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Peyton Harden
Diamond Light.
Cam Kennedy
How you doing, Cam?
Peyton Harden
I'm doing fantastic, man. There's an aura around you today.
Cam Kennedy
There is an aura around me today because something happened this week at your house.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my God.
Cam Kennedy
Do you not remember?
Peyton Harden
No. Something did happen. I'm speaking of the same thing.
Cam Kennedy
The most monumental thing in your child's life happened because of me.
Peyton Harden
Because of you is questionable. Most monumental. It's pretty scary.
Cam Kennedy
And it is caught on camera.
Peyton Harden
It is caught on camera. I don't know if you were the catalyst that caused that.
Cam Kennedy
I think there's.
Peyton Harden
I think he was. He was. He was in the moment. Juices were flying from everyone and he just let it slip.
Cam Kennedy
If you don't know what we're talking about on my Twitch stream, Cam's kid's first words were unk. And he said it to me because your son loves me more than you.
Peyton Harden
Okay.
Cam Kennedy
No, he didn't say dad. Dad or Mama. He said Uncle P. He said Uncle.
Peyton Harden
P. He goes, hey, Uncle P. He went. That's what he did.
Cam Kennedy
No, it was way. It was way clearer.
Peyton Harden
It was pretty. It was honestly a wild moment. Like I left the room, ran out. That was crazy.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. Your son's first words were unk.
Peyton Harden
That's kind of lit, though. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. As long as it wasn't mom or aunt.
Cam Kennedy
Why? Why would ant be a problem?
Peyton Harden
I don't want it to be aunt. I want him to love his uncles more.
Cam Kennedy
Does he have aunts? Oh, he does, yeah.
Peyton Harden
He's got. He's got a couple.
Cam Kennedy
They're pretty absent compared to me. But it was so crazy, right? Because if you remember, the day that we announced that Cameliv were pregnant on the podcast, I gave them a stuffed koala, right?
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
Flashback to the OGs, if you remember. And if you press a button, it's me screaming. It's Uncle P. Right? And Cam and Liv are such bad parents. They've never shown Malachi that.
Peyton Harden
Yes, we have.
Cam Kennedy
No, they haven't, because Liv told me you hadn't.
Peyton Harden
Then she's lying straight to you.
Cam Kennedy
Well, y'all are both liars. You're made for each other. So we go upstairs into Malachi's room, his nursery room, right?
Peyton Harden
Humble abode.
Cam Kennedy
And it's so many things in there that he doesn't even need, has no clue what they are, right? And so I see the koala bear sitting there that I got, Malachi, and I'm like, oh, my God, has he seen this?
Peyton Harden
Liv goes, no, she's lying to you. She's. She chose to lie. In that moment, she absolutely said, I'm just not gonna tell the truth. We've shown him everything in his room. I've played the button for him. We've done it multiple times. She's a liar.
Cam Kennedy
Live.
Peyton Harden
You're a liar.
Cam Kennedy
Well, have you played it for him since he's gotten cognitive?
Peyton Harden
No.
Cam Kennedy
Okay. So I think that's what it is, because back when his brain was mushed, he was like, yeah. And so.
Peyton Harden
Hey, don't thrust when you're telling a story about my son. You said back when his brain was mush. So don't thrust when you're talking about.
Cam Kennedy
I did that. Yeah, you said.
Peyton Harden
Anyway, so you did that.
Cam Kennedy
I think this is my natural movement.
Peyton Harden
I think that it's your natural prowess.
Cam Kennedy
And so it's all caught on camera, by the way. So I'm not lying. Liv's holding Malachi, and he's looking at Unc, his big black savior.
Peyton Harden
Wow.
Cam Kennedy
God, savior.
Peyton Harden
What? Big black uncle. Maybe we don't have to say big black uncle, just his uncle, but if we had to say it, big black uncle.
Cam Kennedy
That's the best way to describe it, right? And so big black uncle.
Peyton Harden
Oh, My gosh. You're Big Uncle.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, okay. I've heard a comment about you, too.
Peyton Harden
I've read thousands.
Cam Kennedy
And so I grabbed the stuffed koala bear. Liv turns Malachi towards me. Click the button. It's Uncle P. His face lights up.
Peyton Harden
It does.
Cam Kennedy
What the hell was that? I could see he likes it. He goes to grab it. I'm like, oh, you like this thing? I let him touch it a little bit, feel it. Play it again. It's Uncle P. He goes, ah, ah, ah. Like, laughing, happy. He loves this thing. I'm the best uncle in the world. One more time. I click it. It's Uncle P. He goes, unk. When I swear to God, it happened just like that. My heart exploded.
Peyton Harden
I literally screamed. I went, what the. I ran out of the room. I was like. My son just spoke. It wasn't even to me or his mom.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, 100%.
Peyton Harden
This is big black uncle. He said, yeah, dog. It was honestly, clear as day.
Cam Kennedy
Isn't it the best feeling in the world?
Peyton Harden
It was. It honestly was. It was crazy. Like, the fact that he. And obviously that's not his first, like. I mean, hell it is, if we're gonna be honest.
Cam Kennedy
That's his first word. Yeah. Unk is definitely a word.
Peyton Harden
Unk is a word.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. I mean, especially for his generation.
Peyton Harden
Especially 2025. UNC's word.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
Who would have thought, though?
Cam Kennedy
I would. I knew he was destined for me. He was destined for me.
Peyton Harden
No, you did not. No, you did not.
Cam Kennedy
Yes. God placed him in live for me. God placed your son.
Peyton Harden
You are his big, black savior.
Cam Kennedy
Yes. God, place your son and your wife for me, for your best friend. That's what happened.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my God. You might be onto something.
Cam Kennedy
What do you mean? Tell me.
Peyton Harden
Malachi might be your savior. You might have in reverse.
Cam Kennedy
How so?
Peyton Harden
His. His. His aura and the fact that he's alive might save you from going down a weird path like he might.
Cam Kennedy
Dark, deep, dark road. No, he loves me.
Peyton Harden
You wake up, and you. It just. Right when you're just like, man. No.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
You go, Malachi 100% saves you.
Cam Kennedy
It would never happen. No, but I do love your son, and I'm just. That his first words were for me and not you.
Peyton Harden
Can I be honest? Go slightly jealous.
Cam Kennedy
I was like, yeah, because.
Peyton Harden
Slight.
Cam Kennedy
I saw you trying to be all happy about it in the moment, and.
Peyton Harden
Now in the moment, it was sick in the moment. It was Hypes. Like the hell. He's three months. He just spoke.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
But then it really, like, sunk in. I Said it's honesty. He came over, he hit Bear. Now you're gonna say his name. Feed you. I clean your. I bathe you.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, I rock you. That doesn't nothing that doesn't define love. That's your responsibility. I love him. He knows I love him more than you do.
Peyton Harden
I don't my son more than me?
Cam Kennedy
I think so. I think so.
Peyton Harden
You're ludicrous.
Cam Kennedy
I think yarls relationship is more transactional.
Peyton Harden
What the hell do I get? It's a negative transaction. If anything, I am heavily in the red from him. That sounds awful, but I'm saying that Bruce Hart transactional?
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
I do everything because I love him, not because I have to. What am I getting out of losing sleep?
Cam Kennedy
I've never less free time. The things I do for him, I don't have to. I spent money on him before he was born. So I'm in the red too.
Peyton Harden
Exactly. But. But it's not transaction.
Cam Kennedy
I do it without complaining.
Peyton Harden
I don't complain.
Cam Kennedy
You go Malachi.
Peyton Harden
No, I bite the past.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
I go. Be quiet. No, he. It's not transactional. I definitely not love my son more than me.
Cam Kennedy
I think in a different kind of love. Yes, I do.
Peyton Harden
Scale of one to ten, how much you love him?
Cam Kennedy
Four and a half.
Peyton Harden
My God.
Cam Kennedy
See, I'm just kidding. I love 100 out of 10.
Peyton Harden
Okay.
Cam Kennedy
I love your son.
Peyton Harden
God, you're too smart. Yeah, I'm trying to set a trap for you. You're gonna say 10 out of 10? I was gonna say oh, I love 100 out of 10. Or 12 out of 10.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. So I said it's super low. You don't know what to do. God, I had a great laps around me and I had a great week this week. Outside of your son proving that he loves me more than he loves you.
Peyton Harden
Absolutely insufficient and false. But how was your week? Great.
Cam Kennedy
I went to Friday night Smackdown after wrestling.
Peyton Harden
You did?
Cam Kennedy
Oh my God. And I hate to get into WWE talk so early. I'm not going to dive into the whole thing of wwe. But I do have a story that came from Friday night Smackdown.
Peyton Harden
Go for it.
Cam Kennedy
So as soon as I walk. And I. I say this all the time, but YSK and WWE are Peyton Harden in wwe. Definitely gonna do something in the future together.
Peyton Harden
Ying and Yang.
Cam Kennedy
There's no way it doesn't happen. Because when. As soon as before I even got into the arena, people were coming up talking about how much they love the podcast, the security at the arena, people that work for wwe. It was just it was a beautiful thing all night. So much love.
Peyton Harden
It's like this.
Cam Kennedy
As soon as I walk into any WWE event, it is like YSK family reunion in there, right? But some people don't know who I am, right? And they don't know what comes with me. One of the things that come with me is an odor, right? Now let's backtrack. So.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my God. I thought you were gonna say something real. I go. You go odor.
Cam Kennedy
So before I left to go to Friday Night Smackdown.
Peyton Harden
Makes sense.
Cam Kennedy
I was wearing my clothes. I changed, and I was just sitting with C.J. in the kitchen, talking, drinking, having fun, right? Something came over me, and I said, cj, can you smell me? I always. I used to give you the smell checks. Now I asked CJ to give me the smell checks. I raised one arm. He goes, no, that one's fine. I go, well, this one is. This next one's gonna be where the problem lies. I lift up this arm, he goes, now that one's a little sour. Now that one. And so I'm like, I knew it. I knew something was wrong, but I loved the T shirt I was wearing. So I went upstairs and I said, the only problem area is the pit. I grabbed my cologne and I spray the pit of my shirt, and I drown it.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, I was about to say it was not.
Cam Kennedy
No, I drown it. I go back downstairs, I tell cj, CJ can smell the pit again.
Peyton Harden
CJ goes, of course.
Cam Kennedy
He goes. He goes. He goes. Now it just smells like you mix cologne with Boof and it smells worse.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my God. Change your shirt.
Cam Kennedy
Uber's outside.
Peyton Harden
Oh, God.
Cam Kennedy
I go outside to the Uber. I sit down, right? It's like an hour drive. Yeah. To where this event was at. Hour drive. I'm driving. I'm driving. As we're going, I can smell myself more. Dude, it was getting bad. I get to the event. I make my way, get my drinks, go down to the floor, sit in my seat, right? The guy next to me and the guy next to me sandwiching me do not know who I am. The people behind me do. And the people in front of me do.
Peyton Harden
Oh, God.
Cam Kennedy
I'm taking pictures with the people in front of me, right? That's my go to move. This is my go to move. Arms in the air. In my peripheral, I see the guys go. They give me the most, like, backup kind of face in the world. I smell horrible. I see that. I clock it. I know I stink. I know things are bad, right? I'm panicking now. So now I'm winged. I'm chicken winged. I'm tucked in the whole night, right? I wanted to. I immediately. I've stuck in public so many times. I know the plan. Action. I just go get a T shirt. I go get a different T shirt. They're selling merch here, right? I'm about to. I'm like this. They're playing the WWE intro before the show starts. I'm like, I have time to just run upstairs, grab some merch, come back down. It's like, there's probably nothing gonna happen at the beginning of the show. I go to turn, to walk upstairs. As soon as I go to turn out of my seat, I hear John Cena comes out. I'm like, I turn around. I'm trying to record John Cena and his last time, probably in 10 Texas. I'm recording them like this over people, and I'm like, it. I raise my arms up. I look to my right, I look to my right. The guy that was sitting next to me is no longer sitting next to me. I look over. It is a lady and a security guard. I'm sitting next to John Cena's wife, and I'm like this. She's looking at me with the most disgusted look in her eyes as I'm fanboying over her husband. And I smell like absolute.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my God. I thought you've met. At first, before you said it was John Cena's wife. I thought you said, bro called the feds on you because you're stint. I thought he literally got security, said, hey, I can't sit next to this. I paid quality money for this.
Cam Kennedy
No, I'm sitting next to Johnson, John Cena's wife.
Peyton Harden
Did she give you an audible complaint at any point?
Cam Kennedy
No, no, she's. She was such a sweet lady. Like, she was taking pictures with the fans. God bless everybody. She looked. She was so sweet. And she was wearing John Cena's gear. It was the cutest thing ever. And she was so excited to watch him. She was just. She loved it. And I was like, I love that kind of support. But she would be so happy looking at her husband. And anytime I went to cheer, she would go.
