Unwritten Rules For Tools 🎙 #315

Summary

You Betcha Radio Podcast Summary Episode: Unwritten Rules For Tools 🎙 #315
Release Date: February 26, 2025

Welcome to a detailed summary of You Betcha Radio's episode titled "Unwritten Rules For Tools 🎙 #315." Hosted by Miles, alongside Ryan, Tyler, and Jared, this episode delves into various topics ranging from community voting, personal life changes, tool etiquette, environmental concerns, and engaging listener questions. Below is a comprehensive breakdown of the episode's key discussions, insights, and humorous exchanges.

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1. Community Voting and PCAs

The episode kicks off with an update on the voting process for the PCAs (Patreon Community Awards).

• Miles (00:00): Announces the closure of voting and hints at a slight delay in shutting down the podcast stream until Wednesday due to technical limitations.

• Ryan (00:21): Emphasizes the importance of voting, stating, “Your vote matters” (00:58).

• Jared (00:55): Estimates voting has reached close to 1,000 patrons, highlighting robust community engagement.

• Miles (01:10): Thanks patrons for their participation, noting a record high in voter turnout.

2. Trophy Design and Naming Debate

The team discusses the creation and naming of the PCA trophy, affectionately referred to as "the Mikey."

• Miles (02:12): Describes the trophy's durability, saying, “This trophy is so well built that it could withstand an earthquake” (02:12).

• Ryan (02:49): Proposes naming the trophy “the Mikey,” acknowledging the need for a better name: “We could call it a Mikey” (02:49).

• Group Discussion (02:52–04:10): Debates alternative names, referencing popular culture and other award names like the “Stanley Cup” and “Lombardi Trophy.” The consensus leans towards finding a more fitting and original name, considering ideas like “Dundees” and “Rug Coin.”

3. Personal 180s and Life Changes

This segment explores significant personal changes each host has undergone, symbolizing a "full 180" in their lives.

Miles on Reading Habits

• Miles (05:50): Shares his shift from reading books to preferring TV shows, humorously labeling consistent book readers as “nerds.”

• Notable Quote: “I feel like there's got to be something else I can do other than doom scroll or just watch Peaky Blinders for the sixth time” (08:10).

Tyler on Fitness Resolutions

• Tyler (18:38): Discusses returning to fitness after burnout, mentioning events like Tough Mudder and powerlifting.

• Notable Quote: “I did a full 180 on New Year's fitness resolutions and I'm back on them” (18:52).

Ryan on Personal Preferences

• Ryan (23:12): Opens up about shifting his preferences from "boobs to asses," reflecting on personal growth and changing tastes.

• Notable Quote: “I've done a full 180 on ass. I am an ass man through and through” (25:07).

Jared on IPAs

• Jared (33:01): Talks about his changing opinion on IPAs, moving from a fan of hoppy beers to finding them less enjoyable.

• Notable Quote: “I used to love IPAs and now I'm like... it's a reverse acquired taste” (33:01).

4. Tool Ownership and Borrowing Etiquette

A lively discussion on the unwritten rules of borrowing tools within friendships and family.

• Miles (34:06): Introduces the concept of being an "angel investor" when borrowing tools, emphasizing responsibility in maintaining and returning them.

• Tyler (35:08): Highlights the importance of treating borrowed tools with care, suggesting practices like cleaning or replacing used components.

• Notable Quote: “If you borrow a tool from your dad, you don't have to give it back” (38:34).

Key Points:

• Respect and Care: Always return tools in good condition, replace used parts if necessary.

• Communication: Offer insights or feedback about the tool’s performance when returning it.

• Ownership Boundaries: Tools borrowed for extended periods may become effectively yours, especially if forgotten or not used regularly.

5. Environmental Concerns: The Paper Straws Debate

The hosts delve into the controversy surrounding paper straws, expressing skepticism and proposing alternatives.

• Miles (27:29): Criticizes the practicality of paper straws, comparing them to health hazards like paper consumption.

• Jared (28:00): Acknowledges environmental reasons but remains unconvinced about their effectiveness.

• Ryan (30:30): Suggests reusable options like metal straws or simply forgoing straws altogether.

• Notable Quote: “You better buy two regular straws at every restaurant I go to to cancel out your straw” (28:21).

Humorous Suggestions:

• Toilet Paper Comics: Proposes printing comics on toilet paper as a novel idea (12:20).

• Reusable Straw Innovations: Ideas like magnetic, foldable straws attached to phone cases.

6. Office Chairs and Workspace Anecdotes

A humorous exchange about the accumulation of office chairs and their varying comfort levels.

• Tyler (56:16): Mentions purchasing multiple office chairs from Costco, leading to an overstock.

• Miles (57:07): Complains about the discomfort of mass-purchased mesh chairs compared to high-quality ones.

• Notable Quote: “All we have is office chairs. We are flush with office chairs” (57:06).

7. Diet Diaries: Keto and Paleo Experiences

The hosts share their personal experiences with diets, particularly focusing on Keto and Paleo.

• Miles (57:37): Discusses his brief stint with Keto, noting significant weight loss followed by regaining it.

• Tyler (59:28): Talks about the challenges of maintaining diets like Keto and Paleo, humorously critiquing certain food items.

• Notable Quote: “I did keto for two months in 2018. Lost 40 pounds, met, and then got fat” (58:28).

8. Margarita Preferences

A light-hearted conversation about favorite margarita flavors and preparation styles.

• Ryan (67:49): Prefers strawberry margaritas and shares his DIY approach using a Margaritaville machine.

• Miles (69:15): Advocates for sugar-free margaritas, citing health benefits.

• Notable Quote: “I make strawberry margarita Margaritaville branded in my Margaritavo machine” (68:11).

9. Listener Questions and Interactive Segments

The hosts engage with listener-submitted questions, offering their unique perspectives and humor.

Fast Food vs. Drive-Thru

• Question: "At what point do you go into the fast food place rather than going through the drive-thru?" (61:07)

• Discussion: Criteria include excessively long lines, desire to stretch legs, accommodating multiple passengers, and restroom needs.

• Notable Quote: “If my toes are curling, I might go in” (63:53).

End of Whiskey Season

• Question: "What is the official end of whiskey season?" (75:26)

• Responses: Varied opinions with humorously conflicting views, ultimately leaning towards symbolic dates like April Fool's Day.

• Notable Quote: “Patio beer season starts In March or April sometime” (75:38).

Dumbest Things People Take Pride In

• Question: "The dumbest things that people take pride in."

• Responses: Mixed responses including high school sports achievements, mediocre card collections, and completing basic tasks.

• Notable Quote: “Being proud that you ran a 5K is just bananas” (85:10).

10. Light-Hearted Banter and Closing Remarks

The episode concludes with playful jokes, teasing among hosts, and reminders for listeners to engage with their Patreon.

• Miles (59:54): Reminds listeners to check out their Patreon for exclusive content.

• Notable Quote: “May your amps be flied amplified and may your tools be returned safely” (80:18).

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Key Takeaways:

• Community Engagement: High voter turnout for PCAs reflects a strong, active listener base.

• Personal Growth: Hosts openly discuss significant changes in their lives, fostering relatability and authenticity.

• Respect and Responsibility: Emphasis on proper etiquette when borrowing tools underscores the value of trust and care within the community.

• Environmental Skepticism: While recognizing environmental issues, the hosts advocate for practical and sustainable alternatives.

• Humor and Camaraderie: The episode is rich with humorous exchanges, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and ability to entertain while addressing diverse topics.

Notable Quotes for Reference:

• “Your vote matters” – Ryan (00:58)
• “I feel like there's got to be something else I can do other than doom scroll or just watch Peaky Blinders for the sixth time” – Miles (08:10)
• “I did a full 180 on New Year's fitness resolutions and I'm back on them” – Tyler (18:52)
• “I've done a full 180 on ass. I am an ass man through and through” – Ryan (25:07)
• “You better buy two regular straws at every restaurant I go to to cancel out your straw” – Miles (28:21)
• “If my toes are curling, I might go in” – Tyler (63:53)

For those eager to dive deeper into the discussions and enjoy more content, subscribing to You Betcha Radio's Patreon is highly recommended.

Transcript

[Miles]

Welcome back to another episode of the you betcha radio podcast. The coldest podcast in all the Midwest. I'm Miles the event guy. You're with Ryan the T shirt guy. And we are live. We are live. We're ready to rock and roll, folks. The voting is now closed for the PCAs.

[Ryan]

Yes.

[Miles]

Correct.

[Tyler]

Got my vote in.

[Miles]

It depends on when you're listening to this. Yeah, it might bleed into Wednesday because we might not shut it down till then just because we're not going to be up at midnight.

[Ryan]

There's like a three minute slot where even if we scheduled for it to shut down at midnight, you could, you could have listened to this. We put this up Tuesday night at 11:57.

[Miles]

There we go. So voting is now closed. Not much. You can do quite a few. Quite a few votes.

[Ryan]

Do you know the number?

[Miles]

I can pull it up.

[Jared]

As of right now, I think it's north of 500.

[Miles]

Oh, it's more than that. Probably get close to a thousand.

[Ryan]

That's it. That's why voting is so important. And I.

[Jared]

Your vote matters.

[Ryan]

I'm honestly, I'm proud of our patrons for exercising their civil right to vote.

[Tyler]

I mean, they run the show.

[Miles]

As we're recording this with still a couple days left, 1063 patrons have submitted their vote.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Hell yeah. So but there's still quite a few of you who haven't voted. So this, I guess this doesn't matter at this point.

[Ryan]

Voter tape either way. Voter turnout all time high.

[Miles]

That has got to be an all time high for you Bet. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Some people probably had to be registered too. They get registered.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So thank you to everyone who did vote. PCAs are coming this weekend or this Friday. So you got it.

[Ryan]

You got a PCA right next to you.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah, this is the trophy. Still smells like paint. What do you mean?

[Ryan]

That's gold?

[Miles]

I mean it's solid gold.

[Tyler]

I like gold.

[Miles]

What I like about this is the switch actually works on the microphone. So it is. It says 2014 Roseville Girls Holiday Classic champion on it.

[Tyler]

Big round of applause, 2014 Roseville Girls.

[Ryan]

And don't shake it too much.

[Miles]

Well, no, it's earthquake proof. You know how they make buildings?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That move so they don't crumble. That's what this is. This, this, this trophy is so well built that it could withstand a earthquake.

[Ryan]

Hell yeah.

[Miles]

Here in Fargo, North Dakota and still be kicking. So kudos to Tyler for being the goldsmith that you are.

[Ryan]

Thank you.

[Miles]

So, yeah, someone's gonna be. Many people are going to be getting this do we have a name for the trophy?

[Ryan]

I think we call it the Mikey.

[Miles]

We could call it a Mikey.

[Ryan]

The Mikey goes to.

[Miles]

It's kind of dumb. We'll workshop it. We're. So.

[Ryan]

You got a better idea, Ryan?

[Tyler]

I don't know, but we. We didn't really think it over.

[Miles]

It.

[Tyler]

We gave him two seconds of.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it is a microphone. The Mikey.

[Miles]

He didn't like your knee jerk reaction. He didn't like your knee.

[Tyler]

We didn't think it through enough.

[Ryan]

Okay. I would. At the end of the podcast, we'll circle back, you tell me what you came up with.

[Tyler]

Wait, I. I'm focused on other things. I'm focused on segments today. I'm focused on giving the people, you know, giving them a. Show them a good time.

[Jared]

Yeah, you're a great ty.

[Miles]

All I will have to say is Tyler was the man in the arena. Ryan. And you were just throwing stones, sitting from the peanut gallery, throwing peanuts from your ivory tower. Ivory tower on your soap box. Over.

[Tyler]

That's true. With my gold spoon.

[Miles]

Yeah. So by the end of the episode, we expect some fire from you. Get in the arena.

[Tyler]

What year?

[Miles]

Yeah, we'll come up with a good name. Mikey is on the table.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Yeah, no, it's a. It's an option.

