We Get Roasted #365

Summary

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Podcast Summary: You Betcha Radio – "We Get Roasted" (#365)

Date: February 18, 2026
Hosts: Myles (the You Betcha Guy), Ryan, Tyler, Jerrod

Episode Overview

This 365th episode marks a milestone for the You Betcha Radio crew – enough episodes to listen to one every day for a whole year! The guys celebrate by swapping stories about Midwest life, survival tactics for traveling with kids, and cap it off with a new segment: getting roasted by their own patrons. Full of banter, nostalgia, and classic Midwest self-deprecation, the episode features plenty of laughter and a healthy dose of humility.

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Highlights & Key Discussion Points

1. 365 Episodes – A Year of Podcasts

[00:00-03:00]

• Myles jokes about creating a "YBR in a year app" for binge-listening their entire back catalog.
• The group reflects humorously on all the things they could have done with the time spent podcasting, with Tyler noting, "Could have spent a lot of time with my child, but here we are.”

2. Tyler's Never-ending Airplane Horror Story

[03:18-17:02]

• Tyler recounts a disastrous travel day flying back from Florida with his family:
  • Multiple delays due to storms, rerouted flights, running out of fuel, being 15th in line to refuel in Houston, missed connections, airport chaos, and a burning sky train in Dallas.
  • Tyler and his dad frantically run through Dallas airport to catch the last flight home with three kids in tow.
  • Memorable quote:
    Tyler [12:31]: “We sat on the tarmac while they fixed the engine for another two and a half hours… Turns out, the engine delays were a little more serious than the lady at the desk made it seem.”
  • The ordeal lasted nearly 13 hours, involving hungry, tired children, and constant frustration.

Parenting & Airplane Survival

• The crew discusses the realities of traveling with small kids.
• Reflection on parental discipline and public judgment:
  • Myles [21:08]: “Having a kid in the airplane is about survival. It’s not about thriving.”

3. Segment: "No One Knows ____ Like I Do"

[29:33-39:14]

• The guys fill in the blank, humorously sharing life lessons learned the hard way (e.g., broken bones, avoidable accidents).

  • Myles: “No one knows how to avoid a pole with their car like I do—because I hit one.”
  • Tyler: “Nobody knows the kidney and the veins that go into it like I do—because I broke mine.”

• Hilarious struggle by Ryan to grasp the bit's format, leading to a group “riddle” reminiscent of the "I went to a party and brought…" game.

  • Ryan [38:43]: “Glory to God. That was a good one. God, that was a good one.”

4. Getting Roasted By Patrons

[40:53-59:27]

• The core of the episode: listeners submitted their best burns targeting each host.
  • Jared: Gets roasted for his “Jeep guy” persona and sandwich knowledge.
  • Ryan: Takes the brunt of the roasts, poking fun at his style, energy, and “frat bro” reputation.
    • Patron [41:00]: "Ryan is a 30-something frat dude. Always got an acronym, big bro mentality… could pass as a tweaker."
    • Patron: “The only research that Ryan does is 'my buddy said.'”
  • Myles: “Lost weight and is as annoying about it as those chicks that don’t shut up about CrossFit.”
  • Tyler: “Says he can survive an apocalypse but has never processed a deer and is afraid of cooking over open flame.”
• The roasts range from sharp to absurd, and the hosts rate, agree, or laugh them off.
• Discovery of some AI-generated roasts, with Myles admitting to using GPT to "roast the guys for his own enjoyment.”
  • Myles [56:48]: “Once in a while, just to feel better about myself, I’ll have GPT roast you guys. Sounds just like that.”

5. Weigh-in Segment & Fitness Talk

[60:05-62:39]

• Jared weighs in live to see if he’s lost weight since last episode (down 4 lbs!).
• Banter about the best way to burn calories (including “hyperventilating” and “drifting” through cold sleep—a wrestling term for overnight water weight loss).
• Admission that none of them are scientists when it comes to fitness, referencing back to earlier roasts about frequent misinformation.

6. Fun Facts, Bible and Midwest Trivia

[66:39–76:20]

• Jared shares a fun aviation fact: pilots supposedly eat different meals to avoid simultaneous food poisoning ([66:39])
  • Playful skepticism from the group about whether that’s ever enforced: “If you get food poisoning on a plane, just shit your pants and land the plane, guys.”
• Bible Trivia returns: Myles guesses the number of plagues in Exodus (“Seven?”), but the correct answer is ten.
• Catechism of the Catholic Church gets some Midwest “spark notes”-style definitions.
  • Myles [74:07]: “It’s like the Game of Thrones podcast where they talk about the episodes. That’s what the Catechism is for the Bible.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Myles [16:16]: “This is one of those scenarios that you’re just like, God, so great that didn’t happen to me.”
• Tyler [23:22]: “Instead of running to Gate B3, I could be getting stuffed and cuffed right now.”
• Jared [42:17]: “Some people would say Tyler is autistic, and those people would be doctors.”
• Patron to Myles [46:24]: “Without Charlie Barrons, Miles would still be working concrete…”
• Myles [58:39] (in response to a roast): “Don’t take them away. Don’t take them away.”
• Tyler [16:25]: Reflecting on the ordeal: “You got to spend seven hours with your kids. Seven hours.”

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Noteworthy Timestamps

• Airplane Nightmare Story – [03:18–17:02]
• Parenting and Discipline on Airplanes – [21:08–22:22]
• “No One Knows ... Like I Do” Bit – [29:33–39:14]
• Patron Roasting Segment – [40:53–59:27]
• Live Weigh-In & Fitness Talk – [60:05–62:39]
• Aviation Fun Fact & Plane Food Poisoning Debate – [66:39–68:19]
• Bible/Catechism Trivia – [68:49–76:20]

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Tone & Style

True to You Betcha Radio tradition, the tone throughout is light-hearted and irreverent, blending Midwest humility, self-deprecation, and a brotherly sense of community. The roasts are taken on the chin, stories are told with gusto, and every setback—whether on a plane or in a segment bit—is another opportunity for the hosts to poke fun at themselves…and each other.

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For New Listeners

This episode perfectly encapsulates what makes You Betcha Radio the “most Midwest podcast on the planet”—good-natured ribbing, honest reflections, relatable stories of modern manhood, and the kind of humor that can only be forged in the tundra of North Dakota. Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the life advice, or just feeling a little less alone in the chaos of adulthood, this is a great episode to jump into the You Betcha universe.

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Transcript

[A]

Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of the you betcha radio podcast. I am Miles, the you betcha guy.

[B]

Hi, Miles.

[A]

And I am here with the fellas. The fellas in Fargo is what I'm.

[B]

Going to call you guys. Nice.

[A]

This is episode 365. So just in case you wanted to listen to us, one episode a day for an entire year, you can now do it. It's kind of like they have the app that's like you can read the Bible in a year or whatever. We could do a listen to YBR in a year app and we could have.

[B]

We could call it Spotify.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And then you just have them like, start from episode one.

[B]

You know, we could have sort by oldest episode one. So if you like, you tap that. We could have them tap an arrow and then hit sort oldest first and then just go down that list.

[A]

Could go like that. But we do want to kind of start at episode 50.

[B]

Yeah. That's when we hit our.

[A]

So we probably still got a year. We probably still got to go to like 405.

[B]

Yeah. Then.

[A]

Then we'll be YVR for a year.

[C]

So roughly 50 weeks from now. You could do that.

[A]

A year away from having a year. Moving the goal posts.

[D]

Yeah, that's okay.

[A]

So, yeah, we're here. 365 episodes. Just think of all the stuff you could do in the amount of time we've podcast. You thought about that before?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I'd rather be doing.

[D]

Yeah, a lot could. It could have had a lot of rounds of golfing simulator outside.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

You name it.

[A]

Could have been spent a lot of time with my child.

[D]

Could spend a lot of time with.

[A]

My child, but here we are. Yeah, he only existed for like, what, 75 of these episodes. Yeah, we're good.

[D]

I mean, it's not like back in the old days when we would. We'd like podcast and then we twitch.

[B]

Stream till midnight after that 2:00am disaster.

[C]

You know, your child is 75 episodes old.

[A]

Yeah, that's a good. I'm going to do that. Actually.

[D]

That's a great way to.

[A]

Because. Because one of my pet peeves is when people tell say how many months.

[B]

Old their kid is, and they're far too many months to be doing that.

[A]

And I did catch myself when my kid was at 15 months. I did say to someone, he's about 15 months old. And then I was like, oh, he's a year.

[B]

I'm a big almost guy. He's almost a year and a half. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, that's where I'm at now. But hey, I like 75 episodes old.

[B]

I'm gonna be like, what episodes?

[A]

Well, if you haven't listened, you can go to Spotify or Apple and listen to you bet your radio.

[C]

Guerrilla marketing.

[A]

Yep. And honestly, Boots on the Ground, you.

[B]

Could listen to one episode a day for the whole next year if you wanted to.

[A]

Brunt. Boots on the ground marketing. Well, happy 365 episode, boys.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Got a tickle in my throat.

