We Play Family Feud 🎙 #354

Summary

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You Betcha Radio #354: "We Play Family Feud" 🎙 (Nov 26, 2025) – Detailed Summary

Episode Overview

This week, the You Betcha crew—Myles ("You Betcha Guy"), Ryan, Tyler, and Jared—return at full strength to unpack Midwest life, nostalgia, and man culture in a comedy-packed episode. Myles shares an eventful, rain-soaked Arizona trip, the gang debates zoo pros/cons, reflects on Thanksgiving traditions via a "Thanksgiving Draft," and wraps up with a wild in-studio round of Family Feud, Midwest-style. There’s plenty of banter about family, food, and the foibles of modern adulthood.

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1. Myles' Arizona Trip & Zoo Misadventures

(Start – 13:12)

• Rain in Arizona

  • Myles returns from an Arizona trip where, against expectations, it rained constantly.
  • "Just flew three hours, sat inside... had a good time, but if you look at it like that, seems a little ridiculous." — Myles (01:08)
  • He missed classic Arizona weather but did enjoy time with friends.

• First zoo visit since childhood

  • Myles reviews the Phoenix Zoo, noting disappointment that animals were mostly hiding or sleeping.
  • "The thing about zoos is the animals never cooperate." — Myles (02:00)
  • Highlights: Seeing a rhino (from a distance), feeding a giraffe (a “Traeger pellet-looking nugget”), and people-watching adults on animal-shaped mobility scooters.
  • "The best part... was watching all the grown people riding around on, like, koala motor cars." — Myles (07:00)

• The Real Stars: The People

  • The team riffs on how people-watching at zoos is sometimes better than seeing animals.
    • "The best animal I saw at the zoo was the fat people riding the koala scooters." — Myles (10:30)
    • "I used to be fat. Now I'm just in, I think, a category of chubby." — Myles (10:44)
  • Tyler recalls better luck with animal action at the Lake Superior Zoo.

• Aquarium Recommendation

  • Tyler suggests aquariums as a superior alternative for animal activity.
  • "If you want to see some animals doing—go to aquariums, there's always something happening there." — Tyler (08:40)

• Midwestern beer radar

  • Myles spots fellow Midwesterners at the Phoenix zoo, instantly recognizing them by their double-fisted beers.
    • "Those guys are from like Wisconsin or something... they’re all just carrying two beers and a beer in each hand." — Myles (09:18)

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2. Thanksgiving Draft: Midwest Traditions

(26:17 – 46:18)

• Snake Draft Format

  • The crew drafts the ultimate Thanksgiving essentials, with food and experiences up for grabs. Picks mix comfort, tradition, and humor.
  • "Here's the anything goes Thanksgiving draft for the boys." — Myles (21:12)

• Top Draft Picks (Sampling):

  • Myles: Gravy boat, 11am beer, an insane relative, camping out at Walmart for Black Friday.
    • "How many times a year do you actually get homemade gravy? One time a year. And Thanksgiving." — Myles (21:57)
    • "The best is some relative acting insane, and you and your cousins are in on it, kind of encouraging it." — Myles (28:59)
  • Ryan: Good internet & flat screen TV (for football), fat bowl of coleslaw, dinner rolls with butter, debrief on the drive home.
    • "Coleslaw is my favorite side dish of all time." — Ryan (27:23)
    • "The debrief on the drive home." — Ryan (31:47)
  • Tyler: Sweatpants, pumpkin pie, group chat gossiping about family drama, playing cards.
    • "I'm gonna go sweatpants." — Tyler (23:02)
    • "Pumpkin pie... that was my number one, number two." — Miles (26:24)
  • Jared: Going for a walk (wink), 2pm dinner, 5 mins of parade coverage, small Thanksgiving (<6 people).
    • "Going for a walk is my pick." (Implied “weed walk” tradition) — Jared (24:10)
    • "Small Thanksgiving... those are elite." — Jared (32:35)

• Memorable Holiday Dynamics

  • Humor in family group chats, relatives “going for the walk,” and everyone watching just enough of the Macy’s Parade before moving on.
  • "Just need to see Al Roker for three minutes, then a couple floats." — Jared (34:19)

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3. Hunting Tales, Movie Tangents & Childhood Nostalgia

(14:14 – 26:09)

• Ryan’s Deer Hunting Stories

  • Ryan nails a 359-yard shot and narrowly misses a backyard trophy buck with his bow.
    • "After you make a 359 yard shot, you're considering like long range...that's where my mind's at right now for next year." — Ryan (14:24)
    • Myles: "You killed the arrow. You missed a deer." (16:09)
  • Brief digression into “Weekend at Bernie’s 2” and 90s movie nostalgia.

• Cousins, Secret ‘Walks’, & Generational Shifts

  • Tyler laments not being cool enough anymore to get invited to "go for a walk" with younger cousins.
  • "I went into the basement and caught my cousins and my sister doing the [walk]. I wasn't invited because you're too much of a narc now." — Tyler (24:26)

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4. Thanksgiving: Reasons Our Wives Should Be Thankful

(47:04 – 55:02)

• Mock List of ‘Thankful’ Spousal Traits

  • The guys lampoon the trope of husbands suggesting what their wives should appreciate about them:
    • Myles: “Being hilarious,” cracking timely PMS jokes, and “ass slaps for preparedness.”
      • "My wife should be thankful for all the ass slaps because really, I'm showing her how much I appreciate her assets." — Tyler (48:41)
    • Ryan: Removing boxes from the garage, having a “mindful” podcast.
    • Tyler: Time spent hunting gives his wife solo time with the kids.
    • Jared: She gets to park in the garage in winter.
    • Myles: "My wife should be thankful that when a bill comes in the mail that I, like, know what to do with it." (52:43), plus knowing how to operate YouTube/Google to fix things.

• Quick-fire Trades & Midwest Domestic Logistics

  • Who takes out recycling, navigating local garbage schedules, and rarely-known recycling week oddities.
  • "Sometimes it's a mystery, dude...I might just start putting the recycling bin out on Thursday night...to see how many people else will put it out there." — Miles (58:05)

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5. FAMILY FEUD: In-House Midwest-Style

(61:20 – 83:34)

• Setup:

  • Jared hosts as "Steve Harvey"; Myles, Ryan, and Tyler form a “family.”
  • Five rounds, must get 4 of 5 correct per round.

• Funny/Favorite Family Feud Moments:

  • "Name a game inappropriate at a company party": Spin the bottle, Twister, Truth or Dare, and a near-miss with “Who’s in my mouth, Steve.”
    • (68:43) Myles’ deadpan delivery: “Who’s in my mouth, Steve.”
    • "Your Steve Harvey impression is nothing like Steve Harvey." — Miles to Jared (67:22)
  • "Something you can get in extra large”: T-shirt / fries / pizza / eggs (to the team’s confusion).
    • "Eggs?! That's horseshit! We'd have never got eggs." — Tyler (73:45)
  • "Job for a bodybuilder": Personal trainer, bouncer, construction, (incorrect: GNC employee, cop).
  • "Jobs you can’t fall asleep doing”: “Daycare provider” stumps the board, while “truck driver,” “machinist,” and “pilot” are top answers.

• Self-aware acknowledgment of their poor collective performance.

  • "We are bad at Family Feud." — Miles (82:15)

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6. Midwest Appliance Woes & Fridge Debates

(84:30 – 93:02)

• The Quest For The Perfect Fridge
  • Should refrigerators come with ice makers standard in 2025? Team rants about new fridges having everything except the one feature you want.
  • Full-length debate on fridge layouts (half/half, full doors, freezer-on-bottom), drawer quirks, and the curse of vertical vs. chest freezers.
    • "Why can't appliance manufacturers just nail it? There's always something that isn't in there." — Miles (84:37)
  • Issues with slanted fridges, kids’ Eggo waffles, and the Great Freezer Deep Clean Procrastination.

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7. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Rainy Arizona & Zoo Experience

• "The thing about zoos is the animals never cooperate." — Myles (02:00)
• "The best animal I saw at the zoo was the fat people riding the koala scooters." — Myles (10:30)

Thanksgiving Draft, Group Chat Gigs

• "Going for a walk is my pick." — Jared (24:10)
• "Group chat with your siblings talking about it live." — Tyler (32:20)

Thankful For…

• "My wife should be thankful that when a bill comes in the mail that I, like, know what to do with it." — Miles (52:43)
• "Your wife should be thankful for YouTube so I can fix things." — Tyler (53:10)
• "My wife should be thankful that I know what day the garbage man shows up." — Ryan (57:06)

Family Feud Outtakes

• "Who's in my mouth, Steve." — Miles (68:43)
• "Eggs?! That's horseshit! We'd have never got eggs." — Tyler (73:45)
• "We are bad at Family Feud." — Miles (82:15)

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8. Episode Flow, Tone & Character

• The show maintains its signature mix of Midwestern good-natured ribbing, nostalgia, and guy talk.
• Plenty of candid confessions, irreverent tangents, warmth, and inside references (often about food, family foibles, and regional quirks).
• Genuine camaraderie blends with self-deprecating stabs at adulthood and tradition.
• You leave with a sense of hanging at the bar (or the deer stand) with lifelong buddies riffing on small joys, small-town troubles, and the weird realities of modern Midwest living.

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[BEST SEGEMENT TIMESTAMPS]

• Zoo Rant: 01:22 – 13:12
• Thanksgiving Draft: 26:17 – 46:18
• Family Feud Starts: 61:20 – 83:34
• Spousal Gratitude Bit: 47:04 – 55:02

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Bottom Line:
This episode delivers everything the “most Midwest podcast on the planet” promises: beer, family, food, friendly roasts, pop culture, and a hilarious group therapy session through the lens of Thanksgiving and nineties nostalgia. It’s pure hangout comedy, best enjoyed with a (mid-morning) beer in sweatpants.

Cheers, and have a grateful (and weird) Thanksgiving!

Transcript

[Miles]

Welcome back everybody to another episode of you Bet yout Radio Podcast where the boys are back. We're at full strength and we're feeling good. I am fresh off a trip to Arizona. I'm so Ay.

[Jared]

That was Cambodia you went to?

[Miles]

No, this time I went to Arizona.

[Ryan]

What's the time in Arizona right now? Cuz we. No one ever knows the time.

[Miles]

One hour difference from Central time. I found out.

[Ryan]

Okay, so you're mountain. It's mountain time right now.

[Miles]

But then during the summer it's two hours different.

[Ryan]

We were in the same time zone. Mountain time.

[Jared]

Let's go.

[Miles]

Let's go.

[Tyler]

Wow.

[Ryan]

I'm jet legged. All hell no.

[Miles]

Yeah, you go ahead. You talk about your weekend.

[Ryan]

No, I. I was just. I'm trying to relate to the story. You.

[Miles]

Yeah, go ahead, Ryan. Yeah, tell us about your whole weekend.

[Ryan]

All good, go ahead.

[Miles]

No, I was in Arizona and I mean it just rained the whole time I was there.

[Ryan]

So weird.

[Miles]

There's nothing you can do about it. But it's like, can't go to the beach, it doesn't rain there. Can't go to the beach even. Can't do flags. We couldn't even golf because it was raining.

[Tyler]

Son of a gun.

[Miles]

So, yeah, we just kind of were inside, you know, just flew three hours, sat inside. I mean it was, it was fun, had a good time. But if you look at it like that, I mean, it seems a little ridiculous.

[Ryan]

I mean, you left all about relaxation.

[Tyler]

You left the Airbnb, right?

[Miles]

I was a buddy's house. So. Yeah, no, we did, we went, we went to the zoo, which that's the first zoo I've been to since I was a kid. Because every time Ann takes our kid to the zoo, it's always like when I'm out of town doing like bellied up and stuff. Sure, say something to do. This is the first zoo I've been to since 20 years. Since I was maybe 10, 22 years.

[Tyler]

I'm a zoo guys. I like zoos.

[Miles]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, we'll do the miles Official zoo review. Yeah, zoos are cool in theory. I really get it. Like, I get why zoos exist. I get the appeal. Right? But the thing about zoos is the animals never cooperate.

[Ryan]

No, never. They never come out and like wrestle or.

[Miles]

They're never doing stuff you want to look at.

