CONFESSING OUR DARKEST SECRETS! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast
Episode 215: CONFESSING OUR DARKEST SECRETS!
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Date: May 4, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode of the "You Should Know Podcast," best friends Peyton and Cam dive deep into their personal histories, confess their most memorable (and embarrassing) secrets about their friendship, and riff on everything from chimpanzee civil wars to midlife crises, Justin Bieber, and the mysteries of home construction. Their natural chemistry and constant ribbing keep the conversation engaging, hilarious, and, at times, surprisingly vulnerable. This episode is a chaotic, heartfelt exploration of friendship and the wild thoughts that come out when you trust someone (maybe too much).

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Tour Updates, Housekeeping & Community Shout-Outs

Timestamps: 03:33–04:52

• The duo announce their tour, promote Patreon/Koala Club community, and encourage listeners to engage in comments.
• “We can't wait to meet and or greet you. We love you so much.” – Peyton (04:26)

2. Monkey Civil War: The "Monkey News" Segment

Timestamps: 05:55–10:48

• Peyton delivers an unexpectedly detailed and bizarre update on an actual chimpanzee civil war in Uganda, leading to an extended improv about tactical apes, double agents, and "Chris Kyle" monkeys.
• “There is a full-on war with tactical attacks from each side. Like they can see them planning these attacks.” – Peyton (08:22)
• “They got Navy Seal apes. They're watching Seal Team 6 apes.” – Cam (09:16)
• The segment is peppered with wild, vivid imagery and banter.

3. DM Disasters, Haircuts & Self-Image

Timestamps: 12:09–19:00

• The duo share DM horror stories. Peyton has received disturbing unfiltered videos while Cam gets random messages and weird requests.
• Discussion shifts to hair—Cam’s old haircut, honest (sometimes brutal) DM hate, the saga of beards, and the pressure to get hit on.
• "Thank God you cut your hair. I used to hate you." – A fan message via Cam (17:44)
• “If we go somewhere long enough and I'm not getting hit on... I tell you there's a problem going on.” – Peyton (16:04)

4. Playful Relationship Debates (Bar Scenarios)

Timestamps: 21:49–26:49

• Peyton and Cam enact a hypothetical: If they were a couple and someone hit on one of them at a bar, how would they react?
• Passionate, funny back-and-forth about jealously, possessiveness, and validation.
• “She goes, ‘Alright, cool.’ I think I absolutely am frozen.” – Cam, imaging his awkward "defense" response (23:18)
• “I'm not giving her no. She gets no puss.” – Peyton, in character (23:43)

5. Midlife Crisis Futures

Timestamps: 28:54–36:46

• Each forecasts the other's midlife crisis. Cam fears divorce could ruin him at 40; Peyton predicts Cam as an "old man in a club."
• Banter about losing athleticism, becoming a motivational AAU parent, fashion mishaps, and open mics.
• “It'd be like giving birth to a 40-year-old ... a 40-year-old rookie in the league.” – Cam, on post-divorce freedom (29:28)
• “You're going to, like, go to open mics and do stand up, and it's just going to be like the worst jokes.” – Peyton (36:18)
• The conversation gets wild as Cam imagines himself running around nightclubs at age 50.

6. The Whistling Investigation

Timestamps: 37:42–44:06

• Peyton can't whistle and debates with Cam about whether whistling is a "white or black thing," calling his (Black) mother to confirm and turning it into a pseudo-anthropological survey.
• “My mom said it would bring demons into the house… she put that in the same realm of, like, putting toenails in soup.” – Peyton (38:13)
• "Dariel can't whistle. Don't even dare...Don't try to fit in." – Peyton (43:31)
• Hilarious, borderline absurd segment on the mysteries and cultural lore of whistling.

7. Ceiling-Floor Theory & Home Construction Oddities

Timestamps: 45:32–56:30

• A “gummy-fueled” theory: Why does everything on the floor feel like it wouldn’t fit on the ceiling, despite them being the same size?
• "If you put everything that's on the ground on the ceiling, it wouldn't fit." – Peyton (46:38)
• Cam argues the logic; both spiral into a philosophical debate—are we all living in a “basement”?
• Leads to a baffled discussion about home construction, strength of wood, weight limits, and why houses don’t collapse.
• “Is wood the strongest asset in the world?” – Peyton (51:17)

8. Business, Engineering, and "Computers Rule Everything"

Timestamps: 56:02–57:10

• Peyton insists modern business and engineering require computers, leading Cam to defend pre-digital business, napkin contracts, and Beethoven’s ticket sales.

9. Confession Game: Darkest Friendship Secrets

Timestamps: 68:47–84:48

• Both don noise-cancelling headphones and take turns revealing friendship confessions, while the other guesses what was said.
• Notable Confessions:
  • Peyton once sabotaged Cam with a girl they both had a crush on by telling her Cam didn't like her (70:20).
  • Cam used to fake sleep on road trips to hear Peyton “spit game” on the phone (72:14).
  • Peyton gives Cam’s phone number to fans who ask for his (74:33).
  • Cam admits to re-enacting an argument in the mirror and changing it to where he won (77:00).
  • Peyton muted Cam’s alarm in college because it annoyed him, causing Cam to be late and get punished at basketball practice (79:37).
• "You have sabotaged my collegiate [career]...You could have changed the trajectory of my life." – Cam, on the alarm incident (81:27)
• "In college, I told a girl that had a crush on you that you didn't like her." – Peyton’s ultimate friend-side-block (70:20)

10. Justin Bieber vs. Taylor Swift ("Beaver Fever")

Timestamps: 59:25–66:55

• Cam makes the case that Justin Bieber could sell out an ERAS-style tour as well—or better—than Taylor Swift, dissecting both their careers.
• “Justin Bieber did an ERAS tour. It's better than Taylor Swift.” – Cam (61:00)
• Peyton counters: Bieber’s not the on-stage performer Swift is but will still “die behind my Biebs.”
• “Taylor Swift is such an anomaly.... I don't know if Justin Bieber can sell a hard ticket the way Taylor Swift can.” – Peyton (63:33)

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Notable/Quotable Moments

• On the Chimpanzee Civil War:
  "They have night vision goggles on the apes." – Peyton (09:23)
  "Somebody’s committing war crimes. Oh, somebody really talented." – Cam (09:36)

• Revealing Betrayal:
  “In college, I told a girl that had a crush on you that you didn't like her.” – Peyton (70:20)
  “That is generational. Oh, wow.” – Cam (71:28)

• Friendship Tactics:
  "When I'm in public and fans ask for my number, I give them yours." – Peyton (74:33)
  "The amount of reach-out, fake-spam calls... Oh, my God. They all say, blame Peyton at the end." – Cam (75:12)

• On Arguing With Yourself:
  "One time, you beat me in an argument so bad I went home, looked in the mirror, and altered it to where I won." – Cam (77:00)

• Self-deprecating Wisdom:
  “I think my whistle had a lisp.” – Peyton (37:49)
  “Engineering is not just computers. What do you not understand about that?” – Cam (54:50)

• Meta-Friendship:
  "You are a master of manipulation. You, you are an owner of the dark arts." – Cam (83:54)
  "Love you though, man." – Peyton (85:10)

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Breakdown of Notable Segments (with Timestamps)

• Monkey Civil War/"Monkey News": 05:55–10:48
• Haircut and DMs discussion: 12:09–19:00
• Relationship jealousy (roleplay): 21:49–26:49
• Midlife crisis predictions: 28:54–36:46
• Whistle “investigation”: 37:42–44:06
• Ceiling/floor theory and house construction tangent: 45:32–56:30
• Confession Game: 68:47–84:48
• Justin Bieber vs. Taylor Swift: 59:25–66:55

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Overall Tone

Playful, irreverent, honest, and chaotic—typical of Peyton and Cam’s dynamic. The episode swings from absurd comedy to deeply personal confessions, always anchored in their genuine friendship.

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Summary

This is a can’t-miss episode for fans (or anyone who wants a microcosm of online friendship in 2026): real secrets revealed, wild side tangents about monkey wars and architecture, and classic best friend rodeo clowning. Peyton and Cam excel in blending ridiculous humor with vulnerable moments, ultimately revealing that true friendship means never running out of things to roast each other about—or confess, even a decade later.

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Episode rating: Hysterical, insightful, and surprisingly touching.
Best listened to with a friend—then try the confession game at your own risk!

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I'm not gonna lie. That kind of cleared some mucus. You should try that.

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You sound hollow. I know you're not. You're filled with pudding in excess. But you sounded hollow.

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Dude, I used to. I used to.

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I know you wouldn't.

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Yeah. Oh, dude, I used. Dude, I used to. Okay, this. This is doxing bad.

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Go ahead.

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I used to fake wrestle my father during his naps in between jobs when I was young.

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And I would.

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I would cosplay as a. As an ape from Planet of the Apes. And I would get on top of my father and I'd beat him senselessly. And I'd literally be like, oh, my dad. And God bless him, because he just let me go to town.

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Did you know?

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And I literally was like,

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all. At 8pm he's worth a 16 hours. He's exhausted. He hates you.

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I mean, he's going to the airport and packing stuff.

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He's like, mike, why do you have bruises on your chest? My son wanted to be a chimp. Can I say something?

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Go for it.

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Do you know there's a civil war going on with chimpanzees right now in Uganda? What? Yeah. Speaking of monkeys, there's a.

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There's a ape empire civil war in Uganda.

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First time in 500 years.

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First time in 500 years.

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Yeah.

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Why is it not the first time they have ape civil wars?

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Yes.

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So it's a known thing.

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So I forgot.

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Who is document this?

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So there's a group of, like, scientists that have been monitoring this specific species of chimpanzees in Uganda. This is the smartest I've ever sounded,

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by the way, because he's a chimpanzee in a different country. Chimpanzee Uganda. Give me my Nobel. What are you talking about?

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So there's a specific group of chimpanzees that these scientists have been watching for years, and now they've been living together fine. Right? They've been fine.

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Cool.

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Cohabitating, Cohabitating, cohabitating. Until 2013.

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Oh, God.

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What's it called? The primary guy? What's he called?

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Let's go with maybe king. Maybe the.

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Sure. Like the. The dominant one. What's it called when you're dominant in like a king? What's the. What's the lion called when he's a king?

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He's a king.

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No, no, no. Not ruler, but it's like in a male.

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A king.

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No, it's like. No, Cam, if you say king one more time. I told you, he's not king.

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Anything's king. Who's the best basketball player of all time? LeBron. What is it?

