You Betcha Radio #353 – "Stuff Guys Never Grow Out Of"

Date: November 19, 2025
Hosts: Myles ("You Betcha Guy"), Ryan, Tyler, Jerrod

Episode Overview

In this nostalgia-packed, comedic episode, Myles and the gang reminisce about the classic boyhood (and manhood) habits and joys that men just never grow out of. From fist bumps and heavy machinery to peeing names in the snow and collecting rocks, the crew dives deep into the timeless quirks that define "guy culture"—especially in the Midwest. The conversation spirals through relatable stories, laughs, and a few parenting hacks, topped off with a playful debate on what life would be like after waking up from a decade-long coma.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. "Stuff Guys Never Grow Out Of" (03:16–21:21)

• The Greatness of the Fist Bump ("Knucks")

  • Myles teaches his toddler son the art of the fist bump.
  • "It is insane how a kid who's a year and a half old and a guy who's 32 years old just still love the same thing." (01:09, Myles)
  • The gang jokes about awkward dap-ups, and how trying to fist-bump your wife doesn't always carry the same energy.
  • "I feel closer to my wife when we dap up than if we hug." (03:29, Myles)

• Never Stop Loving Boobs and Big Trucks

  • The universal, lifelong appeal of boobs is dissected humorously.
  • Watching heavy machinery at any age is described as irresistible.
  • "Every guy has big truck moments. That'll stop you in your tracks." (05:37, Myles)

• Playground Nostalgia & Outgrowing Toys

  • Excavator playground equipment remains a favorite.
  • Parents admit to nudging kids to play with toys they themselves want to play with—Magnetiles, Legos, etc.

• Writing Your Name in the Snow

  • The proud tradition of writing your name in the snow is celebrated.
  • "I'll gauge the piss. Like, I think this one just might be initials..." (08:00, Ryan)

• Farts and Bodily Functions

  • Fart humor remains evergreen—across generations and species.
  • "Something you never grow out of is thinking farts are funny." (09:51, Ryan)

• Mac and Cheese Passion

  • Spirals vs. shells, Kraft vs. Velveeta—every man has his preference and loyalty.

• Collecting Things (Especially Rocks and Sticks)

  • Kids and adults alike love collecting rocks, sticks, neon signs, and more.
  • "You don't have to have a reason to collect a rock. When I collect anything, really, I like to look at it." (13:29, Myles)

• Skipping Rocks

  • The endless pursuit of the perfect skipping stone, and the satisfaction of a double-digit skip.
  • "Finding the perfect skipping rock—oh, my God... my best skips always come from mediocre rocks." (17:12, Myles)

• Grunting, Roughhousing, & Making Noises

  • Communication by grunt with children and other men.
  • Roughhousing: never grows old, whether with kids or after a few drinks.

• Sports Ball Handling

  • The urge to dribble, pitch, or practice a shot whenever a ball is at hand.

• Classic Expressions and Jokes

  • Yelling "Kobe!" when shooting into a trash.
  • Drawing phallic symbols and making "that's what she said" jokes.
  • "I mean, I don't think guys will ever grow out of 'that's what she said' jokes." (23:31, Jerrod)

2. "If You Woke Up From a 10-Year Coma…" (24:40–37:59)

• Playing Catch Up with the World
  • Playful speculation about celebrities, sports, viral moments, and tech from 2015–2025.
  • "How was Hillary Clinton as president?" (27:05, Myles, tongue-in-cheek)
  • Debates about pop culture references: Kesha, Katy Perry, Ellen, OnlyFans, Coney 2012, Harambe, the Kardashian phenomenon, and celebrity deaths.
  • Reflections on societal change speeds up dramatically post-2015.

3. Parenting Hacks & Advice (41:40–48:26)

• Tyler’s “Bedtime Hack” (42:00)

  • Move bedtime a half hour earlier so chores become a welcome delay tactic for kids, who perceive them as preferable to sleep.
  • "I can get them to do any chore I want if it means they get to avoid bedtime." (42:15, Tyler)
  • Parallels to retail pricing tricks: inflate then discount.

• Ryan’s “TV Trick” (47:04)

  • Tell kids the TV needs to "charge" (and use the sleep timer), creating a drama-free transition without pushback.

