We React To The Wives Episode (Teaser)

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You Betcha Radio: "We React To The Wives Episode (Teaser)" – Detailed Summary

Release Date: December 16, 2024

Overview

In the teaser episode of "We React To The Wives," the "Midwest" podcast hosts—Myles (the You Betcha Guy), Ryan, Tyler, and Jerrod—delve into humorous and relatable anecdotes about the laziest things they've witnessed their husbands do. The conversation is rich with Midwest charm, nostalgia, and candid discussions about man culture, all delivered with the show's signature comedic flair.

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1. Introduction to the Topic: The Laziest Husbands

The episode kicks off with the hosts introducing the theme: sharing stories about the laziest things they've seen their husbands do. Myles sets the stage by mentioning that he anticipates the conversation might be lengthy, hinting at the depth of the tales to come.

Myles [00:00]: "Okay, here's the next one. I think it's a longer one, so I can pause it whenever."

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2. The "Beer Crack Chicken" Incident

Myles recounts a particularly lazy culinary endeavor by his husband involving a crock pot recipe he dubbed "Beer Crack Chicken." Initially, the recipe was a standard beer chicken crock pot dish, but Myles' wife (Bev) humorously "butchered" it, elevating its name to a more extravagant version.

Myles [00:08]: "When I first met Miles, he lived in a condo. And this is when he first started his YouTube or his you betcha videos. And he made a beer chicken crock pot recipe."

Bev [00:23]: "But then she butchered it. She butchered it. It was called crack chicken. Okay. Beer crack chicken."

Despite the creative renaming, Ryan points out that the fundamental method—using a crock pot—remained unchanged.

Ryan [00:34]: "So regardless, it was still. It was still made in a crock pot."

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3. The Aftermath: Neglect and Negligence

Bev elaborates on the simplicity of the recipe, highlighting its minimal ingredients: stick of butter, chicken, one can of beer, and later, cheese.

Bev [00:55]: "So when I was a trainer, people's trainer, one of my old gals named Bev gave me a recipe, and it was literally a stick of butter chicken in a crock pot and beer. One can of beer."

Tyler adds a humorous twist about the absence of cheese initially.

Tyler [00:58]: "Like, no, there was no cheese."

The conversation takes a turn as Myles describes the extent of the neglect. After cooking, the crock pot was left unattended, leading to it sitting on the counter for an extended period.

Myles [01:06]: "He didn't clean it out afterwards. And then he put it in. But then it, like, sat on the counter for, like, a week or so. And then he, like, didn't want to clean it out."

Bev interjects, emphasizing that the duration was even longer.

Bev [01:15]: "It was way longer than a week. Like, it may have sat there for... It was a long time because I know what she's about to say, and you don't get that type of damage in one week."

Myles confirms, revealing that the crock pot wasn't addressed for months.

Myles [01:06 - 02:38]: The crock pot sat neglected in the garage for an extended period, leading to severe unpleasant odors and visible maggots. Bev shares her ordeal with a fridge that smelled so bad that she and her brother had to use T-shirts as makeshift masks to clean it.

Bev [02:28]: "When we moved out of that apartment, the fridge smelled so bad that me and my brother had to take T shirts and wrap them around our face tight, acting as a mask, so. So that we could clean out the fridge for the next."

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4. Ryan's College Housing Antics

Shifting gears, Ryan shares a story from his college days about the inadequate living conditions he endured. He lived in a cramped, unfinished basement room without proper egress—posing severe safety hazards.

Unnamed Friend [04:08]: "Was the recipe good?"

Ryan [04:12]: Ryan humorously describes his lack of concern for the safety risks, focusing instead on the practicality of avoiding upstairs areas by using the utility room as a makeshift bathroom.

Ryan [04:28]: "I wasn't going to walk upstairs."

Bev challenges this behavior, questioning whether aptly running water down the drain might have been a better practice.

Bev [05:00]: "That is smart. I don't know what, but, like, why does that deserve so many giggles?"

Ryan defends his actions, explaining the minimal effort required to maintain cleanliness.

Ryan [05:36]: "Yeah, like, maybe once a week. I just like. Like spray a bottle of water down there or something."

The group reacts with a mix of amusement and disapproval, poking fun at Ryan's resourcefulness.

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5. Group Dynamics and Humor

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in playful banter, highlighting each other's quirks and past antics. Bev takes a moment to mock Ryan, suggesting he could have started a "worm store" given the maggots in the crock pot.

