CALLING OUT OTHER PODCASTS! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast: "CALLING OUT OTHER PODCASTS!"

Episode 223 | June 29, 2026
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Theme: A hilarious, off-the-rails episode covering global culture shock during the FIFA World Cup in the U.S., relationship debates, chaotic personal confessions, and a tongue-in-cheek challenge to rival podcasts.

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into cultural quirks noticed during the World Cup, pokes fun at the American lifestyle through the eyes of visitors, and explores deep—and often absurd—conversations about relationships, life choices, and personal habits. The show crescendos with a playful "call out" to other major podcasts, challenging them head-to-head in basketball and more. All of it is delivered in Peyton & Cam’s signature, raw, best-friends-roasting-each-other style.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Segments

1. World Cup Culture Shock and America’s Oddities

[03:00 – 13:00]

• Foreigners Experiencing America:
  The hosts recount viral videos of international fans in Dallas, Miami, etc., marveling at everyday U.S. comforts like air conditioning, Texas barbecue, Walmart, and free refills.
  • Memorable moment:
    Cam: “They think Walmart is like the Taj Mahal. He said, ‘I can get milk, bread, and a rifle all in one store. Now I understand America.’” [06:09]
  • General amazement from foreigners at American portion sizes, drive-thrus, and the prevalence of air conditioning.
    • Peyton: "I didn't know they don't have air conditioning over in other places." [05:34]
  • Peyton sends a voice note to a UK friend ("James from Gigs") to confirm whether British people truly live without AC—and they do, except in venues and hotels.

2. Dine-in Movie Theaters: Love It or Hate It?

[19:41 – 26:31]

• Peyton's Hot Take: He absolutely hates dine-in movie theaters.
  • “Stop talking to me during the movie. ...The waitresses... come up to you... and disturb the buildup of the movie.” [21:25]
• Cam’s Counter: See’s dine-in as a peak American innovation.
• Experimenting with functional upgrades: “If I'm in a button, it should pop up under the seat. My car drives itself, but I can't get a popcorn from my seat?” [24:33]

3. Debate: Does Being a Good Person Make You Sexy?

[13:39 – 17:59]

• Cam’s Confession: Finds his wife's nurturing side and good deeds physically attractive.
  • “When someone’s heart shines through and they’re being a good person, like a good human being. It’s sexy.” [14:49]
• Peyton’s Rebuttal: Sees a distinction between emotional and sexual attraction.
  • “Being a good person does not elicit the feeling of sexy.” [14:16]
• Audience Cue: The hosts predict lively debate in the comments.

4. International AC Update

[26:31 – 28:28]

• James from Gigs confirms via voice note: In the UK, homes generally don’t have AC—only commercial venues do.
  • Cam: “Your most cherished spot, your home, hot as hell. That is beyond me.” [28:02]

5. Personal Quirks: Food & Hygiene Habits

[29:37 – 56:46]

• Microwaving Mayhem:
  Cam roasts Peyton for nuking meal prep containers until plastic melts into the food.
  • “You did three and a half minutes. You’re eating fire. ...You like nuking your food so much for the microplastic to blend into your food so you can audibly hear a [sizzle] and then you eat the plastic.” [33:38 – 33:51]
• Shower Routines (Way Too Much Info):
  The hosts debate the right way to enter and wash in the shower, and spiral into graphic discussions about body hair grooming, landing strips, and bush maintenance.
  • Peyton: “90% of my shower is I’m spreading my butt cheeks open and getting water in between. That’s where I live my life.” [53:31]
  • Cam: “Landing strip was a one time thing. Baldi was like a two time thing. I live in that, like, five o'clock shadow for the...” [56:36]

6. Juneteenth, Race, & Family Banter

[34:08 – 38:13]

• A playful, awkward exchange where Cam tries to wish “Happy Juneteenth” in a PC way.
  • “Happy Juneteenth to my fellow African Americans. ...Well, not fellow, because you’re not.” – Peyton [36:15]
• History lesson snippets and jokes about cultural traditions, with Cam nervously over-explaining.

7. 'Call-Outs' and Podcast Challenge

[78:00 – 86:59]

• Podcasts Named & Shaded:
  The YSK hosts playfully rate their chances against other major podcasts in basketball (and elsewhere)—including Gigs, The Escape Pod (Andrew, Hat Guy), Impaulsive (Logan Paul, Mike Majlak), and Basement Yard (Joe, Frank).
  • “YSK is better at basketball than any other podcast… that’s irrefutable.” [78:51]
  • “Love them. Good guys. Fantastic, hilarious, short kings. …Those guys can’t be above 5’5” [78:59]
• Scores Predicted:
  Self-praise and comic bravado throughout, with predictions like “11–2, easy. Slight work.”
• Charity Tournament Idea:
  Peyton suggests all the major pods do a 2-on-2 basketball tournament for charity.

8. Relationship Question: Would You Trade Sex for Massive Money?

[67:50 – 77:32]

• “Would you take $5 million right now, but you can never have sex or climax again?” – Peyton [67:54]
• Cam adamantly rejects the money:
  • “There’s no monetary value that you could put on me having sex.” [68:25]
• Peyton:
  • “$5 million, I don’t need it anymore. …Cut my [expletive] off.” [69:35]
  • “I would take no climax for $5 million ever again.” [70:28]
• Cam believes intimacy is spiritually invaluable, Peyton deadpans that other hobbies (like anime) could fill the void.

9. Relationship & Family Roasts

[43:14 – 50:06]

• Both hosts roast their partners’ "dumb moments," including confusing time zones and sparkling water.
• Cam: “Sometimes you are, you’re stupid. And it, and that’s so… like, it’s mean to say.” [48:05]

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On AC/World Cup:
  “Slap Ya Mama would absolutely get rid of a third of the English people if you have never ever experienced seasoning like that.” – Cam [05:48]

• On Dine-In Cinemas:
  “A dine in movie theater is the most annoying thing in the world.” – Peyton [20:21]
  “Can I recommend something to you? Silence.” – Cam [22:18]

• On Relationship Attraction:
  “When she’s around the house… she’s holding the fort down, she’s a good mom—hot.” – Cam [14:49]
  “Being a good person does not elicit the feeling of sexy.” – Peyton [14:16]

• On Personal Hygiene:
  “If you have a landing strip as a man… you either have your eyebrow pierced or a gauge. Like, you cannot just be a nine-to-fiver like that.” – Peyton [56:00]

• Podcast Basketball Braggadocio:
  “You already know—we clear all of them!” – Cam [86:43]

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Timestamps for Reference

• FIFA/World Cup, Cultural Differences: 03:00 – 13:00
• Dine-in Movie Theaters Debate: 19:41 – 26:31
• Personal Habits, Hygiene, Leftovers: 29:37 – 56:46
• Sexy = Good Person? Relationship Chat: 13:39 – 17:59
• AC in the UK Explained: 26:31 – 28:28
• Roasting Significant Others: 43:14 – 50:06
• High-value Coitus—Money or Sex Debate: 67:50 – 77:32
• Podcast vs. Podcast (Basketball): 78:00 – 86:59

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, brutally honest, fast-talking best friend banter
• Full of pop culture references, inside jokes, and real-life anecdotes
• Zero filter when it comes to bodily functions, relationships, or self-deprecation

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For anyone new: This episode is a riotous ride through cross-cultural quirks, relationship TMI, and endless ribbing—culminating in a funny, self-confident podcast showdown. If you like your podcasts raw, wild, and full of “did-they-just-say-that?” moments, this episode delivers.

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It's Peyton and Cam from the youe Should Know podcast. Did you know you can watch the you Should Know podcast on Spotify?

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[A]

The you Should Know podcast. Hey everybody. Welcome back to you should know podcast episode 223. We got co host Cam back in the studio. Congrats. I mean, that monkey is poking.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

That monkey came out pissing day for

[B]

a point in it. What? Josie, Outer door breaks into the breaking third. The opening third. It's a go go. Oh, dear Blotty Dave, I got my hands on a little piece of Texas barbecue, and it's a brilliant sighting out here. It's quite hot outside. You go inside to Winty Willy Chilly wonderland.

[A]

I don't speak English, but I'm excited.

[B]

I don't speaking English, but. But I'm excited that happened in our city.

[A]

You can't tell interviews. We've been super into the World cup recently.

[B]

The World cup is a fever, man. It's like a good, fat little tick that just bite you and you get infected.

[A]

Dude, World cup is in the United States.

[B]

Unbelievable.

[A]

It's actually down the street from us in Dallas.

[B]

Right there.

[A]

It's 20 minutes that way, that way, this way, that way. Oh, dude. Have you been seeing all the foreigners?

[B]

Oh, dude, it's my favorite part about it. Oh, it. Honestly, it makes you. It makes people understand how lit America is.

[A]

Like, vaguely. Yes.

[B]

Vaguely, yes. Like, all the interviews, they're like, oh, yeah, we thought everyone. Well, they're like, yeah, I can't even lie. We thought everyone over here was fat, ugly, stupid. And we thought we won't have safety. And he's like, I'm in Miami. He goes, I've seen number six packs and cigars. It's a beautiful day.

[A]

Yeah, bro.

[B]

And I'm like, bro. Like, it's, It's. It's so cool seeing just a mass, mass influx of people, like, experiencing America.

[A]

So a lot. If you don't know, we're talking about FIFA. World cup is a soccer thing that's in America.

[B]

World cup is click off field.

[A]

Basically the whole world, like, every country representing their own country is playing here in North America for the World Cup. And so that means everybody from across the world is here in America. And a lot of people are experiencing America for the first time. And a whole algorithm on TikTok Instagram has been people experiencing America for the first time. What is some of your favorite things you've seen, like, people experience for the first time?

[B]

French guy, he's here in Dallas. He literally said. He was like, good evening. He was like. He's like, we need to stop saying Viva la France and say Viva la Merrike. I just had a Texas barbecue for the first time, and it's the greatest moment in my life. And I am married with two children. He was like, this nigga said. He said, oh, but people say La France has such good food with a croissant. We have a dead. He said, I would trade my left

[A]

croissant for more barbecue.

[B]

It is. They're fascinated by the food, dude.

[A]

No, they're fascinated by the most simple things we have over here that we. I didn't know weren't universal because we're about to go overseas for the first time for our tour. You should know studios.com. we're on tour right now, actually, we're going overseas. But I was. I would expect this to. Watch that. Do y' all smell toast? Watch that. There's a fire hydrant and the dog's barking.

[B]

I see fleas.

[A]

So. Wow. I thought this would be happening overseas whenever we go over there, but it's just an American thing like air conditioning,

[B]

that it's starting to scare me. Can I be honest?

[A]

I didn't know they don't have air conditioning over in other places.

[B]

England, too. Like, Brits are talking about air conditioning.

[A]

And I'm like, yes, bro. I saw it.

[B]

I thought y' all were like, like A. The 1.0 of us.

[A]

We just evolved. I thought it was just us, but great.

[B]

Yeah. I'm like, I saw y' all had no seasonings. You've never seen Lowry's got. God. Slap. Your mama would cause cancer in England. Slap. Your ma would absolutely get rid of a third of the English people. If you have never, ever experienced seasoning like that.

[A]

If you put gumbo in England right now, there would be like a. There would be, like, polio. It would take over.

[B]

Bubonic plague. It'd be. It'd be insane. But it's kind of scary because I'm like, they're. You said it perfect. The littlest of things. They think Walmart. They think Walmart is like. Is the Taj Mahal. I watched a video. He said, this is unbelievable. He's like, I can get milk, bread, and a rifle all in one store. He goes, now I understand America. Yeah. It's like. And Walmart is something. We're just like, I guess, let's go to Walmart.

