Things That Are Music to a Blue Collar Guy's Ears 🎙 #385

Summary

Podcast Summary: You Betcha Radio – “Things That Are Music to a Blue Collar Guy’s Ears” (#385)

Date: July 7, 2026
Hosts: Myles (“You Betcha Guy”), Ryan, Tyler, Jerrod
Theme: A quintessential Midwest, blue-collar perspective on everyday life, nostalgia, and man culture, spiced with a comedic group dynamic.

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Episode Overview

The team returns in full strength for a fresh, comedy-filled episode rooted in tales of Midwest manhood. This week, the group unpacks their “20 steaks for $40” YouTube adventure, peruses blue-collar “music to the ears” moments, recounts Fourth of July escapades, and gets nostalgic (and a little risqué) about home videos, high school superlatives, and Midwestern social etiquette.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The “20 Steaks for $40” Saga

[Timestamps: 00:10-19:21]

• The Experience:
  The crew discusses their latest YouTube adventure: standing in line for over an hour to buy 20 steaks for $40 in a hardware store parking lot. There’s skepticism and camaraderie in line, collective questioning on whether it’s a scam, and tales of quirky meat “bouncers” and evasive sales tactics.

  • “What’s kinda funny is, guys are pretty levelheaded and can sniff out a scam—until it comes to meat.” — Myles [03:24]
  • “Their whole model is just, like, drop in and drop out.” — Myles [04:01]

• Sales Shenanigans:
  The “steak truck” upsells to $700 but drops to $189 if you resist, invoking fake radio promos and urgency:

  • “This is why the radio station’s here… while the radio station’s here, the deal's another $100 off.” — Myles [06:28]
  • Reality is, anyone can get the ‘deal’ if they just keep refusing the upsell.

• Ethics & Humor:
  The guys debate if it's a scam. Conclusion: not exactly a scam, but definitely a “bad deal” with “misleading marketing”.

  • “They're steak oil salesmen!” — Crew [09:13]

• Cooking Experiments:
  They try steaks using every method imaginable (pan, grill, air fryer, microwave, even dishwasher!). The air fryer surprisingly delivers the best result within a spectrum of “surprisingly edible to dog food level.”

  • “I was pleasantly surprised about cooking a steak in the air fryer.” — Jerrod [16:56]
  • “We ate dog food. It's junk meat.” — Tyler [19:16]

2. Blue Collar “Music to the Ears” Moments

[Timestamps: 61:37–74:53]

• Segment Introduction:
  They riff on the phrase: “music to a blue collar guy’s ears”—meaning things that make a working man’s day.

  • “Anything but eating the packed lunch that they brought is music to a blue collar guy’s ears.” — Myles [62:22]

• Classic Moments:

  • Hearing lunch is at Pizza Ranch or there's “beers for lunch.”
  • “Boss says, ‘If you guys get this done early, you can go home.’ You’ve never seen us work harder.” — Tyler [64:46]
  • Rain in the forecast meaning no roofing work.
  • A pull-start engine firing on the first try.
  • Getting word the gas station bathroom was just cleaned.
  • The microwave “ding” signaling hot food is ready, chicken strips fresh out, or getting first dibs on chuckwagon pizza at the station.

• Culture Commentary:

  • The idea of sitting in a boss’s truck for A/C is “as weird as hanging out in someone else’s bedroom.” [65:41]
  • Discussion on the ritual and sacredness of one's messy work truck; “We understand our mess.” — Tyler [72:25]
  • When the boss is gone for the day, “The second-in-command gets no respect. It’s substitute teacher day.” — Tyler [69:40]
  • If someone's wife shows up at the jobsite: “endless ‘I’m gonna bang your wife’ jokes.” [70:16]

3. Midwest Summer & Family Talk

[Timestamps: 21:02–29:56, 33:01–44:12]

• Fourth of July Recap:
  Ryan details a Black Hills trip, “side-by-side” off-roading, and dodging awkward gas station encounters from past road trips. The group's nostalgia for Mount Rushmore, Wall Drug, and family traditions runs strong.
  • “Those hills are fun. It’s a trip I choose to take about once a year.” — Ryan [28:53]
• Parenting and Grilling Disasters:
  From lost Traeger smoker covers to kids tossing fishing rods straight into the lake, the group relates Midwest outdoor mishaps with their usual self-deprecating humor.

4. Home Videos: Nostalgia Gets Real

[Timestamps: 31:35–44:12]

• Myles laments the loss of true home videos:
  • “We don’t do home videos anymore, just 20-second clips on our phones. So this weekend I took a home video on my phone—rolled for 13 minutes.” — Myles [32:14]
• The group cheers the idea of “long roll” family videos and the joys of catching mundane moments for future nostalgia.
  • “Make a folder for home videos. You’ll appreciate 20 years from now.” — Myles [33:28]
  • “You’re not getting in the home videos for your kids, you’re getting in them for your grandkids.” — Myles [37:47]
• In classic fashion, they brainstorm technical solutions and joke about memory storage running out.

5. Hot Dog Eating Contest (Blue Collar Olympics)

[Timestamps: 48:28–56:03]

• Jerrod recounts a family campground contest—timed hot dog eating, competitive brackets, and the agony of defeat to “some big kid from out of state.”
  • “Winner had 31 seconds. Mine was 35. I lost by four seconds!” — Jerrod [50:46]
  • “What’s the prize?” — Myles “Hot dog champ T-shirt.” — Jerrod [54:21]
• The group riffs on amateur rules (“piping hot” dogs, missed hydration, and fairness), ending with plans for Calcutta-style betting in future years.

6. School Superlatives, Gossipy Midwest “Fame”

[Timestamps: 78:08–83:55]

• The hosts reminisce about quirky high school awards:
  • Miles: “homecoming king,” “drama king”
  • Jerrod: “biggest gossip”
  • Lots of ribbing on who peaked when (“I was king of the school that year,” Miles [82:08])
• The hierarchy of “snowball king” is discussed as the “bronze medal” of high school royalty.

7. Midwest Neighbor Etiquette & Peach Cobbler Goes NSFW

[Timestamps: 89:53–97:47]

• The group debates proper window to introduce yourself to neighbors (consensus: up to six months is acceptable).
  • “You can ride that wave up to six months—after that it’s just, ‘Yeah, I’ve been kinda avoiding you.’” — Myles [90:28]
• Bringing a peach cobbler to neighbors triggers a tangent about its supposed NSFW double entendre.
  • “Exploring the meaning of peach cobbler in sexual context is one of the search results…” — Myles [93:41]
  • “Anyone under 40 that says they love peach cobbler—probably not referring to dessert!” — Ryan [97:17]

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Memorable Quotes

• “Guys are pretty levelheaded and can sniff out a scam—until it comes to meat.” — Myles [03:24]
• “They're steak oil salesmen!” — Crew [09:13]
• “It’s not a scam—it’s just a really bad deal.” — Tyler [09:08]
• “Anything but eating the packed lunch that they brought is music to a blue collar guy’s ears.” — Myles [62:22]
• “We understand our mess.” — Tyler [72:25]
• “If someone cuts the boss's truck, it feels like being in someone else's bedroom.” — Myles [65:41]
• “When the boss is gone, the second-in-command gets no respect. Substitute teacher day.” — Tyler [69:40]
• “You’re not filming for your kids, you’re filming for your grandkids.” — Myles [37:47]
• “Winner had 31 seconds. Mine was 35. Lost by four seconds!” — Jerrod [50:46]

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Additional Highlights and Running Jokes

• The Steak Truck: The pop-up, two-man sales pitch and evasive guarantee becomes a functional Midwest folklore moment.
• Food Safety Police: They roast each other for (allegedly) violating grill safety—“Go f*** yourself, you unsafe b****” [11:41]—but clarify it’s just bad editing.
• The Lost Traeger: Chronicling the grill's complicated demise after surviving Midwest storms, water-logged pellets, and electrical damage.
• Kids and Fishing: “My kid threw his fishing rod in the lake…it’s now structure for bobber bass.” — Myles [42:13]
• Contacts Count as Status: Debate over who has the most phone contacts after grandpa’s unique “start fresh” method.
• Neighborly Cobblers: When is it too late to introduce yourself to the new neighbors, and should you bring a peach cobbler (…or is that something else)?
• Peach Cobbler Double Entendre: The group goes deep into Urban Dictionary, learning far too much.

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Notable Timestamps

• [03:24] – “Guys are blind to meat scams.”
• [06:28] – Fake radio station sales pitch
• [09:13] – “Steak oil salesmen” punchline
• [16:56] – “Air fryer steak is best of bad bunch”
• [32:14] – The case for longform home videos
• [64:46] – “Boss says leave early—crew works like never before”
• [69:40] – “When boss is gone, the crew checks out”
• [72:25] – “We understand our (messy truck) mess”
• [90:28] – “Six months max for neighbor intros”
• [93:41] – “Peach cobbler” as a… euphemism

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Tone & Delivery

The group’s usual banter is effortless, laden with inside jokes, Midwest references, gentle ribbing, and improv riffing. Underneath, there’s real affection for Midwest culture, manly pride in cooking, and a sentimental streak for nostalgia and family traditions. Occasionally, things get cheekily NSFW.

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Summary

This episode rolls through blue-collar hilarity—grilling steak scams, taking pride in Midwest idiosyncrasies, savoring the music of everyday working man wins, and reflecting on changing family rituals. Myles and crew keep it funny, self-aware, and spot-on for anyone who’s ever been tempted by a hardware store pop-up, pulled a line in the water, or reminisced over grainy camcorder tapes.

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Perfect For:
Any fan of Midwest culture, blue-collar humor, grilling fails, and warm-blooded nostalgia. New listeners will find stories and in-jokes universal, even without regional credentials or previous You Betcha experience.

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END OF SUMMARY

Transcript

[A]

All right, back to it. Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of the you bet your radio podcast. We are at full strength this week. It's been a while.

[B]

It has.

[A]

It's been a while. But we're back and we're feeling good, and we're fresh off a weekend of a new YouTube video where we bought 20 steaks for $40.

[C]

Sounds like a good deal.

[B]

It's great deal.

[A]

We talked about this on the podcast before, right? This is kind of our first time we ever talked about it was on here. So you guys got to go check out that. We finally went bottom and tried them as a group and figured out a way to try and cook them so they weren't just a hockey puck. So you got to go check that out on YouTube. 20 steaks for 40 bucks. It's an unbelievable thing, is.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In the YouTube video, I don't even think we highlighted enough how weird the buying experience was.

[B]

I don't think we did either.

[D]

It.

[A]

And I, And I think it was strange as I, I, I was literally standing in line for one hour for these snakes.

[C]

Really?

[A]

It was a Saturday at the lake with my family, and me and Tyler spent like an hour and a half total just buying the steaks.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

You thought It'd be a 10 minute thing, in and out.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And you just bought even a pack

[A]

and I just bought 20 steaks for $40.

[B]

I, like, went early to do some shopping and then figured I'd scope it out and stuff. While I was scoping it out, before Miles had even got there, they were on me. Like, they had pegged what I was doing.

[C]

Pegged you?

[B]

Like I did a couple laps.

[A]

Is that why you were so sweaty when I showed up? Yeah, they just were.

[B]

Green shirt guy pegged me.

[D]

Take me out for dinner first with steaks.

[B]

Ye. Take me out to a steak dinner. Yeah. So when Miles showed up, I was already, like, feeling weird about it because they were like, green shirt guy looked me in my eyes as I drove by them twice, just trying to figure out the best way to shoot this video.

[A]

Yeah, it was. It was really weird. And like, immediately when I jump in line, the, the chatter and the murmur in line was all about like, is this a scam?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. They hadn't even heard a pitch yet.

[A]

It just like skepticism through the entire line. And I obviously started then stoking the fire a little bit, you know, because I was miked up, we were getting some audio, so I was like, so what do you mean? You think this is not a good thing? And Then the one guy, I stood in line with this guy for an hour and me and him just chatted, just hung out. Like, great dude. And basically he was like. I messaged them on like Facebook messenger on their Facebook page. Was asking like legitimate questions of like how thick they are and stuff like that. And they were just giving them non answers. They were responding, but they were just like, oh, they all vary because they're hand cut, you know, 100 meat. Yeah, like that. This one lady, older lady, was cracking jokes. You could tell she was there with her husband. You could tell she was like, I know this is a scam, but my husband's dead set on buying these.

