What Midwesterners LOVE Bragging About 🎙 #363

Summary

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You Betcha Radio Episode #363

Title: What Midwesterners LOVE Bragging About 🎙
Release Date: February 4, 2026
Hosts: Myles "You Betcha Guy", Ryan, Tyler, Jared

Episode Overview

In this hilarious and wildly relatable episode, the You Betcha crew does a deep dive into the quirks and comedy of Midwestern bragging culture. Myles, Ryan, Tyler, and Jared riff on the unique (and sometimes ridiculous) things Midwesterners take pride in, from ice-free driveways to getting a good deal. Along the way, they unpack the etiquette of drinking "just because," boastful ice fishing tales, food heritage, gift card politics, and more. The gang keeps things rolling with improv bits, personal stories, and their signature blend of boyish banter, nostalgia, and regional inside jokes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Midwestern Brags: The Badge of Cold Endurance

• Ice-Free Driveways

  • Midwesterners love to brag about having a spotless, ice-free driveway—often more than outsiders could ever understand.
  • "It's a badge of honor... it's doubly impressive if your driveway faces north." (Myles, 02:26)
  • “Do you guys understand how hard it is to go an entire winter without ice on your driveway? You have to clear the driveway before anything even walks on it. Footprints even.” (Ryan, 02:48)

• Waking Up Early to Chisel Ice

  • Stories about neighbors chiseling driveways at 4 am reinforce just how intense this regional competition gets.
  • “Every night at 4am she...that's when she would chisel her driveway.” (Tyler, 03:04)

• Bragging About Surviving Cold Weather

  • It’s a classic for Midwesterners to report back about the frigid temps at home, especially when traveling.
  • “Every single day of the vacation, someone's gonna be like, ‘whoa, it's only eight degrees back home.’” (Tyler, 04:41)
  • Myles upgrades his "cold story" ammo: “In January it was so cold that my window just cracked at my house.” (Myles, 05:08)
  • The guys compare it to an “amateur dick measuring contest” with people from warm states. (Ryan, 06:13)

2. Ice Fishing & Winter Outdoor Boasting

• Ice fishing as competition
  • “Midwesterners love to brag about how many times they’ve been out ice fishing in the winter. It’s like, cool, I get it.” (Ryan, 03:35)
  • The “ice castle” crew gets a special ribbing for how comfortable they have it.

3. Food Heritage: Family Recipes & Ethnic Foods

• Lefse & Lutefisk
  • Making lefse is both a culinary and social brag; authenticity is key.
  • “I’ve never met anyone who makes lefse not brag about how they make it.” (Miles, 06:46)
  • “Midwesterners will cream their cat because when somebody says, ‘what’s lefse?’” (Jared, 07:14)
• Showing Outsiders ‘The Way’
  • When asked about regional foods or customs, Midwesterners love to “block off the entire day and show you the way.” (Myles, 07:33)

4. Drinking Excuses: Any Reason Under the Sun

• Rapid-fire Bar Excuses
  • The gang riff a fast-paced list of classic (and ludicrous) excuses Midwesterners use to have a drink. This is a segment highlight; see notable quotes below.
  • “It’s a nice sunny day, I’m gonna have a beer.” (Jared, 09:40)
  • “The game’s not on, so I’ll take a beer.” (Miles, 09:34)
  • “My kid pissed me off, so I have a beer.” (Ryan, 10:01)
  • “My wife gave me some last night, so I’ll have a beer.” (Tyler, 10:20)
  • “It doesn’t matter ... if you heard any guy in the Midwest at a bar say that, you’d be like, yeah, cheers to that.” (Miles, 10:24)

5. Bragging About Party Provisions

• Quantity as a Social Magnet
  • “Midwesterners love bragging about how much alcohol they bought for a party...” (Jared, 11:08)
  • “It’s a measuring stick for if a party is worth it or not, is how much alcohol is at it.” (Myles, 11:28)
  • “Bring up a dry wedding in the Midwest, nobody showed up. Open bar, people you don’t even know are going to show up.” (Myles, 11:35)

6. The Sacredness of Deal Hunting

• Sharing a Bargain
  • “We love to brag about any sort of deal—coupons, on sale, thrift store...that’s bragging rights.” (Tyler, 11:55)
  • “I don’t think I’ve ever got a deal that I haven’t told someone about.” (Ryan, 12:10)
  • “Why can’t I just tell them I got a new coat? Why do I have to tell them it was 40 off?” (Myles, 12:42)
• Deal + Gift Card Combo: The Holy Grail
  • “If you double up on getting a deal and using your gift card to pay for said deal...shout it from the rooftops.” (Tyler, 18:02)
  • “If you’re a Midwesterner and you’re not going directly to the clearance rack first, you’re stolen valor.” (Miles, 18:13)

7. Gift Card Mishaps & Wishlist App Dreams

• “We have a gift card here… when did we get this?” (Miles, 19:08)
• The crew brainstorms an app concept to track gift cards and alert you in-store. (Miles/Ryan, 19:22–19:45)

8. Meat Processing and DIY Boasting

• Bragging about pounds of sausage or venison.
• “You can’t make sausage with a group of people and not tell people how many rings or pounds you made.” (Ryan, 22:48)
• The classic need to announce if a meal includes venison you hunted or processed yourself. (Myles, 23:07)

9. Miscellaneous Braggadocio

• Buying display or “damaged goods” items for less.
• “Dude, I got this 15 off because the box was damaged just a little...I don’t need the box.” (Miles, 22:04)

10. Motivating Friends: The Art of the Pep Talk

• A playful segment on supporting Jared’s weight loss journey—debating how much “shaming,” prodding, or praise is the best motivator. (29:03-33:50)
• “It’s part of being a good coach is understanding how to motivate your players.” (Miles, 31:53)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Ice-Free Driveway & Cold Weather Brags

• “Midwesterners love bragging about how there’s no ice on their driveway. It’s a badge of honor.”
  —Myles (02:26)

• “It’s like an amateur dick measuring contest almost. When you’re talking to people who are like from Arizona or Florida, on vacation, whatever. It’s like, I have thicker skin than you.”
  —Ryan (06:13)

• “My windows are just shattering.”
  —Myles (05:16)

Excuses to Drink – Rapid Fire (09:10–10:33)

• “I was on my way home from work, so I’ll take a drink.” —Miles
• “Game’s not on, so I’ll take a beer.” —Miles
• “My wife shut me down last night, so I’ll have a beer.” —Miles
• “My wife gave me some last night, so I’ll have a beer.” —Tyler
• “I have a kid, so I’ll have a beer.” —Ryan
• “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning, so I’ll take a beer.” —Miles
• “Bar’s about to close, I just have a beer.” —Jared
• “It doesn’t matter ... if you heard any guy in the Midwest at a bar say that, you’d be like, yeah, cheers to that. I’ll take a beer.” —Miles (10:24)

The Joy of Getting a Deal

• “Why can’t I just tell him I got a new coat? Why do I have to tell them it was 40 off?”
  —Myles (12:42)

• “If you double up on getting a deal and using your gift card to pay for said deal. Shout it from the rooftops, dude. Brag it.”
  —Tyler (18:02)

Bonus: The "In Charge" Segment (from Patreon, 37:30+)

A long-form, RPG-style bit where Tyler hosts a fictional Super Bowl party, dishing out bizarre responsibilities to the others, culminating in a Star Wars x Super Bowl themed bash with endless inside jokes about power, delegation, and the hilarity that comes with this crew’s improv instincts.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:49] — Intro to Midwesterner Bragging
• [02:26] — Ice-free driveway pride
• [03:35] — Ice fishing one-upmanship
• [04:41] — Weather bragging while out of state
• [09:10–10:33] — Rapid-fire Midwest drinking excuses
• [11:08–11:51] — Party alcohol bragging, dry wedding tangent
• [12:10–13:49] — Kolossal Deal Bragging; clearance racks and gift cards
• [19:22–19:45] — Gift card tracking app concept
• [22:48–23:07] — Bragging about wild game processing
• [29:03–33:50] — Motivating Jared for weight loss
• [37:30+] — Tyler’s “in charge” bit: Super Bowl party planning, Star Wars crossover
• [66:05] — Jared’s weigh-in (224.2 lbs!)—kicks off his July 4th weight loss challenge
• [67:11] — Fun Fact: “127 Hours” math and “Mamba Mentality”
• [69:36+] — Lock-in movies, classic TV brags, comedic boner-discovery nostalgia

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Episode Tone & Style

Consistently laid-back, tongue-in-cheek, and self-deprecating. The hosts riff easily off one another, poking fun at Midwestern stereotypes and themselves in equal measure. Running gags include faux-macho contests (“I have thicker skin than you”), “any excuse to drink,” obsessive deal-hunting, and the utter seriousness of being “in charge”—however ridiculous the context.

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For New Listeners

Whether or not you grew up in the Midwest, this episode encapsulates regional comedy gold. From family food traditions to driveway maintenance, these are the things that make Midwesterners tick (and talk, and talk...). The playful insight, personal stories, and rapid-fire jokes make this episode a great entry point to understanding, and laughing at, the quirks of Midwestern life.

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Want more?
Check out these segments for peak laughs:

• [09:10–10:33] — Midwest Drinking Excuses
• [22:48–23:07] — Wild Game Processing Brags
• [37:30–End] — The “In Charge” Super Bowl Party Improv

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Transcript

[Miles]

Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of you Bet yout Radio. The boys are in here and we're ready to roll. How we feeling today?

[Ryan]

A lot of chit chat before we started.

[Tyler]

A lot of chit chat.

[Ryan]

And Miles had to get us on track.

[Tyler]

Miles shut it down instead of Jared. Jared was chitchat culprit number one.

[Miles]

But. But he. So what you guys don't realize is, you know how, like you, Ryan and Tyler almost directly face each other.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

Me and Jared directly face each other. And there's a. I can sense what's going on in Jared's head.

[Jared]

Really?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

We all say the same word at the same time.

[Ryan]

We've tried this before.

[Tyler]

We did it for so long.

[Ryan]

I'd rather keep chit chatting than try this game again.

[Tyler]

No, no one. Let him do it.

[Ryan]

One time. Sports. Sports related. Okay. 3, 2, 1.

[Miles]

Vikings.

[Tyler]

Course.

[Ryan]

Same sport.

[Tyler]

We're close.

[Ryan]

Same sport.

[Jared]

Okay, well, I got one.

[Ryan]

Three, two, one.

[Miles]

Soda.

[Tyler]

Getting farther apart.

[Ryan]

Yeah, now we're drifting a little bit.

[Jared]

All right, I got. I got. I got one off.

[Miles]

Okay, well, I don't.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jared]

Three, two, one.

[Miles]

Sam Darnold before we die. Anyways. But I can sense that Jared was like, hey, we need to start the podcast. Yeah.

[Tyler]

He was giving me. Shut the up. Eyes.

