What Football Coaches LOVE 🎙 #347

Summary

You Betcha Radio, Ep. 347 — "What Football Coaches LOVE 🎙"

Date: October 8, 2025
Hosts: Myles ("Domino Dan"), Ryan, Tyler, Jared

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Overview

This episode is classic "You Betcha Radio" — a fun, wide-ranging, and highly comedic take on all things Midwest and man culture, centered this week around a deep-dive into the quirks, habits, and clichés of football coaches. The crew — Myles (Domino Dan), Ryan, Tyler, and Jared — riff on their personal experiences and culture-shared observations about coaches, sports nostalgia, Midwest living, and more. The tone is irreverent, full of fond mockery, and peppered with wild tangents (from Dancing with the Stars to ideal firepits and ultimate golf courses).

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Key Segments, Insights, and Memorable Moments

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What Football Coaches Love: Deep Dive

[00:30–28:38]

1. The "War Room" Mentality & Over-the-Top Intensity

• The boys agree that coaches love comparing football to warfare:

  • "Football coaches love comparing football to actual warfare." (Domino Dan, [02:54])
  • "They don't call it the trenches for nothing." (Ryan, [03:00])
  • Coaches use phrases like “we’re going to war,” “trenches,” “air raid,” “dog fight,” etc.

• Vivid anecdotes on coaches getting hyped up, clapping aggressively, gritting teeth, and needing energy boosts:

  • "They just love to clap aggressively hard at things." (Ryan, [03:50])
  • "There's always, like, a teeth grind in there, too... they need a mouthguard when they sleep." (Tyler, [04:04])
  • Tyler shares about coaches loving assistants who surprise them with energy drinks or “an Adderall or something” ([04:16]).

2. Coaches’ Weird Little Habits and Superstitions

• Sunflower seeds, bubble gum, and chewing on whistles are rituals:

  • "They love having something in their mouth. Bubble gum. Chew. Sunflower seeds." (Domino Dan, [05:16])
  • "Coaches love when you play through the whistle." (Domino Dan, [05:57])

• Love of "heart, grit, next-man-up":

  • "Guy with heart plays through the whistle." (Ryan, [06:12])
  • "They love when the next guy is up." (Domino Dan, [06:26])

• Using the least talented player's success as moral lesson fodder:

  • "They love when a guy who sucks does something good because then they can use that person as an example." (Domino Dan, [06:38])
  • "This kid is a non-athletic... and he made a play; that means that we all should be making plays." (Domino Dan, [07:11])
  • "Kinda the Rudy of the group." (Jared, [07:27])

3. Variety of Coach Expressions & Pet Peeves

• Coaches’ disappointed pose: hands on hips, staring into the sky, shaking head:

  • "Coaches also love putting their hands on their hips, looking up into the sky... shaking their head out of disappointment." (Tyler, [07:38])

• Handling equipment “correctly” is a sacred rule:

  • "Football coaches hate seeing someone sitting on a helmet." (Domino Dan, [09:16])
  • "It’s a discipline thing. If they don’t have enough discipline to tuck in their jersey, how can I trust them to run the play correctly?" (Ryan, [09:29])

• Food and drink: obsession with Diet Coke, energy drinks, sunflower seeds ([10:28–10:38]).

• Coaches “love taking a knee,” in games, in practice, and even at home as a joke ([10:41–11:19]).

4. Practice and Control Freakishness

• Coaches secretly love restarting practice:

  • "They act like they hate it, but they really love it. Start over from the top." (Domino Dan, [15:19])

• Whistles are their prized tool:

  • "Football coach is also more than probably any other coach ever loves whistles." (Domino Dan, [16:24])
  • Conditioning drills are organized by whistle counts ([16:33]).

• Demonstrating reps; rag-dolling unprepared kids for effect:

  • "If someone is not doing a drill correctly, they love to demonstrate it themselves." (Tyler, [17:03])
  • "Coach acts like he’s going against an NFL player and just tosses the kid around." (Domino Dan, [17:36])

• Complaining about state-mandated water breaks; "If you waste my time, I'll waste yours" ([18:39–19:23]).

• Glorifying the scout team and film room grind:

  • "They love bragging about the scout team... all of the regular starting players fucking hate it." (Domino Dan, [19:54])
  • "They love talking about how many hours they're putting into the film room and how much time they spend at the office and how many times they sleep at the office." (Domino Dan, [21:28])
  • "Didn't see my wife for two years... and I had two kids in that time somehow." (Ryan, [21:17])

5. Coach-Speak and Eternal Optimism

• Love of “the game plan,” but also “go be an athlete” (i.e., just wing it):

  • “If you just follow the game plan, we’re gonna come out victorious.” (Tyler, [21:52])
  • “Just be an athlete.” (Ryan quoting his coach, [22:25])
  • "The laziest form of coaching of all time." (Domino Dan, [22:29])

• Coach speeches: from do-or-die to “just have fun out there!”:

  • “They'll talk about how we're going into war... then they’ll turn around and go, but remember, it's all about having fun.” (Domino Dan, [23:38])

• Post-game clichés: “it’s bigger than football,” “we’re building men” — tongue-in-cheek take on the insincerity of some of these lines ([24:06–25:37]).

6. Coaching Dynamics: Assistants, Head Coaches, and Off-Field Personas

• Assistants “care about the player,” vs. head coaches as CEOs ([26:49–27:09]).
• The “players’ coach” phenomenon; head coaches more removed ([27:05–27:40]).

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Notable Quotes

• "We don't kill, we don't eat. That's a motto... Bite their kneecaps." (Defense coach slogans, [03:20])
• "If you're wasting his time, he would waste ours." (Ryan, about the passive-aggressive time-wasting punishment, [19:03])
• "Athletes don't get held." (Coach to complaining linebacker, [22:34])
• "But remember, have fun, guys." (The whiplash after a fire-and-brimstone speech, Jared, [23:33])
• "We're not in the business of building football players. We're in the business of building men." (Ryan, summarizing coach cliché, [25:33])

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Tangents, Games & Midwest Life

Prize Picks Betting Anecdotes

[11:00–15:19]

• Myles accidentally wins $400 by procrastinating and submitting a modified lineup.
  • “I won $400 because the one that didn’t hit for them was the Vikings player. The late bird gets the prize picks.” (Domino Dan, [12:52])
  • “It pays to procrastinate.” (Jared, [13:04])

Midwest Firepit/Nostalgia Talk

[62:14–73:37]

• Long segment on ideal backyard firepits — quintessential Midwest dad chat:
  • Heated debate: in-ground vs. raised pits, best chairs (Adirondack insight: designed for sloped hills — [63:35]).
  • “It’s kind of nice to get up, go get a beer, take a leak, grab some beers for others, and come back” (Domino Dan, [66:54]).
  • Pissing in the dark, walking on pea rock, marshmallow logistics — all debated with comedic earnestness.

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Board Game and Song Knowledge Fails ("Guess Who" Game)

[46:12–62:14]

• The crew plays a "Guess Who" trivia game; highlights include:
  • Tyler's hilarious lack of classic music artist knowledge:
    • “Who sings Sweet Home Alabama?” (Domino Dan, [57:45])
    • "Shania Twain?" (Tyler, [57:15])
    • "Led Zeppelin sings that. Doesn't he do a version of Stairway to Heaven?" (Domino Dan, [58:54])
  • Insight: classic dad/midwest knowledge gaps and "limewire mis-attribution" for song artists, fueling much teasing.

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Dancing with the Stars Digression

[30:38–42:27]

• Myles and Ryan both watch DWTS with their wives, fast-forwarding through all “fluff,” critiquing dancers and costumes with comically inflated self-expertise:
  • “I found myself thinking that I know a lot about dance.” (Domino Dan, [31:23])
  • On Julianne Hough: “She is terrible at her job. Insufferable interviewer.” (Domino Dan, [34:51])
• General agreement: "Pants with strings are cheating."
• Audience Q: Multiple co-hosts have never seen the show.

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Ultimate Country Club/Golf Course Fantasies

[74:48–83:19]

• The boys brainstorm the world’s greatest Midwest golf course. Highlights:
  • “Three nines” plus par-3 and pitch-n-putt courses, food must be top-tier, and a sportsbook in the clubhouse.
  • “Swingers welcome” — but only if they become swingers after joining the club ([76:56]).
  • Every par-3 has video cameras, members never look for balls (“old guy” spotter with raunchy jokes), unlimited golf balls and clubs, no out-of-bounds, free DD service for drunks.
  • "Just me and the guys in our towels, hanging out in a hot room." (Domino Dan, [78:11])
  • "There’s also going to be no out of bounds." (Domino Dan, [82:32])

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Patron Q&A: Firepit Design and Final Midwest Dad Chat

[62:14–73:37]

• Advice on firepit: in-ground better for heat, patio chairs with cushions preferred, campfire camaraderie, and why Adirondack chairs are both iconic and weird.
• “It’s kind of nice to get up and move. Every time you come back, you’re warm again.” (Domino Dan, [66:54])

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Fun Fact of the Week

• "In 2016, Mozart sold the most CDs out of anybody." (Jared, [74:03])

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Style & Tone

• Fast-paced, buddy-banter, midwestern, self-deprecating, and constantly riffing with tongue-in-cheek nostalgia.
• The group’s dynamic relies on playful teasing and shared cultural touchstones.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------|---------------| | Football Coach Deep Dive | 00:30–28:38 | | Prize Picks Story | 11:00–15:19 | | "Guess Who" Trivia Game | 46:12–62:14 | | Dancing with the Stars | 30:38–42:27 | | Firepit Design & Midwest Chat | 62:14–73:37 | | Ultimate Golf Course Dream | 74:48–83:19 | | Fun Fact of the Week | 74:03 |

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For First-Time Listeners

This is a quintessential episode: come for the hilarious, dead-on observations about football and midwestern dads, stay for the off-the-rails tangents, and enjoy the gentle roasting and self-roasting that make “You Betcha Radio” a Midwest staple. Whether you’re a current player, a washed-up high school “heart and grit” guy, or just love man cave chat, this episode serves up nostalgia, comedy, and community in equal measure.

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Cheers!

Transcript

[Domino Dan]

Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of the you betcha radio podcast. The boys are live. The boys are ready to rock and roll. How you doing, Ryan?

[Ryan]

We're doing pretty good.

[Domino Dan]

How we doing?

[Tyler]

It's a beautiful day to be with you, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I'll just start off by saying that.

[Domino Dan]

Tyler, how you feeling? Good. Feeling good too. Been watching some TV lately, which is kind of weird.

[Ryan]

Nice.

[Jared]

That was weird.

[Domino Dan]

I. A couple weeks ago, I watched the Oregon Penn State game.

[Ryan]

Nice.

[Domino Dan]

Which is just a great game. Went to overtime. And what I loved about it was I saw a meme in real life and then I thought, that should be memed, and it ended up being memed later on.

[Tyler]

Predict a meme.

[Domino Dan]

Then I predicted the meme accurately.

