What's Lame In Your 20's But Cool In Your 30's 🎙 #350

Summary

Podcast Summary: "What's Lame In Your 20's But Cool In Your 30's"

You Betcha Radio, Episode #350 • October 29, 2025
Hosts: Myles (You Betcha Guy), Ryan, Tyler, Jerrod

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Episode Overview

The You Betcha Radio crew dives full force into the perennial question: "What’s lame in your 20s but cool in your 30s?" This laughter-filled, nostalgia-laced chat celebrates the joys of growing up Midwestern with old friends, spicy chili, and strong opinions about comfort, self-care, money, motorcycles, and more—peppered with signature self-deprecating humor and authentic Midwest sensibility. The episode moves from deeper reflections on aging and preferences to wild hypotheticals, a Halloween costume photo guessing game, and a running joke about Ryan’s (dubious) quest to become a motorcycle guy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Lame-to-Cool Evolution List

The hosts trade off on what becomes surprisingly enjoyable as you move into your thirties:

• Early Nights & Routines

  • Myles: “Going home at like 8:30 is just the best feeling in the world.” (00:41)
  • Ryan: “Routines in your 30’s are sick. A routine when you’re 23 blows.” (01:26)
  • Justification: routines make life manageable with kids and work; spontaneity loses its allure.

• Financial Adulting

  • Tyler: “Your credit score is lame in your 20s, but in your 30s you’re pumped about a bump in your credit score.” (02:05)
  • Ryan: “Having like money in a retirement account, planning for the future.” (02:37)
  • The group laughs about how uncool it felt to care about finances or retirement savings in your 20s; now, it’s brag-worthy.

• Savoring Alone Time

  • “Being alone in your 30s is awesome.” (03:21)
  • Contrasts sharply with the loneliness-fear of younger years.

• Passion for the Domestic

  • Cooking, chili competitions, marinade obsessions, and the hunt for “the one true chili recipe”; marinating chicken in pickle juice is a hot tip (05:05).
  • Jerrod: “It’s like, when you find your [recipe], you stick with it.” (06:03)

• Comfort-Trumps-Fashion

  • Nice sheets, pillows, mattresses, “jeans that are ripped from the pocket all the way down to the knee” keep their appeal long after outliving their trendiness.
  • Myles: “I now understand why my dad won’t throw away those jeans.” (09:14)
  • Tyler: “Low top Vans were the cool looking shoe—most uncomfortable thing in the world.” (09:11)

• Obsession With Details

  • From mortgage rates to food prep timing to examining building foundations.
  • Myles: “In your 20s you’re worried about zero details. Then in your late 20s you get burnt by not paying attention.” (16:30)

• Self-Care & Maintenance

  • Chiropractor visits, taking care of your body, moderation in eating/drinking, “being on retainer with the chiropractor.”
  • Moderation is a key marker of 30s wisdom (17:47)

2. New Adult Hobbies: Chic or Geek?

• Lawn care, bird-watching (“Birds are sick!”), perusing recipe Facebook groups, plants (live and fake), and marveling at building architecture are now badges of pride.
• Ryan on Facebook groups: “Didn’t even open up Reddit until I was 30. Now I’m on it every day.” (19:29)
• Tyler: “Birds are cool now.” (14:22)

3. The Motorcycle (Midlife?) Crisis Arc [31:33–44:45]

• Ryan considers buying a motorcycle for the commute, sparking comic skepticism and a mid-episode debate: is he "motorcycle guy" material?
• Myles: “You just don’t seem like a motorcycle guy. Not a dig!” (32:11)
• Jokes about having to buy leather, choosing motorcycles over practical beater cars, safety concerns (especially with kids), and the inevitability of falling deeper into the “motorhead” rabbit hole if he buys one.
• The debate evolves into a poll pitch: should Ryan get a motorcycle? Consider gas mileage, parenting, parking, insurance, and “vibes.”

4. Classic Midwest Small-Talk, Responsibility, & Giving Back

• Enjoyment in chatting with neighbors, watching their homes, and gifting homegrown goods—signs of belonging and trust.
• Myles: “What’s lame in your 20s, cool in your 30s? Responsibility.” (21:03)
• Sharing about being the go-to “vacation chicken-sitters,” striving to homestead, and stockpiling fruit snacks for neighborly giving (24:24).

5. Comedy Segments & Game Highlights

"Famous Halloween Photos"

[45:25–55:00]

• Jared runs a light-hearted segment where the hosts guess which celebrity (or co-host) is in a childhood Halloween costume photo.
  • Highlights: Myles as Mr. Potato Head, Fred Flintstone ("kind of elite costume"), Jake as Harry Potter, jokes about embarrassing costumes outlasting their cuteness in adulthood.

Hypothetical "Would You Rather" Round

[58:35–68:27]

• Would you rather get $25 for every hour asleep or never have to sleep? ($200/night—would you take it?)
  • Most say “never have to sleep again”—"That’d be my superpower.” (58:45)
• Would you rather get a penny for every step or $1 every jump?
  • Ryan: "Jumping is the move—you make 100x more per action."
  • Tyler counters for long-term, "tortoise vs. hare" style.

Off-the-wall Epilogue: Funeral Plans & Money Grabs

• The guys riff on what would happen if Myles died, planning "RIP Miles" merch drops (“My dying wish is that we sell a load of RIP Miles shirts”), conventions (Domino Dan Con, YBR Con), and monetizing the funeral on Patreon (“It’s insensitive if you don’t buy a shirt.”).
• Discussion of funeral meals themed around Domino’s garlic bread, cheddar biscuits, and other “breads of different love.” (85:10)
• The grand finale closes with a domino sponsorship dream, inside jokes about Domino Dan’s legendary orders, and reminders to check out their Patreon exclusives.

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Notable Quotes

• On Early Nights:
  “In your 30s, going home at 8:30 is just the best feeling in the world.” – Myles (00:41)

• On Alone Time:
  “Being alone in your 30s is awesome.” – Tyler (03:21)
  “In your 20s...wow, I’m a loser. In your 30s...I’m the smartest guy on earth.” – Myles (03:28)

• On Comfort Over Fashion:
  “Nice sheets in your 30s is so much cooler than in your 20s … Investing in a good pillow or a good mattress—yep, that’s cool.” – Myles (08:16)

• On Attention to Detail:
  “What’s lame in your 20s but cool in your 30s: fixating on something and trying to figure out how it works.” – Myles (15:23)

• On Moderation:
  “In your 20s, it’s lame to just eat a few bites of dessert. In your 30s, if I can do that, I’m proud of myself.” – Myles (17:53)

• On Small Talk:
  “Having a good chat with a stranger or a neighbor that you don’t know very well—small talk.” – Myles (19:50)

• On Aging and Neighborly Responsibility:
  “What’s lame in your 20’s, cool in your 30’s? Responsibility.” – Myles (21:03)

• On Celebrating Paying Off Debt:
  “Having something paid off. Like, I have just a little bit of student loans left, but it’s gonna be so cool to just pay those off.” – Myles (27:14)

• On RIP Miles Merchandise:
  “This is my last hurrah. If you do want to pay any amount of respect ... you gotta buy a shirt. That shirt is my legacy.” – Myles (82:51)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Impromptu family get-togethers & Early Nights — 00:13–01:08
• Lame-to-Cool: Routines & Money Stuff — 01:26–02:55
• Alone Time: Transformation — 03:15–03:58
• Cooking in Your 30s — 04:29–07:34
• Comfort vs. Fashion — 08:16–11:21
• Chili & Culinary Obsessions — 05:05–07:22, 24:04–24:21
• Bird Watching, Lawn Care, and Facebook Groups in your 30s — 14:22–19:33
• Motorcycle Guy Debate — 31:33–44:45
• Small Talk, Neighbor Kindness, Responsibility — 19:50–22:08
• Would You Rather (Sleep for Money/Jumps vs. Steps) — 58:35–68:27
• Halloween Costume Photo Guessing Game — 45:25–55:00
• RIP Miles, Funeral Monetization & Domino’s Obsession — 78:30–88:52

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Memorable Moments

• Motorcycle Debate:
  The crew's endless ribbing of Ryan’s “motorcycle guy” ambitions, their imagined future of him in leather at Sturgis, and discussions of “Harley points” vs. gas savings.

• Domestic Bliss:
  Passionate, detailed chili recipe discussions, and homegrown food gifting as the new currency of friendship.

• Halloween Photo Game:
  Surprising photo reveals (Mr. Potato Head!), with plenty of self-mockery and Midwest pride.

• The Great Funeral Money Grab:
  Over-the-top plans for Myles’s funeral as a bizarro merch event, concluding: “It’s insensitive if you don’t buy a shirt.”

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Language & Tone

Maintains the signature You Betcha blend of sharp banter, dad humor, nostalgia, self-deprecation, and friendly Midwestern ribbing throughout—“the most Midwest podcast on the planet,” indeed.

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This episode is essential listening for anyone feeling the shift from 20s to 30s—or for those bracing themselves for it—with plenty of wisecracks (and a few heartwarming truths) from the Heartland’s favorite podcast crew.

Transcript

[A]

Welcome back everybody to another episode of the you betcha radio podcast. The boys are back in the studio. Feeling good, looking good. And I tell you what, boys, I had a great weekend.

[B]

Hell yeah.

[A]

Just nice weekend with the fam. And you know what was great is that like Saturday at like 4, we texted my brother was like, hey, you guys want to hang out? So we went over to his house with no notice, hung out for a couple hours and then just went home. That's the best.

[C]

Unprompted get togethers.

[B]

I thought you were gonna say you dropped a kid off on him without telling him.

[A]

No, it was like. So, yeah, one, it was impromptu get together the best. And what I realized is since I've turned 30 years old, that going home at like 8:30 is just the best feeling in the world.

[D]

PM or AO? PM.

[A]

PM.

[D]

PM. I don't know how old you are.

[A]

So yeah, like that in your 20s is super lame.

[B]

Extremely lame.

[A]

But in your 30s it kind of was the best day ever.

[C]

Well, also, I mean it just like factors into keeping a routine too. Yeah. I mean if you get home at 9:30 or 10, by the time you get the kid like fully down, like you ain't sleep until you're not in bed till 11.

[A]

Right?

[C]

That kind of new at midnight.

[B]

Routines in your 30s are sick. A routine when you're 23 blows.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, that's a good yeah. What's lame in your 20s but what's cool in your 30s?

[C]

Yeah. The only routine I had when I was in my 20s, I feel like, was like brushing my teeth at night and in the morning. Those are the only two constants.

[B]

And half the time I was too drunk to remember to do the nighttime one.

[A]

Yeah. Spontaneity in your 20s, cool. Spontaneity in your 30s.

[B]

Ah, yeah.

[A]

Nightmare scenario. It's kind of scary, honestly.

[B]

Big time.

[A]

But routine. Now we're talking, boys.

[B]

Please let me know what I'm doing for the next week straight.

[A]

I feel like another thing that's lame in your 20s is your credit score.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[A]

But in your 30s you're pumped about a bump in credit score.

[B]

Old man river here. To all the 20 year olds listening. That matters. Take care of it now.

[C]

Why does it matter, Tyler?

[B]

You won't be able to get anything when you're older if you it up when you're 20. Like me.

[C]

What do you have? You have an example why I had.

[B]

Credit cards up the yass when I was like 20 years old.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Don't do it, folks. Yeah, credit scores are cool. Make them cool in your twenties do.

[C]

You know is also lame in your twenties, but cool in your thirties having like money in a retirement account, planning for the future.

[A]

Yeah, I guess. I don't know how lame it is. You just. You don't care about it.

[C]

Don't care about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The level, the level of how much you care drastically varies from the 20s to the 30s.