Peyton Harden
She was definitely, definitely cussing you out in her mind. 100.
Cam Kennedy
I don't blame her. And, and. And Mrs. Cena, I am sorry. I love your husband and I've. I haven't seen him since I was a kid, and it was one of the best nights of my life. But I. I smell it often.
Peyton Harden
You're sitting there, she's just trying to watch her husband. You're sitting there, hustle royalty respect. And she's like. And you're just like.
Cam Kennedy
You're sitting like, yeah. And so. And then. So, long story short, that segment ends. I stay for, like, two or three. Because there was a banger Friday night Smackdown. There was not a time. A bathroom break time to a point where I had to go during a commercial break. I ran out. As soon as I was trying to run out, these two kids run out of nowhere right in front of me holding a sign saying, we're only here for the U Snow podcast. And it's the same dudes from the other Monday night Raw I went to, and they were expecting you. So many people were expecting you to be there because apparently on an episode, you said, the next WWE I'm going to. So there's a lot of people saying, I thought Cam was going to be here. I thought. I was like, oh, he's a liar.
Peyton Harden
Okay.
Cam Kennedy
He doesn't. I probably keep promising.
Peyton Harden
I probably did want to go, and I probably. I probably did say that I'm not going to call them liars, but it can't. You didn't even know. You didn't even figure out you were going to, like, two nights before, so I sure didn't know. But, yeah, I was literally. You said you ran to piss and they popped out. I'd be like, no, no.
Cam Kennedy
I was. Ran to go change my shirt and I pissed.
Peyton Harden
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Ran to go. So they. That was. And there's a video of me with them, and it's my last time of the night with that shirt.
Peyton Harden
How long were you next to Mrs. Cena with that stench?
Cam Kennedy
Probably like 18 minutes, 15 minutes, something like that.
Peyton Harden
18 minutes.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. She know. She. She will remember, See, you will be in her brain. We could go work in the future with John Cena, and if she's there, she's gonna get him out, get him.
Peyton Harden
Out, make him b. Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
And it's to the point that shirt that I had, I put it behind my seat, right? I changed my shirt. I put it behind my seat, like, on it, like, hanging off. But I was standing up and sitting down the whole night. It hit the floor, right? So I was taking pictures as. As the show ended, like, with a bunch of people. Security came over and they picked it up. I already know what you're gonna. I. I swear to God. They pick it up and they go. They're like. And so they're examining it and it's moving, right? Because they're like, twirling it. And she goes, oh, oh, oh, oh. And she puts it down and everybody could tell that's my shirt. It was on my chair. What'd you say?
Peyton Harden
What'd you say?
Cam Kennedy
I said, oh, throw it away. It's trash. I swear to God, I thought, I.
Peyton Harden
Thought you were like, oh, that's not mine.
Cam Kennedy
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Peyton Harden
Think it's I I'm. If I could diagnose you. It's like a hypo. What is it? A hypochondriac but with scent. The second it gets in your mind, the second you have the thought I need a sniff check. I need. Do I smell bad? It's only going to get worse. It's like a snowball. Yeah, it's going to get worse and worse and worse.
Cam Kennedy
I don't know what I think. Well, that's a mix of anxiety and rhythm. Like, you know what I mean? Like whenever I'M anxious. I. I can change my brain chemistry to do anything.
Peyton Harden
No, you shut up. Shut up. No, you can't.
Cam Kennedy
Yes, I can.
Peyton Harden
You can change your brain chemistry when you become anxious. Anxious.
Cam Kennedy
When I'm actually anxious. Like panic attack anxious. You could. I could make myself have. Too far. Sorry. Just a teacher. Well. Well, that was me being like. I like to explain things in the most extreme way.
Peyton Harden
Oh, yeah, let's just play that one out. So in one scenario.
Cam Kennedy
No, but if I can convince myself, like I have diarrhea, I will go have diarrhea.
Peyton Harden
You are. There's. You're. You're not being honest. You're not being real.
Cam Kennedy
My anxious warriors that are watching and listening to this can completely understand. I could convince myself that I have something wrong.
Peyton Harden
No, you are so in thought that you really think and you could believe it's true. It doesn't make it true.
Cam Kennedy
Yes, it does.
Peyton Harden
You're not superpower.
Cam Kennedy
You are. You call it what you must.
Peyton Harden
You're not telling me that if you are so anxious in the moment in this scenario that you go and you're down your leg. There's no way.
Cam Kennedy
It's not that quick. It's not that quick.
Peyton Harden
Takes time to build.
Cam Kennedy
You just don't have anxiety. And you're making fun of me.
Peyton Harden
I'm not making fun of you.
Cam Kennedy
I'm saying. I'm telling you. It starts with. It starts with a weird feeling or a noise. It's. I swear to God. It starts with a weird feeling or a noise somewhere guttural. And then I'm like, oh, I don't like that. And then once I'm. I hit that. I don't like that. And my brain is stuck on it. It is stuck on it. That's.
Peyton Harden
That's what I'm saying. It will go sin.
Cam Kennedy
And then it will go, and then it will go, and then it'll go. And then, you know, I really get messed up.
Peyton Harden
How?
Cam Kennedy
I hit the Internet with it. Strange, weird feeling, right side lower stomach area.
Peyton Harden
Random guttural noise. Near kidney. When a little over tired.
Cam Kennedy
And you know what it says you're gonna die in three hours. Like, go seek medical attention fast. And I'm like, I want insurance. And I'm panicking. That's my regular Tuesday dog.
Peyton Harden
He looks at you. Look it up in the Uber. It's like, you need to be in a hospital now. You're just like. You go, how much longer? Drive faster. And then you just go, oh, God. It's just like a. It's a spiral. Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
I'm telling you, my age is exactly what I'm talking about.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my God.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
Ain't like crippling anxiety.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
Mixed with self thought. Typically negative thoughts mixed with Google.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
Is like a concoction from hell, dude.
Cam Kennedy
There's a point, like, whenever I was anxious in my past relationships, I think I was making my ex cheat on me. Like, I could be like, she's. She's getting right now. And then she would end up going, get.
Peyton Harden
You're sitting there in the mirror, you're like, she doesn't love you. She doesn't love you. She's cheating right now. You're cheating. She's cheating.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. No, it's like, I could play out her night in my head. Like, I swear to God, I'd be super sad, and this is super vulnerable. And if y'all judge me, you. I'm not. Liar.
Peyton Harden
I'm not judging you. I'm not judging you.
Cam Kennedy
No. And I'm being so completely honest right now.
Peyton Harden
No one judged me.
Cam Kennedy
Ysk fam, if you judge me for this, I would be in my bed, like, super depressed. Right. She laughed. No, she didn't leave yet. But I could tell she doesn't love me.
Peyton Harden
You were forming the leaving?
Cam Kennedy
Yes. And so I would be. I'd be like. She'd be like, I'm going out. So I'd be laying in my bed, and I'll just play out her night in my head. Like, okay, I know what time she normally gets to these places. I know what this place is. Like, God forbid. She knows the bouncer. The bouncers gonna introduce her to this. Take her to this section. This section is gonna give her drinks. This guy, attractive, rich dude. Oh, wait. And then I'll play out this whole night. And then it'll be 1:30 in the morning, and she doesn't text in me. I'll be like, I made you do it.
Peyton Harden
And you would think you made her do that. Oh, yeah, bubba, that's not your fault. We're not judging. We're here to uplift you. You're a righteous man. You weren't doing that. That was her. You're great.
Cam Kennedy
But I think I do have the superpower. If I'm anxious enough, I think I can make anything happen. This is because of my anxiety.
Peyton Harden
What is because you're anxious.
Cam Kennedy
This everything we have here. Yeah, that's true. I think I do have a superpower.
Peyton Harden
So you think you could, like. Okay, let's take it one step up. You're in a jungle, right? All of a sudden, you're walking.
Cam Kennedy
Wow. Wow. Three.
Peyton Harden
Three crippled, nasty minds. One sane person would. Now, if I said, you're in the desert.
Cam Kennedy
Whoa. Why can't I be in the desert? Put me in the desert.
Peyton Harden
Okay, you're in the desert. But it's not as good, because what I'm about to say. Okay, you're in the jungle, walking by yourself. Forest, sure. There you go. You're in a forest, and all of a sudden, a caribou turns the corner, right?
Cam Kennedy
Caribou, that's closer to the beaver.
Peyton Harden
The kangaroo family, I think, like, moose. Big, like a huge moose. What are you thinking? That's a caribou, right? Caribou's a huge.
Cam Kennedy
I thought a caribou is like one of them hedgehog platypus, little mother. No, no. You know what I'm talking about.
Peyton Harden
1200, 1500 pounds, huge antlers. Oh, huge.
Cam Kennedy
I'm gonna start calling you caribou. Caribou. Kennedy.
Peyton Harden
It turns the corner. Do you think you have it in. In your superpower? Because that is a superpower to, like, make that caribou? Not.
Cam Kennedy
No, no. Mine is predetermined and premeditated. Mine's. I have to be alone.
Peyton Harden
If you're driving to the forest and the whole time you're thinking, no caribou will touch me, you won't be touched.
Cam Kennedy
It's different. It's. It has to be authentic. I can't just randomly. It has to be, like, something internal in me that sparks.
Peyton Harden
Dude, we need to know. We need to, like, start working on this.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, no. If y'all were to. To unalive me and sell me, my God, y'all would be billionaires. I have something Amazon or something Amazon.
Peyton Harden
We're gonna sell your corpse Amazon.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, well, I'm just saying, I think something is up here that's worth a little bit.
Peyton Harden
Don't. Why don't. Wait till you're gone, you know, Work on it now.
Cam Kennedy
I don't want to be a prisoner.
Peyton Harden
Speaking of that, we're. I found out that we're never gonna be optimal. We are never gonna make it. Me and you, our fitness journey. Never.
Cam Kennedy
Why?
Peyton Harden
We're not making it.
Cam Kennedy
Why not?
Peyton Harden
I'm sitting watching Tiktoks at the house this guy jumps on. He's one of the healthiest guys in the world, right?
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
He did six weeks straight, had 100% sleep score for six weeks straight. Every single night, he slept perfect. That's literally what his app told him. Perfect. He gets on the video and goes, yeah, I eat my last meal about 11am every day. I eat my dinner at 11am.
Cam Kennedy
Who's.
Peyton Harden
I eat my dinner at 11:00am Is he healthy? He's the healthiest man.
Cam Kennedy
Does he look okay?
Peyton Harden
He looks fantastic.
Cam Kennedy
That's strange.
Peyton Harden
That's. He looks fantastic. He's healthy. He sleeps 100%. And I thought to myself, he said he eats from 6 to 11, 2500 calories.
Cam Kennedy
That has to be like some. That's like Ramadan. No, not to be offensive. No, no, they have windows.
Peyton Harden
He goes, he goes. Your primary first stage digestion takes six hours. I don't want to interfere with that. I drink five things of anti inflammatory green tea per day. And I said, you know what? It's just not meant for us.
Cam Kennedy
I don't think I'm gonna do that. Super extreme people like that. I don't believe in them.
Peyton Harden
But that, but who are we chasing?
Cam Kennedy
I'm not chasing anybody. I'm just saying I don't believe in that.
Peyton Harden
What do you mean I don't believe in it?
Cam Kennedy
Like that's a. That's your crickets are INV thing. You just believe it.
Peyton Harden
No, it's not.
Cam Kennedy
I don't try like there's not a person on this earth that lives like that. For, for how many years did he say he's been doing that?
Peyton Harden
Oh, I don't know how many years. He said for six weeks straight, slept perfect.
Cam Kennedy
I don't believe that. And like prove it to me. But you like for me to believe something that derogatory and crazy, you have to bed me.
Peyton Harden
Derogatory?
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, like that's not real. There's no way, like Ashton hall, right? We know that's not real.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, that's fabricated.
Cam Kennedy
That guy's Ashton Hall. You don't sleep like that unless Ashton hall is in bed with me. I'm not believing, dude, I don't believe it.
Peyton Harden
I'll take you one further. During the interview, he's eating like a poke bowl, like a very healthy thing. I you not while being interviewed, he was like this. He was eating, he was hitting a stretch. He goes, I tend to stretch for about an hour and a half, two hours a day.
Cam Kennedy
Well, that's good.
Peyton Harden
And he literally goes. He goes, yeah, sleep score, 100% full blown stretch.
Cam Kennedy
I don't see. I don't believe in people like that.
Peyton Harden
And I immediate. But the thing, the guy interviewing was another like fitness dude. He was trying to learn the tips and I immediately thought, what if that was us? We're never gonna.
Cam Kennedy
I would be miserable.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, no, no, we would Never be able to do.