[A]

A lot of people don't want to go into Walmart. Like, we do not want to go in.

[B]

Don't want to go. It's like, oh, it's a hassle. And they're like, this is. This is stupid pissing Dan. Oh, my bollocks, dude.

[A]

They were like, so. They were so enamored by air conditioning. This guy was like, I don't know if you know this. But right now, it's pissing hot outside. I mean, I'm sweating my nose nuts. It's just stuck to my leg. But I walk inside this building, chili hot. And he was walking in and out of the building. He goes, hot, chili, hot, hot, chilly.

[B]

Because you sit inside winter wonderland. He goes outside, Sahara. It's like. It's like, bro, it is so. It is cool. And they're funny because they're so. Dude, so emotional.

[A]

You know what I'm gonna do right now is hit up James from gigs, and I'm gonna text him and ask him, hey, do you know what AC is?

[B]

Do that. Look, if he. I mean, he has to, but if they don't have it, that. Like, that. That's insanity, dude.

[A]

And another thing that I didn't think was crazy was free refills.

[B]

Oh. Oh, my. They think free. They do. They think free refills. And then, like, chips. Like, chips and salsa on a table that they're astonished.

[A]

Dude. Yeah, let me send this. Let me send this voice memo to James. Hello, bruv. Sorry. We're recording right now, and we're talking about how on TikTok, we keep seeing a bunch of people experiencing America for the first time from England. And is it true y' all don't have AC over there? Because we're about to go over there, and if there's no ac, I'm canceling those shows.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, that's unbelievable, James. That's unbelievable.

[A]

So let me know.

[B]

Pissing day.

[A]

All right. Oh, my God. I kind of just slid his dance

[B]

shake that monkey. Oh, I could have said anything else.

[A]

Oh, I forgot. He's probably asleep because it's different time over there.

[B]

It's not too bad.

[A]

It's like.

[B]

It's like. Well, it's like seven or eight hours ahead.

[A]

I always assume Jake James doesn't like my Instagram post because it's a different time zone, and he doesn't. It doesn't hit his algorithms.

[B]

So let's just see. Oh, he sees it. He's like.

[A]

But, yeah, it's so funny, dude. I mean, this is going to be super localized. So I'm sorry for our international audience, but you'll understand how crazy this is. So there was a game at the AT T Stadium, which is here in Arlington.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So there was this English guy because England played in our in at the AT&T Stadium. He was like. He was a massive stadium. He was like, this is insane. He was like, all right. Taking a trolley or a taxi cab would take too Long because it's a long line. So I'm just gonna walk back to my hotel in grand prairie. You know, y' all don't understand if you're not from Texas how insane that was. And he documented his walk from Arlington to grand prairie.

[B]

I'm gonna get the stats on that. Oh my God.

[A]

You don't understand how. And he was like. He was like, I just stopped at a quick trip. And he was like, I got me a powerade. Zero crazy. They have sweets in there.

[B]

That's a. That is a. That is a six and a half mile walk. That is 18 minutes via car.

[A]

But no, it's not even. That is crazy to do a multiple hour walk in the middle of the day. To do in the middle of the Texas day. And if you don't know Arlington and Grand prairie, that middle ground is not the safest.

[B]

You just simply touch walk. You don't know. It could be further because hotel, the stadium, whatever. You just touch walk. Three and a half hour walk.

[A]

Insane. It's like an 18 minute drive.

[B]

Three and a half hours. I'm gonna just walk back to grand prairie.

[A]

And I swear to God, he documented the whole thing. And he was like, it's all right. I thought this walk could be bad. But this sidewalk's right here. Oops. Sidewalk ends just on some grass. He's in the hood.

[B]

He's like.

[A]

He's like just walking on some grass.

[B]

He's like, stop six.

[A]

Like, oh, this mother ends up, bro. He ends up on like it like the over part of like the toll road. Like, which I'm assuming is like 75. He's like over it. And he's like, lot of traffic down there. I'm have to end up down there. He goes, don't see a sidewalk. But this extra road. This mother was walking on the side of the toll road.

[B]

Oh, no, dude, no, no. That's when like you. If you're that close to vehicles. Yeah. Flying past you, you should know you're in the wrong.

[A]

And they don't have cars that go that fast over there, I'm assuming. I. I don't think they have 75 mile per there, do they?

[B]

Do they not?

[A]

I don't think so. I know in Germany they have the autobahn.

[B]

What is the autobahn?

[A]

You don't know what the autobahn is?

[B]

No. What is it? A car.

[A]

Lots of German in high school. Darth Clue.

[B]

Darf. Let me try that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Darf itch us clo.

[A]

Darth's itch. Alf's clo.

[B]

Darth's itch. Ausclo.

[A]

I think so. It's been a while since I've taken it.

[B]

What does that mean?

[A]

Can I go to the bathroom? You'd. Because I used to always go to pee during German class. I would make out with a girl by B Hole and so you can't ask to just go to the bathroom. You wanted to ask, you had to say Darth. Ishaps close. And bro, I was in that Darv ishops clone cuz I was like, hey, Amos. Fanninsteel. Darfish. Clo. I'm out of here. Don't smell my hand when I come back.

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You go doorfish off's clothes. I'm gonna go to the back of the hallway DJ a bit. You gotta work on my new mixtape coming up, vegan style.

[A]

Ah.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

No.

[B]

Oh, dude. But the tour is beautiful. It's.

[A]

It's great. Welcome to America. Great country, poor management. I mean, we're. We're. We're working things out.

[B]

I mean, hell, it's. Yeah.

[A]

Great country, poor management, man.

[B]

We gotta. Hey, hey. We're like, everybody. No one. We're not perfect.

[A]

We're nowhere near perfect.

[B]

But I love y'.

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All.

[B]

When.

[A]

But I do. I do love to see everybody, like, from Brazil and, like, all these places coming in, like, enjoying our. What we. The good things we have.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

You can't do that. I don't know if you can do the accent.

[B]

I won't do that. I don't know English, but I am excited.

[A]

It's the best, dude. I love seeing people just happy, dude.

[B]

Yeah, it's so good.

[A]

So good. Dude.

[B]

I would cried the other day at a video. Why? A World cup video. A soccer video. Brought me to tears.

[A]

What? Did somebody. What happened?

[B]

Two. Two Colombians leaving Colombia to come to the States because Columbia's in the World cup.

[A]

Yeah. And 100 they are.

[B]

The dad was what? They're at an airport. His mom, dad, kid. The dad's in there. He's like, all right, I love y' all so much. Like, thank you. Hold it down for your mom while I'm gone. Whatever. And then he's like, okay, dad, I love you. And then his mom just pulls, like, rolls another suitcase and goes, that's for you, Poppy. You're going with your dad. And they surprise him.

[A]

He got to go with his dad.

[B]

The dad and the son hug, they both start crying. And I literally look in my rear view. This is in traffic. Mind you. I'm on a highway.

[A]

People should Be watching videos.

[B]

Oh, it's bumper to bumper. Someone, I mean, shouldn't do it. Regardless. Yeah. Regards. But I'm on a highway, right? And I look at my rear view tears.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. You've changed, bro. You're.

[B]

My heart got softened.

[A]

No, no, no, no. He's. Cam's are really strange now. The other day, I swear to God, Cam said this to me the other day. Cam said, bro,

[B]

what did I say?

[A]

He goes, dude, like, I just love. He said, Isn't. Is it When a woman is just being a good person, Isn't that just so sexy, Dude?

[B]

Okay, you're. You are going to be surprised. You're gonna be surprised at the comments. When someone's heart shines through and they're being a good person, like a good human being. It's sexy.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

You don't. You haven't experienced it yet. You mean it?

[A]

My girlfriend's the nicest person. I think we were talking about my girlfriend.

[B]

If you. Okay, now let's get.

[A]

No, but you asked me, do you think that's sexy?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Calling my girlfriend sex. Yes, but.

[B]

And you're like. That doesn't even correlate. What do you mean, no?

[A]

Being a good person does not elicit the feeling of sexy.

[B]

You didn't eat, bro.

[A]

You're tripping.

[B]

You're not in tune with your chakra, dog. You're not in tune with your chakra.

[A]

Say Liv, dude. So say y' all are driving in traffic. Liv's driving, and she hands a homeless man $20. You're just like, oh, oh, yeah. That's what you get right there.

[B]

I'd be like, that's my 20. I go, give me that back. You know that's not yours. You don't get money in cash. Give my 20. Get, get. Go get it from that man now. Handing off homeless 20. No, sir, that's not.

[A]

That's being a good person.

[B]

That's not getting it up. I'm talking about. I also said, when she's a good mom.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When she's around the house, she's holding the fort down. She's a good mom. Is hot.

[A]

That turns you on.

[B]

Yes. Physically physical arousal. Yes. Now I, I, I do.

[A]

That cannot compute in my brain.

[B]

You being good mom makes me want to play tigers. Easy set in stone. Done. I go, holy. That was a good feed. Oh, my God. You got down on all fours. You played with Malachi. Oh, Danny, go in the background. Let's have.

[A]

I never want to get to that point of life. Let me Say that right now. I do not want to get to that point of life.

[B]

Yes, you do.

[A]

No, I don't.

[B]

It's euphoric.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

I know what our can create. No, but I'm two humans in front of you. I made that via. Yeah, she takes care of those. I want to take care of her.

[A]

Oh. Oh, wow. Okay. But. Okay, so my girlfriend is really sweet, like, a really good person.

[B]

Fantastic.

[A]

Like, too good of a person almost.

[B]

Yeah. The fact, dude, no, honestly, you know, so you don't show her enough love. You don't show her.

[A]

No, I don't. But I'm saying, like. So she came back, she went to Live's families.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

This weekend. And everybody was raving to me how good of a girl I have. Like, how sweet she is. And then Cam was like, doesn't that turn you on?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, you creep.

[B]

That's so nuts.

[A]

Turn me on.

[B]

Okay, first off, it's your girl, your partner.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Second off. Hey, just because. Oh, dude. Oh, you. Oh, my God. You fickle, superficial son of a.

[A]

How.

[B]

Oh, you're like, I'm not getting turned on unless I'm seeing nipple head latch in a bonka downstairs. You can feel stuff from the inside. Hey, emotions turn them on.

[A]

I think the problem is sexy. Sexy isn't the word.

[B]

You don't. You like.

[A]

It could make me more, like, emotionally attracted. Like, the emotional bond can grow, but sexy, no.

[B]

Yes. Which turns to sexy.

[A]

No, it doesn't.

[B]

If lives a great person. That's. That's half the reason you fall in love with somebody.

[A]

Falling in love doesn't mean sexy. I could fall in love with somebody,

[B]

fall in love with someone to look at them, give him handshakes for 40 years.

[A]

Oh, dude, I fall in love some fours. Oh, yeah, dude, I've met some. Oh, dude. Yeah. I fall in love with some absolute nukes. Are you crazy? So mean, bro. No wonder we don't have a large woman on this. Shout out to all the YSK girlies.

[B]

Man, you are tripping. You're gonna be by the comments.

[A]

In the comments right now.

[B]

It's the same. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is the point. This. This circles it back. This brings it home.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

For me, when I see my wife being nurturing, being an amazing woman and being a great person. Sexy, right?

[A]

Sure.

[B]

What do women say about men?

[A]

What do they say?

[B]

Oh, if he can just. If the light bulb goes out, the fridge breaks, he just gets up off the couch and fixes it with his bare hands. Oh, I want to throw that moose on him.

[A]

I don't know how to make anything, so I've never experienced.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Well, you know what my girl said. No, no, I kind of do agree with you. My girl did say to me the other day, well, she randomly.