[C]

Sure. Yeah. He wasn't leaving.

[A]

It's like. What's kind of funny is like, guys are pretty level headed and can sniff out a scam until it comes to meat.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. We're blind. We're blind.

[A]

Blind.

[B]

And just a double whammy too. They always put these in hardware store parking lots where we're already making irresponsible decisions.

[A]

We're already horned up to go walk around.

[B]

Yeah. The tire smell was intoxicating. So we're coming out and are ready to just drop too much money.

[C]

What, what does the. Do they have a name? Is there a name for the company?

[B]

There's several. So there isn't just one.

[A]

There's all sorts. And so then their whole model is just like, drop in and drop out. Like I was going through our YouTube comments and the one guy was like, they have like a satisfaction guarantee that if you don't like it, you get your money back. He's like, but after I tried him, I couldn't find him anywhere. Yeah, that's like their whole model.

[B]

There was another YouTube comment, was like, I work at a tire store. And they parked in our parking lot and said that they would give us free stakes. And then there was a family emergency the last day and they packed up and left before giving us anything.

[A]

It's unbelievable.

[C]

So what kind of people are they hiring? Are they like, Are they younger guys? Are they like.

[A]

They were younger.

[B]

They were younger. Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

They were like, like, well, so there was. It was a two man system. It was two men in a truck.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Beat truck. Like in the off season, in the winter. I imagine they're a moving company.

[B]

Same truck.

[A]

There was green shirt guy who is the meat bouncer.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And there was the sales guy. And he was fast talker. But it was just, I think the crazy part was that like they were hiding. Like they weren't allowing People to get a peek at the sales pitch and. Or hear it. They had speakers set up, they had tarps strategically placed so you couldn't see the pitch. One guy walked up, he was like just walking up and it was just kind of like checking out what was going on. It was kind of like looking at what the. What they had. And the meat bouncer came up and made him go to the back of the line.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. So like they would have these tarps up around two sides of this pop up tent. The truck backed up to the third side of the tent and then the one side open. So when people from where I was camped, people would park by me and then walk over to try and look around the tent. And green shirt guy was in their face before they got their heads turned around to the one open side. And he's like, no, no, no, no. Back of the line, please.

[A]

And the. And the deal started at like 6, 700 bucks. But God, you know, today we're running a special 200 bucks off. And then if you add this and I'll throw in another hundred bucks off. And by the end the 6, 700 deal was like 240 bucks. I don't remember the exact numbers.

[B]

I think it was a gun. 189 was the last price I heard when he was giving you the pitch on the mic.

[D]

And then they're like, it's a failure. Emergency, we gotta get out of here.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And then for. Do remember you probably didn't listen to the whole audio, but he just weirdly kept talking about this is why the radio stations here.

[B]

Yeah. The. While the radio station was there, the deal was another hundred dollars off.

[A]

Yeah. He's like, that's why the radio station's here. You just kept saying, yeah, like obviously this is a big deal because the radio stations.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I don't know about you guys, but I've met a guy who used to work in radio, Tyler.

[B]

Those.

[A]

Not a big deal at the radio stations there.

[B]

The radio go anywhere for 150 bucks. You want to promote something, Give us a hundred dollars and we'll be there.

[C]

Send a intern.

[A]

Yeah, intern Ty.

[B]

He'll be there.

[C]

I. So I haven't actually seen the video yet. I do plan on watching it because I, I don't.

[A]

Yeah, you were gone. I have a lot of questions there.

[B]

I know.

[C]

I got a lot of questions about these steaks.

[A]

Well, you watch that while we're doing the podcast and then when you're done, get back quick.

[C]

I'll come back and Give it, give a quick review.

[D]

I got an iPad kid just mu.

[A]

Mute his mic and then throw some headphones in, watch the video and in 20 minutes you can report and give your knee jerk reaction.

[B]

Yeah. At the end of the. I think the thing that made me feel the most gross about the transaction is you waited in line that long, two people in front of you was a minimum 80 year old woman who also waited in line for, for an hour to get scammed. It's like that poor old lady.

[A]

Yeah. I think that the, the thing that sucks the most is I was there willingly wanting to get scammed for the video.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like I was there to get scammed, but all these people were using their hard earned money on this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's just really, really bad.

[B]

And I watched 15 sales pitches before Miles finally got up to the front desk. And you're the only one that just bought the stakes.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What else they sell?

[D]

Salesman?

[B]

Anything. Chicken, seafood bundle. They had. Yeah, you could. Yeah.

[A]

Grass fed steaks, human body parts.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Who knows what kind of meat it is.

[A]

Well, so after the video actually like it was real meat. Like it was meat. So it wasn't like they were selling us something that wasn't me. In terms of a scam, like, I don't know if you could actually count it as a like true scam because they were giving you meats. It's just misleading marketing in my mind.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I think it's in the sk. It's like in the scan Venn diagram.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It's snake oily.

[A]

Yeah. This is a scam. And in the middle is the meat. You know, like misleading marketing scam. It's somewhere in the middle.

[B]

I think you said it right in the video that it's not a scam, it's just a really bad deal.

[C]

They're steak oil salesmen.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Let's go.

[D]

Yeah. You should have been there for the video.

[C]

I know I should have. I feel like I, like, part of me says I would have started arguing with him maybe because of lack of.

[A]

As soon as he knew he wasn't getting an upsell on me, the guy was kind of just like, all right, get the out of here.

[B]

Yeah. He did his third upsell on you and then you go, you know, I think I'm just really good with the stakes. He's like, okay, how do you want to pay?

[A]

Yeah, I just.

[C]

He just, he was done.

[B]

He's like, the radio station's here. I'm going to give you another hundred dollars off and it'll make your total, 189 a day. We'll get those sticks loaded right up in your truck. And Miles is like, I just really. I don't have enough space for that much meat. I'm good with the steaks. Like, okay, how do you want to pay?

[A]

Yeah, he just immediately turned it off. Just flipped the switch on me.

[C]

First flaw.

[A]

The thing that I hated about the meat bouncer, too, is, like, when someone would buy. Get upsold by the chicken, whatever, the meat bouncer guy would. Would carry all the boxes to their car for them, roll out the red carpet. And then I don't remember what he would say, but he'd be like, look at all this.

[B]

Me?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Walking away like, Arby's.

[A]

Yeah. Like, you're at. Like, you're at Texas Roadhouse, and, you know, someone rings the bell or whatever, or you're on hot. And they go, yeah, welcome to Moe's. Or, like, you're at.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And they're like, who? Hot. We hot.

[B]

Miles got no such treatment for his one box of steaks.

[D]

Let's get the out here.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

How do you want to.

[A]

Unbelievable. One huge blunder that people pointed out in the video that Tyler had.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Is they. They said that Tyler put the cooked steak from the pan back on this. The plate that he had the raw meat on.

[C]

That's an issue.

[B]

That plate was washed between.

[A]

Okay. That's just what they were the.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

That's just what they were saying.

[C]

That's rule number one. And you're not grilling.

[A]

Guys all know that was it.

[B]

I was the only one practicing any meat safety.

[C]

No, no. I heard that it was the edit. So he had to come on, defend himself.

[A]

Come defend yourself.

[B]

Yeah. You cut out me washing the plate in between cooking it and then plating it.

[A]

Do you think anybody would want to

[B]

wash. Watch, you know, but everyone on the comments was like, go fuck yourself, you unsafe bitch on them.

[C]

You just got to make that assumption.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know better.

[B]

There was there a moment.

[A]

I don't know if it was you, Jared, where someone was like, is anyone gonna be mad about food safety? Was that.

[B]

That was me. Because I was the only one trying it to be food safe at all, which we were.

[D]

Yeah, I was safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

It's like I was washing knives. And between.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I went full mama bear on the food safety.

[D]

Noah's right. It wouldn't make for a good video for, like, yeah, dishes.

[C]

You guys all you cooked up. You all got together and cook them.

[A]

We all. We. We found, like, what Six different.

[B]

We did pan, grill, air fryer, microwave, dishwasher, dishwasher.

[A]

Oh, and something that didn't make it into the video, but that happened is we were also going to try one on the Traeger. And yeah, it was. It was a whole. What was. What was the deal? So we go to get the Traeger. We're like, where's the pellets? And I have a. I have a.

[B]

First thing is you couldn't even get it started. It wasn't. Wouldn't start. And then we got it. And then you were like, well, yeah.

[A]

So then it. Then it turned. We finally got it to turn on. It started. We went like, where's the pellets? And I have, like, a cooler that I. Because a bag broke open. So I just put it in a cooler that I had opened up the cooler. Water got in there, and it was just dust. It's just pellet dust. And so then I was like, tyler, I got. I got some pellets in the garage. Go get them. As I'm still trying to get this thing started, he comes back. The bag. I then go to grab the bag and I tip it over and it spills upside down, pellets everywhere. And I don't know what happened to my trigger, but it won't start.

[B]

My. My guess is it has something to do. It was.

[A]

It turned on and I got. I set the temp, and then I clicked ignite. And it would start the ignite and then just shut off.

[B]

Yeah. My guess is it has something to do with the window. Well, disaster of 2023.

[A]

That was bad. Yeah. Blew off my deck.

[C]

That's probably it.

[D]

It was plugged in. It wouldn't have fell off your deck.

[B]

That's true.

[C]

That's true. But it just ripped the outlet off, probably.

[B]

Which is. Caused major electrical damage to Miles's back porch. Yeah.

[A]

So that's why we didn't cook it on the tracker. It's because we couldn't get it to start.

[D]

So is the Traeger fried?

[A]

No, it's usually like a roaster.

[C]

It's a smoke.

[A]

It's a smoke.

[D]

Gotcha.

[A]

Yeah, it's cooked.

[D]

Relax.

[A]

I don't know. I gotta get. I gotta get my. I gotta. This. This is actually a job for just like a hand screwdriver. Feels like.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Take the front panel off and just look at the electrical. See if a mouse got in there and ate it.

[C]

That could be.

[A]

It could be.

[C]

Very well. Could be.

[A]

It just sat. I didn't even bring it in in the Winter. I just left it outside.

[C]

Did you have a cover on it?

[A]

No, I lost that cover in the.

[C]

I lost the COVID Okay. Yeah. I mean, there's, like.

[A]

It might have. It might have blew away.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Things are adding up.

[C]

Yeah. There's defin. Some things that could. Yeah, they could contribute to the.

[D]

That cover is probably in Castleton at this point.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Where did the COVID go? Castleton. Yeah.

[C]

Or it's in, like, a grain bin somewhere down south because it landed in some guys.

[D]

I still rolled her out of the way like a tumbleweed.

[B]

People's people say it's still out there blowing in the wind.

[A]

Cba. It could be anywhere. It could be up in Canada.

[D]

So if anybody sees a loose trigger cover, it's probably miles.

[A]

Message me. I'll come get it.

[C]

Yeah,

[A]

to the trigger that doesn't work, and it kind of sucks. Like, if I. So I had another Traeger that Traeger sent us. Not to brag, that I never took out of the box because I just don't need that many grills. And I sold it on Facebook Marketplace this summer. And if I'd have just tried it, like, a month. Tried turning on the Traeger a month earlier, that would have been broken. I probably would have kept the other one.

[C]

Yeah. It just wasn't meant to be. You might just not be a smoker. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, I'm at the stage in life where when I'm growing, it's how fast can I get it hot and how fast can I cook it?

[C]

Same.

[A]

Because I'm tired and my kid wants to do other.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

Yeah. You don't want to go in and out on the patio.

[B]

I'm telling you, man, at the lake,

[A]

I gotta get a line in the water.

[C]

We gotta get. We gotta drown bait.

[A]

So, yeah, it was. I'm curious. And. And also, guys, if you. There's a huge group of people on this podcast that are big Jared fans.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Jared is heavily featured.

[B]

Jared's heavily featured.

[A]

So you're about to get that Jared content.

[B]

We almost got to see Jer's insides.

[D]

Yeah, that was.

[A]

Yeah, well, yeah, same.

[C]

Yeah, that's just the cheeses. I gotta watch this video.