Cam Kennedy
No. I have too many real life issues. I have so much responsibility in my day to day life where I don't have two hours to stretch.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
I don't have, I have to eat at midnight. I have things to do.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Like, I don't.
Peyton Harden
God, you hit it on the head.
Cam Kennedy
People that live like that have nothing to do.
Peyton Harden
Smooth.
Cam Kennedy
Who's his dad? He founded Microsoft. His dad's Bill Gates. Like, he has nothing to his to do.
Peyton Harden
Papa Gates.
Cam Kennedy
You know, I mean, and speaking of Ashton hall, right. I've been, I've been doing this thing in my fitness journey, as you, as you say, which I'm really doing very bad on, like, like I'm fat. So I've been trying to keep up my fitness journey. Ashton hall, the guy that does the morning routine videos, wake up at 4am, get on a meeting.
Peyton Harden
All that four minutes in the air in a single day.
Cam Kennedy
That guy, he really made this thing popular, which is called mouth tape.
Peyton Harden
Shut up. Shut up.
Cam Kennedy
Right? I bought mouth tape.
Peyton Harden
No, you did.
Cam Kennedy
I did. I did. Because I, I am a well known mouth breather. Like whenever I breathe, it looks like I'm trying to taste the air. Like.
Peyton Harden
Like that's how you think. You're just like.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. It's like whenever I was a kid, I would be slouched over like a mouth open and my mom would come and chin me, right? To make sure I was good. So many scars on my tongue. She caught me. Yeah. And so I'm a known mouth breather, right? And I've been called names for it my whole life. And then this beautiful man, Ashton hall, he, his night routine is put on mouth tape, go to bed, take it off. You get a defined jawline, you get better sleep, right?
Peyton Harden
Your airways.
Cam Kennedy
I don't know if I got the wrong mouth tape, bro. I don't know if I got the wrong mouth tape. Cam, dog, this is a PSA to everybody listening. If you get mouth tape, it will literally feel like you woke up and you're like a prisoner of war. It is the scariest thing to forget you have mouth tape on. It is. It is unbelievably. God. You had to cam. And it wasn't like I woke up up in the morning. Like I woke up at like 3am like, looking for water.
Peyton Harden
He said, you're butt naked too.
Cam Kennedy
You're like, dog. Have you ever done the mouth tape thing? No. It's horrible.
Peyton Harden
The fact that you beat me to it is in. That's crazy.
Cam Kennedy
And I couldn't get it off of my mouth. Because it was attached to my. My beard in my mustache. And so I was like, like 3am waxing my.
Peyton Harden
To yourself.
Cam Kennedy
What I ended up doing is I went to my sink.
Peyton Harden
Holy. No, you.
Cam Kennedy
I swear to God. I went to my sink, I ran the hot water and I was wavering it hot. I put my mouth over it so I could like take a little bit of the glue or whatever's on it. Dog, do not get out of burning.
Peyton Harden
Your face all at three in the morning. Mind you. You have crusties. You're not there. You're sitting there.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
In pain.
Cam Kennedy
Do not get the mouth tape.
Peyton Harden
Did you try it again?
Cam Kennedy
No. Cam, that's the thing with me. I don't need to explore you. I'll try something once.
Peyton Harden
You're a one time guy.
Cam Kennedy
If it goes bad, it is not for me. I'm done. I don't need to try it twice. Okay.
Peyton Harden
But I would argue now you know that you know those first night was a fright you forgot. I don't day you went to sleep, you woke up, couldn't breathe. Freak out right now you can expect it.
Cam Kennedy
I understand that. But the thing is how am I getting it off my face? That's the problem.
Peyton Harden
Oh God.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. That hurts. And I don't know how they do it like it is morning routine. It was so seamless and simple. I was really like this.
Peyton Harden
This eyes closed. You're still butt naked. You're just like mother. You can't get it off. Holy. That would be.
Cam Kennedy
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Peyton Harden
Oh, my God. Random. Random question. Would you rather your mom. You know, just let me get there. Let me get there. Can I get a better something?
Cam Kennedy
Can I get a better transition?
Peyton Harden
Let me.
Cam Kennedy
How the. Do we go from mouth tape? What is wrong with you? Just.
Peyton Harden
Just wait. Oh, you're not.
Cam Kennedy
You're. You're kind of. We had to put, like, an ad there or something. Would you.
Peyton Harden
Okay, here we go. I thought of a. Would you rather.
Cam Kennedy
Okay.
Peyton Harden
Would you rather your mom.
Cam Kennedy
No.
Peyton Harden
Or CJ has to live with you for the next 20 years?
Cam Kennedy
I would marry CJ. I would literally get CJ pregnant.
Peyton Harden
God, you're a good man.
Cam Kennedy
That was the easiest. Would you rather. That's my mom.
Peyton Harden
My mom's lived a great life. Oh, for cj. For two decades, my mom's lived. She's done it all. She saw her baby have a baby. She lived a great life.
Cam Kennedy
You play too much. I ain't playing like that.
Peyton Harden
I'm not playing either.
Cam Kennedy
I'm just playing like that.
Peyton Harden
If the grim reaper turned the corner and said, C.J. or your mom, I'd say she had a great time. Wow.
Cam Kennedy
Really? You mean it?
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Cj, does that make you feel good?
Peyton Harden
No, not really.
Cam Kennedy
Actually makes me feel bad. Dude. What the.
Peyton Harden
Okay, well, question is that. That was just to be funny, but here's the. Here's a real. Would you rather I thought of. Would you rather. Okay. Would you rather. This is serious. 1. Spend the next 10 years with Pierce, living with Pierce every day.
Cam Kennedy
Pierce is with you in my house now.
Peyton Harden
In your house now. If you move somewhere, he stays with you. Everything. Or leaving the office, and it's normal.
Cam Kennedy
Pierce, stop looking at me.
Peyton Harden
Why is he sitting up so straight? He's, like, waiting on me.
Cam Kennedy
It's my turn.
Peyton Harden
I've been wanting to move in there.
Cam Kennedy
Okay.
Peyton Harden
Live with Pierce. Pierce as he is. Next 10 years. Or the next girl that CJ sees upon leaving this building is now your wife.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, that's easy. See the girl. The girl at C.J. sees the girl that C.J.
Peyton Harden
Sees.
Cam Kennedy
You know, quick. It is to get a divorce.
Peyton Harden
Okay, let's. Let's add a threshold. Why for two years.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. You'd say with her, I can be disloyal.
Peyton Harden
Why did you make it a tune? He said, I can be disloyal I'm gonna cheat on you. Oh, you sick man.
Cam Kennedy
Call it what you want. You won't call me Pierce's roommate, I'll tell you that. You don't call me that. It's okay. God, imagine waking up and seeing that stash of.
Peyton Harden
Amazon Prime.
Cam Kennedy
I'm like, I smell so much hair gel.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. God, the castor oil, like, no, that's not real. It's not a real stash.
Cam Kennedy
Holy. There is a. There's a popular thing going on, right? Since you're bringing up the. Would you rather there's a popular thing going on on Twitter and this is, like, vintage ys.
Peyton Harden
We were way ahead of the curve.
Cam Kennedy
Way ahead of our curve, Right? I honestly. We might have made this up, so. We might have made this up, right?
Peyton Harden
I stink.
Cam Kennedy
The question is, do you think 100 men could beat one gorilla? Now, we have said this probably before, like, 80 episodes ago. Yeah.
Peyton Harden
A long time.
Cam Kennedy
But we've grown, We've matured. The Internet is involved now.
Peyton Harden
The cycle of life has returned and.
Cam Kennedy
Now might have changed our stances. Do you think 100 men could be one gorilla?
Peyton Harden
You want to say at the same time.
Cam Kennedy
No, I asked you.
Peyton Harden
Yes, I think 100 men can beat one gorilla.
Cam Kennedy
And I think it is not even a question.
Peyton Harden
Yes or no?
Cam Kennedy
I agree with you.
Peyton Harden
Oh, yeah.
Cam Kennedy
I don't.
Peyton Harden
The whole. The whole stance.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
Behind 100 men, they're like, oh, it's all about the parameters, right? If the gorilla.
Cam Kennedy
It's.
Peyton Harden
It's sole goals to kill the men. To unalive the men. The hundred men is to unalive the gorilla.
Cam Kennedy
Men win 100 times over.
Peyton Harden
It's a hundred men, 100 men.
Cam Kennedy
And have you seen. And how we drive. If it's just random man, like, we're just taking a poll, like the Census. We grab 100 random men, it's going to be a little tougher, right?
Peyton Harden
We get to draft a couple prospects.
Cam Kennedy
If we get 100 of our intern Pierces. Oh, gorilla is going to have a field day. Field day. Right.
Peyton Harden
But if we get drafts, oh, my God.
Cam Kennedy
Like, we're like Brock Lesnar.
Peyton Harden
Brock Lesnar. You see in the Undertaker.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, dude, there's no question in my mind.
Peyton Harden
No.
Cam Kennedy
And yes, there's gonna be some casualties, obviously. Some people are gonna get a. Like a bad knock on their door in the morning. Oh, right.
Peyton Harden
A bad club. To the grill.
Cam Kennedy
No, I'm saying, like, the families are gonna get a bad night. Be like, should have gone out there.
Peyton Harden
We beat the gorilla, but Craig's Gone. That's. That's how it's gonna go.
Cam Kennedy
She's like, oh, my God, 100%.
Peyton Harden
Do they get compensated in this scenario?
Cam Kennedy
No, I think it's just people that are out there fighting the good cause.
Peyton Harden
Fighting the good cause. So we just draft a hundred guys.
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
I'm out of their day to day fight a gorilla.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. For no reward.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Well, you bragging. Right. But I'm saying I don't. I don't understand a circumstance in which the gorilla wins. I genuinely do not see it.
Peyton Harden
No. The only way it wins is if it's by the surprise. If it's surprise, if it's just the gorillas dropped into the enclosure, the men are dropped there. The men have no clue what's going on.
Cam Kennedy
Right.
Peyton Harden
If it's sanctioned, if we're selling pay per view buys for this event and there's promos, the men win.
Cam Kennedy
I don't think in any circumstance the gorilla wins with 100 men. I don't think people have, like, have been somewhere where there's 100 people doing.
Peyton Harden
Something together at the same time. Yeah, that's a lot of people.
Cam Kennedy
That's a lot of people. And humans are the smartest in the world.
Peyton Harden
Exactly.
Cam Kennedy
Are the smartest being in the world.
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
I've met some gorillas. Right. They like magic. Yeah, they like magic. And they like to throw things, right?
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
I've never seen a gorilla box irl.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. Never.
Cam Kennedy
I've never seen it.
Peyton Harden
Never once. You never seen a gorilla slip a left hook?
Cam Kennedy
Exactly. Like, you might see, like the good ones on the Internet. Be like. Like we could all go watch Tom Brady highlights. Like, if a gorilla's point of reference for football players is Tom Brady, they're going to think we're all got a mean arm.
Peyton Harden
Oh, yeah, exactly.
Cam Kennedy
But then they go see Cam play football and it's like. It's like Stevie Wonder trying to catch a baseball. No, I'm not. No, no, it's true. No, I love Stevie. I love Stevie. But if we're honest, I wouldn't call on him to catch a baseball.
Peyton Harden
Not at all.
Cam Kennedy
It's not a problem. I would call him to make great music.
Peyton Harden
Exactly.
Cam Kennedy
The soundtrack of my life. I love him. And I'm still iffy on Stevie. If we're winning out there, I'm still iffy on him.
Peyton Harden
What do you mean?
Cam Kennedy
There's too much evidence against them. I don't know. God bless them. It's none of my business.
Peyton Harden
Back to the gorilla.
Cam Kennedy
Back. I'm saying our point of reference for gorillas is only the top prospects in the world.
Peyton Harden
The guys that get on the Internet. What about the regular gorillas?
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
Just sitting in the corner eating some grass and some leaves.
Cam Kennedy
Have you ever been to like, like a low end zoo and seen those gorillas? Yeah, are you kidding me?
Peyton Harden
Yeah, we beat the out of that guy. We would stomp his. Yeah. He'd be like, he goes up to fight. He's like, like no bunch of brightness puts him right in his nose.
Cam Kennedy
I think if we all have, if the hundred humans have an objective right. Like I'm saying, like. So it's like you, y'all, 100 men got to take this gorilla down or your family's done. A hundred men are going to hurt this gorilla. It's going to be done for. And, and I, I think it's animal rights activists that are trying to make this like even, but, and then I saw that simulator online.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. It literally looks like someone was player one on the gorilla.
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
All the people were like this and.
Cam Kennedy
Just, and just like.
Peyton Harden
And the humans are like, yeah, it's.
Cam Kennedy
It'S been a question in my mind. Did the 100 gorillas win?
