We Draft The Best Beers 🎙 #316

Summary

You Betcha Radio - Episode #316: "We Draft The Best Beers 🎙"

Release Date: March 5, 2025

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1. Introduction: Setting the Scene (00:00 - 02:57)

The episode kicks off with the hosts—Miles, Ryan, Tyler, and Jared—sharing a humorous struggle with their recording environment's temperature. Miles remarks, "It's 67 in here" (00:00), triggering a light-hearted debate about the room's heating issues. This banter sets the relaxed and comedic tone typical of "You Betcha Radio."

Notable Quotes:

• Miles (00:00): "It's 67 in here."
• Jared (02:07): "Who needs to buy a laser engraver when you have nipples?"

2. Reflecting on Previous Episodes: The PCAs (05:11 - 07:14)

The conversation transitions to a reflection on their Patreon-exclusive content, the PCAs. The hosts share positive feedback received from their patrons, highlighting the show's experimental and artistic nature.

Notable Quotes:

• Miles (05:28): "We had a great time. And don't just take our word for it."
• Jared (06:24): "It's scientific from time to time as well."

3. Main Discussion: What Boomers Do Better Than Millennials (07:15 - 19:51)

The core of the episode delves into a playful comparison between Baby Boomers and Millennials. The hosts explore several areas where they believe Boomers excel, including:

a. Vacation Planning and Enjoyment (07:25 - 12:00)

Miles argues that Boomers are superior at vacation planning, being meticulous and less reliant on technology:

• Miles (08:07): "Millennials suck at it. 'Cause we're just always so plugged in... But boomers are just raw dogging restaurants."

b. Navigation Skills (12:00 - 15:38)

Jared contends that Boomers have better navigation skills without GPS, relying on memorized routes and land markers:

• Jared (14:54): "What you want if someone listening to this actually lives in a place that what you just described is actually how you would get somewhere."

c. Haggling and Negotiation (15:38 - 19:51)

Tyler highlights Boomers' prowess in negotiating prices, a skill Millennials often lack due to discomfort with discussing money:

• Tyler (17:03): "Grandpa will go to the hardware store and look for damaged boxes... and offer 25% of the listed price."

d. Handwriting and Communication (19:51 - 31:08)

The hosts humorously discuss Boomers' intricate handwriting versus Millennials' simplified notes, touching on the decline of cursive writing in education:

• Miles (28:52): "They take pride in it too."
• Tyler (31:25): "Because of keyboards, you don't have to write, period."

4. Segment: "Around and Find Out" - Parenting Insights (31:09 - 43:35)

In this segment, the hosts explore the concept of "Around and Find Out" in parenting—children experimenting to learn boundaries and consequences. They share personal anecdotes about their children's explorations and the challenges of maintaining boundaries as adults.

Notable Quotes:

• Miles (39:36): "Kids are a great example of 'around and find out.' They are the purest form of that and we just lose it as we get older."
• Tyler (40:03): "I around strapped the ladder to the tree. I was too afraid to 'around' with the ladder."

5. Beer Draft Segment: Drafting Their Favorite Beers (43:36 - 98:54)

The episode transitions into a comedic beer draft segment where each host selects their favorite types of beer, leading to playful disagreements and inside jokes.

a. Drafting Favorites (43:36 - 86:43)

The hosts draft various beers based on scenarios, such as post-road trip, AA meeting, airport, and ice fishing beers. This segment is filled with humor as they reference personal experiences and mock the drafting process.

Notable Quotes:

• Miles (69:15): "My first pick will be any beer that I can have with a podcast listener."
• Tyler (87:26): "Project Beers—you're operating power tools because they're great."

b. Conflict and Resolution (86:43 - 97:50)

As the draft progresses, inside jokes and miscommunications escalate tensions. Miles expresses a desire to shut down the podcast due to the chaos, but the hosts continue to jest and riff off each other's comments.

Notable Quotes:

• Miles (91:05): "I want to close up shop now."
• Tyler (95:31): "It's only Coronas. Every single one is just Coronas."

c. Final Picks and Wrap-Up (97:50 - 102:36)

The draft concludes with final beer selections, including humorous mock awards like "Gamble of the Year." Despite the comedic turmoil, the segment reinforces the camaraderie among the hosts.

Notable Quotes:

• Jared (108:07): "This is a great honor. It just goes to prove that you don't win 100% of the bets you don't make."
• Miles (109:00): "May your beers be with your third grade teacher and your 'around and finding out.'"

6. Closing Remarks and Outro (102:36 - End)

The hosts end the episode by promoting their Patreon page, encouraging listeners to support the show for exclusive content.

Notable Quotes:

• Miles (109:00): "If you want more, you betcha. Radio, you gotta check out our Patreon."

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Key Takeaways and Insights

• Generational Skills: The light-hearted debate underscores perceived strengths of Boomers in areas like planning, negotiation, and communication, while playfully critiquing Millennials' reliance on technology and lesser engagement in face-to-face interactions.

• Parenting Challenges: The "Around and Find Out" segment highlights common parenting experiences, emphasizing the balance between allowing children to explore and maintaining necessary boundaries.

• Host Dynamics: The beer draft segment showcases the hosts' strong camaraderie, their ability to engage in playful conflict, and their knack for turning simple topics into extended comedic dialogues.

• Community Engagement: By sharing personal stories and interactive segments like the beer draft, the podcast fosters a sense of community among listeners, encouraging participation through platforms like Patreon.

Conclusion

Episode #316 of "You Betcha Radio" is a blend of generational humor, parenting anecdotes, and lively banter centered around drafting favorite beers. Through their engaging and comedic discussions, Miles, Ryan, Tyler, and Jared offer listeners both entertainment and relatable insights into cultural and familial dynamics.

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Transcript

[Miles]

It's 67 in here.

[Ryan]

That's what it says.

[Miles]

It might be nice to get some heat then.

[Tyler]

It'll warm up once we start.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Going once.

[Miles]

Once.

[Jared]

All of our breath. All of our breaths mix in the middle of the room.

[Miles]

Yep.

[Tyler]

There's three hot breaths in here.

[Ryan]

It was 73 when I came in here.

[Miles]

That's because all of the, the thermal heat.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So that's really bad for the equipment. That's why I had to start on.

[Jared]

Yeah, no, I, I, I'm not saying.

[Miles]

Anything bad about it.

[Ryan]

That's why I did it.

[Jared]

You don't, don't need to give me a reason why.

[Miles]

Are we recording this? Should be in it.

[Tyler]

Ryan, quit yelling at Jared.

[Miles]

Hey, the, the glass man's claws finally come out. Don't back a man like that into a corner. Ryan.

[Jared]

There wasn't a single time.

[Miles]

I apologize.

[Jared]

There was. You know, I didn't raise my voice a single time talking about the AC heat situation right now.

[Miles]

I'm sorry.

[Jared]

It's okay. No need to be sorry.

[Tyler]

You know, Jared's just high strung after the John Cena Heel turn this weekend.

[Miles]

Oh, really? Oh, we're not, we're not diving into that. It is nice, though, for the people to see this side of Jared. Yeah, I think that he's, he can do no wrong in the eyes of the listeners.

[Tyler]

People forget that glass can cut too.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Yes, I can.

[Ryan]

The damn H vac, guys.

[Miles]

I love it that our jokes about how cold it is in this room right now. It's like we are saying. It's like you looked Jared in the eyes and said, you are a piece of Jared.

[Tyler]

I mean, in more words. He did.

[Ryan]

I did not.

[Jared]

Yeah, but there wasn't more words, so I didn't.

[Tyler]

You did.

[Jared]

I didn't, though.

[Miles]

Hey, guys, let's not let the H Vac woes come between us. That's what brought us together before.

[Tyler]

I know.

[Miles]

We're letting it divide us just because it is so cold. My nipples could cut Jared's glass in here.

[Jared]

Yeah, who needs to buy a laser engraver when you have nipples?

[Miles]

I, I love it because Jared whipped out a. It's for the equipment on you.

[Tyler]

It is.

[Miles]

It literally is. Yeah, absolutely. Just. He, he mansplained what being a producer was to you in one sentence.

[Ryan]

I apologize, Ryan. I'm sorry.

[Jared]

Hey, take that back.

[Tyler]

Yeah, don't back.

[Jared]

No reason to apologize.

[Miles]

He doesn't go down the warehouse and be like, wow, it's cold.

[Jared]

Yeah, I wish I didn't have to either.

[Miles]

And then it was 50. You go. Well, it's just cold because the heat presses are hot, you know, so just.

[Jared]

No, it's because engineers.

[Miles]

Get off his back.

[Jared]

God, Jared. Jared. I will on you. Just bring the boys back together.

[Miles]

You know, I don't. That was weird. And we don't condone that type of behavior.

[Tyler]

No.

[Miles]

Unwilling not there's anything wrong with that. But in a professional business.

[Tyler]

Do you consent?

[Ryan]

Probably not.

[Tyler]

Then. Then there's. Then you can't.

[Jared]

Depends what kind of not salted nut roll.

[Ryan]

Yeah, those are good.

[Tyler]

Still need clarification.

[Jared]

Do you not know what to sell? You want me to.

[Tyler]

I do.

[Jared]

It's a roll with Ryan.

[Tyler]

Don't deflect on me.

[Jared]

There we go.

[Miles]

This is hot.

[Jared]

There we go.

[Miles]

Welcome back to radio podcast. The coldest podcast quite literally today.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

In all the Midwest.

[Ryan]

It's hot here.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

It's 73 now. Is it 74.

[Tyler]

That was quick. Damn. We cleared those filters out and that son of a warmed up.

[Ryan]

I just might just turn it off.

[Miles]

Well then we'll have stale air. You can't have stale. That's like when we go to my parents house, it's always in 105 degrees. She's like, we'll just turn off the thing and like. But then we'll just be sitting in stale air and that.

[Jared]

Yeah. You got to have movement and that's.

[Miles]

How you just gets. It actually gets more stuffy.

[Jared]

Gotta have.

[Miles]

There's no air movement.

[Ryan]

Circular, extra fan on. I don't know, whatever. Sorry.

[Miles]

Welcome back to veteran radio podcast. The coldest podcast in all the Midwest. I'm Miles. You bet you guy here with Ryan the T shirt guy. We are live. We are hot and cold and we are rocked and rocked and ready to go. Darren, you all right?

[Tyler]

Did you just call him Darren?

[Miles]

I said Jared.

[Jared]

I think he said Darren. I actually. Because I heard the same thing that he's out of here now. He just.

[Tyler]

Darren's gone. Where did he go?

[Miles]

Darren.

[Ryan]

We're good. We're good.

[Miles]

You're good?

[Tyler]

We. We are on a PCA low right now. Low?

[Miles]

No, I'm locked and loaded. I said Jared. It just sounded like Darren.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's fine with that Jared.

[Miles]

Right?

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

That.

[Jared]

Yeah, that. That's kind of was a mixture. Darn.

[Miles]

Anyways, Speaking of the PCAS guys, the PCs PCAS are live over on Patreon. If you go to patreon.com you bet you radio you can listen to the episode there. It was one for the books.

[Tyler]

It was actually a blast.

[Miles]

We had a great time. And don't just take our word for it. This is what some of the patrons had to say. Dairy queef typo again. Said, this is the best piece of content ever put out. We didn't say that. The patrons said that there's been a lot of the Internet's old miles mistress, which doesn't exist. Said, this is honestly the greatest thing I've watched in months.

[Tyler]

Hell yeah.

[Miles]

Not hours. Months, months. And Dixie Normus said, absolutely. A work of art. Now we have to add that to our resume. Not only we experimental, what are we? We're not only an experimental educational podcast, we are an artistic podcast as well.

[Jared]

It's scientific from time to time as well.

[Miles]

And so, you know, you got to go over to Patreon, check it out. It's. It actually turned out pretty good. Pretty funny. And yeah, that's the last thing I'll say about the PCAs.

[Tyler]

Hell yeah.

[Miles]

Till next year. Yeah. Anything else you want to say about the PCAs, Jared?

[Ryan]

It was a lot of fun.

[Miles]

Did a good job. Tyler? Not so much.

[Tyler]

I did fine.

[Miles]

Run a show.

[Tyler]

Yeah, the run of show is one of the most fun parts of it all for not.

[Ryan]

For not rehearsing at all. I think we did a pretty. Pretty bang up job.

[Miles]

Yeah. How do you feel, Ryan?

[Jared]

I. I don't know about you guys. I was exhausted after that. Like, it was just like a complete adrenaline slash energy dump. But it was awesome.

[Miles]

But we're back.

[Jared]

We're back.

