You Betcha Radio - Episode #325: "We Solved The Men Vs. Gorilla Debate 🎙"

Release Date: May 7, 2025

1. Miles Announces Commencement Speech (00:00 - 08:19)

Miles excitedly shares his upcoming role as the commencement speaker at his alma mater. The conversation unfolds with humor as the gang—Ryan, Tyler, and Jared—tease Miles about his overachievement compared to Ryan's high school speech.

Miles (00:13): "In a couple weeks, I am giving the commencement speech at my alma mater."

Tyler (00:28): "It is very you to one up Ryan's high school commencement speech with a college one."

They delve into Miles' near-miss with failing a class required for graduation, highlighting his unconventional methods and the eventual resolution, which included submitting identical assignments to pass.

Miles (04:01): "And so I walked and we did the whole graduation thing. Complete. The whole time feeling like a complete fraud."

2. Prize Picks Segment (09:00 - 11:40)

The hosts introduce a segment promoting PrizePicks, encouraging listeners to use their code YBR for a $50 bonus upon signing up. They discuss their own lineups, focusing on NBA players like Jason Tatum and Carl Anthony Towns.

Miles (10:25): "That's just like, you know what we call that? A fluke, a random occurrence."

They humorously critique each other's sports picks, maintaining the show's lighthearted and comedic tone.

3. Brainstorming Miles' Commencement Speech (08:19 - 17:02)

Miles seeks input from his co-hosts on crafting memorable lines for his speech. The team suggests various humorous and heartfelt endings, ranging from references to student loans to playful jabs at traditional graduation ceremonies.

Tyler (21:24): "So dumb."

Miles (21:36): "You could just read the song 'Don't Blink.'"

They experiment with different styles, ultimately blending humor with genuine sentiments to create a unique and engaging speech.

4. Tyler's Spooky Discovery: Unearthed Bones (32:55 - 35:57)

Tyler shares a chilling story about finding human bones while digging a garden bed. The group reacts with a mix of skepticism and intrigue, debating the possibility of foul play versus animal remains. They discuss potential next steps, including DNA testing, and humorously speculate about paranormal activity.

Tyler (33:20): "So I went back there. They were with us. They helped me dig the hole."

Ryan (35:00): "Do you guys believe in ghosts and all that? Because I don't. I might now."

5. Q&A Segment: Weight Loss Tips (91:37 - 95:54)

Listeners submit a question about losing weight before summer without cutting back on drinking or dieting. The hosts respond with a blend of practical advice and comedic exaggerations, emphasizing the challenges of maintaining such a regimen.

Tyler (93:08): "But if 50 of the Tylers get scared after Tyler, one gets his head ripped off, we're toast."

Miles (92:20): "You can always eat less. Even if like the extreme is eating one meal a day."

6. Ryan Announces Upcoming Baby (55:42 - 74:34)

Ryan reveals that he and his wife are expecting another child, discussing their preparations and sharing humorous anecdotes about their previous births. The conversation covers everything from packing hospital bags to naming the baby, blending heartfelt moments with the group's signature humor.

Ryan (56:20): "They have to dig apart my woods to check out these human remains."

Tyler (71:17): "Your sibling is 40 years younger than you."

7. Main Topic: Men vs. Gorilla Debate (74:34 - 85:42)

The episode's centerpiece is an animated debate on whether 100 men can defeat a single gorilla. The hosts explore various strategies, blending fact with fiction and humorously considering unconventional tactics.

Tyler (75:50): "Well, let’s start. Let’s say we’re four of the hundred. Any of you guys willing to sacrifice yourself for the good of the group?"

Miles (76:44): "You got to keep them on the ground. I don’t even. Gorillas climb trees very well."

Throughout the debate, they incorporate pop culture references, hypothetical scenarios, and playful banter, showcasing their camaraderie and comedic timing.

8. Closing Remarks and Patreon Promotion (85:43 - End)

As the episode wraps up, the hosts remind listeners about their Patreon page, offering exclusive content and encouraging support. They humorously recap the day's discussions and tease future episodes, maintaining the show's engaging and humorous atmosphere.

Miles (89:23): "So you got to check us out on Patreon. You bet your radio, baby."

Notable Quotes:

• Miles (00:13): "In a couple weeks, I am giving the commencement speech at my alma mater."

• Tyler (08:19): "I was wondering about that. Are you going to bring up your degree?"

• Miles (18:22): "As you travel through life, know that sometimes in life you win. And sometimes you learn. And sometimes you learn that there's nothing a couple beers with your buddies can't fix."

• Tyler (75:50): "Let’s say we’re four of the hundred. Any of you guys willing to sacrifice yourself for the good of the group?"

Conclusion:

Episode #325 of You Betcha Radio seamlessly blends personal stories, listener interactions, and comedic debates. From Miles' candid reflections on his academic journey to the spirited "Men vs. Gorilla" debate, the hosts deliver an engaging and entertaining episode that underscores the essence of Midwest camaraderie and humor. Whether discussing spooky forest finds or the complexities of impending parenthood, Myles and the gang ensure that each moment is both relatable and laugh-inducing for their audience.