[Ryan]

No.

[Miles]

So this zoo is a Phoenix zoo. Great zoo had lots of animals, right?

[Ryan]

Except Harambe. He. I. Yeah.

[Miles]

Was he in the Phoenix zoo?

[Ryan]

No, but. Oh, scentsy.

[Miles]

I mean, there's a rhino there. Which is sick. But I only. But I had to like lean over the thing and look underneath the tree and just saw like his side of his face.

[Ryan]

And half the time you got, it's just like a scab, like a scavenger hunt. You just gotta like piece together where they're gonna be.

[Miles]

Yeah. So then we went climb the farthest one away is the bighorn sheep. And I was like, I want to see some big horn sheep. Got up to the exhibit and it's like, I think it was the female big orange sheep which don't have like as big a horns. Guessing I don't know. It also didn't tell me that on the thing.

[Ryan]

I think more like a farm sheep.

[Miles]

But then I see like way up top there's a fence like so far away and I see a big big horn sheep. I'm like, why do we got them up there? Why couldn't we put that pen thingy down here and put the ones that the like don't have as big a horns further away. What are we doing? And the first time we walked by lion's dens, I was like, oh, they don't have lions. It says lions then, but there's no lions. Then when we came back past it, their lions are there, but they're laying down because they're cats. They just sleep all day and behind a rock. So like if you like look through this one little chain link area, you could see like the snout of one of the lions and that was it. Then you round the corner and oh, this is a jaguar or whatever again sleeping on a platform. So all you could see was his paws hanging off the platform.

[Ryan]

Are you a reader?

[Miles]

And it, and it was just like. And then I saw hyena was next to the jaguar, which it was actually like right in front of the viewing thing. But it was like all rolled up into a ball next to the wall, which I was wondering if it died. It looked like it was dead probably in the shade. So I just saw it just looked like a, like a really like fluffy pillow just laying there. That's what I got to see for the hyenas.

[Ryan]

You know, there's one time I went to the zoo and I looked in a pen for like five minutes looking for this animal before I looked down and realized that the animal wasn't even there anymore.

[Tyler]

Yeah, they leave a sign. They're like, hey, so and so Is that the doctor?

[Ryan]

Yeah, I failed to read the sign here. Yeah, I mean try to find the, whatever it is, the mink or whatever The.

[Tyler]

I did that when Fargo got the red panda.

[Miles]

Ah.

[Tyler]

I went to go see the red panda and the red panda was like getting a bath when I was there or some. He was not in the pen.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Pampered.

[Tyler]

Looked for 15 minutes.

[Miles]

Yeah. So that was that. The one cool thing, though is we did. We did feed the. The giraffe.

[Tyler]

Nice.

[Miles]

Just sick.

[Ryan]

Like hand to mouth.

[Miles]

Yeah. So, like, you go like this with the little nugget of. It looked like a oversized Traeger pellet. You know, apparently just feeding these giraffe wood.

[Tyler]

Yum.

[Miles]

They're just feeding them wood pellets.

[Tyler]

Cherry flavored.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah. There's lines on the thing. You stand in the line, you hold it out like this and it leans over and it sticks its tongue way out and wraps its end of its tongue around the little nugget of food and then sucks it in.

[Ryan]

Kind of sick.

[Tyler]

What an absolute role reversal for that giraffe. He's like, yeah, you think you're putting me in a cage? I'm tricking all of these hairless monkeys into feeding me every day.

[Miles]

Hairless monkeys. Spending $8 a person to feed me three nuggets.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Buck a piece.

[Tyler]

What a gig for the giraffe.

[Miles]

Like 16 bucks for me and Anne to take our kid up there and feed the giraffe. And he can't even think yet.

[Tyler]

I. I didn't. I have good luck at zoos. The last zoo I went to is the Lake Superior Zoo in Duluth. And there's a tiger right away when you walk through the doors. And the tiger was putting on a show for everybody.

[Miles]

Love to see that.

[Tyler]

Jumping up and down, doing, rolling around. Just, he's. He's eating his pile of meat every two, three minutes. And then we went to the bears. And the bears have, like, you can watch them from up top and then you can also go down in their tunnel and they have the water. They swim around in the water. And the bear came right up to the glass. We have videos of him. He's doing barrel rolls in the water.

[Ryan]

Flicked you off probably kind of.

[Tyler]

He's like rubbing his asshole on the window.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Anal infection or something.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

That's what you come to see.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

All I wanted to see was some grizzly butthole. Yeah. And I got it.

[Miles]

Honestly, the best part of going to the Phoenix zoo was watching all the grown people riding around on, like, koala, like motor cars.

[Ryan]

Sure.

[Miles]

So, like, think about, like a, you know, someone who's 800 pounds at Walmart, rides around their little scooter so think like that and the speed of that. But instead of you sitting in a chair, it's like you're mounted a horse. And then there's like this fake. Like it looked like, you know, like a teddy bear thing draped over it. So, like, you know, you got these like grown people riding this scooter like this riding a koala bear. And I just thought that was so funny.

[Tyler]

I'm just.

[Ryan]

I'm laughing at the 800 person at 1.

[Miles]

You know what I'm talking about? We've all seen that.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah, they got a double charge. The batteries on those.

[Tyler]

The suspension on those things.

[Ryan]

They're sagging looking, you know, like, don't take that thing off the curb.

[Miles]

Like saddlebags hanging inside, you know. But no, it was fun. The zoo. I mean, it was exactly what I thought it would be. I did think I would see some more animals up close. Considering recommendation. But I also get they can't like, make the animals do anything that's like they're already in hot water with everyone just keeping animals in cages for sure. So, like, I get that they're already like walking a fine line. They can't just be like, you know, tasing them. Tell them to come up the window because I want to see them. I get that.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Nor should I think they do that, but if you.

[Tyler]

I don't know where your tastes lie, but if you want to see some. Some animals doing. Go to aquariums, there's always something happening there.

[Miles]

I've been told to go to aquarium. Maybe I'll try that in another 20 years. The.

[Tyler]

The Phoenix aquarium is really good.

[Miles]

Okay. Maybe we should down there.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

That's nice for you to give him that recommendation before he left.

[Tyler]

Didn't know it was going to be raining on him. Figured he'd be outside.

[Miles]

No. Yeah, I mean, we were out. That was. It wasn't raining when we were at the zoo, which was. That would. I mean, insult to injury.

[Ryan]

I mean, also, you get him by water, though, he's gonna be faced at the aquarium.

[Tyler]

That's true. They serve.

[Miles]

That will be bad. I did see there's a group of people when I walked in and I just looked at him and I go, those guys are from like Wisconsin or something. I can just tell. And then, sure, we like go to the end, we're coming back. And I see them all just carrying two beers and a beer in each hand. And I was like, yeah, they're from Midwest somewhere.

[Tyler]

Well, I seen a giraffe sober. Isn't as fun to see In a giraffe with a buzz. Yeah.

[Jared]

You can see two of them too.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Double the animals.

[Miles]

I. Lions.

[Tyler]

It was weird. They were like doing this tandem thing where they all walk together the exact same way.

[Miles]

Yeah. But yeah, you know, we didn't go to Arizona to enjoy the beautiful Arizona weather or go to a zoo with exotic animals. We just went to hang out with our friends and that's what we did. And we had a great time.

[Tyler]

It's good.

[Miles]

So it's good. I mean, like, it would have helped if the weather was better and the zoo animals were showing off for me, but.

[Ryan]

Yeah, no, I get it.

[Miles]

Beggars can't be choosers.

[Jared]

I mean, like people watching at the zoo that. I mean, humans are animals.

[Miles]

That is very true.

[Tyler]

Great point.

[Ryan]

People watching is the best farmer zoo.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Right. Animals uncaged.

[Miles]

Yeah, I mean, I guess so. The best animal I saw at the zoo was the fat people riding the koala scooters.

[Ryan]

And you can say fat and I.

[Miles]

Can call them fat people because I used to be fat.

[Jared]

Used to be.

[Miles]

I'm.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Now I'm just in, I think a category of chubby. You know what is before I was fat, I don't know, I was really.

[Ryan]

Teetering the line of like cut and chubby.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

You know, Ray, season's coming.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Resolution resolution season's coming and we all know it's coming during resolution season.

[Miles]

No, I watched the video is like us doing dad one liners for how rare dads want their steak.

[Tyler]

Mm.

[Miles]

And I was pretty fat in that video. And then I forgot that you wrote down the. Apparently it's from a movie. But the like just cut the hooves off, wipe its ass and put it on a plate.

[Tyler]

Yep, pretty funny. Thanks.

[Miles]

It's great poll.

[Ryan]

I've never heard that one from movie.

[Miles]

Apparently. I don't remember what movie.

[Tyler]

It's a western. I don't remember what.

[Miles]

So yeah, good to be back. Good to be back. A weekend trip.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I thought I'd come back with a tan. Rub it in your guys face.

[Jared]

You know, it's all burnt to from.

[Miles]

Like two days in Arizona.

[Tyler]

He gets 16 hours of sunlight.

[Ryan]

Just came back with a little bit of slime from that giraffe tongue.

[Tyler]

It was probably. It was 55 degrees here yesterday.

[Miles]

No, I know. It was like 62 when I landed and it was like 65 when we left Arizona.

[Jared]

So dry.

[Miles]

But again, we went to hang out with friends. Yeah, guys. All right, guys. We're doing prize picks this week right now. Prize picks will give you $50 in lineups. When you play your first $5 lineup, win or lose, you'll get 50 bucks in lineups. Use promo code YBR when you sign up today. How we doing? It's Thanksgiving. We got the little turkey bowl going on this week. We got the guys chasing the turkey legs. Who's gonna. Who's gonna do it this year? Guys, who's gonna get a turkey leg?

[Jared]

Jared Dak Prescott. More than 34 and a half pass attempts.

[Ryan]

I like that.

[Miles]

Okay. Just gonna be slinging it around on the turkey bowl this year.

[Jared]

No wishbone offense.

[Miles]

No, it's a good pick.

[Tyler]

Tyler jibbs. More than 29 and a half receiving yards.

[Miles]

Okay. Not rushing, receiving.

[Jared]

We love it.

[Miles]

We love it.

[Ryan]

We love it.

[Miles]

What is that?

[Jared]

Oh, just. We just like that pick.

[Miles]

Ah, we love it.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Good an. Good, Good pig. I have Chase Brown 69 and a half rush yards. More than red de. Toggled it up once. Once. Once time. One time. We toggled it up. And he's gonna get a turkey leg this weekend.

[Ryan]

I got good pick.

[Miles]

I got.

[Ryan]

I got Travis kelsey more than 69 and a half receiving yards. That's a toggle up. He's gonna be catching them balls and he's gonna just be sucking down a turkey leg. He's gonna be sucking meat down.

[Miles]

That's getting that turkey leg. This. Good pick. Good pick. So, guys, you should roll with us. We got lots of good picks. We got lots of good games. We got lots of turkey legs to pass out and eat. This Thanksgiving prize picks lineup is brought to you by. Prize picks, use code ybr.

[Ryan]

I did shoot my deer this last weekend.

[Tyler]

Hell yeah.

[Miles]

You shot your deer.

[Ryan]

I did, yeah.

[Miles]

We were telling me about another story with the deer. So how many deer did you shoot at this?

[Ryan]

Well, I shot my rifle deer out west. I just had a doe tag, but we lasered it at 359. One shot. Boom, done. I mean, after you make a 359 yard shot, you're considering like long range. Like we're talking thousand yards. I mean, if that's the case, that's where my mind's at right now for next year. And then I had a monster buck in my backyard. We're gonna have to bleep all the. Or can we black this out for this area? Because like, no one around there can know that this buck exists. Can we. Can we black it out for this area?

[Miles]

You can do that, right?

[Jared]

We have the.

[Tyler]

It's fine. Everyone knows you live in Wapiton. They're gonna figure it out.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

But here's the thing. You wouldn't have to worry about this if. What?

[Ryan]

I've already made the shot. So I saw my bow tag. I still have my bow tag. I get home from rifle hunting, and I'm in the house, like, I just brought my duffel bag in, and I look out the window, and here comes a 6x5 down the lane in. In my 11 pointer.