[Ryan]

We. What is. What is the. The plaque say the Holiday classic. Yeah, I can't come with any good on that. The Holly. That's lame.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I think we can do better than just adding Y.

[Ryan]

There's no E. Just a Y.

[Miles]

How about an awardee?

[Jared]

A trophy?

[Miles]

A trophy.

[Ryan]

Nobody batted a fucking eye when Michael Scott called him the Dundees.

[Miles]

Great name.

[Tyler]

Yeah, great name. Never seen it, but I assume. Assume it's good.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's a great name. So I just did the same thing, but.

[Miles]

But we do only have one of these, so it's maybe kind of like a Vince Lombardi situation.

[Tyler]

Lombardi. All right.

[Miles]

It's Stanley cup situation.

[Ryan]

Everybody gets Lombardi. Ends with an E. We can't use that.

[Tyler]

Lombard.

[Miles]

He was going to say everyone gets their own. And I said not. I was going to say not the Vikings. Anyway. One day it's more like the Stanley Cup. You're right.

[Jared]

So I think we should make a trophy for everybody for participating.

[Ryan]

I think that would be the right move. Can we add a category for coldest?

[Miles]

I am gonna get out in front of this, and I'm gonna say we are a non participation trophy podcast. I don't know how you were raised, Jared, but I think it's a good.

[Tyler]

We don't even have ribbons out for participation.

[Jared]

What do you want everybody to feel bad? So I think.

[Miles]

So, guys, if you'd like to listen to the first ever PCAs, you got to go to patreon.com you bet you radio sign up, you have access to the episode this Friday coming out.

[Jared]

We can call the participation trophies. Parties.

[Miles]

Yeah, the parties. You want a Mikey or a party?

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, participations.

[Miles]

So, yeah, we're workshopping it. Yeah, we got time. We got like a day, day and a half. I also do my best work under a tight timeline. Anyways, if I would have thought of before, then, it wouldn't have been as good.

[Jared]

Pressure makes diamonds.

[Miles]

Yeah. So, all right, so I was thinking about this next segment. The next segment is what have you done a full 180 on? And I made a sudden realization about life.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

I feel like once you hit around 30 years old, there's a bunch of stuff that you take a 1:80 on and then you don't change how you view the world until you die forever.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

For the rest of time, that if you're wondering how your parents got to be who they are, how the boomers got so set in their ways around 30 years old, they made a shift from being the young, hip people and having hot takes to make it, taking the more conservative route. And then they just went forever.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And I think we've reached that point.

[Ryan]

What. What age is it? Isn't it like 27 when our brains fully mature?

[Miles]

So if you ask my mom, it's when I was first, it was 25, and then I got to be 25. And she's like, Ah, I think it's actually 27. And I got to be 27. She's like 30s. When you get your adult brain.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think it depends on how much pot you smoke too.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. So I really need to check in with her and see if she still thought it was 32 or not.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

Yeah. Or. Sorry, it was 30 or 30.

[Jared]

32.

[Miles]

Yeah. So, yeah, I. I just think that's the way the world works. You kind of. You're young and dumb and you have all of these goals and aspirations, and then you turn 30 and you're like, maybe I should take a different approach. Then you do a 180 on certain things, and then you just never change that until you die.

[Ryan]

So whatever you guys are up to right now, better get used to it.

[Miles]

Yeah. Yeah. Either that or if you're 25, just let you know when you hit 30, you're done. You're done.

[Ryan]

You better. You got five years to get into some cool.

[Miles]

It's like Joe Rogan says, the pull out polarity of the earth will flip every so often. It's kind of what we do once we turn 30. Magnetic field flips somehow or it's out of my mouth. And something that. Something that I've done a 180 on is reading books.

[Ryan]

Nice.

[Miles]

Oh, Tyler saw it in real time.

[Ryan]

I did. I did. That was a really fun four months when we were reading the same books.

[Miles]

And I still think people who read books consistently are nerds. Like, I'll put that out there. It's just that I've become somewhat of a nerd in that sense. It got to the point where again, you're 30. You're kind of like, what the fuck am I doing here on this Earth? Kind of a. I like to call it a third life crisis. I imagine I'll live to be 90. You know, let's just assume that. Not a quarter life crisis. That's for sure. I'm gonna live to be 120. Some quick math for you too.

[Tyler]

Sure.

[Miles]

The one you're like, what am I doing right? I get home from work and I'm just gonna either watch a Netflix show until I go to bed or scroll on my phone or whatever. And I was like, I feel like there's got to be something else I can do other than doom scroll or just watch Peaky Blinders for the sixth time.

[Tyler]

God, wasn't that great though.

[Miles]

It was good.

[Tyler]

Yeah. It just allows you to just decompress.

[Miles]

So now I've got a balance. I have choices now. I can read a book, I can watch a show, I can doom scroll on my phone. Now I got options. Whereas before I didn't have that in my arsenal. So kind of done 180 on that. Hate me if you want. For back. I didn't backpedal.

[Tyler]

I didn't want around. Yeah, it's way different because you used.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's. I, I didn't backpedal. I spun around and now I'm walking backwards. It's way different than backpedaling.

[Tyler]

Were you a. Were you a book guy? Like post college, like right out of college?

[Miles]

I'd say in college I read some books. And then I was like, why could I read books when I could just watch TV shows? Which I am right about that.

[Ryan]

You know, what's the difference is you can't get in the head of the character when you watch a TV show.

[Miles]

That's true. Plus, you know, it actually Makes me like get tired too if I go to bed at a good time. Because again, I'm 30 years old and I. 30, almost 32 years old, trying to go to bed before midnight.

[Tyler]

Yeah, my buddies just used to smoke a bunch of pot before bed.

[Miles]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Yeah, they didn't really read much. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Anyway, I don't know, when I took.

[Miles]

The papers out they were just like reading the, the writing on the wall.

[Tyler]

Yeah. The only papers they were flipping were the. What do they call them, Jared? What are the rolling papers called?

[Jared]

I wouldn't know.

[Miles]

Oh yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's raw.

[Ryan]

Stoned is the time where all reading material is good. You're like, oh no, there's coconut oil in my shampoo.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I mean, have you guys ever read the back of like a, like a seasoning, like a seasoning bott. Like read the back of a Lowry's bottle or something? Like they got some good going on.

[Miles]

Paprika and garlic powder.

[Ryan]

Wow.

[Miles]

It's like what we all used to do before we had phones when we were sitting on the toilet. You just read the back of the shampoo.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

The amount of like outdoor magazines I used to read when I was taking.

[Ryan]

A shot, we had a, a foot high stack of outdoor magazines on the, on the Tank of the Toilet growing up.

[Miles]

Tank of the Toilet. Great band name.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it is. You know what I wish they would.

[Miles]

Do a great band name good for trough rock.

[Tyler]

You know what I wish they would do on the back of seasoning bottles though is, is like put a list of things that this can replace. So like if you don't have one thing then this can replace that.

[Miles]

Take Tank of the toilet. Let's flush all the bad vibes. Could be like a jam funk band of some sort. You know, Just flush all the bad vibes.

[Ryan]

Happy music.

[Miles]

Sorry Ryan, I had to get.

[Tyler]

No, that's okay.

[Miles]

I forgot.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I do it all the time.

[Miles]

So if there's any potential bands out there looking for a name that's in the funk jam funk category. Like if OIR was more of a funk style band. Try a Tank of the toilet.

[Tyler]

You know what they should do? They should start pressing. People should start writing books that they can press on a toilet paper so that you like the amount of TP that you. That you're going to use. Like you can read like.

[Miles]

Oh my God, no, no, no. Toilet paper comics.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that'd be a good one. Each square is a panel.

[Miles]

Is a panel in a comic.

[Tyler]

I like that because then you can.

[Miles]

Sell because that's a pretty good idea.

[Tyler]

Because then you can sell the, like a toilet paper roll with that because you don't want to. You don't want your wife or your kid using the same role as you because then you're. You're lost in the book. They just read chapters two to five.

[Miles]

Saying that's why this is better. Because, you know, you know, on average, what, use at least 15 squares when you're going after it.

[Tyler]

Oh, it depends on the day. It depends what I ate. I mean, Jared, like pre marathon, you know, Chinese. That's probably a 16, 17 square.

[Ryan]

I don't know. Sometimes I.

[Jared]

Laughing.

[Ryan]

I got a clean break. I'm one and two and I'm out of the door.

[Miles]

It's been. I've had it. It's been a long time.

[Tyler]

Me too. Yeah, me too. Like a lot.

[Miles]

That's a. That's a good idea. Put the funnies on the toilet paper.

[Ryan]

Yeah. What is it? Calvin and Hobbes.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Dennis the Menace.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Garfield.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I mean, they can press the Charmin Bear and on there, why can't they?

[Ryan]

Yeah, true.

[Jared]

Make comics out of the Charman Bear.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

You just get a comic you hate and you use that for the nasty.

[Miles]

There we go. I'll just start my own toilet paper brand. There we go. That's it. Sell them online. Ryan, you ready to sling some tp?

[Tyler]

What do you think we should call it? Toy Toilies?

[Jared]

The toilet babies.

[Ryan]

It's not an award.

[Jared]

The opposite.

[Tyler]

Because you think about the graphic designer that's making the. Making the designs on the actual squares. Like, they got to be sick of their job by now. It's just a little bit of turn it this way, turn it that way, and you got the new brand Charmin, you know?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Not a bad.

[Tyler]

Great idea. Bleep that out.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, I'll bleep that whole thing so no one steals our idea.

[Ryan]

Oh, no, someone's already working on it.

[Tyler]

Someone's had that going for 15 years.

[Miles]

I think it would be kind of sick to be like the first content creator that has his own toilet paper. Do you know what I mean?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And. And like, if I were to do it, I. I wouldn't make it cheap, by the way. It would be high quality, expensive. Because I've said this is something I haven't done a 180 on is you should always spend a lot of money on toilet paper because that's something that you need, is a luxury.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, it should be cheap out on everything else.

[Tyler]

Should be at Least quadruple ply. Like, I. Like I could. The we used to have in the bathrooms up here. I could blow a hole through it. Like, I just go. And there would be a hole in it.

[Miles]

Correct.

[Tyler]

It's like, what's my. You know. My finger. My finger. I never intended for my finger to go up my butt, but there was times it did, because the amount of.

[Miles]

Times he brings that up. You talk about shoving your finger in your.

[Jared]

What's a quarter?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Once a quarter on this podcast.

[Tyler]

Can you name the other?

[Miles]

This has got to be the third quarter in a row he's talked about that.

[Ryan]

You. You have brought it up.

[Miles]

It's. It's astonishing amount.

[Ryan]

And it's always with your finger busting through the toilet paper.

[Tyler]

Well, that's why we need quad ply.

[Miles]

Also, we need to make sure, one, he's washing his hands. Two, don't shake his hand. What do you wipe with your right hand? I'm meant to shake your left hand.

[Tyler]

I'm a lefty when it comes to wiping, though.

[Miles]

Oh, really?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That's strange.

[Ryan]

Yeah. What an odd, ambidextrous thing.

[Tyler]

I'm kidding.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Got me.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Because then, I mean, every. I feel like every construction worker has a roll of TP in their truck if they gotta go. Yeah. We're gonna have to believe this out here. It's actually a decent idea.

[Miles]

It could be a great market to get into. No one's innovated in that. The most thing they've innovated on is the little, like, squiggly.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Rip off. Now that Charman's doing.

[Tyler]

Yeah. They think they have a monopoly. Until now.

[Jared]

Right. Yeah.

[Miles]

We're about to go after the TP industry plus any, like, marketing campaigns. Just, like, you just do a. A video of just TPing one of your guys's houses.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You know, laughing.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

And then instead of getting angry, it's like, ah, this week's edition.

[Miles]

That's funny.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

It's like throwing the newspaper on someone's front step every morning.

[Ryan]

And it's like, hey, are they doing that anymore?

[Tyler]

I don't know.