[Ryan]

Live memeing.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. So Dan Lanning. Or is it Landing Lanning? Or is it Blanding? Nope, no Dan Blanding.

[Jared]

Landing.

[Domino Dan]

Is it Danden? D. Landing Lan Lanning, Michigan. Is there an M in there? Dan Lambing.

[Ryan]

I think I can help with the pan pan dilemma here.

[Domino Dan]

So Dan Lanning, after the game, was all sorts of jacked up, and he was doing the interview, and he looked like he was just coked out of.

[Jared]

His mind big time.

[Domino Dan]

Like, obvious. He wasn't. I mean, there is a chance he could have been, but that have been crazy. That been crazier than Mike McDonald on the side. What's his name? McDaniel.

[Jared]

You're an old man, though.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Holy Mike McDaniel vaping on the sideline. You know, that'd be crazier than that.

[Tyler]

Okay. Yeah, I'm seeing the meme now. I. I wasn't familiar, like.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, so, like, he's, like, really jacked up about the win.

[Ryan]

He's, like, really jacked up.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, that was a. That was an audio visual of the game, and it was just nice to win one. You know, on the, like, meming side.

[Ryan]

Of it, he was ripping smelling salts. If he was ripping something, that's what he was doing before that.

[Domino Dan]

No, but, dude. So that's the thing with football coaches, especially once you get hot, like, college level, there's like, high school. You know, you have the crazy dudes, and then you have college football coaches that their entire life, who they are is. Is football. And so they have. They. I've seen it before. Like, these coaches get so passionate. They love football so much that sometimes it's like they are in actual war. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Domino Dan]

Like, that's like this thing. Football coaches love comparing football to actual warfare.

[Ryan]

They don't call it the trenches for nothing.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Trenches.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Domino Dan]

You know, air raid. You got to bleed for your brother. Exactly. It's. We got your six bombs downfield. Yep. Throwing bomb.

[Ryan]

I mean, it's just, I mean, I'm pretty positive. I've seen coaches break down a huddle with, all right, let's go to war.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. 100% battle.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. We don't kill, we don't eat. That was a, that's a motto that some of them, like the defensive coaches will do.

[Jared]

Bite their kneecaps.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Biting their kneecaps.

[Ryan]

Got to put your foot on their throat. Finish the game.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

Aggressive.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Like my coach in college even would talk about that. We just got to be throwing haymakers and it's just all out, war out the personal dog fight.

[Tyler]

Bury them.

[Ryan]

Yep, yep.

[Domino Dan]

Like, coaches just love comparing it to that.

[Ryan]

And then another thing they love to do that's in the same vein. They just love to clap aggressively hard at things.

[Domino Dan]

Yes.

[Ryan]

Like when they're pissed, they clap aggressively. When they're pumped about a play, they clap aggressively. Just.

[Tyler]

Well, I feel like there's always, like a teeth grind in there, too. It's almost as if they need, like, a mouth guard when they sleep. Because they're grinding their teeth.

[Ryan]

They're down to stubs by mid season.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I don't know. I, I feel like coaches also love assistance that'll just bring them, like, unprompted energy drinks or like an Adderall or something just to get them even more fucking jacked up because they're in the zone at that, at that moment. If, if they can get something unprompted that they didn't even expect, that will get them even more in the zone. Who's not going to grit their teeth over that?

[Jared]

I think you're projecting, Ryan.

[Tyler]

No, no, no, no. Because I, I, I know someone who works with the head coach of a college close to us where he'll do this every once in a while. And he said, he said the coach.

[Ryan]

Goes, that's why I hired you.

[Domino Dan]

That's why I hired you.

[Tyler]

And we're talking like they're in the office. They're not even on the field. They're not even at war yet. They're in, like, the planning room. I you not tell you, the college.

[Ryan]

After war starts in the film room, so.

[Domino Dan]

Exactly.

[Tyler]

Exactly.

[Domino Dan]

True. Yeah. In the briefing session. Yeah.

[Ryan]

So another thing coaches love for some reason is sunflower seeds.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. They love having something in their mouth. Bubble gum.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Domino Dan]

Chew sunflower seeds. My coach, when he would get pissed, he would just Pretend to swallow his whistle so he like put his whistle in his mouth and like chew on it like he was pissed. Yep. The coach would also take the whistle and pretend to, you know, when something wasn't going well. Yeah, 100%.

[Jared]

Coaches like it. Like in practice when you finish out a rep, like going through like the.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

The end of a rep. Run.

[Ryan]

Run through the drill. Run through the cone.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. It was always. Coaches love when you play to the. The echo of the whistle, you know, or whatever that is. It's like not to the whistle. No, it's play through the whistle is what it is. Coaches love when you play through the whistle.

[Ryan]

And one thing they always. They just love a guy with heart. Yeah. The guy with heart plays through the whistle.

[Jared]

Lunch pail guy.

[Tyler]

They love heart. They love grit. They love passion.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Fire.

[Tyler]

They love guys stepping up.

[Domino Dan]

They love it when the next guy is up.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Domino Dan]

Answers the bell.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Ryan]

Well, when you're in war, you can't wait for the guy that just went down. You need the next man up immediately.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. 100 coaches also. They will. How do I. Like, how do I describe it? So they will. They love when a guy who sucks does something good because then they can use that person as an example.

[Tyler]

Sure.

[Domino Dan]

For the rest of the team of basically being like, this kid's on scout team all day but he still locks in for special teams, you know.

[Tyler]

Yeah. He shows up every day.

[Domino Dan]

This kid is a non athletic. I don't know how he made it on the team and he made a place that means that we all should be making plays.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

They needed like so many in state players.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. He's a gpa. He's a gpa.

[Tyler]

There we go.

[Jared]

Kind of the Rudy of the group.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Ryan]

If the football team has a B average, they get X amount of dollars from the school. So he's on the team.

[Tyler]

Stick with me on this one. When I describe it, but coaches also love putting their hands on their hips, looking up into the sky with just a blank stare on their face and shaking their head out of disappointment. Like that's how they show that they're disappointed is by showing no emotion at all. And like, I don't know what they're looking at up in the sky. I know they're thinking it's kind of like this. Yes. And. And then. And then shaking their head lightly at the same time. And you know, because a lot of.

[Domino Dan]

Doing this with their tongue, you know, like kind of rubbing their back sides of their teeth with it.

[Tyler]

Like or, or sometimes, sometimes they don't even shake their head. No, they shake their head yes. Like, okay, this is what we're gonna dealing with today.

[Domino Dan]

And also, coach, football coaches love after a missed field goal, if you see it, they'll cut to the coach after. He's always waving them back over the side. I don't know. That's a weird thing I picked up on. But they're always like, get, get the. Over here. Okay.

[Ryan]

On to the next play.

[Domino Dan]

And then, then he always goes up to the kicker and like, he's like, it's okay. You know, because kickers are notorious head cases. Yeah. Last thing you need is kicker down the dumps.

[Ryan]

Middle of the game, he's telling the kickers. Okay. But meanwhile in his headset, he told him to just start working people out at the.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Working new kickers out.

[Domino Dan]

Football coaches absolutely love. Actually, football coaches hate when you use your equipment in inappropriately or not the way it was intended. Like, football coaches hate seeing someone sitting on a helmet.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Domino Dan]

You know, they hate to see you. Like, they hate. I think even Nick Saban was like, would get pissed at players if their practice jersey wasn't tucked in. Yeah.

[Ryan]

He's talked about it. He's like, it's a discipline thing. If they, if they don't have enough discipline to tuck in their jers jersey, how can I trust them to run the play correctly?

[Domino Dan]

At fall camp, it was a thing for us that you'd like, would take your shoulder pads and you're like, jersey. And you'd like pull your jersey up like, and like almost tape it up on your shoulder. So it was like a tank top jersey. So your top of your shoulder pads would flap around clacking. Hated that. Yeah. That's not the way you're supposed to wear a jersey.

[Ryan]

But you look sick at practice.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but aren't there like, aren't there college football players who will like just tuck their jersey underneath of their shoulder up in the front area?

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's like they do a crop top.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I mean, that was a thing back in like the 80s was just. It was the crop top. Practice jerseys especially.

[Ryan]

It's because the 80s all the. You get jerseys for your high school team, they'd be all the same size. So the six seven double xl. Yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

The biggest shoulder pads.

[Ryan]

Go ahead, Jared.

[Jared]

Like when you. They show up the coaches booth on tv, there's always a bunch of Diet Cokes everywhere.

[Ryan]

Coaches and teachers, oh my God, they love Diet Coke.

[Tyler]

They love energy drinks.

[Ryan]

Coaches love taking A knee. And not even necessarily at the end of the game like taking a knee in practice. All right, boys, take a knee. They just love.

[Domino Dan]

They love other people taking knees. They love to take a knee. Like, you know, if they're watching drills happen, they'll just take a knee and watch.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

They love victory formation. That's another knee.

[Domino Dan]

They love taking a knee as well. Yeah. You know what I mean?

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yep. They get home from a long day at work, look at their wife. Let's say, let's take a knee.

[Tyler]

Football coaches, why don't you take two.

[Ryan]

Yeah, let's take a couple knees, take.

[Jared]

A bow or maybe.

[Domino Dan]

All right, folks, it is time for prize picks this week. And right now, prize picks will give you fifty dollars in lineups. When you play your first five dollar lineup, win or lose, you get fifty bucks in lineups. You just got to use promo co YBR when you sign up today. And boys, I am feeling good today.

[Ryan]

You're welcome.

[Domino Dan]

Not as good. You're not feeling as good as I am.

[Ryan]

I'm not.

[Domino Dan]

So I had maybe the best evidence for procrastination. I am a case study for that. So the boys sauced. Line up in our group chat on Sunday last week, and one of the players included a Vikings player which they played in, I don't know where, Europe. But by the time I woke up and copied the lineup and played the lineup, I couldn't get that leg of it in there because they had already started playing. And I didn't realize that. I just accepted the changes and then just submitted it and then on my way, had a good Sunday. I show up on Monday and they're like, yeah, we got, we won eight bucks on whatever. I was like, oh, really? And I went and looked. I won $400 because the one that didn't hit for them was the Vikings player. So therefore I got a five out of five lineup or whatever it was. Yeah, I mean, 400 bucks for this guy.

[Jared]

Let's go on you.

[Ryan]

I meticulously crafted that lineup just for me. A six legger for the boys. And the one pig that doesn't hit Miles just missed because he was sleeping.

[Jared]

Pays a procrastinate.

[Domino Dan]

I guess it pays to sleep in. You know, they say early bird gets the worm. Well, the, the late bird gets the prize picks.

[Ryan]

I guess so.

[Domino Dan]

So I'm feeling pretty good about that now. Up to like $3,000 in winnings total.

[Ryan]

I think that actual. I think the phrase is early bird gets the worm and the sleepy worm avoids the bird.

[Jared]

There you go.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. The Y worm gets eaten by the bird.