[Miles]

11 pointer.

[Jared]

Gotcha.

[Ryan]

So I go outside. I'm like, holy. I better just grab my boat just in case. The garage door is already open, which is so clutch. He ends up making his way, like, into the yard. He's chasing this dough, and I. My range, everything's ready to go. My range finder is right here. Grab that. Boom. Range him at 52. And I just shot my target at 50 this last weekend. And I was. I was pretty dialed. So drew back, had no idea because I just like. I just, like, swung around the corner of my garage. Drew back, shot missed. Fletching fell off the arrow.

[Miles]

Wow. Wow.

[Ryan]

Just killed it.

[Miles]

You killed the arrow. You missed a deer.

[Ryan]

I did miss a deer, but an idiot. I would rather miss it than to wound it and have it just got shot or whatever and have it run off.

[Miles]

Bad fletching.

[Tyler]

You could. Ended up with a deer that. Just an arrow sticking through.

[Ryan]

It's big time.

[Miles]

Yeah. Weekend at Bernie's.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Well, no, it had been alive. Running around with Ryan's arrow in it.

[Miles]

Yeah. So Weekend at Bernie's too. They accidentally shoot an arrow through his head. But because he's always a. Spoiler alert.

[Jared]

There's a sequel.

[Miles]

There's a week too. I didn't know that.

[Tyler]

Me either.

[Miles]

They shoot an arrow through his head.

[Jared]

Come on.

[Miles]

When? When? Because when the music's playing, he's alive in. In two. I don't remember if one. He's like, alive when the music. Certain music's playing. So they had to put headphones on him with the music so he can, like, walk around. Because he go. He knows where the treasure is, and he goes and finds a treasure, and he walks underneath. They accidentally shoot him with an arrow. He's got arrow.

[Tyler]

Are you sure this wasn't a dream?

[Miles]

Google. Weekend at Bernie's two arrow.

[Ryan]

Spoiler alert.

[Jared]

Weekend at Bernie's.

[Tyler]

Because he's dead. The whole first movie. Correct.

[Ryan]

How long?

[Miles]

See, look, he's got the arrow through his head. Oh.

[Ryan]

I mean, how long could this guy be dead for?

[Miles]

Yeah. You didn't know? He did a Weekend at Bernie's too.

[Tyler]

I Had no idea.

[Jared]

I didn't even like the first one.

[Miles]

Yeah, we can have Bernie's. Two are sweet because you get to see boobs. There's a scene where Bernie gets accidentally hooked up to a parasailing thing, and it's like, dragging him on the beach, and he goes by these two chicks on a. On lawn chairs and bikinis, and he rips their tops off.

[Ryan]

Hell, yeah.

[Miles]

When you're. When you're 11 and you're watching Weekend at Bernie's 2, you are jacked.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah. You're gonna watch it the next day.

[Tyler]

And the next day, I tricked grandpa into letting me rent Super Troopers when I was, like, 11 or 12 years old. I was watching in the living room, and I forgot about the. The scene of the car with, like, the European lady who just bought ass naked. And grandma was in the kitchen cooking. And Grandpa just, like, muted. Don't let her hear.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah. Shout out. Shut up, gramps.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, the amount of equipment issues you and I are having.

[Ryan]

I know. I. And, okay, here's the thing.

[Miles]

I would have been like, is it contagious?

[Ryan]

Dude?

[Miles]

I would have been, stay away from us tar I shall fuck fever, and nobody could carry on next year.

[Ryan]

I would have been. Normally, I would have been distraught in this situation, as were you when you. When you miss a deer like this. But I. Now, I would have been if I would have been actually hunting and, like, sitting in a blind.

[Miles]

But, yeah, you were kind of like, oh, that was crazy.

[Ryan]

It just happened. I shouldn't have even been in that situation anyway because the timing was perfect. So, yeah, I. It bugged me for, like, a couple hours, and then it didn't. So I didn't lose any sleep over it.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's not like it was on, like, a food plot. You managed and scouted and had his tendencies down.

[Ryan]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. I didn't even know he existed because he just showed up a couple days ago.

[Tyler]

The rod will do that, so you got to get on him every night.

[Ryan]

I know. I get the spotlight out.

[Jared]

Seriously?

[Ryan]

He said every night.

[Tyler]

Just name your name. Your rifle. Bow and arrow.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Bow tag on it.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's a good loophole. Yeah, it is a good loophole.

[Tyler]

I shot it with my bow and arrow. Says right here on the butt of.

[Ryan]

My gun, that big exit hole. It must have just been, like, just wrenching around in there, running away.

[Miles]

We heard the gunshot. That was my lawnmower backfiring.

[Ryan]

Yeah, well, I'm trying to get the snowblower going.

[Tyler]

I use those Broad.

[Miles]

You shoot it. You shoot it with a rifle, then just go up to it and just shove an arrow through it.

[Ryan]

Dude, I'm sure people do it.

[Miles]

That has to be.

[Ryan]

I'm guarantee people do it, but yeah. So good weekend?

[Miles]

Nice. All right, Jared, you got a Thanksgiving draft for us?

[Jared]

Oh, yeah, we could. We could do that.

[Tyler]

I don't think Jared was ready. He's expecting us.

[Miles]

Well, he's got at the top of the order.

[Jared]

Yeah, we could do this. So we each get four picks and what we. What makes for, like, a great Thanksgiving?

[Miles]

What makes for a great Thanksgiving or is this food draft?

[Jared]

It can be anything.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Hell, yeah.

[Ryan]

And everybody is a snake draft.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

What's the order?

[Jared]

Miles goes first. I go last. Unless you want to go.

[Ryan]

So I mean, typical snake fashion, it looks like a snake if we go, him, me, you, Jared, snake.

[Tyler]

Yep. Yep.

[Miles]

All right. So I'm just drafting something with Thanksgiving four picks. So here's the anything goes Thanksgiving draft for the boys.

[Tyler]

Ryan goes. Amber Heard, first pick.

[Ryan]

No, that was a person I'd want to have Thanksgiving with.

[Miles]

All right, Number one.

[Ryan]

She probably needs somewhere to go.

[Miles]

I don't know if I understand this draft correctly or not, but I'll just. I'll take the gravy boat.

[Jared]

Gravy was good.

[Miles]

I'll just take the gravy boat.

[Ryan]

Weren't you guys talking earlier today about how much he loves gravy?

[Tyler]

We were talking about what we do on the episode. Jared's like, we should do something for Thanksgiving. And I go, what do you think? Do you think Miles will bring up gravy again like he does every year?

[Ryan]

This is at like 11am this morning. I heard you from my office. I said, shit, you not. Gravy train.

[Miles]

Well, I mean, it's the best part of Thanksgiving because how many times a year do you actually get homemade gravy? One time a year. And Thanksgiving.

[Jared]

It's true.

[Miles]

And all the gravy you'd get at a restaurant is, like, so subpar. What you would have.

[Tyler]

I can't remember. Which gravy do you like more? The lighter.

[Ryan]

What are the options?

[Jared]

There's chicken gravy. There's beef gravy.

[Miles]

I like turkey gravy on Thanksgiving.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Chicken?

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

It's a lighter. It's a lighter colored gravy.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jared]

Yeah, the dark shit's usually, like, beef gravy or potatoes. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Or like Salisbury steak or something.

[Jared]

Exactly. Yep.

[Miles]

Yeah. All right, well, yeah, I got that.

[Tyler]

Out of the way, off the board.

[Ryan]

I'll Take good Internet connection with a flat screen TV. Got to be over 55 inches, though.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Because typical Thanksgiving, go out to my grandma's place. She has no. She has no Internet, no service, and like a 32 inch.

[Tyler]

How are you supposed to watch the lions get stomped if you don't have a tv? Exactly.

[Ryan]

That's why I'm drafting at number one for. For my team.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Miles]

I like that.

[Tyler]

With my first pick, I'm gonna go sweatpants.

[Jared]

Oh, that's a good pick.

[Ryan]

Gray sweatpants.

[Tyler]

Doesn't matter.

[Miles]

Doesn't matter.

[Jared]

The color.

[Miles]

Don't fist bump me for that. You want to see Tyler in gray sweatpants?

[Ryan]

No, because I'm not.

[Miles]

Why did I do that?

[Ryan]

I'm not at his Thanksgiving.

[Miles]

His family is. Any.

[Tyler]

Any sweatpants with an elastic band?

[Miles]

Sure.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Not going to be black.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it could be black. Maroon, could be gray.

[Ryan]

Could be great.

[Tyler]

Yeah. It is a family function though, so I'll avoid it.

[Miles]

Yeah, I think. Yeah. Maroons maybe a good color.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Very, very Thanksgiving.

[Jared]

Maroon.

[Miles]

I just feel like a maroon pair of sweatpants are just the shittiest looking, but the most comfortable. Like imagine Jared sweatshirt, but in sweatpants form is just an elite pair of sweat.

[Ryan]

You know what a fall aesthetic too.

[Tyler]

Do you remember when we did the big Lebowski episod?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I still have my Lebowski sweatpants and I wear them pretty often.

[Jared]

Wear them on Thursday.

[Miles]

Yeah. Elastic waisted sweatpants is a good pick.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

I'm gonna go. Going for a walk is my pick.

[Tyler]

Ah, hell yeah.

[Miles]

I knew someone was gonna pick that.

[Tyler]

My.

[Miles]

My pothead.

[Jared]

Oh, weird.

[Ryan]

Here comes Ryan around the corner. I wonder how his Thanksgivings going.

[Tyler]

I officially realized this last Thanksgiving that I'm no longer part. I'm in the older half of the family because I went into the basement and caught my cousins and my sister doing the.

[Miles]

Doing it. What?

[Tyler]

They were going for the walk and.

[Miles]

I wasn't invited because you're too much of a narc now. No kids.

[Tyler]

I would have been. I would have thoroughly enjoyed the walk. And I wasn't invited to it. And they're down there with dab pens.

[Ryan]

They're just walking in the basement. Just collapse or what.

[Miles]

Yep.

[Tyler]

They disappeared. I'm like, I know where they went.

[Jared]

I know you're doing well.

[Ryan]

If it's a. If it's a dp I mean, that didn't stink you.

[Miles]

I can't believe you walked in on your cousin and your sister doing it.

[Tyler]

Y.

[Ryan]

He walks in. Yeah, they're just hit the Dab.

[Miles]

Well, I'm confused by this snake draft.

[Tyler]

Oh, I'm up again.

[Jared]

No, I'm up.

[Ryan]

No, no.

[Miles]

Yeah, you jumped Jared.

[Tyler]

I didn't pick anything.

[Jared]

Oh, you didn't pick anything.

[Ryan]

You picked sweatpants.

[Miles]

You pick sweatpants?

[Ryan]

Yeah, you, me, Tyler, now.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Jared said going for a walk.

[Tyler]

My bad.

[Ryan]

My bad.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Damn.

[Jared]

I'm going to draft. 2pm 2pm is the best time at Thanksgiving.

[Miles]

Okay, well, is that when food is served or after dinner?

[Jared]

That's about when food's about to be served. That's the excitement level. The most hyped you'll be for Thanksgiving dinner. You're very hungry. 2:00pm yeah. Football's a little over. The first game's over pretty much.

[Miles]

So, yeah, like. Yeah, I. Ideally for me, one o' clock would be the great time to do it, but it never. It never gets done at 1.

[Tyler]

Sure.

[Jared]

The turkey's still cooking.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah. 2pm that's good.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So you got going for a walk in 2pm 2pm Yep.

[Ryan]

Have any of you. Sorry.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I just. I think Miles is going to be upset that he let this slide. I'm going to go with pumpkin pie.

[Miles]

So I was. That was my number one. Number two. Yeah, that was like. That's what I debated first.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah. But yeah, gravy bow was your one.

[Miles]

I think it was one. And also I threw around pumpkin pie. I just.

[Tyler]

I really think you could have let gravy boat slide to two and you still would have got it.

[Miles]

I just. I can't believe it took that long for someone else to pick another food item. Like, what do you guys. I hadn't. The food. Selecting food.

[Ryan]

The food's good, but it's like, I eat. You know, I can eat that food any time of the year. Like, they're not together, but separately. You know, it's just a day for me to just get hit by tryptophan and fall asleep.

