CUTTING OFF EACH OTHERS HAIR! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

Summary of "CUTTING OFF EACH OTHER’S HAIR!" – You Should Know Podcast

Episode Release Date: November 25, 2024
Hosts: Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy
Podcast: You Should Know Podcast by Wood Elf Media

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1. Hair Transformation Banter

The episode kicks off with Peyton and Cam diving into a lighthearted yet spirited discussion about their recent hair transformations. Peyton shares his experience of finally getting braids, expressing both excitement and slight apprehension.

Notable Quote:
Peyton (04:38) – “This is the first time I've had braids with no itches like hell. But that just, that's the natural part of the game.”

Cam playfully teases Peyton about his new look, highlighting the close friendship dynamic that characterizes the podcast.

Notable Quote:
Cam (05:50) – “That's your thing. That's your thing.”

2. Experience at UFC 309 in New York City

Peyton recounts his recent trip to New York City for UFC 309, sharing a series of amusing and challenging anecdotes. From navigating the chaotic environment of LaGuardia Airport to enduring a particularly unpleasant Uber ride where the driver became ill, Peyton paints a vivid picture of his adventures.

Notable Quote:
Peyton (27:18) – “I think every time we drop merch, it's the best merch drop we've done. And that's because y'all deserve it.”

Cam adds his own experiences, including the mishap where Peyton's toenail fell off due to forgotten tags on new pants, making their NYC trip memorable for all the unexpected moments.

Notable Quote:
Cam (37:39) – “Your toenail was the foreign object.”

3. Dog Parenting Debate

A playful yet earnest debate ensues as Peyton and Cam discuss their roles as dog parents to Cam’s dog, Ruby. They explore the nuances of pet ownership, debating whether Cam qualifies as Ruby’s mother based on her behaviors.

Notable Quote:
Cam (44:00) – “I found out over the weekend that I'm technically Ruby's mom by science.”

Peyton challenges this notion, leading to a humorous exchange about the responsibilities and misinterpretations of dog behaviors.

Notable Quote:
Peyton (45:01) – “What would they do if they were your dad?”

4. Headphone Challenge Game

Injecting some interactive fun into the episode, Peyton and Cam engage in the "Headphone Challenge." They wear headphones blasting loud music and attempt to guess what the other is saying, resulting in laughter-filled misinterpretations.

Notable Quote:
Cam (60:45) – “We are going to put on headphones and blind music and try to guess what the other person is saying.”

Despite the difficulty, the game showcases their camaraderie and ability to find humor in awkward situations.

Notable Quote:
Peyton (61:08) – “My tiny nipples glow in the dark.”

5. Pop Culture Discussions

The hosts transition into their favorite segment, delving into pop culture topics. A significant portion of their discussion centers around Travis Scott's albums, specifically contrasting "Astroworld" with "Utopia." Peyton expresses his preference for the former, citing its timeless appeal, while Cam defends "Utopia" as a strong follow-up.

Notable Quote:
Peyton (93:06) – “If Travis Scott delivers another fantastic album, he's upper echelon.”

They also critique the concept of a basketball-themed version of TopGolf, arguing that the competitive and intense nature of basketball may not translate well into a casual, entertainment-focused setting.

Notable Quote:
Cam (96:04) – “The concept is beautiful, but they don't understand hooping culture.”

6. Additional Anecdotes and Humor

Throughout the episode, Peyton shares other humorous stories, such as accidentally killing candles during a romantic evening and encountering quirky characters at their gym. Cam complements these tales with his own experiences, including bizarre interactions with fellow gym-goers.

Notable Quote:
Peyton (56:26) – “I accidentally kicked over four candles and started to get a whiff of some smoke.”

These anecdotes emphasize their ability to turn everyday mishaps into entertaining stories.

7. Wrapping Up and Promotions

As the episode nears its end, Peyton and Cam briefly address clips of past discussions that were misrepresented on social media, emphasizing the importance of context. They encourage listeners to support them on Patreon for extended content and tease upcoming segments and merch drops.

Notable Quote:
Peyton (90:33) – “Aliens are underwater,” he says, referencing a previously controversial statement that gained traction.

Conclusion

In "CUTTING OFF EACH OTHER’S HAIR!", Peyton and Cam provide a blend of humorous banter, personal anecdotes, interactive games, and insightful pop culture commentary. Their dynamic as best friends shines through, offering listeners both entertainment and relatability. The episode encapsulates the essence of the You Should Know Podcast: candid conversations peppered with humor and genuine friendship.

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For more detailed stories and exclusive content, listeners are encouraged to join the podcast’s Patreon community and stay tuned for the upcoming merch drop scheduled for Black Friday.

Transcript

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[B]

Back in the studio.

[A]

Cam. That's my baby daddy.

[B]

Baby daddy. Oh, boo. Baby daddy.

[A]

You are a baby father.