[Ryan]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Domino Dan]

So feel pretty good. Big win for your guy here. Sorry you guys didn't win as much money, but, you know, next time try just sleeping in.

[Jared]

You need that rest.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So the. The 90 people that follow me now on prize followers.

[Domino Dan]

Let's go.

[Ryan]

So everyone just pick one of my picks in my lineups and you'll hit.

[Jared]

There you go.

[Ryan]

Just get rid of one of them. Fade me on one pick.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. So this week, though, we got some lineups here, boys. Or a lineup. I got George Pickens to score either a rushing or receiving touchdown.

[Ryan]

George Price Pickens.

[Domino Dan]

George Price Pickens.

[Jared]

Like that. I have Matthew stafford. More than 247 and a half passing yards against the Ravens. Ravens suck.

[Ryan]

I like it. I like it. I have Madison Beer's boyfriend. Less than 265 and a half.

[Domino Dan]

And for those of us that have a 9 to 5 job. Who is that?

[Ryan]

Justin Herbert.

[Jared]

The Beers bump.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

And then what did Tyler pick? Or Ryan?

[Ryan]

Ryan's got Cam ward. More than 186 and a half. And it's. Cam Ward can do that. It's just if his receivers can catch.

[Domino Dan]

The ball or not, it's a matter of catching.

[Ryan]

It's very doable.

[Domino Dan]

So that's our lineup this week. Should probably eliminate one of Tyler's picks out of this. I'll take home the cash when it comes to you.

[Ryan]

Bet your radio lineups. I'm on like a streak of eight or something in a row.

[Domino Dan]

Correct. Go. I love that. I am not.

[Jared]

Now it starts, though. Now we go.

[Domino Dan]

Now we go.

[Ryan]

You're due.

[Domino Dan]

So, guys, big win. 400 bucks makes all. Makes the whole thing worth it. So big, big week for me. An accidental win. Love it. It's the best.

[Tyler]

Like.

[Domino Dan]

Like football coaches also. The football coaches also love starting practice over.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah.

[Domino Dan]

They act like they hate it, but they really love it. Yeah, they love start over from the top. We're not gonna do it right. We're gonna do it again.

[Tyler]

That's why my college baseball coach, he would. He would say we're done.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Because he would. He would end things essentially. So then he could just start it.

[Domino Dan]

Over again and like, warm ups. Objectively. The worst part of practice, too, for sure. It's like, course, because you wouldn't do it halfway through practice. But after warm ups feels lackadaisical. Warm up again. Like. But I'm already warm, so this is a. Am I now going from warm to hot?

[Tyler]

Hot up. Yeah. Time to Hot up. Speaking of hot youth sports, coaches love hot moms.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I don't know many people who don't like your kids.

[Tyler]

Almost guaranteed some PT that's short for playing time if you got a hot mom.

[Domino Dan]

Football coach is also more than probably any other coach ever loves whistles. I mean.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Domino Dan]

The amount. Like, we used to do it when we do conditioning, it would, like, we would go off of X amount of whistles. So, like, if it was on three, he would do one whistle, you would get down in your stance, and then three whistles, then you would go. So it would just be whistle after whistle, just whistling.

[Ryan]

Comes to game time. You're just waiting for the whistle to get off the ball, and you have.

[Jared]

To play through the echo of it, too.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Domino Dan]

Through it.

[Jared]

Yeah, through it.

[Tyler]

Coaches also love demonstrating reps. Like, if someone is not doing a drill correctly, they love to demonstrate it themselves.

[Jared]

Then they get tired right away.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why they only get breathing heavy the whole time. They also love, like. Right. So, like, you're the. The. If it's like some sort of demonstration with another player where, like, you get off a block. Right. Well, the kid that he's practiced showing it on, he's like, he's never expecting the coach to go hard. Yeah. And so he's just completely relaxed. And then the coach acts like he's going against an NFL player and just tosses the kid around.

[Tyler]

The kids, they get rag doll by.

[Domino Dan]

The coach, and then not because they, like, can get raped out because they're just so caught off guard.

[Tyler]

And they also never know where the coach wants them to stand, so they'll just start yanking them over everywhere.

[Domino Dan]

You're just. If you're that player, you better be able to read the coach's mind because he's not telling you what to do, but he's going to get pissed at you for not reading his mind.

[Ryan]

Well. And then if he jerks you around the first time and then you're like, kind of stand your ground a little bit so you don't get tossed over the second time, like, what the fuck you doing? We're trying to.

[Domino Dan]

We're trying to. I'm trying to demonstrate this. God damn it.

[Tyler]

That's the best.

[Jared]

It's somehow, like, the most string being kid.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And they'll always, like. They'll always, like, grab onto your shirt or your jersey or whatever, and, like. And that's what they'll use to direct you. And so it'll, like, yank you one word, like you got whiplash at the end of it. It's like, I don't know what you want me to do here.

[Domino Dan]

Coaches will also want you to have to drink water and get water breaks. But then they also will get pissed at you for doing water breaks.

[Ryan]

It's like they're. It's like, it's like on the construction site when there's safety dudes on site. Like, they have to give you a water break and they fucking hate that they have to give you a water break.

[Domino Dan]

Yes.

[Tyler]

State mandate a 15 minute water break.

[Ryan]

No. Yeah. We would get 30 seconds. You better get your ass back. You wet your lips and run back to the huddle. Our coach, I don't know if this is everybody, but I feel like more, that is more than just if we were wasting his time, he would waste ours.

[Domino Dan]

You guys going to waste my time here today?

[Ryan]

I'm going to waste yours. Start running.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Coaches talking about wasting time. I got you till 6 o' clock so you can run or you can learn. Yeah. I'm trying to think if there's anything else. Yeah. Coaches. Coaches love kind of what I was saying earlier, but they love bragging about the scout team.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Like, they love bragging when someone's doing good work on the scout team and all of the regular starting players fucking hate it. It's like little tibia. Because what will happen is, is that one player will be. He'll be just chilling all practice, then he'll decide to move. That's like better than what he has been and you're not ready for it. And then they like, will end up like you whiff on a block because they finally like actually try and then you get yelled at and they look like a superstar. It's the worst. Yeah.

[Jared]

They love scout team or like in the film room. They love showing bad plays in front of everybody.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. They also just love bragging about how much film that they watch and how much time they spend at the office. I feel like if you listen to head coaches talk about how they got there, they're like, back in New Hampshire, back when we were at the unh Go Go Muskies, we. I mean, we would just. I bring a pillow and blanket to the office and we just sleep at the office all season long.

[Jared]

Didn't see my wife for two years.

[Domino Dan]

My wife for two years. That's what it takes to get here.

[Ryan]

Didn't see my wife for two years. And I had two kids in that time somehow.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

It's like that's how Efficient. I am.

[Jared]

My wife loves me.

[Domino Dan]

They just, they love talking about how many hours they're putting into the film room and how much time they spend at the office and how many times they sleep at the office.

[Jared]

Always a couch in the, in the coach's room.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Coaches also love when they, when they tell the team how they're gonna win the game if they just follow the game plan.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, they love the game plan.

[Tyler]

They love the game plan. And if you just follow the game plan, we're gonna come out victorious.

[Domino Dan]

But then they always add an antidote in like, like, but also like, you're talented. Like, just make plays.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Oh my God.

[Tyler]

We can.

[Domino Dan]

But like at some point throw the game plan out and make plays.

[Ryan]

I've told you, my college linebackers coach, like we would have a stunt or something that just didn't make sense. Be like, I, there's just not enough time in the play for me to get over there to where I'm going to go. What, how do we want to tackle this? Like, what do we want to change and be like, just be an athlete.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Yeah. Coaches love telling athletes to be athletes.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Domino Dan]

So it's the laziest form of coaching of all time.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Be an athlete.

[Domino Dan]

I told you guys before we had a linebackers coach on our team, when a linebacker be bitching about getting held, he just would look him in the eyes and say, athletes don't get held.

[Tyler]

Our, our college coach would tell our pitchers to be athletes.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Some of these guys have never done a sport outside of this and they've never even played a position on this baseball field except for the mound.

[Ryan]

Right.

[Tyler]

They're not athletes.

[Ryan]

Like they don't even do half of the baseball. They don't swing a bat.

[Tyler]

No. If you gave them them a bat, they wouldn't know what to do with it. Yeah, you're telling me. Okay, we got a ground ball. The first you gotta get over and cover.

[Domino Dan]

Be an athlete.

[Tyler]

They don't even know how to run to first. Like watching some of these pitchers run is unbelievable.

[Ryan]

They know how to trot from the bullpen to the mound and that's it.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Just coach, just love telling people to be athletes. It's like, okay, well I am so.

[Ryan]

Yeah. What, why I'm here.

[Jared]

Yeah. And then like coaches will yell at you like the pre game speech and then they'll end it with just remember, have fun guys.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. They'll talk about how we're going into war, how it's life or death. They'll talk about how you want to tear off and eat people's kneecaps and then they'll turn around and go, but remember, it's all about having fun. All right, let's get on there.

[Ryan]

And then, like, act like football is the end. I'll be at all. But in the. In their post game interview, they'd be like, you know, that was a lot bigger than football.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Yeah. Coaches love saying about how football is not about football at all. Like, I want a coach. Just. Just to be honest, I'm being like, yeah, I only care about if we win or lose. I don't give a fuck about my team. I don't give a fuck. I just want to win championships and get the bag from the university. That's all I care. We do not care about these kids.

[Ryan]

You are not my family. We are not friends. I am your boss.

[Domino Dan]

There's. Yeah. Or just being honest. Like, five of the kids on our team are going to get a shot at the league. The other half are going to be some salesman of some sort. Insurance, financial services or cars or podcasters. Podcasters. The other half are gonna just, like, you know, struggle their whole life financially. Then there's gonna be like, there's probably at least 10 guys on the team who are going to be end up in jail.

[Jared]

This is all Postgate speech.

[Domino Dan]

But instead, it's a great win today. Our program is all about making sure that we're making, you know, we're preparing our men for after football. You know, not everyone's gonna make it to the league. And so we're just trying to breed a culture of success off the field as well as on the field, but also off the field.

[Ryan]

We're not in the business of building football players. We're in the business of building men.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, there you go. That's it.

[Tyler]

Yeah. When they would say that, like, you're a student athlete for a reason, student comes first.

[Domino Dan]

That is the biggest load of horseshit. Coaching staff don't give a. About the student aspect.

[Tyler]

That's why they got guys for grades on the team.

[Domino Dan]

Yes.

[Ryan]

That's why the. There's tutor clubs specifically for the football team.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Domino Dan]

Feel like Urban Meyer was kind of honest after the fact. He was kind of like, yeah, I just really only cared about winning. And that's, like, why I was so stressed all the time.

[Ryan]

I was going to the bars and hanging out with college girls after my games. Yeah.

[Jared]

That's why I was kicking the kicker.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Yeah. Until you end up there. No, no. I actually think that there are Coaches that actually do care about, you know, their players. I'd say a lot of them do.

[Ryan]

I would say the majority do.

