Signs your buddy is having a tough week 🎙️ #371

Summary

Podcast Summary: You Betcha Radio #371

"Signs Your Buddy Is Having a Tough Week"

Date: April 1, 2026
Hosts: Myles "You Betcha Guy", Ryan, Tyler, Jerrod
Theme: The crew discusses classic Midwest culture, buddy dynamics, nostalgia, manhood, and how to spot when a friend is "down bad." Stuffed with comedic banter, personal stories, and the signature comfort/friend group energy the pod is known for.

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into the subtle and unintentionally hilarious Midwest ways men show they’re having a rough week, the group’s “Solo Saturday Night” fantasy draft, vasectomy updates (in the way only these guys could discuss), classic Midwestern house drama, and more. They also play a rapid-fire "five second rule" game and breeze through favorite dumb things people take pride in. The tone is quintessentially You Betcha: witty, buddy-to-buddy, and deeply, almost painfully, relatable for Midwestern dudes.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Beer Can Collection & Midwest Nostalgia

[00:00–04:15]

• Myles surprises the guys with Bass Pro Shops-branded Bush Light cans.
• The group jokes about Myles’ obsession with collecting limited edition Bush cans ("Myles is collecting bush cans like Infinity Stones." – B, 00:42)
• Quips about fish species ("Walleye Pro Shops" and "Crappie the Walleye Pro Shops" – A & B, 01:54)
• Midwest commentary on vacationing in Cambodia and longing for the comforts of home.

2. Pod Updates and Odd Food Preferences

[04:15–09:43]

• Recap of the previous week’s fire alarm interruption, shrugged off in true pod fashion.
• Tyler’s Controversial Food Take: Prefers cold (room temp) baked beans over warm.
  • Defends himself with the help of a few Patreon supporters (“That bodes well in the apocalypse…” – A, 05:35)
  • Detailed debate ensues about the nuances of bean temperature, connected to Midwest food culture and apocalypse survival skills.
• Cold pizza vs hot pizza vs air fryer discourse.

3. High School Basketball Tales & Midwest Athletic Tragedy

[09:43–18:22]

• Ryan’s one-win junior basketball season becomes fodder for the group.
• Debate about what’s worse: a bad team record or a bad individual shooting stat.
• Tales of classic small-town basketball, best player suspension over buying “snoose” (chewing tobacco), and how a teacher’s moral dilemma crumbled a season.
  • "The basketball coach, like, nope, that was mine. It fell into his pocket, bounced, and went into his pocket." – A, 13:22
• More on the unique intensity of high school sports in small towns.

4. Summer Series—Plans and Procrastination

[18:22–20:54]

• Brainstorming the return of the famed “Summer Series” (pickup basketball between Myles & Ryan).
• "I'm still a little hurting from the Achilles injury at the Wiffle Ball World Series, but the zero G bed is helping with that." – A, 18:41

5. Midwest House Projects & Procrastination Justifications

[20:54–22:42]

• Jokes about unfinished shiplap trim, house numbers, and blaming new homeowners for not appreciating the “vibes.”
• The ongoing sword/wooden arrow project for Ryan’s kid gets roasted. (“He doesn’t know how… he just screws together two-by-fours and calls it a sword.” – A, 22:16)

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6. Signs Your Buddy Is Having a Tough Week

[24:11–32:55]

Classic Midwest "Down Bad" Behaviors

• Sitting in silence, staring into space, especially while leaning forward (elbows on knees, beer in hand).
• Showing up way early to hangouts to avoid being at home.
• Silent drives—no music; or, only Zach Bryan/Charles Wesley Godwin/"Yellowstone soundtrack."
• Going dead silent in group chats or only reacting to messages, never contributing.
• "If he wants to have a medium time"—not going hard or going home, but staying just a bit too even-keeled at the bar.
• Not laughing, just saying "that's funny," or “that’s crazy.”
• Not bringing up fantasy football or usual obsessions.
• Slamming the microwave door, extra silent at work, or singing way less (Ryan’s well-known for belting out random tunes).
• Not being “locked in” on Chive TV at the bar. (“If you can go through a whole loop of Chive TV without a laugh, you’re like, dude…” – C, 29:22)
• Driving the actual speed limit (a true red flag!).

Notable Quotes:

• "You know your buddy's having a tough week when he doesn’t laugh, he just says, 'that’s funny.'" – A, 27:26
• “It’s a reaching out mechanism for guys to be like, hey, ask me what’s going on… but my wife’s so balls deep in TikTok, she doesn’t notice.” – A, 28:17

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7. Vasectomy Saga: Comedy, Planning, & Truck Nuts

[32:55–47:23]

• Tyler updates the gang: he finally got his vasectomy price “negotiated” below $1,000.
• Debate about discounts, back-alley operations, and quality of care ("Are vasectomies negotiable?" – A, 33:37).
• Ample jokes about nut preservation, freezing sperm in Mountain Dew bottles, and turning vas defunct “nuts” into custom truck nuts.
  • “Let’s get a mold. We’ll make some truck nuts. We’ll enlarge them… Tyler’s Truck Nuts.” – A, 44:41
  • “You can buy one nut, get the second nut free”—C, 45:46
• Entire segment blends humor, Midwest practicality, and actual curiosity about vasectomy logistics.

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8. Solo Saturday Night Draft

[59:01–77:11]

The Draft: Each Host Selects Their Ideal Solo Saturday Night Activities

• Ryan’s Lineup:

  • Take-and-bake pizza
  • Call college buddy for recommendations
  • Sunset mow before the rain
  • End night gambling/prize picks in bed

• Jared’s Lineup:

  • Watch YouTube concerts
  • Sweatpants/blanket combo
  • 67ºF home temperature

• Tyler’s Lineup:

  • Video games (RPGs/no plan)
  • Chain-pouching nicotine
  • No pants (boxers)
  • Giant bowl of cereal

• Myles’ Lineup:

  • Binge TV show with matching alcohol
  • Shirt cocking (just shirt, no pants/underwear)
  • Carb-load on all bread varieties

Notable banter:

• "You guys are sleeping on the slip ons." – A, 57:12
• Jared’s pick: “I feel like that's a perfect temperature in the house—67 degrees.” – D, 72:27

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9. Rapid Five-Second Rule Game

[81:03–91:52]

• Fast-paced round robin: Name three things in a category in five seconds (later, four for the tiebreaker).
• Example categories: bar games, things you do before bed, brands of soda, things you plug in, sandwich ingredients, Adam Sandler movies.
• “You don't bring those [plates], you get them when you get there!” – A, 88:12 (on party supplies)
• Ends with everyone stumping Jared.

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10. Dumbest Things People Take Pride In

[93:29–103:28]

• Yu-Gi-Oh cards, blacking out (“way cooler to drink 60 beers and not blackout…” – A, 94:30), mediocre card collections, running a 5K (“Unless you weigh 400 pounds…” – A, 96:04), and graduating high school as low-effort “pride” benchmarks.
• Group reflects on "liking what you like" as you get older, and why most things aren’t worth flexing over.
• Side convo on ACT scores and which midwesterners keep theirs secret.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Collecting Cans:
  “Miles is collecting bush cans like infinity Stones.” – B, 00:42

• Down Bad Pose:
  “If he’s clearly thinking deeply about something, you know he’s down bad.” – A, 24:40

• Silent Car Ride:
  “I guarantee he’s gonna have no music on the drive home.” – A, 26:05

• "That's Funny:"
  “You know that your buddy's having a tough week. When he doesn't laugh, he just says, 'that's funny.'” – A, 27:26

• Chive TV Test:
  “If you can go through a whole loop of Chive TV without a laugh, you're like, dude.” – C, 29:22

• Truck Nuts Plan:
  "Let's get a mold. We'll make some truck nuts. We'll enlarge them..." – A, 44:41

• Solo Saturday Fantasy:
  “I just can’t think of anything better than just binge watching a show, drinking alcohol with my nuts out... just hammering bread.” – A, 70:12

• Dumb Pride:
  “Way cooler to drink 60 beers and not blackout than it is to drink 60 beers and blackout.” – A, 94:30
  “Having just a mediocre card collection…” – B, 94:56
  “I would say taking pride in running a 5k. Just not a lot to be proud like, half marathon, I slightly get it… but 5k?” – A, 95:49

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Conclusion

This episode is a signature blend of Midwestern humor, friendship, and honesty—the guys dissect social cues and “man culture” in a way that’s both absurd and insightful. Whether you want to know how to spot a struggling buddy, reminisce about high school hoops, plan the ultimate solo night in, or learn way too much about vasectomies and bread combinations, this one’s a classic.

Transcript

[A]

Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of the you betcha radio podcast. The boys are in the studio and you heard Tyler having a few shiz in a minute. It's been a while, but I saw these Bass Pro Shops cans.

[B]

Pretty sweet.

[A]

I was like, it's kind of sick.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And so I picked it up and I just. I was thinking about you guys.

[B]

Thanks.

[A]

I said, I just think the boys would like case of beer. The Bass pro shops logo on it.

[B]

Yeah. In the words of Ryan, they're limited edition, limited dishes.

[A]

Plus I also needed to get one of the cans for my collection.

[B]

Miles is collecting bush cans like infinity Stones.

[A]

Yeah, I got a lot of them. I've gotten a lot of the fishing cans over the years. Apple cans since I started doing this. I think I got all the hunting cans. I even got lime can. Someone sent us a bush Bavarian beer. Like the old one.

[B]

Yeah. That's in here, isn't it?

[C]

No, it's in.

[A]

It's in.

[C]

It's in the other.

[A]

It's in storage.

[C]

Yeah, I know where everything's at, guys.

[B]

Yeah, it's a sweet can. It's super cool.

[A]

So, yeah, we got the. I just. I didn't. I also just didn't know they were doing a bass pro shop.

[C]

I didn't either.

[A]

Kind of sick.

[D]

Sweet.

[A]

I also don't remember a can in recent day with yellow on it like this.

[D]

Kind of reminds me of a Pepsi twist.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Pepsi Twist. Kind of sick. Actually.

[C]

I can. I can hear the drag right now going already. Oh, that's a throwback, Jared.

[A]

It does. They got the Pepsi twist top.

[B]

Dude, how did you. Where did you pull that?

[D]

Out of my brain.

[B]

You're a big Pepsi guy, huh?

[A]

I am Pepsi guy, yeah. It's weird they got a bass on it though.

[B]

Why?

[A]

I thought they made. It went like walleye or something. Crappie the Walleye Pro Shops.

[C]

Copy Pro Shops.

[B]

Eel Pout Pro Shops.

[A]

That.

[C]

That. That is a store that I. I could get lost in. I just kind of daydreaming about stuff for hours.

[A]

Yeah, I don't know. I just was like kind of, you know, I just got back from another vacation in Cambodia. I just didn't want it to end.

[B]

You're a little nost for the. The bushing on pod days.

[A]

You know, I'm just so spontaneous.

[B]

Everyone knows that about you.

[A]

Everyone knows I'm spontaneous. So I was just at the store and I saw him and I said the boys would love it. So here we are.

[B]

Here we are.

[C]

Yeah. I don't think they Have Bass Pro in Cambodia. So I. I can kind of understand.

[B]

No.

[A]

God lot. Yeah. No.

[C]

Is it more like, grouper and stuff down there or like a red.

[A]

Not a lot of bush lights over there in Cambodia. Tough. And every time I see someone that follows the page and I'm drinking a beer in Cambodia. Great. Great song, by the way. Beers in Cambodia. You do that every single time. It's. Well, I don't think that's Bush light.

[C]

They didn't have a box.

[A]

I will ask for one. And they're like. Like, sir, I don't know what that is.

[D]

Yeah, you got a great sense of humor down there.

[A]

I do.

[C]

What kind of bush are you?

[A]

They're like, Cambodia. No, sir, I. I shave. I shave. Me shave.

[C]

No, I'm not talking about George Bush.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That was years ago.

[A]

W. Not talking. W. So, yeah, you guys left to pick up the Bass Pro Shops cans. Let me know what you think. Kind of sweet. Pretty sweet. I think the case is cooler than the cans.

[B]

It is cool. A little Log cabin vibe. I know that that is a Bass Pro Shop, not a Log cabin, but it feels like one.

[A]

I think that's what they were going for.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

This sweet.

[A]

So. Yeah, boys are having a couple beers. Yeah, it's been a while. The more things change, the more they stay the same, you know? Jared.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

What do you got for us today, Jared? I. I see that you have something to share.

[D]

Yeah. During the podcast last week, the fire alarm went off.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I. I heard about that.

[C]

I mean, we navigated that super easy, though. We talked over top of it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We just kept going. No, we ended the pod after about a minute of the fire alarm.

[C]

I mean, we were like, two minutes away anyway.

[B]

Yeah. So.

[D]

Yep. And the other thing was, Tyler likes cold baked beans better than warm baked beans.

[B]

Yeah. And the patrons came to my defense. There's like, four of them that are like, I also do this, so.

[D]

So I was wondering your thoughts.

[A]

Four out of thousands.

[B]

Four out of the ones that are active. Active typers.

[C]

What. What was my reaction? Do you guys remember? Was it a positive or.

[A]

You called neutral.

[B]

You called it.

