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Peyton Harden
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Cam Kennedy
No. Did you hear that? No.
Peyton Harden
Is that's My guy. No.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, no.
Peyton Harden
What?
Cam Kennedy
Something quite deep over here.
Peyton Harden
You broke the.
Cam Kennedy
Now, if I broke the.
Peyton Harden
Now, if I broke this couch, there's no way.
Cam Kennedy
No, no, no. I'm gonna do a quick maintenance check. If I broke this couch, I'm. I gotta go home. Like, at this point, there's something wrong.
Peyton Harden
We've barely had these, and this isn't even my fault anymore.
Cam Kennedy
Deep. Oh, no, we're good.
Peyton Harden
We're good. Okay. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Oh, you know, whenever you just did that little move. What's that called? The caterpillar.
Cam Kennedy
I used to call it the. Hey, here's. It's your turn.
Peyton Harden
And then you. Oh, call me Cam Kennedy. And then you bring it this way, right?
Cam Kennedy
And then it comes back.
Peyton Harden
It comes back. Now, my mom used to make me practice that in the. In the mirror while she was cleaning.
Cam Kennedy
What?
Peyton Harden
She would be like, take it. And I'd be like, you like, yeah. You know who can never figure it out? Who? Preston. Golly boy. He's like the left.
Cam Kennedy
He said, take it, Cindy.
Peyton Harden
Get it back. Why do I feel like now this might be mean? Oh, and you know I'm trying to be. Not mean to me.
Cam Kennedy
Yes, okay. Of course. But I actually. I'm going to go on record saying I don't know if you're trying to not be mean. I don't know.
Peyton Harden
No, I'm good.
Cam Kennedy
They've tried that. You do every day.
Peyton Harden
No, it's not every day. I'm saying right now, right now, trying. I feel like when I saw you do that move, I feel like you were the kid at middle school dances. You would be the first one to hit the floor and try to do a worm like you were that kid.
Cam Kennedy
It's funny you say that, because I always wanted to be able to do the worm.
Peyton Harden
The hips wouldn't do it.
Cam Kennedy
Hips, brother. Who's the hips? And the lower spine. I couldn't get it to just. I couldn't get to a whip.
Peyton Harden
Now, did you ever hit the ground during a school dance to attempt, like, you got too much 7 up?
Cam Kennedy
Too much 7 up? I tried to break dance before I wormed. I tried to hit a full blown.
Peyton Harden
You thought you were a jabberwock?
Cam Kennedy
I thought it was Booker T. I literally got upset. Can you dig it, sucker? All the girls are like, get him out of here. All the guys are like, yeah, too much, bro.
Peyton Harden
You never. But did you. Did you catch a wall at a school dance? If you know what I mean.
Cam Kennedy
I caught a wall. I caught a train. Now that's. Now if you wait with me, right? If you let me say it.
Peyton Harden
Okay?
Cam Kennedy
Pretty raunchy if you think about it. This was a, I believe, a seventh grade birthday party, okay? And when I say it was literally catching up, the catching of the boon. Yeah, but 40 consecutive humans at once, and it was a guy, girl, guy, girl, guy, girl, guy.
Peyton Harden
Now, Kaden, let me interrupt you there, because I don't think the ratio was 50. 50. Let's be. Hon, there's no way we booked the birthday party that well.
Cam Kennedy
No, it didn't. That, bro.
Peyton Harden
Really? Somebody had to take some. Somebody had to go poll. Someone had to feel some pole in.
Cam Kennedy
Their buddy's going, pole the hole. He said, you know what? It's all right with me. He said, we're all here for Leslie anyway. Let's just have a good time. Bro.
Peyton Harden
Bro.
Cam Kennedy
Sitting there getting his first dance with a girl in behind. It's a teammate from his football team. He's like. He's like, I know why you're the center set on Tickle. He said, no.
Peyton Harden
Okay, that's. Now that's got to get censored.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, my God. You did the same. I just had a smoop.
Peyton Harden
No. Jesus. Okay, here we go. That's it. Maybe we're breaking the record for early mutes here.
Cam Kennedy
Wicked.
Peyton Harden
Speaking of the. Pull the hole, right? We ran in to Cam's ex at a party and they pressed me.
Cam Kennedy
What?
Peyton Harden
So let me tell the story. We, as an us, are me and you this weekend. We ran into your ex at a party and they pressed me. Oh, this is what happened, right? True 100% story. We ran into Camz X and they tried to fight me. We are at this party for the ACM Awards, right? We're at this upstairs, like, rooftop steakhouse, right? We're all having a good time. It's a bunch of influencers there. Bunch of. A bunch of people that make content. We're. We're with tt. We're with Adrian. We're with a bunch of people. Markel Washington. We're having a great time. A bunch of people from the Farmers Only show or whatever it's called.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
So we were there, having a good. I don't know what it's called. Yes.
Cam Kennedy
Farmer wants a wife.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. Farmer wants a wife.
Cam Kennedy
I go, brother, you're in North Texas. You're far from the farm.
Peyton Harden
So we were up there, right? We're having a good time. We're up there for about an hour, hour and a half hour. Two is coming up. The night's winding down. The drinks are starting to hit. It's one of those times where we're starting looking for the next move. People are a little more talkative, maybe a little extra hand on the shoulder when you're talking, right? The drinks are flowing. The background backseat driver Kane Brown's playing over the speaker. Everybody's feeling good, right? Me and Cam are standing to ourselves, right? Like, on the ledge of this rooftop. Beautiful. In the middle of Dallas.
Cam Kennedy
Honestly, like, some creeps love it.
Peyton Harden
But we're just talking.
Cam Kennedy
We're hanging out.
Peyton Harden
We're talking, having our good old time, right? It's me and Cameron talking. We get approached right now. At the time, I didn't know who this person was. I come to find out this is Cam's ex, right? So this man walks up, right? This man walks. He knows exactly what I'm talking about. This man walks up. You know what I know the look in somebody's eyes when y' all have shared an experience together and you to each other after a long time.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, my God.
Peyton Harden
I've had that look. That look's been given to me. That look was given to Cam. This guy comes up to Cam.
Cam Kennedy
Hey.
Peyton Harden
Hi. Oh, my God.
Cam Kennedy
What are you doing here?
Peyton Harden
What are you doing here? Now I'm thinking, oh, this is, like, a fan of the podcast. This is great. They're big co host Cam fans. They're gonna be on Cam's team for the Payton versus Cam tour, right? What are you doing here? Cam goes, I'm here with the ACM Awards. I'm here for the awards show. And he goes, he look. And then he looks at me. He goes, who's this? I said. I said me. Who's me? And then he. Cam goes, it's my colleague. We work together. He goes, mmm, Okay. I go, yeah. I go, why is he kind of pressing? Like, how. I know Cam? And he's, like, giving me, like, this dirty look, and I'm like, what is happening? Oh, my God. Now can't, like. And then the guy goes in on Cam a little bit. Like, it gets. There's no room for Jesus between them, dude.
Cam Kennedy
None.
Peyton Harden
Like, they're this close. He, like, gets into Cam.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
And he's. He grabs Cam's haunches. Now, you only grab Cam's haunches if you them or you are your best friend, right? I've done both. So I always grab those haunches, right? He goes in and grabs Cam's haunches. And is looking up at him like this. And then Cam's like, hey, man, remind me, how do we know each other? And he goes, I guess you can say convenience word for word. And I literally go, wow, that's wild. Cam's face gets so red, dude. I had to. I had to walk out because how funny this was because I. Cam got caught up, dude. And I have to go explain to this man, like, hey, me and Cam haven't shared the same experience as y' all have. Like, you're safe. Like, y' all don't. Don't worry about it, bro. It's yours, right? I think that's the end of it, right? I think that's it.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, my God. Should have been.
Peyton Harden
They. They separate. Cam is, like, shaking. Like, he's. Like he just saw a ghost because he got caught up, right? We enjoy the rest of the party. About 45 more minutes, right? We go downstairs to leave, go out in the front. As soon as we walk out of the building, these two people come up to us. They're fans of the podcast. Peyton. Cam. Oh, my God. We're going to be at your Dallas show. Can we get a picture? Of course. We go to take the picture, right? As soon as we maneuver our bodies to open up for the pictures. Who's standing right there? Cam's ex boyfriend. And he goes. He literally goes. He goes, ow. And grabs and, like, reaches for Cam, right? And I said, cam, just give it to him again. Now that is the story of us running in to Cam's ex boyfriend. I still don't know.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, okay. The context. I mean, bro, we're both like, there's. There is none. We. When I.
Peyton Harden
Misunderstanding.
Cam Kennedy
When.
Peyton Harden
I've had some misunderstandings, too. When I took a girl on a date and another girl came up, she's got me confused. I don't know who that is.
Cam Kennedy
When I tell you, me and Peyton, where we were fizz. Like water was leaving our eyes. How hard we were laughing at this because it was on. Because it was unbelievable.
Peyton Harden
This man was adamant. Like, him and Kim had a moment.
Cam Kennedy
His soul, like, his soul. He said, that is all. The craziest part is that is all 100 true.
Peyton Harden
He literally no fabrication in any of that story.
Cam Kennedy
When I said because he came up to me, I'm talking like. Like, on me. And that's why I kind of. Oh, hey. Because I want to be nice.
Peyton Harden
Like.
Cam Kennedy
Like, I want to be nice. But at the same time, we're at. We're at this a very. A PR event. You gotta, like, Give me nothing.
Peyton Harden
And we saved that for the bedroom. Yeah, right. We don't do that out here.
Cam Kennedy
So I. I tell him, I take his hands and I kind of, like, get him off me. And I go, hey, man. Well, like, remind me again. I'm sorry, bro. He goes, looks at Peyton, too, because Peyton's still right here. I go, remind me how I'm double.
Peyton Harden
Crowning, Coke in my hand like this.
Cam Kennedy
Peyton's watching the best film he's ever seen right in front of him. He's like, oh, my God. I go, remind me how, like, we know each other again. Looks you. I don't even know if you remember this. He looked at you. He goes and looks back and goes, you could say convenience.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. Like, he was, like, trying to.
Cam Kennedy
I was gonna be like, he had me first something. I swear to you. And then so we. We go. Like he said, 45 more minutes. We go downstairs, and then the guy is there again, and he does that. Goes to touch me. And then at this point, I was like, we've already left the event. I'm actually just not gonna entertain this. I'm simply gonna turn around and walk away. You're not my ex on the walk off, kid. You not call me.
Peyton Harden
Oh, I don't even remember that.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, he said that. He said, call me.
Peyton Harden
No, no, no, no, no. If I would have heard that, Cam.
Cam Kennedy
He said, I would have left.
Peyton Harden
I would have left the restaurant in the ambulance. How hard I left like that.
Cam Kennedy
It is still. It.
Peyton Harden
It was so funny because of how. Because of how adamant that this man was. Like, it was so adamant. But that was. That was the story of night one. It was super funny. We had a great time at the event. But the crazy thing about the event is.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, my God.
Peyton Harden
That was the day. I was just coming off of my sickness.
Cam Kennedy
Oh. Oh.
Peyton Harden
Now, if you're in the Patreon last week and you watched last week's episode, you saw that I was a little under the weather. I wasn't fooling myself, right? I had crippling diarrhea.
Cam Kennedy
Crippling.
Peyton Harden
Like, I. My pants. I kid you not. In one day, I ruined four pairs of underwear. See, because I could not. My sphincter had a mind of its own. It was opening up like a whale's, like, blowhole. And I couldn't, like. Was like I was having constant muscle spasms in my anus.
Cam Kennedy
Oh. Remember?
Peyton Harden
Yeah. No, it was nothing.
Cam Kennedy
So you're there. Nope.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, it was like sinners. Like, it was like they wanted to.
Cam Kennedy
You know, say, come on, say we can come in there.
Peyton Harden
So I was just coming off of that, right? I knew I had this acma, ACM red carpet, all this stuff, right. I cannot myself here. Right?
Cam Kennedy
You can't.
Peyton Harden
So I took a grotesque amount of anti diarrheal medication. The only people that knew this were Cam and Markel, right. That came to the event. They're the only two people that knew this. Everybody else thinks I'm top, top shelf healthy, right? Right. We go to the red carpet. We're at the red carpet of an award show, a big award show. Jelly rolls right beside us. We got Luke somebody, a bunch of the Luke people.
Cam Kennedy
Bunch of Lukes in country music.
Peyton Harden
We got all the McCaffreys and Mahomes and all the people that are the jims and John McGraws. Everybody's here, right? Like Amazon, E.T. like all these big news syndications, right? There's cameras everywhere, there's fans everywhere, there's famous people everywhere, right. We're about to walk the red carpet. We're right before we go to take our pictures. And I turn to Cam in confidence because this is my brother and best friend. I say, I say, bro, I don't feel too good. Like something's not right. I don't feel good. I'm talking about my anxiety because I'm nervous.
Cam Kennedy
But we can see the confusion.
Peyton Harden
Cam out loud goes, oh, what is it? The anti diarrhea medication you just took? When I say six people with a net worth over $2 million went. Looked at me. I near almost passed out. Cam is the worst best friend okay. Ever.
Cam Kennedy
Okay. It is okay. It also scenic how that played out, right? When I said it, the everyone shut up.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. It was like everybody's conversation just ceased. Right.