[Jared]

Yep. Trip and fall on the couch.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Trip into the fan and. Yeah.

[Miles]

Let's see.

[Ryan]

Well, that was going to be my pick. But you're just. I'm going to go with fat bowl of coleslaw.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Tyler]

In the second round.

[Ryan]

Well, I do that because coleslaw is my favorite. It's my favorite side dish of all time.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's good. I'm a coleslaw guy, don't get me wrong. But I think you could have let it go until 4th for sure.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I could have.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Like, no one else is gonna pick it.

[Tyler]

I like it, but it's compared to the rest of the Thanksgiving side dishes. I'm taking a whole bunch.

[Ryan]

I mean, like sweatpants. No one's going to pick that either.

[Miles]

That's the thing. I was going to pick sweatpants. I was. It's on my. It was on my card. As was 2pm and going for a walk. They keep stealing mine, but I definitely.

[Ryan]

I'm sorry I stole your.

[Miles]

Cold slot. Wasn't even in the same zip code as my picks. Coleslaw wasn't even in the same country. You'd have to go, right?

[Ryan]

I could have got it late. I could have got it.

[Miles]

You could have got it.

[Ryan]

But there's a lot of potential.

[Miles]

You could have got it in the 46th round.

[Tyler]

It could have been Mr. Irrelevant.

[Ryan]

That's right. That's right.

[Miles]

Yeah. So that's just.

[Ryan]

That's second day coleslaw is still on the board, though. You could go second day coleslaw, which is some of the best. Just like Chinese food. Spaghetti does get better left over.

[Miles]

It does Chili.

[Ryan]

Chili. It does.

[Miles]

All right, now I can't make a pick like that. I was. For my next pick of the draft, I want to pick some relative acting insane and you. And like your wife or your cousins, you're all in on it and kind of encouraging it. I don't know if you guys know.

[Tyler]

Needling them, pushing them to do insane.

[Miles]

Pushing them, or like they just say it. And you guys are all doing the. Look around like you're getting a load of this shit right now. I think that always makes the Thanksgiving that much better.

[Tyler]

Okay, I'm gonna have to ask about mine because it was. It's really similar. I'll let you guys decide if I can take it or not, but. Okay, you go ahead.

[Miles]

Well, I might just draft it next.

[Tyler]

So you're up again.

[Ryan]

Second day coleslaw still on the board. Second day everything is on the board.

[Miles]

You are.

[Ryan]

If you slide on second day, I might take second day.

[Tyler]

What was your first break again? Oh, TV.

[Ryan]

Ryan's got TV, Internet and TV.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

Minimum 55. So you could do. You could take Internet and minimum 42 inch TV because I took 55. But.

[Miles]

For my next pick, I'm going to take 11am Beer.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's Morning beer's great. Morning beer's great.

[Ryan]

Jared's a time guy and it's like you're.

[Miles]

You haven't eaten anything, so like all you have in your stomach is beer. And you just kind of. It's a different type of buzz that you feel.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And Then, yeah. Because beers after Thanksgiving dinner just. They end up just making you just feel kind of. But before. It's a great feeling.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Tryptop. Beers are not great.

[Tyler]

Beers before Thanksgiving dinner makes you load up your plate twice as much as you would normally do.

[Miles]

It makes for a pleasant dining experience.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Ryan]

So does the walk.

[Jared]

The walk?

[Miles]

No. 11am Walk and beers.

[Jared]

Pretty elite.

[Tyler]

Oh, you're the relative saying me, if you're. If you're going for an 11am walk and beers, you're the relative. Everyone's.

[Miles]

No, if I go for a walk, I'm just like.

[Tyler]

I'm just.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I'd just be listening. My college buddies.

[Miles]

I would have to think about talking.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I would have to go, oh, you haven't said anything in a while. People are probably gonna start noticing. You should probably say something. And I just go, like, yeah, totally. Like, that's crazy. Oh, I don't think that was the right thing to say there.

[Jared]

How about those lines?

[Ryan]

I just. I just drafted up in my notes app and just show them how. Any other wheat. Any other Thanksgiving plans?

[Tyler]

I. I'm thankful for you.

[Ryan]

I'm thankful for this food.

[Tyler]

Amen. You missed that part, Ryan. That. We already did that.

[Ryan]

Let's see my third pick.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Here it comes.

[Jared]

Here it is.

[Ryan]

Oh, I'm going to draft the. The debrief on the drive home.

[Jared]

That's good.

[Miles]

I mean, is that still Thanksgiving if it's after Thanksgiving?

[Ryan]

Well, same day.

[Jared]

It's same day.

[Ryan]

Thanksgiving's all day.

[Jared]

I think the rule applies. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Okay. I'll let you guys decide if this counts because it's very similar to Miles and now kind of similar to Ryan's. But there's a relative causing drama I'm gonna take currently. Yeah. For my situation. Relative causing drama. And I'm gonna take the group chat with your siblings. Talking about it live.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's fine. Ryan Chol's coleslaw second. I think this draft is shot anyways.

[Ryan]

You're welcome. Because two days open still. I know. I mean, I could have taken it. I didn't. Unless, like, you the fourth round. But that's a good one, Tyler.

[Tyler]

Thank you.

[Jared]

I'll pick a small Thanksgiving. So Thanksgiving with, like, six or less people.

[Miles]

Okay. I'm about to be on one of those this year.

[Jared]

Those are elite.

[Miles]

I'll let you know. Because it's been. I feel like I've been a long time since I've had one of those. Like, Covid, maybe, like, no one got together, so it was like me and a Couple other family members. So. Yeah, I don't know if that's a good pick or not.

[Jared]

Yeah, just. I don't know. Just more chill. You have to small talk as much, really.

[Ryan]

Oh, big time.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

What I don't like about smaller ones, though, is it just like. Then back to Ryan's point. We could have just done this anytime throughout the year. Like, it's gonna be me and my parents and my brother. It's like we could just do that any given Sunday.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You know, like to get everyone together. I don't know.

[Jared]

Put us on a Thursday.

[Tyler]

That's true.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Given Thursday, we could do that.

[Tyler]

Not at 2:00pm At 2:00pm now that.

[Ryan]

I'm thinking about it, you guys, I. I actually don't know what our Thanksgiving plans are.

[Tyler]

That's kind of liberating.

[Ryan]

I don't know. I actually. I don't know where we're going, what time. I don't even know if we're going on Thursday.

[Tyler]

Your wife's definitely told you at least three times.

[Ryan]

Well, she's got a. She's hosting a baby shower and I don't know what day that is.

[Tyler]

Probably, if I had to guess, not on Thanksgiving.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I don't. I should. I gotta figure that out. Today's a Monday.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So, I mean, I got a couple days.

[Jared]

My other pick is watching the Thanksgiving Day parade for less than five minutes. Nothing more than that.

[Miles]

I like just watching the Rockettes. That's it. If I can catch the Rockettes swinging through, then I'm good.

[Jared]

I just need to see Al Roker for, like, three minutes, and then maybe a couple floats.

[Miles]

Yeah. You gotta be like, wow, they're so in sync. It's really crazy. Do you think you could get your leg up that high and then it's like, boom, on to the next thing.

[Tyler]

There's. There's Snoopy, SpongeBob.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Times are Hammer. Pete picks after that.

[Tyler]

Is this our last pick?

[Jared]

Yep.

[Tyler]

I. I saved this for the end because I knew I'd be the only one to take it. Playing cards.

[Jared]

That's good.

[Tyler]

I like playing cards. Yeah. But I know none of you guys are cards guys.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. I want to be a card guy. Just. I just.

[Tyler]

You hate rules.

[Jared]

But that's what you said about books, though, too.

[Miles]

That I wanted to be a book guy that I became. So maybe I will. There's. I mean, there's still time. I'm only 32. I hope there's still time. I guess.

[Ryan]

Well, like, Go Fish is a good intro to cards. You could start out with some games of Go Fish.

[Miles]

This is. I saw the most millennial thing ever. You know, Go Fish is Go Fish, right? It's classic. We've been doing it since we. Since probably we started fishing. Yeah. I saw a game that millennials clearly made up, and it was called Go yourself.

[Jared]

Nice.

[Miles]

And so instead of saying go Fish, it's go yourself.

[Tyler]

And that's the whole game.

[Miles]

It's just go. And there's, like, fun. It's like, basically, if you took Go Fish and cards against humanity and combine them together, and it's just the most insufferable millennial thing ever to be like, we are so edgy, Miles, and clever and funny that we repackage this into Go Yourself.

[Tyler]

That's practice, Miles. Do you have a pro Caps to anus.

[Miles]

Go yourself.

[Tyler]

Oh, dang it.

[Miles]

And it's just.

[Jared]

Sounds kind of fun.

[Miles]

Why. Why are we so obsessed with making things vulgar in its peak Comedy? You know what I mean?

[Ryan]

I'm a big, vulgar comedy guy.

[Miles]

Yeah, no, I know, but it's.

[Ryan]

But why fix something that's not broken? Go Fish was never broken.

[Miles]

But, yeah, I don't know. I just. When I saw that, I just was, like, rolling my eyes, like, oh, God.

[Ryan]

Like, what are we going to rebrand slapjack into? Fuck Jack.

[Tyler]

You just got to whack the guard of your fox in your hand.

[Ryan]

Or if you don't hit the jack, then you just say you.

[Miles]

Yeah, exactly. That's about how millennials think of card games.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Actually pisses me off a little bit.

[Miles]

You know, why do we have to play by the rules? We can go. We can get crazy and put Daniel Radcliffe's on a card. You know, it's like.

[Jared]

It's cringe.

[Miles]

If. If every game now is vulgar, then it's just like, you know, like, the whole point of cards against humanity that made it great was that. No, there had been no card game like that.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Now they're just making every card game like that. And you're like, okay, well, you're not different. It's like the classic problem with millennials is they think that they're different, and then if they're all different, they're the same.

[Jared]

You know, it's like a millennial chicken joint. They'll call their sandwich, like, Mother Clucker. Yeah.

[Miles]

It's like. And you could walk into another city and be like, wow, this is a franchise. I didn't know that, because they also have a Mother Clucker sandwich. It's like the Millennial burger joints A great example. We do things a little different around here. We serve our stuff on metal trays instead of plates. Edison bulbs. Yeah, yeah. It's just.

[Tyler]

We do.

[Miles]

That's what's wrong with our generation.

[Tyler]

We have to admit, though, that Cards Against Humanity did have an unrivaled, like, four year run when it came out.

[Jared]

Yeah, it was a good run.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

Four years is a stretch, but, yeah, I think.

[Tyler]

I think apples to apples walked so Cards Against Humanity could run.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I would agree.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

For sure.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Fourth and final pick for me. I'm taking dinner rolls with butter.

[Tyler]

That's a good one.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I know.

[Tyler]

Be good with your coleslaw because two.

[Ryan]

Day ham and two day dinner rolls, dude.

[Tyler]

All right, Best dude, dinner roll cut in half with some leftover turkey and some leftover coleslaw on a little Thanksgiving Sammy the next day, barbecue sauce. Whoopsies. Butter. Forget the butter. Yeah.

[Ryan]

No, you can't forget the butter.

[Miles]

Forget the butter. All right, final pick for me here.

[Jared]

Yep. Grand finale, day two.

[Tyler]

Coleslaw still on the board.

[Ryan]

Still on the board.

[Miles]

Slid.

[Ryan]

May not have to think too hard about this.

[Miles]

I'm gonna go with a 6pm go wait in line at Walmart for a PS5. That when they open the next day for Black Friday. Camping out at Walmart is what I'm taking this.

[Tyler]

How do we let that go?

[Ryan]

Came out at Walmart for $10 off the PS3 game you've always wanted.

[Miles]

Just sounds like a great Thanksgiving.

[Jared]

And you got to talk about Black Friday all day at Thanksgiving, too.

[Miles]

Yeah, you got to talk about the deals that you're looking for.

[Ryan]

But here's the thing. Everyone's talking Black Friday. No one's talking about Brown Friday, which is. It's the. It's the busiest day for plumbers in the entire year.

[Tyler]

Oh.

[Miles]

Is that a U. We got it. No, dude.