[C]

Oh, I say psychotic behavior.

[B]

And then you said you were gonna tell.

[A]

Was my reaction. Oh, yeah. I called him a psychotic little.

[B]

And.

[A]

And then he doesn't know about anything. Oh, yeah, that's what I said.

[B]

I have to tell Miles.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I didn't tell him. Jared's the one. I actually told him.

[B]

True. So Jared's the narc. I like, I don't know why are

[A]

you the way you are?

[B]

I just like them better that way. I don't know.

[A]

I just gotta start over again.

[B]

It's good. It's good.

[A]

I mean, that bodes well in the apocalypse, but that's the.

[B]

That's one of the few foods. I prefer cold to warm.

[A]

But why. How did you end up in this scenario? Why were eating cold beans?

[B]

I couldn't tell you where it started.

[A]

I mean, like, I guess now you think about it like, I like cold beans on a burrito.

[B]

There we go. Yeah.

[A]

Like, if I go to Pancheros or Qdoba or Chipotle, I'm getting.

[C]

They're just.

[A]

They're cold in them on there. No, but if I'm. Got a can of Bush's beans, I think they're warm.

[C]

I think they're. They're in a warmer.

[A]

Are they.

[B]

They're not like piping hot, though, like baked beans.

[C]

Yeah, they're just like in a. Yeah, they're just in a. I was just

[A]

out of there with everything else, like, kind of just like room temp.

[C]

No, they got worse.

[D]

The room tab.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

At faster A little.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. They're a little bit warmer.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

I just. I.

[A]

But it gets warmed up when you mix it with the other foods, you know?

[D]

That's true.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Maybe.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Do they want them in a warmer? That's a breeding ground for bacteria.

[D]

That's true.

[A]

So anyway, yeah. I guess even in that scenario, I'm not even eating them cold then. If you think about it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Just try it.

[A]

No, no, no, I'm not. Lady of the. How did you end up here?

[B]

I don't know. I don't remember. I've always liked them cold to the point where I told them last week that my grandma, like, on Thanksgiving, will keep some beans on the side cold.

[A]

So when you say cold, are you talking room temp out of the pantry or we're talking. You got them in the fridge for

[B]

a couple hours, just out of the can, out of the pantry.

[A]

They're not chilling, so that's different. That's.

[C]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

Comparatively, they're cold.

[C]

Okay. Yeah. Now we're compared to hot.

[A]

Yeah, they're cold.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The room temp beans. That's way better than cold.

[C]

This is a different story now that

[B]

the room temp straight out of the can.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Like, I'm not.

[A]

Not.

[B]

I'm not chilling the beans first.

[C]

That's what I thought you were.

[D]

Like, put them on ice.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Now like.

[B]

Like a salad bowl deal.

[A]

And we'll take a couple scoops of, like, room temp refined beans and, like, put them with for my kid to eat.

[B]

Nope.

[A]

But to just see. Yeah, room temp's way better than I want cold.

[C]

Yeah, agreed. Totally. And I can. I can backpedal on the psychotic behavior comment.

[B]

Thanks.

[C]

No longer psychotic. I mean, it's still a little bit like, okay, just put him in a bowl.

[B]

I don't know what.

[C]

But.

[A]

But just, like, eat them hot.

[B]

I just genuinely like them better at Thanksgiving flavor.

[A]

Thanksgiving, just bite the bullet and eat them hot.

[B]

So here's the thing. I don't make a fuss if the only option are hot baked beans. I'm not being like, hey, you for this.

[A]

Like, you're making a fuss about it,

[B]

but if I'm making them at home

[A]

podcast in a row. You brought it up.

[B]

I didn't bring it up.

[D]

I think I brought it up both times.

[B]

I think you did. Yeah. But, yeah, there are some patrons in my corner, so I'm not the only one.

[A]

Yeah. Room temperature beans. Fine by me.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Cold.

[B]

Yeah. Why?

[C]

Yeah, I'm trying to think of any food that I prefer to eat the opposite temperature of what it should be served.

[A]

I like pizza cold, actually.

[B]

You do?

[C]

Yeah. I mean, I'll air fry it for, so.

[A]

Because what I don't like is when I bite into a juicy slice of pizza and, like, the sauce gets everywhere when it's cold. It's just. I can, I can. It's much more transactional.

[D]

Do you rather have a cold than hot pizza?

[A]

No, I wouldn't say I'd rather have a cold, but, like, if. If they're like, hey, we have cold pizza, I'm like, I feel the exact same way about cold pizza as I do hot.

[C]

Interesting.

[B]

Since the invention, I would rather have cold pizza than microwaved pizza. Yeah, sure, for sure. But, yeah, since the invention of the air fryer, I'm no longer a cold pizza guy because I can get basically back to normal. They've been around for a long time, but much quicker.

[C]

Very much quicker.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, you. You've. You have said the convection oven in your oven is just not that great.

[A]

Did I say that?

[C]

You said. Yeah, you said. You did say that. Out in the open. Yeah. So whatever.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, room temp, fine, just stop doing it. No, just heat them up.

[B]

I. I'll keep some. Keep some for myself.

[A]

What else happened?

[D]

Jared Ryan went 1 in 19 his junior year in basketball.

[A]

I mean, you just don't get a nickname like riding pine Chiplab.

[B]

Sheely. I really. So Ryan and I did a. We had a little Mexican standoff. He's like, I'm going to tell him I was about to bake beans. I'm like, well then I'm going to tell him about you going 1 in 19. And Jared just like, nope.

[A]

You both like from three pointer or all field goals from the, from the field?

[B]

Neither. That was their record.

[C]

Record.

[A]

Oh, I thought you talking about shooting.

[D]

No, their team record.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That was fine. I mean, yeah, he went swapped in. I mean your junior year when you're on jv.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I mean, come on.

[C]

No, no, no. I, I wasn't, I wasn't responding. Yes to that. I mean we're playing, we're playing against, we're playing against schools that had 400 kids a grade plus a private school where parents pay for their kids to get in for better schools.

[B]

Here we go. Here we go.

[A]

I mean, large city basketball team. You went one in 19, correct? Yeah, that's. That's totally adds up. I thought you're talking about fuel. I thought you talking about shooting. Oh God.

[C]

I was at a 1 for 19.

[A]

You were, you were 1 for 4.

[C]

You could pull the stats up okay.

[A]

On the entire year.

[B]

Really? Like genuinely from a non basketball guy. How. What does the shot count need to be for the coach to sit you down? Because I feel like 1 to 19 is impossible because they're sitting you before that.

[A]

Well, to make it, make it better. I was five for 20 from three pointers one year in varsity basketball.

[B]

The season.

[A]

Yeah, it's 25. Not good. They. The coach didn't want me shooting three pointers. They wanted me doing two pointers. Okay. So one for 19 would be. You're not playing anymore.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know. Yeah. Because I feel like that's an unattainable stat line because they're just benching you before you can even get that bad.

[A]

Yeah, probably.

[C]

I mean like it also, it also matters like what you've done before that. Like if you went six for eight from three the game before and then the next three games you're like, you know.

[A]

No, yeah, I agree.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

If you're a known hot shot, then. And you're going through a cold snap.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Yeah. Genuinely asking.

[C]

Dude, when I would go in the game, the other coach would just start yelling shooter.

[A]

Oh my God. And so it's like they're gonna guard

[D]

you off the bus when you walk off. Yeah.

[C]

The amount of times I get face guarded was, I don't know, 50.

[A]

I guarantee you were face guarded zero times.

[C]

Shooter, though.

[A]

Shooter, shooter, Shooter, though.

[B]

What is face guarding?

[C]

Base guarding means when you don't. You pretty much don't care about anything else happening on the court. You watch the guy in front of you, and you do not let him catch the ball.

[B]

10, 4, right?

[A]

So like, a normal defense, if you're like, guys over here and there's a guy driving, you'll, like, help out and, like, kind of help cut him off.

[B]

I'm almost more zoned than anything.

[A]

Yeah, a little. It's just. It's a help side. You just. You just. You're shot. You're playing shadow.

[B]

Okay. You're in his. You're in his hip pocket. Yeah, stay there.

[C]

But see, my junior year, our. Our best player got pop for buying can of snoose at the gas station right before season starts. Six weeks suspension. Six weeks. Speech teacher turn him in. Like, speech. What are you doing?

[A]

He's a speech teacher.

[C]

He just doing.

[B]

Needed something to cut the edge before his speech.

[A]

And I guarantee the basketball coach was like, are we sure it wasn't jerky chew? Are we sure it was snoo?

[C]

I'm actually, I.

[A]

Are we sure about that?

[C]

Yeah, I'm trying to. Teacher.

[A]

Oh, yeah, The. The basketball coach, like, nope, that was mine. It fell into his pocket. I'll take that. That's on me. Fell out of my pocket, bounced, and went into his pocket. That's on me. That's mine. What flavor is that? Wintergreen? Yep. That's mine.

[D]

Yeah, it's my favorite one.

[C]

She was also, like, one of my favorite teachers in high school. And after that, I'm like, teach what? What are we doing?

[B]

Come on.

[A]

What's kind of funny is that teacher definitely was in a moral dilemma.

[C]

Oh, I'm sure.

[A]

It's like, I have to say something, but everyone's gonna hate me for it.

[C]

Yeah. And it was a gas station that was, like, completely, totally, like, outside of the realm of the high school.

[D]

Gotcha.

[C]

So, yeah, it's just.

[B]

It's also just. What are you doing? Buying it yourself, Dude. You get a. Get a senior.

[C]

He was a senior.

[A]

He.

[C]

He was 18. So he was legal.

[A]

Yeah, but she didn't catch him on the premises. She saw him buying it.

[C]

Correct.

[A]

That's a look the other way situation.

[C]

I agree. I agree. Go to the. Go. Go to the pop cooler or something. Just keep looking.

[B]

Especially if the kid's 18.

[C]

I know. It was disappointing.

[A]

It's a tough look for Teach Pop.

[C]

Six weeks. We're like, now what are we gonna do?

[A]

I mean, like, you guys were just gonna dominate otherwise.

[C]

Dude, he was 6 4. He was the tallest guy on our team. And he could. He could shoot from anywhere. He could get to the hoop. He could, like. We lost, like, half of our team.

[A]

What was his initials? T. K. You don't know him. You guys are so bad. I wouldn't even know what anyone on your team.

[B]

One in 19.

[A]

I thought you were talking about JB.

[C]

No, no, no, no, no. That's it.

[A]

He would.

[C]

The teacher would have looked the other way in that situation. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Jb. You know, jb.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

So I thought you're talking about ZM no, no.

[C]

He. He was.

[A]

Rare initials, by the way.

[C]

Yeah. I don't even know if he even looked at a can of tobacco in high school.

[A]

That's good.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Maybe TK. Together.

[C]

I know he wasn't. He wasn't thinking about the team at the time. You know, he was thinking about his. His bottom lip and how good it was gonna feel after he threw that school.

[D]

Did he do a team speech like, guys, will let you down. I'm sorry.

[C]

No, there was no team speech. Which I was kind of pumped about because those are the best.

[A]

You know, you live for the cringe.

[C]

Well, I mean, it's just like, what? Like, coach, what do you want him to tell us? Like, we know you got pop for, like.

[B]

And we don't actually care.

[C]

Well, we do because, Tyler, because that's our whole team right there.

[B]

We had to do speeches.

[A]

I remember this kid, T.K.

[C]

yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'll tell you off air. Well, you don't remember him because it was probably the two times we played you guys. He probably wasn't playing.

[B]

You know,

[C]

so anyway.

[A]

Yeah, actually, I know. I remember scouting reports. When we played you guys, it was like a best player got popped. Snooze.

[C]

Six weeks, six weeks out.

[A]

So, like, so one. That's easy. Taken care of. Bench, not deep.

[C]

Just one guy.

[A]

What was your number like?

[C]

My. My jersey.

[A]

Number three. When three gets on. When three gets on the court, we're going to just help off him the whole time.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I could, actually.

[A]

What we're going to do is we're going to do a 2, 2 zone with the guy just running around playing defense. Don't even think about number three.

[C]

No, I'll be completely honest. I couldn't get to the rim. But I. I mean, I could. I could. I could shoot. That's all I could do. And that's why they would yell that out.

[A]

Thank you for explaining, man. Explaining to us why they're young shooter.

[B]

I needed that.

[A]

I didn't think that there was an active shooter in the building. I figured you were the shooter.

[B]

Context clues. I thought they were saying it because you were really good. Like, what the implication was what he said.

[C]

Some shooters can still get to the rim, though, and draw contact. You know what I'm saying?

[D]

Good players.

[C]

Yeah, good players.

[A]

I was the people that play on a regular basis.

[C]

I don't know where this ever stemmed from.

[A]

Not the ninth, man. You know?

[C]

Yeah. I don't know where this stem from. Where did. Where did this whole thing stem from?

[D]

I don't remember.

[C]

Years ago.

[A]

Okay. Honestly, though, 1 and 19, not your fault. You didn't play that much. You didn't play that much. Like, it's really not your fault. Now, if you'd have gone one from 19, from three or just field goals in general, then we got a problem.

[D]

Then we're talking about this the entire episode.