[B]

She's feeding for it. And you're just like, oh, winga, winga. That's all you. Go, winga, winga. That's all you. You're so. Oh, take clothes off, Winkle Winga.

[A]

No, this is the thing. She just randomly sent me a video of me bringing the trash can to the inside. And I was like, first of all, why were you recording that? Second off, where were you?

[B]

Like, when she's a sniper's nest, she's like.

[A]

And I said, why were you recording that? She goes, it's you taking out the trash. Really just did something for me.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

That I was like. I was like, me having fingers. Yeah.

[B]

Like that's just inside your own home. And that's not me. So it has nothing to do with. Oh, you're changing. Oh, he's no man. And nasty. Fuck you.

[A]

I'm just your own girl. Impressive. You. You. You censored yourself kind of.

[B]

I think it's still probably picked up. These are good mics. I'm telling you. You're not there yet.

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[B]

It's all right.

[A]

I have a hot take.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Because I went to go see Toy Story this last weekend. I went to go see. I'm not gonna review it yet. Maybe save that for the escape pod. By the way, I'm gonna talk about them later in the episode. Oh, yeah, I'm talking about all y' all podcasts later in the episode. Stay tuned for that. I have a hot take about dine in movie theaters. Like, I pick and stuff like that.

[B]

Oh, my God. You better watch your tongue.

[A]

I absolutely hate dine in movie theaters, dud. Absolutely hate it.

[B]

Can I. Can I give you a fair, let's call it Broadway theater representation of what you're gonna do after that statement? What? Yep. Lights up.

[A]

Oh, sharp.

[B]

Steep.

[A]

Tape.

[B]

Oops. Straight to hell. Here we go. You're going to hell, dude.

[A]

They're so annoying. A dine in movie theater is the most annoying thing in the world.

[B]

A dine in movie theater is quite literally such a beautiful innovation. They said movies are incredible.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We have the screens, we have the sounds. What do people do typically before a movie or after? We eat dinner. So we're gonna monopolize this industry, and we're gonna get some nice chefs and we're gonna put it together. That's.

[A]

Let me.

[B]

Let me tell you literally, the American

[A]

first, I'll give my. I'll give my reasons, and then you can rebuttal. First of all, I want control of when I get my popcorn. First thing first. I control when I get my popcorn, when I get my drink.

[B]

Okay. That's the most. That's the most sissy. Continue.

[A]

No, cuz I was sitting in the dine in movie theater. I was sitting down. And the reason I got the dine in movie theater is because I was tired of going to, like, the big public, like, yes. Booth. There's people talk too much. People want to take pictures of me. I don't want it.

[B]

I want it.

[A]

I'm sacred about my theater experience. Like, I love movies.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And so I was sitting there and first of all, let's go back. Let's go back. Stop talking to me during the movie.

[B]

Oh, dude.

[A]

Stop talking to me during the movie. The waitresses or waiters that come up to you and dine in movie theaters when I'm literally, I'M in the building buildup of this movie. I'm trying to understand, like, the. The characters here. And this comes up to me, squats down right by me.

[B]

Yes, she does.

[A]

Excuse me.

[B]

Hey, hey, hey.

[A]

What's cooking, good looking? Can I. What you want for the menu? And I go, huh? And she goes, I'm trying to watch what Woody's talking about. My. My guy is bald. And now I'm trying to understand. She squats. Hey, hey.

[B]

They do.

[A]

What can I get for you? And I was like. She was like, menu's right there. I have to grab a menu.

[B]

Yeah. And she.

[A]

I was like, I can't see it. She has the nerve to go, got you right here. I got you.

[B]

I got you.

[A]

Can you see it? What are you looking at? What you want right there? Can I recommend something for you?

[B]

Yeah, let me recommend something to you. Silence.

[A]

Yeah. She's like, can I recommend? She's like, the Brussels sprouts are amazing.

[B]

Oh, no, dude. Yeah. No, her.

[A]

Genuinely.

[B]

Brussels sprouts.

[A]

No. She starts giving me an in depth thing of what she likes, the seer of certain things. You shut up.

[B]

I would have touched her lip.

[A]

And then. So I go, I go, large popcorn, Diego, Large popcorn. And I'm not looking at her, so she knows to shut the up. I'm not looking at her, so I'm looking at theater. I go, I go, large popcorn. Diet Coke. Gone. Go, go. Sir, you don't get anything like, sorry. You don't get to like, if you didn't, you should have been quicker.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

I don't know. Tell you. So I'm 45 minutes into this movie, okay? I have no Bev, no popcorn.

[B]

That's a bad experience. Chalk it up. Is a bad experience. You had a bad experience.

[A]

You know what?

[B]

Don't judge a book. Don't judge one. There's always a rotten apple when I

[A]

go to the theater. Movie. That should be. That should be. That should be. That should be beginning. Like, I should be able to grab those two things if I want to order filet migon or some onion tartar. So whatever they're trying to serve inside of a movie theater, that's whenever you get it after. When I walk into a theater, there should be a concession stand with a fat behind it where I can order my popcorn in my Diet Coke. And I could take that. That's an appetite. I want to take that to my seat. And then I want a button on my seat that says, don't come to me. I want to watch my movie theater. And Then. And then I hear, for an hour and 45, surround me talking to everybody. Dine in. Movie theaters are the worst thing ever. If you're trying to actually enjoy cinema, it's not the place to go.

[B]

Oh, okay. That is. I mean, that is incredible. And you clearly had a terrible experience. First off, I'm gonna chalk it up user error. You had to have got there late because there's no way she should be taking your order 45 minutes in. It's either bad experience or.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. Three things.

[B]

Bad experience, you got there late, or your fat toes.

[A]

No, she came to me at the beginning, right when we sat down. She's like, hey, I'm be your server. And if there's there anything, like, start off with, I'm my first time here. Sorry, let me. Give me a second. I'm here during the previews. She didn't come back to me for 45 minutes. I'm hitting the call button. You know, they should have. You know, they should have. Honestly, it's 2026.

[B]

Yeah, I know what you said.

[A]

If I'm in a button, it should pop up under the seat. Okay? It should come like this, right in that middle console right there. I mean, my car could drive itself to Idaho right now. I was. And I can't get a popcorn popped up from my seat. You.

[B]

Oh, you want a popcorn? Yes. I thought you were talking about a menu. I thought you were talking about. You hit the thing, a menu shoots up. You could put your order in.

[A]

That would be good, too.

[B]

That'd be nice, too, with like a coming out of the arm. That's just extra money. Let's call a spade a spade. They need a QR code.

[A]

You're charging me an arm and a leg to get a God corn.

[B]

Hey, the food, though, is fantastic. And you eat that. Exactly. Cause you're prissy. You know what you need to do? Hey, build your own theater. You have one at the house. Rent the movies. Buy the movies, and you'll be good.

[A]

No, what I honestly did, I looked into. Because I'm going to a movie tonight, I looked into. And so what I'm trying to do is basically, I'm trying to find the

[B]

perfect filter down the perfect experience for

[A]

you before Spider man comes out. So that's what I'm working towards. Spider Man. Because if somebody ruins my God, Spider man experience, like, if I go to Cinemark and I hear some kids start being like, Fruit Loops. Fruit Loops. They're gonna never watch the podcast again. Because I swear to God, what I say to them is gonna hurt their feelings. Or if I'm at a one of those dining theaters and this and she squats in front of me asking my order, she's oh, she's getting booted.

[B]

Yeah, straight to the chair. Oh, she's gonna pierce listeners. She's getting a Pierce Lister double hard red light stomp.

[A]

So actually in the comments below, any DFW movie theater recommendations, put those in the comment.

[B]

Dude, you have to hear me out. You have to try it one more time. You have to try it one more time. Not necessarily that one. Go to another. Dine in.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It is lit. Get there on time at the previews, put your whole order in during the previews and you'll be good, bro. You will be. It's so imagine because we get a popcorn, me and Liv still get a popcorn and a drink and then I get a 12 inch glizzy. That comes out 12 inches.

[A]

If you're eating 12 inch glizzies during a movie theater, dude, you're going to hell.

[B]

That's literally my exact order. The last three times I've been to

[A]

a dynamic eating a foot long. I get a large popcorn, we get

[B]

a large Coke Zero and we share. I get a foot long hot dog and I absolutely gobble it. It is incredible every time. It is so.

[A]

So I have an update real quick. James responded.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

Let's see. He sent the voice note. Let's see.

[B]

Oh, bro. Yeah, you guys are in for a treat. Okay? I'm gonna be dead serious with you. Okay, cool. So in hotels and venues and you're gonna be fine. Restaurants, fine. There's AC in houses, there's no ac. So if you're gonna go be visiting people, you're gonna struggle. But for all the places you guys are going to be, there's going to be ac. But yeah, in our homes we don't have it. And it's. It's miserable. Get out. Leave.

[A]

English alien has to smell like a swamp. England has to smell like a swamp.

[B]

Oh, they got. Every man has a striking case of femunda. They all got fermunda cheese. That is. Oh, James, you don't smell good, brother. No, he has aftermarket smell. It has to be. If he does, imagine going to sleep. It's 80 degrees. You have to smell like aftermarket third party scents.

[A]

Gigs is titled Gigs because what it smells like in there,

[B]

dude, there's no way. There's no way. Oh my God. This is not real. Like, are they in 2026 with us? Like, that's the part I don't understand.

[A]

Like, why do you not have air conditioning? Like literally why?

[B]

And no, no, the more part. How do you have it in half the spot? Like you're clearly capable.

[A]

It's like at work you can. At movie theaters, you can.

[B]

If you leave your town, you go to hotel, you'll be good. If you go to a venue for an event entertainment, you're good.

[A]

But if you live here, you're gonna be miserable.

[B]

Your most cherished spot, your home, hot as hell. Hot as hell. That is. That is beyond me. That makes no sense. Genuinely, how do you have it in half the places, not the other?

[A]

Yeah, that is.

[B]

That is just stupid.

[A]

That's bad.

[B]

That doesn't make any sense.

[A]

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[B]

Okay, hold on. No, no, cuz I was about to get into this off the food.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Something that is equally as bad is I have noticed something about you that is absolutely barbaric and you've done it the last two days in a row and it, it. I just can't. I cannot hold it back.

[A]

Is it cuz I'm wearing makeup?

[B]

I already knew you were make. You've been putting makeup on last two days.

[A]

I have Makeup on right now. Yeah.

[B]

No, you don't.

[A]

So, yeah, it's right here and right here. I have two pimples. I have to cover them up for the camera. It's a pre tour stress. That's what it is. So I break out when I'm stressed, and I didn't want people to think I was gross, so I put makeup on.

[B]

It's concealed. God bless your soul. No, it's about you and eating food.

[A]

What do I do when I eat food?

[B]

Dude, when it comes to leftovers or meal prep, you are absolutely animalistic and barbaric with your food.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

We were in the studio. I physically watched you for your lunch. I physically watched you put your meal prep into the microwave. Yeah. First off, you didn't crack the lid. And it says to crack the lid. You did not crack the lid. You put it in the microwave and you hit three minutes.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then plus 30 seconds.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And I said, wow, golly, that seems like a long time, man. Seems so long. And I was sitting there, I had an entire. I had an entire beverage. And the whole time your food was getting ready, I'm just like, good God almighty. Then you take it out. It's steaming. It is literally on fire. We need a fire extinguisher. You're walking it back to your desk. It was like, you go and sit down, and your first bite was immediate, like an idiot.

[A]

And you literally go.

[B]

Very hot. And I'm just like, ah. Holy. So then what I didn't tell you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Was after you suffered for no reason, ate magma, you threw it away.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

When you went to poop the second time, he pooped in one day.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I was a really poopy guy.

[B]

I went and looked at the thing.

[A]

Am I poop?