Peyton Harden
Okay, quick change of question. This is for you. Do you think you can survive one on one against the gorilla? 30 seconds. You don't have to beat him. You don't have to be the better fighter. 30 seconds. Your goal is just to be alive after 30 seconds.
Cam Kennedy
How big is the cage?
Peyton Harden
We're in a cage. This is hell in the cell. You're not in a cage. Who said a cage?
Cam Kennedy
We're like SummerSlam. We're like elimination chamber.
Peyton Harden
This is not a cage. It's like imagine a zoo where the gorillas are, you just get dropped in and you're not like. And now you have to survive in their cage.
Cam Kennedy
And where the gorillas, gorillas are kept.
Peyton Harden
In cages in a zoo.
Cam Kennedy
All of them.
Peyton Harden
Every gorilla you've seen is in a cage.
Cam Kennedy
Maybe, maybe in the drive through safaris, they're not. They roam free. If you go to a regular zoo.
Peyton Harden
Brother, the Dallas Zoo, they're in cages.
Cam Kennedy
Yes. What do you call them?
Peyton Harden
Not. Okay.
Cam Kennedy
There's no.
Peyton Harden
What do you call them? It's not synonymous. It's not a cage. What is it? What is closure?
Cam Kennedy
Are you not enclosed in a cage?
Peyton Harden
You are enclosed in a cage. You're not cooking. That's not a cage.
Cam Kennedy
What is a cage? What is a cage?
Peyton Harden
A cage is bars and wires. They're literally in, behind glass walls in like open city.
Cam Kennedy
Have you seen this show? You before, yes. So that glass thing, they put them in it. Was that an enclosure or a cage?
Peyton Harden
That's an enclosure.
Cam Kennedy
It's not a cage. It's a cage because you can't get out. That's the whole point of a cage. You cannot get out of a cage.
Peyton Harden
What?
Cam Kennedy
That's what a cage is.
Peyton Harden
That is not a cage.
Cam Kennedy
What's a cage?
Peyton Harden
So if I put you in a cardboard box with enough duct tape, you're in a cage.
Cam Kennedy
Can I get out? No. Then, no. I'm in a cage.
Peyton Harden
A cage is made of wires. They're an enclosed.
Cam Kennedy
There's doors. That's a wired cage. There's different forms of cages. There's different brands. You're.
Peyton Harden
You are out of your mind.
Cam Kennedy
I don't understand what you're not getting.
Peyton Harden
Think, Think. I want you to picture any bird cage you've ever seen in your life. What is it made of? Wire?
Cam Kennedy
I've seen glass bird cages at pet zoo. Where's the window at Petco?
Peyton Harden
You saw it.
Cam Kennedy
You saw him in a window at petco? Yes, that's a cage. It's a birdcage. It's just made of glass. Okay. What is an enclosure?
Peyton Harden
It's. It's an. It's a whole enclosure. There's glass panes.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, don't define something using the same word.
Peyton Harden
Okay. A space that is enclosed. So it's. You can be in the middle. You can leave it. There's door. There's doors in the gorilla thing.
Cam Kennedy
So you can leave an enclosure.
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
Can you leave a cage?
Peyton Harden
If you can. If you. Can you leave a k. Hold on. Can you leave a cage? There's things on cages. Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
So. And you. And there's things on enclosures, right?
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
So what's the difference between a cage and an enclosure?
Peyton Harden
So wires and bars. So, yes, there could be. There's a door on both. I'll give you that. But. So, okay, if the door broke here. Are we in a cage?
Cam Kennedy
If the door.
Peyton Harden
If the door broke in the studio, we can't get out. It's all of a sudden a cage.
Cam Kennedy
Yes, it would be a cage. We'd be caged in. Yes, 100. We'd be caged in the studio if the door broke to where we can't get out.
Peyton Harden
Caged in. You would call it locked in, would you?
Cam Kennedy
You, you. What would you call it?
Peyton Harden
Cage.
Cam Kennedy
So would you call this an enclosure now?
Peyton Harden
It's. It is certainly more an enclosure than it is a cage.
Cam Kennedy
I think you're just arguing, bro. I don't think you're gonna. You. I think you're grossly underestimating the fact. How wrong you are, Peyton. Like it is. It is surprising. So you're.
Peyton Harden
Your definition of cage is something you can't get out of?
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
That's what a cage is in your mind.
Cam Kennedy
You.
Peyton Harden
Something you can't get out of.
Cam Kennedy
Okay. In prison, do they not say they're in a cage?
Peyton Harden
That says. That's a slang for it. Their room is called. What is it?
Cam Kennedy
A cage Cell.
Peyton Harden
It's a cell.
Cam Kennedy
Is that an enclosure?
Peyton Harden
Is it a cage?
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
That is not a cage.
Cam Kennedy
It's barred, like you said.
Peyton Harden
That's the bar door. The whole thing's not bar and wire.
Cam Kennedy
Every dog. Every.
Peyton Harden
Every dog, kennel, every dog cage you've seen, what is it?
Cam Kennedy
The whole thing isn't just the door is wired.
Peyton Harden
What? Doc, you're out of. You're out of your mind.
Cam Kennedy
It's like a whole plastic thing and the only thing that's wired is the door. On a dog cage. On a dog cage.
Peyton Harden
That's the plastic one. That's. Those for travel, but it's still a cage, right? No.
Cam Kennedy
What is it?
Peyton Harden
I'm not talking what is it? I'm talking what is kennel?
Cam Kennedy
A kennel and a cage are the same thing.
Peyton Harden
Sure, but that's the travel ones. I'm not talking, but it's still a cage.
Cam Kennedy
You can't just say that doesn't count because it doesn't go with your argument.
Peyton Harden
But it has bars and wires, does it not? What if it was all plastic? If it was all plastic and they.
Cam Kennedy
Cannot get out of it, and it is closed, that is still a cage. A cage is something you cannot get out of. You are in. You are enclosed in, which is a.
Peyton Harden
Cage, which is an enclosure.
Cam Kennedy
But you're saying. I've been saying they're both the same thing. You're the one saying they're not there.
Peyton Harden
Because you can't. Just because you can't get out of something doesn't mean it's a cage. That's not the depth. Like a cage is bars and wires. An enclosure, glass panes, there's walls.
Cam Kennedy
What is a cage? And I said cage and enclosure are the same thing. Can we agree on that?
Peyton Harden
Right?
Cam Kennedy
I said that they're the same.
Peyton Harden
You said that?
Cam Kennedy
Sure. And you said they're different?
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
What is a cage? A box or enclosure having some open work of confining or carrying animals. A barred cell for confining prisoners. A cage, a structure of bars in which birds or other animals are confined.
Peyton Harden
Bars.
Cam Kennedy
But that's one definition. A confinement. It's just a confine.
Peyton Harden
You stopped. It was one word. The whole definition was a confinement.
Cam Kennedy
I'm looking at, like, eight different ones. I'm scrolling. What is the full meaning of a cage, a box, or enclosure? Thank you. Ding, ding, ding.
Peyton Harden
No.
Cam Kennedy
I smacked him around.
Peyton Harden
No.
Cam Kennedy
All right.
Peyton Harden
Cage definition is what I ended in the first thing from Oxford. A structure of bars or wires in which birds or other animals are confined. Bars or wires.
Cam Kennedy
So it has to be a bird to be a cage? No, it says birds.
Peyton Harden
It says birds or other animals are confined.
Cam Kennedy
Okay.
Peyton Harden
Bars and wires.
Cam Kennedy
Okay.
Peyton Harden
Okay. What did I win? Do I know?
Cam Kennedy
100 not.
Peyton Harden
But we spent my camp dance.
Cam Kennedy
No, no. See if they'll do it. No. See if they'll do it.
Peyton Harden
Y'all are haters.
Cam Kennedy
I have a better question. I have a better question.
Peyton Harden
Mike. Not even on the.
Cam Kennedy
Because that was. What was the. What was the. Oh, wait. Ask me again because. Well, he just started arguing with me for no reason.
Peyton Harden
No, because you don't.
Cam Kennedy
I just tried to get. Okay, move, move.
Peyton Harden
30 seconds, gorilla.
Cam Kennedy
You can be better.
Peyton Harden
Can you survive 30 seconds? One on one with the gorilla?
Cam Kennedy
How big is this area in which we are in. There you go.
Peyton Harden
There you go. Let's say fifth. Hundred square. No, 50 square yards.
Cam Kennedy
I don't do that. I don't know.
Peyton Harden
Half a football field.
Cam Kennedy
Have a football field. 30 seconds. I am. Are you kidding me?
Peyton Harden
Half football field.
Cam Kennedy
Give me a day. It's. That might be excessive. Okay, give me, like, 45 minutes. The gorilla. 45 minutes.
Peyton Harden
Out of your mind.
Cam Kennedy
45.
Peyton Harden
The gorilla's goal is to end you.
Cam Kennedy
Yes. 100 and your goal is to survive. 100. I have people tried to end me before. I'm still here.
Peyton Harden
They weren't gorillas. They weren't gorillas.
Cam Kennedy
Now y'all taking it there. I'm saying they were fierce.
Peyton Harden
No, no, no, no, no.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. 100%. 100%.
Peyton Harden
So let's say imagine you're. Imagine just now.
Cam Kennedy
Are we just saying my naked being or both unarmed? Okay. No. Yeah.
Peyton Harden
You don't have a.
Cam Kennedy
No. I'm not saying I have any weapons, but do I have bargaining tactics?
Peyton Harden
Like, it's a gorilla.
Cam Kennedy
Give me. Give me. Give me two bananas and, like, a Rice Krispie treat. I'm surviving for, like, two days at least.
Peyton Harden
No, you're in a corner.
Cam Kennedy
Yes. 100%.
Peyton Harden
He's in the opposite corner. Nothing in there.
Cam Kennedy
Hundred percent.
Peyton Harden
His goal is to end you in 30 seconds.
Cam Kennedy
100%.
Peyton Harden
No shot.
Cam Kennedy
Hundred percent. Kim.
Peyton Harden
Okay, what's your strategy? What are you doing?
Cam Kennedy
Run and bargain. There's nothing else I can do. He could. He could hurt me. Yes. I'm saying he might grab me a couple times and just bow. Bow.
Peyton Harden
And like you're just gonna get up from a bow.
Cam Kennedy
Bow. No, I'm not saying I'll get up, but he might think I can play. I've been in fights before where I've pretended to be knocked out. And guess what? They ran away because they thought I was knocked out. The whole time I was like this Lebron, you said, yeah, 100%. 100%. I pee because it hurts so bad. And I was like, I don't want to keep going in this fight. Like, I willingly got in this fight. You hit me hard, harder than I expected. I'm gonna lay down and pretend that I'm done. And I'll do the same thing with the girl. They won't know I could be leaving like this. And I used to practice fake being unalive because I used to want to be in Law and Order svu and I would be so impressed by how the fake people never move their stomachs when they breathe. Like, I was like, how. How can they pretend so well? And so as a kid, I would always practice, and now it will help me in my guerrilla defense. The you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by our friends at Factor.
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Peyton Harden
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Peyton Harden
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Peyton Harden
You're not real, bro. You're not.
Cam Kennedy
I swear to you.
Peyton Harden
How old were you? Studying actors stomachs on Law and Order svu.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, my mom showed me that at a young age. Dude. My brother's a dude. Wow.
Peyton Harden
He goes one, two shy.
Cam Kennedy
No, because we would all be, like, in the living room and my mom loved, like, she would watch, like, snapped Law and Order, like, all editing.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. Every month.
Cam Kennedy
As soon as Law and order come on in, that first came oppressed, it fled. Oh, no. He would get scared of the. He'd be scared of the bell.
Peyton Harden
What?
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, don't make fun of him. I can make fun of him, but.
Peyton Harden
I'm saying he wasn't even scared of the content. He was scared of the song.
Cam Kennedy
I think the song was so eerie. And he knew the context of the show. I think that's what it was. You'd go press it back. Oh, get out of here. Oh, no.
Peyton Harden
Call me when it's over. He runs upstairs, bro. I, I. You know how much of a I was. You remember the movie was. Well, I still am.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
In this regard. You remember the movie War. War on the worlds or War of.
Cam Kennedy
The Worlds, you think?
Peyton Harden
Probably Caucasian film, but War of the Worlds, like 2008.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
It's like a alien invasion type. I was watching it with my parents in the living room and it started to scare me. Instead of this is my own house. Instead of standing up. Up and removing myself from the situation, which I have all right to do, I went like this and I was like. I was probably like 10. Like, what?
Cam Kennedy
You wanted the attention I was in. Like you wanted the fortune for being great. That's what it was.
Peyton Harden
And I ducked behind my mom on the couch. Yeah, I think, why did I not go play mad?
