The Best Thing About Being a Woman 🎙 #382

Summary

You Betcha Radio Episode #382 - "The Best Thing About Being a Woman" 🎙

Date: June 17, 2026
Hosts: Myles (The You Betcha Guy), Ryan, Tyler, Jared

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Episode Overview

This week, the You Betcha boys—Myles, Ryan, Tyler, and Jared—serve up another classic "Midwest" episode filled with comedy, nostalgia, man culture, and the ever-present lens of flyover country. The main theme revolves around lighthearted debates on everyday life, Midwestern quirks, and especially a hilarious and semi-serious roundtable on “the best thing about being a woman”—which morphs into a strong segment on gender roles, “Oopsie Daisies” moments, and everyday marital (mis)adventures. Additional segments touch on their unclaimed freight YouTube video, Reddit rabbit holes, band name conspiracies, a surprising Crocs vs. Boots debate, and their signature off-hand, relatable Midwest banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Unclaimed Freight YouTube Unboxing Recap

Timestamp: 00:00–06:16

• The gang recaps their popular unclaimed freight unboxing video—full of unpredictable packages, mostly oriented towards women and some just plain weird (like a weird technical plate).
  • Memorable Quote:
    • Myles: “What sucked about the mail is that it was just stuff all for women.” [01:46]
    • Tyler: “There was some stupid things in those packages.” [03:05]
• Commentary on consumer habits and how people often buy dumb stuff when drunk—some packages seemingly ordered in a blackout.
  • Myles: “I'm gonna get blackout drunk and order stuff on Amazon. Hopefully it shows up. Then they send it to an address that's not them.” [03:23]
• Discussion about the fate and use of the random stuff; notably, Myles’ mom scored a workout band, and Myles kept a hilariously bad knockoff watch.

2. Drill Fighting and the Slippery Slope

Timestamp: 05:11–06:36

• Myles recounts his newfound fascination with "drill fights" (battling power drills) from their video, joking about how easy it is to understand the addictive thrill of betting on cockfighting (with a tongue-in-cheek anti-dogfighting stance).
  • “Makes me want to do more drill fights…I realize how Michael Vick got addicted to dog fighting.” [05:41]
  • “We are an anti dog fighting podcast.” [06:16]

3. Social Media and Online Arguments: X, Threads, Reddit

Timestamp: 07:49–17:00

• Contrasts between X (formerly Twitter), Threads, and Reddit—agreeing that everywhere is toxic but Reddit stands out as the most passionate (and unnecessary) for petty arguments.
• Jared introduces his "Grilled Cheese" subreddit experience—debate over grilled cheese vs. melt, and moderators' unusual devotion.
  • Jared: “It was like people just want to share the cool grilled cheese recipe.” [11:15]
• The group hatches a plan for “Jared’s Reddit Corner” to regularly explore Reddit oddities.
• Conversation detours into the "TV Too High" subreddit—Myles and Ryan share insecurities about internet randos critiquing home décor.
• The art and terror of overcooking steak online:
  • “You're better off drowning a kitten than [overcooking a steak]” [15:28]

4. Midwestern Band Name Conspiracy

Timestamp: 16:39–24:45

• Myles claims all local Midwest bands are named after car parts (“the Mufflers,” “Front Fenders,” “Rear View Mirror,” etc.).
  • “If you are gonna start a local band, just look at a car and name it after something on the car.” [21:14]
• They riff on searching the names online—all seem to exist, affirming the thesis.
• Segues into other recurring band name tropes: kitchen appliances (“the Blenders”), adjective-animals (“the Fat Cats”), and more.
• “You can spin anything into a good band name. That's the beauty of it all.” [24:30]

5. You Betcha Email & Safe Passwords (and “Butt-Scan” Gags)

Timestamp: 36:59–42:14

• In a classic segment on domestic security, the guys joke about gun safes, forgotten access codes, and hypothetical biometric locks—descends into a raucous riff about retina, fingerprint, and eventually “brown eye” butt scanners.
  • Myles: “I need to get a brown eye retina scanner because no one's got any photos of that. You know, that's maybe the most secure safe.” [41:21]
  • “Please comb the hair. Try again.” [40:44]

6. The Best Thing About Being a Woman

Timestamp: 32:14–53:01

Main Segment—Roundtable Debates

• Each guy posits their answer to, “What’s the best thing about being a woman?”
• Highlights:
  • Myles: Not having to worry about getting to your destination on family trips—women often “get to relax as the passenger” and rely on men for travel logistics. [33:48]
  • Tyler: “She doesn’t have to face her fears and murder an innocent bug or mouse. I will do that for her.” [35:19]
  • Ryan: “Getting all your drinks bought for you at the bar. Or at least having the opportunity.” [42:26]
  • Jared: “You don’t have to worry about like moving furniture. Anything heavy, moving day is not an issue for you.” [43:25]
• Extended riffing on how “Oopsie Daisies” moments are more socially acceptable for women—scraping rims, spilling in the car, spending at Target—while men are expected to own up and fix things.
  • Myles: “I think the best thing about being a woman is you can just have a case of the Oopsy Daisies and just move on.” [48:11]
  • Tyler: “If we made identical mistakes…for my sisters it was an Oopsie Daisy, for me it was like ‘you idiot!’” [48:39]
• Return vs. non-return policy: Most guys hate returning stuff, while their wives have no problem doing it.
  • Ryan: “My wife loves buying with the idea that there's a decent chance she might return it.” [45:19]

7. Boots vs. Shoes vs. Crocs: The Ultimate Midwest Activity Debate

Timestamp: 53:08–74:27

• Jared leads a long, rapid-fire segment assigning “proper footwear” to everyday Midwest tasks: mowing the lawn, concerts, dock fishing, picking asparagus, campfires, oil changes, weddings, ditch cleaning, winter mail runs, and more.
  • The guys usually pick Crocs for comfort and convenience, tennis shoes for anything athletic, boots mostly for outdoors or fashion statements.
  • Myles: “Podcasting is a Crocs activity based off of what we got going on today.” [54:01]
  • Tyler: “There's nothing better than popping off a croc and letting the dogs heat up [by the campfire].” [65:10]
  • Croc cowboy boots are hailed as the ultimate loophole.
    • “If you're Crocs and you're listening, one, we'd like to do a sponsorship. But two, you can go ahead and steal ‘catch me in Crocs, how about that?’” [74:34]

8. Fun Facts: Patriots Super Bowl Rings & Nacho Cheese Math

Timestamp: 75:54–80:22

• Tyler’s Fact: Both Trump and Putin have Patriots Super Bowl rings (Putin stole Robert Kraft’s), and so does Brian Hoyer (who never played a down during that season).
  • “Like Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Brian Hoyer all have a Super bowl ring from the Patriots and never played a down of football.” [76:10]
• Jared’s Fact: Nacho cheese stays creamy thanks to sodium citrate, with the chemical formula NaC₆H₇O₇—basically spelling out “NaCHO.”
  • “The emulsifier used is sodium citrate…which has a chemical formula of NaC₆H₇O₇—Nacho.” [78:13]
  • “So which came first, the nacho or the sodium citrate? …That is one of the most insane facts you’ve done.” [79:52]

9. Quick Fire: Sunflower Seed Flavors, Salty Cigs & Diet Pop

• Favorite Sunflower Seeds: Rapid-fire takes; Dill, Kettle Cooked, Taco, and Cinnamon each have supporters.
• Salty Sigs: New slang for French fries as the ultimate car food; “fridge cig” is cold leftover, “real sig” is an actual cigarette.
  • Marry/kill/F—Fridge cig, Salty cig, Real cig.
• Diet vs. Diesel Pop: In-depth debate about liking regular (diesel) vs. diet/zero sodas; clear camp divisions within the crew.

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Notable Quotes

• “I'm gonna get blackout drunk and order stuff on Amazon. Hopefully it shows up. Then they send it to an address that's not them.” — Myles [03:23]
• “All local bands are named after car parts…If you are gonna start a local band, just look at a car and name it after something on the car.” — Myles [17:00, 21:14]
• “We are an anti dog fighting podcast.” — Jared [06:16]
• “You're better off drowning a kitten than [overcooking a steak].” — Jared [15:28]
• “I need to get a brown eye retina scanner because no one's got any photos of that. You know, that's maybe the most secure safe.” — Myles [41:21]
• “Getting all your drinks bought for you at the bar. Or at least having the opportunity.” — Ryan [42:26]
• “I think the best thing about being a woman is you can just have a case of the Oopsy Daisies and just move on.” — Myles [48:11]
• “Podcasting is a Crocs activity based off of what we got going on today.” — Myles [54:01]
• “The emulsifier used is sodium citrate…which has a chemical formula of NaC₆H₇O₇—Nacho.” — Jared [78:13]

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Segment Timestamps (Highlights)

• Unclaimed Freight Recap: 00:00–06:16
• Drill Fights: 05:11–06:36
• Reddit / Grilled Cheese / TV Height: 09:57–17:00
• Band Name Theories: 16:39–24:45
• Gun Safe Password/Butt Scanner Bits: 36:59–42:14
• The Best Thing About Being a Woman: 32:14–53:01
• Boots vs. Shoes vs. Crocs Segment: 53:08–74:27
• Fun Facts: Super Bowl Rings & Nachos: 75:54–80:22
• Favorite Sunflower Seeds / Salty Cigs: 81:25–87:00
• Soda (Pop) Preference Debate: 86:13–88:35

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, laid back, “dudes in a garage” with authentic Midwest flavor.
• Strong chemistry and inside jokes—all observations have a “relatable” and “just telling it like it is” delivery.
• Willingness to riff and go off on tangents is half the charm.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a perfectly “You Betcha” blend—equal parts beer-and-pontoon humor, nostalgia, Midwestern culture, and playful banter about what separates the boys from the men (and, occasionally, the men from the women). If you’ve ever debated the right shoe for mowing, named a band after a car part, or lived in a household where “Oopsie Daisies” are gendered currency, this is the episode for you.

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Cheers! You betcha, yah!

Transcript

[Tyler]

All right, back to it.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of you Bet, Your radio podcast. The boys are back in the studio, fresh off of the weekend. This weekend, we posted a unclaimed freight video on YouTube.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That was like the. That was, like, for me, like Christmas better than Christmas morning.

[Tyler]

Really. It was fun just watching you open

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

them at age 33. I just. You know, I don't.

[Tyler]

My.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

My wiener doesn't get that hard for Christmas morning anymore. Your pee. My. My PP doesn't get hard for a Christmas morning anymore.

[Ryan]

Ding, ding.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Hey, My ding dong.

[Ryan]

You're bing, bing.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

My johnson doesn't get erected anymore.

[Ryan]

It looks like a big hairy johnson.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But I was pretty excited about that video, and it was fun to just open mail. I just. I never knew we were gonna get.

[Tyler]

What did it cost for, like, the mail portion of it all? I know what the total bill USPS

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

mail was 50 bucks. And the other one, I think, was 75. Maybe the DHL.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Of the. The two regular males and then

[Ryan]

70 bucks for two males is not bad.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Well, it was one for two males. Did you just hear that?

[Jared]

I didn't say anything.

[Tyler]

What did he say?

[Ryan]

Thank God you didn't give blackmail.

[Tyler]

Jesus. Jared. Jared.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So I got four different packages. One was dhl, one was usps, and then two other ones were tools.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And we unboxed them for those that don't know what we're talking about. You got to go watch the YouTube video. What sucked about the male is that it was just stuff all for women.

[Tyler]

And then the one thing that was probably skewed towards men just didn't make any sense. That weird technical plate thing.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah, it was like. I don't know. You just listen to different tones on it. Yeah, I was weird.

[Ryan]

Are we talking like a. Like, what kind of mail are we talking about? Like a envelope you'd open up?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

They're packages.