[Miles]

So even through double panes of glass. What did we call you? Glass Five eyes.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Five eyes with the glass. Well, double pants would be, what, Six eyes.

[Ryan]

Six eyes.

[Tyler]

Six eyes.

[Jared]

Y.

[Miles]

But yeah. Boys, we're back. And I was thinking about something over the weekend.

[Tyler]

Okay, sure.

[Miles]

You know, we. We got a little dusting of snow, and I was thinking about how, like, us Midwesterners brag about stuff that other people do not. And it is such a sick brag to say that you scraped off all of the ice on your driveway.

[Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Tyler]

It's sick to just brag about how cold that we survived.

[Miles]

My buddy. Yeah, my buddy this weekend, he was. He's got a bigger driveway, but he's like. But you wouldn't see a lick of ice on that thing. I was like, that's cool, man.

[Tyler]

Yeah, dude.

[Miles]

Midwestern. Midwesterners love bragging about how there's no ice on their driveway. It's a badge of honor. Well, and it's. And it's doubly impressive if your driveway faces north, because then you really know that you're working at that thing and not even getting an assistance from the sun. Great band name.

[Tyler]

That is a great band name.

[Ryan]

It's actually not bad.

[Jared]

It.

[Ryan]

I mean, do you guys Understand how hard it is to go an entire winter without ice on your driveway. You have to clear the driveway before anything even walks on it. Footprints even.

[Tyler]

And then it's just then you. If you don't get the chisel out correct there.

[Ryan]

In April.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I got my. When I lived in my old house, when we had neighbors just jam packed on each other, there was this lady who every. She must have worked nights or something. Every night at 4am she. That's when she would chisel her driveway.

[Miles]

Just tink. Tink. Night shifter.

[Tyler]

Yeah. But it's like, I'll do it for you in the middle of the day if it means I can go back to sleep.

[Ryan]

4Am is crazy.

[Tyler]

It's insane.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Gotta read the neighborhood.

[Tyler]

Yeah, she didn't.

[Ryan]

I think. I also think Midwesterners love to brag about how many times have been out ice fishing in the winter. It's like, like cool. I get it.

[Miles]

You've.

[Ryan]

You've spent almost as much time on ice as you have on land. You know, it's just one of those things where granted, I also. There's a. There's a little part of me that's jealous.

[Tyler]

I was just gonna say I think you're just more jealous here.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I mean. But I also don't. You know, a lot of ice castle guys is kind of. Is kind of where you hear that from.

[Tyler]

It's way easier to stay out there longer when you're Ice castle.

[Miles]

For sure.

[Jared]

How many times you've been out, Ryan?

[Ryan]

Twice.

[Jared]

That's brag.

[Ryan]

I know. It's not enough. Got two kids now, so.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Also, I'm not. You're not going to catch me on a frozen lake when it's minus 20 out.

[Tyler]

That's true.

[Ryan]

I just. I love fishing, but I don't love fishing that much.

[Jared]

Sounds like you like it. Not love it.

[Ryan]

I like partially love it. I like it a lot though.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Ryan]

That makes sense.

[Tyler]

I like it, like it kind of the same vein. Like, especially when we're not in the Midwest. Midwesterners love bragging about how cold it is at home.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They love bragging about just what the temperature is outside.

[Tyler]

Like we're going on vacation. And I guarantee you every single day of the vacation, someone's gonna be like, whoa, it's only eight degrees back home. And they'll tell it to the bartender at wherever we're eating.

[Miles]

And I, And I just. Oh yeah, 100. I got new ammo for that though.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

Because anytime, like, because I'm gonna go on Vacation here soon. And people are like, is it cold back home? Yeah, but in January it was so cold that my window just cracked at my house.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Ryan]

You got ammo now?

[Tyler]

What do you mean?

[Miles]

Oh, let me tell you.

[Tyler]

Ever heard of.

[Miles]

You think you got it bad? My windows are just shattering.

[Tyler]

Let me tell you.

[Miles]

It's awesome.

[Tyler]

Called the wind chill.

[Ryan]

They also, like, is there ever a point in the conversation where they don't do the difference in temperature from like where they're on vacation from to what it is back home? Like, it's, it's. It's 68 degrees colder back home than it is here.

[Tyler]

You know, the prime time that they'll do that is right when you get off the plane. Oh yeah, the guys got 40 degrees warmer. Isn't that crazy? What a swing.

[Ryan]

And like, it happens. This happens every year.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I talk it shit. I'm going to be the one doing it half the time.

[Miles]

For sure.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

What else are you going to talk about?

[Tyler]

Right?

[Ryan]

The plane ride.

[Tyler]

Be walking through the tunnel when I get off the plane and be like, feels pretty warm, honey. Look over Rebecca.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's. It's kind of like. It's like an amateur dick measuring contest almost. When you're talking to people who are like from Arizona or Florida, on, on vacation, whatever. It's like, I have thicker skin than you.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's like we bitch about it, about that when we're here, but when we get anywhere else warm, it's a badge of honor. Like, yeah, we survived that. It's no big deal.

[Miles]

That's it. I can make fun of my brother, you can't.

[Ryan]

Yeah, exactly.

[Miles]

What about you, Jerry? What do you think Midwesterners brag about.

[Jared]

Like the, like their heritage of food they love. Bragging about how much they love, like, lefse or like lutefisk.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I've never met anyone who makes less. Lefsed not brag about how they make.

[Ryan]

Or how much they made or.

[Miles]

Yeah, that. Or like how they do it. The authentic way.

[Ryan]

Correct.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we make loves of the right way. That's why it tastes so good. I. My in laws, they make lefser and sell lefse all winter long. Like it's a big left is a very big deal. And I don't have the hard to tell that. I just, I don't get the hype.

[Jared]

Lefsa is fine and Midwesterners will cream their cat because when somebody says, what's left?

[Ryan]

Oh, let me tell you, I got him right where I Want them.

[Jared]

We kind of talked about that and bellied up a little bit.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Midwesterners love showing people the way. Yeah.

[Miles]

Where? Yeah, yeah. Like, you go to LA and you're like, what the is this? They're gonna be like, I do. I don't have time for this. And you tell someone you don't know something about what they do in the Midwest, they're like, I am going to block off my entire day and show you the way.

[Jared]

Yeah, exactly.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's like, oh, you guys drink a lot. I am going to now get blackout drunk to show you the way.

[Tyler]

We are going to go find a bait shop so I can show you what a minnow shot is.

[Miles]

Midwesterners are always looking for the tiniest excuse to just drink. We. We have an uncanny ability to find any little thing to get us to drink more.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You know, it's like, oh, I just bought a new car today. Oh, Tyler, you bought a new car? I'm gonna drink.

[Tyler]

Yeah, let's have a beer.

[Jared]

Oh, my car got repoed. I better go drink today.

[Miles]

Yeah. Good or bad, sometimes it'll even be neutral. Right. It's just like, yeah, I had a really boring week, so I'm here to drink.

[Tyler]

Let's spice it up.

[Miles]

That's like you belly up to the bar and it could just. You just select anything going on in your life and that is an excuse to drink in the middle.

[Tyler]

Honestly, all you need for an excuse is I was in the area.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Of said bar.

[Ryan]

I had a buddy in town. Well, he lives right outside city limits. I mean, it's. He's only five. Five miles from us, you know, but he's in town.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. Or it's even like I was on my way home from work.

[Tyler]

Yep. Stop in.

[Miles]

So, bartender, I'll take a drink.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

There's a plate of food. Yeah.

[Miles]

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Rapid fire Midwesterners bellying up to the bar. And these are their excuses to drink. I was on my way home from work, so I'll take a drink.

[Tyler]

I was in the neighborhood, so I'll get a beer.

[Ryan]

I mean, it's suppertime, so I'm going to go get a beer.

[Miles]

I had a very mediocre work week, so I'll take a beer.

[Tyler]

The game is on, so I'll have a beer.

[Miles]

The game's not on, so I'll take a beer.

[Ryan]

It's stressful driving on those roads out there, so I'll take a beer.

[Jared]

It's a nice sunny day. I'm going to have a beer.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's really shitty out. I'll take a beer.

[Tyler]

I'm on my lunch break, so I'll have a beer.

[Ryan]

I just got done plowing the driveway, so I'll have a beer.

[Miles]

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning, so I'll take a beer.

[Jared]

Bar is about to close. I just have a beer.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's last call, so I might as well have a beer.

[Ryan]

My kid pissed me off, so I have a beer.

[Miles]

But the. The bartender is not busy, so I'll help him out and take a beer.

[Tyler]

Yeah, my kid did something awesome, so I'll have a beer.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I have a kid, so I'll have a beer.

[Miles]

My wife shut me down last night, so I'll have a beer.

[Ryan]

Yeah, make that too.

[Tyler]

My wife gave me some last night, so I'll have a beer.

[Miles]

I mean, it doesn't matter all. If you heard any guy in the Midwest at a bar say that, you'd be like, yeah, cheers to that. I'll take a beer.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Because this guy had an excuse. That's it. That's all you need.

[Ryan]

Yeah. That's very accurate.

[Miles]

Yeah. My dad is huge. Just like, oh, you came over for dinner. I'm having a beer.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You're in the house.

[Miles]

Yeah. You just. You are now in my house.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Celebrate with a beer.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Before the shoes even come off, too. I'm sure he just stops the fridge in the garage.

[Tyler]

He probably has. He's like, miles is coming over tonight, so I better have a beer before he gets here.

[Ryan]

Yeah. In preparation.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

I think Midwesterners love bragging about how much alcohol they bought for a party or something.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

About five cases of beer, you know.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah. And it's always. It's always. It's also the only reason why you're supposed to swing by. You guys swing by. We got five cases of beer, a couple bottles. Windsor.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Trust me. Gotta swing by because I think Alcoh is the determining factor. It's like a. It's like a. A measuring stick for if a party is worth it or not, is how much alcohol is at it for sure. You know, you bring up a dry wedding in the Midwest, nobody showed up. Open bar, people you don't even know are going to show up.

[Ryan]

Yeah, definitely.

[Jared]

Especially in a small town.

[Tyler]

We also love. In the Midwest, we love to brag about any sort of deal. Coupons on sale, thrift store. You buy something for less than it's Actually worth. And that's breaking rights.

[Miles]

That's true.

[Ryan]

I don't think I've ever got. I mean, in the last year or two, I don't think I've ever got a deal that I haven't told someone about.

[Tyler]

Right. And you've told me about a lot of them.

[Ryan]

I know. Because I know you're all about the deal.

[Miles]

And this happened to me the other week, and I hate it because I noticed it in the middle of it.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I was in your office, and I just got a new winter coat, and I was like, oh, yeah, got a 40 off.

[Jared]

I saw you tell, like, three separate people.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

It's a good deal, though.