[C]

Yeah. Then, yeah, then it's chit chat till end of episode.

[A]

So. Yeah, not as bad. I mean, you guys, you know, I'm fine. We. We worked it out.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

This is why you guys need me on this podcast.

[B]

Because you're such a great mediator.

[A]

Yeah, I just. I diffuse the situations and look for the silver lining in it.

[C]

God, we gotta have that, you know,

[A]

like the fire alarm going off. Silver lining is people probably wanted the podcast to end anyways.

[B]

True.

[A]

Without me. Yeah, we gotta.

[C]

We need. We need that summer series.

[B]

Yeah, let's bring that back. People have been asking about that.

[A]

Yeah, we could do the summer series, everyone. I hope my holds up, but, yeah, I'm ready.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I'm. I'm healthy.

[A]

I mean, I'm still a little hurting from the Achilles injury at the Wiffle Ball World Series, but the zero G bed is helping with that.

[B]

That's good. Do we want to get the first round on the books? Like Memorial Day weekend on a holiday weekend somewhere around there.

[C]

Jesus.

[A]

That's like Tyler being like, hey, you

[C]

know, you guys aren't coming.

[A]

Oh, you're having a kid on this day. Yeah. Let's do it then.

[B]

I'm pretty positive last year it was,

[A]

hey, you guys want to do summer series on Thanksgiving?

[B]

Because I think you came up with Memorial Day, fourth of July, and Labor Day, the three days you wanted to do it last year.

[A]

Because I knew that none of us be able to sneak away on the holiday weekends. For those of you that don't know what the summer series is. Jared, what is it?

[D]

You and Ryan agreed to do three rounds of pickup basketball, one on one. Came to 11.

[A]

Yeah, I'm actually in worse shape this year than I was last year, so I don't know if it's gonna happen this year.

[B]

You got time to get ready.

[A]

Yeah, this ain't helping.

[C]

We gotta rehab for summer series. We gotta get that Rubik's cube done.

[A]

How's that shiplap trim go in your old house? You ever get that done? I don't own the house anymore. This is a conversation between the people that bought the house. Wow. The last homeowner was a real lazy piece of. He didn't put trim up on the ship lab.

[C]

Who knows, they might have just ripped the ship lap. You know that?

[A]

Yeah, they're like, wow, I can't believe you wasted time on this.

[C]

Plus, I knew that we were selling. We were going to sell the house, so why would I. You know why? To spend an extra. Extra eight lumber was expendy at that. Yeah, it's like 12 bucks.

[B]

It wasn't going to increase the value.

[C]

No. You put a big screen, especially not

[A]

with trim on it. That's like. That's like tearing out the toilet in the bathroom. Being like. Yeah, it's got one bath. If you just add a toilet, you

[C]

know,

[A]

got one bath in the main. If you just add a toilet and a tub and a faucet. It's basically what you told them. Like, yeah, this nursery is good to go. If you just. If you just get the crib lighting in here and the trim on the ship lap, it should be good to go.

[C]

Yeah. Similar situation in house numbers.

[A]

Oh, that was intentional.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

So was the ship lab. It was all a bit by me.

[A]

I don't know about that.

[C]

I was just doing it as a bit, guys.

[A]

No, I wasn't doing as a bed. It was no move by me.

[C]

I was doing the ship lab.

[A]

I was waiting to see if I had any better ideas than the traditional house numbers, which I did.

[C]

Me too. And I was waiting to see. I couldn't decide between trim pieces, so I just. I held out and by that time, the house sold.

[A]

So if it was intentional. All right. It's better.

[C]

It was an intentional bit.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

What do you think, Tyler? You look nervous over there.

[B]

No, I just. I'm just trying to think of any. Any projects that I could get thrown under the bus here. I was just trying to mentally prepare my defense.

[C]

Well, you still got that sword. You got to make my kid. He's Been away. He's been.

[B]

He's never asked me for that.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I think we did. When I was at their house. When I was at the house the other day, he was like, do you have that sword from Tyler that he was supposed to make me for my birthday?

[B]

Now that I'm hearing this for the first time, I would love. I'll make your kid a sword.

[C]

You should actually make him a wooden arrow.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

For his bow.

[B]

I don't have a lake.

[A]

That's never happening. He doesn't know how.

[B]

I mean, he just.

[A]

He just screws together two by fours and calls it a sword.

[B]

I brought my sword and you know, it was good.

[A]

You could do it, right? Yeah.

[C]

You can do it.

[B]

I don't have a lathe, so it's not gonna. I just have to whittle that down.

[A]

Jab an immediate backpedal constantly.

[D]

Quite literally.

[A]

Quite literally. You gotta get those things sharper.

[B]

I have an old school wooden arrow you can just have.

[A]

Yeah, but it's just not even close to the same thing. What he asked for.

[B]

Yeah, he said he wanted you to make one.

[C]

I don't want.

[B]

I don't. No, I don't want to make that.

[D]

Why?

[A]

Because you hate his kid?

[B]

No, I hate the request. I don't have the tools.

[A]

So you're just gonna deny a kid's request?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Be a terrible Santa.

[B]

No.

[A]

Some of you need to set terrible Santa Claus.

[B]

Healthy boundaries.

[A]

What's healthy boundaries?

[B]

You got to be okay with Rachel. No 3 year olds.

[A]

Hopes and dreams of that kid needs to get an arrow early, otherwise he's gonna not be able to eat.

[B]

I'll give you the wooden one, Ryan. He'll like it. It's cool. It'll make for a good decoration.

[C]

Oh, yeah. All right.

[A]

I got a wooden arrow when I was in Mount Rushmore as a kid. I don't know why we bought an arrow, but we did.

[D]

Hey, Ryan's kicking up.

[A]

It's probably when we went to go see Crazy Horse. It's probably one of his roadside arrow stand. You guys know those around Custer?

[B]

Collected from Crazy Horse himself's quiver.

[A]

That was probably a arrowhead from an Indian burial ground. Native American.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I've been to original people burial ground.

[A]

Indigenous people out there, so. Yeah, that's what happened on Patreon. Nice.

[D]

Get a good little recap of what happens.

[A]

Yeah, we got it. We got it all hashed out.

[D]

Housekeeping items.

[A]

What do we got next?

[D]

Jared, how you know a guy is having a tough week?

[A]

Yeah, because guys aren't Gonna tell each other when they're having a tough week. You're gonna have to figure out if your buddy's down bad by yourself, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like. Like, you know, your buddy's down bad. If he's just sitting there, not saying anything and just staring off into space. If he's clearly thinking deeply about something, you know he's down bad.

[B]

I. I would say to add a layer to that. He's sitting, but he's leaning forward while he's doing it.

[A]

It's kind of like this. With, like, the hands like this.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Hands out in front.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Maybe he's holding a beer just like this.

[B]

Elbows on knees, staring off into space,

[A]

Maybe doing a little bit of a sway.

[B]

Yep, Yep.

[D]

He still sit at the bar. He still has the beer by his

[A]

knees as, like, chins right up right above the bar rail.

[D]

That's really tough.

[B]

Just a sigh here and there, but not like a dramatic one. Just a light sigh.

[C]

I feel like, you know, your buddy's having a bad week. If. If you guys are, like, planning to meet up and go somewhere and he. He shows up, like, way earlier than he's supposed to because he's just. Whatever situation he's in, he wants to disconnect from that just to. He needs to just get there so he can disconnect from where he's currently at.

[A]

Just trying to escape.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. And maybe, hey, if he's gonna sit in his truck for 20 minutes before you get there, I mean, that's a good time to think. Yeah.

[A]

It's like your buddy, you got a coworker, is like, after work, if he just goes and sits in the truck by himself and doesn't, like, do anything, you know, he's having tough.

[C]

Absolutely, absolutely.

[A]

Because he's not gonna be like, ah, guys, I'm having a tough week. He's just. At the end of the day, after just sitting at his desk like this all day, he's gonna do the same thing in his truck.

[C]

For sure. For sure, for sure.

[A]

And I guarantee he's gonna have no music on the drive home. Well, I was gonna say silent.

[C]

You know, everybody's having a tough week. If he, like. If you find out he's listening to, like, Zach Bryan or something or.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What other artists? Zach, Brian, the.

[A]

Or, like.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Charles was Godwin. Yeah. Music out of the or, basically. Yeah.

[A]

If he's listening to music. If he's listening to the Yellowstone soundtrack, you know.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

He just goes silent in the group chat and is just only reacting to messages.

[A]

Yeah. Reacting to messages.

[B]

He's having a tough week.

[A]

If. If he wants to have a medium time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So, like, you. You're maybe having drinks. If he's having, like. If he's in total mode, he wants to just hammer beers. If he's having a great week, he wants to hammer beers. But if he's right in the middle and he just wants to have an appropriate amount of beers, something's going on. Something's gotta be going.

[B]

He, like, wants to go to go home at, like, 10:30.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Which is, like, not too early, not too late. It's the. All right, I'm tired of this.

[C]

To actually go to bed. Not to, like, face whatever he's facing at that time.

[A]

You know that your buddy's having a tough week. When he doesn't laugh, he just says, that's funny.

[C]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[A]

That's.

[B]

That's funny, dude.

[A]

That's funny.

[C]

That's funny.

[D]

Yeah. You're telling, like, a depressing story. He still says that's funny.

[A]

He's not paying attention because he's just so now, like this.

[D]

When he doesn't bring up his fantasy football team, he's having a tough.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Or he just doesn't bring up sports in general because he's just been sitting like that at home.

[D]

He hasn't.

[A]

He hasn't had sports on all week.

[B]

That's all he's been doing. He even drives with his elbows on his knees.

[A]

This is patented. I'm having a tough week for a guy. Sometimes I'll do this on the edge of the bed before I get into bed, because secretly it's like a reaching out mechanism for guys to be like, hey, ask me what's going on.

[B]

I'm signaling to you.

[A]

But my wife sometimes is so balls deep in tick tock, she doesn't even notice me doing the pose. So then I just have to, like, lay in bed and just. And just spiral by myself. You know what I mean?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. You could. You could maybe try and get her to notice you by going. But making some obnoxious.

[A]

Sometimes, like, I'll even put my feet up, like, on the, like, bed frame, so my knees are actually, like, way higher.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Than my nuts.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I'm talking about?

[C]

You're like.

[A]

Because you can't just hang your feet off. You gotta. Your feet gotta be propped up on some. Either you're sitting low, like, you know.

[C]

Yeah. You could maybe give a couple head shakes too, in that. In that position.

[B]

I guess a Lot of these.

[A]

Is that too much?

[B]

Something like that.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. She might just think you have neck issues.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're borderlining a stretch there. Yeah.

[A]

Look at this. Yeah, that's just stretching my neck.

[C]

I feel like if you're, you know, your buddy's having a tough week. If there's Chive TV on at the bar and he's just not laughing at

[B]

it, he's not locked the in.

[C]

Yeah. If you can go through a whole loop of Chive TV without a laugh, you're like, dude.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He just doesn't even look at it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Or like, you.

[A]

Hey, hey, dude, is there something wrong? You're not even watching the Chive tv.

[B]

I know you love it.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Let's get hit in the nuts.

[B]

I feel like, you know, he's having a tough week. If you're on the Aux or Touch tunes or whatever, and you ask for recommendations and he's just like, yeah, whatever. Yeah, whatever you feel. Has no opinion on stuff.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Doesn't want to weigh in.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, like, it's. If you're riding with them and he's just driving the speed limit, imagine getting in the car with Ryan and he's just going the speed limit.

[B]

Dude, I would genuinely be like, are you okay?

[A]

I would need to see his check engine light is going on.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I gotta pop that hood. Say, hey, what's going on, Ryan?

[C]

Yeah, I feel like.

[D]

Need an oil change.

[C]

I feel like normally, because I. I have. I tend to have higher energy around here especially, so it's like, if I were having a bad week, it's really tough for me to hide that.

[A]

Oh, we know.

[C]

You know what I mean?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Because if I go, surprise.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, oh, we know, Tyler. Oh, we know. Oh, do we know? No, you just get very snippy and sarcastic. Very snippy, very sarcastic. A lot of S words.

[B]

Short.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Short, Snippy. Snappy.

[C]

Yeah. No, you're not wrong. You're not wrong.

[A]

And you just don't have the time of day for anything when you're in that mood.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're having a tough day.

[C]

Yep. Yeah, you're exactly right.

[B]

I. I would know you're having a tough week if you were in the room below my office and you weren't singing. Yeah.

[A]

Just silence, really.

[C]

Well, that depends if I have my AirPods on too.

[B]

No, when you got the AirPods and you still sing.

[C]

No, I know. Like, that's what I'm saying is when I have my AirPods, I'll sing. If I don't Have. If I don't have my AirPods, I just don't listen to, like. And then I. Yeah.

[B]

Like if I just hear shuffling down there, like Ryan's going through it.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Or if you slam the microwave door during lunch. Shout out. Ryan's having a tough week.

[C]

Probably because the's not working. The old tube TV is trying to smack.

[A]

Do we need a new microwave?

[D]

We might.

[C]

No, the one. The one sucks. The other one's totally fine.

[B]

One's good.

[A]

Two microwaves. Yes.