[Miles]

I would definitely have a full team of comedy writers just to get. Keep the material fresh for people, though, you know? I mean, that'd be the worst. You know, three months in a row reading the same jokes.

[Ryan]

What's the. The Marvel movie industry is. Is killing the comic industry, so maybe they need to. They need a rebrand here.

[Miles]

Well, yeah, we could do funnies. We also could do, like, superhero comic books.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan]

You could do a collab with Disney.

[Tyler]

Yeah. But you could. You could revive Captain Underpants.

[Jared]

Hey, yeah, good idea.

[Miles]

Your favorite font is Comic Sans.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Miles]

We call them comic squares. Oh. You know what I'm saying?

[Jared]

I like that. All in Comic Sans.

[Miles]

Fine. Yeah. Oh yeah. Strictly Comic Sans.

[Jared]

The best fun.

[Miles]

So I just want to. That would be kind of cool if we had our own toilet paper brand. You betcha. Ultra less is more.

[Tyler]

Good enough for who it's for.

[Miles]

I mean if my legacy is that less Ass Ass bleeds. That's my legacy. I can die comfortably with that.

[Ryan]

Miles.

[Miles]

Seriously, I'll die comfortably. I won't have a raw. The best TP around.

[Ryan]

Single handedly eliminates external hemorrhoids.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Better watch out. Big hemorrhoid.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Coming for your ass.

[Tyler]

Literally.

[Ryan]

Prepare yourself. Age.

[Jared]

So many jokes.

[Miles]

Do you think we would sell any toilet paper? Like, do you think our. Do you think people like this would actually buy our toilet paper?

[Ryan]

Oh, the people listening would buy it just because we did it.

[Miles]

I don't know.

[Jared]

I think we could sell 500 rolls that guys doable.

[Tyler]

I think especially, you know people. People are all into like the, like the screen detox. Like so leave your phone, leave your phone out in the bathroom.

[Miles]

There's a lot of advantages.

[Ryan]

There is. There is.

[Miles]

Throw that out there. So what have you done a 180 on Ryan.

[Tyler]

I mean mine is pretty, it's pretty out in the open now. What was that about a month and a half ago? I just got absolutely exposed on the 180 I did.

[Jared]

Which one?

[Tyler]

New Year's resolutions that are fitness related. I'm back on them.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think I was, I was not on them because I, I think it was more so just a personal thing. I was just sick of trying to make a resolution for myself and then not following through with it.

[Miles]

You're burnt out.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was burnt out and I, you know, I had a bad taste in my mouth for that and this.

[Miles]

And bad taste was actually mud because you did so many tough mudders. That's true.

[Tyler]

That's true. I drank too many. Too many free beers after that.

[Miles]

Yeah, the, the death, the death of a healthy lifestyle is after you're like six tough mudder. You're like, what the am I doing?

[Tyler]

Yeah, Powerlifting. You know, I, I think it was ever since I got done with that powerlifting event and then I went to that wedding and got shot down.

[Jared]

Oh yeah.

[Ryan]

You're just sitting in the stairwell like them never doing.

[Tyler]

Yeah, because I feel like, if I wouldn't have went to that event, I would have got to the wedding earlier and then I would have got a spot butterfly effect. That's why I showed up late, is because I was, you know, I was getting second out of two people in my division.

[Ryan]

You gotta stop telling people how many telling people how many people were in the division. Just say you got second.

[Tyler]

See, I'm not. I'm not ashamed of it, though. That's my first. It was my first event ever. You know, I was in.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you got second.

[Miles]

That's badass. You came in last.

[Tyler]

I was in. You know, I. It was.

[Miles]

It was.

[Tyler]

It was in the home that Miles's buddy Connor built. Oh, my God, is that his high school?

[Miles]

I can't wait for that. I can't wait for the PCAs.

[Tyler]

So, yeah, the 1 8. I'm back. You know, I. I've now done a 360. I was forum against them and now I'm for him again.

[Miles]

Yeah, you've done a 180 on your 180.

[Tyler]

Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think that's okay. I think now. And I'm, you know, almost 32. I'm stuck. I. I'm stuck on.

[Miles]

You're. You're gonna have to do hard the rest of your life now.

[Ryan]

Damn.

[Tyler]

And that's okay. Hard's been good for me. You know, I might go for 100 days.

[Jared]

What?

[Tyler]

So it's going.

[Miles]

Yeah, I mean, I guess. Sorry. It was not hard. It was soft. Rest of your life. Are you gonna go hard at some point?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

What day are you on?

[Ryan]

Here we go.

[Tyler]

Well, what's 31 plus 23?

[Miles]

Oh, God.

[Tyler]

54. I'm 54.

[Miles]

20 days left.

[Ryan]

Three weeks left.

[Miles]

Three weeks left. Finish strong. Third, fourth, third period. Third period.

[Tyler]

Fourth, second half.

[Miles]

Well, now it's third. Third period.

[Jared]

Clicker threes.

[Ryan]

What is that? Is that basketball?

[Tyler]

Basketball? Yeah.

[Miles]

No, third period is hockey.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

It's only have three periods and if you break. If you divide 75 by 25.

[Ryan]

Extra time, third trimester soccer, ICL.

[Miles]

So you may go into shootouts with hard. Soft 75.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I might go in and play. Yeah, I'm. Penalty kicks, shootouts, three on three.

[Ryan]

Overtime, three on three over time.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

Extra innings. Baseball guy on second one out. Both teams get a shot.

[Miles]

Nice. Yeah. You're fully fitness again.

[Tyler]

I am, yeah. I am. I'm into it. And I got. I got a new gym now too, so I'm like. I'm. I'm.

[Miles]

Well, you.

[Tyler]

Change of atmosphere.

[Miles]

You Got an old gym that's new.

[Tyler]

My old gym is in a new atmosphere, so a little rejuvenation.

[Ryan]

Same gym, new church. Same pew. New church, maybe.

[Miles]

Same church, different pew.

[Ryan]

No, different church, same pew.

[Tyler]

Same pew, different church, same pew. Yep.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

This can't be a bench. Wouldn't it?

[Ryan]

Yeah, sure, yeah.

[Tyler]

Squat rack. I got it all.

[Miles]

Different church, same bench press.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

So that's where I'm at in 2025. And now for the rest of my life.

[Ryan]

Nice.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

So, Tyler, I'm gonna drink again, though, if you guys are wondering.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Hell yeah. Go, motherfucker.

[Ryan]

Just throw up. Shocker.

[Jared]

It's the second time he's done.

[Ryan]

Speaking of shocker. No, I have done. I have done a full 180 on asses. I just think growing up, I was all. I was always say.

[Tyler]

I talk about sticking my finger on my ass. I think that's what Tyler just said.

[Miles]

We're going to need him to clarify.

[Ryan]

I've done full 180 on ass. I mean, growing up, until I was like 16, 17, I was all a boob guy. Acid or asses.

[Tyler]

Okay, okay.

[Miles]

Like a donkey.

[Ryan]

I was a full boob guy for the first half of my life, and I've done a full 180, and now I'm a full ass guy. I mean, I, I still. I respect both, but I am. I'm an ass man through and through.

[Miles]

What would lead a man to this full 180?

[Ryan]

I don't know.

[Tyler]

Is it seeing. Is it seeing the boobs actually put to work for what they're meant for?

[Ryan]

No, I. I switched before that.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Ryan]

But that's, That's a factor in keeping me there.

[Miles]

I think I was gonna say it's like. I think they're less perky is what you think you're saying. And so it's made you less perky.

[Ryan]

No. So the, the, the. The. The change started probably late high school and into. By the end of college, I was a full ass man.

[Tyler]

But you.

[Miles]

I didn't know. This is a. If this is a full 180, 10 years ago, Ryan would have said that he was out on fitness.

[Ryan]

I just. It's something. I've done a full 180.

[Miles]

I didn't know. I thought it was maybe more within the last year or so.

[Ryan]

There was no rules specified.

[Miles]

I know, I know. I just. That was confusing.

[Tyler]

So you. In 2025, are you gonna Google Pam Andy's butt?

[Ryan]

No, I think back backspace. I. I think I might have to just Google a different woman.

[Miles]

Oh, okay.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

180 on Pam Anderson in general, I.

[Ryan]

Might have to go Jennifer Lopez booty cheeks. I think if I could go back.

[Tyler]

Lopez leaked.

[Ryan]

If I, If I could go back in time and talk to 10 year old Tyler, that's what I would tell him. Be like, hey buddy, you're wasting your time on Pam Andy's boobies. Jlo, even she aged better too.

[Tyler]

What advice would you give to your younger self? That's it right there.

[Ryan]

That's right. I would tell him. I'm like, hey buddy, I know what you're about to Google. Head south. You're thinking too high right now.

[Tyler]

Head south and hit a quick 180.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So you turn at the boobs, you turn right back to the ass. Yeah, no, you, you quite literally took a 180 spin.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I did. On a body.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Ye. Yeah, actually.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Okay, so you're an ass man now.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Thrown through.

[Miles]

I would have thought you were boob guy through and through forever.

[Ryan]

No, started that way, I think.

[Jared]

You know a guy.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Gotta start over.

[Tyler]

Well, you know, thanks for being honest about that, dude. That's not easy for some people to talk about.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tyler]

Especially when you're married, you know, I.

[Miles]

Just want thanks for being vulnerable with us.

[Ryan]

You're welcome. It was really hard for, for me, especially considering the subject matter.

[Tyler]

Yeah, for sure.

[Ryan]

Jared. Got it. I want it to be known though, that I do, I do appreciate both.

[Miles]

So you're doing a 180.

[Ryan]

I appreciate asses significantly more.

[Miles]

Are you saying because it's harder to have a nice ass or is that way into it?

[Ryan]

Maybe, Maybe it's like a sign of, like. Because you could, you could work your ass into being a nice ass. You can't really work your boobs.

[Miles]

Are you looking for something?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You tight?

[Tyler]

Looking for them.

[Miles]

We looking for something tight or are we looking for some phat? Great question.

[Ryan]

To a point. I think that it, it can be too far.

[Miles]

So. But you, you're. You're. You're leaning more to the phat than you are a nice tight.

[Ryan]

Yeah. More than the tit.

[Miles]

No, like ti.

[Ryan]

I know what you're saying. I was. Yeah.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

Okay. So you don't. Yeah. You don't need your gal to be doing hard 75 is what you're saying.

[Ryan]

I. I don't. I mean, I'm not gonna. I wouldn't. Wouldn't be mad at her just looking.

[Miles]

For junk in the trunk.

[Ryan]

As long as she did the diet. Like, I would make sure she has to do it hard. Otherwise I'd tease her.

[Miles]

All right. Baby got back for Tyler. It's his favorite song.

[Ryan]

Becky. Jared. What?

[Miles]

Have you done a full 180 on paper straws?

[Jared]

So I used to hate paper straws.

[Ryan]

Like, what?

[Miles]

I didn't know someone could do a 180 on this.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I thought you were gonna go the other way around.

[Jared]

Yeah, I used to hate them like, oh, these suck. Blah, blah, blah. Then I realized that they're fine. They are not that bad. I mean, they're not great. Not as good as a plastic straw.

[Ryan]

Okay. I feel like you've only done a 90 on this.

[Miles]

Yeah, that sound like a full one.

[Ryan]

Because if you hated them, a 180. Love them now.

[Jared]

Yeah, I guess I. But I understand why we have them for the environment and stuff.

[Ryan]

So you don't like turtles that much?

[Miles]

Yeah, so I just feel like if we're gonna get do that, we gotta just get rid of all the plastic then, or. What's the point?

[Ryan]

Why did we single out straws? I don't know if we're trying to save the turtles with straws. Just do the metal straws. The. Or reusable.

[Jared]

Yeah. Bring your own straw. BYOs.

[Miles]

Or just like, just drink out of the cup.

[Ryan]

Right?

[Jared]

That's usually what I do anyway.

[Ryan]

You see, just take the paper straw, bend it over with your finger.

[Jared]

Yeah. Throw it on the ground.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Pick that up.

