We Solved The Men Vs. Gorilla Debate 🎙 #325

Summary

You Betcha Radio - Episode #325: "We Solved The Men Vs. Gorilla Debate 🎙"

Release Date: May 7, 2025

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1. Miles Announces Commencement Speech (00:00 - 08:19)

Miles excitedly shares his upcoming role as the commencement speaker at his alma mater. The conversation unfolds with humor as the gang—Ryan, Tyler, and Jared—tease Miles about his overachievement compared to Ryan's high school speech.

Miles (00:13): "In a couple weeks, I am giving the commencement speech at my alma mater."

Tyler (00:28): "It is very you to one up Ryan's high school commencement speech with a college one."

They delve into Miles' near-miss with failing a class required for graduation, highlighting his unconventional methods and the eventual resolution, which included submitting identical assignments to pass.

Miles (04:01): "And so I walked and we did the whole graduation thing. Complete. The whole time feeling like a complete fraud."

2. Prize Picks Segment (09:00 - 11:40)

The hosts introduce a segment promoting PrizePicks, encouraging listeners to use their code YBR for a $50 bonus upon signing up. They discuss their own lineups, focusing on NBA players like Jason Tatum and Carl Anthony Towns.

Miles (10:25): "That's just like, you know what we call that? A fluke, a random occurrence."

They humorously critique each other's sports picks, maintaining the show's lighthearted and comedic tone.

3. Brainstorming Miles' Commencement Speech (08:19 - 17:02)

Miles seeks input from his co-hosts on crafting memorable lines for his speech. The team suggests various humorous and heartfelt endings, ranging from references to student loans to playful jabs at traditional graduation ceremonies.

Tyler (21:24): "So dumb."

Miles (21:36): "You could just read the song 'Don't Blink.'"

They experiment with different styles, ultimately blending humor with genuine sentiments to create a unique and engaging speech.

4. Tyler's Spooky Discovery: Unearthed Bones (32:55 - 35:57)

Tyler shares a chilling story about finding human bones while digging a garden bed. The group reacts with a mix of skepticism and intrigue, debating the possibility of foul play versus animal remains. They discuss potential next steps, including DNA testing, and humorously speculate about paranormal activity.

Tyler (33:20): "So I went back there. They were with us. They helped me dig the hole."

Ryan (35:00): "Do you guys believe in ghosts and all that? Because I don't. I might now."

5. Q&A Segment: Weight Loss Tips (91:37 - 95:54)

Listeners submit a question about losing weight before summer without cutting back on drinking or dieting. The hosts respond with a blend of practical advice and comedic exaggerations, emphasizing the challenges of maintaining such a regimen.

Tyler (93:08): "But if 50 of the Tylers get scared after Tyler, one gets his head ripped off, we're toast."

Miles (92:20): "You can always eat less. Even if like the extreme is eating one meal a day."

6. Ryan Announces Upcoming Baby (55:42 - 74:34)

Ryan reveals that he and his wife are expecting another child, discussing their preparations and sharing humorous anecdotes about their previous births. The conversation covers everything from packing hospital bags to naming the baby, blending heartfelt moments with the group's signature humor.

Ryan (56:20): "They have to dig apart my woods to check out these human remains."

Tyler (71:17): "Your sibling is 40 years younger than you."

7. Main Topic: Men vs. Gorilla Debate (74:34 - 85:42)

The episode's centerpiece is an animated debate on whether 100 men can defeat a single gorilla. The hosts explore various strategies, blending fact with fiction and humorously considering unconventional tactics.

Tyler (75:50): "Well, let’s start. Let’s say we’re four of the hundred. Any of you guys willing to sacrifice yourself for the good of the group?"

Miles (76:44): "You got to keep them on the ground. I don’t even. Gorillas climb trees very well."

Throughout the debate, they incorporate pop culture references, hypothetical scenarios, and playful banter, showcasing their camaraderie and comedic timing.

8. Closing Remarks and Patreon Promotion (85:43 - End)

As the episode wraps up, the hosts remind listeners about their Patreon page, offering exclusive content and encouraging support. They humorously recap the day's discussions and tease future episodes, maintaining the show's engaging and humorous atmosphere.

Miles (89:23): "So you got to check us out on Patreon. You bet your radio, baby."

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Notable Quotes:

• Miles (00:13): "In a couple weeks, I am giving the commencement speech at my alma mater."

• Tyler (08:19): "I was wondering about that. Are you going to bring up your degree?"

• Miles (18:22): "As you travel through life, know that sometimes in life you win. And sometimes you learn. And sometimes you learn that there's nothing a couple beers with your buddies can't fix."

• Tyler (75:50): "Let’s say we’re four of the hundred. Any of you guys willing to sacrifice yourself for the good of the group?"

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Conclusion:

Episode #325 of You Betcha Radio seamlessly blends personal stories, listener interactions, and comedic debates. From Miles' candid reflections on his academic journey to the spirited "Men vs. Gorilla" debate, the hosts deliver an engaging and entertaining episode that underscores the essence of Midwest camaraderie and humor. Whether discussing spooky forest finds or the complexities of impending parenthood, Myles and the gang ensure that each moment is both relatable and laugh-inducing for their audience.

Transcript

[Miles]

Welcome back, everybody, to you Bet yout Radio. How we feeling, boys? Good. Feeling good.

[Ryan]

Feeling peppy.

[Miles]

Feeling peppy. I have some news to share with you. Okay, fellas.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Miles]

In a couple weeks, I am giving the commencement speech at my alma mater.

[Tyler]

It is very you to one up Ryan's high school commencement speech with a college one.

[Miles]

Yeah, I mean, the amount of high schools that I turned down saying that if I also give a high school commencement speech.

[Tyler]

No, this is never.

[Miles]

Live it down.

[Tyler]

The second Ryan announced he was doing a high school speech, Miles emailed the president of the call. You got to get me in.

[Ryan]

Yeah, he had to ask for his. His commencement speech. Yeah, I ran a whole approach by mine.

[Miles]

I had a. Ran a whole campaign. I had signs up around campus.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I think if you get so many. If you get so many students to sign the petition, then you just automatically.

[Miles]

Are in, call your president and tell him you want.

[Tyler]

Miles, you paid for a water fountain. So they gave you the speech.

[Miles]

Yep.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Miles]

It's weird how when you donate ten grand to the school, they just let you do the commencements.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah, it's weird when you buy. Buy booze for the freshman in college everyone votes for. I'm kidding.

[Miles]

You didn't do that. But I've never done that.

[Jared]

Smear campaign.

[Miles]

Yeah. Just absolute, complete lie. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Well, I mean. Yeah, you guys lying to me are lying about me burning batteries and so. Yeah.

[Tyler]

No, we said you weren't.

[Ryan]

Me too.

[Jared]

You brought it up.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you.

[Ryan]

You brought up the. That thing.

[Miles]

I think it is interesting that I'm giving the commencement speech at the college where I got the degree that I haven't used for a single second in my entire life.

[Tyler]

I. I was wondering about that. Are you going to bring up your degree?

[Miles]

I. I don't know. I. I doubt. I feel like it's a distraction, you know, because you can't get up there and be like, I'm proof that the last four years you just did. Doesn't. Didn't really matter. You know, you can't get up there and do that.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but how many. How many questions have. Have we gotten that have started with. For the exercise science.

[Tyler]

That's true. You are using the degree a little bit.

[Miles]

You're right. I'm. I'm spreading awareness.

[Jared]

And you misdiagnosis Tyler's injury.

[Miles]

Yeah, I didn't have my instruments. If I had had my instruments and I was able to get them over to the human lab, I probably would have done it correctly.

[Tyler]

I mean, like an X ray machine yeah.

[Ryan]

And the weatherman misdiagnoses the weather very 90 of the time.

[Miles]

That is true.

[Jared]

Very good point.

[Miles]

Yeah. I mean, doctors are like that. The amount of people that are like, I'm getting a second opinion. So.

[Ryan]

Yeah, second opinions are the most common thing in health care.

[Miles]

So it was one of those deals where, thank God you got a second opinion. I thought you maybe just had a contusion.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

I also didn't want to sound the alarm and be like, oh, he broke his leg. Everyone would have went into a panic.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's true.

[Miles]

And someone else might have broke their leg amidst the panic.

[Tyler]

So just running around like chickens with their heads.

[Miles]

Yeah, I mean, it would have been absolute disarray. And. And I didn't want that. I didn't want to make a bad situation worse.

[Tyler]

Which is why you can't bring up your college major in this speech. It'll cause a panic.

[Miles]

Correct. Yeah. We don't want anyone breaking legs.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Miles]

Although I would like it if you guys told me to break a leg before the speech.

[Tyler]

We'll see how prepared you are.

[Ryan]

I mean. Yeah, you weren't. You were limping to the graduation line, weren't you? There wasn't there one class that. Some class that.

[Tyler]

Pottery.

[Ryan]

Mine kind of might have just slid to the side.

[Miles]

Yeah, no, it was Sport and Play was the class. Sport and play. It was a writing intensive course. And I was at the stage of my college career where I decided that I didn't really want to intensively write.

[Ryan]

Well, you're a songwriter, not a sport and playwright.

[Miles]

Correct.

[Ryan]

You know.

[Miles]

Try to tell them that. And so there's two major papers you have to do. And I had done the math at the beginning of the semester because this was my last semester of college. And I did the math, and it was like they clearly laid out all of what, the points that everything was right. So it'd be like this discussion board, 10 points, this worksheet, 15 points, whatever. And after doing the math on all of the points, I just needed to get a D minus, pass the course and graduate, and I did it. So I figured out that I only had to do one of the papers and then do X amount of discussions and all of that stuff to get the appropriate amount of points to get a D minus graduate and go on. Well, what. I didn't keep track of all the stuff we were doing that semester. And so I didn't see that the teacher sneakily snuck in a couple other things. So it increased the total points, but I did not increase my points. That I got from doing all of the stuff. And so when the math came in at the end of the year, I had failed the class by like 10 points.

[Tyler]

Oh. One more discussion.

[Ryan]

One discussion.

[Miles]

One more discussion post. I get an email like, like the. The day before I'm gonna walk in graduation that I had failed and that I'm gonna have to take it again and that I technically, like, I don't graduate because I needed this course to graduate. Oh. And so they let me walk. And I just didn't tell my family. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Why would you.

[Miles]

It's so embarrassing. Like I. All I had to do was like, just do two more assignments.

[Jared]

Half hour work.

[Miles]

Half hour work. So embarrassing. So I did. So I walked and we did the whole graduation thing. Complete. The whole time feeling like a complete fraud.

[Jared]

Stolen valor.

[Miles]

Stolen valor, everything.

[Tyler]

And now you're giving the speech.

[Miles]

And so then I did. I was like, okay. It would be so dumb for me to not actually get my degree after doing four and a half years of college. So I took the class online the next semester and I did the same approach but did a couple more assignments and ended up passing. I did. I still only did one paper. And I'm pretty sure I submitted the exact same paper the next semester because like, it's not like I'm. I stole it from.

[Tyler]

I wrote it. It's not plagiarism.

[Jared]

Plagiarism.

[Miles]

I kind of just submitted all the stuff that I did the semester before. And then my act. Because they don't give you your actual diploma when you walk in college. It. It comes in the mail later. And so my. It got delivered to my parents house. And my mom was very confused at why it took my diploma so long to. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Us backup.

[Miles]

So I. I do have. Actually have a college degree. It just took me a semester longer than everyone thought it did. Sure, that's fine.

[Ryan]

Yeah. You go up to mommy like I'm on Black Friday. I don't know. Post office.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's just not.

[Ryan]

Three years later.