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I'm talking about specifically with animals. The domina. Whenever the patriarch, the ruler of, like, the animals.

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The Governor. I don't know, maybe one more shot in the dark. The king, the lion's the king of the jungle. There's a king over an empire.

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No, it's like the male. There's a specific word and they're screaming it in the comments. I know they are but patriarch shut up. About to beat you like an ape. Anyway, so the king monkey.

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There we go.

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Right. He died. Right. So now there has been like in 2013 the King Abe died.

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Yes.

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So now that there was like this, there's battle between like the males to

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see who is going to be the next heir to the throne.

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Right. And so they split into two different factions.

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God, you're speaking my language.

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And then in 2015 is when the first attack happened. They like it was a planned out attack.

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Yes. Dude, they're so smart.

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They're so smart. There was a planned out attack from the west. And they came over and like literally like just started beating on him, right?

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Yeah, just beating her and west coast style.

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But now you're going to do about it. But now in this document there's videos and photos of this because there's. They have scientists in Uganda like monitoring them and they said it's gotten to a point where there is a full on war with tactical attacks from each side. Like they can see them planning these attacks are like.

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Oh my God. Diversions and everything. You probably got one little like little street act going up there. Like maybe a bad arm ape.

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He comes up everything.

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She's fire, she's fire. Oh and then people up in the trees like throwing spears.

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It's exactly what's going on. And, and the attacks are, are. They're saying are brutal.

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I can only imagine. Just imagine a hundred men going and attacking another 100 men with no weapons.

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Yeah.

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Like just. You got to kill someone.

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No, they'll get them like in the sleep. They do like nighttime tactical attacks. Like they're wearing.

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They got n. They got Navy Seal apes. They're watching Seal Team 6 apes. So Sama been take them down apes. They got tactical teams.

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They have night vision goggles on the apes and they'

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you know they got a strong. They got a Chris Kyle, he's got a spear and way in the back. He's just sitting there. They got a.

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They got.

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It's just flowing.

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They got somebody come in war crimes. Oh somebody really talented.

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Committing. You know there's a traitor. You know there's a guy that he's repping Crips and blood.

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Yeah. We got a double agent. Double agent that's like homeland of the monkeys.

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What in the hell? Okay, so what's the. Are they still fighting?

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Yeah. No, it's getting to a boiling point, like, to where it's going to be super bad. To where, like, it might mess up that whole population. Holy.

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How many apes are there, by the way?

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A lot of apes. I don't know how many, but there's a lot of apes. And so. And they saying the attacks are so brutal. Right. That they'll go like 10 on one at a time. And they have it. I have this documented. I haven't watched the footage. I refuse.

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Oh, yes, I am.

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I'm watching it. That's so sad, bro.

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That's sick.

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And they said, no, it's not sick. Ten on one, monkeys go.

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He's getting jumped. It's super slow.

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He's not getting jumped. He's getting eliminated.

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Yeah, he's getting jumped to death. But they're. They're stomping his. No, they said, imagine 10 monkeys all in. Timbs, just.

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They're saying it's worse than that. They're saying they're ripping off their hoo. Ha. Yeah, but that's what's going on in the monkey world. I'll come back next month with Monkey News. This is Monkey News.

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I mean, if you like it, I love it. I can't join the.

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You get that? You get the hoo. Hoo.

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I cannot join.

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It's Monkey News.

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It. Follow co now. What a wonderful day. What is going on?

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Oh, hey, guys. Hey. You've got another episode of usual podcast. Get a secret Code. Oh, man. Yeah, that's cool. I just thought I should share that I've been. I've been really trying to get into the news more.

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Why? Well, that's a weird thing and news

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is sad, but I appreciate you sharing Monkey news. Monkey News. Monkey News.

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I. Dude, I'm gonna get some dms. I'm gonna get questions like, why are you. That's a little too good, dude.

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There's some people that will request, like, I'll look at my requested DMs. It's kind of like, for me, like, you know, you shouldn't do it, but like that tantalizing thing, kids. And you're like, I want to go look at it. So I'll go look at my requested DMs.

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Oh, you get some. You get some cursed messages.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, that OG one. Talking about through the denim.

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Oh, no, they're worse now. I'll get full on videos. I mean, it's bad. I Block you after that, if you send me a video of you and with no undergarments, you're gone. But they're like, all the whites in my DMs will send me, like, the most racist videos ever. And they'll be like, show this to Pierce and Cam. They'll love it.

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Why not? Why am I catching racial strays? Come on. No, no.

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Remember what you said about Dario when we first got him?

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What? Got him? Got him. You sound like you got. You sound like. We threw a casting net on him. We went, oh, we got him. Holy. All right, help me out. No, that's not what happened.

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Yeah, it's not what happened at all.

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Okay, Jesus.

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You did say something wild.

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First off, you know what? That made me think of what happened. The baby song.

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What's the baby song?

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Somehow I was in the shower, and this one, I found out Mama was a freak.

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She sat on the toilet, pulled out a phone.

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It was a picture of me.

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Yeah.

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Started playing up, and she didn't live up to see. That's what I thought of. Now I don't know why my brain went there when you said DMs with no undergarments. I need. I need. I need a study done. I think it's to the point. Genuinely, I want to know what your

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requested DMS look like. Do you ever look at them?

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Not often. Not often. A lot of times it's like a eighth grader, like, dude, let me on the podcast. Oh, yeah, that's never going to happen ever. I'll kill all of those dreams right now. That is never gonna happen unless you

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have an exhilarated talent.

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Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't. I don't even know what to tell you. A baseline of, like, you have to meet this requirement to even feel the need to send that. I don't even know what that could be. But, yeah, that's not gonna happen. A lot of those. Lotta. Oh, I think I saw you some of the thing things you got.

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Yeah.

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Were you in New Hampshire last week? Never been in my life.

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Yeah.

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So it's just poems like, yeah, that happens a lot.

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No.

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Really?

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Never.

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Like, you. Like, you don't go out. So I'm saying I think. I think you should go out, like, one time by yourself or maybe with the boys.

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And I just want to see if

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you get hit on because I feel like you're. I think that's important, right?

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Like.

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Like, if I don't get hit, I tell Sarah this. If we go somewhere long enough and I'm not getting hit on, I tell you there's a problem going on, right? Like, we need to distance ourselves.

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They released the gas. There's a chemical out there. I'm no longer attract happening.

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No, no, it's. No, we've genuinely had this conversation. We went to a honky tonk. Now, I know those people aren't normally like, hey, what are you doing here?

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They don't want to hit on you. They want to hit you.

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Y. Yeah, true. It's honestly a fact.

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They go, who the you think you do? To my honky tone.

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Yeah, but so we went to a honky tonk and we were at the bar, and I mean, everybody was coming up to her because she's a supermodel, right? And so everybody was like, oh, my God, you're so hot. And I was like. I said, hey. I said, I haven't gotten hit on in, like, all day. And then I go, now that I think about it, I haven't got hit on in months. And I was like, I don't feel good about this.

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Try years.

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Try years. That's user error.

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That is user error. That's. I need a software update. I need a lot of things, and that's a fact. I think tattoos are gonna be my go to.

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Cam, you're never gonna get tattoos.

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Oh, just let it, just let it bake in. Let it bake in.

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It took you six years to get convinced to grow a beard.

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No. What do you mean, convinced? I didn't have the, I didn't have the facilities for that, big guy.

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Yes, you did. And I literally gave you the person to give you a beard.

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And then I got a beard.

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Yeah, but you, I don't know. I think this chin strap, I really makes me look like Jason Derulo.

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No, I hated the chin strap. It's the only thing I had.

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No, you loved it.

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No, he said, you're going to have to go through a couple rough months of looking rough, but then you'll have it.

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And then the haircut.

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I, I, I can't afford rough months.

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Hot take. I miss your old haircut.

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Super hot.

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Hot take.

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That is, that's magma. Hot take. But I, I actually just want to talk about DMs. I got a DM that said, thank God you cut your hair. I used to hate you. That was in a DM from a random person. Thank God you cut your hair. I used to hate you.

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Those are so real. Like, honest hatred. Honest hatred. DMs are the best.

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Oh, you appreciate it.

[A]

If you genuinely hate me for something, I love it.

[B]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

I don't like the fake. Like, that's good reason.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

But no, it's a, it's a, it's a real thing because we did a podcast with B. Simone, and one of the comments said, yeah, Cam looks good because they were talking about your hairline. His hairline's good. But let's be honest, we all miss his old hair.

[B]

I'm not, I can't grow that back. I don't know what I would do. I don't know.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

That's like, if you have, it's like if you have dreads and you go

[A]

to a fade, that's fine. A lot of people do that.

[B]

Yeah, but you're not Kai Sin.

[A]

That looks great with a fade. Well, Tysonat look. I mean, he looked like Diddy a little bit, but he looked like, but he Looked great. But Diddy was an attractive guy.

[B]

That is true. That is true. But I don't. It's just like. I don't know. I struggle in that gray area.

[A]

You struggle in that?

[B]

I want to go back. No, no. Not even new if I want to go back to my old hair. Yeah. Like, think about me. If I didn't get a haircut for one month, you call me Millie Bobby Brown.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then if I get to maybe five weeks, you say I look like I need help, like something's wrong with me.

[A]

You need a stylist.

[B]

I'd have to go get a haircut without getting a haircut.

[A]

No, but you can style it in between.

[B]

Like, you could.

[A]

White people can do a lot with their hair.

[B]

White people with thin hair. I have a rug.

[A]

Yeah, but you can still do something with that. You can layer it. There's places out there.

[B]

How do you layer carpet p. How do you layer a rug that grows like this?

[A]

There's people out there for that, man. I'm telling you something. I'm teaching you something.

[B]

How would you. If I. Okay. Add a month of growth. What does my haircut look like?

[A]

What would the length be?

[B]

It'd be, like, right here. Just a ball.

[A]

I'm. Just. Gel it to where it's like.

[B]

Like this.

[A]

Like. It's like the spiky with the tips. With the. With the blonde tips. You would look sexy.

[B]

Like.

[A]

I mean, talk about a slobber I'd give you.

[B]

Dude, I used to.

[A]

I'd clean you. I would clean you shiny. I mean, you would think that you came fresh off the conveyor belt. How new you'd look down there. Oh, I mean. I mean, you'd. I'd suck the color off.

[B]

It's not much color on it. Dude.

[A]

I looked at mine the other day. I was like, this doesn't belong to me.

[B]

Too much color, too little.

[A]

So dark. I mean, dark.

[B]

Yeah. I don't understand. Like, I got a different pigment down there as well, but it's, like, not. I don't get the science on that.