Cam Kennedy
When I decided to talk, I said, it's really like, oh, oh, hey, nice to see you. I said, is it the anti dia real?
Peyton Harden
It was just everybody looked at me and everyone went.
Cam Kennedy
And you have to understand I'm trying to look out for you, cuz you told me you took an unbelievable amount to prep your. I didn't.
Peyton Harden
For six days.
Cam Kennedy
Exactly. To prep your stomach for the awards.
Peyton Harden
There's still a little coat of antihistamine in it.
Cam Kennedy
You were going through the bull of pooping your pants. All that leading up to this. I'm just trying to ask bubba, did I say it louder than should be? Of course.
Peyton Harden
And you could say, is it your tummy? Like you could have said anything.
Cam Kennedy
Like, is it your tum tum Stomach issue?
Peyton Harden
Stomach issue.
Cam Kennedy
Can I just obliterate you for the man you think you are when you're sick.
Peyton Harden
What do you mean you are?
Cam Kennedy
Oh, no, no, no. You brought up your sickness. We're diving full head first. This is. This is the worst grown man when he is sick the world has ever seen. The worst grown man when he is sick that anyone knows is Peyton Harden.
Peyton Harden
Wow.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, so as he said, he got really sick. Upset tummy, whatever. The first thing he does his. His end all be all he needs electrolytes. You think that Pedialyte is like a pharmaceutical? You were. He was down bad for two days before he bought a single medication. And all he got was pd.
Peyton Harden
Can I say this? Can I say this? The amount of liquid that was pouring out of my. I needed to. I needed.
Cam Kennedy
I needed to feeding it more liquid.
Peyton Harden
Well, I couldn't eat, so that's the only thing to do. That's what you're supposed to do.
Cam Kennedy
No, you gotta fight through and eat. So I told him for two days, you need to eat.
Peyton Harden
He told me to get a greasy burger.
Cam Kennedy
Oh my God. No, I did not. I said at this point anything would happen.
Peyton Harden
Okay, what else do I do?
Cam Kennedy
He didn't eat. He finally gets anti diarrheal. He takes one dose. It doesn't work. He goes that brands, they're lying. I need a different brand. Buys another brand of anti diarrhea 100%. He ended up with three packages of different brands of anti. They're all do the same. It's all the same medicine, all the same dosage. But he thinks it's not working. And then he ended up taking seven for the show.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, okay. That's the thing with me. I don't. I don't do well with like trusting one brand. I'm like, if I get one of everything, one of these, one of them's.
Cam Kennedy
Gotta crack the code.
Peyton Harden
You know what I mean?
Cam Kennedy
One of them is gonna work. So three different brands, same medication. The only thing he's taking is anti diarrheal. He's not eating food. He booked two doctor appointments and then didn't go to either one of them.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. Why? Okay, well, the reason I did two different doctor appointments, that's why I like to play the field. Right? So if you get two different. It's like a Venn diagram of physician, right? You get both of what they say and you mean the middle. Whatever's the same. That's what probably needs to be. You just do that for yourself, right?
Cam Kennedy
We're not paying copay one, copay two.
Peyton Harden
I'm taking the in the middle now. I didn't go right. Because I didn't think they would do anything. And I'm 26 now and I have no insurance. We want to be completely partial and put out my personal business.
Cam Kennedy
Okay. And I'm glad you said that. You think they're not going to do anything because he is. You're like the perfect mixture of self belief, self delusion. Like you believe in yourself. My body's going to do it. But then as soon as you hit that 48 hour mark, you still feel like you're like, no, I think I'm dying.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. No. 100% you.
Cam Kennedy
I am dying.
Peyton Harden
100%.
Cam Kennedy
He finally did it. And this is it right here. This is it. You. You as a regular person. Your house. There's clothes everywhere. It's a little dirty.
Peyton Harden
You.
Cam Kennedy
When it's sick. It's a tornado.
Peyton Harden
No. Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Literal. Like it looks like you were so upset that you were feeling bad. You just went through everything everywhere. Like you, like you had to let it out somehow.
Peyton Harden
You grabbed.
Cam Kennedy
And then he just laid back down. His house is. It is off.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. I feel though. Right. As friends and confidants, if y' all see daddy under duress. Right. And you know who I am. Here we go. Here we go. Do you not think y' all should pick up around me a little bit?
Cam Kennedy
We should pick up your underwear. Just a question because you have tummy ache underwear.
Peyton Harden
I. I threw away. I tried to flush one pair because it was a little ripped up. You ever see. You remember Spider Man's mask after he fought the Green Goblin? That's what one of my drawers looked like. And I was like. I was like. It was stretched thin. So I was like. That could just snake its way down to the pot. Didn't I had to pull that out like that. You.
Cam Kennedy
You tried to. You tried to flush it to get rid of it.
Peyton Harden
Hey, brother, I.
Cam Kennedy
You meant you were like bobbing it in water to clean the poo.
Peyton Harden
I'm like a drunk 6 year old whenever I'm sick, bro. Nothing. It's just. It's. Nothing's really going up there.
Cam Kennedy
Every gear.
Peyton Harden
Oh, dude. It's bad. 100%.
Cam Kennedy
Final thing. He finally third day and gets food. It's soup. When I tell you this is the biggest bowl of soup I have ever seen in my life. C.J. knows the bowl. It is a bowl that you would make a party size of guacan. You. I'm talking nine avocados a whole. Like you could make guac for a Super bowl party in this bowl. And he had it with one little spoon sitting right on his couch. I show up two days after you eat that soup. The soups on the couch, sitting there in the middle, same little spoon. It is the bowls.
Peyton Harden
Literally. I show you.
Cam Kennedy
Not this big. The bowl's that big.
Peyton Harden
I can tell you. I can tell you now. Was that wrong? Probably. Should I have done better? Probably, yes. I woke up that morning and I was like, I cam said, I need food. I'm gonna try to eat this morning. I wait, I smacked two uncrustables.
Cam Kennedy
Oh my God.
Peyton Harden
Right? And I was like, I'm still hungry because I haven't eaten in days. Let me bring out this soup. Didn't have any bowls except for the big bowl. I poured the big bowl in there. I did like three or four scoops of the soup. I felt horrible. I was like, I'm about to pass out, throw up. So I stumble upstairs, I fall asleep, and then I come back down and it reminded me of how bad I felt every time I saw it. So I was like, I'm not touching it.
Cam Kennedy
You literally walk past your shit.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, 100%.
Cam Kennedy
I can see you doing that. You don't like it and just go, oh, get in your bed.
Peyton Harden
But that's, that's enough of my week. Yes, I was sick. I had fun at the red carpet. We all had a good time.
Cam Kennedy
Great time.
Peyton Harden
How was your week? I saw you went back to the.
Cam Kennedy
Worst state ever, the worst place ever.
Peyton Harden
How was that? You went to Oklahoma.
Cam Kennedy
It was fun simply because the family. But when I tell you, I, and I think I've talked about this actual, this actual Walmart before. Specific one, there's never a time I've been inside this Walmart where some doesn't happen.
Peyton Harden
What do you mean?
Cam Kennedy
I go to Walmart.
Peyton Harden
Oh, is it that Walmart that you like? Is it? So when you tell these stories, Oklahoma, is it this exact same Walmart?
Cam Kennedy
Every single story is in this Walmart. Every single one of them.
Peyton Harden
When we go to this Oklahoma show on tour, I'm gonna go, you gotta take me to this Walmart.
Cam Kennedy
You have to see your own eyes. It's unbelievable.
Peyton Harden
Okay, what happened this time?
Cam Kennedy
So regular Walmart trip and grab what I need to on the way out, right? Okay. We have a lot of lovely fans in Oklahoma. There's three girls that come.
Peyton Harden
A lot of them don't have teeth. You know when you go to Oklahoma, hey, fans in Oklahoma, when you run into us, don't smile, close mouth, just go, yeah, grin real hard at us. Meet and Greets gonna be wicked. Now see that? I'm gonna feel bad because somebody's not gonna have teeth.
Cam Kennedy
Literally gonna be like one. Like a tooth right here. They're. I love y' all.
Peyton Harden
I'm like, yeah, no, no. If you have. I'm sorry to interrupt your story. I'm so sorry.
Cam Kennedy
This is fantastic.
Peyton Harden
If you have one tooth left, right?
Cam Kennedy
Get rid of it.
Peyton Harden
Exactly. We should. Gummy mouth.
Cam Kennedy
Functional. It's not your switch. Swiss army knife. You're not using it for everything. Like, get rid of the.
Peyton Harden
You know what? I think it's like when they go down and bite the jerky. At least I have one thing.
Cam Kennedy
They go. It's like a thumbtack. They're just going, one, two. Trying to really just loosen that up.
Peyton Harden
It's kind of like if you're like balding and your hair is like all the way back here. Let it go. Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Get rid of all of it. Get rid of all of it. If you have one tooth at that. You're honestly choosing, like, you're choosing to make a statement. I. I believe that you're choosing to make a statement.
Peyton Harden
That's your vibe.
Cam Kennedy
You're like, ain't nobody else got one. If you guys go right there.
Peyton Harden
If you have one tooth, your daily attire is overalls, denim overalls. Let's. You have to. And a straw hat.
Cam Kennedy
Holes in your socks. Straw hat in 2025.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my. What?
Cam Kennedy
This is another thing. This wasn't even part of the story. Four miles away from that Walmart, there's a carriage and horse crossroads sign on the side of the road. Like, you know. You know, there's like the turtle crossings.
Peyton Harden
It's a bit. Right?
Cam Kennedy
This one? No, this. I literally said to Olivia, like, is there, like, what. Where am I? Where are you? There's no way you grew up around.
Peyton Harden
Like, did they park their horse in the garage?
Cam Kennedy
It literally was a horse in a carriage on a yellow crossing on the street now.
Peyton Harden
So it is legal out in Oklahoma to drive horse on road.
Cam Kennedy
I don't know.
Peyton Harden
It's saying. It is saying there's a sign there. It should be right?
Cam Kennedy
Yes. Now, maybe they were coming from like, the forest.
Peyton Harden
Okay, but I'm saying, like, do you think everybody that owns a horse has a ranch? What if somebody just has like a, like, like a 2,000 square foot house with like a three car garage. It's like.
Cam Kennedy
It's like a Ford Explorer, a Corolla, and a stallion.
Peyton Harden
Right? They just reverse it.
Cam Kennedy
There's just a big water pail and like hay and they're just like, all right, come on, boy.
Peyton Harden
All right. What happened in Oklahoma?
Cam Kennedy
These three girls come up. They're taking pictures. Oh. Love the show. Actually, two of them said they bought tickets. They're gonna be the Oklahoma City show.
Peyton Harden
Did they have teeth?
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
Thank God.
Cam Kennedy
That teeth one had a great smile.
Peyton Harden
Nice.
Cam Kennedy
So as they're taking pictures, there's this father and son duo walking out, and the kids taking quadruple looks, right? Okay. So he walks back in. Girls leave. I'm starting to walk. He goes, excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, my dad had a question. No, he didn't. You did. But here we go. My dad had a question. Do you play for the Thunder? And I go, oh, God, no way less interesting life. We have a podcast. You not love this reaction, by the way, but this is. Say we have a podcast.
Peyton Harden
We have a podcast.
Cam Kennedy
No.
Peyton Harden
No.
Cam Kennedy
It'S cam. Okay. So my initial thought, if you. If. If all it took for me to say was podcast. You knew my name. You were 12 out of 10 excited. You knew it the whole time, Right. So I appreciate the question. To solidify.
Peyton Harden
Right?
Cam Kennedy
You knew. You knew it was us.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
So he freaks out, right? His kid's probably 15. Can I please get a picture? Of course. Dad already has the phone ready. I'm like, gucci. Dad's like, I got you. He goes, no, I want it on my phone. He goes, buddy, I'll just airdrop. I want it on mine.
Peyton Harden
Dad request.
Cam Kennedy
I said, give dad take his dad take his phone. Kid's about to crash out, gets his kid's phone, goes for the picture. Everything's normal outside of this. It really was like.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, he was like edge right before he speared.
Cam Kennedy
We go to take the picture. This kid's probably 5, 8, 5, 9. So I'm obviously. I'm just shoulder right over. Right over his shoulder. For whatever reason, he thinks it's like a cool or macho thing to do the same thing. So he takes his arm all the way up my back and he puts his over mine.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, he's in duress now.
Cam Kennedy
So his hands right here, it's dangling. It's a dead hand right next to my face.
Peyton Harden
Smell it. Huh? So. Oh.
Cam Kennedy
Oh. It's worse, right? When the dad's like, are y' all ready? I hit my patented piece. It goes to do a piece.
Peyton Harden
Swear to God.
Cam Kennedy
He goes, the kid bum bumped me, and it was in my mouth like a dentist. He literally went like this. His hands, it's so close to me, it's dangling. I do the Piece. He goes, oh, that's pretty cool.
Peyton Harden
Oh, no.
Cam Kennedy
And this is the. This is the same place that we said, straw hats, overalls, holy socks, no grill.
Peyton Harden
Oh, his.
Cam Kennedy
Did they think his hand was clean.
Peyton Harden
His hand tasted like Michelin Tire. For sure.
Cam Kennedy
His hand. Oh, my God. I went home and I drank Listerine Cam.
Peyton Harden
You should have punched him.
Cam Kennedy
I'm not exaggerating. It wasn't like this. It was like.