[B]

I'm a father to a baby.

[A]

You are.

[B]

Good morning.

[A]

Could have been us.

[B]

It is us.

[A]

What could have been need? Well, yep, starting a little controversial here.

[B]

We It's a great, beautiful day.

[A]

It's a beautiful day from the waist down. Beautiful day. From the waist down, you're dressed like a summer counselor. So let's put that out there.

[B]

That is true. From the waist up, you are dressed like a fashion way. Fashion run.

[A]

Model.

[B]

Model. Runway model.

[A]

Nice. Yes. English is hard. Syntax and diction.

[B]

I've never been good with the drip. That's. That's your. That's your thing. That's your thing.

[A]

Are you gonna say something about Daddy.

[B]

P has his braids, ladies and gentlemen. Daddy P has the braids. Feel him oh, feel yourself. Oh, you gonna. You gonna make me have to.

[A]

You gonna make me act up, dog? I did get my braids.

[B]

You did? I look gorgeous every single time, and you always. Okay, let's just break this down.

[A]

Break me down. Getting him.

[B]

I'll break it back. Getting him to get braids is equivalent to getting me to almost going bald like you fight it for so long.

[A]

Not true. Oh, not true.

[B]

Don't.

[A]

Not true. It's not the same. Not the same.

[B]

The same amount that I've been, like, pushing back my haircut. He's been saying he wanted braids since.

[A]

I've had braids before, though.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

I've done it.

[B]

That's even worse. You've had it. You know you look good. You know you look sexy. You know you look hot. You know you look formidable. You know you look eatable. You know you look like a ball. All of those things, and you don't know. Stop, stop, stop.

[A]

I had the waist, man. I gotta cut off the heart and go.

[B]

Answer number 4. I can't right now. I can't teach you. I can't walk up there. But you've already had the braids.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And it's still like pulling teeth for you to get.

[A]

No, it's not. The reason I. The reason I didn't do it is because, unlike you, getting the Travis Kelsey that you still need to get.

[B]

I will be getting soon.

[A]

I have to. There's steps that has to happen. My hair has to get long enough.

[B]

Your hair is always long.

[A]

It has to get long enough. It takes a long time. I don't know. You thought these were dreadlocks when I first got it. So I don't know if these are.

[B]

I just said, where does the corn come into play in cornrows? Where is the corn coming from?

[A]

No. Yeah, I did get braids. Finally.

[B]

I did get braids, and they're sexy.

[A]

It feels good. You know it feels good. It's the first time I had braids with no. Itches like hell. But that just. That just. It's natural part of the game.

[B]

You have to take it.

[A]

You know, you go to the. You go to the hole, you might get hit.

[B]

Take your wins with your loss.

[A]

You know what I mean? You got to get the free throw line. I'm saying I do need oil. Itches bad. That's the only down part about it. But this is the first time I've had braids with a beard. And now I really feel beard.

[B]

Yeah. For sure.

[A]

At all.

[B]

That's not true.

[A]

Tell me more. About it. You know, you're trying to talk.

[B]

Cuz you, your, your memory is the size of a cashew and you have had. He has had braids before when he had like his five o'clock shadow.

[A]

No, I didn't actually.

[B]

I might be lying.

[A]

I've never even had a five o'clock shadow.

[B]

Oh, so you woke up one day, you went to sleep naked on the face and you woke up grizzly like you live in the wilderness.

[A]

Let's talk about a five o'clock shadow though.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I think you can only have a five o'clock shadow after you shave a full beard. I don't think you can naturally just grow a five o'clock shadow pre beard. Like if your first time ever having a beard, you can't just. I'm at 5:00 shadow.

[B]

That'd be pretty cool.

[A]

But you can't do it, right?

[B]

Okay, but no.

[A]

Yes or no can you do it?

[B]

Depends on your definition of five o'clock shadow.

[A]

What's your definition of five o'clock shadow.

[B]

After, like the little stubble around the whole thing. The stubble.

[A]

You can't have stubble if you don't shave.

[B]

If you grow in stubble before you get full course hair. You don't, dumbass.

[A]

You don't. You don't grow in stubble.

[B]

It'd be a little counter. Counterproductive.

[A]

Would say, I'm sorry.

[B]

I'm sorry, daddy.

[A]

There we go.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[A]

This is my first time having braids with a beard.

[B]

Mmm.

[A]

And now I feel like I look great. I feel like I walk around with the confidence about myself that I normally don't have. You know what I mean? Because with my previous hair, little lopsided, little dry in the back, dry in the middle, really wet on one side. It was really bad and it took a lot. And there'd be times when we were recording, I'd have to look in this monitor and be like, ah, it's not good. But this put my dewy on, I wake up, take it off, put a little oil in my. In my hair. I feel great. But there's a story to go along with these braids now.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

The day I went to go get my braids, it was a very like impromptu will of the moment. Is that a saying? Will of the moment.