[Ryan]

Local news this morning.

[Jared]

It's a millennial thing.

[Miles]

You can't.

[Ryan]

You can't look it up. Jared Brown.

[Miles]

It was on the news. Yes, that is some local news. Yes.

[Ryan]

Look up Brown Friday, Jared.

[Tyler]

I wonder who they put on that.

[Jared]

Yeah, I wonder. The.

[Tyler]

The.

[Miles]

All right, there. Go to Wikipedia. It's got its own page.

[Ryan]

Brown Friday is a term commonly addressed to the Friday after Thanksgiving in the United States. Term was coined by plumbers who reported a sudden increase in service calls that report clogged drains are broke and broken garbage disposals happening.

[Miles]

Wow, good. Hey, good on you for bringing awareness to Brown Friday. All.

[Ryan]

All attention is on Black Friday. None of it's on Brown putting materials.

[Miles]

Like starches, fibers, materials, things like that in your garbage disposal.

[Jared]

That's what Vic said.

[Miles]

Yeah, Vic said things like that.

[Tyler]

Thanks, Vic. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Bad day to be a plumber.

[Miles]

Okay, here we go. This is funny that. This is. People continue to peel potatoes over the sink and then push the peels down in the garbage disposal, which all tend to clog drains and pipes, especially after Thanksgiving with the large amounts of waste it produces. Additionally, in a large gathering such as Thanksgiving, toilet pipes also tend to be clogged up by large amounts of toilet paper and wipes. We do be.

[Ryan]

We do be a lot.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Great awareness.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

But yeah, I can't wait to go camp out outside of Walmart this year.

[Tyler]

You're going to bring a tent this year? Are you just going to raw dog it?

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, I'll bring a tent.

[Tyler]

Nice.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Like our TV's still the best deals on Black Friday or like what people are going.

[Miles]

They're so cheap now. You think you just wouldn't. I don't know. When was the last time you guys seriously shopped on a Black Friday and call it.

[Ryan]

I bought like on Black Friday?

[Miles]

Because on Black Friday. Tyler.

[Ryan]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Jesus Christ. I bought a Nintendo Switch when I was like 21.

[Jared]

20.

[Miles]

21 or you were 20?

[Tyler]

I was 21. Okay.

[Ryan]

So nine years ago, maybe.

[Tyler]

I don't remember whenever the switch came out. Whatever year the switch came out.

[Miles]

See, that does sound fun.

[Ryan]

It does.

[Miles]

To go. Okay, yeah. Black Friday sounds sick. If like you're. If the PS6 comes out on Black Friday. That sounds fun to go get a PS6.

[Tyler]

Yeah. But I didn't like camp. I just went that afternoon and there was two left and I got one.

[Miles]

But you know what I mean, like to, to go and like get a good deal on a. On some woven baskets.

[Ryan]

It's not the move.

[Miles]

Could not be the move my mom.

[Tyler]

And grandma used to do. They were hardcore about it. They were like, set the alarms for 4 o' clock in the morning.

[Miles]

I know everyone was up and at them. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I wonder like what people do if they just abandon their tents outside when it's finally time to go in.

[Jared]

That's a great question.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Well, yeah, you're going to make that money back in savings. Just leave.

[Ryan]

That's very true. That's very true.

[Tyler]

You could probably get a tent for cheaper inside.

[Miles]

Very true.

[Jared]

Got to go buy a tent. I got to leave this one out.

[Ryan]

And like, if you're, if you know it's Friday, it's Brown Friday. Like if you got A shit. Where do you go?

[Tyler]

Walmart. Not your problem. Not your pipes. Not your problem.

[Jared]

Barnes and Noble.

[Miles]

Yeah, that sounds like a great Black Friday event, actually.

[Ryan]

Barnes and Noble.

[Miles]

Go Barnes and Noble. You get a coffee. I mean, honestly, it is. You go to Barnes and Noble, you get a coffee. Five minutes into browsing, you're. It's Browns and Noble. There's just something about big box stores that make me have to. I don't know if it's the grandiose of the whole thing that just makes me feel so small and therefore have to. I don't know.

[Ryan]

I went to Target the other morning and I. I just veered quick off to the right because I again, big box store and saw the bathrooms are getting clean, so I just had. I just had to.

[Miles]

You just had to walk around with clenched cheeks?

[Tyler]

They got some in the back.

[Ryan]

Is that a key?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Do they really? Oh, okay. That's good. No, it might have been too long of a walk, though.

[Tyler]

Could have been.

[Ryan]

So I just turned around and left.

[Miles]

You just popped into Target just to.

[Ryan]

You plugged up, you needed to juice. I was in there. I was in there to get some. Some cars in there right by the front entrance. Went and looked and then left and I zoomed to work so I could get to the bathroom.

[Miles]

Before work. You did this why?

[Ryan]

I dropped my kid off at daycare.

[Miles]

Oh, gotcha.

[Jared]

You have busy mornings?

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah, big time.

[Miles]

All right, so I had gravy Crazy relative. What was the other one?

[Ryan]

6Pm Something Black Friday or Black Friday.

[Miles]

Oh, 11am Beers and 6pm Camping out at Walmart. It's a good lineup I had.

[Ryan]

Well, yeah. Now I got my picks. First on the depth chart is coleslaw. Fat Bull coleslaw. Second, I had TV Internet. Third, I had dinner rolls. And fourth, I had debrief. Nice debrief with the wife.

[Tyler]

It's sweatpants, pumpkin pie, group chat with the siblings and playing cards.

[Jared]

I had going for a walk. 2pm I forgot my last two. Five minutes of the parade and forgot my other one.

[Ryan]

Didn't you say 11am because you're a time guy who.

[Tyler]

You had less than six people.

[Jared]

Was that less than six people? Yep. Yeah.

[Miles]

I feel like I don't think anyone clearly won over because, like, you had it. Tyler, until cards.

[Tyler]

I think you're great.

[Ryan]

I think if Jared take. If you guys. If you want to propose a trade right now, I think, Tyler, you propose trade cards to Jared for the walk and I think you went.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I don't. I don't.

[Miles]

I Don't think, sweatpants.

[Jared]

I'll take group chat and cards, and you can have. Going for a walk.

[Miles]

All right, we're gonna take a break. I gotta go get in line at Walmart.

[Jared]

Are you guys warm at all, or.

[Miles]

No, I am great.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Miles]

Are you.

[Jared]

I'm just a little warm. I'm good. Never mind.

[Miles]

You need a cool rack.

[Jared]

I was gonna turn the AC down, but that's fine.

[Ryan]

The AC is on.

[Jared]

That's always on in here.

[Miles]

No, it's because the windows. You get so hot. I suppose you mean you could. You go ahead, turn down, Jared.

[Tyler]

I'm.

[Miles]

I'm, like, at a perfect temperature right now.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I'm all right. I'm sorry. I can pretend to be hotter for you.

[Jared]

Okay, let's turn down one.

[Miles]

We're back. We've been talking a little Thanksgiving. And, you know, as I sit here thinking about Thanksgiving, I think about all that I have to be thankful for, and then I also take it a step further. And I also like to think about all the things that my wife should be thankful for as well. And so I'm just gonna rattle off a few things that I think my wife should be thankful for this Thanksgiving. And number one is that her husband is just hilarious. First off, he's always cracking jokes at exactly the right time. And when she's not having a good day, asking her if she's PMSing is a hilarious joke and therefore gets her right back in the right mood. And so I think she's got a lot to be thankful for in that sense.

[Ryan]

Asking her why she's mad, you know?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Just to get to the bottom of it.

[Miles]

Yeah. Like why. Why are you mad? You constipated or something? Jokes like that, that are hilarious. That she always loves.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And makes her laugh really hard, you know.

[Ryan]

Almost Thanksgiving ac.

[Miles]

Yeah. If. If you guys hear a gale force wind going through the microphone. That's because Jared was. Said he was sweating his balls off and he needed a cool rag to.

[Ryan]

Wipe his face down with.

[Jared]

Yep. I'm the only one that's warm here, so. Sorry, guys.

[Miles]

Yeah, no, you're good. Yeah, we'll just wait till your AC is done pumping in. Yeah. Blanket I can use.

[Tyler]

Anyways, my wife should be thankful for all the ass slaps because really, I'm not one. I'm showing her how much I appreciate her assets too. I'm keeping her on her toes. Like, you can never be. You can't be. You can't get relaxed. You know, you always got to be ready. Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

The moment that you're, like, just doing something in the kitchen and you feel totally relaxed, something's gonna slip.

[Tyler]

Right? You know? Exactly. And so that's why I. I do the ass slaps. Keep her prepared.

[Miles]

All right, Ryan, how did you take that the wrong way?

[Tyler]

Yeah, I'm trying to figure it out as well.

[Ryan]

When you said somebody, like, something might slip out of the zipper there.

[Tyler]

I don't know if it was on Patreon or if it was on the main episode, but you're spot on with sometimes. Ryan has two podcasts going on with the one that's actually happening and the one that's happening in his head.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I don't feel comfortable commenting on this one of your styler because it involves your wife's butt.

[Tyler]

Fair enough.

[Miles]

Why did you say it like that?

[Jared]

Is it matter of respect?

[Miles]

Yeah, that's respect. I have nothing to add. I would never comment on another woman's ass, especially because my wife might be listening. Not so much about the fact it's your wife, but my wife might be listening.

[Tyler]

Yep. And Ryan's wife should be thankful for his mindful podcasting.

[Ryan]

Yeah. There's no dull moments in my house because my kid is turning out to be exactly like me.

[Miles]

So there's two of them.

[Ryan]

Double trouble. My wife should be thankful for all of her boxes just magically disappearing in the garage.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I came back from.

[Miles]

Cool.

[Ryan]

Came back from deer hunting this last weekend, and I. You. Not half of the garage. Okay, it wasn't half, but there was 15 boxes, empty boxes that weren't there when I came home. So just imagine if I wasn't there, you know, how would they turn into.

[Miles]

Ash, the little box elf?

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. Box on a shelf. I'm just gonna show up. There's just gonna be new boxes. She's hiding all over the place.

[Tyler]

My wife should be thankful for all the time I spend hunting because it gives her time with the kids without me stealing the spotlight.

[Miles]

That's true. Yeah. Last thing she want is you coming in, cracking funny jokes, you know, rough housing, all that, and then just stealing her thunder.

[Jared]

So, like, I don't.

[Tyler]

I don't even want. I don't want to be in the woods doing something I love. I like. I want to be.

[Miles]

You're doing it for her.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I go out there for hours on end just so that she can have her time.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

So you're welcome.

[Ryan]

That's a good one.

[Miles]

Yeah. My wife should be thankful that I'm a grower. Otherwise, we probably wouldn't have any Wouldn't have a child, so she should be thankful for that.

[Ryan]

You guys have a good garden.

[Miles]

Just enough to get the job done, you know?

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. Enough to feed the family or start a family, I suppose. In your case.

[Jared]

My wife should be thankful that she gets to park in the garage and I have to park on the driveway.

[Ryan]

That's a really good one.

[Jared]

Yeah. Because we only have enough room for one vehicle currently, which really sucks.

[Ryan]

I wonder if there's a. If there is a husband and wife out there where the husband parks in the garage and the wife doesn't.

[Tyler]

I used to, because I had a nicer vehicle.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Just case a hail storm comes up.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Middle of January.

[Tyler]

Mine was a lease as well, so I was like, whoa, the nice one's going in the garage.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So he's right here.

[Tyler]

Yep. He's right here.

[Miles]

Your wife should be thinking about. You're so considerate.

[Tyler]

Yep. That she doesn't have to worry about pressing a button when she gets home. She can just park and walk in.

[Miles]

My wife. My wife should be thankful that, like, when a bill comes in the mail that I, like, know what to do.

[Tyler]

With it, you know?

[Miles]

You know, like a letter comes from the irs, I, like, know what to do with it. Yeah.

[Ryan]

You know who to make the checkout.

[Miles]

Yeah. Paying the bill without that, you know, be stacked up like cordwood in the kitchen.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

All the bills.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

My wife should be thankful that I know how to operate Google and I can fix things in the house with it. Yeah.