Cam Kennedy
You wanted the attention of being scared. You wanted to be held. I get that.
Peyton Harden
Was I not getting enough love?
Cam Kennedy
No, golly, no. But I'm not saying you weren't getting enough love. You're probably just a little attention.
Peyton Harden
Probably.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
I remember there was points of time.
Cam Kennedy
Where I wasn't yo 100%. We all were. If it feeds into the job we're in now. You know what I mean? I remember I had like a. Me and Gandhi had a beef for a little bit. I swear to You.
Peyton Harden
No, you did not have a beef with Gone.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, because he ruined like one one day of like my middle school years. Like a day I was trying to get my off with a girl or something. And he, like, I was like, dude, is this Gandhi fella?
Peyton Harden
How did he ruin it?
Cam Kennedy
Dude, I don't know what was going on. I think the teachers were done or like too hungover or something like that. And like, they came to this consensus one day. They're like, we're not working today. And like, I don't know how this happened, but we went to the theater in our school, right? And we sat down and they played the Gandhi movie. And if you know anything about the Gandhi movie.
Peyton Harden
I didn't even know he had a film.
Cam Kennedy
It's like 10 hours long, bro. There's an intermission in the movie.
Peyton Harden
What?
Cam Kennedy
Yes. Like, and it was playing in theaters.
Peyton Harden
It's like box office. Like an indie project.
Cam Kennedy
It was a box office movie. It was like a Gandhi movie. And it shows you his whole life and how he sat down for a lot. Like, well, that sounds crazy. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just trying to dumb it down for the people that don't know.
Peyton Harden
He's like this. He's like.
Cam Kennedy
There'S one intermission, right? And it was like. I think it was like a seven hour move or something like that.
Peyton Harden
What the hell?
Cam Kennedy
And we watched it and I remember the dialogue was so whispery. And I think that's why I have a thing. It's like whisper dialogue movies. Like, I have a beef with Harry.
Peyton Harden
Potter a little bit in distinct shot.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, I love some interesting chatter. But I just remember, like, there's this girl and like, my teacher didn't let me sit next to her or something because, like, she would. We would talk too much. And I was trying to get my head off.
Peyton Harden
Oh, yeah.
Cam Kennedy
And then I was like, we got seven hours.
Peyton Harden
How old are you?
Cam Kennedy
I was middle school. And then. And remember the intermission broke and we were going out and she was like, she was just done. And I was like, Gandhi. She just was. She just didn't want to talk because she was like so tired from watching the movie.
Peyton Harden
Gandhi's on the screen. She's like, it's like he's just talking to no one.
Cam Kennedy
100.
Peyton Harden
And it looks like Gandhi's flip flop.
Cam Kennedy
What?
Peyton Harden
Gordon Ramsay. Someone made a piece of meat and it was so bad. He goes, it looks like Gandhi's flip flop. He said Gandhi too. In the big surprise is the best is God. He's a Savage.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, he must sound crazy in bed.
Peyton Harden
He's like, what are you doing?
Cam Kennedy
I'm like, what's Gordon Ramsay's dirty?
Peyton Harden
So get out from back there. Well, I was. What I was saying from perspective of what are you doing? It was something that he wasn't expecting. She was trying something new. And he said, no. Gandhi's flip flop. That's a wicked maneuver you said right there.
Cam Kennedy
Too far. Always.
Peyton Harden
I can. I have a pet peeve. I don't like when people fake cuss.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, my God.
Peyton Harden
It's so. It's. That's. That is like ick material.
Cam Kennedy
When people say, what the frick, dude?
Peyton Harden
What the frick is going on?
Cam Kennedy
If you're above the age of six and you're what the frickin me? If you're what the freaking. At six years, automatically as an adult, I put you on a list.
Peyton Harden
You need to get jawed just one time. Just bro. Okay.
Cam Kennedy
Like, there's no way as a, As a tax paying citizen.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
You can say what the frick? And feel like.
Peyton Harden
Feel confident.
Cam Kennedy
You can wake up in the morning, go, you can't do that confidently.
Peyton Harden
What the frick's going on here? No.
Cam Kennedy
Gosh darn it.
Peyton Harden
You son of a gun.
Cam Kennedy
Dude.
Peyton Harden
Like, girl, let him do drop, dude.
Cam Kennedy
It's like, unless you're a student at byu, like, you can't. What the frick me.
Peyton Harden
Hey. Okay, okay. We're gonna tread lightly. So those videos, not even soaking. They go, would you rather save a million?
Cam Kennedy
They're brainwashed.
Peyton Harden
It is. It is. That is something else. They have a sip of coffee or stop the second World War. They go, world war's got to happen.
Cam Kennedy
Yes. They don't play.
Peyton Harden
It is nuts.
Cam Kennedy
They don't. So BYU is like a super. Like, is it a Mormon school?
Peyton Harden
Mormon school.
Cam Kennedy
Mormon school. And we're re respectful of every creed and condolence and covenants.
Peyton Harden
Religion, religion.
Cam Kennedy
So we respect everything. But we are also a comedy podcast. And you say something or do something that deserves some jokes, you're getting barred up. Yes. Right. So there's this guy who goes around the BYU campus, a super Mormon school, and he asked the kids, he interviews them and he's like, basically, would you rather watch a horror movie or like, save a puppy? See, like save a puppy on the side of the road and no, no, no.
Peyton Harden
Have to or not save a puppy. Have. Watch a puppy.
Cam Kennedy
Like, unlike. Yeah, watch a puppy on alive or take a sip of a coffee. And they're like, they go, I'm sorry.
Peyton Harden
That dog's gonna have to go.
Cam Kennedy
Yes. They don't like. And I'm like, it is unreal. And they're like, what's your favorite party drink? And they're like, sunny D. Oh, my God.
Peyton Harden
You son.
Cam Kennedy
You're 25.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my God. No.
Cam Kennedy
What?
Peyton Harden
What's the quickest you've seen someone get engaged here at byu? They go, hell, two days.
Cam Kennedy
Yes. Dude. I'm like, that's a mewing, Liv.
Peyton Harden
No. God, no. He lived in for four years.
Cam Kennedy
No. Okay, what were we talking about before we got into the fake cussing. Cussing. Dude, she does it.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, my God.
Peyton Harden
Do it.
Cam Kennedy
Get a mic. Get him.
Peyton Harden
The other night, you said that was freaking cool. That was that. The other night, what were we on?
Cam Kennedy
What?
Peyton Harden
We were on a live stream. I was cussing live. Probably wanted to tone it down maybe a little bit. Saturday, no stream, just us. And I said, that's freaking cool, dude.
Cam Kennedy
I'm not gonna lie. Since you become a dad. Less respect. Less respect.
Peyton Harden
I don't like when you say this.
Cam Kennedy
No, me and Liv talked about it. Your wife has talked to me about this. You've what? You've so, like, when we met you, you were like the, like the cool white boy that's part of us. Like, you get the culture. Heavy decline. Like when you were at the top.
Peyton Harden
Of the roller coaster, losing my culture.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, my God. It's gone bad. Bad.
Peyton Harden
No way.
Cam Kennedy
It's like I now samples now. Now, now. I would have second thoughts of bringing you around the cookout.
Peyton Harden
No. You know, I am cookout certified.
Cam Kennedy
Okay?
Peyton Harden
100%.
Cam Kennedy
Since I, me and your wife feel like you've lost some of your cookout abilities, I think I should test you on the culture.
Peyton Harden
Test me. Quiz me. Do a quiz. Culture test.
Cam Kennedy
Are you confident that you're gonna pass this?
Peyton Harden
I'm pretty confident. I'm pretty confident.
Cam Kennedy
I got a lot of these off Tick tock. And there's like a lady that goes around, a sort of world star. She asked these.
Peyton Harden
Oh, God.
Cam Kennedy
And a lot of people don't do well.
Peyton Harden
Okay. Is it like, modern is like pop culture culture.
Cam Kennedy
So you're already doing too much. You're already not gonna.
Peyton Harden
Okay, okay.
Cam Kennedy
Is this like ethnic rap and, like, the history of underground hip hop?
Peyton Harden
Say that, like, are our parameters like Wu Tang and maybe some food items? I'm just kidding.
Cam Kennedy
See, I told you. Since he's had a kid.
Peyton Harden
Here we go.
Cam Kennedy
Me and your wife have said, you've lost it, bro. You lost it. Okay, Just finish this phrase. God is good.
Peyton Harden
All the time. All the time God is good.
Cam Kennedy
Look at you. Clap it up for me.
Peyton Harden
I'm pay by my Jesus.
Cam Kennedy
See, now, why we do need to do that part? It's changed off a little bit. All right. If a black person tells you to keep it up, what does that mean?
Peyton Harden
Keep up the good work or keep it up, you're gonna get smacked. There's multiple variations. There's one. If it's keep it up, that means you're gonna get smacked. If they were to say like that, like, keep that, you're gonna get slapped, or you're gonna get. You're gonna get a bad thing.
Cam Kennedy
It's just a nasty undertone when he explains. Y'all hear the bass, bro?
Peyton Harden
Was that right? Was it right?
Cam Kennedy
Was it right?
Peyton Harden
Half.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, I'll give you half a point.
Peyton Harden
Okay, there we go.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, okay, okay.
Peyton Harden
See, it's done.
Cam Kennedy
When black people see people running, what's the first question they ask?
Peyton Harden
No questions run the same direction. No questions ask.
Cam Kennedy
Time for questions. Here we go. Get out of there. What's the black people's term for stuffing?
Peyton Harden
Dressing.
Cam Kennedy
Come on, Cam. Come on, Cam.
Peyton Harden
Dressing ain't. I've had chitlins.
Cam Kennedy
See, why is the. That's not good.
Peyton Harden
I have. Yeah, but you don't say it.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, say it like how you were born to speak.
Peyton Harden
Dressing isn't anything I've endured. Chitlins.
Cam Kennedy
You go, you got chitlins. Yeah, that's not for real. You shouldn't do that. When black people are invited to a party, what is the first question they're asking?
Peyton Harden
Now, I might get this one wrong. In my personal experience, the first question they're asking, what type of food y'all gonna have? Okay. What is.
Cam Kennedy
Who all gonna be there?
Peyton Harden
Ah, that's good. That's a good one. That's good.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. Okay. Okay. It's a good one, too. I like when they say that. I like when they say that. I like when they talk like that.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, that checks out.
Cam Kennedy
Makes sense.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
My wife.
Peyton Harden
I gotta make sure there's no ops in the building.
Cam Kennedy
That's too far. That's gotta go. That's gotta go.
Peyton Harden
That's hilarious. Okay, go. Okay, here we go.
Cam Kennedy
True or false. We eat at people's houses. If they ask nice.
Peyton Harden
I'm going, false, dog.
Cam Kennedy
You don't know what.
Peyton Harden
You don't know how they've cleaned their stuff? You don't know what type of animals they have? No, exactly.
Cam Kennedy
I don't know what kind of. I don't know. I've never seen you clean your dishes. I don't know. Your kids look like. I don't know what your animals do. It's not happening.
Peyton Harden
I don't know if you wear socks at the kitchen. I don't know what's going on.
Cam Kennedy
You should get this right. Who's Boo Boo the Fool?
Peyton Harden
Oh, Boo Boo the Fool is like any kid acting bad or dumb or saying something goofy like, Boo Boo the Fool.
Cam Kennedy
It's not my mama, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'll give you halfway. Hey, good job. Half a point. Half point, Half a point.
Peyton Harden
Have a point clearing on these halves.
Cam Kennedy
That sounds crazy given who your wife is.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my God. Didn't even mean it like that.
Cam Kennedy
I think that's. I think that's it. That's all I got for you. Congratulations.
Peyton Harden
Did I smoke it? Did I lose my culture? Or am I still at the. At the cookout?
Cam Kennedy
I think it's one of those things you used to, like, naturally it would come out of you. You just, like. You didn't have to do anything. Now it's like you're like, guys, I know Big L, like, I. I can tell you everything about Wu Tang Clan. It's like you're like one of those guys. It's like you have to prove it now.
Peyton Harden
Like, it's it. I only do it if there's something at games. Yeah, it used to just be a.
Cam Kennedy
Part of, like, now, like, back, like, when we were in college, it would be like, you. I could bring you around all my, like, my people, and then it would be like, oh, kids, dude. Now you would be like, hey, dude, you heard Gun is new mixtape. Like, you try to, like, you try to fit in now, and it's weird.
Peyton Harden
No, I would argue I'm more. I would argue I would be less trying to fit in.
Cam Kennedy
No, it's more Now I'm so cemented and just no and see, but you can't. You can't say that.
Peyton Harden
No, I'm not saying you, like, meet.
Cam Kennedy
A new black person and be like, hey, I'll let you know. I'm already cleared, bro. I don't need your.