[Ryan]

Electrician.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

We think of the little mini. You know, like the little mini mixer straws. Like, sometimes they'll give me like four of those, you know?

[Ryan]

Right.

[Tyler]

Winsy Wadi. And I'm like, I don't need four of these. I actually don't eat any of them. It actually is just something to fiddle, dude.

[Miles]

From now on. Now I know you're a paper traga. I'm gonna order two regular straws at every restaurant I go to to cancel out your straw. Your paper straw.

[Jared]

Just prove a point.

[Miles]

I. I'm. I couldn't. I disagree with you.

[Jared]

That's fine.

[Miles]

But in terms of my quality of experience with a paper straw, it's like it's a ticking time bomb.

[Jared]

It's not that bad.

[Miles]

You gotta suck that baby down or it's gonna start getting gross in your mouth.

[Ryan]

Do you ever.

[Tyler]

You guys ever have that kid in school who would, like, eat paper? Yeah, he'd eat like.

[Ryan]

Yeah, he just diet it.

[Tyler]

I mean, that's.

[Miles]

Why. Did everyone know a kid growing up that ate paper?

[Ryan]

Why? It used to suck down Elmer's Glue too.

[Tyler]

Okay, well, that's yeah, that's another topic of conversation. But, yeah, I've been. I've always been so grossed out about people who eat notebook paper as, like. That's the same to me as a paper straw.

[Ryan]

I agree.

[Tyler]

I'll just go no straw at that point.

[Miles]

Yeah, I'd rather go no straw than paper straw.

[Jared]

That's usually what I do.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Or bring your own straw.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

We could have. Make, like a. We can make, like, a phone case where you have, like, a foldable straw. You can fold it up into three and then pop it on the back of your case. You got it everywhere you go.

[Jared]

I'll bleep that out.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Because I got a magnetic case. You can magnetize it in the back.

[Ryan]

I think it's so gross because you're not gonna clean it immediately.

[Tyler]

I mean, throw the dishwasher.

[Miles]

We're in the idea phase. Okay. I don't need negativity in the idea phase.

[Tyler]

This whole episode.

[Jared]

Let's go one long. Believe it's a great.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Miles]

I made Save the Turtles.

[Ryan]

I just. I couldn't be more out on paper straws, and I don't think I'll ever make a degree change.

[Miles]

Now. They do have these ones that are, like, made out of, like, it feels like plastic, but it's biodegradable. I'm in on those ones.

[Tyler]

I've seen those.

[Miles]

Like, a tan color to them.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

Those, like, they. They act like a normal straw, but apparently they would, like, actually decompose.

[Ryan]

I don't know if I've ever used one of those.

[Tyler]

You probably have. You just didn't know it probably made.

[Miles]

Out of bamboo or some. Yeah, like, if you make something out of bamboo, you can instantly slap, like, a giant price tag on it. Like, they make. They make kids clothes that are weaved with bamboo, and it's like, oh, yeah, we're charging 15 extra bucks for this shirt.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Bamboo in it.

[Ryan]

What are the pandas going to eat?

[Tyler]

Yeah. We're getting bamboozled by the bamboo industry.

[Miles]

We are stupid. And it's like, at first, it's like, oh, that's cool. But now everything's got bamboo in it. So why are we paying more for stuff that's got bamboo in it?

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's a good question. Yeah. It's not really a novelty anymore because everything's got it.

[Jared]

Like, flooring has bamboo in it.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

Big bamboo is killing it. Big bamboo is bamboozling everyone bigly. Big bamboo is bamboo boozling bigly.

[Ryan]

That sounds like a Dr. Seuss book.

[Miles]

It does. Also, I, I read my kid at Dr. Seuss book the other day. Hard. Dude, I love Fox and Socks is a nightmare. It literally, it requires me to like lock 100 the in big time. You know, sometimes when you're reading your kids book, you like memorize it so you just kind of, you know, going through the motions a little bit. But if it's a Dr. Seuss book, I gotta lock the in.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. He was thinking of parents too. Those are brain games for us.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Hop on Pop.

[Miles]

That's a good luck. Alzheimer's. I'm gonna read Fox in Socks every day.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

See he keep Alzheimer's at bay. Fox and socks on box and talks. Rocks my socks off my box.

[Ryan]

That's it.

[Tyler]

That's the adult version. 18 and older. Yeah. I've been, we've been reading Go Dogs Go and put me in the Zoo. Those ones are easy reads.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

If you guys are looking for Go.

[Ryan]

Dogs Go is a. That's a. That's light doctor suit.

[Tyler]

Yeah. My, my kid can read that one on his own now. So that's brick.

[Miles]

My kid just likes turning the pages.

[Ryan]

Ten apples up on top. That's a good one.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's a tough one too.

[Ryan]

I'm not gonna let them drop.

[Tyler]

That's a tough one.

[Miles]

It's also wild. My kid like can't even talk or do anything and he has preferences on which book he wants to look at. Flipped pages, we'll put them out in.

[Ryan]

Front of him and he like same one every time.

[Jared]

Anyways, another full 180 I've done is IPAs. I used to love IPAs and now I'm like.

[Miles]

Yeah, I like Shutter.

[Jared]

I like Shiver thinking about it.

[Miles]

What did you like about IPAs and what, what did you do in 180 on?

[Jared]

Well, I liked like the triple whatever IPA. Hoppy.

[Miles]

Just hop it up. Bitter, bitter, bitter.

[Jared]

Yeah. I used to like search out like four packs. But now when I taste, it's like a reverse acquired taste.

[Miles]

With IPAs, it's a decoyed taste.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So unacquired.

[Jared]

Unacquired.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's a taste I never acquired.

[Tyler]

I drink.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

When I used to drink iPad, I feel like my seasonal allergies would kick in. I get so stuffed too Hopp. I couldn't even, I couldn't breathe out of my nose. I don't know what it was. It was the cascade hops they were using or something.

[Jared]

Could be.

[Miles]

Anytime I would have a drink of an ipa, I. I would do. I feel like I Do what they. The policeman on Dumb and Dumber when he drinks the piss. I don't know.

[Jared]

Stays on your tongue forever.

[Tyler]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Miles]

I could still. It's. I still feel on my tongue. It's been six years, you know, I.

[Jared]

Would brush my teeth since.

[Miles]

Yeah, feels like it. Yeah, it's like the Boston molasses disaster. Everything sticky for years to come.

[Ryan]

Too soon.

[Miles]

I have another thing. I returned Ryan's nail gun.

[Tyler]

Didn't even ask for it back.

[Ryan]

Hell yeah.

[Tyler]

Didn't even have to ask for it back.

[Miles]

And I borrowed that and I replaced the nails that I used.

[Ryan]

Wow. Yeah.

[Tyler]

I told him he didn't have to. Said, hey, don't you don't do that. He did.

[Miles]

So if you're wondering the quality of guy you're getting when you, when you borrow me a tool. That's it right there.

[Jared]

Nice.

[Miles]

I did it once and now I just can ride that forever.

[Tyler]

See now by, I think by doing that the first time now, like you're like, like unofficial part owner of that nail gun. Like whenever you need it again, you're going to be able to borrow it because, you know, like he brought it back, bought more nails and whatever and so like. Yeah, that's good.

[Miles]

Yeah. I invested in company that is the tool.

[Tyler]

Correct?

[Miles]

Yeah, I'm. I'm an angel investor in that tool.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah. Like, I'm not. I don't have a registered business, but I could be like a, you know, renting company. Renting. Renting it out or what?

[Ryan]

Ryan's rentals.

[Jared]

Yeah, it's great.

[Miles]

I feel like that's kind of a tool rule. I actually feel like when you borrow someone's tool, if you can offer some insight about the tool that you found out while you were using it to the original owner, that's like the interest you have on, on borrowing.

[Tyler]

That's a good point, actually.

[Ryan]

What, what did you give Ryan for his interest?

[Miles]

So what I realized was, is you really gotta push that thing in hard.

[Tyler]

You do, you do. Otherwise you dry fire or it's just gonna, you know, you're gonna take it off.

[Miles]

And the, I mean, you really got a hammer on that one.

[Tyler]

Quite literally. If you don't. Yeah. If you don't push hard enough, then you, it's pretty much just like a, like a, a hammer starter in the nail gun.

[Miles]

You got to be like.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah. And you can, you can do like a three round burst, I think, or two round burst.

[Miles]

I wasn't ballsy enough to do that. I was doing, I was doing craft.

[Tyler]

Works yeah, you were doing singles.

[Miles]

I was doing singles all day actually.

[Ryan]

Rapid fire with that thing.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah. You did three round burst.

[Miles]

So is it. Or is it like every time you pr. You hit the thing, it goes.

[Tyler]

That's a good question.

[Miles]

I've never, I didn't try it.

[Tyler]

I've never gambled on the three rounder action. Yeah, I'll gamble tonight on it, See what happens.

[Miles]

Yeah. So, yeah, that's, that's. I mean you, I clearly already knew that, but yeah, that was what I noticed about the tool. Maybe that's what it is, even just some. You noticed about it. I also noticed that it doesn't chew up battery too bad. No, I, I got it from you and it was like 3/4 of battery on it. I think I only went maybe down to half and I used it for like 12 hours.

[Ryan]

Damn.

[Miles]

Well, not straight. But yeah, I was impressed. I was impressed by the battery on that thing.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I only, I only buy quality.

[Miles]

You know, So I feel like that's a tool rule. You can borrow something as long as when you return it, you offer your thoughts on the tool.

[Tyler]

Any insight on, on like, what's the, like the firing range? Like how far can you shoot that thing in in open air?

[Miles]

I didn't try open air.

[Tyler]

Okay. I haven't either.

[Ryan]

So can you. Don't you have to, like.

[Miles]

I think you pulled it.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you'd pull it back and then.

[Ryan]

I'm too much of a wimp to be holding that.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Firing.

[Miles]

Yeah, so. So I feel like that's tool rule number one. I think tool rule number two is if you borrow a tool from your dad, you don't have to give it back.

[Ryan]

It's your tool. I, I also put that.

[Miles]

It's like the one guy that you just don't have to worry about returning it. Yeah, well, I still have a, A, like a, a drill with a concrete mixing end on it that like you were to mix up cement in a five gallon bucket sitting in my garage. It's not even my dad's companies.

[Ryan]

My, my grandpa came over this weekend to help me fix my garage door. And he's taking a tour of the new garage and he walks over to the palm center. He's like, this is really nice. Like, yeah, I like it. I've been palm sanding quite a bit lately. And he's like, yeah, I really like it. I was like, what? Thank you. You're being weird about this palm center. He's like, it's mine. I've had it for so long. I Forgot that I borrowed it from him.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's always the worst. Like it might truck. I had a level and a tape measure and something and like a, like a bit box. My dad's like, are these mine? Oh yeah. Well, the reason why they're in my truck is I was gonna give them back to you.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I brought him to your house. I just keep forgetting them to take them out of the truck.

[Miles]

But that leads another rule, Tyler. How long can you borrow a tool until it's just yours?

[Ryan]

Family members, I think a month if they don't ask about it for a month. But like I don't know, I think.

[Tyler]

That'S like next day here.

[Miles]

I was gonna say two years.

[Ryan]

Family members.

[Miles]

Well, just in general because it's like your dad and then it's just everyone else. But like if I were to have had that nail gun for two years for sure. But even, but like a year isn't long enough.

[Tyler]

Well if you, even if you would have had it for six months, I probably wouldn't had to use it.

[Miles]

Yeah, because if you somewhat. If someone's going to really use it, they use it once every two years. Yeah, but you don't use a tool every single year necessarily.

[Ryan]

So Ryan just returned to me a, a big pole saw, an extendable pole saw that you've had for what, three years you said.

[Tyler]

I think it was like four.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So Ryan's had it for three fall of 2020. I think I forgot it existed a month after I gave it to you.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I honestly don't even know why I had it. I think I was maybe gonna trim some trees.