[Miles]

We're back. And today we are going to dive into what we think boomers do better than millennials.

[Jared]

I. I think there could. There could probably be a pretty extensive list for all of us. We're picking our best ones today, aren't we?

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Jared]

Okay. We're coming with the absolute fire.

[Miles]

I think you could say what you want about boomers, but those guys know how to vacation way better than millennials.

[Tyler]

They do vacation hard.

[Miles]

They are so good at vacationing.

[Tyler]

And it's like even scheduling. They could. They can do vacations, however, and they nail it every time. If it's a vacation where they just show up and chill, they nail it. Well, it's a vacation with 100 events. They still nail it.

[Miles]

Well, what's dumb is we've flip flopped. We millennials got it wrong. We're super chill about planning a vacation because we got the Internet. We can plan it two months in advance and still be fine. We're cool. We can show up to the airport with our boarding pass already on our phone ready to go. We don't got to go get a paper one. Like we're chill and then we get on vacation and all we can think about is home and being on our phone and not actually enjoying vacation. Boomers are the opposite. Leading up to a vacation is their personal worst nightmare.

[Jared]

Oh yeah, got you.

[Miles]

You know, they have to book a year in advance, all of this other stuff get to the airport four hours early. But as soon as they cross the threshold of the jetway into the plane, they are vacationing so hard. Oh man. You've ever sat next to a boomer on a plane that orders a drink on the plane. They, the vibes could not be larger with that person.

[Tyler]

Kind of get lan swans and giggles as they, as they start to make their descent down to the. Wherever they're landing.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Just full vacation mode the second they step off.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

He's like, he's like never been so happy being around his wife before on vacation. Well, what's your issue right now? Why are you so happy and like.

[Miles]

Millennials suck at it. Cuz they're. We're just always so plugged in. We got, we got to have be on our phone on vacation. You got to take a 100 photos of all the scenery and this and that. Even going out to eat. We have to whip out our phone and review restaurants, look at the menu to see what restaurant we want to and then look at the menu and decide what we're going to eat before even show up to the restaurant. Boomers on vacation are just raw dogging restaurants. They drive by and they're like, that restaurant looks good. Let's go in.

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah. No reviews.

[Miles]

We would never do that. We'd be like, well, I don't know is. Let's look at what Yelp says.

[Tyler]

It's funny you said the taking pictures of everything thing because we're on vacation on the beach and my dad and my sons made a badass sandcastle. And I was like, do you want me to take a picture of it, dad? He's like, no, we lived it. And I was like, what?

[Jared]

It's a memory in your mind.

[Tyler]

He's like, this is a super cool sandcastle. You don't want a picture? He's like, ah, it's fine. Like, damn.

[Miles]

Well, and like, because boomers grew up in a time where before cell phones. And so when you were on vacation, quite literally no one from home could reach you unless they like called the hotel.

[Tyler]

Right?

[Miles]

Yeah. Tried to get into your, your room phone that was there. Like they, when they were on vacation they were completely out of office. No contact with anyone back home.

[Tyler]

The only contact was a shitty postcard from the hotel lobby.

[Miles]

Yeah, postcard. Or the way that they contact they. They'd be like. To show that they thought about you on vacation, they'd bring you back a really shitty souvenir.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. And like, now it's, you know, vacation is just like, I'm doing all the same stuff for our age group.

[Tyler]

Or the.

[Miles]

Just in a warmer place.

[Tyler]

Shot glass with boobs on it.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

That boomers annihilate. They blew that market up in, like, 2010.

[Miles]

Yeah. And so it's like they. In their mind, I feel like they view vacation as a completely. I'm off the grid type of situation where we've never had that.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I'd add even. Sorry. A bigger blanket statement on top of that. The boomers are just better at unplugging than us.

[Miles]

Correct.

[Tyler]

Like, even at home.

[Miles]

Because they never got plugged in.

[Tyler]

Yeah. They could, like, leave their phone in the house and go work in the garage for four hours and not bother.

[Miles]

My dad will just leave his phone anywhere.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

You go on his hunting trip and he'll just leave his phone.

[Miles]

Like, if anyone needs find my iPhone more, it's my dad than anyone on Earth.

[Tyler]

Your mom's going to put an air tag in his shoe or something.

[Miles]

Yeah. Something platter. So, yeah, I think that they are. They could do. And so you're like. Well, they just, like, go and they, like, drink and do nothing. All vacation. Like millennials. We go and explore and all this other stuff. It's like, sometimes that's exhausting.

[Tyler]

The boomers will explore sometimes, too, but it's just on accident. They don't know where the they're going.

[Miles]

They took a left instead of a right because they were just trying to remember what streets to turn on instead of GPSing it. And it's like millennials. I feel like we. There's so much pressure to, like, take advantage of being on vacation and going and doing all these things where it's like, then it ends up being more stressed than if you just relaxed.

[Jared]

Yeah. Actually, you brought me right up to my point in what. What boomers do better than millennials is navigating gps or navigating without gps, because they never. They never grew up with an iPhone, with Google Maps, whatever. The first form of GPS they had was the Tom. Tom. I'm sure whatever they call it. Deal that, like, hook suctions up to the.

[Tyler]

To the MapQuest or.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Paper GPS.

[Jared]

MapQuest or it was just, it was just literally a literal roadmap.

[Miles]

Well now in my, in our defense, like, back then they just had like three roads going through town that were all dirt.

[Jared]

Yeah. And like, you didn't really need. You didn't need the gap today.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You didn't need gbs with a covered wagon.

[Jared]

But also it's like when a boomer gives you directions somewhere. Oh, like, like, okay, say your dad wants to, like you're gonna go out hunting without your dad and he wants you to go to this spot. He will, he'll give you directions just verbally based off of like land markers and county roads and like that. And you're just like, can, can we just look at my Google Maps and we just drop a pin there.

[Miles]

Or you should try having a dad who works construction and giving you directions in the town he does work in.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So you know, in 20011, when we were doing that house over by your cousin's house, you know I'm talking about.

[Jared]

Right.

[Miles]

You're want to turn right there. Like you're going there to that job site, and then you're just going to hang a right and it should be there. You're like, oh yeah, perfect. The house we did in 2011 next to our cousin's house up. Thing is, I actually do know what he's talking about.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Or it'll be like, okay, so whenever the big cell phone towers come into eyesight, you're gonna go about three clicks to the west and then you're gonna hang a right to. And there should be like an old windmill abandoned farm set about six and a half miles down the road.

[Tyler]

Well, it's like, I think too, they, they must have had a class in high school where they had to memorize every single county roads number because they know it like the back. They're like, all right, you're going to take nine all the way to 14, and then on 14 you're going to go past the till, you get to the farm with two silos and then you're going to hop on 26 and had approximately 12 clicks north. And she's like, how the. Do you have them all memorized?

[Miles]

What if someone listening to this actually lives in a place that what you just described is actually how you would get somewhere with like the exact.

[Jared]

Probably.

[Tyler]

I described how I get to Lake park from my house.

[Miles]

Oh, really?

[Tyler]

I can get a met. Those are the only ones I know.

[Miles]

As someone who becomes self aware that I, when I go to different cities and I just am Glued to the GPS that have not taken in where I'm driving. I have tried to now, like, be like, all right, we are on this road right now.

[Jared]

Sure.

[Miles]

And I'm taking a ride on this road and, like, try and do it, but just. I just. I'm not built that way like the boomers are. Yeah.

[Jared]

Was I supposed to take exit 119A or 119B?

[Tyler]

You were supposed to take the one next to the windmill.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Well, then you would have done.

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah. Just put the directions in your. In your passenger princess's hands. She'll get you where. Where you need to go.

[Tyler]

Maybe.

[Miles]

This weekend, I was in Minneapolis again. Pull up the gps. She pulls up her phone, start driving. I look over, she's on Instagram, and I'm like, can you tell me where I'm going or just put it on this? I don't know. Frustrating.

[Tyler]

I think another thing boomers do better than millennials is haggle. I think they're way better at negotiating prices than millennials. We're. We're too awkward about it. I'm too scared to lowball somebody. Old dudes have no problem offering a fraction of the price of the product.

[Miles]

Low, dude, dudes lowballing. My mom is. She gets something marked down at every store she goes at.

[Tyler]

Any millennial or any boomer that they just.

[Miles]

She has no shame. She's not technically a boomer, I don't think, but she's right on the edge. We'll just group them in any nick on a piece of furniture or, you know, whatever. She's like, can you do anything about that, dude? 10%. You're spot on instantly.

[Tyler]

Like, Grandpa will go to the hardware store and look for damaged boxes. Like, I want that one because the box is kind of up.

[Jared]

See, even if I came across a damaged box, I, I, I, I still couldn't be like, hey, you know, like, this box is damaged. You think you could do it, right? It's like, like, you just pay full price.

[Tyler]

I just pay the Hope they bring it up.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And, like, I bought some stuff from my uncle the other day, and he's like, does 300 bucks sound good? And in my head, I'm like, no. But I was like, yep, sounds fair to me.

[Jared]

Yeah, you probably got it for 200.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And then my grandpa, he has. He'll go to, like, a swap meet or a flea market and just offer 25% of the listed price and not feel for a second that that's weird. So what are you doing?

[Miles]

How often does it Work for him.

[Tyler]

He. His thing. He's like, well, you gotta negotiate. So you start low. I'm like, well, yeah, you don't start that. Maybe 75% and meet at 85. He's like, I'll start at 25. We'll meet at 70.

[Miles]

Well, I remember as kids, we went to Mexico one time. We went to local shops. My parents are like, yeah, everything here says a price on it, but that's not what it is. And they teach you the art of the haggle.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You know?

[Jared]

Yeah. Especially if you guy.

[Miles]

If it's 20 pesos, show them you only got 10. Swipe out the 10 pesos. It's hard to pass up on that bill.

[Tyler]

It's right in front of them. Cash is king.

[Miles]

Even let them hold it a little bit.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

And if, like. If you only have like 50 of what something is. If you only have in cash 50 of what something is marked at. It's like, I only got. I only got this much, much cash. I guess I'm gonna have to maybe come back.

[Tyler]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Jared]

Yeah, that's. It's a great price. Yeah, you go right ahead.

[Tyler]

And I think it's a weird trait for this generation to have because they're ingrained in them to not talk about money yet when it comes to negotiating money, they're like, no shame whatsoever.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's kind of weird. I think it's like their desire to be cheap is stronger than their desire to not talk about money.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Miles]

They'd rather be overrides it every single time.

[Tyler]

Rather be cheap than polite.

[Miles]

Like, I wouldn't be surprised. My dad got the. The 20 steaks for 40 bucks for $35, which. We talk about that.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Miles]

Do we talk about, though, that we. We found like a thread of tiktoks of people basically being like, this is a scam. Like, all the people who got got because you sent me a video, and then I, like, did a deeper dive into it. And all the people who were high on the deal and thought it was great were the people that were like, I'm about to do this. I'm so excited that every person that had, like, it had been like a week after they did it, like, tried and stuff, were just pissed.

[Tyler]

Is this the same steak deal you're talking?

[Miles]

Well, so this is all. They have them all over the country. It's like, people are kind. I not. I don't know if I believe it or not, because you are delivering a product and stuff, basically being like, there's this. This is like. This is like the circus or like there's a reason why the circus is only in town for a week.

[Ryan]

Right.

[Miles]

Is because once people realize that they got got on stuff, then they're gonna come back and be mad at you. Well, then you just jump town. That's why you only see these steak places in a parking lot for like five days and then they move to the next spot because they know that people are going to come back and want to get. They're gonna want their money.

[Tyler]

Pretty sweet.

[Jared]

You can't eat 20 steaks in five days.

[Miles]

Correct. Yeah.

[Tyler]

I think from what I've been told, it only takes one bite to know you got over.

[Jared]

Yeah, that's true.

[Miles]

I don't even know if you gotta bite it. I think you just look at it. Wow, that's a cooked steak.

[Jared]

I. I was just gonna say, like, you. It'd be great. It's cheap dog food.

[Miles]

That's what we said in the pond. Hey, dad literally asked if Ryan wanted the steaks and he tried to get us to eat that.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Little, little 20 steaks for 40 bucks scam going on.

[Jared]

I wonder what kind of meat it is.

[Miles]

Like mutton or something.

[Tyler]

It's old horse that was put out to pasture.

[Miles]

I don't know.

[Jared]

Sticky, huh?