[Miles]

It sucks. I mean, it's a great deal.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. But I just. I realized it in the middle of it. I'm like, why can't I just tell him I got a new coat? Why do I have to tell them it was 40 off? Because why do I have to justify that? I pay full price.

[Tyler]

Because we hate talking about having more money, having a nice amount of money. So we have to, like, make it midwest politically correct by saying it was less than we thought.

[Miles]

Now, I think it's a different story if ride been like, oh, I'm in the market for a new coat. Where'd you get it? I should. And I'd be like, yes, you should go there. It's 40% that. Well, that. That's a scenario where it makes sense to bring up those 40% off.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I. It goes hand in hand.

[Miles]

And then when I was at the store, I met a fan, and they're like, what are you doing? I was like, oh, winter wears 40 off.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

But also for the listeners, this is the right time. Hey, wait. To buy your winter coat till the middle of January. Yeah. Everything's 40 off.

[Jared]

Christmas decorations.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Swimsuits, too. Swimsuits. Dirt cheap right now.

[Jared]

Are they.

[Ryan]

You stock it up on swimmies or what?

[Tyler]

I bought one last week, 25% off for getting ready for vacation. Got not as good as 40%, but it was still good.

[Miles]

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[Tyler]

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[Miles]

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[Tyler]

Yeah. We've never done that before on this pod.

[Miles]

No, no, we have not. That's because I think we're addicted to the multiplier.

[Tyler]

We are.

[Ryan]

We are.

[Miles]

I love a good multiplier. Just the opportunity to make big bucks at the big game. But, you know, I said, screw it.

[Ryan]

I was big times table guy in elementary school, too. Big multiplier guy, multiplication table.

[Tyler]

It really checks out.

[Miles]

Ryan was the kid in elementary class that when he'd flip the paper over, he'd do it, like, really loud. So you knew everyone. So everyone would know how fast he did the first puff.

[Ryan]

Because I knew the valedictorian was on my heels.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

No, I was six in my class. This crush times table against them.

[Miles]

So this week I selected yes. That they are going to. The announcers will say, roughing the passer. It was a 4 over, a 4x multiplier. And all we. We just need one.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah, we just need one. Roughing the passer. And I like that.

[Jared]

So mine is the answer saying Golden Gate.

[Miles]

Yeah. Shoe in.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Miles]

They got it. Lower multiplier, but more of a shoe in.

[Jared]

More of a shoe. And I feel like in and out of commercial. They'll show the bridge, I think, like.

[Miles]

They have to show the city, right? They have to. That's like any broadcast. They have to show the city.

[Jared]

Even though where it's getting played is like an hour away from San Fran, they'll still show it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, well. And again, lower multiplier. This one's kind of just to cover our other place.

[Tyler]

Yeah, for sure.

[Jared]

Correct.

[Ryan]

I'm gonna. I'll stay in the same vein with the announcers. I got announcers will say, what a catch. During the big game. And that was a decent mall. That was like 2.2.6, I think we got it at, so I like that. What a catch.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I went a little different route. I clicked yes on Lionel Messi to show up to the game. So he's gonna be there. I. We talk. He told me he's going. So a little insider information.

[Miles]

I don't think you're supposed to be telling us that. Wow.

[Tyler]

He shouldn't have told me. It's not on me.

[Ryan]

Can you imagine if Lionel Richie shows Lionel Richie in the house?

[Tyler]

Oh, I'll get super excited when they say Lionel, and then they'll show him.

[Miles]

Yeah. Did we check if he's got a game or not? No, you didn't check or he doesn't have a game?

[Tyler]

I didn't check if it has a game.

[Miles]

Yeah, they don't play soccer in Miami in the winter. It's too cold. It's like 60 degrees. You can't play soccer in 60 degrees.

[Jared]

Exactly there.

[Miles]

So, yeah, you guys got to download the prize picks app, get in the culture picks, the team picks for the big, large, massive game this weekend. Use code ybr. I also, I'm going on vacation and do a little bit golfing. So I bought some golf stuff this last weekend.

[Tyler]

Pretty cheap right now.

[Miles]

Had a gift card, Dude.

[Ryan]

I was just gonna say that. I was just gonna say that.

[Miles]

That's the other. If you didn't get it on discount, you at least would have had to have had a gift car gift card. Just no reason to pay full price with regular money at any store in the midwest.

[Ryan]

Exactly.

[Tyler]

If you double up on getting a deal and using your gift card to pay for said deal. Shout it from the rooftops, dude. Brag it.

[Jared]

Brag the Midwest combo.

[Miles]

If you're a midwesterner, you're not going directly to the clearance rack first. You're. You're. You're stolen valor. You're not a midwesterner.

[Tyler]

That's the worst part about guys like us. We are the most popular sizes, like larges and extra larges. So there's never any good on the clearance rack.

[Miles]

That was the nice part about being fatso Domino Dan. I got some good stuff on clearance because that was all two x. Yeah, it's kind of nice.

[Ryan]

I missed that it's ever happened to you guys. So my wife and I went out for supper this last weekend, and we went to a place that we had a gift card for, and we're just like. We're. We're in conversation while the bill comes. Forget to use a gift card.

[Miles]

No, that happened to me this weekend at dinner. Yeah. My buddy had a gift card. He forgot to use it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

So kicks the nuts.

[Ryan]

But now you just got. We gotta go back, and the next time it's gonna be even cheaper because I got gift card.

[Jared]

You know, I always forget what gift cards I have for which stores.

[Miles]

Oh, no. Yeah, dude. And we'll just, like, suddenly be like, oh, by the way, we have a gift card here. I'm like, when did we get this?

[Jared]

Exactly.

[Miles]

Where has it been?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

What have we been doing? We went to that store, like, five times. Went to that restaurant five times. You didn't bring up the gift card that there's got.

[Ryan]

There's gotta be an app, like a gift card tracker.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Like, you can plug in the gift cards you have, and you can also Deduct the amount that you use on each.

[Miles]

Dude, that's what I was thinking of you. You. You upload your cards, it keeps track of them. And then when you, you allow it to have your location, and then when you enter that store, it alerts you and says, hey, by the way, you have a gift card store or this restaurant or whatever.

[Tyler]

And then it's gonna be like, what that. Gift cards in the wrong glove box. I drove a different car.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Or like you can plug it in, like, hook it up to your Google calendar. So if you have like a dinner date that you got on the schedule for said place, it can read that in the gift card track.

[Miles]

Now we're good. Now we're assuming we're putting impromptu Jimmy John's run.

[Ryan]

Well, no, yeah, I mean, like me and my wife, we got to, we have to plan that shit out now. I don't get very often.

[Tyler]

Yeah. What I've been doing with gift cards. You guys have given me a shit about this before. I had a huge wallet, and it's mostly because I had a billion gift cards in it. I've just started buying, using them online right away. Buying something online with the gift card.

[Miles]

Like immediately, that's not a bad move. Yeah, don't hate it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I, I gotta, I got a particular store I'm stacking gift cards for.

[Tyler]

Nice.

[Ryan]

I gotta buy myself a new fish house next year.

[Tyler]

Wait till it's on sale. They'll buy it. Middle of summer.

[Ryan]

I know, I know. I'm stacking right now. I just told.

[Miles]

I would like to know in the middle of summer how much you got it off and how much you used in gift cards. So in reality you only paid X amount. I'm looking forward to that day.

[Ryan]

I mean, I, I couldn't make that purchase because then I'll not tell you.

[Miles]

Guys because then I'll go home, be like, and dude, Ryan got a new ice house for like 150 bucks.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And you won't believe this, so I'm gonna have a beer.

[Ryan]

Brand new. 12. 1200 bucks. I'm gonna have a beer. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Are you going? You're in a pop up or are you getting like a legit house?

[Ryan]

I'm getting a flip over sleeper portable.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Ryan]

So I can, I can. If I want, I could sleep over.

[Tyler]

Okay, that, that's a. You'll get a deal in the summer then. Because they don't give you deals on regular fish houses anymore in the summer because they're all freaking campers.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but see, I don't know, if the store sells fish houses over the summer, I think they may send the. The unsold ones back to the manufacturer.

[Tyler]

Go there. It's like RIP1, so it's like they can't send it back. It's damaged. Yeah.

[Ryan]

And getting better. Deal. Yeah, I'm. I'm fine with buying maybe a slightly damaged goods for.

[Jared]

I was gonna say another, like, bragging thing would be like, you bought the on display model for a little cheap, dude.

[Miles]

The.

[Tyler]

The damaged goods shelf at hardware stores. There's some phenomenal things there because the box is just screwed up. The thing inside, it's fine.

[Jared]

Bragging about that.

[Ryan]

Hey, do you guys remember the.

[Miles]

Yeah, Dude, I got this 15 off because the box. The box was damaged just a little. I don't need the box. A little bit of a scratch.

[Ryan]

You guys remember the surround sound. The surround sound debacle I went through a couple years ago? That was this. This. That was a display model.

[Miles]

Let's go. Dude, that's not good.

[Tyler]

That was broken.

[Ryan]

I know it didn't work. So I. It was like. But that was probably the only time the display model.

[Miles]

But you got a good deal.

[Ryan]

I got great. I think I got 100 bucks off. Yeah.

[Tyler]

I buy most of my power tools from the. The damaged goods shelf.

[Jared]

Smart.

[Ryan]

What's kind of like in. In Big Daddy when they're throwing the spaghetti O's on the ground. Microsoft would have done 30 points. Whatever it is.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

What else do we like bragging about?

[Ryan]

I had a thought. When you're talking about left sausage is in the same vein. You like, you can't. You can't make sausage with a group of people and not tell many people, not tell people how many rings or how many pounds I made any sort.

[Tyler]

Of meat processing you do yourself, you got to talk about it. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Deer. Yeah. How much. How much you get off to deer. Yeah.

[Miles]

And then you also got to tell them what you know, like, every time you, like, if you invite people over, you have spaghetti, you gotta let them know that there's venison in there for sure.

[Tyler]

I. I even brag about it. And I don't even process my own meat. I'll just tell people, yeah, I brought it to the meat market. I'm gonna get half of it's gonna be cheddar brats. The other half I'm putting into a hamburger, and then I'll bring in my other deer. I think I want to get that turned into breakfast sausage.

[Ryan]

See, that actually really surprises me about you, Tyler, that you don't Process your own deer.

[Jared]

We.

[Ryan]

Because you're kind of caveman.

[Tyler]

Like.

[Ryan]

I mean, you got the bunker.

[Tyler]

I just have no desire to do all that.

[Miles]

I gotta start over.

[Ryan]

Jared, I've never brought. I've never brought a deer into a.

[Miles]

Processor that was regal bags. But he won't process it.

[Tyler]

So I.

[Miles]

And I. I get it. I get it for anyone but you. Confusing.