[A]

Yeah, you do.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So, yeah. All in all, good experience. Go watch the video. Go check it out. Yeah, I don't know. It was. What did you think of it, Jared?

[D]

It was fun. I guess the air fryer one was pretty good.

[A]

Pleasantly surprised about cooking a steak in the air fryer.

[B]

I think it was. It was the classic six. Surrounding yourself with threes like, it was still pretty shitty, but compared to the other ones, maybe like a country fried

[C]

steak in the air fryer type.

[B]

Somebody did comment that, like, you should have breaded it and made country fried steak. And it's like, all right, how many different ways can we make this shitty steak better?

[A]

It doesn't.

[B]

It doesn't matter.

[A]

Countryfied steak on the banner, it doesn't say Philly cheesesteak on the banner. It says that this is a ribeye steak. 20 of them for $40. I'm gonna eat it like a ribeye steak.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

So go check out the video, Ryan.

[C]

I'm going to. Yeah, I was actually gonna watch in bed last night, but I got hooked on Netflix show.

[B]

Nice. What'd you watch? A half an hour?

[C]

I'm in a worst blank ever right now, so I think I watched worse X ever and now I'm on worst neighbor ever.

[B]

Nice.

[D]

Oh, you should watch neighbors on hbo. That's super good.

[C]

Okay. Yeah, great plug. Not a sponsor.

[D]

Not a sponsor. Be the rocks.

[A]

Was there anything else that happened that we should talk about for that video?

[D]

Well, you did try the Philly cheese stick, and it wasn't very good too.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, Tyler cooked it.

[B]

I did exactly what the professional chef said to do.

[C]

You put him on a grill.

[A]

He was in a pan.

[B]

I was pan boy.

[A]

We forgot. We should have made him do use the grill.

[B]

It wouldn't have turned out any better.

[C]

You guys force them on a grill.

[B]

We talked to Chef Cuso and he said to make Philly cheesesteaks. I don't think that ended up making the video either. Just because.

[A]

Yeah, we didn't. It was just kind of.

[B]

We ran out of time. Really.

[A]

So we did try a Philly cheese steak with it. It was fine.

[B]

Yeah, I would say that's probably the best of the options, but it still wasn't good, right?

[C]

Dog food, best option, probably.

[B]

Honestly. So One comment on YouTube did say that that is actually like the end cap of a what you would consider a ribeye cut that are commonly used for animal food. Or the steak that gets chunked up in your canned soup. So we ate dog. So it's. It is technically rib eye steak, but that is the cut that they typically use for that. Like it's junk meat.

[A]

Son of a bitch.

[D]

Yeah, I think we got scammed.

[A]

We got misled in the marketing.

[C]

I would love to know the ins and outs of of this business.

[B]

Yeah, what?

[C]

Like what. What do the board meetings look like for this business?

[D]

You'd be a great meat salesman.

[A]

I mean, it's not far. Yeah, not far off from what you're doing in. In the early days at the bar takeovers and you're selling the shirt off your.

[B]

That's true. I mean, if the radio was there, you'd just give it.

[A]

If one of those.

[C]

We were broke.

[A]

If one of the meat bouncer had been. Just happened to be drinking at the bar, we did a bar takeover and he saw you doing your thing, you would have been fast tracked to the academy of, oh, I sold him the

[C]

meat off my plate.

[B]

Do you think those guys make commission?

[C]

For sure.

[B]

That's why they're stick.

[C]

Yeah, they probably have a quota.

[B]

Like, do you think it's commission per sale or per day? Like, how many boxes they move?

[A]

I think it's if you sell five, if you sell $10,000, you get a cut of that.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I get it.

[C]

And when they packed up at your buddy's tire shop, they might have just hit commission or they might have hit and then they're fucking. We don't want to get free stakes.

[A]

Like, I imagine that, like, car salesmen do this on the weekend. Is like a side gig. Like, they're so good at, like, sales that it's like. Like I knew some bartenders that would bartend in Fargo and then they, like, during Sturgis, they would get hired on just for Sturgis and go make a shitload of money in Sturgis and then come back.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Like, I imagine, like, car salesman having a bad month and he just gets on the meat wagon.

[B]

I'm going on a hardware store tour for a month. I'll be back in August.

[D]

Yeah, it's like a cardi.

[C]

Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much.

[D]

The road is tough and the sticks are tougher, huh?

[A]

How was your guys? Fourth of July?

[B]

It's good.

[C]

Got swimmers itch. Outside of the swimmers itch, it was. It was good. Hot out, though, eh? Oh, I didn't even try and do that.

[B]

Ryan spent his fourth in Canada.

[C]

Custer.

[D]

Real America.

[C]

I was over in Custer. No, that was a week before you're in Cambodia. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Custard, Cambodia. It's a region of Cambodia. That's where Jared was a Cambodian slip.

[A]

I also like how that even after we go somewhere on vacation because we're not trying to, like, let every one blow up our spot, right? Ryan's still worried about it.

[C]

No, I'm not worried at all. In fact, I think you were the one who said I was going to Cambodia before I left.

[A]

Yeah, just trying to.

[C]

You're protecting Me though. I get it.

[A]

You never know.

[D]

Protect the boys.

[A]

You know, some. Some huge cripes cast fan may try and come and sabotage the YBR podcast. Finding out you're in Custer and you know, is that even still going?

[D]

No,

[B]

you know.

[C]

No, I get it.

[A]

Some. Some. Some disheveled double bogey show fan.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Pissed that you abandoned them after they were listening. Every week there's been a couple giving you their time and hours, and then they find out you're in Custer. Custer's a great place to. To murder and bury a body.

[C]

It is.

[A]

It's just in the middle of nowhere.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Ryan's last stand.

[A]

Yeah. It would be there worry me a Crazy Horse speak.

[C]

Okay, thank you for the transition because there was a crane up. Up at Crazy Horse.

[A]

Did you go to Crazy Horse?

[C]

No, we didn't.

[A]

So how do you know there was a crane?

[C]

Well, you can see it.

[D]

See it from the road.

[C]

You can see it from the highway.

[A]

Right, but like, you drove, but you could see crazy.

[C]

Yeah, I could. I could see. Yeah. I could see the side profile.

[A]

I didn't think you, like, did the tour and went up there.

[C]

No. God, no.

[A]

Not until it's done.

[B]

It's done.

[C]

Not until it's done. Yeah, but the family we went to see out there, they. I mean, they're already. They're also convinced that it's just a prop. The crane's not actually doing anything.

[B]

Oh, it's a decommissioned crane.

[C]

Because it's like if you're. If you're getting, like, if you're getting government funding for this project.

[A]

I don't think it is.

[B]

No, it's just getting. It's privately funded.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Well, regardless, if money's coming in without you doing anything, why keep doing something?

[B]

That's true.

[C]

That's our theory on.

[A]

Anyway, I have seen some on Tick Tock. I. I'm a little bit on Crazy Horse Tick Tock and I've seen some progress seen side by side photos. They're working on the hand now, I think.

[D]

Yeah, I saw that on Threads too.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you. You ran that thread.

[D]

Yeah, I was in the same one.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What did you tell the folks? What. What you did?

[C]

Oh, my God. Well, the funnest thing that we. We went out there for a wedding and then in between we were riding side by sides on the trails. It was unbelievable.

[A]

What was so great about it?

[C]

Just like not being on flat land and driving a side by side.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, we're talking like. Like we're going up at like a 45 degree incline what seemed like it was probably 20, but, like, there's no flat trail out there. It's rocks and it's huge ruts, and it's mud puddles, and it's like you're in this unit that's. We're going to get to the top regardless. So you just send it straight up.

[B]

The.

[D]

Straight up.

[C]

They call me hills out there. They're not mountains. You send it straight up. Give you the black hills.

[A]

Kind of their whole thing. These hills are green.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

They're not really that black.

[C]

From a distance, they look black, and that's why they're called the black hills.

[D]

Well, it was also at night when you got there.

[B]

Yeah. From a distance at night when there's no sun, they look black.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Hills black.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Time is it?

[B]

I don't have a watch yet.

[D]

I need to go to bed.

[B]

Forgot to wind it.

[C]

So. Yeah, we did that. We saw some elk on the trails. That was sweet. Saw three nice big bulls. I wish I would have had a couple shots. The thing about elk, I don't know how people. I mean, obviously there's strategy, but I

[A]

don't know how people hunt them.

[C]

Well, no, it's like. Like when you see a herd of elk, if you shoot into the herd, you. You could take two, three of them down, and then you're.

[B]

God, if you. You're up high. Downward angle.

[C]

No, I. I know. I. Yeah, that's just.

[B]

If you're playing.

[C]

I was just.

[B]

No dice.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What are you using, a rifle? Shotgun?

[C]

No, but that would be kind of.

[A]

That would be kind of fun, sweet shots.

[C]

Like.

[A]

Like you have like, six bullets that all go off at one time. The kick is unbelievable. And they're just angled just slightly out to get a nice spray pattern.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. That you could hit the entire elk with bbs and take it down. The one thing I was worried about on the way out there, because it's an. With stops, it's eight and a half hours. It's nine hours with stops.

[A]

And depending on if you stop at wall drug or not.

[B]

Yeah. Which you can get stuck in wall drug for a while.

[D]

For eight hours.

[C]

I told. So go. So you guys remember the gas station story when I stole the rags off the little kitchen?

[A]

Oh, man. Oh, we remember.

[C]

So I told. I told my wife, I said, hey, I don't want to take that way going. I don't want to take that way

[A]

again because the room recognize me. Well, that and the guy that took our rags, he shows up, he's got his photo on the. They're like, if you see this guy, let us know.

[C]

Want?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Ryan the Rag Band A quick recap.

[D]

What happened at that gas station. You left some pukey rags there.

[C]

My kid, because the roads are so windy and because of the elevation, my kid throws up when we stop at the gas station right outside the hills. And as I'm opening the door, he is projectile vomiting. And so we're like out of. We're like out of napkins because we used all of them on the way there when he threw up. Almost to the Airbnb. And so I run into the gas station. I'm getting like. As I was on my way to the bathroom, I. I see the little kitchenette counter and there's. There's these, there's wash rags. I'm like, fuck, I'm going to grab these. I'll wipe them or I'll throw them under the faucet, whatever. And boom, off we go. So.

[A]

So you stole their rags and then wiped out the puke and threw them away.

[C]

I don't remember if I threw them away or if I washed them out and then just put it back on.

[B]

That was the part that I thought was crazy, is that he just rinsed them off and then put them back.

[A]

Just throw them away, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What? You guys, I was so frazzled at that point. My brain was so mushy.

[A]

So you avoided that gas station?

[C]

No, I told her, I said, hey, I want to take that route. Well, she gets the route up on the. The car play. I'm like, wow, this looks, this looks really familiar, this road.

[D]

Ptsd.

[C]

I'm like, we're not, we're not going the super windy way, right? She goes, no, I picked a different one. And then, boom, there's the gas station. I'm like, well, this, this looks familiar. And then we get. And then we get into, you know, 35, 25 mile an hour territory. And I'm going like 15. I'm not risking this again.

[B]

Yeah, smart.

[C]

So we're going all the way through. There's a line of like 10 cars behind me. There was two times where I just. I pulled off on the side. One time was for a. A buffalo that was off the side of the road. That was kind of cool. The other time I just pulled over so everyone could pass me.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

I wasn't gonna around with that anymore.

[A]

So you didn't puke?

[C]

No puke. Way there, way back.

[B]

Worth it.

[C]

So, yeah, it was, it was a good trip. I mean, I. You love road trips. So I do a great road trip for you, but I'm, I've road trip

[B]

to those, those hills.

[C]

They're fun.

[B]

They're fun.

[C]

Yeah. But I, I, yeah, it's, it's a trip I, I, I choose to take about once a year.

[B]

Yeah, that's probably enough.

[C]

Yeah, that's appropriate. Yeah, for sure. I didn't go around Mount Rushmore. See it once, seen it as many times. You need to.

[A]

Coming up on the anniversary of me and my brothers, my family went to Mount Rushmore the one time and like,

[D]

I don't know how old.

[A]

It had to have been like 10 or 11 or 12 years old. And my mom made us say that in like 15 years or 20 years we'll come back and do the same trip. We're like coming up with that. My mom was reminded, keeps reminding us of it also.

