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A (0:00)
You made it with. You made it with.
B (0:03)
You made it with.
A (0:04)
Oh, yeah, you made it with weird. Yes, you did.
B (0:12)
You made it weird with Pete Holmes.
A (0:15)
What's happening, weirdos? This is a fun one, a silly one, a special one. This is Mary Elizabeth Kelly, who I discovered scrolling on the gram. And I saw. I'm actually going to show you the reel that I saw that I watched maybe 17 times in a row, crying with laughter. This is the real. This is what introduced me to actor, writer, comedian, improviser and all around delight, Mary Elizabeth Kelly. Let's play it real quick.
B (0:43)
Just noticed you haven't really done the dishes in a while. Just like been pretty busy. I ain't your mama, so get to scrubbing. So it's just starting to smell. Have you met Karen's boyfriend yet? Yeah, bit of an ass. He's quite mean to me.
A (0:57)
So did you end up going to yoga this morning or.
B (0:59)
I started too, and then I came back home because I. How you say, bathroom emergency? Do you haven't paid me back for dinner? I don't think I owe you money for dinner. You owe me 40 quid, milord.
A (1:13)
What?
B (1:13)
Just 40. I paid. It was 80. So if you pay half.
A (1:16)
What about your drink?
B (1:17)
I have a boyfriend, so. Yeah, okay. He's a New York City cop. You better be careful. Oh, pardon me. I think you've got a wee booker up your nose right there. Down to the left a little bit.
A (1:32)
Honey, we have nine Amazon packages at the door.
B (1:35)
That's weird. I didn't. I didn't do that. Who did that? I don't know.
A (1:40)
Not me.
B (1:40)
Yeah, I did that. Sort of.
A (1:43)
Okay, so I saw that. I reached out. She came on the pod. I'm so glad. She's also been on Master of None. She's been on American Dad. She was on. I had it right here. Where is it, Barry? That was the third one. Yeah, Barry. So she's acting, she's writing, she's producing. She's incredible. So talented, so fun and I'm so glad you guys are here for our conversation. Only one quick thing to plug up top before we jump right in, which are my tour dates. If you're hearing this the day it comes out. I'm going to be in Phoenix this weekend, February 7th and 8th. Go to PeteHomes.com for tickets, followed by my show at Largo on February 15th. Then I'm coming to Vancouver. We added a second show in Vancouver. Thank you, my Canadian weirdos. On February 21st. The dates after that are Atlantic City, New Jersey. Austin, Texas, St. Louis, Missouri, Nashville, Tennessee, and Royal Oak, Michigan. Get tickets. All of those. I promise, if you saw me last time I was in your town, it'll be a different hour. And I'm really excited about my new stuff, so I hope you like it as much as I do. In the meantime, enjoy. Mary Elizabeth. This is such a fun one. Glad you're here. Check it out. Get into it.