Peyton Harden
No, he was.
Cam Kennedy
It like.
Peyton Harden
At what point was he. He was exploring your grill.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, he had just been gr.
Peyton Harden
Like, really that nice.
Cam Kennedy
So he goes.
Peyton Harden
He said.
Cam Kennedy
So we do that, and he. He bum bums me, and I'm literally like this in the picture.
Peyton Harden
You're a better man than me, boy.
Cam Kennedy
Fuming.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
I go, as soon as he gets his arm off, I go, feels great to meet you. I like, speed walk out. Right as I'm walking out, I'm just mad in my head. This kid just put his finger in my mouth. That's the dirtiest kid I've ever seen. His fingers in my mouth. I'm walking in my car, two cars away from me. I hear you said it was 12:50. Okay, I'm not making this up. You said it was 1250. Well, how much was it? She goes. She goes, $14. I don't got the extra buck 50. The guy go, it probably was then 1250, think about tax you dumb. And I turn around. I turn around. They're screaming at each other. I turn around. It's this older couple that's literally just getting into a minivan with. I'm talking, like, one item in a bag. I don't know what it was, but she was pissed about that extra $50. She came back. I thought you said it was 1250. He goes, did you think about tax you dumb? And they're screaming it, bro. And I. It just. You never get in Oklahoma. Unbelievable.
Peyton Harden
It will be a part of our vlog on Patreon. Whenever we go to Oklahoma for that show. We're definitely gonna go to that Walmart. You cannot.
Cam Kennedy
You have to go there. You absolutely have to. We need. You know, we should do. We should buy, like, a timeshare in Oklahoma City for whenever we're older, wherever we want to go. Back down old memory lane.
Peyton Harden
No.
Cam Kennedy
Say, hey, man, just pack the kids up. Let's go out there for week. We leave the wives and the children at that, and we just go explore. I genuinely want to go creep hunting in Oklahoma.
Peyton Harden
I want my future kids, and I'm dead serious. I want my future kids to never Cross that border. I never want them to see the welcome to Oklahoma sign.
Cam Kennedy
Welcome to Oklahoma or Welcome to San Antonio? Your kids are not allowed in either, but which one? They had to where are you taking your family? Oh my God. Where are you taking your family on a seven day can't leave trip? Oklahoma City, San Antonio, Texas, Oklahoma City.
Peyton Harden
Because I can at least gamble and like, just like get out you go.
Cam Kennedy
Y' all do whatever you want. I'm gambling. Seven days straight.
Peyton Harden
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Cam Kennedy
Because Voldemort.
Peyton Harden
No, not. Not Voldemort. You know, Harry Potter, always. We'll get to that different day. It'll get to a different day. I talked to a girl for a while. Look like Voldemort.
Cam Kennedy
Same notes.
Peyton Harden
Liked her a lot. I'm a. I have a thing for weird noses, dude.
Cam Kennedy
Oh man.
Peyton Harden
Too big, too small. If it's just right out of here. You know what I mean? I want you smelling everything or not enough.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, exactly. You need them either super sense or like.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, it's like I want you to look like you are a descendant of a falcon. You know what I mean? I want you to like that could be used as a weapon. You know what I mean? Yeah. I want you to have to sliver through doors with that thing. You got to be careful.
Cam Kennedy
I want you to sniff me before I even get home from work. I want you to sniff me on 35.
Peyton Harden
I want you to. I want you to stick your head out the window like a basset hound and smell the ending out two miles away. You know what I mean? Me? No. I do have a weird thing for gnosis.
Cam Kennedy
I want you to dissect from my fart what I had for breakfast. She goes about a quarter of a blueberry muffin. A little bit of grapes. Is that orange juice?
Peyton Harden
Oh, you actually brought. You brought up muffins.
Cam Kennedy
Muffins.
Peyton Harden
I have a different question. Muffins, Right. I saw this on TikTok.
Cam Kennedy
Okay.
Peyton Harden
Guy had a great question. He was like a four minute video. I only watched the beginning of it.
Cam Kennedy
On brand for you.
Peyton Harden
If somebody has a cupcake, right?
Cam Kennedy
Cupcake.
Peyton Harden
If somebody has a cupcake, okay. They wipe off the icing and they hand it to you. Yes or no? Did they just give you a muffin?
Cam Kennedy
No, gave me a cupcake.
Peyton Harden
That is a muffin.
Cam Kennedy
That's a cupcake.
Peyton Harden
How so?
Cam Kennedy
Because it's still made of cake. It's cake in a cup. It's a cupcake. Muffins are muffins. It's a cupcake. If they take a cake. If someone takes a cake, you wipe the icing, they give you a loaf of bread.
Peyton Harden
No, that's different. That's different. The base of a muffin and the base of a cupcake are the same thing.
Cam Kennedy
No, they're not.
Peyton Harden
The only thing is like the crusted top. And you can get a muffin with no crusted top.
Cam Kennedy
Get a topless muffin. Get a topless muffin, Brother. Just because they're shaped the same doesn't mean they're the same.
Peyton Harden
What's the difference between a cupcake and a muffin then? If you take off the icing of.
Cam Kennedy
A cupcake, one is cake batter, one is.
Peyton Harden
That's not true.
Cam Kennedy
What the are cupcakes then? You need a different question.
Peyton Harden
What's the difference? Okay. What's a muffin?
Cam Kennedy
Muffin.
Peyton Harden
What is it?
Cam Kennedy
They're extreme. It's a muffin. They're extremely. I can't. It's.
Peyton Harden
You can you can. Literally. And I'm. If you got a blueberry cupcake and a blueberry muffin, and you're to you to eat ass, end up like you like to do. If you were to eat the bout. If you were to eat the bottom of it straight up, you would never be able to differentiate which one's a muffin, which one's a cupcake. And that's on God.
Cam Kennedy
No, no, you can.
Peyton Harden
How?
Cam Kennedy
Because a cake is. A cake is sweeter. Oh. Oh. You almost threw that. Right, Adam, A cake is cake.
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
A muffin is not.
Peyton Harden
Now you're saying there's both sugar, but.
Cam Kennedy
One is a cake.
Peyton Harden
Okay, but what makes the cake a cake?
Cam Kennedy
I mean, am I Gordon Ramsay?
Peyton Harden
Exactly. So are you. You're the one that's saying it. If you make it the same way and you just give it a different name, that's different. Like. Nope, that's gonna. That's too far.
Cam Kennedy
If we. If we both had a dish and all the ingredients are the same except for two. Is that the exact same dish?
Peyton Harden
Yes. It'll just taste a little different if I don't put salt.
Cam Kennedy
How can something be the exact same yet a little different? That doesn't make sense. It's either the exact same or it's a little different.
Peyton Harden
If I made lasagna.
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
You ever had it?
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
Gee, silent. If I made lasagna. Right.
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
I put it on a plate. Right. One plate had a little bit of sauce on it. Other plate, no sauce on that lasagna. That's still Zagnya.
Cam Kennedy
Right?
Peyton Harden
Just some ingredients are missing on one. Good job.
Cam Kennedy
That was nice. That was nice. That's a sauce.
Peyton Harden
It's an ingredient. No. Is sauce an ingredient? Okay, so. So I won that point. Next target.
Cam Kennedy
What is it?
Peyton Harden
Go ahead. No, you didn't. No. What? No. I thought you had more. Go ahead.
Cam Kennedy
No, I'm saying it's. It. Just because it's very similar, does that mean it's the same? If you did a big muffin. If you took muffin batter. Muffin batter, and put it into a cake pan. So is it now a cake just because you cooked it like a cake? Like, in the same shape?
Peyton Harden
No, they're the same thing. You're the one differentiating them. I'm saying the world differentiates them.
Cam Kennedy
I'm not the guy that went, hey, that's. Let's call cupcake.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, but I'm just saying the only thing that makes a cupcake a cupcake is the icing. No, it's icing and Branding. That's the only thing that makes it different. And the time of day, you eat it.
Cam Kennedy
First off, do you understand a cupcake.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Is just a smaller form of cake. Like it is a cake in small form as a muffin is to a mini muffin.
Peyton Harden
Right.
Cam Kennedy
Called a cake. It's not this whole new concoction. It's literally cake in like a bite sized form just so you can get a little bit, not a whole cake.
Peyton Harden
Yes. And a muffin is the same thing.
Cam Kennedy
So bigger.
Peyton Harden
And you eat it at breakfast.
Cam Kennedy
Are cakes the same as muffins? Here we go. Is a cake and a muffin the same thing? Am I about to get. Am I about to get a go kit?
Peyton Harden
No, you're not. They're the same. Hold on. Oh, I can't answer.
Cam Kennedy
Locked and loaded, boys.
Peyton Harden
I can't answer.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, you can't answer? What does that mean?
Peyton Harden
No, because you're not allowing me. You're not allowing me. No, no. That isn't faul star. You're fired. Oh, you. Okay, I was saying they are. They are the same. Yes. You didn't let me answer. They are the same. So now your go Cameron is negated that they are the same. Right. So listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Are me and Preston brothers?
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
Right. Are me and my cousin cousins?
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
Are we all a family? But we have. We're closer to each. Me and Preston are closer in relation, Right. Than me and my cousin. Yes. But we're all family. Cupcakes and cakes are brothers.
Cam Kennedy
No.
Peyton Harden
Right?
Cam Kennedy
No.
Peyton Harden
Brothers.
Cam Kennedy
No, they're not.
Peyton Harden
They're brothers. One just shorter. They come from the same place. They have the same equal amount of DNA in them. They're just one smaller than the other. Shut up. They're brothers. A muffin is the cousin. But guess what? They are all family. And that's whenever you sing to me.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, no, John, do not sing it. Do not sing it. Yeah. Do not sing it. Dance on your own. No, no.
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
Yes. Hey, cuz, I. Cuz I could end it by saying, are you and your cousin the same person? We're not debating close. We're debating the exact same. That's all you gotta say? Is a cake and a muffin the same? Are you actually gonna do this for me? Are you gonna do it? I'll kit.
Peyton Harden
I'll kiss you right here. Cakes and cupcakes are on the exact same.
Cam Kennedy
Don't pinch me.
Peyton Harden
Cakes and cupcakes are the same thing. Come.
Cam Kennedy
Yes. Hey, hey, hey, bubba.
Peyton Harden
Hey.
Cam Kennedy
It's just one. It's Just one. Just stay on that knee. Say, I'm sorry, Papa. So, okay, so for definitive rightness, the question was, are cake and muffins the same thing?
Peyton Harden
No, no, no.
Cam Kennedy
Answer me. Answer me. They do this.
Peyton Harden
I'm putting nasty alligation.
Cam Kennedy
Answer me. What? Our cake and muffins the same. It's a yes or no. I gave you consecutive yeses.
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
All right, that's it. It's locked and loaded. Oh, no, no, you. No, you. No, no, no, no. Clip it. No, I. I will.
Peyton Harden
Why would you.
Cam Kennedy
Clip that? Because it is not. That is. That is. Honestly, I'm. I sing his song. Sing a song for him. That's a monumental moment. Sing it. Sing it.
Peyton Harden
Okay.
Cam Kennedy
We're clearing house. I go. Indeed. Hey, indeed. Go check later.
Peyton Harden
You know, I was reading comments the other day and about the. About our debates and I like to read what people think and I. I appreciate the people that understand that. We've done this since me and camera, like 18. Right. We've. We. We've argued about everything since we're 18.
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
Like, it used to be about TVs. It used to be about everything. We used to do this in the dorm with a bunch of people. So I appreciate. Right.
Cam Kennedy
Real.
Peyton Harden
So I was. Sorry. That threw me off.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, I thought you were like.
Peyton Harden
I thought you were getting emotional. No, no, that threw me off.
Cam Kennedy
I literally thought you were like. So I was like, what the coming next.
Peyton Harden
So I was.
Cam Kennedy
I was like, what are we doing?
Peyton Harden
I was reading a comment, right? A dm actually. I got it said pay Peyton. I've been listening to the podcast every week for three years. I went and watched the YouTube version of the podcast for the first time and I had. I did not guess y' all would look that way. And it literally like, me up. Like, do you like, do you understand that there's people right now that are die hard listeners on Spotify? Never seen us that don't know what we look like now. I don't know.
Cam Kennedy
I don't know if.
Peyton Harden
Because how is that possible? That's.
Cam Kennedy
That's up every time when they listen.
Peyton Harden
That's a good point. But like, that's. That's. I mean, that's. But yeah, but even if, like, maybe they have a thing.
Cam Kennedy
I don't know, maybe they don't see it.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, maybe they don't. And maybe that may. I was assuming is on Spotify because, yeah, it's our biggest, like, audio platform, but maybe it's like. Maybe it's like something else. They have LimeWire. I don't know where this podcast goes. I don't know.
Cam Kennedy
That is wild. So, like.
Peyton Harden
Like, it honestly threw me for a loop. And I'm just like, I think we're pretty big on tick tock. Like, I think we. Our videos get put out there. Like, 20 million views on some things. I get to. There's a chance that you've at least came across it once, even if you didn't realize. Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
In the moment. Like, that's a. I want.
Peyton Harden
So I want to comment. I want. I want y' all to comment on if you're audio listener on Spotify or wherever on itunes. Have you, like, is there anybody that hasn't seen our faces before?