[B]

Will of the. I don't know what you're saying. Will of the moment. It sounds official.

[A]

What's this, what's the name? Whim of the moment.

[B]

Whim.

[A]

On a whim.

[B]

Whim.

[A]

I got it on a whim.

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On A Jim Hoff.

[A]

And so I found this lady on Instagram. I said, oh my God. She seems like she's doing all right. If I want to go do this, I have to just book this appointment, do it now. I DM draw on Instagram and said, hey, tomorrow you're available. And she goes, yes, sir. And so I go up to the. And she's in this like big industrial suite with like, you go up into this elevator and then there's like a law firm, there's the hair salon, a barber shop, tax things. It's one of those, everybody's been in one of those kind of buildings, right? And then in the middle there's this big waiting room. And you don't know where everybody's going because there's 18 different suites and they all have very, very different purposes. I walk in there, it's me and CJ. I walk into this lobby, there's like an 89 year old white man. I didn't speak to him. I didn't even look at him. I was walking in on my phone, trying to look at her Instagram to see where the braiding salon was in this establishment, what suite it was on. For some reason, that man was standing up in the waiting room. He was the only one didn't work there. I could tell you that. He didn't work there. I walk in, my hair is out, right? Big fro. I don't have any Brandon Ingram revenge. Yeah. I have nothing in it because I'm just waiting to get it washed for my braids. I'm walking in, looking on my phone, I'm looking around the suites. This 89 year old white man goes, you looking for the barbershop? Now initially in my heart I'm like the.

[B]

Did you just say to me?

[A]

I'm like, I could be getting my taxes done. Yeah. Then I realized I am looking for.

[B]

The p. He was right.

[A]

Now I said, do I get mad at this situation? Because why would you assume that?

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

His assumption was right. It was correct. But that is a dangerous game that man was playing.

[B]

That's very, very dangerous. And I think you did the mature decision of not getting ang degree due to his age. You could have yelled at him loud enough and he probably would have like, had a stroke. Yeah, like 89.

[A]

And so I have to think of what's the best response with this microaggression. Like, what do I say to this man? I go, maybe, I don't know. So that's all I could give. And then the actual like the, the Secretary of the place. Because who are you looking for? That's the right thing to say. Who are you looking for? And I showed her the Instagram. She goes back here. It was great. I realize how antisocial I am in those environments. She was braiding my hair for an hour and a half. Six words I said to her. I said six words to this woman. I do not know how to small talk whenever a procedure is getting done on me.

[B]

You need to practice how, bro, you. We go to the same barber for over a year now. You over like two or three, and you barely talk to him. You barely speak to him.

[A]

Because what do we need to talk about, brother? You're here to provide a service on my scalp.

[B]

That doesn't mean you get to be a mute little freak.

[A]

But I'm not being rude. If you talk to me, I'll talk to you.

[B]

That's semi rude how you're just dead silent. Why rude?

[A]

Okay, if it's. Is it rude for them not talk to me, then no, because they have.

[B]

To go off you.

[A]

Why? I mean, you're home because.

[B]

But you're the client. They're respecting your wish, but okay.

[A]

My wish is to shut the hell up.

[B]

Do you think someone has more fun cutting your hair?

[A]

Mine, probably mine.

[B]

You're kidding.

[A]

Can I expose Brooks right now?

[B]

You're kidding me. You're gonna expose Brooks? He's talking shit about you.

[A]

No, about you.

[B]

No, about me. I mean, he's talking shit about me?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

He said he. What did he say? I was getting my hair cut. And he was like, I don't know how you got brought up.

[B]

He was talking about, it's gonna hurt my heart.

[A]

And he goes. He go, we're talking about talking because he knows I don't talk whenever I get my hair cut. And he goes. He's like, yeah, you're totally different from Cam. And I say, yeah, I know. And he goes, yeah, he can talk. I said, yeah, it's a great thing about him. You could talk. And then he goes, yeah, it's like whenever. You know those dead spots in conversation.

[B]

Bullshit, Brooks, bullshit.

[A]

He goes, you know those dead spots in conversations where, like, it's okay not to speak? He's. He goes, I feel like Cam feels like he needs to fill those spots sometimes.

[B]

I do.

[A]

And I said, I don't think that. I think he's just a nice guy, bro. I think he just likes to talk.

[B]

I don't. I don't micro analyze it, Brooks. I'm not like, okay, he's going to stop talking. Next question. I just try to keep the thing going and we're talking about wholesome stuff. You bastard. Whatever you're talking about. We're both going to be first time fathers and how's your wife? How's the life? And now I'm talking to. All right, I'm not saying a. Pete. I'm going to go in there.

[A]

I'm.

[B]

Going to just sit down.

[A]

You're going to go with the me? Yeah.

