The Biggest Lie Dads Tell 🎙 #368

Summary

You Betcha Radio, Ep. 368 – "The Biggest Lie Dads Tell"

March 11, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of You Betcha Radio is a classic blend of Midwest banter, nostalgia, and humor. Myles, Ryan, Tyler, and Jared dive into the quirks of dad culture—especially the signature "dad lies" about what’s "going to be fun." From dad-isms and Midwest parenting to karaoke escapades and the ultimate guest hospitality protocol, the crew covers everything with their trademark self-awareness and wit. The episode’s highlight is a hilarious lip-reading/headphone game, showcasing the crew’s chemistry and talent for improvisation.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. The Biggest Lie Dads Tell: "It Could Be Fun"

[00:00–02:30]

• The crew riffs on the universally known "dad lie"—telling kids that backbreaking chores will be "fun."
• Ryan: "Nothing makes me know for a fact more that it’s not going to be fun than my dad saying, 'it could be fun.'" (00:18)
• Myles and Tyler escalate the bit with sarcastic additions: “Or like, ‘it'll be kind of fun.’”
• The guys recount experiences with dads promising “fun” during rock-picking, shoveling, and other chores, usually while the dads sit in equipment and the kids do manual labor.

2. Dad Humor and Picking Up Dog Poop

[01:26–02:09]

• Myles: "I'm gonna use that on my kid when he gets of age to pick up dog. Oh, that could be fun."
• They joke about trying to find "cool shapes" in dog poop, extending the bit with ridiculous commentary.
• “There's your mom's Underwear,” Ryan quips, stirring up laughs about what dogs ingest.

3. The Midwest Lexicon: Underwear vs. Panties

[02:10–03:00]

• The crew discusses the polite euphemisms for female undergarments (especially when referring to wives or moms), sharing that only family members’ stuff gets called "underwear" out of respect.

4. Vacation Stories & Rental Car Frustrations

[03:01–06:25]

• Tyler shares travel misadventures: delayed rental cars, broken sprinklers, and shower drains—classic Midwest vacation luck.
• He dabbles into the rental car company hustle: “I saved a dollar and lost time. And that’s the story of life.” (05:19)
• Myles and Ryan trade jokes about platinum rental memberships and keeping it “real” for podcast material.

5. Karaoke Takeovers & Roasts

[10:28–18:22]

• Ryan details his ongoing mission to stage karaoke at any gathering—including a surprise 50th for his dad.
• Small-town bar scenes unfold: impromptu karaoke roasts, chant-induced peer pressure, and questionable song choices ("Ram Ranch" gets recurring mentions).
• Quote: “My dad talked shit about karaoke a whole bunch, [but] my grandma brought a photo album...they're singing karaoke in the pictures.” (18:46)
• The crew jokes about how people change—they reminisce about wild nights morphing into jeaned grilling as they age.

6. Parenting Advice That Annoys

[29:08–36:12]

• The group rants about unsolicited parenting advice, from the dreaded “just wait till he turns X age,” to the “sleep when the kid sleeps” trope.
• Miles: “Parenting is mostly attitude...your attitude about children will directly correlate to how good your experience is being a parent.” (29:33)
• They call out doomsaying, judgmental parents, and the absurdity of being told never to fly with children.
• Jared: “Warnings, maybe, but there’s always like one upsmanship with how little sleep parents got.”

7. You Betcha Radio "Say What?" Game

[41:00–72:00]

• The crew plays a lip-reading/techno-headphones game, attempting to answer trivia while “reading” questions through loud music.
• Highlights include misread questions, wildly wrong (and right) guesses, and general chaos.
  • Memorable: “In what sport might you hear the words bogey, birdie, and eagle?” (Tyler: “What's the s. Of your wiener, Tyler?” (59:36))
  • Widespread laughter ensues as the challenge derails into charades and wild misinterpretations.

8. Weigh-In & Fun Fact

[70:43–72:41]

• Jared’s ongoing weight loss challenge—milestone: 218 lbs, aiming for 199.
• Fun Fact: The “bastard sword” is clarified—a hand-and-a-half sword that’s neither strictly one- nor two-handed, hence the medieval term.

9. Entertaining Guests: Midwest Hospitality Rules

[74:49–78:57]

• The guys debate whether to treat guests to the “shitty beer” or fine drinks, how close friends get “the worst” stuff, and the fate of inherited fine china.
• Ryan’s dilemma about offloading his mother and mother-in-law’s china, and the generational “beanie bab(y) effect” of storing stuff that no one ever uses.

10. Listener Question: How to Annoy Your New Wife

[78:59–81:10]

• "Richard Fer" writes in for newlywed mischief tips.
• Suggestions: Chew louder, fart, swap utensil drawer locations, move things around the house—engage in the gentle trolling that marks true comfort.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Ryan (on dad lies):
  "Nothing makes me know for a fact more that it’s not going to be fun than my dad saying, 'it could be fun.'" (00:18)

• Tyler:
  “I'm not willing to take that chance.” (01:16)

• Myles (on rental cars):
  “I saved a dollar and I lost time. And that’s the story of life.” (05:19)

• Ryan (on karaoke):
  “I love singing karaoke, but when I'm hyping everybody else up, I don’t get to sing karaoke. But that's also the cross for you to bear. God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers.” (17:21–17:35)

• Miles (on parenting):
  “Parenting is mostly attitude.” (29:33)

• Jared (on bad parenting advice):
  “There's always like one upsmanship with how little sleep parents got.” (32:02)

• Tyler (on guest beer):
  “The closer I am with them, the worse I treat them.” (75:15)

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Memorable Segments with Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------|--------------| | Dad lies & Midwest chores | 00:00–02:30 | | Dog poop humor | 01:26–02:09 | | Underwear vs. panties | 02:10–03:00 | | Travel woes & rental cars | 03:01–06:25 | | Karaoke night & bar takeovers | 10:28–18:22 | | Parenting advice rants | 29:08–36:12 | | "Say What?" Lip Reading Game | 41:00–72:00 | | Weigh-in & medieval sword fun fact | 70:43–72:41 | | Midwest guest hospitality etiquette | 74:49–78:57 | | Newlywed mischief tips (listener Q&A) | 78:59–81:10 |

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Episode Tone & Style

• The crew is laid-back, irreverent, and never shy to roast themselves or each other.
• Their language is unfiltered but not mean-spirited; Midwest self-deprecation reigns.
• The games and tangents are improvised and interactive, drawing heavily on inside jokes and shared history.

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Summary Takeaway

"The Biggest Lie Dads Tell" is a celebration of Midwest culture, poking fun at beloved quirks and the universal experience of family life. The episode is a riot of inside jokes, nostalgia, and everyday absurdity, expertly captured through the hosts’ easy chemistry and sharp wit. Even if you’re just dropping in, you’ll get a strong taste of what “You Betcha” means—and why fans keep tuning in.

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Transcript

[Tyler]

Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of the you bet you radio podcast.

[Ryan]

Here we are.

[Tyler]

I'm back from vacation the bow. We're just talking. Continuing conversation. Yeah, that's the. That's the number. The number one way to frame up the number one way dads frame up something shitty is by saying it's going to be fun.

[Ryan]

Nothing makes me know for a fact more that it's not going to be fun than my dad saying, it could be fun. Yeah.

[Miles]

Or like, it'll be kind of fun. They have to throw the kind in there to not overplay it too much and just think, like, maybe we'll have a little bit of fun.

[Ryan]

Or like they say it might be fun.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

It won't be.

[Jared]

Their voice is like a little higher pitch too.

[Tyler]

Yeah. We could have fun with it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we're going to actually be like,

[Tyler]

no, dad, you're just going to slam 14 beers and watch us do all of the work.

[Miles]

Well, yeah, because he'll be in like, you'll be in the bobcat or whatever and you guys will be shoveling and like that.

[Ryan]

There's a. There's a 25 acre field and you're going to walk in front of me in front of the bucket and pick rock. It could be kind of fun.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I doubt it. But like, we might find a cool rock. It could be fun.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Maybe the only time I'm not pumped to find a cool rock. Yeah.

[Miles]

You might find an agate.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Would you throw it in the fucking bucket?

[Tyler]

What did you call Jared?

[Miles]

I called him an agate.

[Jared]

And it's always could be. It's. That will be fun.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Could be fun.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Chances are it's not. You know, you're right. It could be fun. But I'm not willing to take that chance.

[Jared]

5% chance.

[Ryan]

It could be fun.

[Miles]

I'm gonna use that on my kid when he gets of age to pick up dog. Oh, that could be fun.

[Tyler]

Could be fun. Maybe we could. We could see if we can find cool shapes.

[Ryan]

I haven't done that. I my.

[Tyler]

Oh, this one looks like a snake.

[Miles]

Yeah, we.

[Tyler]

Oh, that one looks like a worm. Oh, that one looks like a pile of dog.

[Miles]

Oh, that one's got a lot of grass in it. Yeah.

[Tyler]

O must have got into the. Must have got into the pumpkin seeds on that one.

[Ryan]

What is that one? Are you giving him play DOH again?

[Tyler]

Oh, there's the screwy swallowed. Yeah. See, this is fun.

[Miles]

Yeah. This is a good time.

[Ryan]

Good time. Yeah, buddy.

[Miles]

There. Yeah, there's your mom's Underwear,

[Ryan]

dude, They'll eat anything.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah. It's also very polite to call your. Your wife's underwear underwear and not something else. You know what I mean?

[Miles]

Kind of.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Like you're saying, like, it's not referred to underwear very much. It's more so, like.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's just like, when you're talking about your wife, it's underwear, but anyone else, it's summers.

[Miles]

Like a. Yeah. Like dental flosser.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

G string.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Panties.

[Ryan]

Yep. I prefer under garments, thong.

[Tyler]

But when it's your wife or your mother, it's underwear.

[Ryan]

Yeah. The dungarees.

[Miles]

Dungries.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

The. Who said? Bloomers.

[Miles]

Bloomers. Never heard of that one.

[Ryan]

It's an old one.

[Tyler]

Bloomer. I hardly know her.

[Ryan]

There we go.

[Tyler]

I'm back. I'm so back from vacation. Very excited to get back.

[Ryan]

The humble cambodes.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it was. It was good. There was God. Jose. Rental car issues again, of course.

[Miles]

Not surprising.