• Parental Slyness

  • The universal strategy of giving fake start times to get people to show up on time.
  • Discussion of "time blindness" as a diagnosis: "It's a medical thing. It's not because I just lose track. I can't... I don't see time." (52:38, Myles, jokingly)
  • Amusing suggestion of a “Walk for Time Blindness” 5k where you roll up whenever.

4. Midwest Homeowner Q&A (56:46–66:06)

• Trash Can Filth

  • Acceptance that all trash cans will stink—unless you’re Christian Bale in American Psycho.

• New Home Maintenance Questions

  • Do you have to roll up your hose for winter? (Yes)
  • Frost-proofing outdoor faucets (styrofoam covers optional)
  • Lawn-cutting strategies pre-winter: don't let grass get too long, but don’t scalp.
  • Sump pump winterization
  • (Playful) debates about proper procedures as every host gives slightly different, often minimal-effort advice.

5. "Infinite Money Glitch" & Credit Schemes (62:31–66:02)

• Suggestion to use a Square reader to run up credit card points—quickly shot down by the gang due to transaction fees.
• Historical anecdote: gaming credit card rewards by buying dollar coins from the treasury to rack up sign-up bonuses.

6. Ultimate Dive Bar Menu (66:06–71:31)

• Dream Fast Food Items at Bars
  • Taco Bell staples: Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Crunchwrap Supreme.
  • Dorito dust-rimmed margaritas, Baja Blast cocktails.
  • The fantasy of Taco Bell Cantinas everywhere.
  • Burger King's penny nuggets, Domino's pizza as an introvert’s pleasure.
  • Brief debate on whether ice cream belongs at a bar—milkshake cocktails and grasshoppers get a pass.

7. Fun Facts & Origins: "Irish Goodbye" (71:38–72:51)

• The Irish Goodbye is rooted in mid-20th century slang. Similar terms exist for other heritages:
  • French Exit (UK)
  • Dutch Leave (leaving work early)
  • Polish Goodbye (lingering too long—“That checks out a lot.” – Myles, 72:18)

8. DIY & Home Improvement: Shiplap and Beyond (73:06–79:46)

• Home Project Advice
  • Shiplap: Tongue and Groove (TNG) is a must; vertical lines make rooms look taller.
  • “Mentally, I was like, once I've built this bench and it's there, I'm done. But really, it's not done until it's stained and caulked.” (78:00, Myles)
  • Always mentally set the true endpoint for any project to avoid half-finished jobs.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• "No one can mess up a Knucks unless they accidentally give you the turkey." — Myles (02:11)
• "Collecting is just... you never grow out of it. My kid, he puts rocks in his little car's frunk." — Myles (14:35)
• "You'll never grow out of drawing dicks on a whiteboard." — Jared (22:10)
• "Yelling 'Kobe!'—that's just part of life now." — Tyler (21:02)
• "I would call it a parenting hack... I moved bedtime a half-hour earlier so chores become bargaining chips." — Tyler (42:00)
• "The sleep timer is elite for getting the TV off with kids." — Ryan (47:59)
• "It's a show up when you want kind of event—Walk for Time Blindness.” — Myles (55:13)
• "Every guy has big truck moments. That’ll stop you in your tracks." — Myles (05:37)

Memorable Segments & Timestamps

• Fist Bump Evolution (00:36–04:08)
• Heavy Machinery & Construction Watching (05:06–06:08)
• Writing Your Name in the Snow (07:36–09:34)
• Fart & Mac 'n Cheese Talk (10:00–11:14)
• Collecting: Rocks, Tools, Tin Cups, etc. (12:48–14:56)
• Parenting Hacks (41:40–48:26)
• Homeowner Q&A (56:46–66:06)
• Dive Bar Menu Debate (66:06–71:31)
• Origin of 'Irish Goodbye' (71:38–72:51)
• Shiplap & Home DIY Tips (73:06–79:46)

Final Thoughts

This episode is an energetic, laugh-out-loud look at the enduring oddities of guyhood, filled with Midwest charm, playful banter, and plenty of absurd and insightful asides. It’s a perfect listen for anyone who fondly remembers playing with rocks and sticks—or is still doing it.