[C]

She remembers.

[A]

So I don't know, I think like, at first I was like, we're never fucking doing that. But now I'm starting to think, like, it could be a good fucking time.

[C]

Dude, go.

[A]

Me and my brother's road trip out to Mount Rushmore.

[B]

Yeah. Bring this out of the car. Like, there it is.

[A]

Take the photo. Maybe time it up with Sturgis.

[C]

Bring the side by side.

[A]

Bring the side by side. Could be a vibe.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Check out back Lincoln's head and then find the, the treasure cave and be on your way.

[C]

Yeah. Yep.

[D]

Buy a T shirt.

[B]

You gotta go, you gotta go in the museum and watch the video.

[D]

The video is really good video.

[C]

It's really good.

[A]

Of the treasure.

[B]

No, no, no. They play on the loop. So you'll never get there at the beginning unless you're extremely.

[A]

I think the last time I was there, like, we didn't have videos at that point until long it's been.

[B]

I went when I was like, if it was.

[A]

They had to pop a Blu Ray in the TV if they're gonna play it.

[D]

Yeah, vhs.

[B]

It's like the Roger Maris video.

[A]

Yeah. Every time the video's done, they have a guy standing there who has to rewind it.

[B]

Hold on, everybody.

[D]

Yeah,

[A]

it'll just be like 10 to 12 minutes. It's a pretty long video.

[D]

You gotta watch super fast.

[C]

You gotta watch the video, though.

[B]

Yeah, it's really, it's good, it's good.

[A]

Have we all, have you guys all seen the video?

[B]

Yeah. I remember my family being. Because I actually got into it.

[A]

Is this a family or is this real?

[B]

It's real, it's real. The museum, you know, like the Roger Maris Museum in The mall. And they have that video playing on a loop constantly. They have that at Mount Rushmore in the museum part, like, you go down the stairs. And I remember my family getting pissed that I wanted to finish the video. They're like, we're going. And, like, I think it's almost done. And they're, like, showing how they blew. They were using dynamite to blow out George Washington's eyes.

[C]

Yeah,

[A]

Just fucking blowing it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Washington's eyes.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

Hell, yeah.

[A]

Something that is. I want to know if you guys think this is dumb or not. This is a new segment called is this dumb or is this not dumb? I decided this weekend I had a realization that, like, so it happened because when my. I recently had my grandpa pass away. And so we were watching home videos and I was like, this is just. The home videos are great.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And so I had the realization that, like, we don't do home videos anymore. We just do, like, 20 second videos on our phones of, like, our kids, right?

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

They're riding their fucking bike. You take a little 20 second video, it goes away, whatever. And all you get is just that little, like, highlight. The best part about watching the home videos is that, like, you see how, like, everyone, like, as weird as it is, like, walks around and interacts with each other and all that stuff. And so this weekend, I took a home video on my phone.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

It was like, that's cool. I don't think that's dumb. It rolled for 13 minutes straight. And at first all my family's like, what the fuck is going on? And I explained it to them and it was just like, kind of a vibe.

[B]

Yeah, that's cool. I like that a lot.

[A]

And so now I have a folder on my phone labeled home videos. And then you can change, like, the title of it to what it was. And so now I'm just gonna, like, start doing that I'll probably forget about,

[C]

but I like that. I don't think that's weird at all.

[B]

I can't do that. I'm fucking out of phone storage.

[A]

Yeah, you're fucked.

[C]

Mine, I'm damn near.

[A]

I feel like that's like, a sick idea that I think people should. I think we should start doing home videos on our phone where you're like, all right, at this family gathering. I'm gonna roll for 20 minutes. Doesn't matter if. If there's two minutes that it's like, in my pocket. Just roll for 20 minutes and see what you get. Go talk to everyone. Like, I was like, hey, mom, what'd you make for lunch?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, and like, in the moment, that feels really dumb, but, you know, 20 years from now, when we're all old, it's gonna be like, oh, my God, my mom didn't make anything for lunch that day. What a great memory. You know, dumb that is. But it's true.

[C]

And I think people might, like, your family might think it's a little odd the first time or two, but after that, it's just. It's gonna be fine. It'll be normal.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There goes Miles again, filming dad in the. In the garage for no reason.

[D]

Yeah. And your lines are, like, really scripted when you're talking to your mom, like, oh, mother. Yeah.

[C]

What did you make for lunch today?

[D]

Man, this reminds me when I was a child.

[A]

Can you tell. Tell me a story about my childhood, Mom.

[D]

And you're acting like the camera's not up.

[C]

Mom.

[A]

This is just how we talk to each other. Pleasant evening we're having, huh, folks?

[B]

This grilled cheese is delectable, Mother.

[A]

And the thing that I didn't do, that I'm gonna do on the next one is I'm gonna commentate at what's going on. I don't know if you guys home videos had that. It's like, there's Tyler.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

He just got his new Power Rangers action figures for Christmas. Tyler, say hi to the camera. I'm gonna start doing that. Oh, there's Ryan. There's Ryan. He just got out of the shower. He was just farting in the shower and smelling it.

[B]

What do you think? Delicious.

[A]

Say hi to Ryan. Oh, he's not wearing a shirt. Put those nips away.

[D]

Oh, he's screaming at me.

[B]

And I had a home video. No, Ryan. We don't bite.

[A]

Ryan. No bananas before we have hot dogs.

[B]

That's out, Ryan. That's not where the Vaseline goes.

[C]

They miss me last. They gotta catch.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

But, yeah, I just think it's like. I feel like more people. I think I'd like to start the. The trend that we're just taking home videos now.

[D]

And another wrinkle, you could, like, take Anne's phone and, like, play don't blink underneath your phone on loop.

[A]

Well, I'm. I'm hoping that. So, like, you know, your iPhone will make little, like, movie montages for you. I'm hoping it'll just compile a bunch of them on its own and just put don't blink.

[D]

Yeah, that's good.

[C]

Yeah, that's work.

[B]

I'll get those, and I'll watch the video and It'll be like my family doing cute. And then you bet you video will

[D]

pop up photos and miles.

[B]

It'll be like happy birthday. And like today we're going to tell you about the number one way to talk to your wife,

[A]

which is Tyler respectfully

[B]

seductive test. Yep.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

I'm pretty sure my mom still has the old camcorder, like the shoulder camcorder.

[B]

That's obese.

[C]

And I think it you. If I remember correctly, it used to get passed around like her and her sisters and brother. So like, sometimes we would have it and sometimes we wouldn't, but when we did have it, it was like Christmas. Yeah, that thing was sick. It probably.

[A]

It probably was Christmas when you had it, more likely.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's typically when a lot of home videos were shot during present time.

[A]

The one thing I've noticed, like, like I didn't show up in that video. And part of me goes like, all right, if you want to see me, you. You have unlimited content on the Internet. I'm so worried about it. But I might have Ann do it once in a while just so I can be in it, you know?

[C]

Yeah. Because like on, like on. On the Internet. That's not you as a dad.

[A]

No. And what's actually very funny. I don't know, 100. But what. What I find funny is with home videos is when you watch home videos of when you were a kid, you're just watching like, you and how like awkward and weird you are Terrible. Right. But you don't like, give a about like what your parents are saying when you watch it. But when I was watching it with my grandparents on it, I'm like watching and being like, whoa, what were. I don't remember what they were like at that age. And then you're like watching everything. So it's like you're not even doing home videos. You're not getting in on the home videos for your kids. You're for your grandkids.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[C]

Yeah, that's a good point.

[D]

Kind of weird.

[C]

I like that idea though.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You just literally just make a folder on your phone and just throw them in there.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

And then you can lit like if you type the name of it, like, I can just do like 4th of July, 2026, type it in my phone. It's the first thing that pops up now.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

It's kind of sick.

[D]

Nice.

[B]

So.

[D]

Or you do like a NEST camera and just pull a video off of that.

[A]

Just put up security cameras everywhere. Just turn. Just turn it into like Love Island.

[B]

Yeah, that's what paranormal is. Those. Those hidden camera movies?

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Big Brother or some. Yeah, just having to like, like store and file. I got to get a big server.

[D]

Server Rack out your leg.

[B]

You got to get a data server.

[C]

Rack. Bring out the.

[A]

Yeah, we do.

[C]

I think we got a couple like 10 terabyte. 2 terabyte deals too.

[D]

I don't think it's be enough.

[A]

That'd be funny though. All right, let's watch some home videos. I just pull up some CCTV footage

[D]

from yesterday and it just looks like

[B]

the television where you walk into.

[A]

Turns out storing this is pretty expensive. So I only got the. It only records for six. Holds the recording for 60 days. So we can watch 60 day old home videos.

[B]

No, I remember it like it was two months ago.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[C]

So when did you just set the camera up? Like on the counter or. Or were you.

[A]

No, I was walking around.

[C]

Walking around with it.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Did you go vert or horizontal?

[A]

Yeah, horizontal. Horizontal. You go vert or I went absolutely horizontally with it that you were horn out. Because we're not going to watch these on phone, we're going to watch it on tv.

[D]

It's true.

[B]

It's just not going to be the same. Well, it'll be fun to watch. I'm not downplaying that. But it's not going to be the same when you could just cast it to your TV and you're not fiddle around trying to get the chords right. Like. Like our dads were also like.

[A]

I went horizontally because I don't want my. I don't want my family home videos to feel like a world star with the watermark. I don't want to feel like a tm.

[D]

Somebody's about to get hit here.

[A]

I don't want it to feel like a chive TV video where you go.

[C]

Where you going? Like, you know, pointer and thumb on each side. Okay. So yeah, you were, you were. Pinky was up this classy. Were you going. You should went Z05.

[D]

You should have used your iPad.

[C]

You should go. You should go 0.5 with the video.

[A]

Well, that's the thing with the iPhone. As I. Because you can go like I. My iPhone, not to brag, goes up to 8x. I could zoom in eight times so I can really get in. Get in there.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That is what.

[A]

I can interview people from like 30ft away. Yeah, no problem. But I can't. Once it's recording, I can't go to 0.5.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

So it's either. You have to like commit to a full 20 minutes of 0.5 at that point.

[C]

Just get GoPro.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

You should just wear a GoPro headcam.

[A]

You should.

[B]

I'm pretty sure you can switch mid recording because that's how we do some of our actual zooms. We'll start, we'll go back and forth from 0.5 to 1.

[A]

I tried it, Tyler. It didn't work.

[D]

Sorry. Try recording off the iPad.

[A]

Are you trying it right now?

[B]

Yeah, it works just fine.

[C]

You could go back and forth.

[A]

What iPhone is that?

[B]

I don't know, dude. It's old.

[C]

I think it's a 14.

[B]

There we go. There's Ryan.

[C]

Yeah, I'm tired. I got it.

[A]

I don't know. But anyways, it's all right. So that's a new thing I'm trying, but now I have to decide how often I do it. I'm doing it every weekend, then I'm just. I'm not doing it at all.

[B]

Yes, you pick the important ones. Do it every holiday, holidays, birthdays. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Y days.

[D]

Yeah, Every lake day is important. There's only 36 of them, so.

[B]

That's true.

[D]

Every like.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

30 wingers, though. It's a lot of videos, I think.

[D]

Server racks.

[C]

Fishing with your boy. Yeah, that'd be a good time to do it.

[B]

That's a good one for Ann to film.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

My kid threw his fishing fishing rod in the lake.

[B]

Oh yeah, that'll happen.

[A]

20ft deep.

[C]

Oh, no. You get pissed.

[A]

No, like he was just like on the edge of the boat and like, like pretending to cast and whipping it around. And then it just came out of his hand, went down and was like, oh. He dropped the rod.

[C]

It floated for a sec. You were able. Yeah, right.

[A]

No, it's at the bottom of the lake.

[C]

Oh, really?

[B]

You could have maybe fished it up.

[D]

You just dive in.

[B]

He's got to hook onto it.

[A]

I actually was like, can you see it still? And she's like, no, it's gone.

[B]

Yeah,

[D]

just right away. Dive in.

[B]

You gotta mark that spot on your GPS and then go back out with your camera.

[A]

Okay, I'll mark it on my GPS right now.

[C]

It's good structure.

[B]

You have onyx.