[B]

Just think about your finance buddy, though, when you were 20 years old, the guy telling you to do this stuff. That guy was fucking lame.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. So I mean, like, like some of us should have listened to the D2 athlete. Totally former D2 athlete back in the day.

[B]

Yeah. Before they were retired.

[C]

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

We're too shit faced to know, though.

[C]

I know. I know.

[B]

One thing that was super lame in your 20s, but it's really cool in your 30s is being alone.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Being alone in your 30s is awesome. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. In your 20s there's like, wow, I'm a loser.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And in your 30s you're like, wow, I'm the smartest guy on earth.

[C]

Yeah. I wonder if we would think that if we were single, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But I agree. But it's like we're around people all the time.

[A]

Something that's lame in your 20s is being in a relationship. But in your 30s, it's cool.

[B]

It's true.

[C]

Yeah. Now being alone is awesome.

[B]

Yeah. For periods of time, you don't want to be alone all the time. Yeah.

[C]

Being alone while watching the show alone.

[A]

Is like being alone while watching Game of Thrones and drinking a bottle of wine and eating a whole thing of dominoes.

[B]

Pretty cool.

[D]

It's cool.

[A]

I did do that in my 20s. That was cool. So I was just. I was ahead of the curve.

[D]

Got out of your system.

[C]

Well, it's like we don't know we're in the good days until we're not.

[A]

It's true.

[C]

Domino Dande was those. Some of those days, I'm sure were pretty damn good.

[D]

Yeah, they were. Something that's cool in your 30s are like chili recipes. Like, I love. I like looking through them all.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

What people are doing different.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Some have jalapenos, some don't like beans. Some have a little more brown sugar than others.

[B]

Well.

[A]

And the extension off of that, when you try someone else's recipe, it's kind of lame to be like, what'd you put in here? But in the 30s, you're like, I got to know what you're doing with this chili.

[D]

And it's not just chili, it's you know, multiple things.

[A]

Why is my food not turning out like this? What are you doing?

[D]

And then, like, I'm marinating meats a lot now, too. So I'm trying to find a good marinade.

[B]

Nice.

[D]

And I just discovered, like, putting pickle juice with chicken to marinate it, like, makes a big difference.

[C]

Good, Tim.

[D]

Super lame.

[A]

No, that's cool.

[B]

Yeah, I'm into it.

[A]

I think it's like, kind of. Because it's like more so finer details are cooler in your 30s.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Like, what are the mortgage rates? You know, like, that matters. Yeah. 100%.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, you wouldn't have. You wouldn't have even considered experimenting with white chili in your 20s. You're just going to stick with the regular generic chili.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You're getting. Your chili is getting in a can. You're not making it.

[A]

You're buying that Campbell's chunky chili. Yeah, that's it.

[D]

Yeah. I tried, like a turkey chili last fall and it was, like, delicious. I'm a turkey chili guy.

[A]

What have I been doing?

[C]

So there are people that will try different. Like, they'll make different chili recipes. Because I know my wife, she just makes one chili recipe and it's phenomenal. But we never stray away from that.

[B]

It's one of those things. It's like when you find it, you.

[D]

Stick with it or whatever's in the fridge. Because every chili I make is slightly different all the time. But I need to stick to one.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

I'm not at that chili.

[B]

You'll. You'll know when you hit it.

[D]

Exactly.

[B]

When you find your one, you'll know.

[A]

Exactly.

[C]

No, I'm just kind of getting back into, like, my culinary phase. Like I was back in college. I actually, I cooked a lot in college.

[B]

Surprisingly, knowing your friends is not surprising at all.

[C]

Yeah, well, there's a lot of ordering.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

We didn't have door dash back then. But I like, if I don't have a, like a set in stone list of ingredients, slash directions on how to make something, I'm a fucking lost puppy.

[A]

See, I. I was like that. And then my wife is just fly by the sea of her pants.

[C]

Cooking gal was mine.

[A]

And so I have learned the art of just experimenting with food. But sure, I feel, yeah, like, I'm.

[C]

Using teaspoon measure, like little measuring spoons, whatever. Like, I'll measure down exactly to a teaspoon. Exactly to a tablespoon. Shit like that. Instead of just dusting the top of sauce or whatever it is.

[A]

Well, I like to do it with in order. Because it's like if I want to replicate this, like, if it's really good and I want to do it again or it's not quite as good and I need to adjust something, then I need to have some sort of baseline.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

You know, like my wife, like, I've been eating a lot of chicken breasts because I'm trying to, you know, lose weight, all that stuff. So, like, my wife will just throw it in there. I'm like, well, what'd you put the timer at?

[D]

Exactly.

[A]

Because. Because I'm like trying to like, okay, if I want it cooked to perfection, I should figure out like a rough time that it should be in there so I don't overcook it or undercook it. She's like, I don't know. I think I put like 28 minutes. I don't know. Yeah. Because then once the timer starts and I get home, like, she'll start the timer, like she'll throw it in right when I'm on my way home. So when I get there, I don't know when it started. So then I have no baseline. And it's, it's. That's frustrating.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's all right if you don't have to cook it. It's just, it's on and time.

[A]

I think one thing that's lame in your 20s but cool in your 30s is buying stuff for comfort over fashion.

[B]

I. I was just thinking exact same line, nice sheets in your 30s is so much cooler than in your 20s.

[A]

Investing in a good pillow.

[B]

Oh, yeah, dude.

[A]

Or a good mattress. Yep, that's cool. In your, in your 20s, you're like, I don't know. I'll buy something on Craigslist.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I'll sleep on newspapers if my sheets are dirty.

[A]

Correct. Yeah. Shoes, you know, buying shoes for comfort. There's a pair of shoes I bought because I thought they were cool a couple years ago. I don't wear them ever because I'm like, yeah, they're kind of tight around my toes. I don't like them.

[C]

I'm the same.

[A]

I wear them in, I only wear them in very little occasions. Even though, like, I think they look cool, but they just don't get worn.

[B]

We were in college during the height of having low top vans being the cool looking shoe, the most uncomfortable thing in the world. I wore them all the time my 20s. You couldn't catch me dead in a pair of vans now.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Just not comfortable enough.

[C]

Not at all.

[D]

Let's go to a skate park.

[A]

Yeah, It's Like, I also now being in my 30s, understand why my dad. My dad currently has a pair of jeans that he wears that are ripped from the pocket all the way down to the middle of his kneecap, like, shredded all the way down. And it, it's. What's kind of funny is like, it looks like he bought him at Amber, Komi and Fitch already like that. But they just like, he did it the old fashioned way. He earned them. But like, we, we saw him and I was like, oh, dad, like, he knew pair of jeans kind of. Then later, Anne was like, did your dad buy those? She, like, thought that he bought fashion jeans like that. I'm like, no, he. That's the. They started like these. They got that way on their own. But I get why he doesn't throw them away because he's got those jeans to fit the way that he wants them to. Why would I buy another pair?

[C]

Yeah, no, I mean, it checks out. I. I got a pair of jeans that the entire crotch is blown out. I mean, you guys probably know why. And then that is like ripped down, like halfway down my ass too. I'll still wear them if I'm wearing like black boxers or something. They're so comfortable.

[B]

Oh, you just, just. You and your wife want to put out a vibe. You throw those jeans on if. Yeah, if.

[C]

Try to catch a vibe for sure. Those shoe. The shoes I wore on your bachelor party, I bought them like a month before that. Got cranberry vodka spilled all over them. Haven't worn them since. Not because of the cranberry vodka, but just because I'm just like, I just don't really wear those shoes anymore.

[A]

Yeah, like, almost. It's almost like they're too cool.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Not comfortable enough.

[B]

Yeah, it's like, it's honestly, like, we were not really allowed to be cool. Like, even if we did find a really cool looking pair of shoes that was comfy, I don't know if I would wear them because that ain't me.

[C]

Well, I also think it's. It's something where we don't want to think like we're. We don't want to be posers in terms of trying to be cool 100%. Like, oh, that guy's trying to be cool by wearing this. But like, I mean, a lot of that we wear in our 30s is now kind of becoming cool. Like the old washed crew necks and like that.

[B]

True.

[C]

You know?

[A]

All right, guys, time to do some prize picks this week. And right now, prize picks will give you $50 in lineups. When you play your first $5 lineup, win or lose, you'll get 50 bucks in lineups. Yeah. Use promo COD when you sign up today, boys. I was. I wasn't wrong last week. You guys were.

[B]

You weren't right either.

[A]

Yeah, but I wasn't wrong. I can say that much. It's kind of. It's actually a weirdly nice feeling that the one pick you pick just doesn't even play. So, like, there's no way that there's even any risk involved. That was kind of a nice weekend for me. Not have to answer to you guys on why my pick didn't hit. Because you just didn't even play.

[B]

Just a risk adverse weekend.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

It actually feels better hitting your own pick and everybody else losing than winning.

[C]

The whole lineup a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of. To be honest.

[A]

Especially. Yeah. But this week, we kind of decided was the week of the toggle.

[B]

Toggle it up.

[A]

To my mind, this is going to be absolutely mind toggling week for us. I. I want it to snow outside so I could ride in a snow tog to toggle.

[B]

God, I had it togalogen.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Didn't work a hard.

[A]

I thought toggling toboggan, you know, they rhyme, but it doesn't really. Whatever. It's fine. So let's see what we toggled this week. I'm gonna. I'll start.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

I have Devon Achan. Is. Am I saying that right?

[C]

I think it's Devon Ashan.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Devon got it. I toggled him up to 69 and a half rush yards. Red de for the boys. Let's go, Jared.

[D]

I got Jameson Williams toggled up to 49 and a half more than receiving yards.

[A]

Toggle fest.

[B]

A little side not on the list. Jared thinks that's coming in one pass.

[D]

I think so.

[B]

He thinks there's a big shot to JMO this week.

[C]

I would agree.

[B]

I got James cook more than 73 and a half rushing yards.

[A]

No toggle. Cause I don't think he had a toggle.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. So we're toggle less on the Cook pick.

[C]

I got Patty mahomes more than 26 and a half rush yards against the Bills. No talkie.

[B]

And I think that one's just a smart one. Not to toggle. He's getting goal. He's not running as much.

[A]

I mean, ye. There was no toggle. In hindsight, if we're doing the week of the toggle, all four should have been toggled.

[B]

This is a teaser. Maybe we'll. We'll do it.

[A]

Yeah. This is. This is the mini toggle week. Next week we're going full tog.

[B]

It's per. Perfect. Last week we didn't toggle at all. Now we're 50. 50 toggles. Next week, 100% toggling.

[A]

We're a ramp up podcast. Everyone knows that.

[B]

We're. We're.

[A]

We're a dip your big toe in to feel the water type podcast.

[D]

Yeah, we don't like jumping in.

[A]

No. God, no. That's crazy. So, guys, if you want to dip your big toe in with a mini toggle week with us, hit that lineup. Good luck this week. And remember, if you're signing up, use code YBR complete.

[B]

Side note, Certain things that we think are cool are way different. Like, I think birds are cool now.

[D]

Birds are sick.

[B]

Like, I. We gave Charlie Barron's a bunch of. For bird watching. I get it.

[C]

Once you get birds in your yard, it's hard not to watch them. Even if I've seen the same eight blue jays for the last six months.

[B]

I love watching blue jays. Yeah, they look cool as we got.

[A]

Like, I'm not there yet. I'm not there.

[D]

I always get a little excited when I see a blue J or card doll.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, dude.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah. Sons of too.

[B]

I put out three bird feeders this year.

[C]

I did.

[A]

You are 30.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I did too, but raccoons kept getting them. And when I tried to dispose of one of the raccoons. Yeah. He outsmarted me.

[B]

Yeah. Grease the pole.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You can't climb it then.

