ATTACKED ON LIVE TV! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

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You Should Know Podcast – Episode 178: "ATTACKED ON LIVE TV!"

Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Release Date: August 18, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this riotous, fast-paced episode, Peyton and Cam dive into post-tour exhaustion, misadventures while traveling (including being "attacked" on live TV), parenting mishaps, airline horror stories, and the wildest movie theater tales. With signature back-and-forth roasting, genuine friendship, and hilarious storytelling, the duo chronicles recent life events, behind-the-scenes of their tour, run-ins with the public, and pop culture hot takes—barely pausing to breathe between stories.

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Key Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Post-Tour Catch-Up: Sleep Deprivation & Parenting Chaos

[03:36–12:38]

• Peyton and Cam, coming off a national and Toronto tour, joke about being deliriously exhausted and losing track of episode numbers.
• Cam describes reuniting with his over-caffeinated baby son Malachi ("abnormally sized skull… so much hair… like two Texas roadhouse buns"), only for Malachi to projectile spit-up directly onto Cam’s lip:
  • Cam: “My son spit up, and it touched my taste modules.” [08:34]
  • Cam admits the taste “wasn’t that bad”, shocking Peyton.
• The duo ponders kid birthdays themed after real relatives (e.g., an "Uncle P" theme), debating if letting Malachi idolize Peyton is endearing or “objectively weird.”
  • Peyton: “I’m his superhero.”
  • Cam: “If my kid was blowing out candles on your face on a cake, I have failed.” [12:03–12:08]

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2. Embarrassing Stories: Parenting, Body Image, and Hotel Room Antics

[12:38–18:00]

• Peyton opens up about his childhood curiosity with attic insulation, and Cam shares an equally questionable memory (“My dad said, ‘Rub it together’…”).
• Both admit to newfound insecurities—like showering in darkness to avoid seeing themselves in hotel mirrors.
• The camaraderie veers toward classic YSK territory: gossip about each other’s weird habits, including tongue length and waking-up routines.

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3. Flight Fiascos: Police Dogs, First Class Perils & Airborne Mishaps

[18:00–29:49]

• Peyton recounts being seated in first class with a police trainee dog (“The dog was inspecting my wenis for crack cocaine”), culminating when the dog defecates mid-flight:
  • Peyton: “The owner…is picking up dog off the ground in this plane. No more animals should be allowed on planes. They go under the plane with my laptop, or they…” [24:26–24:48]
• Cam shares his own economy seating woes, including a massive fellow traveler whose failed stretch attempt turns into a silent, seat-grabbing collapse.
• Peyton references his viral 14-second basketball fall with CashNasty in San Antonio (“If y’all want to see the worst fall in human history…”).

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4. Meet and Greet Shenanigans: The Prayer Incident

[29:49–34:12]

• At their Tampa meet and greet, a fan asks to pray for them on the spot. The prayer is detailed and heartfelt—for Cam, his wife, and his son—but blank for Peyton:
  • Cam: “He goes, Dear Lord, heavenly father, I just want to pray for Peyton and his, his… I want to pray for, for Peyton and I want to pray for Peyton.” [32:05]
  • Peyton: “I got family! I got a mom, a dad, a brother...”
• The experience is equal parts touching and comedy gold, with Peyton joking about being omitted from divine protection.

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5. LIVE TV “Attack” – Lactose Intolerance Disaster

[37:49–41:32]

• Peyton recounts a segment gone awry while on live TV in Charlotte: forced to eat vanilla ice cream despite being lactose intolerant after chugging whole milk to quench the heat from a spicy food challenge. The result? Silent but deadly gas unleashed in a news studio.
  • Cam: “This man was straight leaking gas. Around professionals in a news studio.” [38:50]
  • Peyton jokes about weaponizing his lactose intolerance—his villain persona is "the Milkman."

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6. Would You Rather: Chick-fil-A or First Grade Teacher?

[44:23–50:26]

• Cam presents Peyton with a tailored dilemma: 8 hours at a slammed Chick-fil-A counter or teaching 25 first graders for a day. Peyton chooses teaching—planning to “let the mother loose like some chickens,” which Cam firmly condemns as “unsafe.”
• The scenario devolves into school outrage: air-tagging students and fantasizing about drinks and cigarettes during class.

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7. Hotel Room Revelations: Sleep Styles & Rituals

[50:26–57:17]

• The pair roast each other’s sleep habits. Cam is disturbed to find Peyton dead still at night; Peyton claims to be “a beautiful angel to wake up next to.”
• Peyton morning routine: instantaneous alarm turn-off to doomscrolling TikTok, immediately pestering Cam:
  • Peyton: “How much money would it take for you to rub my feet right now?” [55:32]
  • Cam (exasperated, 5:45 a.m.): “Give me 20 minutes. Just don’t do that until 20 minutes.” [55:52]

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8. Bizarre Public Encounters: Atlanta Airport & Best Buy Saga

[58:36–69:20]

• Peyton meets a woman at the Atlanta airport wearing a t-shirt printed with her own bare chest ("That's up there with wearing denim jeans on a plane.").
• Cam describes interacting with a quirky Best Buy employee who insists he “knows everything about TVs.” The encounter gets increasingly surreal as the worker raps specs, appears in other departments, and refuses a handshake:
  • Cam: “I go to shake my hand… He said, come back when you need one.” [68:19]

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9. Pop Culture Panic: UFC Media Deal & Movie Theater Rants

[71:15–81:13]

• Cam shouts out Dana White and Paramount for UFC’s $7.7 billion streaming deal—ushering in an era of no more $80 pay-per-view costs.
• WWE’s own confusing, more costly streaming situation is dissected.
• Peyton rants about people living in disaster-risk DC Comics locations: “Why would you live in Metropolis or Gotham? Every week the city’s destroyed; just leave!” [75:15]
• Movie theater culture is condemned—loud talkers, late arrivals with to-go bags, and stinky, messy food.
  • Peyton: “No one respects movie theaters anymore… They were shooting a podcast in the middle of it.” [77:33]
  • Cam: “Someone ate seafood, a full thing of seafood, two seats away from me. Go to hell.” [79:25]
• Peyton laments missing subtitles, revealing he can’t watch movies without them anymore.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

“My son spit up, and it touched my taste modules.”
— Cam [08:34]

“If my kid was blowing out candles on your face on a cake, I have failed. I’ve done something wrong.”
— Cam [12:03]

“The police dog is inspecting my wenis for crack cocaine.”
— Peyton [21:03]

“The owner…is picking up dog off the ground in this plane. No more animals should be allowed on planes.”
— Peyton [24:26–24:48]

“I just want to pray for Peyton and his, his... I want to pray for Peyton and I want to pray for Peyton.”
— Praying Fan at Meet & Greet [32:05]

“This man was straight leaking gas. Around professionals in a news studio.”
— Cam [38:50]

“If I was a super villain, I would be the Milkman…all white, with a jug of milk, and I’d walk around drinking and just [attack] people.”
— Peyton [42:06]

“How much money would it take for you to rub my feet right now?”
— Peyton (to Cam, 5:45 AM) [55:32]

“If you think of a question, I’ll be back.”
— Best Buy Employee [65:28]

“Why would you live in Metropolis or Gotham? Every week the city’s destroyed; just leave!”
— Peyton [75:15]

“No one respects movie theaters anymore. There’s no sanctuary in a movie theater.”
— Peyton [77:33]

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Memorable Moments

• Peyton’s detail about a trainee police dog investigating him for drugs, followed by the canine fouling up first class, is an instant classic.
• The “live TV attack”—silent lactose-induced gas leaking after a forced dairy binge—is literal bathroom humor.
• Cam’s Best Buy saga nails the bizarre, anti-customer-service interactions that become comedic fodder only hours later.
• The “Uncle P” birthday party debate underscores the guys’ chemistry and ability to turn any innocent topic into a ten-minute bit.

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Pop Culture & Listener Takeaways

• UFC fans will soon get unlimited PPVs for a low monthly fee, while WWE fans may need to prepare for higher costs on ESPN.
• Public decency, personal boundaries (on planes and in movie theaters), and mutual respect are recurring themes woven through wild anecdotes.
• The YSK crew is only going to premium theaters from here on out (“No more $10 Tuesdays. I want a real movie theater experience!”).

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Conclusion

This episode captures everything YSK listeners love: inside jokes and vulnerability, horrifyingly funny misadventures, sharp cultural takes, and the pure, sometimes gross chaos of two best friends on the road. The hosts are as unfiltered as ever, proving that nothing—not live TV, police dogs, kids, or tour exhaustion—will keep them from sharing their lives (and every embarrassing detail) with their audience.

Don’t miss:

• Peyton’s prayer snub at [32:05]
• Cam's Best Buy mini-movie [64:10–68:19]
• Movie theater food rant [77:33–79:50]

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Transcript

[Cam]

Thanks for selling your car to Carvana. Here's your check.

[Peyton]

Whoa. When did I get here?

[Cam]

What do you mean?

[Peyton]

I swear it was just moments ago that I accepted a great offer from Carvana online. I must have time traveled to the future.

[Cam]

It was just moments ago. We do same day pickup. Here's your check for that great offer.

[Peyton]

It is the future.

[Cam]

It's. It's the present. And just the convenience of Carvana. Sorry to blow your mind. It's all good. Happens all the time. Sell your car the convenient way to Carvana. Pick up.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Are you ready for this?

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Your boy's a liability.

[Peyton]

X is he though?

[Cam]

Let's get this money. Can we think this through for a second? Yeah. Cause that's who strong suit thinking things through.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

The you should know podcast.

[Peyton]

Everybody. Welcome back to you should know podcast episode 178. Round of applause, please. Nice. Nice. Hey, those clappers are going to be in my nightmares. Everybody, welcome Back to episode 170 of the YouTube podcast. If you're new here for now, you subscribe button isn't pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below that, you see the comment section fulfilled with your name, guess what? Even more on. Go and fill that out. Get your good karma now. That's how you get your good karma. If you want to know how to get your great karma, you see that share button on the YouTube video, click it and share it to somebody, huh? And if you're over there on the Spotify, hit that download and leave a little review. I figured out Spotify got some reviews and I've been reading reviews. Nice little family over there on the audio platforms. Let me whisper to you. Hey, little audio platforms, how you doing? Thank you for being here. I'm gonna give you a little smooch in your car. God bless you guys. The tour domestically, the US leg of the tour is over. Thank you, United States of America and Toronto. Wow, thank you so much. You can hear the eagle soar. We love America, but now it is time to take this tour across the seven seas. God bless. And take it across the pond. God bless. Time to take it where the crumpets of tea and the kangaroos are with me. We're going to Europe and we're going to Australia. Now. We are working on a whole concoction to bring that announcement to just. But if you want it first, you gotta be on the Patreon. Patreon.com youshanowpodcast to get first access to tickets and first access to the announcement. All right. We love you so much. Thank you for being here. And we have some more surprises coming off the back end of the US Leg of the tour. This has been so much fun. We love you. The rest of the episode.