[A]

No, I know, but I'm not finding that.

[C]

It's good structure.

[A]

It's like a thirty dollar rod.

[B]

But it's his first one.

[A]

That's true.

[C]

He's due for an upgrade though. I think that's like a two to.

[B]

Yeah, he did that on purpose. He's. He's ready for an open. Open Bail.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I think it just proves he's not ready for a fishing rod.

[D]

That was it like a Spider man rod or something?

[A]

A Hot Wheels one. Oh, it's awesome. That's sick. It was the one that we. That was the bobber bass rod, though.

[C]

Oh, that kind of sucks.

[A]

Which is kind of funny, though, because the bobber bass reel has been returned to bobber bass. And he can swim.

[B]

What if he's h on it right now? What if the Hot Wheels. You just see the rod now instead of the bobber?

[A]

No. Now bobber bass has got some structure to swim around for a lifetime. It was in the general area of that too.

[D]

Yeah, it's good structure.

[A]

Kind of poetic.

[D]

Don't blink.

[A]

Don't blink.

[D]

1.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Anyways, hindsight 20 20,

[A]

after my pitch, there. Are any of you willing to implement that into your routine?

[B]

Oh, I absolutely would, yeah.

[A]

You gonna try it?

[B]

Me?

[C]

Yeah. I actually really like that idea.

[B]

I gotta clear up some storage and then I'm on it.

[C]

Is it? I don't understand.

[B]

My phone ran out of storage TW in video shoots the last couple weeks.

[C]

Yeah, I think there's like. Can't you get, like, money back with the iPhone for the whole store?

[B]

That.

[C]

Because that's like a. That's an Apple thing that they. Yon.

[B]

Yeah, I. I turned off the cloud storage because I didn't want to keep paying for more and more data. So now my phone is just at capacity 128 gigs.

[A]

You don't have it backed up to the cloud. So when you get a new phone, you just got to start over.

[B]

I have it backed up to the iPad, so I have it somewhere. So it just syncs with my iPad, which has more storage.

[A]

What if your iPad goes to shit? You just lose all the shit.

[B]

Yeah, all everyone's my. I found out that my grandpa, every time he gets a new phone, instead of having him transferring the data because he doesn't want to keep everybody's information, he just exports it all onto his computer. And this is a laptop from like 2015, so it's not going to last much longer. And he has like six phones worth of on his laptop.

[A]

He just starts fresh.

[B]

Every phone, every phone starts fresh, has nobody's number.

[A]

All in new contacts, no pictures. I actually don't mind that.

[C]

Yeah, but then he can go back go on his computer if he needs to find number.

[B]

Yeah. So if he really needs to look up somebody's number, he'll go into phone number three and then all the contacts and numbers will be in there. It's a phone book, essentially. Yeah. He's created his digital phone MacBook.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

He's. You know, it's got fresh start.

[C]

Every phone I was. I was trying to.

[A]

I would like to do my contacts. I got like price actually. I'm gonna see how many contacts I have.

[B]

You'd be amazed because I've. I've done several deep dives on how to release some space on my phone. How much space your contacts take on up on your phone?

[A]

Yeah, 708 contacts. And I talk to on a regular basis. Probably 12 people.

[D]

Yeah, you never know any.

[B]

How do you see how many?

[A]

Scroll all the way to the bottom and it tells you contacts.

[C]

I got 490.

[B]

Damn.

[D]

You guys know people.

[A]

How many you got, Tyler?

[B]

710. Yeah, a lot of mine.

[A]

Mine's 708 with two duplicates found.

[B]

I. I have so much random shit from the news. Like my. At the very end, I have the WDAZ IFB1 saved as a contact.

[D]

I have 224.

[A]

Ryan.

[B]

Ryan. Tough luck, Jared.

[D]

That's how we judge people though, is how many content.

[C]

It's like how many Facebook friends you have. Have.

[A]

Yikes. I wouldn't be caught dead with 200 and some contacts.

[C]

Well, it's like you look at it like, yes, I could delete some contacts. But if you look at. It's like, what if I just had. I need to call this person.

[D]

It doesn't take up any room.

[C]

Oh, Tyler said it does, but I don't think it does.

[B]

It does a little bit.

[D]

Maybe one kilobyte.

[B]

You also, there's a setting to.

[A]

It only takes up room. If you're a cheap ass like Tyler, you can't pay $2 a month for an extra three terabits.

[B]

It was getting up, there was like 25 bucks a month. And I'm like, I'm just not doing that.

[A]

What were you doing videos of that?

[D]

You were.

[B]

It was my job.

[D]

We have a.

[A]

We have a burner.

[B]

We didn't forever, though.

[D]

That is true.

[A]

When is that? That burner's gotta be due for an upgrade at some point.

[D]

We've had it for like three years though.

[A]

It's probably pretty close. Probably should check into that after the pod.

[B]

We won't. Yeah.

[C]

So we can go spend their whole day at Verizon trying to find.

[A]

No, dude, you don't have to the phone store anymore. You don't have to go to the phone store anymore.

[C]

You could just.

[B]

What?

[C]

You just. What do you just do it Online,

[A]

Just do it on their app. You just. You order a new phone shows up, you activate it all. It's. It's slick.

[C]

Yeah. I think I'm. Mine's like three years old. I just. I don't want to go to Verizon. You don't have to go to Verizon anymore. I know. Not now. I. Now I know that.

[A]

Just get their app.

[D]

Let's get the app. So one more thing about 4th of July. My folks had a hot dog eating contest.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

We invited like the whole campground to the hot dog eating contest.

[A]

Okay. So how many people showed up to this hot dog?

[C]

Around.

[D]

Around 50.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

So.

[B]

Holy.

[A]

How many people participated?

[D]

About five.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

In my bracket

[A]

classes, there was a

[D]

kids bracket, like my age bracket, and the 60 and over bracket.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[D]

That was it.

[A]

Okay. So you were. You were kind of in the middleweight.

[D]

Middleweight.

[A]

So I would throw us out there. So one time when I was doing marketing stuff before you betcha, one of the companies we were working with wanted to do a hot dog eating contest with their employees and have us film it. And so we needed to, like, prep the hot dogs and we cooked them up. There was three people participating, and we probably cooked up like 30 hot dogs. And then like, the winner won with like five hot dogs.

[D]

Holy.

[A]

We just had so many hot dogs left over. We're like, we. We did not need to cook up

[D]

that many have too much than not enough.

[C]

True.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So walk me through it.

[D]

So it's a little different than a traditional hot dog in contest. It's just the speed eating of one hot dog.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

And I won it last year by like 20 or 30 seconds, naturally.

[B]

So you were surprised you're a big dog at the competition.

[D]

Big dog at the hot dog hell, yeah. Yeah. This year we had more people at the campground come to the hot dog eating contest. And I took second place.

[B]

Oh, dethroned.

[D]

I lost like four seconds.

[B]

Who beat you? You don't have to tell the first and last.

[D]

I honestly don't know his name at all.

[C]

He came from some state, I think.

[D]

Random kid that came off. He's a big kid.

[C]

Came from out of state.

[D]

He might have been.

[A]

I mean, do you think that maybe they're like, you know, they like the. Like in the fishing competitions they get. People get caught with the weights in it.

[B]

Yeah. He gutted his hot dog. It was less dog than you. Yeah.

[A]

Do you think it was maybe lighter? I don't skim some of the bun off.

[C]

He took the guts out of the bun.

[D]

I think he Was just naturally built for the hot dog eating competition or he was a hos. Big time.

[A]

So what was your time?

[C]

Time?

[D]

So his time was like 31 seconds. Mine was around 35, 36 seconds. So I lost by like four seconds.

[A]

See, I feel like I could crush that.

[D]

Yeah, it's harder than you think.

[C]

You get water.

[D]

You can get water. And I made the mistake of not drinking any water. I don't, I don't know why I didn't. I just wanted to do it.

[A]

But here's what I'm thinking. I'm just, I'm swallowing the dog hole.

[C]

I was just.

[A]

That's going down first.

[B]

I feel like you would, you'd do that and you'd gag and it's wiener launcher.

[A]

It's like sticking halfway out of the mouth and it's just flapping like a seagull.

[C]

Can we start over?

[B]

That didn't count. I was just getting ready. I'm warming my throat up.

[C]

I'm scratching my throat out.

[D]

I'm sweating now.

[B]

Well, Jared, do your noise again. This is Ryan hawking up a hot dog.

[C]

Because that's what I was. That, that was my first move. It's just.

[A]

And then just dip it in the water and suck that down too.

[C]

Get it? Sog it all up. And then swallow the bun too.

[D]

I don't think, I don't think you get it. Like, I think it'd be over 30 seconds it would take for you to. To finish a hot dog.

[B]

You got join the competition.

[A]

The winner was 31. So I just got to get 30 even.

[D]

Basically. Yeah.

[C]

I do think I, I just think I could. I do too. But I also think I'm being a little too optimistic about it.

[D]

And the dogs were hot, so right when the dog hit my tongue, it burnt my tongue. So I had to.

[A]

I mean that's, that's the, the, the product of just kind of an amateur operation.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Having them that hot.

[D]

Yeah. My dad was cooking him so he could throw him under the bus.

[A]

Yeah, no, I'll.

[B]

And I'll.

[A]

I'll let to his face if you bring him to the office ever. I'll get on him. Well, first of all, at what point are we not concerned about the athletes like well being and safety at this point? If he's, if he's, if he's handing out piping hot dogs for a hot dog eating contest, that's a concern for me at least.

[D]

It's our second year doing it, so we're still working out the kings.

[A]

Yeah, clearly.

[D]

Yeah, clearly.

[B]

I can't wait for 27. It's going to be the rubber match this entry.

[D]

Well, we'll see if that big kid shows up again. Again? I don't know.

[B]

If he doesn't, he's ducking you and you get the nod, right?

[D]

Exactly.

[C]

He's an out of stater.

[A]

What is like, what does like a 60 year old guy do? What time?

[D]

Oh, I don't know if we timed that one, but it was like around 40 seconds.

[A]

You just watch this guy let him

[B]

do it for fun.

[D]

Yeah. So the 60. I don't know who which one won, but I think it was around 40 seconds.

[A]

Also smart by your parents to do a timed hot dog eating contest so that they don't have to buy more hot dogs.

[B]

Yeah, very smart.

[A]

That is the ultimate cheap midwest dad hot dog eating contest right there. Or by this year we're just gonna time half dogs. So everyone's gonna eat a half a dog.

[B]

Smokies.

[C]

Were they like ballpark franks or.

[D]

At Cloverdale?

[C]

Oh, nice. Okay. Yeah, those are slippery. Extra slippery.

[D]

Yeah, those are good.

[A]

They're also meatier. Aren't they a little thicker?

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

Oh, yeah, no, I have a female division.

[B]

Nope, genderless.

[A]

You beat out the females.

[D]

I did.

[C]

Wow.

[D]

Quick, quick.

[C]

That could be an addition for year three. Female division.

[D]

Yeah, I like that.

[B]

This doesn't. If this doesn't work out for you, you could always be an electrician.

[A]

What is the. What's the prize pool?

[D]

The. What's the prize we won? That was like a hot dog champ T shirt. So. But next year we want to like place bets on hot dogs.

[C]

Have like a Calcutta.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Pool of type.

[D]

Yeah. Who you want to bet on and stuff.

[B]

So I. I would spend my entire allowance on you, Jared.

[D]

That's good.

[B]

You're. You want it more than that kid.

[A]

I'd like to get some eyeballs on this other guy.

[C]

Yeah, it's out of stater.

[D]

Okay, I'll have my mom set a photo. He was a big kid. He was big. He's big. And my. My parents bought 160 hot dogs. They went through almost all of them.

[B]

Damn.

[C]

160. Holy.

[A]

She's Louise.

[C]

This bigger kitty have a girlfriend?

[D]

I don't think so.

[A]

What? Please, please do explain your reason of questioning.

[B]

If he does now after his performance dethroning Jared, it might be gay.

[A]

Oh, got it.

[D]

Could be. Yeah.

[A]

Really, Ryan?

[C]

How'd you guys not pick up on that?

[B]

Sorry, I genuinely missed it.

[C]

I get it. It's Tuesday. You guys are moving slow. Tuesdays Had a one week break. I'm ready to fire.