[A]

Yeah. See, you guys, like, look at buildings. I are like, looking at birds. I like just looking at buildings.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Like, when I was in New York, I was just like, ah, that's a. That's a solid building. I think I like what they did with the. With the stuff.

[C]

Like, it's a nice looking building.

[B]

Look at the facade. Yeah.

[D]

Because we're in Milwaukee, you always look at the buildings.

[A]

I do. I love looking at them. And it's like, then I start also, like, what's lame in your 20s is like fixating on something and like, trying to figure out how it works when your 30s. That's like, I could do that all day. Like, I see a nice building, I'm like, God, I wonder what the foundation looks like on that sucker. Or when I was at the 911 memorial, I got. There's a thing called the slurry wall or something like that. And I was just fixated on. Anne was like, all about the rest of it. I'm like, what the is this wall? Why is it so big? Why does it look like that? I finally found the thing describing it, and it's the wall. They had to build the water from the river.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I'm like, okay, this is one of the coolest parts of the whole exhibit because now I know how this works. So. Yeah. Just like looking at stuff and wondering how they did it.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Pretty cool. In your 30s.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Your 20s are just looking at chicks.

[B]

You know, are we more. Are we more accepting in our 20s? Just like, things are the way they are and that's it for us.

[A]

Well, yeah, it's either twenties, you're. You're worried about zero details.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then what happens is in your late 20s, you end up getting burnt by not paying attention to details.

[B]

Credit cards, kids.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And so then in your 30s, you're all about details.

[C]

Yeah, that makes sense. Something else that's lame in your 20s, but cool in your 30s, I feel anyway, is going on the chiropractor, like, just getting your body right in general. I didn't give a shit in my 20s because I was going to heal within a day, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm like, I'm on retainer damn near with the chiropractor.

[B]

I'm with you. I think it's more like it wasn't necessarily uncool or 20. We just didn't need it.

[C]

Well, you don't want to look like a pussy, you know, like, okay, Tyler, you get an injury, you walk in with those crushes. Like, everyone's like, oh, like, shit, that sucks. You walk in with crutches like, like late teens, 20s, whatever. People are going like, pussy.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

You might get.

[B]

There was always that girl that kept spraining her ankle in school.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I actually had crutches. Or how.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

She still participate in gym.

[D]

Out of milk.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Weak bones.

[D]

But it's cool if you have a cast because then you get the cast signed.

[B]

That's true.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, then you can prove that you're actually injured.

[A]

I think what's lame in your 20s, but cool in your 30s is just moderation in general.

[B]

Self control.

[A]

Being able to just like, have a dessert but just like have a. Like a couple bites of it. Pretty cool.

[C]

See, I can't.

[A]

In your 20s, it's like, God, that's so lame. Just eat the whole dessert.

[D]

Yeah. Because like, after I'm done eating, I like a little piece of candy. But, like, in my 20s, I wanted a full candy bar.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Or Just like eat the whole bag, you know?

[D]

Right.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So I'm still in my 20s when it comes to that type of stuff. That, that thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, I'm not great at it, but when I can accomplish that, I feel like I'm like, God, I was sick. I'm proud of myself.

[C]

Let's go. Yeah. I'm evolving as a human. I have more self control now.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Another one I have is like my YouTube algorithm. Like, it used to be like, Tavon Austin highlights, and now it's like, oh.

[C]

Yeah, it's the greatest highlight real of all time.

[D]

No, it's like lawn care.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

How to think, Fix a leakage sink.

[D]

Right. Yeah. Anything like that.

[C]

I just joined my first lawn care Facebook group the other day. It's. Yeah, no, I'm like, wow, I have that issue and that issue and that issue, I think kind of overwhelming.

[A]

I think that's another thing is what's lame in your 20s, cool in your 30s. 30s is Facebook groups.

[B]

Totally.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I joined a child care one. Like, like childcare and daycares. Things like searching for daycares and.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I feel like ann's in like 40 Facebook groups now.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, that, that checks out. I mean, lawn care is one. I'm in probably two or three sports card Facebook groups.

[B]

Nice.

[C]

And then the Reddit Reddit communities too. I didn't. I. I don't even think I opened up Reddit until I was 30.

[B]

Same. I'm on it every day.

[C]

It's great. It's great.

[B]

I love it.

[C]

Anytime I got a question and like, I don't go into chat GPT for it, I'll just, I'll Google my question and then put Reddit at the end.

[B]

Boom.

[C]

Answered.

[B]

Sometimes I ask Chad GPT to find me the correct Reddit thread.

[A]

Yeah, that's smart.

[D]

Very smart.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I think another thing that's lame, but also. What? Cool. Lame in your 20s, cool in your 30s is just like having a good chat with a stranger or. Or a neighbor that you don't know very well. Small talk. Like, my next door neighbor came over and gave my kid, like, a painted pumpkin because she made some for her grandkids. It was like, really nice. Just, we kind of chatted a little bit and just. You walk away. Like, that was really nice. That was really cool. But in your 20s, you're trying to avoid all conversations with anyone you don't.

[B]

Know half the time. In your 20s, if. So if a neighbor's walking over to you, you're like, oh, what are they gonna be mad about now?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Break. Yeah. Call the cops on us.

[C]

My neighbor. My neighbor just called me there and I just. He just was gonna tell me that they're gonna be on vacation until Wednesday.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

So you gotta keep an eye out the house. It's probably. It's probably like his. His son or his daughter. But just when you just want to let me know.

[A]

He knew you'd be.

[B]

You'd care if you saw someone.

[A]

Yeah, that's cool. I got a neighbor that feels comfortable, like. Yeah.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

And then he gets robbed and he blames you. Told you to watch the place.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like. But that's another thing too. Like what's lame in your. Your 20s, cool. In your 30s is just responsibility. You're like kind of jacks now you have another thing that you're responsible for that you're like, kind of like, all right, I'm in charge.

[C]

That like helps someone else out at the same time. Yeah.

[A]

You know, if it's like work stuff, you're like, yeah, I don't want that extra responsibility. But like if. Yeah, like when my parents go on vacation and they're like, hey, we need you to like go get our mail and like check in, whatever. At first you're like, I don't want to do that. But then like, you're like, all right, I gotta do that. This is my job.

[B]

I have to do this. My brother can. I'm way more responsible than him.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Update on the neighbors. My neighbors and the chickens. We are their go to. They're on vacation chicken guys now. So it's perfect because now my wife doesn't want chickens because she's gotten a taste of the neighbors chickens.

[C]

Yeah. Interesting.

[B]

Still scratches the itch for. She gets to go do chickens every once in a while, but.

[A]

But also then she gets a first hand view on like how much work chickens can be.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

I got a. I have a neighbor. I'll call it a neighbor. Probably five miles down the road for me. Call her neighbor.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

600 chickens. Miles knows a miles buddy from college.

[B]

Commercial chickens.

[C]

Yeah, they bought 300 and they just get. I think they just get shipped ups in like in boxes.

[B]

And the chicks do. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Order 300 this last summer and then like another like a month ago, 300 more. 600 chickens.

[B]

That's like a full time gig.

[C]

Yeah, I guess they're gonna start selling at grocery stores and. But commercial egg washer and. And the whole nine yards.

[D]

Are they, are they like breeding?

[C]

Are they breeding?

[B]

Yeah, they're just laying eggs.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Egg. Chickens. I don't know. I don't know what the difference.

[B]

Laying hens.

[C]

Laying hens. Yeah.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[B]

I'm a chicken guy now. I do it once every two months.

[A]

That's cool.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Dude. It's kind of like it like homesteading in general. Like, I'm trying. Like, certain types of trees I think are really cool. Like I. I really want a maple tree in my yard.

[B]

Plants. Plants are cool. Now that we're 30. In general, different types of trees. Sir Miles loves plants.

[C]

Do ya?

[D]

He loves.

[A]

You love them.

[B]

You have so many times. You're like, yeah, the right plant can really tie a room together.

[A]

Yeah, it's true. It's true.

[C]

You're a big fake plant guy, though. Like, like, you. You know the gist of what's going on in fake plants.

[A]

Well, flake fake plants are great because you don't have to do anything with them and you get the same effect. And unless you're like, getting really up close into them, you can't tell that much.

[C]

No, I. I would agree. 100.

[A]

I. Yeah.

[B]

I.

[A]

The reason why I gave that reaction because I don't remember, like, coming out as a huge house plant guy. I know I have talked about him in the past.

[B]

You've talked to me and Jake about.

[A]

Plants can really bring a room together. It's kind of like this rug tie the whole thing. Yeah.

[B]

It's minimum of 10 times.

[A]

It's some simple that if you get a fake one, then it's just there forever.

[C]

I back. I keep thinking about homesteading and something that's lame in your 20s, but cool in your 30s, I think is like the want to grow something at your own house that you can give away to other people. So tomatoes, apples, pumpkins, you name it.

[D]

Chickens.

[C]

Chickens. Yep. Yep. I feel like. Yep. Advice. Same, same, same thing. I feel like I need something at my. At my place that I can give to other people in the form of like, food. I don't know why. I got a bunch of fruit snacks. Give those out. I got.

[D]

We're.

[C]

We're overpopulated with fruit snacks in this house. If you guys want some, you can have some.

[B]

I think I'm good.

[C]

Just do that. Yeah. From the grocery store. You're like, ah, we just got so many.

[B]

We had a really good year for fruit snacks.

[C]

Yeah. Look. Yeah. Eight jumbo commercial boxes from grocery store.

[A]

Yeah. Steaks. You know, you buy 20 of them for 40 bucks.

[C]

Yeah. Buy them a deal. Yep.

[B]

Yep. Yeah.

[A]

There's one Other thing I was gonna say. Anyone else got any other ones like that?

[C]

I was gonna. I just bought my first pocket knife the other day a couple weeks ago, and I bought it because I like to whittle sticks. Now we got so many sticks at our house, and to take the bark off of a stick is one of the most, like, satisfying feelings of all time. So I just, like, when I'm out burning garbage, I'll just find a stick and I'll just start, like, whittling that.

[B]

Just, like, sharpen it. Are you trying to make anything? No, My uncle's into, like, just trying.

[C]

To get it really smooth.

[A]

See, I used to do that as a kid.

[C]

Right. Is that weird?

[B]

I don't think so.

[C]

Not at all.

[B]

Every single time I go deer hunting, I bust a twig off and I just pick the bark off. Well, something to do with my hands while I'm sitting there.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Do you ever pick leaves off when you're in the stand and try and pull the leaf, like, separate it from the. From the vein?

[B]

Yep. Keep the center vein going.

[C]

I do the same thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I think you get so excited for burning stuff, Ryan, that you need, like, something to do to calm you down, dude.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Burning. I. That's something.

[A]

Yeah. Like, you would. You would benefit heavily from a water feature at your house, even if it's just like a little, like. Like bird bath or something. Bubbles. It calmed me down.

[B]

After a big burn, it's also there in case the burn gets out of hand.

[C]

Yeah, that's very true. That's very true.

[B]

That's kind of what your gift to your neighbors is. Once you decide to burn that pile, everyone gets to come over and enjoy your fire.

[C]

I know the pot that's coming up soon, too.

[B]

That's your tomatoes.

[C]

Yeah. The big burn real soon.

[A]

The big burn of 20, 25. Is that what's coming up?

[C]

And I.

[A]

Other burns were just all, like, just child's play compared to this one. Yeah.

[C]

Just burning my wife's Amazon boxes and like that. So that was just like.

[B]

That's a.

[C]

That's a warm up. That's a mental warm up. But, yeah, I did a bunch of work in the back this last weekend, just. Just adding to the pile. It's got to be bigger, you know, we need to be on the verge of having to get like a. Like a burning license or whatever you call it.