[Cam]

The you should know podcast. We got co host Cam back in the studio. Wow.

[Peyton]

Oh, well, we got. We got a dwork. We got a scream and a broken clapper. Hey, everybody. Welcome to episode 177.

[Cam]

178.

[Peyton]

Hey.

[Cam]

Hey.

[Peyton]

Look, we've been on the road, all right? We've been on the road. I don't know what day it is. You're lucky that I'm even here right now.

[Cam]

I didn't know I was gonna wake up this morning.

[Peyton]

God bless. And we never do.

[Cam]

Blessed be thy Lord.

[Peyton]

Every day is a blessing from Jesus.

[Cam]

100.

[Peyton]

I am covered in the blood of my Lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

[Cam]

You got a mind for interpretation, a heart for connection, skin for insulation, feet for transportation, a tongue for communication.

[Peyton]

God bless.

[Cam]

Every day is a blessing.

[Peyton]

I don't know. I don't know what to. Insulation.

[Cam]

Insulation.

[Peyton]

I'm not gonna spend too much time on this. But as a kid, I would go up to the attic. I did. I played with the insulation until my mom. Because I thought it was like cotton candy.

[Cam]

You know what I mean?

[Peyton]

I want duty. But it never smelled like.

[Cam]

It never smelled like.

[Peyton]

Yeah. You know what I mean? But I always wanted to eat it. Never did. But I would just hold it. My mom found me holding it one day and she goes, don't do that. There's glass in the insulation.

[Cam]

Yep.

[Peyton]

Never really agreed with her on that.

[Cam]

That we have the exact same story.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

My dad said, put that down. There's fiberglass in it.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I said, I'm not bleeding.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He goes, all right. Keep holding it. Matter of fact, rub it together. And I went, I probably should.

[Peyton]

You got it, Mike.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Kim. How are you feeling, bubba? How was your week? What are you doing?

[Cam]

Okay. I'm not even going to lie to you.

[Peyton]

Don't lie to me. I hate when you lie to me.

[Cam]

We're going to start 178 off with a little. Little grossy.

[Peyton]

Oh, little gross. Don't be too gross.

[Cam]

Oh, it's not too gross, but it's. It's. It's something.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

So you know how we. We just got back from Charlotte, Atlanta, Tampa. Three beautiful cities, beautiful crowds.

[Peyton]

We did okay. Yeah. In real time. We just left Charlotte, Tampa, Atlanta. We haven't done Nashville, Houston yet.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

The time y' all are watching this. We have.

[Cam]

Yes, Correct.

[Peyton]

Something like that.

[Cam]

So we got back on a Sunday. I drove to your house or Uber to your house. Got my car, drove straight to mine. So I get there, and my son is awake. I'm assuming he's gonna be asleep. It's in his perfect little window. Yeah, he's awake. Oh, Papa, come here. He's like this. Oh, he's a little shy. Turn away.

[Peyton]

A little Malachi penguin slap. My favorite. That's my favorite. Emote.

[Cam]

So cute. He's crawling. He's super mobile. He's crawling all over the place.

[Peyton]

God bless.

[Cam]

So I. I don't ask questions. I don't do anything. Oh, when? Why is he not asleep? I put my bags down, kiss my wife, grab my son. Now he's mobile.

[Peyton]

That's what I do when I go.

[Cam]

To your house, too, Now. Okay, the first part. No, you go, hey, Liv.

[Peyton]

No, it's more like this. Hey, Lou.

[Cam]

Hey, hey. Hey. God, dude, your tongue. I mean, every time, dog, when your tongue is fully erect outside your mouth, I mean, it scares me.

[Peyton]

I know. I have a weird tongue. I looked at it in the mirror the other day.

[Cam]

It's a monster. I got in the bayous out there in Louisiana.

[Peyton]

I got a bad tongue. And whenever, you know, when you go to hotel bathrooms, they got that little. The makeup mirror that folds, and it's really zoomed in. I was in there. Like, I do need to scrape it.

[Cam]

When I look in the makeup mirrors in hotels, I immediately feel insecure.

[Peyton]

Dude. I am like.

[Cam]

I am, dude, you know, I'm get.

[Peyton]

I've gotten to a new low in life where I'm showering with the lights off.

[Cam]

No. Oh, my God. It's a vibe. I do it in my own house.

[Peyton]

No, it's not for the vibe. It's for my insecurity.

[Cam]

I mean, it doesn't really help me. I just look down and I go, man, what the.

[Peyton]

I go.

[Cam]

I'm in magma water. There should be plenty of blood flow.

[Peyton]

But tell me what you're having with your wife.

[Cam]

I grab my son, I lay down on the floor, and I'm playing with him. He's crawling all over me. Everything is fantastic. He's adorable.

[Peyton]

Perfect.

[Cam]

Now I pick him up for a good old cuddle sesh. I pick him up. He's so cute. His fat little gut and his cellulite legs.

[Peyton]

God, everything has a lot of cellulite.

[Cam]

Just little bullet holes in his abnormal. It's like two Texas roadhouse buns. You just put them right there together. No cinnamon butter, though.

[Peyton]

And an abnormally sized skull.

[Cam]

Abnormal sized skull. Way more head than any other baby. Way more hair on his head than any other baby his age.

[Peyton]

Yeah, beaut. He still can't take up the whole head. So much hair. Can't even take up the head.

[Cam]

He has more hair than all of yalls babies combined. And he's still patchy.

[Peyton]

He could wear three hats right now and be okay. He can wear three beanies right now and he still could see his skull. Love him, though. Keep going.

[Cam]

I pick him up. I'm fully on the ground. I pick him up like this, right? And I'm holding him. He's crawling on my chest. He's laughing everything. So now I do the typical, like the dad, you drop him stuff, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah. Yeah. Shouldn't do that. That's scary.

[Cam]

Now you know why you shouldn't do that.

[Peyton]

Why?

[Cam]

It's not a fall. It's not a fall risk. I got big mitts. The kids fine.

[Peyton]

Well, why. Why wouldn't you want to do it?

[Cam]

Then he ate. He ate 30 minutes before I got home.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

You were aware.

[Cam]

Oh, it happened. Oh, I didn't remember I said, didn't ask questions. I was excited to see my boy.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I'm throwing him up and down. Peyton, when I tell you this, man. He goes. It hit my lip.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Cam]

My son spit up.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And it touched my taste modules.

[Peyton]

Yeah. That's. That's the worst.

[Cam]

You know me.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

With grossness and bodily fluids. I'm not the big fan of it.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Did you spit up?

[Cam]

Hit my mouth. And I almost instinctively almost went, oh, my God. But I didn't. I literally. I went. I was raging. I went. Set him down, sprinted to the sink. And I literally was like, yeah, bro. It was. Now, surprisingly, wasn't that bad of a taste. Now hear me.

[Peyton]

You can't wait. Can't wait.

[Cam]

Matter of fact, I started squeezing his tummy. I go, give me a little more. Feed me like a bird. I need a snack. Oh, but, bro, it was great. And I. Everyone always tells you, just wait till your kid throws up in your mouth.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I was like, that's never gonna happen.

[Peyton]

You did always say that you Always did say that, bro.

[Cam]

It was so I wanted to you on Sunday when it happened, I was like, I'm going, just wait. That's disgusting.

[Peyton]

But I feel like 99.9% of parents are like, yeah, it's normal. It happens.

[Cam]

Apparently it is. Cuz everyone says, no, I love your son.

[Peyton]

Me and him have a close bond. If he ever did that to me, I'm never looking him in the eyes. We'll never make eye contact till the day that he puts me in the ground.

[Cam]

At what age can he not refer to you as black uncle?

[Peyton]

That's an inside thing. Well, now it's in the world. Once he starts going to public school, Once he starts going to public school, he cannot say that, like. Cause he's gonna be like, that's black friend, black teacher. Like, then it's a problem.

[Cam]

Put him in private school. So he can keep that.

[Peyton]

So he can keep that.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Cam]

I go, he said public school. He's 17. He's like, what's up, black uncle? He's wearing like an ascot. I go, you can't now. You can't.

[Peyton]

Speaking of your son, me and you had this debate in Atlanta. Malachi, your son loves his Uncle P. He does. Me and him are very close.

[Cam]

Locked in.

[Peyton]

Right. And I got told a story by someone else who's an uncle.

[Cam]

Right, okay.

[Peyton]

And they said, yeah, my nephew loves me so much. He was telling his parents that he wants to have a birthday party centered around me. Oh, my know, kids have Spider man birthdays, Batman birthdays, Blues Clues birthdays. What if Malachi came to you? Mm. On his like third or fourth birthday.

[Cam]

Mm. And was like, gamwin dad or that dad. If my kids 4 call me Cameron. Oh, he's sleeping in the closet. No. Oh, I mean, I'm serious too. I'll put a little cot in there. Sleeping closet.

[Peyton]

But okay, so imagine at four years old, Malachi comes up to you and he goes, dad, I love Uncle P so much. Right?

[Cam]

Because he does. Loves you. Immense amount of love.

[Peyton]

I want to have an Uncle P themed birthday.

[Cam]

No, that's absolutely not why. You can be an uncle. You can be his favorite uncle. You can be the best uncle. I am not going to buy Peyton balloons. Peyton paper plates. Peyton napkin. And my son, she goes all to all his little friends. Hey, look, it's my uncle. Look. Hey. Having fun? Having fun? No one. That's weird as shit.

[Peyton]

No, it's not. That's incredibly weird. I'm his superhero.

[Cam]

Why would he not ask for a mama or A papa.

[Peyton]

Because it's always different. It's always different.

[Cam]

It is different. There's different lords you love.

[Peyton]

I don't discipline him. I'll never discipline your son. I'm here for treats, toys.

[Cam]

That's what I'm here for. Treats, toys. Because he's not. If my kid. If my kid was blowing out candles on your face on a cake, I have failed. I've done something wrong. He can love you a lot, but you have to understand that is one objectively weird.

[Peyton]

That's not weird. If he asked you, you would pull.

[Cam]

Up to the party like your doesn't stop.

[Peyton]

I would pull up.

[Cam]

I'd pull up with your shades on, dressed like you just got off a yacht in Miami. And you'd leave like this.

[Peyton]

Oh, hey.

[Cam]

Hey. Oh. Oh, you're my nephew's friend. Nice to meet you. How's everything? I go, where.

[Peyton]

Where's my section? I asked for my section.

[Cam]

The other parents like, all right. Hey, are you the guy on the cake? You go, no, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

I'll be like, you want a picture? I'm like signing foreheads.

[Cam]

And you go, $20 for signature. Hey, I just get you.

[Peyton]

Okay, but honestly.

[Cam]

Now that's weird. Honestly, weird.

[Peyton]

Okay. But your kid, he has a different perspective on me because a lot of kids, they watch TV, right? They watch Spider Man. They watch Spongebob. Your kid might watch YouTube.