[Ryan]

Got it.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

I think he's nice that.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That. That Ryan watched the YouTube video over the weekend.

[Ryan]

I've been letting it marinate a little bit.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Okay.

[Ryan]

I want to. I want a synopsis before I go.

[Tyler]

He's letting the comments decide if he's actually going to watch it or not.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But, yeah, we also are giving away. So then we got some tools in the packages. We're giving some of those tools away. So you got to go check out the YouTube video. Make sure you're subscribed, leave a comment, and that's how you enter into it. But I think the thing that I took away from it a little Bit is we, you know, we're like, oh my God, everything costs so much and no one has any money. We also are spending a lot of money on some dumb.

[Ryan]

Oh God.

[Tyler]

There was some stupid things in those packages.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

There was some stupid things in those packages.

[Ryan]

No wonder they're unclaimed. It's like, yeah, showed up. They probably just didn't sign for it or they just reject rejected delivery, got sent back.

[Tyler]

It was just stuff that people ordered when they were blacked out.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That's the whole thing. I'm gonna get blackout drunk and order stuff on Amazon. Hopefully it shows up. Then they send it to an address that's not them.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Because they were hammered when they were typing their address in.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But yeah, my mom made out. You know, she got a, she got a new workout routine thing. It's like, it's like, oh, ye. Like, you know, like bands, like stretchy bands. There's like a bar. You like put it in your feet. You can.

[Ryan]

Oh, dude, I've seen those before.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah, so my mom got one of those. She also got a new shawl game worn by Charlie Barron. I, I came out, I did keep the watch that we got in the video.

[Tyler]

Nice pocket watch or no, you're wearing it.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

No, I'm not wearing it today, but I wore it all weekend long and Anne was like, really? You're wearing that because it's got to be like a four dollar watch.

[Ryan]

Is it G Shock?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's pretty shitty. No, it's way worse than that. I, I mean, I think it's just a Chinese knockoff of like, of knockoff watches. Like a double knockoff watch. Because it's like, it's supposed to say sport at this top, but there's like two P's and two R's in it

[Jared]

and the time's not right on it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But it has a light and it has a stopwatch feature. So you tell me who.

[Ryan]

Well, and you have a. Your child is also getting. He's almost to the age where it's like he wants to be. Going to. Want to be timed for everything.

[Tyler]

But you're going to get rid of that watch by then. Because the whole thing of timing your kids is you lie to them about how long it took.

[Ryan]

Just guess. My, my. Go to 17 seconds.

[Tyler]

Nice. Nice.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Smart. He doesn't even know what 17 seconds is.

[Ryan]

No. And then if he does it again, I'll be like H. 19 seconds. And then he'll try go fast. It's a psychological thing. I'm trying to give, you know, so

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

you're just being mean to your child for no reason.

[Ryan]

No, he's the one time me again, so I do anyway.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But yeah, you guys gotta go check out that video. It also was. I didn't realize there was an art to drill fights. Have you guys seen drill fights online?

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Where you basically have drills. Touch tips.

[Ryan]

No.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And you basically take a drill, you connect them through, like a piece of metal of some sort, and then you put the batteries on with the trigger zip tied.

[Ryan]

Sure.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You gotta watch the video.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

We did a drill if you want to go watch it. Okay.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But, like, the drill's gotta be on a specific setting for it to work, which we found out in the video, but was kind of fun to do. Makes me want to do more drill fights. I, I, I don't condone this behavior, but I am starting to feel a little bit like how I realize how Michael Vick got addicted to dog fighting.

[Ryan]

Sure.

[Jared]

It's more slippery slope.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's a slippery slope. And, And I know that. And I am going to steer away from do.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Imagine I'm going to draw the line at drill fighting inanimate objects. Because I don't believe in dog fighting, and I think that that's bad.

[Jared]

We are an anti dog fighting podcast.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

We are.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But, But I will have to say you're like, how could someone do that after doing some drill fighting? If you have an addictive gambling personality? I could see how you get into it.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And then not be able to stop. Because now I just. All I want to do is fight drills.

[Ryan]

You ever seen fighting?

[Tyler]

I was just gonna say it's cockfight.

[Jared]

Same thing.

[Tyler]

Just the tip on the drill.

[Ryan]

That's pretty electric.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You know, I like to keep my, my fighting to inanimate objects.

[Tyler]

It's.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That don't have feelings that don't, you know, they're not living beings.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I think that's where I draw a line. If it starts being a little being, I'm out on it. Unless it's two humans.

[Tyler]

Right. Dogs? Hell no. Two guys that I don't know. I'll put money on it.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

More brain damage, the better.

[Jared]

Standard bag.

[Tyler]

I want somebody to almost suffocate in this one.

[Ryan]

I don't, I don't. I don't go on ax much anymore, but when I do, immediately the first ten fucking tweets.

[Tyler]

Street fights.

[Ryan]

Street fights. Oh, yeah, yeah. Post bar fights.

[Tyler]

Yeah, Everything.

[Ryan]

You name it.

[Jared]

Or it's like drone war footage.

[Ryan]

Something. Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

Of an entire village being Wiped out and. Yes. And then somebody I went to high school with complaining about tax

[Jared]

and. Phil Wharrel.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. Yeah, dude. Still kicking it, dude.

[Tyler]

He was like my first follow ever.

[Ryan]

Same, same.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

He was great. Might not even be a guy. Might be a girl behind the whole thing.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Are you spending less time on X because you're just spending more time on threads like me?

[Ryan]

No, dude, whenever I. Lately, I've been clicking into threads from a different platform and on accident almost.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

What do you mean a different platform? It's just Instagram. You're clicking into threads.

[Ryan]

They have Facebook too.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

What? Yeah.

[Tyler]

Be on the watch and the Facebook ones look like a regular post.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And then when you click it to read the caption, it sends you to threads without even realizing you're going to threads.

[Ryan]

Well, so my threads, they're just.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

They're force feeding us threads.

[Ryan]

Yeah, they're sticking in our throats. It. It doesn't. It never loads. No, threads never loads for me.

[Tyler]

Oh. I. The second it starts redirecting me to threads, I'm like, no, you. Yeah, I don't want to read it anymore.

[Ryan]

That's a good call.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I get sucked in. I'm on threads for like a half hour after I click in.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Thought space.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I don't even think I have the threads app on my home screen.

[Tyler]

Browser threads, you just remove the app.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I, like, I deleted it off the homepage. I didn't delete it from my phone.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But like, I. That's just the testament of I never end up. I only end up on threads against my own will.

[Jared]

Sure.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But then they suck me in and I'm in there, and then I just see people just arguing. The amount of arguing on X and. And threads, it's insane. It's got to be exhausting being that.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Being that person. That's just. Just getting into arguments. You're just screaming to nobody.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I know.

[Tyler]

You need to get on Reddit. It's a cesspool for arguments. It could be the most innocuous, like, calm, like, un. Unpolarizing post ever. And people were like, you spelled this wrong, you idiot. Go to school, you dumb piece of. And it' was posting about how I donated all my money to dog shelters. And this guy's like, I hate you. Why?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

People would be like, well, you're only. You only did that so you could come on here and post and show us how kind of a guy you are.

[Tyler]

It's anomalous.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Probably didn't even do it for the right reasons. You Piece of.

[Ryan]

Dude, that's. That's how. That's how it is in the. I'm in, like a home lawn care Facebook group. It's like, why we even got these groups of. Majority of the people are like, why the. Are you asking this question, dumbass? Go look it up on Google.

[Tyler]

Exactly what you just said. Right? There is a post every month. We're like, guys, I'm here to help. Why is everyone so angry? And then people will be like, shut the fuck up. We could say whatever we want on Reddit. It's anonymous. If you don't want hate, don't come on here. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

[Ryan]

Does anyone know what type of weed this is? Well, Google it, dumbass. It's like, what are we here for?

[Tyler]

Think of that first.

[Jared]

I was on the grilled cheese subreddit because I love grilled cheese.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Of course you were making them at night. Hold on, hold on. I want to know the string of. I want to know the string cheese of events that happen that you went from living your normal life to ending up on grilled cheese Reddit. What happened?

[Jared]

I was just trying to, like, Google, like, cool ways to, like, spice up a grilled cheese.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Sure did. Was spice. One of the things.

[Jared]

It was use, like mixed sriracha and mayo together for the outside of the bread.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, I'm a big toasted with that.

[Jared]

I'm a big mayo guy on a grilled cheese.

[Ryan]

Olive oil mayo or no.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So you started with trying to up your grilled cheese game.

[Jared]

Yep. And then I saw, oh, there's a grilled cheese subreddit. It's got a pretty big community and like, one of the biggest posts of all time is like, if you put like, protein and any sort of grilled cheese, it's not a grilled cheese.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's a melt. It's a melt. Now I am. I do agree with that.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I would agree that as well.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I actually stand by that person.

[Jared]

It looks like a few paragraphs long just bitching about it. It's like people just want to share the cool grilled cheese recipe.

[Tyler]

It's also how crazy how passionate people get about things that do should not have any passion behind it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I know, I know.

[Tyler]

Like grilled cheese. Like, you can like them, but you shouldn't be that passionate about the definition of a grilled cheese.

[Jared]

I just imagine being a moderator on

[Ryan]

the grilled cheese to even get that status too. That's gotta take.

[Jared]

How big of a virgin are you?

[Ryan]

I know. Yeah, yeah. Do you get your grandma's house when she passes away, you get to move upstairs.

[Jared]

You know, probably expensive.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I know.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So where's. What's your stance? Are you in on putting meat on a grilled cheese and still calling it grilled cheese?

[Jared]

Yeah, just a modified spiced up grilled cheese. I don't know, actually. What is the definition of a melt? When does it become a melt? Is a good question.

[Tyler]

I think it needs to be melted

[Ryan]

when there's cheese melted on something and it's just not.

[Jared]

It has to be more than just grilled cheese.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I mean, I. I'm calling a toasted sub a grilled cheese.

[Tyler]

If it's just. I'm with this guy. If you add anything besides cheese or spices or sauces to it, it's not a grilled cheese anymore. But it just didn't matter that much for him to react like.

[Ryan]

Correct.

[Jared]

If it's like Wonder bread bread, that's grilled cheese bread. So if it has that bread.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So it's gotta be sliced bread to be a grilled cheese. It can't be like a hoagie bun. Grilled cheese.

[Jared]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Because then what is it?

[Tyler]

Just a toasted cheese.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah, got it.

[Ryan]

Chicken melt. Patty melt.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I would agree. Sliced sliced bread. And.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So you could do like a sourdough grilled cheese.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Which. There's got to be a recipe for that in that Reddit.

[Ryan]

It's phenomenal.

[Tyler]

Half the recipe is the sourdough starter recipe.

[Ryan]

That's probably why you wanted to get into sourdough for New Year's Eve.

[Jared]

Yeah, I got hungry.

[Ryan]

You're like, you want to. Want to spice your grilled cheese up.

[Jared]

Yeah, could be.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

So that's what I discovered.

[Tyler]

Yeah, Right. It's a cesspool.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Well, let's. You know, anytime you find a new Reddit feed that you like, Jared, share, we'll share with the podcast.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

We can have it. Jared's Reddit Corner. And we can just dive into where maybe even some screenshots would be nice of stuff you find in there.

[Jared]

Okay. Yeah, I can do that.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Because you're a big Reddit guy.

[Jared]

Yeah, huge. That's my favorite website.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So I would love to see the nooks and crannies of Reddit through the lens of. Of Jared.

[Jared]

Yeah. I also like. You guys know this one. TV Too high. That's a great subreddit.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Is it just people? So is it people showing, asking if their TV's too high, or people screenshotting stuff from other media saying, look at this dunce's TV's way too high.

[Jared]

It's more so the latter. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So asking if their TVs too. Yeah.