Peyton Harden
You're not giving me any approval that I already got. Earned that myself.
Cam Kennedy
No, and that's gonna get up.
Peyton Harden
I'm saying I'm submitting in myself. I don't have to prove anything.
Cam Kennedy
Okay. Okay. I just wanna let you know you have lost the aura of it. Maybe, Maybe not the knowledge, but the aura is gone. And we should fix that. I think it's because your son looks like Conan O'Brien.
Peyton Harden
My stomach's like Macaulay.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. And it's just that. That's so slowly.
Peyton Harden
It's very Caucasian baby. He's slowly getting more of Liv's features, though. He is. He is keeping my skin, but he's getting Liv's features.
Cam Kennedy
I'm so sorry, Malachi, but no, I thought that, too. I was like, oh, he looked. He's starting to get more of his mom's features. But then I saw him the other day, and I was, like, all gone. It's like his hair is reddening a little bit. The curl is gone. Sometimes when I was after a deep nap and y'all trying to manufacture his curls, I looked at it up close. Those are manufactured curls. Those aren't natural curls. Look at them. Like, right?
Peyton Harden
Manufactured everything. That's a manufactured mustache. You don't get to say yes.
Cam Kennedy
Okay.
Peyton Harden
No, I'm kidding. But no, they're not. It's water. And you just run his hair. Run your hand through his hair.
Cam Kennedy
I don't care, Cam. Okay, well, hey, like, I promise you, I wake up and my. Like, it's not like. There's no. It shouldn't be an interpretation.
Peyton Harden
Okay?
Cam Kennedy
Like, God or he doesn't. He doesn't have it. Here we go.
Peyton Harden
Okay.
Cam Kennedy
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Peyton Harden
Good Lord.
Cam Kennedy
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Peyton Harden
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Cam Kennedy
On to the rest of the episode.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my God.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, I'm never gonna get this. Oh, sorry.
Peyton Harden
I have a story.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, tell me.
Peyton Harden
It happened this past week.
Cam Kennedy
Tell me, is this the first episode.
Peyton Harden
In over, like, two and a half years? You didn't ask me about my week. Are you finally done with it?
Cam Kennedy
I'm done because it's. It's. I. I watched the episode the other week, and I was like, God, in.
Peyton Harden
The one time, I have something that was actually this week.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, I.
Peyton Harden
Okay, I'm just gonna go straight to the story, right? We go to. We go to the mall for a quick in and out. Now, we park in the parking garage. That's covered. You know, the mall, I'm saying, but I'm not gonna say the name, but the underground parking garage, right? Okay. We're driving up there, and I you not. This is the middle of the day. Plenty of spots. I Park maybe 50ft away from me. There's a transaction happening at the back of this car, right? I'm nosy, don't care.
Cam Kennedy
And that's where the difference is.
Peyton Harden
See?
Cam Kennedy
But that's the difference in cultures.
Peyton Harden
I'm not going. Hey, what do you got there? You're just looking.
Cam Kennedy
I don't know. That doesn't look safe.
Peyton Harden
I go, officer Connor, I'm gonna need you to come. No.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. They're doing something illegal in that trunk.
Peyton Harden
Oh, no, no, no, no. But that's the beauty of the story. I look out, there's a man and a woman.
Cam Kennedy
Nice.
Peyton Harden
Okay. They're both Caucasian.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, so that all the threat left you. Oh, no, no.
Peyton Harden
You're like, no, no. But what they're doing, right? What they're doing. Woman has cash in her hand. I'm not making this up either. This is the crazy part. Woman has cash. Now the guy is like, we're kind of catty corners. So I'm kind of seeing his back because he's in his trunk, right? So I'm not really seeing what he's like, rummaging through.
Cam Kennedy
Okay.
Peyton Harden
He turns around. Peyton. I you not. He turns around like this. He's holding three different license plates. Plates? He's selling license plates.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, wow. This is super illegal.
Peyton Harden
Real life GTA.
Cam Kennedy
Somebody stole a car.
Peyton Harden
100%.
Cam Kennedy
Nice.
Peyton Harden
The kicker of the story, they're both 80 years old, and I swear to God, they are both 80. Gray as can be, wrinkly as can be, canes, handicapped placard brother is selling license plates for your hot wired vehicle.
Cam Kennedy
That is.
Peyton Harden
We got grandmas out here committing gta. Dude.
Cam Kennedy
That's what I'm saying. When you're about. When you're a geriatric, it's the best time to commit crime.
Peyton Harden
God. Cause you don't care.
Cam Kennedy
And no one's gonna first think of you.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, what are you gonna do? Send me to a decent bed? Give me three meals a day? Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
It's like, hey, ooh.
Peyton Harden
So what?
Cam Kennedy
I got six months left anyway. I'm going out of the bang. I'm stealing cars. I've never drove in. Driven a Maserati.
Peyton Harden
Never. I'm still trying now.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. Dude, that's sick. Okay. Do you think. Do you think it's. And it's a good business plan, right? At that time you're in nursing homes, a lot of people are caputing. Play checkers with them one day, next day they're gone, right?
Peyton Harden
So, you know, you take their keys, right?
Cam Kennedy
And then it's like, oh, I'm gonna go unscrew their license. That's a new life. That's $80 right there, bro.
Peyton Harden
And who's gonna expect. It's the old guy.
Cam Kennedy
Exactly.
Peyton Harden
All you're worried about is your oatmeal and your checkers at lunch play.
Cam Kennedy
And especially if they're wide, you get double the coverage.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my God.
Cam Kennedy
That's double Allstate, right? Yeah. God, that's. You're protected by the lizard.
Peyton Harden
That's Geico.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. That is good, bro.
Peyton Harden
I was like, what the hell?
Cam Kennedy
I'm. See, that's. That's. Whatever your natural prowess should came over, where you get yourself involved. If they're 80 years old and you see them selling license plates, you got to go over there and ask, do I try?
Peyton Harden
Like, get a cut of the pie business?
Cam Kennedy
No, you do too much. You just go over there and you inquire. You ask, what are you doing?
Peyton Harden
Hey, grandpa, like, what. What's. What's this?
Cam Kennedy
Exactly. And you know how much better that story would you come in with that information when you see, like. Because you know they're not a threat to you.
Peyton Harden
Well, you know what if he was like, beat it. Point of view is like that.
Cam Kennedy
That's. That's great. Yeah, See, that's. That's insane that you saw that, bro.
Peyton Harden
Wicked.
Cam Kennedy
The mall we always go to and I wish you got it. That's what I'm saying. You bring up a lot of good things, but you blue ball me every time. You got to get the secondary info.
Peyton Harden
I know, but that. But then, but then. Okay, but if. Now let's be honest. Let's keep it a buck. I go to get that secondary info, you immediately move goal post. See? Now what? You need to mind your business, Cam.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, but if the story is good. Yeah, but if the story is good enough, I would appreciate it.
Peyton Harden
Okay.
Cam Kennedy
Because now you're giving me a headline with no.
Peyton Harden
With no text, no meat and potatoes.
Cam Kennedy
And so there's nothing I could do with it. You know what I mean? It's like, I wish I knew what was happening.
Peyton Harden
I just don't want to do wrong in your eyes.
Cam Kennedy
You. You are. You always do.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
So don't stop now. I'm gonna get to this. I'm gonna get to this. Right? Saw this on Twitter by hoops. Hoop mix only. Oh, and I think I have a hot take on it.
Peyton Harden
Oh, God.
Cam Kennedy
Saw this on Twitter. It says, a friend loans you $200 to gamble and you win $200 million. How much are you giving your friend out of the $200 million they loaned you? 200.
Peyton Harden
I would give them 1 million. How much was it? 200 million.
Cam Kennedy
They gave you 200, you win $200 million.
Peyton Harden
I would give them 200 million. No, I'd give them. I'd give them. I'd give them $100,000,200. I give them back their initial 200 bucks, and then they're getting half of everything I won. So your initial debts paid. I'm giving them half. You'd be like, I'd give you your 200 bucks back. I'd throw you 50k on a 2 day delay bank transfer, and I'm keeping the rest.
Cam Kennedy
Don't speak for me.
Peyton Harden
What if I gave you $200? You win 200 million. What are you giving me?
Cam Kennedy
$200. That's business. And I think there's nothing wrong with that.
Peyton Harden
You are kidding me.
Cam Kennedy
I think that is appropriate.
Peyton Harden
I gave you $200. You hit the jackpot. Of all jackpots.
Cam Kennedy
Right?
Peyton Harden
You're. I'm talking Louie bags out the carrying. Carrying Benji's blue bins.
Cam Kennedy
200 million.
Peyton Harden
And you go. Here you go and you give me 200 bucks.
Cam Kennedy
Here's your initial deposit. Thank you, Cam. That's the most rattiest I don't think.
Peyton Harden
So snake answer I've ever heard from you. You're disappointing me in breaking my mind.
Cam Kennedy
No. Rage bait. No. I am so honest. If you gave me Cam Kennedy, gave Peyton Harden $200, and I decided on my own fruition to go to this exact gas station to take that exact number, I put in the work that is my mind, that is my luck.
Peyton Harden
All on the backbone and hard work and determination of my 200 that I gave you. Willingly. Questions asked.
Cam Kennedy
Yes. So here's your 200 back. Thank you. I could have gone and lost the 200 and not giving you 200 back, so you should be thanking me more than anything. Exactly.
Peyton Harden
But the fact that there was no clause. There was no clause. I didn't say there's interest. You got to give it back. I just gave you 200 bucks.
Cam Kennedy
So that's your money that you decided to lose. So it's your fault. I'm. It's my fault? Like, what am I supposed to do?
Peyton Harden
You would give me 200?
Cam Kennedy
Yes. Camp. I'll take you on, like, dinners and everything. When we go out, it's on me. We go to topgolf. On me. I got you my next three.
Peyton Harden
Generations of kids should be on you. If I gave you $200, you hit for 200 million.
Cam Kennedy
I'm so serious, too. Like, I'm not. No pot. No. No jokes. I'm giving you $200 back. But obviously, like, friend vacations on me. Right? Good birthday gifts on me. Like, I'll take care of you. But I. You don't. You didn't earn that. That is my money.
Peyton Harden
You wouldn't give me five million dollars.
Cam Kennedy
Maybe the things I do.
Peyton Harden
195 million. You wouldn't give me five.
Cam Kennedy
Maybe the things I do for you will eventually equate to 5 million.
Peyton Harden
No, I.
Cam Kennedy
That's not yours.
Peyton Harden
Cut me right then and there. Why are you five?
Cam Kennedy
No. And that's not wrong. It's genuinely not wrong. I get like, that's.
Peyton Harden
That's wrong dog.
Cam Kennedy
I don't think so.
Peyton Harden
That's wicked. That is like. That's evil.
Cam Kennedy
No, no.
Peyton Harden
That is evil.
Cam Kennedy
Gave me $200. You didn't say give. Here's $200. Like, I like. And I genuinely don't even have to give you the 200 back. So what I'm Doing for you is good enough.
Peyton Harden
Did you, did you hear my answer? I'm half an the pie with you. 100ms. Maybe you'll have gave me that 200.
Cam Kennedy
I was down on my.
Peyton Harden
I went straight and got a lotto ticket. Boom. Here's 100 million.
Cam Kennedy
Maybe, maybe you'll have a quicker conversation with Jesus when you get up. Maybe it'll be easier for you to get past the, the bouncer. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. Like I, I'm doing right by giving you your investment back.
Peyton Harden
This is. This is.
Cam Kennedy
I'm gonna.
Peyton Harden
I'm gonna have some thoughts on my drive home today.
Cam Kennedy
It's not my problem. I'm saying. But like that's greed. And on your point to think. Greed on my point to think you deserve any of my hard earned or hard earned money.
Peyton Harden
Stop saying hard earned. You didn't take the 200 by take it to go to a cobalt mine and mine for years and sell it all. You bought a piece of paper and you got lucky.
Cam Kennedy
All right, Then you should have done it with your 200. But I did. So that's my intuition.
Peyton Harden
You did it with my 200?
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. So I give you your 200 back. Thanks. Shake hands. But you're under. You're. You're being greedy. It would be different if I said. It would be different if I said I'm gonna win this $200 million and forget you existed. I'm still going to be there. I'm going to be your friend. You're gonna have sick birthdays. Your kids have sick birthdays. We're gonna go do cool friend things. But you're gonna live your regular life like you deserve.
Peyton Harden
Oh my God.
Cam Kennedy
I'm gonna live my 200 million dollar life that I earned.
Peyton Harden
But okay, this is what I'm saying. And now that you know what, Let me disassociate.
Cam Kennedy
Thank you.
Peyton Harden
Let me sit back and apologize quickly. Yes, that was slightly greedy on my part.
Cam Kennedy
It was.