[Ryan]

I think you. Yeah. You're gonna trim your neighbor's tree that's hanging in your yard or some.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah. And then I think I went and bought out a, I went and bought an electric chainsaw. That's probably one of my worst electric purchases, the chainsaw. Pretty weak.

[Miles]

Okay. Wow.

[Tyler]

Sorry. I, I just wanted to backtrack to the whole family. So the, the nail gun that you borrowed. It's, that's actually not my nail gun. That's my dad's nail gun.

[Ryan]

It's yours. It's yours.

[Tyler]

I, I, so I bought it for him for his birthday like three years ago. And I bought it for his birthday because I knew I, I needed to use it. Coming. I had Shiplap to put up. So my wife's not gonna be like, why do you need a, you know, 3, 400, that's electric nail down. I'm like, I bought it for my dad. He's been needing one. One.

[Miles]

If, you know, if you want a tool for yourself, just buy it for your dad for his birthday. Because if your dad owns it, you own it.

[Ryan]

I used to do that with also, like I'd buy my dad a movie for Christmas of a movie that I just wanted to own.

[Tyler]

Well, it's like your wife said she's not gonna like, yes, you spent 3, 400 bucks on your dad's birthday gift. But also like, you know, now it's like, honey, my, look at everything my dad's given me since I was born.

[Ryan]

He's gonna give me this nail gun too.

[Tyler]

It's the least I could do is to buy him a 300 nail gun.

[Miles]

Well, I'm still not sold. You just be like, oh, well, I'm gonna get to borrow it. So essentially, like, would you rather have me buy one too?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, come on.

[Tyler]

Hey, like that trim that you wanted on the ship lap so bad. Like now I can put it up.

[Miles]

You know, it's actually a really good idea.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that was the plan there too.

[Miles]

I had, you think after a month.

[Ryan]

Yeah. If I honestly, I wouldn't have been. I think it should be longer for people you're not related to. But if you wouldn't have said anything, you, in my mind, you own that saw. You never had to give that back. I would have never known.

[Tyler]

Well, you had used it one time, I think, and then I took it.

[Ryan]

You gave it back to me and I barely remember owning it. It looks brand new.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I, when I was thinking about this, I feel like my rule is the bigger the tool, the longer you can hang on to it.

[Miles]

That is 100. True.

[Ryan]

And.

[Tyler]

And because the bigger the tool, the bigger the project. I mean this could be a six month project.

[Miles]

Yeah. Like, yeah, nail gun get back to me in a couple months. Correct. Table saw, you got like six months. I think part of it is it's just harder to move around. And you're like, I don't want to have to haul that over there. That's what it's always like. You hold on to that for a little bit. You don't have to haul it back and forth.

[Ryan]

See, I kind of come up with excuses to not borrow that out. Like I have a table saw. My brother in law doesn't. He needed to use it. Like, why don't you just bring your wood that you need to rip over to my house? Because like, I don't want to have to deal with loading up my table saw and then not getting it Back they make them.

[Miles]

Now the one I have folds up pretty nice and fits in the bed of the truck. And you still put the tunnel cover down.

[Ryan]

But mine doesn't fold up for. It's got steel legs.

[Miles]

I don't have his industrial one probably.

[Tyler]

Yeah, bigger that, I mean that, that, that, that saw that that eight foot it is.

[Ryan]

It barely fit.

[Tyler]

Where are you gonna put that? You know, it's like the bigger the tool, the more you get rid of it for a year, the more room you got in the garage.

[Ryan]

It is now in the rafters of my garage and it'll be there for another three years. Yeah.

[Tyler]

And it was the rat in the rafter of my shed for four years.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

So it's a great spot for it.

[Ryan]

I got a tool rule that's more of a personal rule than it is with using other people's tools. But I think there are certain tools that you have to have two of. So you got to have two hammers, you got to have two drills. And the reason for that is you have the one that's for actual manual labor that you're doing with. And the other one is the in the house hammer or the in the.

[Tyler]

House like the junk drawer hammer.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

It's like you gotta have one that you're okay with your wife using incorrectly.

[Ryan]

Exactly. Yeah, exactly.

[Miles]

And it's usually somewhat of a dumbed down version version. You know, the hammer I have in the junk drawer is a lot different than the hammer I have in the garage. Mostly because the one in the junk drawer doesn't have a waffle on the head because my wife's gonna put waffle imprints on things. You know, that one is a smooth headed hammer.

[Ryan]

I think maybe you should just leave a rubber mallet in your drunk.

[Miles]

Yeah, something like that.

[Ryan]

Bad idea. Fisher Price hammer. But no, I've got, I've got the inside tape measure. It's only a 25 footer. I've got the inside screwdriver, little ratcheting thing that the tips change and then all the good stays in the garage.

[Tyler]

Okay. You talking in two is when I moved into the house last weekend and I think it was the guys doing the gutters. They did them like the day after we moved in and they left two like three foot levels outside.

[Ryan]

Hell yeah.

[Tyler]

Whose are those?

[Miles]

You just wait it out.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's what I've been doing.

[Miles]

We've acquired a like a really nice tall ladder.

[Ryan]

Oh yeah, I've.

[Miles]

It's just been laying on the side of our building that. Oh that you can't see from the road. And hey, we haven't now been. We have probably if someone has 10 months to claim it, because then we'll be in this building for two years and then it's ours.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. I think the weeds are growing.

[Ryan]

Yeah. The second we use it, we're claiming it. So we got to make sure that we're. We're letting it sit.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Like the dirt hit, like the wind's blowing the dirt like all over the top of it. So it just looks kind of like.

[Miles]

Someday they're gonna like dig it up in like an archaeology type of thing. And being like, look at this artif. I forgot about that ladder, you know?

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, I know, I know.

[Miles]

The funny thing is, is like we leaving them out there so that in two years we can claim it as ours, but we're going to forget that it's there. It's going to bury.

[Tyler]

Correct. Yeah.

[Miles]

In weeds and dirt.

[Tyler]

Yeah. There'll be grass growing.

[Miles]

So. Yeah. No one gets it. I guess it's just part of the earth now.

[Tyler]

I forgot about that. That's a good ladder too. Yeah. These are good levels.

[Miles]

It's also a very impractical ladder. So it's like one that's like meant to go on top. Like you should be able to reach the top of like a 40 foot building.

[Ryan]

Correct. It's got like the rope that you pull it to like that.

[Miles]

Yeah. 20ft tall. I swear to God, without it extended.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So I don't know. It's. It's good where it's at.

[Tyler]

But I mean, you, you may need a ladder like that. You. Maybe once every three years.

[Ryan]

And how are we going to get to the roof of this place? To change light bulbs? We're gonna need a ladder. A really tall one.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Hvac unit. Get up to them units.

[Miles]

I would have to probably get a scissor left.

[Jared]

Scissor me timbers.

[Miles]

Yeah. I just, I don't have a single practical use for that ladder.

[Tyler]

No, it'd be great if we did because then it'd be like we got this ladder that we can use all the time now.

[Jared]

Once it gets claimed, or if it does, then we'll find a use for it. Be like.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it'd be like two days after they come back to get their ladder. Like, God, it'd been really nice if we could reach. Smoke alarm that needs batteries.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And the thing is, though, is, like, because there's so many when we're building the building with so many construction crews, I don't know who it would have even been. I wouldn't even if I wanted to return. I don't even know where to start. I bet it's, I mean, I know where to start.

[Jared]

What about doing it?

[Miles]

But I'm not calling the H Vac guys.

[Tyler]

Well, and if it's not, the H Vac guys are like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that, we know whose that is. That's the electrical guys. And we're actually going to see him in a couple days here. So we'll just, we'll bring it over and then it's there. It's the H Vac guys ladder. That's how they get it.

[Jared]

That's how they do it.

[Miles]

You know, Also, even if we have H Vac issues, we can't call them back for a while. I'm still a little embarrassed about the filter thing. Also got charged an arm and a leg for them changing those filters. So I guess you get, you get what you deserve.

[Tyler]

I should have had him bring me up there to show me how to change them.

[Miles]

It's not hard. No, I know. What they charged us is insane frustration tax. I think you should.

[Ryan]

Oh, man, it was a slander tax. They listen to the podcast.

[Miles]

Yeah. I mean, again, that's what I get a little bit, but they, you should see what they charged us for batteries for the thermostats. Makes me want to just punch a hole in the Sheetrock and have to call the Sheetrock guys.

[Tyler]

Like, double A's changed. I had changed all the batteries.

[Miles]

We'll have to talk about it after. It was unbelievable amount for batteries.

[Tyler]

It's kind of like a hospital charging like 80 bucks for an ibuprofen.

[Miles]

Yeah, something like that. I'm pretty sure it's close to that.

[Tyler]

God. Well, they better be.

[Miles]

Yeah, these batteries better last us a lifetime for what they charged us.

[Tyler]

These better be lithiums.

[Miles]

So, you know, I may have been wrong about giving them about, you know, the H Vac not working because that was user error. It's not user error for what they charge me for batteries.

[Tyler]

Say that you just mail forwarded to the engineers. Here's your battery.

[Jared]

There we go.

[Miles]

Yeah, let's just, let's just put a forwarding address on all bills to the engineers.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we'll just buy like a forwarding stamp on Amazon or something, make it look official.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah, can you make that out to BJ Engineering? They got it covered because those guys are always blowing jobs.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I, I, I, I'm, I'm no longer on the H Vac guys. Backs. I'm on the engineers backs now. Like from behind, like Rear Naked Chokes style.

[Miles]

So. Yeah, we gotta, we, we potentially have a new ladder. New old ladder.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah, new to us. I, I don't think tools can be too new either.

[Miles]

No, I think the reason why I said two years is like some can slip your mind for a year.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Because it's always like. Let's say you, let's say you do house projects in the winter and you just take the rest of the year off and then you go back to it. It may be a full cycle until you get back into. If you do projects in the winter. Oh, I need that tool.

[Ryan]

Yeah, well. Or four years of Ryan having my saw.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And I, I, I, you not. I looked at that thing like, like no less than 25 times and I knew it was yours. I just kept forgetting to bring it back.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, it was fine.

[Tyler]

It was yours and the brand new.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And no scuffs or anything. I also think of, you know, if you borrow somebody's something like a table saw specifically or chop saw. Blah. You know, take the leaf blower to that baby when you're all done, get her nice and cleaned up.

[Jared]

That's good.

[Tyler]

It just shows a little. Yeah, yeah. Thanks for letting me use. I return it nicely.

[Miles]

I didn't do that with the nail gun.

[Ryan]

Then leaf blower it.

[Miles]

No.

[Ryan]

Do you need to borrow a leaf blower?

[Tyler]

Looked fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wouldn't even notice that you borrowed it.

[Jared]

You should put your initials on it, Miles.

[Ryan]

I should have.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Where are you guys?

[Miles]

We're just gaslighting me.

[Tyler]

Like.

[Miles]

No, you didn't. That's my battery.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you got that battery from work. See, there's screen printing on it. I'm pretty sure that's a work one.

[Miles]

That's my work battery. And it didn't. You didn't give me with a battery.

[Jared]

Also, I cite all your paychecks.

[Tyler]

At least you could do for me.

[Miles]

Well, honestly, like, I might as well just keep this. You go buy a new one. Because, like, I use it a ton anyway. So it's kind of worn down and then you get a new one. Plus it's also got my initials on.

[Jared]

It at the back of the handle.

[Tyler]

You imagine if you were to put your initials on it and it's your dad. Where are you guys at with putting initials on where you. I'm on board tools and like coolers and.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I have my.

[Tyler]

Never assigned a cooler before.

[Ryan]

I have my last name on my cooler. I bring for Lunch every day.

[Tyler]

You think someone's gonna take it?

[Ryan]

I mean, I had it for. For a long time.

[Miles]

I'm. I think I'm on board with it.

[Tyler]

I think.

[Miles]

I mean, I'm gonna start putting now if Sharpie. Okay. If you're using a label maker to put your name on that.

[Tyler]

Yeah, no, I'm gonna peel that right off and take it, probably. Yeah.