[Tyler]

Sval is the guy's name. He's from Turkey. Said, your rental car is not ready. It'll be 20 minutes. I go, is it actually going to be 20 minutes? Yes, it'll be 20 minutes. What's your phone number? I'll give you a call. And then 30 minutes go by. Finally he does. And I. I didn't really leave. Like, I. The whole time I was. I had eyes on Smelt or whatever. Smolt.

[Miles]

Fucking smelt.

[Tyler]

And I see him like on the phone and I'm like, he's like, your car is ready, come get it. And then I pull up and then he's like, sorry about the weight. And he was stressed. And I actually felt bad for Svault because he wasn't the problem. The system.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

He's a product of the system. And so, yeah, just another just Rental car company is. We don't have any keys right now. Well, that sucks because you're a rental car company.

[Ryan]

What do you mean? You don't have keys? You got the cars.

[Tyler]

And I got it from $, which it just sucks because it's like, it's half as much to go with Dollar when you're going for two weeks. You're like, I'm not paying double for the same car from. From Enterprise. Right. Well, Dollar and Hertz are like the same company. So he just kept walking. He kept going to the. Hurts to do stuff. Sure.

[Miles]

Was he changing polos too, on his

[Tyler]

way over to, like this clips on a different thing every time.

[Ryan]

He's just got a Revers. Just flips it back and forth.

[Miles]

Yeah, reversible Polo.

[Ryan]

Different name on it.

[Miles]

Yep. One's fault and one's will.

[Tyler]

Will the SUV be good enough for you? Cuz if not, it'll be one hour. If.

[Jared]

If you need a different car, I'll take whatever.

[Miles]

Yeah, my. I don't know who my wife goes through, but she's got this thing where it's like Platinum Club. I don't know. That's pretty bougie. Anyway, she can just walk. She does it all on her phone. She just walks to the garage and gets a car.

[Tyler]

Probably Enterprise or Hertz.

[Miles]

I think it's Hertz.

[Tyler]

Correct.

[Miles]

Hertz Gold Members dollar. But you're.

[Ryan]

It's in the name.

[Miles]

That's what you're trying to save a dollar.

[Tyler]

I saved a dollar and I lost time. And that's the story of life.

[Miles]

And time is money. So it's like, you know, where does that.

[Tyler]

Six, seven.

[Miles]

No, I was going like this. Like, that's Sam Cassell.

[Ryan]

That's six, nine.

[Jared]

Oh, gotcha. Yeah.

[Tyler]

That's the millennial version of six, seven. It's going like this. Yeah.

[Miles]

Kids will never know the. They'll never know the Sam Cassell when he was. His nuts were dragging on the ground after that. I forgot about that playoff game.

[Jared]

Miles, do you consider yourself. Do you think you'll one day become a platinum member to avoid this headache or.

[Ryan]

No.

[Tyler]

No. Okay.

[Ryan]

Because then what would we talk about on this podcast? Would be out of material.

[Tyler]

Well, no, it's just. But then it's like. It's a little bit like I'm playing into their hand, you know? I'd much rather be a voice of the common folk. Yeah. You know, like no one wants the guy with the platinum membership, you know, trying to champion for the. For the common folk. You know what I mean?

[Jared]

It's like you're the trenches of us. Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You can't complain about delayed flights when you're sitting in the Delta Sky Lounge.

[Ryan]

That's right.

[Tyler]

That's true.

[Ryan]

That's a very good point.

[Miles]

I totally get where you're at.

[Tyler]

God, there was something else I was going to tell you about my vacation.

[Jared]

So much happens.

[Miles]

Did they get that sprinkler fixed?

[Ryan]

Remember the shower?

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, I get there. One of the sprinklers for the. It's like it's supposed to be a drip line into the plants, and the top came off it. I'm just shooting straight up the air, getting all over the patio. So we told the lady. She sauced us 75 bucks for the inconvenience.

[Miles]

Nice. Nice surgery.

[Tyler]

And then I go to take a shower and. Oh, yeah, I already told you all this.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you told Patreon.

[Miles]

Patreon. We're just following up.

[Tyler]

Yep. And then the. The. The drain was plugged in the shower, so we got 75 bucks for that. I was like, God, if I just start breaking.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Start raging and get this thing paid for free. Yeah.

[Miles]

Or, yeah, you get rent your throw it towards a rental car.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

But then she probably will hit us with an extra $150 cleaning fee to make up money.

[Miles]

Makes sense.

[Jared]

Did you have any parties? The Airbnb is hate when you have parties.

[Tyler]

No parties. No parties.

[Ryan]

Good.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I'm trying. There was. There was some. I'm so sorry. There were some modes.

[Miles]

That's okay.

[Ryan]

You gotta be. Yeah. Your jet lag all to hell. Not only do you have jet lag, you had daylight savings too.

[Tyler]

I'm used to it being. What's it, the 9th? When we record this, my body feels like it's the 10th.

[Miles]

Yeah, then that's not good.

[Ryan]

No. Needed an entire day of sleep.

[Tyler]

Yeah. God. What. What was it gonna say?

[Ryan]

You'll find it.

[Tyler]

We'll find it in the podcast. Yeah, but it's good to be back. Trying to think of anything you guys up while I was gone? I don't think so.

[Ryan]

Nothing.

[Miles]

No, it was nose to the grindstone.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

What you guys talk about Patreon while I was gone?

[Ryan]

Just. We just talked a ton of. About you.

[Jared]

Oh, do you have any fine china?

[Tyler]

I do not.

[Ryan]

You want some?

[Miles]

I.

[Tyler]

No. Why?

[Ryan]

Okay. I'm trying to sell a set.

[Tyler]

Oh, okay. No, I'm not. I don't have any fine china. I'm kind of waiting for my grandparents to die for that. Maybe I'll just get some. Passed down to me that you guys didn't get that waiting for my parents, my grandparents, to die so I can get their china is kind of a dark humor joke, Ryan.

[Miles]

No, I got it.

[Ryan]

We got it.

[Miles]

But I was also thinking, like, well, yeah, because that'll probably go to your mom, Right?

[Tyler]

So I guess I'm waiting for my mom.

[Ryan]

That's how I got mine.

[Tyler]

And they sold.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's the one Tyler trying to sell you is his.

[Tyler]

Is his

[Miles]

mother's china set.

[Tyler]

Is it good China or like Walmart China?

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's fine. It's good China.

[Tyler]

Is it like. Like Nike shoes made in China or is it like nice China? It's.

[Ryan]

It's nice China. It's like three grand for a full set.

[Miles]

So is it made in China.

[Ryan]

I have no clue.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Why is it called China?

[Ryan]

I don't know.

[Tyler]

Why is China called China? And why is the China dishes.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Called China?

[Tyler]

Because the translucent porcelain was originally imported from China.

[Ryan]

So that this is the time one of the few products that it. When it is made in China is more valuable.

[Miles]

Yes. I was just gonna say that it's a mind.

[Ryan]

So. Yeah. You don't want your fine China to say made in the usa.

[Miles]

No. God.

[Tyler]

Well, that is just.

[Miles]

Then it's not China.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

That's always. They're doing all my. That was, you know, you. All the plates you get from just a generic store in. In the US you just. You just call it America. You guys want to get off the America?

[Ryan]

Yeah. The fine America tonight.

[Miles]

The America. Yeah.

[Tyler]

America. Todd, you had a story to tell about your weekend.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah, I have. In the last month I have taken over two bars and hosted my own karaoke nights.

[Tyler]

He had his own bar takeover.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Two Tyler bar takeovers.

[Miles]

We were doing bar takeovers before. It was cool.

[Ryan]

I think I brought it up that I did it on vacation. Right?

[Miles]

Yeah. Down in Florida.

[Ryan]

Yep. So they know I did it at a vfw. I took over a vfw. And then this last weekend we had my dad's surprise 50th birthday party and we went to a bar and we roasted him at the bar. And I brought my karaoke machine for the microphones for the roast. When the roast finished, without asking, we just set up karaoke in the bar.

[Miles]

Private room or. No? No, because that would make that. That makes a difference if it's private room or. That's not true karaoke.

[Ryan]

But it's small town bar that my dad's been going to since he was 21. So it was. They didn't give a shit. TLS, no sunlight and DL. Shout out to them.

[Tyler]

Shout out to them.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Vibes good. Did anyone get mad at you?

[Ryan]

Vibes were good towards the end. We were all getting pretty drunk towards the end. So it was a sing a song, pick the next person situation and there was some John going back and forth from somebody picking somebody that didn't want to go. And then the bar would chant their name until they went. You could just tell they did not want to be singing. Yeah, that's mine as well. But everybody saying it except one person. And she knows who she is. She got a lot of for it.

[Tyler]

Who was it?

[Ryan]

I don't know her last name. Actually. It's Marie. There you go, Marie.

[Tyler]

This is like you're now calling out just people that are there.

[Ryan]

Yeah. By the end of it, it was just.

[Tyler]

That sucks so bad for those people.

[Ryan]

Yep. She was there for the party. We were no strangers.

[Tyler]

We.

[Ryan]

What?

[Tyler]

I thought you're like just picking like Joe Blow on the bar rail.

[Ryan]

There was one guy, he was like kind of being a smart ass. My sister asked him if he wanted to sing and he's like, only if you have this song. And I could. It's some random ass song. But little did he know that I wasn't a regular karaoke DJ. I had YouTube at my fingertips and I found it. He's like, son of a. I've been pulling that move for 20 years and no karaoke DJs ever had the song.

[Jared]

I didn't think you had ram ranch.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

1818 cowboys. Anyone do Ram Ranch?

[Ryan]

No. No one did Ram Branch. My brother in law did drop him out though. And there's no karaoke version of Drop them Out. And he looks at me, he goes, it. I know the words.

[Tyler]

Singing acapella.

[Ryan]

And so I played this song, but there was no karaoke words for me. He nailed Everywhere.

[Tyler]

Ham hawkers.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

K. What was the song you wanted?

[Ryan]

I. I cannot remember. It was the most random shit I've ever heard.

[Jared]

Drinks?

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah, it's probably in my YouTube history. I'll find it for you later.

[Tyler]

I. The only song I would sing is Ram Ranch 348. And you probably don't have that.

[Ryan]

I could find it for you.

[Miles]

You're a 348 guy?

[Tyler]

Yeah. It's awesome.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Is that the one? Where is it? Space Force is coming to Ram Ranch?

[Tyler]

Well, no, it's the Somalian pirates.

[Ryan]

I'm the captain now at Rand Ranch.