[A]

Well, congratulations on second place, you loser.

[C]

Second place. Less than 300. Context is fallen.

[B]

I didn't watch the dog eating contest.

[A]

Sub, sub, sub.

[C]

Three hundo contes.

[B]

Chestnut. One again. Right.

[A]

I 66 dogs. They was hot that day, though, so they were running slow.

[B]

What was second place? 40.

[A]

It's like 15 less than that. Like 51 or something.

[D]

51.

[C]

Jesus.

[D]

There was a gal in the. In the hot dog in contest when the women's division, she ate like two hot dogs in like five minutes total. No, in like the first five minutes or something like that.

[C]

She said, get warmed up.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

It was hot that day. They're running slow. Yeah, dogs are running.

[B]

She's a vegetarian. Okay. Broke her vows.

[C]

I wonder who. Who has the privilege of cooking those

[B]

hot dogs for the Nathan.

[A]

It's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest.

[D]

So anybody named Nathan? It's like a Ryan meetup.

[B]

Yeah. Do you know what those are?

[A]

Ryan meetups coming up soon. Just wanted to throw that out there.

[C]

Yeah. I'm gonna ask Jared if I can borrow his hat.

[D]

Yeah. Team Ryan.

[C]

So

[A]

was your. Is that. Was your dad jacked about this?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I just imagine, knowing a little bit about your dad, I imagine that this was. Did he do a speech?

[D]

No, no speeches. But after the hot dog Inca party was done, we were planning for the next year.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[D]

So it's like that excitement.

[B]

Did he. Did he compete?

[D]

No. He should have, but he. I don't know. He didn't.

[B]

The commissioner doesn't compete at Nathan's.

[D]

That's true. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

There could be some cheating.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

You want transparency. Yeah.

[A]

It might be hollowing dogs and. And gutting. Gutting buns.

[D]

You know, it's like a corked bat situation. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Check the wieners beforehand.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

All right. Well, should we take a break?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Jared, I think I know why you lost the hot dog eating contest.

[D]

Why is that?

[A]

Because you weren't wearing your shady rays. If you'd have walked up to the table, if you'd have walked up to that wiener wearing those sunglasses, the intimidation factor would have been through the roof. And that other guy, other big old hoss, big kid, would have been shaking in his sandals.

[D]

Yeah. It would have reduced the glare on the dog, too. So I've been.

[A]

That's true.

[C]

You were blinded by the light.

[A]

You could have saved some time grabbing the dog because I imagine it was so sunny and glaring out that you went like this and missed and it

[B]

wouldn't have been such a polarizing result.

[A]

It's true.

[C]

Yeah. Just a rush of colors coming at you.

[A]

Well, it would have been an extra polarizing result because he was have been polarized and he would have beat that big old kid and it would have

[B]

been even extra, extra polarizing if you would have bought two pairs off.

[C]

Yeah, exactly. You guys have been polarized.

[A]

Well, that's next year. The, the winners got a winner wins two or more polarized glasses, 50% off. At shady rays.com we can give them access to the YBR code.

[D]

Exactly.

[A]

Which is the winner. You just hand them a certificate that just says use code YBR for 50 off two or more polarized [e-mail] and maybe we can get Shady race to sponsor it.

[D]

That would be sick.

[A]

That sounds like that would be sick. Yeah. Just a joke, guys, because you don't need to win a hot dog eating contest to get access to that deal. You can do that right here, right now. We'll give it to you right now. Just got to use code ybrshittyrays.com for two or more polarized glasses.

[C]

Great. Deal.

[A]

Did you hear that?

[C]

I did.

[B]

I heard it.

[A]

That was me breaking my Lucy breaker.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Right in my mouth and oh my God. I'm getting a rush of flavor into my mouth.

[B]

What flavor would you have?

[A]

This one is the apple ice favorite.

[B]

It's my favorite of the pouches too. For sure.

[A]

It's very good. And guys, we've been just kind of hammering these. Yeah, I'm feeling quite loosey goosey here in the office.

[B]

You know, it's been getting me Lucy goosey. I think I talked about it last week, but the pomegranate gum is unbelievable. Really, it's. It's so good.

[A]

What I also do like about Lucy is that like, they have different. They have a quiet wide range of mgs.

[B]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[A]

Four, six, eight and I pretty sure 12. Twelve?

[C]

Yeah, I think so.

[A]

Yeah, they have 12. So like, like, you know, some days I'm feeling four, some days I'm feeling six.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

This weekend, popped a little 8 milligrams gum into my. Into my mouth. Feeling pretty good.

[D]

They don't put you in a box. Like you have to do these this many mgs.

[A]

No, you can just do whatever mgs you want. You can feel as loosey and as goosey as you want that day. And I think one of the cool parts is you can buy it online. So if you're in a. If you're in a state that's got, you know, more expensive nicotine options. You can just buy it online, save some money. And you can doubly save some money by getting 20% off your first order when you buy online at Lucy co. You betcha. Using promo code. You betcha. That's right. It's Lucy Co. You betcha. With promo code. You betcha. And if you don't want to wait, you can find them in store. So you can use their store locator on their website.

[C]

Right.

[A]

And pick some up in store if you like that. If you like the, the, the habit of going to the, going to the gas station and picking up some nicotine. And so if you guys want to feel loosey goosey, gotta try out their regular pouches, their Lucy breakers. Try Tyler's gum. They got it all for you. So check out Lucy Co. You bet you use promo code. You betcha. And remember that Lucy products are only for adults of legal age and every customer is age verified. Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. All right, Jared, what do we got next?

[D]

Music. Music to a blue collar guy's ears. That was kind of a hard one

[A]

to phrase Kid Rock. Things that are music to a blue collar guy's ears.

[D]

Yeah, I gotta work on like wording that better.

[C]

Yeah, music in the ears of a blue collar guy.

[A]

This is, this is something that blue collar guys ears interpret as music.

[D]

That's better.

[A]

That's better. These are things that. These are things that are music to a blue collar guy's ears.

[D]

There you go.

[A]

Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue by Toby Keith.

[B]

That is music to their ears.

[A]

Hey, should we go to Pizza Ranch for lunch?

[B]

Beers for lunch.

[A]

Yeah, beers for lunch.

[C]

I was going with it.

[A]

Basically anything but eating the pack. Lunch that they brought is music to a blue collar guy's ears.

[B]

Any excuse to not eat what they've brought. Gas station, the restaurant boss brought hot dogs.

[D]

Or even if like their wife packed up. Watch. That's music too. Because they didn't have to make it.

[C]

Hey, I got an extra white monster. You want one for today?

[B]

Which that would. I'll take things that'll never happen for 500 they ain't sure.

[A]

Extra white monster later.

[C]

What if it did though?

[A]

Yeah, you're living in a Willy Wonka fantasy factory.

[D]

Chocolate factory.

[C]

Yeah. You combine like Rob Dyrdek and. And Willy Wonka.

[A]

Dude. What a crossover of a lifetime.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Fire collab, Willy Wonka's fantasy factory. It's Rob Dyrdek, Willy Wonka collab show

[D]

Rob Dyrdek's Chocolate Factory.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

For some reason that sounds wrong. Yeah, that's some. That sounds weird.

[B]

Gotta hate it because is the 50% of that show is Big Black, his buddy.

[C]

Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Him and Troy Escalator.

[A]

Him and Escalator up there having a great time.

[C]

And the guy sitting on the edge of the bed.

[A]

The edge of the bed guy, what's his name?

[D]

I'll put the photo on the screen.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[B]

Put a Patreon link right in the middle.

[A]

A vertical Patreon link.

[B]

Make it clickable.

[A]

Click, click.

[D]

Little handout.

[B]

Click to reveal. Yeah.

[C]

Free one year Patreon subscription. Click here to redeem.

[A]

Rob dyck's chocolate factory. What else is music to a blue collar guy's ears?

[B]

I don't know if this is common for every blue collar job site, but sometimes I would say probably three times a summer. Boss be like, well, if we get to this point today, we could be done then and that you've never seen us work harder.

[C]

Really check out.

[A]

Oh yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

[B]

We finished the north roof. We'll be done after that. So like, all right, if we're done at one o', clock, we can go, go. He's like, yeah, so then we bust our ass.

[C]

So I've never worked on, I've never worked on like a true blue collar job site, but will the boss ever. Would he ever let somebody come sit in the truck like with him or even if he wasn't in the truck, just to get some ac?

[A]

No, no.

[C]

So that's, that's exclusive, huh?

[B]

Like the closest thing maybe that you go sit in your own truck at lunch.

[A]

Be the weirdest thing to ever happen on a job site ever.

[C]

Why you're trying to cool your boys down.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Why don't you come sit in the truck with me and grab some ac?

[B]

Have a seat.

[D]

I have some synthetic marijuana.

[B]

Have you ever heard of a jewel?

[A]

Like, are you thinking like this is like a treat? If you work hard, you get, you get 10 minutes of AC time with the truck.

[C]

Yeah. I don't know, any, any situation should.

[A]

There's.

[C]

Is there any situation where he'd be like, you know, unless you're in trouble

[B]

and he needs to like talk to you about it.

[A]

The boss is like anyone's truck, I feel like, is very similar to like your bedroom at your house.

[C]

Gotcha.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If you have friends over and somehow you guys end up in your bedroom, everyone just feels weird.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

You know, like right when you moved in, getting a tour of your house, Ryan, you showed us, like, the master suite. But even though, like, you guys knew you were going to be giving it to her and clean up everything, it just still feels a little weird being in someone else's bedroom. If you. If you went and sat in the boss's truck, it would just feel weird.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

It'd be like being in someone else's bedroom.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

I think the closest thing to what you're saying is, like, you could go eat in your own work truck for lunch.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

To get.

[A]

Or, like, you run an errand and you get to, like, windshield time.

[C]

So how many. And I, I. I kind of sound like a total noob here, but. Does every employee have their own truck?

[A]

No.

[B]

No. You get, like, four guys to a truck.

[C]

Got it.

[D]

Two guys in a truck sometimes.

[C]

Two guys in a truck.

[A]

You're a moving company.

[B]

We filled the. We filled the bench. So there'd be five guys, one truck.

[C]

Sure. Okay.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. That's just. Could you imagine just like, boss, like, come here and you run around in the passenger side and hop in the.

[B]

You've been working hard. Hop in.

[C]

Nobody making you hop in the back seat.

[B]

I'm good.

[A]

Oh, I got you a Popsicle, too.

[D]

The shoulders look tense.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Sit in front of me. I'm going to sit in the back seat. You sit in the front passenger.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Actually, we're both.

[B]

You can pick the radio station. Yeah.

[A]

All right. Whoever works the hardest gets 10 minutes in the truck with me.

[C]

Well, because I was going to say it. Music to a blue collar guy's ears is when he hears the AC pump and box might have at the end of the day.

[B]

That's true. Yep. Yeah. Music to a blue collar guy's ears. Is the weatherman saying it's going to rain all day?

[D]

That's what I written down.

[B]

Yeah. No, work to. You can't. You can't roof when the rain.

[A]

Music to a blue collar guy's ears is just anything with a pull start actually starting.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Music to the ears.

[C]

Well, also, then you just don't have to listen to anybody around you.

[A]

It's true.

[D]

The sound

[A]

that was not even. That was an IRL soundboard right there.

[B]

You got to do more of that with Foley work, they call it in the biz.

[A]

There you go. We actually had a thing. So you're using the, like, chop. We called it chop saw, but it, like, cut off saw to cut rebar. If you had a lot of rebar to cut, you just keep the Thing running and whatever. But every once in a while, if you're taking too long to do the next cut, someone would go over and shut this off. And we'd always say, like, we just don't need all this unnecessary racket.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, it makes sense. Makes sense. That's what we do with.

[A]

The last thing you need on a job site is unnecessary racket.

[C]

Yeah, well, you can't think either when the chop saw's going.

[D]

Yeah. There's not a lot of music to a blue collar guy's ears because they can't hear well to begin with. So.

[B]

Music to a blue color guy's ears listening to the only station that really rocks.

[A]

You're talking about 1019, the fox.

[B]

Yeah. The only station that really rocks.

[D]

And then they play Imagine Dragons.