[B]

Oh no, it's contagious.

[D]

I've had a tickle forever.

[A]

We know.

[D]

It seems like it just keeps coming back. I was tickling over Christmas, now I'm tickling again. And I also have a French tickler. Tyler, my lip.

[A]

Will you tickle my fancy and tell me your much awaited airplane story?

[B]

Yeah. A little bit of Halloween in February. Kind of a horror story for you.

[A]

Yeah. So. So Tyler today earlier is like, guys, I have a story about my airplane ride to tell you on the podcast. Then he stopped and I said, by the demeanor that you're telling me that this is not a funny story.

[B]

It's not.

[A]

So this is a. You said it's a horror story.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So let's buckle in, guys. We're no longer a comedy podcast. Seatbelt on. There may be some turbulence ahead. So the snack cart is delayed until we get through this turbulence. And that being said, Tyler, take it away. Let's hear this horror story.

[B]

Yeah. Everything you just said happened on our airplane. So we go to Florida for a week. Vacation's awesome. Right. We fly out of Miami on Saturday morning at 9.

[D]

Miami, 9:15.

[B]

Right. Easy flight. We're home. Supposed to be home. Wheels on the ground in Fargo at 4.

[A]

So we go from local time or Miami time?

[C]

Local.

[B]

Miami's local time. We left at 9. And then Fargo local time, we land at 4.

[A]

Okay, so. So 5 o' clock Miami time. Yes.

[D]

And I might have missed it, but was this on Friday?

[B]

No, Saturday morning.

[D]

Okay. Saturday morning. Friday was Friday the 13th.

[B]

Yeah. So no. Okay, so we get on, everything's going great. We get through security, no problems, whatever. It's all going smooth. We get on the plane, we're headed to Dallas for our. For our. Our.

[D]

What are you getting?

[B]

Right, We. We got dick down on the way to Dallas, that's for sure.

[A]

Yeah, that sounds like. What were you on Virgin Airlines?

[B]

If we were, it was. We weren't virgins at the end of it.

[A]

No longer Virgin Airlines, my high club. Let's go. Yeah.

[B]

So we get on this plane, we're about halfway to Dallas and The dude chime. The pilot chimes on. He's like, hey, there's some weather over Dallas. So we're just going to circle a little bit.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wait for that weather to clear. So we circle for promptly two and a half hours. And then he goes, chimes back in again. He's a. Guys, we're about to run out of fuel, so we're going to go touchdown in Houston and refuel. So we're supposed to have landed two hours ago at this point. Luckily, our flight to Fargo has also been delayed. So there's still a chance that we get our flight to Fargo. We touched down in Houston and Houston's like, hey, we weren't ready for this.

[D]

So now we have a problem.

[A]

Houston, we have a problem.

[B]

You are 15th in queue to get refueled up. So we sit on the ground in Houston for another two hours. At this point, chances are looking slim that we make our flight to Fargo even though it's been delayed. So finally we got wheels leave the ground in Houston. We're back in the air. And I'm watching this little flight map because we're on one of those bougie planes with three rows a row in the middle. And everybody's got all the nice shit, right? So the big screen TV is showing our flight path. All of a sudden I see our fucking plane turn around and I'm watching the time to destination slowly click up when it's supposed to be clicking down. And I'm getting frustrated. And the pilot, you. The pilot chimes in again. He's like, you all may have noticed that our flight path has changed from Dallas back to Houston. So we're headed back to Houston now. So we think we're going to be like staying Houston in the night. I'm looking flights from Houston to Fargo trying to figure it out. And the fucking plane turns back around again. He's like, dallas gave us the clear. We're gunning it. We're going to get. We're going to get on the tarmac intent.

[A]

Yeah. It's like pilots are always like, you know, we're running a little behind, but we'll make up some time in the air. It's like, why don't you just go that fast all the time, right? Why can't we always make up time in the air?

[B]

Nobody's going to be mad at you for being early ever. This is now. We're about hour. I think we're like hour seven of being in this plane hole. I have three small children in the plane with me. We planned for a flight, right? So we've got entertainment, we've got snacks, and we've got water. And they all ran out at hour four because this was supposed to be a two and a half hour flight. So we have no food to give our kids, no more water. Becca and I started. We cut ourselves off. Like, we are not allowed. We're not eating anything. We're not drinking anything. We have to save it for the kids or they're going to lose their minds. The older two did pretty damn good. The young, my just over a year and a half old, was losing his. Like you thought we were torturing the kid, screaming bloody murder because all he wanted to do was run around, but we couldn't run around because of the goddamn storm over Dallas. The turbulence was crazy. At one point, he, like, bounced off of Becca's lap and, like, he didn't, like, fall on the floor or anything, but still. So the kids are losing their shit. We finally get to Dallas, right? Eight and a half hours in that plane, and we still have to figure out how to get home because we missed our flight to Fargo. We're pulling up our phones while we're in the tarmac in Dallas, waiting to get the air bridge or the gates or whatever to come to us, and we find a flight. There's a flight at 7pm from Dallas to Fargo. We get everybody else in the plane. We're talking to other people. Their flights automatically get rebooked. We have 12 people on this plane and none of our flights get rebooked to this one to Fargo. So the dude's like, hey, if your flight didn't automatically get rebooked, you go straight to customer service and they'll get you on a new flight home. We get to customer service, and this is not an exaggeration, it is 100 people deep.

[A]

Just book one on the app. Can't you just do it on the app?

[B]

We tried to do our rebooking, and then once we missed our second flight, the app just acted like the flight never existed. So there was. It just deleted it from our itinerary. It didn't say we missed it. The flight just disappeared. So we'd had to pay for another one. So we're like, well, if we don't, we don't want to have to repay for one. So dad and I were like, oh, shit. Let's run to the gate where this Fargo flight leaves from and see if they can get us all on this plane. And the Dallas airport's really big, so we run to the sky train. The fucking skyline is legitimately on fire.

[D]

The skyline or the sky?

[B]

Skyline. It's a train that brings you from terminal to terminal.

[A]

Big Circle in Dallas.

[B]

Yeah. I'm like, becca, get food for these kids. Me and dad are going to go to this terminal or this desk and see if we can get onto this next plane. We get to the skyline, it is burning. There are fire trucks and all kinds of shit. The doors, we went to a car where the doors were still open. We're like, this one's not on fire. So we hop into that one. It's just not going anywhere. We're like, well what do we do? We then look at a map and it looks like Terminal A loops all the way around to Terminal B. And so we just book it to the end of a dead end coffee shop, no loop.

[A]

Starbucks, take the train.

[B]

Right. And so then we, we're running back to the other end of Terminal A. We're like dead end again. So we just go to a different desk. We're like, hey, how the fuck do we get to terminal B? The skylines down there, like, oh yeah. There's like basically a hidden set of escalators over here. So go to gate A39 and look to your right. There'll be an escalator tucked behind this. So we get to that and we're full on doing the desperate person running through the airport act at this point.

[D]

How fast?

[B]

If sprinting is a 10, I'm jogging at a six and a half because I'm carrying bags.

[C]

It's like, hold on. Yeah.

[A]

It's like, yeah, you can't. Full grown.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Crazy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You can't Tom cruise through an airport. That would be insane.

[B]

Tom cruising through an airport is a one way ticket to tsa. Thinking you dropped, you left a bomb.

[A]

On the Correct that. And also, I can't sustain staying Tom Cruise for very long.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know.

[D]

Yeah, I can't be cruising that long.

[B]

Right. So we get to the flight leaves at 7:15. Dad and I get to this desk at like 6:58.

[D]

And where's everyone else at this point? We, you guys are running around.

[B]

They, we told them. So I was texting while running with these bags hanging out my backs and I was like, hey, you guys all need to get to gate B3 right now. We don't know if we can get on yet, but if we can get on, you got to move your asses. And then I was like, I dropped a pin at where the escalators was so they could get to the escalator that was hidden. We get to the desk and we're like, hey, do you have any spots available? Like, yeah, we got 37 seats left in this plane. Like, come on. Like, can you get us on? Yes, actually they're doing some maintenance on it right now. We can get you all on.

[A]

No fucking way.

[B]

Which was. That is. It was. We're ecstatic of this. We're euphoric. We're going to get home tonight. We were trying to figure out like where we're going to stay because they don't give you a hotel voucher.

[A]

No.

[B]

If weather cancels your flight. So we're like, do we go find a hotel and then have to do the whole security thing again tomorrow with three children?

[A]

Now you don't. So did you got on the plane? You got home?

[B]

We got on the plane, yes, we got home. Eventually we get on the plane. Turns out the engine delays were a little more serious than the lady at the desk made it seem. So we get on this plane while we think is by the skin of our nuts. We sat on the tarmac while they fixed the engine for another two and a half hours.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

And finally when we got off the week, we got home at 2am and.

[A]

Then you got to drive an hour home.

[B]

And then I got to drive an hour home. So it went from supposed to be an easy breezy great flight schedule of a 9am to 4pm back home. Sitting in my own on my in my own living room couch at five to rolling in at two o' clock in the morning.