[B]

One is really, really bad and one's perfectly fine.

[A]

Well, let's get rid of the really bad one.

[B]

Yeah. No one uses it.

[A]

Yeah, let's get rid of it. I actually have a microwave I need to get rid of, so I'll maybe take them at the same time.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

I think you just upgraded your microwave.

[A]

I did. I still have the old. You're not supposed to, like, throw that away. You got to dispose of it correctly.

[B]

My neighbor is. They got a new microwave and we're just bullshitting. He's like, yeah, we're going to. I have this old one. I want to plug it in and just like put a bunch of metal in it and see what happens. And so we went over there and it was awesome.

[C]

Wouldn't that ruin whatever he's plugged into it?

[B]

Didn't it? But it was sweet. We put in a whole giant ball of tinfoil and it's just sparking everywhere.

[A]

And now you guys all have radiation.

[B]

Yeah. Hopefully my superpowers kick in soon.

[D]

Yeah, you don't need a vasectomy now.

[B]

Yeah, I'll update on that. I got the price down a lot and now I. I go in for

[C]

a update on what?

[B]

Vasectomy?

[A]

Come on, stick with us.

[C]

Well, no, I am, but when. When did we last talk about this?

[B]

A while ago.

[A]

But when?

[B]

It was always that it was too much, but I got it down a shitload. Like less than four figures.

[A]

So you can just negotiate. Wait, time out.

[C]

Okay. You say you're gonna pay in cash or what? Because they'll. I mean, cash discount. Twenty thousand dollar bill, I'm gonna pay in cash.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

It'll be twenty. Twenty dollar bill.

[A]

So hold on. Okay, so hold on. There's a few layers here, Tyler, that I'd like to unpack. I'd like to cut into.

[C]

You'd like to sever?

[A]

I'd like to. Yeah, I'd like to sever the. Now I just.

[C]

Solder is the right word.

[A]

Yeah. So hold on.

[D]

You tie the tubes.

[A]

One. Are vasectomies negotiable.

[B]

Insurance coverage on them are so you.

[A]

Okay. One, two. Are you sure you want the discount? Vasectomy.

[B]

It's the same doctor that it's would have been with the beginning.

[A]

I know, but same price in the

[C]

hospital, different from the insurance company.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So here's the thing, Tyler, here's the thing. If you're.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If you were working on someone else's car or working on your own, which one are you going to do a better job for?

[B]

Working on my own.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So if a doctor's getting paid more, are they going to do a better job or a worse job?

[B]

Doctors getting paid.

[A]

If someone pays you. Okay. Okay. So this is all insurance?

[B]

All insurance.

[C]

You gotta stick with it. So like, just discussed that?

[B]

Yeah, we did.

[C]

I mean, we just went over that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Doc's getting the same amount of money and it's the same doctor that I had two years ago.

[D]

I took an oath.

[A]

Okay, so we're good on that front. So your vasectomy is still going to be a normal one.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

It's not going to be a back alley vasectomy.

[B]

So there was like some. Basically some insurance discounts with. With my. The version of my policy and then the amount of dependence on said policy and then also if I'm going to use HSA to pay for it, also brought it down a little bit. And so I got. It's less than. Less than a thousand dollars.

[D]

Let's go.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

So may. May 6th consult and scheduling appointment. So I'll get it this summer.

[A]

Jesus Christ. That's just.

[B]

That was the earliest one I could get.

[A]

I know, but just tell them I don't need a consult.

[B]

Just do it.

[A]

I. If you just. If you've seen my sperm, you know, just. It's just take them out on this. I need it cut. I need it done immediately.

[C]

Tied. Tied.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

That's. Yeah. That's like less than a little over a month away.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You're getting your tubes.

[B]

Getting. Getting my tubes. Yep.

[C]

So is that what they do? They. Do they actually tie them?

[B]

No, they. They cut your vas deferens. Vasectomy and then they singe them? I think so.

[A]

Okay, so May 6th, what day of the week is that?

[B]

It is a Wednesday morning at 8:30.

[A]

Can we do. Can you come directly to the office and podcast that day for us?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I did that because it's in Fargo and I. Wednesday I'm up here in Fargo, so I did it early in the morning so that I could come straight to cover.

[A]

Perfect. We're gonna do a post vasectomy podcast scheduling.

[C]

We gotta stick with Tyler here.

[A]

I know, but we gotta get this done.

[C]

I know.

[B]

I'm gonna take the first available slot.

[C]

Yeah, they gave him the discount. They said you gotta wait a month.

[A]

That day. We're not doing that day.

[B]

If they're like, there's this day.

[A]

We have to. To podcast immediately after. If they're like, will pick up a bag of ice.

[C]

I'll. Bag of peas. Peas work way better. Vegetable medley.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Remember I was icing my. Wasn't my ank. My knee. I was mice on my knee. Vegetable medley works perfect in the summer series.

[B]

It almost got us back in.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Because I thought I had torn meniscus. I think I did. It just healed itself.

[A]

Same with my Achilles tuff.

[D]

Tough.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

If they say, like, hey, our next available vasectomy appointments this afternoon. Easy. I'll take it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then we can make sure you

[A]

can get PTO for that.

[B]

We can pod right after. You guys can come to the post op if you want. We. Can we come there.

[A]

Can we come for the consultation?

[B]

Well, I hope, because I can after that.

[A]

Well, the consultation. You can come after the consultation.

[C]

Post ops.

[A]

This might be a really dumb question, but can you still.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. You shoot. But there's. It's just blanks.

[A]

Got it. So you just get. It's just. It's basically like orange juice with no pulp.

[B]

Yeah, it's.

[A]

It's like a pulp free orange juice.

[B]

It's a. It's a rubber bullet. Something fires, but it's not deadly.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Bush na.

[B]

Yep, yep.

[A]

Got it. So you're still getting juices.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're still. Juice will still be worth the squeeze.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

If not more worth the squeeze, honestly.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

But they're not 100%. That's the thing.

[B]

They're like 99.9 now.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

To play devil's advocate here, are you sure you want to do this? Because it just eliminates, like, a huge revenue source that you could be doing at sperm banks.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think because you are like, you're, like, pretty in terms of qualifications. I think you're like. You'd be like, hey, I'm. I'm batting a hundred percent.

[B]

I think. I think, I think. Yeah. I think I moved.

[A]

I'm around 6ft tall. I got a college degree. Sports, you know.

[B]

Yeah. But like, I've been able to get

[C]

a job every year of my life.

[A]

A very employable.

[C]

Here's my list of references.

[A]

Like, you know, you fall on tough Times you just eliminated that potential source of income.

[B]

But they say that those who can't do, teach. So I could just be a coach.

[A]

So you're gonna be a sperm coach.

[B]

I could be a sperm consultant. But like, hey, I've had sex three times total. Yeah. And I have three kids, so I'm really good at this.

[A]

No, not only sex. You've come three times in my whole life and had three kids.

[B]

Yep. So just basically dumped. You said they both work.

[C]

No,

[A]

I don't think I said dump, did I?

[C]

Maybe I misheard you, but you said no, you haven't had sex three times. You've. You've something that's not like come. Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Which isn't better.

[C]

I thought you said you dumped.

[B]

Arguably worse.

[A]

We just said that. Stay with us. So what do you, you think target date?

[B]

I'm. I'm hoping. I'm hoping early summer.

[A]

Okay, well then that goes the whole summer series,

[B]

like, because if only people with vast difference, you're gonna be out of commission.

[A]

What's. It's like. It's got to be like a six month recovery.

[B]

If that's what you want to give me off. Sure.

[C]

You are the referee.

[A]

Well, I'm paid.

[C]

You're the referee. And it's full court, so you're gonna have to need your referee.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Last thing we. Last thing we need is for you to. To. To reopen, you know, the incision.

[B]

I could have Jared wheel me back and forth.

[A]

Yeah. You know, I've heard horror stories. You know, you get the. You've guys heard these horror stories plenty of times. Yeah, you get the, you get the incision, you get caught. Your refer. Basketball game that breaks open, you get a. You get blood everywhere. Next thing you know, guys start handing you tampons, making fun of you. Next thing you know, you got a hernia and you're out for another six. Six weeks.

[B]

Next thing you know, your testicles laying at half court.

[D]

Yeah, that works.

[A]

Yeah. You're playing yo yo with your nuts.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

See it a hundred times.

[A]

I've seen it. You guys have heard these horror stories?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, your buddy's having a bad week if he's walking around with a bag of vegetable medley on his nose.

[A]

Could go two ways. So, like, more information is needed for that.

[C]

Okay, so it. There's like what, a five week, six week time frame after women give birth?

[A]

What's the time frame like? Are you ready to like, what is the time? Are you locked and not loaded?

[B]

I. I'm pretty sure it's Like a two week deal. But that's what the. They'll tell me at the consult, so I'll know for sure.

[A]

So consult's a little important, but you think you just do the consult and the thing, right?

[B]

Think. But I think you could do it

[C]

for over the phone console.

[B]

That would be nice, you know.

[A]

Yeah, but they want to get a look at those suckers. I mean. Yeah.

[B]

Take a peek.

[A]

Yeah. What if they ask me an ocular pat down of his nuts? What if they work.

[C]

What if they ask you if they can use you for clinical research?

[B]

If that breaks the price even lower, sure.

[A]

So you're okay with your nuts being plastered in medical literature?

[B]

That's fine.

[D]

Yeah, I'd be fine with that too.

[C]

If they ask you if a medical student could come in and observe during this consult, will you let them?

[B]

Yeah, I don't care.

[C]

Female, sure.

[A]

Male.

[B]

I don't care.

[A]

But male student comes in, you're gonna let them get a peep at those gonads.

[B]

There's a male doctor that's gonna grab my nuts, cut them and burn them.

[A]

So. Yeah, well, I don't know how much grabbing he'll be doing, which again we'll find out in the console when we're there.

[B]

He's gonna have to move everything out of the way to get to the incision.

[A]

No, but I think, think they just like, they just take some. They take some duct tape, you know, they lift open the hood and then I think you got to be just. They just got to be just laying there. Some ball cuffs. D. Yeah, they'll take some cuffs around your ankles, some rope, and they'll just like hoist your legs up in the air in like a V formation.

[B]

I do think I'll be.

[A]

And then they'll tape and then they'll put a. They'll put a tape right here, slap you up, and then it basically, I think it should just be hanging there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What if. Well, again, we'll find out when we're all in the console together. May 9th. May 9th.

[C]

May, 6.

[D]

6. All right.

[A]

8:30am I'm not keeping with it. We just said that. Jared, you gotta keep up.

[C]

What if by chance or worse than my championship swimmers that made it to the other side of the, of the. Of the deafies made it to the other side of the tie.

[B]

I. I do think this could be completely wrong, but I do think I'm supposed to like crank a couple times.

[C]

That's what I was gonna ask.

[B]

Do they recommend to get them.

[C]

Do they recommend that? Yeah, and that could possibly be an add on at the hospital, too,

[A]

but

[C]

again, we'll find out. The console

[A]

recommended at a. I don't know what you mean by that. So afterwards, they just give you some materials and you get to.

[C]

No, they do it for you while you're. Maybe while you're under or. That's. That's a.

[A]

He ain't gonna want to pay for that.

[B]

I don't think they put you under. I think they just numb the area.

[A]

He's our. He's already Googled, like, independent vasectomy places in Fargo. There's no way he's paying for the extra fellatio while he's under.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, what would I pay for that? I got that at home.

[D]

You get. You get a massage before you go to the mastectomy.

[B]

It's like.

[C]

Well, they just want to make sure it goes correctly, though. They don't want your wife, you know, disturbing things down there.

[B]

No, that's. I'm willing to roll the dice to let her give it a shot.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

So what are you gonna do with your nuts when you're done with them? We put them in a jar and.

[B]

Yeah. We put Rex the big blues there.

[C]

We could just put them in there.

[B]

I put them right over Ryan's shoulder.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

[D]

Get a European mount.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. We could make them into. In hitch knots.

[B]

Yeah, I could have truck nuts on the 99.

[A]

That would be sick.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, before you do get them cut off, let's get a mold of them.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Truck nuts.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

You know what I mean? Let's get a mold, let's capitalize and actually, you know what? This is what we'll do. We'll get a mold, we'll make some truck nuts, we'll enlarge them.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Well, we're not going to tell people. Enlarge them. We'll tell them they're two size, but we will probably like 200.

[C]

Well, it's like that. It's like the outside of a. Like a. Like a lay's chip bag. It says like, enlarge to show texture. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

We'll put that on the packaging and we'll be Tyler's truck nuts, and we'll sell them online to pay for the vasectomy.

[C]

And like.

[B]

Like tongs. We'll order way too many of them.

[A]

Probably like 2 to 4,000 of them.

[C]

Price has got to be good at that. Quantity.

[A]

Got to be good pricing.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And next thing you know about a boom bada bang, you've Seen our ability to move tongs?

[B]

Yep. Yep.

[A]

We'll move those nuts.

[C]

Well, then, see if we'll get our

[A]

hands on those nuts. We'll put them in a box.

[C]

Any trouble we have selling truck nuts too, we could. We could. We just mark them in a different way. We could have them in just the mirror, the rear view.