[A]

Permit something.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Something that's not necessarily, like, lame. You just don't ever think about or care about in your 20s. That's awesome. In your 30s. Is having something paid off?

[B]

Oh, yeah, 100.

[A]

Like, I have just a little bit of student loans left, but it's gonna be so cool to just pay those off.

[C]

Oh, it's the best feeling ever.

[A]

Or having a car that's completely paid off. Or like, the idea of my house being paid off someday. Sounds so cool.

[B]

Just pocket.

[C]

That.

[B]

Just doesn't come out of your bank account every month. See, yeah. That's maybe the only reason to rack up credit card debt when you're 20. Because it feels sweet to pay one of them off.

[C]

Yeah, sure.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

I just paid my iPhone off.

[A]

Let's go.

[D]

That's a huge feeling.

[C]

Hell, yeah.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

But now you're like, I should get a new one.

[C]

Don't they, like, not let you pay iPhones off right away?

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

No, you can pay it off whenever.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

You can pay for it outright.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

The Verizon guy must have been schmoozing me or something.

[A]

Don't stop going into this phone stores. Just get the app.

[C]

I know.

[A]

The app is elite.

[C]

I know.

[A]

Do everything you need.

[B]

That would have been lame. As for you to say when you were 20.

[A]

I love that. I love the Verizon app. I do. And then I started diving in, like, yeah, that's true. Because then I was like, oh, what other apps is in their app family? They got the. The Call filter app that filters out all the spam calls. It's a great app. Do you not get spam calls anymore?

[C]

I got. Okay, now I gotta get that out.

[A]

So I'm saying, how cool is that?

[C]

People keep trying to hire me for, like, today. It was like some manufacturing company. I'm like, get the out of here.

[B]

Save that. Leverage that with Miles for a raise. Yeah, I don't need to leverage anything.

[C]

Just quit fucking calling me.

[B]

We'll give you $50,000. They want me bad. Well, this. This guy just sent me a text that he'll give me 50 grand a week.

[A]

I go home and. Pretty great. Another company wanted to take Ryan off. Nice.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, if you look into my phone, there's 100 companies every month that are trying to hire me.

[D]

All I have to do is give them a best Buy gift card, then they'll hire me.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Or itunes are big. Itunes. Not at all that I'm in. Yeah. Work from home. 2500 a week. It sounds like I don't have to do anything either.

[B]

Similar to that. Like, in your 20s. I mean, I guess you're just kind of broke in general. But it is sweet in your 30s to pay for, pay for things with cash.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Does feel cool.

[A]

That is true.

[C]

When you can like sauce your buddy at like a 20 for gas versus like, like, hey man, what's your Venmo? Or just like forgetting the Venmo. Yeah, it's, yeah, it was a double.

[B]

Whammy when I bought that beater pickup one. Paid it off completely at the moment of sale and it was a giant wad of cash I got to handle.

[A]

Awesome.

[C]

Giant.

[A]

Great day.

[C]

Giant wads are the best.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

You know, it's lame in your 20s, but. Sorry, Tyler. Lame in your 20s, but cool in your 30s having kids.

[C]

I had that one on my list, but I, I'm sorry, did you both.

[B]

Have kids in your 20s?

[C]

I took it off because I had a kid at 29.

[A]

I was 30. 30.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I think it was freshly 30 years old.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You're like, I can have a kid.

[A]

31. No, I was 31. 31.

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

It was a long time ago.

[A]

I'm 32 now.

[C]

Yeah, you would have been 31 because.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really cool in your 30s. Lame in your 20s, right, Jared?

[D]

Yeah. Sick. I don't know if I have any kids. Maybe I do.

[C]

You might.

[B]

Yeah. I'm sure there's some little Jared's running around out there. They're just weirdly obsessed with audio production and being behind the glass.

[A]

Football.

[B]

They love aquariums.

[C]

Yeah. Do 20 year olds think motorcycles are lame?

[B]

I don't know. I don't, I didn't think they were lame.

[A]

I just feel like there's a lesser population of people who think motorcycles are cool now.

[B]

I agree with that.

[A]

Feel like there's less people that are in on motorcycles.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, the reason I ask is I'm, I'm considering getting a motorcycle.

[B]

Really?

[A]

No.

[C]

You're in the spring. Yeah. So I can drive to work.

[A]

No, you're not.

[C]

Dude, I've been putting my, the amount of miles I put on my truck. Just, I mean, I dry, it's like 20. It's probably 30 miles round trip.

[D]

Just get like an old beater, like a Grand Prix.

[C]

I want them. Dude, I'm not talking crotch rocket. I'm talking just like an old fashioned, like style motorcycle.

[A]

No, dude, you're not gonna do that. No, I, I, it's fine, I will. It's fine. You're just not a motorcycle guy. And it's not a dig on you. It's just when I see you. I'm not like, wow, that guy rides a motorcycle.

[D]

Miles seems more like a motorcycle guy.

[A]

You're more of a 100 facial hair or what?

[C]

Like, what is it?

[A]

It's just build. Overall build.

[C]

I'm gonna have a helmet on.

[A]

Demeanor. You're more of a dirt bike guy. In my mind, I would agree. I could see you on a dirt bike over a, Like, a Harley.

[B]

Like, a Fox racing shirt would not be out of place on you too.

[C]

I mean, I used to have a dirt bike, Kawasaki, 80cc, something much more.

[D]

Sporty than a motorcycle.

[A]

You need to get a ruckus. You're more of a ruckus guy. Except I don't know if you can get up to, like, 50 miles an hour on the road. You got to take.

[B]

But what's a ruckus?

[A]

It's like, yeah, we're gonna buy. It's like a hybrid motorcycle. We did a whole thing about it.

[B]

I don't remember.

[A]

It's like a hybrid motorcycle scooter thing. It looks kind of like a. Yeah.

[D]

Oh, you won't see the tire.

[C]

Honda ruckus.

[B]

I can see your screen.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep.

[A]

It's pretty much a scooter.

[B]

Yeah. They, like, make those for the golf course now.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You can ride around one of those.

[C]

No, dude. My grand.

[A]

30 miles round trip.

[C]

Oh, probably. I mean, I take eight. I take eight miles of gravel every day.

[A]

Huh.

[C]

It would be a shorter trip if the, the main road over here wasn't closed.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But, yeah, I mean, it's 30 miles a day.

[A]

I think if you want to get motorcycle, fine. Two. That's, you know, it's your own thing. We're just saying you're. You don't seem like a motorcycle guy. No, that's two.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Remember when you were using that loaner?

[C]

Yep.

[A]

You need to get a loaner car. You're like a. You're like a 98 Camry.

[C]

I was, I, I. I had the intentions of buying that, and then my buddy who owns it, his wife that. My wife, his. They were all going on a trip this weekend, so she dropped it off at a Walmart, like, halfway in between and came back. Someone ran into it. So now my future beater car is doubly beat up. Yeah. It's gonna cost more to repair it than the car costs itself.

[B]

Yeah. So you need, like.

[C]

That was a bummer. And, and it just puts me more onto a motorcycle than.

[A]

Because you could at least still like, get your kids around in a. In a Old beater car.

[C]

You know know we're talking get like considering gas mileage is lame in your 20s, cool in your 30s.

[A]

I mean, then you might as well just get an old Prius.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I don't want image thing. I get it. I wouldn't drive one either. Regardless of the gas mileage.

[A]

Is it the image you're worried about but you're not worried about rolling up in full leather? No, no, no.

[C]

I'm not gonna have leather. I'm also not gas.

[A]

What?

[C]

No, I just think a motorcycle suits me more. It's gas mileage is gonna be great. I can a full tank of that of gas in that motorcycle. I could probably go an entire week.

[B]

I also, this is just a word to the why.

[C]

I don't know why Jared seems to want to talk me out of it the most.

[D]

I don't. Yeah, you could die.

[A]

There's just way more dangerous.

[C]

Way more dangerous to that point. I appreciate you guys looking out for my safety though.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

To.

[B]

To that actual point. They're really bad on gravel. Unless you get a dirt bike.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, once the road opens, I have a three miles of gravel. And this one is actually good on gravel. That's why I'm considering it.

[B]

You have one in mind?

[C]

Like, my grandpa just bought one old military style motorcycle. It's a hog too.

[A]

I just. I just am trying to picture it and I can't. You know, you won't have to.

[C]

Once I roll up on it, then it'll be real life.

[B]

I know.

[A]

And then I'll have to pinch my. Myself and wonder if I'm dreaming.

[B]

Is he go. Is he doing it right now? Is this the midlife crisis through a.

[A]

Third life crisis right now?

[C]

No, I just. Number one, I think it's kind of cool. Number number two, I still got to pass the permit test, which I heard is impossible.

[A]

Wait, so. So like you are already? You've already, like, you're studying for the test?

[C]

No, I haven't even. Haven't even gotten the book yet. But it's on. It's on the books to get the book.

[A]

I. I think you're going to be much happier with. Hey, maybe. Maybe you're happy with the open road. You are. Maybe you're a wild hog.

[B]

Yeah, you just gotta block off Sturgis now. Every year, this summer.

[C]

I'm not gonna go to Sturgis. You guys, this is a commuter. This is a commuter cycle.

[D]

Until you meet like, until you go out like a Facebook group and you see motorcycles.

[A]

We know how your Personality works. You get a motorcycle, all of a sudden you're gonna be just balls deep in. In motorhead motorcycle Facebook groups and going to meetups and going to sturgis and buying leather, you know, rising.

[B]

Just show up in chaps.

[C]

One thing. One. One thing. I feel like when you have kids too, you only have. You only have. You only have a window of time where your kids think you're cool. Like, my kids say they're 15 years old and I get a motorcycle, they're gonna think I'm lame. But if I get a motorcycle now, my kids are gonna think that's cool.

[A]

So that's.

[B]

What.

[A]

Is this what this is really about then?

[C]

No, no, not at all.

[A]

O.

[C]

Have a f. My five month old, he doesn't even know up from down, so, like. Yeah, that don't matter.

[A]

But you know, you should know that by now.

[C]

He's eating solid for now.

[B]

I was just gonna ask.

[A]

He is?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Already?

[C]

Yeah. PB&J sandwich the other day.

[A]

I just. Yeah. I mean, obviously, if you really want a motorcycle, I think we'll try and support your decision. I think it's. It was a little bit of shell. We thought. I thought you were joking at 100%. You're just not a motorcycle guy in my mind. But hey, don't let me put you in a box. I think the other thing is. Is like, hate to see you get in an accident on a motorcycle.

[D]

Yeah, I'm out on it.

[A]

Ryan, it's.

[B]

It's funny to see you getting run into a pole with a truck, but I don't want to see you run into a pole with.

[C]

Speaking of that one year anniversary yesterday.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Damn.

[C]

Here's the thing, though. If I roll up on a motorcycle, I know at least two out of three of you are going to want to ride it.

[A]

I. I have no interest in getting on a motorcycle.

[B]

I'd take it for a spin around the block if you let me.

[C]

Yeah, I wouldn't. I'll let you.

[B]

Thanks.

[A]

I'm just.

[C]

Yeah, I just.

[A]

I don't have any interest in a motorcycle.

[C]

And when I said two or three, I. Jared, I knew you were out right away. I didn't know you'd be out miles, but.

[A]

Yeah, just.

[C]

That's fine too. I'm not gonna pressure you into.

[A]

Yeah, no, I appreciate that. And we're not pressuring you into not getting a motorcycle. We just are. We're voicing our concerns as a. As your friend.

[B]

I drop my kid off at school every morning and there's a high Schooler that he takes his dirt bike to school, and he's got to be one of the coolest kids in school. Parks it in the bike rack.