[Cam]

I see where you're going.

[Peyton]

He might think Uncle P is the funniest ever. And he knows me irl.

[Cam]

As the kid said, that is true. Now we say some pretty questionable. So I'm not gonna let him watch. When he's three, he's gonna be like, what's a dwerk? At school, he's like, I saw my uncle going when he barely. His kneecaps are barely developed, he's trotting around, he's like. I'd be like, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta stay home.

[Peyton]

That's real more pre K, I think. I think one it's coming from a place of insecurity. No reason you're saying this. I think that's one it might be.

[Cam]

Honestly.

[Peyton]

Honestly.

[Cam]

The reason I'm shooting down the insecurity, because if he asked for a dad birthday party, answer's no. You're not getting a birthday party of someone else. That's a same as you regular human. Like, no, no. You go for the superheroes. You go for the cars that can transform into robots and save all mankind. You go for the weird little dog that's British and talks to his family. Those are the things you do. Bluey, I don't think. I don't think he's British. That's. That's Peppa. Peppa. You don't go for your uncle or your gr. Imagine a grandma birthday. Where are you gonna grab a picture of Lolly like this?

[Peyton]

There'd be like. No.

[Cam]

On a cake.

[Peyton]

If it was a grandma birthday, there'd be like, everybody's dressed as hospice nurses. It's just wrong, man. It's wrong. It is.

[Cam]

It's wrong. Like, instead of pin the tail on the donkey, he's like, who can pull the ventilator quick enough? No, I didn't know you were talking about your grandma.

[Peyton]

No, I thought.

[Cam]

I thought you were just talking about Elder.

[Peyton]

Oh, no way. I'll be a mother.

[Cam]

It literally snapped.

[Peyton]

There's no.

[Cam]

Want to go two for two? Oh, no. No.

[Peyton]

Drink.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

Nowhere to sit for the rest of the episode. You have to pull the rolly chairs out for the desk. Oh, is this a time for an ad? Oh. Oh, man.

[Cam]

No, I'm way too. Oh, man.

[Peyton]

Robbie, I'm sorry. Can y' all do the whole episode in the broken chair? Oh, man. Oh, man. Okay, the you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by ZOC Dog. Y' all remember that doctor's appointment you were supposed to make a while ago? That one you meant to book, but you got sidetracked and completely forgot about it until I just said something.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

ZocDoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment.

[Cam]

You're exactly right, Pete. You can also filter through doctors who take insurance, are located nearby, or are good for any medical fit or need that you may have. Appointments made through Zocdoc typically happen fast within 24 to 72 hours. And you can also book same day appointments.

[Peyton]

I'm not going to lie. I have used Zocdoc before for my eyeballs. My. Oh hos. I love Zocdoc. And you can use it to stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to Zocdoc.com PSH to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today. That's Zocdoc.com PSH Zocdoc.com P P S H On to the rest of the episode.

[Cam]

You should know podcast.

[Peyton]

That was funny because I was trying to sit on Robbie's chair and I forgot that that's the chair. That's already a little wonky. Oh, man. Dude. Ysk. The lore of our furniture is unbelievable. Oh.

[Cam]

He'S hitting a boot scooting boogie.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Oh, God. Sorry, audio listeners. You got to go over the YouTube. This is. Yeah, that's fire. I like the way that looks.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh, wow. I feel like for a while.

[Cam]

Oh, I, I, I like. I'm not even kidding. My cheeks are hurting.

[Peyton]

It was hilarious.

[Cam]

Whenever we watch this back, look at that man's face.

[Peyton]

I will replay his face. Oh, man.

[Cam]

Okay. He said, well, I'll be go two for two.

[Peyton]

Okay. Now.

[Cam]

Dude.

[Peyton]

Oh, man. So we've been on a lot of planes recently. We've been on a lot of planes recently. We've been on a lot of planes recently. Something happened to me on a plane this week that I've never experienced before and I've experienced a lot on aircraft.

[Cam]

We've.

[Peyton]

I've.

[Cam]

I was about to say, I'd venture to say we've experienced everything under the.

[Peyton]

So I thought I experienced everything I could experience on an airplane until this happened to me.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Now, I'm not gonna lie. And y' all can make me feel bad for it. I fly first class. You do now. I expect a certain premium.

[Cam]

Hey, I agree. The first time I said this is a circus.

[Peyton]

Yeah, no, yeah, it is. So I was sitting in first class. I was the last row of first class. And the. In the regular people were.

[Cam]

Kidding.

[Peyton]

I was trying to sound as much of an asshole as I could.

[Cam]

Oh, you did it.

[Peyton]

So I was in the last row, first class. In the.

[Cam]

He goes, the peasants behind me. The unworthies were behind me.

[Peyton]

I was in the last row of first class. What's it called, Coach?

[Cam]

He's really. No, he's really struggling, trying to just say something normal. He's like trying to not demean this. Okay.

[Peyton]

I was sitting in the. I was sitting in the last row of first class. And the main cabin.

[Cam]

There you go.

[Peyton]

Started behind me.

[Cam]

There you go.

[Peyton]

Right. The main cabin started right behind me. Now, it wasn't one of those first classes where there's a wall behind you.

[Cam]

There's no wall.

[Peyton]

There's no wall it's like this little bitty curtain.

[Cam]

Hate those.

[Peyton]

See through.

[Cam]

I can see these people keep flies out. What is this curtain?

[Peyton]

So I'm sitting there and I see somebody coming down the aisle. This person looks like Brock Lesnar. Like one of the biggest humans I've ever seen. Strong dude wearing blue jeans and a short sleeve polo dry fit T shirt. Now I said, he's a cop. That's a police officer. Yeah.

[Cam]

You're not undercover, sir.

[Peyton]

It's like you don't do anything but arrest black. You don't do anything but arrest people. That's the only thing you do nine to five, seven days a week. Now I see him holding something out like this. I say, what is that?

[Cam]

I look over and a wand.

[Peyton]

It is a dog. He has a dog with a police vest on. And I said, that's a police dog.

[Cam]

I knew you were a cop, son.

[Peyton]

I knew it. He was walking a police dog to sit right behind me. Him and his police dog. Now, growing up, I was told, don't touch or look at the police dog.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You don't want any problems with the police dog. Those are not for pet treats.

[Cam]

Fun.

[Peyton]

Nothing.

[Cam]

Nothing. Those are for safety and security and oh, my God. A little bit of a little bite force.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And you speak German to them.

[Cam]

Oh, they do.

[Peyton]

They go.

[Cam]

The dog's like, yes. Now walks you down.

[Peyton]

I see the police dog coming down and the police dogs have a certain walk about them.

[Cam]

Sexy little dog.

[Peyton]

They got a certain walk about them where it's like, it's that don't mess with me kind of walk.

[Cam]

Yeah. They know they're better than the likes of Ruby.

[Peyton]

So I treat them like I treat la Crips when I see them. No eye contact. I'm not looking at you in the eye. Police dog. I see the dog. I go, nope. I look right in front of me. Now I see them sit directly behind me. I go, holy. There is a police dog sitting behind me, heart thumping. Then I feel a little something on my elbow. I feel something wet on my elbow. I look behind me, the police dog is inspecting my wenis for crack cocaine. He is literally on my elbow. Like I have never been so still in my life. I was literally like this. About two minutes go by, he's done. Two minutes after he's done, two minutes go by, he finishes sniffing me. Two minutes go by.

[Cam]

I would have had to get a nudge.

[Peyton]

Now you nudge that police dog. His whole arm is. Your whole arm is in his mouth.

[Cam]

That's true. All suit.

[Peyton]

I'M sitting like this. I feel on my left arm, I feel something very warm and furry. I look over the police dog puts his whole head on my arm, rests on it, and is looking up at me. Cameron, I have. And I've been through some in my life.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I have never been so scared in my life. I'm. Look that was waiting on me to make eye contact with him.

[Cam]

He said, I know you got that crack. Oh, I know he's got that crack. Well, go ahead and let me get that other pocket.

[Peyton]

He said, my owner told me about y'.

[Cam]

All. He said, yeah, you fit the description. You got the hair, you got the color, boy.

[Peyton]

But then. But then the police dog owner, the policeman goes, weston, come here. And I say, what the. Never have I heard somebody speak to a police dog. Not German. Weston, come here. Weston gets excited. Weston's jumping all over the place. And I'm saying, this is a fraud police dog. Yeah.

[Cam]

This is a face of police dog stolen valor.

[Peyton]

I look at his vest, and it doesn't say canine unit on it.

[Cam]

It says.

[Peyton]

It just says K2. This didn't even make it in the ranks to get to nine.

[Cam]

He's still playing ranked. He's nowhere near diamond.

[Peyton]

So I said, this is a. This is the. This is a basic training police dog behind me. The reason I figured out this is a police dog that's not fully graduated yet. We're 30,000ft in the air, Cam, and I start smelling the worst smell I've ever smelled in my life.

[Cam]

Absolutely.

[Peyton]

No, no. I genuinely almost punched the ball in front of me because I thought he was farting. It was the worst thing I have ever smelled. Like. It was. To the point I was going. I couldn't even joke. Like, I was. Like, I normally would ignore a bad smell in the plane, but I. I audibly was going, what the. Like, the little white lady next to me, she was. She was traumatized. She goes, are you kidding me?

[Cam]

I'm like.

[Peyton]

I'm like, there's. I'm like, there's no way that's a fart. There's no. And it wasn't going away.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

I look back behind me, no way. The owner of this dog grabs a doggy bag and is picking up dog off the ground in this plane. I say that to say no more animals should be allowed on planes. They go under the plane. They go under the plane with my laptop, or they.

[Cam]

Or they go in a box under your seat. Yeah, they don't. They don't. That's what they do. With small dogs, they put them in a little kennel and they go under the seat.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Now, this dog, I'm assuming, not small enough to fit under the seat.

[Peyton]

It was a black. It was like. It's like, strong, like, panther looking, black lab looking dog.

[Cam]

So guess what, sir? You rent a car. Yeah, exactly. We're domestic.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Tampa to Dallas. You rent a car.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Or you take them on the police helicopter or something.

[Cam]

Peyton. Now, I have. I've already had my fair share. My one crazy, traumatizing story of a dog in my personal space when it shouldn't.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

If I would have been 35,000ft in the air in first class, three mimosas, deep reading Russ's book, and I smell poop. And I turn around and see a fake cop doggy bagging Weston. First off, that's a racist name. West is a racist name and should never be given to an animal.

[Peyton]

If your name's Weston, you're destined for Arkansas. You are destined to live there.

[Cam]

I guarantee they know a Western.

[Peyton]

They know a Western right now.

[Cam]

I guarantee one of you know a Weston. Oh, my God. I had a teammate named Weston in Arkansas.

[Peyton]

It works out perfectly.

[Cam]

I would. I would have lit. Now, we all know I can hit a. Karen. We all know.