[B]

We could just do some marketing magic. You buy one, not get the second nut free.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, I like that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, or we could just sell them in pairs.

[B]

You know what nobody's doing that they should be doing with truck nuts? They should make them hang on the exhaust pipe so it looks like a dick and balls. That's way funnier than the hitch.

[A]

I mean, the. The. I mean, if you got a hitch on it, though, it kind of looks like that.

[B]

Yeah, but whose dick goes down and up and has a little ball at the end?

[A]

You know, Mine's just. Yeah. I mean. Yeah, I guess it doesn't really go. You're right. You're right.

[B]

Are you in on the nut mold? Sure. Yeah.

[C]

People do those. You get that, like that little gallon bucket with the pink stuff in there, and then you just dip it in there and let it harden. And then. And then we can just. We peel out the edges. There's the mold. Because then you pay for injection molding and stuff. That just gets expensive.

[A]

We don't want to do that.

[B]

No, that's fine.

[C]

Too big of an investment.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

I think we get like, camo colored

[C]

and dude, you could do.

[A]

Yeah, we'll do anything I want.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, we'll even do like a flesh colored one just for authenticity.

[B]

Yeah, we could do a pan. What are the color match? We'll bring in. We'll take a picture of it.

[A]

It's a pantone book. We'll bring it to the nuts.

[B]

We'll bring it to the hardware store, have them paint, match it so we know the exact color digital code. What would you like to name this color? So this is the first time we've ever had this come in. I will call it Nutty White

[A]

Nutshell white.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

So, I mean, yeah, that's big news tower. Yeah.

[B]

A lot of things moving in the vasectomy realm.

[D]

That's good.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm excited. I'm excited, guys.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

A little sad or.

[B]

No, not really. Really? No. Every time my kids decide to get into a WWE match and ends in blood, it makes me more excited for the vasectomy.

[C]

That's not gonna stop.

[B]

I'm a little upset that you aren't I know. Imagine if it was a tag team 2v2.

[C]

That's true.

[A]

I mean, I'm a little upset

[B]

we can't get you pregnant anymore.

[A]

No, I'm a little upset because you've waited so long. At this point, we're. Me and Ryan had a discussion about this. You remember this week?

[C]

Yeah, last.

[A]

No, it was. No, it was further back. We thought you were maybe waiting for us.

[B]

Oh, dude, be a vasectomy buddies.

[A]

We just do it. We could. We could just all do it on the same day, then podcast after. I mean, I'm a little upset about that.

[B]

I can get you my guy's number if you want to jump in quick.

[A]

No, no, no, no. I thought you're waiting for us.

[B]

No, I'm sorry.

[C]

But yeah, there's a much steeper discount for. Yeah, three for one.

[B]

I should have bulked it.

[C]

Bulk discount.

[A]

Well, no, we gotta wait for Jared too. Just, you know.

[D]

Yeah, it could be 10 years.

[C]

Huge discount though.

[A]

Also, did you explore maybe just using Klarna for this vasectomy? Just financing it.

[B]

I don't know what that is.

[C]

Klarna's a. It's like PayPal. Finance people will. Yeah, they'll like monthly payments.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Yes, yes. Yep, yep, yep.

[A]

They have Klarna.

[C]

No, no, they might have summer deals going on. They might have a President's Day sale coming up.

[A]

I think extended to.

[C]

It's extended actually. In June, I think I just saw.

[A]

Yeah, I could maybe catch it.

[B]

There's still time before the bill comes in for me to figure out some financing options.

[A]

Bills coming in where?

[D]

Who's bill?

[A]

Yeah, that's the doctor's name. We'll find out at the consultation.

[C]

Yeah, May 6th, 8:30. We gotta as well.

[A]

If anyone is in the Fargo area and has nothing going on at 8:30 on May 6th, we're all gonna tailgate in the parking lot of Tyler's vasectomy console. We want to get all the details fresh. So when you come out.

[C]

Yeah, we'll just.

[A]

We'll do it right there. We'll do a live podcast in the parking lot.

[B]

I'll ask for multiple copies of the informational packet. Or I can give you guys.

[A]

That'd be great. I'd love to see some literature.

[C]

Yeah, literature, images, everything. X rays.

[A]

If we got an X ray of your nuts, we're framing that and putting it in the studio there.

[B]

Where's the X ray of my leg? Somewhere in here.

[C]

It's over there somewhere. But yeah, we could just replace that. I want to update The X ray.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

So people want to see. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, I think it's an ultrasound, actually. They ultrasound. You're nuts.

[C]

Actually, pretty sure I got ultrasound on my knee this morning. Different. It's a different ultrasound from the pregnancy ultrasound. I actually asked that question this morning, which is why I know that.

[B]

Gotcha. Why did you get. Are you good?

[C]

I do. I'm trying. I'm getting in shape for summer series. I gotta get back. Right. Actually, though, I'll show you the. I'll show you the appointment reminder.

[A]

You got an ultrasound on your knee. What were they looking for?

[C]

Just breaking up scar tissue and get ready for summer scoped. No, no, no. Not scope. Just break up scar tissue.

[A]

Oh, like. Yeah, like the. That's kind of like. Doesn't really work that well. Yeah, that.

[C]

It seems. It doesn't seem like anything.

[A]

Yeah, because we used to do ultrasound on, like, our ankles and when we heard them in college.

[C]

Yeah. Sound waves go through and.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Break up scar tissue.

[A]

Horseshit. That's probably a fool's errand for you. But anyways, see, it's like he's. He's doing stuff it's not even his knee ain't gonna be fixed. Series.

[C]

I got a wedge in one of my. In one of my shoes. I'm getting ready. Summer series. My hips.

[A]

Are you. Are you height maxing?

[C]

No, I'm not hype maxing right now.

[A]

Are you hype maxing? You got wedges in your shoes?

[C]

No, I got one way. I got a wedge in my. In my left shoe. Not my right though. Hips out of line, so get them back in line. Hips feel better. Knee feels better. Summer series. Is it go?

[A]

We'll see.

[B]

So.

[A]

Because now I gotta prep for his vasectomy, this will take up a lot of time.

[C]

Yeah. Post op though, is not, you know, it's just stay celibate for a couple weeks.

[B]

Yeah, we'll see.

[C]

Crank one. I'll get them. Get them. Last swimmers. That might be ones to hang on the. Or to store on the wall.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

The final swimmers I have heard just freeze some before.

[B]

Yeah, I have heard that. That's not an uncomm. Where you freeze some sperm before you're

[C]

v. You start now and see if you get like a Mountain Dew bottle or something.

[B]

I'm just. I'm just freezing it in, like so gross with. With my deer meat. Just a cup in the. In the freezer next to the cheddar brats.

[C]

Not crush a liter of doom on the way home tonight and just throw it in dishwasher.

[B]

That's how you have a Dylan. It's a sperm donor and a Mountain Dew can.

[C]

Or Pepsi Twist.

[A]

Do it with about. If you got them all in one. In one bottle of Mountain Dew, then like we're truly getting the best of the best.

[C]

Yeah. Cuz I mean if the cream is

[A]

literally going to rise up on Mountain Dew.

[B]

There's not a single piece of drywall that's safe from that kid.

[C]

But don't fill it to the top though. Cuz it's got to have room to expand.

[A]

And your future kids. Your future kids, dude. Are going to be poisoned by yellow 5 anyways. So why not get them right out of the. Right out of the.

[B]

The.

[A]

The shoot right out of the Dew bottle.

[B]

We might have a medical miracle. And this just creates a Yellow five immunity. Because they were in it with the sperm.

[A]

Or you're just destining them to a micro penis their whole life.

[B]

It could be it as well.

[A]

Like I've been drinking Yellow 5 since I was in. In when I. Since I was a sperm.

[B]

Moments after ejecting the nut as a

[C]

damn near a microscopic tadpole. Yeah.

[A]

I've been drinking L5 since I was a tadpole.

[C]

Call that Mountain Dew. Maxing

[B]

his microphone,

[C]

dude.

[A]

Imagine dude fills up a mountain. A leader Mountain Dew box frozen in his. In his. In his deer meat freezer. Power goes out and he's just sweating. Don't open the freezer.

[B]

Don't touch that. And if you do, we gotta go get ice from the gas station now.

[A]

Or we gotta use it right now.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

It's melting. We gotta use it. We only have an hour.

[C]

You're gonna be sought after though. In apocalypse martial law situation. You're gonna have all types of women showing up to that bunker years.

[A]

Genghis Khan over here.

[B]

I mean they can get it in other ways. They don't have to come to my Mountain Dew shop.

[C]

Yeah. But I think you know. Yeah.

[D]

Times are tough. Oh man.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Well. Yeah. Get a good run, Tyler.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

I think it's time. Yeah. It's just my retirement. My retirement season announcement.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

This is my second season with the Bucks.

[D]

Tom Brady.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

I was singing Milwaukee Bucks.

[C]

Yeah. But Tom Brady came back though. Oh, you're saying Tom Brady with the Bucks. Not Tom Brady retiring and then coming back.

[B]

This is.

[C]

And winning a Super Bowl?

[B]

Well, no.

[A]

The first time he tried to get a sectomy was. It was already retired.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Yep. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

And then I came out of retirement, played with the Box Warner super bowl, then had an okay.

[A]

He's currently. Tyler's currently playing for the, for the Washington Wizards right now.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yes. All right. Yep.

[C]

That makes sense.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

Shaq of the Celtics.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

How else can we state it?

[D]

Steing on the Steelers.

[C]

KG with the Nets.

[B]

I didn't know that happened.

[C]

Yeah. Kg, Paul Pierce, Joe Johnson.

[D]

Yeah,

[B]

yeah. Tiger woods and his Dewey.

[C]

Yes. Tiger Wood came back for one more.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Gretzky on the Kings.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Well, congrats, Tyler.

[B]

Thanks. Thanks.

[A]

Should we take a break?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

All right, guys.

[B]

Boom.

[A]

Got my brunt boots on, but I'm more excited. I got, I got the new sweatshirt from Brunt Hoodie last week.

[C]

Lightweight.

[A]

This one. Do you have one like this?

[C]

Mine's a heavier weight one. Shovelin.

[A]

Mine's the Levin.

[C]

Okay. I got, I, I have the, the buttons on the hood.

[A]

Yeah. This sweatshirt is actually quite unbelievable. It's very. It's a lighter weight sweatshirt, but I don't want to take it off because

[C]

you're a lighter person now. You lost a bunch of weight. 60 pounds.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I've made like 50 pounds now.

[C]

Well, I mean, but at one time. At one time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm getting back. I'll get back. Yeah, we know. But summer series, they got. Got great sweatshirts. Like, I put the sweatshirts up there with the boots.

[C]

Yeah. When you start, when you think of Brian, you probably think of the boots right away. But the sweatshirts, the tech pants, they're all on blue.

[A]

I also got a new pair of boots coming that I gotta wear on the next pod. I'm excited.

[B]

Give us a teaser. Which ones?

[A]

Because they're the same ones you have.

[C]

Oh, can you give us another teaser? Is there, is there a hard substance at the end of the toe or not?

[A]

No, it's. This would be more of a casual boot, you know, like something that you wear to like church and stuff.

[C]

I mean, I've been, I've won the slip ons for almost every, for every episode. The slip ons.

[A]

You guys are sleeping on the slip ons?

[B]

Yeah, it is.

[A]

No, dude, I, I've been wearing these suckers, these boots. I've been. You know, they, I, I was parking a trailer by my dad's shop.

[C]

Yeah, you. I saw. Yeah.

[A]

So much mud, but had these suckers on. Not even worried.

[C]

Yeah. Break them in.

[A]

It was so much mud and it was like. It was like the mud that looked like it was gravel. This is like rocks down. So I thought like, oh, even if it's wet, it's just still going to be sand. The quicksand there's a top layer of sand that was about 2 millimeters. Like, it looked like someone just took sand and just sprinkled it on top. And then as soon as you step in. Just modern for it.

[C]

Yeah, it's like a. It's like the powdered sugar on top of one of them Domino's lava cakes.

[A]

Yeah, exactly what it was.

[C]

You bite into it, it's just gooey all over the place.

[A]

Just goo everywhere.

[B]

Domino Dan. I know.

[A]

That's. That was a perfect analogy. I know exactly what you talk about. I know. You nailed it. So, guys, if you want to check out, this is the Levin sweatshirt. I like the color. It's kind of a bluish, kind of a little bit of gray.

[C]

Depends on the sunlight.

[A]

But this is going to be like my spring slash summer sweatshirt right here.

[B]

Good bonfire.

[A]

Locked into it. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So, guys, you got to go check out all their [e-mail] Use code YBR to get 10 bucks off your order. Some good. Jared, what's the. Do you have the. The draft song queued up on your soundboard? The pick is in sound.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That's sports.

[C]

Top 10 fantasy football, though. What's the fantasy football buzzer?

[D]

That's true.

[C]

Right here, you guys.

[B]

Is that actually what it is? Is it?

[C]

Is it not?

[D]

Ryan's Correct.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

Jerk. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, but we're not living in a fantasy world, Ryan.

[C]

Well, in a real world, I'm not getting a solo Saturday night, so.