[Tyler]

And in that one there's not 18 naked cowboys, there's 38 naked.

[Ryan]

Okay. Okay.

[Tyler]

If you are my parents, do not go on Spotify and look up Ram Ranch.

[Miles]

Yeah, that was actually 238.

[Tyler]

Just any of them. Just dad, mom, do not do that.

[Ryan]

Don't.

[Jared]

Don't do it.

[Tyler]

And you think different of me. You know, I'm already struggling trying to prove my worth to you guys.

[Miles]

And he's serious to not.

[Tyler]

I'm actually serious.

[Ryan]

Don't do it. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Do not go listen to Ram Ranch.

[Miles]

Anyone else can go listen.

[Ryan]

Yeah, just don't do it with your kids in the room.

[Tyler]

Do not. Yeah, honestly, that's like an actual warning if you don't know what Ram Ranch inches. But also don't listen to it by yourself because then that's Also weird.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Listen to it with a close buddy.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

And if you're comfortable with your sexuality

[Ryan]

with maybe let's do it with a couple close buddy. Because maybe just you and one friend

[Tyler]

just do it when you and the guys are drinking in the shop. Listen.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

Great shop song.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

And if you're on a ranch, that would also be good.

[Ryan]

Is that worse?

[Jared]

Kind of gets worse, because then they

[Tyler]

all start looking around. Anyone want to be some naked cowboys?

[Ryan]

Yeah. The.

[Miles]

The worst thing you could do is listen to it in your vehicle, exit out of it, and then get back into your vehicle with a buddy and then have it just automatically connect and start playing again.

[Jared]

Bonus points if it's a dog.

[Ryan]

Ram Ranch is under siege.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah. I don't know what that was. An ad or something. I've been looking at new trucks.

[Tyler]

Have you seen the. The trend online where it's like, you bump into someone, both your AirPods fall out, you grab them, and it's the other person's AirPods. Should do one with Ram.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

Nothing to hear here.

[Tyler]

Or it's like the. I'm getting robbed, and this is what I hear, and they got their headphones on. Someone's robbing me. It's just ET Naked cowboys.

[Ryan]

I did find out, though. It's. It wasn't. It's kind of a don't meet your heroes situation. I don't think I like being karaoke dj. Oh, I thought I would. I did. I liked it for most of the time at the VFW in Florida, but by the end of the night at my dad's party, I was pretty sick of it. I kind of. I wanted to be in the crowd watching karaoke with everybody, but instead I was up there fucking. I got sheets of paper with people's song requests, and it was just. Especially if you're not getting paid to do it. Yeah. It might not be my vibe.

[Tyler]

I think you learned a valuable lesson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't do impromptu carry.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I would love to incite impromptu karaoke, but I don't think I would like to host.

[Tyler]

What you need to do is you need to go. All right, guys, if you want to do a karaoke song, you got to go to YouTube and pull up your own thing and just get up here,

[Ryan]

which is what I attempted to do in Florida. And then all of a sudden, I was fully roped into it.

[Tyler]

What were you saying?

[Jared]

It's like when. When people grow up, they love being hunters, and they want to be a game warden. And then they become a game warden. They never get to go hunt.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah, exactly. That's exactly it. I love singing karaoke, but when I'm hyping everybody else up, I don't get to sing karaoke.

[Tyler]

But that's also the cross for you to bear.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it was.

[Tyler]

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. Tyler, that's just yours.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

When you get a sign, when you have a sign up sheet too, it's like you can't stop until sign up sheet is. Oh, dude, at that point just got burning.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Well, you could just go, no more sign ups.

[Ryan]

Yeah, just. I don't know where my paper went. I'll remember it.

[Tyler]

Any duets?

[Ryan]

Several. A lot of people that. Especially when they started calling names out. They're like, well, I'll do it if someone comes and sings with me.

[Tyler]

So you guys are just. You just. You guys. How can I phrase this? You guys are either so boring or so don't have anything to talk about that you have to do karaoke night with each other.

[Ryan]

We just like it. It's fun. We've. We've drank plenty of times without karaoke, believe me.

[Miles]

Oh, I believe it.

[Tyler]

Oh, we know. Oh, we know.

[Ryan]

And it's funny. My dad talked.

[Tyler]

Oh, Ryan, we know. Oh boy. Oh, do we know?

[Miles]

You bet we do.

[Tyler]

Oh, do we know?

[Ryan]

I don't know what's happening. My dad talked shit about karaoke a whole bunch. And then my grandma brought a photo album of my dad's 30th birthday, which just randomly happened to be at the same bar and they're singing fucking karaoke in the pictures. Yeah.

[Miles]

People change though, Tyler. Yeah, people change.

[Ryan]

Am I going to hate karaoke in 20 years?

[Miles]

I hope so.

[Tyler]

I don't know. I wouldn't.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Like, I make you sing karaoke all the time.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah. So like, I mean, you could wake up tomorrow and you love grilling.

[Ryan]

I might. Who knows?

[Tyler]

But in your jeans.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jared]

Your frontal lobe gets developed overnight.

[Ryan]

Yeah. When you turn 45, you start hating things you loved and loving things you hated.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Tough look for my family. Yes. That's what I've been up to. What about you guys?

[Tyler]

I was on vacation.

[Ryan]

Tell her nice. Seen karaoke or no?

[Miles]

I was picking dog up all weekend. Three five gallon buckets. If you guys are wondering.

[Ryan]

This is the worst time of year for us. Disgusting. So.

[Miles]

And you know, picking up dog too. I get. I get to. I get a look at every square inch my yard and it just makes me depressed because I decide I now realize how much work I gotta do.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Jared]

And you hunted yesterday or this?

[Miles]

I did a shot of raccoon out of the front door. Yep. A rabbit raccoon. I like. I'd like to call it. He did not get made into a hat like the last one. He got thrown straight in the garbage.

[Tyler]

Let's throw him in the burn pile.

[Jared]

Burn pile.

[Miles]

Yeah, but then something. Then something else is going to come. Yeah, I don't want. Fuck. I like critters around the area, but I'm not. I don't want to lure unless it's a coyote.

[Tyler]

I guess I'd like to shoot one of them also. I was thinking I'm a vacation. Do you still have. Have you done the big burn?

[Miles]

I haven't yet, no. So I was gonna do it this weekend.

[Tyler]

I don't want to commandeer your. Your burn pile, but what if we went all. Went to your house, started the fire and then we did a. You bet your radio podcast around the bug bonfire.

[Ryan]

This sounds like a very good time.

[Miles]

As long as it's a south or southwest wind.

[Tyler]

I mean, so every Monday we'll check the wind schedule.

[Miles]

Yeah, Yeah. I shit you not. I was going to do it either Saturday or Sunday, but then I. After the rain late last week, I thought I was going to be a little bit too wet. So.

[Tyler]

Ryan likes to do a big burn when it's really dry out.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, I was just going to sit there and smold.

[Tyler]

He's like, ah, it's just. I need it bone dry out here.

[Jared]

The strong northwest.

[Tyler]

I just need a big win and a bone dry.

[Miles]

I mean, if you. If you don't like, if. If you don't throw a whole thing, if you just lightly start it and kind of let it go, then it. Then it won't be as bad.

[Tyler]

You lightly start it just one end.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Let it burn away.

[Tyler]

You just start a leaf.

[Miles]

Well, yeah, because like. No, no, no, no. I'm talking like a garbage bag of like, like burning products.

[Tyler]

What is a garbage bag of burning products to you?

[Miles]

Well, so like I have two garbage bay. I have two garbage bins in is burn garbage. So like use paper towels, junk mail. Like that.

[Tyler]

I didn't know if you talking about like a. I didn't know if you were talking about like, like a. Like a rope soaked in kerosene.

[Miles]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Jared]

Oversized Molotov cocktail.

[Ryan]

Yeah, just a. An unmarked bottle of booze with a rag out of the top.

[Tyler]

Old Jager meister bottle. With a rag sticking out the bot.

[Miles]

Yeah, no, that's not, that's not what we're going for.

[Tyler]

So you're acting, you'd be cool with that?

[Miles]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Tyler]

Do you have a timeline? You're looking like is your wife like that's an eyesore in the front yard.

[Miles]

No, it's not of it. I mean, I'd say within the next couple of weeks.

[Ryan]

Okay, what's your guest bedroom situation? Because it's really, really hard for me not to drink when I'm next to something on fire.

[Tyler]

Oh, we know. Oh, boy. Tyler, do we know?

[Ryan]

I can't tell if this is as planned. It's coordinated. Well,

[Miles]

we know.

[Tyler]

We, we know. I think we should have a guest bed for you.

[Ryan]

Okay, thanks. Thanks, Miles. Thanks for letting me know I could stay at Ryan's house.

[Miles]

Yeah, I, Yeah, I got three guest bedrooms.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Jared]

Can you give us a tour? Because last time you were like in a hurry and to give Tyler a

[Miles]

tour, that's cuz I had to get back to work.

[Jared]

You just let me.

[Miles]

I was on the clock.

[Ryan]

I'm not pulled into the driveway and then immediately he's like, there it is. And then he backed out.

[Tyler]

What's funny? If you went and stayed at, if you stayed overnight at Ryan's house, I feel like your wife would be so accommodating and the whole time Ryan would be just pestering you to get the out of his house.

[Miles]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I, I, I, You're a guest in my house. You get treated as any guest in my house.

[Ryan]

Hell yeah.

[Miles]

So you sit up and eat supper with us. Front porch. Don't have, I don't have fine china.

[Tyler]

It's fine America. Yeah.

[Miles]

I have a, a marware. Yeah. No, you'd be treated like you, you'd have a bed to sleep in.

[Ryan]

Thanks.

[Miles]

Yeah, thanks. So bathroom to piss more.

[Tyler]

So think of the next day he wakes up.

[Ryan]

Well, we, yeah, that we'd have to go to work together.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's true.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tyler]

Yeah. This is on a Monday.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Just hungover. Tyler.

[Ryan]

Just, just a pile of. On a Tuesday.

[Tyler]

Ryan's in his robe making protein pancakes.

[Ryan]

He's like, hey, I made 47 shots of espresso. Would you like a few?

[Miles]

Yeah. No.

[Tyler]

Yeah, well, no, those are for him.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah, you're right.

[Jared]

Kodiak cakes.

[Miles]

I'm done with the pasta espresso.

[Tyler]

Dude, Kodiak cakes had a stranglehold on the fitness community there. They did a few years.