[B]

I would never in a million years. You know, I went and looked at the container after you threw it away.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Do you know that that container says you should heat this up for 90 seconds? You.

[A]

I don't know what that converts to.

[B]

A minute and a half. You did three and a half minutes. You're eating fire. Like you. You burned the out of it. But then I've also seen you on the opposite side of the spectrum. When you heat it up, you never stir it. You never mix it up. You'll just accept uneven temperatures.

[A]

What do you mean? You're not. How do you mix it up?

[B]

You're seven.

[A]

No understand.

[B]

And I'm seven years old. You are a kid.

[A]

After I cook it or before I cook it?

[B]

After. During. Not before. Before it's cold, hard, right?

[A]

You.

[B]

When you heat it up, you're supposed

[A]

to mix it in the middle of it while it's going to.

[B]

Some of them require it, but at least bare minimum, afterwards. You literally threw it in there. You didn't open it. You didn't break the seal.

[A]

I like the presentation of the meal prep. That's like the main part.

[B]

So you should mix it up so everything can get evenly flavored.

[A]

First of all, it's because I like brownies.

[B]

What? You had honey, asparagus, garlic chicken. What are you talking about, brownies?

[A]

It's cause I grew up liking brownies a lot. That's why I cook my food the way I do.

[B]

Am I having a stroke? What is happening? What does that mean?

[A]

It's because. How does that correlate the corner piece of the brownie? I liked it when it stuck to the pan and it made that noise like that it go. It would come off the pan. And so every.

[B]

Oh, my God, I'm getting hungry.

[A]

And then I would like to chew on the outer edge of the gristle.

[B]

Yeah, that's a good yes.

[A]

And so what does it have to

[B]

do with your garlic honey chicken asparagus?

[A]

Because whenever I heat my meal prep up too long, it starts to blend into the container. Like, the plastic starts to melt into, like, the potatoes. And you'll get that same noise. I'll go. And then I eat it. It kind of tastes like a brownie on the edge.

[B]

I'm gonna have to do crowdsourcing money for your treatments here. In 10 years, you are going to have an uncurable thing if you continue that. You just said on the Internet forever that I like heat nuking my food. So much for the microplastic blend into my food so I can audibly hear a. And then you eat the plastic. Oh, you are. You're not. Dude, you're not real.

[A]

Is that bad?

[B]

That's terrible for you, really. Stop burning your tongue by choice, you weirdo.

[A]

Well, I thought they wouldn't.

[B]

And mix your food.

[A]

I thought they wouldn't put dangerous containers on something that they're telling you to heat it up.

[B]

All right, bro. I mean, you. You are an anomaly. You are an enigma.

[A]

Careful. Whoa. Speaking of enigmas, you know what today is? It's the 29th. You know what 10 days ago was?

[B]

I can't even say it without getting an eye grab. You're like, june, June. Oh, I can't do it. Can't do it.

[A]

You know what, Juneteenth? It's Juneteenth. Juneteenth. Oh, Got something to say.

[B]

Happy Juneteenth, brother. Is that. I don't know the proper thing, though. Cause it's not like a birthday, right?

[A]

It's. Ah.

[B]

We've been down this path.

[A]

We've been down this path. Did you forget what Juneteenth was?

[B]

It was. Oh, man. It's already been a year. Time's incredible. Time is incredible, Juneteenth. This was when the Southern states received the good news. Y' all received saying the good news. That's what it is. Yes, but is that not. That's literally. That's when the Southern states heard through the grapevine.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

They were free.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Right? Yes, Juneteenth. But that's a history lesson brought to you by. Oh, the cabinet. Now, is it more like, do I direct it to you or to all my fellow blacks?

[A]

Look at this right here.

[B]

Right here.

[A]

Your fellow blacks. Here you go. No, you know, fist up in the air. Here we go.

[B]

Okay, this feels a bit ritualistic. Here we go.

[A]

Be allowed for it. Go on.

[B]

Is it a happy or merry situation? Is it like. Merry Juneteenth. There's like a happy, like, congrats.

[A]

Congrats, Jalen.

[B]

Well deserved. Happy June. Happy Juneteenth. Can I say blacks? That's two. That's, like, rough. To my African Americans. But is it all.

[A]

Yeah, go ahead.

[B]

Happy Juneteenth to. Dude, this is incredibly.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

I need a prep. I need to prep real quick. Happy Juneteenth.

[A]

The Juneteenth jingle.

[B]

Happy Juneteenth to my fellow.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

African Americans. Yeah. Is that okay to say? My fellow African. Happy Juneteenth to my fellow African Americans.

[A]

Well, not fellow, because you're not.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Happy Juneteenth to all my African Americans.

[A]

Not yours. They're not yours anymore. That's the point. That's the point. That's opposite of what we did.

[B]

It's like July 19th.

[A]

Yeah. It's like, that's your Fourth of July. You can get that off. But yeah, here we go.

[B]

Happy Juneteenth, African Americans, I absolutely love y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

Your culture, your music, your food, your clothes, your sports.

[A]

Fist up, fist up. I love all of that.

[B]

I did a. I married a black woman.

[A]

Well, okay. Well, doesn't make it right.

[B]

My sons are 1 4th.

[A]

That does it. You gotta stop bringing up fractions with black people.

[B]

That's a bad practice. It was a three fourths.

[A]

Three fifth. Was it better? Mic. Get a mic. Say, I love you. Black people. I love all black. Yeah. No, wait, say it.

[B]

I love you black people. Happy Juneteenth.

[A]

Thank you. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

All right. I thank you for bearing with me through that. Fellow listeners. A lot of possessive talk came out of me.

[A]

It's natural. It's natural. It's, it's, it's all your spirits coming.

[B]

Now. Let's just role play with me. What if I went back four generations and found out my, like, my great, great, great grandfather was like a. Like a, Like a bad. Like a bad.

[A]

Oh, he was. I can't. You saw. You don't have to think he was. If he was white back in that time, he wasn't a slave.

[B]

You never know. But he could have been in New York.

[A]

There are still slaves in New York.

[B]

Oh, there were, but I'm saying there's definitely there's.

[A]

Oh, I mean, it's not a New York.

[B]

A New York master compared to a Alabama. That's a roof.

[A]

Yeah, but both wrong. I think it's lesser. Terribly wrong.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Oh, very much evil.

[A]

But I'm saying.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Are you telling me I should prefer one?

[B]

No, I mean now if we roleplay, if we stick to the concept.

[A]

I don't like that role play.

[B]

I'd much rather be up north. I'd much rather be up north.

[A]

You would Much rather. You'd be fine anywhere you went.

[B]

Well, that's true, but I'm saying if I was.

[A]

Anyway, you know, Gwyneth car. Me and Cam watch Django for the first time. He's like, that would have been me. You know, the guy that was walking with Django everywhere. That's how he watched Django. He brought himself into it. So he was like, but you can't fight like Django. So it wouldn't have been me.

[B]

And you just, you just jogged an insane memory of mine. I watched Django in theaters on release weekend. Yeah. Thinking it was just a, like a sick, you know, Jamie Foxx is on his horse and it's like, it's a sick movie.

[A]

Right?

[B]

When I tell you I thought it

[A]

was a horse movie.

[B]

No, I just thought it was like a western. Like, because in the, in the. When did Django come out first off? We were fairly young.

[A]

2013.

[B]

We were fairly like 14 years old maybe. Like, obviously I'm not, like, I not an idiot. I knew what slavery was at that age. But, like, think from the trailers, I didn't fully grasp that it was a, like slave based movie. So I get in the theater, mind you, I get into the theater I go with my friend Cordae and his. Don't even say yeah. I go with Corday and his sister and his mom.

[A]

Oh, that was awkward.

[B]

I get into this theater, only white person. I am the only white person in a 200 seater capacity IMAX movie theater.

[A]

I'm the only white guy. Watching Jacob on IMAX is crazy. And being the only white guy.

[B]

And mind you, I have braces, a nasty haircut, and I'm wearing like a pink shirt. So I. I mean, it's just not optically good, right?

[A]

Oh, Cameron.

[B]

So I walk in and I'm just like, oh, I'm so ready for Django. I was like,

[A]

whoa.

[B]

I go, I thought you said Straight out of Compton was in theater 16. Oh, no, I watched that movie four times. Let me finish it. I'm sorry. Take it out.

[A]

Here we go. No, you can keep it.

[B]

Okay, so I go in, I watch the movie. Right now I need you to think about how uncomfortable I was as the only white member in the audience of Django at a ripe age of maybe 14 years old.

[A]

Why are we so nervous?

[B]

Every time they said the word, I did not know what to do with my existence. I didn't know, like, should I. Oh, there was some funny times when I said it. I was like, I can't laugh. I cannot laugh. There were some serious times. I was like, yeah, it, dude. He deserves it. Like, I. I did not.

[A]

Who deserves it?

[B]

When he was shooting the white people.

[A]

I thought you said he. Oh, no, that's the reverse. I thought, like, we deserved it, but

[B]

the whole movie, I just kind of felt like eggshells. But then at the end, bro, I was like. I was like, you.

[A]

You're the only one.

[B]

You went. I said, hell of a film. Hell of a film. I said, they did that good. Hell of a. Holy shit. Oscar, Oscar, Oscar. Flower.

[A]

You start high five. And Corday.

[B]

No, I got some high fives at the end of the movie, though.

[A]

Swear to God, that's high five. And after. Django is crazy being the only white person.

[B]

That's not on me. That's not on me. They were giving me high fives. I'm not kidding either. Like, we literally, we were leaving the theater. You know how the, like the floodlights come on so you can kind of see now? Yeah, bro. We were kind of up top.

[A]

This is insane.

[B]

We're making our way down and there's literally people giving me knuckles and they're

[A]

just like, they literally the whitest person I know. They literally like this.

[B]

Appreciate it, bro. I was like, appreciate it. I was like, I just watched him. I paid the same 14. I was like, what do you mean? They're like, bro, hell yeah. And I was like, all right, all right, my brother. I said. I said, hell yeah.

[A]

We'll see you in the Dario looks like he's about to come over here.

[B]

Oh, dude. Wild.

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You should know podcast.

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Oh my God. Okay.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I'm talking about times and I thought, dude, this is the most. This is the most thing I have. Like, these are things I have to deal with at my house.

[A]

Okay. What happened?

[B]

World Cup's happening, right?

[A]

Yes. We're Going through Mexico, usa.

[B]

Mexico, usa. All these teams, right? Australia played a game, okay. I'm talking to Olivia about soccer, right? I'm just kind of giving her an overall rundown. Yeah. And Australia was playing on the tv. Who'd they play first? I don't remember. It doesn't even matter. But they're playing, and it's like, the very beginning of the second half, and I'm like, oh, this game's gonna be good. Olivia literally, literally goes, doesn't it suck?

[A]

And I go, what?

[B]

What? And she goes like, they already know what happened. They already know what happened. And I go, what are you. What in the doctor. What are you talking about?

[A]

Who knows what happened and what happened?

[B]

She goes, in Australia, they already know the outcome. We're just kind of sitting here watching a rerun. And I said, oh, Jesus Christ. I said, what do you possibly mean by that statement?

[A]

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[B]

And she goes, well, aren't they, like, 14? They're, like, 16 hours ahead. They've already seen the game.

[A]

Oh, Jesus Christ. And I. I.

[B]

You can only imagine. I mean, one of my sons are screaming, crying. One's hitting my shin. I'm. I'm heavily overstimulated. And my wife, who's 28 years old and an adult, goes, they already know the result.

[A]

What'd you do?

[B]

I literally said. Said, oh, my God. I said, what'd you say? What the.

[A]

Can I.

[B]

What'd you say?