[Miles]

Yeah. Supply chain issues.

[Ryan]

Supply chain with leather. Yeah. Little booklets.

[Miles]

It's. It's just not a good look to say that I didn't graduate because I failed the class called sport and play.

[Tyler]

Yeah. It doesn't sound like it would be a writing intensive class.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's. It. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't. You know, it's as. It's as writing intensive as you want to make it. True.

[Ryan]

Yeah. It's one paper and two assignments.

[Miles]

What's kind of the opposite of intensive? I made it I made it. Huh?

[Jared]

Casual.

[Miles]

Yeah, I made it. Writing casual.

[Ryan]

Sure. Was it more sport or more play? Sounds like a lot more writing a.

[Miles]

Lot more sport than play from what I remember. But yeah, we don't need to talk about that. Commencement.

[Ryan]

No, you're.

[Tyler]

Do you have any idea what order you are in the speeches?

[Miles]

Are there multiple commencement speakers or what?

[Tyler]

Okay, so I, I went to Ryan's alma mater's graduation ceremony this weekend.

[Miles]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Because my sister in law was graduating from there and they had two students doing the commencement speech. And then a faculty member. So the, the first student goes up and she does her whole speech on what is a Jimmy, which is their school mascot. And that was her entire speech. She defined what is a Jimmy. And then girl number two walks up, strange look on her face, and starts her speech with. I played basketball here at Jamestown and in one of the games the opposing team chanted what is a Jimmy? Immediately spent her entire speech defining what is a Jimmy. And you could just hear it in her voice like, damn, it sucks. I had to go second.

[Ryan]

Yeah. It sounds like they didn't take a communication class in college.

[Miles]

Yeah. Because I like, I have to submit my speech to them. So you think that they would catch that?

[Tyler]

Yeah. These girls clearly did not compare notes. And the best part about it is they defined a Jimmy differently.

[Miles]

All right guys, it's that time of the week. We are going to do some prize picks. And guys, right now you can sign up up on prize picks with code YBR. Get $50 instantly when you play your first $5 lineup. You don't need to win your lineup to receive the $50 bonus. It's just guaranteed.

[Tyler]

And boys, we made somebody some money last week. Whoever faded us. You got a perfect four for four.

[Ryan]

The entire lineup.

[Tyler]

Yeah. All four of us. Wrong. So take that however you want, but.

[Miles]

That'S just like, you know what we call that? A fluke, a random occurrence. It's like a deviated from the norm data point on a graph.

[Ryan]

It's like the Celtics missing 45. Three pointers.

[Miles]

Correct.

[Tyler]

That's won't happen again.

[Miles]

Will not happen again.

[Ryan]

No.

[Miles]

And so this week we got a good lineup for you guys. And speaking of the Celtics, we have three people on the Celtics.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So Jared, who do you got?

[Jared]

I got Jason Tatum, more than 27 and a half points.

[Tyler]

Okay, Tyler, I'm the only player, only person picking a player from the Knicks. I got Carl Anthony towns, more than 34 and a half points in rebounds and assists.

[Miles]

I did, I picked Drew Holiday. You did yeah, because they're both the same. We got Drew Holiday and Peyton Pritchard, both more than 11 and a half points. We got three Red Devils in this line.

[Tyler]

I like it.

[Ryan]

A little toggling going on.

[Miles]

A little toggle fest. That's what we call it. And so, guys, if you'd like to ride with us, let us know if you have. Again, if you have. If you're on a hot streak, you gotta let us know.

[Tyler]

Please.

[Miles]

Love to see yourself.

[Tyler]

Please.

[Ryan]

Before there.

[Miles]

We love to see your lineups.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So, guys, remember to use code ybr. Signing up. It's always a great time, especially when you do it with buddies.

[Tyler]

For sure.

[Miles]

Eat some buddies together, you guys all ride or die. Fade each. The whole thing.

[Tyler]

Get the group chat rolling. It's a lot of fun.

[Miles]

It's a good time. Yeah. I don't know who else is speaking or anything like that. I'm just gonna show up, say my stuff, and. And eat. I have to do it twice.

[Tyler]

Oh.

[Miles]

Which is a whole added thing, you know? Like, imagine if in. In high school when you had to give a speech in front of the class, you had to do it in the morning, and then also do it in the afternoon. It just. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Do you have to wear the robes?

[Miles]

I think so.

[Tyler]

Nice.

[Miles]

So there's a joke in there somewhere about that, you know?

[Ryan]

Yeah. We should get you on Amazon. Just get you a bunch of. Just a bunch of whatever they call.

[Jared]

Ropes.

[Ryan]

Yeah, a bunch of ropes.

[Miles]

Like.

[Ryan]

Like all the way up, just get.

[Miles]

Corded out, you know, it's like the gold ones, black ones, red ones, maybe even throw over, like a USB C cord over. Extension cord.

[Ryan]

Be hilarious cord.

[Miles]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Is this because of my extended.

[Miles]

That's actually a great bit. Pull out an extension cord. Like, I see a bunch of people with all the cords in the front row. This is about the only cord that I got when I was hearing extension.

[Tyler]

That's a great opener, right?

[Miles]

That's a great. I'm gonna write that down. We work shopping in here.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we are. Yeah.

[Jared]

Now that you guys are plugged in.

[Ryan]

We'Re about to make this speech electric.

[Tyler]

Start your speech with eight puns.

[Miles]

Puns. Yeah. All the students crick. All the dads that are there, they're dying, laughing. Yeah.

[Ryan]

I look out in this crowd and I see a lot of powerful students out here, soon to be powerful employees in the workforce.

[Tyler]

It just. It sounds like someone's letting air out of tires from all the hard exhales you're gonna get.

[Miles]

Just so many heads. Just so Many heads hanging. It's like. It looks like they're doing the wave with their heads.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

It gives you a good opportunity, though. Some people, like, design the top of their graduation cap so you get a good chance to. Maybe they got signs on them.

[Miles]

This is. This is a bit that is on the cutting room floor. It got cut. I. I don't think I can work it in.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

But I. I've always wanted to if I'm talking in front of a group, because when you're. When you are the one, the speaker, you just, like, you just have this control over the room that people are much more willing to do stuff. Right.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So I thought about, you know, a lot of times and like, that be like, all right, everyone close their eyes. And it's. You can go one of two ways. You let you make them close their eyes for, like, 30 seconds. Then she be like, like, I'm just kidding. I'm not going to do that. But you just close your eyes for 30 minutes or 30 seconds.

[Ryan]

I never say. I didn't say it. I didn't say that would be funny.

[Miles]

Just. Just the. At the beginning speech, like, I want you to close your eyes and. And listen to what I'm saying. And then just keep coming back to eyes closed. And then at the end be like. Like, how many of you fell asleep?

[Tyler]

They all. You tell them to open their eyes. And your robe is just off.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Surprise.

[Miles]

Doing the helicopter now.

[Tyler]

Keep your eyes closed. I can't stress how important it is. Keep your eyes closed.

[Ryan]

They're like, wow. I didn't know if Miles was up there, if Andy Elliott was up there.

[Tyler]

Sure.

[Ryan]

All the time.

[Miles]

The other bit is just have everyone close their eyes. Then, like, turn around and take a selfie with my phone. And then just let them know, like, when people ask me how the speech went. So I'll just show them this photo and tell her. Tell them that I made everyone fall asleep.

[Ryan]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Jared]

That's good.

[Miles]

This. It was snooze fest. Yeah. That one's not going into it, but that'd be funny.

[Ryan]

Got chopped.

[Miles]

Fun. Little play.

[Jared]

Depends on the crowd reactions. If I pull that one out.

[Miles]

When I think about graduation ceremonies, I think about all of the people their entire life who have gone through school and things with the last name starting with the Z.

[Tyler]

It's tough, dude.

[Miles]

You're last in lunch. Your last for everything. Your whole family's got to sit through the entire ceremony and everyone else getting their diploma and waiting for you.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Why can't once in A while. Every other year, switch it and start with disease.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I would love that. I mean, I'm. I'm past it benefiting me, but for my kids sake, let's flip it every once in a while.

[Miles]

You should. You should just change your last name to start with a silent A. Yeah, a Ziggler.

[Ryan]

Just drop the Z.

[Tyler]

No, it's tough. The only benefit to it, when they yell like, all right, line up alphabetically. I know where to go. I don't have. I don't have to sit. And with people like to figure out where I need to stand, I just head to the back.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Unless you got like a Zimmerman in there or something.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you can talk to the other three Z's, but there's not many of us.

[Miles]

Yeah. Just felt bad. So I thought about, you know, maybe throwing the. The. The whole operation into a panic by telling everyone during my speech that. That I talk to everyone and the Z's will actually be getting first and just say it as a fact and watch scramble to try and do the list backwards.

[Tyler]

I love that. Knock those Andersons down a peg. They always get to be first.

[Miles]

Dude or Anders.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Two A's. Like, come on, get out of here with that. The. Out of here.

[Ryan]

Yeah. What? Courthouse approved that last name.

[Tyler]

Seriously? They did. They have kind of alleviated that just a little bit. They now do it by major and by alphabetical. So if you're a Z, you still are at the end of your major, but it still sucks.

[Jared]

If you're a zoologist, Ziggler, you're.

[Tyler]

Toast.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but you're. If you're like an arts major, then is the last name Ziegler. You're sitting in a pretty good spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

Arts. Adams. Really good spot.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's like, because you get called last for anything, Tyler, like, whenever you go to a wedding, they should specifically put you at the table that eats first.

[Tyler]

Hell, yeah. I should have a card that says that.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Actually, I get to eat before the bride and groom.

[Jared]

It's kind of like a handicap parking space.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

If you're.

[Ryan]

If you like.

[Miles]

Or the. Like, Bill Gates has got to make McDonald's card that he can just get free McDonald's anytime, anywhere, people.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

Right, guy. Yeah. Like, he needs it.

[Tyler]

Right?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

So what else. What else do you have cooking in the. In the. The writing? Stew.

[Miles]

Well, do you guys. I actually wanted to pitch some ending lines to you guys.

[Tyler]

Please.

[Miles]

Just to workshop it and see what you guys think.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

You know, hit us with it. This Is an open line of communication here. I tried not to make it too cliche. And these. These are real ending lines and in no way, shape, or form a joke. Okay, so here we go. First one. As you travel through life, know that.

[Ryan]

Okay, we got to work on holding it together. This is a room. This is a room of three.

[Tyler]

Sorry. Sor.

[Miles]

As you travel through life, know that sometimes in life you win. And sometimes you learn. And sometimes you learn that there's nothing a couple beers with your buddies can't fix.

[Tyler]

Hey, are we ranking these? Are we just hearing them all?

[Miles]

Let's hear them all first. And then whatever sticks out in your brain.

[Jared]

Only got 70 of them.

[Miles]

Should be in and out pretty, you know, 30 minutes or so. So once you guys go ahead and.

[Ryan]

Close your eyes, well, that's number one.

[Tyler]

On my list for eyes closed.

[Miles]

As you leave today, remember, your future is a blank page until you get your first student loan statement. That's good. All right, and the third one. As you scoot out of here today, just know that although Old McDonald had a farm, he also had a dream. And so as you leave here today, I hope you all eiei go after your dreams. That one was inspired by my child and his sing song little thing he plays with.

[Ryan]

I'd like to buy a vowel.

[Miles]

All right, here's another one. As you follow your dreams, also follow me out after to the merch tent and pick something. Hell yeah.

[Ryan]

That's number one on my list. Cash only.

[Tyler]

We are selling tongs.

[Miles]

After you leave here. After you leave here and go out into the world. Wait, Sorry. After you leave here and go out to the world, Wake up tomorrow and go after your dreams. Just remember to set two alarms.