[D]

That's true.

[C]

I'm living in a fancy world today.

[A]

So we're going to draft activities to do on a solo Saturday night.

[D]

Yeah. Any cba, Anything with solo.

[A]

So Saturday night, meaning the wife and kid are gone, you're at home by yourself, the world is your oyster. We're doing a draft on what we would pick.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

Four rounds.

[C]

All right.

[A]

Ryan can go first.

[B]

Yeah. You have an order.

[D]

Four.

[C]

Four rounds.

[D]

Yeah. Ryan, go for it.

[C]

No, no, it's not coleslaw.

[B]

Giant tub of coleslaw. First off the board, stock.

[A]

Spicy coleslaw.

[B]

Yes, spicy.

[A]

So we doing snake drafts. So we'll go around this way?

[C]

Yep. Okay.

[A]

All right. First solo Saturday night draft.

[C]

Who.

[A]

What are you picking? First pick. Ryan.

[C]

I'm taking a. I'm going take and bake pizza.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

For supper from Papa Murphy's.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Nice.

[C]

Take and bake.

[A]

So in your wildest dreams, you're not even getting delivery pizza?

[C]

No. Because on my way out of town, I'll grab the take and bake. And I, I. What is it, like Mediterranean chicken? I think it's unbelievable. You guys take and bake Papa Murphy's and then D.C. on ice. That's a combo.

[A]

So he bundled. He said it.

[C]

Yeah. Because if you're gonna eat something, you have to have something to drink with it. Really? Okay. Take a big pizza. DC on ice.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Might be controversial first pick, but I got some.

[D]

My pick is YouTube concerts.

[A]

Watch a YouTube concert.

[D]

I. I've realized I've. I've come into that phase where I like drinking and watching YouTube concerts or just like music videos.

[A]

So talk about. This isn't even like a live concert. This is just pre recorded.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah.

[D]

There's some bangers.

[B]

It's way cheaper than buying a ticket.

[A]

It is. It is. It is.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

No, I'm not going again. Jared, I think you really could have got that in the fourth round. I think you could have waited.

[C]

Are we talking medical like. Like VR glasses or VR goggles or just tv?

[D]

Just tv.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

All right. Like what? There's a ween concert I like to watch.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, like, he took pizza off the board, which is. That's fine.

[B]

That checks out.

[A]

You took YouTube concerts off the board. Pissed.

[B]

All right, I'm going video games. I'm taking video games for my first pick.

[A]

None of you guys are going to select Jurgens. Jurgens. Or are we saying. We're saying that's not in the draft.

[C]

Draft.

[A]

I can't. I can't take it now.

[B]

Don't let it slide.

[A]

I got two picks in a row.

[B]

You do?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

C2. Picking video games. What video game?

[B]

If it's solo Saturday, I'm playing probably like a Red Dead or a Skyrim rpg.

[A]

Don't need no plan.

[B]

No plan. Just figure it out.

[D]

Open world.

[B]

Yep. Yeah.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

GTA or.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If we're taking Jergens off the board, then I'll go just binge watching a TV show that's great. That I've never seen before.

[B]

Nice. Okay, your next one is Pluribus.

[D]

Yep. There you go.

[B]

Take it. That's great. Yeah, that's your next show you've never seen that I know you'll love.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

All right.

[C]

Pluribus.

[B]

We did this. Yep. I've already.

[A]

Yep. So I got binge watching a TV show. And I'll do. I'll do a. I'll do a. A alcohol that matches the show I'm watching.

[B]

So. Peaky Blinders. It's an Irish whiskey.

[A]

Yeah, Irish whiskey. Or just whisk Any Whiskey.

[D]

White lotus is a pina colada.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Depending on the season.

[A]

Depending on the season.

[C]

Depending on where they're.

[A]

Italy. You know, if it's. If it's the one that's in Greece or whatever. Maybe I'll do espresso martinis.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Okay. Is that Greek? Yep.

[A]

I just feel like it's a European thing to have espresso Season three.

[C]

You might.

[A]

Yeah. If I'm watching Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I'm hammering beers. Oh, yeah. Done that before. Watch the Wade Boggs episode.

[D]

Holy the way Boggs challenge.

[A]

Dude, that Always Sunny will make you drink more beer. Speaking of, I need another beer than any other show on planet Earth. So that's. I'm going binge watching a show with. With an associated alcohol.

[B]

Okay, back to me. I'm gonna go not wearing pants.

[A]

That's good. God damn it.

[C]

Boxers are good.

[A]

So I gotta wear pants.

[B]

Yeah, you guys gotta have pants on.

[A]

Yeah. All right.

[C]

I mean, sweatpants are fine.

[D]

Oh, right. This is my next one.

[B]

You're up.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm just saying. I'm just.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

The pick's open.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I had that written down.

[D]

Sweatpants right here. So now. Yeah, I'll take sweatpants.

[A]

No pants. Sweatpants.

[C]

It's tough for my second pick. This is round two still, obviously. Second pick. I'm gonna give my. I'll give my college buddy a call for any recommendations. Damn it.

[B]

That Steady Eddie was my. My third.

[A]

Yeah, I almost. I almost bundled the alcohol and your college buddies into one, but I figured that was not gonna fly.

[C]

No, you left that one for me. That's like the Lakers drafted Brownie James, 56 overall. You know, they. They saved him for their pick.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Recommendations. College buddy. Just give him a quick call, see how he's doing. See what he's. See what he. Yes. Yeah.

[D]

What's your other pick?

[B]

Coleslaw still on the table, I think.

[A]

I think so. Right now Ryan's got a take and bake pizza. Heavy on the bake. You're getting. You had double baked pizza.

[C]

Double baked. Yeah.

[A]

That's your night so far, I think.

[C]

I think before all this occurs, I'm gonna start mowing the lawn. I'll do it. I'll do a sunset mo.

[A]

Okay. Is it. Is it right before, like a. Like a after sunset rain? Like, are you getting this in right before the rain?

[C]

Yeah. Because it's gonna be raining, right? Yeah.

[B]

You can smell it coming.

[C]

Ah, yeah.

[A]

Yeah, I guess. Actually, that makes that pick so much better.

[C]

Acne. See it in that distance.

[A]

You're banking in the west. You're cutting the grass. Sunset, you got a take and bake pizza in the oven right now.

[C]

Hey, Siri, call my college buddy. And while.

[A]

Like, while you're cutting the grass, you're inquiring about grass?

[C]

Yes, exactly. Yeah.

[A]

All right.

[C]

God, I got a fire lineup.

[D]

My favorite blanket is my next pick. I have a go to blanket at my house.

[A]

Okay, so so far in your dream solo Saturday night, you're watching YouTube concert shirts and your sweatpants with your blinky.

[D]

Exactly. Sounds like a vibe.

[A]

All right.

[D]

No shirt on either.

[B]

Hey, you can't.

[A]

You can't take that. You're still wearing a shirt. Wait your turn.

[D]

Sorry.

[B]

Okay, I have. I have a. A question I would like to clear up before I make my pick.

[A]

We're already so far into this draft since Miles.

[B]

Miles picked an alcohol associated with. Can I just take and alcohol non associated with my video game.

[A]

Mine alcohol.

[B]

Damn it.

[D]

We're so far into it.

[A]

Far into this draft.

[C]

Well, like, what. What.

[A]

What would your. So wait, like, hold on. So we. So when you say solo, can I call my buddies?

[B]

I know. It's been like beers to go sit next to me in a cooler while I play video games.

[C]

Yeah, you could just get drunk. Because that's not a. We can just. Well, you just imply that that's what you're gonna be doing.

[B]

Okay, but I took alcohol.

[A]

Yeah, well, I can't say that. I also want to take and bake as well.

[C]

Yeah, could do ketamine.

[A]

So you guys.

[B]

You guys.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

I don't.

[C]

I actually don't know what ketamine does, but there's plenty of other options.

[B]

All I have left are hard drugs, which sucks.

[A]

Well, no, you could do. You could do just

[B]

geeking. No Pasta Skyrim.

[A]

Dude, you got. You got nicotine, you got caffeine.

[B]

Yeah, I'll take chaining pouches the whole time.

[A]

Chain pouching.

[B]

Yep. It just upper decked the entire time I'm playing video games. Pants.

[D]

Not a bad pick.

[C]

No.

[A]

All right, I like that. All right, my next pick, I'm gonna choose Shirt. Cocking it.

[B]

You're going no pants, no undies.

[A]

Yeah. No underwear.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Even alone, I'll take pooh bearing.

[B]

Even alone, I feel too vulnerable. Shirt cocking.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna draw the drapes, I think.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I would too. Yeah, I kind of have to. At that point, you have to put some sort of. Because you have a.

[A]

Especially if it's raining outside and the sun's not Shining. Yeah.

[C]

And if you're. If you're sitting on your couch, so you have to probably put a blanket down to sit on so that you don't have to. You don't have to peel them off of your leather.

[A]

Yeah, I'll maybe not sit on the leather couch for this night. Yeah, I'll go shirt. Okay. So I'm currently binge watching a show with associated alcohol with no pants or underwear on. Sounds great. And then so I got one more pick. We're doing four.

[D]

Four.

[A]

Yep. Okay.

[C]

Last. Last round.

[A]

I think for my last pick, I think I'm just. I'm. I'm just gonna do all of just bread. As much bread as possible. Because I. I'll start drinking and all of a sudden garlic and butter and bread sound very good.

[C]

There'll be an empty box of Texas toast out by the Amazon.

[A]

Oh, no. We're talking Texas toast. We're talking sourdough. We're talking breadsticks.

[C]

We're Chetty biscuits.

[A]

We're talking chedd. Talking King's Hawaiian rolls with a cinnamon buns. We're talking. Yeah. We're talking the, the. The cinnamon twists from dominoes with the icing on it. We're talking garlic knots. We're talking cactus bread.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

You know, we're talking it all. This is going to be a carbo load of any of all carbo loads.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I just can't think of anything better than just binge watching a show, drinking alcohol with my nuts out.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Just hammering bread.

[C]

That sounds so awesome.

[D]

Basically, Domino Dan.

[A]

It's basically.

[C]

Yeah, it was.

[A]

I mean. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That really. Yeah. I just have lived this, and I just want to go back just one time more. Things change, the more they stay the

[C]

same one Saturday night a year.

[A]

Sometimes to go forward, you got to go back.

[B]

I think I might upset Ryan with my final pick. For my final pick, I'm taking a. Just Giant. The biggest bowl I have in my house of cereal.

[C]

See, the thing is, I usually have two to three bowls of cereal at a time.

[B]

Yeah. So there'll be two to three equivalent, but one bowl.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. Like. Like I'll just take the. The garbage can in the garage and the bit of.

[C]

And your.

[A]

Your grandpa's got unlimited.

[B]

Unlimited milk.

[C]

Unlimited whole milk.

[A]

You have to tell the. Tell the listener.

[B]

I think you were in the bathroom. But about this time last year, grandpa won a year supply of milk, which

[A]

is a gallon a week.

[B]

A gallon a week. And then he forgot about it. So now it ends in April and He's owed, like, 40 gallons of milk. So now he's just handing milk out. Like the milkman. He texted me during the pot. He's like, hey, if you're swinging through on your way home, come a couple gallons of milk before you go home.

[C]

Your neighbors are going to be hiding their wives from your grandpa. Milkman's coming around, heading around the neighborhood.

[D]

That's whole milk.

[B]

It. You can pick whatever you want.

[A]

Oh, I'm doing chalky milk.

[D]

I'm 2%.

[A]

40 gallons of chalky milk.

[C]

Jared, once you start drinking whole milk, you. I don't think you'll go back.

[A]

That's true.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

It's too heavy.

[A]

It is.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I didn't drink much whole milk until I had a kid.

[C]

Good.

[A]

That's all cereal with. With whole milk. I had it with 2% not too long ago.

[B]

Water.

[A]

Water.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, it's very caloric and that's fatty and whatever, but it's so good.

[D]

Yeah. Basically heavy cream.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I'm gonna take 67 degrees. I feel like that's a perfect temperature in the house.

[A]

67 degrees.

[B]

Like that. That would have made sense to me first overall for you or first off the board from you, Tom Brady. Yeah.

[C]

See, I think. What if I could change the vibe a little bit? I think it'd be like opening up a patio door and a couple windows and turning the heat off.

[D]

Yeah, it could be that. I just. If it's at 67 degrees.

[A]

Whatever it takes to accomplish 67 degrees.

[D]

Yeah. Heat or AC or windows open.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Last pick.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Mr.

[A]

Irrelevant.

[C]

I'm gonna. No, this one's relevant. I'm gonna. I'll probably lay in bed for the last hour of my night and hammer price picks, lineups gamble. I don't know if you guys have ever done that. It's a. It is vibe because you get locked in, you get in the zone. Then, yes, you have trouble sleeping because you're so locked in. But yeah, that's gonna cap off my Saturday night because then you go into the next day, you know, say it's like NFL time. I mean, you got 15 lineups in.

[D]

Ready to go.

[C]

Ready to go.

[A]

Yeah. That actually true in the. If this happened in the fall.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

That's a good feeling.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Plus, this might even be one of your last MO's of the year, too.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

So you are. You're. You're mowing the lawn right before it rains.

