ADDRESSING THE VIDEO! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast: "ADDRESSING THE VIDEO!" (Ep. 187)

Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Release Date: October 20, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode centers around a now-viral video of Peyton being hit on at a mall—something he recounted in an earlier episode but is now immortalized (and memed) across the Internet. Peyton and Cam break down how it feels to see yourself "in the wild," the discord between self-perception and reality, and the Internet's sometimes unsettling obsession with their personal lives. As always, the duo marvels at each other, roast themselves and each other, and get hilariously candid about everything from parenting and childhood experimentation to hypothetical funeral parties and, yes, even eating tacos at record speed.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Viral Video: Peyton Gets Hit On at the Mall

Timestamp: [22:29 – 36:41]

• The Set-Up: Peyton revisits a story he told a few weeks ago, where a stranger hit on him at the mall. The incident was captured on video by the woman and subsequently went viral (over 10 million views), thereby “validating” Peyton’s story for skeptical fans.

  • Peyton: “Can I say I told y’all so? … All the comments were like, oh, Peyton wasn’t lying. Peyton wasn’t lying. They talked about this on YSK podcast.” [23:09]

• Self-Perception vs. Reality: Watching the video unsettles Peyton, who realizes he looks, walks, and turns around differently than he imagined. He laments his “stiff walk” and comments on his body image.

  • Peyton: “I thought I looked sexy when I’m walking, but really, I’m looking weird, right? … Like they bought me at the Lego store and they put me together.” [25:28]
  • Cam: “I’ve literally been telling you since, like 2018, dude, you need a foam roll. Like, you’re stiff.” [30:39]

• Internet Reactions: Fans screenshot embarrassing moments, and memes proliferate. Peyton discusses body image with characteristic humor, and the pair poke fun at each other’s appearance and walk.

  • Peyton: “No one told me I was that thick. … Like, in that video, it looked like I needed a Nike training bra on. Like, my yetis were out, dog.” [26:55]

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2. Cam’s Son Malachi: Outdoor Parenting Debates

Timestamp: [03:58 – 11:10]

• Pumpkin Patch Outing: Peyton and Cam recount taking Malachi to his first pumpkin patch for a Halloween Patreon video. Peyton good-naturedly critiques Cam’s parenting—in particular, whether Malachi is being exposed to the outdoors enough, comparing grass-touching “stats” and the “indoor baby” debate.

  • Peyton: “I didn’t know. In Malachi’s eight months of being on this earth, he’s never touched grass.” [06:59]
  • Cam: “My son has 100% touched grass double digit times. … He doesn’t like crawling in it yet due to multiple reasons.” [08:16]

• Lovingly Roasting Each Other’s Families: The conversation turns to baby fashion, Malachi’s reaction to animals, and the cultural oddities of pumpkin patches.

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3. Family Stories & Childhood Embarrassments

Timestamp: [13:47 – 21:35]

• Pinata Mishap: Cam shares a story from his niece’s birthday party, where his young nephew accidentally whacks him in the knee with a bat.

  • Cam: “Exact same thing that happened in that video on the golf course where the guy hits his shin with the club. … He takes the bat and goes right in my knee.” [18:41]

• Bonding Over Shared Family Chaos: Both hosts draw connections between their upbringings, reflecting warmly (and humorously) on parenting styles and mishaps.

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4. “Would You Leave Your Spouse for Cheating 60 Years Ago?”

Timestamp: [63:24 – 73:48]

• The Scenario: Peyton poses a viral headline to Cam: a 99-year-old divorces his 96-year-old wife upon discovering she cheated over 60 years ago.

  • Cam: “He’s tripping. … That is almost a century old.” [64:05]

• Personal Principles: Peyton and Cam debate staying versus leaving, at what time interval cheating stops mattering, and how age, duration, and principle factor into life-long relationships.

  • Peyton: “I think he’s the most noble guy because he is a man of principle. Right? I don’t care when you did it.” [66:28]
  • Cam: “If we’re in our 50s…and she’s like, ‘I used to cheat, like, heavily’—First off, there’s no getting told.” [68:16]

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5. Candid Childhood Admissions & Gender Experimentation

Timestamp: [80:51 – 86:24]

• Peyton’s Confession: Peyton shares how, as a kid, he experimented with his mom’s makeup and clothes, even trying to start a YouTube makeup channel. He describes his parents as fostering an environment of self-exploration.

  • Peyton: “As a 26-year-old man, the sundress is the most comfortable garment I’ve ever worn.” [84:44]
  • Cam: “Liv’s moomoos rock.” [84:50]

• Normalization and Humor: The duo treats Peyton’s experimentation with humor and acceptance, highlighting their own experiences and poking fun at each other’s childhoods.

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6. Outlandish Hypotheticals—Peyton’s Funeral Plans

Timestamp: [43:54 – 49:00]

• Peyton outlandishly describes his dream funeral:

  • Paid admission, standing room only

  • Open bar, a DJ, looping podcast clips

  • Himself taxidermied and wheeled in by “bottle girls”

  • Merchandise sales and live-streaming on Patreon

  • Peyton: “I’m getting wheeled out, action position to ‘The Abyss’ by the Weeknd.” [46:24]

  • Cam: “Peyton’s dumbest moments. … Animal. Fruit Loops do have different flavors.” [45:44]

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7. Internet Fame, Parasocial DMs, and Weird Requests

Timestamp: [58:02 – 62:24]

• DMs Gone Wild: Peyton discusses how the virality of the “mall video” brings onslaughts of direct messages—many extremely personal or outright bizarre, including offers to buy personal items, feet pics, or even teeth and underwear for large sums.

  • Peyton: “If y’all send me the money initially, I’ll take it and I will give you your service. I will polish these feet up.” [59:17]
  • Cam: “Someone offered to buy those teeth off of me.” [59:35]

• Line Drawing: The hosts play a game on what they’d (not) sell for $10,000—urging listeners to consider the limits of parasocial influence.

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8. Food Challenges: The Taco Eating Contest

Timestamp: [50:07 – 58:02]

• Culinary Chaos: In an impromptu bit, Cam and Peyton see who can eat a Taco Bell taco the fastest, leading to competitive banter and self-deprecating humor (“the real throat goat”).

  • Peyton: “Y’all know the real throat goat is. Stop playing with me. Child’s play out here.” [54:58]

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9. Childhood Social Mishaps

Timestamp: [76:51 – 80:50]

• Cam’s Youthful Lying Adventure: Cam recalls lying to girls in middle school about a social event, only to be called out by his friend Andreas in real-time, ruining his “cool factor.”

  • Cam: “In that moment, I was baffled at the block by Andreas.” [79:08]

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Notable & Memorable Quotes

• Peyton: “Like they bought me at the Lego store and they put me together.” [25:39]
• Cam: “Dude, you need a foam roll. Like, you’re stiff.” [30:39]
• Peyton: “No one told me I was that thick…looked like I needed a Nike training bra on.” [26:55]
• Cam: “He’s tripping. … That is almost a century old.” (on the 99-year-old divorcing wife) [64:05]
• Peyton: “If y’all send me the money initially, I’ll take it and I will give you your service. I will polish these feet up.” [59:17]
• Peyton: “As a 26-year-old man, the sundress is the most comfortable garment I’ve ever worn.” [84:44]

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Memorable Moments By Timestamp

• [23:09 – 27:28]: Peyton discovers and analyzes the viral mall video; real-time discoveries about his body image.
• [43:54 – 49:00]: Peyton’s outrageous plan for his funeral.
• [54:58]: Peyton wins the on-air taco speed-eating contest—“real throat goat.”
• [59:17 – 61:08]: Peyton and Cam riff about internet requests for their personal items.
• [84:44]: Peyton advocates for sundresses (“the most comfortable garment I’ve ever worn”).

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Tone & Dynamic

The tone remains consistently irreverent, self-deprecating, and brutally honest. Peyton and Cam’s long friendship provides a foundation for both vulnerability and savage roast sessions, often blurring the line between sincerity and absurdist bit. Heartfelt moments (about parenting, identity, or public scrutiny) are often punctuated by runaway jokes or comic relief.

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For New or Casual Listeners

• The episode is a mix of off-the-wall humor, hard-earned vulnerability, and real insight into the weirdness of Internet semi-celebrity. While the episode riffs on a specific viral clip, it widens into relatable discussions about how we see ourselves, childhood experimentation, boundaries with fans, and honest conversations about relationships and trust.
• If you want a window into the parasocial life—being “known” by strangers because of the internet—this episode provides a perfect, and very funny, case study.

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Additional Notes

• Ads, intro, and outro sections have been omitted.
• Patreon and special video content alluded to throughout.
• Occasional discussion may not be suitable for all ages due to sexual innuendo and candid adult humor.

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Closing Reminder:
As always, Peyton and Cam encourage their listeners to be themselves unapologetically—and not to DM wildly inappropriate things.
Peyton: “It’s okay for you to explore and find out what you do and don’t like.” [87:12]

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Transcript

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Oh, we got scam back in the city.

[Peyton]

Yeah, These cowboys out here snitching, they with the rat Pack fa.

[Cam]

Hit him with the chopper. That's that rat fa. Oh, I got this Fah. Sorry. I love that way too much.

[Peyton]

We got this.

[Cam]

Oh, my God, dude. Oh, I looked at my son in his face.

[Peyton]

I went.

[Cam]

I got this fa.

[Peyton]

You did what? Hit him.

[Cam]

No, I didn't hit him. I did the noise.

[Peyton]

I pretended.

[Cam]

Yeah, he liked it, though.

[Peyton]

Yeah, he was like this. That's not good.

[Cam]

Well, a little bit of shock factor first.

[Peyton]

Can I talk about your son?

[Cam]

Let's talk about it.

[Peyton]

First of all, happy week to you. Come here. Give me some. Happy week to you. Happy week.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Happy week, dude.

[Cam]

Happy life.

[Peyton]

Happy life. Happy wife.

[Cam]

Take your pants off. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

Hey.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[CJ]

There.

[Cam]

No, something flew. Something was. He said, hey, let me out of here. Let me out of here. It's been so long. Those lights are so bright. I look great.

[Peyton]

Oh, can I say one thing?

[Cam]

My son watches one thing.

[Peyton]

Yeah. This is about your son.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

We went to a pumpkin because there's gonna be a Patreon video that comes out on Halloween of me and Cam going one on one. Pumpkin carving. And the judge is ultimately Malachi Jebediah Rufus Emphony Kennediah Kennedy.

[Cam]

He is. Yes, yes, yes.

[Peyton]

Great video.

[Cam]

Halloween is the Day dropped.

[Peyton]

It's a great video. It's over on the Patreon for prime and royalty members, right?