[Peyton]

Oh, you are. You're Cam. Karen.

[Cam]

I would have not left the airport until I had Delta E credit on my account. There's no way. There's no way I do that flight with. With my own.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No way. That is. Peyton, you're a better man than me.

[Peyton]

No, it was.

[Cam]

It was.

[Peyton]

Honestly, it was. It was because there's nothing you could do. You're on a tube.

[Cam]

Oh, I disagree.

[Peyton]

In the middle of the sky. What, am I supposed to punch the police dog now?

[Cam]

Not punch him. You can do some swift movements.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

When you put his head on your neck or head on your. Your elbow. Right here.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

This. My. My immediate thought was, oh, I'm going to use the bathroom, and I'm going to get up quick.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I don't play with.

[Cam]

I'm really going to go like this. The dog's here. I go. I go, ooh, it's got to be rage. Came about that. Get him off me. And then I go to the bathroom. I literally look in the mirror and I go, oh, that was it. And I come back. And now, hopefully, the fake cop and the racist dog don't repeat what they've already done, because that is. Oh, God, dude.

[Peyton]

Yeah, dude. That's just something that happened to me this week, and it was oh, my God. It was. It was what?

[Cam]

I didn't even tell you. This would take 30 seconds on that same flight. That was the Tampa flight.

[Peyton]

Right?

[Cam]

Back on that same flight, I was in the back, and there was a person. I was aisle seat. The person right next to me in their aisle seat. I feel bad for him. He was a big guy, just like me, because, you know, we were sitting back with no leg room like regular folk, like peasants.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And I had no leg room to operate because it was. It was the more economy affordable ticket. And, like, I wasn't. I wasn't living like a kingdom palace up front. I was in the back.

[Peyton]

Sure, it's fair. Seems right.

[Cam]

You go. It fits you.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So he's a big guy, too, but when I say big guy, I'm saying big on purpose. I'm not saying tall guy. He's a big guy. Yeah, he's like 6, 5, 3, 10. And he's. But no, no, the 6 5.

[Peyton]

You just seen what I did to this chair.

[Cam]

When I. When I tell you. When we were waiting to get our bags.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

This man stood out of the aisle, and he tried to. I know the exact stretch he was trying to do. He was trying to stretch his hamstring.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He went like this. He stood up, he planted his foot kind of lean like that. The opposite leg gave out when he did that. And he hit the meanest buckle. He started grabbing. You know those falls, we just got to grab something.

[Peyton]

You take everything with you.

[Cam]

He grabbed two seats. The guy behind him tried to double under, and it was. It just happened so quick. But the most impressive part is he was silent.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Like, I watched it because it's right next to me. He literally went. He's trying to squeeze out of the seat. He's like, oh, God. He said he started grabbing. Dude. He didn't make a peep. He didn't make a pee.

[Peyton]

I was like, you at least gotta let some grunts out when you fall.

[Cam]

Oh, I would have got a cause to see. Just for pure comedic relief.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

How do you fall? Like, how do you fall?

[Cam]

I don't fall graceful at all. I have never been a graceful faller. Really? It's bad.

[Peyton]

Really.

[Cam]

It's just. I mean, I. I figured. Same for you. No, I know. You fall disgusting.

[Peyton]

Good. No, I fall for a long time. I fall. It takes me so long to hit the ground. I fall.

[Cam]

Brought the 4 on 4 in San.

[Peyton]

Antonio, literally on YouTube, me falling for 14 seconds.

[Cam]

Cash, nasty fouls. The hell out of P and P hits a, takes the contact, jumps, falls.

[Peyton]

Weird.

[Cam]

His legs cross. He stumbles, hand plants, falls again, lands on his hip.

[Peyton]

It was great. If y' all want to see the worst fall in human history, it's me when cash nasty just flagrantly fouled me. It's at the end of the 4x4, like, Nissan thing for creator league. You can go watch it on YouTube. It's honestly. And I look up, I look up, and nobody's checking if I'm okay. Swaggy P is just like. Like, he's looking at me like this. Brandon Jennings is like.

[Cam]

I was crying, laughing. I literally was. I'm sitting there sunburnt. My team's already eliminated, and I literally could not contain it. Yeah, I think. I think ypk's guy mech even hit me. He was like, bro, is your boy okay? And I was like, it'll be fine. I said, he'll be fine. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

So much embarrassing stuff happens to me that is so uncalled for. And we haven't talked about this, but I know you thought about it in the moment. And our tampa meet and greet. We do meet and greets all the time, right? We do meet and greets all the time, right? We do meet and greets all the time. Now, this meet and greet experience was something different, right? We did this meet and greet, and xxxtentacion was there. He looked like him, didn't he? Yeah. So there's this kid that came up to the meet and greet. Sweetest kid in the world, right? He dabs me up.

[Cam]

I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. I forgot, bro.

[Peyton]

No, it was so. It was so demeaning, bro.

[Cam]

Dude, this is the funniest. I can.

[Peyton]

No, I genuinely got disrespected in this mean green.

[Cam]

God, you gotta let me bump in.

[Peyton]

Okay. Yeah, for sure. I got so disrespected. This mean greep. We're doing the mean green Tampa, right? There's so many people there. There's all the workers, the staff, like the head of whatever. This is a great system, right? And everybody's listening to each interaction that happens. This kid comes up, he dabs me and cam up. He's saying nice things. We take the picture. He gives us a gift. It's fantastic.

[Cam]

Great guy, great kid.

[Peyton]

Then he goes.

[Cam]

He takes two steps to leave. Actually, you guys mind if I pray.

[Peyton]

For you real quick? He asked if he could pray for us, and now I I. This was a first. And I I. Okay, we know that we have not talked about this.

[Cam]

Yet, like, we didn't even have a meeting about this dog.

[Peyton]

So this is new. Like, this has never happened for us. But as, as God fearing people, we're.

[Cam]

Like, of course, I would love that.

[Peyton]

Me, Cam and this kid, this fan. In the meet and greet, we circle up, we circle up, we bow our heads, right? This is a great moment. Thank you for praying for us. The prayer goes on. He starts to get a little specific with the prayer. He goes, dear Lord, heavenly father, I just want to pray for Cam, his family, his wife, his son. I pray they're safe and they're healthy.

[Cam]

I was like, that's beautiful.

[Peyton]

He goes, dear Lord, heavenly father, I just want to pray for Peyton and his, his. I want to pray for, for Peyton and I want to pray for Peyton. I literally, I brought my head off and I was like, I got family.

[Cam]

I got a. Oh, darn. He literally goes, he said all that. He gave me the run of the mill. He goes for km, for his family, for his wife, for his new son, for health and prosperity, everything. I just pray for him, Lord. And he goes, lord, I just want to pray for Peyton and Father, I'd love to, Father, I want to pray for Peyton and himself. He said himself. And when I say I, I, I take prayer serious.

[Peyton]

So serious.

[Cam]

I used to hate in school when people would laugh in prayer. And I know everyone's different, like, I'm not, whatever, but I literally, I like, pride myself on no matter how. Because praying in front of people, sometimes it is.

[Peyton]

That is daunting sometimes. Exactly.

[Cam]

It's a little choke up on words and whatever. And I, and like, I try to empower people by not laughing.

[Peyton]

It's not the problem that he messed up at any or stuttered anything. That's fine. It's the fact he couldn't think of anything for me. He couldn't pray for anything that I had.

[Cam]

And when he said the word Father, I just want to pray for, for him, for Peyton and himself. I literally went.

[Peyton]

I was like.

[Cam]

And oh. Oh, my God, dude. And it's. It happened so quick because the second he was done, the next people came in.

[Peyton]

Yeah, dude.

[Cam]

We didn't get to talk.

[Peyton]

We didn't get to talk about it all. And what's. Sir, I, I. You were great. And I appreciate you're the first person to ever pray for us in a meeting. I'll take that anytime. I want to let you know. I got a mom I love, I got a dad I love a brother. My dog's on his way out. You can say you don't waste one on him. You can.

[Cam]

There's no waste thing. It's not a credit. You go, you got 20 prayers for the month.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He goes, malcolm, no, take that back, Father. No, no, Malcolm. He's about to be wherever.

[Peyton]

No, but that was. That was hilarious, sir. I'm joking. I really do appreciate it.

[Cam]

No, that was that.

[Peyton]

It was a funny thing that you couldn't think of anything. I had.

[Cam]

It was. God, it was so. It was. That was a great moment. And thank you. Thank you.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Say it.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

We both were.

[Peyton]

I know that your wife has been buying skims for a while now. Don't tell me how I know. I looked in the drawer and she was always raving about it too. So I knew they were going to come through with the men's stuff.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

I have something for you. I saw this on TikTok.

[Peyton]

I love TikTok.

[Cam]

And before I break it down, I feel like you are either going to say, that's a great idea. Why haven't I thought of it? Or you would eat one. Now there is a kicker.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

Here we go.

[Peyton]

It's either a great idea or I'd eat it.

[Cam]

Yeah, here we go.

[Peyton]

I've never been met with those kind of circumstances. I'm.

[Cam]

Well, after this scrolling through the old talk.

[Peyton]

Right. I have.

[Cam]

There's some sports Fantastic. Edits about 17 videos of us. And I keep going, and I hit. This video starts with a tortilla. The very next item in this burrito was Froot Loops.

[Peyton]

Okay? It's a breakfast taco.

[Cam]

It is a cereal burrito. Oh.

[Peyton]

Now give me a little bit of ingredients on that. What is in it?

[Cam]

I mean, quite literally, it's Froot Loops. And the guy pours some milk on the burrito. Now, the wet milk. Wet milk as opposed to what? Frozen?

[Peyton]

Like, dry milk? Like. Like powder milk? Like space milk.

[Cam]

If this man used Space Odyssey milk for a burrito, I would. I'd gag watching the. No, he literally. So he had it, like, in a. Like, think of, like a salad bowl. Okay, so it was already kind of laying like that, Right?

[Peyton]

That makes sense.

[Cam]

Fruit Loops milks it and then tucks it perfectly, picks the whole thing up, no leaking.

[Peyton]

Oh, that guy's talented.

[Cam]

I think you work at Chipotle.

[Peyton]

He's an MVP at Chipotle. Player of the year for six months straight.

[Cam]

Starts chomping on this, right? Flips the camera, raves about how amazing it is. Now I sat back in, just complete. I was in awe. And I said, why do I feel like if Peyton wasn't lactose, you would do some dumb like that and you would try to claim that it's the greatest thing ever?

[Peyton]

I 100% would. I think. I think it's. I think it's important to try everything in life.

[Cam]

No, I don't. At all.

[Peyton]

But. Okay. Now the problem where I would have. I could honestly think that it's a great idea. I could never execute that. The fact I can't even make a tortilla, like, burrito. Like, I can't even talk that. Right.

[Cam]

Your rolling's awful. But the lactose, I think, is the tier one of the disabler of the cereal.