[B]

No, but people definitely enjoy providing service to me more than you.

[A]

I think it is. I think it depends on the person, obviously.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I. I think there's a large majority of people that agree with me. If you're going to get your nails done, your hair done, some kind of service done on your body, a massage, I think it is more respectful to not say a word. I don't want a lot of banter going on.

[B]

I agree.

[A]

This is work right here. Me and you are. We are co workers right now.

[B]

Paying. You are providing.

[A]

Yes. We don't need to speak if you want to say how you been doing, what you got coming up, fine. Don't need to talk about the eco political system of the world. Don't care.

[B]

It's not affecting my brains or your fingers. So shut your mouth.

[A]

We're not solving any issues right here. Right?

[B]

I spoke through a 90 minute massage one time. 90 minute massage. And we never stopped talking.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

We started on. You move from here. How you like in Texas? I shit you not. We ended up on do you think aliens are real? And I was like, I think I met my match, bro. I said, she won't shut up, dude. I said, I'm trying to fall asleep. The bed's making me sweat like hell. You're really not that great at your massage and now you're talking conspiracy.

[A]

Doesn't she watch?

[B]

No, she's fantastic. It was before her, before my girl that watches this, that she's. She is top tier.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

No, I wish we can talk because I mean that she's fantastic.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think we can all agree no talking during massage.

[B]

No, that needs. Okay.

[A]

Do not speak.

[B]

That needs to be a rule rape legislation that. That should be absolutely required.

[A]

You do not say something to me unless you're asking me does that feel.

[B]

Good or is this too hot outside of that. Oh, my God, dude. I know I've said before something about being naked in a massage room. It makes me scurry.

[A]

You get naked in a massage room?

[B]

No, I go down to my Undies. But some. Okay, one time I wore. Or some panties a little too tight.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

And I said, she's gonna be able to see my panty line through the blanket.

[A]

Wait, you were worried about them seeing your panty line?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I'm a. I'm an insecure, weird little.

[A]

Man about a panty line that you can't control it.

[B]

Okay, but it stems from like. Like five years ago. I was wearing some slacks at a social gathering, and a girl I haven't seen since high school, she says, what is that? And I said, I think it's my pocket. And she goes, no. I said, oh, it was my boss.

[A]

The same thing. Same thing happened to me. I was wearing basketball shorts in high school, and someone's like, pain. Are you wearing a thong? Are you wearing, like, tighty whities?

[B]

Okay, I didn't say, mom's a thong. I didn't say mom's a thong. My shit was down here, you sick little guy. Oh, no, no, no.

[A]

Cuz, you know, some draws. It has the line on the cheek, and I thought that was the end of the draw.

[B]

Wearing adult diapers.

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

You have underwear.

[A]

They go, no, look.

[B]

No.

[A]

So, you know.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay. Why is that bulging? Why was there a bulge? Dude, why was there? It. It wasn't. It was.

[A]

You could see it from the back.

[B]

No, it wasn't your manhood. Oh, it was like, your ass. But there was like. There was like, mass there.

[A]

No, I'm not gonna lie. Sometimes. No, no. Sometimes when I wipe. I think I got a hemorrhoid. Let's put that out there. Liv's got a bamboo ass. Bamboo. Baboon.

[B]

Baboon. Bamboon. Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. Your braids. Wicked situation. You need to speak more in public. You look like a mime and you are a mute, but you look like a beautiful mime.

[A]

But is that a biracial joke?

[B]

My week, I have. Okay. Every time I go to Oklahoma, there's some. Because I'm getting to the point I can't take it. That state sucks. Needs to. There needs to be a cage. Not even a fence. A cage. Because they are animals in Oklahoma. Yeah, I wrote down a few things. Just. I'm. It'd be different if I'm looking for shit that sucks.

[A]

Yeah. I am.

[B]

I am doing events and simply in driving.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There's things that you shouldn't see that exist in Oklahoma.

[A]

First of all, you went to Oklahoma for your first baby shower. Congratulations.

[B]

One is. Is it actually just happened when you're Seeing this.

[A]

And I didn't go to the first one.

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh, my. Get off his case. We live posted the pictures and literally probably 30% of the comments. Uncle P not there. Uncle P not being there feels like a sin. Uncle P chose UFC New York over the baby shower. Wow. Where's Uncle P at? And I was like, shut up.

[A]

And all talked about UFC New York. I got a lot from that.

[B]

But, yeah. Oh, my God.

[A]

So tell me what you saw in Oklahoma.

[B]

Multiple things I wrote down. Let's start with this. I drove by a mall, and they. There was church. Excuse me, I'm going to say that again. I drove by a shopping mall, and there was a congregation meeting Sunday morning. And I shit you not directly. Over in the next part. Like, it's connected. Parking lot.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

There's a church in a mall, right? And then right over to vacant parking lot. There was motorcyclists having practice and doing drills. Peyton. There was a coach. There was a coach with a clipboard, and there was pylon cones out there. These people are on motorcycles. I'm like, what. What are you possibly training?