[Tyler]

So I just don't want to. I don't want to have to go buy pork fat and mix the fat and get a grinder. So I'll. I'll keep the tenderloins and the back straps, and sometimes I'll cut up the rump roast. Anything that. Just a cut of meat that I don't have to, like, mix fat or seasonings into, I'll do that myself. But I'm not making sausage or hamburger or brats or anything like that.

[Miles]

Yeah, but, like, you. Wouldn't you do it with, like, your dad and your grandpa, have a few beers. We gotta cut up this. This deer meat. Let's have a beer.

[Tyler]

As we never. We. We've never done it. So I just. Dad, I didn't even know people were doing that when I was a kid.

[Ryan]

Processing their own.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we just. Oh. Have always brought it to the meat.

[Ryan]

Market, and we're the complete opposite. We've never brought a deer to the meat market. That was ours.

[Miles]

We actually had a. A meat market or deer processor.

[Jared]

What.

[Miles]

What are they?

[Ryan]

A butcher.

[Tyler]

Butcher shop.

[Miles]

The butcher shop on Bellied Up. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty funny stories about. Is that episode out yet?

[Jared]

It's coming out this week.

[Miles]

Okay. This is my shameless plug.

[Tyler]

You gotta go.

[Miles]

Listen, the Bellied up episode. We had Father son duo on the podcast. They own a butcher shop. I don't remember what town, but it's in between Chicago and Milwaukee.

[Jared]

It's in Illinois.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Right on the border of Wisconsin. And they make. They actually make, like, some exotic brats. Ones with skittles in them.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Really?

[Miles]

I said they're good.

[Ryan]

Full Skittles or, like, crushed up or.

[Miles]

Yeah, listen, the episode.

[Ryan]

All right.

[Miles]

But yeah, like. Like, dudes, like, one guy brought in, like, a fawn, and they're like, dude.

[Jared]

You'Ll get, like, five pounds of beat out of that.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I mean, arguably, though, you do it, buddy.

[Miles]

Arguably, though they.

[Ryan]

They taste the best.

[Tyler]

They do. It's like veal. It's just the young animal has none of the stress and the muscles. It tastes delicious. But what do you.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we. We were. The dough that I shot this year had Ran probably three miles full speed before I shot it. That was tense. I mean, like, I gotta use every canine in my mind. But hey, like, you're eating your own deer.

[Jared]

Eat what you kill.

[Miles]

Is that what's happening to you right now or what?

[Ryan]

Probably, yeah. You know, squirrely probably. Because I just had a deer stick.

[Jared]

Before this great for the jawline.

[Ryan]

It is. It's very much so.

[Miles]

This might be a dumb question, but, like, when you eat things that are kind of hard, they're like, oh, that's not good for your teeth. Right. You've, like, kind of heard that, right?

[Jared]

Like Jolly Rancher.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That's bad for your teeth. Why is it good for dogs to chew on bones but humans can't? Like, is it. Is our teeth that much different that it's good for their teeth to chew on something hard where us. It's bad.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Their teeth are probably just much harder than ours, I would guess.

[Ryan]

I think it maybe helps clean their teeth a little bit, too.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Depending on the bone.

[Tyler]

If only we had unlimited information at our fingertips.

[Miles]

Just a random thought.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Like my dog, she'll get done chewing a bone. There's, like, blood at the end of it. She's going after it.

[Jared]

Maybe the stick's bleeding.

[Ryan]

The stick?

[Jared]

Never mind.

[Ryan]

You mean the bone?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

Yeah. The bone marrow and Merrell.

[Tyler]

Chewing on bones benefit dogs by cleaning teeth, strengthening jaws, and providing mental stimulation. Dogs possess specialized, durable teeth, powerful jaws, and high stomach acidity that allows them to digest bone minerals. Conversely, human teeth are not designed to chew hard materials. And our weaker jaw structure and lower stomach acid make bones a risk for broken teeth, choking, and digestion issues.

[Miles]

We are so soft.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

This is the pussification of America on bones anymore.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

We get to start eating bones and I got it.

[Miles]

That's why I got to get a joster size.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Jaws are size.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Little thing you put in your mouth.

[Tyler]

It's just rubber.

[Miles]

Yeah. I gotta get one of those so I can start chewing on bones.

[Jared]

My dad had a buddy back in the day, he would microwave chicken bones and then eat them.

[Miles]

You break them open and eat the marrow or what do you eat?

[Jared]

The actual bone he would eat. Like, it sounds like you'd eat the whole bone.

[Ryan]

Yeah, bro.

[Jared]

Out of the microwave. So that guy's not soft.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I suppose they're a little bit. A little bit smaller, too tough, am I?

[Miles]

I. I ate a bowl of nails this morning. Yeah. So without any milk. That's that guy.

[Tyler]

My great grandma used to. Then they butcher chickens. She'd save all the bones and then make a huge pot of bone broth and then can it all.

[Ryan]

Yep, yep. Yeah, it's good for fasting now, actually. We got to get. We got to get Jared on the bone broth program.

[Tyler]

We got to get Jared on the scale today.

[Miles]

Yeah, we can end the episode with you getting on the scale.

[Jared]

It's gonna be bad today. I wish it was a good thing.

[Miles]

Well, no, this is first weigh in. You want it to be great.

[Tyler]

Exactly. You bulked all weekend, huh?

[Jared]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Nice.

[Jared]

Had a bad week. Good weekend, I guess.

[Miles]

Weekend for today?

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yep.

[Miles]

After today, bad, bad, bad. No.

[Jared]

Yep. I had fried chicken today.

[Miles]

How. How supportive slash unsupportive do you want us to be in this process? How much do you want us to insert ourselves into your goal?

[Tyler]

Be careful what you say, because we're probably going to insert ourselves 20 more than you want.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Ryan]

The other question is, how bad do you want it?

[Miles]

Okay, hold on, hold on. Save it. Do you want help with this, or is this you and your own journey?

[Jared]

I would say six out of ten.

[Miles]

Okay, so probably, like, an eight.

[Jared]

Maybe four. Four out of ten.

[Miles]

So, like, how many pep talks do you need a week?

[Jared]

I'm just, like, maybe once a week, like, if I'm eating something bad, be like, are you sure you want to eat that?

[Miles]

Okay, all right.

[Jared]

Maybe twice.

[Ryan]

All right.

[Miles]

I can do that.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

And do you.

[Miles]

Do you.

[Ryan]

Do you process, like, aggressive motivation?

[Miles]

Yeah. What type of motivation do you.

[Ryan]

Because that matters.

[Jared]

I don't like that, though.

[Miles]

So you want me to, like, rub your back and tell you that you're doing great, but stop eating that?

[Jared]

That would be better than, like, getting in my face about it.

[Ryan]

No.

[Miles]

Yeah, we're not gonna get in your face.

[Ryan]

I'm not gonna get.

[Miles]

Not gonna get in your face.

[Tyler]

What about shaming? Can we shame you? Would that work?

[Miles]

What about passive aggressiveness? You into that?

[Jared]

Oh, it's your second lunch today, Jared.

[Miles]

Oh, wow. Yeah, I guess. I guess July 4th is a long time away.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you're right, Jared, you have plenty of time.

[Miles]

You could definitely be. Make up that terrible choice you made tomorrow.

[Tyler]

I hope you're not eating tomorrow after that.

[Jared]

I accept that. That's better than, like, calling me a piggy, I guess.

[Miles]

Well, no, no, no. What if I was like, jared, come on, man. We.

[Ryan]

You.

[Miles]

You want to get there or not? Not like, Jared, you're a fat piece of. For eating that.

[Ryan]

And you can say that.

[Miles]

Oink, oink. And I can say that because I used to be an Oinker.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah. First one's better. Yeah.

[Miles]

So wait, of. Of what? The aggressive but not name calling, right?

[Jared]

Okay, yeah.

[Miles]

No name. So the worst one is. Is name calling.

[Jared]

Yeah. Don't call me Dave.

[Miles]

So if I was like, Jared this weekend, you ate like a piece of. You are scum of the earth. You would hate it if I said that to you.

[Jared]

Yeah, I wouldn't like it.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Jared]

I wouldn't. Motivate me.

[Ryan]

Good to know.

[Miles]

Good to know. It's good to know.

[Jared]

Make me go for a while.

[Miles]

It's part of being a good coach is understanding how to motivate your players.

[Ryan]

Exactly.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And every athlete's different.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Miles]

Like. Like Tyler only responds to that because the way he was raised, you know. Oh, you're gonna eat that, Tyler. Well, guess what? You're gonna run home in the headlights. Running home in the headlights. Great band or album name. And. And Ryan, actually, I don't even know if I could match his energy. You know what I mean? He's gonna do it to himself before I even can. I imagine he's. I feel like he's eating a donut in his office. He's like, God, you pieces shed.

[Ryan]

Why are you eating this white goodman?

[Tyler]

I feel like Ryan would respond. He. We would be able to motivate Ryan more by being nice like, oh, dude, you deserve that donut. Absolutely.

[Miles]

No, I don't know.

[Tyler]

Cheat day, dude, you're right.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I like to be challenged.

[Tyler]

So you would rather if I went in there, into your office and you're. I know you're on a diet and you're scarfing a donut, I'd be like, you deserve that donut, man. Absolutely. Have that.

[Ryan]

If you said it like kind of as like a snarky joke, then I would take to it.

[Tyler]

I would fuck you. I'm throwing this donor away.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Miles]

No, I don't think you would.

[Ryan]

No, I. Yeah, and I definitely would. I. The. The best thing for me is for someone to challenge me. Yeah, I think.

[Miles]

Yeah, you're right. So be like, yeah, I knew you couldn't do it. Exactly.

[Ryan]

That's. That's spot on. If you saw me eat a donut.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I knew you couldn't lose £20 by.

[Miles]

That's. I think that's how I would be motivated as well.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yep.

[Jared]

And then like a. At the end of it, I know you couldn't do it.

[Miles]

You just get a. A cream filled Bismarck donut to the back of the head.

[Jared]

Knuckle sandwich.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Extra ketchup.

[Ryan]

No, it's good to know, though, Jared.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Ryan]

I'll keep myself in line.

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah, you better. Also. I won't do it.

[Ryan]

Well, I also brought the scale in, so this wouldn't have happened without me. And I also gave you this whole proposition. We accepted your revision of New Year's Eve resolution.

[Miles]

I appreciate that.

[Ryan]

So.

[Miles]

Well, should we take a break?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

All right, guys, I have been hammering my brunt pants that I'm currently wearing today, and I am a little bit shocked because I'm kind of a picky pants guy. People know that about me. I'm kind of a picky pants guy.

[Ryan]

Especially after you lost weight.

[Miles]

Yeah. And I actually really like these.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Miles]

And I'm not surprised that I like them. I'm surprised because I'm such a picky pant guy.

[Tyler]

Everyone knows that about you too, how picky you are about your pants.