[A]

And Tyler, that is why I always say you don't fly, you gotta drive. You gotta drive.

[D]

And saying it.

[B]

I know, I should have listened. I should have listened. I should have drove. Honestly, I could have drove to Florida about that time.

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[C]

Very close to.

[B]

So what I think we did the math is like just under 13 hours total on a plane with three kids.

[A]

Yeah, I mean I had to. The first part of your story about get we got we're flying in Minneapolis and had to land in Sioux Falls because of weather and refuel and we were on the plane for seven hours one time. Fucking sucked.

[B]

Terrible.

[A]

Seven hours. Seven. I could have watched all of Red Zone on that plane.

[B]

We had some dude, some other pilot was just hitching or riding our pilots get transferred from airport to airport. He was sitting right behind us on that long ass flight and he's like, I we legitimately could have driven from Miami to Dallas in the time we've been in the air.

[D]

You could have just stayed in Miami too.

[B]

Could have. But I mean, who's not getting on their plane?

[D]

No, I know.

[B]

I.

[D]

Had you known that.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Which you wouldn't have. But had you of.

[B]

So you're here. That sucked.

[A]

I mean, I thought it was funny.

[B]

Yeah, we all voted. We all vote.

[A]

I mean, I don't think that was a horror story. It's funny for me to listen.

[D]

I mean, I, I, Yeah, I've, I've, I've been on a plane when I was actually coming back from Tampa. Tampa to Minneapolis, just delays and all that. I think we had a two hour delay at this point. My oldest was like one one and a half. And so it was a few extra hours. But I mean, we're landing in Minneapolis at 11 and then we have to drive to Fargo because the flight gets like it. Kids just throw a whole nother element to the mix.

[B]

It was. Oh, and I forgot to mention, when we ran out of food on that first flight, I asked a flight attendant if she had any more of those cinnamon cookies or whatever they are, and they were out. So not only were we out of food, the airplane was actually like, yeah, we restock every time we land. We don't have anything else for you.

[D]

You didn't have your go bag.

[A]

As.

[B]

As not on my place is up.

[A]

There like eating chips and oh yeah.

[B]

We did get upgraded to first class for the last flight home, which was nice to get stuck on the tarmac in first class.

[A]

That's good.

[B]

Jeez.

[D]

Not tough. Yeah, that's a nightmare.

[B]

Lesson learned. Over pack treat snacks like you would underwear on a vacation. Over pack the out of snacks.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to plan for a seven hour flight though.

[B]

And then one will happen.

[A]

I know.

[B]

That's how it goes.

[D]

Thought smiles got a lot running through.

[C]

Your head right now.

[A]

I think it's, it's. This is one of those scenarios that you're just like, God, so great. That didn't happen to me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, do you guys ever watch like true crime shows and just go, oh, thank God that didn't happen to me?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, I don't know.

[B]

Thank God I wasn't murdered.

[A]

By a.

[D]

Bus in a cross. Oh, God, thank God. Thank God that was.

[A]

Thank God I didn't get it by the bus today, you know? And Tyler, you know what, though? A lot, lot to be upset about on that day. What, what were you grateful for that day? You got to spend seven hours with your kids. Seven hours.

[B]

Seven hours. More than that, well, luckily you had.

[D]

Your dad and, and like you had people to help out a little bit with the kids.

[A]

Plus you and your dad got a little training in for your next tough mother.

[B]

I did. Oh, this is a side note. We became We're a 5K on vacation family now.

[A]

Wait, what?

[B]

That's what we did the first day in Florida. We ran a 5 family 5k.

[D]

You didn't see the photos? No, I did a bunch of them. I did post 5k.

[A]

A bunch of them. It makes me very willing to punch my own face here.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I knew. I just, I knew the reaction I get.

[D]

Yeah, well, because you were anti working out. This is a couple, what, three years ago?

[A]

It is true. You said.

[B]

Yeah, I did. I'm not working out, I'm just training. It's different.

[A]

Ah, smart. I like that loophole. I'm a sucker for a loophole.

[B]

You know, the prison workouts got me back into it. I'm dead serious.

[A]

You in the present workout.

[C]

I stopped.

[B]

I'm not doing those anymore. But they got me into training again.

[A]

Yeah. What are you training for?

[B]

Life? Yeah.

[D]

Martial law.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I was, I was like this close to being like you guys thought that you could just roll up to a airplane with 12 people 15 minutes before takeoff and just get on the plane. I was this close to saying that.

[B]

We didn't think it was going to work out, but it was our only option at that point. We're like, what else are we going to do?

[D]

I mean, it's sitting here. Rogers Hail Mary.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Against the Seahawks.

[B]

Rogers to Rogers Hail Mary.

[C]

Lions. But yeah.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. I probably should be very nice to you right now, considering that I'm about to leave for vacation.

[B]

Yeah. Don't want any bad karma.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

It's not too late to drive.

[B]

Yeah. Miles, take your own advice. Drive.

[A]

Actually, it is not too late to drive.

[D]

No.

[C]

Well, hard to get Cambodia in a car.

[A]

It's true. If we just get the, if we just hit the ferry in la, we should be fine.

[D]

Yeah. You guys ever been on a ferry? Driven a car on a ferry? No, no, no, I haven't either.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

But they're very popular in Washington. Where, where I used to live.

[B]

Yeah, my sister's on that.

[D]

Yeah, I, I just, I, I can't. I just, I'm not.

[A]

They got a ferry that goes between Cambodia and la, right?

[D]

Yeah, for sure. So I think I got ferry from LA to Hawaii.

[B]

It's the SS Cambodes. Yeah.

[D]

The SS Bodhi Camboat.

[B]

Cambodia.

[A]

Welcome to Cambodia. So yeah, Todd well, hey. Glad you made it home.

[B]

We made it home. We're here. We're alive. The trip was awesome.

[D]

So did you take a moment to ask your kids what they thought about like the next day?

[B]

Every time I put the boys to bed, I ask them what their favorite part of the day was. I didn't ask them this time, so I'll have to. I'll have to rehash it up.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Seems like 2am when we got home, so I forgot to ask.

[D]

See what they remember from it.

[A]

Yep.

[D]

It's always interesting.

[B]

The oldest, he loved it. He got to veg out in front of an iPad for 13 hours. He thought it was sick, I'm sure.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Middle one got a little crazy at the end. He threw my fucking. I have mini Beats headphones. He threw one down the aisle on the plane and I had to like half ass crawl down the aisle to figure out where the fuck my earbud went. It was so embarrassing.

[D]

It's not like a chapstick or anything where it's just like I'll just leave it there.

[B]

Really nice headphones that I only have one pair of.

[C]

Why did he.

[D]

Why do you do that?

[B]

We were watching this shit ass movie called Dinosaur island and sounds like a. There was a scare and he took it out of his ear. He's like, that was scary. Just fucking threw it. He's a feral rat. The middle child is a feral rat. He just does.

[C]

That's funny.

[A]

We posted a video recently about parenting at home versus the airplane. And basically the airplane was that they just. Anything goes on the airplane.

[B]

Right?

[A]

The. I was shocked at the amount of comments of people being like. People being like, well that's cuz you don't discipline them. Not on the airplane. I'm like, that's not how this works. Yeah, it's extraordinary circumstances being on an airplane and it's actually. So you're telling me that my year and a half year old I should. In the year and a half he should be able to understand discipline enough and I should have disciplined him enough to not act like a one and a half year old on an airplane. Yeah, that makes.

[B]

We're expecting him to sit there, look forward, put his hands in his laps and. And just chill for an hour as sit still at.

[A]

At a year and a half old. You should be able to do that by now. If I just was better at disciplining y. That makes a lot of sense. And I'm starting to think a lot of those comments were from people who don't have Children, probably.

[B]

Or old heads that made their kids do push ups for a glass of milk at supper. Yeah.

[A]

So that's a side note on that.

[C]

Yeah, that totally wasn't me that commented.

[B]

That it wasn't all 30 of Jared's burners.

[A]

Having a kid in the airplane is about survival. It's not about survive. It's not about thriving.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

About surviving. So.

[B]

Nope, we survived, people.

[A]

Good job, Tyler.

[B]

Thanks. Thanks.

[A]

Good job, Tyler.

[B]

I'd like to thank God and our team for getting us through that. Everyone did their jobs.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

That's who we flew with.

[A]

There's no way that the air tram was on fire.

[B]

It was. I couldn't believe it. There was. There's people. Oh. And when we got off our first plane, a lady that was on our plane from Miami to Dallas immediately got arrested. There was cops waiting for her.

[D]

Well, she's come from Yahoo.

[A]

She's come from Yahoo.

[B]

We assume it had to have been some sort of drug thing.

[A]

Probably had something brass.

[B]

She immediately got arrested. And we didn't have time to sit there and be like, holy fuck. We just, like, we gotta go.

[C]

And you said, thank God that isn't me.

[A]

The relief in that moment, you know, it could be worse. Every time you're like, this can't get any worse. You could get arrested for having something up your ass.