[Miles]

They Did. And I used to eat them every morning.

[Ryan]

Hey, our fitness dude's still drinking raw eggs like Rocky.

[Miles]

I'm not in that world anymore. So I, I don't know.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

Like, my timeline isn't filled with that type of stuff anymore. Like, it used to be Tim4 I

[Tyler]

saw a video of. So there's like this one kid. I, I, I try. I don't remember. I don't remember what his name is, but he looks like he's 12, but apparently he's like in college and he's like, I don't go out and drink. I don't buy into that type of stuff. How am I supposed to find a godly woman doing that? I don't need all of that. And then he's always doing like, is

[Ryan]

this the dude's like, matt, you could go out with your buddies, get hammered, or you could stay home and eat this piece of meat with a godly woman. Yes. That guy's an adult. Yeah, dude, I thought he was like 11.

[Tyler]

No, I'm pretty in college.

[Ryan]

What the.

[Tyler]

But he's inspiring these other kids to act like this. And there was a kid who actually was. And he's like, this is me eating my. This is. I'm a 12 year old who only eats whole foods. This is my meal. And he like had steak, eggs, strawberries and raw milk is what he's eating.

[Miles]

That's a good meal, if I'm being honest.

[Tyler]

God, we should figure out what that guy's name is. Yeah, he's always spewing that he's. He's looking for a godly woman. I don't sleep, I don't go drinking with the friends. It's great. You know, I'm dying about.

[Ryan]

I think I do.

[Miles]

Jerk. Can you look up just godly woman.

[Tyler]

Just Godly woman guy.

[Jared]

Godly woman guy.

[Tyler]

Oh, frick.

[Ryan]

Just type in Tick tock too.

[Jared]

There's a second one.

[Ryan]

Not sorry as well. He might show up now. No,

[Tyler]

hey, I'll just scroll until I find him.

[Ryan]

Okay, this should go well.

[Tyler]

His name is Owen Stubblebine.

[Ryan]

Did you really scroll until you found him?

[Owen Stubblebine]

I don't get drunk. I don't sleep around with girls. I don't waste my time partying. I'd rather hit the gym hard, inspire others and follow God. God bless.

[Miles]

It kind of reminds me of that. That like finance guy is like about to crush some Q4 numbers and then we're gonna get.

[Tyler]

He's on cameo.

[Miles]

Dude, click on I wanna.

[Tyler]

He's 19 years old. This after chest day. It's him just eating eggs, butter, and meat?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Dude, he looks like he's. He plays squirt hockey.

[Tyler]

He did a video of why he looks so young.

[Owen Stubblebine]

Question I get all the time, why do I look so young? My whole life, people have always been shocked when I tell them my real age on social media. People love to make fun of me for the way that I look, but it's honestly a blessing because it's given me a platform to inspire millions. I couldn't give you a crazy answer. I'm just a late bloomer. I know I'm created in the image of God, and I wouldn't change it for anything. The question I get all the time, so.

[Miles]

Well, that's great. You can't give us a straight answer because that's what we're looking for.

[Owen Stubblebine]

I'm so tired, and I've had such a long day. I need the Taquitos and Gatorade. Psych.

[Tyler]

I gotta look this guy up, dude. Psych.

[Miles]

Takito's Gatorade.

[Ryan]

The Gatorade's that bad?

[Tyler]

Yeah, they're not. I mean, if you get the regular ones, there's just a lot of sugar.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but you could have said, I

[Owen Stubblebine]

got a crazy pump at the gym. I deserve these uncrustables.

[Tyler]

No.

[Owen Stubblebine]

Go honor your body. Not with this junk. God bless.

[Tyler]

Not with this junk. He's right up there with that finance guy named Dallas. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yep, yep.

[Tyler]

About to crush some spreadsheets. Yeah, he does rock. Hey, I'm pretty sure he got fired, too.

[Miles]

Oh, that's fine.

[Ryan]

He.

[Tyler]

He tried to pass, like, the CPA test, like, four times and failed.

[Miles]

All right. Yeah, I remember that series.

[Tyler]

He also himself when he's running a marathon.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Psych, psych. What else we got? Jaren? What are we doing?

[Jared]

Parenting advice that annoys.

[Tyler]

Parenting advice that annoys you. I. Oh, you just wait till he turns this age. It's.

[Ryan]

Exactly.

[Tyler]

And then you get to that age like, this ain't so bad. And then they're like, oh, but wait until they get to this age.

[Miles]

Yeah. They just want you to feel the pain that they're currently feeling, even if you are not going to feel it.

[Tyler]

I do think that parenting is mostly attitude. Oh, 100%. Your attitude about children will directly correlate to how good your experience is being a parent.

[Miles]

Absolutely. And all it is is them trying to push boundaries. And if you set boundaries, if you. If you stick to boundaries for, like, two weeks, life is like. It's almost just sunshine and rainbows.

[Tyler]

What kind of boundaries? We talking about.

[Miles]

Oh, we're talking like bedtime boundaries, Snack boundaries. Not wanting to do this, not wanting to do that. They're just testing you. That's all they're doing.

[Ryan]

I know.

[Miles]

They're smarter than we think.

[Ryan]

Do you ever go very smart?

[Tyler]

Hey, buddy, do you want some taquitos and Gatorade? Psych. I'm setting a boundary. Go eat fudgeing celery, like everything like that.

[Miles]

Not, not, I mean, not quite.

[Tyler]

You're not psyching them.

[Miles]

No, not yet.

[Tyler]

So mean.

[Miles]

But it's like my kid, every single night, he's like, can we brush? Can we brush our teeth in the morning? And there's been a couple of times like, okay, we brush them in the morning. But now I'm like, I know why he's doing that. Because he knows when we are going to brush teeth in the morning. We never do. We've never brushed our teeth in the morning.

[Tyler]

That is true. It's weird that, like, we don't brush our kids teeth in the morning.

[Miles]

No, it's at night. Yeah.

[Ryan]

I get. We don't the younger ones, but the one I make get up for school in the morning, he's got to brush them in the morning.

[Miles]

Yeah. I don't know if it's a certain age thing that I just don't want

[Ryan]

to be stink breath at school.

[Miles]

Yeah. You know, so I know. I know what it's like. We know.

[Tyler]

Oh, boy. Tyler, do we know.

[Miles]

Tyler.

[Tyler]

Oh, boy.

[Miles]

We know.

[Tyler]

Tyler.

[Ryan]

Holy smokes, you have thrown me for a loop on this one.

[Jared]

We know.

[Tyler]

Oh, we know.

[Ryan]

Okay, so now I thought you were doing it because I said, you know the last few times, but I didn't that time. So now I'm even more confused.

[Miles]

Now you know how I feel when I, when I'm trying to learn the rules of one of Jared's games.

[Ryan]

Yeah, no, I, I, I, I'm really thinking about it. Yeah.

[Miles]

You're just lost in space. Yeah, I get.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out the riddle.

[Miles]

Yep.

[Ryan]

And the answer very well could be. There isn't an answer. You're just doing it.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You have to wait and see. Jared, what parenting advice annoys you pre parent?

[Ryan]

I don't know if it's advice, but like warnings maybe.

[Jared]

Yeah, I guess there's always like one upsmanship with how little sleep parents got to other parents.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Jared]

That's not really advice, but that's just something that annoys me.

[Tyler]

Yeah, My wife definitely can play that game.

[Miles]

Well, I think, like, advice on top of that Jared would be like, oh, you gotta sleep when the kids sleep.

[Ryan]

Oh, that's such a horseshit advice, dude.

[Miles]

Okay, well when am I going to get anything done, right? If I sleep when they sleep, I

[Ryan]

have a house to keep in order. If I'm sleeping every time they sleep, there'll be no fucking dishes done. The laundry won't get done. The toys will be fucking everywhere.

[Tyler]

The toys are fucking everywhere. Yeah,

[Miles]

we know.

[Tyler]

Toys are you buying for your kids? Cool.

[Ryan]

You ever watch Toy Story? Woody was clapping bochi bo peeps cheeks. All four movies.

[Tyler]

Holy.

[Ryan]

They were knocking porcelain. Every single movie.

[Tyler]

I do not want to be at your house during Elf on a Shelf. No, you never know what it's gonna be. You know,

[Miles]

I. I get what you're saying, Tyler.

[Ryan]

Thanks Ryan.

[Miles]

I get what you're saying.

[Tyler]

You guys gotta relax.

[Miles]

But I just, I want t you guys.

[Tyler]

Cambodian lifestyle like me.

[Miles]

Yeah. My guy.

[Jared]

I just get nervous when Tyler gets angry. I just don't like to say.

[Tyler]

I don't know why he's playing with

[Ryan]

a knife the whole time too unironically.

[Tyler]

That was just a funny joke that had nothing to do with you. I. I'm not.

[Ryan]

I didn't say a word.

[Miles]

Yeah, I don't know what.

[Tyler]

Well, you did say that you're your kids. Toys are everywhere.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we're everywhere. But they weren't because I didn't sleep when they slept and I picked the damn things up.

[Miles]

Yeah, like if we did that, I'd be sleeping from like 1:30 to 4 or 1:30 to 3:30 in the afternoon and then I'd be sleeping from like 8 to 6:30.

[Tyler]

I wouldn't be able to go to bed at 8 if I slept till 4.

[Miles]

No, I got beers to slam at 8.

[Tyler]

Booze hound Sheely. That's what they used to call you in college. Everyone knew as soon as the clock struck eight. Booze hound Sheely's ready to play.

[Jared]

They called me Buzz.

[Tyler]

It calls him the Buzz. Booze hound Sheely.

[Ryan]

So.

[Tyler]

So what other parenting advice do you hate, Ryan?

[Miles]

Well, that's another one. I mean those are. Those are two that I despise.

[Ryan]

Let's see, this one is. This isn't advice, but it's a comment I've gotten before that makes me so mad. Like if I'm out with the boys without mom and some of them would be like, oh, is mom getting a day off today? I'm like, no, I'm just not a deadbeat dad.

[Tyler]

Not a piece of. I just.

[Miles]

Yeah, I don't smoke. And I don't drink milk either.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I. I just maybe wanted to spend some time with my kids.

[Tyler]

That's wild.

[Ryan]

I know.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that is very true. You know, but I think it goes both ways. If my wife was fixing the water heater, someone would be like, oh, wow, you single mom. Yeah. So. What other parenting advice do I hate?