[Miles]

But, yeah, it was like when you view it, when you view the videos, you're like, oh, a lot of these people seem excited about it. It's always the people walking away from the stand all jacked, holding the box.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And then all people upset are just like, aftermath.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Don't do it. Jared, do you got any answering the door? I've seen like multiple tik toks about this, but I'm the same way. Somebody knocks on my door, I like kind of freak out a little bit.

[Miles]

Yeah. You're just like the. In my mind, it's like the audacity. Yeah. To ring my doorbell.

[Tyler]

It's not Halloween.

[Jared]

Yeah. Without calling me first or sending me a text to show up unannounced.

[Ryan]

I like, my parents was just beaging for the door. Like, no, you know, you got answer the door, obviously.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

They're completely right about that.

[Miles]

Or it's like we. We all have a ring doorbell. But you don't ring a ring doorbell.

[Jared]

No. God.

[Miles]

You walk up to it and stand and wave at the camera. You know, you don't ring the ring doorbell. That's crazy.

[Jared]

It's a good point, actually.

[Miles]

I mean, he like our age groups to the point. Even if you order doordash, you Tell them to just leave it at the door. You don't even go grab it for them. Even if it's negative 20 out and it were to sit out there for 30 seconds to get colder.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You're like, I, it's not worth risking looking this person.

[Ryan]

Watch that little dot go across your screen.

[Jared]

I will thaw out a thing of ramen that's been sitting on my door for 30 minutes. Instead of going to meet the guy, I'll thaw that sucker out.

[Miles]

Yeah, like what? That's like a. Kind of a funny video idea is like, what would it, what would it be like if a millennial meets a door to door salesman.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Does the door even get opened?

[Tyler]

Or do. Are we too, do we panic too much to tell them?

[Miles]

No, but then do we. Yeah, then it's like, and we have to buy.

[Tyler]

Buy the vacuum they're selling or whatever.

[Jared]

I, I told you guys about the. You guys ever heard of Southwest Advantage? The, the door to door book salesman?

[Miles]

Yeah. Yeah. You bought encyclopedias.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

What I, my parents did when I was really young. But there was Southwest Advantage salesman that came to our door at like 9pm one day this last summer. And I just, I, I told her, I said, hey, you know, my wife makes those decisions on education or whatever. So. And she wasn't home. I wasn't lying about that.

[Miles]

My wife makes decisions on education.

[Jared]

And, and she was totally fine with that. Ah, you know, that's when the wife is gonna go home. I was like, I don't actually don't know if she's coming.

[Miles]

She should have been like, she actually died last month.

[Jared]

Yeah. So.

[Miles]

Yeah, so now my kid's just gonna go. Uneducated.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we had, yeah, we had Mormons come to our house one time when I was home without my wife. And I was like, you know, actually, I'm, I'm good. But my wife could really use this lesson. She works from home on Tuesday, so you guys should come back then. And they did.

[Miles]

And did she get stuck?

[Tyler]

Yeah, she just told him she wasn't interested, but it was a great prank by me.

[Miles]

That is great.

[Jared]

Diabolical.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

What if they were murderers?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

They were wearing white collared shirts and ties, so they couldn't have been, I think.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. I always assume when my doorbell rings, either someone's trying to rake me over the coals to try to sell me some, or something bad happens.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You know, it doesn't even have to be a death. It could be like, hey, just let you know that your sewer Line's busted.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You're gonna have to dig it up.

[Miles]

Yeah. Construction next door. Like. Yeah. You're gonna have to just replace the whole system.

[Ryan]

Huge gas leak.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Neighborhood gas leak. Nobody's smoking outside.

[Tyler]

You have a gas leak in your house. Let us in. What are those duffel bags for?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So just. They're a wild generation.

[Ryan]

They're also better at taking blood thinner medications than we are.

[Tyler]

Yes, that's true.

[Miles]

Okay. Yeah, we could. We can play that game, Jerry.

[Tyler]

They're better at being geriatric.

[Ryan]

They're better. They're better at bitching about other generations.

[Miles]

Than we are there.

[Tyler]

I don't know. We've made a pretty good career off of on boomer dads, but they have.

[Ryan]

They've had more time to, though, though.

[Tyler]

That's true.

[Miles]

They do it more often, too. They're way better at us than getting caught up in Internet scams. Yeah, they're really good at that.

[Tyler]

And phone scams and door to door.

[Miles]

Scams and mail scams.

[Ryan]

The Michael Jordan that.

[Jared]

Yeah. And believing what they see on the Internet.

[Tyler]

They are way better at saving Nigerian princes than us, though.

[Miles]

That is true. There was a period there where no Nigerian prince went unsaved.

[Tyler]

Yes. Yes.

[Ryan]

Goated. Run.

[Miles]

They're also better at. Com. The volume of Facebook comments. They're really good at that. No millennial could hang with a boomer mom commenting on Facebook. No. But no millennial can hang with that.

[Jared]

But I thought without those comments. So I don't think we'd get the comment sections we have today because it seems like all the millennials just gang up on the boomers. What the are you talking?

[Miles]

Going into a comment section. And clearly a boomer had stated their opinion.

[Jared]

Oh, God, it's the best.

[Miles]

Great. But then you see right below it, it's like 430 replies.

[Tyler]

Here we go.

[Jared]

View all.

[Miles]

Yeah, the. The joker.

[Jared]

And here we go.

[Ryan]

Crack your knuckles for your head. Yeah.

[Miles]

Oh, shit. I need to take a piss before I get into this. Gonna take a piss, grab a snack and some. And some water and then I'll be ready to dive into these replies.

[Jared]

Yeah, you know what? I should actually brush my teeth too, just so I can fall asleep.

[Miles]

Read these. Yeah, it's what, 7pm I should do my night routine before I dive into these. It could take a while.

[Tyler]

By the time you come back, it's at 650 comments.

[Miles]

Damn it.

[Jared]

By the end, you just left a comment. Being. Just be like, I made it to.

[Tyler]

The end chanting to stay here for later.

[Miles]

This. This Is your. I made it to the bottom button.

[Tyler]

That ends up at the top.

[Ryan]

I just had another one. Penmanship is a big one.

[Miles]

I can't believe how good boomers are at writing stuff that no one can read and being considered really good handwriting. It's a mind because it's like their handwriting is impeccable, but no one can read it because it's in such fancy cursor.

[Ryan]

It's like ancient hieroglyphics.

[Miles]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jared]

It's calligraphy.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Basically.

[Miles]

It'S just. All it is is just loops over and over and over again and like. Like, I'll get a letter from my grandma and I'll be like, mom, can you translate?

[Jared]

And she can.

[Miles]

And she can.

[Jared]

Yeah, no problem. It's like if we. Like, if we wrote sentences, like, if we wrote every word, like, we would sign a check or sign, like, a document or something. That's every single word.

[Miles]

It's like. Like, boomers writing stuff is. Looks like this. Just fluid, nice motion, and then we're, like.

[Ryan]

Simplified.

[Miles]

That is true.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

They were so. They're so good at writing, but no one can read it.

[Ryan]

They take pride in it too.

[Jared]

Some of it's really good, though.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but what is good if you can't read it?

[Miles]

I mean.

[Jared]

Good point.

[Miles]

We. If you're in on getting tattoos of what people, like, wrote you, now's the time before the boomers die.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Because when our kids or they or our grandkids want, like, a handwritten thing they want to tattoo on their body, it's just gonna look like chicken scratch. It's gonna look. The tattoo's gonna look terrible.

[Tyler]

It's gonna be the. It's gonna be a crying face emoji text. Yeah.

[Miles]

And it's gonna have to say LOL or haha. Yeah.

[Jared]

I mean, they should have a font called, like, Times New Boomer, and it's literally like this. Just scribbly all over the place.

[Miles]

Times New Boom.

[Tyler]

Yeah. That's why Jared likes Comic Sans so much. That's how we write.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

That really is Boomer Sands.

[Miles]

If boomers are a fancy script font, we are Comic Sans. And as much as that hurts, it's probably true.

[Ryan]

Truth hurts.

[Jared]

That's good.

[Miles]

Oh, man. Like, our. You know, what are our. Our kids aren't even gonna learn how to write, are they? They're just gonna type.

[Tyler]

I mean, they will. They're already teaching them, but they're not doing cursive anymore.

[Jared]

Yeah, they don't teach cursive anymore, do they?

[Tyler]

No, not as far As I know, my kids aren't that far. They're not cursive level yet.

[Miles]

But like, the thing. What's dumb is cursive is the more efficient way to do it.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You just don't have to write anything anymore. So they teach you keyboarding class.

[Miles]

I know.

[Tyler]

Second grade.

[Miles]

Why. Why didn't we just. Why did we ever go away from cursive? I don't get it.

[Tyler]

Because of keyboards, you don't have to write, period. So why learn how to do the faster way of writing if you learn how to type before you learn cursive?

[Miles]

But what I'm saying is, why did we. Before computers even happen, why were we even doing print? Why don't we just stick with cursive? If it's the faster way to write.

[Tyler]

It'S harder to read. It's like newspapers. And if newspapers started printing in curses.

[Miles]

I see what you're saying.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Like the typing, like literal typing is what killed cursive.

[Jared]

Well, I think when teaching kids how to write too, you kind of have to start them out on just like, just regular script font.

[Tyler]

I went to Kindergarten Roundup, and the new thing they're. They're really hammered home is teaching kids to start from the top of the letter, then going down.

[Miles]

Why?

[Tyler]

I. They just said it's better. I don't know. I didn't ask questions.

[Miles]

That's how I write.

[Ryan]

I don't know. I don't think you just want to get mad about it.

[Miles]

That was a little bit of a boomer moment for me.

[Tyler]

Changing letters.

[Miles]

Yeah. Writing from the bottom up is crazy.

[Tyler]

It's just.

[Jared]

And incursive. You do write from the bottom up. You pretty much. You write from the bottom up because everything connects at the bottom.

[Tyler]

Yep. But I don't know. They just. They just made sure at Kindergarten Roundup that they took 10 minutes of the presentation to talk about that. I was like, all right, damn. Well, I'll make sure he starts at the top.

[Miles]

Yeah, it is. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I agree with that. Actually, I think they should have done a 30 minute presentation on that. I think that starting from the bottom up is like somehow you are. You're not as smart.

[Tyler]

I don't know. I think I want him to start from the bottom so he can work his way to the top. It's true in letters and life.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Why don't you just have your kids start at the top and follow finish.

[Tyler]

At the top and fall to the bottom like they're trying to teach. No way.

[Jared]

I think that's where the phrase from the top comes from. Is second grade writing.

[Ryan]

Or wrestling.

[Jared]

Or wrestling or Nicki Minaj.

[Miles]

I'll throw my hand up. I, I, I overreacted. Before I knew what was really going on. I, yeah.

[Jared]

Your kid one day and give it like six, seven year kids gonna be like, jesus, dad. Like, I don't have any control over what they're teaching me right now. What do you want me to do?

[Ryan]

You missed the last five pair of teacher covers.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

No, I'm gonna go to parent teacher conferences, I think. Do they have snacks there?

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think they have cookies. I have to bring one snack a month.

[Miles]

No.

[Tyler]

Oh, I thought you're talking about coffee.

[Miles]

And cookies for you. What the.

[Tyler]

They had shitloads of paperwork, though. Like, packets, like this much.

[Miles]

What do you mean? What for what?

[Tyler]

Kindergarten Roundup is what I had what I'm talking about.

[Miles]

What paperwork are you filling out for?

[Tyler]

I had to do like a early screening paperwork. I had to fill out a. Just their general registration paperwork. I had to fill out some stuff for the bus. Even though I was like, he's not gonna ride the bus. They're like, you still gotta fill it out. Like, okay. Then we had to fill out an ethnicity form that was 15 pages long. It was a lot of paperwork.

[Miles]

You just be like, don't you just got like a stamp that just says he's white?

[Tyler]

I literally had to go through every ethnicity and just check no. And at the end is like, is he white? And then I check yes.

[Jared]

It's like, what do you want me to do 23andMe before I fill this out? Or like, I, I'm 0.04% Native American.

[Tyler]

I just feel like if they just put the like right away is like, is he any sort of ethnicity other than white? Like, if. Yes, and then go to that page.

[Miles]

Right. In other parts of the country, I think that makes sense.

[Tyler]

In small town.

[Miles]

Small town, Minnesota, you could just have the. That right at the top. I don't know. That's just me.

[Jared]

Why isn't. I mean, kids learn. They, they go to school with tablets. Why don't they just give you a tablet to fill this up?

[Tyler]

That would have been really nice.

[Miles]

Yeah. There's the E sign.

[Tyler]

They talk. That was another thing in the presentation. There's an iPad class in kindergarten that teaches them how to use the iPad. Correct.