[Tyler]

So dumb.

[Miles]

On your drive home today, remember, the rules for life are just like the dining center. Eat your vegetables, sit with someone new, and don't be afraid to get that extra scoop of ice cream. Because you only live once.

[Tyler]

Yeah, go back to nursery rhymes and don't blink.

[Jared]

Yeah, don't blink.

[Miles]

All right, I got a couple more. As I watch you all leave here today, it reminds me that dreams are just like living in doll hall. That's it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You could be only one door away from catching something viral.

[Tyler]

That is very good.

[Ryan]

That's pretty good.

[Tyler]

That would play with the students.

[Ryan]

Yeah. It's a great Covid reference, too.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Jared]

Yeah, I always want to reference. Covered.

[Miles]

All right, and the next one is. This is the last one here. So as you leave here today.

[Ryan]

I.

[Miles]

Feel like every single one has to end with. As you Go out into the world today.

[Ryan]

Some sort of movement.

[Miles]

Go find some fun. Go pounce and play. Hunt down. Delight in every day. Try to stop you. Don't you let them. Your dreams are yours now Go and get them.

[Jared]

I.

[Tyler]

That one. Some art major would do that. That's. That one's not bad.

[Miles]

That one is from my son's book called Go get him Tiger. That's the last two pages of that book. Book.

[Jared]

So you can just read them. Go get them, tiger.

[Miles]

I. I should.

[Tyler]

Good.

[Ryan]

I was.

[Tyler]

I was thinking you just go get him dragon.

[Miles]

Maybe. Yeah, maybe you read them the places you go or whatever.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Dr. Seuss.

[Jared]

Play the hits.

[Miles]

Just can't do Fox in Socks because I won't be able to get through. Impossible.

[Tyler]

Read 10 apples up on top.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Or Hop on Pop.

[Tyler]

I like that one.

[Jared]

You're like, this is hard to read.

[Ryan]

Hop on Pop is a weird one because he sits on a bat at one point and that just.

[Tyler]

And then it's a cactus. No, don't sit on that.

[Miles]

I also thought about telling everyone to reach underneath their seat. That's good. And just having nothing.

[Tyler]

That is funny actually.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

You should do a piece bit with you thing.

[Miles]

And also with you.

[Jared]

Yeah. Have everyone shake hands with each other.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you could also just read the song Don't Blink.

[Miles]

That's true. That should be my walk up song.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

An outro song.

[Tyler]

What they give you those like.

[Miles]

Like four minutes of walking.

[Ryan]

You're sitting there.

[Miles]

I could start in the back with the guitar and pretend to play it.

[Jared]

Oh, that's good.

[Miles]

And then mosey my way up there.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

And. And lip sync it.

[Ryan]

You got anything? You got any thank yous written out? Anyone that any like professors or anyone specifically you want to thank?

[Miles]

Are you looking to see if I have a thank you for you in the speech?

[Ryan]

No. Because I had nothing to do with your college experience. I don't know, maybe there was like a. Like at. At my school, there was a. A dining hall lady who made the best omelets ever. She like, she would be one that I would have thanked in a college commencement speech.

[Miles]

Got it. Yeah. I mean, it's the generic thank yous. It's also. So I watched Charlie Barron's gave a commencement speech for Wisconsin and I.

[Tyler]

He.

[Miles]

He knew all of the lingo. Like the college lingo, like calling people chancellor and esteemed members of the board of deans. Yeah. And I was like, can I just call him faculty?

[Ryan]

That works.

[Miles]

I don't know any of the vernacular that goes on at a college.

[Jared]

Just say, today we're all dragons. And then like everybody's pronoun is dragon this, dragon that.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah. Smart. Smart Jared.

[Miles]

That just made me think about that I could do kind of an Oprah's favorite Things as well. Do a miles Favorite things. Yeah, just give away stuff. Oh, and that's.

[Jared]

Look under your seat.

[Miles]

Yeah. Look under your.

[Tyler]

So.

[Miles]

And they're just all IOUs.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I owe you some. Some Bose headphones come up virtual.

[Tyler]

Just head to the store and pick them up at the counter.

[Miles]

I left your first name at the counter.

[Jared]

Yeah, the Dragon Book store.

[Miles]

There's like 18 Sarah's Walk in there all looking for free Bose headphones.

[Tyler]

So I've been to, I think, four different colleges, commencements, and every single one I've been to, each college thinks they're the most special.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

There's. There's. There's been something by the president or whoever talking about how this is a special place. They always say that 100. And it's like, is it special or is it like every other college?

[Miles]

Now, the one thing, you know, people, as I've told people about this, are kind of like, oh, like, are you nervous? Whatever. And I just usually look at them and go, do you graduate college? They'll say, yes. And I go, who gave the commencement speech? And what did they say? And they say, I have no clue.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So the pressure's off. Once they leave there, they're not going to be thinking about me and what I said or didn't say or flubbed or whatever.

[Tyler]

So unless you hit him with that old McDonald's zinger, they're gonna remember that one.

[Miles]

Yeah. I go after your dreams.

[Ryan]

Yeah. When they have Kit, when they have kids one day, that's the first thing that they'll think of. Reno McDonald.

[Miles]

It's true.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's. I mean, it's. That's a decent approach. You could also go with approach of like, hey, maybe I want this to be the first commencement speech that people actually remember.

[Miles]

Yeah. But, you know, what am I gonna say?

[Jared]

You know, open with that. This could be the first speech you remember.

[Ryan]

Yeah, they're gonna remember it naturally.

[Miles]

I feel like I need to do, like, the worm to start on stage. Like, that's the only way. Like, it's got to be visually burned into their, you know, retinas.

[Ryan]

You could do, like.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I mean, you could recruit, like, the guys who are still in town and play on the football team and do, like, do like a full padded walkout like you'd walk out of the tunnel.

[Miles]

Yeah. I'm gonna need some fog, so. Oh, yeah. I mean, I should have had demands if I was gonna do this speech. Like, I'm gonna need fog. I'm gonna need to walk out and an exit song.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Well.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And if they don't have.

[Miles]

I'm gonna need you guys to duct tape some stuff under chairs.

[Ryan]

If they don't have a fog machine, too. You could just like, get up there real quick, be like, how many of you kids hear vape? And then everyone raises their hand.

[Tyler]

Let them rip.

[Ryan]

Everyone, come on up here. I need you to. I need you. How do you blow O's in this little entrance? Right.

[Jared]

Yeah. It's like 200 kids.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Every kid stands up.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Like raspberry. That smells like a jewel.

[Miles]

So which one of those did you guys like the best? Eiei go after.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's.

[Tyler]

That's my number one for sure.

[Miles]

I think they're going, you're only one door away from catching something viral. That's because, you know, that's probably not gonna make it. Probably through the approval process in the college.

[Tyler]

I think it would crush with 70 of the student bo body. The other. The 30 that are all stuck up are like, how dare he? Or all the people that live in Doll Hall.

[Ryan]

Yeah. All the virgins out there.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Or like.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah. It's like. It's like, cool. It's like, loser. So the. The shitty part about going off script is that you have to do it again later in the day because it's like, you could submit whatever speech and then get up there. Once they're. They're not gonna, like, take you off the mic.

[Ryan]

No.

[Miles]

Once you get up there, you can say whatever you want, you know?

[Tyler]

Do they hit you with the Oscars music to get you the hell out of there, Wrap your speech up?

[Ryan]

Yeah. I mean, you think Harrison Bucker, like, do you think he had what he said in his speech? Probably not. He just went off.

[Miles]

I don't know.

[Jared]

That's a good question.

[Miles]

School, they probably loved it. Yeah. But anyways, so how long is your.

[Jared]

Speech going to be?

[Miles]

You think I'm gonna try and keep it to 10 minutes or under?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I.

[Miles]

In and out.

[Tyler]

I'd say five is a good number, probably.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's just like. Yeah, I. I think it'll probably land hopefully somewhere around eight.

[Tyler]

Okay. Because that's. No one's gonna be mad at you whatsoever for keeping short.

[Miles]

Leave them. Want more.

[Tyler]

Yeah. So those. The kids sweating Their asses off in thick black robes trying to get the hell out of there. Are going to appreciate a short.

[Miles]

I think they're red robes this year.

[Tyler]

No.

[Ryan]

Yeah. They're probably just looking forward to getting to the bar.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Hell yeah.

[Ryan]

Having a cuppa.

[Miles]

Thought about throwing in a joke about like the next time you're gonna wear a gown is when you're getting your colonoscopy.

[Jared]

That's good.

[Tyler]

That's funny, actually.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Miles]

Or talking about how it's like, it's funny that I'm wearing the robes and you guys are wearing the robes. Like I feel like a baseball manager.

[Ryan]

Wearing ye uniform in uni.

[Miles]

You know? Like, how weird would it be if you're at the doctor in your gown and then the doctor also walks in with a gown? Strange and weird.

[Ryan]

That is odd to think about.

[Miles]

So I may, I may throw that in. We'll see. That's pretty. It's just like, if you really like how ridiculous is it that we got dress up in that attire?

[Tyler]

The entire faculty is in it. It's crazy. And they got more cords than the students do.

[Miles]

So we'll see. But yeah. Should we take a break?

[Tyler]

I think so.

[Jared]

Let's do it.

[Miles]

Guys. Remember, we have a Patreon for you Bet yout Radio, where every single week we give you a whole nother episode. We also have some cool events that we do now and again. You got the access to the pcas, the wives episode. All of that is on Patreon. Jared is always posting other behind the scenes stuff in there. There's also a water cooler talk. Right? That's what we call it. Where you can chat with other patrons and roast Ryan in the water cooler talk. Don't roast Ryan. Whatever you do, don't go subscribe to Patreon for you Bet your Radio and roast Ryan in the water cooler talk. I don't want you guys to be doing that.

[Ryan]

So I'm in the water cooler talk too. So it's true.

[Miles]

So he's gonna defend himself. You go toe to toe with T shirt guy.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, it doesn't. It doesn't even. Doesn't faze me anymore. It. It, it just. It slides off my skin like water.

[Miles]

So go check it out, guys. It's starting to get pretty nice out. And you know what I like to do around this time of the year, Ryan?

[Ryan]

Probably throw on a six panel mesh snapback hat.

[Miles]

Yeah, I was gonna say stock up on some fresh new hats for summer. You want to be rolling into lake season with some Looking nice. Very nice. And so if you go to oh, you bet you.com, you can pick yourself up some trucker hats, some patch hats, the whole thing. I'm wearing the boys or buzzing hat. Great hat for lake. Great hat for the lake.

[Tyler]

It's your favorite place to buzz.

[Miles]

I do. And then you get me in some water. Give me some water. Wearing this hat and a single parent that day. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So guys, I mean, it's kind of. It's like flag flying season right now too. You got the flag on the dock. You got the flag on the pontoon. We got the boys are buzzing and Midwest's best flags 3 foot by 5 foot with grommets on it.

[Miles]

He sold me with the grommets. So go to all you bet you.com guys, check out all stuff we got on there. Tyler has been itching to tell us a story that happened to him and I'm. I hope you haven't over played it. I said it. He said it is the craziest thing that's ever happened to him.

[Tyler]

I did say it was crazy.

[Ryan]

I'm excited for you to dig into this one.

[Miles]

He says that no one's ever, ever told a story like this, so it better be good.

[Tyler]

I'm just saying if this story ends up being what it could be, it could have huge implications on my life. Wow.

[Miles]

Yeah. In your family's life.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Jared]

Our lives.

[Tyler]

And our lives maybe.

[Ryan]

I think there's a reason you started making swords.