[Cam]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

Beautiful video. I am really happy about this video.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Behind the scenes of this video, though, your son was there.

[Cam]

He was.

[Peyton]

He was right. This is Malachi's first pumpkin patch.

[Cam]

First ever.

[Peyton]

Beautiful time.

[Cam]

Beautiful time.

[Peyton]

He was in these. What was that?

[Cam]

Overalls? Yeah, overalls.

[Peyton]

Flamboyant type of shoes.

[Cam]

Hey, hey, Whoa.

[Peyton]

They were flamboyant shoes. They were furry. They were definitely. I'm in musical theater. I mean, they were.

[Cam]

I'm a cute baby. My mom likes to dress me like I'm a grown man already. They were cute.

[Peyton]

Little, like, baby, like. They were crock things. I'm not saying they weren't. I thought they were adorable.

[Cam]

Oh, then call them adorable.

[Peyton]

They're adorable. Adorable flamboyant.

[Cam]

Just adorable. They're adorable. Rocks.

[Peyton]

They're adorable. Cute little clogs.

[Cam]

They're cl. Yeah, clog. Oh, you know you warranted it. Okay.

[Peyton]

Hey. With the rat pet. All right, here we go. You need to do better at fathering your son. No, I think that's where we start this episode.

[Cam]

Just blanket that.

[Peyton]

I do.

[Cam]

How?

[Peyton]

Why? You know, I, I, you know there's a bit of viral clip of me talking about Malachi going to the pool, right?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

And I was talking about y'.

[Cam]

All.

[Peyton]

I don't like the way y' all dress him to the pool.

[Cam]

I don't like it very white. You gotta protect the skin.

[Peyton]

And I made fun of him saying he's an indoor baby. Right? And all the comments were like, on one of the accounts that clipped it, they were saying, oh, Peyton, you shouldn't talk about him like, that's a baby when he grows up. Well, him, I don't care. But you hear that now? He went to the pumpkin patch. Lot of hay, a lot of grass.

[Cam]

Correct? Yes.

[Peyton]

I didn't know. In Malachi's eight months of being on this earth, he's never touched grass.

[Cam]

He's touched grass. He's not fully comfortable with it. There's a big difference.

[Peyton]

How many times has he touched grass?

[Cam]

He's touched grass. He's definitely 100%, no exaggeration, touched grass at least double digits now.

[Peyton]

No, no shot. That's not a baby. That's such grass. A double digit amount of time no, no.

[Cam]

Now listen to me.

[Peyton]

You ever seen a dog Ears?

[Cam]

Ears, right now, big ears.

[Peyton]

Just to prove that he's wrong. You ever seen a dog put on those shoes and they try to walk around the house like that? That was Malachi. As soon as he touched grass, I.

[Cam]

Guarantee, after the 10th time, that dog's still not gonna like it. Because they feel contained. They feel. They feel unhuman.

[Peyton]

Undog.

[Cam]

Uncanine. So Malachi in the grass. This is my son. My backyard, my house. I know how many times he's done it. He has been. He has been taken and set on his tush in my backyard.

[Peyton]

Big tush, big tush. Big old man. Onion booty.

[Cam]

He's got that little crack.

[Peyton]

Long crack on the baby.

[Cam]

Long crack goes up to like the L3.

[Peyton]

Yeah, we should get that checked out.

[Cam]

Imagine. Means he has a lot of. He might come eventually. Now see, now this is where y' all need to go to hell. Because you sick goblins clean your mind. Correct?

[Peyton]

It's like almost like these cameras out here snitching. They with the Rat Pack.

[Cam]

Here we go. What I was saying, my son has 100% touched grass double digit times. More than nine, less than 100. But he doesn't like crawling in it yet due to multiple reasons. Majority of his grass touching days came before his knees. It came before he crawled.

[Peyton]

He wasn't mobile.

[Cam]

It was kind of just plop him and sit him. He looks cute. Sun hits his face. Take a couple pictures, Take him inside so he doesn't stink.

[Peyton]

God bless, right?

[Cam]

This is probably now, this is probably one of the first times he has fully sat and touched the grass with optimum mobility.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Doesn't like it.

[Peyton]

Doesn't like it.

[Cam]

Didn't like it.

[Peyton]

He didn't cry loud.

[Cam]

God. He didn't do what he was supposed to. I reprimanded him for that. And he sold a. A good part of what we had going. But don't worry, we fixed.

[Peyton]

We fixed it. We fixed it.

[Cam]

Yeah. My kid, he's not gonna be. Nothing wrong with all the indoor babies.

[Peyton]

Your kid is a. Your kid is a prima donna. Like Nepo baby. He is. Because whenever I brought it up to you as a brother, because I can say things to you that majority of people can't. I can be really. If something's not right, I'll tell you. Correct, right? So I'm like, hey, bro, fix my nephew. I don't like that. Like, go. As soon as you go home, lay him out in some grass and make him nap. There Right. And you go, I go, has he ever been outside? Cam goes, yeah, he's been outside in his stroller with the fan in it.

[Cam]

Okay? That's on walks when it's hot as hell and the sun's bright again. My son is a vampire. Extremely pasty. Now, let's go back to the statistics, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You said in his eight months of life, he's not good on grass, right? Eight months. Pretty small sample size, right? So now what if here, in maybe a couple months, he starts talking and then maybe a year later, he can fully form sentences and he goes, uncle P, why did you complain about me as an eight month old in grass when you. When you're 28 and you can't swim and you don't like water.

[Peyton]

Because I'm more black than you, Malachi.

[Cam]

And he goes, skin color doesn't matter when it comes to swimming in the water.

[Peyton]

Oh. I go, let me tell you something. Oh, let me teach you. No, but. But I'm just saying, because whenever I was eight months old, I was already. I was already doing outside activities.

[Cam]

Oh. Because you can just bing, bam, boom, recall the memories. Oh, I remember when I was 8 months old.

[Peyton]

Oh, it was a great time. No, I don't remember it, but I have. I have photos. I was. I was. I had a petting zoo, and I was eight months old. I was at a petting zoo. Like, I was inside with the animals.

[Cam]

Okay, now this is getting fascinating because he literally, at that pumpkin patch, was.

[Peyton]

In a petting zoo. No, no.

[Cam]

Different with animals.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. At eight months old, I was in the Chicken Coo. You were holding him next to the Piggly Wiggly.

[Cam]

Okay, well, they had their chickens hostage. They were in that little house.

[Peyton]

They did a little house.

[Cam]

Put him in the house. He was right next to that goat named Titan or whatever his name is.

[Peyton]

Go.

[Cam]

Dude, that was a creepy goat.

[Peyton]

Weird goat. Oh, weird. Go. A goat without horns is a goat. I don't like.

[Cam]

I don't like a hornless goat. You just look like a coward and you're like. You're gonna like slime.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, I don't like it.

[Peyton]

Goats are so unpredictable.

[Cam]

Do pumpkin patches give you racism vibes now? Let's just talk about slightly.

[Peyton]

Depending on where they're at.

[Cam]

It's just. It's something about it.

[Peyton]

Majority of things.

[Cam]

Do I really care?

[Peyton]

Okay, well, like Sonic, whenever they used to rollerblade up to you, I was like, that does not feel relevant now. That doesn't feel like of today. You understand what I'M saying that doesn't.

[Cam]

Feel up today, but I also don't immediately go, that's not right. That's a little hateful. No, I just think I'm like, why the.

[Peyton]

You rollerblading? Yeah.

[Cam]

We got little robots with faces driving meals to people, and you're on roller skates.

[Peyton]

Like, oh, and like Cracker Barrel. Everybody that works or goes to a Cracker Barrel. Their favorite holidays, Fourth of July, like, 100%. Like, not Christmas, not Halloween. Thanksgiving. Fourth of July is their bread and butter, which is fine, but you got to understand the connotation that comes with that.

[Cam]

Their second favorite's Columbus Day.

[Peyton]

Pierce said, do not call me on Columbus Day. I'm not coming in. I'm not working. It is. It is the day of rest.

[Cam]

It is the day that our founding father, that mother, had a lot for us boys.

[Peyton]

You're just.

[Cam]

You're not appreciating it. Shut up, Pierce.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Oh, man off. Rip I got a story for you.

[Peyton]

Say something.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Why don't you say something?

[Cam]

My name. Why don't you make me say something?

[Peyton]

I'd make you stop saying something.

[Cam]

One on one. Fight without fists. Who wins? You and me. No fists. Me no.

[Peyton]

Paid without fists. Wait, what does that mean? Like we can't use our arms.

[Cam]

Yes. Like they're tied behind our back like this.

[Peyton]

Oh, me?

[Cam]

You think?

[Peyton]

Cam, I already.

[Cam]

You're not trained in any kicks, and I have a battering ram as a skull.

[Peyton]

First of all, it's the beginning of.

[Cam]

I would headbutt the out of you.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. Your head is a registered weapon in Nevada.

[Cam]

I literally. I'd break. The bridge of your nose would be shattered.

[Peyton]

Okay, but first of all, eight minutes into the episode.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Early in the morning. Why are you thinking about imminent violence onto me?

[Cam]

No, it's kind of like a quick thought just passing through. I wanted to give it to you.

[Peyton]

I feel like you have been more violent towards me recently. Like you've been wanting to. Like when I walk past the studio like that. Like, you bucket me now.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

But 100% I would win because already, when we wrestle, what do I do?

[Cam]

I would love to hear this answer. When we wrestle, what do you do?

[Peyton]

I bite.

[Cam]

Okay. Yeah, exactly.

[Peyton]

So I'm bite.

[Cam]

My arms are behind me.

[Peyton]

There's a lot to bite, a lot of meat to bite from. I'm like. I'm gonna go. This roll. No, this one. Ah, that one's here.

[Cam]

That is.

[Peyton]

I get to the gut.

[Cam]

So much to work with.

[Peyton]

You go.

[Cam]

God, you just start taking bites. Okay.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

There's no arms. So you're going to charge me like this.

[Peyton]

No, I'm going to get in and go.

[Cam]

And I knock you with my head.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Crooked.

[Peyton]

Your head is going to be the biggest disadvantage. I mean, your head regardless. Even in a normal fight, you lose.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh. Someone would hate for me to headbutt him.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I mean, right there.

[Peyton]

It's the worst.

[Cam]

Top of that.

[Peyton]

That little.

[Cam]

That little hard point right there. Just right to your.

[Peyton]

I'm glad. Years of you denying how disgustingly violent. Enlarge your skull is that you finally come around.

[Cam]

Now, that's not true. Now, if I was the average height of the average United States male with this noggin, I'd be in history books.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Now, because my body continued to bless me and grow in my favor and the head remained the same ever since I was 13 years of age.

[Peyton]

What body part grew at 16?