[Miles]

News flash, kindergarten. They all know how to work them already. Anyways. You ever seen a kid work an iPad? They know every nook and cranny of that thing.

[Jared]

I I haven't, actually. I'm being completely honest. I've kid.

[Ryan]

Oh.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's crazy. They just know what to do. I don't know how, but they do.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I, I, I'm kind of with Ryan. I've not seen mine. I've seen a couple.

[Miles]

Well, do you give an iPad to your kid?

[Tyler]

Not really.

[Miles]

Well, there we go. Yeah.

[Tyler]

So he's gonna be having.

[Miles]

You gotta be relying on nieces and nephews and friends as kids.

[Tyler]

Well, he's, he's gonna love iPad class in kindergarten, for sure.

[Miles]

You, you signed them up for that?

[Tyler]

No, it's a thing. They just teach it.

[Ryan]

Curriculum.

[Miles]

Them.

[Tyler]

It's part of the curriculum.

[Miles]

What are you gonna do about that, Ryan?

[Jared]

Homeschool.

[Miles]

Oh, no. What are you gonna do?

[Jared]

He's gonna be working outside from noon.

[Miles]

To 5, so what are you gonna do?

[Jared]

Noon to 5, working outside.

[Miles]

So what are you gonna do, Ryan? This is, this is kind of a legitimate question, kind of a joke, but mostly legitimate question. What are you gonna do when your kid has a substitute teacher and they roll in the cart with the TV on it? What are you gonna do?

[Jared]

I mean, my kid, like, he's gonna watch the movie. I'll sign the, I'll sign the slips. And yes, he can watch, you know, the Hangover too, or whatever. Would that be awesome?

[Tyler]

That's, that's first grade. They do Hangover one in K. So.

[Miles]

You'Re, you're okay with that?

[Jared]

Yeah, I mean, yeah, I, I really have no control over it, so. And I think it's fine for them to watch TV every once in a while, and it's a. When it's a daily occurrence and they don't even want to, like, you ask them to do something. They don't even look at you. It's like, okay, we're taking this.

[Miles]

No, I'm on board with that.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I just. Yeah. Just curious because I know.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Pretty. You're.

[Jared]

You guys think I'm strict about it. Yeah, I mean, from, from birth until, like, let's say, two to three years old. It's just like, kids don't. They just don't need an iPad in their face, you know, just. How about you put your phone down?

[Miles]

I'm, I'm on board with you.

[Jared]

No, I know.

[Miles]

I just, you know, Mike, you know, and Ann and I are running late for something. It's nice to just sit him down, throw on Ms. Rachel for 20 minutes, and then he doesn't cry.

[Tyler]

Mom, I've never, I've never, I don't.

[Jared]

Even know what Ms. Rachel's voice sounds like, to be honest.

[Tyler]

Like that. I was doing a perfect impression there. She's got. And like, he watches that voice.

[Jared]

He watches that at daycare.

[Miles]

Oh, so give him an iPad then.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

All right.

[Miles]

Speaking of being a dad, I. Our next segment falls very good into this. What we're talking about here falls very good into this. Wait, what's going on with my speech today?

[Jared]

I don't know.

[Miles]

Still coming down after the PCAs.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

No, you were still hungover from the Prosecco. Next segment is what's a great example of around and find out. And I thought that being a dad, you're constantly reminded by your kid that life's all about around and finding out. Yeah, it's a great example. You know, that's their entire life early on is all about around and finding.

[Jared]

Out, because they don't. They don't. They haven't found anything out yet.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah.

[Jared]

The only way to do a lot.

[Miles]

Of around and not a lot of.

[Jared]

Finding out around multiple times before they actually find out.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's like, hey, what happens if I just throw this on the floor? What happens if I tip this over? You know, if I cry, do I get attention? Let's see.

[Tyler]

Let's around and find out. Yeah.

[Miles]

And it turns out that one they do. They're like, yes. Yeah, I do get attention if I cry. And it is awesome.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

But if I cry too much and if I fake cry, I'll around with that and find out if they come and help me.

[Miles]

My. My current kids around and find out is he's. He's got a walker that he scoots around in, just going full bore right into my toes. It's like, will this hurt my bottom? And it's like kind of a little, you know, like, plastic can be like, come to a point kind of. And it's always just jamming me in the feed.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So it's like. But it's kind of nice, though. It's like, gotta keep my head on a swivel in the kitchen now. You know, just when you think you're just relaxing, you just gotta stay hard. Like Ryan.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Gotta make sure you're not waking up early. And he's out there and got up early. Put him in the walker. Groggy.

[Miles]

In some scenarios, I have to just jump up and press my feet against the island and the cabinets so he can go underneath me, because that's my only route out of getting my feet jammed.

[Ryan]

What do you think of wearing slippers? In the house.

[Miles]

I'm. I'm for it.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

I actually wear my shoes a lot in the house.

[Tyler]

I'm a big slipper guy. I got slippers for Christmas.

[Miles]

Like this might be a serial killer traitor me, but I'll come into the house and I'll wear my shoes like for like an hour and a half in the house without taking them off.

[Tyler]

That's weird.

[Miles]

Just eat.

[Jared]

That's insane.

[Miles]

Eat dinner with my shoes on.

[Tyler]

That's real weird.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but it's all hardwood, right? You're not walking.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah. Lvp so. Luxury vinyl Plank Joe. Yeah, yeah, sorry.

[Jared]

Yeah, I think that's what I got. My kid, he. I got a Roomba now. My kid jumped on the Roomba the other day and was like scooting around. Then he. And then he, he fell back, hit his head on the floor. And I would hope he found out something about not jumping on the Roomba.

[Tyler]

He'll be back on. He'll be back hours. His leg held up good, dude.

[Jared]

I. The other day he tried climbing on the roof and jumping off the roof of the house. No, I'm kidding. Oh yeah.

[Tyler]

How the did he get up there?

[Jared]

He's jumping off everything.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Jared]

I mean he's. He is putting that leg to the. He's. He's around seeing that leg's okay.

[Tyler]

He's trying to find out how strong it is.

[Jared]

Doing pretty good.

[Miles]

Well, sue, the problem is is they do find out immediately, but then they have to around to see if that was a one off occurrence or not. Right. Okay. Was that a fluke that I fell off the Roomba or should I jump on it again? And I think that's. Kids are a great example of around find out. It's. They are the purest form of that and we just lose it as we get older.

[Tyler]

They're just constantly around.

[Miles]

Well, we just like we get told no so many times that it's just like they beat the around out of us. You.

[Jared]

And like as adults, we don't like there's not a ton left. There's not a ton more finding out to do, which is kind of like. I don't know, it kind of sucks.

[Miles]

I would disagree.

[Ryan]

I think, I think we don't know yet.

[Miles]

I think a lot of people should be doing more finding out around and finding out.

[Tyler]

I don't know. I'm just, I'm so anti around. I hung a swing from a tree branch yesterday and I ratchet strapped the ladder to the tree. I was too afraid to around with the ladder. I didn't want to find out at all. So I just took the around out of it.

[Miles]

I mean, I mean, I think it was just approved. I think we also just call that you being a giant.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I was just too afraid to around. Same thing.

[Jared]

Yeah. But the. The moment you're on your back, not able to move.

[Miles]

So I would venture to say that you around in other scenarios that led you to find out that you should ratchet strap.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Or other people around in that scenario. Scenario. And I use their finding out.

[Miles]

That is the one nice thing about the Internet is you can let a lot of other people around for you. So you can just find out secondhand.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That is proxy. Yeah, it's nice. That's actually a great, like group chat feed of you. Everyone just sending videos of people around and finding out. Me, I guess that kind of is.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Every group chat.

[Tyler]

I guess it's on Instagram. It's called Epic fails.

[Jared]

That's a good one. Good one.

[Miles]

What's another great example of effing around and finding out?

[Tyler]

Teasing your wife because there's a line and I around and found it several times.

[Jared]

We talking verbally or physically teasing her physically.

[Tyler]

I think that's. That's subject for not the podcast.

[Miles]

Well, I mean, like, yeah, we doc. Are you talking foreplay or what?

[Jared]

Yeah. That type of teasing.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I mean, there's no other physical teasing. I'm talking. I'm talking verbal. I'm talking verbal. You can only needle so far until you step over the line. Then she's just pissed. Then you got to deal with that the whole night. Maybe every once in a while you really cheat. She'll verbal. She'll verbally abuse you back. It was a joke. It's like, okay, I was kidding. I mean, I know it was an extremely personal thing for me to say, but I was kidding.

[Miles]

Yeah, I. I feel like I'm pretty good at around and not having to find out. Meaning, like, I know where the line is. Maybe there was a time where I figured out. I found out.

[Tyler]

So the problem for me is like, I'll come home and I don't know what kind of day she had. And then I'll around and find out immediately what kind of day.

[Miles]

Why don't you just add in like, hey, honey, how was your day?

[Tyler]

Because.

[Miles]

And that's you minorly around to find out if you can truly around and.

[Tyler]

Find out because I'm not living in a 90s sitcom. I'm not coming up. Hello, dear. How was your day?

[Miles]

So what Are you coming home and doing.

[Tyler]

I'll. I'll say, what's up? How are you doing?

[Miles]

That's it.

[Tyler]

Or I'll be like, how are you today? Did you fucking break any pots?

[Miles]

Okay, well, there you go.

[Tyler]

I like giving my wife shit. It's our love language.

[Jared]

Cleaning dishes today.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I see the dishes are still dirty. What the fuck? You've been up to.

[Ryan]

A little strong.

[Tyler]

Yeah, well, I found that out. I was around.

[Jared]

Hell yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, I like that. I'm gonna be honest, Tyler, I don't. If you'd have just ran that by us, you wouldn't had to around and find out. We could have probably just led you in the right direction on the brakes a little.

[Tyler]

I found that one out a long time ago. I hit one of the. Becca and I had just moved in together and I hit her with. Hey. Hey. Do you know why women's feet are. Are smaller than men's? She's like, no, why? So they can stand closer to the sink.

[Miles]

Oh my God.

[Tyler]

She didn't love that joke at all. She's actively washing dishes when I did it.

[Miles]

How you were able to get laid three times is beyond me.

[Tyler]

My wit and charm. I've around found out.

[Miles]

What else do you got? You got. What else have you been around?

[Tyler]

I mean, with the. The whole dad thing, you.

[Miles]

No, no, no. We want to know more bad things you said to your wife.

[Tyler]

Oh, no. I tease her about her knees. She's got bad knees and they make these weird clicking noises and I was like giving her for it. And then she took one the wrong way. I was like, you gotta like circle.

[Miles]

Her knee went the wrong way?

[Tyler]

No, she took a joke, a comment way. I was like, you gotta start going for walks. And she took it as a you're a you're fat comment. And I meant it. You gotta get your knees healthy comment. And that didn't go well.

[Jared]

Yeah, it was just. It was just the way you presented it because she.

[Tyler]

She got up from the couch and her knees clicked and I'm like, you gotta start going for socks.

[Jared]

She's only lifter though. She's an Olympic lefter.

[Tyler]

Yeah, bad knees. So there's that one that was very recent. That was like two days ago.

[Ryan]

Really, just to be a communicator.

[Tyler]

She's like, what's that supposed to mean? And I'm like, your knees click. And then that was what I really meant. But at this point, I'm feeling guilty and I'm acting guilty because I know what she thinks I meant. And it was just a show.

[Jared]

Yeah. The hole's already dug.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And I was like, I'm just gonna shut the up and let you cool off because I. If I say anything, it's gonna get worse.

[Miles]

Yeah. I feel like my wife's got pretty thick skin.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, that's good. Cherish it.

[Jared]

My wife gotta present. You gotta present that. You can't be like, hey, you have thick skin. What do you call me?

[Tyler]

Fat. What do you mean by that?

[Jared]

You know, it's all about guys. We gotta present stuff the correct way.

[Tyler]

Do you think I'm not emotional enough?

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

No. I don't want to make it sound like she's super sensitive, but I. It's more me just pushing too much. I push a lot.

[Jared]

I mean, I do that with you guys quite a bit.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And I'll snap sometimes.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Right, right. And there, there, there's the finding.

[Miles]

But also, like, you guys, we've all snapped on this podcast at some point.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And although we may feel a little guilty about snapping on this podcast, it does feel good once in a while to just do a clean break and just snap completely.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

The thing about.

[Miles]

So honestly, we're doing our wives a favor by giving them that em release of being able to snap on us.

[Tyler]

I'm using that. That's good.

[Miles]

Which they're just gonna go through life just like hunky dory.