[Tyler]

No. Prepared this. So I was digging a hole in the woods. We have a standing garden bed. Right. So I had to go get some dirt for it. So I just went back in our woods, started digging a hole, put it in the wheelbarrow, bring the dirt over to the standing garden bed, start shoveling it in there. And in my dirt, I find some bones.

[Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Miles]

That is fucking unreal. That was so eerie. Oh, my God. I don't believe in extra Tourette. Not extra. I don't believe in ghosts. But the bones that you just dug up, that spirit is here with us right now.

[Jared]

That was unplanned.

[Tyler]

What the.

[Miles]

Dude, the whole backdrop almost just impaled you.

[Tyler]

And the thing that fell off the wall is the X ray of my broken leg.

[Miles]

Oh, my God.

[Jared]

And that was almost a year ago today.

[Miles]

Oh, my God. You almost got an antler to the neck and the whole thing almost tipped off.

[Ryan]

Dude, it's gonna fall. It's gonna fall on you.

[Miles]

That's because he keeps hitting it with this.

[Ryan]

I know, but again.

[Tyler]

What is happening? Right.

[Miles]

Folks that are listening. Tyler said that he dug up some bones, and the second after he said it, the whole backdrop almost just fell on his head.

[Tyler]

I don't want to. Do I move spots?

[Miles]

I don't.

[Ryan]

I think just throw some duct tape on it. Throw it, Santa. Throw some duct tape on it.

[Tyler]

It was duct taped up there already.

[Ryan]

There's more on it.

[Miles]

The spirit of whatever bones that what is in this room right now.

[Tyler]

That was.

[Ryan]

No wonder why you got this place so cheap. You got it. You quite literally got it dirt cheap.

[Tyler]

I'm, I'm gonna go put this up.

[Jared]

You can go take a lap too.

[Tyler]

I'm gonna tape that up quick.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So it doesn't fall inside. Clear the mind a little bit.

[Jared]

That was completely unplanned, we should say.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, don't break on that.

[Miles]

I got a fishing line string, and I pulled it after he said it. Jared. Like, of course that was unplanned. I, I, I don't know. Do you guys believe in, in ghosts and all that? Because I, I don't. I might now, but I might now. That was wild. Jared seems to be unbothered about what just happened.

[Jared]

I, I think it's coincidence.

[Ryan]

Yeah. H vac, it's where it's, it's.

[Jared]

Our H vac is cursed, though.

[Ryan]

So that is true.

[Miles]

Maybe.

[Tyler]

Do I keep telling this story at the risk of angering it more?

[Miles]

Yeah. Do we got a helmet you can put on?

[Tyler]

All right. Freaking Jesus. All right, so I'm putting the dirt in the garden bed, and I find a bone, right? And it's not that weird to find bones. Animals die in the woods all the time. But this bone was clearly sod. Right. I'll show you guys the pictures. I'll send them to you. But it was clearly had marks on it where somebody had sawed the bone apart. I'm like, oh, somebody butchered an animal. Kind of interesting question.

[Miles]

What size bone are we talking?

[Tyler]

And we're talking like, this big. And it looks like it could be a rib. It was sort of like, slender, Right.

[Ryan]

It wasn't like a wishbone or anything?

[Tyler]

No.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

But then, so I can continue to empty the wheelbarrows, and I find what is clearly a vertebrae that is also sod. And I'm like, this is kind of weird. So I go back to the hole and I dig a little bit more. I find a third bone, also sod. And then I keep digging, and now I'm finding a bunch of burned out charcoal wood. So not only Are there bones in. This hole? Is burned wood. So these bones are sod and also burnt at some point. So I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Like, are people burning carcasses back here? And this is all, like, a foot and a half deep in the ground. I start to find more bones, and I send them to my buddy who's like, neat colleges scientist type dude. And he's pretty sure they're just beef bones, but he said that the burning of them is the weirdest thing. So I'm gonna send him a bone, and he's gonna DNA test it, because he works at a. At a lab where he sequences DNA all the time. So he's gonna test these bones and figure out what they are. And if they're human, that's the implication on my life. Like, they're gonna have to dig apart my woods to check out these human remains.

[Jared]

Bci.

[Miles]

It's good you threw your DNL DNA all over a crime scene, too, by the way.

[Tyler]

I clearly didn't kill these things. These bones are old as.

[Miles]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, could the. The. So you, like. You think they cut up, like, a rib and stuff?

[Tyler]

So. So there's two that are vertebrae, most likely, and then two that we're not sure. So I'll send you guys the pictures and the videos right now.

[Ryan]

I don't know if I want the pitch. I. I don't know.

[Miles]

I don't know if I want that on my phone.

[Ryan]

I don't think I'll keep my hands clean.

[Miles]

Yeah, I mean, of all this.

[Tyler]

The bones are clearly older than all of us.

[Ryan]

My airdrop. I just turn my airdrop off. You can't. Yeah, I blocked your number, too. Yeah. I mean, and. And think about the amount of bones that you didn't find.

[Tyler]

Right. So there's. There's just. I have a video and picture of four bones. These are the first ones I found.

[Ryan]

The X ray falling off the wall with all this bone talk was a little.

[Tyler]

That was weird.

[Ryan]

Crazy.

[Miles]

I mean, let's say what. What animal would you suspect that it was?

[Tyler]

So my guess. Yeah, my guess would be a cow. That they're. They're just beef bones that somebody butchered a cow way back in the day and just dumped the body in the woods.

[Miles]

Yeah. And then just burn.

[Tyler]

But. Yeah. Could you just. That could have been their burn pile they threw back there. That is the most logical guess.

[Ryan]

But do bones burn?

[Tyler]

I don't know. I mean, there was charcoal in there. That's the only reason the burning is even.

[Ryan]

I Understand? They, like, you can incinerate them, but just a regular fire. I don't. I don't know if that's going to actually burn a bone.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Ryan]

Interesting.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Did you go and tell your wife?

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, she was there. It's her garden bed.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

So.

[Ryan]

Okay. Have you told your kids yet?

[Tyler]

Yes. So I went back there. They were with us. They helped me dig the hole.

[Ryan]

Well, no, I know. I think at that point I'd probably be like, yeah, snack time. Juice boxes in the fridge. You guys better all head in so I can finish this myself.

[Jared]

They're having ribs tonight.

[Ryan]

I think we're.

[Tyler]

So if you. I don't know if you got the picture. If you zoom in on that one in the middle, you can see the saw marks.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's kind of weird.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Huh.

[Tyler]

Very interesting, isn't.

[Miles]

Is? I'm just trying to think of why someone would, like, cut up the bones like they did.

[Tyler]

I. That's why I think it'd be a butchered cow. It's either a butchered cow or a murder.

[Miles]

But when you're butchering a cow, are you, like, cutting rib bones like that?

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think so. Because they use like. Like a. Basically they use a bone saw to literally just, like, you can cut off a rack of ribs from the body.

[Miles]

But it seems like they would cut it where the bones are connecting with other bones and, like, cut the tendons and I don't know.

[Jared]

I don't think about butchering.

[Tyler]

No, me neither.

[Miles]

Clearly.

[Tyler]

I don't know. So I'm gonna send a bone to my buddy, and he's gonna figure out what the hell they are, so.

[Miles]

All right. It's a little. To be. To be continued. Well, so now I think the thing, though, you have to do is start digging up your holes.

[Tyler]

I'm kind of on the opposite because, like, I want to not disturb it anymore until I know it's like a cow, you know, I. I mean, your.

[Ryan]

Dog'S got to be in heaven. He's got toys.

[Tyler]

For the next 10 years, he's kind of left it alone, weirdly. So he came up if he spooked up. Yeah, not good. Not good.

[Jared]

Too bad it's not October right now. You'd have a sick haunted house.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Okay. You know, he's just. He has a haunted house.

[Jared]

Hey. Exactly.

[Tyler]

So, yeah, my buddy says, because, like, they were a foot and a half deep. He said they're probably around a hundred years old. Unless they were buried there. If there was natural, like. Like somebody butchered a cow. And just threw it on top of the ground and didn't bury it. They're probably 100 years old.

[Miles]

Which leads to. The question I've been asking is. So you know how like if you were to just leave a hammer on the ground. Right. In a hundred years or whatever, the it would get completely covered in dirt. Correct. And it would get buried. And then in thousand years and 10,000 years, it would just keep getting deeper and deeper. Where is all of the dirt coming from?

[Jared]

If wind is it?

[Miles]

If everything gets buried over time, where is the dirt coming from that's burying.

[Tyler]

Everything that I think it just gets shifted and moved. Like, because they'll find fossils when like a new windswept plane blows away and opens up a new spot of dirt.

[Miles]

So it's just shifting around.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

But it seems like everything everywhere is getting buried.

[Tyler]

No.

[Miles]

You know what I mean?

[Ryan]

Yeah. I'm thinking like after, like maybe like, like the amount of rainstorms a guy has over 10 years, like eventually that thing is going to start slowly, like sinking down. More dirt's going to cover the top of it.

[Tyler]

That's probably right. It's not necessarily. There's more dirt piling on top of it. The item is sinking down in the dirt. Dirt.

[Ryan]

Yeah. It's like the Simpsons meme. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Bush.

[Ryan]

But it's just this hammer over multiple years.

[Miles]

Okay, that makes sense. I just, yeah. It's just a thought I had. Whether or not I was experimenting with any sort of asparagus or anything like that. But it was like, where's all the dirt coming from?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Because it's. They're not making more dirt.

[Miles]

Making more dirt.

[Ryan]

You got better buy now they make more of it.

[Tyler]

Mark Twain.

[Miles]

Well, don't buy quite right now because you might want to wait to see if the interest rates drop at all.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Anyways, just a side little thought.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Another thing I've been wondering about. I don't know if you guys have been feeling this, but what the hell is going on with Bill Belichick?

[Tyler]

Speaking of old bones.

[Miles]

Yeah, I, I, this is not the Bill Belichick that I know.

[Tyler]

No, this, the Bill we grew up with was, Is gone.

[Miles]

He's gone. What happened to him? Is this even Bill Belichick or is this a clone of some sort?

[Tyler]

Whoever he is, he's changed and I don't like him.

[Miles]

For those of you who don't know what we're talking about, Bill Belichick has a. How old is Bill Belichick?

[Jared]

70.

[Miles]

70 year old. Bill Belichick has a 24 year old girlfriend that seems to be running his entire life.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Miles]

Now if it was on any other random rich old guy, I don't think anything of it. It's like, yeah, it's his tales old as time. Old guy gets a young girlfriend, she's having sex with him, so he'll just let her do whatever she wants. But when it's Bill Belichick, the hard nose, no frills, no extra guy, is suddenly being puppeted by a 24 year old woman. Weird. Weird and strange.

[Ryan]

I also like, I do think it kind of tarnishes his legacy as a person a little bit too, you know?

[Miles]

Yeah. You either die a hero and live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[Tyler]

I, I am.

[Miles]

Or either die hero or live long enough to date a 24 year old villain.

[Tyler]

I, I am going to play devil's advocate a little bit. I have not seen Bill Belichick smile more than the last six months. He, he is like, he's cracking jokes, he's doing funny commercials. He is, he is lightened up a little bit.

[Miles]

But the weird thing is, is that he's. She's putting her hand in. Putting, she's putting her hand everywhere.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, she is. Okay. And another more devil's advocate. She is his PR person.

[Miles]

That's what I mean. She's everywhere. So even when he's doing the interview, she's off camera telling them what they can and can't talk about and getting upset if the interview guy asks him about their relationship.

[Tyler]

But isn't that what PR supposed to do?

[Miles]

Yeah. Then that's the other question.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Miles]

Would this be a story if she wasn't his girlfriend?