[A]

So choir practice. Wire. Yes. Were they doing choir practice in the parking lot?

[B]

No, there was a church connected to a shopping hallway.

[A]

How did you see them, though?

[B]

It was church. Like, I'm like, the bill.

[A]

Wait, wait.

[B]

Either there's a Sears, there's a Dillard's, and then there was First Baptist in a shopping mall. Like, oh, their home location was inside the mall with consumers. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Like, that's why I'm like, this isn't happening. And then right over. It's a. It is a. Like a marked off spot at the park line.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And I. You not, bro. They're doing, like, drills. Like. Like. Like practice.

[A]

That's actually kind of cool. Was there. Was there a ramp?

[B]

That's. No, but there was cones. And one guy was like. He would slow down and try to make the curve. It was like an AAU team for motorcycles in a parking lot.

[A]

What was the age? Could you tell if they were older?

[B]

They were like, 60. And I'm like, do they not know how to ride? What's going on? Okay, another thing. We went to a restaurant. They had a leftover section on the menu. They had a section of their menu that said leftovers.

[A]

No, no, that's not FDA approved.

[B]

Left.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

What the does that mean? That's. What does that mean?

[A]

Whenever the bus boys came to clean up the table, they put that all in a bucket. And they're like to reserve that later.

[B]

Literally a leftover. And apparently those are their specials. I said, are you me? I do. This state sucks.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait. How is that allowed?

[B]

Don't know. That's why I'm saying I hate Oklahoma.

[A]

What was the name of this restaurant? We gotta shut. We gotta call Keith Lee.

[B]

No, I don't think we can. I don't think.

[A]

No, we gotta call Keith.

[B]

But it was not.

[A]

No.

[B]

Did you see that? What happened with him? I did see what happened with Keith Worm or something.

[A]

Yeah. So apparently Keith Lee posted like, he does these food reviews.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Goes to these different restaurants. First of all, Keith Lee and his wife, amazing people. We met them at the streaming awards. And Keith Lee watches the videos. And I didn't know that. Shout out to you, Keith. He was at this restaurant and he was recorded a video. He was eating. He posted the video and the comment said there was something moving.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

On his plate.

[B]

He was eating raw sushi.

[A]

Fast forward. Apparently somebody went to that restaurant the next day, got sick, put in the hospital.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

What the is going on? Serving in these restaurants in that video?

[B]

It's like a red piece of meat. And literally the very bottom is like.

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

It's cringey. That makes. That makes my balls hug each other.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie. That's kind of like. That's why I don't eat seafood. Is it? I'm not even. I didn't even see the food.

[B]

It was raw sushi.

[A]

So. No, no.

[B]

When you say that, it's like there's bigger pieces of meat that are still raw in the sushi. Like you get like a California roll or something like that. Yeah, it's like imitation crab or whatever.

[A]

Yes, yes.

[B]

But this is like a big chunk of red meat like that. And literally the very bottom is like, okay.

[A]

Oh, that's why I don't eat raw food. I won't do it. I love.

[B]

I don't think we're supposed to.

[A]

I love sushi. California roll.

[B]

Yeah. Very simple, Very simple.

[A]

Give me some soy level one. I'm fine with that. Beautiful people that order steaks. And the bitch is breathing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's bleeding and it's got a little heartbeat.

[B]

No, you could go.

[A]

You go to a local er, shock that thing. That cow is moving. Yeah.

[B]

There's no.

[A]

Dude, I think I know. It's. It's a cultural thing, which is great. No, it is, isn't it? Or is that wrong to say isn't like, raw food like a Cultural thing in some cultures.

[B]

Oh, okay. White people.

[A]

No, y'all. Y'all don't do seasoning.

[B]

We eat it dry. We go, hey, kill it and bake it. Like that's how we want. We want it rough. And it tastes like nothing. That's what you say. You go, salt and pepper. None of that.

[A]

Yeah, but I just stay away from anything bleeding or breathing.

[B]

Yeah, it's. And I feel like that's normal. That should be everyone.

[A]

It has to be, but. Okay. How do you like your steak? Are we the same? Steak, medium.

[B]

Medium.

[A]

I've grown as I grow older. I'm a medium type of bitch.

[B]

You used to be. Used to be. Hey, give me beef jerky. Give me a 10 ounce wagyu. That's beef jerky. And that was bullshit. And it used to hurt me.

[A]

Careful.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

Are you assuming that.

[B]

No, I physically watched you do that. You'd be like, let me get it. Well done.

[A]

I never said that. Yeah, burgers. I've never said.

[B]

You make me a burger patty out of your finest steak.