[Tyler]

Well, I would rather have you take it out on me than an unsuspecting stranger that commented about you. That's true.

[Miles]

I'd hate for you to be standing in the Enterprise rental car line and lose your. On the person working the desk. Because I've been there.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Because I've been there. And it's no. It's no bueno, as they would say, speaking community.

[Jared]

The thing about snapping on this podcast though, is you. Is like, it's supposed to feel good, but it doesn't because then you'll. You'll never hear the end of it.

[Tyler]

And it exists on the Internet forever.

[Jared]

The grilling bit will never die.

[Tyler]

I know.

[Jared]

And like, it would have felt good in that moment had it not come up.

[Tyler]

If we had. If we did that same. Except it was just in some one of our garages. Drinking it have been therapeutic as.

[Jared]

Yeah. Like your wife snaps on you and you never talk about it again.

[Miles]

Friends would have been like, yeah, man, maybe you're right.

[Tyler]

No. Off.

[Miles]

No.

[Tyler]

Bring my friends into this.

[Miles]

No.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

What the.

[Miles]

What I meant was, is like, we all have friends that when you're just in the garage and vibes are good. They don't want to. They don't want to start the argument that we started.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

You meant and friends. Like, friends you'll.

[Miles]

With like. I actually did it. I actually didn't mean it as you have friends. I mean. Yeah, that like, everyone's got friends. That.

[Tyler]

He's living the knee moment right now.

[Jared]

You do have to try and talk your way out of the hole. I do it all the time.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

But then there's. There's a. There's a limit of around talking yourself out of the hole until you find out you just gotta stop.

[Jared]

Yeah, I know.

[Miles]

You're just. Then you're now just in gaslighting territory, you know? Yep.

[Ryan]

I was talking to Ryan Utah.

[Miles]

Well, the reason why I said you have friends because Ryan was talking about how your friends are.

[Ryan]

Here we go.

[Miles]

And then Jared chimed in, so I figured this is a safe space.

[Tyler]

No.

[Miles]

No, I apologize to your friends. I didn't mean them that they're. But what I meant was, is like, when you're in that scenario, people are less apt to get into argument like we do on this podcast. And so they're just going to be like that. You would have gone away from that being like. Yeah, everyone thinks grilling's kind of dumb. Yeah. It's just. That's just not how you should feel ever.

[Tyler]

I can't say on this podcast what my friends would have called me if I said that.

[Miles]

They would have been on our side.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Did they give you after that went down on the Internet?

[Tyler]

A little bit. They don't watch the podcast. No.

[Miles]

So I can call them.

[Tyler]

It'd be weird. Don't you think it'd be weird to watch a podcast of your friend?

[Miles]

Yeah. So it would be like you listening to your friend talk to his other group of friends.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Miles]

And just being like, on the. Yeah, you're right.

[Ryan]

Because you don't listen to Charlie's podcast.

[Tyler]

No, it'd be weird. Like, I can't listen to us. Like, I'll go back and listen to special episodes like the PCAs or like road trippers, stuff like that I'll go back and listen to. But I can't just listen to a regular episode of us even. It's like, I. I was there.

[Miles]

Yeah, well, it's different when you're on it, but yeah. Yeah. Well, anyone else got any great examples of around find out.

[Jared]

Yeah, I mean, it's tough to beat that conversation.

[Tyler]

Jared around with how long you can have a fish without feeding it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

How long?

[Ryan]

Week.

[Jared]

Yeah, it's about like.

[Ryan]

I didn't feed it. I think another one is. We haven't really talked about this is you have a furnace, you don't change the filters.

[Tyler]

You're gonna find out.

[Jared]

You find out how cold it can actually get in inside.

[Miles]

Yeah, Yeah. I think that that is kind of filed underneath the category of an unintentional around and find out.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You know, I imagine there's a lot of people out there that just don't even think about the fact that they would have to change the filter on their rooftop commercial furnace unit, you know?

[Jared]

Correct.

[Miles]

I'm sure there's a ton of people out there, but it. But they are around with that and their air and their H vac system and then they find out, so. Yeah, I totally get that.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I wasn't saying you. I was just saying.

[Miles]

No, I. I didn't take it as me. Why? And see, that's how you like, don't take things personally on this podcast, what I just did.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, I was. I was defending my friends. I didn't take it personally.

[Jared]

Good friend.

[Miles]

Actually, you also clip this and show it to your wife too. Give her a kind of a master class on how to not take things personal.

[Tyler]

I already. I'm done.

[Jared]

The chicken. The chicken deal.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Jared around by putting that clip out and he found out. That made you really mad.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that was different. Producer runs downhill. Trade me.

[Miles]

Yeah, but Jared should have caught it before it.

[Tyler]

He should have.

[Ryan]

Don't you dare post this.

[Tyler]

I believe you. I believe you said that.

[Jared]

Another situation of around finding out. This one's kind of specific, but. But driving down a minimum maintenance road in like the winter or the spring.

[Ryan]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

I have one just. Just right down from my house and I was gonna. I was gonna take it to work the other day, just so, you know, kind of feel. And I probably. I mean, it's like, it's a. It's a section. It's a section long, so a mile long. I probably got a hundred yards into that and I just backed all the way out. Backed all the way. I said, there's no. There's will be no more around here because I do not want to find out what it's going to take for me. Truck on.

[Ryan]

You're like, the. Maintenance is minimum on this.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You're like, what the. Why don't they plow this? Like, I know that they're not going to come fix the potholes, but yeah.

[Jared]

Like, like minimum maintenance is still. There's still maintenance on it.

[Miles]

Why does it just say no maintenance?

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

Like what time of year maintenance going.

[Jared]

Down, Minimum maintenance run that I don't know what I'm about to encounter. It's like it's the only time I drive 10. 2. Yeah, 10 and 2. White knuckle with my face over top the steering wheel and I feel like.

[Ryan]

20 of the time it pays off.

[Jared]

Yeah. It's like.

[Miles]

Were you with me and Charlie that one time when we went to go at the bar for bellied up and we like turned down a minimum. Minimum maintenance road and we actually like took it the whole way and it was just like bouncing. It was like the truck was on hydraulics.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

And it's different. Like it seems like when you. When you're out hunting, when you have hunting clothes on, no problem.

[Tyler]

The bounciness of the road doesn't matter.

[Jared]

Your truck, it doesn't matter what's happening to your truck. But when you're just in street clothes like you can't be.

[Miles]

You can't be risking minimum maintenance rows and street clothes.

[Jared]

No. God.

[Miles]

You gotta either be in workwear or hunting gear.

[Jared]

Correct, Correct.

[Tyler]

Do you guys remember what would. The northern light lights. We could see those this last summer. So I left my house at like one in the morning to go find a spot on the minimum maintenance roads where I could get away from the light pollution and see the northern lights. And it was when my leg was fucking broken. So I was baja ing in the middle of the night on these minimum maintenance roads, driving with my left foot and my right foot in the fucking boot just bouncing up and down and it hurt like a.

[Miles]

You just don't love the northern lights.

[Tyler]

I never. I had never seen seen him. I wanted to see.

[Jared]

I've never seen him either.

[Miles]

What?

[Ryan]

I haven't either.

[Miles]

I've seen tons of times.

[Jared]

I've never seen him.

[Miles]

You can see him from in Fargo.

[Tyler]

We're not talking about the strip club.

[Miles]

No, last summer. Whatever. We. Whenever they were. Last route you could see them from Fargo.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Not in town though. I tried to see him in town. Too much light pollution.

[Jared]

Yeah, the trees are too high for me too. I like through my old back. I couldn't see anything.

[Miles]

I live in a neighborhood without trees, so.

[Tyler]

You should have. If you'd have drove like. Like a mile south of your house, you just. They were way different. They were super cool.

[Miles]

Yeah, I can just google it.

[Tyler]

That's not the same, you know, it's.

[Miles]

Energy Yeah, I guess. On a broken leg, rolling down a minimum maintenance row at 1am for the Northern Lights. It's kind of where I'm like, yeah, I think I, I'll just.

[Tyler]

If I had seen them before, I absolutely would not have done that. And then was it worth it?

[Miles]

Good.

[Tyler]

I, I thought in the moment, yeah. In hindsight, no. Because then I ended up seeing them again. Opening morning of rifle season this year. So I saw him twice in one year. If I'd have known that was coming. Absolutely wouldn't have done.

[Ryan]

I feel like it happens like twice a year already.

[Miles]

It happens. Yeah.

[Tyler]

I just miss it, apparently.

[Miles]

Well, that's a great life lesson, Tyler. Don't blink.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I did it. I took advantage.

[Miles]

Just like that. You're 27 years old and you miss another Northern Lights.

[Tyler]

I'm 30.

[Miles]

Don't blink. You're 30?

[Tyler]

Yeah. We're the same age for like half the year.

[Miles]

No, I'm 31. About to be 32.

[Ryan]

Okay, so we probably only have like 150 Northern Lights left in our life twice a year.

[Miles]

So you think I'm dying at 82? Yeah, that adds up. You know, I'd take that.

[Ryan]

I'll call my shot right now. You're gonna die at 82.

[Jared]

It's a full life.

[Miles]

Yeah, we should do that.

[Ryan]

That.

[Miles]

Let's all pick when we think each.

[Jared]

Other are gonna die for like pre hospice too.

[Ryan]

I think Ryan, I think he'll die at 88. You seem like an 88 guy.

[Miles]

I don't know, dude. His high level of nicotine and caffeine consumption, it's gonna be hard on your heart later.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but he is going. If he continues to go the next 88 years hard, his heart will be in really good shape.

[Jared]

True. You, you guys are still stuck in my old caffeine way. I, I, I drink like I drink no more than 250 milligrams of caffeine a day.

[Miles]

Still a lot.

[Ryan]

That's a lot.

[Jared]

I mean I haven't had a five year fiber energy deal on the pcas. I haven't had fiber energy in like three or four years.

[Miles]

Except for on Friday.

[Jared]

I didn't have one on Friday.

[Miles]

Oh, didn't you say you have one in the pca? Didn't you just say that?

[Jared]

No, I haven't, I haven't had one.

[Tyler]

In response to your comment from the PCA's opening address.

[Miles]

I mean you saying you only had 250mg a day now as a downgrade, just further my point. About how much caffeine you consume.

[Jared]

I mean, that's. Damn. It's just one energy drink.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Energy drinks are good for you, though.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's really bad for you.

[Jared]

We all drink them.

[Ryan]

I don't.

[Tyler]

I do.

[Jared]

Thank you.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I'm not saying I consume the healthiest things.

[Miles]

Do we need to rewind and show how not to take something personal that I did when Jared made a joke?

[Jared]

Well, no, I just had to clear the caffeine consumption thing up because, like, I used to drink, like, 600 milligrams of caffeine a day.

[Miles]

That is.

[Tyler]

Jesus.

[Jared]

Just so crazy. I mean, but, like, the guys on the construction.

[Miles]

I'd be sitting here, and you would just see my. My heart beating in my chest if I had 600 milligrams. Like a cartoon.

[Jared]

Like, guys on construction crew is two monsters. A day is not out of the question.

[Tyler]

They're all gonna die when they're 55.

[Miles]

It's like no one's. No one's viewing construction workers as, like a. Like a temple of health. Yeah. I didn't say you're not gonna live long. I just said 88.

[Jared]

Give me 87, then just take a year.

[Ryan]

Why don't you, like 88? 88's good.

[Jared]

Well, no, I'm saying because of the caffeine, because of the 2,000 milligrams a day. Okay, give me 87.

[Tyler]

I'm stiff at 100 bills.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I could see that.

[Miles]

I think Tyler will live the longest because he's gonna reach a point where he's gonna basically just beg the world to die. He's gonna be sick of it.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

He's gonna be done. And then those are the people that make it the longest.

[Jared]

Yeah. So in turn, you're gonna live longer.

[Tyler]

They're gonna interview. Like, is there anything you wish you'd have done differently in your 100 years? And, like, I wish I would have talked to less people.

[Jared]

I wish.

[Miles]

No, you'd be like, I wish I would have died 20 years ago.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I'll have 175 great grandkids at that point.

[Ryan]

Oh, man.

[Miles]

I think I'll make it to 80. I think with just technology and our ability to heal is in your 80s, you might not have quality of life because you're like, you know, you got all the ailments and stuff, but they'll. They can keep you alive for a long time. Like, no.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So I feel like we all got a pretty good shot at making it to 80.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

God willing, we'll see. They do say one in four people die before they turn 50, but do they? No. I don't know. I just made that up. Thought I'd make the room feel a little uneasy after I said that.