[Tyler]

Right. I, I think, I think it's not a story. Even if she is his girlfriend? If she's 45, like, and not a child.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I feel the only person who I feel like can tell Bill Belichick what to do is Tom Brady.

[Tyler]

Yeah, kinda.

[Ryan]

And now we have. I mean the writing is on the wall. There's something, I mean, you can think about a little bit deeper in a sense of like, she must got something that he really wants.

[Tyler]

I wonder what it is, I wonder what it is.

[Miles]

And yeah, but there's like even people on the Internet calling this elder abuse.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Miles]

Which is, in my mind it might be elder abuse, but not the abuse you're thinking of. I think it's the abuse that he likes.

[Tyler]

He signed up for this abuse.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And I mean, I was playing devil's advocate just to play like those are the arguments for Her I'm still pretty against it all. It's weird. Like the videos of her at practice just like walking up to him five, six times in the middle of a practice are just strange. There's no room for a PR person to be doing.

[Miles]

I remember being at like football practice in high school and like, you know, like they're you. Like, either another team is kind of practicing on half of the field because sometimes that happens. Like your girlfriend's playing soccer next to where you're playing football. You're like, I. I can't interact with her at all. Or either all my buddies are going to think I'm whipped or my coach is going to get pissed and think. And think that I'm distracted and he's just having his hot girlfriend come out in the middle of practice when he's supposed to be the guy telling everyone to lock in. That's the, that's the thing that is weird to me because this is Bill Belichick then the no guy and your job.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Do your job. Maybe that's what he's saying to her. He's like, get out here. Do your job. Mic me up.

[Tyler]

Up.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

I don't know.

[Tyler]

Give me some pr. I don't know.

[Ryan]

But she's, she's no stranger to dating men that are way older than she is.

[Miles]

She dated some other people.

[Ryan]

Her, her most recent ex boyfriend, I believe he was 64 years old. And I think he was a CEO of like a long term living care center or something. He. He had a lot of change.

[Miles]

Is that where she met Bill?

[Tyler]

Probably she's just getting, she's getting contacts ready for Bill.

[Ryan]

Yeah. But according to him, like none of this was, none of this slander about her was true when they were dating each other.

[Tyler]

Yeah. It sounds like the. I think his last name is Zuckerman.

[Ryan]

Y.

[Tyler]

Right. He. He spoke out in huge support of her, which again, he is also another old guy.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Thing that she does. It's just I've never. No. No one else has done that for me.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And who knows, it's interesting motion she does.

[Ryan]

I really like a woman who's in my business. And who knows, maybe like next that will come out is they. They're actually married. And he never had her sign a prenup. So if he talks her and she takes half of Zuckerman's net worth, you.

[Miles]

Know, he accidentally married her without a prenup and she's. He's like, I just have to make it work.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I don't got that many Years left and the last thing I need is cut my fortune in half.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Last thing I want to do is live in this long care, long term care facility and have her take it over.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Because I am.

[Tyler]

If that's the case, get landscaping duty.

[Miles]

Yeah. I think that there's two folds to this. Right. There's the.

[Tyler]

I think Bill's got more than that.

[Miles]

There's the football side where she seems like she's in his football business, which is, again, to me is the weirdest part of this. And then there's all the rest of it. It's like a little bit kind of like, hey, good for you, Bill. You know?

[Tyler]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Ryan]

I just seem happy. I don't know if it's real, but.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's like if you take the football aspect out of the equation, like if he was, if he was not coaching anymore and she was doing this, I don't think it would be that big of a deal.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it definitely would be the headline that it is because we, we've already had the headline. Like, like just the shock value of the age difference. And that blew over pretty quick. And we didn't hear anything about it again until this stuff started happening.

[Ryan]

So the people that we need to hear from are his kids.

[Tyler]

They've talked. They're not. Not pumped.

[Ryan]

Okay. Interesting.

[Miles]

Pretty talented.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They haven't been like, released a statement, but they're like commenting on. Julian Edelman talked about it on his podcast about how like, he's kind of in support of Bill. And then Bill's daughter commented on. Is like, no, this is no good.

[Miles]

Well, I mean, also if you're his kids, your dad's dating someone that's younger than you.

[Tyler]

So weird, dude, you know, by default.

[Miles]

By default, that's just gonna be weird. Well, you're gonna go to Christmas and call her mom.

[Tyler]

Bill has a kid with her.

[Miles]

That's weird.

[Tyler]

You're. Your, Your sibling is 40 years younger than you.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's like, yeah, this, I mean, this is, this quite literally. It's. It's setting everything up for a movie. I just like a short film or something like stepmom with, you know, let's, let's.

[Miles]

Let's put ourselves in Bill's shoes. You had a long, phenomenal career in the NFL. You finally decided to retire from the NFL. You are recently divorced because you didn't get divorced within the last however many years.

[Jared]

Last 10 years.

[Miles]

Yeah. So you. 70 years old. You're 70 years old. You're an Old bag of bones and a 24 year old wants to jump your old bones. I mean, you're single. Like, what. What's he supposed to do?

[Ryan]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

When you put it that way, any 70 year old is. It is gonna. They're gonna jump on that.

[Tyler]

Just for me. And I can't. I'm not 70 yet. I just don't think, even if I'm Bill Belichick, I could date someone younger than my kids. I think that's where my line. They'd have to be at least older than my kids.

[Miles]

Yeah. I think there's just also like a maturity level to the whole thing of, like, you're 70, you care about stuff that. That, I don't know.

[Tyler]

True.

[Miles]

I don't know.

[Tyler]

Bill Bellich has never given a what anyone thinks, and he clearly still doesn't.

[Miles]

So that is true.

[Tyler]

That hasn't changed.

[Miles]

Maybe I was wrong. I said, where is the Bill Belichick that I know? Maybe he's right in front of us because he doesn't give a. What all of us are commenting on the Patriot Way. Yes. Yeah, he's just doing his job in the morning, in the afternoon, and at night, he's just doing his job, you.

[Ryan]

Know, and his job happens to be a woman.

[Miles]

It would be crazy if everyone was like, she's bad for him. And then, like, they won the national championship.

[Tyler]

UNC goes undefeated.

[Miles]

Crazy.

[Tyler]

It would be.

[Ryan]

She becomes the first, like, female assistant head coach in college football.

[Jared]

She's the first one to raise the trophy.

[Miles]

Yeah, she's like, actually really good at her job. Like, really, really good at. I mean, if she's a PR persons, everyone's talking about them. So maybe she is doing her job.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's true. Like, like Tar Heel. Tar Heel football has never been so on the map as they are right now.

[Miles]

That is true, Ryan.

[Tyler]

It just. Yeah, it's no longer a basketball school. It is.

[Ryan]

The MJ's just forgotten.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

Yeah. Like, I. Because didn't she get the job after he got the job and was dating him?

[Tyler]

I think so, but let's just say she wasn't.

[Miles]

Let's say she was working at unc and they're like, all right, we want you to put UNC back on the map. We haven't had our time in the sun since Michael Jordan and Raymond Felton and Sean May when we won the championship. Tyler Hansen. Yeah, it's been a long time, but we want to put UNC football back on the map. And she's like, what if I just Started sleeping with Bill. I think that would maybe do the trick.

[Tyler]

What she's.

[Miles]

That'll do.

[Tyler]

I think she's an alumni, right? Didn't she go to school there?

[Miles]

I don't know.

[Tyler]

So this could be an industry plant from unc. They're like, go, woo Bill. He's a free agent. Get him over here.

[Ryan]

Like, Bill had no intentions of getting back into football. But like this opportunity, it came across his desk. He's like, I want to become the head football coach at unc.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Maybe she got him the job. I don't know. We'll see. But yeah, I don't want to be conspiracy theory theorists, but maybe it's just the whole PR stunt. Never know. No, but hey, the end of the day, good for you, Bill. But just make sure you're still doing your job. Remember, at the end of the day, it's about football. Not your foot balls.

[Tyler]

Not her foot, your balls.

[Miles]

I love how I'm talking like I care about UNC Football 2.

[Ryan]

No, we just want the story to keep developing.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

It's about X's and O's, not X's and hoes.

[Ryan]

That's true. Yeah.

[Miles]

Boom. There you go.

[Jared]

Jared.

[Miles]

Ryan.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

It sounded like you're gonna say something else there, Ryan.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

This is potential baby week for you. So let me back up here a sec. This kid that you're about to have. Yep. You. You've talked about it a little bit, but you've kind of been a little bit hush hush the whole pregnancy. I think there's actually a lot of listeners that if they miss the episode, they wouldn't even know that you are having a kid.

[Jared]

I'm not even sure if we had an official announcement that.

[Ryan]

The official announcement was during the Patron. Patron Choice Awards for best sex haver. It was me. I was two time confirmed. Even though everyone only knew I had one.

[Miles]

So we soft launched it on Patreon. So basically there's a lot of people that are listening. Don't even know you're having a kid.

[Ryan]

Yeah. They haven't known. I. They haven't known for the last nine months.

[Miles]

Well, let's. Let's get everyone to up to speed. Ryan.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Start from the beginning. How did it happen?

[Ryan]

You know when. And two people really love each other.

[Miles]

Yep. And are married.

[Ryan]

Yep. They get into talks about wanting to expand their family and that talk was had is like, oh, like let's go from three to four. Okay. So then you have that. You both agree on that.

[Miles]

And then you know, and then what happens?

[Ryan]

Well, Let me skip ahead a little bit.

[Miles]

How long does it take? How long does it take then the, the woman to make a baby?

[Ryan]

I think, I mean, it's all, it's.

[Miles]

How long did it to make a baby?

[Ryan]

It's all situational. Like some people 30 minutes, some people 30 seconds.

[Miles]

And where do you fall?

[Ryan]

I'm probably in like the bottom 1%. 60 seconds.

[Miles]

Okay, there we go.

[Tyler]

Top 1%. If you're talking about a race.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, top one. And again, like the, the child that we're about to have, again, they are a national champion swimmer. They have beat out millions of other.

[Tyler]

Children, essentially inferior swimmers.

[Ryan]

Correct.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So expansion of the family. Yeses. On both sides, you know, it's a two way street. Right? You gotta, yeah. Agreements on both sides. And here we are nine months later.

[Miles]

Just. Did you just explain to us that you need consent from your wife to have a baby?

[Ryan]

I mean. Yeah. Again, you don't.

[Miles]

It's important. You're right, you're right. We just kind of, I think it was implied that your wife was consenting to having another child. But I'm glad you clarified. That's good. That's good.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Street.

[Ryan]

So. Yeah. And then here we are nine months later. My first child was 12 days early before the due date. And today recording this on Monday, this is 12 days before the due date. So I mean, it could be in 30 seconds, it could be in 10 days, we just don't know.

[Miles]

Could be in 20 days.

[Tyler]

Could CBA.

[Ryan]

Hopefully not. Yeah, hopefully not 20 days.

[Miles]

But is it true that you go, is it that you go earlier? Traditionally, do you end up going earlier? Every new kid or later?

[Tyler]

Everyone told us that it was earlier. Right. So that trend was true for the first two. Like, first kid was two weeks early, the second kid was two and a half weeks early. And then my third kid, he cooked all the way to his due date.

[Miles]

Okay, so it's a crap. Yeah, it's a crap.

[Ryan]

But I, I, I have also been told that, that you go quicker than your first one.

[Miles]

So once labor starts, the kids coming out.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we're gone. Like, my bag, my overnight bag is in my pickup. Her overnight bag is in her vehicle.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I get a phone call, I'm, I'm out of here. Call 91 1. Be like, there's a man in a pickup speeding down the highway right now. That man happens to be me, so.