[A]

I've said medium well every time. But now, well done. No, I've never. I swear to God, I've never. I can't. I literally can't. I've always respected the craft of beef. You know what I've learned about you? You are a cynical, lying man. And you're bad when you get craz caught. For somebody that lies so much. For somebody, you lie a lot.

[B]

No, I. Okay, no, I don't.

[A]

You. You are a liar. You're. You. You're going to witness damnation.

[B]

I. I'm going to be on the mountains of fire. No, I do not.

[A]

Okay, your pet is going to be baffamette in the after.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no, no. I lie. Petty lies doesn't excuse it. And I don't mean to. It's the right side of my brain. I don't control it.

[A]

What happened?

[B]

It's. My ADHD is located over there. I can feel it thumping when I'm thinking too much.

[A]

Work on lying more.

[B]

What do you mean? Yeah, you're the greatest liar, great liar, which is scary.

[A]

Yeah. But at least I'm good at it. If you're going to lie, that's worse.

[B]

That's the worst trait, being a good liar. That makes you a worse man.

[A]

No, it makes it.

[B]

That's her, man.

[A]

No, listen, you are being disrespectful. If you lie. If you. If you're lying and you're not good at the lie, you're just Disrespecting my intelligence. Okay, like, cuz I can call out your lie in two seconds. And you are bad at trying to like, keep going with the lie. You give two counter points to Cam. He shut down. He cannot go with the lie.

[B]

All right, you got me.

[A]

And he's gonna try a lie again. And he's. Two more points. You lie.

[B]

You are a manipulator. Oh my God.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

Yeah, that's not you. Oh my God, you're doing it now.

[A]

You try to call me out on a lie. Five years. Cam.

[B]

No.

[A]

Cam. I will hide the dead body.

[B]

Cam, you're a sick good man to have in your corner when something bad happens. But a sick man.

[A]

But I only. I don't lie about serious things. I will. I'll lie about like what? Like little petty things through the day. Like I was there on time.

[B]

But why?

[A]

It's fun.

[B]

It's fun.

[A]

Anybody that says lying isn't fun is a liar.

[B]

Yeah, lying fun. Lying's kind of just like. It's just.

[A]

I know, but you just got to.

[B]

Get better at giving a mental. Okay, I'll study lying. This should be good. Or just tell love having a loyal, handsome, non good at lying man as your right hand man.

[A]

Handsome is subjective.

[B]

Handsome's true. You know? You know I'm handsome or else you wouldn't be there.

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

Now, on to the rest of the episode, the you should know podcast. But this week, I went to New York City to UFC 309. Thank you to Meta and UFC for having me.

[B]

Yes, you did. Oh, my God, I cannot wait to hear.

[A]

Oh, last time I went to New York, actual New York, not the Hamptons, actual New York, was when we went on tour.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Now, to be completely honest here, I left New York being like, I don't really like it.

[B]

You know why, though? Tell them why.

[A]

Too much going on all the time. Too many smells, so many. Too many rude people.

[B]

Very mean.

[A]

I don't like it. But I also had the stress of work on me. And so when I have the stress of work on me, my vision is skewed.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But hold tight. My mind is altered.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So this time, UFC invited us out. You couldn't go because you were being a great father. And that's what you want to. Opening clothes, right?

[B]

Burp, cloth, sitting bottles while Jon Jones is landing, spinning back kicks with Steve faces. Fleet. Donald Trump's there. Elon Musk, Dana White, Joe Rogan. The whole. Yes.

[A]

Yeah. Oh. Rhea Ripley was there. Damian Priest, Aiden Ross. A lot of people were there. Brianna Chicken Fry talked to her for a little bit. But let me tell you about this wicked New York experience I had. Right. We land in LaGuardia Airport. LaGuardia, first of all, beautiful airport.

[B]

Dude. Airports. Why airports? Why just the whole system of airports.

[A]

Continue. Why?

[B]

Okay, like, the whole tsa. When did we become on payroll? They're yelling at us like we know the rules and the games. Like it's not different in every single airport. That's rude and annoying.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Stores. Why can I buy a 48 carton of cigarettes in an airport, but I can't bring through golden graham crackers? Make that.

[A]

I've learned. That's not true.

[B]

What's not true?

[A]

Kane Brown and Nicky Boone told me you can bring food into the airport.

[B]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[A]

I've learned that this week.

[B]

26 years of living. I've always got rid of my snacks. I can buy cigarettes and whiskey. Yeah.

[A]

And you can't. If you buy, like, a bottle from the airport, you can't drink it on the plane.

[B]

Why do they let you do it? Why the. Why can you buy luggage in an Airport? Step four, and you're just. You're skipping 1, 2, 3, and you're just like, hey, you're already through the gates. You're already on your way to the destination. You want to buy a suitcase.

[A]

Imagine you go to the airport without a suitcase. Everything. You're just holding it. You're like, no, I'm about to buy.