[Domino Dan]

Majority do. But.

[Ryan]

But they are memeable humans.

[Domino Dan]

But also, if they weren't good at football, would they really be treating them as good as they are? You know?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

That's why you have good assistant coaches, too. Assistant coaches take care of that. You care about the player. Because I'm not going to.

[Ryan]

Like, we had.

[Tyler]

I care about winning, getting the out of here.

[Ryan]

We kind of had a situation where, like, the assistant coaches were like, the players. Coaches.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan]

And then they have the head coach be more separated, CEO style. Yep, yep.

[Tyler]

But I had coach, like, off the baseball field. Is a phenomenal guy, and he was a great coach on the field, too. But you could tell, like, the assistant coaches, those were. Those were our guys, you know?

[Ryan]

Yeah. Well, specifically for us in college, like, our head coach didn't give a. About defense. He was like, on the bus, like, after a game. He's like, every single week, our offense is gonna run this, this, and this. And then he listed out, like, a bunch of schemes and plays, like, to a T. And then on defense, we know what we're gonna do.

[Domino Dan]

We're gonna tackle them.

[Ryan]

We're gonna. You guys will run pursuit, which is a drill we do to learn tackling angles. It says nothing to do with our sch. So our coach. Our head coach was totally a CEO position when it came to offense, defense, at least. And we all were, like, kind of laughing at him, and he's like, that's not funny.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it is, actually. You know anything about what we're.

[Ryan]

Do you even know what our base defense is?

[Domino Dan]

So, yeah, those are good. Coaches love it. And it's like, but. But also, where would football be without that? That's like what makes. It's like, at the end of the day, that's what makes football good.

[Tyler]

And that's what makes good clips on the Internet.

[Domino Dan]

That's what you get pregame, post game speeches landing, looking like. It's like, oh, what's he high on? Football. The game.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I don't even.

[Domino Dan]

He's high on the game.

[Jared]

The pig scale.

[Ryan]

I don't. I don't care what the topic or the subject is. Seeing anyone get that jacked up about something like love something that much fires me up.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

It makes me a little sad that I don't have anything right now in my life that makes me feel like that. Yeah.

[Ryan]

What about us?

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

You don't get that jacked up After a good podcast episode, I could start.

[Domino Dan]

You guys want me to.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we'll have Jared do the post game interviews. I'll catch him later.

[Domino Dan]

I have once in a while, though. You've seen me do it.

[Jared]

Yeah, for sure.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Yeah. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just get real jacked, start flexing every muscle in my body.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like. What is it, a supination of the arms, usually. Pecs, flex traps usually flare out.

[Domino Dan]

One of those.

[Jared]

Yeah, sure. And on the flip side, if we have a really bad podcast, we'll just start chewing ass.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Waste my time.

[Ryan]

Always yours.

[Domino Dan]

Started it over. Start it over. Call your families, tell them you're gonna be late.

[Ryan]

You've done that before where we've had just like a intro and you're like, we're starting it over.

[Jared]

It doesn't happen a lot.

[Domino Dan]

I feel like last time that happened had to have been when.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Well, you're in your Urban Meyer phase now.

[Jared]

Dialed in.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Minus the debauchery.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Minus that. Wait, what?

[Jared]

Oh, Urban Meyer.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. I mean, I was getting shit face.

[Ryan]

A lot.

[Jared]

That'Ll happen.

[Domino Dan]

Domino Dan. More so than.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Then Slick Willie at the bar, you know, so. Yeah. Another thing, I've been. Me and Anne. Sorry, let me rephrase this answer. Yeah. Let's start.

[Tyler]

Start it over. No, that was dark.

[Domino Dan]

Started over. Anne has been watching Dancing with the Stars.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Domino Dan]

So therefore, I have been watching Dancing with the Stars.

[Ryan]

We are in the exact same boat.

[Domino Dan]

So what's very funny. So, one, I love my wife, and I love that she hates fluff and hates fluff. She's like, let's just get to the point. We don't need all this sappy. So we will. She'll record the Dancing with the Stars. We'll start it about half. When the show's about halfway, two thirds of the way done, and we just fast forward through all of the talking and just watch the dances and the scoring.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Domino Dan]

And it's. That's the best way to watch Dancing with Stars. And what I found myself doing is I found myself thinking that I know a lot about dance. I found myself to be like, oh, they were not in sync. And also pretty lackadaisical with the feet on that one.

[Ryan]

Shoulders weren't tight on me.

[Domino Dan]

Ye. You know, it was a technically good dance, but it just didn't wow me.

[Ryan]

Well, I think he really needed to control his body with his core more so this upper body.

[Domino Dan]

Well. And the body contact just was not there.

[Ryan]

Yep. You could clearly tell that. That he was leading her in that one.

[Jared]

That outfit does not match that choreography.

[Domino Dan]

Yes. 100. Also the pants with the strings on them.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Cheating.

[Ryan]

Totally cheating.

[Domino Dan]

Totally cheating.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

It makes you look like you're doing so much more, and it's got so much more flair. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Gotcha.

[Ryan]

I. I thought the same exact. Jordan Childs wore those.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

And then Charlie d' Amelio wore them when she came back.

[Domino Dan]

This.

[Ryan]

I watched it last night.

[Domino Dan]

It's like. It's like a cheat code.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

It's like, next time I go to a wedding, I'm gonna wear the pants with the big strings on them. And everyone think I'm a great dancer.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Because it makes.

[Tyler]

Just wear chaps. Just wear chaps with, like, the leather strings on them.

[Ryan]

It makes it look like every move is more pronounced. So you could just like, move your hips a little bit, and then it looks like you did it a bunch.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. But yeah, it's also, judges are very predictable. Like, I'm now to the point where I can just guess what score they're gonna do, and I'm right about 80% of the time.

[Ryan]

Well, they. I hate that they never split scores. There was, like, two people that dance last night where they didn't just have sixes across the board or sevens across the board. Like, nobody mixes it up. It's either. They all agree on a score.

[Domino Dan]

Well, it's also like, if you notice, like, they're like, all right, this week you're only giving out sevens and eights. Six sevens and eights. And then as you further get the seasons, like, all right, to start giving out nines. They could do the same dance three weeks apart, and they get a different score based off of what the producers tell them. It's the whole thing.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

But it's kind of like the slam dunk contest. It's always nine or tens.

[Domino Dan]

Correct. Yeah.

[Tyler]

You guys ever try and talk your wives out of watching Dancing with the Stars?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Watch something else.

[Ryan]

No. So my move is, I actually like when she watches Dancing the Stars because I'll watch it with her for probably half, if not three quarters of the episode. Like, do my time and then I. I'll go play video games.

[Tyler]

Sure.

[Jared]

Smart.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. So. And realized really early on, if she wanted me to be into it, then we'd have to fast forward through a lot. And so that's been great. Because really, if you just watch the dances and you just watch them getting their score, you can watch the whole three hour show or two hour show in about 25 minutes. 20 minutes? Well, they do they sick, actually. They do that code, by the way.

[Ryan]

Yeah, they do like the middle little mini intro package for every single dance.

[Domino Dan]

It's like.

[Ryan]

And then they do like the coaches do dances in between like commercial breaks and shit.

[Jared]

Sounds brutal.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we should start fast forwarding to that. But we don't.

[Domino Dan]

And so. And also if you watch Julianne Huff.

[Ryan]

You know, I watch her.

[Domino Dan]

She is terrible at her job. Just insufferable interviewer, I think. I mean. Yeah, next time watch it.

[Ryan]

I don't really. Yeah, I.

[Domino Dan]

She asked a girl last night who was a tick tocker how she got into doing TikToks. Just like every other person. You make a video and you post it. There's. There's. You ask a question about something that has literally zero barrier of entry. That's like asking someone. So, Jared, you did great tonight. You looked alive. How were you born? I came through my mom's vagina like.

[Ryan]

Every other person I. Jared was a C section baby.

[Domino Dan]

It's like, how did. How did you get into football growing up? My mom signed me up. But that's not even the worst thing. She's terrible. I just. I can't. Her jokes are bad or questions. Just give me Carlton. What's his real name?

[Ryan]

Alfonso Ribeiro.

[Domino Dan]

I'll just give me Alfonso all the way through. Why do we need Julianne Huff?

[Ryan]

She's the goat she made dancing like that popular. Her and her brother.

[Domino Dan]

Her brother is the goat. Okay.

[Ryan]

She was big before him, Derek.

[Domino Dan]

But yeah, it's. It's terrible.

[Tyler]

So this is a. This is a two hour show?

[Ryan]

Three hour show, something like that. At least I think it's an hour and a half.

[Domino Dan]

At least two hours.

[Tyler]

What time does it start?

[Domino Dan]

Seven to nine probably prime time. Why are you asking, Julian?

[Tyler]

No, I was just wondering like. Well, Tyler for one. How, like how do you. You have three kids. How can you sit down and watch a two hour show?

[Ryan]

Why are you so worried about.

[Domino Dan]

No, I go to the hardware store and get the bees.

[Tyler]

It's back to the time thing. I. I'm. I admire how much time you have in a day. I really do.

[Ryan]

It's the same as ever. I put the kids to sleep and then I go. If my wife was watching it, I sit down with her and I watch it.

[Domino Dan]

But then you go play video games too. Yeah. How late do you play video games still?

[Ryan]

I usually turn it off at like 11.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Which I don't think that's like crazy.

[Tyler]

That's not super crazy.

[Domino Dan]

It's not crazy.

[Tyler]

It's just a little crazy.

[Domino Dan]

So, yeah, it's. I don't know. It's kind of one of those weird things. And now I'm, like, kind of into it. Yeah, you got to see who wins. I make my guess.

[Ryan]

I just make a ton of Alex Earl jokes. Like, she danced yet? I got video games to play.

[Domino Dan]

That's nice.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

This one.

[Ryan]

She loves that one.

[Domino Dan]

I. Every time Topanga's dancing, I tell Ann about how much of a smoke she was back in the day.

[Ryan]

Still kind of got it.

[Domino Dan]

It's got zero laughs. Half so far. The only.

[Tyler]

Like, I've never watched Dancing with the Stars. The only person who I know has been on it was Mike the Situation.

[Jared]

Oh, from Jersey Shore.

[Domino Dan]

From Jersey Shore, yeah. And why is that the only guy you knew was on there?

[Tyler]

I don't know why I knew that. He was. This was like a year ago, a couple years ago. But that's how little I know about Dancing with the Stars. I. You wouldn't catch me dead watching.

[Domino Dan]

But how you like. Do you follow the situation on Instagram or something?

[Tyler]

Probably just a commercial.

[Domino Dan]

What's the situation?

[Tyler]

Dancing with the Stars commercial on ABC or some.

[Ryan]

I actually wanted to watch the last season, like, I requested we watch it because AP was in it.

[Domino Dan]

Oh.

[Ryan]

I was like, I want to see if AP can dance. And then it was a classic, like, don't meet your hero situation slash don't watch your heroes dance on a reality television.