[Cam]

I go.

[Peyton]

I go.

[Cam]

Sophomore in high school.

[Peyton]

It's the biggest ever been.

[Cam]

Just kidding. Wait, when does. Okay, okay.

[Peyton]

Now we can get into it. Anatomy with ysk. Anatomy with ysk. Here we go.

[Cam]

Okay. So you're Johnson.

[Peyton]

Yes. When?

[Cam]

Yeah, when is it done?

[Peyton]

You know what's crazy?

[Cam]

We can grow until we're like 25 apparently. I don't think he grew in the 20s, but. I don't know.

[Peyton]

You want me to be honest with. Yeah, I don't. I don't think. I think I'm the only penis on earth that doesn't have a regulated size. No. Can I say this though? Every day I wake up, you're not dealing with me. No, no, no. Every day I wake up, it's so different. And then in different, like, parts of the day, like, it's just. There's no sense of consistency. If like, somebody would have, like come up to me with a million dollars, be like, how big is it? I was like, what time is it? You know, Like, I don't. I don't know.

[Cam]

It's like, kino dur toten. You're hitting that mystery box. Who's Keno Dart M60. Get M16, you little Uzi. And that one morning, you get that ray gun and you go, where is she? You go, come here. It's the best day. You gotta see him today. You gotta talk to him. Kino dartotin is a map of zombies.

[Peyton]

Oh, there's some nerd.

[Cam]

Yeah, enough of. Enough of genitalia. Sorry. Thank you for that journey. I'm right there with you, though I'm never once like, oh, it's the same every day. Some days the showers feel real cold.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And some days my body's just hanging low.

[Peyton]

Do you understand this whole thing, I started with like, what happened in your week, and you brought it into fighting me and then talking about our anatomy. So sorry.

[Cam]

So my niece's birthday, Coralie, she had a birthday party this weekend, right? We go, beautiful, fun, good old Daxon. Okay. Daxon was a polite young gentleman. He waited for his sister and all of her friends to knock down that old pinata.

[Peyton]

To those who don't know, who's Daxson?

[Cam]

Daxton's my nephew, Cor Lee's brother. He's younger. He's like four.

[Peyton]

Okay, so your four year old nephew.

[Cam]

Four year old nephew waits for all the eight year olds. The big kids, they're done. They knock the pinata, they fight over the candy. He goes, now's my time to shine.

[Peyton]

You love it.

[Cam]

Daddy, can I, can. Can I put the pinata back up and break it? Yeah, sure. Mark puts it back up. He goes, but I need people to watch me. People have to watch me do this.

[Peyton]

I agree with him and I go.

[Cam]

Oh, I'll bite, kid. All right, come on. I walk over there and it was the exact, exact Same thing that happened in that video on the golf course where the guys walking up and the guy rear backs and hits his shin with the club. And he goes, me to tears. I literally walk up, he goes, uncle Cam, pull it.

[Peyton]

Make it go.

[Cam]

I go, all right, so to do that, you gotta. He literally takes the bat and goes right in my knee.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And I literally went, mother. And I'm looking away from it, and he's still just swinging. And I take the thing and I kind of throw it toward him. It's an empty pinata. It's just like a cardboard box. I throw it toward him, he goes. He's trying to fight in, and I am just in agony.

[Peyton]

Go give him a real bat.

[Cam]

It's like a.

[Peyton]

It's like.

[Cam]

It's plastic, okay. But it's one of those thin plastic.

[Peyton]

Ones, so it gives you a little air in it.

[Cam]

I'll have a bruise tomorrow.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So then I am pissed. So he goes, here, you hit it. And I go, all right. He gets out the way. I do not strike him with the bat. I take it one hand. I hit it clean in the middle of that pinata explodes. I throw the bat down. I go, see ya. And I walked off. It hurts so bad.

[Peyton]

You are that adult, right? Oh, yeah. Yes.

[Cam]

He. I. My mission is to mess with that boy. Every time he sees me, he just walks in.

[Peyton]

He goes, yeah, y' all been boxing.

[Cam]

For a minute, y'. All. Dude, it was. I. It was hard not to laugh.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Because it was that exact same scene from that video.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it was.

[Cam]

I was talking to him, and he just. And I went, it hurts so bad, bro. Oh, it was funny.

[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Yeah, probably three or four.

[Peyton]

I told the story about how I went to the mall and this girl came up to me. She hit on me, like, asking for directions to my heart. Fantastic. By the way, it's a great fire line, quote, unquote.

[Cam]

Oh, that's fire.

[Peyton]

That's fire. Yeah. I'm gonna break down this video because my perception of how things went, it's not how it looked in that video. Little different, man.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I wake up. My dad sent me this video. My mom sent me this video. All my friends sent me this video.

[Cam]

Oh, I just liked and reposted it. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

[Peyton]

Why y' all reposting? Okay, so look. So look. So what? See, Robbie's trying to hit on her. So I told this story about this girl hitting on me at the mall. Yes, the story did pretty well on TikTok. Like, everybody was like, oh, this is another one of Peyton's stories. But there's always that part of the Internet that's like, oh, these guys are liars. They lie about all this. So there Was still a majority of those comments under that story. Regardless.

[Cam]

Story was. Yeah, all that, Right.

[Peyton]

A couple days ago, the girl who hit on me at the mall just decided to post the video. Right. She didn't know who I was or what the podcast was or that I talked about it. So all the comments were like, oh, Peyton wasn't lying. Peyton wasn't lying. They talked about this on YSK podcast. And the girl that took the video was responding to all these comments being like, who the is Peyton? Yeah. And what's the YSK podcast now? The way I told the story, I told the story how it went, right?

[Cam]

Pretty accurate.

[Peyton]

You could see, like, almost line for line, almost. And knowing me in my memory, going line for line on something is not a part of my bag.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Seeing that video, right? Three million, four million views? No, I think that. What is that, five million views now?

[Cam]

So it's up five, six million. It's almost a million likes.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So, like, five million views in a day. Seeing that video has made me realize I look different than I think I do when interacting with people like that. Like, that is a haunting thing to see it.

[Cam]

I hate that.

[Peyton]

Holy.

[Cam]

Oh, my God, dude.

[Peyton]

First of all, let's start with the beginning of the video. Me walking through the mall. Who the was gonna tell me I walk like that?

[Cam]

I've been trying for years. No one said I've been trying for years. After Stiff up, rock solid, I. I.

[Peyton]

Mean, it's like I'm still in the back. Brace for middle school.

[Cam]

I've been trying, dog.

[Peyton]

Oh. Oh, dude.

[Cam]

What's up, man? Oh, I love it, though. So I'm thinking.

[Peyton]

I'm thinking that I'm looking. I'm looking sexy when I'm walking, but reality, I'm. I'm looking weird, right? I'm looking like I'm built together. I look like I. I was put together.

[Cam]

Glued you together.

[Peyton]

Like they bought me at the Lego store and they put me together, right? And so in my mind, even when I told the story, when she goes, excuse me, excuse me. In my mind, I'm like this. Yeah, you have even. You have.

[Cam]

You have more like shrinkage.

[Peyton]

Like. Yeah, I could have sworn in my mind, that's how I looked.

[Cam]

And.

[Peyton]

And that's how I look at all times. Excuse me. I thought I went like this in the video. I'm like this. Yeah. What? There's no one told me so much of the bottom teeth show. Why there's so much bottom teeth show when I talk. I was like this.

[Cam]

You say, how can I help you. This is.

[Peyton]

Dude.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Cam]

And, oh, so good.

[Peyton]

This was four weeks ago before I started, like, my health journey, right? Well, this was. It was, like, four weeks ago. Yeah. No one told me I was that thick. Like, in that video, it looked like I needed a Nike training bra on. Like, my. My yetis were out, dog. Like, she could have played with me like this. She could have been like, can I. Directions to your. Like, that's what you should have done is played with my.

[Cam]

My.

[Peyton]

My B cups.

[Cam]

She goes, directions to your heart. No, she goes, what about your.

[Peyton]

I'm not going. She could have me. I don't. Oh, she could have. She could have squeezed me.

[Cam]

Oh. She goes, what do you say about that one, huh?

[Peyton]

So I'm looking at this video like, holy. I was big. I'm still big. I'm working on it, but I'm less than that now. I'm so. And I'm thinking, right? Whenever she's talking to me, right? Asking for direction.

[Cam]

No, no, it wasn't a blow. I was trying to get as far away from this shoe talking.

[Peyton]

I thought you just snot rocking into that couch.

[Cam]

As if you haven't literally, like, gurgled your own saliva mixed with a liquid and spit it everywhere.

[Peyton]

You've done. You've gurgled some of mine and spit it everywhere. That's too far. And honestly, I get. I get the discomfort, and I'm sorry. All right. But anyway, back to this video, because this video is viral right now. We got to talk about it. It's 10 million views, right? So. So. So, like, in two days, it's gonna have 30 million views, right?

[Cam]

Like, there's 28 million viewed video. Yeah.

[Peyton]

It has about 4 million likes right now, if you look. Anyway, so my are out. I'm fat. I turn around different than I think I do. Right. I think, right. I have this thing whenever, especially, like, women are talking to me. And I wasn't, like, flirting with her. Obviously, I told her that. I mean, I'm in a thing.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

But I like to, like, you know, show a sign of comfort to women. Right. I look them deeply in their eyes when they speak to me.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

Like, I just. What I do, that's, like, a sign of respect to me. And so in my mind, I was doing that to her, and I thought I look sexy. Like, I'm hitting one of these.

[Cam]

It's like a soft glaze, like a very calm.

[Peyton]

Right? So she's talking to me, asking for directions. I think I'm going, like, this. Yeah, for sure. I look at the video, I'm like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead. Who the was I checking for? No one told me I look like this when I talk to people.

[Cam]

You said, yeah, man.

[Peyton]

Actually, in. I was. I was looking for people on the roof.

[Cam]

Relationship.

[Peyton]

Yes. I have an underbite. Yeah, I. I'm built like a bulldog. No one. I'm a furry black bulldog. That's what I look like. I got an underbite, a gut, and like, what the man? And I breathe with my mouth.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Your Nick is breathing.

[Peyton]

Bulldog. I'm like, English bulldog.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. You're an attractive English bulldog. Holy. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Put it on a shirt.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Put your face on a bulldog shirt.

[Peyton]

James is going to make that graphic. No.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

And. And to top it all off, the Internet has this beautiful thing where they like to take screenshots of me and you and put them in the comments. Now all the screenshots are me standing like this. No, I don't got no direction. I got a girl. What's your name?