[B]

Big perspective moment for me. Like, instead of running to Gate B3, I could be getting stuffed and cuffed right now.

[D]

Well, and so, like, you and your family were essentially on an airplane with a convicted. Like a maybe a future convicted felon.

[C]

Yeah, we don't know.

[D]

Yeah, we don't know. Innocent until proven guilty. They could have even got the wrong person.

[B]

Could be the next prison pal. You never know.

[A]

That would be crazy. All right, we got. We got butt stuff. The new prison mate.

[B]

How you get their nickname?

[A]

They actually said you were on the same flight. Tyler.

[D]

Butt ball. All a coke up her butt.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, statistically, do you think it's. That if one of our. That one of our patrons at some point will go to prison and could potentially be a prison pal.

[B]

I mean, that's how many. We just gotta figure out how many patrons we have and that were committing crimes and it can run into the.

[D]

Odds and they have to go to the correct prison.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. So for those that don't know, we. We have. On Patreon we have a segment called Prison Pals where we share questions and answers back and forth from a prison in Kansas via one of the patrons who works at the prison.

[B]

Yes, it's his. His electrical crew.

[A]

Yeah. So kind of fun. If you want to check it out, go to patreon.com adventure radio. Check it out. All right. Should we take a break? All right, guys, the boys got our brunt gear on today. We are currently brunted up. I got my boots on. Ryan's got his boots. I got my sweatshirt. I got my hat on as well. Couldn't remember what hat I was wearing.

[D]

I said that you have to just write on, like, a silver Sharpie, right?

[A]

This is. This is a brunt hat on your brother. I was like, I think I got brunted this morning, but couldn't remember exactly. Yeah, What I'm excited about is wearing this sweatshirt on the plane.

[B]

Comfy, cozy.

[A]

You know, everyone talks about workwear for work, you know, but what about workwear for leisure, right? I'm into that.

[B]

Why can't it be both?

[A]

Why can't it be both?

[D]

Yeah, what if they need help out in the tarmac or something? It's like a guy.

[A]

You were putting in work at the airport.

[B]

Damn right I was. I sprinted up two terminals.

[A]

Yeah, you could. You should add your steel toes.

[B]

I should have. I should have. I could have fixed the fire on that skyline.

[A]

Did you wear your Brunt steel toe boots for the 5K you ran?

[B]

Yeah. Record time.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.

[A]

So, guys, if you're looking for some good workwear slash airplane gear, which, you know, I like to view it as gear, tickle, tickler, throat, you got to go to brunt workwear.com. if you just code YBR, you get 10 bucks off your order and save a little. 10 bucks. Jared, what work have you been doing in your Brunt workwear sweatshirt?

[C]

I changed my air filter in my furnace.

[B]

Let's go, Jared.

[A]

Yeah, Brunt work. Where? The official gear for changing your air filters. And I'm coining that right here, right now.

[D]

You want to ask me what I've done?

[A]

Ryan, what have you been doing in your Brunt work?

[D]

Well, I put it to the test three different times. First time was. It was snow blowing on the track.

[B]

Nice.

[D]

Unbelievable. Number two, ice fishing. I went out ice fishing the other week. All I had was thermal. Thermal in the brunt hoodie on perfect. Easy yesterday, scraping ice off the driveway. What can be. Which can be like, one of the worst jobs on planet earth, but we got her done in the brunt, you know?

[B]

You know what? Brunch and invent. We. They have steel toes. They need steel heels for chopping ice off your driveway. Just stomping your driveway, dude. Because it'd be real awkward to be steel towing your driveway with steel heels. That's something.

[A]

Plus, it rhymes.

[B]

Yeah. Which is always great. There's actually.

[A]

Brian, if you're listening, we're looking for.

[B]

Steel heeled boots specifically for the Midwest.

[D]

There was one more scenario that I really.

[A]

Yeah, let us know.

[D]

I. I haven't even. I didn't even realize this is kind of a thing, but I was out at my in laws farm this last weekend, and the farm dog obviously comes up. You know how much I appreciate dogs. Comes up. And just right away, just pause up on the hoodie immediately. And it's. I mean, it's 40 degrees. Everything's melting. It's muddy out. So now I got down one arm and then side. I just have paw marks or mud marks essentially all the way down. And if you just give those babies, like, kind of, like wipe it down till it kind of dries and then keep wiping it, it essentially just comes off by itself.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Very underrated sleeve, kid.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

People don't realize that it's mud wicking.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

I mean, there was like.

[A]

That's not an official term by brunt, but I think we're safe to say after a little bit of research off of you, Ryan, that it has the mud wicking technology and all the brunt gear.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

So, guys, you got to go. You got to get your brunt boots on the ground and go to bruntworkware.com get 10 bucks off using code YBR. All right, Jared, this next segment is all about life experiences. We've all had life experiences, and through those life experiences, we learn a lot. Well, hopefully you do. Otherwise, the experiences are for nothing.

[B]

Wasted.

[C]

That's deep.

[A]

And you know what? Like, no one knows the inside of that air pain like you do.

[B]

Yeah, 100. You know, no one spent as much time in it except other passengers as me.

[A]

You were last one off, though. Yeah, first one on. Last one.

[B]

God damn right. We actually were one of the first people on because they let people with kids board early.

[C]

Oh, that's nice.

[A]

No one knows that airplane like you do because you had to spend seven hours on.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

You know, like, for me, no one knows how to avoid a pole with their car like I do.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because I hit one.

[B]

Yeah, that's right.

[A]

You know. You know, like, no one knows how to fix the weird little tube thing on the top of your water heater like I do.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because mine broke. You know, no one. No one knows how to change if no one knows how to change an air filter like I do, why? Because when I didn't, it broke the entire house. You know, it's always looking at the positive instead of the negative here. You know, like no one knows their PCL like I do.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because I partially tore it. Yeah, okay.

[B]

Yeah. Nobody knows lower fibulas like I do.

[A]

Why? Why?

[B]

I broke mine.

[A]

Miles.

[D]

No one knows how to stay in a bench like you do.

[B]

Why?

[A]

I don't know how to stand.

[D]

I just had to rub that one in.

[A]

That's actually, I think what you're supposed to do.

[C]

Rub it out.

[D]

Rub it out. Rub it in. I mean, no one knows how to drive through traffic like I do. That one's pretty self explanatory.

[A]

Why?

[D]

Because I do it every single day.

[B]

No, you don't.

[A]

Part time jobs in the country. He doesn't get the segment. No, he doesn't get the segment at all.

[B]

Nobody. Nobody.

[A]

You know how to drive to traffic because you got into a massive traffic accident. You know, like Tyler should say, no one knows how to do a 180 on the interstate with an ice house attached to you.

[B]

Why? Because I did that. Nobody knows the kidney and the veins that go or the arteries that go into it like I do.

[A]

That's right.

[C]

Why?

[B]

Because I broke mine. Lacerations, baby.

[A]

No, no one knows their sternoclavicular joint quite like I do.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because I. I sprained my. Both of them actually.

[D]

Yeah, it's just a broken bones segment. I've never broke a bone because I'm. My body must just be that much.

[A]

Just try again. Try again. Try again. What's. What's.

[D]

I took the pole one from me.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Keep going.

[B]

Nobody knows. Nobody knows the pumps on the 1980s GE washing machines like I do.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Because mine broke and I fixed it a bunch.

[A]

Jared, what do you know that no one else does?

[C]

No one knows super bowl trivia like I do.

[B]

Why?

[C]

Because I might have autism.

[A]

It's not might. There's no might.

[B]

Nobody knows the hearts of 25 year olds in Fargo in 2017 like I do.

[A]

Why? Tyler?

[B]

I broke them.

[A]

Ryan, did we.

[D]

I guess I didn't understand the segment.

[A]

Just read what you got. I don't have any space.

[D]

I don't have any. No, it's not. You guys know that.

[B]

It's true.

[D]

I had one. I had one top of mind. I mean, like I could say no one knows how to snow blow a driveway like I do. And you would say why? Well, because I snow blow my driveway, you know, so Apparently, I've been missing something in this segment.

[A]

It's. It's basically, what am I.

[D]

What am I missing? Because up there it just says, no one knows blank like I do.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It's just.

[D]

All right, Ryan, let's fill in the blank. Okay? You got that? All right, I'm ready for the segment.

[A]

Try again.

[D]

I guess I'm not.

[B]

You got it.

[A]

Try again. You got this.

[D]

Let's see here.

[A]

Anything.

[D]

I mean, no one knows how to drive a forklift like I do, you know, because I've driven forklift a lot.

[A]

And that.

[D]

That's where I'm at right now. So if I were to properly execute this segment, what would you guys have.

[B]

Said to that something?

[A]

Hey, hey, hey.

[D]

I'm here for education.

[A]

No one. No one knows how to sell tongs like I do.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because I bought way too many and couldn't get rid of them.

[D]

It's a great one. No one knows how to schedule sales meetings midweek between business hours like I do.

[B]

Why?

[D]

Because I've scheduled 100. See, what am I again? What am I missing in the segment? Is someone going to tell me?