[Miles]

I'm trying to think of the last advice that I got.

[Tyler]

I. I think the thing that drives me up a wall is all the people that are like, when, when. When people post about how, like, airplanes can be tough with a child, they're like, well, then just don't bring them on the airplane. It's like, don't give.

[Ryan]

You want me to ride in a car with them for 24 hours

[Tyler]

from, from age 0 to like, what, 7? I just can't go anywhere in the world.

[Miles]

Yeah, you're just, you're just, you're gonna, you're gonna lock yourself in your house, stay at home.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Too bad you can't, like, FedEx a kid somewhere.

[Tyler]

Could be a billion dollar business.

[Ryan]

Yeah,

[Tyler]

I had kid wagon.

[Ryan]

I half ass FedEx.

[Tyler]

Human trafficking is what you want to do.

[Miles]

Pretty much.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That's.

[Tyler]

Tim Tebow is gonna be on your ass.

[Ryan]

I, I half ass FedEx my kid to my sister's wedding in Montana. I just sent him with grandma and grandpa.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's. I mean, that's a great option.

[Ryan]

Yeah, they were there. It was same day delivery.

[Jared]

Yeah. Kitty Express. Yep.

[Ryan]

It's great.

[Tyler]

Anything else? I. I'm really excited. I can't think right now because Jared's got this game coming up and I just really want to play.

[Ryan]

You know, I didn't think it's like,

[Tyler]

it's like in school when the, you know, you got recession. The period right before recess, you can't think about.

[Miles]

You're checked out.

[Tyler]

It's like, hopefully. Hopefully. Health class is right before. Is right before recess. Because if it's like calculus, you're. You're getting f. Yeah.

[Miles]

You're trying to think. You're gonna. You're gonna pick a rock, paper, or scissors to get the number one pick. Because I was always picking teams.

[Tyler]

Just can't think of anything else. And I, I just, I'm staring at this pair of headphones with the phones plugged into a phone over here, and I just, I want to play. Okay.

[Ryan]

I think that's your cue.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Well, let's take a break. Take a break and then we'll play.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Tyler]

All right, guys, we got our brunt On. I got my boots. You wouldn't believe how good these things are at the beach. When I was on vacation, I believe it. I had my speedo banana hammock on and my brunt steel toe boots, and that was it.

[Ryan]

What a vibe.

[Tyler]

It was hot. Like, the weather was hot.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And, yeah, it was. It was good. I. I have a brunt boot tan line, though, on my. On my mid calf.

[Miles]

That's an easy one to get rid of.

[Tyler]

That'll happen. And I just. I think that this, like, might be their official slogan. We have to check their website, but it's like the. The best boot for the beach.

[Ryan]

It's actually, I think, get broug.

[Miles]

Get brunted for the beach.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Full. Full bruntal. Never mind.

[Tyler]

My only thing to their R&D department would be if they could get a removable steel toe and like, so it converts into like a. Like a sandal of sort would be great for the beach.

[Miles]

Like, like. Like the pants that you unzip into shorts.

[Tyler]

Basically. I'd like to wear my brunt boots all the time. And so when I'm at the beach, I'd like to be able to just pop the steel dough off and just have the dogs bark.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Miles]

House of the tan line.

[Ryan]

That's one of the things you want to do at the beach, is feel the sand between your toes. And first off, when your toes are encased in steel.

[Tyler]

I also like my toes to be in the water.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

Ass would be in the same. And I just wouldn't have a worry in the world and a cold beer in my hand.

[Miles]

That's right.

[Ryan]

Life would be good that day.

[Tyler]

It would be good that day.

[Ryan]

It would.

[Tyler]

Well, adios and via can deals.

[Ryan]

Hell yeah. Oh, yeah, brother.

[Tyler]

So, guys, if you're looking for good workwear for the job site, the backyard, the garage, the beach, you got to go to bruntworkware.com, check out all their stuff. We've been. Ryan's got the sweatshirt.

[Miles]

Sweatshirt's phenomenal.

[Tyler]

I got the hat on. They got all sorts of stuff. Good. So go check them out. Bronk workwear.com use code ybr. You get 10 bucks off. All right, Jared.

[Jared]

All right, Miles.

[Tyler]

So what are we doing?

[Jared]

It's called this. The game's called say what, say what?

[Miles]

Say what. If you're not at the beach, where the you at?

[Tyler]

Oh, man, this is going to be good.

[Ryan]

I hated that.

[Miles]

Just need a little halftime break in me.

[Tyler]

Okay. Booze hound. Sheely must have Had a nipper at the break.

[Ryan]

Kids were napping, so we had beers to crush.

[Miles]

Drinking beers and sleeping at the same time.

[Tyler]

Daylight savings got him feeling some type of way because it's 8 o'. Clock.

[Miles]

Feeling loopy.

[Jared]

Is that water in that water bottle?

[Tyler]

You good?

[Miles]

Yeah, I'm great. I'm ready to play.

[Tyler]

So what are we doing? Say what?

[Jared]

Say what? So you guys will answer five questions, but the catch is you guys will have headphones on with really loud techno music playing.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jared]

You have to answer the. You have to say the question back and answer that question what you think it is.

[Tyler]

All right, so am I going first?

[Jared]

I'll have Ryan put the headphones on.

[Miles]

So whose lips are we reading?

[Jared]

So Miles will read questions to you.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Jared]

I'll text you the questions for Ryan.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

Maybe I could just throw those right over top of now. Probably not, no.

[Ryan]

Then you'll hear them in the mic.

[Tyler]

That's good. That wasn't very smart.

[Ryan]

All right.

[Miles]

Yeah, I've seen this game. I've seen the game played before.

[Jared]

So put those suckers on me.

[Ryan]

Texting to me, too. So I. All right, I'll hear Miles. Never mind.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

And do I need to hit. I need to hit play on here?

[Tyler]

No, just have them have it playing. Nothing?

[Jared]

Yeah, I sent those to you.

[Miles]

All right, hang on, hang on.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

Plan.

[Tyler]

Holy.

[Miles]

Okay. Say what?

[Tyler]

All right, you ready, Ryan Kidder.

[Ryan]

No idea what you're saying.

[Tyler]

You good? You good? You ready?

[Miles]

I'm good.

[Tyler]

Okay. Who currently holds the BMF title?

[Jared]

Who repeated.

[Tyler]

Who currently holds the BMF title?

[Ryan]

I think this is a UFC thing, right?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Hold on. Oh, oh.

[Miles]

I got it, dude. Who currently holds the bmf title? Charles oliveira.

[Tyler]

Let's go. No way. Was that it?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Let's go, baby.

[Tyler]

Hey, if we.

[Miles]

It.

[Jared]

Got four more. I got four more.

[Miles]

Are you going to read them again?

[Tyler]

See, you got to try and figure out out loud, me reading the questions. All right, you good? Which porn actress rhymes with Bronnie Chew?

[Miles]

Which porn actress rhymes with Bronnie Chew? Bonnie Chew. Which Bonnie Blue.

[Tyler]

Can you hear us?

[Ryan]

Was that right? Yeah.

[Miles]

Okay. I. I thought I was gonna be completely wrong.

[Ryan]

You were. You can't hear me, so it doesn't matter, but.

[Miles]

Yeah. I can't hear anything you're saying, but you got this. Makes sense.

[Ryan]

You got the answer right?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Am I enunciating too well?

[Ryan]

Maybe.

[Jared]

I don't know.

[Ryan]

Just turn it up.

[Miles]

Your enunciation in your lips is very good.

[Tyler]

Okay, well, should I stop doing that? All right. You ready? Finish this math problem. That's okay. You did it better than that.

[Ryan]

Okay, I'm ready.

[Tyler]

Finish this math problem. What's 71 minus 2?

[Miles]

Finish. Finish this math problem. What's. Can you say the numbers again?

[Tyler]

71 minus 2.

[Miles]

What's 71 minus 2?

[Tyler]

Holy.

[Miles]

69, dude, I'm impressed.

[Ryan]

If.

[Tyler]

Hey, can you hear us?

[Miles]

No, no, I swear.

[Tyler]

All right, all right. I'll say this one quieter and get.

[Ryan]

Get it right.

[Tyler]

Okay. You good? Ryan, what do you consider to be the greatest city in the world? I have no clue. He could hear me. No, I couldn't.

[Miles]

But you were. You're left. You didn't enunciate.

[Tyler]

What do you consider to be the greatest city in the world? What do you consider to be the greatest city in the world?

[Miles]

Go a little bit slower.

[Tyler]

What do you consider to be the greatest city in the world?

[Miles]

What race car is something in the world?

[Tyler]

What do you consider to be the greatest city in the world?

[Miles]

What race car is the fastest in the world? Max Verstappen.

[Tyler]

Got it.

[Miles]

Got it.

[Tyler]

The real answer was what?

[Miles]

No, that was not.

[Tyler]

I did not get that one. Lincoln, Nebraska.

[Miles]

That was a pure mumble job.

[Tyler]

All right, last one, last one.

[Miles]

Last one.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Finish this sentence.

[Miles]

Finish this sentence.

[Tyler]

Mary had a little. Mary had a little.

[Miles]

Okay, you just talk normal.

[Tyler]

I am talking normal. See, your lips are. I am talking normal.

[Miles]

His lips. Your lips are moving.

[Tyler]

Finish the sentence. Mary had a little.

[Miles]

I have no idea.

[Tyler]

Finish this sentence. Mary had a little. Finish this sentence. Mary had a little. You gotta talk.

[Ryan]

You should try something.

[Miles]

Just don't say. Finish this sentence. Just say the actual Mary had a little. One more time.

[Tyler]

Mary had a little.

[Ryan]

I can hear the music in his headphones coming in now.

[Tyler]

Mary had a little.

[Miles]

Mary had a little. Lamb.

[Tyler]

Yeah, he got it. Yeah. Am I up next?

[Miles]

Am I done?

[Jared]

So Tyler will put the headphones on next.

[Tyler]

Oh, God. I don't like that. I'm going last. What's it gonna be?

[Jared]

And then Ryan, I texted them.

[Tyler]

Ryan has the questions for so actively out loud. Try to figure out what I'm saying.

[Ryan]

By the way, Ma, there's no way he could hear you.

[Tyler]

What?

[Ryan]

There is no chance he could hear you.

[Tyler]

Oh, we know. Oh, we know. All right, go ahead.

[Ryan]

Who's reading me questions?

[Jared]

Ryan.