[A]

I don't know either.

[B]

This. That's the least exposed area of my skin to the. To the sun.

[A]

Oh, not me. You know how I suntan? Oh. Especially when the summer comes out. Oh. My neighbors get to know me. Oh, what? That gets a good shine. What?

[B]

I mean, imagine getting a sunburn on your anus.

[A]

Now, you spray down there, obviously, but when I suntan, I'm definitely like this dog. You might have to censor this.

[B]

There's a massive hole There's a massive hole in your testicle. There's a. That your ball could fall out if you didn't have underwear. That hole is the size of a half dollar. That is a half dollar hole. Oh, my God. That is a predict.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

You have one, too.

[B]

I have a hole in my testicle. Mine's nowhere near.

[A]

Let me see. I think that's just a size comparison. I think that's just God showing us what we got. What are we talking about, man? What are we doing?

[B]

No, but I have a question for you.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

You brought up not getting hit on, and it does hurt my soul. Now, I was talking to Liv about a week ago, and we were going back and forth. About a week ago. Week ago.

[A]

Hey, wait.

[B]

What's that song called? I forgot, too, bro.

[A]

What's it called?

[B]

I totally forgot the name of that track. About a week ago, we could go.

[A]

Well, that's. You know, we're tweaking, tweaking.

[B]

Run up in the spot.

[A]

Get the squeezing, squeezing. Everybody catching bullet holes.

[B]

Bullet holes.

[A]

Cowan's got me on my. Bully, yo.

[B]

Bully, yo.

[A]

I'm about to.

[B]

Dumb,

[A]

dumb. What is he doing now?

[B]

I think he did that one. He jumped up on a table in front of executives a while ago.

[A]

He went.

[B]

Was the OG Yeah, he went to prison, and then he's out. But I think he's doing a song with Migos. I think he dropped a song with Migos.

[A]

I mean, you are white as. I think he can of paint.

[B]

I think he dropped a tune with the Migos, The Three Amigos.

[A]

Okay, what were you saying?

[B]

I was talking to Liv, and we were talking about the same thing. Crazy enough how we don't get hit on, but we're not supposed to because we're in a relationship. And I said, nah, I don't like that, and it is kind of lame. But I have a question for you.

[A]

Me and Sarah enjoy getting hit on if you.

[B]

Let's. Let's take Sarah and live out now. Let's say we're a tandem. We're a relationship. You and me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. We go out together, and someone hits on me. How do you defend me? How would you defend me?

[A]

What do you mean, defend you? If a girl comes up and hits on you, I have to defend you?

[B]

No, we're dating. Oh.

[A]

Me and you are a couple. She's going in the trunk. Don't touch my man.

[B]

The trunk. Body bag. Toe tag. What, just like that?

[A]

Yeah, for you.

[B]

See, now you're gonna have to teach Me something because I think I would be. Okay, look, we're at the bar, okay?

[A]

We're at the bar. We're dating.

[B]

We're dating.

[A]

I'm sitting to have a quickie before we showed up. That's important because it depends on my mood that very much.

[B]

Are you nicer with quickie or without?

[A]

I'm more relaxed.

[B]

There's a quickie, sure. Okay, so you're more relaxed. You're sipping on your drink, you're floating. I'm here now on the other side. This is the problem. Say someone comes up.

[A]

So stupid, man.

[B]

Someone comes up and hits on you? Yeah, I don't think guy or girl. What do you want for the scenario?

[A]

Girl.

[B]

Let's do a girl. A girl comes up and hits on you.

[A]

Sup, baby?

[B]

See, I don't. I think I'd be like, hey, what? Excuse me.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Excuse me. And she goes, yeah, what's up? And I go, he's mine. That's my man.

[A]

She goes, alright, cool.

[B]

I think I absolutely am frozen.

[A]

See? No, that's different. That's different. If she's being mean after you say that's my man, then that's a problem. But the fact that you're coming over when I'm getting hit on is selfish. That you know.

[B]

Selfish?

[A]

Yes. You know, that will make me feel good. It feels good to get validated.

[B]

Feels good to know what's mine is mine.

[A]

It is yours. I'm not giving her no.

[B]

I don't know, you might be a little. Give her where?

[A]

No, she gets no puss.

[B]

Yeah, she might get that little green.

[A]

Well, no, that. See, that's discomforting. You're. That's. You have a lack of confidence in yourself.

[B]

Or maybe trust in you.

[A]

Well, that comes from flirtatious. Well, you shouldn't have gotten with me. Not know.

[B]

Like why are we even dating then?

[A]

If you can't handle a bad, that's on you.

[B]

But why are we even dating then? Because you want to flirt and you want the attention of others.

[A]

Why are you with me?

[B]

Why do you go to bed with me at night?

[A]

I didn't say I wanted. I said I'll take you it.

[B]

But you and me are dating. Why do you choose to date me every day when you want to be seen by?

[A]

Because I love you. I don't love them. I enjoy the time though.

[B]

Enjoy your time with me.

[A]

I love Drake, but I'm gonna listen to some Run DMC sometime.

[B]

Speaking of Drake, do you got some time to waste? Wasted with me? Why are you wasting time with these. You chose me.

[A]

Cam, you're not understanding. And we shouldn't have gotten this in this relationship if you weren't prepared when

[B]

it comes to dating a bad tango. You keep talking about prepared to bad. You said yes.

[A]

I know.

[B]

I said want to be mine. You said yes.

[A]

That's like. That means you're, like, making me delete my Instagram.

[B]

I'm not making it. You can have this.

[A]

What's the difference?

[B]

IRL in front of my face. You're playing in my face.

[A]

I'm going to get a drink for the both of us.

[B]

You're playing. I don't want you. I'm saving you money. I got bankroll, baby girl. I will buy you the drink because I love you.

[A]

I want you to save that. Daddy. That's yours. Daddy.

[B]

You never want me to save you any other time. And this time I'm saving. I or I'm not saving. I buy you drinks.

[A]

Well, maybe this.

[B]

I buy your clothes. Maybe I go to bed with you. She does.

[A]

And that should give you all the confidence in the world that.

[B]

No, that gives me the confidence of a clown.

[A]

Well, maybe you should go to therapy for that, because I can't help that.

[B]

I can't help that.

[A]

And maybe.

[B]

Maybe you're toxic.

[A]

Maybe we shouldn't be together.

[B]

What? You just said, if this is how

[A]

you're going to act, maybe we should be together.

[B]

Maybe we shouldn't be together. All the memories, all the history we have, the man that you have helped me become, and you just want to throw it away Because I get jealous that you're getting hit on because you look great.

[A]

I can't live like this. Memories are fine, but call this the Notebook. You're gonna have to read me those. Dude, the Notebook is really sad.

[B]

I'm trying to save our relationship.

[A]

I just broke up with you, and

[B]

you're done, just like that.

[A]

Yeah, see, that's the thing.

[B]

Go with her, little raggedy. Go with her, little raggedy. Enjoy that ride in that Civic. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

See ya.

[B]

See my Maserati?

[A]

Yeah, the K5 is a lot better.

[B]

Sorry, CJ. My K5K.

[A]

But aren't you getting a new car?

[B]

Beautiful, beautiful car. Yes.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

Quite soon, actually.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

Quite soon. Yeah.

[A]

Not.

[B]

Not a. Not a cyber truck, but I'd say it's a step up from a K5 to Huracan.

[A]

If you pulled up in a Lamborghini one day, I would generally, like, set you down. I would be like, hey, man, what's

[B]

going on at home?

[A]

Like, did she cheat on You.

[B]

If I buy a hurricane, my light a hurricane. You're like, I want that one. You're like, okay, give it enhancements, make it stronger. If I buy a hurricane. Yeah, something's. Something wrong has happened in my life.

[A]

If Cameron Kennedy bought a lamborghini, I would 100% like have some talk to

[B]

you, break down the science. Why?

[A]

Because I know you.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You're the most.

[B]

Is it pure off frugalness?

[A]

Literally off the. We had a 10 minute talks that came out. That comes out today on our Patreon. And on it you said, yeah, I don't need to buy first class. I'm fine with the middle seat because I just want to save money.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That same person is not buying a Lamborghini.

[B]

Okay, that's fair. That's fair.

[A]

And that's what I'm saying. If you were to buy a Lamborghini, I know, it's a midlife crisis.

[B]

Yeah. Something's happening. How you're like, when did you get the papers printed? Like, when it wins the divorce app.

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[B]

Oh my God. I don't even. I'm gonna start by knocking on wood.

[A]

It.

[B]

It'd be bad, bro.

[A]

No, yours is gonna be.

[B]

Mine would be bad.

[A]

You know what yours is gonna be.

[B]

I can tell you.

[A]

Okay, what do you think? And then I'll change it because I know what it's going to be because you've already kind of hinted at it.

[B]

Okay, mine. Mine is not. This is a. If this happened. I do not think this is going to happen. I will do everything in my power to not let this happen. If I get a divorce.

[A]

Oh my God. When is that becoming like what the.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

That.

[B]

There is no higher degree of myth. If I get a divorce, my life will crumble.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You think so?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Why?

[B]

No matter. No amount of pre. I mean that hurts, man. That puts a damn half. Half of. Half of a lot to lie. You know that's a. That's a hurts.

[A]

Right?

[B]

But we'll recoup on the back and no worries. It's not the half, it's the. It would like be. Drop it. It'd be like giving birth to a 40 year old. Like I would be experiencing life so different, so deep into life. You know I'm saying. Cuz I did not have the traditional.

[A]

You didn't have the single phase going.

[B]

Multiple.

[A]

Yeah. Bachelor.

[B]

Oh, I got my own spot. I. I can talk to whoever I want. I do. Not that I wanted that. Like I chose Liz. Liv chose me. But I didn't have that having to do that at 40.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[B]

It's like a 40 year old rookie in the league. You'd be oh dude, he's rookie. It's like, yeah, his knee is shot. He is a horrendous athlete.

[A]

You would definitely be that weird old man in the club that's like posted up on the bar with a beer with like a, like a huge beer. Like a press and harden.

[B]

Like a 40 ounce shiner. Bach.

[A]

Yeah. And you'd be like this with a Red Apples Ale. Like just looking at the young women. Oh yeah. And like not even like that's another part.

[B]

I wouldn't know I'm 40. I wouldn't know I'm 40.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

My eyes are still gonna look 28, 29, 40. Yeah.

[A]

You'd be wearing like USPA.

[B]

You should have paid attention.

