You Should Know Podcast – Episode 178: "ATTACKED ON LIVE TV!"
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Release Date: August 18, 2025
Episode Overview
In this riotous, fast-paced episode, Peyton and Cam dive into post-tour exhaustion, misadventures while traveling (including being "attacked" on live TV), parenting mishaps, airline horror stories, and the wildest movie theater tales. With signature back-and-forth roasting, genuine friendship, and hilarious storytelling, the duo chronicles recent life events, behind-the-scenes of their tour, run-ins with the public, and pop culture hot takes—barely pausing to breathe between stories.
Key Segments & Discussion Highlights
1. Post-Tour Catch-Up: Sleep Deprivation & Parenting Chaos
[03:36–12:38]
- Peyton and Cam, coming off a national and Toronto tour, joke about being deliriously exhausted and losing track of episode numbers.
- Cam describes reuniting with his over-caffeinated baby son Malachi ("abnormally sized skull… so much hair… like two Texas roadhouse buns"), only for Malachi to projectile spit-up directly onto Cam’s lip:
- Cam: “My son spit up, and it touched my taste modules.” [08:34]
- Cam admits the taste “wasn’t that bad”, shocking Peyton.
- The duo ponders kid birthdays themed after real relatives (e.g., an "Uncle P" theme), debating if letting Malachi idolize Peyton is endearing or “objectively weird.”
- Peyton: “I’m his superhero.”
- Cam: “If my kid was blowing out candles on your face on a cake, I have failed.” [12:03–12:08]
2. Embarrassing Stories: Parenting, Body Image, and Hotel Room Antics
[12:38–18:00]
- Peyton opens up about his childhood curiosity with attic insulation, and Cam shares an equally questionable memory (“My dad said, ‘Rub it together’…”).
- Both admit to newfound insecurities—like showering in darkness to avoid seeing themselves in hotel mirrors.
- The camaraderie veers toward classic YSK territory: gossip about each other’s weird habits, including tongue length and waking-up routines.
3. Flight Fiascos: Police Dogs, First Class Perils & Airborne Mishaps
[18:00–29:49]
- Peyton recounts being seated in first class with a police trainee dog (“The dog was inspecting my wenis for crack cocaine”), culminating when the dog defecates mid-flight:
- Peyton: “The owner…is picking up dog off the ground in this plane. No more animals should be allowed on planes. They go under the plane with my laptop, or they…” [24:26–24:48]
- Cam shares his own economy seating woes, including a massive fellow traveler whose failed stretch attempt turns into a silent, seat-grabbing collapse.
- Peyton references his viral 14-second basketball fall with CashNasty in San Antonio (“If y’all want to see the worst fall in human history…”).
4. Meet and Greet Shenanigans: The Prayer Incident
[29:49–34:12]
- At their Tampa meet and greet, a fan asks to pray for them on the spot. The prayer is detailed and heartfelt—for Cam, his wife, and his son—but blank for Peyton:
- Cam: “He goes, Dear Lord, heavenly father, I just want to pray for Peyton and his, his… I want to pray for, for Peyton and I want to pray for Peyton.” [32:05]
- Peyton: “I got family! I got a mom, a dad, a brother...”
- The experience is equal parts touching and comedy gold, with Peyton joking about being omitted from divine protection.
5. LIVE TV “Attack” – Lactose Intolerance Disaster
[37:49–41:32]
- Peyton recounts a segment gone awry while on live TV in Charlotte: forced to eat vanilla ice cream despite being lactose intolerant after chugging whole milk to quench the heat from a spicy food challenge. The result? Silent but deadly gas unleashed in a news studio.
- Cam: “This man was straight leaking gas. Around professionals in a news studio.” [38:50]
- Peyton jokes about weaponizing his lactose intolerance—his villain persona is "the Milkman."
6. Would You Rather: Chick-fil-A or First Grade Teacher?
[44:23–50:26]
- Cam presents Peyton with a tailored dilemma: 8 hours at a slammed Chick-fil-A counter or teaching 25 first graders for a day. Peyton chooses teaching—planning to “let the mother loose like some chickens,” which Cam firmly condemns as “unsafe.”
- The scenario devolves into school outrage: air-tagging students and fantasizing about drinks and cigarettes during class.
7. Hotel Room Revelations: Sleep Styles & Rituals
[50:26–57:17]
- The pair roast each other’s sleep habits. Cam is disturbed to find Peyton dead still at night; Peyton claims to be “a beautiful angel to wake up next to.”