[Jared]

Or like, look at my uncle. Look where his fucking TV is.

[Tyler]

What a dumbass.

[Jared]

It's, like, right by the ceiling tile.

[Ryan]

Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You should maybe take a photo of our TV in here and see if we get any feedback on if it's the right height or not. I think me and Ryan hung it together. We felt like it was good height. Yeah, it feels good, but now I'm, you know, going to get self conscious about it.

[Tyler]

I don't think it's too high.

[Ryan]

I think my garage TV is definitely way too high.

[Tyler]

I think you get a pass for garage.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I've actually had people talk shit about me in our content, regular content about my TV being too high in my living room. It feels terrible, but what am I supposed to do?

[Ryan]

You got a mantle.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I got a mantle. So I got to go above the mantle. And my living room's too small to, like, put it off to the side of the fireplace.

[Ryan]

I'm in the same boat. TV is a little bit too high because of the mantle, and it's like.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's whatever. Yeah. My neck's cranked a little bit.

[Ryan]

Well, if you just sink.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But now we don't even watch that much TV anymore because we're just, like, doing with the kid. So.

[Jared]

Yeah, I think I'd rather overcook a steak on video than mount my TV too high.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh, really? That's how much Reddit. I would much rather have my TV too high then overcook a steak, because

[Jared]

that's, like, the worst thing you do on the Internet is overcook a steak.

[Ryan]

Oh.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh, yeah.

[Jared]

You're better off drowning a kitten than doing that.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Overcook a steak or just do any project. Even if it's perfect, you didn't do it right. Remember that?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Don't. With Cats. Netflix series. Yeah. A more polarizing documentary be Don't Fuck with Steaks.

[Ryan]

I put putting ketchup on it.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

The only time I'll ever put sauce on a steak is if I'm heating it up the next day.

[Jared]

That's acceptable.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah, agreed.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh, that's good. Yeah. So now we got a new segment called Jared's Reddit Corner. I feel like we get a better name in that, but that's what we got for right now.

[Jared]

It's a placeholder.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Jared's Reddit replies. Jared's. Jared it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Jared. It's Corner Jared because that's what your wife calls you. Jer.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Jared's Quarter Jer's, Reddit Corner, Juarett. Sounds like a disease. Like Tourette's.

[Jared]

Yeah, I have Juarettes.

[Tyler]

If you or your loved ones suffer from Tourette's, you may be entitled to compensation.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Jared's got a case that Dread it. All right, what's also funny, this last week we accidentally discovered a truth about our society, and that is that just local bands are named after car parts.

[Jared]

Yeah, that's great.

[Ryan]

That's a good point.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

We were shooting a video about. We were shooting a video about small town festivals and we were talking about getting the street dance with a local band and I just blurted out that all local bands are named after car parts, I. E. The Mufflers, the front bumpers, the front fenders, the back seat drivers, the seat belts, car seat headrest, the side mirrors, catalytic converters. Okay, so like, I mean, it's like all of those sounds like real band names, like we. And then you googled.

[Tyler]

I googled Mufflers, Rear View Mirror and. Well, we already know Front Fenders is a band because they're local to us, but Mufflers and Rearview Mirror are the only other two. I googled and confirmed they are both bands.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And the best is that the Mufflers are like a What? Like a. They're obvious. They're a cover band.

[Tyler]

Yeah. The Mufflers are a group of probably 60 to 65 year old men that do cover bands of like Joe Cocker and like the Bee Gees and stuff like that.

[Jared]

Yeah. You didn't have to say that. I assumed that right away.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Tyler]

And then Rear View Mirror is like their whole thing is we'll do anything you ask. They're like, we'll sing any song by request. We'll show up and just sing it.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Tip Drill by Nelly.

[Tyler]

If they. If you want Rear View Mirror, I'll do it.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Hiring them. Hiring them for like some sort of like private event and then just like putting a bunch of requests down. Like, like Tip Drill by Nelly or. Yeah. Candy Shop.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Like that drop.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Ryan]

That'd be electric. Those guys would be okay.

[Tyler]

What were some other ones?

[Ryan]

30 again.

[Tyler]

I can't find front bumpers.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

No. Yeah, I think it's a front fender.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah. You did say front bumpers. I'm like, I wonder.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

What about the rear bumpers? The back bumpers? Yeah, the bumpers. I mean, the doors.

[Tyler]

Doors. Yeah, the cars.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

The cars. Just even cars in general. There's like actually more basic. The name gets. The more famous they are. Honestly, the more Specific. The less the front fenders is worse than Fenders. AKA Fender became a guitar. You know, I mean it's so we take guard. Like the Pistons is a perfect name for a gigantic rock band.

[Ryan]

Or a basketball NBA team.

[Tyler]

Pistons.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

Back bumpers. No, but bass bumpers.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yes.

[Tyler]

The front bottoms is also a band. Not the front bumper.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I don't know if that has to do with the car.

[Ryan]

I know.

[Tyler]

I just. That's what came up. The hard thing about Googling these is when you say like back bumpers. Band. Like a bunch of car like belts and bands show up.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Band.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. Because.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Music band.

[Tyler]

I think that's what I have to do. Otherwise. Otherwise I just get car parks.

[Ryan]

Sure.

[Tyler]

What was some side view mirror. Let's try that one.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Radio dial, you know.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's for sure.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Radio dial. I mean it just goes on. The car plays the hubcaps.

[Ryan]

Yeah. The AC seats. AC seats.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That might be the only one maybe that they don't do.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I don't. I don't think a band should be naming themselves the AC seats.

[Tyler]

Okay, so no side view mirror. But what did pop up is there's more than one rear view mirror band. Not just the one I mentioned previously.

[Ryan]

Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. It's state by. It's state to state.

[Tyler]

From classic rock anthems to modern pop bangers and 80s throwbacks. Rear view mirror ignites every stage with raw energy and unforgettable sound.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I love when a band brings raw energy.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Dude, I hate that artificial energy.

[Tyler]

It's way better than cooked energy.

[Jared]

Yeah, I like that. That's not generic. Their description. That's nice.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah. Didn't leave it vague or anything.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

We'll have you. We'll have you. We'll rock your socks off.

[Jared]

Hope you like rock music.

[Tyler]

Spare Tire is a band.

[Jared]

Great.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I know. It's.

[Ryan]

It doesn't fail.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

If you are gonna start a local band, just look at a car and name it after something on the car.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I'm trying to think in terms of like the headrest. Great band name in 30 years when. When you know there's way more electric cars driving around. What parts from an electric. The batteries.

[Jared]

The batteries is good.

[Ryan]

Yeah. The.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

The.

[Ryan]

What's the charging. The. What's the fast charging station called? What do they call that?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

The Superchargers.

[Ryan]

Yeah, the Superchargers.

[Tyler]

This is potentially the worst car part band name that I found. I just looked up Head. Headrest. There's a rock band Called Car Seat Headrest.

[Jared]

Yeah, I know them.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You know the car.

[Tyler]

You know that?

[Jared]

I've heard of them. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Is it nationwide or.

[Tyler]

American indie rock band formed in Virginia.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's just crazy.

[Tyler]

These guys are legit.

[Jared]

Yeah, they're pretty big.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Huge fan. He's on. He's on their Reddit feed too. He's been touretted.

[Tyler]

Dude, their TV is way too high in this picture. There's no TV. I was just playing along.

[Ryan]

Sweet van, though.

[Jared]

TV's in the headrest.

[Tyler]

Yeah. They're like punk rock Teen of Denial. Joe Story is their first song on their website.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah, I'd like. I mean, and I would actually like to think about this. Like, I'd love for the people listening, like, because there's got to be other categories that they name after too, right? You know, like Ryan's favorite local band, the Blenders. They're just named after kitchen appliances.

[Tyler]

Local bands around my area are all adjective, animal, so, like, that we have

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

the fat Cats, you know?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I knew a local band called Free Beer.

[Tyler]

Nice.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Because they'll just do a show.

[Tyler]

Free Beer.

[Jared]

Nice.

[Tyler]

And that's great for promotion for the bar. Like, free beer Saturday night.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

9:00pm Yeah.

[Ryan]

I mean, fire code is gonna be broken so quick.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And then everyone's like, who? Oh, holy, we gotta go get free Beer. And then it's not false advertising when it's the band.

[Ryan]

No, definitely not.

[Jared]

Fire Code's a good band name.

[Ryan]

Maximum occupancy.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

It's.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's to the point where there's so many good band names we're whipping out. We need to start trying to find things that are not good band names.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I've.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I think I've had maybe like, colonoscopies would be a bad band name.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Colon. Endless Oscar Pies.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Colonoscopies.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I think anything. I think anything medical related, but it's probably.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But it's. But it's. Yeah. Vasectomy, though. But if it was like, like, like kind of more of like a punk rock down with the System, you know, it's like something vasectomy, you know, like.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Like American Vasectomy. Great band name.

[Ryan]

Yeah. The reverse. Reverse vasectomy.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You know, corporate colonoscopy. Great band name.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And it just is like talking about how you just get by the man and the man. You know, you're getting by the man, but you also want to the man to get promotion.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So I think, like, you can. You can spin anything into a good band name.

[Jared]

That's the beauty of it all.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's the beauty. I love the art of finding a good band name. I have no desire to start a band. I just wanna. We should open up an agency that. Yes, people pay us, you know, 500 bucks and we'll get you a good band name.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we could just.

[Tyler]

Simon Cowell, he came up with One Direction. Just figured it out from there.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Five guys going in one direction.

[Jared]

Boom.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Next.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Ryan]

Yeah, they didn't, though. That's the thing.

[Tyler]

It should be multiple directions.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

They all went multiple directions.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

One Direction went their own direction.

[Ryan]

Five directions.

[Jared]

But they all could come back together. Back to one.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I think one of the guys died, though.

[Tyler]

Yeah, so he did. I don't remember.

[Ryan]

What, last year.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Well, yeah, this doesn't mean they still can't all get back in one Direction.

[Jared]

I mean, Leonard Skinner's still performing, so.

[Tyler]

That's true.

[Ryan]

Yeah, everyone. Stones, they're still there.

[Tyler]

See Iggy Pop performing.

[Ryan]

What do you mean?

[Tyler]

He looks sad.

[Jared]

Well, Leonard Skitter. They all died of plane crash. And then like.

[Ryan]

Got it.

[Jared]

Now they're still really.

[Ryan]

Saw it was just old age.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Anyway, I. I must be missing something with the Leonard Skinner thing. I'm not quite sure.

[Jared]

Oh, I think most of their band died in a plane crash and then like, their relatives or friends kept it going.

[Ryan]

Got it.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. I mean, it's like AC DC Now. There's only like one guy. Laughter Jackson or whatever.

[Jared]

Journeys like that. Their lead singer's different.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

Rolling Stones, isn't it?

[Jared]

Like, I thought they're all original. Still.

[Ryan]

No. God, no. Mick Jagger and then the guitarist, Keith Richards.

[Jared]

Yeah, okay.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yep, Gotcha, gotcha.

[Ryan]

Go on.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Skipping Stones would be a great band name. Throwing Stones.

[Jared]

Lardy Stones.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Rolling Rocks would be a great band name. It goes on.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Rolling Stones.

[Tyler]

I went to. This is an old. Oh, I went to Frankie Valley in the Four Seasons with my grandpa. Not a single one of the Four Seasons was there.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Franklin's just Frankie Valley and.

[Tyler]

And people.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

New seasons.

[Jared]

Yeah. And Frankie Valley is like, on the verge of death, too.

[Tyler]

Oh, my God, he's old man. Yeah, it was. I think he's. I think he died since we went to that concert.

[Ryan]

But in other news, you guys see Florida Georgia lines getting back together.