[A]

What's cool in high school is riding a dirt bike every day. It's lame. In your 30s, riding a dirt bike every day.

[D]

Yeah. Bingo.

[A]

But if it's a military motorcycle, it's kind of cool.

[C]

It is sweet.

[A]

It's like, yeah, riding a motorcycle is badass and cool, but when you start thinking about you riding a motorcycle every day, you're like, I don't know if I can. If I can get. If I'm that guy, you know, is it gonna look like stolen valor or not? You know, I feel like there's a certain archetype of guy that it's really cool if they ride a motorcycle all the time.

[B]

Time.

[A]

And I just don't think I'm that guy.

[B]

What are you going to do if it rains, Right? You got to be really on top of the forecast.

[C]

He's going to drive my pickup.

[A]

Driver's pickup.

[B]

Yeah, but you got to be dialed in on that forecast.

[A]

That's true.

[C]

I mean, I already am, Ty. You see?

[B]

No, I got.

[C]

I'm. My sprinkler schedule is out of this world. You should see it.

[B]

And, you know the 90 day fog rule, so you're ready for that.

[C]

And that's all tracked.

[A]

That is true.

[D]

And if you have a beater car, you can drive it in the winter as well. If it's nice out. Motorcycles, more difficult.

[C]

Well, Jared, I'm not going to drive the motorcycle in the winter, But I'm.

[D]

Saying you could have more. You can save even more gas mileage.

[C]

Well, and here's the other thing, too. I don't really have room to park another vehicle in my. Like, at my house, you know?

[D]

Okay.

[C]

It's a space.

[A]

You got way more space than, like, I do, though. You at least can, like, kind of, like park it on the grass somewhere. You know, you straight into your driveway.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Go into your garage. You can park it in the.

[D]

Plug it in every night.

[C]

No.

[D]

Well, if it's like a. If it's in the winter, it's really cold. You can plug it in.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

That's what I mean.

[A]

Yeah. You didn't mean that you were gonna buy a Tesla? Just relax. I could see your blood.

[C]

Well, no, like, I had a 99 Chevy. That was, like, one of my first trucks. Well, I was after the Dodger 04 Durango, but I'd have to. I'd have to plug that in. In the winter time. That sucks.

[B]

I plug mine in.

[C]

Well, yeah. I mean, what. How. 96 Chevy.

[B]

99.

[C]

Yeah. Okay. 99.

[B]

Yep. Yeah.

[C]

Anything I have. Anything earlier than 2000 has got.

[A]

Well, let's. Let's. You know, maybe we're wrong. Maybe you are a motorcycle guy. Maybe we should have the patrons. We should put up a poll on if Ryan's a motorcycle guy or not. And maybe if he should or shouldn't get a motorcycle, we'll see. So.

[C]

And you have to make sure when you vote, you got to consider all the facts, too. Against space, parking space at my house, gas mileage. What? I don't know. Go back and listen to this segment and then list all those out.

[D]

Yeah. Think about it before you vote.

[C]

Yes. Don't just be like, no, you're. You look like a little.

[A]

Be an educated voter.

[C]

Correct. Yeah. Don't vote based off appearance.

[B]

So here's the thing.

[A]

But kind of a little bit because.

[C]

But I'm gonna have a helmet on again. You won't be able to see me.

[B]

Right.

[C]

If I just throw a cut. A helmet and a cut off, you guys are gonna think, like, wow, this guy's been riding bikes for 20 years.

[A]

Yeah, but you got no tattoos, you know?

[D]

Yeah, that's part of it.

[A]

If you get a motorcycle, you have to start getting tattoos, Hannah.

[B]

So this is the thing with motorcycle. You can't be a motorcycle guy until you get a motorcycle.

[A]

It's true.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That is step one.

[C]

You're exactly right. Well, yeah. Yeah. I gotta pass that permit test here. It's impossible.

[B]

I used to live by the place where they would do the tests. It was funny. They were like. They'd have to walk through the cones, so like, they just. Just kind of like, barely on the throttle, both feet on the ground as they'd weave in and out of these cones.

[C]

Dude, I don't know what's so hard about it. I used to ride dirt bike when I was 12.

[D]

Tell that to the instructor.

[C]

It's one down, one down, four up, depending on the gears.

[A]

Strap up. I'm about to dominate this test. I drove a dirt bike when I was 12.

[D]

All right, sir, you pass. You're right.

[A]

You want. You want to see some footage of me riding a dirt bike when I was 12? Yeah, that should suffice.

[D]

Can I leave now?

[C]

Yeah. There should be, like, once you turn a certain age, like, you don't have to take the perfect test anymore, you.

[A]

Know, hey, it could be. Could be good to ride it to the cities. You now And I think in. Was it. I think in Minneapolis now you can ride between. Legally ride between cars. Traffic.

[C]

Yeah. Jared's already worried enough about me. I don't need to.

[D]

You know, you need to be splitting lanes.

[C]

No. God, no. Seem to be going speed limit. An open road dirt bike.

[B]

You could take the ditch you don't even know. Worry about.

[C]

I know. Yeah. I could jump roads.

[B]

That'd be sick. Every. Every culvert is now an opportunity to be sick.

[A]

Ryan. Travis Pastrana.

[B]

You do kind of look like Pastrana now.

[A]

That's why he's more of a dirt bike guy.

[C]

More of a. Yeah, more of a fox racing guy.

[A]

You should be brapping, you know, set of.

[C]

God. That's sick, though.

[D]

But Miles is a motorcycle guy.

[A]

It's so funny because I just don't view myself as a motorcycle guy.

[C]

Yeah, you could be, though. No tattoos. You got long sleeves.

[B]

I can see Jared getting like a. An in town moped type of scooter vibe.

[D]

I do want like an ebike, which is similar is. But not the same.

[B]

My college roommate had a really nice moped and we ripped around on that.

[A]

Mopeds are cool.

[B]

And I was not ashamed to just be butts to nuts. Arms around buddy's waist as we go.

[A]

To the liquor store.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, I had them open on 16. That was great.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Sick to four wheels.

[A]

Well, you'll have to keep us updated on your motorcycle journey.

[C]

I will. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Again, motorcycles are badass. Just was thrown for a loop when you said that you wanted to do it.

[C]

I. Again, I got. I gotta get that permit test passed.

[B]

Keep us posted.

[C]

And I'm not a big study guy these days, so we'll see.

[B]

We'll quiz you. We'll have. We'll make that a whole podcast episode. We'll just quiz you.

[A]

We won't. We won't do that. I like to get ahead of bad ideas and spiral out of control.

[B]

The three listeners that are also trying to get their motorcycle permits are.

[A]

Could be a good review.

[D]

Yeah. In the state of North Dakota.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. I'll keep you guys posted on process. Okay, so.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Should we take a break?

[B]

Nope.

[A]

All right, folks, Jared has a new segment for us, and I'm being told that it is called.

[D]

Famous Halloween.

[A]

Famous Halloween Photos, where apparently this is just a segment where we see a photo of a celebrity in a Halloween costume and we have to guess who it is.

[D]

Guess who it is.

[B]

Yeah, I like it.

[A]

Like, do they have masks on or like.

[D]

I don't think so.

[C]

Are they spooky.

[D]

The first one is Crystal's. Kind of scary.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So this should be some riveting stuff here. Excited.

[D]

All right. Who is this person?

[A]

Oh, so it's like when they're kids.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. I was like that. Like, adults might be really easy.

[C]

Macaulay Culkin.

[D]

Nope.

[A]

Robin Williams.

[D]

Nope.

[B]

Post Malone.

[D]

Ed Sheeran.

[B]

Okay. Eddie. He's a clown.

[C]

They're getting warmer with Post Malone.

[B]

Yeah. Musician, at least.

[A]

You know what I mean? His mouth kind of has the Robin Williams mouth. Glasses also. Kind of threw me.

[C]

I definitely see where. Where you got that from.

[D]

Next one's easier.

[C]

Thank God.

[D]

Who is this? The little girl.

[A]

That is Miley Cyrus.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Got it.

[C]

And that. I think the. The guy. Billy Ray.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's a really good Billy Ray Cyrus.

[A]

I would. I don't know. I don't know if I would have got it if Billy Ray wasn't in the photo.

[B]

Probably not.

[D]

All right, here is.

[C]

I would have said Ariana Grande, I think.

[B]

Really? Actually.

[C]

I mean, she's five.

[A]

I know, but Ariana Grande is Billy Ray.

[C]

No, you were saying if. You said you wouldn't have got it if Billy Ray wasn't in it. So if Billy Ray wasn't in it, I would probably said Ariana Grande.

[D]

Okay. That's fair. All right. Place. Yeah.

[C]

Come on, guys. Sorry.

[B]

Jesus.

[D]

All right, who is this right here?

[A]

Really?

[C]

That's Mr. Potato Head.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Oh, dude. Based off the reaction, that's miles for sure.

[A]

Did you text my mom or what? That's right. That's me.

[D]

That's Mr.

[A]

Potato. That's a banger costume.

[B]

Charlie Chaplin hat.

[C]

Is that real facial hair, too, or is that.

[A]

Yeah, I grew that. That. That was my first facial error also. Really, mom, you had to draw on my eyebrows like that?

[B]

I like that. Mr. Potato Head has his face on it. And then you still did your face like Mr. Potato Head.

[C]

Mr. Potato Head costume under a Mr. Potato Head costume.

[A]

Kind of elite costume, though. And I've. What? From what I remember, too, is the. The face was like Velcro. So, like, you could, like, like, put. You could, like, change out the stuff. That's cool.

[B]

From what I remember costumes like that anymore.

[C]

The shoe. Are those actual. Are those, like, boots, or are they just, like, slip on over.

[A]

I think they slip on over your shoe.

[C]

Got it.

[A]

Also, what, a windbreaker on underneath there?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Your mom's probably still got that in a closet somewhere.

[A]

So that's the whole reason why we're doing this segment is so you can Work in a. A photo of me as a kid as Mr. Potato Head. Is that what this is about?

[D]

Jared, it's Halloween time.

[A]

I was wondering, like, where the is this segment going?

[C]

Well, this is only the third one. We have two left. So I'm just wondering if I'm going to pop up here next.

[D]

This one will be a little trickier. So who is Harry Potter here?

[C]

That's Tyler.

[A]

Got to zoom in. Oh, no.

[C]

How do you not know who that is?

[A]

Said Jake.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Let'S go, dude. We got that from Jake. He's not seen the movies or read the books, but he was Harry Potter at this point. He has now, but he hadn't then. Oh, he's just like. It was cool to be Harry Potter, so I went as Harry Potter.

[A]

Also, did everyone have that clock thing that's on the background?

[C]

I think so.

[B]

That's how we all learn how to tell time.

[A]

That's crazy. It's wild that, like, we had the. We would have the calendar like that on the wall like this. Looks like it was shot at my elementary school.

[C]

Yeah, that's iconic.

[A]

He actually does look like a snobby, like, British wizard a little bit.

[B]

He should have been Draco Malfoy, not Harry.

[C]

But also kind of looks like Ron Weasley without the orange hair.

[A]

He looks like a combination of Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Draco Maloy somehow.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Baby.

[A]

And baby Grinch. What's kind of funny is as a kid, he didn't look like Baby Grinch, but as an adult, he looks like Baby Grinch.

[C]

Know.

[A]

But that weird.

[D]

Yep. And then we got one more.

[A]

Really? Now, that one was. That's a baller Halloween costume.

[C]

I'm gonna assume that's you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Fred.

[C]

Frederick.

[A]

So for those that are just listening, that is. I'm wearing the Fred Flintstone outfit. My mom actually custom made that.

[B]

Nice.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[C]

Shoes and everything, too. That's. That's. Yeah, that's great.

[B]

Miles is holding a rock up to his ear.

[A]

I don't know what that is. Zoom in. What is that?

[C]

I think it's a lot of cash. I think it's like a. A band.

[B]

I think it's a rock. Doesn't the Flintstones have a rock as a phone?

[C]

It is, yeah.

[A]

Oh, is that what I'm doing?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's pretty clever. What do you think, Ry. You think that looks like my kid or.

[C]

No, Kind of. Actually, the. The. The smile. Sl. Teeth.

[B]

Do the teeth a little bit.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Gap toother.

[B]

He's definitely more Ann than you.

[C]

You didn't skimp on Halloween. Cost, like, head to toe. I mean, you didn't just wear regular shoes with a costume. You were like.

[A]

Well, I mean, I was wearing regular shoes in the other one. They just were covering them.

[C]

Well, that's what I'm saying.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, so you buy a costume. Usually is head to toe.

[B]

My. My kids are gonna be Spider man with tennis shoes on this year.

[C]

I would. I remember when I was younger, I. I think I was just a hunter one year. So I just put camo and, like, did the face paint and all. That was great.

[B]

Nice.

[C]

Easy.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, one time I dressed up like my dad, so I just had a tool belt on, and then my mom painted a beard on me.

[C]

Nice.

[D]

You're, like, 17.

[A]

Yeah. I was like, yeah, probably 16. 17 years old. I didn't need to paint a beard on that.

[C]

Jared, like 21, going downtown as your old man.

[A]

That was a good prank, Jared.

[B]

I apologize for dropping the ball. Jared. I completely forgot to text for Ryan's.

[D]

That's okay.

[A]

Yeah, see, like, this one, like, is, like the Mr. Potato Head one is definitely worse than this one's just like a kid in a cute little costume.

[B]

I would say the Potato Head one is significantly better than this.

[A]

Yeah. Then that. That's fan.

[B]

It's a fantastic costume.

[A]

Okay, so you're on board with it? Yeah, the fact that in terms of more embarrassing for me, it's definitely the Potato Head is. Is more embarrassing.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I think the older you get, the more embarrassing Halloween costumes in general are.

[A]

My brother was the Pillsbury Doughboy one year, so that worse than the rest. Yeah, mom even, like, put, like, stuffing in his belly to make it look like he was chunkier.

[D]

I don't. I don't like it in the Pillsbury Doughboy ads. Like, people just poke him without his consent.

[A]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

Like, what the.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Hate that you'd be pissed if.

[A]

I mean, he is getting. He is getting paid to get poked, so it's probably in his contract. Oh, you guys remember Jared? There's behind the scenes things going on.

[B]

I guess we. We also don't know the anatomy of a Pillsbury Doughboy. Those could be screams of pain. Pain, exactly. Yeah.

[A]

It could be painful.

[D]

I feel bad for him. That's all I'm saying.

[A]

Even if he is getting paid for it, you know, it's like that's all his worth is just getting poked.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Runs in the family. His dad's the Michelin Man. If you didn't know, what if the Kool Aid.

[C]

Man doesn't want to. Like, what if it hurts like hell to run through walls?

[D]

He's, like, made of glass, too.

[C]

Yeah, I think, but it's good. But it's in the contract. You got to run through Sheetrock or bricks or whatever he runs through.

[A]

That's a lesson about, like, give and take, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's not all sunshine and rainbows. Being a mascot for a giant corporation.

[D]

Yeah, it's tough.

[C]

I would know. I was a mascot.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

It was not fun.

[A]

That was good, Jared.

[C]

That was good.

[A]

You didn't get any from these guys.

[B]

That's on me. I was supposed to get some for Ryan. I got the ones for you from your wife, actually, not your mother. And I. I completely dropped the ball on Ryan.

[A]

Wait, you and got him to you?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Bastard.

[B]

She did her due diligence, though. She wouldn't just give them to me. I had to explain why.

[A]

Smart.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Smart. She still gave them to you?

[B]

Yep. I only asked for one. She gave me three. I have another one.

[D]

Is there another one? I missed it?

[A]

What was the other one?

[B]

I'll find it here quick.

[D]

Oh, that's my bad.

[B]

No, it's okay. You're a penguin.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Nice.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

No, that's a good segment. Yeah. A picture of a guy who's not here, and then pictures of only one other guy in this room.

[A]

He's so jealous his picture wasn't featured.

[B]

Yeah. Because Meg would have sent us one of Ryan in a biker fit. And he'd be like, fucking. See?

[A]

He's like, I got one where I was. I was a Wild Hog for Halloween.

[C]

One year since birth.

[D]

I love that movie.

[A]

Now, I could, if you grew your hair out a little bit, start wearing, like, white, all white Nike Air Force Ones with, like, baggy jeans. Like, you could be a Jax Teller.

[C]

Those are the shoes I don't wear anymore. That's exact shoe.

[A]

All white.

[C]

Air Air Force ones.

[A]

Son's anarchy guy.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

You throw it out. You can put. Give off that vibe.

[D]

Vibe?

[C]

I used to have hair done on my shoulders. Damn near, yeah.

[A]

So here's what I think you should do before you go down the whole motorcycle route. Just buy a leather vest, try it out for a few days. Just see if you. If you fit the bill. If you like it after, you know, a week of wearing the leather vest, then I'd say go down the motorcycle.

[B]

Route.

[D]

And watch Wild Hogs again. See how much you like.

[C]

Can I ask why? Why do you do motorcycle riders wear leather vests?

[A]

I actually have wondered this, and my. And this could be totally off base, but when you're riding a motorcycle, there's a lot of flapping of clothing, and leather doesn't flap in the wind.

[C]

Got it.

[A]

I think if you're wearing a T shirt, if you're behind a guy is like the. Behind him, it's going like this the whole time.

[B]

Got it. Sure. There's somebody with a motorcycle that can answer that in the. Pretty much Patreon or something.

[A]

Wind protection, weather resilience. And if you crash, you get less road rash.

[D]

Oh, superior abrasion. Resistance. I like that term.

[A]

That's great. Yeah. Oh, dude. Nice chaps. Yeah, they have a superior abrasion. What is it?

[D]

Resistance.

[A]

Superior abrasion. Resistance built right into it.

[D]

Protect my skin.

[B]

Hopefully I don't land on my ass, though, because that thing's screwed.

[A]

Or my.

[B]

Yeah, Everything else. Abrasive resistance would be terrible.

[D]

You get in a crash, you just land on your ass and scrape.

[A]

Yeah. You, like hit a bump, you fly straight up in the air, the bike keeps going. You land like this and you just slide on your ass.

[D]

It's the only spot that's not protected.

[B]

That's. That would happen in like a 2000s, like kids comedy movie. Dudley Do Right would do that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Leather also helps reduce fatigue by blocking wind, protects against impacts and road debris. Yeah, there you go.

[C]

And if a guy want to be really safe, you just throw one of them suits on that they.

[B]

They.

[C]

A guy will throw it on, and then that's how they train. Like. Like police canines.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, like the arms.

[C]

Yeah, like the arm. Yeah, but just get a full body one. So if you do fall, then you're fine.

[D]

Yeah, you could do that.

[C]

What's the do you got? What's the correct way? If you were to fall off a motorcycle, what is the correct way? Like, what position should you try and get into immediately?

[D]

I would do like a roll.

[B]

They'll probably teach you that in the class. Yeah, I'm not sure roll. Roll would make the most sense. Right.

[A]

And that's how, like, stuntmen do it. They like roll so they don't get as hurt.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

As soon as you resist the fall, that's when you get more hurt.

[C]

Sure. Newton's law. Law or whatever it is. I think probably Newton's law of gravity or something.

[D]

Physics.

[C]

Yeah, It's a whole thing.

[D]

All right, I got a couple would you Rathers from Reddit. Would you rather get 25 for every hour you sleep or never have to sleep again?

[A]

Never have to sleep again.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You make so much more money if you never had to sleep again.

[B]

Or get a lot of done.

[A]

Oh, I'd rather never sleep again. I. This is what I want. If I had one pick of the litter for superpowers, it'd be to never have to sleep.

[C]

Yeah, agreed. Because what's eight times 20? Say you get eight hours sleep. Eight times 25.

[B]

200. Yeah.

[C]

That's like 200 bucks a night.

[B]

I think it goes without saying that we don't get tired. Right.

[A]

Night. Yeah.

[B]

Like you don't. We don't. We don't need sleep ever.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

200 times 365. $73,000, I guess quite a bit.

[A]

Big chunk of change.

[C]

It's not that bad.

[D]

I just wouldn't know what to do if I was up all night.

[A]

Yeah, you just would probably get another job stocking shelves. So maybe that is maybe nice to sleep in.

[D]

Like.

[C]

Yeah. What are you grinding in the dark to shine the light?

[B]

I don't know. I mean 25 bucks an hour just asleep ain't bad.

[A]

You could bump it up to 10.

[B]

I'm going to bed a lot earlier.

[C]

Yeah, you'll feel super refreshed. And you're also. What's, what's, what's 250 times 365? 91,000.

[A]

Yeah, but then you gotta pay taxes.

[C]

I think it's tax free.

[B]

Tax.

[C]

I think it's tax free.

[A]

That's also important details is tax free money. Can I roll it into a. Is there any 401k match on this salary? What's the benefits?

[C]

Yeah, I think it's age appropriate. It's an age appropriate question too. Because again in your 20s you're like well if I get home at 2am and then I'm up at like.

[D]

Class then though.

[C]

Yeah, that's true.

[A]

So here's a. This might be a wild question. So let's say you didn't. You didn't. Is there's a human that doesn't have to sleep. They mentally they're fine. Right. But are they going to be able to live as long considering that they would be using their bodily functions almost not about 33% more than someone who didn't see. I mean like if we're. You're using your muscles more, you're, you're run. You, you're like moving around. You're probably eating more. You know, what does that look like?

[B]

I think for the sake of the question, we would just have to assume that not sleeping where you would suffer. No Ill effects on your body.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And it could be a professional sleeper. That could be your job.

[A]

I mean, what kind of life is that? Is what. Sleeping 20 hours a day, if you got really.

[D]

Got a lucid dreaming might be worth it.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

But I don't think lucid dreaming counts as sleeping.

[B]

You get scenario, you get, you get doubly paid for doing sleep studies.

[A]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

You could write off all the melatonin you'd have to take because you'd be so rested you wouldn't be able to fall asleep.

[D]

It's a business expense.

[C]

Well, I think of like the Nightlight brand deals you can get too.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Start sleeping in the nightlight.

[B]

All kinds of stuff.

[C]

All kinds of brand deals. Yeah.

[A]

I would never do a Nightlight brand deal.

[B]

Pillows.

[C]

Yeah. But imagine the, the, my pillow guy, he'll be dishing cash out right in your pocket.

[B]

I sleep for a living and I only do it on my pillow.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if you wanted to just not have a job, you could get paid enough.

[C]

Yeah. So essentially you could just not have a job. Or you could like, you could just sleep when you normally would and then you could just like work on your own shit during the day.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, you could have a.

[A]

That's just like how, how you, you go now that's like.

[B]

But you don't get paid when you go to bed.

[A]

But I mean, like, you could just like golf all day then, you know, still like, make a good salary.

[C]

Yeah, that'd be sweet.

[D]

You, like, get yourself into a hole. You can't sleep all month and you get more stressed that you can't pay the rent.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You try to go to sleep, but you develop amnesia. Yeah.

[D]

You're so stressed out you can't go to sleep. Yeah.

[A]

Or you're so excited to make money money, you can't fall asleep. I can't wait to make 250 bucks tonight.

[B]

Just be a whole nother reason to get pissed at your kids for waking up in the middle of the night.

[A]

Yeah, I'm working. God damn it.

[B]

You like having lights in this house?

[C]

Yeah. Then you become addicted to NyQuil, and then you just fall off.

[A]

Next thing you know, you're Michael Jackson. You have to have someone put you down to go to sleep.

[B]

Yeah. Frank Gun.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So, yeah, I, I think that I'd like to try and make more money than what you can make in a year doing that. So that's why I'm choosing the, the no sleep route. Well, because there's also If I was like, hey, I just want to make that much money.

[C]

91.

[A]

I would choose that.

[B]

Then I think I would go the sleep route. Now that we've talked it out, I just continue to work here and then just get paid at bedtime as well.

[C]

Well, because you're. You're also capped at, like. I mean, it's. You can only sleep so much throughout the day. Yeah, you're cat. It's not like there's a yearly raise for inflation purposes.

[D]

Yeah, that's a good point.

[A]

You get paid more per hour for sleeping, though. You know, you can negotiate up to 30 bucks an hour.

[B]

That's true.

[C]

That's very true. It's very true.

[B]

Yeah. Like, show them your text. Right? Like, these guys are off me 50 grand a week. You gotta bump up my hourly sleep salary or I'm doing that.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

This guy's a weirdo. Would you rather earn one penny every time you took a step or one dollar every time you jumped?

[A]

Step, jump, step.

[B]

Who you.

[A]

You don't have to jump your full vertical. You got to get air between your feet.

[B]

This is just passive income. You go for a walk, you're going to make more than. You just stand there for 10 minutes and do jumps, ropes.

[C]

You also just. Do. You just jump rope every day.

[A]

But you can exercise. You make a hundred times more per.

[B]

Action, but you're constantly making money with the steps. You go to the supermarket, you're making.

[D]

Tortoise in the air.

[A]

Think about how many steps you have to do to make a hundred bucks.

[B]

A hundred or a thousand?

[C]

Okay, ten thousand still point. So one penny times ten thousand steps. Say you have to take ten thousand steps for a hundred dollars.

[A]

Or you could just jump a hundred times throughout your day. I could do 20 jumps right now. And then next hour you do 20 jumps, and all of a sudden I'm doing two. I mean, you know, and you can.

[C]

Work at Sky Zone, too.

[B]

Eventually you're not gonna be able to jump anymore.

[A]

You're still gonna be taking all that money, put in the S P500. I want to jump again a day in my life.

[B]

I. I like.

[A]

I'm gonna retire from jumping Jared's.

[B]

Jared's analysis is good. This is a tortoise in the hair situation. I'm the tortoise. I'm taking steps.

[A]

It's just now, if you're getting a dime every step, then I think I go that penny.

[D]

You gotta negotiate with the guy.

[A]

Yeah, I would negotiate. 10,000 steps is. Is like a good amount. You gotta, like, intentionally try and get 10,000 steps.

[D]

It would be about five miles.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

10,000 steps is. No, that's no joke.

[A]

Right?

[B]

I'm still doing it.

[D]

I think also jump roping would be the workout.

[B]

Jump. Jump roping is a great idea.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You make so much money per hour, you'd knock it out in one session. You can make 500 bucks.

[B]

Yeah. Like two months in, your knees are gonna explode.

[A]

No, because if you started young enough, you'll just. You'll just be used to it. Jump roping, you're only going that high off the ground still. We're doing box jumps.

[B]

It's still tough on the joints. Tougher than walking.

[A]

Yeah. But just think about like my dad is. You know how bad my dad's body is. If he was getting paid a dollar a jump, I guarantee he'd still be jumping for sure.

[C]

Dude, you just jump a ton until you can't anymore and then you just stop because you've already made a ton of money.

[B]

You gotta do it at the end of the day.

[A]

Well, you want to start your day with it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Then you can't walk the rest.

[A]

It's just a workout. Then like, just like working out.

[B]

Maybe you're jumping till failure.

[A]

No, well, I didn't recommend that.

[D]

He did.

[C]

No, no, I'm talking like through, like across like a 20 year life.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Jumping rope is the move.

[C]

It's easy. Jump rope for exercise and then you go work at Sky's on.

[B]

The workers aren't jumping that much.

[C]

No, not really. I don't think.

[D]

What is skipping? Jumping. Because you could skip to work.

[B]

No, they would call it, I think jump to my.

[A]

I think it's. If you get both feet off the ground, it counts as jump.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But I think with skipping there's always one foot on the ground.

[A]

No, no, you skipping, that's.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[A]

That's just walking.

[C]

Sorry.

[B]

Walking high knees. Knees.

[C]

Sorry. I don't know what I was thinking about.

[D]

That's all right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think thinking 100. It's a hundred times more effective. In life, there's not many things that you can just easily produce a hundred times more.

[B]

I still think walking is going to be the move long term.

[D]

And Ryan jumps to conclusions a lot. So that'd be a dollar there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Ricochet from team Ryan.

[A]

It's a little inner S scrimmage there.

[C]

I mean, that's $1. You jumping up 200 times in a row.

[D]

It's true.

[A]

Yeah. That's the thing is like you're Not I, I was in New York. I walked all day, one day, and I still only had, I think it was like 16,000 steps. So that means I only make 160 bucks.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. You could easily do 500 jumps in one jump roping session.

[C]

You could do 500 jumps in 15 minutes. Yeah.

[A]

That's quick.

[C]

I mean, I, I, I can, I can, I can do 200 jump ropes to soundtrack to my life, kid Cudy.

[B]

I think.

[C]

It'S all about finding the right song to jump.

[A]

Rhythm matters. Yeah.

[B]

I also think that the rope is irrelevant. You should just pretend you're jump rope roping. You don't need to have your arms.

[A]

Yeah, but it gives you. It gives you something more to do.

[C]

We are getting ripped up top too.

[A]

Yeah, a little.

[D]

Hey, I could jump with your arms folded.

[A]

It's like the same. It's the same thing as the Shake Weight, you know? And everyone knows the Shake Weight is a very good workout regimen.

[B]

They kind of bring that back. Where did it go?

[A]

Thrift stores.

[C]

Yeah, you can find one at every thrift store across the country.

[A]

That is true. We did. Many years ago, me and my brother went to a thrift store and we, as a joke, we bought a Shake Weight.

[C]

Yeah, they're everywhere.

[A]

That adds up.

[D]

One fun fact. Harry Houdini died on Halloween in 1926.

[A]

That is a spooky fact.

[D]

Jared.

[A]

Do you think he actually died?

[B]

I was gonna say, is this Houdini's last trick?

[D]

Because we don't know.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

Famous mu. Musician, magician. Died from peritonitis caused by a ruptured appendix. Some say a band of angry spiritualists poisoned him. Others say that it was a student punching him in the stomach with his permission that caused his appendix to burst.

[A]

So he was doing a thing. See, he died from the game that he was playing.

[D]

That's some theories.

[A]

H. Yeah. I mean, if someone, If Harry Odini, like, what's his name? David Blaine. Like, if he died now we know every detail. We don't even have myths. We just would know.

[C]

Same with Chris Angel.

[A]

Chris Angel. What? That dude burned hot.

[B]

He did.

[A]

He came on the scene and he overtook everyone's brain.

[D]

He was so cool.

[A]

He was so cool. That's a guy who should be riding a motorcycle.

[D]

He was like. Stand on the motorcycle. Like, out.

[A]

Yeah. Like Jack Teller. Spoiler alert. End of the show. Sorry.

[D]

And the.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Motorcycle would disappear. He could do that.

[A]

And here's a good question for you, Ryan.

[C]

Wait, Sorry. Can you imagine if someone was on, like the last season of Sons of anarchy.

[A]

You just spoiled it. I didn't say exactly what happened.

[C]

No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're. You're fine.

[A]

It's been. How long?

[B]

Shows a commitment, too.

[A]

It's like eight seasons, 20 episodes or some.

[B]

Yeah, somebody's through seven seasons, 15 episodes, and miles just dropped that. They've been ripping it for four months straight.

[A]

Longer than that. That's a question to be asked. Ryan. Are you and Chris angel in the same category of human beings?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Are you in the Orange county chopper? Guys, are you and Jesse James in the same category?

[B]

Category?

[D]

Tim Allen.

[A]

Yeah. Are you and John Travolta in the same category?

[B]

Third one. Steve. Steve. Martin.

[D]

Martin Lawrence was the other one.

[A]

Martin Lawrence? Yeah.

[D]

Who's the guy from Shameless?

[B]

Main character.

[D]

He's in Fargo, too.

[B]

Gary Oldman.

[A]

Frank Gallagher.

[D]

Frank Gallagher.

[A]

Well, that's his. That's his Shameless name.

[D]

I forget his name, though. It's escaped me.

[C]

Guys, I'm just driving to work.

[A]

I know, but it's. Yeah. Until all of a sudden, you're. You're in Sturgis. You're in Sturgis with your assless chaps doing body shots, and you're taking your top off, and then everyone goes. And then all the discussions with your friend groups are, I don't even know.

[C]

Who he is anymore.

[B]

Ever since he got that military motorcycle, Ryan's military style.

[A]

And then his kids are like, military motorcycle. Then all of a sudden, his kids are like, I haven't seen dad in three months. He's always hitting the strip joint.

[B]

He took off on his hog to get milk, and he didn't come back.

[A]

And cigarettes, it's just a slippery. Yeah. Next thing you know, you're smoking cigarettes, you got lung cancer. It's a slippery slope, Ryan.

[D]

All because you wanted to save a couple bucks.

[A]

You tell me if that's worth it. Is that worth the gas mileage?

[C]

You guys are living in the future, though. I'm living in the present. They call our presence because it's a gift.

[A]

I don't know how that applies to what we're talking about at all.

[C]

Well, Jared's just saving a few bucks. Long term, it's gonna pay off.

[D]

Yeah, but lung cancer, though?

[C]

How do you know I'm gonna get lung cancer? You're thinking because your motorcycle. You're thinking, in the future because you.

[A]

You will start smoking cigarettes.

[C]

Yeah, I'm not a circuit smoker.

[B]

Hey, it'd be a vibe, though, if we'd be ripping a dart on that thing. That would be Co. All of.

[A]

And all of the money you're going to save on gas mileage you're going to spend on skull caps anyways.

[B]

Have a collection.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't know. I'm going to get the. The gator with. I'm going to get the face gator with the skull.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And then you got to get the gloves with the neon skull hands.

[A]

Ghost rider. Yeah, but again, all the money you're saving in a month is just going to. To motorcycle garb.

[B]

Yeah, but he wouldn't have had that motorcycle garb before for.

[C]

I mean, I'll. I can buy the motorcycle with cash back. Credit card and I'll just buy the gear with cash back.

[B]

You know. Dig.

[A]

So you're financing his motorcycle off of credit card points, credit card miles or.

[C]

Just so I can get cash back?

[B]

Yeah, the more you talk about this, the more I'm on Team Ryan gets a motorcycle.

[A]

We do need to do the math though. How much are you spending? God, I hate that we're doing this. We should just end the episode. But I can't. I have no self control. How. How much are we talking spending on motorcycle? Like three grand.

[C]

No, I don't. I don't. My, My grandpa just bought it the other day. He's going to fix it up. He's like, if you want it, you can have it.

[A]

Oh, okay. There we go. That's better.

[B]

Then you don't get the credit card miles.

[D]

Yeah, exactly.

[C]

Well, you know, I'll pay. I'll give him something for it. You're.

[A]

You're going to. But get him a square reader.

[D]

So.

[A]

You can get the cash back.

[D]

Buy the credit card with square root with a credit card. Yeah, so you can get.

[A]

He spends 30 bucks on the square reader to get 3 bucks in cash.