[Cam]

He said, I'm a relationship. He said, oh, no, that's fire, though. That's fire. Dude. That is. I mean, that is. That's arguably, like, worst case scenario.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And it's. It's. It's good that your word is now more valid to the masses. Like, yeah, this did happen. There's physical proof. Yeah, but when you see a video of yourself, dog.

[Peyton]

Oh, I mean, who told me? I. Why didn't you say I walk like that?

[Cam]

I've literally been telling you since, like 2018. Like, dude, you need a foam roll. Like, you're stiff.

[Peyton]

Dude, I've been literally in my mirror practicing my turnaround haze. Like, like, I'm like, I'm trying to tuck the chin.

[Cam]

It's almost like. It's almost like you. You were like, yearning for someone to talk to you because she said, hey, excuse me.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Like, he felt immediately say, oh, yeah, what's up? You. Yeah, hey, hey, hey. Like, dude. And I'm not gonna lie, I watched it like eight times.

[Peyton]

Me too.

[Cam]

It's impossible not to.

[Peyton]

So I am horrible.

[Cam]

And as soon as it goes to the next person, I'm just like, yeah, we're off. Started. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

But. But you know what cj? CJ says about eight words a day. He took his eight words to make fun of me. He was like. He was like, yeah, bro, your lower half was stiff and it was all over. He said, he said. He said, it looks like, your feet were planted in the ground with cement.

[Cam]

Like, just, like, rotating. You're like, no, I don't really know.

[Peyton]

Oh, me.

[Cam]

I'm in a relationship. Hold on real quick.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And why is so much. Why is so much of this out? So much of this is out.

[Cam]

It's not out, I think. Okay. Do you. Do you bow your chest when you walk?

[Peyton]

No, I. Not intentionally.

[Cam]

Okay. Okay. That's fair.

[Peyton]

Really. Not. I just.

[Cam]

Just move the mic real quick and sit up dead straight. Just sit straight. Like, you know.

[Peyton]

Sorry. Back.

[Cam]

Not on it. Like. Like, you're just sitting, like, right there.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

A lot of pro nation. Narrate your walk. How about I give you a sexy tune? No, it's a arms.

[Peyton]

It is.

[Cam]

They're back.

[Peyton]

You're like.

[Cam]

You're walking like K. Rob, your arms are back, dog. Drop your arms. Complete.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Now. Okay, but from there, look. Drop your arms. I do not walk like that. No, you're just bad bub.

[Peyton]

I love you. Your hands are completely back. Okay, look. Now we're back. Right? How am I.

[Cam]

So look, the thing. The biggest thing for you is.

[Peyton]

So I was right.

[Cam]

Your shoulders do pronate.

[Peyton]

Very, very pronate.

[Cam]

They go forward.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's from.

[Cam]

That's very, very typical. People that game sit on a desk a lot. Yeah, you're like that.

[Peyton]

So.

[Cam]

So you. In your instance, you're thinking, bring my whole arms back. In reality, you just keep your arms low. Yeah, but just shoulders. Arms low.

[Peyton]

Bring your shoulders. Arms low.

[Cam]

Okay, so go completely normal.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No, like, no one's watching. You just stand. You're not impressing anybody.

[Peyton]

Okay, here's our stand.

[Cam]

Now just drag. That's not even that bad. Yeah, I think it might be. When there's nothing in your hands.

[Peyton]

I think when you're holding something, it's like, I had. I had my phone and a drink.

[Cam]

In my hand, but that's like handheld. Like, I don't know.

[Peyton]

Okay, let's try. Let's. Let's try. Listen. Okay, let's try my turnaround. Hello? Okay. All right. You're trying to hit on me, cj. We blur my lower back here.

[Cam]

Okay, here we go. Here we go.

[Peyton]

You. It's about to be winner.

[Cam]

Here we go.

[Peyton]

Here we go. Yeah.

[Cam]

Excuse me. Excuse.

[Peyton]

What's up? Oh, God. Was that good?

[Cam]

Oh, that was way too theatrical.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Did you almost fall?

[Peyton]

Here we go. Here we go.

[Cam]

Excuse me, sir. Excuse, sir. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me. No, you. I'm not your mom. I'm not your mom. You dropped your little phone Back there, guy, huh? What do you say? These kids want to take a picture with you. You're walking all crooked, huh? I'm not your mommy. Bite me, loser. Okay, one serious.

[Peyton]

Okay, one serious one.

[Cam]

Don't be theatrical.

[Peyton]

I'm not being.

[Cam]

Just turn around.

[Peyton]

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Cam]

Here we go.

[Peyton]

Don't CJ blur my back here. There we go.

[Cam]

Excuse me. Excuse me.

[Peyton]

Yeah, what's going on now? The tour. That was bad. He was bad.

[Cam]

Spin.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Okay, that's my bad.

[Cam]

One more thing.

[Peyton]

One more. Here we go.

[Cam]

Excuse me.

[Peyton]

Yeah, what's up?

[Cam]

You knocked over a drink? Oh, my God. He can't help himself. Oh, my God. He can't do it.

[Peyton]

Okay, all right, whatever. I'm going back down. I'm going back down.

[Cam]

Aluminum noise. It went. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Well, that's. I'm just saying.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no.

[Peyton]

He's gonna cry.

[Cam]

He's gonna get in his car. Cry. He's gonna cry. Oh, you're gonna cry. God, your lower back. Let me see real quick. Hair.

[Peyton]

Wait, will you braid my lower back hair?

[Cam]

You just went from rub to braid in two seconds.

[Peyton]

Can you braid?

[Cam]

No, No. I mean, I've tried on Liv's hair. Not on the fine little. Little pubic. This.

[Peyton]

I'm just saying, bro. It's just.

[Cam]

How do you get to lock up like that?

[Peyton]

I'm just saying, bro, like, that video made me look at myself so differently.

[Cam]

No, that video is one of the greatest things ever. Because it's so funny. But it also reminded me. It's like those moments. You said it perfectly. The overarching story. 100% true. It happened now when you recalled it in your mind. Some dramatization came in. You remember things a little different.

[Peyton]

Yeah, okay, but you gotta understand, I experienced it. Not through the lens of her phone.

[Cam]

Or her Ray Ban meta creep glasses.

[Peyton]

Whenever your mind is going through something. I was going through a panic attack. I was genuinely freaking out. I had.

[Cam]

Hell, you thought she had four arms. She's like.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Dog that. But that reminded me. It's like the same scenario when I was younger. We were at this. It was like a social. Did y' all have socials? Dude.

[Peyton]

What? Oh, mom took me to the deaf social. No, that's not a joke. No, it's not. I'm not funny. The deaf social for the school of the deaf. The teacher deaf.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no. Why were you there? Why the hell. What age was this?

[Peyton]

Oh, I was probably about 6.

[Cam]

Why did your mother. Of all of all people on this beautiful earth.

[Peyton]

So I could do that. Shout out to our deaf.

[Cam]

Oh, no, wait, wait. There is. What? The Houston show? No, you.

[Peyton]

Those were blind. No, they weren't.

[Cam]

We used to talk about this day. Oh, my God. I didn't know it was gonna be today.

[Peyton]

I'm so sorry. Oh, but if they're vi. If they're. If they watch the YouTube videos. Yes. Then they just saw that.

[Cam]

Or they have the captions. Either.

[Peyton]

Or they have the captions.

[Cam]

Oh, man.

[Peyton]

That's.

[Cam]

That. Now that you.

[Peyton]

That's.

[Cam]

That's something. I'm gonna change the topic real quick.

[Peyton]

But they can't get mad at me. They cannot. That's a genuine mistake.

[Cam]

Genuine. No, ill mistake. No malice in your heart. No, no, no. Now you're. It's. It's like a band aid over shot. Let's just calm down. Let's calm down. You're putting some hydrogen peroxide over a severed limb like the damage is done. Okay, let's calm down.

[Peyton]

Sorry, sorry.

[Cam]

But what I was saying. What I was saying. Oh. Oh, I. The only. Now this might get. But the only thing.

[Peyton]

No, no, Kim, no.

[Cam]

I was just saying. From. From Planet of the Apes home.

[Peyton]

Yes. Yeah. Because apes communicate in sign language, which is. It's impressive.

[Cam]

Right. That's for a different.

[Peyton]

Can I say something about that?

[Cam]

Go for it.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

Apes. Well, no, I'm gonna say you. As long as you let me talk. No, I'm sick. I'm saying. Because as soon as I genuinely want to jump into a fun conversation with you, you're gonna be like, be careful. Racist white man colonizer.

[Peyton]

That's funny. Okay, look, the people that train gorillas, right? You know, who's that white lady? Or she just passed away recently. Right? The old white lady that, like, raised that gorilla to, like, talk.

[Cam]

Oh. And like all that.

[Peyton]

And do the sign language. How do you get to that point?

[Cam]

No, no, seriously. What? Like, think about it. And you know the best part? Yeah. These people are taking classes, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

That are made by other humans.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

With notes from humans.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Reading from a textbook of humans.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And then once you do all the human. You are officially a zoologist of gorillas.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And I know that's obviously not how it works, but I'm right there with you. I'm like, at what point? Like, it's almost one of those things. You have to be in the field. You. They. I like. I don't. If someone goes to SMU and studies apes for four years.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

It's like, I don't. I really don't care.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

What you say about it. I know you're probably. Your stats are right, all the theories are right, but it's like you don't live with them.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Now some of these people, they're really in. They're like.

[Peyton]

They're out there.

[Cam]

They're in the field. They're in them cages.

[Peyton]

I'm not talking about the people that study this. The gorillas like monkeys. I'm not talking about. I'm talking about the people like that get these chimps or like these gorillas as a baby, and they teach them how to speak sign language and teach Them human things. Like, have you seen that one gorilla that she was literally just speaking to it and he was responding, but through sign language at a certain point. Right.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

I don't know how true that is. Or is it. Or did they just teach it?

[Cam]

Skeptical.

[Peyton]

I am skeptical. Peptical. Very. But. Right. How? Like, I think. And I'm not trying to take away from her studies because she seems like one of the nice white ladies. I'll make a nice milk rice.

[Cam]

Oh, right.

[Peyton]

And she'll, like, you know, rub you. Yeah. She was one of the good ones. And rest in peace if she's still. If she's gone. But I know that's clapping. Clapping. But, like, rest. Like, we do that. Like, you choose a good person.

[Cam]

No one ever rips with a clap. No one ever goes, oh, rest in peace.

[Peyton]

You've never clapped at a funeral. You don't clap at a funeral.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

If you had a good life, you deserve a standing ovation.

[Cam]

Now, that's true, but this is getting cultural. No. Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

We really sing hymns and cry. That's what we do. We sing hymns and cry, and then we eat some chicken salad and everyone drives home.

[Peyton]

Wait, y' all don't clap at funerals?