[Tyler]

One Direction.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

One Direction back in One Direction.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Florida Line and Georgia Back up at the Florida Georgia Line.

[Ryan]

Yeah, they did.

[Jared]

That's where their first concert should be when they get back.

[Tyler]

It would have been a great bit if when they split up, it was just Florida Line and Georgia Line that had been an awesome bit.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Florida line. Or just. It would have been Florida and Georgia.

[Jared]

Yeah. Kind of like.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but the line is. Yeah, that's what ties them together.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Well, but see, I would go Florida because of Florida.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's taken.

[Ryan]

Yeah, well, it's taken.

[Tyler]

The whole state's copyrighted.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And Georgia. I think that's got to be a George.

[Tyler]

It's just George and then the initials. Ah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. I mean, I. I guess I was. I'm a Florida Georgia Line fan. I know it's. It's bro country. Like. I like their songs.

[Ryan]

I bet. To them in concert. Not to brag.

[Tyler]

Pretty entertaining it or not. But I saw that we fest once. I think. I don't remember.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I was so up. God damn it.

[Jared]

It's good pontoon music.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it is.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it really is.

[Tyler]

Not as good as Pontoon.

[Jared]

Right. That's the goat.

[Tyler]

Little Big Town. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Worst songs ever made.

[Jared]

Low on the nose on that one. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

The only reason why it was as big as it was is because they said motor boat and that's it.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah. People love that part.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I love that part.

[Ryan]

They look around if any. If any chicks, like, and they're like, yeah.

[Tyler]

It's no Redneck Yacht Club, that's for sure.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Craig Morgan. Great band name. Craig Morgan.

[Jared]

Does he sing Mr. Bomb? Craig Morgan.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh, that was a lone star.

[Tyler]

That's up.

[Jared]

That's all. I'm sorry. Yep, yep, yep. Sorry.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah, it's tough. Tough song.

[Tyler]

Craig Morgan's got, like, all of his songs, like, are a story or like something cheesy like Redneck Yacht Club.

[Jared]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tyler]

I think he sings Almost Home.

[Jared]

What I love about Sundays.

[Tyler]

That. Yeah, that sounds right.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You just can't. You can't beat Bermuda's flip flops in a tank top tan. Just can't beat that line.

[Jared]

Can't beat it.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I still haven't heard a line better than that.

[Tyler]

Yeah. What I love about Sonic International Harvester.

[Jared]

Great song. I love that he shouts out the FFA too.

[Ryan]

Yeah, he does.

[Jared]

I get the chills when he says that.

[Ryan]

You were probably FFA kid, weren't you?

[Jared]

I had to be. If you're in shop class, you're an ffa.

[Tyler]

Got it.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I wasn't through freshman year. I think that's probably what I was, too.

[Tyler]

I was like, the only one not in ffa in my school. Our FFA was legit. They would win nationals in, like, four different categories.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Craig making Craig Morgan proud.

[Tyler]

We had, like, two of our kids were their Parents owned rival meat markets, and they would go one and two at nationals in all the meat categories.

[Jared]

Yeah, meat judging is, like, the biggest thing.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

How do you judge? How you judging meat?

[Tyler]

So, like, they throw a meat in front of you and they'll tell you, like, what animal, what cut, where it comes from on the animal.

[Ryan]

Got it. Okay.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And then they also do, like, a banana. For scale?

[Tyler]

Yeah, sure.

[Jared]

Just.

[Ryan]

Yeah, for scale purposes.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Should we take a break, boys? Yeah, let's do it. I have been. I got a great routine going right now at the lake where we put my kid down for bed, and then I just go out in the dock and fish off the dock. And there's a stark difference between when I'm wearing my Shady Rays and not when I'm wearing my Shady Rays. I got no glare. I can see what's going on underneath the water. I got a bunch of pan fish right off the end of the dock, and so I can kind of game it a little bit more. But when I don't got my Shady Rays on Flying blind. I'm flying blind and I don't catch as many fish.

[Tyler]

I wonder if that'll work in the winter. They just trash the Vexilar and you just really see the fish.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Just look straight down like, oh, there they are.

[Tyler]

I don't need a mark fish when you can see them.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Throw a snorkel on. Just stick your head down the hole.

[Tyler]

Yep. Shady rays in a snorkel. That's the secret.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I mean, we should maybe talk to Shady Rays about just making a polarized snort snorkel for us.

[Ryan]

It's not a bad idea.

[Tyler]

That's sweet.

[Ryan]

Polarized. Polarized goggles.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And so, guys, if you need some good fishing glasses, you gotta go to shadyrays.com. they got all sorts of styles. I got the style that I got on. They got Ryan. They got Tyler's that he's got on Jared.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

We got four different styles going on, so.

[Tyler]

Nice.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Doesn't matter what style you're into. Shady Rays has got it on their website, and right now you can get. Get 50 off two or more polarized pairs of glasses using code ybrays.com. i mean, that's a great deal.

[Ryan]

It's phenomenal. I've been. I've mainly been using them to block out the haters.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh, okay.

[Ryan]

Hater blockers. Yeah. So they offer. Those are good fishing glasses too, Nicolas, the shaders.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And I actually think I'm gonna go get another couple pairs and keep one in my truck. And Keep one in my tackle box.

[Jared]

Smart.

[Ryan]

It's not a bad idea.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Never without it. It.

[Ryan]

Until the tackle box ones have to go to your truck because you forgot those in your other video. It's a.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's a chapstick, but that's a me problem. That's not a shame problem.

[Ryan]

Exactly.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

They're helping me as much as they possibly can able to get it. Get really high quality glasses for affordable price. So, guys, again, use code YBR, get 50 off. All right, folks, this next segment is Jared was. We were talking about ideas we could do on the podcast, and his prompt was, what do you guys. We could do something about? Like, the best thing about what? And I just wrote down the best thing about being a woman. The best thing about being a woman

[Tyler]

is the priority to have a little fun.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Fun.

[Jared]

Fun. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh.

[Jared]

Oh.

[Tyler]

Totally amazing.

[Ryan]

Economy me crazy eating me. You're being late.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That red shirt and short skirts. Oh, you guys are yelling so loud. Wow.

[Tyler]

We're into it.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

A trained music professional like me knows when you hit the high notes, you back away from the mic and the

[Tyler]

front

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

so it doesn't blow up people's eardrums. Headphone warning. And so I'll kick it off. I'll. I'll talk about, as a man in my 30s, what the best thing about being a woman is. I think the best thing about being a woman is not having to worry about if I'm gonna get to my destination ever. You know? Yes.

[Ryan]

Go on.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

My wife picks the vacation, but then once it's go time travel day, she's in the passenger seat, and she just knows that I'm going to get us to where we need to go. We're navigating the airport. She knows I'm going to know where the gate is. She knows that I'm going to get us there on time. That after we get to our destination, she doesn't have to worry about where the rental car company is. I just, I. I'm already there.

[Ryan]

She knows you love rental companies.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And so the best. I think the best part about being a woman is just not having to worry about getting to your destination.

[Jared]

You're not the number one traveler or whatever.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. You're not Traveler.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Lead travelers. That's a decent band name.

[Tyler]

Is this.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Is this segment coming off? Not good. Is that what. Is that what the reaction was after I said it?

[Jared]

No, it's great. That's great.

[Ryan]

Well, it's funny because I. I'm not like, I'm not 100 dependent on my wife, but I'm probably, like, 50, 60, dependent on her when it comes to travels.

[Tyler]

She's.

[Ryan]

She books everything.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I didn't say anything about the booking.

[Ryan]

Well, I e. Like booking the plane tickets to get us to said destination.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah, that's. I said that. My wife does that, but as soon as it's go time on travel day.

[Tyler]

Yeah. My job is to get us from A to B, and my wife is fully in charge of any documentation and the planning.

[Ryan]

Got it.

[Tyler]

So, like, if we got it, she's got the kids, birth certificates for the flights and all that.

[Jared]

She's the coach. You're the quarterback.

[Tyler]

Yes, exactly.

[Jared]

Yeah. You're running the office.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

I know my job, and I do it. I think one of the best things about being a woman is that she doesn't. My wife never has to face her fears and murder an innocuous bug or mouse.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That's true.

[Tyler]

I will do that for her if I want to. Or not.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. For me, it's. It's murdering foals.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I've been. You know, she never has to worry about stepping on a vole and taking its life.

[Jared]

Any update on the voles?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

They're still around.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It is kind of nice, though. They are starting to invade my neighbors now that I got more neighbors, and they're all starting to get annoyed with it. So, like, I'm like the guy in the neighborhood who's like, oh, God, Yeah. You think you got voles? Bad.

[Tyler]

Been there.

[Ryan]

Wait till winter time.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Back in my day in this neighborhood, I used to. All the voles, you guys got spread out through all your yards. They were all in my yard, and it was me versus them.

[Jared]

It kind of feels good that you. You're giving them a little bit of advice.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. So you're gonna want to do this, this, and this. If you do have some damage, don't worry. That'll grow back as long as they didn't get to the roots.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You know? Yeah.

[Tyler]

Like, it's the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So they just. The voles brought you and your neighbors together.

[Jared]

True.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That is true. But. Yeah. Or same thing. Yeah. Just you never have to face your fears because you can always just shove your husband in front of all the danger.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I'm the shield.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It sounds like someone broke in downstairs. How about run down there?

[Tyler]

Okay, honey, I. I'll sweep the house quick.

[Jared]

Had the gun. Bed for a reason.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I forgot about the.

[Tyler]

Hold on one second.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So I got a. I got a gun safe. Mounted the back of my nightstand, you know? And last night I got home and I was like, I. I think. I don't know if I remember the code.

[Tyler]

That's an issue.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So I actually had to run upstairs to make sure I remembered the cod.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Because I couldn't do, like, my. I couldn't do, like, my. My normal pin for, like, my credit card, which is what I would totally done. But there's not enough numbers on there.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And so I had to go make sure quick. I did have it.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But I did have a little panic mode. I'm like, that would suck. You get into a moment, you're like, what was it?

[Jared]

8008.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And an IRL password. You can't just click forgot password.

[Ryan]

No.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And then check your email and type in a new code.

[Ryan]

No.

[Tyler]

Life. Life hack. My move on anything that requires more than four digits is I just repeat the fourth digit until it fills it out.

[Jared]

Got it.

[Tyler]

So everything. I have the pin, and then I just repeat the four digit till it fills out the required amount of numbers.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I got a pretty good password going on. Just so you guys know. Okay. I can't tell you.

[Tyler]

It. It's high.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's pretty good. It's a pretty good password.

[Jared]

You got to trust me on this.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You got to trust me on this. It's a pretty good password. I don't think any of you guys could get into it.

[Ryan]

Sorry. I say it's my password. I'm being honest.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

What's up?

[Ryan]

It's probably the same as my password. If you're being. If I'm being Which is what? Well, I. I can't tell.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That was a test.

[Ryan]

I can't tell you. I. My. My p. I gotta.

[Tyler]

You guys just on this at the same time, say your passwords. Ready? One.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

How many letters? How many numbers?

[Tyler]

I mean, the four digits.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Okay, well, mine's six, so it's extra secure.

[Ryan]

Oh, is it? Mine's four.

[Tyler]

Wow.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I could get in that safe, no problem.

[Ryan]

I do have to put a reminder once a quarter. Once a quarter, I do open it just to make sure that everything's so good.

[Tyler]

I'm surprised you don't have a fingerprint one.

[Ryan]

I mean, I bought mine way back. I've had one of these things for a long time.

[Jared]

Miles has a retina one. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Which works great in the dark.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I haven't needed my ID on. My thing is actually a dick scanner

[Tyler]

humped up to the dresser. What are you doing? Getting my gun.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You have to drive the house,

[Jared]

you

[Tyler]

know, Play safe, quick.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I don't have that many dick pics floating around. There's a lot of pictures of my eyeballs. So to get in with the. And I honestly, I need to get a brown eye retina scanner because no one's got any photos of that. You know, that's maybe the most secure safe.