[Miles]

Okay, are you ready?

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'm ready.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Ready? Jerk.

[Miles]

Okay. Who built C Dash 3P0?

[Ryan]

Who built the. Go again.

[Tyler]

Why did you say it like that?

[Miles]

Who built 3P03PO0 on here?

[Ryan]

Keep going. Keep going. Who built.

[Jared]

It's. Oh, yeah.

[Miles]

Who built three P. Okay.

[Ryan]

Who built three.

[Tyler]

This is a Jared job you're doing on this reading.

[Miles]

Who built C3P?

[Ryan]

Oh, I got. I got. I got.

[Tyler]

I got.

[Ryan]

Who built C3PO? Anakin Skywalker. Is that right?

[Miles]

All right, which of these teams have never won a Super Bowl?

[Ryan]

I got this one. Which of these teams has never won a Super Bowl?

[Miles]

Buccaneers, Vikings, or the New England Patriots?

[Ryan]

Okay, I was Buccaneers, Vikings. What was the last team?

[Miles]

Or the New England Patriots.

[Ryan]

Oh, Patriots. Vikings.

[Miles]

Okay, that.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you got that way too much.

[Miles]

Okay. What was the. What was the name of the space station commonly considered the Empire's deadliest weapon?

[Ryan]

What was the name of the. Say, do the first part again.

[Miles]

What was the name of the space station commonly considered the Empire's deadliest weapon?

[Ryan]

I think he's saying, what was the name of the space station but commonly

[Miles]

considered the Empire's deadliest weapon?

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

Commonly considered the Empire's at the top of Weapon.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Ryan]

What was the name of the space station at the top of the Empire's deadliest weapon? Empire State Building.

[Jared]

Got it. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah, there's a space station there.

[Miles]

SpaceX. Ram ranch.

[Tyler]

Ram Ranch.

[Miles]

Ram Ranch. That's the answer at Ram Ranch. Okay, ready for the next one?

[Ryan]

The name of the space station at Ram Ranch.

[Miles]

Yep. Blue Origin.

[Ryan]

I have no idea.

[Miles]

Okay, you ready for the next one? Okay, ready.

[Tyler]

New one. You got it.

[Ryan]

Okay, new one. Next one.

[Miles]

In the 2015 classic, which Hollywood actor played Ant man at the.

[Ryan]

Something. At the certain year? Something. What actor played something. Yeah.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Miles]

In the 2015 classic, which Hollywood actor

[Ryan]

played Ant man at the 2015? Did you say Halloween? Which actor played. I need the name. Give me the last. The actor's name again.

[Miles]

Which actor played Ant man at Batman Bat?

[Ryan]

Which actor play of 2016? Ben Affleck.

[Miles]

Yeah, you knew that one.

[Tyler]

Easy.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

It was Paul Rudd. Okay, last one.

[Tyler]

One more.

[Miles]

One more. Okay. Which sport includes singlets, headgear, and staff infections?

[Ryan]

Which Pokemon. Okay, okay, keep going.

[Miles]

Which Pokemon includes singlets, headgear, and staph infections?

[Ryan]

Holy.

[Miles]

Which Pokemon includes singlets, headgear, and staph infections?

[Ryan]

Staff infections.

[Miles]

You're on the right track.

[Ryan]

Okay. Which Pokemon?

[Tyler]

He's on the right man. Yeah.

[Miles]

Singlets, Steelix, headgear, and staph infections?

[Ryan]

Which Pokemon includes Steelix?

[Tyler]

Is that a Pokemon?

[Ryan]

What was the second word?

[Miles]

Headgear?

[Ryan]

Gengar. Am I on the right thing?

[Miles]

Is this Pokemon headgear and staff infections?

[Ryan]

Okay, I have no idea what the last word is. But I think it's asking me about Pokemon something. The music's getting louder.

[Miles]

Which sport includes singlets, headgear, and staff infections?

[Ryan]

Ash ketchum? I don't know. Got it.

[Tyler]

Let's go.

[Miles]

Ash ketchum. The answer is wrestling.

[Ryan]

Is that it?

[Tyler]

That's it.

[Jared]

You're good. You're good. That's it.

[Tyler]

Holy, dude, am I up now?

[Jared]

Yep. Okay, so I'll have Tyler read the question.

[Ryan]

This is. This is an audio for the people listening so they know what's going on in our.

[Jared]

Very techno musicy.

[Miles]

Yeah, we should have got strobe light. Give someone a brain aneurysm.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Ryan]

How far off of that last one? I don't think.

[Tyler]

Wait, the answer was wrestling. It had nothing to do with Pokemon staffing.

[Ryan]

Fictions was probably the only thing I got right.

[Tyler]

Correct.

[Miles]

Yeah. Which sport includes singlets, headgear, and staph infections?

[Ryan]

Yeah, I heard Steelix and Gengar, because I was on the. I was on the Pokemon train already.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Okay, Tyler, I got. You're gonna read questions to Miles.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Oh, wow, this is loud.

[Miles]

Tyler's good at enunciating, though, so this. This might be good.

[Tyler]

I now understand why. I now understand why Tyler was. Yeah.

[Miles]

I think to my advantage, it's because I was right next to him. And after the first one, I think I knew which route you guys were going.

[Jared]

Yeah, I try to mix it up.

[Tyler]

You definitely could hear me, though.

[Miles]

No, I. Well, you can't hear me.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

[Tyler]

I'll read it. You can hear me. What is it? Say what you're gonna say.

[Miles]

I was telling them.

[Tyler]

I was telling them I was wearing a banana hammock.

[Miles]

I think to my advantage, because I was so close to you.

[Tyler]

Because I was so close to you, I could.

[Miles]

I could read your lips better. Yeah,

[Ryan]

you can see my lips?

[Tyler]

Are we going?

[Ryan]

Yeah, can you see my lips? Good, good.

[Tyler]

Visual just turned up all the way. Oh, yeah. Is this. Is this a Jared like. Did you make this song with Jake? Yeah. You and Jake made this song?

[Jared]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Jake. That's what Jake and Jared do in their spare time is they sample Kanye songs.

[Jared]

Yeah. We spent 3,000. $3,000 on DJ equipment with a company card. It was really good.

[Miles]

3K and DJ equipment.

[Ryan]

Miles, not nod your head yes, if that's fine.

[Jared]

Yeah. See?

[Ryan]

See? Yeah, that's good.

[Tyler]

Are you guys ready to go? Yep.

[Ryan]

Yep. Ready here. Here we go.

[Tyler]

Three letter words. One. One syllable.

[Ryan]

Which country? Which country does spaghetti come.

[Tyler]

Does beginning of the.

[Ryan]

Which country does spaghetti come from?

[Tyler]

Doesn't finish. What's the last part of it?

[Ryan]

Does spaghetti come from.

[Tyler]

Does who come from spaghetti? Spaghetti Italy. Let's go.

[Ryan]

Got it.

[Tyler]

What country does. What country does spaghetti come from? Was the question.

[Miles]

Yes.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

All right, number two.

[Tyler]

That's French.

[Miles]

Yeah. Not Italian, but okay.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah. We're going.

[Ryan]

Who was the first president of the United States?

[Tyler]

What's the first president of the United States? George Washington.

[Miles]

You can't hear me.

[Ryan]

Just talk mad right now. Yeah.

[Tyler]

I mean, Jared, did you even try to make these hard? Come on. Are we going again? It's getting louder.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yep. What do vegetarians not eat?

[Tyler]

Start over.

[Ryan]

What do vegetarians not eat?

[Tyler]

Oh, man, this would be tough. One more time.

[Ryan]

What do vegetarians not eat?

[Tyler]

What?

[Ryan]

You got that one?

[Miles]

Yeah, that's right. That's right.

[Ryan]

What do vegetarians not eat?

[Tyler]

Again?

[Ryan]

What do vegetarians.

[Tyler]

Slower, slower.

[Ryan]

What do vegetarians not eat?

[Miles]

Give a pause in between do and vegetarians. Because it does look like a One word.

[Ryan]

Okay. What do vegetarians not eat?

[Miles]

All I got is what?

[Tyler]

I think.

[Miles]

That's the best you could do.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I can't go any further.

[Miles]

I know, I know.

[Ryan]

I could maybe, like, try and just.

[Miles]

What?

[Ryan]

Okay. What?

[Tyler]

What do. What? Dude. Yep, yep.

[Jared]

You got it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

What do. Oh, nope.

[Ryan]

What do vegetarians.

[Tyler]

This is what it looks like to me. That's what it looks like.

[Ryan]

Do you have a guess?

[Miles]

B is the answer.

[Tyler]

Who does.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

It's, like, over exaggerating it so much. Yeah. And now it doesn't look like English.

[Ryan]

Now I'm just trying to help.

[Tyler]

Speaking a Star wars language.

[Miles]

No.

[Ryan]

What do vegetarians not eat?

[Tyler]

What do

[Ryan]

vegetarians.

[Tyler]

What do fish carry?

[Miles]

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

[Jared]

You got it.

[Tyler]

What do fish carry?

[Ryan]

What do vegetarians not eat?

[Tyler]

What do fish carry? Say the last part again.

[Ryan]

Not eat.

[Tyler]

Do the fish carry?

[Miles]

Do the chickens have large talons?

[Tyler]

Fish. What do the fish carry? To the doctor.

[Jared]

Yep, yep, yep.

[Tyler]

They're insurance cars. Easy.

[Ryan]

Got it. Got it.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah. That was good.

[Miles]

That was good.

[Ryan]

Okay, ready? Question number four. Number four. Yep. What's the name for the fluffy white shapes? You can see the beat just hit.

[Tyler]

It's so hard to focus. What's the name of.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

What's the name for the fluffy white shapes you can see in the sky?

[Tyler]

His lips just blend into his teeth. I can't. I can't tell what's teeth and what's lip.

[Miles]

Now your teeth are dirty, by the way.

[Tyler]

Is that you're trying to clean them up. What's the name of The.

[Ryan]

What's the name for the fluffy white shapes you can see in the sky?

[Tyler]

That's so long.

[Ryan]

It's a long one.

[Tyler]

What's the name of the fourth?

[Ryan]

Fluffy white shapes? What's the name of the fluffy white shapes?

[Tyler]

What is the. What is the name of the flour tortilla chip? Tostitos.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Nice. Yeah. We got it.

[Ryan]

Let's go. All right, here we go.

[Tyler]

Number five.