Bev [03:46]: "I could have started a worm store called I Got Worms."

Tyler adds to the jest with ideas about waxing worms.

Tyler [03:52]: "You should have wax worms."

The humor continues as Bev imagines the chaos if her mother had discovered her unconventional restroom practices.

Bev [06:40]: "I could have... Maybe. I just imagine, though, if my mom walked downstairs and saw me pissing in the drink. Oh, my God."

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6. Concluding Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the absurdity and humor found in everyday laziness and unconventional solutions to common problems. They emphasize the importance of cleanliness and responsibility, albeit through a humorous lens.

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Notable Quotes:

• Bev [00:55]: "So when I was a trainer, people's trainer, one of my old gals named Bev gave me a recipe, and it was literally a stick of butter chicken in a crock pot and beer." [00:55]

• Myles [01:06]: "He didn't clean it out afterwards. And then he put it in. But then it, like, sat on the counter for, like, a week or so." [01:06]

• Bev [02:28]: "When we moved out of that apartment, the fridge smelled so bad that me and my brother had to take T shirts and wrap them around our face tight." [02:28]

• Ryan [05:36]: "Yeah, like, maybe once a week. I just like. Like spray a bottle of water down there or something." [05:36]

• Bev [06:40]: "I could have... Maybe. I just imagine, though, if my mom walked downstairs and saw me pissing in the drink. Oh, my God." [06:40]

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Conclusion

This teaser episode of "We React To The Wives" provides listeners with a humorous yet candid look into the everyday laziness and quirky habits within relationships. Through engaging storytelling and laugh-out-loud moments, Myles, Ryan, Tyler, and Bev offer relatable content that resonates with anyone familiar with the dynamics of household responsibilities and the humorous side of marital quirks.

Transcript

[Host]

Okay, here's the next one. I think it's a longer one, so I can pause it whenever. What is the laziest thing you've witnessed your husband doing?

[Miles]

When I first met Miles, he lived in a condo. And this is when he first started his YouTube or his you betcha videos. And he made a. A beer chicken crock pot recipe.

[Bev]

But then she butched it. She butchered it. It was called crack chicken. Okay. Beer crack chicken.

[Ryan]

So regardless, it was still. It was still made in a crock pot.

[Bev]

You want to know the recipe? Actually, my. So when I. When I was a trainer, people's trainer, one of my old gals named Bev gave me a recipe, and it was literally a stick of butter chicken in a crock pot and beer. One can of beer.

[Tyler]

Like, no, there was no chees.

[Bev]

I think you get added later, but, yeah, that's it.

[Ryan]

No wonder she was going to personal training.

[Bev]

Yeah, stick brother. Anyways, continue on.

[Miles]

He didn't clean it out afterwards. And then he put it in. But then it, like, sat on the counter for, like, a week or so. And then he, like, didn't want to clean it out.

[Ryan]

Oh, pause.

[Bev]

It was. It was way longer than a week. Like, it may have sat there for.

[Tyler]

A year on the counter, maybe six.

[Bev]

It was a long time because I know what she's about to say, and you don't get that type of damage in one week.

[Ryan]

No, no, no, no, you don't.

[Bev]

You don't continue on.

[Miles]

And then it sat in the garage for months.

[Unnamed Friend]

Did you guys live together?

[Bev]

Yeah.

[Miles]

No, we didn't.

[Unnamed Friend]

Okay.

[Miles]

Like, we weren't at the point where, like, I was going to, like, do anything with it. I, like, I didn't feel comfortable. Like, he lived with other people, and, like, so I wasn't gonna, like, clean or do any of that kind of stuff and also, like, clean up after yourself. Right. So, like.

[Bev]

Okay, sorry. I was building. Busy building a fucking company so you can live in a nice house and take care of our kid while I grind all day. Sorry I didn't clean up after myself. Sorry.

[Ryan]

I like how you were talking to her.

[Bev]

Oh, yeah. I hope she listens to this.

[Miles]

We sat in the garage for months. I'm not kidding you.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

And then when they experiment and then when they moved out. I'm not kidding you. There was like.

[Unnamed Friend]

Did he just throw it away?

[Miles]

Maggots or moving?

[Unnamed Friend]

I was like, they were like worms, like baby flies.

[Miles]

So then they took, like. That place was so bad. They, like, took stuff to the dump. They just Put it into the thing to go to the dump.

[Bev]

Fucking nasty, dude. Dude. When we moved out of that apartment, the fridge smelled so bad that me and my brother had to take T shirts and wrap them around our face tight, acting as a mask, so. So that we could clean out the fridge for the next.