[A]

I hate the dog pile. I hate the dog pile. And please don't get mad at me when I say this. I'm not. Your wife is dumb. No, I'm not.

[B]

I can't say she has dumb moments.

[A]

No, I love her.

[B]

Not a dumb person. No, she has dumb. Say she has dumb moments.

[A]

She has dumb moments. She's, like, really stupid moments. Like, I. I love your wife. I've known her for a decade. Like, that's family, bro. But she's not. No, because I have a moment to have it with her instantly, too. And I literally, like, I almost pushed your wife over. Like, it made me so upset.

[B]

What happened?

[A]

So I was on the phone with my girlfriend and. Your wife. Yes, they were. They're out eating together.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Right. They were out eating together. I was on the phone, and I hear Liv in the back. I hear your wife in the back. They're ordering, right? Your wife is looking at the menu, and she. Dead. Seriously? She asks my girlfriend. She's looking at the me. She goes, what's. What's sparkling water? Your wife asked that to a human being? Your Wife asked, what is sparkling water?

[B]

I love her, bro.

[A]

No, I love her, too. I love her to camp. But it's getting to a point, man, where concern is starting to set in.

[B]

Like, it was. It was always. Now, this has always been lit. Like, she's always, always been. Not the. Any analogy you want. Not the brightest bul. Oh, the sharpest tool in the shed.

[A]

We know. We knew academics wasn't meant for her,

[B]

but, my God, she started popping out children, man.

[A]

Oh, it's taking.

[B]

Oh, wow. It was the. It was the little wittiness or the lack of plus mom brain now.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

What's sparkling water? Australia already knows the result. Why are we even watching it? Said they already know who won. Why do we get the reruns? I thought they were playing here, and I literally was like. I said, olivia, this is a live. Like, this is happening right now. This is a live sporting event. It. She's like, no, I know, but the time zone. Like, they've already seen it. It's 16 hours ahead. How can they have not. And I go, olivia. And she. She was, like, struggling to grasp it, like, genuinely.

[A]

She goes, why is it bright in here?

[B]

She goes, what the heck? What's a life? I thought the sun was outside.

[A]

No, she.

[B]

Is it raining? I thought it was summer. Oh, God, I love that.

[A]

I love her to death.

[B]

I love that woman.

[A]

I love her to death.

[B]

No, those moments, they pissed me off.

[A]

I heard it.

[B]

It is like a. I heard it.

[A]

And I was like, sir, you're a nurse. You need to check. Like, you need to take.

[B]

Get a CAT scan. Hit it with something, bro. Like, something's got to touch the temporal region. Do something.

[A]

When I heard that, Cam, it took everything in me not to block my girlfriend's number. Like, I was like, I don't even want to be near that. Like, I can't. I can't not handle that.

[B]

And, dude, sometimes we're gonna get really vulnerable.

[A]

Okay, let's do it.

[B]

When me and Liv argue, right? Yeah. Oh, God. I love you, Liv. And whatever. When me and her argue, she'll say some, and then a sentence later, she completely refutes her own point. It completely goes against what she just said. Yeah. So then I go, dude, you like you. I'm not gonna argue. Someone that literally doesn't make sense. I was like, this is foolish. I was like, I don't associate myself with fools, and you're acting like a fool.

[A]

Like, I can't.

[B]

I don't do fool. And she goes, you always talking to me like I'm dumb.

[A]

You go.

[B]

She goes, don't talk to me. It made me feel little. And you talk to me like I'm stupid. One time, bro, I lit. I, I, I physically couldn't do it. He was building up.

[A]

Yeah, I love, I love her to death.

[B]

And I literally was like, live me sometimes you are, you're stupid. And it, and that's so, like, it's mean to say.

[A]

So mean. True, but it's mean.

[B]

It literally fel. I was arguing in like a, like a prank mirror. Like I'm going against myself. And then all of a sudden it swishes sides. I was like like, what the. Am I, am I on ecstasy at

[A]

that point, bro, you just gotta be like, yeah, okay.

[B]

Oh, I tried to. She goes, oh, you're gonna be quiet like a little kid.

[A]

Yep, you're gonna be quiet.

[B]

And I go, yeah. And she goes, that's why you don't even know what we know together when I know it. And I'm just like, oh my God.

[A]

Like, oh, dude, I couldn't deal with that. Oh, it's blur to death.

[B]

No, it's very, it's far and few though.

[A]

I wasn't, you know, it's so funny cuz that, that, that sparkling water thing, I was never going to bring it up because I have respect.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

When you open that flood day. Dude, I had. Dude, she. And I'm not joking sometimes, like I, I'm good storyteller. I can like make a story sound like. That was full on how it happened too.

[B]

Do you, you remember what she did with my mom, right?

[A]

What happened with her?

[B]

My mom went to a restaurant and she literally said it was a Mexican restaurant.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it just had the items like tacos, quesadillas, enchiladas, and they had the prices next.

[A]

Pretty elementary.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And she said what's all on the taco 14?

[A]

Oh yeah.

[B]

It's like, that's my wife. Like I love her to death.

[A]

But she read, she read the name of the of she thought, she thought

[B]

the order was taco number 14.

[A]

And not just taco was $14.

[B]

And I'm like, are you?

[A]

Are you. No, it's bad. No, no. And honestly, you guys start getting her coloring books.

[B]

Oh, she has some. She has about four. She's a good collection.

[A]

You got to get her more. You got to sudoku like my mom. I'm having to get her on that too.

[B]

Oh, Sudoku would break Liv's frontal globe. Dude. Suzuku would put live in a straight jacket. I think It's Sudoku, first off, dude,

[A]

you know, it's funny. All the comments right now are cooking us. Y' all are so rude.

[B]

And me, what's the best person? I. I literally talked about it earlier in this episode when she is such a good person and woman and she's sexy and I love everything.

[A]

Oh, dude, shut up. She's missing something.

[B]

She is. Oh, boy.

[A]

I wanted to keep talking about relationships because I have a question for you.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

How early on in a relationship do you show your flaccid penis?

[B]

Oh, God. Oh, my.

[A]

I thought about that the other day.

[B]

That is a wicked. That's a loaded question. Boy, that's a loaded question.

[A]

Really? How so?

[B]

First thing is grower shower, Right? My personal self. Very much a grower.

[A]

I feel like.

[B]

I feel like grower immediately. Whatever you are comfortable with as a shower, add three months. If you were comfortable showing on day one. If you just. You're a show or penis, it's three months in one day. Now if you're a grower now if you're comfortable with the two month mark, it's now five months as a grower. You don't do that.

[A]

Like, I feel like 90 of 1. 90 of men are growers.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

So I want to say, let's just

[B]

take it from the grower standpoint perspective. And this is a complete. Like, it's not like someone you grew up with and now y' all are trying to date or like, some like you?

[A]

No, no. Just like, complete first time.

[B]

Now you're dating?

[A]

Yes. Like, you're dating.

[B]

Like, no shot.

[A]

Not. Not sexy time, but just like walking around the house. Booty butt. When are you showing the flaccid, man?

[B]

First off, I don't think I. I've been a homeowner for two years now, and my four walls have never seen me fully naked. My art and my canvases and mirrors, they'd never seen me before. Why I don't walk around fully naked.

[A]

It's that bad.

[B]

It's not even necessarily for the meat allegations, but it's more just like, man, I'm just not. I'm not that comfortable in my own skin yet. To just be butt naked.

[A]

You've been with your wife for a decade, bro.

[B]

No, no, it's. It has nothing to. I'm talking proof just for yourself. Oh, no, Peyton, I'm talking about when no one else is in the house.

[A]

No K camera.

[B]

I'm not naked, dude. No, I don't. I walk around my own house when no one is there. This Happened the other day.

[A]

You do not put on a sweater.

[B]

Oh, no sweat. I'm not Winnie the Pooh in it, but I'll be in some draws. And then the other day I went and I dropped. This is 100. This happened like two weeks ago.

[A]

No, no, everyone's gone.

[B]

My mom, my wife and the kids were out because Mylan had a little baby appointment. I'm at the crib by myself. Time to shower. I take off all my clothes. Shower's running. I take off mine underwear. Now I'm butt naked.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Very short journey to the shower, right? I throw it in the. In the dirty clothes hamper. I get to the shower. I don't have a towel. So my towels in the closet down the hall. I. In my own. My house, my life, my body. No one else is here. I know there's no secret cameras. I walk around my own house butt naked like this.

[A]

You do not. You do not palm and walk. You do not palm and waddle. Cameron.

[B]

And I go. I was like, let's shower.

[A]

You start with your head in the shower.

[B]

Are you insane?

[A]

You wash your head first in the shower.

[B]

You. You enter a shower.

[A]

First thing I touch is. My first thing I touch in the shower is my penis.

[B]

I mean, my hands probably. They probably locate down there to the genitalia.

[A]

I don't wash anything before I wash my penis.

[B]

My head is the first thing that the water hits every shower.

[A]

Oh, I've washed my. My head last. I don't even wash really my head.

[B]

But no, no, no. I'm talking about what the water hits is my.

[A]

It's actually my butt.

[B]

You enter showers like this. That's how you get in the shower. You go, see.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Imagine your belly. Imagine your belly button and up is all dry and you're just soaking wet on the dick. You're just like this.

[A]

Yes, it's so. Because if you.

[B]

And you think I'm the lunatic.

[A]

If your legs.

[B]

I'm the weird.

[A]

If your legs are warm, your body gets warm.

[B]

I. I turn on the shower and I walk in like this water's coming down.

[A]

I go, no, that's. That's like a. That will give you shock. You cannot do that.

[B]

Shock is where you thrive.

[A]

I do not like shock. So this. I. 90% of my shower, first of all is I'm spreading my butt cheeks open and I'm getting water in between.

[B]

There.

[A]

That's where I live my life. Right there.

[B]

Oh, choke me.

[A]

I turn into a little beluga. Well, I'm like, oh, my God. And then Whenever I go like this, I'm like. I turn into Kirby. And then once I'm all full, I just blow. And that's where I spend most of my time. My shower. Like, I swear to you, half my showers like this. I'm just like this. My face is completely dry, and I'm just like this. I'm right there with it.

[B]

Can I say something? That was a biblically accurate butt made with your lips. It was biblically accurate.

[A]

And so that's what I'm saying. I'm in. I'm in.

[B]

I've seen that.

[A]

And I'm in the shower and, like, I'm spread open like this until I get enough, and, like, I get full. And so then I'll squirt it out, and then I'll go into my frontal and I'm just in my front end.

[B]

Me, bro.

[A]

And then I'll just look at it like I'm not washing it. I'll just look at it and watch the water drip off of it. And sometimes depend if I have bush or not. I'll just watch my bush collect.

[B]

Dude, I haven't had a bush. Like, I've been so well trimmed in maintenance. I have not had a bush probably since our first year in college. One time, really, the first time I like, fully chopped the bush, it never came back. I never allowed it. It too.

[A]

Do you trim or do you. Yeah, I mean, you go baldy on the bush.

[B]

No, there's. There's sometimes I go. I mean, absolutely. Greg Popovich bald on. On the.

[A]

If you're a grown man going baldy on your crotch, it's crazy. What are you? Are you an actress mattress or a mattress actress? Are you a mattress actress?

[B]

There's one time I gave it the plane, the air landing. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, we already talked about that.

[A]

That's homoerotic.

[B]

And it was.

[A]

That is for sure. That's homo. There's fanfic about your landing strip right now. It's superb. Dude, that is. That is indubitably dumbfounding to hear that you had a landing strip. That is crazy. Like, you don't understand. Like, that's not right. You shouldn't have that. You have two kids. You should not have a landing.

[B]

You know, the worst part is that mother, there's an X, a double XL landing strip. I had that all the way up to the.