[A]

You'd be wearing USPA. Just like post it up on the bar with it and just like look like, like weirdly looking at women. You've like this and then you would go up. Yeah. You'd be making suggestive comments and being like, I know you can't have a boyfriend working in a place like this. What's your number? Like, that's how you would talk. You'd get an accent out of nowhere.

[B]

I'd go, nowhere. It's crazy. I'm like, whole lotta sure would hate if you were through it on me.

[A]

What's your name?

[B]

She walks there. She's like, you creep. I'm like, you're right.

[A]

Yeah. And then you. And then you'd get turned down. You'd be like, I don't care. And then you just start dancing by yourself. And then still just moving around trying to find some.

[B]

Then my last ditch effort. Last ditch effort. It's, I mean, 157. The dude just cut the lights on and I go, dude, honestly, everyone in here, you want to ride back in a Maybach, holla at your boy. That's how I'd walk out. And then I go downstairs. It's not a Maybach. Yeah. I go back to my apartment and I'm sad.

[A]

It's a minivan. It's like the mad kitty. Mad kitty.

[B]

Mad kitty.

[A]

Mad city minivan.

[B]

I've made eye contact with mad kitty.

[A]

Yeah. And you would definitely, like, try to go like, give the DJ like $4 and be like, can you play that young gun of one? And they'll be like, hey, bro, it's 2054.

[B]

Yeah, I got dude still club anthem. What are you talking about? You mean to tell me drip or drown comes on right now? He's like, dude, the servers are robots. Yeah.

[A]

I'm like, what do you think my midlife crisis would look like?

[B]

Oh, now this is. That, this is some, this some touchy territory.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I think barring the, let's just call it the implosion of the Internet. Okay, The Internet just goes.

[A]

See, why do you have to go to disaster mode for a midlife crisis? You could be in a great position in life and still have a midlife crisis. That's an eternal thing.

[B]

Well, you, you can give me those great position ones I'm making real. Okay? If the Internet wipes, I mean, I, I, I will pray for you.

[A]

I think that's, I don't like that one. Because by that time, by midlife, I'm not gonna be doing the Internet. Really?

[B]

No. But you as say you are, say you've retired.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You, without the Internet. It's a scary thought.

[A]

You're my job.

[B]

No, you said, oh, well, I mean that if you're working or not. I'm saying if there's no Internet like the whole grid goes out. You would be. It would be bad. You used to say you'd get anxiety just thinking about people in the old days like you them and you got uncomfortable. Now imagine if you physically had to do that.

[A]

Okay. What's my midlife crisis, bro?

[B]

It'd be bad. I mean you. It would be scary. You definitely. A beard would grow so quick, so fast out of nowhere. You'd be like a Gandalf. Be like down here.

[A]

Yeah, you would.

[B]

I mean the stench that would emit from your body would be document worthy. Like it. Someone would have to write about it. It'd be unbelievable. Your hate to say happiness.

[A]

I mean we're already there.

[B]

Skyrocket down and I don't. I think I would hope you have enough in you to reach out to someone that could be good in that scenario. Like. Like a survivalist. I think you'd be a prideful son of a. You try to do it by yourself.

[A]

Do what?

[B]

Survive.

[A]

Are we in like the apocalypse now? What do you mean survive, bro?

[B]

If I hate to break it to you, I don't know if you live in under a rock. If. If all of the Internet goes out gets really weird.

[A]

Get him to like talk about just a. Like regular life. Just midlife crisis camps. Like dude, when the zombies come out.

[B]

I'm not saying zombies.

[A]

Like you just took this whole thing.

[B]

Maybe I don't.

[A]

You don't know what a midlife crisis is.

[B]

Yeah, but like what. It's like a thing that 40 year.

[A]

Like you're in midlife. You're not. It's like a guy that's like 50 that still wants to be like 20 years old. He's like.

[B]

Like an internal one.

[A]

That's what a midlife crisis is.

[B]

Oh. I thought like something has to happen and there's like this massive chain of events.

[A]

No, that's what I say. You're like when I get divorced, whenever you lose the Internet. When the zombies come out.

[B]

Oh, oh, well then now. Tantrum.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

My midlife. My midlife crisis is when I can no longer be athletic. I genuinely think that'll me up like when I. Stop, stop, stop.

[A]

You're athletic now. Stop.

[B]

I can touch the ceiling.

[A]

Touch the ceiling. Oh, that's. I didn't realize it was that long.

[B]

I can absolutely like I go. I walk in to pick up. I don't even stretch. I play. I have fun. 100 soar the next couple days.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But when I Get to the point. I'm like, okay, it's a safety risk. If I play basketball, it's going to mess with me mentally.

[A]

Yeah. See, now, hearing you're. You talk about it now, your midlife cries is going to hit you like a bus because you don't even know what it is, and you're just gonna go through it and I'll have to have the conversation.

[B]

You tell me.

[A]

I just told you.

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

I just told you. You're gonna be young. Your old guy in a club acting like they're young, hitting on women.

[B]

Oh, but that. But hopefully I'm never.

[A]

If I. Oh, it doesn't matter.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no.

[A]

But initially, what I was gonna say is, you're gonna be like 50 years old wearing Nike techs.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But, yeah, I don't see a crisis in that.

[A]

Yeah, but you're not. But you're gonna be fat. Like, you're gonna be overweight. I got that.

[B]

I got that lean belly.

[A]

Yeah. And then you're gonna be like that walk, heart, gut. You're just to like, AAU tournaments and like, giving kids pointers, and they're going to be horrible advice. Like, it's going to be the worst advice ever. It's going to be like, you try that Spain action. You like, back in my day at apu. Oh, I used to. And they're like, get the out of here.

[B]

Yeah. They're like, dude, who are you?

[A]

Am I?

[B]

Who am I? I played Division 2. I go, you're. You're trying to sniff where I pissed. Greatness.

[A]

Yeah. You're going to. You're going to like, go to open mics and do stand up, and it's just going to be like the worst jokes.

[B]

You just. You just. Dude, you just named like that. That's sounds amazing. Everything you just named sounds great for me. Yeah. I would love to wear Nike text. I'd love to go to au, and I'd love to do stand up. It's coming the A. Then that's not a crisis. That's a sign me up.

[A]

Okay, great.

[B]

On the realistic front, what would yours be? Nike.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I don't know. Because my mind went way too south. Yeah.

[A]

But I don't know. You got to come up with it because I don't think I'm going to go through one.

[B]

Oh, wait a second. You can just veto yourself from this. I think I'm perfect. I don't think. I don't think I'm going to get one. I just think I'm too. No midlife crisis for me.

[A]

I don't think I'm gonna have one. I'm too self aware for a midlife crisis.

[B]

I think maybe I'm way too self aware. I think it might be something around kids. That's what I would think.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

Like, if you, like, I'm be, like, 60, trying to.

[A]

Trying to shoot. Shoot up.

[B]

Oh, no. I was saying something to do with your children. Like, it might be because you're a very. In a good way, but you love your life and stuff like that. I think maybe when it gets past to, like, you have to live for someone else or something like that, and you have to, like, forcibly stop doing things you want or something, that might be your crisis. Maybe if I had to think.

[A]

I don't think that's a midlife crisis, bro. I think it's parenting.

[B]

Oh, yeah. But I'm saying, the way Cam knows

[A]

what a midlife crisis. We just got to move on. Okay.

[B]

That's fair. Do you know how to whistle? There's no way.

[A]

I think my whistle had a lisp in.

[B]

Was dry, and at the very end, it was like. It was like a little hyping

[A]

tail end. We had some.

[B]

That's not a wi. You had nothing.

[A]

You didn't hear that? Everybody shut up. No talking.

[B]

That is not a whistle. That is not a whistle in the slightest.

[A]

Yeah, I didn't. I wasn't allowed to whistle as a kid.

[B]

What the hell does that mean?

[A]

My mom said it would bring demons into the house. So, you know, she put that in the same realm of, like, putting toenails in the soup, you know? I mean, that's all gonna bring some spells we don't want.

[B]

Your mom thought whistling summons demons.

[A]

Well, she said that. And then whistling in the dark is even worse.

[B]

Whistling in the dark because you can't see what.

[A]

It's attractive. It's two things that. Yeah, I guess.

[B]

You're not. You're not being serious.

[A]

I swear to God. And I always thought it was cool because my grandpa had a real racist whistle, and he put the. You know, those. Yeah.

[B]

Echoing whistle.

[A]

Yeah. See, I don't know how to do that. I think whistling, honestly, that is probably the most, like, pretentious ever. People that walk by and just whistle want attention.

[B]

If you. If you can whistle, like, hymns and

[A]

tunes, you can whistle.

[B]

Yes, whistle. You're making me jealous. Or not jealous. You're making me nervous.

[A]

Okay. Oh, see, you seductively whistle.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, I definitely do a couple of catcall whistles yeah.

[A]

So see, people like that. See people that catcall whistle. Honestly, if it's like the weird construction workers.

[B]

Oh, yeah, they got a hard hat. They're like.

[A]

Now people that can whistle. Did you practice whistling or did it just come naturally?

[B]

I don't. I really don't know the origin story of my whistle. I used to be. I mean, Olympic whistler before my braces see that. I had this weird buck tooth situation. It caused this little air gap. Oh, my God. I could whistle like a son of a. I think.

[A]

I didn't know if whistling came with practice or natural. I thought whistling was just gonna hit me one day, like my first. Like, I was just gonna be like, oh, wow, I can whistle.

[B]

Whistling. Whistling is not even. I don't understand people who can't whistle. Me.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

You have a fat tongue. It's got to be the fat tongue syndrome. You either. You either blow out or you suck in. Mine's an in. What?

[A]

You can have any whistles? Oh, yeah.

[B]

It's just like a belly button. It's either an outie or inny.

[A]

Okay, let me go. That hurt my back. How do you.

[B]

I don't know how to. It's here. And you just. You're like touching your lips. You just made a hole.

[A]

Wait, let me see your mouth. Maybe it's cause I have more lips.

[B]

Okay, that's a white people joke.

[A]

Am I lightheaded?

[B]

You don't touch him. Do you just burp?

[A]

I think something's happening.

[B]

You don't touch him. You go like a little. Like a little. Little fish. There you go. Now just pull in. Try the inward.

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

I plead the fifth. I plead the fifth.

[A]

I don't think that goes with what I'm saying.

[B]

I plead the fifth.

[A]

Say the.

[B]

All right. Yo, dude, let me try to whistle that way,

[A]

bro.

[B]

I cannot, like, know. This is.

[A]

That was the hack to whistle. You just have to say the N word like this.