Peyton Harden
It was. I'm not asking for half. I'm not asking for any amount. I think it's borderline wild, right? Wild to come across. You catch this mystery box and it's $200 million. I just think the birthdays, the kids birthdays, all the trips, that's fantastic. And I appreciate you and I would never not appreciate it. Okay, but even to, to not even go just one. One. $1 million.
Cam Kennedy
What are you gonna do with $1 million?
Peyton Harden
Are you kidding me?
Cam Kennedy
Pay taxes on it? And then what? $600,000 and then guess what? When that money runs out, when that $600,000 runs out, guess what you're gonna.
Peyton Harden
Do that's not gonna. No. I'm never coming back to Daddy. Milky, Milky, milky, milky. That 600 is not running out.
Cam Kennedy
You sit back.
Peyton Harden
That 600 is immediately funding future.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, then you just. Okay. What you should do is just sit back and appreciate the ride. What I do decide to do for you, you should be okay with it. Wow. Hey, Malachi wants to have a bar mitzvah now. Sure. Here's his bar mitzvah money. I don't care. No, he wants this kind of. He wants. He wants to rent a Lambo for prom.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, he wants a Lambo.
Cam Kennedy
And then I'll say. I'll say no, But I could do it if I wanted to. Right.
Peyton Harden
See, I feel like that's worse, you having this. This hanging. Oh, no, I'm not even gonna bring that up, because you'd be like, oh, oh, no, no, I don't have to.
Cam Kennedy
I don't have. But I'm just saying. But do you understand, like, I. On it, like, yes, y'all think the right thing to do, but I'm not doing anything wrong by not giving you money. I'm giving you your 200 bet.
Peyton Harden
That's crazy, bro. I don't know. That's technicality and respecting semantics. Yes.
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
I'd say you're right.
Cam Kennedy
I'm not abandoning you. I'm not. I'm going to. I'm going to be there for you.
Peyton Harden
I know, but it's like, I don't know that be my. Did you hear my heart, though? Before we move on, I immediately said, oh, I'm giving you 100 million. I'm giving you half.
Cam Kennedy
I appreciate that. And it's stupid because you're gonna have to pay half anyway to the. To the taxes. So I'll take that. Sure. That's your fault. God, when your kid is like, I want. I want this new toy. Be like, sorry, I gave Uncle P half, but I'm not gonna have that issue.
Peyton Harden
But I still got enough.
Cam Kennedy
I'm gonna piss out $100 million to anything I want. Not you.
Peyton Harden
What a cold, heartless. You monster. Yeah, good God.
Cam Kennedy
But, I mean, what do you want me to do?
Peyton Harden
Okay, has nothing to do with your money thing, but it was. It was something I saw you say. You saw it on TikTok or Twitter.
Cam Kennedy
Twitter.
Peyton Harden
I saw this on TikTok. You're in a bar. 100 shots of tequila for who? Listen, 100 shots of tequila. You have One hour to drink that him. For $10 million, you get to call one person to help you take them down. Who are you calling?
Cam Kennedy
Oh, vintage Steve will do it.
Peyton Harden
Oh, but you don't have his number. It has to be your phone. Oh, like someone that you know that you can call.
Cam Kennedy
Let me check my contacts real quick.
Peyton Harden
100 shots of tequila. You and one person have one hour to drink all of it for $10 million.
Cam Kennedy
But. Okay, but I don't know.
Peyton Harden
You know who I'm not calling.
Cam Kennedy
Who?
Peyton Harden
Cj. Mac.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, my God. No, I'm just kidding.
Peyton Harden
CJ would low key.
Cam Kennedy
No, cj.
Peyton Harden
CJ would dog them. But then he'd wake up in the hospital.
Cam Kennedy
C.J. would like. I would do C.J. before all the accidents. Like, C.J. before all the accidents would do it. How much would you give? If it was cj, how much money would you give him? How much did I win?
Peyton Harden
It's $10 million.
Cam Kennedy
And he took all hundred?
Peyton Harden
No. No.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, then none. Or, like, probably like. No, I wouldn't give him none. I would. See, I would look at the spreadsheet afterwards. How much work did he put in?
Peyton Harden
Let's say he took 60. You took 40 shots. Oh, you get the $10 million purse because it was your challenge.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, so they asked me to do it.
Peyton Harden
So it goes to your bank account, but you phone friend him, and he.
Cam Kennedy
Did more, and they gave me $10 million.
Peyton Harden
10 million straight to your account.
Cam Kennedy
Like 400,000. CJ with $400,000. Go make some shake.
Peyton Harden
And you're keeping 9.6.
Cam Kennedy
Yes. They asked me to do it. I invited you.
Peyton Harden
He drank 20 more than you.
Cam Kennedy
That's his fault. He shouldn't have drank all that.
Peyton Harden
If he doesn't drink 20 more, you don't get any money.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, who said that I could have drank 20 more? I'm just dealing.
Peyton Harden
What if you were to your wits end at 40? I literally can't take another sip. CJ goes, Bro, if I wake up in the hospital, you got my back. We'll have the money. Just make sure I wake up, start slamming him.
Cam Kennedy
And when you he. When he wakes up after getting his stomach pumped, here's $400,000 in cash. I'll give it to you cash, so it's okay.
Peyton Harden
You go, oh, by the way, I got to go back to the crib. You can Uber whenever they release you.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my God.
Cam Kennedy
With the $400,000 he made, makes it. $400,000 is great money. Money. It is fantastic money.
Peyton Harden
9.6 million is ludicrous.
Cam Kennedy
Because they asked me to do it.
Peyton Harden
What if you did.
Cam Kennedy
What if you did 10 and he did 90? No, no, they asked me to do it.
Peyton Harden
I love it, though. I love it. Honest, man. So who would you actually call? Not cj. If someone you know in your personal life.
Cam Kennedy
I don't know anybody in my personal life that drinks that like that.
Peyton Harden
You know how I stay. If you want to go vintage, you want to throw it back. Back. Vintage Mark Harden. Vintage Mark Harden.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, old school tech days. College. Mark Harden. Probably. He was in. He was Mark Harden. Bodyback. My dad. My dad was in a documentary for. For underage drinking. I. I don't know if we'll have. If I have the video, but there's a video, and he's. He's literally in short shorts and a crop top, and he's in a field with a bunch of hots, and he's like. He's like this, like, holding the. And he's just. He looks just like me.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, he does. You are your father's son.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, 100%. One of the things my father taught me is how to treat a lady, how to love, how to be good. And so I've embodied that with my new friend that we've had for a couple years. And his name is Dr. P. Now, Dr. P, I heard, is going to be joining the Cam vs Peyton tour, and he's going to be helping people in the audience with their property problems. So if you're coming to a show, there's going to be a way that you can submit your problems right before the show starts. You got to come to the show.
Peyton Harden
Early and bring your baggage. Not literally, but your emotional love baggage.
Cam Kennedy
And it doesn't have to be anything current. You can tell, like, your most crazy relationship stories, your most crazy things you've done when you were single, breakup stories, even just things you've done when you were single. Anything crazy that has to do with love, you can submit it at the show that you go to to. But we want to give you a taste of what Dr. P is like. He's been going crazy over there on the Patreon. So let's bring in the greatest love doctor in the world. Sing it.
Peyton Harden
Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. The psy is coming.
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Peyton Harden
Permission to start case study to granted. Pupil one, are you ready? Yes. People two are you ready?
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
Here we go. Dear Dr. P. Hello. My fiance left me.
Cam Kennedy
Good.
Peyton Harden
A month ago. I want to know if he's moved on, but if I try to get him to open up, he dodges it and doesn't on. I want to move on from it. How can I?
Cam Kennedy
People 1. People 2, are you ready? Yes, sir. We'll raise your hands.
Peyton Harden
Have you been stumped? Is this MC squared?
Cam Kennedy
People.
Peyton Harden
People 1. Go.
Cam Kennedy
Permission to speak? Yes. For the first part of your question, you asked if he's over it. Well, if he's dodging the question, that kind of gives you your answer. And the only way that you could possibly get over it is either going to find somebody else to get your attention off of him or just leave him alone. Don't get. Don't give him an ounce of your brain. This belongs to you. Don't give it to nobody else. And if you do that, you can move on. End of synopsis.
Peyton Harden
Beauty. People to speak.
Cam Kennedy
Speak. Yes. Okay, so your fiance left you a.
Peyton Harden
Month ago, so clearly he's done. You keep texting him, trying to get validation and get a reason of why, trying to contact him, but he doesn't have to text you back anymore. So I say you go get with somebody.
Cam Kennedy
Hey, boring, you're done. You're done. That was boring. That was so boring. Inflection in your. In your tone. Next time. That was. That was boring. That bored me. I am bored now. I'm bored of you. Bored. What am I bored? Bored. Not you. People want. Sir, I like your synopsis. You are like you're on the training wheels of a bike, right? You don't know how to ride it, yet you look a little stupid when you ride it. And you got down the block without falling. But then you realize you're on training wheels and it meant absolutely nothing. That's where you're at, right? Wait till you get those training wheels off. You get a couple scabs on those legs, right? Wait till that happens. Guess you'll be proud of you. Guess what. Nobody. Sure. But I am proud of you. You had it. You had it right. Just not there yet. Training wheels. Don't be proud of yourself. People too. God, that was boring. I could. I would rather watch an eight hour silent film with no phone in the middle of the desert by myself, then hear you speak that way again. Right. I would rather. I would rather take secretary's wife out on a date and do that. And God knows I don't want to do that. You know what? I hate you people. 1.5.1 out of 10 people. 2. You're boring. And apologize to me. I'm sorry for being boring. And being yourself and being me, which is boring. My whole life's boring. All right. Now, secretary, why'd you end up on the floor?
Peyton Harden
Not quite sure, Sire. You pretty much asked me halfway through the synopsis and I of course, agreed. You just looked at me and said floor. That was about it, love. Sire.
Cam Kennedy
You can go back on your chair. Go back down on the ground. All right. Are you ready for. Are you ready for my synopsis? I want you to go back here with the pillows.
Peyton Harden
Of course. Graciousness.
Cam Kennedy
Get back there. Get back there. Get back there.
Peyton Harden
Yes, sir.
Cam Kennedy
Get back there. Get back there.
Peyton Harden
Yes, sir.
Cam Kennedy
Widen out the legs. Spread them more.
Peyton Harden
There's an object that's in the way.
Cam Kennedy
All right. My synopsis is your husband, your ex husband. He doesn't love you anymore. And he's done. Look at the ceiling. He's done. He's not over you, though. He still wants access to you. That's why he's still in contact with you. You still have access. So you're good. If you want some late night lovings. Like people. Two people. One do. In the dorm rooms. I've heard the stories. They still got access, right? But people. Pupil 1 was close about his synopsis saying, find someone else. You don't have to find someone else to love. My synopsis is the best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody. Right? You find as many people you can to get under. Preferably his friends, brothers, father, maybe uncles, cousins. Something you like to say.
Peyton Harden
My mid pack. My mid pack is on fire. It's on fire.
Cam Kennedy
You know how he got here? You told him to? No. You know how he got in this position in life? No idea, sir. No, sir. Good mouth and good credit. You know the yacht I got. You know the yacht I got an expensive one, sir. Very expensive. It's his.
Peyton Harden
It's my credit.
Cam Kennedy
You know how I'm not stressed out when I come into work? His credit.
Peyton Harden
Credit, my mouth. It's me.
Cam Kennedy
Now you can go back up. Yes. I want you to all clap for him as he stands up. Clap for him. Now, no one really asks you how you feel. No one asks you how you're doing.
Peyton Harden
Oh, days. Yep. It's simply because we don't care, of course.
Cam Kennedy
But I want you to give a synopsis of people 1 and 2 today. How you think they did.
Peyton Harden
I'm so sorry for the belch. So sorry for the belch. My spine was exposed. Belch. Permission to speak, Sire. Yes, and I'm gonna show you how we used to have to speak. Back a couple years ago when school wasn't all soft. This is how we had to address soft. Permission to speak, Sire.
Cam Kennedy
Bring me back to the good days.
Peyton Harden
Permission to grab me glasses, bro. See that? Speeding efficiency. 1 and 2. This is permitted to speak, Sire. Sorry for interrupting, Sire.
Cam Kennedy
It's how you get in the top of your class. One more time for him.
Peyton Harden
So I had a bit of a whiffle in me nose. Permissive to speak. Grace's Highness. Lord. Sire.
Cam Kennedy
Permission granted.