[Tyler]

Have you ever gotten a colonoscopy? Because they might.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

No, I haven't. You are right. Yeah.

[Ryan]

You got 15 years.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I'm gonna have to, like, make them sign, like, a hipaa. NDA. Extra security just so I can't get into my gun safe at home.

[Jared]

Gotta trust him.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Trust them. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Just.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Just trust it. Just trust it.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Hey, you consider yourself lucky. Not everyone gets to see this brown eye. I'm entrusting you with my guns.

[Ryan]

You're like, I haven't even.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Honey, there's an intruder. Okay, hold on. Go up to it. You spread the cheeks. All right, let's go sweep the house.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Before you sleep naked.

[Ryan]

Before you sweep the house. Then wipe your butt. Okay.

[Tyler]

Miles didn't do a good job, and the safe rejects him. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Too many dingleberries. Try again.

[Tyler]

Butthole not accepted.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Please comb the hair. Try again.

[Tyler]

Anal scan incomplete.

[Ryan]

Please use a Clorox wipe.

[Tyler]

We recommend bleaching.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Recently bleached butthole. Please try again. We are looking for brown. Yeah, it's like. It's like your scanner learns how your butthole changes over time.

[Ryan]

Please remove brown shiny objects.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Please remove all metal shiny objects.

[Ryan]

Please remove all.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Try again.

[Ryan]

Please remove all jewelry.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Hemorrhoid detected. Please scan again. Please confirm that you have a hemorrhoid.

[Tyler]

Do I. Oh, yeah. Good looking out. Thanks, Scanner. Hopefully I don't get shot in this home invasion.

[Ryan]

Well, he's better. Yeah, he's in the pantry. He's really. No, that's fine.

[Jared]

Yeah, he's a good shot in the head. With your pants.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Your butthole being scanned by your gun

[Ryan]

safe with a butt plug in.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So the.

[Ryan]

So the lead investigator doesn't know if you were taking it out or putting it in.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's just.

[Ryan]

It's a mystery, you know?

[Jared]

Cold case.

[Ryan]

That's a cold case.

[Tyler]

Holy.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah, I mean, my wife doesn't have to worry about that.

[Ryan]

No. No, she doesn't.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

What about you, Ryan? What do you think the best thing about being a woman, besides the prerogative to have a little fun?

[Ryan]

I'd say one of the best things about being a woman is, like, just having the opportunity to get all the drinks, all your drinks bought for you at the bar.

[Tyler]

That's.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. Just even Having the opportunity.

[Ryan]

Correct. Yes.

[Tyler]

We only have that if we go to specific bars on. On specific nights of the week.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Or like on business or something.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah. I was saying going on gay night is our only chance.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Men's night.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, men's night.

[Jared]

You know, June's a great month.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it is. I'm only drinking in June, so I

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

get my tag as a guy. The only way you're guaranteed to get a free drink is if your buddy just got a hole in water one.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yep. Correct.

[Tyler]

You know, like we will get free drinks in other scenarios, but there's. That's the only guarantee.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Guaranteed.

[Ryan]

But the free drinks that we get are probably because we bought somebody else a drink, you know. Yeah, it's more of a. It's a 50, 50 split type deal.

[Tyler]

All gals at least have the chance.

[Ryan]

There's the chance, definitely.

[Jared]

Best thing about being a woman is you don't have to worry about like moving furniture. Anything heavy, like moving day is not an issue for you. Correct. At all.

[Tyler]

That's another one of the quarterback coach situation.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

My wife tells me what she wants and where she wants it.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

The one time I did rope my wife into moving a couch with me. We were carrying it and I kind of jerked it one way and slipped out of her hands and hit her foot. You might have been there.

[Ryan]

I think I remember that maybe.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And I just threw gasoline on the fire immediately after it happened. She was like. And I go, honey, are you hurt or are you scared? She didn't love that. Weren't you there for that Tyler or something?

[Tyler]

It sounds like Ryan wasn't.

[Ryan]

No, I think I remember you telling me about it, though.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It wasn't good.

[Tyler]

Where was it? Was it here?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So I don't recommend if your wife gets hurt with something. Don't ask her if she's hurt or she's scared.

[Ryan]

What are you supposed to do in that situation? Like if you need help moving something, you get. What do you got? Go get a neighbor.

[Tyler]

No, my wife will help me. If she's the. If the only available.

[Ryan]

Do you want her to though? Is that. That's the question.

[Tyler]

If I'm in a mood of. Get shit done. Yes. I just want her to over communicate. Like if you need to set it down, you tell me. Because I don't want the dropping situation because I'll get more upset if we have to stop and we wreck the wall because we dropped the couch.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That is true, though. They do get out of moving stuff.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

That's my theory. That why they buy so much stuff is because they don't have to move it later. When I. When we buy a big piece of furniture, my first thought is, like, I'm gonna have to move this.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Right?

[Tyler]

You hate moving.

[Jared]

I hate moving.

[Ryan]

100.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And it's the same thing as. Like, when you're a kid, you're not worried about how long. How long as showers you're taking or leaving the lights on because you're not the one paying for it. Now, as a doll, you're worried about that.

[Jared]

Exactly.

[Ryan]

My wife loves buying with the idea that there's a decent chance she might return it. Like, she bought a p. Like a. She bought a. A patio table with six chairs and it hadn't even been delivered. And she goes, I think I found a better color. So I ordered that one, and we can just return this one. And I go, who's going to return this one?

[Jared]

Who's we?

[Ryan]

Who? Yeah, who's we? Me. And then the second one comes in. She's like, I don't know if I like this one either. And I said, well, you better learn to like it.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I don't. I've. I don't think maybe in my life, I've personally returned, like, two things. Like, if I've. If I screw myself on a sale, I'm just living with it. My wife will. She'll go to the store and return shit all the time. Not me. I'm not a returner.

[Ryan]

I can't.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I'm not a returner either. You guys know that about me. When we first started doing yeti videos, I'm like, I'll just buy it. It and return it.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah, the tags. Half of them still.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And now I just have a full closet full of yeti products that I never returned.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I. I like. I take. I feel like I take my time when it comes to a decision like that. Like something that I'm buying that is large in size or a lot of money, for sure. So there. Then there's no returning it because I've already done my research.

[Tyler]

I remember every option. I remember in high school, I bought a pair of wrestling shoes that were too small, and I just waited until they stretched out. So I just. So I just wrestled, like, an entire season in shoes that were too small for me because I didn't want to go return them for a bigger size.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That's crazy.

[Jared]

Did it affect your ability to wrestle?

[Tyler]

No, I don't think so.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Maybe my feet hurt for, like, a month.

[Ryan]

I believe it.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Till they stretched out.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I still got them. It's a good pair of shoes.

[Ryan]

You should have slit. You should have slit, like, each side so your big toe stuck out and your little toe stuck.

[Tyler]

Yeah. That have been intimidating. It had confused and distracted my opponent. Like, what the fuck's he got going on?

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. That would have been kind of cool, actually.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I think another. I think one of the best things about being a woman is you can just, like, ding up a car and just not be worried about it. Like, you can just scrape your rim on the curb and just be like, oopsie Daisies and just move on with your life. Whereas if I'm doing that, I'm thinking about it, I'm like, God, I gotta get that fixed. Where am I gonna get a new. Another rim? How much is this gonna cost? And I think the. Honestly, to boil this all down, like, I think the best thing about being a woman is you can just have a case of the Oopsy Daisies and just move on.

[Ryan]

It's a decent bad name.

[Tyler]

Case of the Oopsy Daisies.

[Ryan]

Oopsy Daisies.

[Jared]

Oopsy Dais.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You know, like, check bad. You just. You just. You just buy two sets of patio furniture, and if neither of them work, you can just be like, oopsie Daisies. Take that back.

[Jared]

Could leave the hose out all day.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I think I'm so jealous of women that I'm so jealous that women get to use the Oopsie Daisies excuse for everything that.

[Tyler]

That's even prevalent. Like, my sisters growing up. Up. If we made identical mistakes, even for the repercussions from dad, like, it was an Oopsie Daisies for them. For me, it was like, you idiot.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You're a piece of.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you're. How could you not figure that out? She's like, oh, sorry. I did the same thing that she did.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. It's like, oh, I spent $300 at Target oopsie Daisies. And I come home with a saw, and it's like, what do you do? We need that saw. I can't just be like, oopsie Daisies.

[Tyler]

I rem.

[Ryan]

My credit card just slipped out of my pocket when I had this saw in my hand at the checkout and it accidentally hit the tip.

[Jared]

Yeah. It's tough to pay now. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Ten years ago, I was leaning up against the counter and my wallet accidentally bumped against the. The thing and. And made the chip go off.

[Tyler]

I remember I went over my texting limit. Remember when we had a limit on the amount of text? We could say, yeah, I went way over one month, and my dad was pissed.

[Ryan]

You remember how many it was?

[Tyler]

It was probably like 200 texts a month or something.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Went over by like, 2,000.

[Jared]

Thousand. Hi, dad.

[Ryan]

Well, that's how.

[Tyler]

That was my limit. And I went way over it. And I remember my dad being like, I'm cut your fingers off. Like, he obviously wasn't gonna, but he was just spitting mad.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Talk about the empty thread of all empty threats. Yeah.

[Tyler]

And then my little sister, that would be.

[Ryan]

Why are you gonna split wood with that?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That would be way worse for him in the long run.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

He can't make you do any chores. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And my little sister. My youngest sister goes over her text limit. He's like, we'll just switch to unlimited.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's a classic Oopsie daisy. Sorry, dad.

[Ryan]

One time, my wife sent 15,000 texts in a month.

[Tyler]

My God. To you?

[Ryan]

No, no, this is pre.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

This is pre. Oh, what? To some other guy?

[Ryan]

I don't know. She was 12, I think.

[Jared]

Long time ago.

[Tyler]

That's an insane amount of communication at 12.

[Ryan]

I know.

[Tyler]

I know.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. Oopsie daisies.

[Ryan]

Oopsies.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. To be like, God, yeah. Yeah. Like, I'll get into my wife's car, and it is a mess. I'm like. And like, let's. Let's clean this. Oopsie daisies. I spilt this chocolate shake all over the seat. Oopsie daisies. You're like. Like,

[Jared]

fabric.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Couldn't you. It's leather. It just wipes right up. You're like, yeah, but wouldn't it. You could have ran a napkin through instead of letting it bake in the car and stick to the thing. And now we got to get this thing professionally detailed.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I did run a napkin through it. That's in the back seat.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Is there a pile of oopsy Daisy napkins back here? She's like, yep. Oopsy daisies.

[Jared]

The.

[Tyler]

The oopsy daisy napkins are plastered to the door.

[Jared]

Now they're stuck.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Honey, where's the hub cap on your car?

[Jared]

Car.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh, yeah, that is gone.

[Tyler]

Oh, well.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oopsie daisies.

[Tyler]

I thought I heard something rattling. No, I'll give my. I'm. I'm pretty bad at ignoring problems on a vehicle.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Like, I don't run into anything, but I'll hear a noise that I know shouldn't be a thing and be like, maybe if I ignore, it'll go away.

[Ryan]

Yeah, maybe if I put headphones on, it'll go away.

[Tyler]

And then my wife is like, we need to bring this into the shop right now. Like, we. Now we can wait a little bit to see if it's actually serious.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Maybe that's a more accurate statement. In every relationship, there's one person who has a case of the oopsie daisies and the other person is worried about it.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And just turns out that Tyler's a woman.