[A]

Oh, that was for a cargo place plane. Yeah. No, you connect to your happy trail.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I had that. A Russian tanker plane that some started at the belly button. It went scraggly, scraggly.

[A]

Real happy trail all the way down.

[B]

Pubic, pubic, pubic, pubic right there.

[A]

If you have a landing strip as a man, you either have to have your eyebrow pierced or a gauge like that's. You cannot just be a nine to fiver like that. You cannot do that.

[B]

But yeah, now it's, it's just, it's a pretty calm. Like I do like a, like a.

[A]

Having a baldy on, on the, on the boy as a grown man, that's. That's hard drive worthy.

[B]

That' good though.

[A]

Really? No, that's, that's worth checking your computer search history. That's worth it. Like that's crazy having just having a baldi on above your man. Like be a grown man. Like have a little bit of scruffle on there.

[B]

Landing strip was a one time thing. Baldi was like a two time thing. I live in that, like imagine like a five o' clock shadow for the.

[A]

Oh, I love a five o' clock shadow. I live in a five o' clock shadow.

[B]

I love sometime as soon as my hair starts to curl, I go, well, it's a bit time.

[A]

No, but sometimes, sometimes I'll be like, I'll check myself. Be like, I haven't, you know, taken care of my boy down there. Let's see how far we can go. One time he touched mid chef. One time I was, I was like, dude, I look like Jared Allen down there.

[B]

So good. Okay. Holy.

[A]

I like this like banter back and forth about like, would you do this? Would you do that? Let's do some like old, old fashioned ysk. Would you rather. Do you want to do that? You should know podcast guys, as you know, me and Cam have gotten really into like tcg sports cards.

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Yes, sir.

[A]

And really in like live shopping, like me and Cam will sit there for hours just watching this stuff. It is so fun. And the. Our favorite place to do it is Whatnot.

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[A]

If you don't know what Whatnot is, Whatnot is the number one live stream shopping app. Dude, it is fantastic. We, me and Cam genuinely are on Whatnot.

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Oh my God, it's so fun. It's a live auction app where you can get literally all sorts of things. Street wear, clothes, shoes, collectibles, cards. You want it? You want it, you find it.

[A]

Yeah, dude. With over a hundred, over 100 categories, whatnot has something for literally everyone. They got some super sick features like swiping the bid, chatting, and you can support small businesses and sellers. It's, it's Fantastic. I really love what whatnot is doing.

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Now onto the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast. Good old ysk. Would you rather ysk? Would you rather Marshall Mathers? I'm about to go touch you in the shower. I'm about to collect butt in my wa. No. Hold on. Yeah. Look, look, look.

[B]

I hate my parents.

[A]

I hate my mom.

[B]

I hate my dad.

[A]

Where's my dog?

[B]

He's dead. He's dead.

[A]

He's dead.

[B]

He's dead. We had all the d. A building just.

[A]

Building just blew up or something. That was insane.

[B]

Insane noise. Would you rather unch zilla Would you rather I brought one. Do you have one or is it just me?

[A]

I have one.

[B]

Oh, my God. We have two.

[A]

So let's do two.

[B]

Let's do two.

[A]

You wanna go yours first?

[B]

May the best man win.

[A]

Go yours first. Okay, Daddy.

[B]

Mine's very simple. Timeless debate. Timeless.

[A]

Timeless.

[B]

Timeless.

[A]

Timeless. I'm timeless. Yeah. Ever since I've been legit. I've been legit.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

You should let her go.

[B]

She wanna be lit oh, yeah.

[A]

Exotated all over her body Come Just

[B]

wanna roll and come don't mind it, though BBC boys on the creek Whoa. BBC Boys says BBC boys on the creek.

[A]

I don't think.

[B]

Oh, my God. Lyric check it right now.

[A]

Lyric check it.

[B]

Both of the sonically musically minded people. Wrong. BBC says BBC Boys on the creep. Oh, my God. This is my first dub over two people that are musically gifted. This is incredible. She thinks you want to. BBC boys on the creek. Yeah. Yeah. Appreciate it, Dariel.

[A]

Hey, Darius. Big black BB boys BBC boys on the Cree Big black boys on the

[B]

cree Big black boys on the cree

[A]

feel like it's 03 Neptune drum with the bean she hippie flipping a bee she wanna mess with the team she fell in love with her cream yeah

[B]

she fell in love with the scene

[A]

oh, yeah her man quiet, not a pea Broke his heart PTSD hold this chest.

[B]

Let him breathe. Let him breathe.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yep. Which would you rather?

[B]

So. Timeless. Timeless. We're doing again.

[A]

Saw something.

[B]

Saw something.

[A]

I don't know. I felt like you were 4D.

[B]

Oh, he hasn't eaten. Okay, Very simple. Would you.

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay. Would you rather sleep without a blanket or without a pillow? I think it is a guaranteed. For me at least.

[A]

Guaranteed easy.

[B]

Guaranteed lock.

[A]

No blanket. Easy.

[B]

That's insane behavior. No blanket is insane behavior. Granted, you do keep your house on 83 degrees, so you might survive it.

[A]

Be careful.

[B]

You might. Hey, that's not me. A shoe fits. But anyway, not having a blanket or a sheet.

[A]

No, you didn't say those sheet.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no. This isn't. Loopholes. You either get there's nothing covering you or there's nothing under your head.

[A]

Some of the best sleepovers in my life. I didn't have a blanket. I put pillows on top of me.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I slept under a table one time.

[B]

Guess what? I'm gonna repeat this either nothing's covering you. Blanket is an umbrella term for this. No sheet. Comforter. Blanket. Have you ever slept woolly mammoth.

[A]

Have you ever slept without a pillow before? Your whole day is miserable. Your whole day Your neck is crazy.

[B]

Tell that to our ancestors.

[A]

Your ancestors had way better sleeping conditions than mine. So let's not have that conversation, buddy. Happy June to. Let's not start that.

[B]

Okay, Go. Go a little further back. So go not too recent. Go way back. You think they had pillows? They.

[A]

You didn't have blankets.

[B]

Oh really? What do you think happened when a tribe of 20 like minded people slayed a woolly mammoth and they slept in it? Partially. But then when all that was done, the bones were rotten.

[A]

What are you talking about now? Let's talk about now. Cam.

[B]

You don't need a pillow. You don't need a pillow.

[A]

It's either long term uncomfortability or short term uncomfortability. Short term uncomfortability is no blanket. Fine, you'll be uncomfortable a little bit. But your rim and your reptum is going to take over.

[B]

My rim and my rectum are going to take. My hole is going to help me without having a blanket. First off, shut up. Secondly, there's no long term pain and discomfort. You know what it is?

[A]

Your whole next 24 is going to be messed up if you don't have a pillow. Your whole 24.

[B]

No, it's. No, it's not.

[A]

You're like this walking to work. You can't work like this.

[B]

How many times have you woke up with a crick in your neck?

[A]

So many times.

[B]

And guess what? You used a pillow every time.

[A]

No, I woke up without it.

[B]

No, you used a pillow. Oh, don't you Bambi? No. No.

[A]

The only time I've woken up with a cricket, my neck is. Cause my pillow's falling off the bed.

[B]

Oh my God. You're an absolute liar.

[A]

Or it's because I slept cattywomp.

[B]

Exactly. But if you sleep flat, there is no caddy whomp.

[A]

Yes, but I could just sleep with clothes on. I sleep with clothes on anyway.

[B]

That's cool. That's fine. A pillow is a very pretty present. Fickle.

[A]

A pillow is more necessary than a blanket. 10 times out of 10, dude. Because your health gets affected after that. It.

[B]

No, it. First off. No, it does.

[A]

Pillows are made for health. It's for your brain matter and stuff. It's for your rim and your wreck.

[B]

Stop talking about rectum. No, it is. It. A pillow is just a comfort thing. It's pure. It's just pure. Whatever luxury.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Body warrants you give.

[A]

You give a home. You give up. You give homeless people. You give homeless people pillows before blankets

[B]

every time you are about to bury yourself. Why think A homeless person freezing cold in the rain. If you rolled your window down and said, I got a blanket. I got a nice pillow blanket. 10 times out of 10, let's take it to Mount Everest. Right?

[A]

Who the climbing Mount Everest?

[B]

A lot of people. Especially a guy in a pair of green boots. He's been dead for 30 years frozen up there.

[A]

Yeah, but don't take it to, like, these extraordinary points.

[B]

If you're freezing cold, would you rather have a blanket or a pack pillow? You'd rather have a blanket.

[A]

That's if you're freezing cold. You don't have to be freezing. Clothes change the temperature of your house.

[B]

My point was body warmth is a necessity. A pillow for your head is not. You said it's a necessity. It is not.

[A]

It is a necessity because it can. What will ruin your next day more? Just answer this question. What will ruin your next day more? Your neck being messed up and your head hurting or you. You were cold. What's going to mess up your day more?

[B]

What if you're cold and you keep waking up because you're cold?

[A]

I've never kept waking up because I'm cold. I've never kept waking up because I'm cold. I've always kept waking up because I'm cold. Hot.

[B]

You actually.

[A]

Blankets have made me more uncomfortable. A pillow's never woken me up in the morning of me having to remove blankets. Hat.

[B]

That is nowhere near nowhere. That's why you're not getting anything. That is terrible logic. Terrible.

[A]

I smoke your boots. I almost.

[B]

Pillow luxury, blanket necessity. Pillow luxury, blanket necessity. 100%.

[A]

All right, well, I have one. Okay. I have one. I have one.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Now this is a real one, right? And I think we've talked about this. Yours is dumb. I killed you. I smoked that debate.

[B]

Smoke. You're so. You're next. 24.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Think about how bad you got to be at day dancing to physically make people behind the camera uncomfortable. I want you to look at the fourth cam now.

[A]

Just meaning. All right.

[B]

Okay. Hit me with yours.

[A]

Hit me with yours.

[B]

Hit me with yours.

[A]

Hit it. This is getting bad, dude. It was like we're recording way too much, and I'm starting to, like, lose parameters that people do see this. Like, I'm really starting to lose that thought. It's like. It's like, almost, like, bad to be, like. To be so consistent. You start to lose touch of reality. Do this, like, three times a week,

[B]

you lose the plot, man.

[A]

All right, dude, I have a creek in my neck now.

[B]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

Because Sarah knocks Off the pillows. All right.

[B]

Knocks off something.

[A]

Would you take $5 million right now?

[B]

Yes. Yes. Yes.

[A]

Would you rather over.

[B]

Yeah. Yep. Yeah, it's over. The other one.

[A]

Okay. Let's see. I know. I genuinely thinking you.

[B]

You.

[A]

You might go the opposite on this.

[B]

That'll be hard.

[A]

Would you. This is kind of goes in with getting hard. Oh, would you take $5 million right now, but you can never have again.

[B]

There's. Where's the rest? It's just like one question with a caveat. It's not even a wood. Oh, is that the whole thing?

[A]

That's it.

[B]

Okay. Not a wood drive, but hell, let's play ball.

[A]

Would you take 5 million.

[B]

There's no. No. I want you to hear me. There's no monetary value that you could put on me having.

[A]

So you wouldn't have.

[B]

I'd burn that $5 million in front of you to have one more time. That is the power of.

[A]

No. I have no shot. You're potting. You're potting, potting. You're potting. You're drinking jokes for the podcast. Me not having, say, coitus from now on.

[B]

Me not having coitus with my wife.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

For. For however long we have left. 50 years, 40 years.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That is. That is. That is invaluable. You cannot put value on that. That is invalid.

[A]

I must be missing out on coitus. I've never had coitus that good to make me not take the $5 million.

