Transcript

Caroline Rhea (0:00)

You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird. Oh, yeah, you made it weird.

Pete Holmes (0:08)

Yes, you made it weird. You made it weird with Pete Holmes. What's happening, weirdos? This is Caroline Ray, comedy legend. Sweet, sweet, kind, hilarious, funny, engaging, wise, and very, very, very funny. Caroline Ray. I'm so excited to finally have gotten the chance. I've wanted to have her on for years and she did not disappoint. This is absolutely a did we just become best friends? Sort of episode and I'm so glad you guys are here for it. Caroline is actually doing something called comedy fantasy camp. You can go to comedy fantasy camp dot com. It's her. It's John Lovitz, it's Adam Carolla, it's Jay Leno, Trevor Wallace. For aspiring comedians to be immersed in like a four day experience in Hol. February 29th to March 3rd, go to comedy fantasy camp.com if that sounds interesting to you. Not much to plug for me up top. May the fourth here in la. I'm doing my Netflix is a joke fest. I'm going to be coming to Chicago, Miami, some other dates, all@peteholmes.com. always, always, always means so much when weirdos come out. So I hope you guys can make it to some of those shows. All right, this is it. I love this episode. I hope you do too. This is Caroline Ray. Get into it.

Caroline Rhea (1:28)

Just saw Gary's show. He's so great.

Pete Holmes (1:30)

He's the king.

Caroline Rhea (1:31)

He's hilarious. Yeah. You guys are very.

Pete Holmes (1:34)

Are we similar?

Caroline Rhea (1:35)

No, sympatico.

Pete Holmes (1:36)

We are sympatico. Not at all.

Caroline Rhea (1:38)

In your styles.

Pete Holmes (1:39)

I agree.

Caroline Rhea (1:40)

And deep in a very subtle way.

Pete Holmes (1:42)

Oh, I appreciate. Do you mind if we just. We're just recording now.

Caroline Rhea (1:46)

Oh, my. Deep in a very.

Pete Holmes (1:49)

Yeah. Would you mind saying that?

Caroline Rhea (1:50)

Is that your father or Ram Dass?

Summary

Podcast Summary: You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Guest: Caroline Rhea
Release Date: February 21, 2024

Episode Overview

Comedian Pete Holmes welcomes Caroline Rhea, acclaimed standup, actress, and talk show host, for an episode brimming with hilarious anecdotes, honest reflections on comedy, spirituality, parenting, and the quirks that make us weird. The pair instantly click, creating a free-wheeling, best-friend energy as they bounce between rapid-fire jokes and disarmingly deep personal insights. Topics range from the mechanics of standup, the emotional realities of parenting as comics, astrology, ghost stories, and the pursuit of joy and healing through comedy.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Roots, New York vs. LA, and Style

Timestamps: 01:28–11:18

New York Comedy Grit: Caroline and Pete discuss the difference between New York and LA standup:
- New York comics develop sharp crowd work skills and a cerebral edge due to small clubs and interactive audiences.
- LA offers more space for physical comedy and “playground bits.”
- [10:00] Caroline: “Jimmy Gaffigan is the classic New York comedian. Or Attell—those guys can stand still and kill. Comedy in New York is pure crowd work and wit.”
Influence and Recognition:
- Pete expresses that Caroline is “underrated” as a comic and a major influence, especially among female comics.
- Caroline notes she doesn’t always see her impact acknowledged by younger comics.
- [06:27] Pete: “I don’t hear it being mentioned. I’m trying to say it in a lovely way.”
- Caroline sees echoes of her own style in younger comics: “I really see Amy [Schumer] in some of the young girls.”

2. Astrology, Introspection, and Personality

Timestamps: 12:03–18:41

Astrological Banter:
- Both are Aries; discuss compatibility and personality traits based on zodiac signs.
- Playful back-and-forth on who interviews whom.
- Caroline pokes fun at Pete for being “very self-aware” and “sensitive.”
- [13:03] Pete: “My limiting belief is I’m too much.”
- Caroline: “No, that’s ridiculous. You’re tons, I love it.”
Relationship Patterns and Family Influence:
- Caroline jokes about her “compulsion” to date alcoholics—wondering if this is connected to her father’s drinking.
- This opens into a discussion on deep souls, shadows, and why comedians (and those with “brighter lights”) may be drawn to troubled people.
- [25:09] Caroline: “I think because my dad drank, I never wanted to….I think I went out of my way to be nice, to say: you’re still worth loving.”

3. Memories from TV, Stand-up, and Celebrity Encounters

Timestamps: 18:41–46:00

Name-Dropping, Lame-Dropping:
- They differentiate “name-dropping” from “lame-dropping” (e.g. sitting between Whoopi Goldberg and Susan Sarandon vs. working with David Hasselhoff).
- Caroline gives quick-fire stories about Robin Williams, Whoopi Goldberg, Bob Einstein, Larry David, and more.
- [08:18] Caroline: “That was one of the happiest days of my life. When we were doing Hollywood Squares…I said, I’m on top of Robin Williams. I never thought that would happen!”
Robin Williams’s Kindness:
- Caroline describes Williams as deeply generous and present even off-camera, helping her talk show by making early appearances.
- She reflects on noticing his “deep sadness” in later years despite his bright public persona.
- [52:24] “All his light was not gone…but he just looked so sad.”
Steve Martin and Being “Invisible”
- Tells a long, recurring gag about being mistaken for staff/servant by Steve Martin at festivals, on buses, and at funerals until she “neg’d” him by pretending not to recognize him, which suddenly sparked his attention.
- [74:46] “You did it. You negged him. You negged Steve Martin…and it worked.”