Cam Kennedy
That's kind of scary. I don't really like that. I don't like that.
Peyton Harden
What do you.
Cam Kennedy
How do you know everything about my life?
Peyton Harden
Right.
Cam Kennedy
But you don't know my freckles.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
You don't know the mole. I have. You've never seen me.
Peyton Harden
Do you think I sound like what I look like?
Cam Kennedy
Go again.
Peyton Harden
Hey, my name is Peyton Harden of the you should know podcast. Dick's big as hell. That was a rough way to introduce myself.
Cam Kennedy
Golly.
Peyton Harden
I'm sorry.
Cam Kennedy
I mean, I would say that's. That's. That's hard to ask, though, because we see each other every day. Like, that's hard to. You know, I'm saying. Don't you.
Peyton Harden
Let me try.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, don't you do it. Okay, here we go. Hey, what's up, man? Yeah, my name's Cam. What do you do? Oh, that's sick. How long have you been doing that?
Peyton Harden
You sound like you sell your. For the right price.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, your turn. Go.
Peyton Harden
Hey, my name is Peyton Harden, the you should know podcast. We're going on a world tour here pretty soon.
Cam Kennedy
If I had to guess, that conversation was to yourself in a mirror with no one else around in a 3XL hoodie. That's what you sound like.
Peyton Harden
That's what I actually look like. I do.
Cam Kennedy
That's what you sound like. It's like this. Hey, I'm Peyton. Where are you? We're going on tour.
Peyton Harden
I actually do that, though. I talk to myself in a 3XL hoodie. That's how you met me.
Cam Kennedy
No, that. But that is way past. That's way in the past. Thank God for that. That is. I don't know, though. You sound. That's impossible to say. I think you sound like you look. But I've seen you.
Peyton Harden
They. They said no behind the camera. Oh, he said no. K, Rob, time out.
Cam Kennedy
I don't even think that's a real thing.
Peyton Harden
There's definitely people that don't sound like what they look like.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, but that's like, the people that you. If they pop out an accent or like one of those, like, villain voices, like, their voice is like, yeah, like.
Peyton Harden
So, yeah, Mike Tyson would be a great. Like, if you were to just see Mike Tyson, you wouldn't be like, hey, get your bird back, fat. You know what I mean? Mike Tyson. I really want to fight. This means nothing. It's stupid. This all means nothing in this ecosystem. I'm just a person. I'm just a person. I'm not here to be glorified or none of that. We're all gonna burned there in the ground. Nothing matters. That's not the guy you look at.
Cam Kennedy
Why are you so good at that?
Peyton Harden
It's the lisp. I think it's the lisp community all comes together. Yeah, you.
Cam Kennedy
C.J. definitely doesn't sound like C.J. looks like that now that I can get on that train.
Peyton Harden
No, C.J.
Cam Kennedy
Doesn'T sound like that. I think I look exactly how I sound.
Peyton Harden
Oh, 100k Rob. K. Rob is him.
Cam Kennedy
K. Rob. Yeah.
Peyton Harden
Now Pierce not at all.
Cam Kennedy
Now Pierce not at all either. Oh, Pierce is a dude. Pierce back in, like, the twenties.
Peyton Harden
Pierce 1920s.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. Circus act.
Peyton Harden
I know. Pierce would have thrived.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Peyton Harden
Pierce 1800s.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, yeah. Pierce, Pierce, Pierce. Wood of slave.
Peyton Harden
Pierce is like, Pierce been trying to find. He's. He. He donates to the Time Machine Foundation. He's like, take me back.
Cam Kennedy
He goes, this time isn't mine. This one's too hard.
Peyton Harden
He's like, that guy's playing young thug in the Walmart. Loud. Take me back.
Cam Kennedy
He go pajamas in the produce section.
Peyton Harden
Y' all laugh a little too hard. What? I like that.
Cam Kennedy
Take me back to when things are pure and all nice.
Peyton Harden
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Cam Kennedy
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Cam Kennedy
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Peyton Harden
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Cam Kennedy
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Cam Kennedy
Bro, can I, can I just ask you something? Honestly?
Peyton Harden
Yes, you can. Last. That's weird if I said no, right?
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, but you've done before.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, I have. That's actually a good point.
Cam Kennedy
That's just saw last night. We're sitting there and Malachi's crying right.
Peyton Harden
As he does crying as a baby.
Cam Kennedy
And I go upstairs thinking it's a hunger cry. I'm like, he's probably hungry. It's a time right here.
Peyton Harden
His father and it's perfect time.
Cam Kennedy
I'm thinking, okay, he's got to eat. Liv goes, that's not a hunger cry. You didn't listen to it. So I go, all right, let's address the kid first. And then we're going to circle back to this. We take care of him. It turns out it was a diaper cry. What the.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
So I go, what exactly did you mean when you say that wasn't a hunger cry?
Peyton Harden
Right.
Cam Kennedy
Babies have different cries.
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
And you know this. You knew this.
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
You knew babies.
Peyton Harden
Everybody knows this.
Cam Kennedy
So. So you know that babies have different types of cries. They have their own language.
Peyton Harden
Yes, but I can differentiate it. I think that's the parents. Because I've been told this before for years with my different friends that have babies.
Cam Kennedy
I think, I think whenever this originated, I think some just like white woman got really bored one day and said, you know, I think, I think babies are talking. I really think they are.
Peyton Harden
No, you're. You're wrong. Brother is different. You'll. You can be able to tell, I think once you're like, I've heard this all the time. When you're around the kid a lot and you. And you start to pick up what kind of cries there are, you'll see what. That you'll know to me, you'll be able to tell what they need.
Cam Kennedy
The upset one is obvious, but apparently there's. There's five total cries. And I had a whole crash course last night.
Peyton Harden
Right.
Cam Kennedy
And I want to quiz you to see if you can differentiate.
Peyton Harden
Okay.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, let's do it and see if you have any. Any clue.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. Or are you gonna, like, how does this work? You're gonna cry to me?
Cam Kennedy
I'm gonna cry to you. I'm gonna cry.
Peyton Harden
I don't know. This is gonna be like.
Cam Kennedy
I don't.
Peyton Harden
Okay, so you're crying.
Cam Kennedy
I'm crying.
Peyton Harden
With your voice.
Cam Kennedy
With my voice, but I'm crying. What the babies would say. There's letters and everything.
Peyton Harden
Letters.
Cam Kennedy
There's. There's a baby crying. Language.
Peyton Harden
Are we all just confused?
Cam Kennedy
They spell out the cries of what they're saying.
Peyton Harden
Oh, yeah, me too. Okay.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, no, no, no. I'm gonna give you a. I'm giving you an Oscar.
Peyton Harden
I don't know. Okay.
Cam Kennedy
Yes, I'll give you an Oscar.
Peyton Harden
Okay. Oscar. Okay, stop. Drama best. Here we go.
Cam Kennedy
First cry.
Peyton Harden
Nah, I don't. I've never been around a baby.
Cam Kennedy
Thank you.
Peyton Harden
But you have a kid.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, but just guess. Think about babies. What would that. What could that be like?
Peyton Harden
Hungry?
Cam Kennedy
Yes. You guys get hungry.
Peyton Harden
I don't like that one. That one's questionable.
Cam Kennedy
Even when I listen to the. Listened to it last night. I said, I think she had an ulterior mot.
Peyton Harden
And whenever your son looks at me, he Gave me that one too. And I'm like, hey. I'm like, hey, you go.
Cam Kennedy
I just fed you. I know you're not hungry. Okay, Second one, a little different. Hey, hey, hey.
Peyton Harden
That's like, there's something in that diaper they want. They went out.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, no. Good guess. Good guess. Hey, hey. And I'm doing it based off the video.
Peyton Harden
They want attention.
Cam Kennedy
No, no, they don't want attention. Something. One more guess.
Peyton Harden
Okay.
Cam Kennedy
Hey, think about. What does it sound like?
Peyton Harden
Almost like, hey, like they want. Like they drop something.
Cam Kennedy
It's not a hey, they're not waving.
Peyton Harden
It's a. I don't know. I don't. I. I don't know.
Cam Kennedy
That's physically uncomfortable, hot, cold, or wet, they would be.
Peyton Harden
That's what I'm saying. Wet. There's something in that diaper.
Cam Kennedy
It's not diaper wet.
Peyton Harden
It's.
Cam Kennedy
It could be. It could be.
Peyton Harden
Who else is a baby getting wet?
Cam Kennedy
Maybe I spilled a glass of milk on him. It could be diaper.
Peyton Harden
It could be CPS issue.
Cam Kennedy
I thought you meant, like punch a poop or they come out. So partial credit on that one too. Second one or third one? Simply e h.
Peyton Harden
And not hear it Would be. No, I heard it. I heard it again. Would be Now I'm gonna go. That one is. That sounds more uncomfortable. I would have taken that one as the uncomfortability one.
Cam Kennedy
What could they be? Okay, what. What could be they. What could they be uncomfortable for? What do they need to do? Something needs to come out.
Peyton Harden
They got a pit. They gotta poop. You gotta throw up. Oh, they're about to burp and throw up.
Cam Kennedy
A. Is burp universal for babies?
Peyton Harden
That does make sense.
Cam Kennedy
No, it doesn't.
Peyton Harden
Whenever I'm about to throw up, I give a good. Mine's just got a little more bass in it.
Cam Kennedy
Instead of U, a G, a H.
Peyton Harden
You say, uh, mine's a little more bass in it.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, two more.
Peyton Harden
Oh, if your baby's doing that, you gotta get into the performing arts. That's Michael Jackson.
Cam Kennedy
O O W h. Oh.
Peyton Harden
Oh. If your baby's doing that, I don't want to be around it. If I hear an infant go, oh, I'm gonna be like you. I don't know what that means. What is that?
Cam Kennedy
Think of it as the softest soft.
Peyton Harden
Oh, it's a little tickle.
Cam Kennedy
You're not tickling because. Oh, no.
Peyton Harden
I don't know. What is it?
Cam Kennedy
They're sleepy. You see how I'm starting to think this is.
Peyton Harden
No, it does make sense.
Cam Kennedy
I think I just thought the kid was getting tickled. The kid's trying to take a nap.
Peyton Harden
Oh, no, I, I, there's, it's definitely a real thing. And those do make sense. Whenever they're explained. I just am never around a baby. So I, I wouldn't know.
Cam Kennedy
But think about first time parents. You got to learn them.
Peyton Harden
Watch.
Cam Kennedy
I'm saying right off the rip.
Peyton Harden
No, no, yeah.
Cam Kennedy
I'm saying Malachi's going, eh, well, that's right. Slap his back, get a burp out. That's what I'm trying to take.
Peyton Harden
That's why I have a vasectomy. I'm not gonna. They snip my right up about 15 minute procedure. They cut my nut. Oh yeah. I got a little Vasec.
Cam Kennedy
You do not have a Vasec.
Peyton Harden
Oh yeah. But if I change my mind, snip me back.
Cam Kennedy
Michael Scott's time.
Peyton Harden
Michael Scott. Snip, snap, Snip, snip, snap, Snip, snap.
Cam Kennedy
You know how hard 3 vasectomy is.
Peyton Harden
This on a person?
Cam Kennedy
Wait, would you ever.
Peyton Harden
Would I ever get a vasectomy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pre or post kids, now I would get one now. A vasectomy.
Cam Kennedy
You'd get a vasectomy before the end of 20, 25.
Peyton Harden
I would get a vasectomy before the end of the day.
Cam Kennedy
No, you wouldn't.
Peyton Harden
Why?
Cam Kennedy
I understand, I understand that, but I'm saying I don't. You got skills.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. No resources thing. As I get older, skills starting to lessen. My, my three point shooting average has gone down. I'm about 20 from the field.
Cam Kennedy
I used to shoot about 94% beyond the arc.
Peyton Harden
I'm like, well, my next month is ruined for anxiety. Here we go. I'm abstinent. But I would get a vasectomy. I wanted a vasectomy. I brought it up to my mom when I was like 11 or 12, bro. I always knew, like, I don't want kids and unless I find the right one.
Cam Kennedy
So as a kid, I didn't want kids. You didn't want kids As a literal youth, as child.
Peyton Harden
No.
Cam Kennedy
You were in the fifth grade talking to your mom about getting your penis sniffed.
Peyton Harden
No, that's what he is. They don't touch your penis.
Cam Kennedy
I'd beg to differ. They definitely gotta touch it. They might not go in and cut.
Peyton Harden
It, but they got saying. They don't snip your penis. Well, for me, they'd have to move it. They gotta tape it to my chest.
Cam Kennedy
They said. They said, good. This guy. Jimmy, help me real quick.
Peyton Harden
They're like the little emergency button. They press it. They're like, everybody hands on. There they go.
Cam Kennedy
Get the crane in here. Get the crane.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. 100. I would get a sex sack.
Cam Kennedy
See, I'm.
Peyton Harden
I'm not gonna lie. I would be that test monkey for the male birth control. I'll take it. Let me be a. Let me try. My spine might come out my foot, but I'm gonna try it. What? Why wouldn't we?
Cam Kennedy
You would. Okay, now, in. In the contract of you being the test.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Do you have to perform an art to where the product is being tested? A certain. A certain volume? Maybe?
Peyton Harden
I think you do have to, but I think you just put it into a little tube and they. They go run that through a lab. I don't think you go.