[A]

It's always Metallica and.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Ride the lightning for nine minutes.

[D]

Another one is a boss is gone for the day.

[B]

Yep. Yeah. It's substitute teacher day. We're doing a quarter of the work we normally would.

[D]

Correct. Yeah.

[B]

And it's. It's always funny, like when the foreman or the boss is gone for the day. Day. The second in command, we don't respect him at all. He. And he knows it, but he's going to try and hang on to the respect a little bit and he's just not going to get it. It's like, chill, Brandon.

[C]

Okay, I got another question.

[A]

This is good. This is good.

[C]

It's kind of off topic, but like it. Would anyone's wife ever show up to the job site? Maybe like drop their lunch off or just like say hi or anything?

[B]

No, not in my experience. But if they did, what would happen? They would get endless I'm gonna bang your wife jokes.

[C]

Okay. Yeah, that's kind of what.

[A]

I don't know if we would have done that at our job site.

[B]

We would have.

[C]

It's probably the elevation getting to your head though.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, we're. Air's thin on top of tough.

[C]

You get horny. You get horny up on the roof.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

See one woman, you're like, jesus.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

I can see down your shirt.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, it's just like. I don't know, we just never. Women. Unless it was like a girl walking her dog or, you know, woman walking her dog or the next door neighbor or the homeowner. That's about it.

[C]

What would your dad have done if your mom would have showed up to the job site?

[A]

She just wouldn't.

[B]

She know.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Things that wouldn't happen.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Things I'll never Do my dad would

[A]

have to run home to do or get something. Then her drive to the job.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Meet at the middle.

[A]

Like, I'm pretty sure that, like, the guys that have worked there, like, they're not even sure my mom exists.

[C]

Like, they come pick her out of a 10% lineup. Got it.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

My mom. Yeah. My mom won't even ride in my dad's truck because it's too dirty.

[C]

Yeah, I. I can believe that. I can believe that.

[D]

Is it pretty dirty?

[A]

It is.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It's really dirty.

[D]

Yeah. Makes sense.

[A]

You know, like, there's the, like the guys you see online that have. Like, the. They're. They're like, yet the. The Milwaukee packouts, like all their tools in a box and organized. And they have like, the tool chests in the back and all that. My dad is quite literally the opposite to where I'm you not. He's like, hey, can you grab that drill bit out of my truck? And I said, where is it? And he said, it's in the little crack where the carpet meets the door frame. And sure as I went in there, opened the door, and then he's had like three different bits in the crack between the carpet and the door frame.

[B]

See what happens when our wives don't move?

[A]

Our knows exactly.

[B]

We know exactly where everything is. Does it matter what it looks like to the outside world?

[D]

World.

[B]

We understand our mess.

[A]

Unbelievable. It's just. It's so. It's. It's. I'm a guy who's not even like that organized. Like, you know me. I'm the piles guy in the garage. And even. Even his stresses me out. It's so much random.

[D]

Now. Your piles, though. You bet your guy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Huh?

[D]

Your piles that you bet you guys guy piles.

[A]

The you bet you guy.

[C]

Oh, I'm pop instead of miles.

[B]

You got there. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Again, Jared's Tuesday.

[D]

It's okay.

[A]

I actually don't have any piles. Actually, I do have a little pile on the steps right now.

[C]

Yeah, pizza piles.

[B]

I've moved it. I've moved your step pile a couple times for videos in the last month.

[A]

No, the pizza piles go in the ceramic. They go in the toilet bowl on

[D]

top of the stairs like a dog pizza was hitting that day.

[A]

Music to a blue collar guy's ears. Is the gas station toilets were just cleaned.

[B]

Oh, nice. Yep. Yeah.

[C]

You see, someone signed off on the. On the little thing on the outside, like today's date.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Let's go.

[B]

20 minutes ago. Come on.

[A]

You know, I didn't have to, but suddenly I'm feeling like I do.

[B]

Might. Might as well force one out.

[C]

In the realm of gas stations, music to a blue collar guy's ear has got to be the chuck wagon. Ding it in the microwave when it's all done, honestly.

[B]

Or, like, you'll hear, like, minute 30. We'll have another round of pizzas out in a minute. And then, you know, you're getting the freshest possible food.

[C]

My. I get drool on my shirt.

[B]

It happened to me like, a week ago. There was nothing in the hot food shelf when I went to go get lunch. And I was. The guy clearly saw me looking at. He's like, I'll have chicken strips done in 30 seconds. Seconds.

[A]

Come on, man.

[C]

He knows. Yeah, he knows. You're gonna go eat in your truck and just enjoy some peace and quiet.

[D]

Just dab him up like, thank you so much.

[B]

That's one thing I Learned on the 4th of July. There were some.

[C]

Kiss him.

[B]

There's some teenagers there. Yeah. Come on, Come on. Lean over the counter. Quick. Give me the. Give me some. And some chicken trips.

[A]

Give me some love. Like, you have that much rapport with the gas station attendant. To the food is that you're like. Like chicken strips coming out in. In 30 seconds, honey. And then you're like, sounds good.

[B]

Get over here, Nick.

[D]

Want to go sit in my AC truck? It's hot back there.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Back seat's clean.

[B]

Hop in the passenger seat.

[C]

Just moved everything from the back to the front.

[A]

So I'm gonna. I just thought of something very funny that could be a great bit. Is I'm going to lake. Going to Friends lake this weekend was with. I don't know who's all going, but I think there's people that, like, I don't know that well. And I should tell my buddy whose leg it is.

[D]

Is.

[A]

We're gonna do like, the, like the, like, European greeting or like the Mafia Italian. The kiss on each other's cheeks in front of everyone and just. And just roll with it. Like every morning that we, you know, see each other doing until someone says something.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll say something private first.

[B]

Many blessings.

[A]

That be a great bit. That would be like, all right, dude, we're. We're headed to bed. We're headed to bed. See you later.

[C]

And then you got to make noise. You accidentally. You accidentally both go on the same side.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So, honey. Yeah. I was saying good night. I accidentally did tonsil hockey with my. With. With my buddy.

[D]

I guess I kind of cheated on you.

[A]

Like, I guess I Like, fun of

[B]

a lot of people here that we don't know.

[A]

Honey, I cheated on you for a bit. Really hard to explain.

[D]

Really, really hard.

[A]

I think it's gonna pan out, though. I think that they're really gonna fall for it.

[C]

Yeah, you just gotta trust me on this one.

[B]

You ever see that? That tweet? Mega viral. It's like me and my buddy played gay chicken in 8th grade. And now we're celebrating our 25th anniversary.

[C]

It could happen. You or your buddy might like it too much.

[A]

Watch sparks fly, motions ran high, Tractor beam sucked me right in. What movie is that from?

[C]

Don't know. Friday Nights.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

RC Blues, Tyler?

[B]

I don't know. Actually.

[D]

Dumb and Dumber.

[A]

Dumb and Dumber.

[D]

Any movie mile, you know?

[B]

Yeah, it's a good guess. Yeah, I should just guess that.

[A]

Sparks flew, motions ran high, Traffic being sucked me right in.

[C]

It reminded me of Clear and she flew to Aspen.

[A]

Out of my life forever.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

Friday Lights, though, A good movie.

[C]

Great movie.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Tim McGraw.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

At what point would that line have been in Friday Night?

[C]

I meant Friday Night Lights, the TV show. Because the way you said sound. Well, the way you said it, it sounded like clear eyes, full heart, can't lose.

[A]

Okay, yeah, same thing.

[C]

The tone in which you said it matched up with Friday Night Lights, the TV show.

[D]

Same writing.

[C]

Yeah, Yeah, I think.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Same producer.

[D]

Yeah, for sure.

[C]

So,

[A]

got anything else that's music to a blue collar guy's ears, or is that it, Jared?

[D]

I think that's it.

[A]

Tyler, you got a fun fact?

[B]

Ah, yeah, I do. My fun fact is at one second.

[C]

Sorry, guys.

[B]

At about 10 years old, miles Montplaisier, on vacation in Mexico, saw a parrot pond and thought that he would take a goofy picture next to said parrot pond, and he fell into it. And my source says he stunk for the rest of the day, like stale water and parrot shit.

[A]

This is.

[D]

This is a.

[A]

This is a. It wasn't such a fun fact for me.

[C]

That's what I'm about to say, that we change.

[B]

It's fun facts, fun fact.

[A]

So the story of the parapool is actually pretty. So we're at this resort and, like, there was like, these trees with parrots in them, and then underneath them was these, like, very shallow pools, essentially, and there was a lip around them, and it was like where the walkways are. And so me and my brothers took a photo next to these parrots. And then, you know, as kids, you're like, all right, we're gonna do a funny One. And we have the photo of right before I fell into the parapool. But I did one of these weird one leg and I hit the. Hit the lip and fell into the parapool. But the is. Is I'm pretty sure we were doing like a, you know, bro pick or whatever and I'm pretty sure. Sure that my brother could have grabbed me and he. He went like this.

[B]

Would you have grabbed him?

[A]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. But yeah, I just remember just being so. Just depressed, just pissed and wet and I stunk and yeah, it sucked a lot. Sucked a lot. But I think the funny part is, is that. That like, we actually have the photo of like right before it happened. It was a funny photo.

[B]

We gotta see that photo.

[D]

Gotta get that.

[C]

It was probably like your hottest Hollister shirt too.

[A]

Yeah, I'll. I'll text my mom right now and see if I can see if she can drum it up.

[B]

Yeah. A follow up fun fact. I think you've told us this before, but we talked about what Ryan was voted in high school last week. Miles was voted biggest drama kids. Oh. Which fitting.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This whole thing is one big drama.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

You know, do I need to be that dramatic about YETI stuff? No, but he is.

[B]

He's a drama king.

[D]

Yeah, you're the king of it.

[A]

So. Yeah, it was. You know, I would have liked to win most successful or most likely to change the world, but instead I won drama king. It's fine.

[D]

Mine.

[C]

Yeah. I won biggest gossip.

[A]

What's okay, Jared, what is a worse award to get? Biggest gossip or drama king Gossip? Didn't even think about it. Yeah, he didn't even. He didn't even him. And ha. As a Being dramatic, I think we.

[D]

No way, dude.

[A]

What kind of gossip you got on Jared that you can fire back with?

[C]

Well, no, that's the thing. I. I don't even know how I won that award.

[D]

Word got around.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Someone probably started a rumor.

[C]

The thing about it though is there's a lot of. A lot of. There's a lot of kids that didn't win an award at all and I did. So.

[D]

Yeah. Here's the best gossiper. I mean, there could have been a very minimal amount of gossip too.

[C]

Well, it wasn't best gossiper. It was biggest.

[D]

Biggest.

[B]

Yeah, it just.

[D]

Yeah. Tallest dwarf type situation.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What if, like, what if you were. You guys were notoriously low gossip. High school.

[B]

Yeah. Just tight lipped.

[A]

Like you might have got. You might have come in like 40th place at my school.

[D]

Right. And you were homeschooled it's all relative.

[B]

So you got second place for prom president, too? Yeah, he's homeschooled. Dog Beat him by a couple votes.

[A]

All I know is I was king of the school that year. I was. I was drama king and homecoming king, so. So you guys be the judge.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

Bend the knee.

[D]

No wonder you. No Wonder you have 700 contacts in your phone.

[A]

They're all. Literally 540 are my entire high school. I made them all put them in my phone.

[B]

It was really dramatic.

[D]

You're like, hey, put your. Put your contact in my phone.

[A]

I just. I know. I just know at some point there'll be a pissing match about phone contacts, and I'd like to not have 200. Like. Like, probably someone that I'll in the future.

[D]

Will.

[C]

Were you prom king?

[B]

Snowball, Snow.

[C]

Snowball, homecoming.

[B]

It's just like they do that random.

[A]

It's like kissing your sister. They know anything about winning Snowball King?

[B]

Yeah, I was. I was.

[A]

I think it's actually probably Snowball Prince, right? Or like the Duke of Snow.

[C]

I don't think we had a snowball.

[A]

Did Snowballs.

[B]

Snow king. Nothing special about it.

[C]

In high school.

[B]

He does

[C]

in high school.

[A]

Snowball Lord.

[C]

So you don't even remember the event that you were king of? That's because you don't live in high school. Like Miles.