[A]

I want to.

[B]

I tried to explain it.

[A]

No one knows. No one knows a flat top burner like me.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because I put my hand on it one time.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Hydrating.

[A]

How else can we spell it out for no?

[D]

Okay. Okay. After that one, I'm now following.

[A]

You know, like someone. I wouldn't say someone could say like. Like, no one knows how to. No one knows the IRS like I do. Why?

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because I didn't pay my taxes. You know.

[D]

You keep going, guys.

[A]

Jared.

[C]

No one. Yeah, see, it's missing on here.

[D]

And you created the segment.

[A]

This is your segment. You had one loaded up.

[B]

Yeah. Nobody knows how to change the brake lines on a 99 Chevy like I do.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Because mine broke and I had to fix them a bunch.

[A]

Do you got it now?

[D]

Yeah, I just. Yeah.

[A]

Try it again.

[D]

Because, like, Tyler, you say that you. Like, you essentially said, like, no one knows brake lines because I've fixed them. That's what I. That's essentially what I'm saying.

[A]

Kind of close.

[B]

You're right there. You're missing one important.

[A]

I like that this turned into a riddle.

[B]

It did, kind of.

[A]

Actually, this is kind of like a. Like a. You know, it's like. All right, Tyler, let's play a game here. I went to a party and I brought a pizza.

[B]

I went to a party and I brought some soda.

[A]

Nope. You didn't do it right.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I went to a Party and I brought some cucumbers.

[B]

I went to a party and I brought the plates.

[A]

Yes, you can bring a plate. Good job, Jared. Ryan, you came to a party and. What?

[C]

I'm not following.

[A]

Try it.

[D]

I came to a party and brought the knives.

[A]

No. Yeah, you can't bring knives. Tyler, go again.

[B]

I went to a party and I brought a cheese board.

[A]

You can bring a cheese board. I went to a party and I brought a spare tire. Try it again, Ryan.

[D]

No, because I'm gonna get wrong. Otherwise it's complete luck. I know. I, I, I'm, I'm kind of following. It's either the, the number of words or the number of letters.

[A]

All right. I went to a party and I brought a coconut.

[B]

I went to a party and I brought a machete.

[A]

You can bring a machete. Good job, Jared. I went to a party and I brought a hat. I could bring a hat.

[C]

I have no idea.

[B]

I am not.

[C]

I'm terrible with riddles.

[A]

You guys know this, this is, it's so simple.

[D]

I guess I am too.

[B]

You're overthinking it.

[A]

You guys need to both look at me when I do this. I went to a party and I brought my brunt boots.

[B]

I went.

[A]

Tyler, go ahead.

[B]

I went to a party and I brought my brunt hat.

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

I don't know. Mute both of them.

[B]

We gotta explain it now.

[A]

Yeah. So every time, it doesn't matter what you're bringing. All you have to do is end it by crossing your arms and you're in. And then you got right.

[B]

That's the only thing we did the same every time was at the end of it, I'm bringing the plates.

[A]

That's why I kept going.

[D]

Like, that's why I didn't. Because I wasn't looking at him. I was, I was deep in thought.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

This is kind that what we just were doing there is what's happening to Ryan about this segment.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

By the way.

[D]

No one knows the leg of an office desk like I do.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Why?

[D]

Cuz I stubbed my toe on one the other day.

[A]

Yeah. Let's go.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Glory to God.

[C]

That was a good one. God, that was a good one.

[A]

That was one of the better ones.

[D]

Yeah, I should have showed you guys. I literally split my pinky toe all the way down to the, like, the nail stopped.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

It's unbelievable. Two bluey band aids, though, and a little bit of that athletic rap. I was good to go.

[C]

Nobody knows bluey bandaids like you do.

[D]

Why Because I had to use two of them because I stubbed my fucking toe.

[C]

The other.

[B]

Yeah, got it.

[A]

He's back.

[B]

The. The trick is lessons learned from your misfortune.

[A]

Yes. Keep going. Let me think a little bit, you know? Well, yeah, I think we got it. I think we're probably gonna move on.

[D]

All right, we'll run this one back next week.

[A]

Okay. Since it went so well, let's run it back.

[D]

Well, now. Now I'm up to speed. Now I'm up to speed.

[B]

Yes, you are.

[A]

You are.

[D]

Some of us are just late bloomers, and that's okay.

[C]

Late bloomers.

[A]

I got that one. I. I watched the Basement Yard, the podcast. They did something like that with like, the arms crossing or whatever, and the one guy could not get it. Yeah, just like Ryan and Jared. We.

[B]

We did it on. Not this vacation this year, but two years ago. My sister did it. But it was. The trick was saying, first, I would like to bring bottle of Mountain Dew. Yes, you can. And my dad was throwing a fit.

[A]

He's like, I don't get it.

[D]

I understand.

[B]

He did the same thing you did. He's like, it's the number of words.

[A]

It's like, I'm gonna do that with my parents will be at this vacation. Gonna definitely do it to my parents. They're gonna get pissed me. Awesome. It's gonna ruin the whole vacation.

[B]

Hell yeah.

[A]

Cannot wait.

[D]

You got to a day one, though. If you're gonna ruin the vacation, you gotta do the first.

[A]

I don't know if I'm gonna commit to that. All right, Jared, that was. That was good. We have a new segment called Patrons roast us because we were roasting patrons. It's only fair if they get to roast us.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

All right. Does anyone need to mentally prepare? Is it. Is it that. Is it bad enough to where I need to maybe block off an hour after to recover or.

[C]

Probably for you.

[D]

Yeah. I mean, what's kind of though, is we got patrons who never submitted a photo who are going to roast us here.

[A]

That is.

[D]

They shouldn't be allowed to.

[B]

That's true.

[D]

They were scared to submit a photo.

[A]

Yeah, that's true.

[D]

I said we sit face to camera every single week with you guys. We're giving you the chance.

[B]

You're 100, right?

[A]

No, no, Ryan.

[B]

So I'll hold you back when they show up.

[A]

You could.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

You can only roast us if you submit a photo.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So shout out to everyone who submitted a photo.

[B]

Actually shout out to you guys. Ballsy.

[A]

Ballsy. All right, let's get into it, bucket.

[C]

What's. What's nice about this segment is, like, if you hate this podcast, this is a great segment for you.

[A]

Yeah, this is. Yes, actually. Hey, so if you're listening and you are an avid listener and you have a buddy who hates this podcast, send this one to him. He'll love this and he'll be back.

[B]

Or a boyfriend that just doesn't get the podcast, send this one to him.

[C]

All right, so there's a lot of them. So I didn't get to all of them, but I'll just rattle through them here. Ricky says that's what they love to.

[A]

Hear right off the bat, is I didn't try that hard.

[C]

There's a lot of them, Ricky. You guys talk about cars like women talk about sports.

[B]

That is a spot on.

[D]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

I mean, we're pretty. Yeah, I mean, we're pretty upfront that we're not car guys.

[B]

Like, we know the basic knowledge of cars. Like my wife knows the basic knowledge of football.

[A]

That's true. That is very true. I will concede that that one's not even a roast. That's just a truth.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Well.

[D]

And also good.

[A]

No, you're good.

[D]

Like, car guys. Car guys in their 30s are like the nerds and back when we were in high school. So I don't want to become a car guy because I was never a nerd in high school like those guys are.

[C]

The amount of you guys constantly get wrong makes me want to punch a baby through Jared's double plane class.

[B]

That's also not a roast. Just true.

[A]

Yeah. I mean. Yeah, yeah. None of this. We already know this.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

If we're playing two truths in a lie, next one's a lie.

[A]

I would love to see a running list of all the that we got wrong that we didn't even still to this day don't know.

[C]

We got.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, I bet it's long.

[C]

Miles lost some weight and now he's as annoying about it as those chicks that don't shut up about CrossFit.

[A]

It's like I became vegan. You know, you can't be vegan if you don't tell everyone you're vegan.

[D]

Vegan. Mud running.

[A]

Yeah, but I'm not doing it to try and get you guys to lose weight. I'm just doing it to make myself feel good about losing weight.

[C]

Ryan is a 30 something frat dude. Always got an acronym for everything and a big bro of mentality. If Ryan dressed a little shittier, he could pass as a TWEAKER. All day.

[A]

Is that a two fold roast? Yeah, that one didn't even lead into that.

[D]

I don't think I would say I dressed like nice by any means on the daily.

[B]

But if you were worse, he's saying it's a kind of a compliment.

[A]

You got too much polyester on today. You need some more. Just 100 cotton stuff on is I think what they're saying. Sure.

[B]

And it needs to not fit right. Then you're just a tweaker.

[D]

Okay. Frat bro. Okay.

[A]

I'm.

[D]

Well, I'm anti frat bro, so.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

There we go.

[A]

Here we go. Here we go. That's totally something a frack, I would say.

[C]

Jared seems like a cuck, to be honest. Grown ass. Grown ass man driving a Jeep. Also looks like a guy that hangs out with high schoolers because he has no friends.