Cam Kennedy
That would make more sense.
Peyton Harden
They just have people, they're like, if I get pregnant. I do. Yeah, it. We'll try it. Like, how did you think that test was gonna go? I'll tell you guys, I don't think.
Cam Kennedy
I'm not a crib.
Peyton Harden
You should hear what he said about a Lamborghini Urus the other day.
Cam Kennedy
I don't. Yes.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. See, now, I wasn't expecting you to. To bring it out. That's not what you said.
Cam Kennedy
What did I say?
Peyton Harden
It's okay.
Cam Kennedy
But that is exactly.
Peyton Harden
I think it's fine. I. I think. I think. I think it's normal that I want a physectomy. And I think that's my right.
Cam Kennedy
No, I think that is right. I think it's fine. Now when you say it at 11 years old. Now that's where it's a little questionable, just different.
Peyton Harden
What's the most down bad thing you contemplated doing for money? Oh, because I have a. I have a. I have a thick list. And I was close. Like, almost like I was at the front door.
Cam Kennedy
Oh my God.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, but you tell me.
Cam Kennedy
I. Off the top of my head, just right now. I don't know.
Peyton Harden
I know.
Cam Kennedy
That bad.
Peyton Harden
You've. You've donated an un.
Cam Kennedy
Oh yeah. There's a large. A large percentage of my plasma in the state of Arkansas because I wanted to go to Kroger, be able to buy whatever groceries I wanted. I was a regular. They would dap me up. I walk into a plasma bank center, they dap me up.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, that's a problem.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
You're donating that much plasma for. What was it, like $10 a plasma?
Cam Kennedy
No, they're paying good. They were paying good. I had a car.
Peyton Harden
Didn't you buy your engagement ring off with plasma.
Cam Kennedy
I did not buy my wife's ring with plasma.
Peyton Harden
You did something with it?
Cam Kennedy
No, I bought all my groceries.
Peyton Harden
That's strange.
Cam Kennedy
Hey, you coming down? You want some steak? I said, all right, just give me a couple days. I went in there, they drained me clean, 48 hours. A lot of water. I'm healthy, good to go.
Peyton Harden
The most down, bad thing I got close to doing. And this is a story.
Cam Kennedy
I am scared what you're about to say.
Peyton Harden
Donating my seeds, little swimming donation.
Cam Kennedy
Swear, Peyton, I immediately need to know two things.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Geographical location of where you went.
Peyton Harden
Houston, Texas.
Cam Kennedy
No.
Peyton Harden
God.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, that answers the second one. The age. Yeah, you as a 20, 21 year old. Spry.
Peyton Harden
Oh, I was down bad.
Cam Kennedy
Young buck. We're thinking about going to the, to the drop off the bank.
Peyton Harden
Oh, yeah.
Cam Kennedy
And spreading your seed.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my God. And at that time, I was libido's high. Yeah. I could have filled up six cups, man.
Cam Kennedy
You go, you could. I couldn't even roll over in the bed in the morning. I was too. He said I was good. God, I would have broke something.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, no, I, I went, I googled it, I searched it. I looked like, would I have to be in the people's life afterwards? And you sign a paper, you don't have to. At least the one I went to, it was kind of backdoor ish. Like they didn't have like any images on their website. It was one of those. So I think it was just a guy that was like, okay, you walk.
Cam Kennedy
In, the doctor's in a car, hardens and boots.
Peyton Harden
He's like, give it up.
Cam Kennedy
He's like, just go to that room, dude. You need to put in the glass.
Peyton Harden
He was like, you want a magazine? You want me in there? I don't.
Cam Kennedy
He goes, really? You're still not done? Let me call up my Cheryl, come down here again.
Peyton Harden
Hold on, I got it.
Cam Kennedy
Wait.
Peyton Harden
Okay, but I went all the way to the front door. You went to, like, get my Jeep wrangler.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, so you're not saying, like, hypoth, like scenario. You were very close to walking. You physically went to the building.
Peyton Harden
I was poor, dude. I, I, I was down bad monetarily. I don't, I don't. It was good. I don't remember, but I remember it was enough to make me drive to the front door.
Cam Kennedy
So, but before, so before, like, like burgers on like six hour shifts. You said donation.
Peyton Harden
Oh, yeah. No, Well, I didn't want before.
Cam Kennedy
Maybe a 40% off of Dick Sporting Goods. You said, I'm just gonna be the dick. Sporting goods. You didn't think a regular job was.
Peyton Harden
Well, I didn't want to do like fast food or anything like that because the oils would make my skin break out. And so I was like, I'm not doing that. I can, but I. I do this in my bathroom. Might as well do it for some money, you know what I mean?
Cam Kennedy
You go me, I clock into this job every day. He said, why am I not getting paid for it? Yeah, I don't mind a couple overtime.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. So I drove up to the front door and it was like.
Cam Kennedy
You ever can't stop now?
Peyton Harden
You ever drove up to one of those buildings that there's no branding on the outside, but there's trucks. And you're like, I can't tell what's going on in here. But this is where the address took me. There's no windows.
Cam Kennedy
There's a lot of like, no window.
Peyton Harden
It's one of those where there's. There's like grass growing out of the brick. Like, it's like, this doesn't look good from the outside. And then I got up there in the third door is the only window you can see through in the demo they're bringing in. Immediately looked inward, dude. I was like, I don't belong with these people. I was like, I was like that. I'm above these people.
Cam Kennedy
Who is. Who is in there? Oh, who's in there?
Peyton Harden
Those. Oklahoma. The one tooth. It was a bunch of them. It was a bunch of people who do not have dental insurance. I can tell you that. A bunch of people, they take their socks off. Covid's are coming back. All your meetings are going to be on Zoom. I swear to God, they take that boot off.
Cam Kennedy
Now let's think. Now let's just think about this. Let's connect the dots.
Peyton Harden
Let's go ahead.
Cam Kennedy
You're going as a spry Young buck 20, 21.
Peyton Harden
Oh my God.
Cam Kennedy
Your seat is a value rip.
Peyton Harden
Ripped through my denim jeans.
Cam Kennedy
And you're looking in.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
And you see a 58 year old man, toothless.
Peyton Harden
Oh, yeah, dude. And they were already pre looking at the magazines in the lobby. It was one of those. It's like they're getting a little warm up in there. It's like whenever you start your car in the cold, you got to sit in it for a little bit before you drive. That's what they were doing. Oh, my God. There. It was like. And then I saw CJ in the corner like this. Yeah. No, it was bad, dude.
Cam Kennedy
I. I Isn't it crazy that we both gave bodily fluids? Just wildly different foods. Wildly different.
Peyton Harden
What happens if you miss the cup? Do they charge you?
Cam Kennedy
If they're charging you to yourself because of a miss, that's got to.
Peyton Harden
Give me that.
Cam Kennedy
Then they're. They're con artists. If you miss. First off, you need to calm down if you're missing the top.
Peyton Harden
No. 20, 19. Peyton, you could have. Dude, I would have been top five on the page.
Cam Kennedy
They're like, what the. That Still. That blows my mind. There's always there. I feel like there's never been a normal conversation regarding your work history that has just been. Ah, didn't want to raw. Didn't think of that.
Peyton Harden
Oh, yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Why didn't you think about McDonald's? The grease, the aroma, the oil. It made me break out my skin out. Now I'm spending more money on self.
Peyton Harden
Care and I'm not good at like customer service, dude. Like, I'm really not. Like, I generally don't care about this building enough or this job to be nice to you if you're mean to me.
Cam Kennedy
But you would be. You'd be a. You'd be a hell of a. Hell of a person. Like at a fast food.
Peyton Harden
You think so?
Cam Kennedy
Back in the young days, too. You'd have an airpod in or you'd have one little stringy headphone in. Yeah, you'd be sitting there. You'd just be listening to your podcast.
Peyton Harden
You think I could cook?
Cam Kennedy
Oh, you're not. Oh, but it's frozen patty. Click. 45 seconds, hit go. Oh, and then you go, mayo.
Peyton Harden
You have a lot of. You have a lot of hope in me because I'd find a way to that up.
Cam Kennedy
Probably would. You probably would.
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Cam Kennedy
Shocker.
Peyton Harden
I genuinely believe Dollar General is the best grocery store of all time and it is highly, highly underrated, brother.
Cam Kennedy
One, I'm going to go on a ledge.
Peyton Harden
Hot.
Cam Kennedy
Take myself. Dollar General sucks. And two, it is not a grocery store.
Peyton Harden
One, wow, that's.
Cam Kennedy
It's not a grocery store.
Peyton Harden
First off, you grow up rich if you think Dollar General isn't all that. Dollar General is the.
Cam Kennedy
Dollar General was the. When we were young. Now.
Peyton Harden
Now it's still good. No, it is the. And it is a grocery store.
Cam Kennedy
It's not a grocery store. There's nothing, there's nothing that you can say. Dollar General is A convenience store. It is a.
Peyton Harden
It's a convenience store.
Cam Kennedy
Dollar General is a convenience store.
Peyton Harden
It is a grocery. Can you buy groceries in Dollar General?
Cam Kennedy
Depending on the Dollar General, of course you can buy some groceries.
Peyton Harden
Then that makes it a grocery store. There's a store and there's groceries in it. Grocery store. That was a quick one. Should I sing already?
Cam Kennedy
No, you should not. No, you should not sing. Is Dollar Tree a grocery store?
Peyton Harden
Can you buy eggs and milk?
Cam Kennedy
No, you cannot. Some of them. I've seen milk in a dollar tree.
Peyton Harden
Oh, then, yeah, there's a grocery store.
Cam Kennedy
Those are not grocery stores.
Peyton Harden
I bought a salad in a dollar tree.
Cam Kennedy
You can buy. You can buy. There's milk in gas stations.
Peyton Harden
There's milk. So sell gas. That makes it a gas station.
Cam Kennedy
But apart from the gas station, when you go into that, it's a convenience store. Same. It's quick things. It's. There's. There's not a big variety. There's not your normal grocery store. There's not all your pro.
Peyton Harden
What makes it. What makes a grocery store.
Cam Kennedy
Grocery store, then to me, a grocery store is all your groceries. Dollar General does not have all your groceries.
Peyton Harden
You don't know what my dietary nutrition stats are. I could genuinely just eat eggs and salami sandwiches, and I can get that at a Dollar General.
Cam Kennedy
I got. I got you locked in not finding salami at a dollar store.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, 100% get salami at a Dollar General.
Cam Kennedy
You're not buying. There's not a deli. There's not a deli in a Dollar General.
Peyton Harden
You can literally. There's not one.
Cam Kennedy
You're not walking up to a person in a yellow shirt and a black hat that says dg. He says, hey, can I get a quarter pound of honey sliced ham?
Peyton Harden
First of all, you're going to really good DGs if there's employees readily available. I've never gone. I've never gone to a Dollar General where I can find somebody.
Cam Kennedy
I'm literally like, hey, hello.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, I've. I've been. I'll sit at the check. I'll be like, I've been here 15 minutes, but I'm getting this $1 plunger.
Cam Kennedy
You're better than me. I'll scream if I'm up there. But no, they're not. You're not getting salami.
Peyton Harden
Can you get chips at a Dollar General?
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
Can you get.
Cam Kennedy
Can you get chips at a gas station?
Peyton Harden
Yes. Yes. Can you get gas at a Dollar General?
Cam Kennedy
You can get propane.
Peyton Harden
Can you get gas at a Dollar. Can you get gas at Dollar General?
Cam Kennedy
No.
Peyton Harden
Can you get gas at a gas station?
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
So that's the difference. Next one. Right. So what can you get at a grocery store that you cannot get at a Dollar General?
Cam Kennedy
Deli meats.
Peyton Harden
Like that you can get deli meats. I've already told you, I've physically bought that.
Cam Kennedy
Pre packaged deli meats.
Peyton Harden
It doesn't matter. Okay, so it's deli meats. So that's another L. You. So what's the next one?
Cam Kennedy
You can't get a full assortment. You can't get specific things. There's very, very, very little choices. Hence convenience store.
Peyton Harden
It doesn't.
Cam Kennedy
Dollar Generals are always like on the way to the grocery store. Like they'll be put there in the middle of nowhere because the grocery store is 30 minutes away. So they might need a, they might need a 2 liter of off brand coke at 8 o' clock at night.
Peyton Harden
So if you always. So say in your example if the grocery big grocery store is far away.
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
And so you get all your groceries from a Dollar General, does that not make it your grocery store?
Cam Kennedy
No. That means that makes it your con. It's convenient. It is convenient.
Peyton Harden
So if I have, if I have a Target.
Cam Kennedy
Convenient.
Peyton Harden
If I have a Target I can walk to, is that convenient?
Cam Kennedy
Yes. Thank you.
Peyton Harden
If I have a dance with me.
Cam Kennedy
If you have a Target, Yeah, that's convenient.
Peyton Harden
So that is a convenience store as well. Because it is a store that is convenient.
Cam Kennedy
No, that's still a grocery store.
Peyton Harden
I think. Is it time? Because I think he's running out. Do you want to keep going? You're fighting, right? You keep fighting, bro.
Cam Kennedy
A Dollar General. Okay, I would say another point. You cannot get. A Dollar General is very condensed, very small selection. I've already said that. Right? You can. There's no just rightfully you're arguing semantics, definitions. No one's gonna say a Dollar General is a grocery store compared to your Walmart's, Kroger's stuff of that nature.