[B]

Oh, my God. What if that. What? Once you did that with. I don't even feel comfortable saying that. With the word yes. What if. That's how you unlock whistling, Right? And it's a known. Like you found the secret sauce. You have to say the N word

[A]

to be able to whistle. Yeah.

[B]

And then you're just walking down the street.

[A]

You see, it's like every white person can whistle. That's why my grandpa was like,

[B]

Oh, my God. Pierce is walking to his truck, hitting the.

[A]

I mean, he's been going for a minute.

[B]

You're one of the jingle You're. You can jingle.

[A]

I can do anything. He's like.

[B]

He's like, can you hit a jingle real quick? Hit a jingle.

[A]

Hit mic. That means he was letting.

[B]

That means he's ripped.

[A]

He was in his bed.

[B]

Like,

[A]

That's what he was doing. I don't feel comfortable making that joke in front of y', all, Dario. The only reason I feel good is because Dariel's here and he can laugh.

[B]

Is that a real thing?

[A]

You shouldn't continue the conversation.

[B]

No, but I'm saying you shouldn't continue.

[A]

And you're going, okay, that's fair.

[B]

Awesome.

[A]

Yeah, bro.

[B]

That is so.

[A]

That's funny. No, I've never really thought about whistling before, Scrap. But that.

[B]

That's what I don't understand about you. How do you not ask my mom

[A]

if she knows how to whistle?

[B]

Whistle?

[A]

I think it might be a black thing. Dariel can't whistle. Don't even dare. I don't lie. Don't try to fit in.

[B]

Is it a black thing? No, dude. My wife whistles like a hillbilly. It's just, like, tooth thing. She goes.

[A]

Your wife used to let it ring off, too. I'm gonna call my mom real quick. Hey, you're on the podcast right now. Quick question. Hey, Mama, yes or no? Quick question. Yes or no? Do you know how to whistle?

[B]

No, Peyton, I do not.

[A]

Do you know? Can your sister whistle?

[B]

I don't think so. Oh, my God, no. Can your dad whistle?

[A]

Could your dad whistle? No.

[B]

No. Your dad.

[A]

My dad. Oh, wait, wait.

[B]

What'd you say?

[A]

Yes, of course he can. My dad.

[B]

She said, of course he can.

[A]

I think it's a white thing.

[B]

All right, let's just come out. Is it a white and black thing? Do black people know how to whistle? Some white people do know how to whistle.

[A]

I'm not sure what happened happen with me, but I cannot do it. No. Can Preston whistle?

[B]

Yes. But Preston's the whitest.

[A]

Press.

[B]

Like, I sure can. Coughing. Of course I can cough it.

[A]

Okay, well, we were trying to figure out the origins of whistles. We said that the gateway to whistling was the N word. So that's why a bunch of white people can say it. It. Stop it. But I think. I think there are blacks that whistle.

[B]

It's just.

[A]

I don't know. It's country thing.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, I mean. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. Our sample size isn't looking good right now. We can't. We can't find a lot of blacks that can whistle. All right, all right, love you. Bye. Love you. Bye.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

I mean, we just got to the bottom. We.

[B]

I think we just had a full blown investigative case.

[A]

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[B]

Beautiful.

[A]

I didn't like it. I don't like it. I think I'm too old for. For that now.

[B]

It's tripping.

[A]

I'm too old, but I don't think I'm getting too old for alcohol. I don't drink like I used to anymore.

[B]

That's. No, that's fine. It's. Bro, life is. I don't think it's an age thing. I think it's moderation. Yeah, I think there was a point where you were drinking heavily. Not to air you out, but I

[A]

think I'm public about that.

[B]

Exactly. And same as other people. Once. Once you scale back, it's like it does. I don't. I Think cold turkey is wild sometimes when it's a clearly bad thing. Yes. Do it. But it's all moderation.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's like. That's why I think it's. But.

[A]

But. So I couldn't sleep the other night, so I was like, I'm a dabble into the gummies. I went to CJ's room.

[B]

Just kidding. I. I got. I got that. Nat is trying to be your next door neighborhood. And that was inside. He was on the inside of your glasses. I saw that.

[A]

I smell like home, but. So I had this thought. While I was under the influence, I had this thought, be careful. Look at the ground right now. Wherever you're at, if you're watching this, look at the ground and then look at the ceiling.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

Every ceiling is the same size as the ground. But if you were to put everything that's on the ground on the ceiling, it wouldn't fit.

[B]

You did more in the gummy, buddy. What are you talking about?

[A]

It's called the. It's called the floor ceiling theory, and I think it's a real theory. After I looked it up, like, more people have said this. Like, right now, everything that's on the ground right now would not fit on the ceiling. And, like, the way we'd be able to walk around.

[B]

I argue it would fit exactly.

[A]

No, it would not. No, it would not. How would it know? It would not. How? How?

[B]

It would not. Because, look, there's less.

[A]

There's less ceiling than there. Oh, I don't know. It just looks different, doesn't it?

[B]

You just said it's the exact same size.

[A]

It looks the exact same size.

[B]

It is.

[A]

I don't think so. I think there's, like, more mass on the ground. Because, look, look, if you put this chair in that couch, or this is the couch as well, I guess.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Put this couch, that couch, all this equipment on the ceiling right now. You. We could not walk around as freely right here.

[B]

P. You could not. Yes, you can.

[A]

Everybody, right now, look at where you're at. Look at the ceiling and put whatever furniture you're on right now on that ceiling. You would not be able to walk around as freely as you can now.

[B]

Yes, you can. It's the exact same.

[A]

No, it's not. No, it's not.

[B]

Peyton, do you understand what is above that ceiling?

[A]

Insulation.

[B]

And then above that?

[A]

Pipes.

[B]

And then above that, another concrete slab floor with the exact same layout as us.

[A]

Holy.

[B]

The ceiling is really the extra basement. If you really think about it, all a ceiling is. Is beneath another floor. You want to talk about some real.

[A]

Oh, my God. You just came up with a real theory. So the ceiling isn't really the ceiling. It's just the second floor.

[B]

Second floor.

[A]

So every place we're in right now is literally the basement.

[B]

100%. You own a one story house. No, you don't.

[A]

You're in the basement.

[B]

Yeah. You're in the basement.

[A]

So right now we're on the second floor of this Docs as we're moving. We're in the second floor of this building right now. And there's a ceiling above us. But really? Wait, so there's people walking above us right now?

[B]

Yeah, but that's tile. No, that's the tile. Then there's the gooey, and then there's

[A]

the fiberglass, which technically were two floors below.

[B]

We're in like the underworld of the next floor. That's all we are.

[A]

So whenever somebody is like buying a house and it's a one story house, you should always say it's a two story house.

[B]

No, you shouldn't say it's two stories till after you buy. You don't want to pay for a two story?

[A]

No, no, I don't do it for the cheap.

[B]

I'm saying that.

[A]

So it's technically two story house.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

You can go up in that attic and what's beneath that attic?

[A]

Because the ceiling that you're looking at is not the actual ceiling. It's just another floor.

[B]

You're not seeing that. You're not seeing the apex of your roof. You're not seeing the very top of the wooden frames.

[A]

No.

[B]

You're just seeing this. Holy. Seeing this. Walk outside your front door, look up. Looks a lot taller than the ceiling. You can jump and touch, right? Yeah, because it is. They're lying to us. You're in the underworld basement of your floor.

[A]

Then how do people fall through the floor? Like in apartments?

[B]

They fall through because it's this. With nowhere near this money, it's an apartment.

[A]

You know, building homes is absolutely the most fascinating thing in the world.

[B]

It is. It's a beautiful. It's a work of art.

[A]

There's a lot of new construction by my neighborhood right now. And I've been watching these people build houses. Anybody that lives in a house, you're not safe, like, at all. Okay.

[B]

We're going completely different ways.

[A]

I've been watching these people build a home in this new neighborhood. All it is, is wood. Yeah, that's it. And then they just put like this little fluffy stuff on the outside and then just Put bricks to make it look good. The bricks aren't actually anything. There's no concrete in between floors. It's just wood.

[B]

I mean, yeah, would you.

[A]

But it's not like a bunch of layered wood. It's just like slabs across. And they build in like two weeks.

[B]

Yeah. They make their frames, they wall it off and you're good.

[A]

And then you could put thousands of pounds of furniture and people on that and it's just fine. That that's not mind boggling to you.

[B]

No.

[A]

You just accept.

[B]

Why is that so mind Cam.

[A]

Cam. Cam. Camron. Yes. Imagine I just. Because it's not even special wood. They don't go to like the.

[B]

You're right, it's two by fours. Exactly.

[A]

They don't go to like wakandawood.com and get special wood.

[B]

They're not getting vibranium wood.

[A]

You're going a Home Depot or a Lowe's grabbing just wood off the shelf and building homes that last for decades and people could just walk on them and put. There's not even a weight limit. There's no weight limit. Like your house doesn't come with a hay. Like, like it's an elevator.

[B]

Like, hey, 20,000 on the top floor, nothing more.

[A]

Exactly. They're just like, hey, whatever the you want to do right here, you can

[B]

do it because it's. No one questions it. No. Just wood. Yes.

[A]

Is wood the strongest asset in the world? No.

[B]

You are, you are highly, highly underestimating the strength of wood.

[A]

I've seen bridges, crumb bridges, and those are made of concrete. Brick, like the most hardest substances humans could possibly find.

[B]

Definitely not brick. Bricks made in an oven. Buddy, you didn't know bricks were made in an oven?

[A]

Every brick was made in an oven.

[B]

Bricks are made in an oven.

[A]

How many ovens do we got?

[B]

It's big oven brick.

[A]

Is there an oven brick? Is there brick factories?

[B]

Yeah, it's like an Amazon warehouse. And there's a million ovens lined up and they're just making bricks in it.

[A]

But how do bricks are made? How are bricks made in an oven? What starts in there? Like, what do you put egg yolks in there, a little bit of powder and then you got, you got bricks.

[B]

I don't know the actual make, the chemical makeup, but it doesn't make sense. No, no, no.

[A]

Because years ago when I said about the gas stations, it didn't make sense. Right. Where's the gas coming from? Now the thing I'm saying about houses, how is there no weight limit on the second floor? Of houses. Because all it is is wood camp. Literally in taekwondo classes, they have little scrawny sixth graders breaking through wood pieces. And now we could put overweight people and desks on it and it's fine in mini fridges.

[B]

There is differences in woods, there's differences in density of woods. And those six year olds. Hate to break it to you, buddy. This was pre cracked. Let's keep it a beat.