[Tyler]

Don'T tell on yourself.

[Miles]

Well, sir, we actually like now have to arrest you because you're going 100 on the interstate. Like you might have been fine just not calling us.

[Tyler]

Just turn your flashers on. They're not going to. They'll just follow you instead of pulling you over.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. The, the, the gas pedal stuck out. It's governed out. I don't know what to do.

[Jared]

Yeah, I missed the turn on a funeral procession.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'll see if I can roll into the hospital and stop. Get to stop somewhere.

[Miles]

So going into baby number two and delivery number two, get remind people what happened on the first go around. And second, what are you going to try and do differently this, this birth?

[Ryan]

Well, I now know the like the morning hours for the gas station by the hospital. So I, I know to not stop at the gas station just to get some goodies before we head over to the hospital. They're right next to each other, but.

[Miles]

Okay, so you packed the goodies?

[Ryan]

Already packed the goodies. Last time. I, I wasn't prepared like going into it, you just assume you get to the due date and then that's when it happens. So because it happened 12 days earlier, like we didn't really have time to think about things where this one. Now we're thinking about things. I'm a little bit more prepared. I know the gas station doesn't open till 6 so if it's at 5:30am tomorrow morning, we're not skipping the gas station. I don't even need to go to the gas station though because I'm now prepared.

[Miles]

Got it? Yeah. So why are you even thinking about the gas station?

[Ryan]

Wow. She reminded me of that the other night. Cuz she, I think she had written it down in her notes. She goes, I was crazy for letting you stop at the gas station before going to the hospital, Mike. Yeah, that was, I admit I'm like, that was a bonehead move.

[Miles]

I'll throw my hand up. That one's on me.

[Ryan]

That one's on me. That was an idiotic move and I should have never done that. So because we got there there and it was damn near too late to get the epidural. So had that gas station been opened and I, they might have told me, hey, you gotta wait another five minutes to get a slice of breakfast pizza.

[Tyler]

If you just sat there and waited for a pizza to get off the line, she'd have killed you.

[Ryan]

You know what? I, I see only have two pieces left. Can I get a full pizza? It's gonna be a long more. That'd be about 20 minutes.

[Miles]

Okay, so. So plan for the second one. Straight to the hospital, straight there and then what are you gonna do? Because didn't you faint last time?

[Ryan]

I didn't faint. No, I. No, I remember that we got. So we got there at 5:30am and we had been up since about 2:30am so a little bit tired. Five hour energy down the gullet. No food in my stomach. Free coffee right across the hallway. Okay. I gotta take it. I mean, anything free. I'm taking advantage of cup of coffee. Start sipping on that. And I think my wife said something like, I'm not feeling great. I'm like, I don't know, I feel a little bit lightheaded too. And they're like, just, you need to sit down right now. Because the last thing they want to deal with is me fucking. Yeah, fainting into the chair. And while my wife is giving birth. So caffeine. I think I've given myself a time frame. I can't have any caffeine till 8am a.m. i think the adrenaline itself will.

[Miles]

But did they like give you toast and orange juice or something too, or.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Miles]

So that's the move.

[Tyler]

My stomach maybe just fake it like.

[Miles]

No, I mean, just being like, oh, I feel light headed. Then they just bring you food for free.

[Ryan]

I mean, it's damn near room service.

[Tyler]

God, I just feel like I'm so lightheaded that toast and orange juice won't do it. I think I just need like a full, nice hearty breakfast.

[Ryan]

God, I think the only thing that can get me out of this is a grape jelly with Jiffy crunchy peanut butter.

[Miles]

The only way I can get out of this, this lightheadedness is with a Perkins Tremendous 12 or a Denny's Grand Slam.

[Tyler]

And I think it's only wheat toast. And my eggs sunny side up will make me feel better.

[Ryan]

Oh, God, I.

[Miles]

But I don't want the crust on my toast.

[Ryan]

I had to. There are some leftover Buffalo Wild Wings in the fridge across the hall and I don't think anyone's going to eat it. And that's the only thing that can get my blood sugar back up to its proper levels.

[Tyler]

How you doing, honey, by the way?

[Miles]

You're doing great though, honey. But I'm down bad.

[Ryan]

I'm going to be doing great pretty soon when these honey barbecue wings are sliding down my throat.

[Tyler]

We're both going to be pushing at the same time in 20 minutes.

[Miles]

You should, you should do the TikTok trend after your. Or like, let's say after. Or just during the process, have your wife video you walking in and just go, so you're not cooking Dinner tonight. It's a Tick Tock's friend. It's pretty good.

[Ryan]

It's the sink still full of dishes.

[Miles]

So no straight to the hospital. No caffeine until 8am Correct. Anything else?

[Ryan]

Let's see.

[Tyler]

Pack some snacks for yourself.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I mean that's our. That's covered. Anything I could get at the gas station is in my bag. The bag being the entire cab of my pickup. So we're covered there Good. Outside of that. God. The first time I brought a. A Roku stick. But the issue with that, because just so we could get any TV we wanted. The issue with that is the volume only comes out of the little speaker next to worse. Yeah. So it like wasn't. I, you know, I'm trying to kick back in the chair watching Mobland. Yeah. I'm like, can you turn it up a little bit? And she's like, it's really loud right next to me.

[Miles]

That is insane. You brought a rope? I would have never have thought to do that.

[Ryan]

Dude, that.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Ryan]

Like one of the. You get to a good place where, you know, you. I. What I forgot was the Bose speakers. I forgot the speaker system, the sound bar. I had a 50 inch sound bar that I was gonna bring in, get that hooked. Hey, I can hang this in the drywall for you too.

[Tyler]

No, we brought. We brought a fire stick the last time too.

[Miles]

Yeah, well, I mean, for you this.

[Tyler]

Is just like another day in the office.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's like going to up north for the weekend. You know, just a relaxing time at the hospital for you guys.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So I think we're probably just gonna go laptop this time. Laptop and charger. I don't know. Neither of us took advantage. She didn't really. I don't think she took advantage of the whirlpool tub last time. So if she doesn't, I'm going to don't.

[Tyler]

Because people give birth in that.

[Miles]

Yeah, that would be weird.

[Ryan]

This is. This is the postpartum room.

[Tyler]

Okay. Okay.

[Ryan]

This is. Yeah. This is not in the actual delivery room. So they're not.

[Tyler]

Because I think the postpartum room only has showers. I think that the nice whirlpool tub is in the delivery room.

[Ryan]

No, but I don't know what hospital you're going to, but yeah, it didn't have a whirlpool.

[Tyler]

No, the postpartum just.

[Miles]

The birthing room had a tub.

[Ryan]

I'll take a photo for you.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Ryan]

In the next who knows how many days.

[Miles]

He's probably. He's probably At a different hospital. One of those deals.

[Jared]

What?

[Ryan]

I. I am excited to order some hospital food, though. Hospital food slapped last time.

[Miles]

Time.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we order off mom's menu. Not dads.

[Ryan]

Yeah. The milkshakes, they're phenomenal. And it's all free because you don't see the bill at the end. I don't see the bill at the end. Anyway, so for. To me, it's just like. It's all. You can eat free buffet, but it's a resort. It is pretty funny when you, like, when the wife gets on the phone to order food and it just sounds like she has. Hasn't eaten food in, like, a full year. Because it's like, why do you need two pizzas, a thing of nachos, two milkshakes, and then, like, four cookies? Are you really that hungry?

[Tyler]

Yeah, I just gave birth.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Bring me my food.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So what's funny is that sounds like my wife when she's drunk at an all inclusive and it is just all for her, and then she eats about one third of it, and then the.

[Tyler]

Rest is for you.

[Miles]

Well, no, it's. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Did you guys ever, like. Did you ever, like, order food from anywhere while you were at the hospital? You did?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Whatever her craving was that she couldn't have during pregnancy. Sushi, deli meat. Whatever her craving was for that pregnancy was my first trip, so the last one was sushi.

[Ryan]

So maybe I'll save the gas station run for if I have to go out and get some food.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Some sushi at the gas station.

[Miles]

Well, Ryan, we're excited for you, and hopefully the baby comes out all healthy and we'll maybe. Him or. Because you don't know the gender.

[Ryan]

Don't know the gender.

[Miles]

Him or her. We can debut a few days after, give birth on the podcast. We'll bring him or her in, tell everyone the name, there's Social Security number, all of that. That sound good to you?

[Ryan]

Yeah, it sounds great. Yeah. The more we talk about, the more of the nervous shits I'm getting.

[Miles]

Really?

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Miles]

I.

[Ryan]

Since this morning, I've had the nervous shits bad. I don't have anything left in me.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's. It'll be interesting when I. Because I'm gonna have a second kid at some point. Yeah. It's like. It's a way. Now I know what happens.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So it'll be interesting to. To like, see how I feel differently. Because when you're in the dark, you're just kind of like, okay, here we go.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. Flying by the seat of your pants. Yeah. And. What? I can't golf during paternity leave either because my. My knee's still up. So. Summer series postponed again. Woke up last night. Night throbbing pain in the knee.

[Tyler]

So you gotta start elevating all weekend.

[Ryan]

I know. I'm gonna elevate for two weeks when I'm.

[Miles]

You gotta get in that tub.

[Tyler]

Gotta get in that after. That's.

[Ryan]

That's the rehab I'm missing is the afterbirth tub. And if, and if you guys are right, if they don't have a like a postpartum jacuzzi tub, I might just have to run to the hardware store, get one of them Coleman hot tubs.

[Miles]

That's true.

[Ryan]

Blow up ones and just pop right down.

[Tyler]

I bet you'd be the first do that.

[Ryan]

Probably. Probably.

[Jared]

So we could cold plunge in the.

[Ryan]

Morning and then could cold plunge in the morning?

[Miles]

Yes, we could. You got. You got names picked out?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Or are you still throwing them around?

[Ryan]

I think we got. I think we got a boy name. Pretty Locked Down Girls is like. It's. We're in the middle of like three of them.

[Miles]

Smart to not really spend time because you're just going to have a boy. You know, it's like if I know you like. I think I do real.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You just have a boy, so you don't even got to worry about.

[Ryan]

That's kind of what I'm thinking too. I think we're all convinced the boy by this time.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Ryan Junior.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

It'd be wild to name your second. Your second son Ryan Junior.

[Miles]

Why? Is that weird?

[Tyler]

Not the first one.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

But I think that's super weird.

[Miles]

Really?

[Tyler]

You know, no one names their second born son the Junior. It's always the firstborn son.

[Miles]

Look at you with all the rules.

[Jared]

I didn't know that either. Either.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think that's wild.

[Miles]

I think it's fine if you want to do that.

[Ryan]

Thanks, mom. I feel like. I feel like there's been juniors that have been like second or third.

[Jared]

I don't know.

[Tyler]

That's true.

[Miles]

I mean, George Foreman, he just. He named every one of his kids George.

[Tyler]

That's true.

[Miles]

Didn't he? Is that like a. Is that a real story or is it one of those myths? Kind of like Marilyn. Marilyn. Marilyn Manson removing his wrist. Suck his own dick?

[Ryan]

Maybe Marilyn Manson was on your property, Tyler.

[Tyler]

Maybe that's when he removed them. Those are his ribs.

[Miles]

Yeah, he did.

[Ryan]

Five sons.

[Miles]

He gives his reasons. Reasons. Number one, brain damage from getting punched in the face over the years.

[Ryan]

Reason number two, we need someone to carry on the do the griddle business.

[Miles]

We need a spokesman.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

His. His daughter's name is Georgetta.

[Miles]

Georgetta. You think they could have just done Georgie? You know, that's a girl name. Well, just remember that while you're having your child, we will be scrambling at work to cover for you. So just think about that when you're giving birth to your child.