[Ryan]

Was it gonna.

[Jared]

Not me.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Ryan, this is also how we help our friends out. We bully you enough to where you're like, fine, I'll just have a cup of coffee every day.

[Jared]

Yeah. But I was like, hey, like, you're. You're getting fat. You have to start exercising. I didn't, I. We didn't bully you into starting exercise.

[Miles]

The Internet is already doing it for me.

[Jared]

Like, they're not personal friends.

[Tyler]

If, if, if he wasn't my boss and we were just friends outside of work, I absolutely would have.

[Jared]

Why?

[Tyler]

I'd have bullied him into working out.

[Jared]

Why? Just cuz he's your boss. You're. You're looking out for him.

[Tyler]

There's a professional courtesy here. I can't be like, hey, buddy, you're fat. Go lift weights.

[Miles]

I can't see your ears.

[Jared]

Why not, though?

[Tyler]

Because that's you. There's a line you don't cross. You don't say that to your. I could say it.

[Jared]

I mean, let's just say he was like, addicted to heroin. You'd be a professional courtesy. I'm not going to tell you to get help or anything, so you just keep.

[Tyler]

No, no, no, you're sticking. You're confusing what I'm saying. I didn't.

[Jared]

I'm not.

[Tyler]

I said I wouldn't bully him. I could talk to him and tell him. Be like, hey, it looks like maybe you're getting a little unhealthy.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I can't bully my boss into it.

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm following him.

[Miles]

I mean, you could have done it in subtle ways. Could have been like, hey, you wanted me to get you the, the new merch printed up, so here's your 5XL shirt. You know, like, you could have done that. You chose not to.

[Jared]

That would have been a good bit, actually. 5xls are not cheap, though. That's the thing where we were running tight budget around here.

[Ryan]

It's like three xls is sewed together.

[Jared]

Yeah. Well, it's like you take the price of an XL and times by five, I suppose.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

You know, more fabric. Yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, you guys may not have bullied me, but the Internet did. And honestly, you know, most people go like, wow, the Internet bullying is bad. In my case, I think it was probably what I needed at the time.

[Tyler]

One of the rare success stories from cyberbullying.

[Miles]

Yeah, I think.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Coming out the other end. Thank you for calling me on my. You know, because anytime someone gets mad about something on the Internet, it's usually because you feel that there's truth behind it. That's what makes you the most mad. So.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Do you think you'll ever let yourself go again?

[Miles]

Probably. No. I will just fluctuate. I don't think I'll ever get as large as I was, but there's gonna be something that happens, and I just don't care about it as much. And then, you know, you gain 10, 15 pounds. I hope I don't gain 60 pounds again. That would be bad. Yeah.

[Jared]

It's like. Yeah, you enter in a raffle and you win free Culver's for life or something.

[Miles]

I guess. Here we live to be 83 and, like, eat carrots and. Or live to be 50 and eat Culver's every day.

[Tyler]

Just take the Culver's bat and just work out extra hard.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

And no caffeine.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

And no heroin.

[Tyler]

Hey, let's kill heroin.

[Ryan]

Let's just.

[Tyler]

Let's just.

[Jared]

Oh, you get the munchies on heroin.

[Tyler]

Just the most counterintuitive thing. How. How are you?

[Ryan]

Wow.

[Jared]

It looks like you've been saving a lot of lives donating plasma lately, I see. Good on you.

[Miles]

Oh, no, trust me. There's a point you reach. You can't donate plasma, fatness wise.

[Ryan]

Really can't find the vein.

[Miles]

Well, there's that. There's also, like, a blood pressure situation, I think.

[Jared]

Yeah. I was making too much money there. They just made something up and said, I can't come back.

[Miles]

No, they were like, you literally have so many legal drugs in you right now that we just can't even use it. It's so tainted.

[Ryan]

It's like at a casino where they kick out a player for playing too well.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Too much money.

[Miles]

You're.

[Jared]

You've gotta get out of here. You're banned from this.

[Miles]

Okay. You have so much blood flow that you're in and out of here in 15 minutes, where it normally takes everyone an hour, and we can't have that. Well, and it's setting a precedent for the other people.

[Jared]

Yeah, I was at the 670ml, too. So I was just under the weight. It was like 670 and like. Oh, dude, I was doing 880.

[Miles]

880.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

670.

[Jared]

Yeah. Because I was on the threshold. The threshold is like 180. I was right below it.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I. I would. In. During wrestling season, I was the. What was it, 7, 670? And then. Yeah, out of wrestling season, I was 880.

[Jared]

Yep, yep.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, so in reality, I was saving more lives.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

So that's true. That is very true.

[Miles]

Why? Do you ever hear any success stories with the Pl? Like, I'd love to know. I'd like to see some testimonials of the people that I helped save.

[Tyler]

They're not saving anyone. They're cloning us, building their armies.

[Miles]

I don't know what to do with that.

[Tyler]

Whatever you want. Do with it what you will.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Should we take a break? We have now our first ever beer. Draft beer.

[Ryan]

Draft.

[Jared]

Draft beer. We're gonna draft beer.

[Ryan]

I didn't put that together.

[Miles]

You didn't? I thought that was the whole thing.

[Tyler]

Me too.

[Jared]

We're gonna drought beer.

[Miles]

I thought that was the whole bit. Is that beer is on draft.

[Ryan]

I didn't.

[Miles]

So we're gonna do a beer draft.

[Ryan]

My apologies.

[Miles]

Okay, well, an accidental fun joke by Jared.

[Ryan]

Yeah, those are the best jokes.

[Miles]

So the rules of the draft are is you get to pick a beer, and then we've.

[Jared]

What, becomes part of the team.

[Tyler]

I think we'll let the patience.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'll do a poll on Patreon.

[Miles]

Okay. Yeah, there we go. Patrons get to pull. Who's got the best. Well, that might. If I'm pandering to the.

[Ryan]

All right, we'll do a Spotify poll too. How's that?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna draft my own personal preference, and I'm not gonna let pandering affect mine.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

So that being said, how many rounds? My first. My first pick will be any beer that I can have with a podcast listener.

[Jared]

Holy.

[Tyler]

Oh, my.

[Miles]

And then I'll just.

[Tyler]

I'll.

[Miles]

I'll. I'll just jump. I'll just get mine out of the way. The second beer I'd like to draft is a beer with any patron.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

The third beer I love having is anyone we work with on brand deals, you know, and. Yeah, I mean, that's it.

[Tyler]

Family and friends.

[Miles]

Well, I don't have a lot of family members that are patrons, so they.

[Ryan]

Got a lot of friends, the patron and family.

[Miles]

So, yeah, I think that's about it for me. So I got my draft done.

[Tyler]

All right, who's next?

[Miles]

Okay, so, yeah, so then I have beer with donkey Dong. That would be another one that I pick. It just started naming Danny back is. What was it? A dairy queef Miles Mistress and Dixie Normous. Those are. I would like to have beers with all those.

[Ryan]

But find out miles of this.

[Miles]

That's just my personal thing. Like I said, I wanted to leave pandering out of this.

[Jared]

More of an old fashioned guy with the mistress.

[Miles]

Yeah, I guess we watch a lot of Mad Men. All right, so in reality, the first ever. You bet your radio. Beer. Draft.

[Tyler]

Beer.

[Miles]

Draft Beer. Beer. Draft beer. So with the first pick in the beer draft, I would like to select a beer in a small town bar out of a bottle. It's got to be out of a bottle. It's that certain type of fancy that just goes down so good.

[Ryan]

Okay. It's a pretty good one on one. I didn't think of that.

[Miles]

What's up?

[Ryan]

That's a pretty good one.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's like I was thinking first pick of the draft. It's like the one that I would take above all the rest. That would be the one.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah. It's like smoking weed out of a pop can is. No, it doesn't compare to smoking out of a glass bong.

[Ryan]

We wouldn't know.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's what you're saying.

[Jared]

I mean, I, I would just. You guys can take my college buddies advice. You can just take it, take it as truth.

[Miles]

They just texted you that, right?

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

Just repeating what they just texted.

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah, Yep.

[Miles]

So that's the first Ryan pick number.

[Jared]

Two, I'd say probably say that post AA meeting beer. I mean, after sitting in a circle for an hour, just imagine when that you're just dumping.

[Miles]

People are dumping their problem.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Imagine what that crispness tastes like when it hits your lips.

[Tyler]

I, it, I, I got after my third minor, they're like, hey, we'll give you a less of a fine if you go to an AA meeting. And I had turned 20, I turned 21 since the, the court date to my AA meeting and we went and got beers after and it was great, wasn't it? They were great. Yeah, they were great.

[Jared]

It was saying there's just something about, you know, there's something about sitting in a circle, wanting to drink, like, you know, out. You're playing beer darts in a circle. You're sitting around a campfire in a circle.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

You're at an AA meeting in a circle.

[Tyler]

You should have just taken beers in a circle off the board.

[Jared]

Well, I mean, that's, I think that ties into it.

[Miles]

Oh, so that's. Yeah. So that's really what he drafted.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

So drinking beers in a circle, I like that.

[Ryan]

That's a great pick.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it is.

[Jared]

Yeah. Actually is a fire pick around a fire pick actually.

[Miles]

Tyler, what's number three?

[Tyler]

Number three, My first round pick is Deer Camp beers. They can be cold, they can be warm. They just have to be at Deer Camp.

[Miles]

Yeah. Like I feel like this first round we just gotta get other than Ryan's AA beer, no circle beers. We gotta get all the basic ones and you have to draft first because they're the best.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

But then.

[Tyler]

Yeah, the, the roster's made in the later rounds. Like these are obvious off the board. True. Ryan's was Michael Penic's eight overall. That was a surprise.

[Jared]

But circle beer, imagine what are the other things you can do in a circle.

[Ryan]

Hey, there we go.

[Tyler]

Don't be a jerk.

[Miles]

Seriously?

[Jared]

Yeah. Deer stand beers are taste.

[Miles]

Jared, what do you got?

[Ryan]

First beer. After traveling all day beer.

[Miles]

A long road trip, post road trip beer.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Like you're at your destination. That first beer.

[Miles]

Does that count as a hotel beer? Because I had that on my list but if it's taken off the board, it's taken off the board. Yeah. Actually had a hotel beer with my brother in law this weekend and I got back to Roma and I said. And that was the best.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

Because it's like when you're at a hotel bar, you're like, you're just like wearing your tennis shoes and sweatpants and a sweatshirt and you just, you know you're never going to see anyone in the bar again. You're just chilling, hanging out and blackout quick. It's just the best.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

You only had. You did. You just had one beer.

[Miles]

No.

[Jared]

Okay. I was going to say you in that situation, it'd be hard to pull you out of there.

[Miles]

Yeah. Know. But yeah, hotel beer. Maybe a ground round. Be swinging there when you get some popcorn.

[Ryan]

Get a steak bomb. I still remember the medie a little bit.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

I was going to say. You work there? I've never been.

[Ryan]

Get the Texas Tangler salad.

[Miles]

Texas Tangler.

[Ryan]

I think that's what it was called.

[Jared]

Get the old Tennessee Tickler.

[Ryan]

And my other one would be funeral beer.

[Tyler]

Nice.

[Ryan]

Federal beers are extremely.

[Jared]

What kind of beer?

[Miles]

They're great, but for a different reason than post road trip beer.

[Tyler]

Which funeral beer specifically? The one you're drinking or the one you're pouring out for said dead person?

[Ryan]

One I'm drinking for sure.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Cuz they're not going to be able to taste that.

[Tyler]

Well, they might. We don't know that's true.

[Ryan]

But yeah, I think it's better than a wedding beer.

[Tyler]

You. Jared. That was my pick. Next.

[Miles]

You still can pick it.

[Tyler]

But he just. He's already. He preemptively talked. My pick.

[Miles]

This is the classic analytics guy that doesn't.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Talks down to all the other picks they get. So you're fine.

[Ryan]

I want Igu Dolla.

[Miles]

You should take that one off the board, Tyler.

[Tyler]

I'm going because that was.

[Miles]

Oh, that was on my list, too.

[Tyler]

Wedding beers is my pick. Second round, I'm taking wedding beers beers, especially when they're free.

[Miles]

What about at your own wedding?

[Tyler]

I had plenty of wedding beers.

[Miles]

I know, but is it better at your own wedding or at someone else's?

[Tyler]

No, someone else's. Because at my own wedding, I had to pay for those beers.