[Cam]

No, at my. At my coach in the sixth grade, when he passed away, the entire student body went to his funeral.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

It wasn't more of a clap, but it was a celebration of life.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

I still didn't clap.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

We didn't go. No.

[Peyton]

Like. Like, you ever had somebody go up there that doesn't take death well, and then they, like, just make a bunch of jokes and it's the funniest person in the world because everybody said so. You could say anything. We're going to laugh.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You've never been like. Yeah, no, like, so and so. Remember that how they used to act when they got alcohol and. Oh, you know what I mean? You've never clapped or, like, at the end of a funeral. Right? End of the funeral. Show's over.

[Cam]

It's not a show. It's not a. It's. This isn't a ticketed event. It's not a show.

[Peyton]

You don't think I'm.

[Cam]

If you paid money to go to somebody's funeral, they are con artists. If you pay. If you paid a general admission ticket to go view the dead.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no. But let me tell you something. And I'm putting this on camera. Play this at my funeral if Peyton Harden, God forbid, dies young.

[Cam]

Right? Whoa.

[Peyton]

I'm just saying, if it happens, let's get this on record. There's no free admission. Y' all are paying to get in there. Y' all are paying to get in there. No, no, it's going. It's going to my parents, right?

[Cam]

Oh, you're talking about soon.

[Peyton]

No, no, I'm just saying if anything happens, right, y' all are paying admission to get in my funeral, right? There's going to be no seating. It's standing room only because all the fans are allowed in. Like, there's no. Like, there's no special service for the friends and family. It's fans are all out. I would say, hopefully the fans are, like, nice and let y' all get to the front. But at the end of the day, who cares, right?

[Cam]

Open bar. Open bar.

[Peyton]

We're lit. We're lit, right? Everybody's lit.

[Cam]

Open bar.

[Peyton]

Y' all walk into there. I'm not there, right? Y' all walk in. Y' all walk into the funeral home, and normally, like, the body's there in the casket. I'm not there. Where's Peyton? Oh, there's nothing there. Everybody's standing. There's a dj. Everybody's like, right? Open bar. People are getting drinks. People are cheers right on the screen. You should know. Podcast on a loop, right? Just loop Peyton's greatest moments.

[Cam]

Peyton's dumbest moments.

[Peyton]

Dumbest moments.

[Cam]

And it's just like, no. No.

[Peyton]

Animal.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I'm like, no. Fruit Loops do have different flavors.

[Cam]

Come on. Come on. I don't believe it.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Leave it.

[Peyton]

Dinosaurs. So that's on a loop, right? Everybody's look. Where's Peyton? Where's Peyton? Lights drop. Lights drop. It's dark. It's like the undertaker's coming up.

[Cam]

And the best part is everybody's just standing. Yeah. There's not even seats for them to be. Everyone's like, whoa. What the.

[Peyton]

Whoa. Right? Door slam shut, and then boom. Smoke machine. And y' all know my dying wish is what? To get taxidermied. I'm getting wheeled out. Action position to the abyss by the Weeknd.

[Cam]

While the Weeknd is descending, doing a halftime performance, we have Abel Tesfe on the stage rocking the mic as Peyton is coming down the aisle of death like this to the front stage. You're like, yeah. And then you get up there, and then.

[Peyton]

And then you hear. You hear faintly from the distance. Pierce listener.

[Cam]

And now he goes. Welcome to the stage, Uncle P. Oh, my God, dude. Oh, my God. He goes. Dallas, Texas, for the last time.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And I'm getting. I'm getting wheeled out by My favorite bottle girls.

[Cam]

Oh, man.

[Peyton]

It was a collection of 15 of.

[Cam]

My favorite biograph will.

[Peyton]

And in my hands, they have the little light.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. You're literally like this. And they're just going.

[Peyton]

Oh, my. Dude. That would be t. That's what I want my funeral to be. What the. The point of being sad. You know what I mean?

[Cam]

Oh, my God, dude.

[Peyton]

Yes. And then every week, you can still do the pod. Just happens. Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Cam]

I'm like, my week was good, buddy. You're sitting like this. And I go, yeah, it's been. Been real sad without you here, man. What do you think? You're just holding it. I go, you know, I did to honor you. I actually tried. I actually tried new Fruit Loops. And, you know, I couldn't distinguish. They all were one flavor. And you're just holding it. Oh, that. That's morbid.

[Peyton]

Y' all even change the logo to me. Like, my side of the logo is like this.

[Cam]

Dude, that would be.

[Peyton]

Oh, man. Oh, and I'm selling merch at my funeral. Oh, my God. Y' all are gonna get rich. My funeral.

[Cam]

And I thought you said it's going to your parents.

[Peyton]

Well, yeah, but.

[Cam]

But then get cuts.

[Peyton]

Well, no, look, for the people that can't make it, we're gonna live stream it on Koala Royalty patreon.com. you should know podcast Quality Royalty live stream only. Quality Royalty live stream number 184. He's at my funeral. Robbie's trying to lob me up.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. We put a mic on you simply for celebratory measures, right? Halfway through the service, we just hear.

[Peyton]

Now, see, Too far.

[Cam]

I took it too far. We're passing out shots of Don Julio at your funeral. There's ghost machines and sparklers and bottle girls bringing the dead to the stage to perform with Abel. And I take it too far. We're selling merch and tickets. First off, where is this gonna be at? We gotta have a big venue.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah, Jerry's World. Oh, no, I can't sell it at. And T. We do also blues. We do a two. We do a. We're doing two sold out nights. House of Blues, Dallas Payne's funeral, Part one, part two. Y' all change my outfits. Okay, it's getting dark.

[Cam]

It is.

[Peyton]

CJ didn't like any of that. CJ didn't like any of that. It's so funny. That is.

[Cam]

That is.

[Peyton]

I. I'm joking, guys. Let's all pray for me hopefully.

[Cam]

Oh, perfect. My snack came. Hold. Thank you. Oh, God. That's perfect timing, too.

[Peyton]

You getting snacks during the podcast? I got you one. I can't eat that.

[Cam]

You have to. Just for me. Just for one.

[Peyton]

What is happening?

[Cam]

No, it's just a go for. Was a great story.

[Peyton]

It took a lot out of me. What is this? Do we have a Taco Bell sponsor I don't know about?

[Cam]

No, it's just a taco.

[Peyton]

Real quick. I'm not eating this. What?

[Cam]

You won't even take one bite with me?

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Okay. But they did. They did something to it. They did something to it. The Doritos Loco. It's a special bite. Wait, wait, wait, wait for me and Cheers just want you to.

[Peyton]

What is happening?

[Cam]

Just wait. We're just taking a taco.

[Peyton]

Is it my birthday? Is.

[Cam]

It's not your birthday, bubba. That's February. No, just.

[Peyton]

I'll explain. Did we hit, like a million subscribers? I don't know about it.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Is this celebratory?

[Cam]

Just a taco. Cheers.

[Peyton]

I mean, what the. Oh. I mean, what the. We could have taken a lunch break. You want another? Good. Are you okay?

[Cam]

I'm great.

[Peyton]

I mean, record time on that. I mean, absolute record taco time. I mean, I would put you against anybody to throw the taco like that. That, like, you were the. You are the Joey Chestnut of Taco Bell. I mean, like, genuinely. Is your wife not feeding you at home? Like, like, what's.

[Cam]

We had chicken parm last night, so you're full. Good.

[Peyton]

That was on a full belly. You're crying. No, don't look at my fingers now.

[Cam]

Fingers are insecurity.

[Peyton]

You have the fingers of, like, a four year old. No.

[Cam]

Yeah, it looks like I made homemade ravioli.

[Peyton]

Like, I mean.

[Cam]

I just wanted to allow you to witness my Guinness World record attempt of the past is to eat a taco. I just wanted you to be here in case I broke the record.

[Peyton]

I tried.

[Cam]

I tried.

[Peyton]

I think you need to go to vacation. That was it.

[Cam]

You want to race? Not another one.

[Peyton]

After seeing that.

[Cam]

Oh, you know you're coming in second.

[Peyton]

Cam, I'm not even in the competition.

[Cam]

Your mind can go further than you.

[Peyton]

Think, Cam, I can't do that.

[Cam]

Sure.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Do you want me to?

[Cam]

It's up to you. If you want to race. I got another taco in this bag.

[Peyton]

I'll do it.

[Cam]

I don't really know if I need another one. That great. I don't really know if I can just swim.

[Peyton]

I really don't want to.

[Cam]

Like.

[Peyton]

Honestly. Honestly, that was disgusting to watch. No.

[Cam]

And I'M sorry about visually. I didn't plan. Didn't really practice too much visually.

[Peyton]

If you can get this down. If you can get this down in sub. Four seconds, I'll give you $500 cash.

[Cam]

Now here. Now here's the very important details.

[Peyton]

Swallow it all. Nothing in the mouth.

[Cam]

That's not gonna happen.

[Peyton]

You can't. That was close, wasn't it? No, no.

[Cam]

All in my mouth in four. I can give you that. There's no way. There's no way.

[Peyton]

All right, how much? Swallowing all. How much? 10 seconds.

[Cam]

Oh, no, it's even, like 20. I mean, it's. To swap. I'd literally have. I'd probably tear something in my throat.

[Peyton]

I mean, you are like.

[Cam]

I mean, it's. It's there, but I mean, you look.

[Peyton]

Like when you were eating that. I've seen my dog, like, get after a piece of chicken that was up there with it. I mean, you and absolutely just left a mess on the ground, too.

[Cam]

I'll get to that, I promise.

[Peyton]

You want to race?

[Cam]

If you're challenging me.

[Peyton]

I'm challenging you. Oh, I mean, that was impressive, but daddy's got a big throat.

[Cam]

Daddy does have a big throat.

[Peyton]

Oh, this is my calories for the day.

[Cam]

Oh, it's good.

[Peyton]

I'm not gonna swallow it, but I'll solve. I'll lick it a couple times. That sounds like my ex. Come on, hurry up. Let's go.

[Cam]

You're only going to lick it?

[Peyton]

Yeah, no, I'll try. Here we go now.

[Cam]

Here we go. Are you going to give an honest effort?

[Peyton]

I'm gonna get on this effort.

[Cam]

4. Hey, best of luck, man. 2, 1, go.

[Peyton]

Y' all know the real throat goat is. Stop playing with me. Child's play out here. Child's play. I didn't want to feel left out. I mean, absolute child's play. Oh, I almost threw up just now. Like, the end of that. That hit a part of my throat that you haven't hit since we were in roommates together. Like, that was. That was back. Deep depths of my throat. Those are the back. Always. Yeah.

[Cam]

I think you had all of that in your mouth in about one and a half seconds.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah. No, I mean, that's the most impressive thing you've ever seen. Stop playing with me. Like jingling. Stop playing me.