[Jared]

Nerd.

[Miles]

No, I'm on board that the only cooler I have my name on is we did it for a video. And you open up the top and it says, if found, please restock and return to miles.

[Jared]

That's good.

[Miles]

It doesn't have it, just my first name.

[Ryan]

They'll figure it out.

[Jared]

QR code. Your address.

[Miles]

Yeah. Great bit by us.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Then you move and you're like, got.

[Miles]

QR code out on the honey do list.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Any other tool rules?

[Jared]

I think you should just have like a million tape measures. You can't have enough one in every room almost.

[Miles]

What's funny is, is you have. You may have five tape measures, but there is one that you prefer.

[Ryan]

For sure.

[Miles]

They could be identical, but this one's like. You know, it's a specific one because, like, the. The label on it scuffed a little and you're like, that's the good one.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Even though they operate all the same.

[Tyler]

Yeah. 12 foot tape measures, too. Should just be, like, outlawed. They shouldn't even.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Pretty useless.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

We have one.

[Miles]

Well, we got a bunch of free ones, right? Yeah. From Uline.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Which is nice to have free 12 tape. It is frustrating after you're, like, measuring something out and you're like, all right, I got to put my foot down on the ground.

[Tyler]

Like, all right, the right.

[Miles]

I got to measure the other way. You're on a wall.

[Ryan]

You got to put my thumb right here.

[Miles]

12 was eight and a half. 21.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Then you extend it past 12T on accident, and then A gets stuck.

[Ryan]

It's. Get that shitty white part at the end.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Make that noise terrible, too.

[Tyler]

Oh, man. Yeah. 25 foot at minimum. Yeah.

[Miles]

It's not that much harder to coil a little more in there.

[Tyler]

No, they're damn near the same size, too.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I mean, while we're on the topic, you got. You guys ever put anything from IKEA together? Yeah, dude, I'm in the process of doing that right now. I'm. I'm just. I'm at it. I'm at a. I'm at a sticking point where I don't think they gave me the hardware for like the rail. The. Like the rail to attach to the studs. I don't know where that would be at. There's also no words on the directions.

[Ryan]

That's the most frustrating thing.

[Tyler]

I mean, it's like, good thing I've read enough. Like, I've, like, looked through enough picture books with my kid in the last couple years to know what they're talking about.

[Ryan]

But when I first started working for you Betcha, I don't know where you guys were, but I showed up to the old bunker 1.01 day, and there was like seven boxes and miles. Like, today you're putting all this together. It was like before I really had. We didn't really know what I was going to do. I was editing some videos, doing this, doing that, and then I just smoked. Spent eight hours assembling desks and chairs.

[Miles]

I remember that.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. Me and Anne went to Ikea in Minneapolis, loaded my truck up with as much as I could, and that's what our desks were.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I wonder, right? One time we went to the store and we bought nine office chairs.

[Miles]

We went to Costco.

[Tyler]

We bought. We bought them out.

[Ryan]

Oh, those are the mesh screen. I remember those.

[Miles]

They're terrible.

[Tyler]

They're so bad. We still got one that I sit in that every once in a while. I'm like, yeah, I bought Costco out of.

[Miles]

That is one thing at this company we are not short on is office chairs. We are flush with office chairs. We got three different. Four different kinds, too.

[Ryan]

Office chairs and formerly tongs.

[Tyler]

We could put a down payment. We could put 20 down on a house these days, like with. If we just sold the office chairs. That's how many we have.

[Jared]

I'll count them.

[Miles]

They're a lot. Yeah.

[Jared]

I'd say we have 30 of them.

[Miles]

I still.

[Ryan]

At least.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Because, like, the nice ones that we bought for our actual desks that we still use, those are elites.

[Ryan]

Those are so.

[Miles]

They're so comfortable. I've never, ever had an issue. But the other ones that we have that are cheaper, like the one Jared's in, is way better than the mesh ones.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Jared]

Or the black. Yeah.

[Ryan]

The mesh ones are by far the bottom.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

This chair I'm sitting on is better than the mesh.

[Ryan]

Probably.

[Tyler]

My back is wrecked right now.

[Miles]

Dude. I sat in that the other day. It's not that bad.

[Tyler]

Well, see, because my brother slips past this.

[Jared]

No, I know.

[Miles]

You're. You're unnecessarily bitching about something. It's not a problem.

[Tyler]

I'm also. Yeah. I mean, I'm.

[Miles]

I'm sore because I bought you such a nice office chair. You realize how bad that's true.

[Tyler]

That's true. It's like when you get on keto and then you go back and eat McDonald's, you're like, oh, my gut feel.

[Miles]

I was like, yeah, I totally know what that is. I actually do know what that is. I did keto for two months. For two months in 2018. January, February, half of March. Two and a half months. Lost 40 pounds, met, and then got fat. Dead serious.

[Tyler]

Circle life.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Back of the keto, baby.

[Tyler]

So.

[Miles]

Keto burrito. You can't have burritos on keto.

[Jared]

Well, yeah, probably right.

[Miles]

No, Trust me.

[Tyler]

I'll take a. I looked. I'll take a burrito, hold the tor.

[Ryan]

You did it, Jared.

[Miles]

Yeah, basically just. Yeah. Anyways, can't even have meat on keto.

[Ryan]

Oh, what can you have?

[Tyler]

Avocado, fat, cashews.

[Miles]

Eat fat.

[Ryan]

Just get a ham and eat avocados.

[Miles]

Nuts and water. And then, like, you get, like, a little bit of protein and even less carbs. It's terrible.

[Jared]

But I looked great.

[Miles]

I did trim down pretty fast.

[Tyler]

There was a point in college, I. I was eating. I was eating Paleo. You guys know what Paleo is?

[Miles]

That little meat caveman? It's like fish.

[Jared]

Oh, okay.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So I order fish and nuts and.

[Tyler]

Bolts, and I ordered this Paleo bread online. I think it came from California. It was like. Like, it would have been like me eating. Eating the. This lamp table right here. It was so bad. I'm like, oh, I'm key, man. You're so ripped off. God, that was bad. That was top modern days.

[Miles]

So anyway, let's take a break.

[Ryan]

Yep. Yep.

[Miles]

All right, Jared, before we get into some patron questions, you guys got to go to. Oh, you betcha. Dot com. And I'm not talking to listeners. I'm talking to you three. Oh, you guys need to go to. Oh, you bet you dot com. Check out our stuff and buy something.

[Tyler]

Okay, Yeah, I usually do it. Most times we launch something new. Just make sure shit's working.

[Miles]

Yeah, Y.

[Tyler]

Buy it, refund it.

[Miles]

So that's your guys homework.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Can I go to the retail store downstairs or do I have to go online?

[Miles]

No. And we have to ship it to your house.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, I can ship to your office too.

[Ryan]

Yeah, do that. I'll put.

[Tyler]

Mail guy will come pick it up, go through the system, and then back right here.

[Ryan]

That's what I do. I do get most of my Amazon packages shipped here. Yeah, so I'll do that.

[Miles]

I'm mostly doing that for quality assurance.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You guys doing research?

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'm not going to tell. I'm going to do it under a fake name. I'm just going to see how fast Ryan is.

[Miles]

Yeah. And then email from a fake email and see what his customer service is like.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I mean, it's top tier checks and balances. Yeah. We can get reviews on products. Let me get reviews on customer service because it's top tier. I mean, no one leaves unhappy. That's my motto. I think that's.

[Ryan]

I will please you however I can.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So I'm not asking the listeners to go to oh, you bet you.com and check out our merchandise and maybe get one of these hats that I'm wearing.

[Ryan]

That would be cool. Cool.

[Miles]

Do we have a promo going right now or is it done?

[Tyler]

No, it's done. Ran through the weekend. We did free flag.

[Miles]

That's why you also got to get signed up for email subscriber list.

[Tyler]

I'm only sending out good only stuff that's worthwhile looking into and spamming. You.

[Ryan]

Ryan ain't just sending you a bunch of shitty emails.

[Miles]

No, no, no. So you missed out on a fire deal over the weekend by not subscribing to the email list. So I would never tell you guys to do any of that. You guys need to.

[Ryan]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Jared]

Homework.

[Miles]

But what you are getting is. What did you say? No customer leaves unhappy.

[Tyler]

Correct.

[Miles]

Ideal when a deal with you.

[Tyler]

That's correct.

[Miles]

Okay, I'll hold you to that. All right. Jared, you got some patron questions?

[Jared]

I do. Vinnie Colombo, at what point do you go into the fast food place rather than going through the drive thru.

[Miles]

Really long line. I like risking it for the biscuit. Most of the time it is a like a biscuit breakfast sandwich that I am risking it for. Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

The line's gotta be like out of the designated line area.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's got to be. It's got to be like a fun college weekend, you know, wrap around.

[Ryan]

Yep. Yes.

[Tyler]

That's a good analogy.

[Miles]

Or a porch. It's gotta be like a porch wraparound. I think there's also another scenario because I'm. I'm going through drive thru about 90 of the time. Unless it's a wraparound. Unless it's a long road trip and it would just be nice to stretch.

[Ryan]

Your legs, get out of the car a little bit.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You know, like on road trips, most of the time we're stopping and going in.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And the third Time is, if it's a lot of people in the car or more than three people or around, sometimes it's nicer just to. If just go in and do it.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Instead you have to play telephone tag or whatever the hell you call it to the driver putting the order in.

[Jared]

Yeah. I hate being in the driver's seat when it comes to that.

[Miles]

If only they had invent something like you could have in your phone where you just plug the order in. You don't have to talk to anyone, and then just pick it up easier.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You can just like they could designate a parking spot for that specific order.

[Ryan]

Yeah, several. Even in case there's more than one person doing this.

[Miles]

Yeah. And like, like, easy way to differentiate the cars. They don't know what car you're in. You just. When you get there, just put the number of slot.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'm in spot three. Bring me my McDouble.

[Miles]

Just brings it out. Yeah. So, yeah, that's. I don't know if you guys have anything different than that.

[Ryan]

No. Pretty spot on.

[Tyler]

Oh, if I gotta. If my toes are curling, I might go in.

[Miles]

Yeah. Bathroom breaks. Another reason.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I mean, I'll do it a lot. The gas station, restaurant combos. Because I'm gonna go into the gas station anyway.

[Jared]

Those are the best fast.

[Ryan]

So then if I need some fast food, I'll just pop over.

[Miles]

Yeah. But if I'm in town and I'm like, by myself or me and Anne, no chance. Drive through for sure.

[Jared]

You have to be out of town for it to work.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Weirdly enough, the one fast food place that I go in more than I go drive through is Dairy Queen. Because the kids like going in there, like, eating their ice cream, going in the booth.

[Miles]

Can't get a. You can't get the free cone phone.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Your name isn't with the drive through attendance at the counter.

[Ryan]

It's true.

[Miles]

For good kid of the week.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Also, if they have a play place, I'm definitely going in ball pit.

[Miles]

Are you all kidding me?

[Ryan]

If they have a gamecube set up in one of the corners, game over. You remember when McDonald's had GameCube set up in there? That was the best.

[Tyler]

Not really.

[Ryan]

I remember that you play Spyro, but.

[Miles]

Like, the clear glass that the TV was behind was always so dirty that you, like, could barely see the screen.

[Ryan]

Fingerprints and spit.

[Miles]

There was just scum.

[Jared]

So dirty.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

What they needed is like the basketball shoe thing to clean off your shoes where they rip the plastic off.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Every time a Kid would play, they just rip that off, it'd be clean again. Yeah, we're not utilizing that technology enough. No.

[Tyler]

Or it's like. Yeah, like you go into like a public restroom and they got the. The toilet. Toilet. The toilet deals. You can like, you can take out from above the plastic deal. You just say, you know, should be made of paper.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Get something like that. It's transparent. You can throw it on.

[Miles]

Yeah. What'd he say?

[Ryan]

He wants paper ones.

[Tyler]

He wants like the straws, not plastic.

[Miles]

Because I wouldn't be surprised. What, so you can save the manatees.