[C]

Sunset mole.

[A]

Well, take and bake. Pizza is in the oven.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

You are also taking and baking yourself. Yep.

[C]

Give my college buddy a call.

[A]

And then with a DC on ice.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

And then you're ending the night just throwing lineups on price picks, Hammer and P Picks.

[D]

It's a full day. It's a full day.

[B]

It is.

[C]

Yeah, it is a full evening.

[A]

Jared's watching YouTube concerts.

[D]

With sweatpants.

[A]

With sweatpants is blankie and it's 67 degrees. Very temperature based for you.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Jared likes a climate controlled Saturday night.

[C]

Yeah, Comfort.

[A]

Comfort is and dialer. You are. I'm playing video games while you're chain pouching nicotine.

[B]

No pants and a giant bowl of cereal.

[C]

That's a vibe too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I've been watching a show with elk with some sort of alcohol that associates with the show. With no underwear or pants on. Just shirt cocking it. Well, just hammering all the breads.

[C]

Yeah. One bread in the oven after another.

[B]

I. I don't know about you guys, but I think I take any one of these Saturday nights.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Very happy with how to rank them.

[C]

I'd probably take Jared's if I really had to

[B]

take it.

[A]

I mean, I could do that one right? Like with not solo. You know what I mean?

[D]

You guys took beer though, and alcohol.

[A]

Well, yeah.

[B]

You had the second.

[A]

I had the fourth pick. You chose YouTube concerts right off the bat.

[C]

No one was taking that, Jared.

[D]

I think a lot.

[A]

I didn't know YouTube concerts existed until you said it it.

[B]

And then you said that. Yeah, I'm in that phase. Like it's a common phase for everybody.

[A]

It is, right, guys? You guys have been there.

[D]

I guarantee you guys will come to that phase. You'll be watching music videos and concerts on YouTube.

[A]

Okay. I mean, I've watched a music video on YouTube. Not a full concert, I don't think.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, it's Tib Toad.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, I could do that tonight.

[D]

Sounds great, doesn't it?

[C]

Yeah. I said. Okay, this is no longer draft solo Saturday night. This is just draft a night. Any night.

[A]

You could do this every night, Jared.

[C]

But maybe, maybe, maybe your wife, like, she will not allow it to get below 68 degrees. That changes everything for you.

[B]

She could be a 71er on the thermostat.

[D]

She could be taking the blankets. It.

[C]

She could be tank of the blanket. She does not want anything under 68. She could hate music and sweatpants. Yeah, she could. She could be like miles. Do you keep your jeans on until you go to bed or do you take them off immediately?

[A]

Yeah, I keep them on longer than you guys.

[C]

Okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, she could be. I Mean, she could be in that camp, too.

[A]

Mostly because I'm just such an active dad that I don't want to have to take the time to run upstairs and change because I like to spend as much time with my kid as possible.

[C]

Well, see, I. I actually spend more time because I'm an active. Active.

[B]

I can be more active in my sweatpants with them.

[C]

Yeah, activewear slash. Slash athleisure.

[A]

So, yeah, I. I mean, I'm with you, Ryan. I'm with you on Jared's draft.

[C]

It's. Yeah, I think.

[A]

But I think I'll take any of the rest of your guys. Not that I won't take it. I could just. I could take that anytime. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

No, I get it.

[A]

You know, like, I could have taken that on vacation with my family.

[C]

You have a Cambodia. You'll probably don't want to be wearing sweatpants.

[B]

Get chilly on a Cambodian night. 67 degrees.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You've never even been to Cambodia. Like, you're right.

[C]

You're right.

[A]

Don't talk like you know. The boat.

[C]

An Ode to the Bode.

[D]

The boat.

[A]

Yeah. That's good.

[C]

I mean, I think I. I have the. I have an A draft. If we're talking fantasy football fantasy world,

[D]

we'll let the YouTube comments decide.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah,

[A]

no, I'm sure that there's a group of people out there that love YouTube concerts.

[C]

Like, how so?

[A]

Is that, like. Is there, like, a tab on YouTube that says concerts?

[D]

Oh, it's just music, but, yeah, it's tomato, tomato.

[A]

So, like, what was the last concert you watched on YouTube?

[D]

It was probably the Ween concert in Chicago in 2003.

[A]

The what? Wean W E E n. So you're watching older concerts?

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

You're not watching, like, Diplo at Tomorrowland.

[C]

You're not watching John Someone on top of a high rise.

[A]

You're not watching Ed Sheeran at the. The Mercedes Benz Stadium. No. No.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

No.

[C]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that checks.

[D]

I listen to good music.

[C]

Sure, sure.

[D]

My taste of music's great.

[A]

What's it. Give me another one.

[D]

Oasis. I'll listen to, like, Oasis concerts.

[B]

Okay, playing. Playing to the crowd now.

[A]

Okay. Name. Name five songs you want me to.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Don't Look Back in Anger, Stand By Me, Champagne Supernova. Don't Avoid the Cigarettes in Hell. And I got one more on the spot here.

[B]

Am I stupid for thinking there's one really obvious one?

[A]

Yeah, isn't there one really obvious one, or is that a different one that I'm.

[B]

I might be going Crazy Smoke on the wall.

[D]

Stop crying your heart out.

[B]

Wonderwall.

[D]

Oh, yeah, Wonderwall.

[C]

I was gonna say that was a lake.

[B]

That's Oasis, right?

[A]

That's how. That's how chilly is, though he doesn't even consider so mean.

[C]

Mainstream.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I thought I was going crazy. And, like, did they not sing it?

[D]

Yeah, they did.

[A]

He likes deep, deep tracks only.

[B]

Fair enough. I didn't know any of those other ones, so you could have just made up and I'd have believed.

[A]

Though I will have to say Jared Oar live at Madison Square Garden. Some sweatpants on some bread. A blanket. 67 degrees might be the move.

[D]

Don't knock it till you try it.

[C]

No food, no drink, though. That. That kind of ruins things.

[A]

Just like, very parched.

[C]

Yeah. Yep, yep.

[A]

She got like, a candle. Instead of holding a candle.

[D]

Just my phone. Flashlight.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

He's got like a. Like a humidifier. Just sticks his face up to it. Just his b. This cotton ball dry.

[B]

Yeah. At least I got milk in my cereal.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, you're fine. And G. Davies got free milk for a year. 45 jugs left.

[B]

Might have to throw a couple of those in the freezer next to my Mountain Dew jug.

[C]

Yay, ice cream leader. You got to pour a little out there. You gotta. You gotta account for expansion once it freezes. If you ever seen ice on a lake freeze, you know how you get big, big ice fuses up on the expansion.

[B]

Okay, I got it.

[A]

That's assuming it's water, though. We don't know the freezing properties of

[C]

whole milk or cotton.

[A]

That's kind of what I was thinking we were talking about. All right, what do we got, Jared?

[D]

It's called the five seconds. Is it five second rule or five second game? Whatever.

[C]

Five second rule.

[D]

I have, I think, 15 categories, and you have five seconds to name three things from that.

[A]

Okay, so, all right, so you have 15 categories, and we're gonna round robin. We're each gonna do five.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

All right.

[C]

It's harder than you think.

[B]

I'm excited for this. I think this would be fun.

[A]

All right, all right. Ryan's up first. It's his game.

[D]

All right, Brian, name three bar games.

[C]

Bar dice are horses. Me?

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

I'll go next.

[C]

What did I say first?

[B]

Bar dice.

[C]

Didn't you say name three bar dice games?

[D]

No bar games.

[A]

Ah, you gotta listen to the question.

[C]

This is your game, you guys. Your brain turns into mush when the timer starts.

[B]

And now I'm nervous.

[C]

You should be.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Dude, I thought this is gonna be Pretty straigh God.

[C]

Because the timer starts after he asked the question, so.

[D]

All right, Miles, name three things you do before bed.

[A]

Drink water, pee, and turn off the light.

[D]

Got it.

[A]

Oh, got it.

[C]

With one second left.

[B]

I brush your teeth, but you don't do that before bed. Oo

[A]

known fact on this podcast. No, but if I would have said that, then you could have. You could have dinged me for being wrong, because I don't.

[B]

Yeah, no, I was just saying that. I was expecting that. I was saying that I was waiting for it.

[C]

Got it. I was thinking you did say brush teeth.

[A]

Are you listening at all?

[C]

Dude, I'm thinking about what my next question is gonna be, even though I don't even.

[A]

You don't know. There's no way for you.

[C]

I know. I'm trying to lock in right now. I'm not thinking about what you guys are. I'm not thinking about your game right now.

[D]

All right, Tyler.

[B]

Yep. Yep.

[D]

Name three places people wait in line.

[B]

Dmv, the lunchroom, and the doctor's office.

[D]

Got it.

[A]

Now, technically, you don't wait in the line. You wait in a waiting room.

[B]

No, you wait in line. You go to the front desk.

[D]

It's Dad's.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

All right, Ryan, name three animals that live in water.

[C]

Crocodile, shark. Manatee.

[B]

Nice. Nailed that random three, but you nailed it. They do. They do live in water.

[A]

Living in water.

[C]

Dude,

[B]

I hate that we're just. We're missing the most obvious ones, but you got it.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

No one's ever said manatee with more confidence than that.

[C]

Your. Yeah, your brain goes somewhere after the question, and you have to commit to it.

[D]

All right, Miles, name three sandwich ingredients.

[A]

Tomato, lettuce, meat.

[B]

Nice.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

All right, Tyler, name three presidents.

[B]

Lincoln, Kennedy, Washington.

[C]

Okay, we're getting good.

[B]

We got this,

[D]

Ryan, Name three things people lie about.

[C]

The weather, how much money is in their bank account, and how many beers they drink.

[A]

The weather.

[B]

Who's lying?

[C]

Weathermen lie about the weather all the time.

[B]

They're not lying. They just got it wrong. It's not a lie.

[A]

They're not maliciously lying. They're about the weather.

[B]

I think it's going to be 70. I'm going to tell these. It's going to be 40.

[A]

They say, like, there's no way that counts.

[C]

Like, if they say, hey, we're going to get snow this week and it doesn't snow, they just lied to us.

[B]

That's not a lie.

[D]

There's a hypothesis. It was an educated guess.

[A]

So you're saying you're saying.

[C]

I agree with you guys.

[A]

So you're.

[B]

I'll agree.

[A]

So you're saying that if you're. If you picked Duke in March Madness, you lied because they lost.

[C]

I'll agree with you guys.

[B]

This is a good comparison,

[D]

Miles.

[C]

God damn it.

[D]

Name three brands of soda, Mountain Dew, Pepsi and Coke.

[B]

Nice.

[D]

I got it.

[C]

Jared, cut the time by 2.

[A]

I still would have got it.

[C]

It.

[D]

Okay, Tyler, name three things you bring on vacation.

[B]

Suitcase, shorts, sandals.

[D]

Got it. Nice.

[A]

So this is number four or five for Ryan?

[B]

I think this is four. You started?

[C]

Yeah, cuz I'm one for three.

[D]

All right, Ryan, name three Adam Sandler movies.

[C]

Happy Gilmore, Waterboy, Billy Madison.

[B]

Nice. That might have been the quickest one yet.

[D]

That was quick.

[C]

It's right up my alley,

[D]

Miles. Name three things you plug in.

[A]

Your charger, your tv and your air fryer.

[B]

I'm so glad you got that one. Talk plugins.

[A]

Like what else?

[C]

Convection oven talk. Stuck with you.

[A]

Recency bias.

[C]

Yeah. Weatherman. We talked about weatherman. Lying last Patreon. I think.

[A]

Think that's not recency bias.

[C]

I mean, last Thursday. Yeah, it is.

[D]

Tyler, name three things in a junk drawer.

[B]

Scissors, tape, markers.

[D]

Got it.

[B]

Just clean mine the other day.

[D]

Okay, Ryan, name three things you would see at a wedding.

[C]

Flowers, dresses and beer.

[B]

Nice.

[D]

Nice.

[A]

This game isn't even hard because these

[C]

questions are too easy.

[A]

All right, Miles, what would make it harder is if you had to, like, name like 20 before you could move on.

[C]

The reason my want. Okay, the weatherman one. I should have got that one right, right? And then I had to go first. So naturally I get that one wrong because I'm just getting into things.

[B]

You warmed us up is what you're saying.

[D]

All right, Miles, name three historical events.

[A]

Boston molasses disaster, 911 and JFK assassination. Nice.

[B]

Bang. Literally JFK.

[C]

What was the question?

[D]

Historical events.

[B]

There's. He got him.

[C]

No, I never said he didn't. I just.

[A]

And I even picked Long winded.

[C]

I was just asking the question.

[D]

All right, Tyler, name three things you bring to a party.

[B]

Beer. Plates. Chips.

[C]

Plates.

[A]

Those are there.

[B]

Somebody's in charge of bringing plates.

[A]

Those are.

[C]

Yeah, those are those.

[A]

You don't bring those. You get when you get there.

[B]

Somebody brings the paper plates.

[A]

That's like.

[C]

The host provides plates.

[A]

That's like saying if you're going on an airplane, you bring your own tray that just. Already on there.