[B]

Who is that guy? That guy. Not gonna let that slide. My boy.

[C]

Yeah. Tyler's weak bones and hate for grilling will be the downfall to his line of genetics.

[B]

Could be.

[A]

Well, he's already got three kids.

[B]

Yeah, it's true. And they're all boys, so the name is secured.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Tyler says he can survive an apocalypse, but has never processed a deer and is afraid of cooking over open flame.

[A]

Yeah, that's.

[D]

I mean, how. How are we not. I mean, it was a matter of time.

[A]

Dude. That would be the final punchline. Final punchline to this podcast is apocalypse happened and Tyler dies first. That would be the ultimate punchline.

[B]

Yeah, I know how to process yours. Don't do it.

[A]

Oh, he's like. He's like flops. I could have went pro and bmx, I just didn't have time.

[B]

The open flame thing, though, that's. That would be an issue. I would really overcook my.

[A]

I know you guys start practicing for.

[B]

The apocalypse, but that's different than grilling. Open fire cooking's way cooler. That's what I'm gonna do.

[D]

I am. I am still shocked that you don't process your own deer.

[B]

Yeah, that.

[D]

That was a shocker to me.

[B]

I also don't have the equipment. I don't have a grinder. I don't have the tube thingy.

[D]

Yeah, it. Yeah, I get it. No, I get it. My dad has that stuff.

[A]

Someone's got it that you know, though.

[B]

I could ask around.

[A]

You don't have to.

[B]

My buddy. My buddy who owns a meat market has it. Like, I just give it to him.

[A]

Yeah. Like, at the end of the day when I put my head down, I'm not thinking about if you're processing meat or not. I'm just saying we were just a little shocked.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

Without Charlie Barron's, Miles would still be working concrete and be on the path to end up like Miles or flops.

[A]

Yeah, no, I get it. No one will be listening to the Bellied up podcast without Charlie. I'm fully aware. It is what it is.

[C]

Ryan Love and MGK is about as cool as a fanny pack full of dicks.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, it's tough to be holding MGK stock when he's putting out new songs for 14 year old girls. You know what I mean?

[D]

Yeah. Like when I. When I say I'm a huge MGK fan, I'm a huge fan of like 2016 rap devil. Yeah. Yeah. The Bloom album was one of the greatest of all time. But like, like his rock stuff, I'm not. I'm not tuning in very much.

[C]

Ryan only likes taking a gravel road so it vibrates his seat.

[A]

Actually not a bad reason.

[D]

No, I mean, yeah, especially like right.

[A]

After you have a kid. You know.

[C]

Concrete might be the easiest trade other than H vac, but these guys can't figure out either one.

[A]

Yeah, it's definitely. I mean, concrete. The skill level is definitely the lowest you need to do it. I'm aware of that.

[C]

Some people would say Tyler is autistic and those people would be doctors.

[B]

That's good.

[C]

The only research. The only research that Ryan does is my buddy said, what more research you got to do?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You want me go on Facebook? Be like, yeah, I saw this Facebook article.

[A]

I mean, what was the last time anyone on this podcast did any research whatsoever?

[B]

Jared does for the fun facts.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

No, he doesn't. He just makes him up.

[B]

Ryan told him his buddy said it, so he tells us.

[C]

I bet Dylan, I mean, T shirt guy was the kid who ripped line of Pixie sticks in the lunchroom to practice for Adderall in the future.

[A]

So specific.

[B]

Did you. Did you rip lines of Pixies?

[D]

No, I. I had the candy, I had the cand cigarettes.

[B]

That's close enough, cousin.

[C]

The only way Jared is going to lose 20 pounds this year if he gets his leg cut off on a treadmill.

[A]

Jesus.

[D]

That one's.

[A]

We're going to find out at the end of the podcast how much weight you've been losing.

[C]

Like, it's. Be good.

[D]

You said I last.

[A]

Uhoh.

[B]

Jesus.

[C]

And then Barb DW gave us four of them. Tyler talking about his doomsday bunker helps me understand what my wife goes through at work as A special ed teacher.

[A]

I didn't realize people hated your doomsday bucket so much.

[B]

The problem is, is I've. You guys blew my bunker out of proportion. If we go back to the original episode, all I said was I have a place I'm gonna go in a doomsday scenario, and you guys have invented all the other yourselves.

[A]

That's not them.

[D]

How would we do that if we don't have info on it?

[B]

Right. I'm just not telling you where it is.

[D]

We know where it's.

[C]

You do you know, Ryan and his college buddies definitely went through an experimental stage together in college.

[D]

Experimenting with what?

[B]

Each other.

[A]

Each other.

[D]

Yeah, I know that.

[B]

Guys. Making. Sure.

[A]

Well, after the last.

[B]

After the riddles.

[A]

Yeah, after the riddles. I don't know.

[D]

It's harder to know the riddle game when I'm not actively looking at you guys.

[B]

You're looking at me.

[A]

I said, hey, look at me.

[C]

I don't know what's more annoying, Miles talking about losing weight or high school sports. At least we haven't had to hear about the weight loss for 365 episodes. Jared, reading the Patriot questions is proof the Quality Leering center isn't fraud. It's as good as the education gets up north.

[A]

That's a good one.

[D]

Quality leering.

[C]

You.

[A]

You do need. So at times I do wonder if we need to get you a Hooked on Phonics subscription.

[C]

Jared, it's bad. I know. I'm working on it, though.

[A]

Phonics.

[C]

Phonics.

[B]

So what?

[A]

You should start watching Ms. Rachel teach you how to talk.

[C]

Tyler microwaves his food because he's scared of getting grill flavor on anything.

[B]

Fair enough.

[A]

That's just a comment about Tyler's life.

[C]

Yeah, you can tell Ryan was a C section baby by the way he avoids labor.

[D]

Tyler looks like the only person who's got dirty hands in this office is me. All right.

[C]

Dirty hands, clean money.

[D]

That's right. I gotta get one of them hats. Actually, I think I had one at one point. They sold it online.

[C]

Tyler looks like he moans when he wipes his ass.

[B]

I'm gonna start doing that when you guys know you guys are around the bathroom. Just gonna start moaning every time I rip a piece of toilet paper off.

[C]

They call him Ryan the T shirt guy because the jumpy Twink reliever was copyrighted already.

[D]

Twink?

[A]

The jumpy twink reliever.

[B]

I don't know if that joke means Ryan is relieving Twinks or that's, like, what, his baseball reliever thing.

[D]

It's a Base. I don't understand the jumpy part, though. What's the name? What's the name? Probably someone that I absolutely k'd up in college.

[C]

Party Supreme.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I know him.

[A]

Party.

[D]

Yeah. I got a good look at his number because that's the only thing I would look when he was. Look at when he was walking back to the dugout.

[C]

But Miles is Joey Cold Cuts from Bob Dust Sports on Oz. Epic was another one.

[A]

I like that.

[B]

I know. It's all right.

[A]

Yeah, Joey Cold Cuts is funny. Yeah.

[D]

Good guy.

[C]

Let's see. That's about all I have. Tyler, did you notice any good ones?

[B]

There's one that I really. I read right away, and you've done it every single time. It's a. Is what Jared will say for reading this.

[A]

Did you do that?

[B]

He's done it every single time, and I was waiting for you to get to it.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah, I forgot to put that in.

[B]

Is what Jared will say. Before he used.

[A]

He's moved on from the. He used to go. Now he's just gone straight.

[B]

I can find some of them on here.

[C]

Ryan is disguise. Ellen DeGeneres.

[A]

Stretch.

[B]

Ryan looks like the guy who graduated high school five years ago, but still goes to the local bowling alley on Friday nights to try and impress girls. Tyler looks like a guy who's one more inconvenience away from going to get.

[A]

Some milk that I maybe am on board with.

[B]

I don't know what this means, but it's kind of funny. Jared looks like he could talk your ear off about sandwiches.

[C]

They could call me fat.

[A]

Is it? I think it's. I think he's calling you both fat and autistic.

[B]

Oh, gotcha.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah, that fits. Miles is one WI FI outage away from unemployment.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. I guess I maybe need a backup plan.

[D]

I mean, you got unlimited data, though, don't you?

[A]

Yeah, I can go Hot spot.

[B]

He's a good one.

[A]

I'll go to the local library, upload the podcast.

[B]

Yeah, Miles is really good at moving goal posts. So good that he couldn't get near one as a QB in college. When anyone has a wet dream, they have technically slept with more women than Ryan. Totally joking. At least y' all played could in college. And, Ryan, you and your wife have a beautiful thing. Tyler, just quit being weird at lunch. Jared is the zing king. Great podcast. Okay.

[D]

Oh, you know, that was a really nice comment.

[A]

I think he was hitting on your wife, though.

[D]

I know, which is fine.

[A]

Yeah, you and your wife have a good thing going. Oh, God.

[D]

It'S compliment, actually. It's the best compliment a guy can get. Mm.

[A]

Is that it, boys?

[D]

Give me. Just fucking cut me deep with one.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

I mean, I feel like they have been cutting you a little bit deep.