[B]

Oh, I mean, you've had some beastly coitus.

[A]

I mean. Oh, my.

[B]

We need a carpenter in here. Listen, what in the hell they did? I go, how is their handprint up there?

[A]

But not the paint chip off.

[B]

What the. But there's.

[A]

Are you kidding me? You value. You value coitus that much?

[B]

I am flipping this on you. 5. You're done with coitus for $5 million. You are 27 years old.

[A]

Yeah. I don't.

[B]

You haven't even hit your second wind.

[A]

I don't view coitus that importantly. $5 million.

[B]

I know. Oh, I think it's opposite.

[A]

Can't. $5 million. Yes. It's the easiest hypothetical of all time. I. I'm like, literally not even a second thought. $5 million of cash hand to me right now. Yeah. Cut my off. I. I don't need it anymore.

[B]

This is. This is really.

[A]

I'm surprised by you. Why do you need to have coitus that much?

[B]

Why. Why is 5 million the. The God like godsend number?

[A]

You must be. You must Be so rich. Where $5 million is like, oh, I can burn it in front of you.

[B]

No, but for forever. This has nothing to do with what

[A]

is so good about that. Like, why would you not?

[B]

You've had so much more than me. You know what's good about it?

[A]

Yeah, maybe that's why. Because like, Cam, like I wouldn't even. I'd be fine never even having the euphoric ending of like regardless of coitus. I would rather not even be able to climax for $5 million. I would take no climax for $5 million ever again.

[B]

This is. This.

[A]

I can get off my sneeze at that point. Five M's.

[B]

No, no, but you can't. You can't get off.

[A]

Off.

[B]

You can't get off.

[A]

I don't need to. I have $5 million.

[B]

I want this to be on the record. This is officially ticked the cake for me.

[A]

I would never climax Thing you have

[B]

ever said in the history.

[A]

There's no way. That's crazy. That's not crazy. That's not crazy at all.

[B]

Let's say you live 40 more years. Okay. Let's say the 44 is all you got on me. That's 67. Let's 50 years. 77. Yeah. You live twice as long as you've been on the earth right now. Yeah.

[A]

So your fact you're only giving me till late 60s is crazy.

[B]

I said 77. 50 years. So your whole life and then two more times over.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you don't get to climax.

[A]

No.

[B]

In any way, shape or form, Self, Pleasure. No, no, no. With a woman. Nothing. For the rest. For five. For $5 million? Yes.

[A]

It's just one experience.

[B]

$5 million.

[A]

Yes. That's just one experience that you don't need to survive. Like, you don't need that. That's different. It's like you can't see again. You can't hear.

[B]

That's different. Different.

[A]

No, no, no. That's just a bonus thing you don't need. That's just like endorphins. I can get endorphins other way. I could rip some packs and read Hunter X Hunter manga. I don't need that.

[B]

How many Hunter Hunter episodes are you gonna watch? So you go, man, I need a nut, man. It's been nine years.

[A]

I can watch people have from that point. Like I don't even need to. I don't need to do it myself. 5 million. I'll just watch you do it. I'll be like, you go get her.

[B]

There is no way. You just said that there is. That is an impossibility that you just said that you were res.

[A]

Cam.

[B]

You hear yourself, Cam? And your.

[A]

Your coitus is like 14 seconds. Okay. Hey, that's like. Would you rather do something for 14 seconds or have $5 million?

[B]

I'd rather be able to do that 14 second coitus for the rest of my life.

[A]

Cam, are you genuinely being serious?

[B]

I put this on both of my children. Clearly. Because human life comes from coitus. So what if I want another? What if I don't. I just want to my hot wife. I don't give a.

[A]

Kiss her a million dollars.

[B]

About 5 million. If I can never have set. What? Oh my God. I'm like boiling.

[A]

Kiss her, saint. Kiss her. Kissing is better than coitus.

[B]

Kiss, dude. 4. I mean, the gold is found in the foreplay. Don't you ever get that twisted. But you can never climb. You. You up the Annie, Your original question. I'm 10 toes down. I would 100 rather have.

[A]

You need more self control, bro. Bro. You need to like. You need to like find a hobby or something that makes you happy.

[B]

Hobbies, hobbies, made me. It's not about happiness.

[A]

It seems like it's bringing you happiness.

[B]

No, it. No, no, no. This is like euphoric, spiritual.

[A]

It's really not. It's like tiring.

[B]

I go o me one of these.

[A]

You're like this arms are shaking. That's not euphor. My abs hurt. I catch Charlie Horse and after I'm like,

[B]

yeah.

[A]

I feel like I slaughtered pig.

[B]

I had to do that 20 times over. If there's many, many times I want then $5 million. 5 million, Peyton. $5 million.

[A]

Okay, let's up it to 10 million.

[B]

No.

[A]

20 million.

[B]

You. You 20 million. Yes.

[A]

At this point you gotta me. No, I need to know what you're feeling like. No, you gotta me now. I need no $20 million. No, I need to. You put. You need a. No, you need a. You need to put me in a pretzel.

[B]

Oh, I'll put you in block. You're.

[A]

You're saying your coitus is worth more than 20 million dollars.

[B]

That's not what I'm saying. I'm not saying you 20 million dollar

[A]

put you on camera, boy.

[B]

I do not have 20 million dollar genitalia. I'm saying 20 M's. Came your kids.

[A]

Kids don't have to worry again.

[B]

That's dude. And that's. You can call me. Call me selfish if you want. I have one life and I. I care more about having with my wife, believe it or not, than $20 million. No, that's.

[A]

Is that not bananas Binocular.

[B]

If it was like a stint, there's like a contractual stint. 20 million. You can't. You can't have your wife for three years. Okay, sign me up.

[A]

20 million, that'd be rough. And we might.

[B]

We might crumble.

[A]

$20 million a decade.

[B]

No. 10 years. Are you nuts? Are you nuts, dude? Are you absolutely nuts? That's 3,652 days. Considering there'll be two leap years, that's

[A]

the most impressive math I've ever heard in my life.

[B]

Oh, it's not. How'd you do that? It's 365 times 10, but every four years there's a leap year, so you add an extra day.

[A]

That's. That's. That's collegiate degree right there. I can't do that. That's impr. Dude, you must like a machine, bro.

[B]

You're putting it on me. What are you going to do with $5 million?

[A]

I upped it to 20.

[B]

Okay, that's fine.

[A]

20. 20.

[B]

Ask me what I'm going to do.

[A]

Whatever I want.

[B]

You a dead set on five. You're doing whatever you want.

[A]

Except I don't need rubbing. I would be tugging, dude.

[B]

DJing.

[A]

I'll literally go to my girl right now and be like, I could. I take it for an extra $20,000 a month. I'd be like, if we don't. Every month, we don't have coitus. We get $20,000 a month. Me and her will have a pack. We'll just look at each other rough. We'll go like this. This will be me and my girl.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Be 20 bands a month extra.

[B]

Dude, you're saying my. It's. It's the complete res. Reverse spectrum. You're saying my value too high. You. You. The money's too high for you, dog. There's no way.

[A]

Money, yes, out of. That's worth More than $20 million.

[B]

You get something that is so spiritual and out of this world, dude, you get. It cannot be replicated.

[A]

You get your butt played with, don't you? You. She hitting that prostate, boy. She can make you go loosey, cuz that boy hallucinating off the neck.

[B]

What do you do?

[A]

I never. I ain't never nut it out. Let me tell you that.

[B]

I'm just like. Oh. I'm just like. You'll float too, Georgie. I start seeing the egg glass.

[A]

Why she eating that spile, boy, she pinching that Goo.

[B]

Not even. Okay, I understand how. I'm saying it makes it seem like that. I'm saying there's just.

[A]

You got to let me watch one time, bro. I got to see. This is worth $20 million, bro. Let me just get in that room. You got that chair in there. That's nutty, bro. No pun intended. That's crazy. Wow. In the comments, bro, what would y' all think? Okay, I'm watching. I'm putting a camera in y'. All. I'm putting a little GoPro up top. And I swear to God, if it's just missionary, bro, I'm gonna kill you.

[B]

Yeah, you know, you wouldn't. It would. It's. It's not. It's not gonna move any markers for you.

[A]

Let's just say I go 20 M's. Really?

[B]

Yeah. Oh, dad, no, no, no, no. Dude, you're tripping, bro.

[A]

Dude, that's insane. Dude, you're. This. Also, you gotta remember this is a rich person talking.

[B]

This is not. No, no, no, no. Like, it's has nothing to do with how much I.

[A]

College cam. College cam. If you would have gave that same ultimatum.

[B]

Dude, no. For the rest of my life. No, no, no, no. Actually. Actually more of a tin toes now.

[A]

You and.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Cuz I didn't have kids at that point.

[A]

Didn't have a wife.

[B]

And I. I, I want. I. Once I was a TCU Horny toad. I want me now.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[B]

Oh, I forgot all those supposed to be quittest.

[A]

Okay, okay. Ow, my toe. Okay. Well, that's crazy that you think that. That's crazy that you think that. I'm gonna see if James texted me again.

[B]

You're tripping. Oh, did. Okay, did your boyfriend. Your new boyfriend, by the way, James. Hurt.

[A]

Kind of hurt. James Duncan? Yeah.

[B]

Let's just say that he's not my new boyfriend.

[A]

We haven't met a person yet.

[B]

Okay, well, you got a little Internet

[A]

when we go to.

[B]

Got a nice little DM going.

[A]

We go to. Oh, we talk, but.

[B]

Oh, oh, we talk.

[A]

Oh, excuse me. Me and Joe talk too.

[B]

Oh, you and James. You and Joe. Oh, okay.

[A]

Me and hat guy and Alex talk.

[B]

Okay, dude. All right, now is that guy Alex now that.

[A]

No, Alex is now the jealousy fellow.

[B]

Now I feel the jealousy. Creepy. Yeah, you talk to all of them.

[A]

I talk to all the. All the Potters.

[B]

I speak to none of them.

[A]

You don't get on your phone. You have fu. Hide. You have Frank, and you have hat guy. Or no, I type both of them, actually. You can fuhad.

[B]

Fre.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie.

[B]

Me. Fuhan Frank would piece Yalls up in what in life Me. Fujad's clearing James

[A]

at what? Like basketball.

[B]

Oh, I mean, I was talking about fist to cuffs, but.

[A]

Oh, you want to do fight?

[B]

No, let's do basketball. Me. No, no, no, no, no.

[A]

Let's keep it us two, because we. YSK's got to unite. I feel like. Okay. I feel like the you should know

[B]

podcast, we clear all of them.

[A]

The you should know podcast could take on any other big podcast. We could take on any in basketball.

[B]

We have that. That I'd argue that's non negotiable. That's irrefutable.

[A]

YSK is better at basketball than any other podcast. I.

[B]

Okay, let's start. Okay, let's start. Let's go down the list.

[A]

Let's go down the list. Okay, let's start with. We're already talking about gigs. Let's talk about gigs. I love them. Like, good guys.

[B]

Fantastic, hilarious, short kings.

[A]

I mean, those guys can't be above five' five.

[B]

And something about five' five is criminal

[A]

five's And I keep seeing, like, clips from their live show, and I've seen them run up and down the stage. It does not look athletic.

[B]

Bad limp on Fuhan. Bad limp on Fujan.

[A]

No, I'm just kidding.

[B]

I'm kidding. But no, there's no, like, something about England also. It just. It doesn't give.

[A]

It doesn't give good hoops.

[B]

It doesn't give good hoops. Doesn't give height. No, it really doesn't.

[A]

No, no, no. The tallest person in England is 6:2.

[B]

Oh, yeah, you're 6:2. And then you literally have your two kings, Tyson Fury and Anthony Josh. They're the anomalies.