[Tyler]

I mean, I am the woman. I am the oopsie daisies. I don't cause accidents, though. I don't like running to the car or a poll.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I will have to say there are some times in this company where Tyler is pulling a lot of oopsie daisies. Like oopsie daisies. I forgot to just post that to Instagram today.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That was communication error.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

See, Oopsie Daisies is a communication error.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but think about all the times I've posted stuff without you even knowing I was supposed to post stuff. It's just handled.

[Ryan]

That's true.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's true.

[Ryan]

Manhandled.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But yeah, just Oopsie daisies.

[Ryan]

Whoopsies.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh, Jared, you got another segment for us.

[Jared]

Yes. Boots versus shoes.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Okay, I remember this segment now, so I'll describe it a little bit better.

[Jared]

Yeah. If I. If you.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Boots versus shoes. No, we were.

[Tyler]

Think I'm team boots.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

We were talking in the office about how there are. There's boots projects and there's boots activities in life, and then there's like tennis shoes or Crocs activities in life. It's probably three. There's probably boots activities. There's shoe. Regular tennis shoes activities, and there's Crocs activities, and you have a list of different activities and we have to decide what you use it for.

[Jared]

Correct.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Are some. Are they going to be easy or this going to be kind of hard?

[Jared]

It's a mixed bag.

[Ryan]

All right.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

We're gonna find out.

[Jared]

Some are really specific. Some are pretty general.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I think we could. It's fair to say that podcasting is a Crocs activity based off of what we got going on today.

[Jared]

Gotta be comfortable.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So.

[Tyler]

Yep, Miles has crocs and Ryan and I have croc off before. Yeah, I gotta get it 35 times.

[Jared]

How's that going, Tyler, by the way?

[Tyler]

Good. Numbers are. Numbers are on track.

[Jared]

Okay, good.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Can we get a peep at your punch card?

[Tyler]

I think the number's high enough now. Where it's weird to talk about.

[Ryan]

Can we get a peep at your. The notes app on your.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You had to do 35.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So, yeah, like 25.

[Tyler]

We're. We're right on pace, which is like.

[Ryan]

You see the Notes app.

[Tyler]

Look it up.

[Ryan]

No, I know it's in the note. It's got to be in the Notes app. Just count the check marks really quick.

[Tyler]

It's. It's loading.

[Ryan]

And so if you.

[Tyler]

22.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

22.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I don't know about you, Tyler. I'm feeling 22. You were definitely feeling 22 not too long ago. Probably yesterday.

[Tyler]

Two days ago, I think.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Okay. Two days ago, Tyler was feeling Saturday.

[Tyler]

Had a busy day yesterday.

[Ryan]

It's a good Saturday.

[Tyler]

I mean, not all of these are cranking.

[Jared]

Sure.

[Tyler]

You know, like, get rid of the kids. That number counts. Oh, the kids out of the house. Like, that number still counts to my

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

total, you know, but didn't we discuss that? We don't want to risk you having another child.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but there are other ways that I learned about out from the doctor. I didn't know about them ahead of time.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh, is it the technique called pulling out?

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's one of them. They taught me about condoms, which are really cool. I don't know if you know. I know what those are.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You've been using a condom lately?

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's not fun. It sucks. I have August 7th circle. They're lame.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh, man.

[Ryan]

Short term pain for long term gain, though. Y.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh, okay.

[Jared]

Good update.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That is actually a very good update. Good to know.

[Ryan]

What if there are some left over in the box when. When you're all said, what then?

[Tyler]

What do you do with Marketplace or something?

[Ryan]

You resell?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

No. You do water balloon.

[Tyler]

4. 4 unused condoms.

[Ryan]

Water balloons.

[Tyler]

5 bucks OBO.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You could do a giveaway. Tyler's unused condoms giveaway.

[Ryan]

That'd be. That would be a great giveaway. Actually.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

We do a Patreon tier. Thousand dollar Patreon to your first person to do it gets Tyler's unused condoms.

[Tyler]

I don't know when the last time you guys bought do you know? I think we talked about this. You have any idea how hard it is to buy fucking condoms now?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

No.

[Ryan]

On Amazon or something?

[Tyler]

No, I went to the store to buy them. They're in a locked case. And you have.

[Ryan]

I think his kids are probably stealing them.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You have to ring a doorbell, but let them steal.

[Ryan]

Right.

[Tyler]

If there's getting. If you're gonna let kids.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

If you go to plan parody, you can just. They got like a bowl of like, it's, you know, like they have like a bowl of like mints and a bank. They got just like a bowl of Those suck, though.

[Jared]

Like, they really suck.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

They all Suck.

[Ryan]

Well, go to a truck stop. I think you got them for like 50 cents.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And they come in a square package.

[Ryan]

Yeah, truck stop, it's just fine.

[Tyler]

But I is literally under lock and key. And I. I rang the doorbell. The first person comes and helps and like, yeah, I don't have a key for this. I'm like, well, why did I just wait for 10 minutes? Minutes? Then they're like, let me go get somebody else. I was in the store for 35 minutes just to buy rubbers.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But was it worth it?

[Tyler]

Well, we'll see.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Well, no, I mean, the, the activity was worth it. Did you have fun?

[Tyler]

Yeah, I did. It was fun. It wasn't as good as it could have been, right?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Jesus.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we should do the.

[Ryan]

We. We got to do that. We got to do the giveaway way.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Well, that's if he has any left over.

[Jared]

That's true.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That's very true. It's.

[Jared]

You can sign them too.

[Ryan]

XL size box.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Or I'll 36 pack or what?

[Tyler]

He was like 20ish. Okay, 24.

[Ryan]

And how many days we got left?

[Tyler]

We're little over like a month and

[Ryan]

a half, so about 45 days. Yeah, we might. Yeah, there may be one left. The Golden Cedar Y.

[Jared]

And they're magnums too, right?

[Tyler]

Yeah, well, they're double magnums. That's why they're under lock and key.

[Ryan]

They really got to make sure that they're selling these to the right person.

[Tyler]

That's why that. That there's two X's and an S. Because they're extra, extra super.

[Jared]

Yeah,

[Ryan]

We got to do the autograph giveaway.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Tell the truth. They're Lego size.

[Tyler]

Well, I told them that I wanted the extra, extra super one, so they got me two X's and an S. Xxs.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Xxs.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Back to the segment.

[Jared]

First one is mowing the lawn.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh, I think mowing the lawn's a tennis shoe.

[Tyler]

We'll go a question. Push mowing or riding? Because I think that changes it big time.

[Ryan]

I don't think you foresaw that.

[Jared]

Didn't foresee that. We'll do push mowing.

[Tyler]

That's tennis shoes.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I think tennis shoes. The wider the tennis shoe, the better you want. You can't be walking away without painting your shoes green, you know? See, I. I don't like grass getting in my Crocs.

[Ryan]

I'll push. I mean, you can see there's a green tint on these babies. I'll push mowing these babies. But at the same time, I also think it matters if you're bagging or if you're mulching, belching. Because if you're bagging, you're gonna have to be standing on top all the clippings to dump the rest out.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So you're going with what?

[Ryan]

So I'm gonna go with. I think I'm gonna go crocs all through and through.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I'm going crocs on a rider, tennis shoes on a push.

[Ryan]

I think you could be more agile in crocs, is what I guess what I'm saying these things anyways. The crocodile, the croc offs.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I disagree with that.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You're saying that you're more agile and crocs than you are tennis shoes like these things. So you think that like NBA players should be wearing that over tennis shoes?

[Ryan]

No, there's not the support for NBA type play, but there's more agile. Agile meaning, like, I can like cut this way, cut that way. I can get around a tree quick. Okay. So because I'm not going to be wearing Kobe's if I'm mowing. Law.

[Jared]

I've just pictured you like jogging while you're pushing.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I mean, you're objectively just going in a straight line the whole time you're mowing.

[Ryan]

I also go. These are just more comfortable, in my opinion. So.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Ryan]

I like to, I do like when the grass pokes through the little holes because it also is a form of ground.

[Tyler]

It likes a little tickle.

[Jared]

There's a little bit of ground.

[Ryan]

It's a form of grounding.

[Tyler]

It's, it's like you're micro dosing grounding.

[Ryan]

Because if you don't have any shoes at all, what if you step in dog?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Well, we're not arguing barefoot. What I thought this is going to

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

be a pretty straightforward.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah. We're one in.

[Ryan]

So I, Yeah, I'll go these through and through. Crocs.

[Jared]

Croc offs.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Jared]

Country music festival. It's 90 degrees and real humid.

[Tyler]

Dude. I, I, I'm going crocs.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. I mean, I've done this in crocs. We went to CMA Fest once and I was in shorts, T shirt and Crocs.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Now.

[Tyler]

And it's not on country music to be wearing crocs.

[Ryan]

No.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I mean, I also went to We Fest last year and wore boots when it was pretty hot out.

[Ryan]

It was really fucking hot that day. Mm.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So I've done both. I think that I felt like I was into the concert more if I was wearing boots. So I'm gonna go boots.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Even. Because you can wear jorts with it, you know you can.

[Jared]

Can.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So I think you got to be wearing boots at a country concert, though.

[Ryan]

Cut off tea.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Cut off tea. Maybe some jorts.

[Jared]

The Big jug. You get

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

the Big Gulp.

[Jared]

The Big Gulp.

[Tyler]

I think. I think for me, indoor country music boots, outdoor crocs, which I know is counterintuitive, but that makes sense to me.

[Jared]

Yeah, I like that.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that checks. No, I think I'm gonna have to go tennies because I also don't. I. I don't own a pair of cowboy boots.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You can wear regular boots.

[Jared]

I thought you bought some in Nashville.

[Ryan]

No, my wife wouldn't let me.

[Jared]

That's right.

[Ryan]

Yeah, she wouldn't let me.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You know what this is? This isn't just cowboy boot. This is regular.

[Ryan]

Well, I'm thinking country music festival cowboy boots is probably the move.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

But odds are I'm gonna be wearing. I'm gonna be wearing shorts. I can't pull off boots and shorts

[Tyler]

at some country music festivals. You can.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I've been doing it.

[Ryan]

Some people can. Some people have that look, though, where they can. I. I don't think I can.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I've just been rocking white high socks with, like, high top boots. Said it.

[Jared]

I think you need a bigger build to pull off the jorts and boots.

[Ryan]

Thank you.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That's crazy.

[Ryan]

I mean, I have a decent.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It actually feels good because, like, every other style always looks better on a skinnier person. But that, like, makes me feel good that us bigger guys have something that looks better on us than skinny guys.

[Jared]

Right.

[Ryan]

And I'm decently built. Let's not forget about that. But yeah, it's. I'm going to be a tennis guy in this situation.

[Jared]

That's fair.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You're decently built. You are, Ryan. You're so decently built.

[Ryan]

He's decent built.

[Jared]

Picking wild asparagus on Tyler's property.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I mean, I think it's kind of a vibe to go shoeless, but that's not one of the options. I think I go crocs anytime I'm doing something with nature like that. I think I.

[Ryan]

If I'm a nature, I'm wearing boots.

[Tyler]

Honestly, though, it's just where my wild asparagus is. Boots are overkill. You don't need them.

[Ryan]

Really?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Am I going to be stepping on any, like, hard classic.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Never picked wild asparagus. He has no idea.

[Ryan]

No. Because nobody will share their spots.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

He has no idea what to wear. What an absolute wild asparagus noob over here.

[Ryan]

I'M more of a mushrooms guy anyway.

[Tyler]

Morels boots isn't bad for that, then.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I. I. With the situation that Jared laid out, I think I have to go boots.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I'm going Crocs.

[Jared]

Okay. It's a home game for you, so that's more com. You know where everything is.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can walk right to it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Worry about stepping in these standing water thistles.

[Ryan]

Yeah, thistles. That'll suck.

[Jared]

Yeah. Campfire.