[B]

One over there, walking through 10 bags of shopping, and, oh, I need a suitcase now. Airports suck.

[A]

Airports are the worst.

[B]

There's the worst thing ever. And there's so many gates. There's so many gates. What do you mean? I'm at gate 58L. Where the is that. Why can't I ever be. I have never been on gate four. I have never been in Gate four, ever. It's always a journey and a half to get there.

[A]

You gotta buy the better flights.

[B]

So the better flights are on the quicker gates? Is that. Is that logic?

[A]

I don't know. That was just a joke, but.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

I know airports are bad. Whenever we were on our way back from New York, a TSA agent and this New York lady were going at it. They're yelling at each other to the point where somebody had to come in. He threatened a no Fly List, and I was like, brother, you're in the wrong. He was so mean. He was, like, one of the worst people to exist.

[B]

And he was an employee.

[A]

Yes, he was a TSA agent. No, he was the worst. If you're a TSA agent out there. Yeah, I get that. It's probably, like, a bad job, but it's also an important job.

[B]

Very important.

[A]

And everybody's stressed out in the airport. We want to make our flights be a little nicer.

[B]

I don't mind the sternness. You are protecting all of us, and I appreciate you for your profession. You don't have to be an asshole. That. That is a line that is crossed every time.

[A]

You know what I don't like about tsa, though?

[B]

What?

[A]

When they're too loose.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

When it's too easy to get past, like, the tsa, they're like.

[B]

It says you got some in your pocket.

[A]

It's like that one meme of the dude outside, the soccer thing. It's letting people through. No, in New York, I literally just got. They're just like, yeah, come on. Literally. Yeah, yeah, come on. I don't Know if you recognize me, but that doesn't give you.

[B]

That doesn't matter.

[A]

Pat me down, take me through the scanner because I want that done. Check me for some residue. You don't know what I got. I don't have anything. But you. I want you to check me anyway. New York. We land in New York.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

We take an Uber, right? We get an Uber all the way to, like, the fashion district of New York. It was 16 miles away, right? At 5:30pm in New York City. The Uber trip was an hour and 45 minutes, Cam, for 16 miles. I said I could foot this bitch faster than this goddamn Escalade. Literally, it was like 350. It was Shane. And he had the nerve to say, tip. I said, there you go.

[B]

Here's one for you. Here's your tip.

[A]

I said, I could barely afford this ride. Sorry, brother.

[B]

I go, hey, the hoodie I just wanted. It's in your car now there's your tip.

[A]

But we're driving right in this Uber. And he doesn't speak to me. Love that. Don't speak. I don't want to talk. We don't have to talk. Just drive.

[B]

Now that's somewhere I don't want to talk.

[A]

Exactly. We're driving. We're about an hour and 20 minutes into this drive, right? We're almost done. We're at the 20. We have like 25 minutes left until we're finally in our hotel room.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

We're on the back streets of New York. A lot of starting and stopping. We're stopped at this, like, back alley for like four minutes. Uber driver. And I said, oh, oh, stinky. So I'm looking like this. I'm like, okay, brother, you're coughing out loud. I don't like that. This is New York. It's already smells weird. The smells coming through the air conditioning. I. I don't like this. 30 seconds pass. This head movement now. Are you summoning demons?

[B]

Yeah. You took some bath salts before you got in your car.

[A]

What's going on? 30 seconds passes by. He goes, opens up the car door Cam. I swear to God, he sticks his head out of the car door and goes. Throws up.

[B]

No, he didn't.

[A]

In the middle of the New York street. I'm literally, I'm the seat directly behind this bastard, and I'm going like this.

[B]

Oh, oh, oh.

[A]

He closes the door, proceeds to drive. So you gotta acknowledge what the just happened here.

[B]

You just vomited. You need to speak right now.

[A]

Bro wiped his shit on his sleeve. I could see the Streak on the sleeve. I. And then the nerve to ask me for a tip. Tip. Go to the er, brother. Something came out of you just now.

[B]

I would have flicked that. Al would be like, hey, flick of a thing, pop it in your mouth, you gross bastard.

[A]

Here's a Tums, brother. Enjoy the rest of your day.

[B]

I. Oh, my God. Yes or no? Would we. Would we have laughed the hardest we have ever laughed?

[A]

Oh, my God. I was in that Uber with us.

[B]

And eat threw up. I would have made his life hell because that is unacceptable. I would have been like, oh, I would have been, like, hyping him up. Oh, yeah, bro.

[A]

He was so. The fact that he didn't even acknowledge.

[B]

No, that. That's like. That's a little creepy.

[A]

It's strange, bro.

[B]

That's like, he. It's like, it's almost too frequent. Like, it wasn't new to him. It's like, hey, I vomit when I take people places. He's just like, it's my gig.