4. Parenting, Single Motherhood, and Joy

Timestamps: 46:00–57:00

Having Children—Life in Technicolor:
- Both agree that having a child changed their life fundamentally, lighting everything up “in full Technicolor.”
- Discuss the joys and embarrassments of parenting teenagers.
- Caroline: “She’s the best example in the world. Whatever mood you’re in, I don’t care. I love you more than anything.”
- Pete on his daughter Leela: “Even if Leela turns on me, she’s so cool.”
Compassionate Parenting:
- Share approaches like “time-in” (holding a child during discipline) rather than “time out,” and supporting kids' happiness and confidence.
- Both have just one child and talk about creating community through cousins and friends for only-children.

5. Spirituality & Meaning

Timestamps: 42:53–47:00, 96:05–119:32

Kabbalah and Religion:
- Caroline discusses her exploration of Kabbalah and how all spiritual traditions are “just different GPS voices to get to the same destination.”
- [44:28] “Everyone is going to the same place, it’s just like GPS—what accent do you want your directions in?”
The Meaning of Life:
- Shared wisdom that happiness comes from wanting it for others.
- Both want their comedy to “heal” audiences—Caroline: “My whole point in doing standup is to raise your consciousness…to lift your spirits. I want you to be a little happier than when you left.”
- Pete: “I want people to feel less alone…I’d like to sprinkle in a little hope, too.”
- Caroline urges always helping another comic or person: “Always, always, always help somebody when you can.”
Quotes and Spiritual Reflections:
- Pete quotes Richard Rohr: “God doesn’t love you because you are good. God loves you because God is good.” [119:20]
- They reflect on choosing to “wake up” every day, combating “robot mode,” and the power of conscious kindness.

6. Ghosts, Survival, and Weirdness

Timestamps: 58:07–95:44

Ghost Encounters:
- Caroline grew up in a house with ghosts, saw a full apparition at age seven, and shares a touching story about her late mother communicating through dream and lost-and-found watch.
- [87:14] “10 to 2 was our private joke…My mom’s watch turned up after a year lost, and it was stopped at 10 to 2.”
Surviving in the Desert:
- Shares a wild story about getting lost for 29 hours in the Tucson desert, coming close to death, surviving with her friend, cactus injuries, and raccoon confrontations.

7. Comedy Career Advice & Female Perspective

Timestamps: 97:19–114:47

Advice for Comics:
- “Get so funny they can’t ignore you” (Jim Gaffigan’s wisdom).
- “Don’t tell a joke anyone else could tell” — be unique, make your material unmistakably yours.
- Celebrate having boundaries (e.g., refusing to do disastrous midnight shows).
- As a woman, Caroline describes being objectified at auditions and pre-#MeToo sexism, contrasting it with being noted as “funny” instead of for her looks—she managed to own it as a badge of pride.
Female Experience:
- “I had no idea coming to New York…what a WASP was.”
- Her mother’s humor and odd wisdoms, and how these shaped Caroline’s resilience and comedic voice.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

[06:27] Pete Holmes: “You’re so funny…underrated as a comedian.”
[08:18] Caroline Rhea: (About Robin Williams) “That was one of the happiest days of my life…Hollywood Squares—I was on top of Robin Williams. I never thought that would happen!”
[25:09] Caroline Rhea: “Maybe my father was an alcoholic, and he was worth loving. So you’re going to be worth loving.”
[44:28] Caroline Rhea: “It’s just like GPS. What accent do you want your directions in?”
[74:46] Pete Holmes: “You negged him. You negged Steve Martin…and it worked.”
[89:06] Caroline Rhea: (On her mother’s lost watch) “The watch says 10 to 2—shut everyone’s fucking mouth…shut it again.”
[96:22] Pete Holmes: “I’m showing you what it’s like to be with an abundant, generous person…you won’t settle for the boozy, alcoholic, loser, the cheap stuff.”
[111:33] Caroline Rhea: “Always help somebody when you can. Always, always, always.”
[115:21] Caroline Rhea: “My whole point in doing standup is to raise your consciousness…I want you to be a little happier than when you left.”
[119:20] Pete Holmes (Richard Rohr): “God doesn’t love you because you are good. God loves you because God is good.”

Episode Highlights By Timestamp

01:28–11:18: Comedy origins, New York grit, underrated influences.
11:18–18:41: Astrology, family patterns, and the “shadow” side of brilliance.
18:41–46:00: Celebrity run-ins, Robin Williams’s generosity, Whoopi and Seinfeld stories.
46:00–57:00: Parenting philosophies, raising joyful and resilient daughters.
58:07–95:44: Ghost stories, brushes with death, humor in hardship.
97:19–114:47: Career advice, female perspective in comedy, surviving objectification.
115:00–119:32: Comedy as healing, spiritual sharing, hope, and practical love.
119:32–end: Lighthearted outro, invitations to upcoming comedy fantasy camp, and life-affirming takeaways.

Tone and Language

The tone is intimate, playful, irreverent, and philosophically curious. The episode is packed with witticisms, mutual admiration, and warm teasing. Both Pete and Caroline speak quickly, embrace digressions, and mix light banter with sincere, vulnerable moments.

Final Takeaways

The weirdness that makes us unique is worth celebrating, both onstage and in life.
Comedy can heal, connect, and bring joy—and it matters most when it comes from the heart.
Parenting, sobriety, self-awareness, and spirituality are all part of the journey, and often humor is the best medicine for them all.
Help others along the way, bring your full self to your craft, and always remember: “Keep it crispy.”

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