Peyton Harden
What makes them different?
Cam Kennedy
You can't, you can't buy a TV in a Dollar General.
Peyton Harden
That doesn't, that's not groceries.
Cam Kennedy
Walmart's targets Kroger TVs aren't groceries. So okay, is a Whole Foods the same as Dollar General? Whole Foods is strictly groceries, right?
Peyton Harden
Yeah. No, it's not strictly groceries, but yeah.
Cam Kennedy
What do they sell? There's not groceries.
Peyton Harden
Vitamins, supplements, flowers.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, so it's, it's gross. Yeah, you're a wizard today. Okay, so there's a Whole Foods A Dollar General. Are they. Are they very similar?
Peyton Harden
Whole Foods at Dollar General? No, Whole Foods is a Whole Foods.
Cam Kennedy
Okay. Is Whole Foods and Dollar General the same? Are they. Are they both grocery stores?
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
Dollar General and the Whole Foods are neck and neck for you. There are cousins. They're brothers.
Peyton Harden
Is AMC the movie theater the same as the 25 cent movie theaters you can get and go watch old films? Right? Are they the same?
Cam Kennedy
Those are both movie theaters.
Peyton Harden
Thank you. But one doesn't show the new movies. It's all big and nice and exciting. Right? The same thing comparatively to the Whole Foods and the Dollar General.
Cam Kennedy
That's not.
Peyton Harden
That's. I think my whole. I think my whole foot is in the pot right now.
Cam Kennedy
No, it's not.
Peyton Harden
You're pulling it.
Cam Kennedy
You're. What's another. What's another Publix?
Peyton Harden
I don't. I've never been to a Publix.
Cam Kennedy
Never been. Jesus Christ. Heb. Like H e B. H E B is the same as a Dollar General. You're me.
Peyton Harden
No, they're not the same.
Cam Kennedy
Heb is a grocery store.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, they're both grocery stores, but they're not the same grocery store. But there's levels. Yes, I agree. But in my opinion it's fair because. Name another grocery store. You can get groceries for a dollar.
Cam Kennedy
You don't get groceries for $. Dollar General. Dollar General's expensive.
Peyton Harden
And now it's like 175, right?
Cam Kennedy
No, that's Dollar Tree and it's 125. Dollar General's like 350 for a box of graham crackers.
Peyton Harden
And you could. And you could buy outdoor furniture at a Dollar General.
Cam Kennedy
Outdoor furniture. It's a six dollar pool chair. It's not outdoor furniture. It's a pool chair with a tiki torch.
Peyton Harden
It's the same.
Cam Kennedy
It's in the middle of nowhere on the way to the real furniture.
Peyton Harden
No, I have a Dollar General and a very. I've seen in a very affluent neighborhood.
Cam Kennedy
Actually, I'd be willing to argue that. I think Dollar Generals are literally in the.
Peyton Harden
No, it's not true at all.
Cam Kennedy
I don't know if there's a Dollar General in Frisco. I don't know if there's one.
Peyton Harden
There's one in Pflugerville.
Cam Kennedy
But it was there previous to the expansion of the empire.
Peyton Harden
No, Dollar General is. Dollar General's not. You're just rich, dude. Sorry, we're not here with the regular civilians.
Cam Kennedy
No, don't do that. When's the last time you've been in.
Peyton Harden
The Dollar General about a year ago.
Cam Kennedy
I was in Dollar General this weekend.
Peyton Harden
Really?
Cam Kennedy
That's why I'm passionate.
Peyton Harden
That it is, dude. It's the best. I love a Dollar General and they're always connected. Like if you ever get one on a shopping strip, they're connected to Route 21.
Cam Kennedy
Let's hear yourself.
Peyton Harden
Wicked pool, huh?
Cam Kennedy
Hear yourself. Has There been an HEB with a Rue 21 next to it?
Peyton Harden
Yes, yes, there has. Yes, there has. In Pflugerville, Texas.
Cam Kennedy
No, there is.
Peyton Harden
It's in huddle, actually.
Cam Kennedy
It's connect.
Peyton Harden
Yes, it's connected. And like a nail salon and like some tax place. They're all connected yout're out of your mind. I'm telling you.
Cam Kennedy
Why do y' all have standing room 21s by themselves? Not in another.
Peyton Harden
Stripped. I'm talking. They're stripped.
Cam Kennedy
No, I know, but self. Standing room 21 is disgusting in its own word.
Peyton Harden
We're nice.
Cam Kennedy
Well, okay, we're gonna go down this line because this, this is you like to do, right? I'm gonna say things you can buy at Walmart, Things you can buy at Dollar General. Okay.
Peyton Harden
Okay.
Cam Kennedy
Customized birthday cake from the bakery.
Peyton Harden
No.
Cam Kennedy
Can you buy that at Dollar General?
Peyton Harden
No. Okay. It's not a grocery.
Cam Kennedy
Fresh daily bread. Dollar General.
Peyton Harden
You can get bread at Dollar General.
Cam Kennedy
Fresh, fresh daily bread.
Peyton Harden
You can't say specific brands. That's different.
Cam Kennedy
That's not a brand.
Peyton Harden
I'm talking about fresh daily bread.
Cam Kennedy
Bread that's made fresh daily.
Peyton Harden
It's not groceries. It's not groceries. It's not groceries. You can't.
Cam Kennedy
Not groceries.
Peyton Harden
Yes, bread is. But fresh daily bread doesn't make something more or less if you just say bread. Yes, you could buy bread of both.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, you can buy bread. But I'm saying.
Peyton Harden
But you're saying just because it's nicer at a different place doesn't mean it's not a good thing.
Cam Kennedy
There's just a bakery. There's a full bakery.
Peyton Harden
Does not make it a grocery store.
Cam Kennedy
So does Dollar General have a bakery?
Peyton Harden
Does it make it a grocery store?
Cam Kennedy
No, we're just gonna go down like, okay, yeah.
Peyton Harden
Does it have a parking lot? Like, does it have revolving doors? Like, that's like the same type of thing I'm selling. It doesn't matter. Does it have a tap to pay? Like, that's what I'm saying. That you're just naming things that are nice. That's what I'm saying. But you're saying you're just naming things that are Nicer.
Cam Kennedy
So how many do we have to get to. To say they're not the same?
Peyton Harden
That's. But you're arguing the picture I'm painting.
Cam Kennedy
If there's 90 things that they don't have.
Peyton Harden
Because you're. You're saying just because it doesn't have the nicest version of something doesn't make it.
Cam Kennedy
I'm not saying nicest version.
Peyton Harden
Just because it has fresh daily bread does. So Aldi. I'll go into Aldi. There's not fresh daily bread in there. Is that a grocery store?
Cam Kennedy
Aldi is a grocery store.
Peyton Harden
Does that. Fresh daily bread.
Cam Kennedy
No.
Peyton Harden
So. So your Dollar General point that you just tried to make is wrong. Right?
Cam Kennedy
That's fine. That one.
Peyton Harden
There you go. That's.
Cam Kennedy
That's.
Peyton Harden
I think my. Yeah, that deserves it. Come on. That was nice. Now, I'm not gonna lie. K. Rob feels bad for you right now. Kind of bad. You're getting cooked.
Cam Kennedy
While Dollar General is not traditionally. What do you know?
Peyton Harden
He can't make an argument by himself. Has to chat.
Cam Kennedy
Not traditionally. Cons. Oh, that's Google. That's not.
Peyton Harden
Oh, not traditionally.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, it's not.
Peyton Harden
It's okay, bud. It's all right. It's a no. It's a no. You have taken. So. Hey, I've read so many comments saying. I love how the podcast has evolved to Cam being wrong majority of the time.
Cam Kennedy
Every single week, they're like, it's. It's Peyton winning every time now.
Peyton Harden
Dude, I'm telling you, I'm just smarter.
Cam Kennedy
It is paradigm shift. Good God. Oh, I'm not gonna restore. You know, it's not a grocery store.
Peyton Harden
Oh, my God. I cooked on that one.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You.
Peyton Harden
The. You should know podcast. So me and Cam just came from. Walking outside, Right? If you. If you don't know our studios in downtown. Me and camera just walking downtown, and this debate just randomly sparked out of nowhere. So we're like, we gotta save it. We're coming on to talk about it.
Cam Kennedy
That's.
Peyton Harden
So we are arguing right now. If you live in a car, are you considered homeless?
Cam Kennedy
Yes. That's. I don't. It's not. That's not much of a.
Peyton Harden
It's Absolutely. You're not Cam now.
Cam Kennedy
Okay, I. I get what you're trying to do. Right?
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
You're trying to put on your beautiful little robe, your satchel, and just be the shepherd to all the lambs.
Peyton Harden
You're homeless.
Cam Kennedy
Let's just. Let's. Let's just keep it. Let's Just keep it on.
Peyton Harden
Okay.
Cam Kennedy
And that's not a wrong thing.
Peyton Harden
No, I'm not.
Cam Kennedy
I'm not like smiting you, but I'm saying that's not a home.
Peyton Harden
Yes, it is.
Cam Kennedy
You're sleeping in your car.
Peyton Harden
Yes. And what is the number one phrase when you talk about a home? A home is where the heart is.
Cam Kennedy
All right, Disney Channel. No, a home is a house. It's a home, an apartment, a home. It's where you live permanently. And that is a home. It's own building.
Peyton Harden
You leave your permanently for your home. You have to permanently live there for it to be your home.
Cam Kennedy
Are we kidding? If you go to a hotel and you sleep there for a night, is that your home if I'm on. Or do you go back to your house where you stay permanently?
Peyton Harden
If I'm on a one year lease at my apartment is at a home still.
Cam Kennedy
You permanently live there for your lease. For your term of your lease, you're there permanently. That's where you go home.
Peyton Harden
Do you know what the word permanent means?
Cam Kennedy
Not until you die.
Peyton Harden
That's what permanent means.
Cam Kennedy
No, that y' all.
Peyton Harden
That is what permanent means.
Cam Kennedy
I didn't say for eternity. I didn't say from conception to.
Peyton Harden
You said permanent.
Cam Kennedy
Your permanent address. Your address until you change it.
Peyton Harden
My tattoo is what?
Cam Kennedy
That's permanent? Yes.
Peyton Harden
Can I ever get it off? Get rid of it?
Cam Kennedy
What word would you like me to say?
Peyton Harden
I don't know. You brought it up.
Cam Kennedy
Where you sleep day in, day out.
Peyton Harden
Okay, so if I sleep in my car day in, day out, that's my home.
Cam Kennedy
It's not a home. It's not a home because you're sleeping in. You're sleeping in a car that's not your home. You can't get mail at your car. You can't say, my license plate is VMH778.
Peyton Harden
I can't. Okay.
Cam Kennedy
They don't have a mailbox at your home.
Peyton Harden
That's crazy.
Cam Kennedy
They don't give you mail.
Peyton Harden
That's crazy, because right now at my house, I can't get mail.
Cam Kennedy
That's not because you lost your key?
Peyton Harden
No, because mail genuinely cannot come to my house. There's a mess up with the postal service. I cannot get mail at my house. So do I not have a home?
Cam Kennedy
No, but you had.
Peyton Harden
You said, I literally shipped my passport to your house because I can't get mail.
Cam Kennedy
You said something messed up you had when you got there. There was a working mail system. I remember grabbing mounds of mail out of your mailbox and walking back Your mail works. So you're so just cause something messed up.
Peyton Harden
Okay, what about this? Yes or no? Are there people who fiscally can buy a home? Right.
Cam Kennedy
Okay.
Peyton Harden
There's people out there that can financially buy a home, but decide to buy a van and travel around the country and live in their van. Is that van not their home?
Cam Kennedy
Sort of like RVs.
Peyton Harden
No, I said a van like a.
Cam Kennedy
Van, and they like gut the van out.
Peyton Harden
I don't care what they do to it.
Cam Kennedy
That now that's nomadic.
Peyton Harden
Sure. So it's a home, but that's not what we're arguing.
Cam Kennedy
We were just down here. If you take that approach and choose to take a car, gut the car out at a sink, shower, bed.
Peyton Harden
No, I did not say that. I said it's a car. Is a van a car A van.
Cam Kennedy
If someone's living in a normal van. No, it's a van.
Peyton Harden
A car.
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
If you're deciding to live in that van and travel the country is at your home.
Cam Kennedy
I'm going with no.
Peyton Harden
Why is it not because you're sleeping in your car? But that's where I'm deciding to live. I live in there. I do everything in there that.
Cam Kennedy
No, you don't. No, you don't.
Peyton Harden
What do they do?
Cam Kennedy
You don't have. You don't have anything in the van. You're just sleeping in the van because you want to travel in sightsee, which is fine.
Peyton Harden
So why is that not at home? Why though?
Cam Kennedy
There's no bed, there's no plumbing, there's no shower sink, there's no toilet. You can't get mail.
Peyton Harden
So you have to have all that to be a house. The prerequisites of house is a shower, a sink, a toilet. So whenever. So whenever we lived in a dorm or people that live in dorm rooms that have community showers, they don't have a. In their rooms, they don't have showers, they don't have laundry. They don't have any of that. They don't have space.
Cam Kennedy
They have it. Community version. Because there's so many people and you know what the community is to save money.