[Peyton]

Oh, well. Yeah.

[Cam]

You. Where were we when you said God bless. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

We were the news. Yeah, we did the news. And I literally, I. In the middle of, like, the news station.

[Cam]

We're on the news, local news in Charlotte, and they had a food gauntlet for us, by the way. Still, if you're from Shelby, North Carolina.

[Peyton]

You'Re either in jail or you have nothing.

[Cam]

Yeah, you have nothing. You're in.

[Peyton]

I'll let you know. Shelby, North. Shelby, North Carolina. We need to talk about.

[Cam]

We need to talk about, like, omitting them.

[Peyton]

Yeah, we. How about we just. We wipe it clean and then we start over? There we go. I think that's fair. Let's Add some structure in there. Yeah.

[Cam]

So we go Mindset Monday. So we go through the gauntlet. It's disgusting foods. Disgusting foods. And at the end, it's a treat. It's literally vanilla ice cream with, like, one of their local sodas. And it was fantastic. Now, to be a dog, Peyton goes, I gotta do this like I'm a dog. I'm not gonna cower it out on. On live tv.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

Audibly. He goes, God bless whoever's around us after this. I'm so sorry. He starts doing it. This man was straight leaking gas.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Around professionals in a news studio. And then we stayed a little after. They were like, oh, try the teleprompter. Try the weather.

[Peyton]

Yeah. The whole, like.

[Cam]

I was. I wasn't going to put you on blast. I'm not an L. Mans. Yeah, you reached.

[Peyton]

Oh, dude, I was horrible.

[Cam]

Little silent, but deadly.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And it wasn't BO. You put a lot of that old meteor on.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I put a lot of cologne on.

[Cam]

But I'm saying, good God almighty. I was like, holy.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Honestly. Honestly. Rising. WBBBC on. On the cw. I'm not gonna lie to you. Y' all might have a lawsuit on your hands in a minute. Y' all gave me food and didn't ask me my dietary restrictions. Y' all fed me the hottest pepper in the world, right? And then gave me.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Yeah, he gave me milk to wash it. Like, it was either like, hey, you're gonna die or you're gonna. Your life away. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

I forgot you were chasing that with literal whole milk.

[Peyton]

Whole milk.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

You are lactose. And they said. They're like, hey, try this fridge. If you want milk in there. There is everybody's personal lunch in there. I had to turn around and be like, what is in here for personal consumption and here for me to survive the next 30 minutes, you know what I mean?

[Cam]

Good God, bro. I. I hate. I honestly hate that for you.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

That you're lactose. Like, you're missing out on so many good things, but you're not a sweet tooth guy, so.

[Peyton]

I don't believe that. I think a lot of people that are lactose intolerant, like myself, like to exaggerate.

[Cam]

I think they're cowards. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Wait, what?

[Cam]

I don't. I don't think that's real.

[Peyton]

Being lactose.

[Cam]

Lactose intolerant. No, I think you don't think it's real.

[Peyton]

Give me a pint of ice cream, wait about four and a half minutes and stay in a closet. With me, See if you make it out. See, that's real.

[Cam]

I think now. Okay. Is it real? Of course. What you said, the exaggerated. Some people go, milk, no.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Like, oh, I can't even look at it. And I'm like, what the hell?

[Peyton]

Yeah. Some people are too much with it.

[Cam]

It's like, you're tripping.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Now if it hits your tummy, you start a little. Little poop.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

That's one thing. I feel like everybody has something they're intolerant to. Then everyone. You get. You get.

[Peyton]

I don't know about that.

[Cam]

Oh, you give me enough chips and salsa. And it's because that's my favorite. If I eat enough chips and salsa, I'm. I'm. I'm farting pico. And it's gonna happen. Oh, there's a little jalapeno and it's. But it smells clean. It's a fresh ingredient. Yeah, you're farting ice cream. And Ben and Jerry's half baked cookie.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's bad. But no, lactose intolerant is a real thing. I just, I. I am a part of the lactose community that is like, hey, we are aware what's gonna happen to us. Right. We know that we're not gonna be fun to be around for the next about hour or so, and we know our stomach's gonna hurt. But I am willing to enjoy this ice cream. You know what I mean? I'm not gonna stop my fun.

[Cam]

Last thing on this. You are a bad person. Because that. Exactly what you just said. You have done that before. But to inflict violence with it, you have weaponized your intolerance.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

It was in your old apartment. And we had just finished recording.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And we went. Stopped at the grocery store, went up to your stairs, and you literally. I watched you pick out a Ben and Jerry's.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And you're like, dude, I don't give a. You're like, y' all can say if you want. And I was like, what? You. I'm eating this and it's gonna be bad. And honestly, at this point, don't care, you know? And I was like, what is wrong with you? And you said, looking you in the eyes, you were loading your revolver, just waiting to.

[Peyton]

I know you've asked me if I was a superhero, that what would be my, like, superpower if I was a super villain, I would be the milkman. Like, I would literally just be an all white with a jug of milk, and I would walk around drinking and just on people, like, that would Be the milkman is here.

[Cam]

Everybody's like, oh, you've been too good to society. Come here, little guy. You go, milkman.

[Peyton]

I'm not too far from it, because sometimes I'll spread eagle and let one go right on your snoop.

[Cam]

Yeah. No, you. You have now. I don't even feel comfortable saying this right. My son will see this one day.

[Peyton]

Hey, Malachi.

[Cam]

It's not gonna make him feel good.

[Peyton]

It's all right. He knows you have farted. Yeah.

[Cam]

Bear out.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Way too close to my human.

[Peyton]

Oh, I've put my pink dot on the tip of your nose. He's gotten caught in there a couple times. He's had to go like this.

[Cam]

I said, there's so much hair.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Would you rather.

[Peyton]

For you. I'd love a.

[Cam]

Would you rather this? And this is completely tailored to you.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Now you have to spend an eight hour workday, right? You have to. You have two options though. Would you rather Peyton Harden being Peyton Harden? Would you rather work an eight hour shift at Chick Fil A.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

At a very busy Chick Fil A on a packed Saturday afternoon.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Eight hour shift. Or would you rather go to School on a Friday and teach a full class, 25 first grade students for eight hours, and you're in charge of them the whole day?

[Peyton]

Now, that's a good question. Either way, whoever. I'm like, the people on the other end are getting, like, that's not good for, like, this. The first graders. Sorry. The people trying to get their food. You're gonna end up with Burger King in your bag. Like, it's not gonna be good for anybody in those scenarios. I hate to break it to you now, if I'm a teacher, are there, like, I have to actually teach?

[Cam]

Oh, you got. You have 25, 6, and 5 year olds.

[Peyton]

Because my mind immediately goes to. I'm putting on the dancing fruit for the first grader. No, I'm putting on the dancing six.

[Cam]

The stuff that works for Malachi. They're gonna be like, why are we watching a kiwi? Like, no, they're not gonna be entertained by that. And there's curriculum. There's. There. You have to be a full blown.

[Peyton]

I have to teach. I can't show them, like. Like, 2008 Batista highlights. Yeah. I can't be like, I'm gonna show y' all Kane's intro who wonder and just, like, change their life. You know what I mean? That's what I would.

[Cam]

They would be crying. Yeah. He was like, you can't show highlights. You gotta teach. And you have a reasonable amount of bathroom. Like, I. My first thought, I was like, he's gonna say, oh, so sorry, kiddos. Mr. Harden's got to go to the potty.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And you're gonna go in there and be like God and just doomsday for like, an hour. All right, kids.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No, it has to be by the book.

[Peyton]

By the book.

[Cam]

Now you're making food and boxing it and sending out. Jeffrey, I got an order for six on Kyle all day long. Savannah, you got to put that down, sweetheart.

[Peyton]

My thing is, I have to do whichever one I mess up less at. Now, I know at a certain point in Chick Fil A, I'm gonna start freestyling orders. I'm gonna see a name up there, and I'll be like, amanda has to like the number two. And I'm just gonna, like, I can't because my eyesight's not that good.

[Cam]

You're like, she said no pickles. She didn't say anything about Pimento.

[Peyton]

And then, like, if somebody's rude to me, I'm spitting in your bag. Like, it's gonna be. But also on the other end, I don't think I know much of what I'm teaching in the first grade. Like, was it the timetables when you do those?

[Cam]

Brother, it's the first grade.

[Peyton]

I don't remember that.

[Cam]

It's cat. Say cat.

[Peyton]

Oh, the lisp might get in the way of the English.

[Cam]

The next word is thicken.

[Peyton]

And they're like, what? Thicken. They're like, thicken. I gave 180 students a lisp that they didn't grow up with. You know what I mean? Honestly, I would have to get screwed either way.

[Cam]

I gotta hear your answer, though.

[Peyton]

I would definitely pick being a teacher at a certain point. I'm letting the mother loose like some chickens. I'm opening that door and, like, you run around.

[Cam]

No, that is beyond unsafe.

[Peyton]

I'll take the charge.

[Cam]

But them kids loose if you won't take. Could you imagine a kid runs out and leaves the school?

[Peyton]

Oh, well, I would make sure that those doors are locked.

[Cam]

Oh, so you're gonna leave 20 first graders by himself to go lock one kid in the hallway?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

When you come back, you think, Jason's not gonna have a crayon in Edgar's head. Let's see if that fits. Edgar's like.

[Peyton]

I'm willing to buy 25 air tags and put them in some backpacks and let them loose.

[Cam]

You are here for a day.

[Peyton]

That's a long time, dude. I'd. Dude, that's when my first cigarette would hit my. Hit my lips. I'm telling you, I would get fired for having a Jack Daniels in my backpack. Dude, I.

[Cam]

Hey, kids. You're, like, go to your bus lines. You're like, this cute little girl. She's like, thank you for being our sub Miss Hard. And you're like, savannah, get the.

[Peyton]

I'm like, tell me what your mom's doing later. Is that your mom that dropped you off?

[Cam]

You go, savannah, you know anything about that Porsche your daddy drives? I've been looking for one of those for my collection. Sweetheart. Have a great weekend. You're so sitting there ripping a Sid.

[Peyton]

I would honestly be the worst teacher ever.

[Cam]

You're wearing a button up. You unbutton it. You're literally taking shots of Jack smoking a cigarette. One of the kids, like, left his, like. His, like, helmet. He comes back in the class, he's like, Mr. Harden, you literally go like this for a bike.

[Peyton]

A bike.

[Cam]

He leaves his bike helmet in his cubby. Good Lord. Leaves his bike helmet, comes back, he goes, Mr. Harden. You're literally like. You, like, drenched his sweat. Your whole chest is out. You're like. You're like, what do you need, Thomas? He's like, oh. You're like, no, come here, buddy.

[Peyton]

I'm like, petting the class pet, and I'm like, talking to the mother.

[Cam]

It's like an iguana. You're like, I feel bad for you, pal.