[Jared]

Yeah, you can't even feel how buzzed you are at your own wedding because you're just, like, talking to people and pictures and you got so much going on.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's because mostly too. Like, you could lump in the free beer for the wedding beers because everyone's doing at least a keg of free beer right away.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

That's so funny, because free beer is just available for anybody to pick right now.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I kind of felt like that was too low.

[Ryan]

Cold beers.

[Miles]

Too low hanging, freezing cold beer. Slushy beer, you know?

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

We could have got.

[Tyler]

He's doing it again. He's just trying to talk our later pitch.

[Ryan]

Inside baseball.

[Miles]

If he calls and wants to trade picks, don't answer.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

You can shit dock the Patriots for picking Tom Brady in the sixth round. But, like, you know, it doesn't mean he's not. He's not better than the top. Top 10.

[Ryan]

What's your pick? Ride.

[Jared]

Oh, it's my turn. I'm gonna go with the airport beer.

[Miles]

Nice.

[Jared]

This is. Yeah, this is pre destination, obviously.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

I think the airport beers, personally, I think it's better than the destination beer because it's like, there's all the anticipation of getting there.

[Ryan]

What if it's like 5am Though?

[Jared]

Even better. Normally, especially from here, there's got to be a layover somewhere.

[Ryan]

Sure.

[Jared]

Minneapolis. And, you know, hit 9:00am it's like, let's belly up to the old bar and get ourselves a brewski, you know?

[Miles]

I want. I want you to tell me how many times at an airport you've looked at someone and said, let's belly up to the bar and get a brewski.

[Ryan]

I think it's the opposite.

[Tyler]

More than zero.

[Jared]

Well, the last time was probably your bachelor party, which was what, two years Ago. To this day, I just got the snap memory. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Oh, so.

[Miles]

So you have said, let's belly up to the bar and get a brew ski to send it at the airport.

[Jared]

Well, no, I haven't said that exactly, but I did get cut off in first class after two beers.

[Miles]

That is true.

[Jared]

We hadn't even left the Runway yet.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it wasn't the elevation.

[Miles]

For my next pick, I'm picking beer with someone you wouldn't expect to have a beer with. Okay.

[Jared]

Damn it.

[Miles]

So, like, for example, I did steal it, actually. Yep.

[Jared]

I spur of the moment.

[Miles]

Like, I had a drink or a beer with my third grade teacher one time at a bar. We ran into her. Like, that's a great beer.

[Tyler]

Not Mrs. Luther.

[Miles]

No, her.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

Was it great or like, you know what I mean? Like, I remember the first time our strength coach in college. When you view your strength coach, it's like kind of a little bit like your dad in the sense of like, he's always yelling at you, and you're like, try and be on your best behavior around them and be healthy and stuff. And then after I graduated, I had a beer with him and I was like, this is so awesome because I should not be having a beer with you.

[Ryan]

You feels illegal. Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

A little bit of danger.

[Jared]

You enjoyed the third grade teacher beer.

[Miles]

What do you mean?

[Jared]

I'm just asking you enjoyed the beer. Like, if I ran into my third grade teacher, be like, I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see you there.

[Ryan]

Well, it doesn't necessarily have to be your third grade teacher.

[Jared]

Well, I know.

[Miles]

I mean, it could be your fourth grade teacher.

[Jared]

I'm just saying.

[Miles]

Teacher, teacher.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I, I, I could be your sixth grade.

[Jared]

It's interesting that, that, like, you enjoy drinking with teacher your past teachers.

[Miles]

It's happened me one time.

[Jared]

Oh, well, it sounded like it's.

[Miles]

You act like I'm getting together.

[Jared]

No, no, no. It sounded like you got time chat.

[Miles]

With all my old teachers. Being like, we heading out, teach. Hey, what's up, former teaches? You trying to belly up to the bar and get a Bruski at the airport?

[Jared]

No, like, it, like, it just got me thinking when you laid that out, like, he had a beer with your third grade teacher, like, it was a great beer. It's like, what do you talk about with your third grade teacher to make it great?

[Miles]

Yeah, like, hey, were you the ultimate associative regression? I'm like, back third grade talking about dicks and farts, you know, and then she's like, you can't say that. I'm gonna tell your parents. You're like, go ahead.

[Jared]

Did you address her by first name or. Or Mrs. And then whatever?

[Miles]

I don't think I said her name because I didn't remember her name.

[Ryan]

No, because feel the label.

[Miles]

No, because it was like you don't know what to call them. You know, it's weird if me as like a 25 year old guy says Mrs. Whatever. And then I also think she got divorced so that I didn't want to call her Mrs. I didn't know the Mrs. Miss this.

[Ryan]

Thing you don't want to her up.

[Miles]

And I also didn't know what her last name was anymore.

[Tyler]

And it's weird, it was a nightmare.

[Miles]

Scenario for the name, but it was a great beer. I don't know why you're get. I don't get why you're trying to make this sound like this is a bad beer to have. No, no, no.

[Jared]

I know. Just knowing you, I. I just can't see you having a good time drinking a beer with your former.

[Miles]

I didn't call her and be like, you know, we should catch up. I was at a bar with other people, she shows up. What's going on? You remember third grade? Let's have a drink. We had a drink. And when we went our separate ways. What else do you want from me? Sorry. Someone you wouldn't expect. Like your AA sponsor. Is that better? Ryan?

[Jared]

I was just. I trying to dig more into the interaction.

[Miles]

That's.

[Jared]

That's it.

[Ryan]

I think I gotta go again. Miles.

[Miles]

Oh.

[Tyler]

He'S got Shannon on the brain now. He's rattled. That was her name, by the way.

[Miles]

No, take about three. A few pretty dog ones.

[Tyler]

Fourth grade, he's. He's Vikingsing it. He's Herschel Walker ing it right now. He's missing the pick.

[Miles]

You guys brought more heat than I thought you would. This one. Whatever you guys. A spring 50 degree outdoor BE is what I'm drafting next because I don't know about you guys, but has anything ever bad happened once that scenario happens?

[Tyler]

Depends on your definition of bad. Because when that happens, someone's getting a dart in the shin. But is it that that bad?

[Miles]

What's. What's bad about that?

[Tyler]

That's what I'm saying. It's in the eye of the beholder. It could be bad to someone.

[Miles]

It's like not life threatening and it's gonna be a great story and you're gonna talk about it forever.

[Tyler]

If they're up to date on their.

[Miles]

10 and then you can always say, dude, there's a dart in your leg.

[Ryan]

It's a laugh every time.

[Miles]

And what I'll say is, I would. I was drinking beers outside, 50°. I ran into my teeth. No.

[Tyler]

With Ms. Ms. Mrs. Luther. Let's have a beer.

[Miles]

I had a outdoor beer, 50 degree weather. And then I met my wife later that day. Only good things can happen.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah. There you go.

[Miles]

So I suppose. Yeah.

[Jared]

Patty's day.

[Tyler]

All right, wait, and Was your third grade teacher.

[Miles]

All right, Ryan, you're up. Let's see what fire you bring to the table.

[Jared]

This is my. Is this my last pick?

[Ryan]

No, I got one after this.

[Jared]

I'm going with the ice fishing beer. An ice house beer.

[Tyler]

I like it.

[Ryan]

Not a pop up.

[Tyler]

Because half the time.

[Jared]

Oh, well, that's. That'd be considered an ice house.

[Ryan]

Yeah, gotcha.

[Tyler]

Because half the time when you're drinking in the fish house, you're not actually fishing. Correct. So that's. It's good to clarify of ice house beer.

[Jared]

When you start drinking, you're not fishing anymore.

[Miles]

You're. That's.

[Jared]

That's what you're doing. And then, I mean, you just eat. When you plop that baby down in the slush, you don't even need a koozie to keep it cold.

[Tyler]

Hell yeah. So nature's your koozie.

[Jared]

Yeah. I went ice fishing with my. One of my college professors one time.

[Tyler]

Was it, did you have fun or. No, I had a blast.

[Jared]

We had one drink and then we just packed up and left.

[Ryan]

Well, I better get going.

[Jared]

Sound that beer in like one minute. I'm like, I don't think the fish are.

[Miles]

If you guys ran in to your third grade teacher, I'm on your side. And she came up to you was like, what's going on? You remember me? You wouldn't be like, hey, yeah, let's have a beer. This is great.

[Jared]

No, I, I wouldn't.

[Tyler]

I'm not against you. This is just fun.

[Jared]

And I think I'm asking questions because I. I wouldn't have done that myself. So that's why I'm, I'm.

[Tyler]

Would you have done it with any teacher, or are you just stuck on your third grade?

[Jared]

Probably a. Probably a call. College professor.

[Miles]

See, I had. I couldn't tell you the name of any college professor I had. They were just faceless people up there, carbon copies.

[Jared]

Well, so I, I also worked like, I worked in the department that I was majoring. Like, I got to know. I got to know more on a personal level almost. I Mean, if I would have stayed another year, if I would have stayed for year six, I would have. I would have got to know him so well. We were around for beers.

[Miles]

Tyler, you're up next.

[Tyler]

Take it. By my third pick, I'm going with Project Beers. You're working on a project? You're operating power tools.

[Miles]

My dad can't work on a project unless he's got a beer.

[Tyler]

Because they're great. I can't believe it fell this far.

[Miles]

And even when I do a project without one, it's like something is off.

[Jared]

You know, My equilibrium is not. Not centered right now.

[Miles]

I can't do the math of what's 3, 8 plus, you know, 5, 16. I just can't do the math unless I have a beer.

[Tyler]

Well, people wonder why men have so many unfinished projects. Well, it's because we run out of beer.

[Miles]

Yeah. Or the wife gets mad at you for drinking so much beer you gotta quit.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Ryan]

Right to the base.

[Miles]

So they can't have it all.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I mean, you start a project, it's frustrating, it's annoying. Things aren't working great. You crack one beer. Beer. And starts working. And so all of a sudden you think a little more creatively outside of the box, Outside the case, outside the can. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Mine is a Fourth of July beer.

[Tyler]

Specifically the fourth. Patriotic of you.

[Ryan]

Yeah. It's my favorite holiday to drink, so the first Fourth of July beer is the best.

[Miles]

Yeah. I mean, I don't know if I would have drafted that one, but what's.

[Tyler]

A better drinking holiday? The 4th or St. Patty's I think.

[Miles]

St. Patty's there's so much more energy around it, like pretty much being springtime and you're coming out of the winter.

[Tyler]

I agree on a really nice St. Patty, because sometimes St. Patty's is 15 degrees and shitty out.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

You also don't get days. You don't get work days off for St. Patty's True.

[Tyler]

Oh, good point.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Usually.

[Jared]

Yeah. Yeah, I think. What is it on Monday or after? Yeah, it's. It's on a Monday this year.

[Ryan]

Pub crawl. And my other one is golfing beers. Those are my favorite.

[Tyler]

Shut up.

[Miles]

Get the out of here.

[Tyler]

Jared's golf, like, twice in his whole life.

[Ryan]

I love. I love beers when I'm golfing, though, those two times.

[Tyler]

Such a. All right. My final pick is beers. Not with, but from the boss. So, like work parties, work dinners. Like, because I feel like your co workers, you get to see different sides of them. Like, we're a different case because we're A small crew, and we all know each other pretty well. But, like, when I was at the news anytime, like, we were at a dinner or something, and news people started drinking. It was a hoot. It was an absolute blast.

[Miles]

Yeah, because I would not. I would not say that, because news people seem pretty boring.

[Tyler]

They're fucking crazy.

[Jared]

Do they all talk in their news voices to each other?

[Tyler]

News people are depraved. They're. They're a weird bunch. They. They party pretty hard, despite their, Their public appearance. We were at.

[Miles]

How does that make you. What, what, you think they party as hard as your college buddies?

[Tyler]

The photographers, maybe they're, like, the kickers of this.

[Jared]

I don't think they could sit on a couch for as many hours right there. It's my college buddies.

[Tyler]

We're at Fort.

[Jared]

You see that inside joke? I, I was.

[Miles]

That makes me want to shut the whole podcast down, what you guys just did.

[Ryan]

Right?

[Tyler]

I said it because Jared was a news photographer.

[Miles]

I want to close up shop now.

[Jared]

It was. That was it. That was it. That insane inside joke you guys did.

[Miles]

That. That interaction is like. I think it may have just surpassed bird box as, like, the cringiest thing that's ever happened on this podcast.

[Tyler]

I think that you're projecting that inside joke here.

[Miles]

Then bird box is right underneath it.

[Tyler]

That is. That is a lot of projection.

[Miles]

Yeah. Thank God you said something.

[Tyler]

You're just deflecting. You have so much heat from the third grade teacher, and now you're channeling.

[Miles]

I couldn't be more at ease with the third grade teacher pick.