[Miles]

Yeah. People will be like, oh, miles, that guy. Yeah, he's the picky pants guy.

[Tyler]

I mean, you. At one point in this company's history, you thought about changing the name from you Bet you guy to Piggy pants guy.

[Miles]

Yeah. And I didn't. But I could have.

[Tyler]

You could have. Yep.

[Miles]

And Tyler, you've been wearing these as well. What I kind of like is in the winter months here, they feel like they're like blocking some wind.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah. There's a little extra. A little extra weight to them. They got some good weight to them.

[Miles]

Yeah, I like that.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And then, Ryan, I think yours is more breathable.

[Ryan]

Well, yeah. It's kind of funny you left me out of conversation right away because I'm sitting right next to you wearing it.

[Miles]

I see that.

[Ryan]

So I told you I had mine on before you sort of take yours off, but you didn't listen. So here we are, both brunted up.

[Miles]

Boots, pants I am a little bit jealous of. I really like that color you're wearing.

[Ryan]

I know. What kind of trying something new.

[Tyler]

Which ones are those, Ryan?

[Ryan]

Those are like the more Stella tech pants.

[Tyler]

Stello Tech.

[Ryan]

Costello.

[Miles]

You know Costello?

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Him and Abbott.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I, I, I remove Snow for about 2, 3 hours in these pants. Just like one layer underneath. And then my shoveling hoodie. And that was it.

[Tyler]

Nice.

[Ryan]

That was all I needed.

[Miles]

Nice. Yeah, it's, it's like, it's kind of nice. We just like, we have this workwear available. And like, now I'm like, okay, now I have to do more.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Well, I told the wife. He said, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get brunted. Up and head outside.

[Miles]

She goes, is that what we're saying now? Get brunted up. Yeah, I don't know, honey. I'm gonna put this bruntly. I'm gonna get grunted up and I'm gonna go do some brunt work in the garage.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'm gonna brunt at me when.

[Tyler]

You need me in the house again.

[Miles]

Yeah. If you hear any brunting going on in the garage, don't worry. I'm just doing some extra work.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I like it. I like the direction we're heading with this.

[Miles]

And then my wife's gonna be like to put it bruntly, honey, I wish that you would do the brunt work in the house and hang that picture frame. I'd be like, honey, these pants, they're not picture hanging pants.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Man. Wear pants. I'm gonna go hang stuff on the wall in the garage, not the house.

[Tyler]

With the exact same process, you know?

[Ryan]

So why don't you get yourself a pair of front pants and go hang that picture up? Whoops. No, just kidding. Be in the garage.

[Miles]

Love you.

[Jared]

It's full of road.

[Miles]

So, guys, you gotta check out the workwear over at br. A lot of good stuff. I've been really, you know, you guys know me. I could be the picky pants guy. And I. I really like these. So go check them out.

[Ryan]

Bruntworkware.com Are you rolling right now?

[Miles]

All right, guys. So was that on Patreon? We did that. Or when was that last week's episode?

[Tyler]

Was it Patreon?

[Jared]

Jared, I'm pretty sure the of you being in charge. Yep, that was Patreon. Okay, so Tyler's takeover is the episode.

[Miles]

So Tyler, we. We. We have a segment called Miles in Charge, and it's a scenario where I'm in charge. And we've been. We've been sharing it a little bit. Ryan's been in charge. Jared's been in charge. Tyler's been in charge. And Tyler's telling me that last week, two weeks ago, on Patreon, I took over his takeover.

[Tyler]

It's true.

[Miles]

Because it was his doomsday bunker. He told me to leave, which I did. I not say, okay, I'll leave. I left. He then Ryan said he set traps outside. My leg got caught in a trap, and then he told Ryan to go shoot me. So I don't know how I. I took that over.

[Tyler]

No, the patrons. The very first comment was like, I really liked Tyler in charge, Especially the part where Miles immediately took charge.

[Miles]

I did exactly what the guy in charge Told me to do the message, but that's what I'm saying.

[Ryan]

I did, I, I accidentally did. I was just doing what I was told by Tyler because he.

[Tyler]

I didn't tell you to shoot anything.

[Miles]

I can't believe I thought I was on my best behavior.

[Tyler]

No, no, you did.

[Ryan]

You did end up taking over the pet store in the mall, I think.

[Miles]

When that was my one time and that was a bit I was doing.

[Ryan]

No, I know. And I think it was the same last week. I think you're in the clear. I, I, I don't know.

[Miles]

You're on my side on this. Yes.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Well, because Tyler just left camp.

[Tyler]

Yeah, because I couldn't make any decisions. Miles was barking orders from the bear trap.

[Miles]

My leg was in a bear trap. And sorry it hurt. And I was screaming and rya at me. What did you want me to do? This was your world that you set up.

[Tyler]

I bet if we did a word count of that bit, I said the least words because I couldn't get anything.

[Miles]

What does that say about you in charge?

[Ryan]

I try.

[Tyler]

I was trying. I knew, I knew it was going to happen, which is why I tried to get rid of you immediately.

[Miles]

And it turns out I can do more harm than good by putting me outside.

[Tyler]

Yes. I try. I knew that Tyler charge would last 10 minutes unless I got rid of Miles, so I sent him to go fetch firewood right away. And then it devolved into Miles barking orders from a bear trap.

[Miles]

I wasn't barking orders. I was screaming. My leg was in a bear trap.

[Tyler]

I think you need to re listen to it.

[Ryan]

Well, I think the orders he was barking was like, get me out. Like, partially give me help.

[Miles]

I feel like that's not nor. I mean, I guess that is an order.

[Tyler]

Yeah, there was, there was a lot of orders being dealt. You had Ryan get you out of it. At one point, I just dipped out. I knew that it was going to devolve into.

[Miles]

Okay, so next time I'm caught in a bear trap at your bunker, I'll just say, hey, just let me lay here. Unless Tyler tells you to do.

[Tyler]

That's the point of it. I'm in charge.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I didn't.

[Miles]

All right. Okay. So we're going to try it again. We're going to try it again. I will be submissive to Tyler.

[Tyler]

Good.

[Miles]

You are my dominatrix. And I'm just here for what? However you want to play with me, Tyler.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You're supposed. So here we go.

[Jared]

I didn't peg you as a submissive hey.

[Miles]

So here we go. All right, so this is Tyler's taking charge. This is Tyler's super bowl party. And you give us a countdown. Three, two, one. And it's Tyler's show.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

It's Tyler's super bowl party. No one else can say anything.

[Tyler]

Okay?

[Jared]

Ted.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Three.

[Miles]

Go. Start at three.

[Ryan]

Sorry.

[Miles]

And then. I'm not giving any more orders.

[Ryan]

No, take her as a start.

[Tyler]

Dude, you can't do the countdown.

[Jared]

Why?

[Tyler]

Miles is in charge right now.

[Jared]

Oh, okay.

[Miles]

Well, after. No. Yeah. And then after that, I am just. I'm. I'm your little plaything. Okay, good.

[Tyler]

So you'll do what I tell you to, I promise.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you do what you're told.

[Tyler]

Okay. And.

[Miles]

But you're gonna kill me right away or what?

[Tyler]

No.

[Miles]

If I'm just dipping out of this.

[Jared]

We'll see.

[Tyler]

We'll see how it goes.

[Ryan]

Because this is a podcast with all of them.

[Miles]

Yeah, this is podcast.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jared]

All right. Three, two.

[Miles]

Don't kill me.

[Jared]

One. Super bowl party.

[Tyler]

All right, guys, super bowl party tomorrow afternoon. I'm gonna divvy out some responsibilities for each of you. Okay?

[Ryan]

What time?

[Tyler]

I feel like everybody can handle it. Ryan, that's a great question, because I want you on the timeline. I want you to be the person that sets up when we're going to be doing what. Okay.

[Ryan]

What time is the Puppy Bowl? Starting with no.

[Jared]

All day.

[Ryan]

Okay, wait. Well, I think it's. I think it's an 8am show up.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I like it. With that being said, Miles, Supreme Leader.

[Miles]

What do you need for me?

[Tyler]

Thank you, Miles. I would really like it if you were in charge of the meals. So I'm letting Miles be in charge of the meals at 8am what will we be eating during the Puppy Bowl?

[Miles]

Whatever the Supreme Leader wants.

[Tyler]

I want Miles to choose what we're eating.

[Miles]

Okay, I will choose.

[Tyler]

I need. Wait. I would like Jared, you and Jerry. Jared's your direct superior because Jared is in charge of fun, games and libations, entertainment. He's basically the. What would be the ATF of this super bowl party. So everything you decide has to go through Jared first, and then he'll call Tobacco Firearms, atf.

[Miles]

Yeah. Okay. Jared, do you want to just pick.

[Jared]

Pig skins in a blanket?

[Miles]

Okay. That's such a good idea. Will you tell Supreme Leader that I chose pigskins in a blanket?

[Jared]

Supreme Leader Miles chose pigskins in a blanket.

[Tyler]

Is that true? Did he choose it?

[Jared]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Oh, boy.

[Ryan]

We're a fucking team here.

[Jared]

Yeah, he took each. He picked it.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Okay. And the one thing I think that sucks about super bowl parties is that they're always just about to Super Bowl. So I'm looking for another theme here, and I want to open this question up to the whole group. Does anyone have any other ideas of what we could theme the super bowl party around? Like, football and. What? Football.

[Miles]

And this Supreme Leader, what do you like?

[Tyler]

I like all kinds of things. We could do a Star wars and football.

[Miles]

Okay, let's do Star wars and football, guys, if it's okay with Supremely.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I approve. I approve. Ryan, any ideas for it?

[Ryan]

Well, I like to backtrack. The only thing we're eating is pig skins in a blanket.

[Tyler]

That's just during the puppy bowl.

[Miles]

Hey, no talk back to the Supreme Leader.

[Ryan]

That's a valid question.

[Miles]

You run through Jarrett. Jared, that's okay.

[Tyler]

It is okay, Jared, any talkback that I need to be aware of.

[Jared]

Ryan is wondering if all we're having is pigskins in a blanket, and I.

[Ryan]

Would like to propose little smoking barbecue wieners.

[Jared]

And he wants to propose barbecue wings.

[Ryan]

Wieners.

[Jared]

Barbecue wings.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

I think he's saying he just wants wieners. More wieners.

[Tyler]

Okay, guys, so I'm hearing from our head of fun and games that barbecue wings are on the menu. Ryan, as you're in charge of food, what portion of the party will we be having? Wings.

[Ryan]

No, I'm not in charge of. In charge of timeline.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I want to know what time we're having wings. Sorry, you're right. You're in charge of the time.

[Ryan]

Well, I think Supreme Leader.

[Miles]

I don't mean it. Requests to make a comment, Supreme Leader.

[Tyler]

Actually, I need you to work on the Star wars ideas.

[Miles]

Okay, I will.

[Ryan]

I think we could have. We can have an early lunch.