[A]

So. So we're clearing. What would be the score with the.

[B]

I mean, my God, where are we playing?

[A]

We're playing to 11.

[B]

Playing to 11. They get ball first. First out of pity. They get ball first. I'm not kidding. Now you. Now you get in your weird. Dude, let's just have fun. Like, you don't have to.

[A]

No. Now when I play basketball, you're gonna be like this.

[B]

Check up, James. Oh, check up. You're gonna be like, dude, just compete. Have fun, man. We're here for a good time, man. I'm be like, no. Where you think you're going? Where do you think you're going?

[A]

No, not on basketball. You know, I throw elbows. Okay?

[B]

That's true.

[A]

I'm too physical.

[B]

God forbid. Your elbow landed well.

[A]

It's and honestly, we're gonna be like Victor Wembanyama against him. Like, we'll just be above them. They can't. Like, they're contesting. We don't even see them.

[B]

Final score. I'm gonna be gracious. They start with ball. Let's say James throws a crazy nasty form and hits in. And Fujad gets fouled and hits a free throw. 11 to 2. 11, 2. Easy. Slight work.

[A]

Okay, let's think of another podcast. You already said the escape pod.

[B]

Come on now, brother.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What's his name? I gotta make sure I get his name right. I know. It's like Warfellow.

[B]

What the.

[A]

Andrew. Andrew. Andrew.

[B]

Warfellow is his government name.

[A]

No, government is Andrew.

[B]

I was about to lose my. This whole bit would have been about that. That is. That got me. Dog warfare.

[A]

No. Okay, Andrew from the escape pod, he can shoot the ball. He has, like, a whole thing.

[B]

Seen it.

[A]

He has a whole, like, thing on his Instagram where he, like, does trivia and shoots. He played against Jenna Bandy. Smoked her.

[B]

Oh, if you smoke Ginna Bandy. Okay, that's easy. Absolutely.

[A]

No, no, I'm not gonna. Like, they're not scoring.

[B]

No, no, no. That's an 11 0.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, actually, no, no.

[A]

I always get. If he gets a shoot.

[B]

You said Andrew can shoot.

[A]

Andrew can shoot.

[B]

Let's say you start the game on Andrew and you're going soft for whatever reason he makes the first one, you'd lock in, they wouldn't score.

[A]

And I feel like. I feel like hat guy's gonna tickle my butt. At one point of the. At one point of the hoops, he's gonna give me a pinch.

[B]

You're gonna go set a screen. He's gonna go.

[A]

You go.

[B]

Then they jump me, and then I just throw it and you go dunk.

[A]

Anyway. Okay, next spot, let's do Impulsive Mike may like Logan Paul. Okay, now, I have seen both of them in person. I have seen both of them.

[B]

Now, Logan Paul's big boy.

[A]

Logan Paul's huge guy. But let's talk about Mike Maylak. He's 40, he's got flat feet, and he used to be addicted to crack. So let me say this. He's a non factor. Love him to death. A lot of mutual friends. No.

[B]

Yeah, Mike's. Mike's the vibe guy. He's gonna be there.

[A]

He's a Make J jokes. But we're double teaming Logan. Now it's all up to Logan.

[B]

We're double teaming Logan now you know, wrestler, aggressive aggression.

[A]

A competitor too.

[B]

Competitor.

[A]

He might give us boxer like he.

[B]

He. He athletic box is checked.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

He might pull out mean little J.

[A]

But he's so swole now, I think he can't shoot a jump shot.

[B]

It'd be like a. Like throwing a rock.

[A]

Yeah, it's like Bobby Lashley trying to do anything. Like, I've seen Bobby Lashley walk around the ball. It's not a good lot of lateral movement. Oh, yeah, it looks like.

[B]

Like you real tight upper back. Oh, God.

[A]

So I would say we. We double team Logan. We let Mike shoot if. If we. If we.

[B]

If we lose. If we lose to Mike. I can't say that.

[A]

But. And Logan can't guard us both. That's where they're going to.

[B]

Oh, 100%.

[A]

Cuz whoever Mike's guarding, we're going.

[B]

He's with us. It's three on one.

[A]

Sorry, Logan. Yeah, we. Yeah, we throw a pipe somewhere, he'll go chase after. I don't know. It's so mean. Dude, this is a comedy show.

[B]

It's not good.

[A]

It's not good.

[B]

No, we. We're absolutely clearing them. Athletic prowess. Let's say he bumps one of us. It hurts real bad. Yeah, let's give him two.

[A]

Eleven, two. Okay, so we're beating everybody. Eleven, two so far. Except for escape. Either. Eleven, zero.

[B]

Yeah, I know. We gave him one.

[A]

We gave him one. Okay, eleven, two.

[B]

Eleven one. Eleven.

[A]

Okay, let's do basement yard. Basement yard. Now can I say this? I was surprised when I met Joe in person. I was surprised at his build. Athletic guy.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

It's kind of strict. Strong. Now again, short king.

[B]

Good use of the overshirt too. Where's. He always has a good overshirt.

[A]

I've never seen him have an overshirt. Okay. So when I met him in person, I had to look down. Now that is a thing. So I'm bad at gauging heights. I would say Joe's at least 5, 10. Okay.

[B]

5 10.

[A]

510 at most.

[B]

Undersized for the smallest position on the court. An undersized point guard. Okay. That's what we're going up against. First turn in my hip. You're in the rim. Now you dissect the Joe, give me Frank. I think.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

There's something that you might say. Oh, shut your mouth. There's somebody. When you have kids, there's a different level of competition.

[A]

Don't dads unite me right now.

[B]

Oh, dude, it's. It's. I mean, it's Animalistic. It's natural. It's human nature. There's something about you can't lose. You put that man's kids in that room too. One of us leave without an eye, he'll do whatever it takes.

[A]

Your kids, his kids are in the arena. You are both fighting for your. The honor of your family.

[B]

Yeah. Turning a gladiator in there. You, Joe, y' all are sitting there trying to play basketball. Basketball. No, I would say he also. He also. He's that guy.

[A]

Now, I've never seen Frank in person. I've not seen you in person. I've seen Frank in person.

[B]

Neither of I. But he. He gives that energy of that guy that he's like, not stellar at any sport, but, like very, like, good. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

He's not gonna. He's not gonna be. He's not gonna be a superstar in anything.

[B]

He's not gonna be a pro in

[A]

anything, but great role player.

[B]

You want to play ping pong? Partly that and then. And the go karts, partly that. In the golf, probably that. In the basketball, he's like. He understands it all. He can play it all.

[A]

With that being said, with the score.

[B]

11, 2. It's gotta be. Dude, it's on. No, 11.

[A]

You know what we should do? It's gonna be hard to get all of us in a room, but we should host like a. Like a two on two basketball game tournament.

[B]

That'd be elite.

[A]

And then we. We put, like, we all put money up. And now inside of my heart, I wanted it to go to the winner, but let's do it for charity because we're all doing okay. So let's.

[B]

Our charity of choice. Our charity of choice would be. You should know, studio.

[A]

No, no, no, no. But we'll all start. We'll all. We'll all put it like a good amount of money. The win winner, whoever wins has the charity of their choice. They can take it to.

[B]

Oh, bub.

[A]

What?

[B]

Okay, you always gotta play devil's advocate. You know, I'm a logistics guy. Yeah.

[A]

What happened?

[B]

This goes out, they see this, they say, oh, yeah, that's funny. What about this? They challenge us in something.

[A]

What?

[B]

They come back and go, all right, play us in golf or all right, place in it. And you would hinder us?

[A]

You would hinder us? You would hinder us.

[B]

You see how quick it jumps ship?

[A]

You would hinder us.

[B]

This is a hypothetical.

[A]

You would hinder us.

[B]

Hypothetically, I would hinder us.

[A]

Your golf swinging, it makes you look like. I mean. Oh, I can't say that.

[B]

Oh, cuz you're Tiger woods on the green.

[A]

Comparatively. Yes. No, comparatively. Yes, comparatively. Came you.

[B]

Look, we have been 26 seconds into this hypothetical. You have already jumped ship, turned on me, and now you're making fun of me. We're supposed to bond together. I'm saying what if they call?

[A]

We can do like an Olympic thing with them. Like so cuz basketball. They're all getting smoked.

[B]

And we got a Brits.

[A]

And we got the Brits.

[B]

We got the Brits from a pregame meal. Can I get beans and toast?

[A]

No, no. They pregame beans and toast, bro. You're automatically eliminated if you eat pregame beans and toast.

[B]

I don't play you. I. I refuse to go.

[A]

We gotta pop a mint after that.

[B]

Oh yeah. At least our skills on hunting grounds.

[A]

That was the best trend. That was the greatest TR ever. Oh, man. So let's. Let's see if they want it. Guys, if you.

[B]

Yeah, tell us that. Who are we TR ripping? Yeah, like that.

[A]

That was the widest thing you've ever said. Are we tripping?

[B]

Are we tripping, dog? We're not my dog on that. My dog. We would clear all of them. Like let it tell us please, in the comments. You think one of them would beat us?

[A]

Yeah. Guys, so any of those podcasts, if y' all want to run the charity tournament, let's do it. I think. I think we should have that boy.

[B]

Apparently there's a in all yalls beds. Hey, I'll see y' all next time. Yeah, I don't have a single number. It's unbelievable. Unbelievable, Unbelievable.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

All right, guys, get my dog up. You'll already FaceTime. I don't know. It's all cool. I'm at home, sleepless nights. It's all good.

[A]

All right, talk to Frank about kids. Get some advice. He has kids. Yeah.

[B]

It is true.

[A]

None of the other ones have kids publicly. I don't know. So.

[B]

Yeah, that's true.

[A]

I don't know. But.

[B]

Oh God. Anyway, appreciate you coming back to another extend.

[A]

Oh, this is not Patreon. Oh, dude, we got it. We got to stop recording.

[B]

We need to.

[A]

We gotta, we gotta.

[B]

We need a six day sabbatical.

[A]

We gotta.

[B]

We both did.

[A]

That was our Patreon intro. So if you want to join, the Patreon link is in the description below. Second content every single week.

[B]

Talk to them.

[A]

I mean, we got a Patreon exclusive. That's another hour with me and Cam and the rest of the staff. We have multiple shows Like Conspiracy Theory. That's every month, Dr. P. That's every month. YSK Unplugged. Every month. We have exclusive live streams every month on our Koala Royalty, our top tier membership. We have a team. We have a 10 minute talks every Monday. That's about 10 to 20 minutes. Minutes of the real conversations with everybody in the crew. We have djp. I put a playlist together every single month. We have the most content on a Patreon that I think you could ever get the most bang for your buck. We love you guys so much. And we have another YouTube channel called YSK Unplugged.

[B]

Talk to him daddy. Like he said. Appreciate you all for coming back. The link in the description below that top one is the tickets. You should know studios.com we are on tour right now. We have completed some shows and we still have some shows left. So if we are coming to your city city next and there's still tickets available, hit that link, get your tickets, meet us at yo city. Second one is the one and only Koala club, the Patreon that he just talked about. I'm not going to go into it. He just said it. It's amazing. Fantastic community. That's where all of our exclusive content is. We love you all. That third one, YSK Unplugged.

[A]

There's no way this just happened. Sarah just texted him. She's in a group message with me, my parents and my brother. Like the family group chat. She just texted. Happy Juneteenth everybody, everyone. No, that's crazy. No, that's crazy. No, that's crazy. Sarah. Oh my God. Remember.

[B]

Oh my God. What a conversation.

[A]

One out of two. Make it on Christmas. We'll see you.

[B]

Oh, I can only imagine what your mom said.

[A]

Next time.

[B]

See you.

[A]

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