[Miles]

Your wife should be thankful for YouTube. Yes. My wife should be thankful for YouTube so I can fix things. Yes. And also should be thankful for my iPhone so I can call my dad and ask him questions.

[Ryan]

My wife should be thankful that I know how to probably hang pictures on the wall.

[Tyler]

Yeah, good one.

[Ryan]

Because I feel like it would. It would. Our house would go. It would. Instead of looking brand new, it would look 15 years old because there'd be crooked pictures on the wall.

[Jared]

It's true.

[Miles]

Holes everywhere.

[Ryan]

Holes everywhere. Like someone came in with an Airsoft gun and had an Airsoft gun fight.

[Miles]

My wife should be thankful. I'm not into Airsoft.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. Being in Airsoft is not a. Yeah, yeah. It's a risky business.

[Miles]

I just feel like that would put a strain on a marriage if I was in Airsoft.

[Ryan]

Be tougher to start a family, but being an Airsoft.

[Miles]

Yeah. I'd like to be in air hard, not Airsoft. So is air hard just guns that are pressurized? But the.

[Jared]

The.

[Miles]

They're Just actual metal bullets. Yeah. Wouldn't that just be a BB gun?

[Ryan]

An airhard bullet. Yeah.

[Miles]

Me and the boys are gonna do some Air Hard in the backyard. Hi O. Enough playing Air Hard.

[Ryan]

It's time for dinner.

[Miles]

Put the gun. Is that what you guys think my wife sounds like? Yeah, put the air down.

[Tyler]

Your wife, who we've met thousands of times.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah. Ryan, this is your wife. Hey, Ryan, why don't you get in here? Quit messing with those boxes. Put the boxes down and come in here and help me. It's sexy time. Ryan. I got a new set of lingerie on Black Friday. That's what your wife sounds like. So.

[Ryan]

Brown Friday.

[Miles]

It's about to be. That is disgusting. Ryan, you dirty dog.

[Ryan]

I know something really quick.

[Miles]

My wife should be thankful that I can navigate a city. I wouldn't be back home from Arizona this week. My wife is in charge of navigating.

[Tyler]

Still be driving around somewhere.

[Miles]

We'd have to get out and get a waymo.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you guys would be flying back in like a two seat Cessna.

[Miles]

We'd be hitchhiking back.

[Ryan]

Flops would be giving you a ride.

[Miles]

I'd have to call Flops the Arizona Panty Dropper and have them, you know, towel off and come pick us up.

[Tyler]

That's a dangerous game. You can't be letting the panty dropper anywhere near your wife.

[Jared]

That was true.

[Miles]

She'd be in the trunk.

[Jared]

It's like playing Trace Automobiles. You gotta get back in time for Thanksgiving with Flops.

[Miles]

Great premise for a movie, actually.

[Ryan]

Home Alone.

[Tyler]

Happy Floppy.

[Ryan]

Right back in the truck with the. With the. With the music guy.

[Jared]

Oh, the Kenosha Kickers. Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

Yep, I've been to Kenosha, by the way.

[Jared]

I have two cheese castle.

[Miles]

So, yeah, my wife's got a lot to be thankful for this year.

[Tyler]

I think they all do. Just a matter of perspective, right?

[Ryan]

My wife should be thankful that I know what day the garbage man shows up.

[Jared]

That's good.

[Miles]

And I should be thankful that my wife knows what day the garbage throws up. My wife. Somehow my wife always knows when recycling is happening too. I don't know how.

[Ryan]

Sometimes it's a mystery, dude.

[Miles]

That's the thing. Like, I'll see someone else with a recycling bin out and I'll come in and be like, oh, I guess it's recycling week. And she's like, no, no, it is not. It is not recycling week. That person is a dunce. That person is a mortal. We should let them know because it is not recycling week. I'm like, how do you know this? How do you keep track of this? And like, yes, on face value, it is just every other week in our neighborhood.

[Jared]

Right.

[Ryan]

But then what if they throw a holiday?

[Miles]

But the. The amount of time that passes from one day to. To 14 days, there's a. I can't. I can't keep track of that.

[Ryan]

I'm with you. I always just had to look down the road to see if. If a majority of the. If majority ruled in the neighborhood.

[Miles]

I might.

[Jared]

That's why I do.

[Miles]

I might just start putting the recycling bin out on Thursday night. On weeks that it's not just to see how to see how many people else will put it out there.

[Jared]

You just want to watch the world burn.

[Miles]

Just want to watch the world burn.

[Tyler]

Harmless, annoying pranks.

[Ryan]

It's not a bad idea.

[Tyler]

My.

[Miles]

The lady lives next door. It's like a sweet like 70 some year old lady and just make her roll out her recycling bin for no reason. It's diabolical.

[Tyler]

No, she's getting her steps in.

[Miles]

That's true. I'm. I'm having her live longer.

[Tyler]

She should be thankful for that.

[Jared]

Just don't pick an icy night.

[Ryan]

Yes.

[Miles]

Just concussions.

[Ryan]

Ambulance pulling up.

[Miles]

That would be a disaster. Dude, I put the recycle bin out as a classic Miles prank. Then I'm looking out the window and I see the. The sweet neighbor lady putting it out. Slips, breaks a hip. That would be just worst feeling in the world. I'll only do it in the summer. How about that?

[Tyler]

Perfect.

[Ryan]

It's a good idea.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. And we're also thankful for the listeners this Thanksgiving. On a real serious note, we appreciate you guys listening and following along and especially to the patrons as well. And it's been a fun year so far.

[Jared]

Best year ever.

[Ryan]

Best year ever so far.

[Tyler]

Best year so far.

[Miles]

What am I doing? When's Rubik's Q D day happening for me? I mean, before jam pretty quick. We should pick a date.

[Tyler]

January 1st.

[Miles]

No, no, it's got to be December 31st. I gotta do it before the end.

[Jared]

Of the year before it strikes midnight.

[Miles]

But I don't think we should, like, cut December. I don't know how long it's gonna take me so to do it, you know, the day before it's up.

[Ryan]

Christmas is on a Thursday.

[Miles]

Are you suggesting I do it on Christmas?

[Ryan]

No, I'm.

[Jared]

I have to come and record.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, no, I'm just. I'm just giving you a frame of reference.

[Miles]

Yeah. I'm saying sometime between Thanksgiving and Christmas, it should probably fire it up on like a. On like a Thursday just in case it bleeds into Friday. That doesn't shoot down my whole weekend, you know? Yeah. We need to get a Rubik's Cube. By the way, I can get step one first. Step first.

[Tyler]

Get a good one, too.

[Miles]

The journey of a thousand Rubik's Cube spins starts with a single step, and that's buying a Rubik's Cube.

[Jared]

I like how we wait until December to get this done.

[Miles]

I do, actually, I think how much smarter I am now.

[Ryan]

I do think Walmart has a really good deal on Rubik's Cube Friday.

[Miles]

I could go camp out, get a PS6 and get a Rubik's Cube. We call that two birds, one stone.

[Ryan]

It's only for the first hundred customers, though.

[Miles]

I'm 101. What?

[Tyler]

I.

[Miles]

That would suck.

[Tyler]

Just trip the guy in front of you.

[Jared]

It's all Walmart branded.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's just the freebie you get when you walk in.

[Miles]

All right, so to end this episode, Jared, you have a fun little game for us, right?

[Jared]

Yeah, it's called Family Feud.

[Miles]

Oh, okay. Can you explain that? I've never heard of that.

[Jared]

Families face each other and feud for family supremacy.

[Miles]

And what do we win?

[Jared]

When we win, it's usually $10,000, but.

[Miles]

You'Re gonna pay us $10,000. Let's go.

[Tyler]

Hell, yeah.

[Jared]

Maybe. Maybe. Of Jared Bucks.

[Miles]

Jared Bucks. Okay. I like that.

[Tyler]

Redeem for one free shoulder rub.

[Jared]

Coupons.

[Tyler]

That you like, make your girlfriend in high school because you're all broke.

[Miles]

Good.

[Tyler]

Good for.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah. DQ date.

[Miles]

I know. I understand that, but I don't know if shoulder rubs exactly what I want for from Jared.

[Tyler]

That's what Jared Bucks are. You can redeem them.

[Ryan]

Well, and here's the.

[Miles]

What else is shoulder. Okay, Jared, what else can you redeem Jared Bucks for? Shoulder rubs.

[Jared]

A nice compliment.

[Miles]

Compliment.

[Jared]

Yeah, I'll. When it snows, I'll. I'll brush off the snow off your car.

[Miles]

Okay, well, I park inside, so that one I'm not gonna buy.

[Tyler]

You could sell that.

[Miles]

I could? Yeah.

[Jared]

I could bring you lunch at one day.

[Miles]

No, let's just get you hot. What about a hot cup of coffee?

[Jared]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Miles]

You're already making Jerry Bucks. Shouldn't be stuff that you have to really go out of your way for. You know, you're already be going outside to wipe off the snow off of your car just to Whipple, you know? Should be stuff like that.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And here's the great thing about Miles Shoulders.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I was wondering, where are they located?

[Miles]

Well, you know, one thing leads to another. Yes, I redeemed the shoulder rub. What? I really redeemed, you know.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's on the back menu.

[Miles]

You are HR now.

[Jared]

That's right.

[Miles]

All right. So how we doing? Family Feud. Me, Tyler, Ryan are all on a. We're a family.

[Jared]

We're a family.

[Miles]

And you are? Steve Harvey.

[Jared]

I'm Steve Harvey.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Jared]

Or Anderson.

[Miles]

I do expect funny, hilarious banter out of you. Much like Steve Harvey.

[Jared]

Okay, this could be tough, but I think I can do it.

[Ryan]

Jared, have you ever seen the Sit On It Steve Harvey clip?

[Jared]

I don't think I have.

[Ryan]

He's like, name five things that your husband would want you to do to his face. And the first one is like, sit on it.

[Tyler]

And then he goes, sit on it.

[Miles]

Boom.

[Ryan]

Came. Came right up. First one. It's one of the greatest clips online ever.

[Miles]

Sit on it.

[Jared]

I don't think I have that one.

[Ryan]

All right.

[Jared]

I'm not as funny as him. So it'll be five rounds. You three get three strikes. You get for each round. You have to get four correct out of the five.

[Miles]

Okay, so we need to get four out of five.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Ryan]

So we're a team, you guys?

[Jared]

Yeah, you guys are family.

[Miles]

We're not just a team.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we're a family. Fast and Furious Shit.

[Miles]

Okay. I'm Dominic Toretto. Ryan, you can be Paul Walker. And then you can be ludicrous. You can be. You can be the guy in the. In the first one that dies. Jesse. I think his name is Jesse. Yeah, he drives the white. The white little.

[Ryan]

He's like a mechanic car.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

He ends up racing for pinks. Didn't mean to. Or some. I don't know.

[Tyler]

He's got.

[Miles]

Clearly has adhd.

[Ryan]

Yeah, he was racing for pinks. He wasn't all out.

[Miles]

He wasn't all out. He fled the scene. Then he got shot.

[Tyler]

Damn. Jesse.

[Miles]

Do you remember that?

[Tyler]

I haven't watched that movie.

[Miles]

Well, I just. I just gave it. So that's who you are.

[Ryan]

Spoiler alert, too.

[Miles]

By the way.

[Tyler]

I want to be the Texas guy from Tokyo Drift.

[Miles]

The bald guy.

[Tyler]

I don't think he's bald.

[Ryan]

It's Hans.

[Tyler]

No, not Han. The guy that wins the race at the end. He's in one movie. They just randomly made him the main character of number three.

[Miles]

Yeah, I know.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

No, I know who you're talking about. He's a white guy.

[Tyler]

He's in Friday Night Lights.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're Jesse.

[Tyler]

Okay, Jared, we're ready.

[Miles]

Dude, what are you doing?

[Jared]

All right, all right.

[Miles]

I just want you guys to remember this is all about family 100. So the order is me, Ryan, Tyler. That.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Miles]

Direction. Okay.

[Jared]

Three strikes for each round.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Miles]

All right.

[Jared]

Name a. Name a game that would be inappropriate at a company party.

[Miles]

Sorry, say it again. I was thinking about Family Feud.

[Jared]

Name a game that would be inappropriate at a company party.