[Cam]

That is very impressive.

[Peyton]

Stop it.

[Cam]

And your fat tongue is finally being put to use.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Outside the bedroom.

[Peyton]

That.

[Cam]

That, my friend.

[Peyton]

Now, I will say I went a.

[Cam]

Tad bit slower on round two.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that was. Yeah. No, there's no Way you could compete with me. That was insane. Yeah. I need a drink of water after this. My mouth is so salty and I need drink.

[Cam]

Me too.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

You're right, it is.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[CJ]

Huh?

[Peyton]

The you should know podcast. That was a wicked strange thing. Yeah, that was. I don't know why. I don't know what y' all planned on.

[Cam]

That's.

[Peyton]

That's. You could tell it's a K. Robin Campton. Big backs unite. We're bringing food. Just tonight.

[Cam]

We're bringing tacos. We're slamming it. Sub five seconds.

[Peyton]

That is not something I would bring up. You know what I mean?

[Cam]

But it's something you put down.

[Peyton]

Oh, we're not gonna.

[Cam]

We're not just gonna glaze over the fact that you. You made the podium. You took gold.

[Peyton]

Oh, I'm top five all time. I'm top five all time.

[Cam]

Throw to work.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. You think the messages from the men have been bad before? I'll show you my requested after today, I'm not gonna lie. My requested dms. I'm never looking at my deal. I'm done kind of looking at the Internet because y' all are starting to scare me. Like, there's people saying, like. Like, we've known each other for five years or so and I've never met.

[Cam]

Like, I actually have no clue.

[Peyton]

Like, people are saying, like, I love you. Thank you for doing this for me today. I've never seen you before.

[Cam]

Like, I've done anything for you. It's.

[Peyton]

It's really starting to scare me. Like, so I'm staying out of my DMs. But can I say my number one requested DMS is, like, from men. And, like, ladies. I get it. The men are, like, horned up, like, tcu. Horn frogs.

[Cam]

Horn frogs. Horny toe.

[Peyton]

I mean, the. The things that they have requested for me.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

If you. Now this is the thing, right? A lot of y'. All. A lot of y'. All. No, I'm gonna be honest. There's a lot of. There's a lot of men in my DMs that request things from me. Oh, yeah. And they're saying they'll pay me. Y' all gotta be better than that, cuz I'll do it. If you. If y' all send me the money initially, I'll take it and I will give you your service. I will polish these feet up.

[Cam]

Is it bad? I don't think you would. I think you. I think you would take the money. Delete the conversation, Peyton.

[Peyton]

Dude, okay, if you want my feet, that's, like, your fault. Like, sorry. I will give you my feet. I will give you my feet.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, dude.

[Peyton]

Some of these dudes are saying they'll give me top dollar for some feet.

[Cam]

Someone offered to buy those teeth off of me.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I mean, that is like, what are we doing?

[Peyton]

People offered 10k for my draws. Somebody offered me $10,000 for my drawers. I will give you every pair of drawers I've ever worn.

[Cam]

You never should have told me that. I'm literally going to sneak into your home.

[Peyton]

I'm a sneak into your house and take my draws.

[Cam]

And I'm not even taking the draws. I just need your phone. I'm taking the phone, accepting the deal, sending him my wiring information. He's like, why does it say camera kid? And be like, don't worry.

[Peyton]

Hey, hey.

[Cam]

Don't worry.

[Peyton]

That's one thing about me. I have pride, but I'm not a fool. And then if you send me the Money up front. You have my hands. My skims are yours. That's what I would. It's the easiest $10,000 I've ever made.

[Cam]

I'd go buy four more packs of underwear, wear all of them for 30 minutes, and give you a double shipment. Hey, you just got a bogo. You bought one, got one free.

[Peyton]

One better. I will fly to you and hand them to you. These are my draws, sir. Here, Paul. Paul, here's your. And a lot of y' all got.

[Cam]

Can you take your current draws off.

[Peyton]

In front of Paul?

[Cam]

Hand of those. That's the last.

[Peyton]

No, that's too much. That's 20,000.

[Cam]

You go 10 more.

[Peyton]

20,000 will scratch it.

[Cam]

You already purchased. You get a 50% off. 15K.

[Peyton]

I'm not gonna lie, dude.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I like this. Oh, my God. Let's go down the list. Stop. Tell me when there's something you wouldn't give up for $10,000. So this every scenario, everything I'm about to say.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Is in a DM request. A DM from a fan. They're offering you 10 bands for these items.

[Peyton]

Okay, let's go. Okay.

[Cam]

Your underwear. Easy.

[Peyton]

You have my underwear? $10,000. You have my underwear. Okay. I can. There's $10,000 cash.

[Cam]

All your hats, 10,000.

[Peyton]

Yes, you can have them. You think I would say no to my hats, but yes to my underwear? You should have started in a different order. Oh, no.

[Cam]

Your hats are more sacred than your underwear. Your underwear stink.

[Peyton]

Oh, dude. Yeah. Can I say that?

[CJ]

Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh, the store. Oh, well, go ahead now.

[Cam]

You got it. You got to get me. They might get with context. Yeah. Both pair of my shorts. Oh, that you have.

[Peyton]

Oh, my sexy time shorts have not.

[Cam]

Returned to me for obvious reasons. Okay.

[Peyton]

So if y' all don't know. I think I've said this on Patreon, because Patreon, we say the real, real. Like, the real naughty things over there. I steal cam shorts and I use them for sexy time. Like, those are my dick appointment shorts.

[Cam]

Yes. Two pair of my shorts that were daily rotations that are now d. A exclusive shorts.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So both of your.

[Peyton]

So if, you know, if you see me in those shorts, I'm getting nasty. Either with myself.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

With my significant other.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

There's a lot of me in those shorts.

[Cam]

There's a lot. There is. There's. I mean, there's millions of Little Peyton.

[Peyton]

Harden Jr. Oh, but you can't have those shorts for 10,000. That's a $50,000 short.

[Cam]

Oh, so that's the line.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Okay. Okay. Anything weakened inside your house?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Tour merch.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Vinyl?

[Peyton]

Yes. Poster Cam. The only thing I'm saying. Iffy to 10,000 is my butt. So you can say all these material things. The only thing I'm. Maybe I will give you a kiss for $10,000. Kiss. You are in the mouth.

[Cam]

Okay. A selfie in front of the mirror. Mirror. A selfie in front of the mirror. Lotioned up, holding your nipples.

[Peyton]

And see, now we're getting into his bag. See how he starts. See. See how he loves this topic?

[Cam]

No, I don't.

[Peyton]

Back to back we got Cam's two favorite things. Food and a lot of weird. Wrong. It's Cam's favorite combo. It's Cam's favorite combo. And I mean, Malachi's gonna have a hard time in high school reviewing. Like. Like, it's gonna be bad. And I'm sorry, but I've. I've been, you know, now that 30 million people on the Internet have heard me say I have a relationship, right? Via that viral tick tock.

[Cam]

So, you know, now that the.

[Peyton]

Now that the United States to 7.5 is. We're recording this, right? Okay. Yeah. Speaking of relationships, I saw this article. Headline, right?

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

Now this is what he reads. And since you're in a relationship. What was that sound? That's crazy. No, no, it's crazy. Stop. It's crazy. That's. That's crazy.

[Cam]

I thought that's the road you were.

[Peyton]

No. After this 99 year old man found out his 96 year old wife cheated on him over 60 years ago, he initiated a divorce immediately. That's insane work. Where do you stand on that? So this man is 99 years old. His wife is 96 years old. He found out that 60 years ago his wife cheated on him. He got a divorce immediately. At 99 years old.

[Cam]

He's tripping. He's what? He's tripping.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

That is almost a century old. All he does wake up, cup of Folgers. Okay. Maybe some solitaire watches, some bulldozing videos. And he's back to bed. So for his noon nap.

[Peyton]

So you plan on being with liv till you're 99, right?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

God bless you. First of all, I believe that's too long for a relationship. That's me. That's just me. My parents have been together for 40 years. It's too long.

[Cam]

It's not too long.

[Peyton]

You gotta go talk to other people. There's no such thing as that much love. That's just you being content at that point. Look, okay, so you plan on being with live till you're 99?

[Cam]

Yes. I mean, if I get to 99, right? But yes.

[Peyton]

So say you're 99 years old. Liv comes up to you one day.

[Cam]

Cameron. Cameron, what do you want? You hefa.

[Peyton]

That's what I say. It's like you remember Peyton.

[Cam]

Now that's different. Now that's different. That is. That is in every way, shape and form different.

[Peyton]

Y' all Remember the Peyton vs. Cam world tour? Yeah.

[Cam]

You remember old Boston, when we went to that old Mexican restaurant? Yeah, that was a no. Denied.

[Peyton]

You're saying if.

[Cam]

You mean when I was playing cards with Pierce.

[Peyton]

So you're telling me at 99 years old, if Liv came up to you and said, hey, I cheated on you with Peyton on Yalls world Tour back in 2025, you would stay with her?

[Cam]

Now, that's different. But, yeah, I would. Because you've probably been dead for 30 years at that point. You're probably three decades gone, just sitting there, dusty as. There's a maid that's like, oh, my God. In your will, you set up a maid and her whole business to where it trickles down the line on a retainer in investments, and you connect it to their account. She's dusting you off weekly. She's dusting your taxidermy body off weekly.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's your job. That's your job. You're my caregiver.

[Cam]

I'd say with her.

[Peyton]

That's insane.

[Cam]

99 years old.

[Peyton]

I'm not going to leave my.

[Cam]

My literal soulmate.

[Peyton]

It's not your soulmate. If she was. If she was getting with somebody during your tour.

[Cam]

I mean. That's true.

[Peyton]

Exactly.

[Cam]

If I found out in person. Yeah, you're both done.

[Peyton]

But. And then I come over.

[Cam]

Oh, no. I'd go to your grave and be like, you mother. I'd be like, what the hell? No, I probably can't even move. Yeah, I'm not. There's no way.

[Peyton]

That's insane. I think he's the most noble guy because he is a man of principle. Right? I don't care when you did it. If I found. Okay, how long have you been with live for?

[Cam]

8 years.

[Peyton]

You've been with. You've been with your wife for almost 10 years, right?

[Cam]

Yes. A lot different than 60.

[Peyton]

Let's say she. She comes up to you now, hey, the first week we started dating, I cheated on you. Are you staying with her? You have a kid.

[Cam]

The first week, seven days into our Relationship.

[Peyton]

Yes. But y' all said we're exclusive. We're dating.

[Cam]

I'd probably stay with her. I'd probably stay with her. That echoed. That was gorgeous. I'd probably stay with her.