[Tyler]

So were you using the fridge, though?

[Bev]

Well, yeah, it was. It was kind of one of those situations where you had to know where everything was in the fridge before you opened it, because once you. You open it, grab it, and then close it really fast because it smelled so bad. Oh, my God.

[Host]

A little bit baking soda. You're good.

[Bev]

And. Yeah, dude. Yeah, it was disgusting. I. I don't think I'd ever seen maggots like that before in my life.

[Tyler]

So it was maggots. It wasn't just mold.

[Bev]

It was maggots for sure. Yeah. I could have started a worm store called I Got Worms.

[Tyler]

You should have wax worms.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bev]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Could have brought them out on the ice.

[Bev]

Yeah. That crock pot just went right in the garbage.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Anyone else?

[Tyler]

There's no saving that.

[Bev]

No saving that. Once you got maggots.

[Unnamed Friend]

So to avoid the dishes.

[Bev]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Miles]

Seriously, you can't just, like, clean out a simple.

[Unnamed Friend]

Was the recipe good?

[Miles]

I've got one for Ryan, and then.

[Unnamed Friend]

Hopefully this one doesn't get me in trouble. But in college, he lived in this really shitty little house, and they had so many guys crammed in this house that Ryan's room was, like, this unfinished basement. Did not have egress. It was definitely, like, not a legal bedroom. It was just, like, a concrete cinder block room.

[Miles]

So if there was a fire, he'd be dead.

[Unnamed Friend]

Oh, 100%. And that house would have caught on fire and fast. Like, it was so old and janky.

[Tyler]

Burning like his buddies, but it was.

[Unnamed Friend]

Just this, like, little concrete house room and then the utility room, whatever. And so obviously, there wasn't any. Like, there wasn't a bathroom down there or whatever. So in the middle of the night, if he got up and you're going out a lot in college, so you wake up, you got to pee, he would just, like, go in the utility room and pee down the drain.

[Bev]

That is smart. I don't know what, but, like, why does that deserve so many giggles?

[Unnamed Friend]

That's just nice. So, like, that was, like, not the slightest concern, right?

[Miles]

There was bigger concerns than utility drain.

[Host]

Oh, my God. During the Civil War. It's super old.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Unnamed Friend]

Oh, God.

[Bev]

It's actually kind of confusing when you talk on the video. I think talking right now oh, sorry. No, it's not your fault.

[Tyler]

No, I'm just.

[Bev]

Wait, was that a recording or did you just say that right now?

[Tyler]

It's definitely lazy, but I don't blame you one bit.

[Ryan]

I wasn't going to walk upstairs.

[Bev]

That's not lazy in my mind. That's just being smart.

[Ryan]

If you guys would have saw this basement. Okay, so, like, my room was separated with, I don't know, just a makeshift door, a wall. And like. I don't know, it was like. It was like that paneling behind Tyler's. Behind Tyler's head? Yeah, that was like, on the walls. Open the door. Laundry room. Fucking straight concrete. I mean, there's a floor drain right there.

[Bev]

Would you.

[Ryan]

Actually, I'm just gonna piss in that.

[Bev]

Would you at least like, run some water down the drain once in a while or.

[Ryan]

Yeah, like, maybe once a week. I just like. Like spray a bottle of water down there or something. Uh, but, you know, water. I don't know what. Maybe it was. It was. There's like a pipe draining from something down there. Yeah, there's always water trickling, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bev]

We had one of those drains in my house growing up.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I mean, fuck, if I had to piss.

[Bev]

Really smart. I fucking should have done that as a kid, running upstairs.

[Ryan]

I mean, to me, we didn't have.

[Bev]

A bathroom in the basement. I should have just been pissing in there.

[Host]

Time you can't get back.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bev]

Fuck. Imagine where I'd be. You might have if I had that extra time.

[Tyler]

You might have had time to clean that crock pot.

[Bev]

I could have. I could have. Maybe. I just imagine, though, if my mom walked downstairs and saw me pissing in the drink. Oh, my God.

[Host]

Armageddon.

[Bev]

Armageddon.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bev]

Stop being. I can't stop once I start. It stings, guys. If you want more, you betcha. Radio, you gotta check out our Patreon. You gotta go to patreon.com, you betradio. Or look us up on the app and we have hundreds of hours of other episodes on there that you can't get unless you're signed up. So you got to check us out on Patreon. You bet your radio, baby.