[Tyler]

Tyler, the T shirt guy, while Ryan's gone on.

[Ryan]

You guys know I get anxiety about taking time off, so I just.

[Miles]

I. That was a joke, right?

[Ryan]

Okay, good. I already got the nervous shits. Now I'm gonna.

[Miles]

Nervous piss. Nervous pukes. You know, I got a nervous runny nose.

[Ryan]

I just. I. I will be in the bathroom the rest of the day, maybe the rest of the week.

[Miles]

So just remember, though, like, if you got to leave today at like, 3, I expect you in two weeks, back in the office at 301. Just so you know, PM you get two weeks paternity.

[Ryan]

That's why I'm hoping it. It lands on like a Friday at 4, because then I can come in from Friday at 4 in two weeks, just.

[Tyler]

And then just walk in the door, then turn around.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Hey, I haven't taken my lunch break yet, but I'll take that now, and then I'll leave right after that.

[Miles]

Yeah, and every minute you're. Every minute you go over it, we're docking pay, so just so you know to the handbook, because this just isn't. This isn't a free ride, Ryan. You know, and last thing you'd want. Last thing you want is your son to come into the world expecting a free ride like his dad. Yeah.

[Ryan]

You got to work hard for free rides, you know?

[Miles]

Yeah. You. The only free ride you're getting is if you're really good at sports and you got a full ride scholarship.

[Ryan]

That's it.

[Jared]

It.

[Miles]

It's all that matters in life is being good at sports.

[Ryan]

Maybe I'll. Maybe instead of texting you guys right away, whatever we have, maybe I'll just text the Patreon. I'll text the Patreon water cooler, talk.

[Tyler]

Announce it in there, and just wait to see when Miles and I figure it out.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but Miles would never figure it out.

[Miles]

Well, an would tell me.

[Ryan]

That's true. That's true.

[Miles]

Hands in the water cooler.

[Jared]

Ch. Got her nose to the ground.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So should be a good time.

[Miles]

Jared, you had. You had something about gorillas and 100 men, correct? Yeah, I actually, as much as I Can be online at times. I don't know the full story.

[Jared]

Just a meme.

[Ryan]

I think it's just. Yeah, it's a. It's. It's been a viral hypothetical for, I don't know, probably a week now.

[Tyler]

I think it started with some random guy just tweeting, could a hundred men beat one gorilla?

[Miles]

What's our track record on discussing this with Ryan and his penguins and all of that?

[Tyler]

Ryan?

[Ryan]

Well, I'm in a completely different camp on this one. This is you guys. We're talking about a gorilla. Now, One response I did see to the hypothetical was like, 100 men versus one gorilla hypothetical. And then it was like our ancestors. And our ancestors are just, like, surrounding a woolly mammoth with. With just spears.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So it's like you can get five men to take down one woolly mammoth. Like, I think a hundred men could take down a gorilla with weapons.

[Tyler]

Okay? So I think.

[Ryan]

I think weapons that are. Do not fire bullets out of them.

[Tyler]

So I think no. No weapons. There's only one thing that decides, are these hundred men committed? Because if people start one, the first dude's gonna get his face ripped off.

[Miles]

Well, that's the thing is, do you have. Have the. The people willing to sacrifice for the good of the group?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Because if after you see guy number one get his neck snapped in half, how many are gonna run?

[Miles]

Well, let's start. Let's say we're four of the hundred. Any of you guys willing to sacrifice yourself for the good of the group?

[Tyler]

No.

[Ryan]

No, I. I'm waiting for my chance to jump on its back.

[Miles]

You guys are really showing your true colors.

[Tyler]

That's what I'm saying. We lose if. No, we're not committed. We win if everybody decides to attack at once in a coordinated effort.

[Miles]

No. Like, one of you guys needs to sacrifice yourself. I can't because I'm the leader.

[Tyler]

Naturally, I can't.

[Ryan]

I have.

[Tyler]

I have three kids, so I can't.

[Miles]

I'm organizing the battlefield. Like you want. You want Napoleon on the front lines? Absolutely not.

[Tyler]

Washington.

[Ryan]

The. And the next quote that I saw on my Twitter timeline was, leaders go first.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's true. I did see that somewhere.

[Miles]

Leaders eat the gorilla last. So everyone kills the gorilla. Then the leader comes in and has a good steak dinner.

[Jared]

Gorilla.

[Tyler]

Yummy.

[Miles]

Yeah. God. What does grill taste like, you think? I think it's a stringy meat. Do you think it's tender?

[Ryan]

I think it's pretty. It's probably, like, jerky.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think it's pretty tough.

[Miles]

Pretty. Pretty Lean.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Not a lot of bad.

[Miles]

I think if we get the right men, you know, just think about the, what, six, seven billion people that are on earth. I think we can find our top hundred men and I think it takes down the girl.

[Tyler]

I think so too.

[Miles]

You know, I would agree. Now, a hundred of me or a hundred of Jared, 100 of Ryan or Tyler, I think we don't got a shot.

[Tyler]

I think we do. As long as there's the right mindset. I think it's just an overwhelming number.

[Jared]

I think hur. Tyler's good. Beat a gorilla.

[Tyler]

If we had the right mindset, I agree.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

But if 50 of the Tylers get scared after Tyler, one gets his head ripped off, we're toast.

[Miles]

Yeah. I think what you got to do is take a page out of Flops's book and just leg sweep them to start.

[Tyler]

Honestly, get.

[Miles]

If you can get them on the ground, you know, like the last thing you want to do is fight a gorilla in a tree. We're just going to be out, man.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So one, you got to keep them on the ground.

[Ryan]

Ground.

[Miles]

I don't even. Gorillas climb trees very well. Yeah. So well documented. Yeah.

[Ryan]

I mean, I think the smart move too is you don't have to use a human as bait. You just bring a. You just bring bananas with you. Bring your.

[Miles]

So gorillas, you know, they're closer than other animals to our intelligence. Correct. So I think what if it was a hundred miles is fighting a gorilla? I'd play the mental warfare game to start. I first would just get under his skin, under his fur, by just copying everything he does.

[Tyler]

That's a terrible idea.

[Miles]

Why?

[Tyler]

If you do that. So like I watched the Jane Goodall documentary, and if you posture against a gorilla, he immediately takes you as a threat and will fight you.

[Miles]

You know, we sacrifice one miles.

[Tyler]

Okay. Okay.

[Miles]

And then while he's distracted with the one miles, we pile on.

[Tyler]

I think we go the Jane Goodall approach. Because they are intelligent creatures. We befriend them, then betray them.

[Ryan]

Backstabbing.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

I think the 100 miles backstab each other though, too.

[Tyler]

They could probably.

[Miles]

We start turning on each other, start moving. Goal post. Yeah, that's right. You. Yeah. It turns into every man for himself.

[Ryan]

Because if you think, okay, say 100 men on average, say 200 pounds a piece, that's 20,000 pounds against probably 500. Yeah, a thousand pounds. 500. A thousand pounds there. They got to be more than.

[Miles]

Yeah, I think we. I think we can get it done. I think we get it done.

[Ryan]

Because I think just, just everyone laying on. If you can all get on top of it, you're just. When she'd crush it.

[Tyler]

Ah, dude. Way smaller than we thought. Still a fully grown silverback gorilla male. Typically stand between 4 foot 11 and 5 foot 11 and range in weights of 300 to 430 pounds.

[Jared]

I think it bench like 2000 pounds. I chat GBT that the other day.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. They're strong. They're strong as they are. Are.

[Tyler]

Most are at least seven to 18 times stronger than an adult male human.

[Miles]

It's tough legs, leg sweep.

[Tyler]

Too many people. This overwhelming force.

[Ryan]

Kick him in the dick.

[Tyler]

Seriously. Why not? It's life or death, dude. Look, I think gouging eyeballs and I.

[Miles]

Think the approach is, is take. Take the cannon. Human cannonball approach. So you get about eight guys taking another guy who balls up in a ball and you just launch him into the grill. Because you're balled up, you're less likely to get your face ripped off and you're probably just gonna bounce off and go flying or.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Or. And so if you just. If you just peppered them with human cannonballs, I mean eventually one of them is gonna land or hit an ACL or something or.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Or you deke them out by. By throwing the human cannonball up into the air. So while he up then someone kicks him in the ball.

[Tyler]

Classic snowball in the air. And pelt someone with your second skill.

[Ryan]

Yes. Yeah. Stick a size nine up his ass.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Like. Oh, yes.

[Tyler]

Yeah, Maybe that's the move. Slap him first to humiliate.

[Miles]

Give him a good Will Smith.

[Tyler]

Backhanded.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Will Smith, he may get drafted. You know Will Smith probably Eddie Hall.

[Miles]

I'm not drafting Will Smith for the slap specifically.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

It's like he's a. If he's a superhero, it's the atomic slap. Is what, is what his power up is.

[Ryan]

Yeah. We're talking like men in black or I am legend.

[Tyler]

Will Smith or Hancock. That's literally a superhero. Yep, yep.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

What I. Yeah, I think what we got going against us is the hundred men. Like, unless it's a gay gorilla, you know, like if it was a hundred women, they may be able to seduce the gorilla. True. And thus like basically choke him out in his sleep.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I think you're onto something. Jane. Jane Goodall. She. They liked her.

[Miles]

Yeah. I think seducing it's just tough if he's. If He's. If he's not into men to be tough for 100 men to do it, but.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I almost think for that reason, 100 women have a better shot taking down a grill than 100 men. The seducing factor.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. A hundred Bill Belichick girlfriends, she would.

[Tyler]

Have that gorilla doing stunts.

[Jared]

Depends.

[Ryan]

All the gorillas, I think they can live to be pretty old, so I don't. I don't see it. Out of the question.

[Jared]

Everything's on the table right now.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. If she can tame Bill Belichick, she could change.

[Tyler]

We might. Might take her 1v1. Yeah.

[Ryan]

I mean, Bill Belichick probably has a silver back.

[Tyler]

You might.

[Miles]

It's full of gray hair.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Oh, gotcha.

[Miles]

Yeah, I think we can do it. I think we can get it done.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I think we'd be home for lunch. Yeah.

[Ryan]

We'd be having gorilla.

[Tyler]

I'm gonna eat that gorilla.

[Miles]

Yeah, Just go. Just attack from all angles, you know?

[Ryan]

I mean, it wasn't like one person killed Harambe. Rest in peace.

[Tyler]

That's true.

[Jared]

Yeah. With a gun.

[Tyler]

It only took one. It only took one bullet to drop. Harambe.

[Jared]

You said no guns, right?

[Ryan]

I know, I know, I know.

[Tyler]

Dude, I'm telling you, we get one guy on his back, gouging his eyes out, it's easy after that.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Tickle him, maybe.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

It's probably never been tickled.

[Tyler]

No, I doubt it.

[Miles]

It might be, like, paralyzing to him. If you tickle your kid and they just. They can't. They just become immobile, essentially.

[Ryan]

But don't, like, gorillas always, like, tickle their armpits, I think. It's not, like.

[Jared]

It's not as effective.

[Ryan]

That's true.

[Jared]

It needs to be somebody. 100 men tickling you.

[Miles]

We could groom. Yeah. Think about if there was a hundred men tickling you right now. Would you think about it?

[Jared]

Oh, my God. Be terrible.

[Miles]

Think about it.

[Ryan]

Okay, let's draft 100 men. That would be good at that. Larry Sandusky.

[Miles]

Jesus.

[Jared]

Is it a Jerry?

[Tyler]

Yes, Jerry.

[Ryan]

I had Larry.