[Ryan]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Miles]

Are we. Are we rolling?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Jared]

Miles, how you doing today?

[Miles]

I'm doing good, Steve. How are you? Good answer.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

So you guys say, like, you got no strikes.

[Jared]

You got no strikes.

[Miles]

You don't have to be careful.

[Jared]

You don't have to be careful.

[Tyler]

We interviewed 100Americans, and then you repeat.

[Miles]

The question to me.

[Jared]

Name a game that would be inappropriate at a company party.

[Miles]

Pin the tail on the donkey.

[Ryan]

Woo.

[Tyler]

Answered.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's a strike. You got to go. I actually know one now.

[Jared]

Hey, Ryan.

[Ryan]

I know you gotta introduce me.

[Jared]

Hey, Ryan, how you doing?

[Ryan]

I'm doing good.

[Jared]

We surveyed over 100Americans. Name a game that would be inappropriate at a company party.

[Ryan]

We're gonna go with Twister.

[Miles]

Twister.

[Ryan]

Good answer.

[Jared]

Ding, ding, ding, ding.

[Tyler]

Yeah. What number answer was that?

[Miles]

What? Mine was going to be.

[Jared]

Third best one.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jared]

Out of five.

[Miles]

No, that was the second one. I thought. Yeah, that was a good answer. Hell, yeah.

[Jared]

Tyler, how you doing?

[Tyler]

Good. Good. This is an honor, Steve. I've been waiting for this my whole life.

[Miles]

How many strikes does he have?

[Jared]

Y. You have one. One.

[Miles]

I know. That's what he says to him when he comes to him. You have one strike.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, if you watch Family Feud, you're nothing like Steve Harvey.

[Jared]

Tyler, you got one strike. How you doing today?

[Tyler]

I'm good. I'm good.

[Jared]

Steve, we interviewed 100Americans on a survey. Name a game that would be inappropriate at a company party.

[Tyler]

Okay, Steve, I'm gonna go with Spin the Bottle.

[Jared]

That's the number one answer.

[Ryan]

That's a great answer. That's a great answer.

[Miles]

Thank you. That's what I was gonna say.

[Jared]

Number one. Miles, how you doing?

[Ryan]

You already asked him that. Jared. You only asked him on the first go around.

[Miles]

You only asked him the first go around. Now you have to say some witty banter based off of what I said last.

[Jared]

Miles, have your plate. Spin the bottle.

[Miles]

Steve. What a strange question, but, yes, I have.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Bring us home.

[Miles]

Okay, hold on. I gotta think of a good one. I know this isn't how the game works, but. Okay, go. Yeah, you go ahead.

[Jared]

Name a game that would be inappropriate at a company party.

[Miles]

Who's in my mouth? Steve. That's Jared.

[Ryan]

That's where you give him just a puzzled look. Look like why the would you pick?

[Miles]

Yeah, you go. What if you never watch Family?

[Jared]

I'm just. I'm trying to, like, keep track of everything. That is not sound effect. Not correct.

[Ryan]

That's okay. That's okay. Good try. Good try.

[Miles]

I'm tapped out of ideas for this.

[Tyler]

I got.

[Jared]

I got one.

[Tyler]

I know.

[Miles]

It's me too.

[Ryan]

Hopefully I don't take it, but I have a backup.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jared]

There. Ryan, how you doing today?

[Ryan]

You already asked that. You asked a. You said a question.

[Miles]

You got to say.

[Jared]

Now.

[Miles]

This is where you say you have two strikes. You got to be careful, Ryan.

[Jared]

Two strikes. You got to be careful. Name a game that would be inappropriate at a company party.

[Ryan]

We're going to go with truth or dare.

[Tyler]

Steve.

[Jared]

That.

[Tyler]

That was my great, great.

[Jared]

Ding, ding, ding. Good job, Ryan.

[Ryan]

Good job.

[Miles]

All right, so if you just nail this, then I don't have to go again. And. And we win.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jared]

All right, Tyler, you got two strikes. Name a game.

[Miles]

You got to be careful.

[Jared]

You got to be. Name a game that would be inappropriate at company party.

[Tyler]

Seven minutes in heaven, Steve.

[Jared]

All right, see, guys lost that round.

[Miles]

That was a hard round.

[Ryan]

Can I say another one?

[Jared]

Sure.

[Ryan]

Never have I ever.

[Jared]

Not on there.

[Ryan]

That was gonna be.

[Miles]

What were the other answers?

[Jared]

So spin the bottle, strip poker, Twister, truth or dare, and beer pong.

[Tyler]

You gotta do it slower.

[Ryan]

I was gonna say strip poker.

[Tyler]

That's. Yeah. What was. The last one was beer pong.

[Jared]

Beer pong.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

Yeah, that one was.

[Ryan]

What's wrong with playing that at a company party?

[Tyler]

Yeah, we played Boom cup at 1.

[Jared]

That's what a hundreds Americans said.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Beer pong is. That's British 100 Brits.

[Miles]

All right, so Ryan starts this next one.

[Jared]

All right, Rya.

[Ryan]

Doing good. How are you doing, Steve?

[Jared]

I'm good. Name something you can get in the extra large.

[Miles]

Yeah, I suppose we're going to go.

[Ryan]

With a T shirt. Steve.

[Tyler]

Nice. Great answer. Go.

[Miles]

Ding, ding.

[Jared]

Number one answer.

[Ryan]

Was it.

[Miles]

Yeah. Answer. Good answer.

[Tyler]

I.

[Ryan]

Family feud up.

[Jared]

All right, Tyler, you have no strikes. Name something you can get in an extra large.

[Tyler]

I don't know how to. Of cheeseburger a meal.

[Miles]

If it's a good answer.

[Ryan]

Good try, good try. So.

[Miles]

So after you say that answer, you gotta go cheeseburger. And then you have to go or ping.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Miles]

So that's how it works.

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah, I've seen it. I just.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I was gonna go with that. Like a value.

[Tyler]

Yeah, Yeah. I was trying to think like a McDonald's order.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

All right, Miles, there's one strike. Name something you can get in an extra large pop.

[Miles]

Let's see to pop.

[Jared]

Let's see if pop's on the board. Ding, ding, ding.

[Miles]

Yeah, good answer.

[Jared]

Got it.

[Miles]

All right, we're two for three.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Miles]

What you got? Update him how many strikes he has.

[Jared]

Yeah. One strike, Ryan.

[Ryan]

And. And his pop pop is the actual soda pop. Okay.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Name something you can get an extra large, Ryan.

[Ryan]

A French fry, Steve.

[Miles]

Good answer. Good answer.

[Jared]

Let's see if fries are on the board. Ding, ding. Got it.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

That was fries, but not burn.

[Miles]

I know.

[Ryan]

I was nervous about that one.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Got it.

[Ryan]

God, I.

[Jared]

All right, Tyler. One strike. Name something you can get in an extra large pants.

[Tyler]

Steve.

[Ryan]

That's a good answer.

[Miles]

Good answer.

[Ryan]

Good try.

[Jared]

Let's see if pants are on there.

[Tyler]

Shake his head already. God damn it.

[Ryan]

I can't get all three strikes.

[Miles]

I have a really funny one I want to say, but I don't think I should try and win.

[Jared]

Two strikes. Strikes. All right, Miles, you got two strikes. Just need one more. Name something you can get an extra large. Name something you get an extra large.

[Miles]

A condom.

[Ryan]

That's a good answer. Actually, that's a really good answer.

[Jared]

See if condoms are on the board. The Trojans.

[Tyler]

Damn it.

[Ryan]

That was a good answer.

[Jared]

So the number one answer was T shirt, then fries, pizza, soda, then eggs.

[Miles]

Extra large egg.

[Tyler]

That's horseshit. We'd have never got eggs.

[Ryan]

Yeah, there's always one.

[Miles]

Oh, we only needed four. Pizza is really dumb that we didn't get that. That's my bad.

[Tyler]

100. We should have got pizza.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Tyler]

I just got scared of food after cheeseburger wasn't one.

[Miles]

I mean, you don't order an extra large cheeseburger. You order double cheeseburger.

[Tyler]

No, but you order an extra large meal, it's true value.

[Ryan]

All right, you start.

[Jared]

All right, Tyler, how you doing?

[Miles]

All right, so we have to get the next.

[Jared]

You have to run the table.

[Miles]

We have to run the table.

[Ryan]

I'm confident.

[Jared]

All right, Tyler, name a good job for a bodybuilder.

[Tyler]

Powerlifting, weightlifting.

[Miles]

Good answer.

[Ryan]

That's a good answer. Yeah, pretty obvious. Should be on there.

[Jared]

See if powerlifting's on there. I'll give it to you. Personal trainer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

You're instilling the power in your clients by having them lift weights.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Jared]

I'll accept it. That works. Miles, how you doing?

[Miles]

Yeah, I'm doing good. Just like when you asked me last time.

[Jared]

Steve, name a good day job for a bodybuilder.

[Miles]

Security guard. Steve, that's a great answer.

[Ryan]

Thanks for. Thank you for that.

[Jared]

Yeah. Bouncer.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

They got words.

[Miles]

I actually had bouncer, and I thought that security guard was more of a general term.

[Jared]

Yeah, you got it.

[Miles]

Yeah. Okay, here we go, boys.

[Ryan]

Here we go. We're gonna run the fuel.

[Jared]

All right, Ryan, zero strikes.

[Ryan]

I'm doing good. I'm gonna go with gnc. Employee supplement salesman.

[Jared]

No. Good answer. Good.

[Tyler]

Good answer.

[Miles]

Good answer.

[Tyler]

I was waiting. Damn it.

[Jared]

Not on there.

[Miles]

You have a very good ant, by the way, guys.

[Ryan]

I mean, you walk into gnc, what do you see? You see a bodybuilder, you gotta talk.

[Jared]

To the 100Americans down there.

[Miles]

So here's the thing with Fan Feud. You want to go very general. That's because you know about bodybuilding. You think of gnc, but think about your grandma. She doesn't even know what GNC exists.

[Jared]

Side note, good strategy. All right, Tyler, name a good day job for a bodybuilder.

[Tyler]

A cop, Steve.

[Miles]

That's a good answer.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

He picked hard questions.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who are these.

[Miles]

Who are. Who are these people?

[Ryan]

None of us are bodybuilders. The closest one to that is me.

[Jared]

All right, Miles, you got two strikes.

[Miles]

I gotta be careful.

[Jared]

Gotta be very careful. Name a good day job for a bodybuilder.

[Miles]

I don't know how. Construction worker. Steve. It could be.

[Jared]

Got it.

[Miles]

Good.

[Tyler]

Good answer.

[Miles]

Because I just started thinking about what people got. Lift.

[Ryan]

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[Miles]

And I almost went with like a. Like.

[Tyler]

Like.

[Miles]

Like a guy working in a warehouse.

[Ryan]

But like a laborer.

[Miles]

All right, so we got three now.

[Jared]

Got three.

[Miles]

We just need one more. We have two strikes, Ryan. You got to be careful.

[Ryan]

You just took. You just took them.

[Tyler]

Dream a lot.

[Ryan]

Was. Was. Construction worker. Is that like the. Is that the term, or is it.

[Jared]

It's construction.

[Ryan]

Construction.

[Jared]

Okay. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Jared]

So no pressure, Ryan. You got two strikes. Just need one more. Name a good day job for a bodybuilder. No pressure. You're the closest one to a bodybuilder here, so you should get this. Your words, not mine.

[Miles]

Job.

[Ryan]

Day job for a bodybuilder.

[Jared]

That's the question we would have gotten.

[Miles]

Aaron, so, so fast.

[Ryan]

Nutritionist. Steve.

[Miles]

Good answer.

[Tyler]

I had one more. Was Lumberjack gonna be on There.

[Jared]

Nope.

[Tyler]

What the. What else.

[Miles]

What are the other two?

[Jared]

So is personal trainer, construction, bouncer, lifeguard, and model.

[Miles]

Get the.

[Tyler]

Never got those.

[Miles]

All right, if we let's. We only got to get two out of five categories, right? So let's try one more. And if we fail on this one, then we're done.

[Ryan]

Because we actually stole from the other family. We're actually up points.

[Miles]

Yeah, we actually just stole.