Peyton Harden
And you know what the community version of living in your van is? A 7 11. A Planet Fitness. You can go shower. And there's people that choose to go do that.
Cam Kennedy
That doesn't make a van a home.
Peyton Harden
It. Why not?
Cam Kennedy
It's a car.
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
If I. If no one ever is like, come, come to my house. And then you open it up. Make sure you strap in, seat belt on.
Peyton Harden
Why couldn't they.
Cam Kennedy
Because it's their car. They're just. Because they're living out of their car does not make it a house. Does not make it a home.
Peyton Harden
Why?
Cam Kennedy
Because it's a car.
Peyton Harden
Why? I'm asking you keep saying that. Why? What's so wrong about what's. What's the thing about saying anything's wrong? What's the thing about a car? Okay, so if I bought a house, right? If I bought this shack of a house.
Cam Kennedy
Yes.
Peyton Harden
And there's nothing in it. Like literally, there's not a door, there's not a room, there's not a. There's. It's a hollowed out house. And I sleep in that thing. I bought it and I sleep in that thing.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
Yes, that's a home.
Cam Kennedy
That is a home. It is made at. For shelter, made for you to be in. It is a building. It cannot move.
Peyton Harden
You just shaved your answer.
Cam Kennedy
No, I didn't.
Peyton Harden
Because you said. Because you said there's no shower, there's no sink, there's no.
Cam Kennedy
All this things that are in homes. If you bought. If you bought a house that had nothing in it, that's a house, what'd you buy? You bought a what?
Peyton Harden
I bought a car. That is my house.
Cam Kennedy
No, no, but when you said. When I bought this, what you said I bought a house, meaning a home. You bought a home. It's now your home because you live there.
Peyton Harden
But if I buy a van for the soul.
Cam Kennedy
Bought a car.
Peyton Harden
If I buy a van for the sole purpose of a. For me to live in it, that is a.
Cam Kennedy
So do you drive it? Do you drive it?
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Then that's not your sole purpose. Sole purpose means one, your sole purpose is to go to sleep and live in it. If you're driving it, that's no longer a sole purpose. You're doing two things with it.
Peyton Harden
You're driving are like mobile homes, not houses, because you can drive them and.
Cam Kennedy
Move them their mobile home. That's completely diff. That's a mobile home. It's literally called a mobile home. It's made to go on the road.
Peyton Harden
And I would say a car is a small mobile home.
Cam Kennedy
Fuck. No. A mobile home and a Corolla are nowhere near the same. No. And you know that. You know that.
Peyton Harden
I just want to say, what do y' all think? What do y' all. Who won that?
Cam Kennedy
I don't agree.
Peyton Harden
No, I'm saying who do you think out of just the argument off, your own personal bias is gone. Based off the arguments that are made. Who won that?
Cam Kennedy
I'm thinking Cam, my personal bias comes in.
Peyton Harden
No, I'm saying without personal bias. Just based off the. If you had no information of anything in the world and you just heard those. Those arguments, I probably have to go with Peyton Dick. It feels good. It's a fine not to agree with me. I'm just saying based off the arguments that were made and in the comments. Leave it below.
Cam Kennedy
So you. So is it fair to say you won the argument but I won the point and at the statement, the whole reason of the argument?
Peyton Harden
No.
Cam Kennedy
So it's all. It's just about the arguments.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
So the initial I won the debate doesn't even matter.
Peyton Harden
I won the debate.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, you won the debate.
Peyton Harden
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Cam Kennedy
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Peyton Harden
I do remember that.
Cam Kennedy
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Peyton Harden
Yes, it was a tough time.
Cam Kennedy
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Peyton Harden
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Cam Kennedy
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Peyton Harden
Of the episode, the you should know podcast. I think it's time for people's favorite singing. You know what that is? Pop culture pay nick him. Pop culture pain in Kim boss going viral on Twitter.
Cam Kennedy
Talk to me.
Peyton Harden
There is a video of. You ever watched the news and try to stay away? Yeah, I haven't watched it in literally years, but I saw it on Twitter. There's a video of like somebody on the news. It's got the lower thirds and then under. It's got that running ticker that has words. I go around like the breaking news.
Cam Kennedy
God.
Peyton Harden
You saw that?
Cam Kennedy
Know what you're about to say? Tell them.
Peyton Harden
The ticker at the bottom of the news said, yeah, there's like a like miles and miles long of volcanoes, like under the sea that's gonna erupt and.
Cam Kennedy
Apparently in several months and then whatever.
Peyton Harden
In the next few months that are gonna cause at least 10,000 earthquakes in what duration?
Cam Kennedy
What did it say?
Peyton Harden
I don't know what it was in a day. In a day.
Cam Kennedy
Are you kidding me? And we have someone talking about some others. Yeah, this should be. Everyone should be forced to say, well, why was that?
Peyton Harden
The lower thirds of like a running ticker? Like it was an NBA score. It was like.
Cam Kennedy
It was like the Knicks beat the cell.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Mile wide underwater volcano about to erupt in a few months. Gonna cause 10000 earthquakes in a day.
Peyton Harden
Now could we be completely honest? Why have we never heard about this volcano before?
Cam Kennedy
Bro, there they are. This.
Peyton Harden
I've never known this volcano existed.
Cam Kennedy
And there's no way you just found it. There are like, if it has the power to cause 10,000 earthquakes.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
It's miles wide. And you're just now fine, dude, with a couple months till expires.
Peyton Harden
And. And what were they. And what were they doing? Like, you know, so they found it. Okay, this is my question. When they find it.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah.
Peyton Harden
If they found it years ago, Right. Did we just have a guy just randomly go look at it the other day? They're like, oh, there is that. There's that volcano under there. Let me go take a dive. And they went under there. Right?
Cam Kennedy
Snapped some pictures.
Peyton Harden
And he was like, oh, that got the bus. He's like, that brought the bus all over this mother Nike's like this.
Cam Kennedy
He's like, oh, we only got a couple months. Couple months. I'll be back.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. And they're like, that thing looks like that thing looks like 20 year old Peyton. Like that thing's about to like erupt.
Cam Kennedy
He goes, that volcano's filled with libido. Filled with it.
Peyton Harden
And like if you. If we knew about this for A long time. We couldn't take it any precautionary measures. We couldn't have put some Tums in the volcanoes, settle it.
Cam Kennedy
Go give him some anti acid, you.
Peyton Harden
Know what I mean?
Cam Kennedy
Poke some holes and let it seep out little by little.
Peyton Harden
A little anti diarrheal painting at the ACS.
Cam Kennedy
10,000 earthquakes in one day. What are we.
Peyton Harden
At what point? Like what happens?
Cam Kennedy
Well, like is that it in game that wrapped?
Peyton Harden
Yeah, like the world becomes a bop it. Like we're just all over the place.
Cam Kennedy
10Th where do we know where it's located? It's off the coast of Oregon.
Peyton Harden
Oregon is a ocean. You're kidding. In the middle.
Cam Kennedy
No, in the middle. It's underwater. In the ocean. No, no, I, I actually think he just asked if, if there's an ocean in the middle of Oregon. This is what I think.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, well, because he just said even worse. No, because you asked where it's at and the mother said Oregon.
Cam Kennedy
He said off the coast of Oregon.
Peyton Harden
I thought Oregon was in the middle. Why the would I care where Oregon is? What's Oregon? Except for the Ducks and Nike, they're two awesome things. Is that where Drake was on the Jet Ski on the music video? Yes, that was the ocean.
Cam Kennedy
So the Nike headquarters on the ocean, that was just Nike headquarters. He was in like a pond. But it's Nike, so they do it big. They do their big one, but Oregon is touching it.
Peyton Harden
So Nike, Nike, everybody go take like.
Cam Kennedy
There's no more Nike.
Peyton Harden
Take your sock out of Nike. Go to under arm or something.
Cam Kennedy
But 10,000, they really don't know what's gonna happen. And that's, that's not okay.
Peyton Harden
And so you know what? Genuinely my question is the science behind finding that they like I said they. That random guy just had an inkling one day. Let me go check on that underwater volcano. That's pretty big. Yeah, he checked it. He looked at it and he was like. He didn't say 10. He didn't say 100 for some reason he said, oh no, there's going to be 10,000.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. Not 10,000. Eight.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. Not 9,844. 10,000 exactly. And then he said, and it's all going to be one day. This mother is Moana. Yeah, he like knows some.
Cam Kennedy
He. And the fear mongering is ridiculous.
Peyton Harden
Well, I wouldn't say it might be real.
Cam Kennedy
No, it might be real. But why are you saying 10,000? Why not say a lot?
Peyton Harden
Well, even if it is, do you.
Cam Kennedy
Know it's 10,000 on the dot.
Peyton Harden
That's what I'm saying. Even if it is. Even if it is 10. How do you. I need to know your. Pull out your notebook. Like, I need to see your notebook.
Cam Kennedy
Show me the calculations.
Peyton Harden
Show me your work.
Cam Kennedy
You're not Nostradamus.
Peyton Harden
Because when I see the future, I was in Ms. Eisenhower's class doing long division, and I got the answer right, but I didn't show no words, so it didn't count. You got to show your word, Dr. Man.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, yes or no. Did you ever lie in mass?
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Because you cheated. Got caught cheating. She said, show the work. You said, oh, I just did in my head. I can't write it.
Peyton Harden
No, because they knew that wasn't true.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, I said that multiple times. Got away with it a couple times.
Peyton Harden
Well, you know what I would do to show my work? Like, if. So if I got told, hey, you got to go back and show your work. This is exactly what I do. I'd go back, I would write just random, like, numbers and equations. And then I would, like, because I was left handed, I would smear the ink or smear the pencil or I just scribble out some of them so she can't completely see. I'd be like, yeah, I was trying to. I was like, yeah, I was just. It took me a lot to get there, but I got there. It's in there somewhere.
Cam Kennedy
Bro, that is crippling memories that you just brought back up. I would do that. We'd get to the end of the. I definitely cheated, and I look at the. It's just naked. The page is no work. And I go. I just start rewriting the question. I write it backwards. I throw a couple extra X's, divisions in there, do a little scribble, erase, rewrite the same thing. I just make it look muddy.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, dude, you can't.
Cam Kennedy
You can't say there's no work. You might not understand my word, but I got the answer.
Peyton Harden
Answer. Dude, some of the most impressive cheating I've done was like, because I always. I took pride in cheating in high school. Like, I was like, I'm not gonna. I'm going to cheat on this. Because I had to. I was like, I'm not gonna do the work. It was so good. Like, I feel like it's more honorable to find a healthy way to cheat without getting in trouble than, like, just cramming all this information just to forget it. Like, the. The hour after you take the test. You know what I mean? So I was like, I'm a cheat. I'm still putting in effort. I'm taking time out of my day to work on your class. And so I would find the pink erasers, right? Those big pink erasers that are kind of like. You know what I mean?
Cam Kennedy
Yeah, the little.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. And so I would flip it and I would write like all the on there and just flip it down. That was one of my ways. There's water bottles. There's like inside of my glasses. I'd have glasses. And then I'd put. You could write on erasers and pencil. Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
100 right on it.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. I used to just do art on there as a kid. Like I wouldn't even.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. Erasers were lit.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Then you can just rub it off and like burn and go.
Peyton Harden
They're thick.
Cam Kennedy
They had massive like bricks.
Peyton Harden
We're not gonna do the little one.
Cam Kennedy
We are not gonna just roll past that. You just said you think it's more honorable to find a very in depth way to cheat than it is to take the test. Normal.
Peyton Harden
Yes.
Cam Kennedy
That is equivalent of you saying it's more honorable to think out of just a really good, well thought, hard working heist and rob the bank.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
Than it is to work for 40 years and get your money the right way.
Peyton Harden
No, because that hurts people and that's illegal.
Cam Kennedy
What if, now if it didn't hurt people, would you stand by it?
Peyton Harden
It's illegal. So no.
Cam Kennedy
But cheating's illegal in the school system.
Peyton Harden
But it's not a law, it's a policy. So I would say. But yes, I do, I do think cheating is. Let me change it. I think cheating is just as honorable as actually studying. I think it's just as honorable because if you can put in the effort to find the answers first of all, then find a way to get the answers into the test and then find a way to hide you looking at the answers in the test. I did a lot of work.
Cam Kennedy
I'd say you worked. But it's. None of it deserves honor.
Peyton Harden
Okay. Or would I rather. And at least I'll have that. Those answers permanently on a piece of paper or on whatever I wrote them on. If I'm struggling for hours and hours and days and days and nights, on nights. Cramming this information in my head just to forget it an hour later after the test.
Cam Kennedy
I get that. I get that. We. They.
Peyton Harden
The school's bad. They.
Cam Kennedy
They teach us for the test. They don't teach us to remember. But I don't think you deserve praises and rewards for cheating, dude.
Peyton Harden
I think so.
Cam Kennedy
You could have opened a cheating school A school of cheating.
Peyton Harden
No, I wasn't that good. But I was. I. I did put in a lot of effort. I did, and I never did anything wrong.
Cam Kennedy
You cheated. How many times did you cheat so hard that Loki.
Peyton Harden
When you got to the test, though, you knew it. You didn't even need to choose.
Cam Kennedy
Exactly. And that's just called study.
Peyton Harden
No, it's not. I was trying to cheat, but you.
Cam Kennedy
Were trying to cheat.