[Peyton]

No way.

[Cam]

Really? That was seven. We were together for seven days.

[Peyton]

Cameron.

[Cam]

We were together for seven days.

[Peyton]

But it's about the prince. Okay, okay. So that means. Okay.

[Cam]

The devil lies in the details.

[Peyton]

But look. But look. But that means that the goalpost can move. Because imagine, right, You're. You're. How old are you? Not 26, right? 27. Imagine when you're 85 and she says, I cheated on you when you were 27. That's right now.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

So you would stay with her still? We all been together for eight years.

[Cam]

Peyton.

[Peyton]

She says whenever. We were only together for eight years and I cheated.

[Cam]

You think in the year.

[Peyton]

And Liv wouldn't do this. We're just using it hypothetical.

[Cam]

You think in the year 2080.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

I'm gonna be pressed enough to go. You lying. Wow. And drive my.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Drive my. My robot.

[Peyton]

Yes. I bet Malachi, come pick me up.

[Cam]

To the robot lawyer and have him make me a robot pd. Okay, so divorce her.

[Peyton]

So when's the time from cheating to figuring out that you need to leave? When is the. When is the cutoff?

[Cam]

There's the.

[Peyton]

That's a good question.

[Cam]

I don't know if there's a dead set cut off, but if.

[CJ]

Even.

[Cam]

Like, if we're in our 50s, right? We're in our 50s. And she's like, I used to cheat, like, heavily.

[Peyton]

First off.

[Cam]

That's. First off. There's no getting told.

[Peyton]

Getting told. I used to cheat on you heavily. One time. I had that conversation. I've had that conversation.

[CJ]

It's not funny.

[Peyton]

No, back there, she's like, you want to see the video? Oh, man. You went back.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Get his. Get his.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Stomp him. Stomp his. Grab his. Cats. Grab his and twist it. I'm sorry. It's a slobber knocker. It's Randy Orton.

[Peyton]

His soul. That was one of our last new chairs. You better turn that up when you said that. Turn it up and use subtitles. He said you got back with him.

[Cam]

Oh, no. Oh, and she did it again. Oh, my God. I've done it again.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, the chair. Oh, the chair. Right on the head. The chair on the head.

[Peyton]

She always gets the upper hand.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You weak.

[Peyton]

You.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. That's a $45 Ikea chair.

[Peyton]

I think I locked my knee out.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no, I'm not.

[Peyton]

This isn't.

[Cam]

Okay, dude. This sound, it's. Oh, what a call back. Oh my God. It's all about sounds. Sounds are the king.

[Peyton]

Dude, that hurt. Hurt bad.

[Cam]

God. Sounds making break it. You literally said it's like one little snap.

[Peyton]

I hope they're able to see it. I don't think they were able to. Oh, okay. Oh, that's crazy. When is the cutoff? Just give me an answer. We can move on. When is the cutoff? Like from cheating to knowing how many years have to go by?

[Cam]

I think I can give you the opposite answer.

[Peyton]

I would love being your girlfriend.

[Cam]

I think I can tell. No, I think I can tell. I'll hold a lie for a while if this happens. First off, there is a difference between you had a thing or it was like hookup one. Cheating is cheating. Cheating is cheating.

[Peyton]

Mistake. Cheating isn't a mistake.

[Cam]

No, no, not a mistake. I mean, I agree with you. Cheating is.

[Peyton]

Don't point at me like that, huh?

[Cam]

But I'm saying 60 years removed. If you told me you. You had a second life and I didn't know. Oh, yeah. I had this guy. I dated him four years back in our 30s. That hurts. Oh, I went to one thing and this one guy, we've.

[Peyton]

He rizzed me up. And while you're at home, we got.

[Cam]

Dirty nasty in a porter potty.

[Peyton]

Oh, man. If you thought it was you.

[Cam]

Ranking. Ranking. Come here. Give me a kiss.

[Peyton]

Oh, he tastes good.

[Cam]

Stop.

[Peyton]

Might as well do that too.

[Cam]

No, I can't give you a cut off.

[Peyton]

No, you have to.

[Cam]

I give you the opposite.

[Peyton]

I give you the opponent.

[Cam]

It happens within a recency. Yeah, like honestly now, like eight years. Yeah, and I know you said on the first week. That's the only reason. If Liv said in Arkansas she cheated on me, I'm done.

[Peyton]

No, you're not. I don't believe that. I don't believe that.

[Cam]

Yes, I am.

[Peyton]

That's.

[Cam]

That's three, four years.

[Peyton]

Why do you think I was flying Arkansas? Cam, you think I loved Russellville?

[Cam]

You can't keep doing that. And the guy didn't say his 96 year old bones and britter wife cheated with his best friend.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I know, but I know, Cam. I know you really are leaning on that. That's why that chair is in your bedroom. So I had to give you something I know you care about.

[Cam]

I don't think. I really don't think you're grasping how far I. About 60 years is.

[Peyton]

I don't care.

[Cam]

Your parents. Think about that. Your parents have been married for 40.

[Peyton]

They've been married for 30 or together for 40. Together for 40.

[Cam]

At another. @ another you. At another year, your lifetime. Now that's 65, 66 years.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I would need to know.

[Cam]

That is a lot.

[Peyton]

If that man, if that man my wife cheated on me with is still alive, we're done. If he's dead, fine. That's my thing. You know what I mean? If he's, if he's alive. No, because he still has a chance to hit it. It's just like, it's just like this. He's like, he's, he's, he's. Yeah, no, he's horned, bud. He's horned.

[Cam]

No, I think if it happens within 10 years with a, a, a, a realistic age, I just think if I'm 99, bro, I don't give a. I. Hopefully I have 20 great grandchildren running around.

[Peyton]

What? How many kids you plan on having?

[Cam]

What? Well, I mean. Well, I don't know. Maybe. Maybe three or four.

[Peyton]

Do you think Malachi knows me? Yeah, I think he gets confused sometimes.

[Cam]

I mean, he might get confused.

[Peyton]

Yeah. It's when I wear my sunglasses, he's like this. When I take him off, he's like, well, that's sunglasses.

[Cam]

Because he's like, why is he wearing sunglasses inside? And you go.

[Peyton]

You say the line. Nope. Okay.

[Cam]

Holy.

[Peyton]

That's a good topic. I had to just bring up.

[Cam]

That is wicked. Like, I commend him at the same time, he's tripping.

[Peyton]

He's a man of principle. Because, because that's not. Okay. Our. That makes me think our whole relationship was a lie. That's what makes me feel. I'm not saying it is. Yeah, but it makes me feel that way.

[Cam]

I wouldn't feel like that.

[Peyton]

I know you're sitting there.

[Cam]

No, I'm not. Do it again. I'm not sitting there in the corner. Let me watch. No, she likes it when you do that. No, no, not John Flipper. You gotta flip around, John. I mean, you're gonna do it. At least hit the right buttons.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Absolutely nuts.

[Peyton]

You better go to shop GLD right now.

[Cam]

And on to the rest of the episode.

[Peyton]

You should know podcast.

[Cam]

I meant to say this about 40 minutes ago, but yeah, we got a medication. Yeah, no, it's bad.

[Peyton]

Your son has it bad too. Oh, he. And he's like this.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, he. I mean, it's. It's beautiful watching him think though. Especially when he does his little eyebrows. He'll see something new. He goes. He like looks at it.

[Peyton]

You got to stop showing him that show. You don't say what showed. It's got. Stop showing him. That guy is going to jail. Whoever that guy is on that TV that I see every week at your house, he's going to jail. He got us. I'm showing my nephew him.

[Cam]

I have the greatest thing ever to show you after this.

[Peyton]

By the way, that hairline is not.

[Cam]

That's not of the Lord. No, no, it's not of the.

[Peyton]

That's out of a free man. That is not a man that has morals.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. And the other character, the other one that does what?

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

We've talked about this episode.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

She's a little scary.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Anyway, here we go with the video.

[Peyton]

What video?

[Cam]

The video with 80 million views that we were talking about.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah, Prev. Yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

So with that video that you were talking about of you getting hit on and how we were talking about. You remembered it different because of emotions and stuff. Dude. It made me think of it. Remember how I asked you about socials, but we went. We went on something else? Remember how I said, did you ever have socials in the fifth or sixth grade?

[Peyton]

Oh, yes.

[Cam]

Yes. Do you remember that now?

[Peyton]

I do remember that. That was, like, yesterday, so.

[Cam]

Well, I mean, if you harness kryptonite. If you harness it. But we had a social. It's very. It's like a dance. Whatever the hell. There's literally the gyms open. You can play in the gym or that you can dance. That's literally it. And we're at this social, sixth grade, and I end up talking to this group of girls. Very new thing for me. Six grade. You don't believe it already.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no. You say that so much. You say that so much about your younger years, bro. No, you didn't. No, you did not. No, I'm not.

[Cam]

You have to understand. I'm not spitting game. I'm literally probably like, no, no. You sacrifice. You sacrifice your two monsters. Then you bring out blue eyes, white dragon.

[Peyton]

Like, go watch the Peyton vs. Cam world tour on Patreon. Go buy it and look at the kid pictures of Cam and tell me that's the guy that was talking to women.

[Cam]

No, I'm not sitting there. Oh, Stacy, what you do? I'm just talking to girls. I'm having girlfriends. Not to kiss or to date, but just literally friends that are females.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So I'm talking to these girls, and it was. A moment presented itself. I can now be cooler by lying. Everyone crosses.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. I love that.

[Cam]

So I do it.

[Peyton]

Still do that sometimes.

[Cam]

Now, the. The converse. The context of the conversation was, did I go to this thing with my friend named Andres? Okay. Okay. I literally. Not only do I lie, I did not go. I go, hell, yeah. I went. I start giving details. Everything out of the corner of my eye, Andreas pops up and goes, he didn't. With me right in front of the girls. And so it made me think, like, you remembered your story one way. And this is one of those moments. I lied, said, oh, yeah, dude. Me and Andreas went to that. It was so cool. Like, this one thing popped out, and, like, we were there. We ate food. Afterwards, Andreas himself.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Presents himself.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Hijacks my conversation with these lovely ladies. And Lily goes, dude, he doesn't go. He's lying to you. In that moment, I was baffled at the block by Andreas. Yeah. Baffled at my lack of social awareness, as if I was Pierce listening.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I had no clue. He was summoning himself, and he did and ruined my night. I said, and the worst part is, I didn't die on the sword.

[Peyton]

I didn't.

[CJ]

Dude, you're.

[Cam]

How do you not remember that? I literally went, yeah, I lied. And I just sat there and looked at. I'm like, yeah, I was just kidding. I lied about that.

[Peyton]

That's your fault.

[Cam]

It always had. It's my fault.