[D]

I'm, I'm totally. I'm cool as a cute.

[B]

Holy. This one's really long for you. Do you want it? I haven't read it, so it'll be off the cuff.

[D]

Let's go.

[B]

Ryan, you aren't just awake. You are vibrating on a molecular level at a frequency only detectable by dogs and gas station attendants. Powered entirely by a dangerous cocktail of nicotine pouches and enough caffeine to stop a horse's heart. You're one double espresso away from transcending this physical plane. And let's talk about that. Look. Your style is straight out of the garbage. A tragic pile of oversized hoodies and stained caps that look like they were recovered from a flooded basement. It's fitting, though, because your wardrobe is just as cheap, uninspired, and disposable as the actual. You betcha merch. You're pedaling. You don't have a morning routine. You have a chemical ritual and a laundry basket full of regrets. This guy went did a long paragraph on all of us. Should I keep going?

[A]

Sure. Yeah.

[D]

There's more. Don't stop in the middle.

[B]

Tyler, you're a complete fraud. You've built an entire personality about being a Midwest guy. You treat a grill spatula like a radioactive artifact watching each other.

[A]

GBT definitely wrote these, by the way.

[B]

It has to be.

[C]

Oh, dude.

[B]

Yeah, it's got the dashes too.

[A]

Yeah. This is GPT. Oh, come on.

[B]

His name is Mbop McGee.

[A]

I, I, I, I know this because once in a while, just to feel better about myself, I'll have GPT roast you guys. And I read them for my own enjoyment. Sounds just like that.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. Should I keep going then, on these fraudulent roasts?

[A]

It's whatever you want to do, Tyler. This is your podcast.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah, here's another one. Miles looks like the brownie paper towels guy, but.

[B]

Hell yeah.

[A]

Hell yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, brother. I was so early on that song, by the way. Everyone's doing it in Tick Tocks, that song. I month ago, Jared. I said you guys gotta listen to this song.

[B]

This is perfect timing.

[D]

Did he, Jared?

[B]

Miles seems like no one gave him attention as a child because he never shuts up as an adult. Ryan looks like he used to pretend to be drunk for clout in high school.

[A]

I had to drink.

[D]

I Didn't drink in high school, so.

[C]

Miles is a great value. Baker Mayfield.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

It's a common one.

[A]

I actually got Baker Mayfield more when I was a lot fatter.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Are you? Used to.

[A]

Now that I've slimmed down, which I've been talking about again, I. No one says I look like Baker Mayfield, so I don't know what's up with that.

[B]

But anyways, I'll read one more. It's got one for all of us from Rocky Balboner. Ryan is the kind of guy that constantly has to tell you he lifts, because otherwise you'd have zero clue that he even knows what weights are. Hashtag string bean. Miles, you've written the Dave and Flops Coat Tales as a podcaster. Those two carried the pod for a while. No complaints, though. Love the stories.

[A]

Don't take them away. Don't take them away.

[B]

Tyler responded to my DM on Instagram 1 time when I had a question about hunting gear. Good. Good guy. No roast for you.

[A]

Oh, fuck off.

[B]

Yeah, because it was the only.

[D]

There was only a DM in his Instagram fucking inbox.

[B]

That was good.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

Are you mad at me? I didn't write this.

[D]

I'm not.

[B]

I didn't fucking write this.

[D]

I got roasted and you didn't.

[B]

You're being jumpy, Jared. I'll leave you alone. Don't do that, R. I'll leave you alone here. Jared. I'll leave you alone here. Don't want to add much more for you to read. We all know sometimes that's a struggle.

[A]

It's not his fault.

[C]

I appreciate that, Val.

[A]

Oh, that's good. That's good.

[C]

That was good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, it's okay. You know, it did feel good.

[D]

I felt good, actually.

[B]

Cathartic.

[A]

Ryan definitely had the most amount of roasts. Yeah, Jared.

[D]

Yeah, I kind of. Yeah, I kind of bring. I feel like I bring that out of myself, though.

[A]

You think?

[B]

Boom, roasted.

[A]

I mean, look at that mustache. Boom. Roasted. Yeah.

[D]

Luckily, I didn't have this before this came out.

[B]

Oh, God, that would have been bad, I think.

[A]

I love how he goes. Okay. I didn't have this, like, saying it off the mic is, you know, it's a good show.

[B]

All right. Jared and I got the same two roasts over and over, reading and grilling.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you're gonna weigh in, Jared. All right. Jared's gonna weigh in. Do we remember what he was last week?

[B]

Not a clue. We should get a board in here, a whiteboard.

[A]

What were you last week, Jared?

[C]

It was like 2. 24 points.

[A]

224.5 is the number to beat. What is he. Ryan?

[B]

Jared said no way.

[D]

228.1.

[B]

Wrong way, dog.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

220.6. Oh, sorry. The angle that I'm looking at it. Wait.

[A]

£4 down. Almost £4 down in a week.

[D]

I wonder.

[B]

That's great.

[C]

I don't know how accurate that.

[B]

Let me know.

[A]

Well, it doesn't matter.

[C]

It's true.

[A]

As long as you weigh in with the same type of clothing on every single time.

[C]

I feel like I have heavier clothing today, too.

[B]

Ryan is test using himself as the. The control. Yes.

[A]

How accurate is it, Ryan?

[D]

It's pretty accurate. 192.8.

[A]

That is such a lie.

[B]

What?

[A]

You're soaking wet with a bulletproof vest on your. 192.

[C]

Go look at.

[A]

Look at this.

[D]

Well, you can't because it's not there anymore, but 192.8. It's accurate.

[C]

And I was. I was sick all last week, so that might have had something to do with it.

[B]

It's a great way to get sick. Just go to a daycare. You'll get sick.

[A]

Honestly. Get mono.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Go to the Quality Learning Center.

[B]

He's already been, according to the one guy.

[A]

This guy.

[D]

Go back there.

[A]

That's where he came from.

[B]

That's. Yeah, that's how he got sick. Maybe there are kids there.

[C]

It's the Minnesota Diet.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Punk.

[D]

Quality Learning Center.

[C]

Yeah. That's good. I'm happy.

[A]

Yeah, I'm happy for it.

[C]

And I didn't go on the treadmill once last week.

[D]

Okay, well, what. What's.

[B]

Whatever you're doing is working. Yeah. Can't argue with the results.

[C]

I did see something like. Like fitness results are like, two weeks behind until you, like, so if I ran a treadmill for five days two weeks ago, the results would show up now. I read that online. I don't know how true it is.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

[D]

I. I had a buddy tell me that one time.

[A]

I mean, I would say, like, mus. Muscularly. Like. Yes. Your. The muscle, though. Your benefits of your muscles would improve that. But in terms of just like, burning calories, you just burn them right there.

[C]

Yeah, that's kind of what I thought.

[B]

You know, what about, like, fat reserves? Does that take, like, two weeks to actually disappear?

[A]

I don't know about fat reserves. I'm guessing that is. Takes a little bit longer than just burning actual calories. But. But when you burn calories or you're In a calorie deficit. It pulls from the fat storage.

[B]

Right. So is it immediate?

[A]

Immediate. I don't know. And I. I heard that I'm not a scientist anymore. Well, I still am. It was a joke.

[C]

And I hear that you, like, you breathe out the calories.

[A]

Losing weight.

[C]

So if I just like hyperventilate, I should technically lose more weight.

[B]

Do make sure you do it into the mic.

[A]

Yeah, that is a good question. Where does the calories go when you burn them? Do you think that they come out of your lungs?

[C]

I think so. That's the way I understood it.

[B]

I think it's exerted as energy. Yeah.

[D]

It's like. Doesn't it come out of your sweat?

[B]

I know this guy that says we get stuff wrong now is in my head and I can't say anything because.

[D]

Like when people cut weight in wrestling, you hit the sauna, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So you're. So I guess sweat is more water.

[B]

That sweat is waterway.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And when you get down to it, it is. It's caloric deficit. And that's literally the only thing you can do. You can spit, but that's again just water weight.

[A]

Suppose all of the fat storage that you burn up for energy goes to all of your organs and functions of your body and uses it as.

[B]

And then where does that energy go live in your mind?

[C]

You breathe it out.

[A]

I don't fucking know.

[D]

Okay. Okay. I don't. This is just a. I'm just throwing this out there. No, I have nothing behind this.

[A]

Guess this is a grenade over the wall. Just this grenade over the wall for sure.

[D]

We don't know if it's gonna go off or not. So when you burn, like when you burn calories, it's. I would think it's. I'm a burn barrel guy, right. I would think it's similar to.

[B]

It qualifies you for sure.

[D]

When you throw a box into a burn barrel and you burn it, right. It starts out at a bot as a box and it essentially burns on into nothing. So the heat that you expel when you are exercising, would that be the calories that are burning from your body?

[B]

Like there's still like the physical ash of that box that's burned away and that's what it becomes.

[D]

But it weighs a lot less.

[A]

It releases part of the molecules into the air. Right. That's what, like where the heat comes from.