- Peyton morning routine: instantaneous alarm turn-off to doomscrolling TikTok, immediately pestering Cam:
- Peyton: “How much money would it take for you to rub my feet right now?” [55:32]
- Cam (exasperated, 5:45 a.m.): “Give me 20 minutes. Just don’t do that until 20 minutes.” [55:52]
8. Bizarre Public Encounters: Atlanta Airport & Best Buy Saga
[58:36–69:20]
- Peyton meets a woman at the Atlanta airport wearing a t-shirt printed with her own bare chest ("That's up there with wearing denim jeans on a plane.").
- Cam describes interacting with a quirky Best Buy employee who insists he “knows everything about TVs.” The encounter gets increasingly surreal as the worker raps specs, appears in other departments, and refuses a handshake:
- Cam: “I go to shake my hand… He said, come back when you need one.” [68:19]
9. Pop Culture Panic: UFC Media Deal & Movie Theater Rants
[71:15–81:13]
- Cam shouts out Dana White and Paramount for UFC’s $7.7 billion streaming deal—ushering in an era of no more $80 pay-per-view costs.
- WWE’s own confusing, more costly streaming situation is dissected.
- Peyton rants about people living in disaster-risk DC Comics locations: “Why would you live in Metropolis or Gotham? Every week the city’s destroyed; just leave!” [75:15]
- Movie theater culture is condemned—loud talkers, late arrivals with to-go bags, and stinky, messy food.
- Peyton: “No one respects movie theaters anymore… They were shooting a podcast in the middle of it.” [77:33]
- Cam: “Someone ate seafood, a full thing of seafood, two seats away from me. Go to hell.” [79:25]
- Peyton laments missing subtitles, revealing he can’t watch movies without them anymore.
Notable Quotes & Timestamps
“My son spit up, and it touched my taste modules.”
— Cam [08:34]
“If my kid was blowing out candles on your face on a cake, I have failed. I’ve done something wrong.”
— Cam [12:03]
“The police dog is inspecting my wenis for crack cocaine.”
— Peyton [21:03]
“The owner…is picking up dog off the ground in this plane. No more animals should be allowed on planes.”
— Peyton [24:26–24:48]
“I just want to pray for Peyton and his, his... I want to pray for Peyton and I want to pray for Peyton.”
— Praying Fan at Meet & Greet [32:05]
“This man was straight leaking gas. Around professionals in a news studio.”
— Cam [38:50]
“If I was a super villain, I would be the Milkman…all white, with a jug of milk, and I’d walk around drinking and just [attack] people.”
— Peyton [42:06]
“How much money would it take for you to rub my feet right now?”
— Peyton (to Cam, 5:45 AM) [55:32]
“If you think of a question, I’ll be back.”
— Best Buy Employee [65:28]
“Why would you live in Metropolis or Gotham? Every week the city’s destroyed; just leave!”
— Peyton [75:15]
“No one respects movie theaters anymore. There’s no sanctuary in a movie theater.”
— Peyton [77:33]
Memorable Moments
- Peyton’s detail about a trainee police dog investigating him for drugs, followed by the canine fouling up first class, is an instant classic.
- The “live TV attack”—silent lactose-induced gas leaking after a forced dairy binge—is literal bathroom humor.
- Cam’s Best Buy saga nails the bizarre, anti-customer-service interactions that become comedic fodder only hours later.
- The “Uncle P” birthday party debate underscores the guys’ chemistry and ability to turn any innocent topic into a ten-minute bit.
Pop Culture & Listener Takeaways
- UFC fans will soon get unlimited PPVs for a low monthly fee, while WWE fans may need to prepare for higher costs on ESPN.
- Public decency, personal boundaries (on planes and in movie theaters), and mutual respect are recurring themes woven through wild anecdotes.
- The YSK crew is only going to premium theaters from here on out (“No more $10 Tuesdays. I want a real movie theater experience!”).
Conclusion
This episode captures everything YSK listeners love: inside jokes and vulnerability, horrifyingly funny misadventures, sharp cultural takes, and the pure, sometimes gross chaos of two best friends on the road. The hosts are as unfiltered as ever, proving that nothing—not live TV, police dogs, kids, or tour exhaustion—will keep them from sharing their lives (and every embarrassing detail) with their audience.
Don’t miss:
- Peyton’s prayer snub at [32:05]
- Cam's Best Buy mini-movie [64:10–68:19]
- Movie theater food rant [77:33–79:50]