[Tyler]

We'll.

[Ryan]

We'll peg them as appetizers. So 11:30?

[Tyler]

Okay, perfect.

[Jared]

A.m. or p.m. a.m. Okay, good.

[Tyler]

Anything on the Star wars stuff?

[Miles]

Miles, what's my budget? Supreme Leader.

[Tyler]

Unlimited budget. I. I won the lottery a week ago.

[Miles]

Okay, so we're gonna have George Lucas showing up. Is that okay?

[Tyler]

That's fantastic.

[Ryan]

Okay. G. Luke.

[Miles]

And when I say George Lucas, I mean the. The guy who leave. You seen, like, the Elvis impersonator. It's a George Lucas impersonator. Okay. George is actually gonna be at the. The. Yeah. Is that okay?

[Tyler]

That's fine.

[Miles]

That's fine.

[Tyler]

It's not as good as George himself. Where are we at on Mark Hamill?

[Miles]

Well, Mark was busy, too, but the guy who plays Jar Jar Binks is gonna. He's available. Do you want Me to book him?

[Tyler]

Yeah, he's actually having a huge comeback right now, so this is a big get for us, so good on you.

[Miles]

Yeah. Okay.

[Ryan]

Book him.

[Tyler]

Oh, what time should he show up, ryan?

[Ryan]

Games at 5:30. I'd probably say 9am is probably a good.

[Tyler]

Okay, get him there just in time for the pigs in the blanket.

[Ryan]

Pigs in a blanket. And if we need any extra help, too.

[Jared]

And then blue milk. We'll drink blue belt.

[Tyler]

Nice. Nice.

[Miles]

Jar Jar. What's Jar Jar's name?

[Jared]

I.

[Tyler]

Forget it.

[Miles]

Mr. Binks.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Miles]

He's like 10 grand an hour. Do we want him showing up?

[Tyler]

That's fine. Unlimited budget. Unlimited budget.

[Miles]

All right. Should we have him stay overnight?

[Tyler]

Yeah, ask him how much he wants to do the Jar Jar voice.

[Miles]

Okay, I'll. I'll call them quick.

[Tyler]

Okay, thanks.

[Ryan]

We talking like, scale 1 to 10 or like a lot or a little or. What's the scale?

[Tyler]

I mean, I think in a perfect world It'd be about 50. 50.

[Miles]

He's telling me 100 grand for full Jar Jar.

[Jared]

So you said Misa wants 10 grand.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Misa want 10 bucks. 10 grand. Buckarooskis. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Unlimited budget. Unlimited budget. Yep.

[Ryan]

Give me her a nine again.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

In charge of funny games.

[Jared]

What.

[Tyler]

What's the gambling situation gonna be like?

[Jared]

We're gonna do super bowl squares, and then we're do super bowl bingo, and then we're gonna do. We're gonna have like a little roller coaster with the Millennium Falcon on it in the backyard.

[Tyler]

Nice.

[Miles]

Direct. Superior. Did we get the rights to say Super Bowl? Yes, we did.

[Jared]

Yeah. He's got a limited budget.

[Tyler]

Got it.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Another question for the group.

[Miles]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Can we.

[Miles]

Anything.

[Tyler]

Can we mix up some of the super bowl gambling? Not that I don't like your ideas, Jared, but I think we need to mix it up a little bit on the super bowl betting.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Ryan]

I mean, can we have less games?

[Tyler]

Yeah, but, like, we already have a.

[Ryan]

Game going on the tv. How are we gonna focus on.

[Tyler]

The squares are a game. Everyone plays the squares. I want to gamble. What's the gambling situation?

[Jared]

That chess game they play in episode four, we'll play that in the millennium.

[Tyler]

Okay. We can have that off to the side. I don't want that to be a main thing. I just. We need to get some more money involved in this. That's what everyone loves about football. Especially when your teams are not playing. Right.

[Jared]

Double down. Double down.

[Tyler]

Ryan. Sorry.

[Miles]

Answers.

[Ryan]

I have. I. I have more of a question than an answer.

[Tyler]

Please.

[Ryan]

How did you get in charge. How did you get in this position? You haven't made a single decision on your own yet.

[Tyler]

That's what good leaders do. They delegate.

[Ryan]

I know, but good leaders get to a spot because they make important decisions before that.

[Miles]

Hey, he is the best leader. He's really good at this.

[Tyler]

I have all the money, so that's probably a really big part of it.

[Jared]

Money is power.

[Tyler]

That's right.

[Ryan]

This party's gonna suck. You can have everyone show up at 4:30 games at 5:30.

[Tyler]

Why are you mad? I didn't even give you a shitty job this time.

[Ryan]

We're still in character. We're not. This is not real life.

[Tyler]

No, I know. I'm asking you because you keep.

[Ryan]

You think you have more power than you deserve.

[Tyler]

He's mad because of the wieners thing. Hey, for you we're gonna have a whole thing of barbecue wieners.

[Ryan]

Let's fucking go. I'm back. Back to 9am okay.

[Jared]

Keeps it out with the invitations. People are gonna get confused.

[Ryan]

We can have gift bag, goodie bags for people attending. How many people are. How many people are gonna be here?

[Tyler]

Each one. Each person is gonna get a personalized lightsaber because of the Star wars theme. They're gonna get a hundred dollars to gamble with. Yes.

[Miles]

Miles, I just. I'm really sorry. I do not want to derail this. Do you want this? It's pretty important.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Remind me again what time of day it is and what day it is right now. Is this Saturday? This. The Saturday before? I just don't have my. I don't have my phone on me, so I didn't know what day it was.

[Jared]

And it was daylight savings, I guess.

[Miles]

It's all messed up. Your wife's in labor and I know this may throw a wrench and stuff, but I just wanted, you know, I didn't want to do. We had a lot of good momentum going. I just wanted to let you know that she did go into labor.

[Tyler]

Okay. Yeah. And.

[Miles]

And right. Like right now.

[Tyler]

And I knew that this was a possibility.

[Miles]

And as your personal assistant, I feel like you should probably know that.

[Tyler]

Yeah. No, I appreciate you letting me know. And I think since you are my personal assistant, why don't you give her a call and let her know that a hall of fame batting average is.750 and I was there for the first three.

[Miles]

And you want me to deliver that?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Why don't you go ahead and give her a call and do you want.

[Miles]

Me to say it as me or as you? Because I get A little confused sometimes with your personal assistant when I'm relaying information. Information is you give me direct. Direct quotes. And then I say it, like with the direct quote. But then she thinks I'm saying that.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's fine. I don't care what you want me to do.

[Miles]

Direct quote.

[Ryan]

I think if you just finish with don't.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I want you to say exactly. I want you to say, a Hall of fame batting average is.750.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

He made it for the first three.

[Miles]

What's up, sugar tits? How are you? You wearing that little number that we talked about or no? Oh, yeah, yeah. I can't wait to eat them off you later.

[Ryan]

Jesus.

[Miles]

Say, also, I know that you have liquid leaking down your leg because your water broke, but, you know, hall of fame batting average is.750. So I made it to the first three. Not gonna make it to this one. Love you.

[Tyler]

You see, that wasn't exactly.

[Miles]

She's good. She's good. Yeah.

[Ryan]

That wasn't.

[Miles]

You told me to act with agency as you. Yeah. And that's how that went.

[Tyler]

So now I'm in a crossroads here. I can't tell if you're banging my wife. That was just really intense role playing.

[Miles]

No, I want you to imagine that I was you. And that's why I'm just trying to do my job for the Supreme Leader the best way possible. And for me to be really businessy with your wife, seems like that's. You wouldn't be like that.

[Tyler]

That.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And I think. I think I have a different job for you. I think going forward, you've been doing great, but I'm just going to have you on the blue milk bowl the whole party. Just keep those glasses full. All right.

[Miles]

All right. I can do that.

[Tyler]

That's the.

[Ryan]

Are you not showing up because you don't think it's your kid?

[Tyler]

No, I just.

[Miles]

I would.

[Tyler]

Hall of Fame already. And how often do you have unlimited money to throw a Super bowl party?

[Miles]

And Jar Jar Binks is going to.

[Tyler]

Be there, and I can't miss Jar Jar Binks. I'm going to have this kid my whole life.

[Ryan]

So can we compliment blue. The blue milk bowl with blue chew bowl?

[Tyler]

Sure. That'll be for the after party.

[Ryan]

I mean, it's a big.

[Jared]

That's right. We always have our yearly orgy.

[Ryan]

It's the big game.

[Miles]

It's one of my favorite traditions that we have. You know, Tyler's. Tyler's wife's not going to be there this year. I mean, she might be able to make it. Actually, she just texted me, said it might, depending on how it goes.

[Jared]

It was funny because the last super bowl was nine months ago.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Interesting.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I don't know anything to do with that.

[Tyler]

So I think we're set. I think that's. I think we're good to go.

[Miles]

So I'm just Milk bowl guy.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you're Milk boy.

[Miles]

All right. I could be. I could be. I'll be the best goddamn milk boy you've ever seen.

[Jared]

You'll be Milk man by the end of the night.

[Miles]

That's true.

[Tyler]

Y.

[Ryan]

You should ask your wife.

[Miles]

Great alter ego for the post game.

[Jared]

How could I forget the post game orgy?

[Ryan]

Since we have a limited budget, we could get Blue. We could get him to pull Blue Origin into the. Into the driveway just for.

[Miles]

Just for luck. Want to do the post game orgy in the Blue Origin?

[Ryan]

We got Blue Milk, Blue Shoe, and Blue Origin.

[Tyler]

What's Blue Origin?

[Miles]

I think we're only missing one thing.

[Ryan]

Thing. That would be Blue Balls.

[Jared]

No.

[Tyler]

The Blue man group.

[Ryan]

No.

[Miles]

Well, they can come.

[Jared]

Blue.

[Miles]

I think you're forgetting about Ms. Blue.

[Jared]

The goat.

[Ryan]

Miss Bunny.

[Miles]

What do they imagine after the game? Ryan walks up to her and says it just like that. Ms. Bonnet.

[Ryan]

Ms. Bonnet.

[Tyler]

He's doing like a shitty Sean Connery 007. Yeah, the name's Blue.

[Ryan]

Yeah, see, I like where your guys's heads are at.

[Tyler]

What do we. What are the. She could be the master of ceremonies for the post. The after party.

[Ryan]

Sure. Part of the libations.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

For those attending.

[Tyler]

All right. Ready? Break.

[Jared]

Break.

[Miles]

There you go. Feels good.

[Ryan]

What a party.

[Tyler]

I wish I could remember Jar Jar's real name.

[Miles]

Like the actor, Mr. Banks.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

All right. So there you go, Tyler. See, I. I told you I. I don't always have to be in charge.

[Tyler]

Good. That was great.

[Miles]

I don't always have to be in charge. And I thought.