[Ryan]

Narwhal enthusiast.

[Miles]

Yeah. No. Yeah, like the paper things go on the outside of the controller.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Imagine trying to play video games with a paper thing over it.

[Jared]

Oh, my God, I would sweat right through it.

[Miles]

Just rip it.

[Tyler]

Jerk. You imagine if it was like, like bubble boy style where like to grab the controller, you had to put your.

[Ryan]

Hand through the gloves. Yeah.

[Miles]

That's not bad.

[Tyler]

Imagine how gross the inside of those gloves, kids fingers popping through the teepee.

[Ryan]

And ketchup in there. And oh my God, you hit your once a.

[Miles]

You can't do it till Q2. All right.

[Jared]

Got till May.

[Miles]

Yeah. April 1st. You can do it.

[Jared]

April Fool's Day. You can.

[Tyler]

And I'll do it. You'll be like, that's Tuesday, April.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

There'S a reason I got rid of them.

[Miles]

Do you guys ever, as kid play so many video games that your thumbs, like, almost started to get blisters on them?

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah. UFC 2. The way to submit somebody was to spin the joystick fashions. And I'd use the palm of my hand to do submissions. And I had a big ass blister their first weekend. I got it.

[Miles]

See, I had calluses on the palms of my hands. So, yeah, from, you know, same motion.

[Ryan]

You know how much you got a jerk off to get a callus?

[Tyler]

What made you think of jerking?

[Miles]

I was 12.

[Ryan]

What do you expect?

[Miles]

What else do you do?

[Tyler]

Why'd you just assume it was from Jane?

[Ryan]

Off. Yeah, he just confirmed it was.

[Tyler]

Well, he just said he was 12.

[Miles]

12.

[Tyler]

May have been working concrete.

[Ryan]

He just said, what else am I supposed to do?

[Miles]

Swinging a hat?

[Ryan]

He confirmed that's what he was doing.

[Tyler]

He was pouring concrete.

[Miles]

I was pouring something. Pouring something out of a chute. I don't get it.

[Jared]

I don't get it. Holden McGroid, what's your go to Margarita?

[Miles]

I actually like the sugar free one.

[Jared]

One what?

[Ryan]

What flavor though?

[Miles]

A ridge.

[Ryan]

Okay. I'm a strawberry mar guy.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I like strawberry.

[Miles]

You're a fake margarita guy. You don't, you don't actually attend Margaritaville.

[Ryan]

I make strawberry margarita Margaritaville branded in my Margaritavo machine. So I think that's pretty good.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

What's the flavor?

[Miles]

What's the again? There it is. He's having his own podcast.

[Tyler]

What's the flavor of original margarita?

[Ryan]

Like lime.

[Tyler]

It's lime.

[Jared]

Oh yeah.

[Tyler]

I think I do like a ridge. I also like mango.

[Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[Tyler]

And I've had to stay away from the pineapple ones because of the canker sores.

[Ryan]

Oh, they'll do that.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah. Pineapple acid.

[Miles]

I can confidently say I've never had a pineapple margarita. Know.

[Tyler]

Yeah. It's been about a year or two since I've had one. They're solid. But I usually go for mango cuz I don't eat mangoes that much. So it's one of the one time that I treat yourself, you know, I.

[Jared]

Think it always should be blended, never on the rocks.

[Tyler]

Oh, I'm opposite.

[Miles]

I, I'm, I could go either way. If I'm at the lake, give me a blended one. Like if I'm at a restaurant, I only want on the rocks. If I'm sitting in my Margaritaville machine or I'm at a resort hurt, I'll do a blended.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Wow.

[Jared]

I'm, I'm pro blending all the time.

[Ryan]

I like both. But I, I think I do blended way more than I do just because I have a Margaritaville.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I feel like there's a place in town that makes some pretty fire margaritas. And one of those on the rocks is very good.

[Jared]

Very good.

[Miles]

Absolutely. The reason why I'd like to sugar free though is that I could drink more of them. Get a little, it's less gut rot.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I'm with the ache. Yeah, I'm with you.

[Miles]

And you can just buy the mix. Sugar free, kind of nice. Now what they're putting in there to make it sweet, I don't know. But it doesn't give me gut rot. Yeah.

[Ryan]

30 packets of Splenda.

[Miles]

Yep. Split other tastes like swanning gets you drunk like tequila.

[Jared]

Ben Dover, would you rather have clean hands, dirty money or dirty hands? Clean money.

[Miles]

I'd rather have dirty hands. Clean money. Money.

[Ryan]

But I feel like for all of.

[Miles]

The IRS agents that are listening, I don't know where.

[Tyler]

I just sold a hat that said that. I sold a hat on ebay that said that. Dirty hands.

[Miles]

What do you mean you sold a hat?

[Tyler]

Well, so I, I, I, when I was cleaning my I was packing my hats up to move and I saw I had this hat that said it said, is it dirty hands, clean money, Dirty hands, clean money. Yeah. I'm like, why the do I have this thing? So I just sold it on ebay.

[Miles]

I should have wore.

[Tyler]

I should have kept it more. Ah, sorry guys.

[Ryan]

But which one Do I get more money with clean hands? Yeah, for sure.

[Miles]

Clean money. You don't make money.

[Ryan]

But if it's. If it's the exact same amount of money, I'm choosing dirty hands, clean money.

[Miles]

I mean there's no risk involved with clean money. It's.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Now if we're talking like a lot of dirty money, maybe.

[Tyler]

Well, on dirty money, essentially, you know, probably. You're probably laundering it somewhere. So you are cleaning it in the process.

[Miles]

That is. Hey, speaking of dirty money, dude, we should maybe do a coin of something. Everyone seems to be doing it. I can't believe that.

[Tyler]

Wow. We'll pull this.

[Miles]

My brain can't fathom what's going on with people's need to buy a coin with that is just made up.

[Ryan]

I just don't get why people keep falling for.

[Miles]

Yeah, that, that.

[Tyler]

That's what I'm wondering.

[Miles]

I'm just. That's what I mean. I don't. What is the need to buy these coins and then get pissed when you lose money?

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's like.

[Miles]

It's like buying a beer at the bar or buying 10 beers at the bar and being pissed. You got shit faced. It's like I'll do. I'll do 15 shots of vodka and then being like I couldn't walk out of the bar. It was.

[Jared]

Would you expect.

[Ryan]

No one told me I'd get hammered.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I think people are hoping to get onto the next. The next dogecoin where you could buy.

[Miles]

A million dogecoin not worth anything or.

[Tyler]

Like it just all.

[Miles]

It all depends.

[Ryan]

There was never. There was never a dump on it though.

[Miles]

Correct.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Ryan]

So like all these new ones, every single one is a pump and dump.

[Tyler]

Yeah, they rug pulls. What they call them Hawk Tua. She did one of them.

[Miles]

I might have to do the. Might have to do a You betcha coin.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yep. YB coin. Rug pull. Just let me know when you're gonna pull the rug.

[Ryan]

Insider trade.

[Miles]

All the patrons will know first when I'm gonna pull the rug. This podcast. So if you want to know when we're pulling the rug on you betcha coin. You gotta subscribe to Patreon, call it rug coin.

[Ryan]

Yeah, people would buy that.

[Tyler]

Jared oh, yeah. It's all about the promotion buy. There's a whole, like, doc like documentary episode on. On Meme coins and how they just promote the. Out of them on Twitter. Ax formula on his Twitter. And then they just. Yeah.

[Jared]

Everything up.

[Tyler]

They yank that rug on you.

[Miles]

Yeah. So you get inside information on Patreon. You got inside information on how to trade this coin. We could. Yeah. We could call it ins. It's insider trading information.

[Tyler]

You can't buy. You can't buy anything with this coin. It's just. You just have to it.

[Miles]

Yeah. And there. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Hoping that one day you can buy something with it. You know, maybe your great, great grandkids can buy a Tootsie Roll with it or something.

[Miles]

Maybe like, if. So one of these guys approached me to start a coin. I like, couldn't laugh them out of the room. Room harder. I couldn't like. You couldn't put into words how I would feel about that because it's almost like, so insane that you couldn't even, like, get mad that they approached you. You would just be like.

[Tyler]

Correct.

[Miles]

This is crazy.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, yeah, I see what's going on with these coins. I'm not an idiot. That type deal.

[Jared]

How dumb do I look?

[Miles]

Yeah, I just. I can't believe that. But we should do that.

[Ryan]

That it'd be fun.

[Miles]

And what we could do is tell everyone that you're actually investing in the. You bet your toilet paper brand. True, but not really the whole scheme. There was a guy who was pretty good at schemes. What was his name?

[Ryan]

Started with a P. Peterson. It's kind of like our awards.

[Miles]

Yeah, Something like that.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That ski team is what we could do. So anyway. Ponzi.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Snake oil salesman.

[Miles]

Well. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Christ, dude.

[Ryan]

Put some respect on Mr. Ponzi's name.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

It's a respected individual.

[Miles]

Yeah. Change the world. Love him or hate him, he changed the world.

[Tyler]

That is true. That is true.

[Miles]

Is that even a person I. I.

[Jared]

Think it's named after?

[Miles]

Yeah. Yeah. So I just assumed. I didn't. I didn't think there was like, a thing. It was called a Ponzi. Anyways.

[Jared]

I don't think we've ever done this. Question, Lou. Hog holster. What is the official end of whiskey season? I don't think we've ever done this.

[Ryan]

I think we did do this. It said that it just never ends well.

[Tyler]

I think.

[Ryan]

I think we did.

[Miles]

And that doesn't sound like it always begins and never ends.

[Tyler]

We. Well, I think patio beer season starts In March or April sometime.

[Miles]

Yeah. There we go. The first time. Time that you go and drink on a patio.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Miles]

Like today could have been. It was 43 out. Tyler was. We shot a video at the bar and he was like, miles, you want to go to a patio somewhere and just get after it? I said, tyler, someone's got to work around here.

[Tyler]

Someone's got to get there.

[Ryan]

That was pretty close to the conversation, actually. That actually was Charles Ponzi, Italian immigrant. He started it.

[Miles]

Nice.

[Ryan]

1920S.

[Miles]

Love his schemes. So. Yeah, I mean, that's probably a good rule of thumb. It's kind of. It's fluid situation.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Literally fluid ounces, maybe. Yeah. Are we. Are we in favor. Because this is. Remember, this is like a group thing that we beat the table on round table.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

So I'd say 60. Once it hits 60 degrees. I think that.

[Miles]

I think also April Fool's day, no matter what the weather is. Yeah, it's done.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

Through March.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Through March. Or if patio beer season starts before that, then that's. That's the end.

[Ryan]

Because for me personally, that's when whiskey sipping season ends and then it becomes whiskey seven season.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's not the same thing.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Because, you know, like daylight savings time, spring.

[Ryan]

I just want to make sure that I'm allowed to be having my whiskey sevens this summer.

[Miles]

That's not what whiskey season.

[Ryan]

I'm just. I'm just glad we clarified because I was scared for a second there.

[Miles]

It's not even close.

[Tyler]

Daylight savings time is a couple weeks away and, you know, so it gets dark at like what, 7:38? And having a sip of nice visky while the sun's going down, you got to be able to hit that for weeks.

[Ryan]

I usually prefer mine when the sun's.

[Miles]

Coming up through the end of March.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah, no, you're exactly right. So I think April 1st is a good one.

[Miles]

Yeah. April 1st or patio season.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

One fun fact. Your brain burns 400 to 500 calories a day. That's about a fifth of your total energy requirements.

[Miles]

Yeah, I mean mine probably is like 8 to 1200 a day. That's how I stay so lean. I just. I like to make a break a mental sweat too.

[Jared]

That's why you're reading so much.

[Miles]

That's why I'm reading so much. Days that I read could be 2000 calories.

[Tyler]

How many calories are burned when you're getting brain?

[Ryan]

I was wondering why you're laughing so hard.