[Peyton]

I'm, like, holding it by itself. I'm like, what the do you want, yo?

[Cam]

You look like you need a drag.

[Peyton]

That's hilarious.

[Cam]

Say, I'm genuinely surprised you pick the children.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

You literally. You physically.

[Peyton]

Tell me, I'm not good with that.

[Cam]

When Malachi starts to talk, you don't want to hang out to him until he's mastered talking. You tell me that on a daily.

[Peyton]

Yeah, so it's. It's crazy, but I'm out of those two because I like, dude, I've seen.

[Cam]

You'Re just making bags, calling.

[Peyton]

No, it's not what it is. I've seen so many people, like, if somebody like you comes into my chick fil a line or somebody like Robbie comes into my chick fil a line, I'm fired. I can't. I can't. I can't deal with you.

[Cam]

The hell do we.

[Peyton]

Is the order for Cameron ready? Are you talking to.

[Cam]

That was Robbie. And that's a. That's a little bit of racism and a little bit of southernness.

[Peyton]

And then you came. You're like, hey, I'm a 30 year old man. I could literally take the pickles off, but can I get no pickles? Can you not put so much crust on it? Can I get 17 fries?

[Cam]

Can I get.

[Peyton]

I'll be like, dude, come on, bro, grow up. Like, I couldn't deal with that.

[Cam]

I literally say, can I have a number two? No. Tomato, large fry, large. Powered order complete.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And then. And then you're look. And then if I get a little cheap, that comes on. It's scanning gift cards and apps. And I'm like, bro, yeah.

[Cam]

$12 pulls out 60 change in nickels.

[Peyton]

Oh, no. Careful. But this kind of goes into my thing. That. That hurt my feelings this weekend.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

We shared. We shared a hotel room this weekend.

[Cam]

We did? Yeah. Oh, did we?

[Peyton]

First of all, Cam is such a. Because I offered. Well, I asked, can I sleep in your bed? Just not even as a joke. There's a privacy of our friendship. I said, hey, can I sleep in your bed?

[Cam]

What was my answer?

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Exactly.

[Peyton]

Because you talked about my toenails, which we could have clipped together. Another bonding experience we missed out on.

[Cam]

Peyton, the day I cl I can't. I can't say that on the Internet.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

No, I literally can't. I was. Okay, sorry. CJ4444. The day I clip your toenails. If I'm clipping your toenails. I mean, I'm talking. Don't even rush and roulette me. Make sure there's one in the chamber. If I go through all 10 of your disgusting talons and I clip them. I don't even clip my own toenails. If I'm clipping yours. Your nasty big white feet.

[Peyton]

No, we could probably keep that. Just mute it. Go.

[Cam]

Thanks, brother. Okay.

[Peyton]

Okay, that's hurtful, but one of the things I love about sharing a hotel room with you is waking up next to you.

[Cam]

It is fun, isn't it? No.

[Peyton]

Oh, but you made fun of me. Yeah, you made fun of the way how I wake up.

[Cam]

You're no your brain, brother. You are. It's going down a bad path.

[Peyton]

I am so beautiful to wake up next to. He.

[Cam]

Okay, multiple things. One, I am convinced you don't move in your sleep. I think you might have. You might need a pap yourself. I think you have very, very, like, criminal low oxygen.

[Peyton]

I'm on the brink of death. Every time I sleep.

[Cam]

Every time you go to sleep, one bad, like you have one big enough booger just clogged, you're just gonna be like. You're just not with it.

[Peyton]

So what do I do?

[Cam]

I woke up. So we had a stupid early flight, one of the cities, going to the next city the next day. And we had to wake up. I think My alarm was 5:45. And you know when you set those alarms, you're paranoid, subconscious, you're asleep, you're resting, but your subconscious is always, oh, my God, am I going to miss it?

[Peyton]

Right?

[Cam]

So I woke up three times. Now, the way our room was set up, my bed's here, his is here. I'm turned toward the wall though, right? Not towards Peyton's side. And the nightstand is in the middle. So every time I woke up, frantically, I'd roll over, I'd look at my phone. It said 145. I look at Peyton.

[Peyton]

He literally was like this peaceful angel.

[Cam]

I go, all right, Turn back over 3:16. I look at Peyton. He hasn't moved once. Turned back over again, it was like five o'.

[Peyton]

Clock.

[Cam]

I'm like, God, this is pissed me off. I look at Peyton, you haven't moved an inch. You're in the exact same spot. The alarm goes off. First off you use the worst alarm known to me.

[Peyton]

Oh, I use an alarm. They literally. It's the most efficient alarm you can have, but keep going.

[Cam]

The alarm goes off, guys, I. I am not exaggerating. Peyton literally goes like this. He goes. He didn't blink. He didn't breathe. He didn't get a sip of water. He didn't stretch. He didn't adjust his draws. He didn't have to take a morning piss.

[Peyton]

How fast did I wait.

[Cam]

Push down a morning wood. He woke up in doom. Scroll. Like it.

[Peyton]

It was shown again how fast it was.

[Cam]

You literally went this.

[Peyton]

The alarm goes off. Stops the alarm.

[Cam]

Ready to see how nasty. It's instant. And I. I was. And I literally woke up. You have to think about this. The same alarm woke us both up. Yeah. By the time I was conscious, you were watching Tiktoks. That's.

[Peyton]

That's.

[Cam]

That's illegal.

[Peyton]

It was about I 26. I. I would venture to say I would rather wake up next to somebody like me than somebody like you.

[Cam]

Hell no.

[Peyton]

Because you're mean when you wake up, bro.

[Cam]

Because you are.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

And then because he immediately dopamine fried. He's. He's in this delusional state. He's literally like, hey, you want to see my.

[Peyton]

Yes. Okay, so I woke up.

[Cam]

Hey, how about I go in a shower and you just come in there a little five minutes too early.

[Peyton]

Yes. I'm giving him all these, like, these things we could do in the morning together. Like, I woke up. I woke up. I looked over at my little sweet angel and she looked back over at me. I said, hey, come. Can't literally go. He. I swear to God wakes up. He goes like this. Wafts his hand at me. First of all, hurtful. I'm waking up in a good mood. I go. And then I'm back to doom scrolling because he ignored me. I guess my phone's too loud. He looks back over at me and I'm like, hey, Cam. He goes, what? I go, Cam. He goes, what? I say, how much money would it take for you to rub my feet right now? Yeah.

[Cam]

At 5:45 in the morning. We went to sleep at 2. And you wonder why I'm in a bad mood.

[Peyton]

He literally went to sleep. He really went. Being dead serious. Cam goes, hey, bro, at least give me 20 minutes. Like dead serious.

[Cam]

I was mad. I was like, dog, give me 20 minutes. He said, let me wash my eyes, get a little sip of water.

[Peyton]

He said, I'm not even trying to be an. I know Please just don't do that until 20 minutes. And I was like.

[Cam]

You started crying, laughing. Because bro, he.

[Peyton]

Wait.

[Cam]

I. I just don't get it. Because some you are. You're so strange. There'll be nights he gets nine hours uninterrupted, doesn't move, barely breathing. And he wakes up, he's tired and he's pissed off.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And in those moments, we go to bed at 2, wake up at 5:45. You haven't even gotten four hours sleep. He's instantly taking in tiktoks and cracking jokes about rubbing feet and having. I'm just like. You are so not normal. Like, it is baffling.

[Peyton]

Doesn't it suck though? Like, you get upset at me whenever I wake up and I'm in a bad mood, but when I wake up and I'm in a good mood, you shoot me down.

[Cam]

I do not get upset when you wake up in a bad.

[Peyton]

You said not right now, but 20 minutes before you start your. That doesn't feel good, Peyton.

[Cam]

The birds aren't even chirping like the birds are.

[Peyton]

The sun was not a tree.

[Cam]

It's dark as night outside. Still. The birds are sleeping. You're over here talking about showing hairy and rubbing feet. You got to give me 20. It's unbelievable.

[Peyton]

It's just painful. It's painful.

[Cam]

No, it's not. No. But you're also weird because on that same foot.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

An hour into the morning, like you've been up for a whole hour. It's now 6:45. You're pissed off.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Like all your energy is gone.

[Peyton]

Yeah. It's because he's been shut down.

[Cam]

Match you right at five somehow. Hair and feet.

[Peyton]

Yes. I need somebody who can match my energy. I need someone who can. Can give me the love I give to the world.

[Cam]

Good luck.

[Peyton]

You know, Cam matches my freak. He. He's done some things that are. That he's going to have to go confess for to me.

[Cam]

I've already prayed the you Should Know podcast.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

That's an iPhone 8.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Landscape photograph.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it was a little, it was a little tilted. I said, in what world do you come up with the idea, I'm gonna take a picture of my breasts? I'm gonna go to the mall. I'm gonna go to Lenox. I'm gonna go to the middle of the kiosk where they make T shirts.

[Cam]

I'm going to email them a picture.

[Peyton]

And put it on the shirt. Then when I wake up in the morning to go to the airport, I want the breast T shirt. I've never. That's up there with wearing denim jeans on a plane. How bad that was, dude?

[Cam]

That is. No. Like, I'm not gonna get too much into it. You might. You might get some. Some time on the extended Atlanta. I mean, there needs to be a revival in Atlanta. Like, there's. It's a. That's a wicked place.

[Peyton]

I love Atlanta.

[Cam]

Okay, you remember we went out to.

[Peyton]

The bar in Atlanta. Yes, yes.

[Cam]

After the show, we got like. Not like clubs. Like, did not like world renowned clubs. We're just going to simple, like a little bar, have a little Guinness, have a good time. We walk into that bar, we open the door. All we heard was, you go see what I got. And Peyton literally said, not this one. And you shut the door. We literally cleared it and we walked clean past it.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I'm like. It was. It was like a movie. We literally opened the door, go see what I got. And he said, no, not this one, man.

[Peyton]

We kept walking.

[Cam]

Everybody's like, let's keep footing.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Really. What's wrong with this bar? And I'm like, don't go in that one. That is not for us.

[Cam]

One thing I will give you props on. You are very. Sometimes it's. It is exceedingly in a bit excessive. You are incredibly vigilant at night.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

It's almost sometimes where it's like, hey, we're okay.

[Peyton]

I might be Batman.

[Cam]

You were. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, you're not. No.

[Peyton]

You said, I'm a vigilante.

[Cam]

I said you're vigilant.

[Peyton]

And that's not the past tense of vigilante.

[Cam]

Vigilante is someone who is doing what you do and then acting.

[Peyton]

But a vigilante gotta be.

[Cam]

They have to be vigilant.

[Peyton]

You can't spell vigilante without vigilant.

[Cam]

That's like all fingers. Your thumbs are your fingers.

[Peyton]

Don't. No, no, no. Dude, that's the one that's always made me so mad anyway.

[Cam]

So true.

[Peyton]

I am super vigilant.