[Tyler]

The Baron's family had a chance to steal our points, and they didn't get it, so.

[Miles]

All right, Miles, Tyler's first up.

[Tyler]

Okay, Tyler, I went first last time.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you're up first.

[Miles]

Yep, I'm up. How's it going, Steve?

[Jared]

I'm going.

[Miles]

I'm going.

[Jared]

I think you're saying, like, let's get going. All right, Miles, you guys haven't won any categories yet.

[Miles]

Yep, I am aware.

[Jared]

Steve, you've gotten three strikes in three.

[Ryan]

Rounds each round, hence the no categories.

[Jared]

Won't Miles tell me an occupation in which it could be a disastrous to fall asleep on the job.

[Miles]

Truck driver.

[Tyler]

Good answer.

[Ryan]

It's a good answer. Is that number one?

[Jared]

That was number one. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Ryan, tell me an occupation in which it could be a disastrous to fall asleep on the job.

[Ryan]

Heavy. Heavy equipment operator.

[Jared]

Yeah, you got it. Dang.

[Miles]

Let's go. Good answer.

[Jared]

Machinist.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

Heavy machine operator.

[Miles]

But he was machine operator.

[Jared]

All right, Tyler, you got zero strikes. Tell me an occupation in which it could be disastrous to fall asleep on the job.

[Tyler]

A doctor. Steve.

[Jared]

Let'S see if there's doctor on there.

[Tyler]

I mean, they're working on people saving lives.

[Miles]

Is it. Was he close?

[Ryan]

Was it the. The s word?

[Miles]

It wasn't close at all.

[Jared]

Not really. No.

[Miles]

Okay, never mind. Then I had a different one.

[Tyler]

You're gonna say surgeon. I went to. I had that in my head. But I went doctor because it was more broad and I thought I could get more things with it. It.

[Jared]

That was a good guess. It was a good answer.

[Ryan]

All right.

[Jared]

M. There's one strike. Tell me an occupation.

[Ryan]

Pilot.

[Tyler]

Go to answer.

[Ryan]

What a layup. Nice one.

[Jared]

Bang. Got it.

[Miles]

I'm on fire on this one. See, it just took me a few rounds to warm up.

[Jared]

Pilot.

[Miles]

So what do we got? Three.

[Jared]

We got three and one strike. Just need one more. Ryan, tell me in an occupation in which it could be disastrous to fall asleep on the job.

[Ryan]

You guys ready to win your first one?

[Miles]

Hell, yeah.

[Ryan]

Daycare provider.

[Jared]

See if there's daycare provider on there.

[Tyler]

Good Answer.

[Miles]

Good answer.

[Ryan]

Damn it.

[Tyler]

I didn't want this to get back to me.

[Ryan]

Ryan, that one's clear as day.

[Miles]

I mean, that would be bad. Yeah, but that's not what America voted.

[Jared]

Talk to America, not me. Tyler has two strikes. Tell me an occupation which it could be disastrous to fall asleep on the job.

[Tyler]

A firefighter. Steve.

[Miles]

Good answer.

[Ryan]

That's a good one. That's a good one. First responder.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah, that's what I meant.

[Miles]

So we just lost, like.

[Tyler]

Damn it. Dude.

[Jared]

Truck driver. Airplane pilot. Machinist. Bus. Taxi driver. Security guard.

[Ryan]

I was going to fucking say bus driver. I shit you not.

[Miles]

We are bad at Family Feud.

[Jared]

You know what?

[Tyler]

All I learned from this is that we in the. In a land of 97 people walking one way, we're the three not afraid to walk the other.

[Miles]

There. Yeah, let's go with that.

[Jared]

Whatever.

[Tyler]

Whatever that is.

[Ryan]

We're not afraid to be unique.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

We.

[Tyler]

We can think for ourselves. We're not part of the masses.

[Miles]

All right, well, that was a disaster.

[Ryan]

Well, normally there's more buffer in between question in between answers, too. You got more time to think.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

For taking too long either, though.

[Ryan]

Yeah. But you're on the spot, so it's different.

[Miles]

Different.

[Jared]

I don't want to make you guys mad.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And also the families get to huddle together and share answers right away. When they hear the cat.

[Miles]

That's only when they steal.

[Ryan]

That's when I steal. Yeah.

[Tyler]

They still whisper, though.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So he's. That was bad.

[Jared]

Yeah. You guys lost also.

[Miles]

You could have been a better Steve Harvey.

[Ryan]

Bang, bang.

[Miles]

And you just. You refused to remind us that we have to be careful, you know, and you. You.

[Ryan]

You should have asked how we were doing on the last round because we weren't doing good. Answers have changed since then.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's true.

[Jared]

I'll do better next time.

[Miles]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ryan]

And so will we.

[Miles]

Well, Jared, you got a fun fact for us?

[Jared]

Yeah, actually, this is a fun fact. I discovered my own.

[Ryan]

So it's not fact checked or anything?

[Jared]

No, it is fact checked.

[Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[Jared]

So Alex Smith has a longer rushing attempt than Michael Vick.

[Miles]

No. What happened?

[Jared]

So my Alex smith got a 70 yard rushing attempt, I think, against the Jets. I think he's with the Chiefs then. And Michael Vicks never got a rush over 65 yards or 68 yards.

[Miles]

Wow. No, that was a fun. That is cool. That one is a pure fun fact, Jared.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

A lot of your facts are, you know, silly facts, history facts. That was just a fun fact. I had a lot of fun listening to that. Is that it, Jared? Well, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of you Bet your Radio. Have a great week. Have a great Thanksgiving. Yeah, we'll see you next one, I betcha.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

I'm in the market for a new fridge, but there are so many options. What is the best fridge to get?

[Miles]

Yeah, cuz now there's not one fridge that's got it all. You know, it's. Why can't appliance manufacturers just nail it? Always have something that isn't in there. You know, everything's great about a fridge, but they don't have the little water spicking on the outside of it, you know, like what? All of it's great. And then you're like, you find out that it doesn't have an ice maker. It's 20, 25. Let's stop making fridges without ice makers. You know, it just can't cost that.

[Jared]

Much more to do that little drip line.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, come on.

[Jared]

Or like, they'll have like a water filter that goes bad every three months and you gotta pay 60 bucks for a little thing.

[Miles]

Yes. 100%. Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's. It's, it's also personal preference. You know, like the one at our lake cabin, we have it where it's an auto fill pitcher inside of the fridge.

[Jared]

Oh, nice.

[Miles]

So then you can just. You instantly can just pour up a glass of water real quick. The one I have in my house, you have to like choose the amount of ounces or just stand there and hold it like a dunce, you know, and so like, would you rather have a indoor pitcher or would you rather have an indoor little spigot that puts ice and water out on it, you know?

[Jared]

Yeah. Because every time I get ice from my fridge, there's at least one cube that's going on the floor because it like just shoots out.

[Miles]

Correct. Yeah. So that's. I think that's the. How you achieve cold water and ice. Step one. Are you okay with the ice maker in the freezer that you just have to like reach your hands in and grab the ice? Or do you want it on the outside where you just push the little lever and it comes out? Yeah, that's probably number one with a fridge. Right, right.

[Jared]

And well, being cold is probably number one.

[Miles]

Yeah, but I don't think they make fridges that aren't cold, Jared.

[Jared]

It's true.

[Miles]

Car that doesn't drive number two is. How do you. Do you want. It's like also, how have we not decided what's the best way to do the doors on it. On a fridge, you got the full door, you got the houses, the half door. Then you have a half. Half refrigerator. Half door, half refrigerator, half freezer with the drawer. That's one we have. That's the one we have at the house. And, and at our lake, we, we, we elected for fridge on top, freezer on bottom, half door with a full drawer on the bottom. But back in the day, and maybe that is the improvement because back in the day, you remember, every fridge was just halvesies all the way down or full door top. Full door bottom.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And now we've, we seem to go more towards half door at the top and the drawer on the bottom. But yeah, the one I remember as a Kevin, as a kid, it was just full door all the way up and down, freezer and fridge. And honestly, I feel like that's better for the freezer because what kind of fridge do you have?

[Jared]

It's a half all the way down.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Miles]

I don't like it for the freezer though. It's awesome because there's like layers to it.

[Jared]

Yeah, it's a bend over where mine.

[Miles]

It's like a lasagna in there. And yes, I have lasagna in the freezer, but I would never know because it's buried under vegetable medley, Eggo waffles and burritos that taste like cardboard that my wife bought a year and a half ago that we were never going to eat, but we can't throw away because what if there's an apocalypse and it's just extra food that we have laying around? So I'm like, it's nice for the fridge to have the full fridge up top, but the freezer's a nightmare. And actually I'm due for. Because my garage freezer is now full. Oh. So my, my, my kitchen freezer's full. My, my house, my garage freezer's full, so I'm deep freeze in the basement.

[Jared]

You can't clean it out. If you clean out your freezers, you'll probably have more freezer space.

[Miles]

Yeah, but I mean, I got, I got meat in there. It's still good.

[Jared]

That's true. And you can't throw the Eggo waffles away.

[Miles]

Well, those coming. My kid eats those for hours. Okay, gotcha. Jared, come on, man. But so we have, you know, it's like, well then do you get the one that just sits on the ground that you open from the top or. My, my parents had one growing up. Deep freeze. It was a door. It was just a freezer with the shelves. And I think I want that. It's easier to keep track of your freezer inventory that way.

[Jared]

So it's like a vertical deep freezer. Okay, gotcha.

[Miles]

Yeah, I. I think I want to get that. But yes, the regular fridge, that's half all the way down, kind of isn't that awesome for the fridge, but it's. It's great for the freezer, so count your blessings, Jared.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Jared]

I'm so lucky to have that.

[Miles]

You are. You are.

[Jared]

I just feel like on the. The halfsies, all the way down, it's like it's way too narrow. The whole fridge, it's.

[Miles]

It's mentally confining.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And that's what I mean. That's why I like the. The fridge up top. It's nice. You open that sucker up, up, it's a full spread in there. But the freezer is just a absolute nightmare. Just a nightmare.

[Jared]

Tell.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Hell's freezing over.

[Miles]

Yeah. Yep. And I don't know why we aren't doing freezer fridge separate bundling. Like a washer dryer. Gotta start doing that.

[Jared]

I hate that. Yeah. And I've seen, like, new fridges, though. They'll be cheaper and they'll have a, like a screen on them. But the reason they're cheaper is because they play ads on the fridge.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

It's kind of like why TVs are so cheap. Because they push ads to you. That would be annoying.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

If it connects your WI fi to your fridge.

[Miles]

I haven't seen that. That sucks. But hey, you need a fridge. You don't got a lot of money. Be good. The one guy is looking to save money. Trick. Sell your fridge. You got get the ads.

[Jared]

Fridge, fridge. And then like, when you buy a fridge, you don't really get to test drive it. You don't know how the ice is going to come out.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

You know what I mean?

[Miles]

Yeah. Like, I think my fridge that I have in my house, there's like a drawer where all the cheeses go. And it's like a great big drawer. It's great. But. And I think it might be because over time the feet, like, you know, I have screw feet on the bottom of your fridge, you know, like where you can adjust the height of each leg. I think over time, those have slowly gone down so that when I open my fridge, that cheese drawer just slides out on its own. It's so annoying because I think the fridge is slightly slanted forward and I just need to get under there and screw those feet up. It is infuriating, but it's not annoying enough for me to get under the fridge yet.

[Jared]

You know, you have to, like, jack it up a little bit.

[Miles]

Yeah, I gotta. I gotta do something and put a shim in there.

[Jared]

I think the real solution just put a little piece of tape where that. Where it slides out. Yeah.

[Miles]

Every time you try to get in the cheese. That would be how we'd fix it. That's how my wife would fix it. And then I'd be like, what are we doing? She's like, well, you won't get under there and fix it. Yeah, that's. That's on my to do list for 20, 26. Get those feet. Feet more level on the fridge.

[Jared]

That's an annoying project.

[Tyler]

It is.

[Miles]

And it won't take very long, but then something will go wrong. You know, you'll get. You'll get underneath the. Underneath the undercarriage of your fridge. You'll notice a water leak, something old.

[Jared]

Piece of pizza.

[Miles]

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