[B]

Again, I'm afraid to confidently say anything anymore. I'm also no more giving the guy.

[D]

I've also heard that like when you are going through. Let's just say like a tough workout. And you know how sometimes your skin gets cold? That is a sign that you're burning, that you're like actively burning fat because.

[B]

Yeah. Isn't it just your fat that gets cold?

[D]

Well, because then your body, your, your body is trying to cool itself down, which also requires energy, which is gonna in turn burn more calories.

[B]

That's how you drift more in your sleep. Stay cold.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

If you want to lose more weight in your sleep, don't. Don't sweat up because you'll just tear the covers off in your sleep. But turn the, turn the heat down and do just like the top sheet for a blanket. You'll drift more.

[A]

What do you mean by drift?

[B]

Drift is the amount of weight.

[D]

It's a wrestling term. Sorry, Miles, you wouldn't know.

[B]

You wouldn't get it.

[A]

I thought you talking about quality of sleep.

[B]

No, you drift like lose more weight in your sleep because usually in wrestling, like you'd want to go to bed like a pound and a half to two pounds over because you drift that in your sleep. Wake up the next morning two pounds lighter. But if you want to drift more, you make your room cold or you sleep cold because in your body's working to stay hot. You're burning, you're burning stuff in the, in your sleep.

[A]

Okay, I got it. Yeah, I like time. I'm getting good quality sleep.

[B]

Yeah, that's my bad.

[A]

Thought it was like slang for getting in your REM cycles.

[D]

Sure. Quality sleeping, quality leering. I gotta get one of them hoodies.

[C]

You love that.

[B]

I do.

[C]

I got a fun fact. While not a strict legal mandate from aviation authorities like the ff, ffa, FAA.

[D]

Can'T read Future Farmers of America.

[C]

It is a common industry standard for pilots and co pilots to consume different meals. This protocol ensures that if one meal causes food poisoning, the other pilot remains unaffected, allowing them to safely land the aircraft.

[A]

I do like that. Actually.

[B]

That is both different meals are still shitty.

[D]

What if they're both.

[A]

That wasn't even funny. That wasn't even funny.

[D]

Why are you laughing?

[B]

It was just very. Because it was so out of left field.

[A]

It's just so dumb. Yeah, I like that.

[B]

You know, checks and balances.

[C]

Maybe we should do that around here, make sure no one has.

[A]

Well, don't bring up we wouldn't know.

[D]

Because we won't ask. Please don't, don't ask, don't tell him.

[A]

Never know what he eats because we can't ask him. I do like that. There's no way that they Abide by that ever.

[C]

It's just like a. Yeah, it's not. You have to do.

[D]

Unwritten rule one could get a Caesar salad. Get a Cobb salad.

[B]

Right. You know, and then the lettuce is bad. And they're both. The plane crashes.

[C]

Who are gonna land this plane.

[A]

Yeah. But in reality, how long flights usually are. Is your food poison gonna kick in that fast?

[B]

Right. And even if it does, kick in your pants and land the plane, guys.

[A]

Yeah, man or woman, dude, be a man or woman. Land the plane.

[B]

I don't give. Dude, no one cares if you land the plane with shitty, shitty cheeks. Just do it.

[C]

Just put the fries in the bag.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We don't care what you're eating for lunch. Just land the plane. Land the.

[C]

This tin can. All right.

[A]

Is that it, Jiren? Well, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of you Bet your Radio. Have a great week. We'll see you the next one. You betcha.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Bible trivia for miles. How many plagues did God send to Egypt? It is from the book of Exodus, chapter six.

[A]

Yeah, I know what book it's from.

[D]

Do you actually, it's the second book of the Bible. Exodus, Leviticus to follow.

[A]

The Bible always plays in, like, the. Like, threes, sevens, and maybe a nine here and there.

[C]

Not sixes.

[A]

No, especially not three of those suckers. That's a different book.

[D]

No, not like the monster can.

[A]

Yeah, because like, the. The Each little thing on the M is some Greek or some Arabic for. For six or whatever.

[B]

Six.

[C]

Yeah, something like that.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

The devil's juice. Back to the question.

[A]

How many plagues?

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Oh, there was locusts. There was frogs. There was all sorts. I'll do seven.

[C]

Final answer.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Ten.

[A]

There's also ten. Ten. Ten is the other number.

[C]

That's the big one.

[A]

Like three, seven, and ten. Ten commandments, you know, and three and seven make ten.

[C]

That's all right.

[D]

You were on the right track.

[C]

I think you were close.

[A]

Trying to think of all the plagues.

[C]

I have them listed here.

[A]

Locusts is on there, right?

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Frogs.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

I mean, dude, aren't we just thinking of. What's the show, Danny McBride.

[C]

Gemstones.

[D]

Righteous gemstones.

[A]

Yeah, I think that's why they put that in the.

[B]

Right.

[D]

Yeah, you should just. You should just walk through those in your head.

[A]

That's kind of what I'm doing.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Was famine a plague? Famine? No, Wasn't there. Wasn't there, like.

[C]

Yeah, I sort of. Diseased livestock. I guess that sort of would be.

[A]

Famine, disease, Livestock. Didn't they, like, end up killing, like, firstborns.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

Death of the firstborn.

[A]

What else? It was raining something, wasn't it?

[C]

Frogs.

[A]

Wasn't it raining? That was what frogs were. It was raining frogs or cats and dogs. Could have been cats and dogs.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

What other ones are there?

[C]

So it was water turning to blood. Frogs, licer, gnats, flies, diseased livestock, boils, hail, locusts, darkness, and death of the firstborn.

[A]

Yeah, I got. I was 40% ish.

[D]

Yeah, we gotta. We gotta get back on track with Bible trivia.

[A]

We were like, oh, yeah, again, it's all these technical. The better question would be, how many plagues could you name Is a way better Bible trivia question. And the answer would have been four.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So if you guys.

[D]

If you guys.

[A]

How many characters are in Leviticus 4, chapter 3. Yeah, yeah. What was the name of that one person that only showed up one time in the entire Bible? I should change it from Bible trivia to the. The Catechism of the Catholic Church trivia. I'll nail that. So if anyone's got some cat. Some catechism of the Catholic Church. Let's run it back. Let's go. Catechism.

[C]

A catechism is what.

[A]

It's kind of the rule book for the Catholic Church, I believe. Google that.

[C]

Just.

[A]

Google it. Let's run that back. Google that. The Catechism of the Catholic Church.

[D]

Let's see how Jared spells this.

[A]

There's an H in there.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Catechism, because.

[C]

Yeah, okay, here we go. Oh, it is a book.

[A]

Yeah. Dude. What say what is. What is? What is?

[B]

The. All right.

[A]

Is definitive, comprehensive, and official summary of Catholic doctrines, beliefs, and traditions. There we go.

[C]

So it's kind of like a spark notes for the Catholics.

[A]

It's not spark notes. It's. It's the book. Yeah.

[D]

It's not like a summary.

[C]

It would be like, the spark notes of the Bible.

[A]

No, no, no, no. This is about the Catholic Church specifically.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, there's portions of it that is the spark notes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Like, it explains a lot of the interpretations of the Catholic Church of the Bible.

[C]

Gotcha.

[A]

So it's like if you did, like, a. A podcast, like, you know, like, there's, like, back in the day, they had, like, the Game of Thrones podcast where they talk about the episodes. That's what the Catechism of the Catholic Church is for the Bible.

[D]

Got it, got it, got it.

[C]

That's good enough.

[D]

Promulgated 92 by Pope John Wall.

[C]

I Might get the audiobook of this and just take a peek.

[A]

You know, like, if they're like, hey, what are the seven sacraments? Just rattle them off. I'd go say.

[C]

Yeah, you could totally just rattle them off.

[A]

It would be penance, the Eucharist, or penance, confession or whatever. The Eucharist, Cervix.

[C]

There'S the Eucharist.

[A]

There would be anointing of the sick, would be a sacrament.

[D]

Run that back.

[C]

Got the Eucharist?

[A]

Yeah, I got the Eucharist. The sick. Confession. Matrimony is a sacrament. Baptism. What's it called?

[D]

Ccd? Confirmation.

[A]

Confirmation. And I think the last sacrament is, like, the one maybe the one where you become a priest or some like. Like, what do they call that?

[C]

Priesthood?

[A]

Yes. Whatever you got to do to do that. That might be one of them. Look it up. Let's see what the. Seven seconds. That's my best, best guess.

[C]

Seven sacraments of the Catholic Church.

[A]

Right? I don't know why you're trying to remember this.

[D]

Oh, no, no. I'm trying to think of.

[C]

Baptism, confirmation, Eucharist, penance, anointing of the sick, holy orders and matrimony.

[A]

I got him. I got him. See, let's. Let's run that catechism of the Catholic Church back.

[D]

Which one is the one you were trying to think of becoming?

[A]

Holy oil is what it's called. Go. I'm so back.

[C]

So back.

[A]

I didn't. I didn't go to Bible school. I went to Catholic school. All right.