[A]

Oh, it was not. Mine was.

[B]

Oh, your board was pre cracked.

[A]

Chuck Norris would not do that.

[B]

Oh, Chuck Norris would absolutely do that. She could buy the hundred and thirty nine dollar class. You went to your pre cracked. Or it is. I mean, the thinnest. Whatever.

[A]

Cam. Okay. But I can, I can literally the. The Home depot wood that you go and buy off the, off the wall. I could break that in half if I wanted to.

[B]

I could give you Bucky's, I could give you Thanos's thing. You're not snapping a two by four with your own hands like this, Cam.

[A]

If you put it on one end and one end in the middle was. There was nothing supporting the middle. And I went like this for literally like an hour. It would break.

[B]

First off that. Yes.

[A]

That's how houses are built because there's nothing in between.

[B]

So, okay, you as a person. Right. This is a perfect example. You as a person. Let's say, how much can you. How much can you pick up weight? Deadlift?

[A]

Couple hundred.

[B]

Couple hundred. Let's call it. Let's call it. We'll boost you. Let's call it 400.

[A]

I can pick up £400. Sure. Okay.

[B]

You can pick up £400. Now if we grabbed 10 of you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And we put you all right next to each other, you can pick up a lot. You can pick up £4,000. Yeah. So that's the same with the wood. One beam by itself. Yeah. A frame for a house is a two by four. Two by four. Two by four. 2 by four.

[A]

2 by four.

[B]

Two by four. Two by four. And it's stapled with other two by fours. And it's a big frame.

[A]

No, it's not. It's hollow. I just saw it. I just saw a house. I was. I'm watching houses get built, Cam. And it's. I can see through one side of the house to the other. I can see from the bottom to the top.

[B]

And then after that, you think they're selling boneless homes. It's not completed.

[A]

All they do is add like that, that fluffy pink and then they put bricks and that's all they do in carpet, in wood.

[B]

Where's the floor? Where's the floor?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Yeah, just cuz you don't see it doesn't mean it's not there.

[A]

But that's. That is mind boggling to me to how that. That can just last decades and no one's questioning. We're just walking on it.

[B]

Beauty of engineering.

[A]

It's not engineering. Engineering. There's no computers.

[B]

Engineering isn't just computers. Engineering is building things.

[A]

I thought that was architecture.

[B]

That is architecture as well.

[A]

But engineering is computers.

[B]

Engineering is not just computers. What do you not understand about that?

[A]

Why are you sitting like that?

[B]

This is a crazy stance.

[A]

Engineering is computers. I walked into an engineering class because there was this girl that I had a crush on and she was in engineering and they were on computers all day, every day.

[B]

You could have walked into any of my business classes. I was on a computer. This business is business. Only computers.

[A]

You can't do business without a computer. That's in the modern age.

[B]

That is the dumbest I've ever heard. Ever.

[A]

You don't have to.

[B]

You can't. You can't do business without a computer.

[A]

Not really.

[B]

What in the hell?

[A]

We're gonna get the Docusign.

[B]

You don't need a Docusign.

[A]

What else? What do you need?

[B]

You. I could walk up to you right now and say, you know what? I have this brand, I'm gonna give you $30,000 to promote it.

[A]

You have to have a contract. You have to sign a contract.

[B]

You don't have to.

[A]

Yeah, you do.

[B]

No, you don't.

[A]

Because that's not real business.

[B]

And a contract doesn't require a computer.

[A]

That's. Yes, it does.

[B]

No, it doesn't. You could write a contract. No, legally, you know you can do that.

[A]

Yes, you can write a contract.

[B]

You write a contract on a napkin and if it has the bullet points it can uphold in a court of law.

[A]

Okay, but where'd they get the napkin?

[B]

Not a computer, A nap. A napkin.

[A]

Napkins. Paper, right?

[B]

A napkin is paper. It's not copy paper. I don't know the breakdown of a napkin.

[A]

It's not. Napkins don't get made in a factory. The factory is run by computers.

[B]

If you want to play that game, let's keep going back until, oh, I don't know, Computers didn't exist. World kept spinning. We had medicine before computers.

[A]

Did we?

[B]

Holy. We had medicine before computers. Can I say sports before computers. We had theater before computers. We had art.

[A]

That's not business.

[B]

We had music.

[A]

That's not business.

[B]

If I make a song and I sell tickets, how'd you make the song repeat? I'm talking about Beethoven. If I could go, I'm not too convinced. Speed it up now. If I can do that and a hundred people buy a two shilling ticket to my concert, I leave with 200 shillings.

[A]

Those were agreements.

[B]

And business agreements. Let's define business then.

[A]

You went to class for it.

[B]

Yeah, I don't even know that. I don't know the Webster definition.

[A]

Guess I wouldn't trust what you have to say about it.

[B]

Oh, my God. You are a monster. You are a monster.

[A]

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Oh, my gosh.

[A]

Yeah, go ahead.

[B]

Speaking of the whole route and everything, of business and school and computers. Okay. Crippling adhd. I went down a investigative path.

[A]

You investigated something the other night. What'd you do?

[B]

Sicknesses.

[A]

You sound sick.

[B]

That was. That wasn't a cue. That wasn't a thing.

[A]

John Jones on your shirt.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

It's just mind bogging to me.

[B]

What?

[A]

Nothing.

[B]

What?

[A]

Nothing.

[B]

John Jump shirt?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm 28 years old wearing a John Jones shirt.

[A]

No, I got you the shirt.

[B]

You did? I was gonna say you bought it. It's a beautiful shirt. What's mind boggling?

[A]

Nothing. Go ahead. I don't want to do that.

[B]

You're gonna dox me? No. Oh, go ahead.

[A]

What were you saying?

[B]

What are you gonna say? Go ahead.

[A]

Go.

[B]

So I was researching and the most potent and strongest Illnesses you can get over the last 20 years. And it's not. It's not Covid.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

It's not Ebola.

[A]

Polio.

[B]

It's not polio. It's not smallpox, and it's not the swine flu. It's the beaver fever. That is the strongest. And I have evidence that is the strongest sickness. I got a case of it in 2009.

[A]

What does that mean?

[B]

I got a case in 2009. Seventeen years later, I had a flare up. I saw him at Coachella.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I saw human beings falling out, passing out, crying.

[A]

Justin Bieber's the biggest thing of has since Michael Jackson.

[B]

He is massive, and it is genuine. But my son got a case this weekend.

[A]

Your son fell in love with Justin Bieber?

[B]

He sat there and watched the whole Coachella performance.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Weekend one, though, is.

[A]

There's something. No, I genuinely think they put something. When they made Justin Bieber. Oh, they put something in him. I'm telling you. Because there's a. I have the. Like, I don't remember, really. I have a vivid memory of the first time I watched Justin Bieber. It's the strongest Fuddruckers in Destin, Florida. And I remember there was TVs going, and it was like. Like the second tower just got hit. I'm telling you, like, we're all eating. And then every TV changed to the baby music video. And everybody, adult kids, everybody went like this and watched. I've never seen a place go silent. Everybody was like this. Like. We just got like.

[B]

Like, yes.

[A]

And, yeah. I've never experienced something like that. And I can. That's the closest thing we will get to feeling what people, our parents felt about Michael Jackson.

[B]

And I'm glad you said that. And I'm looking right at y' all when I say this. I don't. I don't care if you put my feet to the fire. I don't care if you clip this. I don't care if you cancel me for this. I am standing on this fact.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

Justin Bieber did an ERAS tour. It's better than Taylor Swift.

[A]

This message is brought to you by Cam Kennedy. That's at Cam Ken 22. Or. No, that's the Cam Kennedy on Instagram.

[B]

My world. He goes, oh, so good. I got you. Sequel my world 2.0. Oh, y' all love that. Let me do the acoustic version, then. Oh, you. You love Christmas trees and hot choke and hot chocolate. Yeah. Christmas album. Mm. Okay.

[A]

Yeah, he's got that.

[B]

After that, what do you need to. What do you need to turn into Beliebers. Here's Believe. Unreal. And guess what? After that. Yeah, I found my purpose. Hold that for me. Yeah, we're gonna chop the hair up by the way. Acoustic version of the Believe as well. Yes, we're gonna chop the hair off. Get. Get yatted. We're going through some changes.

[A]

Oh, not too fond of that one.

[B]

But Dave's decent. It was an experimental project after Changes. You know I like my hair. Let's grow it back and give my hair some justice. Drop that.

[A]

Oh, that's a good album. I like that.

[B]

Then he took a four year hiatus and dropped a back to back heavyweight champion classic Swag in Swag 2.

[A]

Swag is double album. Swag is a good album. I just don't like the way it was mixed.

[B]

2009 to current day, all hitters better than Taylor.

[A]

Now are you. Are you going off this saying personal prefit preference. Are you going off this saying your definitive Justin Bieber would have a better ERAS tour than Taylor Swift?

[B]

I think off of Propaganda and her tour she's already done it's. It's almost impossible. But in terms of subjectively with a. With the t sh of some facts, I would argue there's equal amount as girls at their peak prime. Equal amount of girl listeners listen to Justin and Taylor.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So many more guys listen to Justin Bieber before Taylor Swift. That's different.

[A]

He's a guy guy.

[B]

So he can pull more if we got equal amount of girls.

[A]

I don't think so.

[B]

Girls are. Girls like are are. Are ready to die for Justin Bieber as they are for Taylor and they're Swifties. So equal. Let's call it Wash at their peak powers.

[A]

Right?

[B]

But he has more dudes as well because he's a dude. Taylor's not pulling guys along with her girls. Justin's pulling guys with the girls.

[A]

I don't know, you're not making a bad case about this, but I think Taylor Swift is such an anomaly of a human being. Not so like saying like I'm like a huge fan. I do respect her. I think she's a great writer. Like I think her pen is matched. But I've never seen ticket sales like that.

[B]

Yeah, like that.

[A]

The way she can move a product of ticket sales, hard ticket sales is like nothing I have ever scene and I don't even. I don't know if that goes for a talent thing, a marketing thing or a thing. But I do not know if Justin Bieber can sell a hard ticket the way Taylor Swift can now tell me

[B]

this man does a. He. He bites the style of an eras tour.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like promo.

[A]

Isn't that already kind of confessing if he's biting the style of Taylor Swift doesn't kind of put him behind a little bit.

[B]

No, she just did it first. She was the trailblazer.

[A]

Yeah, that's. That gives a point, doesn't it?

[B]

But it. But it's not about who does it first about who does it best.