[Ryan]

Yep. Number five. In which sport might you hear these words Bogey, eagle, and birdie?

[Tyler]

You gotta start over. I. I have these lights. You didn't have to deal with the light.

[Miles]

Okay, there you go. There you go.

[Ryan]

In which sport might you hear these words?

[Tyler]

What's the s. Of your wiener, Tyler? I think it's like, got to be like three, four of an inch.

[Ryan]

You got it?

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

No, no, read it. Read it again. Read it again.

[Ryan]

Read it again.

[Tyler]

Is the. That helps. That helps.

[Miles]

Yeah, but your mic is. Mike's. Your mic's casting a shadow, so you have to look up.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

There you go.

[Ryan]

In which sport might you hear the words?

[Miles]

No, now the flashlights.

[Ryan]

Yep, yep. Okay. I'm just make. I'm trying to memorize.

[Miles]

Okay. Okay.

[Tyler]

Go do me one of you.

[Ryan]

Ready? In which sport might you hear these.

[Tyler]

In what sport? Start from there. What sport?

[Ryan]

In what sport might you hear these words bogey, birdie, and eagle.

[Tyler]

In what sport could say it again.

[Ryan]

In what sport might you hear these words?

[Tyler]

Something the worse. In what sport is something the worst.

[Ryan]

In what sport might you hear these words?

[Tyler]

Give me the options. Is this a multiple choice?

[Jared]

No,

[Miles]

options. Options. Give me options.

[Ryan]

Bogey, birdie, and eagle.

[Tyler]

Bogey,

[Ryan]

birdie, birdie and eagle.

[Tyler]

All right. And what's the last one?

[Ryan]

Eagle, Bogey.

[Tyler]

What's. Oh, golf.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Let's go.

[Ryan]

Got it.

[Jared]

We're good?

[Tyler]

Yeah, we're good. You're go, Jared.

[Jared]

I can't. I don't have any questions.

[Tyler]

You don't have any questions?

[Jared]

No, but I can go so I

[Tyler]

can take these off. Was I yelling?

[Miles]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

I could try it.

[Jared]

Let me go grab them.

[Miles]

Yeah, come on in here.

[Tyler]

We can just make up questions.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

How'd I do? Got the first two right and the last one.

[Jared]

You got three right?

[Ryan]

Yeah. You got the first two and the last one right.

[Tyler]

What was the third and fourth question?

[Ryan]

Third question was, what do vegetarians not eat? And then the one you thought was tortilla chips was, what's the name for the fluffy white shapes you can see in the sky?

[Miles]

And the answer is clouds.

[Ryan]

And then like the golf one.

[Miles]

You got to.

[Ryan]

You got the question. Right. But it was, in which sport might you hear these words?

[Tyler]

Oh, bogey. I thought it was worst.

[Jared]

So Ryan got four right, Tyler got two right, Miles got three right.

[Tyler]

So much easier when you're closer.

[Miles]

Yeah, I would. I would agree.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I had the advantage, but I'll take the wow. Unless you get five or four.

[Jared]

Let's take it four or five.

[Tyler]

We'll see.

[Miles]

Okay, I gotta think of a good question for Jared.

[Jared]

Should I put the cans on now?

[Miles]

Well, I gotta. I have a question.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I got a question.

[Jared]

I'll put them on.

[Tyler]

You're up.

[Miles]

Ready?

[Jared]

I'm ready.

[Miles]

Okay. In which grade?

[Tyler]

In which way did they stop?

[Miles]

Does you stop teaching you how to read?

[Jared]

I put my head closer. Like I can hear you better.

[Miles]

Okay, ready? In which grade? In which way did they stop?

[Jared]

Can I stop teaching? Oh, I don't know.

[Miles]

You teaching how to read?

[Jared]

I. I don't know how to read. In which way? I don't know how to read.

[Miles]

In which grade?

[Jared]

I have no idea.

[Tyler]

So hard.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

In which grade? In which way did they stop?

[Jared]

Does the middle is me up?

[Miles]

Did they stop teaching?

[Jared]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tyler]

You how to reading.

[Miles]

In which grade did they stop teaching you how to read?

[Ryan]

Go here. Should I try it? Since I'm close? Yeah. Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Okay. Okay. Okay. Eyes on me. In which grade? Which grade?

[Jared]

In which way? I can't do it.

[Ryan]

Did they stop teaching you to read?

[Jared]

Somebody who taught me how to read.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

We're on the.

[Tyler]

Yeah. What's the answer?

[Miles]

What's the answer? Answer?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Who taught me how to read?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

No parents. No parents.

[Miles]

Yeah, we got it.

[Tyler]

All right, Jerry, you got it. Ready?

[Owen Stubblebine]

What?

[Jared]

What program? It looks like you said blow job there for a sec.

[Tyler]

What program?

[Jared]

What? Pool rap.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Teaches kids to read.

[Jared]

There's. I think there's read at the end.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Which program teaches kids to read? I think by going like this in my eyes, it's gonna help.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Don't know which parent taught me how to read.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Is that the question?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

My mom. Yeah. There you go.

[Miles]

That's a good answer. That's the right answer.

[Tyler]

Answer was hooked on phonics. All right, Tyler.

[Miles]

Okay. Tyler.

[Ryan]

Okay. Okay.

[Tyler]

How many Super Bowls do the Vikings have?

[Jared]

It looks like you said, how many stripper poles? Right away.

[Tyler]

How many stripper poles have you. Have I been on?

[Jared]

How many server polls have I been on?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jared]

I don't think any. I think zero.

[Miles]

The answer is zero. Zero.

[Ryan]

You got that one wrong.

[Tyler]

Got that one wrong.

[Miles]

That one wrong dirt.

[Tyler]

The correct answer was not enough.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Tyler]

No idea. Yeah. Yeah.

[Miles]

You got it.

[Ryan]

How many naked cowboys were there in the showers at Ram Ranch?

[Jared]

I have no idea. You lost me in this second half.

[Ryan]

How many. How many naked?

[Tyler]

Naked?

[Ryan]

Naked?

[Jared]

I don't know.

[Miles]

How many naked.

[Tyler]

This isn't charade.

[Miles]

I'm trying to get. I'm trying to get him on the right track. If we can get. Because the K and the N is hard to. It's hard to see because there's no lip moving.

[Ryan]

Naked.

[Miles]

How many.

[Ryan]

How many naked cow boys were there in the showers at Ram Ranch?

[Jared]

I'm so lost. I don't know.

[Tyler]

How many, Tyler?

[Ryan]

18.

[Tyler]

All right, we'll go on the next one.

[Jared]

I'll try to think of one.

[Ryan]

Ready? In what. What year. Year did. Oh, my God. I don't even know the answer. I'm a idiot.

[Tyler]

What is it? What year? What year did what.

[Ryan]

Christopher Columbus sale is 1492, right?

[Tyler]

1492.

[Ryan]

Okay. I wanted to make sure that that's the right year. Okay. In what year? In what year did Christopher Columbus sail the ocean blue?

[Jared]

I want to say this is a Super bowl one.

[Miles]

Yeah. Yep. You're right. What year?

[Ryan]

In what year did Christopher Columbus sail the ocean blue?

[Jared]

I don't.

[Ryan]

Who.

[Jared]

In what year did Christopher. Super Bowl.

[Ryan]

Christopher. Now I feel like I'm doing the words wrong with my lips. I've been doing it so many.

[Tyler]

What year did Christopher Columbus sail the ocean blue? What year, what year, what year did Christopher Columbus.

[Jared]

The last part. I can't. I have no idea what the Last part is.

[Tyler]

1492 is the answer. The problem is, when your brain's not thinking about that, you don't. You can't pick up on it.

[Ryan]

Right?

[Tyler]

All right, scratch it.

[Ryan]

You got them. All right.

[Tyler]

Oh, oh, we're gonna do one more.

[Jared]

Okay, I apologize. That's bad radio.

[Miles]

That was great radio.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

What'd you guys say?

[Ryan]

Oh, it was your first one.

[Tyler]

Ryan, we asked you how many naked cowboys are in the shower at Rams.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah, that was the one I did. Yeah.

[Miles]

In which grade did they stop teaching you how to read?

[Tyler]

And then I said, what program teaches kids how to read?

[Jared]

And I said. I thought you said, which parrot? Yeah, yeah, gotcha.

[Tyler]

And then last one was, what year did Christopher Columbus sail the ocean blue?

[Jared]

Blue. Oh, I kind of got ocean blue. I thought it was like, Bonnie blue at the end.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I mean, you have preconceived notions with the other questions. I understand. Where you go there?

[Miles]

That have been right? We gave you a half point.

[Jared]

Oh man, that was. Yeah, my brain's way harder.

[Ryan]

What were my other three? You guys said I got two right. I know, I got.

[Tyler]

Ryan's got the questions.

[Jared]

I could read them.

[Miles]

I got it.

[Ryan]

They got Anakin Skywalker.

[Miles]

Yep, Anakin Skywalker. Teams that one never won super bowl. What was the name of the space station commonly consider the empire's deadliest weapon?

[Ryan]

Oh, Death star. Yeah.

[Miles]

And then in the 2015 classic, which Hollywood actor played Ant Man?

[Ryan]

And I thought Batman.

[Miles]

You said Bruce Wayne.

[Ryan]

I said Ben Affleck.

[Miles]

Bradley Cooper.

[Ryan]

And the last one was what?

[Miles]

Which sport includes headgear and staff? And what was the fastest? The one I thought was like who's the. What's the fastest happen race car.

[Tyler]

Oh God.

[Ryan]

For Ryan. For Ryan. For Ryan.

[Tyler]

What do you consider the greatest city in the world? Lincoln, Nebraska.

[Miles]

Oh, I'd have never got that one.

[Ryan]

That was fun.

[Miles]

That was.

[Jared]

I'm exhausted.

[Tyler]

That was over stimulation. Very. Music?

[Miles]

Very much so. Sleeping. Your kids sleep though. You guys gotta remember that.

[Ryan]

I've been doing that enough. That's why I was so brain fogged.

[Tyler]

I know.

[Miles]

Beefog.

[Tyler]

All right Jared, what do we got? Is that it?

[Jared]

Oh, I gotta weigh in.

[Tyler]

You gotta weigh in. And then fun fact. You want to do fun fact first?