[Tyler]

Did he just forget. Did he just forget the moves?

[Domino Dan]

No, he forgot to be an athlete.

[Ryan]

And then in his interviews, he just sounded really dumb. And I was like, oh, what do you think?

[Domino Dan]

A guy who smashes his head into other humans for a living. Just wait.

[Ryan]

I just thought maybe AP still had. He had one more win in him. He didn't. He didn't at all.

[Jared]

Miles, if they asked you to be on Dance with the Stars, would you do it?

[Domino Dan]

I think I would, yeah. Yeah, I. I think I would. It would be really out of place. And about 90% of our audience wouldn't care.

[Jared]

95.

[Domino Dan]

95. They'd be like, didn't even. They wouldn't even know because they just don't watch Dancing with the Star. I just like this segment. People have already fast forwarded, you know?

[Ryan]

Can you imagine how much of a goddamn nightmare that would be for us? The office trying to get done when Miles gotta go to dance rehearsal. He's talking to us about his.

[Domino Dan]

No, my luck is I'll get invited on tap. Dancing with the Stars in Australia or something like that. You know, like tap Dancing with the Stars in. In Iceland or something like that. Won't even get the big leagues, you know.

[Jared]

God, for six months.

[Domino Dan]

It's like the first interview I ever did, once I started doing you betcha stuff was with Good Morning America, Good morning Australia.

[Ryan]

That was my first day.

[Tyler]

Gma.

[Domino Dan]

I was on gma. But Good morning Australia, what a kick to the nuts. So I had like earbuds in like this, hearing them talk to me from Australia. And it was. The earpieces at news stations sucked.

[Ryan]

You were at like a public television news.

[Domino Dan]

That's what it sounded like. And they had an Australian thick accent. So the whole, whole time I'm just like, I gotta stay focused. So I hear what they say. Yeah. Down under. And it's. Can't hear anything.

[Jared]

How'd you get into Tick Tock?

[Domino Dan]

Just like everyone else, I made a video and I posted it. There's no barrier of entry. Now if you say, how'd you get into movies? You know, it's like, hey, I met a guy in the industry. I started as the sound equipment guy and then I got coffee for the. You think that's a good question. How'd you make it in the movie business? That's a good question. Because everyone's is different and it's not. There's. There's a barrier of entry. Who'd just suck off to be here, you know? It's a great question for someone like that.

[Tyler]

Yeah, for sure.

[Domino Dan]

Accounting job. Where'd you go to school? How'd you get into accounting? What school did you have? Great question.

[Jared]

How many lockers you get stuffed into?

[Ryan]

Correct, nerd.

[Domino Dan]

How many other jobs did you get rejected from to get an accounting job?

[Tyler]

Yeah. What was your tax refund last year?

[Jared]

What were your hopes?

[Ryan]

How far did you make it into your college sports career before you transferred away?

[Jared]

Honest interviewer.

[Domino Dan]

I don't even remember what the. How. What I was going off on. What was it going off?

[Tyler]

Dancing with the Star.

[Ryan]

Iceland.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. And honestly, I know that no one's listening. No one's watching. Dan starts listening this. But there are a few guys out there that are in the same boat as Tyler and I that. Your wife's watching it. You do this. Sit down, tune in for five minutes. Next thing you know, you're critiquing the dances and being like, I. That was bad. So shout out to you guys, let me know if you're there.

[Tyler]

Not here.

[Domino Dan]

Oh, yeah. How did you get into doing videos?

[Tyler]

Pole dancing with the stars in Vegas.

[Domino Dan]

That's where I was.

[Tyler]

Or.

[Domino Dan]

Or.

[Tyler]

Or South Dakota.

[Domino Dan]

No. Yeah. It won't even be Vegas. You pole dancing with the. With the stars. It'll be in Mitchell, South Dakota.

[Ryan]

It'd be like the Ultimate Fighter. There'd be two teams at the dueling strip clubs.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Be strip offs.

[Domino Dan]

Strip offs.

[Ryan]

You have team week where it's a. There's a team routine.

[Tyler]

Tuesday night's Dana. Dana White contender series is also on. So you'll never catch me watching Dancing with the Stars.

[Domino Dan]

You know, like, why. Why don't they do like. Like, this is crazy. HBO should do a live competition series of pole dancing, like Dancing with the Stars, but, like, have actual nudity. And then they would make so much money. They already have that one show called Naked Attraction.

[Ryan]

They have Cat House. Back in the day, it was just literally a bio doc, a document, a documentary series about a whorehouse.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, like, they can do a pull in there. They can do boobs on hbo. Why don't they do a live strip competition? Yeah, it's like we got the ufc. People are trying to murder each other. What's the difference, you know?

[Jared]

Yeah, I'll send them an email.

[Domino Dan]

It's a good idea.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Well, I feel like most.

[Domino Dan]

I'm not saying I'm gonna tune in, but I know there's a. There's a bunch of people who would tune that.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You're looking out for the bottom line for these companies.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. I'm just trying to get them to innovate new ways sex sells.

[Tyler]

They could do. I feel like most strip clubs have blackjack tables. Not that I would know, but I just feel like that's a thing there. They should put strip poker tables in there. You can play poker against strips.

[Ryan]

This dealer, the dealers.

[Tyler]

In strip clubs.

[Domino Dan]

I thought you were talking about hbo.

[Tyler]

No, no, no.

[Domino Dan]

I'm talking a pitch.

[Jared]

Celebrity poker.

[Ryan]

Like celebrity strip poker.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. X. X rated World Series of Poker. Well, I mean, World Series of Strip.

[Tyler]

Poker, they already do, like, tick tock poker tournaments and don't they?

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying.

[Tyler]

So you could implement. You could do a strip poker show on hbo.

[Jared]

Yeah, I like that depends who it is, but.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Well, yeah, I mean, it's.

[Domino Dan]

It's gonna be there.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Ap. Okay.

[Ryan]

He'll sign up for anything.

[Tyler]

Like the situation.

[Ryan]

This backfired.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. They're like, we wanted to do this celebrity show, strip poker, and it turns out that the only people that we were able to get signed up is just guys.

[Ryan]

It's Former athletes that squandered their fortunes.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, let's either squander their fortune or got in trouble for sending dick pics.

[Tyler]

Conor McGregor.

[Jared]

Greg Odin.

[Tyler]

Will Levis.

[Ryan]

Iman Shumpert was on Dancing with the Stars.

[Jared]

Yeah, he's a good player.

[Ryan]

There was another NBA player on this season, but I didn't know he got booted.

[Domino Dan]

Barry Davis.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Barn. Barn Davis.

[Domino Dan]

Well, guys, after that great idea session, should we take a break?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

All right. Jared, you told me that we have a fun game coming up.

[Jared]

Yep. It's called Guess who.

[Domino Dan]

Guess who? Wasn't that. Isn't that a board game where you, like, flip them?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Is it just called Guess who? Yeah.

[Tyler]

Guess who?

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Domino Dan]

And it's like, you say, like, is.

[Ryan]

Your person a boy?

[Domino Dan]

Does your person have blonde hair?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Glasses?

[Ryan]

Yeah. I play with my kids quite often.

[Tyler]

I think there's like a. There's a strategy to where you can get to the end in like, three questions. I haven't figured it out yet, but.

[Domino Dan]

I gotta just Google it later.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

And then buy that for my kid and smoke him.

[Tyler]

We used to play like. That was like one. One board game. I remember as a child, we used to play it all the time.

[Domino Dan]

You know what game was Underrated? Clue Clues.

[Tyler]

A good game.

[Jared]

I think I've ever played it.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, I. I thought that was a good game.

[Tyler]

It's like Murder mystery party, right?

[Jared]

Yeah, I just haven't played it.

[Ryan]

You collect clues.

[Tyler]

It's like a murder type party.

[Jared]

Yeah. More of a Candyland guy, but yeah.

[Ryan]

It'S a good one too. Play a lot of that.

[Domino Dan]

I always wanted the game of life, but we never bought it. It was always at my buddy's house.

[Jared]

You would hate life, I think, making a joke like, I won the game of life. Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

No, if I played, I would win. Why would I hate it?

[Ryan]

It takes way too long.

[Domino Dan]

No, I'm. I'm. I'm. So, like, here's the thing with board games. If I'm in it, I want it to be. I want to be in it. Like Monopoly. If I'm committing to a game, Monopoly, I'm. I'm intense all the way through.

[Tyler]

Sure.

[Domino Dan]

You know, it's mostly I just don't want to play in the first place. You get me into a game, I'm gonna try and win. You know, that. That.

[Tyler]

What's the average game of Monopoly take? How long does it take you to tell?

[Ryan]

The first person spazzes so much so.

[Domino Dan]

That when you buy a new game, they now have like an abridged version where, like, you can play a game that's like, meant to be played faster.

[Tyler]

Gotcha.

[Jared]

I kind of take the spirit out of it, though.

[Domino Dan]

It's like. Yeah, it's like, wait, thanks. Tick tock, right?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Thanks for killing our attention spans.

[Jared]

Yeah, I can't play Monopoly.

[Domino Dan]

Also. How'd you get into Monopoly? Oh, my parents bought me the game when I was a kid. How else do you get into Monopoly anyways? Great question, Julianne.

[Tyler]

What's. What's the game with it? It's got like the little clear dome in the middle. You push it down.

[Domino Dan]

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Tyler]

Really? No, you push it down and it like, pops the dice up.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, I got that game downstairs. I'm at the Whip that out tonight. You know what game I do like, though? Yahtzee. Yeah, great game. Me and my wife, I don't know, a couple times a year, we'll just sit down and play it.

[Domino Dan]

Farkle's Decentral's good. It's just got such a dumb name.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Like, for me to be like. As a grown man, be like. Anyone want to play some Farkle?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

It's like, oh, I don't think, like, that's that cool. But the game is kind of fun if it had a different name.

[Jared]

Sounds like a type of fart. A Farkle.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, yeah, it's like a fruity fart. Like if your fart smelled like strawberry watermelon.

[Tyler]

It's Farkle. My. My kid. My 3 year old calls sparkling water. He calls it falkling water. So I'm used to it by now. I'll play a game of Farkle.

[Domino Dan]

Anyways, we're playing guess who, guess who. What are the rules?

[Jared]

So I think they got five rounds. Five different people. You get one guest per round, so you can only say one name per round.

[Domino Dan]

Okay.

[Jared]

And you can interrupt whenever. And then once you interrupt you.

[Domino Dan]

So you just give you slowly give us five clues and then we get to whoever guesses first.

[Jared]

And you can guess after the first question if you want.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we can guess whenever we want.

[Jared]

Correct. Yep.

[Tyler]

We get. But we only get one guess per round.

[Jared]

Correct. All right, one point each. Five rounds.

[Domino Dan]

Let the games begin.

[Tyler]

First.

[Ryan]

First clue.