[Ryan]

I. I thought for a second you were gonna. You were gonna. You let in with the wife and labor deal so that he would have to go to the hospital so that you could sneak in again.

[Miles]

That was the plan.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

All right. But then I decided to pivot. He clearly is an absent father.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's okay. That's okay.

[Tyler]

And I knew that was the plan. I. I couldn't get myself. Get diverted.

[Miles]

Yeah, you passed the test. See, that's what those are, the tough decisions you have to make when you're in charge.

[Jared]

Charge.

[Miles]

People think being in charge is a piece of cake. And then all of a sudden you're staring down the barrel of either seeing Jar Jar or the birth of your fourth mythical son.

[Ryan]

See, the other piece of this, though, is Jared made you the milkman, and the milkman is notorious for knocking up wives.

[Jared]

I know.

[Miles]

So the whole thing. And that's. We're just. We don't have anything canon to add to that. People are. Have to fill in the blanks themselves.

[Jared]

Right.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And that's. There's a reason I didn't make him the mailman, you know, because that's. That's today's milkman.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

The Amazon man.

[Tyler]

Yeah. There's a reason I didn't make him the Amazon delivery driver.

[Miles]

Doug Hen. Hell, yeah.

[Jared]

We got a Patreon question. Glassman, the ass man. What would it take for the boys to get a YB tattoo?

[Tyler]

I've said I'd get one for years. I just never have. I almost got one in the Ozarks when we were in those arcs. We were canned, but the tattoo parlor was closed.

[Miles]

What are you laughing about?

[Ryan]

I. I was just like, yeah, I've been thinking about getting one forever. I just haven't yet.

[Tyler]

It's kind of like. Yeah, I know how that sounds, but I would do it. I just. I'm not gonna go schedule it on a Saturday afternoon where there's no, like, it would be with all of us together, like, in Nashville, drunk or something, thing.

[Miles]

I don't know. It's like, I don't have any tattoos.

[Ryan]

Same.

[Miles]

So I feel like it's kind of lame just to get the YB logo tattooed, and then that's the only tattoo, because then I have. You can't just have one tattoo.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You know, you're like the girls with the, like, little feather on the. Like, on their side of their arm. You know what I mean? And it's like. Or, like, on the side of their finger, they have a smiley or, like, a mustache. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. That's great.

[Miles]

And then it's like. Like, oh, you were silly one time and then couldn't commit to another thing.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you couldn't be silly twice. You know, it's.

[Miles]

But I think for me, you know, you throw some money around, I'd maybe get a tattoo, the YB logo. Otherwise, you know, I'm also trying to. You know, my body is a vessel, and I'm trying to keep it clean for the pearly gates. So.

[Tyler]

That ship sailed for me. I'll get it.

[Ryan]

I think. Yeah. I think I'd have to be. I think it would. It would have to be. It would have to be a Group agreement face somewhere Nashville. Mexico.

[Tyler]

Somewhere.

[Jared]

Mexico.

[Miles]

Not getting a tattoo in Mexico.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

South Texas.

[Tyler]

Where would you guys get it?

[Ryan]

El Paso.

[Tyler]

What about Deadwood?

[Jared]

We out.

[Tyler]

We're not trip to Deadwood's fine.

[Ryan]

Yeah, just somewhere not here with a.

[Jared]

Couple pistols on the side of it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

If I can fancy up the logo, I'm maybe more into it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Do something silly with it.

[Tyler]

I'm definitely more into it now than with the new logo too.

[Miles]

I was thinking that I could probably just start with something simple like all the way across my back or like full chest. Cuz the logo actually fits really well.

[Tyler]

Do you know who Cody Rhodes is?

[Miles]

No.

[Ryan]

Wwe.

[Tyler]

He's w. Doesn't he have the United States on his neck?

[Jared]

He's got like a US Skull almost.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I could see you getting like a full, the full outline of the United States from your, the back of your neck to like your throat.

[Miles]

Yeah. Or I could do the Post Malone and just do like. Oh yeah, you betcha. Underneath my eyes.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you could.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Or lower back.

[Miles]

Little tramp.

[Tyler]

Everything comes back in in style. So you just be ahead of things.

[Miles]

We'll just do a you, we'll just do a you bet you logo with an arrow pointing down on my tramp stamp.

[Jared]

It says butter.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's just like then people are gonna try to figure out what it means. It doesn't mean just adding an arrow to any tattoo. I feel like makes people very confused.

[Tyler]

Like where do I look now? Is it, is it that way on his body or just that way in space?

[Jared]

Yeah, I get, I'm with stupid tattoo.

[Miles]

Arrow pointed somewhere and it's. Yeah, I just get it on this part of my neck and it's pointing at Ryan. Every podcast.

[Jared]

That's a good bet.

[Miles]

God, you'd be pissed.

[Ryan]

Yeah. But just the way we were sitting you, you wouldn't be able like 3d it out towards me.

[Tyler]

Right. Realistically, if you had to get one gun to your head, where would you get it?

[Jared]

Shoulder blade.

[Miles]

I, I, I don't mind like a upper thigh. You know it's kind of, I was.

[Ryan]

Thinking too, I would upper thigh or.

[Miles]

An ash cheek would be nice as.

[Tyler]

Cheek would be funny.

[Miles]

Be a good bit probably if, if there's a gun in my head, it's probably as cheek.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I probably get mine in my armpits.

[Tyler]

It that would hurt.

[Ryan]

Oh very much. So I'd probably go then if I just, if I didn't want to like, if I didn't want to see like if I didn't want to see it. I wouldn't be able to unless I'm doing chest, like, chest press and, you.

[Tyler]

Know, a Michael calf shoulder press.

[Miles]

Calf.

[Tyler]

I think it would fit. That's a good shape for a calf tat.

[Ryan]

The gooch is not a bad spot either in terms of lack of visibility.

[Tyler]

Ryan in the TAT2 parlor.

[Miles]

And then. That is quite the brunt ad you just did, Tyler. There you go. Brunt.

[Tyler]

Ryan just got his brunt tatted.

[Jared]

His bruntal.

[Miles]

I might go. I might go inside of the lip.

[Ryan]

Yeah, inside lip, underneath the tongue.

[Jared]

Eyelids.

[Tyler]

Nice.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

No, if I'm being serious about it, though, I think. Think either up. Yeah, up. Upper thigh low. Like, mid quad, maybe.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I wouldn't want to go too high up on the thigh. Maybe mid. Yeah.

[Ryan]

I wouldn't want him seeing. I won't want him to have to shave my nuts in order to get.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

I don't want to go too high because I don't want my spiel covering it up. Maybe I'll do it, like, right where my fupa's at. And, like, so then it's like, you could add some hands to it, and it would make it look like it was, like, poking out. Like, poking out the top of my Speedo.

[Tyler]

That'd be funny.

[Miles]

And then I just shave my pube so that it looks like the logo's got hair, you know, like, I could part it and curl it. Well, it'll already be curly. I could straighten it.

[Jared]

Just straight pubes.

[Miles]

People aren't straightening their pubes enough.

[Tyler]

Have you guys seen the tattoo trend?

[Miles]

Do like the. You dye it. Dye it even more jet black. And then you do the. The straighten it and swoop it across the top.

[Ryan]

I mean, you guys are just. You're speaking Jimmy Butler preseason media photos.

[Tyler]

You know, have you guys seen. It is a tattoo trend now, like, girls will get. I've seen one. A Bigfoot or a dog or something on their leg and outline, and then they just don't shave the hair inside the tattoo.

[Miles]

I kind of like that.

[Tyler]

It's a funny bit.

[Miles]

I mean, not on. Not on my wife. I don't think I like that. But someone else's wife. That's pretty funny.

[Tyler]

Totally fine. Yeah.

[Jared]

I dig it.

[Ryan]

Ah, it's gross.

[Miles]

Really, ryan. I mean, that's clever. I would have never have thought of that. I mean, I guess I just did with the hair on the thing. Yeah, I guess I did think of it. I guess that is really smart by me.

[Jared]

Guess that makes Me. Clever.

[Tyler]

I guess I started that trend.

[Miles]

Yeah. I thought of that idea before I even knew it was an idea. So it basically made me start it.

[Jared]

Unicorn.

[Miles]

Yeah. How'd we end up here? Tattoo.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Miles]

What about you, Jerry? Where are you getting it?

[Jared]

I'd say shoulder blade. I don't. That's the first thing I popped in my head.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's safe. You can wear a tank, cover it up.

[Jared]

And I never take my shirt off in public.

[Tyler]

Then it's going to be in the way of when you get your last name tattooed across the back of your shoulders. You told me you were going to do that.

[Jared]

Yeah, it's true.

[Tyler]

Really?

[Miles]

Because he told me he was going to get Chosen One across the back.

[Tyler]

You're right.

[Miles]

With angel's wings and a cross.

[Tyler]

That's what he's changing his last name to. Chosen One.

[Miles]

And then he was gonna get a choker necklace tattooed around his neck is what he told me.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

He'll say something. His words, not mine.

[Jared]

Yeah. So just a few. Get inked up.

[Miles]

So taint upper thigh or butt? Koopa calf, probably shoulder blade. H. I like it. Potential fupa, depending FA.

[Jared]

Time for the weigh in.

[Miles]

All right. You want to weigh in?

[Jared]

Yep. I'm just going to do it out there. Or should I bring it in?

[Miles]

I think you should bring it. I want to commentate this. And we actually have a square right there. Or maybe you could go right. You go right in between us here.

[Jared]

Does it work on carpet, Ryan?

[Ryan]

Yeah, it should.

[Tyler]

Wherever we put it, it has to stay there for every weight.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I'll go grab. To be consistent.

[Miles]

So we'll scoot this table and we'll put them on the hard carpet here.

[Tyler]

Are we. Should we take bets on what we think Jared's gonna weigh?

[Miles]

2. 27.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

It's trying. You're trying to get to 200?

[Jared]

Yeah. 205.

[Miles]

205.

[Ryan]

I'll guess 222 and a half.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

Okay. So you're gonna have to weigh in with this outfit. Jeans. Shoot. Those shoes and a sweatshirt and the brunt hat. Okay.

[Ryan]

In. On in July. Yeah.

[Miles]

2. 227 is what I said. What about you?

[Tyler]

Yeah, I'll go right. I'll just split the difference. Go. 225.

[Miles]

2.

[Ryan]

24 and a half. 224.6.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Miles]

2.24.2. So you need to be. Well, first of all, nice, Jared. I was close.

[Tyler]

You were. You're very.

[Miles]

You probably saw him step on it earlier.

[Ryan]

No, did not. Did I? No, I just.

[Miles]

I know my scale, 224.2. That means you need to be 204.2. Well, we wait for him his headphones. That means you need to be 220.204.2 by July. July 4th. By the 4th of July he seems jacked.

[Tyler]

Totally doable.