[Peyton]

Like, who? Who? First of all, how close are you and Andreas?

[Cam]

I mean, I stayed the night once. Once. Literally one time with a group, other people, and his parents scarred me.

[Peyton]

Why?

[Cam]

Because we woke up, they're making pancakes, and they said, do you want turtle in your pancake? And I went, oh, that's funny. They're like, no, seriously, we put turtle shell in our pancakes. Like, we shave it down and put in the pancakes.

[Peyton]

No, they don't.

[Cam]

No, they don't. But they're clearly, like, to them, they're all joking.

[Peyton]

Oh, ha ha.

[Cam]

It was so convincing to me. I said, I'm.

[Peyton]

I'm.

[Cam]

I want to go home, call my mom. I don't have a phone yet. Call my mother. You eat turtles? Andres, I'm getting out of your house. Like, no. And I slept on the floor. I slept on the floor of this kid's room.

[Peyton]

And that's the guy you wanted to lie with.

[Cam]

I wake up, and I'm eating turtle. No. Get me out of here. Lisa, where are you? Yeah, yeah, it was bad, but no.

[Peyton]

As a kid, you got to be smarter than that. First of all, you have to construct with the person. Like, hey, I was with you.

[Cam]

What if he didn't want to? Apparently, he didn't want me lying on his name. Yeah, I don't think Andreas ever liked me.

[Peyton]

Were you with a group of friends when you stayed over the house?

[Cam]

No, just me and him. Oh, just me and him.

[Peyton]

Weird. Yeah.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Why'd you go over? You, like, don't you like Don Jurez? No. You liked him?

[Cam]

No, no, we were cool, but, like.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah, real cool. I think you liked Andreas.

[Cam]

It was one of those friendships. We were. We were really cool as, like, kids. Like, youngins.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And then about this time, like, it's not like something happened, but it was just like. Like he was with the other group. I was with this group, and it.

[Peyton]

Just went, yeah, cool kids. Camp kids.

[Cam]

Yeah, exactly. 100, like, fat kids that play Yu Gi. Oh, Andres. And all the cool, like, slick.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah. And this is not a bit. I'm not trying to make a bit right now. If you saw me Feeling around in my pocket. There's, like, not a bit. 100. I was feeling around in my pocket, and there is genuinely Revlon Color, stray skin awakened 24 hour 5 in one. Concealer in my pocket right now. And it is mine. I just want to put. It is mine. Yeah, Yeah. I wear concealer sometimes.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I do makeup.

[Cam]

The fourth wall has been broken.

[Peyton]

What? That I wear makeup.

[Cam]

Why do you wear it?

[Peyton]

Oh, to cover up pimples.

[Cam]

There you go. Yeah, there you go.

[Peyton]

I meant to bring it today, but I didn't. I To wear it today, but I just brought it. You know, it's. Here I go.

[Cam]

This is success. You brought it. Yeah. No, bro.

[Peyton]

Oh, never mind. Never mind. It's too expository. It's too expository.

[Cam]

You love expository. You remember?

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Say yes. Say it. Go. Go. God, this is. This is a rating episode. This is unbelievable. I started a taco. We made fun of the deaf. Oh, come on.

[Peyton]

Come on. I didn't make fun of the deaf. Don't put that on me.

[Cam]

I'm kidding.

[Peyton]

I'm kidding. I love the deaf. Come on.

[Cam]

I love the deaf, too. My grandma's deaf. Oh, my God. I saw Meemaw this weekend.

[Peyton]

How was she?

[Cam]

She was great. She fell asleep middle of the party. No, I'm not kidding.

[Peyton]

As a kid, right? Oh, here we go. As a kid, I was exploratory. I wanted to explore. Like, I was trying to find myself, figure out what I did and didn't like. Right? Yeah. And my parents created a great environment for me to learn myself. Yeah. Right. And I remember I was. When I was starting my YouTube career in the sixth grade.

[Cam]

Right.

[Peyton]

No. Please stop.

[Cam]

No, I'm.

[Peyton]

I don't. Please stop. Allergies. I've always been a YouTube kid. Like, I've had a YouTube channel, so I was six years old.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

One of my YouTube channels was movie reviews. Mm. One of my YouTube channels was dying Nike Elite Socks. Oh, no.

[Cam]

One of my YouTube channel is dying.

[Peyton]

No, Dying Nike Elite Socks. The other one.

[Cam]

You just make videos. They're like 20 seconds. You just pop up and go, we'll see you all good Next time this week. Video. You're just like.

[Peyton]

One of them was a skit channel. And then. And I'm being honest and like, no, no, no, no, no. Are we friends? I. I love. Are we friends? No. I will literally never come back on this podcast.

[Cam]

We're pat. We're past friends.

[Peyton]

Another one was a makeup channel. Channel. But now. Now I'm here Right. And. And I never realized, like, I wasn't good at it. Like, I knew I wasn't good at it, but I don't think it was because I didn't know how to do the makeup because I watched tutorials. It was because I use my mom's makeup and she's darker than me. Right. And so the. And so. No.

[CJ]

No.

[Peyton]

And I feel like I'm back in middle school. And so. But then I took. No, no, nevermind.

[Cam]

You have to finish.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. But. No, but it got too far because I took her close to. And that's when it got too far. No, that's when it got far. That's when it got too far. She was like, you're reminding me of Ed Gein. And I was like, okay, I'm not gonna wear your skin, Mom.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I didn't know. I never uploaded them, so they were just in my photo booth on my laptop. No, no, it's not.

[Cam]

That's a. That's.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

You took your mother's clothes.

[Peyton]

I took her clothes. You. Dude. And I never could fit into those boots. I bet you. I bet you could. Hey, can I say, though, to this day, as a 26 year old man, the sundress is the most comfortable garment I've ever worn.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. It's a good guard, dude. No.

[Peyton]

And it helps with the poke.

[Cam]

Oh, it does help with the poke. Liv's Moomoo's rock.

[Peyton]

Oh, dude.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. I used to put my mom's heels on and then go sit past her the Ford Explorer just for her to pull in the garage.

[Peyton]

Yes. So we've all worn our mom's clothes. Nope. No. Never did close.

[Cam]

Never did close. The heels are just kind of out.

[Peyton]

My parents let me explore. Right. And I saw it in my. No, no, no, no.

[Cam]

That's too far of a joke.

[Peyton]

That's too far of a joke. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And the. And the problem is. Never mind.

[Cam]

No, it's going too far.

[Peyton]

We'll talk about it on. No, we'll talk about it on Patreon. That's not. I'm not saying that for free. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's really bothering me that I can't say it. And we hit the time. Can we go? We good, cj? We good on time? We can get out of here. All right, Cam, get us out of here.

[Cam]

I can just imagine you with the darkest of blush on, dude.

[Peyton]

Just like. I was like, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

You're so lucky we weren't kids. Like right now.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. If you had just immediate access to instant gratification of TikTok and posting clips, you'd be in a mirror with Troy Polamalu hair, crooked teeth, putting on like a dark skinned nice makeups.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Wearing your mother's garments. And you would post them.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Talking about, we'll see all again next week, fellas.

[Peyton]

And I would have. I'd ate. I would have had a dad had a line in Mac right now called the Peyton line. And I'd be wearing a sundress. Sundress. Some heels. And then we would have promoted in all the deaf schools anyways.

[Cam]

Ah, come on. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

No, it's a joke. No, no, I.

[Cam]

You know what?

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's what I'm.

[Cam]

Dude, I don't.

[Peyton]

I don't know, man.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Leave me alone in public. Stop DMing me.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, God. All right.

[Peyton]

Oh, no. Come on, get. No, no, no. Okay. I would tell my mom to keep in the. The wrapping paper so I can stuff the bra. Let's go. All right, all right. Let's go, let's go. End it in the episode. In the episode. I don't want to be here. In the episode. In the episode. Somebody end the episode. I'm trying.

[Cam]

All right, everybody.

[Peyton]

We love you.

[Cam]

We absolutely love each and every one. You think you come back episode 187.

[Peyton]

And honestly, it's okay. Hey, it's 2025 and if y' all judge me, it's not okay to judge people. It's not okay. I don't care if you don't like me. I'm. I. I think it's okay to accept and it's okay for you to explore and find. Find out what you do and don't like. It's okay. Get us out. No, don't clip it either now. If you clip it, we're done.

[Cam]

We love each every single one.

[Peyton]

You think you could move to a Patreon only podcast?

[Cam]

Oh, back to 187 episodes episode you show podcast. Oh, that top. That top link in the description. As always. This is a Patreon the quality club.

[Peyton]

Go.

[Cam]

Please, God. Go check that this week. Watch.

[Peyton]

No one's making eye contact with me anymore. Like, no one respects me anymore.

[Cam]

Please go to the extended for this week.

[Peyton]

Not CJ. You live with me.

[Cam]

Please watch 187 Extended. We will be questioning him more about this. Give me a. I absolutely love each and Every single one of you. Thank you for coming back.

[Peyton]

Now Pierce has hate in his heart right now. Pierce like this. I knew I shouldn't have liked this. I don't know.

[Cam]

We love you. Don't forget to confuse the casuals. Get your good karma.

[Peyton]

I never wore her underwear. I never did so. I know, I know, I know a lot of y' all are thinking, I never did that.

[Cam]

By this, this week's seat left.

[Peyton]

I didn't do it.

[Cam]

Look at those boots. Look at them God boots.

[Peyton]

Now, Pierce left.

[Cam]

This week's secret code. Pwm. Peyton wears makeup up.

[Peyton]

Not anymore. Oh, I do still.

[Cam]

It's in your pocket.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's in my. No, but that's for. No, that's not for.

[Cam]

It's a different art form. We love you so much.

[Peyton]

Hey, that boy's wear. It's okay.

[Cam]

Fine. It's okay.

[Peyton]

One out of ten claw bears don't make it home to Christmas. And I might not either. We'll see you next time. That's too far.

[Cam]

Okay, see y'.

[Peyton]

All.

[Cam]

See y'.

[CJ]

All.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No, it's in his pocket. It's concealer.

[Peyton]

Okay, guys, don't look at me. Wait. Guys, come back. Don't look at me.

[CJ]

What are your holiday traditions?

[Peyton]

Putting up a minimum of six trees.

[CJ]

Decorating every room with a different theme.

[Peyton]

Whatever it is, here's one way to.

[CJ]

Make those traditions extra special.

[Peyton]

Start the season with Etsy.

[Cam]

On Etsy, you'll discover original pieces from.

[Peyton]

Small shops to help you celebrate your way.

[CJ]

Shop Etsy for holiday decor that makes you feel seen.

[Peyton]

Special starts on Etsy.

[CJ]

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[CJ]

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