[Jared]

This person was born in 1964. This person is an Oscar winner. This person's uncle is Francis Ford Coppola. This person played hi McDonough in the movie Raising Arizona. This person appears in the movies with a ghost riding a motorcycle and a.

[Domino Dan]

Plane full of Nicholas Cage.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Let's go.

[Tyler]

I had no shot of That I was still trying to figure out how old they would be if they were born in 1964. I was just trying to do the math.

[Domino Dan]

I don't want to give you this tip, but I will. You just use that as a frame of age. Roughly. Yeah. They're not a young person.

[Tyler]

I was trying to figure out the frame at that point. Point still.

[Jared]

This person is six foot two. No. All right, next round.

[Tyler]

Is there any. Any specific, like, topic we're going after? Like.

[Jared]

Like, it's just a famous person. Yep.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jared]

Famous person.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

What if he did? Like, what if he. What if he did? Jake? Yeah.

[Ryan]

This person was born in 1990, has.

[Domino Dan]

The hairiest body in ass crack of any human. That's not a primate. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Jake would say he's famous because he.

[Ryan]

That wet floor.

[Domino Dan]

Wet floor sign on the pool.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

It is a good flex.

[Ryan]

He didn't do it.

[Domino Dan]

We have. No way.

[Tyler]

He doesn't even have the original photo anyways.

[Domino Dan]

That's not. Get work. Let's stay focused.

[Jared]

All right, all right, all right. This person dropped out of college their freshman year in 2013. This person founded a black card club that offered exclusive event perks.

[Ryan]

Billy McFarlane.

[Jared]

Got it.

[Domino Dan]

I was just gonna say that. God. Nice one. How the.

[Ryan]

Billy. It's in the documentary.

[Domino Dan]

What is it, Meg? Meg, what is it, Meg? Magnum.

[Jared]

I looked it up. I forgot.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, it's like.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Magnesium.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Is what it is.

[Ryan]

It is something like that.

[Domino Dan]

It's the name of the card.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Domino Dan]

Yep. Y. Another scam.

[Ryan]

Yeah, definitely.

[Tyler]

I have no chance at this guy.

[Jared]

I think you can get this one. This person rose from his tomb after three days.

[Domino Dan]

Jesus.

[Jared]

Got it.

[Ryan]

Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

[Domino Dan]

Jesus Christ.

[Jared]

Got it.

[Domino Dan]

You could have maybe fooled me if you did. Like Lazarus, right? Isn't he the guy that got one of the guys that actually Jesus. Raised from the dead from the tomb. Could have got me there.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah.

[Domino Dan]

All right, so miles is 2, 2, 1, 0.

[Jared]

Ryan's got.

[Domino Dan]

Ryan's got zero.

[Jared]

Ryan's got zero points. This person was in a movie that featured John C. Reilly. This person was born in 1987. This person is a New York Times bestselling author. This person has charted on the Billboard bluegrass chart. This person is a frequent guest on the you Bet yout radio podcast.

[Domino Dan]

Charlie Barrons.

[Jared]

Got it.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. What? Let's go.

[Ryan]

Fucking movie. Was he in with John C. Reilly?

[Jared]

Cedar Rapids.

[Ryan]

I did not know that. I just immediately was like Hardy Fillmore.

[Domino Dan]

All right, so that's been four questions. You guys can't win yeah. So I could just bow out, but I won't, because this is war. This one job's not finished.

[Jared]

Yeah, job's never finished. This person is permanently banned from a football stadium. This person was Dave Portnoy. Nope.

[Ryan]

I thought that, too.

[Domino Dan]

Yes. Okay, you got skunked.

[Jared]

This person. This person was born in 1999. This person briefly studied business at a local college, but dropped out at 18, citing a lack of interest in traditional career paths, which led them to explore modeling.

[Domino Dan]

This person to explore modeling. Got it. Sorry.

[Jared]

This person was deported from Fiji after filming content there. This person's real name is Tia Billinger. This person's only fans page makes almost $2 million a month, I think. Oh, my God. I thought you get it by now.

[Domino Dan]

Bonnie Blue. Oh, that's cool.

[Ryan]

I was gonna say bad behavior.

[Domino Dan]

Let's go. You guys stink at this game.

[Jared]

Yeah. Miles is the winner.

[Ryan]

The only one I. Other one I had a chance at was Nick Cage.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

The other ones, I was. No chance.

[Tyler]

She's banned from a. Is it a soccer stadium or a football stadium?

[Jared]

Soccer stadium, but it's a. It was a. Technically a football.

[Domino Dan]

Football. Football. That was throwing me.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that one threw me for a loop.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Domino Dan]

That kind of sucks because I feel like you would have got the Bonnie Blue one.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Know you're kind of Bonnie Blue guy.

[Tyler]

No, I had no idea.

[Jared]

Let's see. Yeah. So that's it for that.

[Domino Dan]

I like that game.

[Ryan]

That was kind of like a whole bunch of fun facts in one.

[Domino Dan]

I'm p. I could have got. I was a second away from getting Billy McFarland. I could have went five for five.

[Ryan]

Well, I paused on Nick Cage because I was like. Like, I was, like, 90% sure. And then he stole it from me. So I was like, if. The second I get to 90 on the next one, I'm going, let's go.

[Tyler]

I think the only way I'd have a chance is with professional athletes.

[Jared]

Okay, we do that next time.

[Tyler]

That's the only way I'd have a chance.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's like. It's like artists and song titles. Like, I. I can't. Tyler knows this. I can't put together an artist with a song title, even though I've heard the song, like, probably, I don't know, know, say, 50 times.

[Ryan]

Ryan is dyslexic when it comes to, like, artists and song titles.

[Domino Dan]

Who sings Sweet Home Alabama?

[Tyler]

Shania Twain. I have no idea.

[Domino Dan]

All right. Who sings Stairway to Heaven in. This one's actually kind of harder?

[Jared]

Not really.

[Tyler]

Ozzy Osborne?

[Jared]

No.

[Tyler]

Leonard Skynyrd?

[Domino Dan]

Leonard Sk.

[Ryan]

Sweet Home Alabama.

[Domino Dan]

Oh, really?

[Tyler]

Leonard Skinner sings Sweet Home Alabama?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

You are really bad at this. Holy.

[Tyler]

Give me another one.

[Domino Dan]

Who sings?

[Tyler]

Wap Cardi B.

[Domino Dan]

That's one he knows.

[Jared]

Who sings? One Beer.

[Ryan]

Featuring.

[Tyler]

I don't know her name.

[Ryan]

Lauren? Elena.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Nobody never got that.

[Domino Dan]

Why is one beer funny?

[Ryan]

We did a podcast for the golf course where we added like one song every week. And Ryan's first song was One Beer by Hardy. And we're just like, it's. It was fine. He kind of got me.

[Domino Dan]

That is wild. First song.

[Tyler]

That's the thing, though.

[Ryan]

It's the audience.

[Tyler]

Guys, gotta. I have you guys. I need reps. Well, like, how'd you. How'd you get into college? Baseball? I did reps. How'd you learn how to print T shirts? Reps.

[Ryan]

He did. So we did.

[Tyler]

It was.

[Domino Dan]

It's like, yeah, it's a good song, but that's like song number 45 you put on the playlist.

[Tyler]

I think I was also put on the spot, which didn't help.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So.

[Tyler]

Okay, hang on. So Leonard Skinner sings Sweet Home Alabama. What was it a Stairway to Heaven.

[Domino Dan]

Eric Clapton.

[Tyler]

That would have never got that.

[Jared]

Well, let's.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Led Zeppelin sings that.

[Domino Dan]

Doesn't he do a version of Stairway to Heaven?

[Ryan]

Maybe that's not the game. Zeppelin song.

[Tyler]

Yeah, this is Zeppelin. I think I meant Led Zeppelin, but I said Leonard Skinner is both.

[Ryan]

L. Yeah.

[Jared]

Led Skynyrd.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I'm bad at that. Really bad.

[Domino Dan]

Google. If Eric Clapton did, I might be a so funny. Just ripping on.

[Ryan]

Get it wrong.

[Jared]

Sing stare. Nope.

[Domino Dan]

What's. What's the famous.

[Jared]

Robert Plant?

[Domino Dan]

What's some famous Eric Clapton song?

[Ryan]

You look wonderful. It's wonderful. Tonight is probably the most. He's kind of like slow, like romantic music.

[Tyler]

Eric clapped in them cheeks, sings Cocaine. Cocaine's a good one.

[Jared]

Shot the sheriff. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. It's always kind of like.

[Domino Dan]

I'm gonna be honest. It could have been. This could have been a limewire mess up for me.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Jared]

Happens to me.

[Ryan]

Maybe.

[Domino Dan]

Like, I feel like. Because I like I on in my mind right now. I have a song. I have Stairway to Heaven by Eric Clapton. I could see it on my zoom.

[Jared]

Things you learned.

[Ryan]

Embarrassing.

[Domino Dan]

Which.

[Tyler]

Which I just think. But you didn't know that. You're trying to cover it up right now.

[Domino Dan]

No, I'm like, I. Because that happened to me. There was another one. It was like a punk song that I thought because of what I down. I Downloaded the song on Limewire and I just was not the correct artist. And so, like, I. The whole. My whole life, I thought different artists sang it. It.

[Jared]

We should all do a class action lawsuit against limewire for messing that up.

[Domino Dan]

Messing their songs up.

[Tyler]

Shy Twain didn't sing Sweet home Alabama?

[Ryan]

No.

[Jared]

Maybe a cover.

[Ryan]

It was a man 32 below had.

[Tyler]

To have sang Sweet home Alabama.

[Ryan]

I'm sure they did. I bet you they covered that at every.

[Tyler]

That would have been the correct. A correct answer.

[Jared]

What about sweet child of mine?

[Tyler]

Will Ferrell, step brothers.

[Ryan]

No. He doesn't even sing it. He's not even in that scene.

[Domino Dan]

It's Derek and his family in the car.

[Jared]

You got it, Ryan. Come on.

[Tyler]

Oh, I don't actually know.

[Jared]

Okay. Guns and roses.

[Tyler]

Yeah. No five. No clue.

[Domino Dan]

Who sings. What's one. He would know who sings.

[Tyler]

I also never really grew up listening to. To, like, that type of music. Like, classic rock stuff like that.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Tyler]

We're listening to eight miles.

[Ryan]

Sweet emotion.

[Jared]

It's a good one.

[Tyler]

No, it's not a good one. I don't know.

[Ryan]

It's a pretty famous song.

[Tyler]

Well, I understand that, and I've heard the song 50 times. It is. I don't know who sings it.

[Ryan]

Aerosmith. Myth.

[Domino Dan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Armageddon soundtrack.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Who sings all the small things?

[Tyler]

Okay, that one's easy. Blink 182.

[Ryan]

Thank God.

[Tyler]

Can you imagine if I would have said smash mouth? I think they can go. They go hand in hand, though. Same era.

[Jared]

I'll do a patron question here. Garlic bread. Gary.

[Ryan]

So many of the patrons have changed their names to an alliteration food pun because of Domino Dan.