[Tyler]

I. Dude, I think I'm crocs on all of these, too.

[Jared]

Crocs. Okay.

[Tyler]

There's nothing better than popping off a croc and letting the dogs heat up.

[Ryan]

Croc off.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Have you ever, like, also, like, see what limit you can push on how far you can go until your croc

[Tyler]

melts a little bit? Yeah.

[Ryan]

It's a little gooey, and it doesn't really matter if they melt a little bit.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

No.

[Jared]

You're like 10 beers deep. You're like, I want to see all four.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Or I'm 10 beers deep, and I forget that I got my feet up by the fire.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I want to see what color.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And then I'm burning. I get up to go take a piss, and my, like, I'm, like, squishing into the ground more.

[Ryan]

You're just reforming it is what you're doing.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's like putting your. Putting your baseball mitt underneath the mattress with a ball in it, and it's. You're just breaking it.

[Ryan]

Yeah. It's like. It's like forming a new mouth guard before season.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That's right. Just forming your Crocs.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Feed dinner at Texas Roadhouse.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I mean, I'll go. I'll go. I mean, honestly, I take. If you're. If you're here, your family, and that's kind of the motto of Texas Roadhouse, so it doesn't really matter what you wear in my mind, but I think I'll go. Boots logo.

[Tyler]

I think I'm crocs again. I think I'm gonna pick crocs for all of them.

[Ryan]

Well, I think it depends on if it's your birthday or not. And if you're riding the saddle.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's true. So if you're riding the saddle, you think you gotta be wearing boots.

[Ryan]

For sure.

[Jared]

For sure.

[Ryan]

You gotta be.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You can't be caught on the saddle with crocs on.

[Ryan]

No. Because then you're just a. You're just a crocs. Yeah. But any other situation, I think probably teny. Yeah.

[Jared]

Bachelor party in Nashville

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

during the day. Crocs evening Boots.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I think it's a combo. I'm actually not. Not doing too many tennis shoes here.

[Ryan]

No, I don't think you have done tennis yet.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Just mowing the lawn.

[Ryan]

Oh yeah. I think I. I think I also have to go boots but I would have to buy said boots down in Nashville fill. So it's all dependent on if my wife would let me see.

[Tyler]

We would.

[Jared]

The balls are in her court.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's always have so many stipulations.

[Tyler]

But just get some and then tell her you're planning on returning it.

[Ryan]

That's a good point.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So much.

[Ryan]

So I'll go with boots.

[Jared]

Yeah, you return the boots like the last day like before you go to the airport.

[Tyler]

Yeah, like the, the first time we went to Nashville, I wore boots every day the whole. The whole trip. And then the next two times I wore crocs the entire trip. Trip. So I'm going crocs again.

[Ryan]

Cozy.

[Tyler]

Anything that's. Anytime it's warm, I'm pretty much going to go crocs.

[Jared]

5 mile hike in the woods.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I'm going to go tennis shoe.

[Tyler]

Really? Me too.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Five miles. Those boots get heavy unless. And I'm just not going to buy light hiking boots. So I'm just got my work boots. I'm going tennis shoes.

[Tyler]

Okay, me too. For the same reasons I'm going boot.

[Ryan]

I'm gonna go boots because I can get off the beaten path and I can take it. I. I can go more in a straight line at my destination than I can switch back in.

[Tyler]

You can do that in tennis shoes if you want.

[Ryan]

Yeah. But terrain wise, I think it depends. Are we in a Hawaii? So are we in a Hawaii?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Regardless, you're going five miles. Even if you take shortcuts. You just have to go longer.

[Jared]

Sure.

[Tyler]

It'd just be a harder five miles

[Ryan]

if you're going straight five miles by trail. Three miles by. By where the queen.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You can't change the amount of three miles where the crow flies every single one.

[Ryan]

I'm going boots. I because I have some light hiking boots.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Tyler]

That's helpful. Yeah, I would. My answer would probably change if I had hiking designated boots.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Next one is the scenario is playing basketball. And then, then Ryan's like, well, do I have a. A brand sponsorship with a boot company that requires me to wear boots at all times? Because if so then I'm going boots.

[Tyler]

Is the basketball court in an uneven terrain in the desert?

[Jared]

Is it by chance a dirt court?

[Ryan]

Because then I'm wearing tennis. Probably. Okay. No changes on this next one. For me?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Changing the oil in your car, in your garage.

[Ryan]

That's an easy one.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I, I could be caught in any of these doing that. Yeah, I could be caught doing anything in my garage in any sort. But I think I'd like to do it in boots.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I think if it's a planned activity like I set out to do this and it wasn't just like a spur of the moment, like, oh, I should do this, this. I'm gonna wear boots. If I'm planning ahead, catch me in

[Ryan]

crocs, change the oil.

[Jared]

How about that?

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Catch me in Crocs. How about that? They're rubber. I mean so if you get, if you spill a little oil on them, you just wipe it right off.

[Jared]

But they're made.

[Ryan]

Yeah, exactly.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Could be good boot conditioner though.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Invited to a wedding.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was gonna, I was gonna change something, but I didn't.

[Jared]

Okay. Invited to a wedding and the groom that you know is a rancher. The wedding invites had horseshoes on them.

[Tyler]

Boots, boots. 100% boots.

[Jared]

Court ordered cleaning ditches.

[Tyler]

Ditches get pretty wet, so I'm going to go with boots.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You would know that cuz you've had court ordered.

[Tyler]

I have a ditch, so I have experience.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Never had to do court ordered ditch cleaning.

[Tyler]

No, not court ordered.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

How about you, Ryan?

[Ryan]

No.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

See here's the thing. If it's core ordered, I might try and like be able to get out of it a little bit if my feet get wet, you know, so I might go tennis shoes. You know, it's like, oh, I just stepped in this huge puddle. I gotta go pop my. Gotta dry it all out. You guys keep going one, you know, but if I'm still there, but probably boots.

[Jared]

Boots.

[Ryan]

I'm going boots too. Crocs might be a decent move because then you get done quicker. But if you're, if you're going by the hour then you know. Yeah.

[Jared]

And you're microdosing ground.

[Tyler]

Yeah. If it's court order, it's just you got need to fill X hours so you want to go slow as possible.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So yeah, give me shoes I want. Let me soak those suckers up. That's a good stipulation to get back to shoes.

[Jared]

And if you're wearing Crocs, you might like slice your foot open with like a pop can and then you get out of a. Cleaning the ditches.

[Tyler]

Oh, you get a furlough to go to the doctor.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Loophole.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Jared]

Going to a Friday fish fry in a small town.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I'm be crocked up.

[Ryan]

Are we assuming this is summertime?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

If it's summertime. If it's wintertime, I'm going boots.

[Tyler]

I have winter crocs.

[Jared]

It's more of like a Lent fish fry Friday.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Which is like April ish my March.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You probably catch me in crocs.

[Ryan]

Catch me in a pair of boots.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Probably catch me in crocs. How about that?

[Ryan]

Because I'll be wearing jeans more than likely.

[Jared]

Last one getting the mail quick. But there's around 6 inches of snow in your driveway.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Crocs.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You just let your feet go numb a little bit.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Fastest thing to slip on.

[Ryan]

That's correct.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Anything I can. And if I am going boots, they're not getting tied.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah. Slip on the rubbers.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. But Tyler likes doing that now with the rubbers.

[Tyler]

I don't.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But you gotta. I still have to put my finger in the loop and pull on them.

[Ryan]

You need some mock boots like mid calf. Yeah. Toes go straight down, just boom, right in.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Because every mud boot muck boots that you're talking about, I gotta like bend over and grab and stick it in there.

[Ryan]

No.

[Tyler]

Yeah, the just chore boots. Basically. Like.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yep.

[Tyler]

15 bucks.

[Ryan]

We gotta get you a pair.

[Tyler]

Good pair of cheapos.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I. I have those.

[Ryan]

But you gotta. You have to pull them so it's an extra step.

[Tyler]

You just don't think you've had a good pair.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. Or I'm just buying them too small or something.

[Ryan]

Could be.

[Jared]

Maybe it's like Tyler like shoes.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I feel like every pair waiting for

[Tyler]

him to stretch out.

[Jared]

I've had to like, he never gets the mail.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Do the final little like boom to

[Ryan]

get your heel in. Yeah. And you might be able to like run to the, like run to the mailbox because yours are like a little tighter, more agile. Mine might be a little bit looser, which is why I can slip.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So you're saying I gotta get myself a size up. Just a huge pair of boots.

[Ryan]

You size up. Yeah. Go. If you're Normally, you know, 15, get a 16. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Well, it's more like 18 or 19 boots for scale.

[Ryan]

Let's give you a lot of crap. 15 or 60.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Is that your last one, Jared? Now one loophole that I thought we were ever going to get to is they have croc boots. Have you ever seen those?

[Ryan]

No.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And I think that you can wear those in all these scenarios.

[Tyler]

You're kind of a gimmick. They look like cowboy boots, but they're made out of crocs.

[Ryan]

Got it.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

They're not kind of a gimmick teller.

[Tyler]

Okay, sorry.

[Jared]

They're real.

[Tyler]

They're like. They look exactly like Miles's, but then they have the top is cowboy boot.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

They're pretty sweet. I want a pair.

[Jared]

We're in Nashville.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Then we don't. This segment doesn't even exist.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's the case.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Croc boot.

[Tyler]

It's the top.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Crocs is going to enter the comments, say, we already settled this debate, dumbass. Dumbass.

[Ryan]

Whoopsies. Also whoopsie daisies.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

If you're Crocs and you're listening, one, we'd like to do a sponsorship.

[Jared]

Dude steal.

[Tyler]

I'll ditch these crock offs in two seconds.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But two, you can go ahead and steal catch me in Crocs. How about that? Yep, you guys can steal that. As long as in all your ad campaigns, you put an asterisk next to it and just say, presented by you

[Jared]

radio or inspired by.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Inspired.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's like in conjunction with.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

This phrase was designed in Fargo, North Dakota by You bet your radio. It's like Apple saying that their stuff was designed in California even though it's all made overseas.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Those are. These are stipulations.

[Jared]

Balls of your court.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Balls in your court. You know what? Actually, no, we're not. We don't. We're not going to negotiate on this.

[Jared]

Are you calling them terrorists?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

No, I didn't say that.

[Jared]

I asked.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I'm trying to do a negotiation tactic, Jared, where I say I refuse to negotiate, which makes them want to negotiate harder.

[Jared]

Gotcha.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So we're not going to negotiate with Crocs.

[Tyler]

I didn't really even want to anyway.

[Ryan]

No. I'll go barefoot.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Is that it?

[Jared]

Jared, I got a fun fact.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Hey, why do you have a fun fact?

[Ryan]

Wait, hang on.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Isn't Tyler supposed to have a fun fact?

[Jared]

You can. Yeah, I've just come prepared.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I like that.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I'll get it.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I like that. That's why you're our fact guy.

[Jared]

Sue me for being prepared.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. Do you have a fact?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Do you actually tell her yes.

[Ryan]

No, he doesn't.

[Tyler]

I do. I'm reading it to you right now.

[Ryan]

Ready?

[Tyler]

Like Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Brian Hoyer all have a Super bowl ring from the Patriots and never played a down of football. Hoyer being Brady's backup at the time. Trump's was a gift from Robert Kraft and Putin stole Robert Kraft's actual ring and let him. When he let him try it on.

[Ryan]

On Interesting he stole it and never gave it back.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Jared]

It's messed up.

[Ryan]

It is.

[Tyler]

So there's three Patriots rings running around out there. Unknown.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Why are we throwing Brian Hoyer in this?

[Ryan]

He's one of the guys who has a Super bowl ring without playing it

[Tyler]

down a football for the Patriots.