[Jared]

Yeah, we do fun fact first. A bastard sword is a type of sword that is between one handed and a two handed sword in size. It could be held in one arm with a shield for instance. But it has a longer grip so it can be held with two hands for more powerful blow. It appeared in the 14th century with the growing use of more advanced armor.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So a non bastard sword is not like that.

[Jared]

Correct.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's because it's not a one handed sword. It's not a two handed sword. It's not one or the other. It's not trueborn or whatever. It's bastard that was in it.

[Tyler]

The sword was born out of wedlock. Yes, it's why it's a bastard sword.

[Miles]

Got it.

[Tyler]

Two swords that weren't married and had that sword. And so that's why it's a bastard.

[Ryan]

They also have a much more simple name. A hand and a half. Hand and a half sword. Can't get quite two hands on it. But you can?

[Miles]

Well, yeah,

[Tyler]

yeah. I mean I definitely don't have a hand in the half. I have a two finger sword.

[Jared]

Two finger.

[Tyler]

On a good day I didn't have a hand and a half. Yeah, that'd be awesome. What do you do with that much sword? How do you. How do you wield that type of sword?

[Miles]

Breed it, I think Pringles can. I think you breed it. Yeah. Coke bottle leader. Leader of. Dude, What are them? One of them little. Those little wine they have, like, aren't they like buzzball? A little buzzball.

[Jared]

Look like a piss ball.

[Tyler]

Piss ball. What was the piss bomb deal again?

[Miles]

I. I don't know what led me to. Boy, I told you guys what piss bombers.

[Tyler]

I know what piss bomb is now.

[Ryan]

God damn it.

[Tyler]

That's so gross.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

What was. What was the last way I feel like.

[Jared]

It was like 220something.

[Ryan]

We gotta have a chart.

[Tyler]

You don't know.

[Jared]

It's been like three weeks. I think it was 220. I believe so.

[Miles]

Okay. Okay. Well, yeah, if it was 222, then yeah, it's. It's even better for us because if he aims on the lower end, then he should have lost a lot of weight up until this weigh in.

[Ryan]

He's trying to get to 200, I think so.

[Tyler]

What is it, Ryan?

[Miles]

It's probably because of the carpet that it's. But it's. Am I seeing it right? That's hovering between 217 and 218. 218.0.

[Tyler]

Let's go.

[Ryan]

There we go, Jared. We're on track.

[Miles]

218 0.

[Ryan]

He had a good weekend.

[Miles]

Let's go, Jared. Good weekend. Drinking lights.

[Jared]

I had pizza and burgers yesterday, so that's huge.

[Miles]

You know, you gotta weigh in today too.

[Tyler]

Come on, man. When are you gonna start taking this seriously?

[Jared]

I. I already have.

[Tyler]

You should be losing. You should be losing three pounds a day. Get there quick and then coast.

[Ryan]

Everyone loves that. Just maintain, maintain, maintain fast till the podcast stop eating.

[Jared]

I could eat on the podcast. That's what I could eat.

[Miles]

Just fast till the podcast be down £5.

[Jared]

That's true.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Jared]

I'll do better.

[Ryan]

You're only allowed to eat while you're podcasting.

[Miles]

We just need to hit. What do we need to hit? 210 by 204. We just need to hit 204 by July.

[Tyler]

Lose 20 pounds.

[Jared]

Cuz the initial weigh in was 224.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Yep. I mean at this point though, you gotta go for 199.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

I mean we got.

[Tyler]

You might as well just go like for 188it.

[Miles]

We got four months and at that

[Tyler]

point let's just bump it up. Let's go 155. Call it good.

[Jared]

Okay. I'LL do. I'll get some Ozempic.

[Tyler]

Go on the Ozempi.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Jared]

Might have to it for that.

[Tyler]

Is that it, Jared? Well, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of you Bet you Race Radio. Have a great week. We'll see you in the next one.

[Jared]

When you have guests over for dinner, do you give them the shitty beer when offering beverages? Not just beer, but the shitty cutlery, the shitty chair at the table. Let them use the shitty bathroom.

[Ryan]

Firmly depends on the guest. I know that's a lame ass answer, but if one of my best friends is coming over. Yeah. I'm trying to put the skunky beer from the back of the fridge on him.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Besides, the closer I am with them, the worse I treat them. Yeah. My sister comes over like, no, you can go get the Malibu from the old bottle with. There's only an inch left. That's for you.

[Miles]

Yeah, I think there's just, there's something about drinking old booze at someone else's house. Like, it doesn't taste as bad.

[Ryan]

Yeah. What's free?

[Miles]

Exactly.

[Ryan]

You're getting it as a gift, so it doesn't taste as shitty.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Now in terms of, I mean, I'm just gonna give them whatever's in my. Like, if they want something good, I'll give them something good, you know, because I, I, that's just part of having a good time with your buddies or with guests or whoever it is when it comes, like the shitty cutlery and stuff. Like, I don't have, like, shitty specific cutlery to, like, give to guests when they come over.

[Ryan]

Be like your everyday, like your everyday stuff. You're not whipping out the fine china for these people.

[Miles]

Essentially, my wife is for everybody. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Jared]

Do you have fine china?

[Miles]

Well, I don't think it's china, dude.

[Ryan]

We have.

[Miles]

I think it's just, it's like, it's just nice, like glassware and plates and shit that we use when guests come over.

[Ryan]

This is an actual point of contention at my house right now. We have three sets of china, like, nice fine china. Like, I've looked up the resale and one of them is like 2,500 bucks for the full set. Whose are they all handed out? So I have a set of my mom's and Becca has a set from her mom and then also a set from her grandma. And it's like, well, I'm not sentimental with this china. I'm trying to get rid of mine. Yeah, but it's like.

[Miles]

You are?

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. I'm Slinging it all to all of my relatives because I don't want to sell it or donate it. But I also don't know. I know for a fact we don't need three sets of fucking china.

[Jared]

No.

[Tyler]

Where we.

[Ryan]

We've eaten off them one time ever in the history of me being married to my wife.

[Miles]

Yeah. Well, there's no, like, dude, there's no, like, sentiment. If you. If you never see it and use it, then there's really no sentiment there.

[Ryan]

Right. Two of the sets are in cardboard boxes in storage. Yeah. And the other set is in a hutch in the basement based. Tucked behind a corner of a wall.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

I feel like that was our grandparents generation of, like, beanie babies. Like, they all bought it.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Worth something someday. Which it kind of is. But still they would just. I feel like every grandparent has fine china.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So after I go through my Rolodex of relatives of seeing if anyone wants my mom's fine china and nobody wants it, then I'll throw it on the open market. Full set, by the way.

[Miles]

Yeah. I mean, if you can get 2,500 bucks. Absolutely.

[Ryan]

It's not hers. That's 2,500 bucks.

[Miles]

But, well, even if it's 500 bucks.

[Ryan]

Right. Right.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's 200 bucks.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And I'd ask my sisters, and they're like, no, we'll each take a cup. I'm like, well, no, then the set's broken.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You can't do that. That you can't sell it individually.

[Ryan]

And I. Then I can't sell it as a matching set.

[Miles]

Correct. Because that holds value in itself.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And also you for thinking you can get away with just taking one cup from me. Why do I have all this stuff?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

You list the china, like, on a Friday night. Then Ryan sees it the next morning. Facebook Marketplace.

[Ryan]

Is this still available?

[Miles]

Yeah. He lives too far away to get out. He's out of my range. Oh, I. Well, unless I. Unless I'm doom scrolling marketplace, then I'll

[Jared]

get to find China.

[Miles]

I'll get to like. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jared]

So you'd be a bad place in life if you're doom Scroller for fine china Marketplace.

[Miles]

I know. Unless you can find. I mean, I'm always. I'm always here for a hot deal. It doesn't matter what it is. If it's a good deal and I can make some. Make some coin off it. But I. Knowing it's Tyler's moms, I would not. I mean, that's just not a. That's Not a. Some coin I'm looking to chase.

[Jared]

You have principles.

[Miles]

I do.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Though.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Jared]

Richard Fer. So I recently got married. Exclamation mark.

[Miles]

Congrats.

[Ryan]

Did he type that out or are you just verbalizing punctuation?

[Jared]

Verbalize. I feel I have to verbalize punctuation, though.

[Ryan]

Okay. Yeah.

[Jared]

I just got married, so I recently got married.

[Miles]

So I recently got married. Yeah.

[Jared]

What are some new ways I can annoy my now wife?

[Miles]

I. I don't think there's anything new after you get married. I think you just keep doing the same things.

[Ryan]

No, honestly. Things that you were doing pre married will now just annoy her. So you're good. Just. Just breathe out of your mouth.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Ryan]

That'll piss her off. Chew louder.

[Tyler]

Chew.

[Ryan]

Just chew, period.

[Miles]

Yep.

[Ryan]

Fart. I mean, any normal bodily function. Just do that.

[Miles]

Clear your throat a lot.

[Ryan]

That'll piss her off.

[Jared]

I'd say like once a week, ask them to come downstairs for something and when they come downstairs, say you figured it out. Do that until the. She catches on to it.

[Miles]

Yeah. Yeah. That's not bad.

[Ryan]

I figured it out. You're good.

[Jared]

Yeah. That's a mild way to annoy them.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I just start moving around.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Put the cups in a different cupboard one day.

[Jared]

Yeah. Do different labels with seasoning. So put the thyme on the parsley and parsley on the time.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Oh, here's a good one. In your silverware divider, just put the forks in the regular spoon spot and then put the spoons in the regular fork spot.

[Jared]

I like that.

[Ryan]

It's nothing. Nothing that major, but that'll really annoy her.

[Miles]

Yeah. So I think. I think that's like. You don't want to go to too much work, too.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Because I think it's just your daily activity that is what should annoy her. So if you're like having to swap labels out and you could be doing something way better with your time, just

[Ryan]

think, just let a little air out of one of her tires. Don't. Not to the point where it's dangerous, but to where the light comes on and she has to go fill it up.

[Miles]

She's not going to go fill it up, though. You're going to have to fill it up for her. So you're just like. You're creating more work for yourself.

[Jared]

Cut the brakes on one of the tires.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

Just cut the front brake line. Does that have. I don't think that's how brake lines work in vehicles. I think they're all one line. I have no clue.

[Miles]

I don't know anything about cars.

[Jared]

We can't talk about cars because people get pissed.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

It's like, really?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Because we don't know anything in that roast. Yeah.

[Ryan]

The roast said us talking about car. Cars is like girls talking about sports.

[Miles]

Sure, yeah.