Peyton Harden
Pupil one started to understand the concept towards the end of the session. He's like a kid with training wheels. As the gracious one has said, he will eventually get better. Steel shows promised, Lord. However, he has a off attitude. People too. I think he was on drugs today. He was slow. Stupid, fat lord. He held the broom. He's a garbage man, street sweeper, bag cleaner, Cross empty. Er. But he had one of the greatest, greatest synopsises this institution has ever seen. Synopsis State is, Lord. Permission to possibly a. Permission to possibly end. Permissions possibly. At ease. Soon, Sire. My back when you bent over. That was a gracious view for me, Lord. A lot of Sorry, sorry, Sire. My days, that is.
Cam Kennedy
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Peyton Harden
Oh my God. He might not be happy from taking him away from his amazing life to come to a city near you, but.
Cam Kennedy
Oh especially he will hate going to okc. He'll hate. Where else will he hate? Where. What other states are we going to? Oh, Detroit. He will hate Detroit. Where else he's gonna hate?
Peyton Harden
I think he'll like most cities. Maybe he'll like Tampa. He'll like Tampa.
Cam Kennedy
Who else?
Peyton Harden
Maybe Vegas.
Cam Kennedy
He'll love. He will love. So if you're going to Vegas show, you're probably gonna get the best version.
Peyton Harden
Of Dr. Oh My God. You need to Vegas people buy your oh my God. He's gonna love New York. Vegas. He'll love New York. He'll love.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, Vegas, New York is gonna be his top two. So if you're, if you're in Vegas or New York, you might want to, you might want to be there for that.
Peyton Harden
Good.
Cam Kennedy
He's gonna have a hell of a show.
Peyton Harden
You don't, you don't even. Oh, you don't even know.
Cam Kennedy
God no, I'm serious about Vegas. That's where he was probably born. He was born in Vegas.
Peyton Harden
He was born in Mandalaya.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, on the Strip. Yeah.
Peyton Harden
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Cam Kennedy
My. My.
Peyton Harden
No.
Cam Kennedy
What is the first word? Tell me the first word, I'll tell.
Peyton Harden
You the middle word and you'll get it instantly. Versus.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, monkeys versus Gorillas.
Peyton Harden
Men versus gorillas.
Cam Kennedy
Monkeys or gorillas. Huh? Who would win? Monkeys or gorillas?
Peyton Harden
Gorillas. Monkeys.
Cam Kennedy
Gorillas aren't gorillas. Monkeys.
Peyton Harden
They're all. But, yeah, but it's when. To a person, when they think monkey, the first thing they think, probably, like a chimpanzee.
Cam Kennedy
So if I were to say, bring.
Peyton Harden
Me that monkey, I would think chimpanzees.
Cam Kennedy
And somebody brought me a gorilla.
Peyton Harden
They'd be wrong, technically.
Cam Kennedy
Really?
Peyton Harden
Yeah. It's two different species. Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
No. Monkeys are. Gorillas are monkeys or just big monkeys.
Peyton Harden
No, it's a gorilla.
Cam Kennedy
Monkeys are just little gorillas.
Peyton Harden
No, it's a monkey.
Cam Kennedy
No, no. Monkeys and gorillas are the same thing. Right?
Peyton Harden
No.
Cam Kennedy
Yes. So, like, it's like. Okay, so it's like we're all people, right? Then there's.
Peyton Harden
You better watch where you're going with that one.
Cam Kennedy
No, no, listen. There were all people, right? Then there's, like. There's short people and there's tall people. They're all people. That's just. If I say, bring me a tall.
Peyton Harden
Person, but it's not a difference of height, it's a whole difference of bone structure. The way they're doing.
Cam Kennedy
There's a difference between bone structure and tall people.
Peyton Harden
The way they're built, their things are different.
Cam Kennedy
It's safe for tall and short people.
Peyton Harden
But they're not like. They're not even.
Cam Kennedy
I got them.
Peyton Harden
They're a different species. Monkeys.
Cam Kennedy
So. So. So gorillas. So gorillas aren't monkeys? Monkeys.
Peyton Harden
No, they're gorillas. It's like fingers and thumbs.
Cam Kennedy
Stop saying that. I don't like when you say that. It ruins it. Don't say it. That's true. Don't say that. Help me understand. So if I go to the monkey exhibit, I won't see a gorilla in a zoo? How. But they're built the same. They do the same things. No, they climb.
Peyton Harden
No, they don't.
Cam Kennedy
They scream. They throw poop. They. They walk on their knuckles. They all do the same thing. Monkeys are.
Peyton Harden
There's gorillas, there's chimps. Maybe. Maybe. I don't want to sit this risk of sounding like, I. I think they're different. They might all be one thing.
Cam Kennedy
I'm gonna Google that real quick because I think they are. Are monkeys. This is a little encore. Are you ready? Monkey species include baboons, McQuees. I don't know what that is. Marmosotas, teraminis and capuchins. Ape species include humans. Gorillas, Chip. Oh, yes.
Peyton Harden
They're not.
Cam Kennedy
So apes are human. So gorillas are humans. No, wait, so we're apes.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, so it says apes, gorillas and monkeys.
Cam Kennedy
Well, it says ape species include humans and gorillas. So you're saying the scientists are meaning to say that gorillas are closer to humans than they are to monkeys.
Peyton Harden
Maybe by that standard. It's probably, it's probably not, it's not saying closer. There's probably certain characteristics that define it, like maybe size or something like that. But yeah, primates like monkeys and chimps and capuchins. Capuchins are the cute little ones, like from Paul Blart or not Paul Bart.
Cam Kennedy
Night of museum.
Peyton Harden
Night of the museum. That's capuchin. Those are monkeys. Apes are your gorillas, your orangutans, your huge one.
Cam Kennedy
So who lifts more? So. So if, you know, I'm saying, so if you got like a monkey on like a bench press and some sarms and it like got big as a gorilla, we would call that ape.
Peyton Harden
No, it has nothing to do with how much they bench you. It's their skeletal mass.
Cam Kennedy
I'm not too sure they should be confident in that.
Peyton Harden
You want to go, you want to go to where, the lab, tell them they're wrong.
Cam Kennedy
Because the same people that are saying apes are closer to humans are the same people that say fish are animals. And so do you understand how there's no consistency in anything and that's why I get confused. Do you understand that though? Like, there's no consistency. So is a jellyfish a fish?
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
Why?
Peyton Harden
Because it, it's in the ocean, it lives in water. It's predominantly be considered a fish. It's obviously a different.
Cam Kennedy
So a crocodile is not, isn't a fish.
Peyton Harden
I believe a crocodile is considered amphibian because you can live outside of water.
Cam Kennedy
No, you're saying amphibian. I'm saying a fish.
Peyton Harden
No, it's not a fish.
Cam Kennedy
How. What's the difference between a. Like a fish, you throw a bass.
Peyton Harden
In on the grass. It's, it's not going to just keep swimming and go look at the tree and grab some nuts and try to bite a person's leg. It's gonna. Okay.
Cam Kennedy
What?
Peyton Harden
Throw a cross?
Cam Kennedy
What about seals?
Peyton Harden
Seal?
Cam Kennedy
Is seal a fish? They don't have feet.
Peyton Harden
I don't think that's how you classify a fish with not having hooves. I don't think if Something doesn't have feet. It's a fish.
Cam Kennedy
Fish don't have feet.
Peyton Harden
Some might.
Cam Kennedy
Name a f. Name a fish with a foot. I don't know.
Peyton Harden
I'm saying some might. You know how many undeveloped unspecies there are?
Cam Kennedy
I think we're living on a whim. I think a bunch of this is.
Peyton Harden
I think you're needing a little more consistency, but I also don't think you get it.
Cam Kennedy
I. I don't think they get it.
Peyton Harden
Yes, they do. Look at me like that.
Cam Kennedy
Not because David Blaine spent about, like, a month underwater. Is he a fish?
Peyton Harden
He's a liar.
Cam Kennedy
No, because that's what he is.
Peyton Harden
He's a liar. He's a con artist.
Cam Kennedy
Don't talk about him. No, he's for real.
Peyton Harden
No, he's. He's dope.
Cam Kennedy
Those are real. Those are real.
Peyton Harden
He's a liar.
Cam Kennedy
No, no, he spit. Yeah, those are real. Because those aren't magic tricks.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, those are.
Cam Kennedy
Those are body like. What's it called?
Peyton Harden
Illusions.
Cam Kennedy
No, it's not an illusion either. It's like. It's. It's. And he's an.
Peyton Harden
It's like Khabib Nurmagomedov.
Cam Kennedy
He's like an endurance artist is what he is.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
So it's not even magic tricks. It's endurance artists and take them to.
Peyton Harden
The deep waters and drown them.
Cam Kennedy
I'm. We're gonna revisit this fish. I'm gonna come back next week.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my God.
Cam Kennedy
What are you talking about? On Patreon.
Peyton Harden
It's about paytime.
Cam Kennedy
No, you know what I want to talk about on Patreon. Cut to fourth. Pierce's mustache is fake.
Peyton Harden
Two days ago.
Cam Kennedy
Two days ago, we saw him, and he didn't have on his face. Didn't have that.
Peyton Harden
Like, I'm about to check if we took pictures or videos from that night. You did not have that on your face. Face.
Cam Kennedy
And. Oh, now it's starting to make sense, because when he walked into the office today, you know what he said? What? He said, I don't have any hair on my back anymore. Oh, my God.
Peyton Harden
Shaved your back and glued it to your staff.
Cam Kennedy
We're gonna figure out what's pier. We're gonna figure out Pierce's body hair situation, and he has a new accent out of nowhere.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Stick to Patreon. Come to Patreon Wednesday for the extended, extended episode. We're gonna talk about all this. This. Guys, thank you so much for coming back to the Usino podcast. We'll see you on tour. 1 out of 10 koala bears. Don't make them to Christmas. And we will see you next time.
Peyton Harden
How's Mom?
Cam Kennedy
What?
Peyton Harden
How's Mom?
Cam Kennedy
Oh, yeah. Dude, you're weird, bro. Now, let's start recording Patreon right now, because this is weird.
You Should Know Podcast Episode Summary Episode: CAGED WITH A GORILLA! - You Should Know Podcast - Release Date: May 5, 2025 Host/Author: Wood Elf Media (Peyton Harden & Cameron Kennedy)
The episode kicks off with Peyton Harden and co-host Cameron Kennedy diving straight into their personal lives, setting the tone for their candid and humorous discussions.
Cam's WWE Experience: Cam shares a hilarious and embarrassing story from his recent attendance at a WWE Smackdown event. Struggling with body odor despite using Hydro—a high-efficiency workout tool—the situation culminates when he finds himself seated next to John Cena's wife.
The couple navigates through the awkwardness with their signature humor, highlighting the dynamics of their friendship and family interactions.
A significant moment in the podcast revolves around the first words of Peyton's son, Malachi.
This heartfelt segment underscores the hosts' deep connections with their families, blending humor with genuine emotion as they reflect on the joys and surprises of parenthood.
The hosts delve into a candid conversation about anxiety, its manifestations, and coping mechanisms.
They explore how anxiety affects their daily lives, sharing personal strategies and emphasizing the importance of mental health awareness.
Cam recounts his ill-fated experiment with mouth tape—a trend popularized by fitness influencer Ashton Hall—to improve sleep quality. The ordeal leads to a night of discomfort and unintended consequences.
This segment serves as a humorous cautionary tale about trying out new wellness trends without fully understanding their implications.
Peyton and Cam engage in a lively "Would You Rather" game, testing each other's cultural knowledge and teasing each other along the way.
The playful banter continues as they navigate questions related to cultural nuances, highlighting the depth and history of their friendship.
One of the episode's standout discussions revolves around the hypothetical scenario: "Do you think 100 men could beat one gorilla?"
The debate showcases their ability to blend humor with speculative scenarios, engaging listeners in a fun and thought-provoking conversation.
Introducing a new segment, the hosts simulate a counseling session with "Dr. P," addressing a fictional relationship dilemma.
This segment blends comedic elements with pseudo-advice, reflecting the hosts' unique approach to discussing serious topics.
Continuing their friendly rivalry, Peyton quizzes Cam on African American cultural terms, leading to humorous exchanges and playful frustration.
The interaction highlights the hosts' chemistry and their ability to engage in lighthearted teasing while navigating cultural discussions.
As the episode wraps up, Peyton and Cam announce their upcoming "Peyton vs. Cam 2025 World Tour," encouraging listeners to join their live shows for extended content and interactions with "Dr. P."
They also reiterate ongoing promotions for sponsors like Huel, BetterHelp, Rocket Money, and True Classic, seamlessly integrating advertisements within their content.
Episode 163 of the "You Should Know Podcast" is a rollercoaster of humor, personal stories, and engaging debates. Peyton Harden and Cameron Kennedy deliver their trademark banter, making the episode both entertaining and relatable. From awkward WWE encounters to deep dives into anxiety and playful cultural quizzes, listeners are treated to a rich and dynamic conversation that underscores the value of friendship and authenticity.
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