[Jared]

Describe your perfect fire pit area. I'm redoing the backyard. Need your help.

[Domino Dan]

Ideal. Let's say it again.

[Jared]

Describe your perfect fire pit area. I'm redoing the backyard, and I need your help.

[Domino Dan]

Well, first, are you guys in on a raised fire pit or one in the ground?

[Ryan]

I like ground more than raised because the heat rises.

[Domino Dan]

So if you put it up in the air, then you're. You're just. What? You're. You're getting your hairline warm.

[Tyler]

Your legs are cold.

[Domino Dan]

So first of all, you gotta put the pit in the ground.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's also way more annoying to roast marshmallows on an elevated one, too.

[Tyler]

Now, how.

[Domino Dan]

I.

[Tyler]

How far are we talking? And, like, raised? Because I'm cool with, like, you know.

[Domino Dan]

They got, like, even, like, the height of this table. It's a little high for me. It's. It.

[Tyler]

I'd say anything let's say a foot. A foot is like the highest I'd go for raised.

[Domino Dan]

That's fine.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Domino Dan]

But let's put it in the ground.

[Ryan]

Yep, for sure.

[Domino Dan]

What else you got? I feel like chairs are important.

[Ryan]

Yes, yes.

[Domino Dan]

So I just found this out. Maybe this is something that again, I got wrong on the Internet. But. But Adirondack chairs are so deep that they originated in, I don't know which mountainous area, but it was meant to sit on.

[Jared]

On a hill for like tuberculosis.

[Domino Dan]

Right.

[Jared]

Or something like that.

[Domino Dan]

I don't know about that. I don't know what that is.

[Ryan]

Look that up. That could be today's fun fact.

[Tyler]

I think there's a tuberculosis, like a pharmaceutical commercial for tuberculosis where they're sitting in Adirondack chairs. So maybe that's what you're thinking of.

[Domino Dan]

I think basically because the way that it's, it's so like you're like this in an anironic chair, but if it was on a little bit of a slope, it would sit like a normal chair.

[Tyler]

Interesting.

[Ryan]

So that, that's why people put them on the beach. Cuz like the beach slants down towards the lake.

[Domino Dan]

Correct.

[Tyler]

Interesting.

[Domino Dan]

Yes. So 20th century by tuberculosis sanatoriums treated patients with extended exposure. Fresh cold mountain air. Wide armrests. Yeah. I mean they're comfortable, but like getting out of an Adderall.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

You guys in on those around a fire or, or you like, you guys thinking like just the cheap plastic ones that are at every family reunion ever?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Or like are you thinking like fold out baseball game chair? What are you guys thinking for chairs around a fire?

[Ryan]

Okay, so, so I like the, around the campfire chair is the. It's a pop out like camp chair, but that has a tray. You got to have somewhere to put your drink as the game changers having the drink.

[Domino Dan]

S' more materials.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yep. Some sort of table situation. Because nothing's worse than the person trying to put the s' mores together and they got all the ingredients on their lap and then they dump it right when you bring them your marshmallow.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Because to me, I think the best is like a, a true patio furniture chair that has a, has a cushion on it. I think that's best because like Adirondack chairs, you're leaning back so far that like your shins get blazing hot. Yeah. But then your, your face is cold.

[Ryan]

And it's also an effort to watch the fire.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, you gotta like lean up.

[Ryan]

I could do a crunch.

[Domino Dan]

So I'd like, I think I just wanted, like, a chair with a cushion that maybe swivels a little bit, because the baseball chairs, they're great. But then after, like, 45 minutes, you're like, your. Your back starts to hurt.

[Ryan]

I just like them, too, because you can move them around because that fire is going to ebb and flow. You're going to get hot and cold.

[Domino Dan]

True. I like that.

[Tyler]

I also like a chair that you can leave. You can, like, lean forward in. You kind of put, like, the elbows on the knees like this. Stare real deep in the fire.

[Ryan]

Yeah. When you're about maybe 40 years deep and you're just looking at embers, do. Weird.

[Tyler]

Yes. Yes.

[Domino Dan]

And also, don't. You don't want. You. Actually, I don't know if you guys feel this way, but I kind of don't mind when a campfire doesn't have easy access to beer. Like, if you got beer in the fridge in the garage.

[Ryan]

Totally.

[Domino Dan]

It's kind of nice once in a while to get up, go get a beer, take a leak, grab some other people some beers, and come back. And then it's like every time you come back to fire, it's like, wow, now I'm. Now, like, I'm getting warm again. This is nice.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Cool.

[Tyler]

I mean, you get some cool air on your face, too.

[Ryan]

No, I. I think that's a weird take, but I'm with that take.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. It's, like, kind of nice to get up, move around and shake your legs a little. Grab another beer.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

And come back to this. To the fire.

[Ryan]

It's weirdly enough, also, you leaving the fire gives you a chance to build camaraderie. Like, hey, do you need a beer? Do you need a beer?

[Tyler]

I'd take a piss, too.

[Ryan]

Yep. Yep.

[Domino Dan]

Now, also, pissing campfire, pissing just in the grass because no one can see anything is the best. Yeah.

[Tyler]

It's not like they can see anything in the light either. But I could be facing them in the light.

[Ryan]

You'd be pissing on fire.

[Jared]

How many beers have you had?

[Ryan]

It's cool, though.

[Tyler]

Anyway, in terms of, like, distance. Okay. So if you have a patio with, like, a fire pit area, like, do you guys like the fire pit area to be a little ways away from the patio or, like, right smack dab in the middle of the patio? You like some separation between there.

[Ryan]

I actually prefer no fire on the patio.

[Domino Dan]

Okay.

[Ryan]

I like it out at, like, a separate spot. Like, you could have it on, like, a. A patio pad. But I like it separated from the house.

[Tyler]

Sure. I think I do too.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it just kind.

[Tyler]

I don't know. I don't know why an extra like 20ft does something to a guy.

[Ryan]

It kind of like makes it its own space.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. What do you guys. What do you guys. If you had your choice, ground, Right. So you could just do a normal. You put a giant tractor wheel thing, cut the middle out of it, burn barrel on the ground. Right. With just grass. You could also do a patio. You could do pavers. You could do rock, you could do sand. What would you want as the base where your chairs sit?

[Ryan]

I like. I like a rock circle in the grass.

[Domino Dan]

No, I mean, yes. You want the grass and you want it to be rocks.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

I like either grass or pavers.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. Pavers would be my second choice.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

I think I've only been to one like this, but the little like P Rock that, I kind of. I kind of like that vibe.

[Tyler]

I don't know if I've ever been to a P Rock fire.

[Ryan]

This might be a weird like. Like tick of mine. I hate the noise of people walking on P Rock.

[Domino Dan]

I love it. Really?

[Ryan]

I hate that noise.

[Domino Dan]

You wouldn't been able to work for my dad.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I suppose.

[Domino Dan]

Rock the basement when you're putting up the walls.

[Ryan]

I hate that noise, dude. Like in the playground, people running all over that. It's the worst.

[Tyler]

It's all dusty too. What are you, Miles? You grass paver. You are a P Rock guy.

[Domino Dan]

Well, I would in. In a perfect world. That'd be nice. It's nice. Little touch.

[Tyler]

You just piss right out of the rocks.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, it drains through. Yeah. But I think grass is fine. I think pavers are all right too. The one I have, my house, we just. On our patio, we just put a hole in the middle and just put the fire pit in the patio. But nice little pavered area is kind of nice. Something like that.

[Jared]

I think having like a built in, like fan too to blow the smoke away. That might be more, I don't know, novelty thing. But I hate when the smoke gets in your face when you're sitting around the fire.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Almost like a vacuum type structure that hangs from maybe a tree up above that sucks all the smoke straight or.

[Jared]

Just blows it in one direction.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. You wanna. You wanna a. A stove hood over your fire? Yeah, sure.

[Jared]

Yeah. But it could just be a fan too. Just blowing one direction.

[Tyler]

Like a dorm fan.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, but then it's like it's windy out. Nothing's better than a calm bonfire, no wind night. But then you don't have to worry about the smoke getting in your face.

[Ryan]

You just go straight up.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I mean, they make. They make, you know, smokeless fire. Fire pits these days too.

[Domino Dan]

Right?

[Jared]

But yeah, if you're just doing the straight up fire pit.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Fan.

[Tyler]

Yeah. What do you guys think about just a burn barrel with everyone standing around it?

[Domino Dan]

Only if it's. It's cool in the right setting. Otherwise it just feels like you're homeless there.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I agree.

[Tyler]

I agree. But it's kind of a vibe.

[Ryan]

Sometimes it's cool if you are with your quartet singing on a Philadelphia street corner as Rocky Balboa leaves his boxing gym.

[Domino Dan]

That's true.

[Jared]

It's cool for like a opening scene of a post apocalyptic movie.

[Ryan]

Yeah, sure.

[Jared]

That's what it. That's cool.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. It's like, cool if you're, like, out on a farm, you know, and it's like you're like burning tires and.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Batteries and whatever else you can find. Paint. Paint burns.

[Domino Dan]

Or it's also cool if you're burning stuff in a burn bill in the middle of the woods to get enough charcoal for something. That bushcraft thing you're doing. Luke from the outdoor boys channel did that once.

[Ryan]

He's got his charcoal barrel.

[Domino Dan]

Trying to remember what he needed the charcoal for.

[Tyler]

How can someone explain to me how charcoal. Like, where does charcoal come from?

[Jared]

The ground?

[Domino Dan]

No. So it's like when you. It's like it's the coals, like at the end of a fire that are left.

[Tyler]

Got it.

[Domino Dan]

What did he use that for?

[Ryan]

Could use it for toothpaste. People who brush their teeth with it.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Ryan]

It's kind of a disinfectant. A little bit.

[Domino Dan]

Bit. What?

[Ryan]

It also absorbs a ton of moisture.

[Domino Dan]

Google Luke from the Outdoor Boys.

[Ryan]

Charcoal you're trying to keep dry.

[Domino Dan]

He was doing, like, a project of some sort. So he, like, filled the. He essentially. He didn't do a flame on the inside of the barrel. I believe down there is still cooking. That seems to have worked reasonably well.

[Ryan]

I miss him.

[Domino Dan]

I gotta. It's starting to become Luke from the outdoor boys season. Yeah. To re. Watch them all. That is great charcoal. We're gonna use this to make our charcoal kiln. God damn it.

[Ryan]

No, he's making a kiln for the knife.

[Domino Dan]

Yes. Okay, so it's. So it'll get hot enough.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Domino Dan]

All right, perfect.

[Tyler]

That's a lot of work to make a kiln.

[Domino Dan]

It's like. Yeah. Pretty cool, though. All right, Anyways.

[Tyler]

What? Why?

[Domino Dan]

What?

[Jared]

Were you asked how charcoal was made?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Although we were talking ideal. Ideal fire pit. Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Domino Dan]

So now you know how charcoal is made.

[Jared]

We should just have this up during the whole podcast.