[Miles]

You said 4 to 500.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's Quite a bit. I mean, there's some days when I swear to God, Tyler's doesn't burn more than like 50.

[Ryan]

Actually, I have this. I've been doing cryptograms lately just to give my brain an exercise.

[Miles]

I wish you'd give your brain an exercise by doing work around here.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I don't do them during the work day.

[Tyler]

I mean, last week I was the only one here for Thursday and Friday.

[Miles]

That's because we were all working, chilling. We were all on the road working. Last Thursday I worked till like 10pm.

[Ryan]

So that was what it was. The event was. I thought it was Friday for some reason.

[Miles]

Season I grind in the dark so Ryan can feed his kid so Ryan can feed his family and pay for that new house.

[Tyler]

I was here at 5:30 last Thursday and Friday a.m. for what?

[Ryan]

No reason. You just got here to make a pot of coffee and wake up.

[Jared]

Watch.

[Miles]

You.

[Jared]

You have to.

[Tyler]

I gotta get it before the sun comes up so I can grind in the dark.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Turn the lights off.

[Miles]

Is that a Jerry? That was your fun fact?

[Jared]

Yeah, I wasn't that good, but.

[Ryan]

But I know, it's interesting.

[Jared]

Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty basic. I'll come better next time.

[Miles]

Yeah, let's. Let's amp it up. Yeah, let's do an amped fact fact next week.

[Jared]

Facts about amps.

[Tyler]

Ants.

[Miles]

Interpret that amp.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Miles]

Amp.

[Ryan]

Amperes. Electrical term.

[Jared]

Yeah, I can do that.

[Tyler]

Like amphitheaters or like amphitheaters would be a fun fact.

[Miles]

Yeah, interpret it however you'd like.

[Ryan]

I would like to know the difference between amphitheater, regular theater.

[Miles]

Yeah, but don't tell them.

[Ryan]

I don't.

[Miles]

Just ruins the fun.

[Ryan]

If it Maybe it gets a fact that if there's more facts that maybe also include that. That'd be great.

[Jared]

Okay, noted.

[Miles]

All right, guys, that's another episode of you Bet yout Radio podcast. May your amps be flied amplified and may your tools be. Be returned safely. Cheers, Ryan.

[Jared]

Probably your worst one ever.

[Ryan]

Your amps be pied.

[Miles]

Oh, you betcha. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Power now.

[Miles]

Tonic police are toilets Laughing.

[Tyler]

Through the crime Bottle tools, strings to go electric power chime Dirty hairs clean.

[Miles]

Muddy sweat drips never care Margaritas, lights tonic Got the ladder.

[Tyler]

Ryan's got a mouth Foul yet strong B Ladder to the south not afraid.

[Miles]

To be wrong.

[Tyler]

Sa.

[Ryan]

The dumbest things that people take pride in.

[Miles]

Oh, God. I know. I got some.

[Tyler]

I do too. I was gonna say first thing come to mind. Yu Gi.

[Miles]

Oh.

[Tyler]

Not sure why.

[Ryan]

That's very random.

[Tyler]

I don't know why that. I mean, I don't know.

[Miles]

Yeah. You're saying, like, you know, it's cool to take pride in Pokemon because it's so mainstream.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Whereas, like, Yu Gi oh. Is mainstream adjacent, so it's not as cool to take his pride in it.

[Tyler]

For sure. Yep. Yeah.

[Ryan]

I would go blacking out. Like, I don't think that's something you need to take pride in. In.

[Miles]

Depends on. I think you can take pride on how you black out. You know? How many beers does it take?

[Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, I think it. You should take more pride in having 60 beers and not blacking out. That's way more expensive.

[Miles]

Yeah, you're right. You're right, you're right.

[Ryan]

Hell yeah, I'm gonna mark that.

[Miles]

You're right in this very small instance.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I'm on board with the Tyler.

[Miles]

Yeah, I get it now. Yeah. It's way cooler to drink 60 beers and not blackout than it is. Is to drink 60 beers and blackout. So you don't need to necessarily take pride in that. Take pride in how long you can go without blacking out. Smart.

[Ryan]

Like, Yeah. I had a whole bottle of tequila and I didn't black out. Like, hats off to you, sir.

[Miles]

What are you, Norwegian?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Shoe.

[Ryan]

Nice, man.

[Tyler]

The second.

[Ryan]

I got one. This might hit a little too close to home for you, Ryan, but having just a mediocre card collection, I just. Just, like, I know you've had some bangers, but, like, I don't like hearing about people's okay cards. Like, yeah, it's worth 35 bucks. Awesome.

[Miles]

I.

[Tyler]

First off, my car collection isn't mediocre. You.

[Miles]

You.

[Tyler]

You can check my will that I put together. Sports cards are in there.

[Ryan]

I believe you. I'm just saying. I just. There's a lot of sports card talk going around out here, and then people get really excited, and I'm like, oh, sweet. So how much is it worth? Worth? And they'll be like $28. Like, I quit bragging about that.

[Miles]

That I'm a little on board with the $28 thing.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

It's a. Yeah, it's more. So. Yeah.

[Miles]

I would say taking pride in running a 5k. Just not a lot to be pride. Like, half marathon. I slightly get it. It's 13 miles is a long ways.

[Ryan]

That's more. More than the significant population is going to run in their life.

[Miles]

Yeah. But being, like, proud that you ran a 5K, it's just bananas.

[Tyler]

I mean, I think for some people, though, there is surprise.

[Miles]

Unless you weigh 400 pounds.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

But like, if you're like a normal person, kids are running these 5Ks.

[Miles]

Yeah. If you're £200 6 foot.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I just, I don't, Unless you literally had some car accident where like you learned to walk again. So if you've learned to walk again and, or you're £900, I think you can take pride in running a 5K.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah. None of us can take pride in running 5Ks.

[Ryan]

No. We're off the table.

[Miles]

Well, yeah, because it's like if I ran a 5k, I wouldn't be proud of it. I would be like, wow, that was pathetic at how tired I got. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Like you could be proud for beating a certain time in a 5K.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

It's not, not proud for completing it.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean this what's tough for me because I am getting to the age now where I'm starting to understand why certain people are like into like Ryan says, Yu Gi oh.

[Jared]

I like.

[Miles]

Okay. But also it's like you get to a point in life where you just.

[Ryan]

Like what you like and you just don't care anymore.

[Miles]

And you just don't care if Ryan the T shirt guy thinks Yu Gi oh is dumb. If you like it, you're kind of cool with it.

[Ryan]

M.

[Miles]

So this question's tough because if you take that approach, but in terms of 5Ks, I think I'm pretty, you're.

[Ryan]

Pretty set on that one. Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm with you on it.

[Tyler]

I feel, I feel like I have many in my head. I just can't spit them out. I, I, I mean, I like to say like, like people who don't have kids in the school system that like, are obsessed with their high school sports team, but that's probably going to be me.

[Miles]

So you already, it's not even your high school.

[Ryan]

You put 100 bucks, it's your kids.

[Miles]

He's put 300 bucks on this, on these high schoolers.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

We're undefeated so far.

[Miles]

So I did, I did get nervous. Ryan did show me some footage.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Miles]

Of his team this year dunking every other play. There was even a 360 dunk in the game.

[Ryan]

Holy High school. Small town North Dakota high school.

[Miles]

It's, it's not feeling good for me this year.

[Tyler]

Not, not, not super great competition in the region. So the real test will be a state tournament.

[Ryan]

And that's where that's not good. Going into the tournament untested. It's not good.

[Tyler]

I know, I know. You may well, here's the thing, too.

[Ryan]

You got to get in there, be a body.

[Tyler]

Miles has the field, and I have one team.

[Miles]

I know. You made this deal.

[Tyler]

No, I know I asked you if.

[Miles]

You wanted any odds, and you said no, straight up.

[Tyler]

I, I, I'm not mad at the bet at all. The, the thing that scares me is that my team, they may not even make it to state, and then the bet's over. Like, Miles has the field, so he's automatically already in the state championship. I make it there still.

[Ryan]

That's true.

[Miles]

Every outcome.

[Ryan]

You did make that the, the first bet. You didn't make it until they were already in the state finals.

[Miles]

Correct. Yeah, it is true.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, literally every option is available to me, but one, like, they could just. There could be a natural disaster. A state tournament doesn't even happen, and I still win. You know what I mean?

[Ryan]

Yeah. Well, no, I think there's got to be a winner.

[Tyler]

Yeah. There's got to be a winner crown.

[Miles]

I don't think so.

[Ryan]

Because you got the field. If the field doesn't win.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

[Ryan]

But the odds of that happening are.

[Tyler]

It could be a very long. It's a snowstorm. They just push back.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I might have to, like. I wouldn't say that I would do this. Could make it tougher for his team to, to get to the state championship. Terms of physically, you know, slash and bus tours.

[Ryan]

Finals.

[Miles]

I mean, they can't win if they can't show up.

[Tyler]

I could fit four in my truck. My dad can fit four in his truck. You know, I just, I'll just recluse.

[Ryan]

How big is a high school basketball roster?

[Miles]

15Ish.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah. Probably 13, 14 at home.

[Miles]

It's probably like 18 to 20 away games. Definitely 15.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

State tournament might be like, third. 12, 13.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

So.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

What was the question again?

[Ryan]

Dumbest things. Probably take pride in.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Get back.

[Miles]

Yeah. Basically, I would just like to blanket all things that are not very hard.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Or they, that everyone does. I'm kind of like, you know, like, graduating high school.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

A little bit like.

[Ryan]

No, I'm with you.

[Miles]

It's like, really easy to grad just.

[Ryan]

Just like the 5k. There are extenuating circumstances, but the majority, it's like, majority.

[Miles]

It's like, you're really that proud you graduated high school.

[Ryan]

You just. Yeah. All you got to do is show up.

[Miles]

Dylan graduated high school school, and he had, like, a 1.2 GPA.

[Ryan]

Honestly, I think we talked about this last time, but, like, getting Your GED is more like, something to be more proud of than your high school diploma.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's like, because it means that there was initiative.

[Ryan]

Yeah. You had to go sign up for it and, like, attacked it on purpose.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

You weren't there because your parents forced you to be there.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I mean, and on the same note, too, like, kids who take pride in their ACT score when they're, like, out of college already.

[Ryan]

Yeah. That doesn't matter.

[Tyler]

It doesn't matter anymore. Granted, might have a hell of a lot less in debt to pay off, but.

[Miles]

Yeah, But I feel like to get a real significant amount to really change your life, you had to be getting, like, 30.

[Ryan]

30?

[Tyler]

Yeah. 30 plus 31. 32. Yeah. I had a cousin who got 32.

[Ryan]

Me, too, actually. Yeah, I was. I got a 29. I was pumped. And then my cousin Zach was like.

[Tyler]

You got a 29?

[Ryan]

I did.

[Miles]

We've talked about this before, Dwee. What a nerd.

[Tyler]

You and I both got 22s.

[Miles]

I got 22 twice.

[Tyler]

I got 22.

[Miles]

You know, it's like in horse when you win the game, but then you have to make it again to prove it. I proved it.

[Tyler]

Go.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I wouldn't have got 29 again. No chance.

[Tyler]

I did get 20. I got 23 my second try, but that didn't help me at all. You gotta have 24 against our scholarship. So did you guys ever have anyone in your class who wouldn't tell you their score?

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah. You know, they got, like, a 19 or some.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Oh, no, dude. There's kids getting, like, 12s and 13.

[Ryan]

Don't you just. The whole rumor in high school was that all you gotta do is put your name on the paper to get a 12.

[Tyler]

There was a one. There was one girl in my grade, and she's a good friend of mine. She would not tell anybody. Like, she would not tell anybody. Finally. This was, like, a couple years ago, I finally found out. What she got is 13.

[Miles]

It's really, really so bad.

[Ryan]

That's so bad.

[Tyler]

Yeah. But I was actually impressed for how long she kept it quiet.

[Ryan]

Yeah. That's the real test, is how long she can keep a secret.

[Tyler]

That's right, guys.

[Miles]

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