You Betcha Radio – Ep: "Thatsa Spicy Meataball!"
Date: September 8, 2025
Hosts: Myles "You Betcha Guy" and the gang: Ryan, Tyler, Jared, Noah, Jake
Main Theme: Lighthearted debates on everyday life, Midwest culture, food quirks, and humorous hypotheticals.
Overview
In this episode, the You Betcha crew keeps it classic Midwest with signature banter and good-natured arguments. The guys tackle silly "would you rather" scenarios, confess their real spaghetti and banana-eating habits, and recount a dramatic goose encounter on a golf course. Expect relatable tales, quirky nostalgia, and plenty of Midwest humor.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Would You Rather: Spider Web or Goose Chase?
[00:00 – 02:44]
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Vinnie Colombo kicks things off with a “would you rather”:
- Would you rather unknowingly walk into a live spider web once a month or get chased by a wild goose twice a month (for one minute, in front of at least five people)?
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Quick Consensus: Everyone quickly chooses the spider web.
- Ryan: “Spider.” [00:15]
- Tyler: “I walked into a spider web at the lake in my garage.” [00:16]
- Noah: “I think I walked into 4 or 5 this last weekend.” [00:21]
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Tyler jokes about getting bit by a spider and becoming Spider-Man [00:26].
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Jared: "That one was so easy and just kind of sucked. I feel like Vinnie, usually you bring more heat than that." [00:35]
Sets the episode's playful, ribbing tone. -
The crew riffs on how the goose chase could be improved if more people watched, or if betting got involved:
- Tyler: “You could start betting on it...could be lucrative.” [01:15–01:22]
- Imagining a scheduled, bi-monthly “goose chase” in front of the guys [01:35].
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Noah asks about what to actually do if attacked by a goose. Ryan shares a (somewhat infamous) goose golfing story:
- “I had my wedge and my putter and it attacked me...I hit it really hard in the neck. And it was like on the ground.” [02:32–02:44]
2. Midwest Banter: Goose Defense & Guilt
[02:44 – 03:00]
- Jared’s reaction: "I just can't be an accessory to goose."
- Ryan: “Well, it was self defense.” [02:47]
- The gang jokes about ways to “go out” on the golf course:
- “Goose died by 60 degree wedge.” [02:54 – Jared]
- “Goose died by mallet putter.” [02:58 – Noah]
3. Pizza Hut, Spaghetti Sesh, and Real Eating Habits
[03:17 – 04:33]
- Quick-fire Midwest callouts (Pizza Hut, Duck Duck Gray Duck vs. Goose, etc.).
- Vinnie throws out another scenario: “When no one is watching, how are you eating your spaghetti—neatly or slurp-fest?” [03:34]
- Ryan: “The latter.” [03:44]
- The group describes their ‘at home’ spaghetti style:
- Jared confesses he tries to "twirl" at first but ends up going caveman by the end: “I’ll probably start twirling it. And then by the end, I’m just…” [04:11]
- Tyler: “...scooping it right in the mouth.”
- Ryan: “I don’t actually even slurp. I just like get as much in my mouth as I can. I bite and all the stuff that’s not in my mouth just falls back in the bowl. That’s what I do at home.” [04:23]
- Vinnie: “Eat spaghetti like no one’s watching.” [04:33]
4. Bananas, Snapchat Embarrassment, and Corn-Cob Technique
[04:35 – 05:41]
- The crew pivot to banana-eating confessions:
- Ryan (joking): “I don’t even peel them. I just shove the whole thing down the back of my throat.” [04:39]
- Jared: “I like to eat my bananas like I eat my corn on the cobs—straight in and then teeth down.” [04:46]
- Tyler: Details how his wife Snapchats his banana-eating at home, now making him eat out of her camera's view.
- “What I do with my banana is none of her and all of her Snapchat friends… you know, business.” [05:33]
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- On how to make a goose chase more interesting:
- Tyler: “It 100% could be lucrative.” [01:20]
- On accidental goose manslaughter:
- Ryan: “I hit it really hard in the neck. And it was like on the ground.” [02:42]
- Jared: “I just can’t be an accessory to goose.” [02:44]
- On spaghetti habits:
- Ryan: “I bite and all the stuff that’s not in my mouth just falls back in the bowl. That’s what I do at home.” [04:23]
- Vinnie Colombo: “Eat spaghetti like no one’s watching.” [04:33]
- On banana privacy:
- Tyler: “What I do with my banana is none of her and all of her Snapchat friends… you know, business.” [05:33]
Timestamps for Important Segments
- Spider Web vs. Goose Chase:
00:00 – 02:44 - Golf Course Goose Attack Story:
02:10 – 02:44 - Spaghetti & Real Eating Habits:
03:17 – 04:33 - Banana & Snapchat Story:
04:35 – 05:41
Tone/Nature
- Style: Fun, teasing, unfiltered “Midwest guy” banter; honest admissions about personal quirks
- Vibe: Conversational, friendly, slightly irreverent, with playful shaming and laughter
Summary for New Listeners
This episode is a classic slice of Midwest camaraderie, as the crew debates lighthearted dilemmas (like facing spider webs or aggressive geese) before poking fun at each other’s food habits. From inventive defenses on golf courses to the private realities of eating spaghetti and bananas, expect group storytelling that’s as relatable as it is absurd. Whether you’re from the Midwest or just love spirited guy-talk ribbing, you’ll feel right at home.