[A]

I don't always agree with that. But I think there is a But that coming up with something. I think that is a.

[B]

You get a point for it.

[A]

But I don't think we should just like. Like I don't think we should ignore Steve Jobs because there's better technology now on a MacBook that he didn't come up with. But he came up with this tech. Like. Yeah, came with the technology. But with the.

[B]

That's in his company though. I'm saying that's like sports. Like, you know, just because something. Bill Russell like he won it first. He was the first to coach and it's like he's not the greatest. He's just not.

[A]

It's different. Yeah, but.

[B]

Yeah, but anyway, if he did that creativity same I like believe will be on there my world. Old hits, new hits, everything era. The whole like anyway. And he caught a bad. Like the whole. With COVID and all that stuff. It was unfortunate.

[A]

Can I say this though? I do Justin Bieber as much as I love. I am a dike. You know me since I was a kid. A Justin Bieber stand. I will die behind my biebs.

[B]

And how.

[A]

But I.

[B]

Let me say this. How many guys.

[A]

Let me tell you this. He is not a good performer like Taylor. Like a great performer. He's good. He's not a great performer. Like that's just been his thing his whole career. Like as a kid. Yes. Because you're in that machine and they're forcing you to. You know, they're doing it like you have to do this. Did this dance move with the thing. Like one less only girl. They did that for him. But like you could see Justin Bieber now. You can see Justin Bieber now. Like Coachella. There was a good performance, but he's not a Taylor Swift is a genius performer. Like the of her swimming under the stair. Like the different sets and the like that all goes into making a good show. Justin Bieber can give you banger after banger after banger, but can he perform it and take over in a ring, a stadium? Like. Like Taylor Swift can. I think Taylor Swift takes the cake in performing. She is a phenomenal performer. Yes. I mean, like, bar none, a phenomenal performer. Justin Bieber. I like his music more. I would rather sit there and listen to a Justin Bieber concert regardless of his performance. I do not think he could put on a show the way that Taylor

[B]

Swift does put on the show. Probably not, but the overall tour. And if he decided to make a massive production behind it. Exactly.

[A]

I would go, oh, who's.

[B]

Okay. Super quick.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Abel or Taylor in terms of performing?

[A]

Well, I. I cannot answer that.

[B]

I can.

[A]

I'll say anybody. The weekend shows.

[B]

That is a.

[A]

That is a actual able Tessa Fa. If you ever come across one of our 9000 clip pages. Abel. Tessa Fey. My name is Peyton Harden.

[B]

I. I will get EXO10 on my

[A]

forehead just for a little bit of acknowledgment, man. I don't care. I'm marked out. I'm a fan. I'm a super fan.

[B]

I love you.

[A]

I listen to you all the time. I have all of your vinyls, man. Please don't go away.

[B]

We went to your old house. Sounds creepy.

[A]

I did go to your old house whenever we went on tour. No, I'm just kidding, Abel. But if you're. If you see this. I love you, man. Genuinely, I do. Oh, I forgot to respond to him. That sucks. No, no, no, no. Let's get into the game. You should know. Podcast this episode is brought to you by booking dot com. Guys, I've got to say, if you're looking to grow your vacation rental business, this is the place to be. You know what the place to be is?

[B]

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[B]

Oh, Lord.

[A]

We haven't done a game in a while, and we. A lot of this episode, we were talking about, like, our friendship and stuff like this. And I want to get into a deep dive of our friendship. But add a little twist to.

[B]

I have not seen you hold your beats in two in a year, year and a half.

[A]

I found these actually in a backpack, so I'm surprised they still work. I think I wore them, like, twice.

[B]

Oh, my. I mean, just.

[A]

I want to play the headphone confession game.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

So we're both going to wear these headphones. The other person has to say a real confession about our friendship. We've been friends for 10 years, and we're about to spill our secrets with some headphones on. You gotta guess what we're saying. All right, you go first.

[B]

I'm going first.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. Okay, okay. Here, let me. You got the music going. All right, let's do it. I preface this. Me and Cam have known each other for about 10 years.

[B]

I cannot hear anything, bro. I can't hear a single thing.

[A]

Okay. We went to. We went to college together, by the way, so. And.

[B]

Are you talking to me?

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay. I don't. I don't.

[A]

This is a hundred percent true. And I've never told them this.

[B]

Yes. All right, so when you say it, I'm just guessing.

[A]

Yes, in college. Okay. I told a girl that had a crush on you that you weren't into her.

[B]

Somebody I got in college and you had a crush on a girl. Yeah.

[A]

This is so up, cuz. It's true, cuz I liked her.

[B]

They're crying, laughing.

[A]

She loved Cam, too. And I said, he's not the one. He doesn't like you. Okay, in me know, in college, I told a girl that had a crush on you that you didn't like her.

[B]

What the hell? That's how you were blocking. In college, you told that. You told. You told a girl that liked me that you. I didn't like her. You had a cross on.

[A]

No, I had a crush on her.

[B]

Whoa. What the. I thought you.

[A]

Pause it.

[B]

I thought you said you told the girl you had a crush on me and that I didn't like her. We Were gay.

[A]

No,

[B]

you straight up said you told her.

[A]

You know the girl I'm talking about, too.

[B]

Which. Who's that? Wait, which one? Oh, wait.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. It's so she. Wow. So she came because first of all, we all.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

First of all. First of all, we all had a crush on her. Right?

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

And so she came up to me one day.

[B]

She confessed with the tongue that she liked me. Yeah. She said. She said.

[A]

I. She's like, hey, I really like him. Do you think he's interested in me? And I go, this one, I'm going to be honest. No,

[B]

that is. That is generational. Oh, wow. It's all good. Everything happens.

[A]

But yeah, no, it's not like you're mad about it now, but it is up as a friend to do same.

[B]

That's insane. It's insane.

[A]

And the crazy thing is like. Like a month or two after that, I asked her out on a date. She said no, so was for nothing.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

And I didn't tell you about it.

[B]

That's insanity.

[A]

I can't have it.

[B]

Oh, my God. Take those.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

God. I know the route you're on.

[A]

Okay, here we go. Okay, hold on.

[B]

Yeah, leave it loud. Oh, all the ears. There we go. Can you hear what I'm saying? He can't hear. It's so loud. The headphones are so loud. Okay, there we go. You ready?

[A]

What?

[B]

Are you ready?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. During one of our first road trips in college, I fake went to sleep so I could listen to you spit game on the phone.

[A]

I feel like he's whispering. Is he whispering?

[B]

Due to my lack of. My lack of flirting. One of our first road trips, I fake went to sleep to listen to you spit game on the phone.

[A]

On a road trip. You faked being asleep to hear me spit game on the phone.

[B]

I am dead serious. I literally said. I said, yeah, bro, I'm out of here.

[A]

I'm just.

[B]

I'm gonna go to sleep.

[A]

Wait, wait, that's concerning because I know whenever you used to be asleep, I would get my bath.

[B]

Oh, I heard some crazy. I said, yeah, I have no shot. I said, how does he possess one? How does he possess these skills?

[A]

Was I saying nasty?

[B]

Oh, it was so gross. I was so gross. It was so gross. I was like, what the. I was like, what does that even mean, man? And I was, bro, whole time, no phone. I couldn't blow the COVID And I literally just like. I turned to the wall. You were in the other bed, and I was just like this. You were like, oh, what is that?

[A]

You're like, I can go in there.

[B]

What part of the body is that? I was like, he doesn't even have that car. What are you talking about?

[A]

The crazy thing is, I used to wild out whenever I thought Cam was asleep.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Hey, Cam, you don't take a shower?

[B]

No. Oh, yeah. That genuinely opened my eyes. I was like, I'm never doing that again. I was like, I'll just straight up ask him. No need to. No need to sneak.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I gotta make you something. NDA things.

[B]

You heard.

[A]

Oh, wow. Okay. Okay. You know, a couple months ago, Cam said his phone number got leaked. It was. This is probably why. You ready? When we're in public. When I'm in public and fans come take pictures with me and ask for my number, I give them yours.

[B]

Okay. Something in the beginning about. At first I thought Miami or Vegas or some city. I think you just said you give people my phone number when they ask for yours. Are you out of your mind? The amount. The amount. The amount of. Reach out fake spam, call a camp, dude. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It all makes sense. No, no. Oh, my God. They all say blame Peyton at the end, and I always try to think. I'm like, what the hell are they talking?

[A]

Because, you know, fans come up and they're like, hey, I would love to build and connect. I got this business. Can I get your number? And I'm like, yeah, sure. I just give yours,

[B]

Peyton, the amount that I get. That quite literally say, hey, bro, don't even want to be like that. Not trying to be weird. Hope you have a great day, bro. Blame Peyton. Why are you doing that? Give my. Give my home address next time, why don't you? Oh, dude. Yeah, he's not here, but this is where he's at. You can go take a picture there. What is wrong with you? Why are you giving them my phone? Just make a fake number. I feel bad. Then you don't feel bad about giving them mine? No, because I don't feel bad about actually giving my information out.

[A]

No, because I know your answer, Flip.

[B]

No, I don't answer. I sit and I go, oh, God.

[A]

You started to at the beginning.

[B]

Oh, I was answering.

[A]

That's why when we made. You made that story a couple months ago, and you're like, dude, I think my phone numbers leaked.

[B]

I was like, oh, my God.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

Can we. Can you put yourself in my shoes? How pissed would you be if I did that?

[A]

Oh, I'd be furious. Infuriated.

[B]

Then Stop it. Why? That's exactly how I feel. Stop.

[A]

Sorry. The last time I did it was this last couple weekends ago at WrestleMania. That was the last time I did it. But they were really convincing that they had something, a good business opportunity, and you went to business school.

[B]

I'm not getting. I'm not getting business inquiries. I'm getting. Hey, I'd love a FaceTime. Hey, my dog's name's Gerald. Hey, this is my friend. I'm getting harassed. Peyton. Harassment.

[A]

Okay, I'll give them. I'll give them C.J. number next.

[B]

There you go. We're Robbies.

[A]

C.J. definitely won't answer.

[B]

Oh, no. C.J. will find. C.J. will find where you live. C.J. will get that number, do some bio tracing, get an IP address and be like. Don't do it again. Okay. Oh, you're. No. Yeah, you're out of here. Hold on. You're out of here.

[A]

All right, I'm ready.

[B]

One time you beat me in an argument so bad.

[A]

One time you beat me.

[B]

Oh, yeah, there we go. One time you beat me in an argument so bad I went home and I rehearsed it in the mirror, but I altered it to where I won.