[B]

Yeah. Is. I think it's called snowball. It's whatever the one they do in the winter.

[C]

Yeah. Snowman.

[B]

In between prom and homecoming. Snow probably bronze on the trio of king ships.

[A]

Tell you what, though. My life really changed after winning homecoming king.

[C]

I believe it.

[A]

Big deal. It still shows up my everyday life.

[C]

You get to keep the crown. You don't. You give it to the. You give it the next year to the person who wins king.

[A]

Yeah, I don't remember. I definitely didn't go back and do that.

[C]

You didn't?

[A]

I don't think so.

[D]

You skip a college class to go back to the home.

[B]

Hey, sorry, teach. I gotta miss the game. All right. Sorry.

[A]

No, I would have definitely had to, like, miss all football practice for that. Which I was not doing that.

[B]

Yeah, but your college coach was your high school coach. If there was ever anyone to give you a pass.

[C]

Yeah, it's not like you had a far.

[A]

If you met him. He would not be giving me a pass to do that.

[C]

You didn't have a far drive.

[D]

It's true.

[B]

The stars.

[A]

Yours was like an hour and a half.

[C]

That's two hours on the.

[A]

From Fargo.

[C]

Well, I didn't. I Don't live. I. I didn't grow up.

[A]

It's true. Two hours, though. It's like. It's not like you. Just like, you didn't even leave your state. I was in Minnesota.

[B]

Much closer to home.

[A]

Yeah, but at least I left my state branch out once in a while. T shirt guy.

[D]

Mom, dad will go to a different state.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Ten minutes away.

[A]

Like, honestly, cut the corn.

[D]

It's good you're not being dramatic about this, man.

[C]

Yeah, I gotta tell my wife about

[A]

this after you're done. At least I spent some time in a different state.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I fucking moved to Washington after I graduated.

[A]

That is true. I basically moved to Nashville that one summer and recorded a song.

[B]

We were there for like nine days.

[A]

Felt like a whole summer. It did. It was 10 days to nine or 10 days.

[C]

It's.

[A]

It's about seven days too long. In Nashville.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Almost had to get a driver's license. You're down there, so.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I almost had to plug in my new address on my Amazon account

[C]

to the Airbnb.

[A]

I was there so long, my passport almost expired and I had to get. Get. I had to get a utility bill from the hotel just to prove that I lived there.

[C]

He almost got arrested for squatting. He was in the Airbnb so long.

[A]

I almost had to change. I almost had to change. I almost had to add another state to my. To my Instagram. B. I had n. I had nd. Arrow. Mn.

[D]

Arrow.

[A]

Nd. And then I almost had to go arrow. Tn.

[D]

That was there. So this close.

[A]

This close.

[B]

It's different, though. If you're Nashville, you don't go tn even though it's in Tennessee. You go Nash in all caps.

[A]

Yeah, I actually. We used to call it Smash.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Smashville.

[B]

Welcome to Smashville.

[D]

With a cowboy hat. Emoji.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. He almost spot a herd of cattle.

[A]

I was looking at real estate out there. Yeah, I. I actually remember that mostly because at that point, you know, I was ready to. I had a huge hit of a song. I was ready to just go all in, start playing bars on Broadway.

[B]

We just started. Started. You bet.

[A]

Another dream dead.

[D]

It's all right.

[A]

It's all right. Did you live anywhere? Tyler, other than North Dakota or Minnesota?

[B]

No.

[A]

Jesus Christ, dude.

[B]

Same two states as you?

[A]

No, I lived in Tennessee for a little bit.

[B]

I was with you on that trip. Same time

[A]

I paid for the trip.

[D]

Yeah. You're kind of like a dependent to Miles.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

He claimed me on his taxes.

[A]

You didn't even have. You didn't have to show identification at the airport. I just said, he's mine.

[B]

Miles brought my birth certificate to the desk.

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We didn't even have to pay. You just sat on my lap.

[B]

That was a lap seat.

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You're a lap seat. We didn't have to pay for your ticket.

[B]

It was worth it to get first class class.

[C]

You got first class?

[B]

Yeah. I was a lap seat, though. Oh, I sit on Miles.

[A]

Could be in the move.

[C]

The tire goes first class in Nashville and I. And I went back seat.

[A]

No, we flew allegiant.

[B]

Yeah, it direct, though. That was nice.

[D]

Can't be direct.

[C]

Can't be direct.

[A]

Ali Gent doesn't even have first class. We got in this podcast. So, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of you Bet your Radio. Have a great week. We'll see you next one. Bring it in.

[B]

We're done.

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Oh, you betcha.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, My mom sent me the. The parrot pool photo, so this isn't. She said she can't find the funny picture one, but this is so we. This was the normal one we took before the funny one before I fell in the. Look at my.

[D]

Holy.

[B]

Look at my.

[A]

Look how I'm standing. Why are my feet. Yeah, my brother's rocking an and one T shirt.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What does mine say on my shirt?

[C]

Old Navy.

[B]

Old Navy.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

You guys are repping the early 2000s classics. And one Old Navy and Adidas and

[A]

I think I'm wearing Doc Martens.

[D]

You.

[B]

What are those shoes?

[A]

Doc Martin sandals with socks with.

[B]

Yeah, Mid mid high socks. We'll send it to you.

[D]

I'll look at it.

[C]

That's a fit and a half. Cut offs, too.

[B]

It's hot in Mexico.

[C]

Yeah, I suppose.

[D]

How long do you have to introduce yourself to the new neighbors before it's too late and becomes awkward?

[A]

Oh, I've surpassed that with one neighbor already.

[C]

Wait, how long till you. You.

[D]

How long do you have to introduce yourself to the new neighbors before it's too late and becomes awkward?

[A]

Ah, I think. I think a full year into is too much.

[C]

I'm saying. Oh, yeah, no, I would agree. I was gonna say, like maybe a couple weeks.

[A]

Oh, really? I would say you have at least six months.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Because then you can just go like, God, I can't believe it's been. It's taken this long for us to meet. How you doing? True that.

[C]

That's an easy iceberg breaker.

[A]

You know, I think you can ride that wave up until six months and then it's like, yeah, I've been kind of avoiding you.

[C]

Yeah, well, I think, I think time of year matters too. If it's, you know, if they move in in like November, it's like, why. Didn't want to stand out in the cold and.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Yeah. You know, for me it's hard because I am not on the same schedule as someone who maybe has a normal job.

[D]

A nine to fiver.

[A]

Yeah. So like I'm leaving the house at 10, 10 30. 30 and I'm not getting back till like 8. It just doesn't match up.

[C]

Yep, yep. Yeah.

[D]

Well, you could always knock on their door and say, what's up?

[C]

You could. Yeah, you could.

[A]

At 8:30pm Putting their kids to bed,

[C]

you could bring them some white chicken chili.

[A]

At 8:30. They've already eaten supper.

[C]

Well, maybe for the next day, bring it in some Rubbermaids.

[A]

Hey, I got you lunch for tomorrow. I know it's a little late for dinner.

[C]

Yeah, we made this about a week and a half ago. I figured you guys would need lunch tomorrow.

[A]

Bring over white chicken chili at 9pm and then be mad when they're full from the dinner that they had. Or no text, like go there before in the morning, hey, I'm gonna bring over some white chicken chili tonight. So don't eat dinner and then show up at 9.

[C]

They're like, they're.

[A]

Well, we're of European. We eat dinner later than usual.

[C]

Their cheeks are sunken in. Cuz they're so hungry.

[A]

Stomach growling. You open up the door, you're like, oh, they got a dog? No, that's my stomach.

[B]

That. Yeah.

[C]

I mean where, where are you at on bringing stuff over to neighbors?

[A]

I'm out.

[C]

All right. Cuz. Well, my, my wife likes. She like if she were to go introduce herself, she might make something and bring it over to me.

[A]

Does she, does ever bring over someone like maybe a, a peach cobbler?

[C]

Kind of.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, probably.

[C]

Yeah, something like that.

[A]

I went and visited my grandparents this week and Anne's like, God, I feel bad that we're not like bringing anything for us. That what? I'm like, God, we should have brought a peach cobbler. And she was like, one. She didn't know what a cobbler was.

[D]

What?

[A]

And I was. She's like, why, why that? You never say. I'm like, because that's what old people eat.

[D]

Yeah, they love it.

[A]

Yeah, they love cobbler. And then she was like, yeah, because it's like cobbler is kind of like a pie, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

From what I understand.

[D]

I think it's like a graham cracker.

[A]

But I'm not even sure she was like, why do old people love pie so much? I'm like, because growing up, they that's all they had.

[C]

That's right.

[A]

They didn't have Snickers ice cream bars at the general store down the road. All they had was cobblers and pieces eyes.

[C]

I feel like it's probably one of the only things I can taste too. It's like.

[A]

Hold on. Exploring the meaning of peach cobbler in sexual context is one of the search results that show up.

[D]

Peach cobbler is an expression used to describe a sexual encounter that leaves a person feeling satisfied. Really?

[A]

Really.

[C]

So how do you use that? How do you use that in a sentence? Like, I just.

[A]

I absolutely peach cobbled my wife last night. You ever peachedly cobbled someone

[C]

peach cobbler? A ch.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

They call her the old peach cobbler.

[C]

Always satisfied when she's around.

[A]

Not to be confused with the peach gobbler. That's two different things.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

She was peach cobbler because I gave her that peach gobbler.

[A]

Ah, my God. I did not know that.

[B]

I didn't either.

[D]

I don't.

[A]

The phrase is often used as an analogy for a pleasurable sexual experience as the dessert is typically considered to be comforting. Sweet treat.

[C]

Sweet treat. I also hate that word. Sweet treat.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

Huh.

[A]

I guess I wouldn't come away from a satisfying sexual encounter feeling comforted.

[C]

Maybe that's why they like peach cover nursing homes or old folks homes. I think there's a lot of going on old folks homes that people don't think of.

[A]

I can't believe they do be it though. Yes, they do.

[C]

Yes, they do.

[A]

Is our generation gonna have still people on only fans when they're in the nursery?

[D]

Probably we'll go in guilt territory. Yeah.

[C]

Only grams. America Free subscript.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And that's. That's actually how. How old folks homes are gonna like market to get new people in the door. You know, they have.

[A]

We have only fans studios for you with lights and tripods.

[C]

Yeah, that and you get like, like, I don't know, pay for your first 10 subscriptions. Yeah.

[D]

And it's ADA compliant. Like there's rail everywhere.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Everywhere is handicap accessible.

[D]

All of it's on the first floor.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I'm still trying to figure out how to use peach cobbler in a sentence that equals.

[D]

Should I Urban Dictionary it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Because like, like, is it peach cobbler? Like apostrophe D?

[A]

What. I mean, Urban dictionary is undefeated. It's just. It doesn't matter how old I could be in the nursing home and villain in the nursing home could pull up Urban Dictionary and I still would think it was funny. A whole new meaning of whatever you do, don't look up Urban Dictionary.

[B]

Don't.

[C]

Do not do it. Oh, wow.

[A]

It could be the peach cobbler. Could be worse.

[C]

Yeah,

[A]

that the one on Urban Dictionary sounds more like it would be be the peach gobbler, but.

[C]

Yeah. I feel like anyone, like, under the age of 40 that's saying they love peach cobbler is probably not referring to the dessert.

[A]

They're referring to something else.

[C]

I think you got to be 40 plus to enjoy a nice peach cobbler, you know? So any. Anyone younger? Yeah, definitely. Like, you have to get peach cobbler enough times to enjoy peach cobbler. And you. That only comes with age.

[A]

I think I figured out. It's like last night I enjoyed a good peach cobbler. Ah, maybe. I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, that's a good innuendo.

[A]

Well, now I'll never look at a peach cobbler the same. No.

[C]

Probably a good thing Tyler's not here, otherwise we probably would have worked him.

[A]

Oh, my God. He probably knows all about peach cobblers.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You guys don't know this.

[C]

That's a good one, though.

[A]

Peach cobblers are the gateway to ice cream cakes. That's. I got my first peach cobbler in 2009.

[D]

More of a fall treat than anything.

[A]

Guys, that was a fun little snippet from our Patreon episode last week. You can find all of our patreon [e-mail] you betcha.

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Radio.