[Ryan]

I wouldn't pay attention to anything being said.

[Jared]

It's like Chive tv. So distracted.

[Domino Dan]

We actually turned Chive TV off at the bar during last bellied up so me and Charlie wouldn't get distracted. Because it's that distracting.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's a good idea.

[Ryan]

Mostly Charlie.

[Domino Dan]

Mostly Charlie. All right. Is that it, Jiren? Do you have a fun fact? Did we do it or.

[Jared]

I had a fun fact. I don't know where I went, though. Though it was something like, in 2016, Mozart sold the most CDs out of anybody.

[Domino Dan]

Let's go. Love that.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Nice.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I guess he wasn't on Spotify yet, so.

[Jared]

And all the old timers are still buying CDs or it's like the school.

[Domino Dan]

Systems, like, giving it to, like, their. The kids for piano.

[Ryan]

Yeah, whatever. They're sick of their kids listening to Mo Bamba, so they give them Mozart.

[Domino Dan]

See the.

[Jared]

No, Mo Bamba.

[Domino Dan]

Mozart. Mozart, Not Mo Bamba. All right, guys, well, thanks for tuning in to another episode of you Bet your Radio. Have a great week. I'm gonna go listen to Stairway to Heaven by Eric Clapton. Bet you. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jared]

What's the dream? YBR Country Club Golf Course. Looking like unlimited budget.

[Domino Dan]

Unlimited budget.

[Tyler]

27 holes.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Because, dude, you should go more than three 18s. Or. No, you're going three nines.

[Tyler]

Three nines. Because then if you want to play.

[Domino Dan]

Because once you get more than three nines, it's like you clearly have a favorite 18 round, you know? And then it's like the rest is wasted for 3 9. Sounds awesome. 3.

[Ryan]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Yes, it does.

[Domino Dan]

That will also be the bev carts. No, we'll do three tens. Yeah.

[Tyler]

One on each nine.

[Domino Dan]

So, yeah, we'll go three nines. But then I also want 18 par. Whole par three course.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Domino Dan]

I love me a par three course.

[Tyler]

I also like the 18 holes. Usually they're nine holes. It's not enough.

[Domino Dan]

I also want a nine hole pitch and putt, so everything is, like under 60 yards. Okay. Should be pretty fun.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Jared]

And yes, I think a sports book in the clubhouse bar.

[Domino Dan]

Sports book would be great.

[Tyler]

Sports would be great. Yep. Yeah, I'm a big links course type of guy, so I don't know whether you guys want this in the trees or not, but I'm a link style golfer.

[Jared]

Links means what?

[Tyler]

No trees.

[Jared]

Gotcha.

[Tyler]

A lot of fescue.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. I'm fine with that. I'm kind of wild man with the driver. Okay. Food. People aren't thinking enough about how important good food at a country club is.

[Tyler]

Agreed.

[Domino Dan]

It's gone. Eating a great lunch. They gotta have great sandwiches. Dinner, you gotta have. You having some phenomenal steaks.

[Tyler]

Yep. Fish sandwich.

[Domino Dan]

Fish sandwiches, the whole thing.

[Ryan]

Thing.

[Domino Dan]

So food's got to be top tier, elite.

[Tyler]

This could also double as a swingers club.

[Domino Dan]

Okay.

[Jared]

Swingers.

[Tyler]

Yeah, swingers welcome.

[Domino Dan]

I mean, I think that happens naturally.

[Tyler]

Okay. So that's just a natural thing. We don't even need to. We don't.

[Domino Dan]

We're not going to advertise where a.

[Tyler]

Swinger is called no advertising.

[Domino Dan]

You're getting some weird people.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Domino Dan]

We want the weirdness. Just get pulled out of normal people. We don't want. Want. Right. Like you want people to enter the club, not swingers. And then they become swingers through the club. You don't want swingers signing up.

[Tyler]

Got it for that specifically.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Guys. Then it's like.

[Jared]

Or take a pineapple off the menu.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

I. I also think we should have nine holes. It's like the party nine holes with like speakers everywhere playing loud music.

[Tyler]

Like a global. It's always set up for global.

[Domino Dan]

It's always set up for global. I'd like. I actually think that they. We should have like, like a sauna and like hot tub, like spa style for like, adults.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Kind of like.

[Domino Dan]

Like they have like the. They have like a pool at country clubs with like a. They might have a hot tub there. Yeah, like, that's like the kids thing. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Like, I'd love to go like, do like a steam. Steam room or a sauna or something like that a little more like, you know, just me and the guys in our towels just hanging out in a hot room.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Steam room. Massage therapist.

[Domino Dan]

Massage therapist. That's free.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Domino Dan]

Chiropractor free.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Domino Dan]

I'd also. I'd also like to just like have unlimited clubs that you can just use for a round.

[Tyler]

Almost like taking a vehicle for a test drive.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. So it's like you get. You get your measurements and fittedness for whatever, and then you like each round you just try out a different thing of clubs till you find the right one. Because hitting your ball, hitting the balls in like the sim at the, like, like at the store to like do it, you don't know how it's going to be in the real world.

[Tyler]

Yep. Yep.

[Domino Dan]

I'd also like to never pay for a ball again.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Domino Dan]

So just unlimited free balls.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Jared]

Kind of have like a top golf situation at every tee box.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Like a hangout area. Yeah, yeah. At least. Like, I. If we have unlimited budget, we just have of. You know, we steal all the clientele from Hooters and they are. Or not. Clientele. The workers from Hooters. We don't want the client. We are the clientele. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tyler]

We are the clientele.

[Domino Dan]

We want to steal the workers from Hooters and they now work at our thing. But we don't even need to change. We don't need to change the outfits either. Like, they just come right from work. And just at every single tee box, there's a. There's a little bar.

[Tyler]

Yeah. We even. We. We go back to the original shorts.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Is that the ones that people. People like.

[Jared]

I don't know.

[Domino Dan]

Also, we have unlimited budget. We actually have a guy, an old guy out in the fairway that runs over to wherever your ball lands and puts a flag so you never have to look for a ball again. Spotter.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Domino Dan]

But he needs to be an old guy because he needs to have some, like, raunchy jokes that when you show up and. And, you know, chum it up with them. He's got to have some funny zingers that are borderline inappropriate. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yep. Yeah. I would like. I would also like to have video cameras at every par three hole.

[Domino Dan]

Yes. So if you had a whole one, you got video footage from every angle.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

I would also like to do shake of the day style. But it's like shot of the day. So it's like a. I don't know, say 120 yard shot. Pot every time you get one shot a day. Say it's a buck, five bucks. Whatever. You get one shot. You hit a hole in one, you get the whole pot.

[Jared]

I love that.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, I like that. I was also thinking we should rewrite the rules on hitting a hole in one. Like, let's make it at this club that you don't have to buy everyone else's drinks. Everyone buys you drinks.

[Tyler]

100.

[Domino Dan]

Just do that.

[Tyler]

100.

[Domino Dan]

It seems like a really easy fix. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Or because we're such a good club, we just. We buy everyone's drinks.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

On a bit of budget.

[Jared]

That's why I don't want to hit a hole in one, because I don't want to buy all those drinks.

[Domino Dan]

This. Imagine, it's the worst.

[Jared]

Terrible. I think. Also a daycare at the clubhouse.

[Domino Dan]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Daycare would be great.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yep. Be phenomenal, actually.

[Jared]

Why don't they do that?

[Tyler]

It's a good question. They do now.

[Jared]

Seems like a layup.

[Domino Dan]

I also want a caddy, but. But I want him in his own cart.

[Jared]

He's got to have good, inappropriate jokes, too.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, it's. It's gonna be like the old guy, but a little bit younger. Yeah. With the same jokes.

[Tyler]

Yeah. There's enough distance between where you don't have to talk at all times. Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

It's like, chop it up.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. Like, I want him to ride in the cart with me.

[Tyler]

Right. Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

And I don't want him walking with my bags. That just takes too long. Long.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

So he played in his own cart.

[Tyler]

And I don't want him. Yeah. Standing on the back where the clubs are at, because then he could be doing bunny ears to me, you know, you're right.

[Domino Dan]

You're right.

[Jared]

It's gonna be a rigorous hiring process for caddies.

[Domino Dan]

It is. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Well, we'll find the right people, though.

[Domino Dan]

There's also gonna be no out of bounds.

[Tyler]

I like that.

[Jared]

I mean, no out of bounds, so no water.

[Domino Dan]

So if you hit it out of bounds, you just get to drop it wherever it went out. No penalty strokes.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Because you want your members. You want them hitting good scores.

[Jared]

You want to come back.

[Tyler]

You want them to come back. You want me to be satisfied with that round?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah. I mean, that's kind of it.

[Tyler]

We could just.

[Domino Dan]

Also, I. I'd like a. There's going to be a service that I can get hammered at the clubhouse whenever I want. Want. And there's always someone who. There's two guys. One will drive me home, and the other will drive my truck back to my house. Boom.

[Jared]

That's perfect.

[Domino Dan]

That is actually maybe above all of these. That's what I want.

[Jared]

That would be awesome.

[Tyler]

If I slam 18 beers on the course and then 18 beers after, I'm gonna probably need a ride home, probably.

[Domino Dan]

And. But I don't want to have to go get my car the next day. No shame.

[Tyler]

I mean, I ain't gonna get in my car and I stay till 3pm yeah. I'm not going to wake up till 3pm you know, what is that?

[Jared]

Twice?

[Domino Dan]

36 beers. Yeah, I'll do it.

[Jared]

27 holes.

[Domino Dan]

36 pounders.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Could you drink that much? I was just thinking about that, like, realistically.

[Tyler]

No. I'd be in the hospital. I'd be in the hospital so quick.

[Domino Dan]

Domino Dan could have maybe done it. 36 pounders. Yeah. I mean, I. I would have, but, like, let's say, like, it's like, I plan out what I'm eating. You know, it's in a controlled environment. I have a schedule. It's like in 12 hours, I'm gonna drink 36 beers. So what? That's three beers an hour.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

That's a lot of beers.

[Domino Dan]

I know. It's management. You know, you throw in, like, a liquid IV here and there.

[Tyler]

I mean, we like slice of pizza. That's a lot.

[Domino Dan]

But you're forgetting about who Domino Dan was.

[Tyler]

No, I know, I know. But the more also, like, the more you gotta. You really have to dial in how much you're gonna eat, because if you eat too much, you're gonna get too full.

[Domino Dan]

I know. It's gonna be like Tom Bray, the TV 12 method. But it's going to be the TD 36 method.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Domino Dan]

Domino Dan, 36 method.

[Jared]

Domino Dad's like a mythical creature at this point.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

And the lore keeps building and building.

[Domino Dan]

Yeah, he's right. He's actually writing a book right now called the DD.

[Jared]

It he's drinking right now, he can't ride it.

[Domino Dan]

And it's DD36 because Domino Dan. And you're going to need a designated driver for it.

[Jared]

Double entendre, guys.

[Domino Dan]

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