[Tyler]

Larry Nasser up with him.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Throw them in the cage.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's maybe.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we can just get some pedophiles and make them our bait. No, not. We'll just get, like, five pedophiles and use them as bait.

[Ryan]

No, we'll go a thousand men. We'll go 500 pedophiles. How about.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Miles]

Oh, my God.

[Ryan]

And they're all shackled up.

[Miles]

Why would we do that? Why would we. Why would we shackle them?

[Ryan]

Up because then they're bait.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

They can't get away.

[Tyler]

We want the girl to go for the easy target for then he clearly understands what shackles are.

[Miles]

Oh my God.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Firing squad, get him, throw him in with Harambe shackled. And then let's, let's settle this hypothetical call.

[Jared]

Good Lord.

[Ryan]

So.

[Miles]

Oh man.

[Ryan]

It's my vote.

[Jared]

I got one fun fact.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Jared]

Studies have shown that certain ant species, like fire ants, take around 250 short naps per day, each lasting just over a minute. That adds up to about four to five hours of sleep total per day.

[Miles]

So they take how many naps?

[Jared]

250 short naps.

[Miles]

Ants.

[Jared]

Do fire ants. Fire ants, another species. It doesn't say.

[Tyler]

So like do they still sleep at night or is it. That's their only sleep.

[Jared]

That's their only sleep.

[Tyler]

It's like that one guy that has a hundred days in a day.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

And my light or whatever.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Would you guys like that versus like let's say eight hours of straight sleep sleep or 251 minute naps.

[Tyler]

Hard pass on the one minute naps.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's like I like sleeping for eight hours.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah, it feels great.

[Jared]

Da Vinci used to do every three hours. He would take a 20 minute nap.

[Miles]

Would he sleep at night?

[Jared]

I think it was just the three hour cycle.

[Tyler]

Da Vinci also could have been a vampire.

[Jared]

Could have been.

[Miles]

Yeah. There's like, I remember my, one of my buddies from college, he tried this sleep schedule where like you basically this.

[Ryan]

Is a classic college thing to be like, I'm gonna try this new. I saw this online. I'm gonna try this. Yeah.

[Miles]

Like, basically it would like reset you to only needing like a few hours of sleep at night. But to get over the hump was like impossible. So like I remember like he'd have to wake up every like 20 minutes or something. But like, but then for, then you go back to sleep again for a little bit and wake up and all this. And he's explained to me, he's like, if I can just wake up at the right times, like eventually I just won't have to sleep very much. And I refer him just being like, but I just, I just can't stay away. I just fall asleep. I can't do it. I can't get there.

[Tyler]

No buddy chasing your shadow.

[Ryan]

He's like, I gotta get through the Girls Gone Wild commercial tonight. I keep falling asleep in the middle of.

[Miles]

I just. What? I just can't imagine that there's like, oh, you passed this test. So now your body's like, I don't need to sleep anymore. It doesn't make any sense to me.

[Tyler]

None. I've seen, like, the military eight minute naps, and I've tried those. They are pretty refreshing. But I still need to sleep at night.

[Jared]

Right.

[Ryan]

If I'm falling sleep for a nap, I can knock it up within 60 minutes. I'll snooze eight times.

[Miles]

I just don't take naps anymore.

[Ryan]

I don't. I. It's feeling far between, but if I.

[Tyler]

Do, it's, like, on accident. Like I'm putting my kids down to sleep and then I fall asleep, too.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah. Just for whatever reason, I, I, I actually am not. I just don't get tired during the day that much anymore.

[Tyler]

You going to bed earlier than I used to.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

I bet, like, five, ten years from now you'll be like, I'm a big nap guy now.

[Miles]

Well, yeah. I mean, yeah.

[Ryan]

Current stage life, though, don't eat it. Hey, you can sleep when you're dead.

[Jared]

There you go. That's a good ending for your commencement speech.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Sleep when you're dead.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's good. Just encourage everyone to run themselves into the ground. Burnout's cool, guys.

[Jared]

Dragon.

[Ryan]

There we go, Jared.

[Miles]

All right, guys, well, thanks for tuning in to another episode of you Bet yout Radio podcast. Have a great week, and we'll see you in the next 16 years of speeches. They all sound the same Big dreams.

[E]

And visions but they never name names While Tyler sits quiet, quiet on his granddaddy's land Whispers in the wind ghosts in the sand Close your eyes, take a second to feel the weight of the world and the hand on the wheel look under your seat for the truth you can't hide Young girlfriends and heartbreaks are steering your life Ryan's pacing, his hands shot taken with nerves Another little one calls for love he deserves but he's ready oh Lord, for what's coming his way do your job, do it right that's what the old folks say Close your eyes, take a second to feel the weight of the world and the hand on the wheel look under your seat for the truth you can't hide Young girlfriends and heartbreaks are steering your life right Ryan's pacing, his hand shaking with nerves Another little one calls for love he deserves.

[Tyler]

But he's.

[E]

Already all the way O Lord, for what's coming his way do your job, do it right that's what the old folks say Close your eyes, take a second to feel the weight of the world and the hand on the wheel look under your seat for the truth you can't hide Young girlfriends and heartbreaks are steering your life Tyler says the shadows keeping company at night and the memories of those who couldn't make it right but he stayed we're land against the haunting tide the past may echo but he's got nothing to hide.

[Jared]

Question for the exercise scientist. What's the best way to lose a few pounds before summer? And cutting back on drinking is not an option.

[Miles]

Okay. It's good information. I'm glad they gave more context. I feel like a lot of these questions were always like they need to know more. Drinking, not an option. Basically you gotta just starve yourself during the day. Cuz. Cuz at this point you're playing a calorie in, calorie out game and if you could just limit the amount of time that you're going to eat during the day, you're going to get full on X amount of calories every meal.

[Tyler]

Right?

[Miles]

Right. So if you can just skip a couple meals and just get full once a day, you're going to eat less calories and thus you'll drop weight.

[Tyler]

Is it kind of intermittent fasting as well?

[Miles]

That's what they call it. But yeah, you just basically just eat one meal a day if you can, if you could just get there and if you can't get there to like have a little snack, very small snack at like 2pm and they'll get you to something.

[Ryan]

Topper.

[Jared]

Any recommended snacks.

[Miles]

Anything with fiber in it.

[Tyler]

Nuts.

[Miles]

Nuts are great. You know, protein bar with a bunch of fiber.

[Ryan]

Apple.

[Tyler]

What do you think about just rice? A buddy that I know, the intermittent fast, his first meal would always be rice. So it would make him feel extra full.

[Miles]

Yeah, I think that's good. Just don't get like the really bad rice. Get like.

[Tyler]

Yeah, brown rice or something of them.

[Miles]

Yeah. But at this point just like start because limiting carbs and stuff is like I think step four. Yeah, yeah, just basically just eat less. Step one, you'll lose some pounds. Take a few steps, take a few steps. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Touch them grass.

[Ryan]

If they can't, if they can't eat like too much less. Do you recommend switching booze, like maybe switching over to like a straight vodka?

[Miles]

Vodka is not bad. There's not, there's, there's less. There's no carbs in vodka. Tequila is not bad. Whiskey and beer is tough on you. Yeah, it really is.

[Tyler]

Okay, I'm going to spin the question. I want to lose a couple pounds before summer cutting out the drinking, not an option. Dieting, not an option. And I don't want to work out.

[Ryan]

Throw up.

[Jared]

Yeah, there you go.

[Tyler]

Bulimia, nicotine.

[Miles]

Okay, so you're not going to diet, but you'll, you won't have as much of an appetite. You won't snack. Okay, so in, in turns, it is dieting, but you're not intentionally dieting. You just get a nicotine addiction and therefore you're not as hungry throughout the day.

[Tyler]

Yeah, check.

[Miles]

There you go.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. I mean, the answer is always eat less. Because you can always eat less. Even if like the extreme is eating one meal a day. But like, if you, you know, if you look at your day, you're probably like, okay, okay, well, I snack in the morning. I snack before I go to bed. You just cut those two out and you're good.

[Jared]

Yeah, stick with it.

[Ryan]

Maybe try and get around someone who has the flu. Try and catch the flu.

[Miles]

It's not a bad idea.

[Ryan]

Yeah, like you're going to pay for it for maybe 24 to 36 hour, depending on what that type of bug is. But yeah, you'll lose some.

[Miles]

You also could just go camping in the woods and don't bring any food. You got to hunt for your food. That'll get you skinny. That'll get you skinny. He goes out there and just kills like a, just, just kills a musk ox. Like the guy on alone right away.

[Tyler]

And he's just too much. Good.

[Miles]

And I gains weight because he's only out there for like a weekend and he just eats like a king.

[Tyler]

What do I do with the.

[Miles]

It's an entire musk ox in four days.

[Jared]

Or like Jazz park, like in the middle of nowhere and then walk like five miles away from your car so you have to walk back. You can walk those calories off.

[Ryan]

Yeah. That's not exercise. You're just doing what you got to do.

[Jared]

Exactly.

[Miles]

Survival.

[Ryan]

Surviving.

[Jared]

Surviving, survive.

[Miles]

Turned it into survival.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's a good way to look at it.

[Miles]

Slash your tires like 10 miles out of town.

[Jared]

Throw your phone away.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah, just bring a flare gun. Barb Dwyer, is it acceptable to lie and say you and your pregnant wife have a doctor's appointment to take a day off of work, but in reality you're, you're, you are taken off to see Shane Gillis live?

[Miles]

Is there a problem with that?

[Jared]

Is it acceptable, so specific, acceptable to lie?

[Ryan]

Like, what are we talking? Like, like a four hour doc appointment or. They don't really take that long.

[Tyler]

When is Shane Gillis going on stage.

[Miles]

At 1pm they probably are traveling to go see him.

[Tyler]

Don't you think that would make sense?

[Miles]

I mean, if you're. Let's say the show's at 8 and maybe it's like you got to drive three hours to be there and you want to go out before and maybe you're like trying to leave work at two two one. You should not feel guilty about that at all. Three hours.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Who cares, right? But even is he. Is it like don't most companies. You don't even have to give a reason for taking time off.

[Ryan]

Yeah. You shouldn't have to tell anyone why you're taking time off.

[Tyler]

No, I think you have to put in the request and reasoning helps like get it approved. Get it approved or denied. I had.

[Miles]

I could see that I had it.

[Tyler]

We. There was an option to put in the reason when I was at the news of why you wanted pto.

[Miles]

Well, if that's the case, you just said that you have a cancer appointment.

[Tyler]

And then you come back that next weekend like it's gone.

[Miles]

Yeah. I mean, you have to shave your head at some point. Yeah, but I mean, how much do you love Shane Gillis?

[Jared]

Summer's coming up soon.

[Ryan]

Trip's worth it. I've seen him live. He's really good. Really good.

[Miles]

I would feel bad about it. Just think about all the stuff your boss is lying to you about.

[Jared]

True.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Like what are they lying?

[Miles]

I walk into Tyler's office be like, wow, Tyler, you're really doing a great job lately. No, you don't like, you know, Ryan, you're so smart.

[Ryan]

Okay, now we're just.

[Miles]

You know, Jared, I used to call you sleepy, but wow, you're looking energetic these days. You know, like you just lie all the time.

[Ryan]

The whole smart thing blow. I'm not the smartest by any.

[Miles]

So don't feel bad because they're lying to you too. They're telling you they got a doctor's appointment. They really. I got a tea time at one, guys. If you want more, you bet your radio you got to check out our Patreon. You got to go to patreon.com you bets radio or look us up on the app. And we have hundreds of hours of other episodes on there that you can't get unless you're signed up. So you got to check us out on Patreon. You bet your radio, baby.