[C]

Bringing your own DC on the plane.

[B]

Somebody brings the paper plates.

[A]

Can do that.

[B]

I know.

[C]

Yeah, you can do that.

[A]

That's like bringing your own life jacket on the plane for your thing.

[B]

Somebody.

[A]

Flotation device.

[B]

I was the plate guy for many a party. You?

[C]

Many parties.

[B]

Friends giving four years in a row. I brought the plates.

[A]

That makes it even worse. If it was like a backyard barbecue. I maybe get it because you're using paper plates, but a friend's giving you guys using paper plates. Not even using the. The good china.

[C]

Four sets of china, and you're bringing paper plates.

[B]

Four plates. I was a paper plate guy. That was my bit.

[C]

What do the hosts provide? Anything.

[B]

They make the food.

[C]

Oh, oh. What, do they put the food on

[B]

the plates I brought.

[C]

What if you show up late?

[A]

Dumb question. That's really dumb question. So what's the final ruling, Jared?

[D]

You and Tyler tied. So I have a tie breaker.

[A]

I know, but I was kind of hoping that you would say that the plates doesn't count.

[B]

Jared wouldn't get to do his tiebreaker. He wants to really bad.

[D]

Oh, so now it's four things, not three.

[A]

Okay,

[D]

sorry, R. You're out.

[C]

I mean, I. I came up with the game, so whatever.

[D]

All right, Miles, name four fast food restaurants.

[A]

Culver's, Taco John's, Taco Bell, and McDonald's. Bang.

[C]

That's good.

[D]

Tyler, name four things you keep in your car.

[B]

Keys, wipes, napkins.

[A]

All right, we all got it. But to end the podcast, we all got to come up with one for Jared. We all got to come up with a question.

[B]

Yep. Yep.

[C]

Take your headphones off.

[A]

And you have to do four.

[B]

We can just tell them.

[A]

No, we can just stick it in your own head, and we'll go around the room.

[C]

Oh, our own. Okay.

[A]

Okay, so he's gonna do it three times.

[B]

I've got one for Jared. You ready to click it?

[D]

Yep.

[B]

Okay, name three WWE wrestlers.

[D]

John Cena, Stone Cold the Rock, Hulk Hogan.

[C]

In.

[A]

Okay, we're doing four.

[B]

I guess Jared's like you. I know them all.

[A]

Jared, name four things in a doctor's office.

[D]

Stethoscope, little chart thing, and doctor.

[B]

That was close.

[A]

That was close.

[B]

It was really close.

[A]

Three, though.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So is it three or four?

[A]

Whatever you want.

[C]

Okay. Jarrett it.

[A]

Name.

[C]

Let's see. All right, J. Name four ways to consume the devil's lettuce.

[B]

A bowl.

[D]

Boof. Vapor joint.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And the buzzer.

[D]

I don't even know if boof is correct.

[C]

I think boofing is. Is. I don't know. I heard it. I heard it.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I.

[C]

In Maine, they do a lot of boofing.

[B]

I actually don't know what that is.

[D]

Shut up your ass.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

They're boofing something in Maine. I heard it on a talk show the other day. I. You not make any sense.

[A]

All right. Is that it? Jared?

[D]

Fun fact, in France, April Fool's Day is known as I think, which means April Fish. It's customary to place a paper fish on someone's back without them knowing.

[A]

I love that.

[B]

It's a good little trick.

[A]

Way better Neighbor Fools. Because sometimes April Fools gets away from people.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Especially in the Internet age.

[B]

You know, we had some good ones back. My dad, April Fools. My mom told her that he went to pick my sister up from school, and she had just broken her arm. So he, like, called her, panicked. And this was before cell phones. So she's like, okay, okay. Hangs up before he can finish telling her it's an April Fool's and rushes to the er.

[A]

All right, hold on. So your dad said, hey, I'm gonna pick her up from school.

[B]

No, he was at school. Picked her up.

[A]

Call her. Hey, she broke her arm. Got it. That's really mean.

[B]

Yeah. And he was gonna April Fools her on the phone. She said, okay, okay, I'll be at the er.

[A]

We didn't have cell phones.

[B]

Yeah, he called her from the school office.

[D]

Oh, that's funny.

[A]

No, it's diabolical. Yeah, he didn't think that one through.

[B]

No, he did not.

[A]

I think that went through very good.

[B]

No, he got a lot of for that.

[A]

Yeah, that's pretty mean. It's just a goof, though.

[C]

It's a foolish prank.

[A]

So, like, tell your mom to maybe get over it. Yeah, it's just a goof. All right. Is that it, Jared? Well, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of you Bet yout Radio. Have a good week. We'll see you in the next one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The dumbest things that people take pride in.

[A]

Oh, God. I know. I got some.

[C]

I do, too. I was gonna say, first thing come to mind. Yu Gi.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

Not sure why.

[B]

That's very random.

[C]

I don't know why that. I mean, I don't know.

[A]

Yeah. You're saying, like, you know, it's cool to take pride in Pokemon because it's so mainstream. Yeah. Whereas, like, Yu Gi. Oh. Is mainstream adjacent, so it's not as cool to take his pride in it, for sure.

[C]

Yep. Yeah.

[B]

I would go blacking out. Like, I don't think that's something you need to take pride in.

[A]

Depends on. I think you could take pride on how you black out you know, how many beers does it take?

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I think you should take more pride in having 60 beers and not blacking out. That's way more expensive.

[A]

Yeah, you're right. You're right, you're right.

[B]

Hell yeah, I'm gonna mark that.

[A]

You're right in this very small instance.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah, I'm on board with the Tyler.

[A]

Yeah, I get it now.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. It's way cooler to drink 60 beers and not blackout than it is to drink 60 beers and blackout. So they don't need to necessarily take pride in that. Take pride in how long you can go without blacking out. Smart.

[B]

Like, yeah. I had a whole bottle of tequila and I didn't black out. Like, hats off to you, sir.

[A]

What are you, Norwegian?

[B]

Yeah, man.

[C]

The second

[A]

I got one.

[B]

This might hit a little too close to home for you, Ryan, but having just a mediocre card collection, I just. Just, like, I know you've had some bangers, but, like, I don't like hearing about people's okay cards. Like, yeah, it's worth 35 bucks.

[A]

Awesome.

[C]

I. First off, my car collection isn't mediocre. You could. You. You can check my will that I put together. Sports cards are in there.

[B]

I believe you. I'm just saying. I just. There's a lot of sports card talk going around out here, and then people get really excited, and I'm like, oh, sweet. So how much is it worth? Worth? And they'll be like, $28. Like, I quit bragging about that.

[A]

I'm a little on board with the $28 thing.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, it's a. Yeah, it's more. So, yeah.

[A]

I would say taking pride in running a 5k. Just not a lot to be pride, like, half marathon. I slightly get it. It's 13 miles is a long ways.

[B]

That's more. More than the significant population is going to run in their life.

[A]

Yeah. But being, like, proud that you ran a 5K, it's just bananas.

[C]

I mean, I think for some people, though, there is surprise.

[A]

Unless you weigh 400 pounds.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

But, like, if you're, like, a normal person, kids are running these 5Ks.

[A]

Yeah. If you're £200, 6 foot.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I just. I don't. Unless you literally had some car accident where, like, you learned to walk again. So if you've learned to walk again and. Or you're £900, I think you can take pride in running a 5K.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. None of us can take pride in running 5Ks.

[A]

No.

[B]

We're off the table.

[A]

Well, yeah, because it's like if I ran a 5k, I wouldn't be proud of it. I would be like, wow, that was pathetic at how tired I got.

[B]

Yeah. Like you could be proud for beating a certain time in a 5K.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Just not, not proud for completing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I mean, this one's tough for me because I am getting to the age now where I'm starting to understand why certain people are like, into like Ryan says Yu Gi oh.

[B]

I like.

[A]

Okay. But also it's like you get to a point in life where you just

[B]

like what you like and you just don't care anymore.

[A]

You just don't care if Ryan the T shirt guy thinks Yu Gi oh is dumb. If you like it, you're kind of cool with it. So this question's tough because if you take that approach, but in terms of 5Ks, I think I'm pretty, you're pretty

[B]

set on that one. Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm with you on it.

[C]

I feel, I feel like I have many in my head. I just can't spit them out. I, I, I mean I, I like to say like, like people who don't have kids in the school system that like, are obsessed with their high school sports team, but that's probably going to be me. So.

[A]

You already are. Not even your high school.

[B]

You put 100 bucks, it's your kids.

[A]

He's put 300 bucks on this, on these high schoolers.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

We're undefeated so far.

[A]

So I did, I did get nervous. Ryan did show me some footage.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Of his, his team this year dunking every other play. There was even a 360 dunk in the game.

[B]

Holy high school. Small town North Dakota high school ball.

[A]

It's, it's not feeling good for me this year. Yeah.

[C]

Not, not, not super great competition in the region. So the real test will be a state tournament and that's where that's not good.

[B]

Going into the tournament untested, it's not good.

[C]

I know, I know. Well, here's the thing too.

[B]

You gotta get in there, be a body.

[C]

Miles has the field and I have one team.

[A]

I know. You made this deal.

[C]

No, I know.

[A]

I asked you if you wanted any odds and you said no, straight up.

[C]

I, I, I'm not mad at the bet at all. The, the thing that scares me is that my team, they may not even make it to state and then the bet's over. Like Miles has the field, so he's automatically already in the state championship. I basically make it There still.

[A]

That's every outcome.

[B]

You did make the.

[C]

The.

[B]

The first bet. You didn't make it until they were already in the state finals.

[C]

Correct. Yeah, that is true. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, literally every option is available to me, but one, like, they could just. There could be a natural disaster. A state tour doesn't even happen, and I still win. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah. Well, no, I think there's got to be a winner. Yeah.

[C]

There's got to be a winner. Crown.

[A]

I don't think so, because you got the field.

[B]

If the field doesn't win. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, you're right.

[B]

But the odds of that happening are.

[C]

It could be a very long snowstorm. There's push back. Yeah.

[A]

I might have to, like. I wouldn't say that I would do this. Could make it tougher for his team to. To get to the state championship. Terms of physically, you know, slash and bus tires,

[B]

fitness finals.

[A]

I mean, they can't win if they can't show up.

[C]

I could fit four in my truck. My dad can fit four in his truck. You know, I just. I'll just recruit.

[B]

How big is a high school basketball roster? 15.

[A]

Ish.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Probably 13, 14 at home.

[A]

It's probably like, 18 to 20 away games. Definitely 15.

[C]

Yeah. State tournament might be, like, third. 12, 13.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

So. Yeah. What was the question again?

[B]

Dumbest things people take pride in.

[C]

Yeah. Get back.

[A]

Yeah. Basically, I would just like to blanket all things that are not very hard.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Or that. That everyone does. I'm kind of like, you know, like, graduating high school.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

A little bit like.

[B]

No, I'm with you.

[A]

It's like, like, really easy to grad Just.

[B]

Just like, the 5K. There are extenuating circumstances, but the majority, it's like, majority.

[A]

It's like, you're really that proud. Do you graduate high school?

[B]

You just. Yeah. All you got to do is show up.

[A]

Dylan graduated high school, and he had, like, a 1.2 GPA.

[B]

Honestly, I think we talked about this last time, but, like, getting your GED is more, like, something to be more proud of than your high school diploma.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It's like, because it means that there was initiative.

[B]

Yeah. You had to go sign up for it and, like, attacked it on purpose. Yeah. You weren't there because your parents forced you to be there. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, and on the same note, too, like, kids who take pride in their ACT score when they're, like, out of college already.

[B]

Yeah. That doesn't matter.

[C]

This doesn't matter anymore. Granted, might have a hell of a lot less in debt to pay off, but.

[A]

Yeah, but I feel like to get a real significant amount to really change your life, you had to be getting, like, 30.

[B]

30.

[C]

Yeah. 30 plus 31. 32. Yeah. I had a cousin who got 32.

[B]

Me, too, actually.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, I was. I got a 29. I was pumped. And my cousin Zach was like, 29. I did.

[A]

We've talked about this before, Dwee. What a nerd.

[C]

You and I both got 22s.

[A]

I got 22 twice.

[C]

I got 22.

[A]

You know, it's like in horse when you win the game, but then you have to make it again to prove it. I proved it.

[C]

Go.

[B]

Yeah. I wouldn't have got 29 again. No chance.

[C]

I did get 20. I got 23 my second try, but that didn't help me at all. You gotta have 24 against our scholarship. So did you guys ever have anyone in your class who wouldn't tell you their score?

[B]

Oh, yeah. You know, they got like a 19 or some.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, no, dude. There's kids getting, like, 12s and 13s.

[B]

Don't you just. The whole rumor in high school was that all you gotta do is put your name on the paper to get a 12.

[C]

There was a one. There was one girl in my grade, and she's a good friend of mine. She would not tell anybody. Like, she would not tell anybody. Finally. This was, like, a couple years ago, I finally found out. What she got is 13. It's really, really so good.

[B]

That's so bad.

[C]

Yeah. But I was actually impressed for how long she kept it quiet.

[B]

Yeah. That's the real test, is how long she can keep a secret.

[C]

That's right, guys.

[A]

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