[A]

Hey, if I'm. If I'm an Uber driver and I throw up and somebody's in the car, y'all got to go. Y'all got to get out, cuz I got to recline this seat. Lay down for a little bit, bro. Like, you can't just move on and accelerate this vehicle, bro. He had no co.

[B]

They go, you go, get out, sir. We're eight miles away.

[A]

And then I just go in the.

[B]

Middle of traffic and there's hawking horns. Just like.

[A]

Bro, he was a sick bastard.

[B]

What did he look like? Can you say that?

[A]

Probably not. No, no, no.

[B]

Okay, well, no.

[A]

Oh, he didn't have hearing in one ear. There was a sign on the back of the seat. No hearing in the right ear, so. Well, I don't know if that pertains to the throw up at all. Maybe it was.

[B]

All the hills and turns and stops.

[A]

We're joking.

[B]

Thought he was upside down.

[A]

Okay, okay. They're gonna call you a bliss.

[B]

Yeah, that's. We're not Abe Lincoln. Who.

[A]

No, we hired somebody who has one ear, so that's fine.

[B]

That is true. Yeah, we're allowed.

[A]

No, we're not. That's.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[A]

Okay. No, I just mean that's. We're not prejudiced. I have black friends. That's the same premise that we're trying to do. No, sorry. I voted for Obama.

[B]

Dude. My best friend's black. I can say what I want.

[A]

I would never.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

The guy vomited. Boom. You get out of the car. Hopefully. Or when it's over. Yeah, you flick him an Alkazel, sir. And you're about your day.

[A]

Yeah. The rest of the day was normal. The next day we wake up. We do. We. We love Red Bull. I'm so glad they're a partner, but there's so much access to Red Bul. You okay?

[B]

It got in my nose when I laugh.

[A]

I love Red Bull. Okay, stop, bro. It's so gross.

[B]

Supposedly wet fingers.

[A]

So gross.

[B]

But it's Red Bull is Red Bull wetness.

[A]

It's so gross. Next day, we wake up, me and CJ Are just walking around New York. Let's be a tourist. I didn't clip my toenails before walking around New York, dog. I swear to God, my toenail fell off. We walked probably, like, 20 miles. We walked for four hours straight. And I felt something moving around in my sock the whole time. It's poking me and sticking me. It was my toenail. I have no toenail on the pinky. Oh, my. It's all bandaged up, but it burns.

[B]

Your toenail was loose and swimming around your sneaker while walking for four hours? Yes. I thought you were going with, something was in your shoe, and it stabbed your toenail.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Your toenail was the foreign object.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

You are a. You are a creep.

[A]

And I found out I bought new clothes for New York, too. New pants. I forgot to take the tag off. So we were walking the middle of New York, and I was like, cj, something is in my ass, dog. Like, something is stabbed me for, like. Like, five miles. I was telling, like, bro, something hurts, bro. Like, when I'm walking, it's, like, inside of me right now. And then. So we saw this one store, and she says, let's go in there. It was like a clothing store. We walk into this clothing store, and I'm like, okay, this is a perfect opportunity. I can figure out what's in my ass. I go like this. I finger my.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

I flick it out.

[B]

Captain Hook, you said.

[A]

I come out, I flick it out, and there's four tags hanging off of my. Off my pants. I never took the tags off. And it was like, those. It was a good pair of pants.

[B]

Bridges, you bought.

[A]

It was like, an expensive pair of pants. Expensive pair of pants. And it's got those cardboard tags on them, so those hurt. And it was long, so it was, like, hitting me in my tank. Like, almost blood. I'm glad I was on white shorts. It'll look like a crime scene. So I take the tags out Right. I just rip out, rip mount. I'm walking and the pain gets worse. I said, what is in me, dog? I unbuckle my pants in the middle of the store to like, flip them inside out and see suppository. I pull out, there's a metal rod like this. The sharpest metal rod opened up and it was literally just from the back. I'm sorry. It was just in me like this. What? Yeah.

[B]

Was that a part of the pan?

[A]

I think so. I think it was the hook that was keeping the tags on. And when I ripped it, it opened up. It was just like this. Yeah. So that happened. I got in New York by my own pants. I just gotta get muted.

[B]

Oh, my God. Dude. The part that kills me is I absolutely know you were trying to not bring attention to it for the longest and you were just dealing with it. And I know that had to suck.

[A]

It was the worst.

[B]

So in one day of walking, you got butt by your own metal whatever the hell, hook and tag and you lost a toenail.

[A]

Yes. And then I'm in this New York thing more and I'm gonna talk about it more on Patreon. So I love it.

[B]

This is wicked. Trip.

[A]

Me and CJ go to Washington Square park, right? I don't know what it was, but I've heard about it before. It's like a big park in the middle of New York and it's really Central Park. No, that's Central Park.

[B]

Oh, okay. That kind of. That checks out. Why? I've never understood that. