Transcript
Al Franken (0:00)
You made it with. You made it with. You made it with. Oh, yeah, you made it weird. Yes, you did. You made it weird with Pete Holmes.
Pete Holmes (0:15)
What's happening, weirdos? This is my chat with the comedy legend and the only former US Senator currently on tour, Al Franken. That's the name of his tour, by the way. Go to alfranken.com if you want to see the man legend live. He's so funny, so smart. He's so interesting. The only former U.S. senator currently on tour. Tour. Go to alfranken.com to get tickets today. Also maybe both go to peteholmes.com thank you to everybody that was in Toronto, Atlantic City and Boston. Those shows were awesome. Up next is Chicago for three nights at the Den for three shows. Go to peteholmes.com for that. It's gonna be so great to be back in Chicago, followed by San Franc, Portland, Seattle, Atlanta, Charlotte, and Washington, D.C. it's been awesome, awesome, awesome. I'm so pleased with this new hour. Hope to see some weirdos out on the road. It always means so much when you can make it. And also, and also, if you like this show, why not try a Pete's Pick? A Pete's Pick? You heard me right. A Pete's Pick. What's a Pete's Pick? I only do ads for things that I actually use and I actually love.
Al Franken (1:31)
And I.
Pete Holmes (1:31)
And there is no product that I actually use and actually love maybe more than Magic Mind. Magic Mind is not an energy drink. It is the world's first productivity drink. It has adaptogens, which help you cope with stress. It has nootropics, which helps your brain function at its optimum level. And it has just a little bit of caffeine from Matcha, which, by the way, I should say. And it tastes great. A lot of people don't like the taste of Matcha. It tastes great because it's sweetened with honey. It is incredible. It's designed to be taken in the morning with your coffee because the adaptogens are going to round the edge of that energy boost you get from the coffee. It's going to smooth it out. The nootropics and the adaptogens and the matcha help you get into that flow state. It doesn't make me wired. It gets me dialed in. Frankly, drinking coffee by itself or too much coffee, certainly my fists close up, I can't focus. I can't sit still. Magic mind is the opposite of that. It is creator aid. Like, instead of Gatorade, it's creator aid. It's wonderful if you do anything that involves your brain, if you're working in a creative field, if you're writing, if you're podcasting, if you're like me doing standup comedy. I travel with Magic Mind. Val and I are currently in New Mexico. I have it in my bag just so I can take it in the morning to feel fantastic. Gives me a mood elevation. It gets me dialed in and helps me get into the flow of my day, especially when I'm trying to do something creative. You get 30% more done on average. Five to seven hours is how long it lasts of 30% more productivity after you drink it. Try it for three to seven days for continuous use. It's even easier as you go. It builds on itself to get into that flow state and there's a money back guarantee any first purchase will be refunded, no questions asked if it doesn't meet your expectations. Plus, as if that wasn't enough, they're currently doing a 14 day of magic challenge. Try Magic Mind. Drink magic mind for 14 days and post on social about it. And for every 10,000 views that it gets, they'll donate $10 towards the reforestation of the Amazon rainforest. This is a cause very close to me. It should be close to all of us. The Amazon rainforest is like the lungs of our planet and it's absolute madness that we are chopping it down. So this is what we're doing to help every million views for the hashtag 14daysofmag will bring $1,000 donated by Magic Mind. So give it a try, post about it and save the rainforest. I mean, it doesn't really get any better than that. Help your creativity get into that flow state and help save the planet. And you can get a discount and show your support of the show. Go to www.magicmind.co weird and use promo code weird to get a limited 20% off your first order. That's MagicMind Co weird and promo code weird to get 20% off your first order and show your support of this show. Next up is our friends at ned. Ned are makers of the best full spectrum hemp collection. They have not just CBD and CBG oils, but these are specifically dialed in and designed. They're like the designer hemp oil people for example. In the morning. I like taking it in the morning. I take my Ned de stress. This is my ritual. A ritual is obviously you know this. It's a daily practice that helps you stay grounded. An intentional act to take a few minutes to reconnect and take Care of yourself, get present, think positive and connect to your North Star. And for me, it's all about de stressing so I can drop into my morning, drop into what it is I have to do without feeling overwhelmed. It's a natural path to stilling your waters and getting back to easier times. The blend is dominated, dominant, excuse me, in cbg, often referred to the mother of all cannabinoids and cbd. Both extracted from the world's purest full spectrum hemp and features a botanical infusion of ashwagandha, cardamom and cinnamon. So this is incredible for your body, incredible for your brain. I find it to be very mood elevating, rounding the edges of all my stress and getting me into that place where maybe I'm afraid literally of answering emails or sitting down to work on something I've been putting off. The de stress blend by NED is absolutely a secret weapon to naturally get over those feelings and get into my day and get productive at night. I also take another ritual, the NED sleep blend. So many people are taking pharmaceuticals at night to unwind. I love to do it with something natural and earth based and backed by science. It helps me relax, it helps me fall asleep faster and wake up feeling fantastic. With the NED sleep lens. So you see what I mean. It's not just hemp oil. These are mixed with other botanicals to help you get the most out of them. It is incredible. And they help me be. Obviously they help me with everything. They help me be a better parent because I'm better rested. They help me with so many things. Basically, I want you to try it. Show your support of the show, be a better parent, be a better worker and be a better you with a more focused, mild, gentle feeling that you get from these wonderful products. Be the best version of yourself and get 15% off Ned products. With promo code WEIRD, go to helloned.com weird or enter code weird at checkout. That's H-E-L-L-O-N-E-D.com weird to get 15% off. Thank you to Ned for sponsoring the show and offering our listeners a natural remedy for some of life's most common health issues. Last but not least, you can see me wearing it right now is my Apollo Neuro. Apollo Neuro is wearable tech. What does it do? It helps your body recover from stress. It's like a wearable hug that can help you relax, sleep, focus and be more productive. And uses touch therapy, vibrations into your nervous system that help you feel safe and in control. We're currently traveling. I had it on. Relax and unwind. The entire flight really helps my body not feel that like, oh God, I've been on a plane feeling that I get now that I'm 43 and as soon as I get off I put on rebuild and recover and helps my body acclimate to where I am and just not miss a beat. In my day, it's worn on the wrist or the ankle. The Apollo Neuro delivers gentle, soothing vibrations to train your nervous system to recover and rebalance after stress. If it did one of these things it would be incredible, but it does all of these things with the different settings, energy and wake up. It's like espresso, but you don't have to drink espresso. Social and open is often what I have it on when I'm recording. This podcast. Clear and focused has been clinically shown to help with symptoms of add, rebuild and recover. That's the setting for after I visit my parents. Meditation and mindfulness helps me drop into deeper and more helpful, productive, wonderful, life affirming meditation than I've ever had in my life. Relax and unwind. I put it on that at night. Helps me shake off the day and ease down. Power down Val and I call it the try to stay awake setting and sleep and renew. I literally wear this when I'm asleep. I charge it when I'm in the shower, I sleep with it and if I wake up in the middle of the night, hit the two buttons, rerun the program and it lulls me back to sleep. It actually trains the nervous system to cope with stress better over time. The more you use it, the better it works. And it was developed by a neuroscientist and a board certified psychiatrist, which means this is not found in a crystal shop next to a magic crystal ball. This is real science. They've been studying the impacts of chronic stress in humans for nearly 15 years. Apollo's effects on sleep, stress, cognitive performance and recovery have been proven in multiple clinical trials and real world studies. And you can get 10% off and show your support of the show by going to ApolloNeuro.com weird. That's a P-O-L-L-O-N-E-U-R-O.com weird. All right everybody, hope to see you out on the road. It would mean so much. Go to peteholmes.com for all of my tour tickets and in the meantime, enjoy the incredible Al Franken and go see him on the road. Alfranken.com all right, get into IT marketing. I mean, here it's. It's an old stand up bit I had about when people go, here we are talking about it. And it always bothered me when people would say, here we are talking about it. And I was like, that would only be true if we said, but here we are against our will, buying dozens of cases of liquid death water. You know what I mean? Although now I kind of disagree with the premise because. Yeah, we'll just start. Oh, and please sit as far back as you can. Put your feet on it. It's like a sleepover. It's the filthiest couch in the world. You're so welcome. Do it like an airplane.