[D]

Back for his skull or the deal.

[A]

This is something you gotta think about.

[B]

Apply for a Harley credit card and then you'll just get cashback rewards with Harley points as well.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

Then you can use those in store.

[A]

Harley points are just as good as money.

[D]

Just get paid in Harley points.

[A]

Yeah, I'll pay in Harley points.

[C]

She's like cold's cash.

[D]

Exactly. Way cooler.

[C]

Way cooler than Cole's cash. You guys ever met a Harley Davidson store? It's pretty sweet.

[B]

It is very cool.

[A]

Yeah. Harley's are sick.

[C]

I gotta pass that permit test first.

[A]

You guys, how much does the permit test cost?

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

They take car card.

[C]

I hope so. I. I think I may get 2% cash back on that purchase anything Motorcycle Related, I'm pretty sure.

[A]

You also gotta watch out, maybe your insurance may go up because you're riding a motorcycle.

[C]

That's a good point. That's a good point.

[A]

So it's like, are you actually saving money?

[D]

Great point.

[C]

How do they find out about that?

[B]

You could bundle with home and auto, though.

[A]

Just talk to Flow at Progressive. Excuse me, Flow. I'd like to bundle.

[B]

Is that short for Florence?

[A]

Something to think about.

[D]

Something to think about.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You guys are posing some great questions.

[D]

A lot of responsibility.

[C]

I just got cash back. Run through my head, you know, I'm gonna make a big purchase, I'm gonna get cash back on it.

[D]

That's true. Basically free.

[A]

Pretty much spend a thousand to get 10.

[C]

That's pretty much what? Yeah, pretty much what it is. Unless you get 2%. 20 then.

[D]

Or open a new credit card so you get the sign on bonus.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Careful though.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Scar tissue.

[B]

This is back to the credit card debt.

[C]

Is that what happened to you?

[B]

I just took a bunch of them out in college because I'm like, yeah, money. I would just get better buying shit.

[C]

Dude, why don't you just buy down one of the card that you currently have?

[B]

Bad, because I don't have any money.

[A]

They already maxed out.

[C]

Got it?

[B]

Yeah, got it.

[C]

How did you. Are you out of that now or are you still.

[B]

I'm damn near out completely.

[A]

This guy.

[B]

Feel good? Oh, yeah. So good. Paying them off is sweet. Not quite worth it, but it's not.

[A]

Quite as sweet as never having credit card debt. But take consolation.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Is that it, boys? Well, guys, thanks for tuning into another episode of you Bet yout Radio. Have a great week. We'll see in the next one. Oh, you betcha. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. Ryan is in charge. Miles's funeral.

[A]

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Okay, I can't talk. I'm dead. I have no say.

[C]

Well, I'd like to set a specific time for the funeral for everyone to show up.

[A]

That's where you're starting.

[C]

Then everyone would. Well, you got to start at the beginning, right when everyone shows up.

[B]

Up.

[C]

So I. I'd have to tell everyone that it starts at. How much. How much grace period do you want to give here? It's going to start at 10. I'll have everyone show up at 11. 11:30 maybe. Let's see. I mean, on top of that, I think the first read. Someone to speak first, probably be Tyler. He'd probably read one of the appendixes from one of the books you guys are reading and fiction books.

[A]

Time. If Tyler's speaking at my funeral. You should be dead.

[C]

I'm in charge.

[A]

Don't let.

[C]

I'm in charge.

[A]

Don't let Tyler anywhere near a microphone on my funeral. First off, that might bring you back.

[D]

To life though, too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What the is he doing with the mic?

[C]

And. And like, for me, I. I'm more so taking care of things behind the scene because what I'm going to be doing, I'm to be. I'm going to be printing up rip Miles shirts on the screen printer immediately.

[A]

Okay. Now you're off to a much better start.

[C]

So those will be done weeks in advance, though, just so we can sell them at the funeral. And it's just open invitation. It's kind of like having a party in high school and you're just like, yeah, just invite whoever you want. And the whole like, every town within 50 miles shows up. It'll be that type of situation just so we can sell more merch.

[A]

You said rent out the Fargo to them for it. And then like a hundred people show up and it's just. Just the wrong venue for it.

[D]

Yeah, any suit you want, guys.

[C]

Like, all the concessions will be open. Like, we'll have a merch stand on every side of the field at the Fargo Dome. I think I. To pay homage to you, I think we'd have to put your high school football logo in the middle of the football field. Field. Okay. For the funeral, we're having the turf.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

And it would.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

It would be worth it too.

[A]

We.

[C]

We could just hire the entire production crew that does football games at the Fargo Dome because we would be live.

[A]

Streaming it on Patreon and then on Patreon. The only time talking on the mic is if he's the guy telling everyone to send us galaxies and robots. This is basically a fundraiser, right?

[C]

Well, pretty much. Because like, we, like, if you die like us as employees, we don't have much time left, so we just got to make as much money as we can. I don't know. I'll probably just slide something in front of you even though you're dead. We'll figure out a way to sign up. Maybe just convince an to sign up, but it's like profit sharing document so that with. With all the funds raised, you know, we can diversify that.

[D]

We'll get that signed before we get the death certificate.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, well, and yeah, an would think that she signed the death certificate. It's actually like all the proceeds will be split between US employees. We need at least like a good 5 year buffer to not have to worry about getting a job. Okay. And then.

[A]

And I do want the world to know that one of my dying wishes is that we sell a load of Rip Mile shirts. Like, I. When. When I die, I'm going to die at some point. And let's say I haven't retired from doing content. Like, it will be the. It will actually be insensitive for people to be offended on the Rip Miles shirts.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Do you know what I mean?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So, like, yes. Like, people would say. People would say, like, oh, wow. Immediately after he dies, you release an Rip Mile shirt. Seems like a money gr. Grab. Seems insensitive. 1. It is a money grab.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. I'm being up front. This is my last hurrah. Okay. Got family, got mouths to feed. All right. One, two. It's insensitive if you don't buy a shirt. That shirt is my legacy. All right.

[C]

Very much so.

[A]

And if you do want to pay any amount of respect, you don't have to. If you do, you gotta buy a shirt.

[C]

And ideally, it's around, like, right around Black Friday. So that. Because that's when we get.

[A]

I'll try and die around Black Friday. Yes.

[C]

Because the traffic numbers are crazy during Black Friday.

[D]

So maybe the night of Thanksgiving or something.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Thanksgiving. Yep.

[A]

But everyone's releasing early Friday morning after Thanksgiving. I'll try and die.

[C]

Yeah. And we. I don't know, we could do, like. I don't know, we. We could throw. We'll throw in a freebie with every. The first.

[A]

That's not my dying wish.

[C]

Well, the freebies are.

[A]

We're gonna sell the shirts regardless. Ryan. Ryan.

[C]

I know, but just to.

[A]

If you buy five or more, you get something free. How about.

[D]

There we go.

[A]

I'm dead. I'm dead. But this is my dying wish.

[C]

Yeah. This is all in your will.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And then like 10 years after your die, we'll have like a 10 anniversary of RIP.

[A]

Well, no. So I want to do. I want Miles Con to happen and you guys just, like, sell you Betty's and like that. Sure.

[D]

Oar booked.

[A]

Oar is gonna perform every year.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Then I think. I mean, a. Once the funeral has finished, I think we're probably going to do like a. I mean, you got to have some sort of meal.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Well, what we should do is we should just, like, create a whole world around you. Bet you. And, like, we can have Domino Dan Con. Just a lot of cons, a lot of events.

[C]

I didn't get that. I didn't. Yeah.

[A]

Serious yelling at me. So like, you know what I mean? Like, basically we have about once a month we have some sort of convention around things that. You bet you world. Right? So we have YBR Con. So then you guys be signing autographs at it. You know, you're gonna do a live podcast. You know, by then you'll be able to replicate B through AI just like they did the Michael Jackson hologram thing.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, stuff like that. We'll have a Domino Dan con where everyone comes in a fat store suit and Domino's caters and it's a whole thing. And we like do fat guy stuff, you know, like we have. Who can tie their shoe. The fastest hot dog eating contest. Hot dog eating contest. You know, like that. Sorry, I didn't mean to hijack your funeral.

[C]

No, that's fine. I mean the more money that's coming in, I mean that. That's just incoming revenue for me and Jared and the others. Post funeral meal is gonna obviously gonna be Domino's. And then we'll have garlic bread buffet. So different types. So.

[A]

Sounds awesome. Why can't be a live first? We do this one. I'm alive.

[C]

We're gonna have like, we'll have cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster. So it's not just garlic bread. It's like just breads of different, you know, love. Olive Garden, all. All of garden breadsticks, Texas toast, Texas roadhouse, honey butter rolls. And then, I mean, I think that kind of covers the food aspect of things.

[D]

Yeah. In the morning, before everything, we'll have breakfast sandwiches for.

[C]

We'll have b Sand. Yeah, yeah. We'll have some bee santies.

[D]

Nobody's going home hungry.

[C]

Yep. Well, and I think we'd probably have Dave and Flops do the tributes. Okay. I think the Bible reading, if you're out on Tyler, especially if that's.

[A]

I'm be honest, I don't know if Flops can read. So he might just have to memorize it. Like you might have to teach him it through spoken words. So then he can do it.

[C]

We'll give him a earpiece. Just because.

[A]

Oh yeah, he's the parrot. He already is saying it. So you just go reading from 8 Corinthians, verse 4. 8 Corinthians. That's all you would hear. But you'd have the earpiece in. So you would kind of just get it in bits and pieces.

[B]

What?

[C]

It would kind of.

[A]

Jesus said that. But Jesus walked into the garden with his disciples. With his disciples. And then you just have to guess what the reading's about.

[B]

And.

[C]

And in the background, it would kind of be like in practical joker styles to where like Jared, me, you, Tyler were like, we're in the back. Like feed and flop stuff through the earpiece.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And stuff like, just not from the reason.

[A]

Yeah, he'll just parrot anything you say.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Like, we just say pinks. And he'd be like, pinks.

[A]

Loot.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

And then actually, I don't know if we want to live stream. I think we want to. I think we'll record the whole thing and then we'll put it on Patreon. But we'll up the Patreon price. Yeah.

[A]

Like 400 bucks a slot.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yes. But we'll put out little tiny teaser posts on the. The. The free YBR episode. Again, it's all money grab because we got to be able to chill for at least five years before we can find new.

[A]

That is true work. Like when I die, it's got to be a money grab grab.

[C]

Oh, for sure. Yeah. And there's a lot of ways to do that.

[A]

And that's the way I want to go out. Yeah.

[D]

Like, I got balls to feed.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We. We have Domino's to eat. Domino's. They're the title sponsor. We ain't paying for a single pizza. It's all donated by dominoes.

[A]

How don't we have a domino sponsorship on this podcast?

[C]

Great question.

[A]

I gotta make a call.

[D]

Just call Dominoes.

[A]

It's dominoes. How can I help you? 1. I got a podcast. I need. I need you guys to sponsor it. And I guess while we're on the line, I'll take two mediums pepperoni pizzas, some garlic knots, and a lava cake.

[D]

Do you guys survive yet or.

[A]

Yeah, and if you want to just swing through, grab me a bottle of wine too. I got a huge united Game of Thrones ahead of me.

[D]

The workers. Like, this order sounds really familiar. Yeah.

[A]

God. Oh, fuck.

[C]

He's back.

[A]

Then all of a sudden you hear like. Like a. They sounded the domino Dan alarm in the dominoes.

[D]

It's like the hunk alarm or whatever.

[A]

He's back.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

He's risen from the dead. We thought he died be because of diabetes or a cardiovascular event. He's alive.

[D]

We thought his blood turned into garlic.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

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