[Cam]

Like, we'll be walking.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Middle of a conversation, and you're just like a German shepherd.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You'll just stop and be like, something's not right. You're like, I think there's gonna be a fight in the next seven minutes.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I'm like, what are you? Who are you?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And you go, no, seriously, let's say watch. It's like. It's like that's your. That's probably the closest thing you have to a superpower.

[Peyton]

Dude, serious, I can sense danger through a brick wall.

[Cam]

I am dead.

[Peyton]

Somebody's gotta.

[Cam]

You go, not today. Not the right place, not the right time. I did not tell you, dude. Something else happened to me that yesterday.

[Peyton]

What happened?

[Cam]

I told you about the Malachi thing, But I was so excited to say this. I went to Best Buy. Okay. I went to Best Buy because it was. I was on the way back from the gym. We were talking about the hard drives, right?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

So I just popped in. It was on my way. I went to look at it and now me being me. Something I always loved at Best Buy when I was younger was TV section. My dad, we'd always just go and look at the crazy new $10,000 stupid TV.

[Peyton]

Right?

[Cam]

So I go in there and I. You not. This first worker walks up. It's a dude, probably in like his late 40s. He's cool. Hey, man, just let me know if you need anything. Let me know if you need a price match or check, anything, whatever. The simple. I go, appreciate it, brother. Just looking around as I said that. I turn around to the TVs and it literally was like another employee, like spawned. Like, like from the shelf. He lose. It's like a. Like a quirky like 20 year old. He literally just appeared.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He starts walking towards me and you can tell when people are gonna talk to you. It's like they're not looking down, they're not looking past you. He's looking right.

[Peyton]

They have an agenda to speak to you in this moment.

[Cam]

He spawned. He goes, walks right up to me, goes, and what are you looking for? Like a weird. Like he's trying to be in an anime. What are you looking for? And I go, oh, nothing. I'm like, I have it tv. Like I'm really just kind of looking blow some time. He goes, no, no, no, but what do you need? And I go, nothing. I'm getting a hard drive. This. I'm holding a tv.

[Peyton]

I have the product that I want to buy.

[Cam]

I you not. He goes, I know everything there is to know about TVs. Ask away.

[Peyton]

So. No, you don't.

[Cam]

No, I. For whatever reason, because he looked like I could kind of with him a little. So I literally said that I know I said, we always. I went incorrect. I said that to him.

[Peyton]

He goes, alright.

[Cam]

He goes, try me. It was, it was a little.

[Peyton]

I don't like.

[Cam]

This kid's like 20, glasses, long hair, he's got the pit. Like he has the, the one of.

[Peyton]

Those guys, you got to check his backpack in public.

[Cam]

Yes. And he definitely looks like he could have spent four years studying the history of tv.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

So I go, I don't, I mean, I don't have like TV trivia out in my pocket. I don't, I don't know what this to tell you. He goes, no, you should try to ask me something. It's like he's getting pressed.

[Peyton]

So you want me to check. Like, how am I supposed to come with these questions, right?

[Cam]

I go, brother, I don't like, I'm good. I don't need a tv. He goes word for word, if you need anything. This looked at me and said, if you think of a question, I'll be back. I said, what? He goes, you don't have to call me. If you think of a question about a tv, I'll be back. And I, I literally laughed in front because I'm like, dude, this guy.

[Peyton]

You're joking.

[Cam]

Like, this is a good bit. You're funny.

[Peyton]

But he never cracked his mouth and he just.

[Cam]

We walked off. He walked off. Now I. You not. This is the best part. So now I'm freaked out.

[Peyton]

I already have.

[Cam]

I already had the hard drive I was looking at.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Didn't buy it because you said the other thing. So I'm walking to go put it back in hard drives. This appears in the hard drives now. Best. My employees, they're stationed like, you're a tv, you're in tv.

[Peyton]

You're an apple.

[Cam]

How you're going to get your commission. You're in the gaming, you're in refrigerators.

[Peyton]

You don't float. Refrigerators don't go to MacBook.

[Cam]

We don't have floaters in Best Buy. Your TV, you stay with the TVs. Don't touch the washer and dryer.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Cam]

He appears in the hard drive and he pops up.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Without me talking to him. He goes, I got something for you. Like I. I am fully immersed, thinking he is like, if I'm being honest and not a. Not a pride thing. I thought he knew who I was. Right. And he's like, with right? Because he knows.

[Peyton]

He wants us to be on the pod.

[Cam]

And I literally go, and if that was your game plan.

[Peyton]

Yeah. You're here now.

[Cam]

You never cracked And God bless you.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He goes, I got something for you. And I go, it's not a tv, is it? I told you I didn't need one. He goes, just come look at it. And I go. I'm like, I have to go with this kid. I walk. He takes me. You know how the best buys have those big room, like, with the best TVs. It's like that. Oh, like, enclosed room.

[Peyton]

It's like the sets where they. It looks like a living room.

[Cam]

They have all the TVs on shelves and they have that big thing.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

He takes me up to it, and this guy starts spitting like 2002 Eminem. The specs of this TV. And he's dead. They're near rhyming. And that might have been not on purpose.

[Peyton]

He was like, tv, you can't see me.

[Cam]

He said, you can't see me. Like, cena, hdmi. Plug it. Play now.

[Peyton]

Re up.

[Cam]

And he's like going. He's literally. I was like. He goes, new Hundred Inch Odyssey. It's gonna cost you 10 grand. You take both of the cords, plug it in, you got a big band. And he's like. And he's just going down. And he's pointing. You know the little cards? Yeah, he's pointing as he's going.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He's like, ultra, ultra wide. Aq, ledv, crystal. You got it all. You need more? I got you. And I'm like, I put it on the maze. I almost asked him if I could take a picture.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Because I was like, you're the greatest I ever met.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And you know how this conversation ended?

[Peyton]

How?

[Cam]

I go, I go. I literally, I went. I said, thanks, man. I. I appreciate it. Go to shake my head.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no. You be me.

[Peyton]

Okay. Hey, as I'm cam.

[Cam]

Your cam, I am this wizard.

[Peyton]

Thank you so much for all that.

[Cam]

Come back when you need one. Didn't shake my hand. I swear to God. I, I, dude, I was.

[Peyton]

I. I mean, I had.

[Cam]

I had a silent car ride home. I was 10 minutes from the crib. I didn't turn on any music.

[Peyton]

I was.

[Cam]

I pulled out my notes app.

[Peyton]

I swear to God.

[Cam]

There's a note about this long.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I tried to say everything that happened. I was like, I cannot forget.

[Peyton]

You went home, sat in your living room and just stared at a black TV. You're like, I did.

[Cam]

I said, I said, TV. The EC3 with the D. Imagine you.

[Peyton]

Go home from that. You're watching, like, Sports Center. A commercial comes on. He floats on.

[Cam]

He goes Time for an upgrade, dude. When he didn't shake my hand.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And the only reason I wasn't kind of mad.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Is because he kind of giggled with it.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Okay.

[Cam]

But he went. He said, do the hand again.

[Peyton]

He goes.

[Cam]

He said, come back when you need one and didn't check.

[Peyton]

He put it on the table. I'm not gonna lie.

[Cam]

He did.

[Peyton]

That guy's nice. I need to talk to him.

[Cam]

You know who you are, brother.

[Peyton]

And you know the.

[Cam]

You know the best buy. My God. He might be gonna take y' all to meet this. It was unbelievable.

[Peyton]

And I was gonna say he might be a guest on the patreon. It's called TV time.

[Cam]

Yeah. He goes, this is a TCL3D fell. He keeps going. The usual should know podcast.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

I want a balcony.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

You know what I'm saying? Booking.com. booking.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Now on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture panic. And pop culture panic.

[Cam]

And.

[Peyton]

I have a pop culture.

[Cam]

I Have a be. Oh my God, I have a beautiful one.

[Peyton]

You know you want to go first.

[Cam]

I feel like yours is going to be more impactful for the people.

[Peyton]

Mine's more. It starts as a pop culture, but it leads me into something else.

[Cam]

So you start, I'll go first. Can we get a round of applause for Dana white in the U.S. congratulations. Long story short, you. You know, YSK, we are deeply rooted with WWE, but we also like. We also. And aw. But we also like the, the MMA side of things. The, the combat sports. We love a good ufc. We always gather and band together, watch the fights. Long story short, UFC has had a model where they have been in contract with ESPN plus for like two or three years and basically you have to have ESPN plus but then you have to pay for the pay per views still. So it's very strange, very weird. Now they came out I believe two days ago when we're recording this live and they announced they signed a 7.7. Listen to the first letter.

[Peyton]

Billion.

[Cam]

Not million. Billion dollar deal. $7.7 billion for a seven year contract with Paramount Plus.

[Peyton]

That's crazy. That is crazy.

[Cam]

Did you see their contract before that? Yeah, 7 year 1.5.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Yeah. They've over.

[Peyton]

I mean basically they've 7x yeah. In 7 years. Yeah. It's crazy. It's crazy. And then they're doing some events for free on CBS just to get to like. But that the White House card is going to be on cbs.

[Cam]

But the beauty of the Paramount plan. And first off, shout out to Paramount. Like everyone knows Paramount's a top dog. Like they've been around forever. Right? $7.7 billion. But every single UFC, including the Freeze, the fight nights, including the non numbered cards like the sanctioned one. But it's still a. There's been very few like ufc, no Chase and stuff like that. Every single pay per view, every single fight is on Paramount, some will be on CBS and there's no additional fees. So all you have to do, you can have a 8$8 a month membership. Yeah, that's with ads. So $13 a month.

[Peyton]

This sounds like an ad.

[Cam]

$13 a month without.

[Peyton]

And you don't have to get it. They're not paying us so. Oh no, don't get it. To be honest.

[Cam]

Advertising, I'm saying for fight fan, like for me, because I'm not gonna lie, I used to go to websites and stream the fights and the boys would come over and I've had plenty of times where it's.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Buffering right before a Knockout. And that's the worst feeling. So we were. I was dropping $80. Yeah, it was nuts. But basically, shout out to UFC. It's gonna be fantastic. So many more people can watch fights now legally.

[Peyton]

And it's just part is the parts is it seems like WWWE took over UFC's old contract and now they're going to ESPN. You gotta pay every time for a ple. Yep.

[Cam]

I was. I was gonna segue into that. But you already said you had one too.

[Peyton]

Yeah, quickly.

[Cam]

Do you hate that? I hate that for you.

[Peyton]

It's rough, man. I mean, wwe. So you're gonna pay. I mean, they're so good at storytelling, but I just like.

[Cam]

Because you're basically. You're doing the opposite of ufc. Because right now, yeah, we have free. Because they have a deal with Peacock and now you're gonna have to come out.

[Peyton]

I just don't understand how TKO owns UFC and wwe. They get ufc such as. Great deal. But then they can't get WWE because WWWE is on eight different streaming services now. It's like, it's on Peacock, it's on Netflix. It's on regular. Like, I'm just like, how can this happen? And then now we're going to espn where you got to pay for the ples that were once like, there's no.