[Miles]

That tells me that before the weekend he was like 222. Weren't you?

[Jared]

Yeah, I was around.

[Miles]

God damn it. He did it.

[Jared]

This is huge. I had a lot of fried chicken today. I had three pieces, felt like a block punch. Made popcorn last night with lots of butter. Had some ice cream too.

[Ryan]

So when do we start?

[Miles]

Right now.

[Jared]

Right now. Now we go.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Now we go.

[Miles]

All right.

[Ryan]

All right.

[Jared]

Just celery for celery and water for dinner.

[Miles]

Bone broth.

[Tyler]

Bone broth for every meal until July.

[Jared]

Yeah, exactly.

[Miles]

All right. Is that it? Jared, you got a fun fact.

[Jared]

You'd have to watch 127 hours about 81 times to equal 127 hours.

[Miles]

How many times 81.

[Jared]

About 81.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

That's a pretty damn good movie. If you know, if you haven't seen it.

[Miles]

What is the plot stock?

[Tyler]

It's a true story. A guy, he rides bikes around like these. And they're not dunes, but it's like.

[Ryan]

This, you know those like cool looking caves and in like Arizona or the Grand Canyon.

[Miles]

Yeah. He gets trapped into a rock.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

He falls in this crack and then a rock falls down and pins his arm between the cave. The cave wall. He spoilers for anyone. He cuts his own arm off to survive.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean that makes sense. 81 times.

[Jared]

Around 81 times.

[Miles]

Now you tell me if it's coincidence. 81. Kobe Bryant.

[Ryan]

Kobe Bryant.

[Miles]

81 points in one game. Mamba Mentality to cut your own arm off.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Terrell Owens.

[Miles]

What'd you think I was going with that, Jared. So with the helicopter. What? What?

[Ryan]

He was saved by a helicopter, I think, wasn't he?

[Tyler]

Maybe airlift.

[Miles]

That would be. Talk about bad luck. You cut your own arm off, you survive. They hella heli helicopter you out of there and then you Kobe Bryant it on the way back. That would be Kobe. That would be bad luck.

[Tyler]

I know. He runs into other hikers and that's how he. Oh, like he. When he cuts it off, he finally gets out and he almost dies because he still can't find anyone. And then he runs in some other hikers and they give him his water and.

[Miles]

I was not gonna go there. You went there. I did not. I was talking Mamba mentality.

[Jared]

I apologize.

[Miles]

Because Kobe Bryant would cut his own arm off to get out of that rock.

[Tyler]

Bite it off.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Randy Moss, New England Patriots.

[Miles]

And then he'd somehow still score 81 points in a game with one arm.

[Tyler]

It's worth double if you only have one arm.

[Jared]

So that's in the rulebook.

[Miles]

That would be so sad.

[Tyler]

162 points.

[Jared]

Points.

[Ryan]

There was a. There was a guy.

[Miles]

Six points for a three pointer would be a cheat code.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

In football.

[Ryan]

No, in basketball. His name was like Hansel. Hansel something. He had one arm.

[Tyler]

One.

[Ryan]

Hansel One.

[Jared]

All right.

[Miles]

Is that you, Jared?

[Jared]

That's all I have.

[Miles]

Well, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of you Bet you radio. Have a great week. We'll see you in the next one.

[Ryan]

Oh, you betcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

If you still have cable or dish tv, what is one movie playing that will make you stop scrolling and tune in? Gone in 60 seconds is mine.

[Ryan]

Really nice.

[Miles]

It was actually like, I'm a. You know, movies that came out when I was like, you know, between the ages of like 10 and like 20. I feel like I always stop on those. Any Will Ferrell movie, maybe. Maybe some. Maybe the Bourne movies will make me stop. But then you get into the Bourne movie and you're like, ah, I forgot how boring this is. If you just come into it in the middle. Born in. It's borning. At times I'm trying to think of other movies that would make me stop. Ocean's Eleven, Dumb and Dumber, but that's not on very often. I'll. I'll. You know, if it's around Christmas time, I'll sauce into a Harry Potter movie. See what's going on.

[Jared]

Is that a Christmas series? Like they.

[Miles]

They usually do a marathon around Christmas because every single movie has a Christmas scene in it.

[Jared]

Gotcha.

[Miles]

You know, it makes total sense that the wizards who have magic believe in Christ, AKA Christmas.

[Tyler]

I don't know.

[Miles]

It's very strange.

[Jared]

Pounding a liquid lucky and like.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's like holy lucky, lucky liquid.

[Jared]

Is that what it is, Miles?

[Miles]

It's liquid luck.

[Jared]

Liquid luck.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Is that in Harry Potter? Yeah, I've seen them all. Yes, I have. I just don't retain like that.

[Jared]

Always got to rewind it.

[Miles]

I don't know what other movies.

[Ryan]

I mean. You're missing one. One of the best triple X. Triple X?

[Miles]

Yeah. Fast and Furious movies. I will. Because they're basically the same.

[Ryan]

Pretty much the same thing. Yeah. Triple X. And we're talking cable. We're not talking WWW. Triple X. We're talking cable Triple X.

[Jared]

Safer work.

[Ryan]

Triple X. Yep. Yes. Sfw.

[Jared]

What's the plot of that one again?

[Ryan]

I couldn't tell you.

[Miles]

Why? Because I get very similar to Fast and Furious. This isn't Vin Diesel in it too.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. He's the main guy.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's just Fast and Furious, but with a different name. Yeah, but with three X's instead of two F's.

[Ryan]

Like, I think there's some component that could end the world. And it's like it's Vin Diesel trying to. Trying to get it back from the bad guys.

[Miles]

Doesn't he jump off a train or something too?

[Ryan]

Train or a cliff.

[Miles]

Jumps in the water. There's also exact same scene in like, Fast and Furious 5 or something.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jared]

I wonder if Vin Diesel and Fast Furious ever drives a Diesel vehicle.

[Tyler]

Go.

[Ryan]

I think he drives a Mustang. I don't know. It's usually like a black muscle car, it seems like. Or a darker. Darker colored black muscle or. Yeah, yep. You get it.

[Jared]

I'd say mine would be like Forest Gump.

[Miles]

Yeah, Forest Gump's good.

[Jared]

Shaw Shank is one. That's about it. I can't think of any others.

[Miles]

I'm trying to think Star wars once in a while. Like, it's all predicated on my mood. Dude.

[Jared]

Yeah. You know, Back to the Future. That's when I watch a lot always on tv.

[Miles]

Noah Transformers.

[Ryan]

That one's on a lot.

[Miles]

Michael Bay.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that one. I'll stop.

[Miles]

Josh Duhammel.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Fargo boy. Also, I like how you named all of the ones except for Megan Fox. Get the out of here. Come on, man. I was like 8 years old when.

[Tyler]

That movie came out.

[Miles]

I was more focused on the robots. We were just starting. No, no, no. It was. It was the transitional period that was. I feel like. I feel like at 8 years old, I was. I was like. I was Optimist prime. To be able to be interested in Megan Fox.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I think the blood started flowing.

[Miles]

I think that was. That could have been like a catalyst for you to discover boner. It was. It was a transitional moment. Everyone's got that woman who required you to discover boners.

[Ryan]

Yeah. For me, it was Anna Cornucova.

[Miles]

Tennis player. So specific. That's such a niche pick.

[Ryan]

Sports illustrate. Swimsuit Edition. Buddies at school, they bring it in. I'd. I'd pay him like five bucks for the poster and put it inside my locker.

[Miles]

What's her name?

[Ryan]

Anna Kournikova.

[Miles]

You don't even know who Anacort you are so young.

[Ryan]

Crazy.

[Miles]

You are so young.

[Ryan]

She was one of the best. Still is the best looking.

[Jared]

Might have to go to the bathroom for a little bit.

[Miles]

Noah. I have no idea how to even spell it. Oh, that was.

[Ryan]

I was Anna Kournikova. And then a couple years later, it was. Was it. Is it Kate Hudson? Justin Verlander's wife?

[Miles]

Yes. Kate Upton.

[Ryan]

Kate Upton.

[Miles]

Yes. That was later. You'd already discovered.

[Ryan]

Yeah, a couple years later. Yeah. But she was. She was the next, you know, hot thing in Swimsuit Edition.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I mean, again, I was. I was like 12.

[Miles]

You gotta get transformed back. He transformered back to that time. She was. Yeah, top tier. What time. What time period is that? When is that year?

[Ryan]

That would have been seventh grade, so I would have been like 12.

[Jared]

2007.

[Miles]

Okay. Ryan's just popping bees, so he opens up his locker. That was like Transformers. That was like when that movie.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's like 2007. That was a huge Transformers guy too.

[Miles]

Makes sense.

[Ryan]

And my favorite artist, you know, for a long time has been mgk. So. Sir, what is mjk? Megan Fox.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. I was thinking about the reference there.

[Ryan]

And I was stuck. You guys gotta get cultured like me.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's the guy who can't retain any.

[Jared]

Anything. Doesn't know what liquid luck is holding two dicks. Heavenly Hunks update. Those things are so dry and they are about equivalent to biting into a cat tail.

[Miles]

So I convinced my wife to buy the big Heavenly Hunk.

[Jared]

I'm.

[Miles]

I'm now a big Heavenly Hun guy. Like, yeah, the bigger the hunk, the more heavenly it is.

[Ryan]

Yeah, absolutely. Did you get the peanut butter ones? Yeah, those are the ones you can't get. The chocolate chip ones are way better.

[Miles]

See, I couldn't disagree more. And maybe.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I have a whole bag of peanut butter at my house. I'll bring them for you. Oh, yeah, I can't.

[Miles]

I actually forgot I have them in the pantry. I'm gonna go home tonight and I'm gonna have a couple Heavenly Hunks. Deep throat those hunks.

[Jared]

Yeah, it's gonna be a long night.

[Miles]

You know what, dude? Whatever about, you know, maybe you just. Just, Just drink some water, some milk. Just drink some. That actually be really good with it.

[Tyler]

It would.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Do a bowl of that if you.

[Ryan]

If you were to crumble them up like cereal. Oh, my God.

[Miles]

I do that later. My kids got whole milk, little whole milk, extra.

[Ryan]

That's all I drink now.

[Miles]

That's all we have in the fridge.

[Ryan]

Whole milk is fire.

[Miles]

Yeah, I mean, I just. It's fine if you just don't get it, then you don't get it. Don't I? I'm not gonna feed this heavenly hunk slander right now.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Meanwhile, he's holding two bags of dicks.

[Jared]

Or whatever is holding two dicks.

[Miles]

Holding two dicks. Yeah, It's a lot of dicks, guys. If you want more, you bet your radio you gotta check out our Patreon. You gotta go to patreon.com radio or look us up on the app. And we have have hundreds of hours of other episodes on there that you can't get unless you're signed up. So you got to check us out on Patreon. You bet your radio, baby.