[Ryan]

He didn't play it down that entire season.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But was he on the team?

[Tyler]

He was, yeah, but he never played.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah, I get that. But still, he's on team. He practiced and.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but, like, he was.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Brian Hoyer's like. Yeah, you're just a normal civilian with a Super Bowl.

[Jared]

You're like a dictator in Russia.

[Tyler]

It's just like, you need to complete the triplet. And Brian Hoyer is the funniest version of that.

[Ryan]

Sure.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah. He deserves it, too. He played for the Browns.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I mean, if we're doing that, a lot of teams, there's gotta be someone from that team that sold their ring on ebay, and so some random guy in Pittsburgh has it for sure.

[Tyler]

But they're not that cool when you compare to Putin, Trump, and Hoyer, the

[Jared]

big three,

[Ryan]

Mount Rushmore of Super bowl ranks. For people who have never played it

[Tyler]

down to football, we need one more.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I mean, vitality. There's so many practice squad guys that got super bowl rings and never played them down. Right. Don't they get super bowl rings?

[Jared]

I think it's team by team, but yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So it's.

[Tyler]

Well, you're hung up on Hoyer. The cool ones are Putin and Trump.

[Ryan]

I like the fact.

[Tyler]

Thank you. It was solid.

[Jared]

Fine.

[Ryan]

Because I didn't know that Putin stole that ring.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah, I knew about that.

[Jared]

That.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

What was your fact, Jared?

[Jared]

To make nacho cheese, an emulsifier is used to stop the proteins and the fats from separating as the cheese cools down, which keeps the cheese creamy and dippable. The emulsifier used is sodium citrate. Citrate, which has a chemical formula of N, A, C, H, Ho. Nacho.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

No way.

[Tyler]

That's a way better fact.

[Ryan]

Really?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

No way. So which came first, the nacho or the sodium sulfate sulfurate? Whatever it was, it's citrate. Is that why it's called nacho?

[Tyler]

Has to be, because we don't call them nacho chips. They're tortilla chips.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Isn't nacho. Isn't that Spanish?

[Jared]

So I'm assuming. I didn't foresee that.

[Ryan]

Nacho libre.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but I don't. I don't know how accurate nacho libre is.

[Ryan]

So it's sodium citrate. Libre is what you're saying?

[Jared]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Wait, what is it actually. What is that? What it actually is?

[Jared]

Sodium citrate.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Why are you saying libre?

[Ryan]

It's like nacho libre.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Got it.

[Tyler]

Got it.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Where is. Where does.

[Tyler]

Okay. Nacho is a. It has nothing to do with cheese, though. It's like a nickname for, like, when you would call it, like, Jonathan, you'd call him John. It's that Nacho is the nickname for Ignacio.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's. That doesn't seem right. How did nachos become nachos?

[Ryan]

Really? Yeah, Ignacio.

[Jared]

So why are nachos named Nacho?

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's got to be because of the. This thing.

[Ryan]

Not because it's called Nacho Cheese. Cheese.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

And on nachos, I think it's just.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But if that's the reason why it's nacho cheese, that's. That is one of the most insane facts you've done on this.

[Tyler]

Oh, Ignacio, Nacho, Anya on Ananya.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Okay, so named after a guy whose nickname was Nacho.

[Jared]

It was just a coincidence.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Just a coinky dink.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

That's a cool coincidence, huh?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's not a coincidence. It's a quinky dink.

[Tyler]

Sorry.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Next week, let's do a segment on is it a coincidence or is it a quinky dink? Okay.

[Ryan]

That's a good, fun fact.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That is. That was a great fact. Tyler stunk compared to that one.

[Tyler]

That was. That was one of the funnest facts you've had.

[Jared]

Brought the heat.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You did all right.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Is that it? Jared, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of You Bet you Radio. Have a great week. We'll see you in the next one.

[Tyler]

You betcha. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah. We're done. We're done.

[Jared]

Done.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Is that different than the original one?

[Jared]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

Bring it in. We're done.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I like that one better.

[Jared]

Okay, I'll delete this one.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah, just. Absolutely.

[Tyler]

Sorry. I'll go myself.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

You thought I would notice? I noticed.

[Jared]

I. Oh, yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Tried to slip that in there.

[Jared]

I think the first time I opened the soundbar, I said I had two versions of the word done, and I showed you them.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Well, I'm letting you know after a few reps. I like running Ryan's version better.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's like Taylor's version, Ryan's version.

[Ryan]

Ignacio. I'm just still thinking about Ignacio.

[Tyler]

Pocket Ignacio. And then Nacho is the nickname.

[Jared]

What is the best flavor of sunflower seeds?

[Tyler]

I have a lot of sunflower seeds.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I think dill is.

[Tyler]

I just don't like dill. Flavoring in general.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I love it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

If I could get dill toothpaste, that would.

[Jared]

Would.

[Tyler]

Ew.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I don't know if I believe that

[Tyler]

or not, but imagine brushing your teeth and instead of minty fresh, you have dill breath.

[Ryan]

Would you name your next kid Dylan?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Maybe just Dill?

[Tyler]

Dill Pickles from Rugrats.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Phil and Lil and Dill.

[Tyler]

Phil and Lil. Different family.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Dill Pickles was Tommy Pickles little brother.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah. From Rugrats.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Phil, Lil and Dill.

[Ryan]

I'm. What's the. Is it like. It's not the original salted, like kettle cooked? Yeah, I'm the. I'm. I'm a kettle cook.

[Tyler]

I like kettle cooked.

[Ryan]

Kettle cooked. Or if I'm looking to rip my mouth apart, salt and pepper.

[Tyler]

The. The ones that I've been for the last three months.

[Ryan]

Taco.

[Tyler]

Taco. I knew they're so good.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

They're very good. They do up your mouth quite a bit.

[Tyler]

They do. They'll rip your cheek up. So I'll mix it and I've really liked. There's. They're coming up with like cinnamon flavored ones. Those are pretty damn good.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I'm. I'm picking dill over everything else.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Jared, you got away in dad, though.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Really?

[Jared]

Taco ones are super salty. I guess Dill is too.

[Tyler]

Yeah. There's a couple that. For the longest time there was only one brand that was doing a taco one. But now there's a couple competing taco flavors. Flavors. And there's one that's clearly my favorite. It's just not. Not nearly as mouth ravaging as the

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

other Taco Bell one.

[Tyler]

No, that was the OG the first taco one.

[Jared]

The best is like when your mouth is super salty, then taking that first swig of water.

[Ryan]

Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew. Paired with seeds is an elite combo or a Diet Coke. It's elite combo.

[Jared]

Like a wine pairing. Yeah. Kareem de Jeans, Mary Kill. Salty cigs, Fridge sigs. Real cigs.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So salty cigs is french fries. French fries.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I never heard that one.

[Tyler]

You came up with it. I did.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Really?

[Tyler]

Last week.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan]

I missed a lot last week.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That was back when I was drinking salty cigs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that now.

[Tyler]

Someone asked best and worst foods to eat in the car and fries were the best.

[Jared]

Yes.

[Tyler]

So french fries are the salty cigs.

[Ryan]

Got it.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

French fries are salties. I stand by that still.

[Jared]

Who the would come up with that?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I've never heard that.

[Ryan]

Salty sigs, Fridge six and real Cigs.

[Jared]

Correct.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

My funny haha answer is that I marry real Sigma eggs. You know, that is funny.

[Tyler]

Haha.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That is funny haha. But in a more real sense, I probably have to kill it.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Just because it's so bad for you.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And it will kill you.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And you know, my wife's already. I'm already in the doghouse. If I come home smelling like cigarettes.

[Tyler]

Tough day at work today.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I did have to smoke a cigarette for a video that we did.

[Tyler]

Which one?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

The. The one we're trying to get. The tool.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I did smoke a cig for that.

[Tyler]

And.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And I regretted it afterwards.

[Tyler]

I.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Now, if it's drunk Sigs. Drunk Sigs. I'm. I. If it's the. If it's that I'm in on it, then I'm probably going to put all three of these.

[Tyler]

This is.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

This is close to a stump, Miles.

[Jared]

Wow.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's. If it's drunk sigs. If it's not, then I'll. Then I'll kill regular Sigs and then I'll. I'll probably marry a fridge Sig at Then a. A salty Sig.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's my. My lineup exactly.

[Tyler]

Yep. Mary. Fridge salty kill regs.

[Ryan]

Yep. Fridge cigs are just. You can't. You can't like, stockpile salty cigs at your house.

[Tyler]

That's true.

[Jared]

It's a good point.

[Ryan]

I mean, you can, but you got to cook them. You can't just head out to the frick, crack one open, you know, and

[Tyler]

they're not as good as a McDonald's.

[Ryan]

Correct.

[Tyler]

Salty sig.

[Ryan]

Correct.

[Jared]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Sense.

[Jared]

I'm just not a big Diet Coke guy. So I'm have to it and then marry salty and then kill real cigs.

[Ryan]

What do you have against Diet Coke?

[Jared]

It's more so the flavor that I don't like.

[Tyler]

It's. The thing that it is is what he doesn't like about it.

[Jared]

Yeah, I like. I think Coke Zero is better.

[Ryan]

I've never had a Coke Zero. Maybe way back in the day, I guess. But yeah, it's a true.

[Jared]

Right.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It is funny because there is a clear divide in this office between people who like Diesel Pops and the flavor palette of that and Diet Pops. Tyler, I feel like you're like. You're kind of the one that floats the middle, but you and Jake for sure are Diesel Pop people.

[Ryan]

Huh?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I am like. You just like that. Like, don't you like a Dr. Pepper Pepsi or.

[Jared]

I usually get zero sugar, typically.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But. But so, okay, so I Saw this online. I actually made a lot of sense. Zero sugar and diet. Zero sugar. Coke and Diet Coke are different, although they're essentially the same, but the taste is different. Zero tastes like Coke and Diet Coke is its own flavor.

[Ryan]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

And so you value the Diesel flavor more than the diet flavor?

[Jared]

I guess that's fair to say.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

That's kind of what I mean.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's fair to say.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Where do you stand?

[Tyler]

It's. It's pop to pop.

[Ryan]

Do you drink pop?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Like Dr. Pepper. You can. No fucking chance. Am I drinking anything diet Dr. Pepper, really? But Diet Coke, I don't want the real thing ever. Even in a mixed drink. Like diet only root beer. I am 100% original flavor. I only want Diesel root beer.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Have you had a zero sugar? But I guess zero sugar Root beer is just the same flavor.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Where does Noah stand?

[Tyler]

He's fully decides.

[Ryan]

I think so.

[Tyler]

Is he zero guy?

[Jared]

I think so.

[Tyler]

I know he doesn't drink straight up. Like he won't.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

But he likes the flavor palette of Diesel.

[Tyler]

There's been a cherry Coke Diesel in our fridge.

[Ryan]

Yes.

[Tyler]

For six months. And he. It's his and he will not drink. Drink it.

[Ryan]

Why?

[Tyler]

Because it's not zero sugar or diet. I thought it was. Because it wasn't diet.

[Ryan]

How is it his. If he. Or why did he bring it in?

[Tyler]

He bought it on accident. Thinking.

[Ryan]

Got it.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

It's like you.

[Tyler]

Do you drink zero sugar or do you drink diet on your pops?

[Ryan]

Diet.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Really?

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

So you're a diet Coke guy?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Okay. Not a Coke Zero guy. Okay. So yeah, it's us four and then Jake and. And J. Jake and Jared. Yeah, there is a difference.

[Ryan]

Jake's. Yeah, Jake's an absolute layup for Diesels.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

Oh, my God.

[Ryan]

He's not going to.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

I mean, he's just the classic sweaty gamer.

[Tyler]

Yeah, Jake's like dumping extra sugar into his Mountain Dew.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Ryan)]

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