[Ryan]

Oh, my God. This a bad idea.

[Tyler]

Way to.

[Jared]

I think if it would have been an inside joke about something cooler than working at the news.

[Tyler]

I only said it because Jared was a news photographer calling him out.

[Miles]

Specifically Jared or Tyler. If anyone else else did what you and Jared just did and you got to witness it, like, you'd feel the same way. And it's just. That's just a fact. It's how life works. And I'm fighting every urge to shut the podcast down after.

[Tyler]

Well, two more picks and you can.

[Miles]

No, like, I'm talking about, like, a whole podcast. I'm not talking about this episode company. Yeah, also, I'm totally out of picks. I'm gonna have to wing the last one.

[Ryan]

Don't do cold beer.

[Jared]

I bought a pick, too. I, I, I, it didn't say in the, in the breakdown that we needed four picks. Yeah.

[Miles]

What is this Mount Rushmore appearing or is this a draft?

[Ryan]

So, so you guys expected three picks?

[Tyler]

I Kind of expected three.

[Jared]

Yeah. I mean we've done everything this entire the lifelong of this podcast. Everything has been three.

[Tyler]

It's true.

[Jared]

We did like never done full four.

[Tyler]

We did like 40 episodes in a row that were top three. This top three.

[Jared]

That's fair. Never had a top four. So this whole time, imagine the panic.

[Miles]

We'D have been sitting there. He was like, all right, we're all gonna drive eight types of beers.

[Tyler]

Free beer would have been back on the table.

[Jared]

I'm actually surprised I recognize that inside joke because I've been think trying to think of my last 15 minutes.

[Miles]

This has been all filler.

[Tyler]

Professional filler.

[Jared]

Stalling for time.

[Miles]

No one's better at professional guys off track.

[Jared]

And then I have time to think of my fourth and I have it. It's banked and ready to go.

[Miles]

I now have a really good one.

[Ryan]

Right. I bet you have a really good pick for the next really good.

[Jared]

I actually do. It should have actually been drafted higher.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So whenever you're ready, you can let us know what it is.

[Jared]

Oh, it's my turn.

[Miles]

Yeah. Whenever you're ready.

[Jared]

My fourth and final pick is a sporting event. Beer.

[Tyler]

Nice.

[Jared]

Or a sports game. Sports game. Beer. Sporting event. What have you. Like us. We can stadium beer. I guess you can be outside too. But stadium beers.

[Ryan]

So I, I think price. I'm out. Because they're usually expensive beers.

[Jared]

So our destination beers at a hotel.

[Miles]

Here we go.

[Jared]

They don't have two dollar beers at hotel bars.

[Ryan]

I said, said. I said first beer after traveling all day. I could have bought like a 30 rack. I could have bought, you know, a singular beer.

[Jared]

That's true.

[Tyler]

Ryan has expensive taste. He also picked airport beers.

[Miles]

But if you're at it's basically we summed up Ryan's draft. It's just any beer that costs shitloads of money.

[Jared]

Well, I think it may quite opposite.

[Tyler]

Of free post AA beer that that fine. They got to end up in aaa.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And Ice House. You got by Ice House just to have a beer.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

To get to AAA. You might be 10 grand in for doing.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Ryan]

You know, could be very well could.

[Jared]

Be depending on how hefty. Yeah. I feel like the more you pay for a beer, the better it it should taste better. It does usually taste.

[Ryan]

You can convince yourself of that.

[Jared]

I, I, I, I did during the filler.

[Miles]

That's why I drafted how did this innocent this innocent segment turn into a disaster?

[Ryan]

We're all kind of mad at each other.

[Tyler]

One more pick.

[Jared]

It all started with the AC Put us.

[Tyler]

Get us in a to go box. One more pick.

[Miles]

Okay, final pick. The beer. The first beer you have with your fourth grade teacher.

[Tyler]

What a list.

[Jared]

Not in fourth grade, but when you're older.

[Miles]

And the beer you have at, like, Chipotle and those, like, fast casual restaurants.

[Tyler]

It's only Coronas. Every single one is just Coronas.

[Miles]

Just, like, who's getting a beer at Chipotle?

[Ryan]

I always judge people. I do. Just.

[Miles]

What are we doing?

[Tyler]

You sucking down a coat with your.

[Ryan]

Your bowl.

[Miles]

Middle of the work day?

[Jared]

Yeah, it's like, there's a poke. There's a pokey place downtown that has. I was like, I'm not.

[Miles]

Not.

[Jared]

I'm not having a beer at noon with my poke bowl.

[Ryan]

You know, there's kids around. Yeah.

[Jared]

Nothing better than a poke.

[Miles]

No, those are all fake drafts. My. My last and final pick of this draft is the next beer.

[Jared]

Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one.

[Tyler]

I. I did think that free cold in the next would go 1, 2, 3.

[Jared]

Not even mentioned it, actually.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Miles]

That's it. That's it.

[Ryan]

That's the Tom Brady effect.

[Miles]

So I. Brock Purdy.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So I don't even remember everything that I picked.

[Ryan]

I wasn't writing them down.

[Miles]

Yeah. Bottled beer at a small town bar beer with your third grade teacher only.

[Ryan]

No other grade.

[Miles]

No other grade.

[Tyler]

My third grade teacher is dead.

[Miles]

Outside beers when it's 50 degrees out and it's spring.

[Ryan]

And the next one.

[Miles]

The next one. Ryan.

[Jared]

I had post AAA meeting beer, airport beer, ice fishing, ice fishing beer, and sporting event beer.

[Tyler]

My first. First. First I had deer camp beer, then I had wedding beers, then I had project beers. And then, like, work.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Group beers.

[Miles]

Drinking with degenerate news people beers. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Should try it sometime.

[Ryan]

I was first beer after traveling all day. Funeral beer, fourth of July beer, and golfing beer.

[Miles]

I thought our lists were gonna end up better than that. It was pretty basic when you kind of. To break it down.

[Tyler]

We're professionals.

[Miles]

God. We're good at drafts. That went really good.

[Ryan]

Thirsty.

[Miles]

I now get why people get so upset about the NFL draft. We had no stakes on this, and we got pissed at each other. We all got mad because, like, someone.

[Jared]

Would make their pick, and then they just mention the next person's pick, like just in conversation.

[Tyler]

Jared just colluding the whole time.

[Miles]

And then you guys had that weird inside joke.

[Tyler]

You'll never get it.

[Miles]

Is that it, Jerry? You got fun facts or something?

[Ryan]

Gladiator battles weren't the only events at the Rome.

[Miles]

That's another good beer.

[Jared]

Gladiator beer. Gladiator Stadium.

[Miles]

Oh, you took mine. Yeah. We could go around the room and see who we're picking up off of free agency after the draft. I'm big enough. Coliseum beers.

[Jared]

Gotta. Gotta pass physical, though.

[Tyler]

I take. I'll take pontoon beers.

[Ryan]

I'll take.

[Miles]

I was joking. You continue with the fact the.

[Ryan]

The yard beers. I'll do that one.

[Miles]

Yeah. Gotta hold it like this.

[Jared]

Butt beers.

[Tyler]

Boob loes. I'll take boobloo.

[Ryan]

I'll take those beers.

[Tyler]

What an absolute steal in the 8th, Mr. Irrelevant Nose Beers leads the 49ers to the Super Bowl.

[Ryan]

All right. Gladiator battles weren't the only events at the Rome Coliseum. The day was split into three parts. Mornings featured vain te onis hunting spectacles with exotic animals. Midday was for executions. And only. And only in the early afternoon.

[Miles]

That's. I'm also picking up execution beers.

[Ryan]

Absolutely executed that view. And only in the early afternoon to the highly anticipated gladiator.

[Miles]

We'll go before. Go before they guillotine the. The rapist's head off. Go get another beer, quick.

[Tyler]

No, we should go. During the executions, one of the gladiators might throw me a sword.

[Miles]

Well, you can't have it both ways. Either you watch a rapist get his head cut off or you watch the gladiators. You choose the lines for beer long. Someone should figure that out later on in history.

[Ryan]

And I'm not drinking meat either.

[Jared]

Yeah, that one thing about the fun fact. Jerry, were we just supposed to know the activity that happens in the morning?

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, I've explained it.

[Miles]

He said it.

[Tyler]

He explained it after he said the word.

[Ryan]

So exotic animals are brought into the Coliseum to reenact hunting scenes, often stage as elaborate spectacles. I was like, elephants, lions.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Miles]

They just would butcher animals.

[Jared]

Gotcha.

[Miles]

In a pen, basically.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Anyone seen Gladiator 2? Me either.

[Miles]

That way you went with your friends.

[Tyler]

No, we went to Captain America.

[Jared]

Spoiler alert.

[Tyler]

I didn't spoil.

[Miles]

Is that. Do you have another fact or that. It.

[Ryan]

That was it.

[Miles]

Okay. I like that fact. I didn't know. I thought you're gonna say they have, like, plays and I don't think they.

[Ryan]

I'm not sure if they did or not.

[Tyler]

They. They would do one thing.

[Ryan]

Flood it.

[Tyler]

Yeah, they'd flood it and do, like, ship battles, kind of.

[Jared]

That'd be sick.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah. But you guys wanted an amphitheater fact, so I picked that one.

[Tyler]

Yeah, dude, Jared, you're on it.

[Miles]

But it was an amped fact. Which you came through.

[Ryan]

Yep. You said you could do apath.

[Jared]

What's a. What's the. Like, what's the actual definition of an amphitheater?

[Ryan]

Like, what makes that seats surrounded in a stage.

[Jared]

Gotcha.

[Miles]

Yep, gotcha. So is a football stadium an ample theater?

[Ryan]

I think, technically.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah, I'd count it.

[Miles]

US Bank Amphitheater is what they're going to call it from now on. All right. Is that it? Well, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of the you bet Your radio podcast.

[Ryan]

It was a weird one.

[Jared]

That was a fun one.

[Miles]

May your beers be with your third grade teacher and your what else do we talk about? Hey, May you around and find out.

[Tyler]

Oh, you betcha.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[E]

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[Jared]

I met Hibachi, not bukaki.

[Ryan]

Get really cut.

[Jared]

Hey, can you do the duck walk for me?

[Miles]

No, don't Midwest splain me here with this bird box. I before E except after C. Why.

[Ryan]

Not get your mail on your airline seat?

[Tyler]

Your mail grills with greats. Jared.

[Miles]

Let's go. Let's go. Baby.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a boy. Tyler. Man, aren't we having fun, folks? Fellas, don't you hate it when the bev cart girl doesn't give you advice on how to fix your slice? Oh, wrong podcast. Fellas, fellas, don't you hate it? Anyway, people always come up to me and say, tyler, what should I bet on? Or Tyler, should I hit on 20 and blackjack? Or Tyler, do you need some dayquil? And I say, I'm not a gambling man, but you've got to know when to hold. No wind. I forgot the rest. Anyway, here are the nominees for Gamble of the Year. Miles and Ryan bet on Kindred. Kindred is currently 20 to 1 according to Max Press.

[Ryan]

20 and 1.

[Tyler]

20 and 1? I thought that was odds.

[Miles]

No, he gave me no odds. It's crazy town.

[Tyler]

Jared winning Shake of the Day. That was truly magical. Roulette spins. Wow. That was magical as well. Cooper rush. More than 224 and a half yards. That man knows how to throw a football. And the winner of Gamble of the Year is. Miles and Ryan's bet on Kindred High school basketball.

[Miles]

Let's go. And let's go. Wow. Wow. This is quite an honor. It just goes to. To prove that you don't win. You. You don't win 100% of the bets you don't make. And I think that that's the lesson today. I think the second lesson is also if anyone, anywhere, anytime, at any moment ever, even thinks about ever, at any time ever giving you the field to one team with no odds, you take that every single time. Also, Ryan's here if you want to say anything.

[Jared]

Yeah, no, the reason I'm wearing my blue suit today for the Kindred Vikings. Blue. We took down the number one team in the state last weekend, which is a rematch of last year's state championship game. So people get the. People get the label bandwagon because they just fall off of their team once they are, they quit winning. That's not me. And in 2025, we fucking take that state title home. Let's go bikes.

[Miles]

I'm a little nervous about this year, so this might be a one and type of situation for me. So we're gonna enjoy this tonight, boys. Let's go, guys. If you want more, you betcha. Radio, you gotta check out our Patreon. You gotta go to patreon.com you betsradio or look us up on the app. And we have hundreds of hours of other episodes on there that you can't get unless you're signed up, so you gotta check us out on Patreon. You bet your radio, baby.