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Tyler
Superman has just gotta be one of the worst superheroes. I think he's the best superhero, probably. Really? It's just too good. Well, it's like, okay, you made an invincible guy unvincible. Invincible? You made invincible. You literally can't Vince him. You can't convince me. You can't Vince him. That's why Vince Vaughn has never played him. He's unvincible. He's. He's invincible. So, like, wow, that's really, like, a good plot. It's like, nothing can hurt this guy. Well, except for what's his. Kryptonite. Kryptonite. I know, I know. No, I know. They just like, oh, yeah, there's this from another world that's gonna show up on Earth and just make him not good. I mean, just. Just the plot writing. Who wrote. Who wrote that? Stan Lee. Who. Who's. I think so. No, he's. He's dc, so he's not Stanley. I don't know. Whoever did, it's just not your best work. He just could have. You know, you can fly. You can. He's. He's just invincible. Right? Yeah, I mean, that's pretty much it. And I don't. I mean, granted, I haven't seen any Superman movies, but, like, Batman's got a sick backstory. Right. His parents died. Spoilers. Spider Man. He also can fly. Yeah. And if you shoot him, he will die. Yeah. Yeah. But, like, what I'm saying is, like, they both have, like, really solid reasons that motivate them to be, like, good and be who they are. Superman is just like. He's just born like that. Off. Tyler's here right now. You correct us so much. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, well, you'll see. Jake, that is not canyon. If you. If you go into a. That is not a canyon event. Yeah. And. Well, actually, that's not canon. He retconned it. He. Tyler loves saying Retcon, which is retroactive. Canon. Canon. Or something like that. They, like, retroactively write stuff into the story. Just Retcon. Red. Like, retina. What is it? Retcon. Redcon. Rhett. Retcon. Retcon. Like Thomas Rhett Cod. I think that there's. There's probably a thousand instances in the world ever that people use the word canon. And Tyler's, like, 898 of those references come from Tyler. Yeah. Tyler loves lore. It's like when Tyler was born, you know, like, on Google Search. It'll, like, show the trends of words and stuff. You can track it from when Tyler was born and could start talking the can. The word canon had a big spike using that. The last time he used canon was, like, 1904. And then Tyler shows up and is a huge spike. He's bringing it back. I wouldn't be surprised when he has his fourth kid. That is. The kid's gotta be named Cannon. Nick Cannon. Yeah, That's Tyler's Nick Cannon. And it actually would work with his rhyming naming scheme. They all start with the letter C. That's true. Oh, yeah. It works perfectly. So we're going to get Canon Nick Ziggler as his next kid. Nick, write that down. Write it down. It's just. I don't know. Superman is. You know, they're making a new one, right? Is that why you. Yeah, Billboard for it. And I was just like, wow, that movie sucks. What I think is really funny is that there's, like, a big reveal for who's going to be the next Superman, like, what actor they're going to pick. And, like, nobody cares. They make it a huge deal that it's like, who's Superman is this. Who cares? Yeah. If it's not Vince Vaughn, I'm not in. He's invincible. Yeah. Who would be the best Superman? Like, Danny DeVito would be really funny to pick a Superman. See, that's what they got to do. Like, you know how. Go flip it. Yeah. Like, Deadpool was great because he was kind of an sarcastic character. People like that. Whatever. That's what he's got to do with Superman. He's run its course culturally. People don't. Yeah. I mean, it's like the star quarterback being a superhero. It's like, that's not very fun. You want the nerdy guy who gets shoved in a locker to suddenly get powers, and then he comes back and he saves the day. Spider Man. Spider man, yeah. Oh, yeah. You want this guy to be orphaned, be bitten by a bat, comes back, it's like. So it's like. And you want him to be orphans, too? You. You just want him to be orphaned? Batman's not Batman if he ain't orphan. All right. I like this kid. He's got some superpowers. Somebody kill his parents. Somebody kill. He doesn't have superpowers. That's true. No, I. Well, I mean, being rich is a superpower, so that is true. Be the best power of all. Let's see, you know, like, the guy. Like Aquaman. How did Aquaman come to be. He's a DC comic. He's got no good backstory. Isn't he? He's not Marvel. No, no, no. DC Comics. A guy that just likes walking around shirtless with jean shorts on. Is that Wolverine? And he just gets his. Oh, and turns green. Like. That's a great story. You just take steroids. I liked wearing shirts. It wouldn't, you know, if he was always green and angry all the time. Not as good. It's like, relax, Hulk. Literally. That's what people are like. Yeah, we didn't morph into the Hulk if he just was the Hulk. That's why the Thing didn't become a thing. He just was always a rock. You know, he could never be paper or scissors. He was his only rock. And he was getting beat every time in that someone's papering his ass. Yeah. All the time. Yeah. Why is the villain in that thing not paper? Paper man. That's a great paper boy. Yeah, it's a paper boy. You know, that's why, you know, the Mr. Fantastic is way more popular than the Thing. The Thing is just always rock. The Hulk morphs back and forth. There's some dynamic. Superman's always super. He's not the sometime Superman. Maybe that's how they got to fix him. Well, he's Clark Cat. Yeah, but he's. He's a journalist, isn't he? Or is that. Yes. He works for the Daily Planet. This is something like that. Yeah. Lex Luthor. So, anyway, yeah, that. That's my superhero rant, guys. If you want more, you bet your radio you gotta check out our Patreon. 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