[Cam]

Way quickly for parents amount.

[Peyton]

Do you think that was a conscious decision to offer that much money knowing that they could bring in all those illegal.

[Cam]

100%, of course. 100%. 100%.

[Peyton]

I think this is. That's a good sneak peek into what you're going to get on the Patreon on Cam's sports show that's going to be coming up. We don't know when, but it's going to. We're working on it. We're working on whenever we get a new office, that's when.

[Cam]

So fairly soon.

[Peyton]

Help us find new offices in the DFW area if you want. But yeah, so that's gonna come. My pop culture is. I went to a movie theater for the first time in a long time to go watch a movie. I went to watch Superman. Oh, God, I've heard good things about Superman. I went to watch it. It was an entertaining movie. I have to say, though, I don't understand why people live like the people in the movie. Why would you live in Metropolis? Why would you live in an Arkham, like, Gotham? I mean, why would you live like, in these places where, you know, there's.

[Cam]

People that are deemed super villain? Yeah, leave.

[Peyton]

Like, I watched Superman and Metropolis. Got destroyed three times in that movie. And I said, these people have to be paying so much in taxes.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Like, it's unbelievable. Like, just in the middle of the city. It split open at one point. And I was just like, why would you. Why would you make this home base? Yeah. You know what I mean?

[Cam]

Who raises a kid here?

[Peyton]

Yeah. It's the. It doesn't make sense to me. That's the only thing. Like, I know superhero movies, like, I get. And like, I'm super into the culture.

[Cam]

Of, like, you know, it's whatever.

[Peyton]

That part would never make sense. Why are there civilians here?

[Cam]

That's. That's actually. I've literally never thought about that.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Genius.

[Peyton]

It's cuz.

[Cam]

And like, say you got to think it's. Think of like a New York City and then freaking. The Thanos and all. Like, they just came to New York. They know it's populated, whatever.

[Peyton]

Yeah. But, you know, you know, Superman is here. You know he's here. You know, you know that. That. What's the Lex Luther's Towers right here. I'm not. I'm not living next to that. All that. I keep seeing big rhinos and fly next to me.

[Cam]

That's so true.

[Peyton]

You know, I mean, my family's trying to eat dinner. I'm seeing a rhino.

[Cam]

I'm trying to watch John stain on his last four months.

[Peyton]

And it's literally like the flying rhinoceros.

[Cam]

Hit through my wall.

[Peyton]

Like, how are they not traumatized? Like, they literally get, like, their city destroyed weekly. And they just. After they're done, they're like, good job, Superman.

[Cam]

And they're like, I gotta clock in at IBM tomorrow.

[Peyton]

Yeah. It's like, I'm taking the year off. Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

I'm never working.

[Peyton]

Like, literally, we had. Oh, man. We've had a bad incident with some buildings falling down in this country before, and the whole world changed in Metropolis. They're just over there every day. Just all these buildings are falling every day.

[Cam]

Hey, let's just rebuild. Let's just put her up.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Like. Like, what are the tax dollars in Metropolis?

[Cam]

That's so true.

[Peyton]

Also, I don't think I'm ever gonna step foot in a movie theater again to watch a movie.

[Cam]

That's a lot.

[Peyton]

Unless it's ours or I have to start going to some private screenings or something. Movie theater culture is absolutely cooked.

[Cam]

How?

[Peyton]

No one respects movie theaters anymore. There's no sanctity and sanctuary in a movie theater. I don't know what happened the first 15 minutes of the Superman movie. I tell you, there is a row of people just talking. And it's not like they're, like, trying to whisper, but the whisper got too loud. They were shooting a podcast in the middle of it. Like, they were talking. Like, I'm talking to you right now.

[Cam]

In while the movie started.

[Peyton]

While 20 minutes. And I was like, this is unbelievable. And then people showing up late to the. Like, get here on time.

[Cam]

Yeah. Have some couth.

[Peyton]

Be it. Be a. Be a responsible adult.

[Cam]

Act like a lady.

[Peyton]

And so I'm sitting there watching the movie. The people are done talking at this point. They finally finished their podcast. I hope they uploaded it. These three women come in, like, 30 minutes late to the movie. I'm like, you've missed the whole, like, beginning of the. You don't know what.

[Cam]

Yeah. You have no idea what we're trying to solve.

[Peyton]

Exactly.

[Cam]

Like, you've absolutely no idea.

[Peyton]

You're playing catch up for the next hour.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

They come by. They're all holding to go bags in their hands.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no. Go to hell.

[Peyton]

And now when I say they sat down next to me.

[Cam]

Nope.

[Peyton]

They didn't look at that movie screen for another 15 minutes. They were looking at each other eating this food that was 90% sauce. And I'm saying, if you're gonna bring food into a movie theater, at least let it be hardy.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Something you could pick up, bite, and put down. That was dripping. I swear to God, this woman grabbed this, and it was dripping, and she's dripping it into her almost. Almost jotter. Honestly, I.

[Cam]

You go figure that out.

[Peyton]

You know what I mean? And it. And it was a pungent smell.

[Cam]

Oh, my God, dude. Someone ate. Someone ate seafood. Someone ate a full thing of seafood.

[Peyton]

Go to hell.

[Cam]

Two seats away from me.

[Peyton]

First of all, if you're getting seafood from Cheesecake Factory, you're already behind. Yeah.

[Cam]

You're already on the plane.

[Peyton]

You know what I mean? But, yeah, and I'm just. As I was going, I left that movie theater. I don't remember much of the movie, but it was good from what I watched. Not enough eye lasers. I wish it was more eye lasers. I walked out being like, I will never in my life go to a public movie theater like this. I. I deserve more than this.

[Cam]

I work too hard.

[Peyton]

I worked too hard for this. Too hard. That. That was my popcorn. No more movie theaters for me.

[Cam]

I know. I know. The theater you went to, there's a very populated. Was it populated theater? No. It is. Yes. You got to go to those sneaky.

[Peyton]

Ones that's what I'm saying.

[Cam]

I'm going to those $10 Tuesday joints.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

You get. You got.

[Peyton]

No. Any movie theater. I'm going to now. It's a premium ticket. It's a premium ticket. No, no, no, no. I'm just saying. No, I'm saying not because I feel like I need to know.

[Cam]

I know.

[Peyton]

I'm saying I would rather pay the top ticketed price to have a real movie theater experience than deal with that kind of dude. Like, you know what I mean? It's just. No, there's no sanctity.

[Cam]

And I'm sorry. I know people, like, want to be cozy and stuff. Don't wear your hoodie. Don't wear your hoodies.

[Peyton]

I don't like hoodies in theaters.

[Cam]

Don't like hoodie in theaters. I don't like backpacks. You don't need a backpack.

[Peyton]

Don't know. No bags.

[Cam]

You don't need a backpack. Don't have your hoodie on. Sit down respectfully, and I won't look at you for next.

[Peyton]

No bags.

[Cam]

No bags. Yeah, you know, you. You cooked at that movie. Movie culture is so destroyed post Covid. Yeah, it is. I mean, it's off.

[Peyton]

And I'm a little up now, too, because I was looking. I was watching the movie, and I was like, where are the subtitles?

[Cam]

Now, that's a.

[Peyton]

That's not as a me thing. But I. But I'm so used to watching movies on streaming services where I can look at the subtitles because my hearing, I can't hear unless I read it. And so I'm watching the movie. The movie theater, and I'm like, I don't know what this saying. Unless they put these subtitles up, Peyton.

[Cam]

They have enough speakers to where they could broadcast to Nebraska in these movie theaters. What the hell do you mean? If you can't read it, you can't hear it.

[Peyton]

I can't understand. I can't hear a movie unless there's subtitles. I've turned into that person, and I don't know why. I think it's because of streaming services. And you definitely feel me.

[Cam]

No, I understand, but you. That you. I. I've heard, yeah. Shots so loud in a movie theater or lasers. I thought I was hit. I literally went like, it's so loud. Really? You're. You're tripping.

[Peyton]

Well, no, I'm talking about dialogue. Yes, I can hear sound of it, but dialogue especially.

[Cam]

Is it Peaky Blinder?

[Peyton]

Yeah, dude. Especially if it's one of those, like, whisper movies like Harry Potter. I hate a whisper movie. Those guys, whisper movies where all the dialogues like this.

[Cam]

I'll say I was gonna get up in Snake.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And I said, I'll go, what?

[Cam]

Speak up. Yeah, Neville.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Careful. But I'm gonna start buying the. The tickets to the. To the audibly impaired. They have subtitles at those. That was pop culture. Pain and Kim. Pop culture Payday. Cam.

[Cam]

Boom.

[Peyton]

Cam.

[Cam]

So you're gonna steal a ticket from my grandma?

[Peyton]

Oh, she wouldn't be there. She can't see either. Get us out of here.

[Cam]

My grandma has the whole movie script in braille. She's like, oh.

[Peyton]

She's like, iron Man's going fast.

[Cam]

She goes, they still got Henry Cavill.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. If you put your Grandma in a.

[Cam]

40X theater, oh, she would literally think she's transferred. Like she's in the route to heaven. Like she's. God bless her, man.

[Peyton]

She'd be like, what the hell, Lord, I've been ready. She's like, that. Something just spit on me. She goes, something's on my back.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, Lord, that's.

[Peyton]

It's not funny.

[Cam]

Jesus.

[Peyton]

She would pray. She'd pray.

[Cam]

Her chair's rocking. She's getting poked and crawled.

[Peyton]

You might have the best time of her life. Memo, if you're watching this, do you want to go? Not my memo. She's gone. She can't hear me. But Cam's memaw. If you want to, I'll take you to a 40x movie. I'll put a GoPro on your head too.

[Cam]

She's like, that was so fun. Cameron. Say all the time, it's my grandma. I can make the jokes.

[Peyton]

Get us out of here.

[Cam]

Episode 178 thank you so, so much for coming back. We absolutely love each and every one of you. As P said, you want that special juice? You want that elite karma? Go ahead and hit the share button. Send it to. To somebody and spread the wealth and spread the love. Now to confuse the casuals and get your OG Karma for all of our day ones, we got a secret code for you. And that secret code is. Might be doing some with this one. S, P, T. Someone.

[Peyton]

Someone. Peyton touched screen printed spt. No, let's not do that one because I mean these videos already get shadow banned enough. I don't need.

[Cam]

There you go. STV is what I said. Share this video. Send it to your hater. Send it to your cousin. Send it to all the God forsaken people in Atlanta. We love.

[Peyton]

I love Atlanta. I need to go back.

[Cam]

I don't know what's sick. Atlanta was sick.

[Peyton]

Too much hookah. Too much hookah, too. Oh. Alrighty. We love you. Remember, one out of every two Kohli bears. Don't be an only Christmas. We'll see you next time. Hello.

[Cam]

No, put the hookah down.