Peyton Harden
I wasn't trying. Listen. I was not trying to learn it. I was trying to figure out how to get this in here. To get a good grade. If I. The wrong thing would be to not even try. To not even care about the honorable. Exactly. The honorable thing is you're trying so hard. I'm willing to get in trouble to get this right for you.
Cam Kennedy
Now, when you spin it like that. But the fact of. I think it's like an inception thing. You were really studying. You just needed it to have a different name.
Peyton Harden
Sure. You're helping me. Yeah, fine. I'm studying. All right.
Cam Kennedy
No, I know. I'm saying I think you were actually studying. If you. I know you were cheating, but I'm saying if you got to it and you cheated so much that you have it now and it's a part of you, then you don't even have to cheat when you get there. It's a different form of studying. It's like a new age studying.
Peyton Harden
Sure, but I'm still. But no. Because I have the answers right beside me. That's. That's the difference. Yeah. I got everything I need right here. The inside of my big mechanical pencil is answers.
Cam Kennedy
You're going.
Peyton Harden
I wrote. I rolled it up in a scroll and put it down there. Yeah, that's a bunch of different ways. Dude, I was nasty. Dude. Burner phone. Because they used to take our phones. Put anything out. A little burner phone, ipod. I would talk. I talked about this already. I was good. Jimmy, Shout out to you, bro. Appreciate you. Hope you're doing good.
Cam Kennedy
Mine was the inside of my desk because ours were metal.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. I would.
Cam Kennedy
Like the day before, I would start writing answers on the inside of my desk. Like, put a folder in there. So then the next day, I would turn the folder the other way and I'd have all my answers right there on the inside of my desk.
Peyton Harden
That's good.
Cam Kennedy
That's classic. Well, golly, you heard it here. Cheating's honorable.
Peyton Harden
I think so. Cheating and cheating in school.
Cam Kennedy
Hey, why is. And the crazy part is there's 100% people listening to this in their Classroom right now. Cheat.
Peyton Harden
Cheat. Don't get. Don't get caught.
Cam Kennedy
He said cheat. Don't get caught.
Peyton Harden
Unless you're trying to be a doctor or surgeon or something. Don't cheat.
Cam Kennedy
Please don't cheat.
Peyton Harden
Please.
Cam Kennedy
You need to take it now. If you're.
Peyton Harden
If you're like an idiot, like, you know what I mean? But you're a respectful kid. You're like me.
Cam Kennedy
Cheat.
Peyton Harden
Cheat. Dude, hey, I promise you, I am 26 years old. I couldn't tell you the hypotenuse of a thing out here, nor do I need to.
Cam Kennedy
Can't even tell you where the diploma's at.
Peyton Harden
I don't even think I ever got mine. I do. Don't think I ever got my. Like, actually, your school diploma.
Cam Kennedy
Yes. You got it.
Peyton Harden
No, because when I walked across the stage, they just gave me the blank because in case you did something, they're not gonna give it to you, brother.
Cam Kennedy
You have your diploma. Your mom has it somewhere. You might not now. If you got it, you'd probably be like, blow your nose in. Third one.
Peyton Harden
I was never handed or received a piece of paper that said Hendrickson High school, class of 2017. Peyton Stevenarden. I never got that. I barely got my robe in my hat. Like, I cam. I was out. I was like, I'm going to hoop dog.
Cam Kennedy
I know. Why do I feel like the. The ceremony stuff? The graduation gown and cap was available for, like, three months. Then it was like two weeks before the graduation. You were like, why the. I don't have mine yet.
Peyton Harden
Yeah, 100%. You know what? Can I say this? And I hate to. And this might be rude. God, not to you. Oh, sensitive Sally. People that I got their high school class rings.
Cam Kennedy
Mmm. Yeah. Not big.
Peyton Harden
Was that the biggest waste of money you've ever.
Cam Kennedy
Don't you lie. Yes, it is.
Peyton Harden
Like, at what age? You know, as soon as you got one, you know, as soon as you got to summer or like, summer ended after your senior high school, you're like.
Cam Kennedy
Walgreens like a chain. You're like, really get a good twist.
Peyton Harden
My dad had his. I wore his in high school.
Cam Kennedy
Sometimes I, I, I here didn't even want to buy my letterman.
Peyton Harden
Like, that's how little I cared about Letterman's.
Cam Kennedy
Yeah. Yeah.
Peyton Harden
You got.
Cam Kennedy
You got the patches. You got the patches for free. Because you get the rings through, like, a company. You can go get them at, like, Walmart and for half the price.
Peyton Harden
Dude, I thought. I think you get the letterman for free, but you buy the patch or something.
Cam Kennedy
Ours Is opposite. You don't get the leatherman until you letter in something.
Peyton Harden
Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
And so anything. You let her in the patches, you get for free.
Peyton Harden
Okay. Yeah, I think that's what it was. Yeah.
Cam Kennedy
I. I was like, I don't want this. I don't want to do it. Oh, my God.
Peyton Harden
Yeah. All right, guys, that was pop culture. Pop culture. Pain in camp Bow. That was a nasty bow.
Cam Kennedy
Very guttural.
Peyton Harden
Guttural. All right, get us out of here.
Cam Kennedy
Appreciate you all for coming Back to episode 165 of the YOU should know podcast. We absolutely love you. The tour is right around the corner.
Peyton Harden
I am. I'm going into the tour with so many dubs, it's unbelievable. My confidence is super high for tour.
Cam Kennedy
Don't listen to him. And okay. Another thing is you do not switch up when we're in your city. Don't switch up. If you've been rocking with Peyton. Oh, 2025 is different. He's getting all the dubs now. Rock with him.
Peyton Harden
Kind of make it. It's not as fun anymore, bro. To debate you.
Cam Kennedy
If you've been rocking with me, then rock with me. Don't switch up. Don't be influenced. Leave your own comments, have your own.
Peyton Harden
Decision, but go home and study.
Cam Kennedy
With that being said, you should know studios.com get your tickets. There are a few left in every city, so go ahead, get your tickets now. Tours happening very soon. Patreon is the next link in the description. We absolutely love our Koala Club, Unreal community and family over there. And we had a wicked, wicked koala royalty livestream this past week. If you're in the koala club and you're in royalty, you were there, you saw it was unreal. But so many stuff, so much stuff on the koala Club. Go check it out. Everything else is linked below as well. We absolutely love y' all. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. This week's code.
Peyton Harden
What is this week's code?
Cam Kennedy
Cvm. You know what it is?
Peyton Harden
Cars, vehicles moving.
Cam Kennedy
Oh, God, no.
Peyton Harden
What is it?
Cam Kennedy
Cupcakes versus muffins.
Peyton Harden
Cupcakes versus Muffins.
Cam Kennedy
I mean, it could go both ways, but that was interesting. God bless you.
Peyton Harden
All right.
Cam Kennedy
Cupcakes versus muffins. We absolutely love y' all.
Peyton Harden
Remember, one night, two claw bears don't make it home to Christmas. And we will see you next time. And on the Patreon, Yeah, we got K, Rob here and we got C.J. and Pierce. You're gonna be a cool extended this week. Go watch. See ya.
You Should Know Podcast - Episode 165 Summary
Release Date: May 19, 2025
Hosts: Peyton Harden and Cameron Kennedy
Co-Hosts: Cam Kennedy
Description: The You Should Know Podcast, hosted by Peyton Harden and co-hosted by Cameron Kennedy, dives into personal anecdotes, humorous debates, and candid conversations, all delivered with the camaraderie of best friends willing to share their most revealing secrets.
In this episode, Peyton and Cam recount their experience attending the ACM Awards party, where they unexpectedly run into Cam's ex-boyfriend. What begins as a casual evening quickly turns tense when Cam's ex attempts to provoke a confrontation.
Peyton Harden (07:35):
"We ran into your ex at a party and they pressed me. We are at this party for the ACM Awards, right? We're at this upstairs, like, rooftop steakhouse, right? We're all having a good time."
Cam Kennedy (10:28):
"He was adamant. Like, him and Kim had a moment...he looked at you. He goes, 'You could say convenience.'”
The situation escalates as the ex aggressively interacts with Cam, leaving both hosts feeling uneasy. Peyton describes the duo's attempts to diffuse the situation and maintain their composure amidst the confrontation.
Peyton opens up about a particularly rough week battling severe diarrhea, which nearly derailed their plans for the ACM red carpet event. His candid recounting includes the challenges of dealing with such an illness while managing public appearances.
Peyton Harden (15:14):
"I had crippling diarrhea. In one day, I ruined four pairs of underwear. See, because I could not..."
Cam Kennedy (18:54):
"Your pants were ripping. I always have that, you're gonna smell it...You did not tell me."
Peyton discusses the measures he took to manage his condition, including taking multiple brands of anti-diarrheal medications, and humorously details the aftermath, such as attempting to dispose of soiled clothing discreetly.
A significant portion of the episode delves into a spirited debate between Peyton and Cam about the morality and honor in cheating, particularly within academic settings. Peyton defends his high school cheating strategies, arguing that the effort he put into finding and implementing these methods equates to honorable action.
Peyton Harden (95:02):
"I think cheating is just as honorable as actually studying. I think it's just as honorable because if you can put in the effort to find the answers first of all, then find a way to get the answers into the test and then find a way to hide you looking at the answers in the test."
Cam Kennedy (95:57):
"You did, but I'm saying if you got to it and you cheated so much that you have it now and it's a part of you, then you don't even have to cheat when you get there. It's a different form of studying."
The conversation highlights their differing perspectives, with Peyton emphasizing the ingenuity and dedication involved in his cheating methods, while Cam maintains that cheating undermines the integrity of the educational process regardless of the effort.
Peyton takes a surprising stance by asserting that Dollar General is the "best grocery store of all time," sparking a robust disagreement with Cam. They dissect the definitions and offerings of grocery versus convenience stores, with Cam challenging Peyton's assertion based on variety and quality.
Peyton Harden (68:16):
"I genuinely believe Dollar General is the best grocery store of all time and it is highly, highly underrated, brother."
Cam Kennedy (72:02):
"Dollar General is a convenience store. It is a convenience store."
Their debate touches on product selection, store infrastructure, and the fundamental characteristics that distinguish a grocery store from a convenience store. Despite Peyton's enthusiasm, Cam firmly opposes, emphasizing the limited offerings at Dollar General compared to traditional grocery retailers.
Embracing their love for friendly disputes, Peyton and Cam engage in an extended debate over whether cupcakes and muffins are fundamentally the same. They explore culinary definitions, personal preferences, and the nuances that differentiate the two baked goods.
Cam Kennedy (36:07):
"Muffins are muffins. It's extreme. 'It's cake in a bite-sized form just so you can get a little bit, not a whole cake.'"
Peyton Harden (35:22):
"If you take off the icing of a cupcake, it is a muffin."
The hosts hilariously argue back and forth, highlighting their inability to reach a consensus. This segment showcases their chemistry and knack for turning even the simplest topics into engaging conversations.
Peyton shares a poignant moment where a listener commented on not recognizing their faces despite being a dedicated audio subscriber. This sparks a discussion on how different platforms (audio vs. video) influence audience perception and engagement.
Peyton Harden (43:50):
"I saw a comment that said I've been listening to the podcast every week for three years...but I did not guess y' all would look that way."
Cam Kennedy (44:34):
"That is wild. So, like... if there's someone on Spotify who hasn't seen our faces."
They reflect on the reach of their podcast across various mediums and express appreciation for their diverse listener base, emphasizing the importance of both audio and visual content in growing their community.
Throughout the episode, Peyton and Cam sprinkle in humorous recommendations and playful exchanges, adding levity to the conversation. From debating the eligibility of certain stores as grocery retailers to sharing funny anecdotes about their personal lives, their dynamic keeps the episode lively and entertaining.
Peyton Harden (35:00):
"I want my future kids to never Cross that border. I never want them to see the 'Welcome to Oklahoma' sign."
Cam Kennedy (86:25):
"Oh, my God. That is a home because you sleep in your car...you can't get mail."
As the episode wraps up, Peyton and Cam reinforce their bond and commitment to their upcoming world tour. They encourage listeners to engage with their content, support their Patreon community, and join them on their live events, all while maintaining their trademark humor and camaraderie.
Peyton Harden (101:12):
"Remember, one night, two claw bears don't make it home to Christmas."
Cam Kennedy (101:44):
"The host and you should know podcast is bringing you more chaos and fun. See you next time!"
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
Peyton Harden (07:35):
"We ran into your ex at a party and they pressed me..."
Cam Kennedy (10:28):
"He was adamant. Like, him and Kim had a moment..."
Peyton Harden (95:02):
"I think cheating is just as honorable as actually studying..."
Cam Kennedy (68:16):
"I genuinely believe Dollar General is the best grocery store of all time..."
Cam Kennedy (36:07):
"Muffins are muffins. It's extreme..."
Peyton Harden (35:22):
"If you take off the icing of a cupcake, it is a muffin."
Peyton Harden (43:50):
"I saw a comment that said I've been listening to the podcast..."
Final Thoughts:
Episode 165 of the You Should Know Podcast offers a blend of humorous debates, personal stories, and candid conversations that reflect the deep friendship and dynamic rapport between Peyton Harden and Cam Kennedy. From awkward social encounters to spirited debates over everyday topics, listeners are treated to an engaging and entertaining narrative that underscores the value of friendship, honesty, and a good sense of humor.