[A]

One time we were overseas and you beat me, so you went back. Nope.

[B]

That was close. Nope. Close.

[A]

Yeah. Let me see your mouth.

[B]

Okay. One time you beat me in an argument.

[A]

You're hiding on the mic. I can't.

[B]

One time you beat me in an argument so bad I went home, redid it in the mirror, but altered it to where I was the winner.

[A]

One time.

[B]

Oh, we're just cheating.

[A]

No, I'm saying. But I can't say because I'm starting to say his lyrics.

[B]

He was like, surf.

[A]

Yeah. He keeps on.

[B]

Surf. Surf.

[A]

One time we were doing something and I beat you so bad that you went home and looked in the mirror and flip flopped. Is that wrong?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Put it back on.

[B]

So close.

[A]

So close.

[B]

You got it. One time you beat me in an argument so bad.

[A]

One. Okay, sorry.

[B]

One time you beat me in an argument so bad I be you in hoops. So bad.

[A]

So bad I went home.

[B]

You went home, looked myself in the

[A]

mirror, looked yourself in the mirror.

[B]

I altered the outcome, and you're like, I'm.

[A]

That what you said.

[B]

I altered it to where I won.

[A]

Oh, and convinced yourself that you won.

[B]

Yeah. Take him off. I said, one time you beat me in an argument so bad that I went home as a grown man, I looked in the mirror, I redid the argument, but changed it to where I Won. This was like, a year ago on the pod. What argument?

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

Oh, not on the pod.

[A]

No, it was off the pod.

[B]

It was like a real argument. Oh, Like, I lost. And I was like, oh, God. And I went home, and I sat there in front of the mirror, and I was like, oh, you prideful.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

I was like, no, honestly. You know what?

[A]

Honestly.

[B]

In the mirror, as a grown man,

[A]

I think that's early onset schizo, dude.

[B]

It might be. It was bad.

[A]

But, I mean, that's early signs, and you're getting voices, and I literally was

[B]

like, oh, my God. I should have said this. You know what? This is how I feel. I switched it to where I want.

[A]

Not potting by yourself in a mirror is crazy. To get an argument off that. I mean, that's nuts. I mean, that's absolutely crazy. I mean, imagine you're doing that, and your son walks up and he's like, oh, yeah.

[B]

No, I'm pretty sure Liv is pregnant. Like, it was that recent.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah, it was bad Last one.

[A]

That's. I mean, that's sad. That just shows you. I'll be body. I'm an argument. All right, here we go. In college, I muted your alarms because they annoyed me.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

I mean, wow. Okay, start over.

[A]

In college, I muted your alarms, but,

[B]

oh, yeah, your tongue up. I was like, he's not spayed. English. He said. I was like.

[A]

In college, I muted your alarms because they annoyed me.

[B]

I mean, I am in college. That is concrete. In college.

[A]

In college. Yeah.

[B]

I think I saw, like, pudding. I think I saw alarm. I think. Okay. Alarm.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. In college, I muted your alarms because they annoyed me.

[B]

You set. You set my alarm for an appointment. You pushed my alarm for an appointment. No, in college. In college. You pushed my alarm for an appointment.

[A]

In college.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I muted your alarms because they annoyed me.

[B]

What are you saying? In college, you pushed my.

[A]

I muted.

[B]

Muted. Yeah. Okay, this is a bad start. Now I got to get the ending.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Mute. You muted my alarm. My property. Okay, say it again. From the. From the jump.

[A]

In college. Yes, I muted your alarm because they annoyed me because you had ointment.

[B]

That's. I'm not getting. The last part is ointment. Appointment. It's up.

[A]

Because they annoyed me.

[B]

It annoyed you.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie. There's more to it. No, not. It's more of a confession. You got it right.

[B]

You would mute my alarm because it would annoy you.

[A]

Yeah, well, it was because you would set your alarm to practice way Too early. And so I went in there and I turned it off, and then I went to practice. And that was the practice you were late to and you had to do punishment the whole two hours.

[B]

Do you know the amount of cus. This is. I like, I need a break. After we finish this episode, I need to go, like, hang out by myself. You have sabotaged. You have sabotaged my collegiate.

[A]

I don't give a. I told you to change it. And you were like, why? It's mine. I like it. That wakes me up.

[B]

I was like, it's waking me up for you to tell me to change my alarm.

[A]

It was waking me up, too, for practice, too early.

[B]

We can get better. You can stretch more. Loosen out that back. It was a crazy movement. Loosen out that back.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Loosen up that bag. Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This is un.

[A]

It was that one time when Tuli was like, I feel like.

[B]

I feel like I'm in court. Like, I'm fine. Like, there's, like, evidence that's been brought to me. That is so.

[A]

Yeah. It was at one practice when you walked in late and you were, like, so confused on why your alarm didn't go off.

[B]

Peyton. I got shin splints after that. Like, that's the part you don't hurt.

[A]

Our practice were, like, two and a half hours long. And Coach Tooley in a gym from the 30s. Coach Tully said, camp peace.

[B]

Can't pee. Kennedy, bring your over here.

[A]

And he goes, this white mother doesn't want to come.

[B]

He said this. Oh, you were sleeping. I know you wasn't on because you were sleeping. I said, coach, I don't. I genuinely don't think about it. When have I ever been like. He said, let me think. Today. Get your ass on, dude. I did.

[A]

I.

[B]

Okay, we. The bleachers weren't the biggest. I did bleachers all practice, and then I did towel pushes on the side, and then I did bleachers, and then I did towel pushes until the practice was done.

[A]

The whole time, I was like this. I was like. I was.

[B]

I mean, like, that's probably the first time I thought about quitting in my career. Honestly, you could have changed the trajectory of my life. If I butterfly fucking. If I get so mad and my pride takes over and I start talking back to coach, he talks me, I quit the team.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't continue playing basketball. I probably come back home. I don't further my relationship with Olivia. I don't have Malachi. I'm not a father, and I'm single, and I'm probably Fat and with, like, a bald head.

[A]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

All because of you.

[A]

But I think it worked because I think I convinced you that day when we went back because you were so tripped out about the alarm. I said, let's just set him at my time. So at the same time, it's extra loud. We got double alarm. I think that's what I ended up doing. I don't quite remember.

[B]

You are a master of manipulation.

[A]

You.

[B]

You are a owner of the dark arts.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That is insane.

[A]

I really like that game because those are some truths I had for. I mean, when I say a while,

[B]

does it feel good to let him off?

[A]

Yeah, I feel good. I don't really. I feel bad about the. The alarm thing. I feel bad. It was funny, like, a couple years. It was funny afterwards. Now, the girl, that was. That was. Now that was.

[B]

You should feel bad.

[A]

That was up. Because she ended up getting in a relationship with the guy. Was not.

[B]

They ended up fine, I think. Yeah. If we're talking about the same. I need. I need off camera.

[A]

I need to hear that. Oh, you know, I'm talking about.

[B]

I don't know, because it.

[A]

You know, everybody that went.

[B]

It's one of two. In my head.

[A]

Everybody that went to that school.

[B]

Yeah. That's insane. Yeah. It's all good, though.

[A]

It's all good. I mean, I was like, man, it was a hunting field out there when I was on the prowl and I saw something.

[B]

This is an easy kill. Oh, yeah, he thinks you're gross.

[A]

He said, actually he's disgusted by you because you're.

[B]

You're nasty. I think I went word for work.

[A]

I think I went double. And I was like, I think he likes your best friend. Oh, that was a good episode, man.

[B]

That was fantastic. I mean, I'm like, it's. It's in the past. Can't change it now. I'm kind of hurt. I'm kind of hurt. That is unbelievable.

[A]

Yeah, man. Sorry, brother.

[B]

Wicked.

[A]

Love you, though, man.

[B]

I love you too. I'm just gonna let it go, but I love you too, too. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, okay. Get us out of here.

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Appreciate y' all coming back. Episode 215, you should know podcast. We are going on tour. The tickets are still live right now. First link in the description. Description, HoustonStudios.com Go get your ticket or Ticketmaster or. Or Ticketmaster or wherever you can get tickets. Wherever you can get some tickets. But second link is the one, the only, the Koala Club. It is an amazing community over there on the Patreon. It is massive. It grows every day, day by day, and it is fantastic. Go check it out. All of our exclusive content goes to Patreon. And that third link is our second channel, YSK Unplugged. Go over there, leave a comment, leave a. Like, leave a. Subscribe. We love you. We'll see you in the next one. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma with. With M. McW. Not to be confused with the closely related MCU. The Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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Yeah, what's it called?

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McW.

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My Caucasian Ancestors.

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McW. McW.

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And how's that MCU? Because it's W's. Oh, my God. W is just two U's together. That's why it's called a W. Oh, y' all knew that. Y' all knew that.

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You just said the word ancestors for

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a W. Yeah, no, but what. My point's a little more interesting.

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I beg to differ.

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W. W is actually two V's. It should be called VV that we

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learned in the second grade. Now saying ancestors before the second grade,

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you're a step behind. I went to private school for my preschool. And then. And then whenever I was. It was people's birthday, so we had chapel every morning. Whole school, it was like pre K all the way to 12th grade. And so we'd have a chapel in the gym. We would sit in lines, and then the headmaster, Grandmaster, whatever they were called, White lady would go up there and she would say it was somebody's birthday. You'd call up and she would pinch your hair and she'd go, look.

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Sleep looks.

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And I was so excited for that until it was my birthday. Then I shaved my head and she just palmed me and she goes long sleep looks. And I was like, it's not the same. That's a true story. I was wearing a sweater vest.

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Would you. Would you go to psych ward for school?

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St. Francis in Austin, Texas, Shout out to you.

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All right. McW.

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But it wasn't like a rich private school. It was like. It.

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Say, it doesn't sound American. Locksley.

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No, it was German. I think I'm gonna Google that.

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McW. Monkey Civil War is what I was going for.

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Is that so interesting?

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That was incredibly interesting. Monkey Civil War. Leave it in the comments. Thank you for getting this far. This man is. I'm convinced he's a double agent. You have a double life.

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Life.

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You went TO a German St. Francis private school for pre K and a woman grabbed your bald head while you wore a Carlton sweater vest. And she said, lockskive. Locks.

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Yeah, we'll talk to her. Doubt she's still with us, man. She was old at the time. That was like 2,000. What, three, four? Yeah, it was a while ago. All right, guys, one out of ten blood bears don't. Merry Christmas. And we'll see you next time.

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All right, see y'.

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All.

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Yeah, I don't know. I'm getting help. I'm getting up. We're going to call him right now.

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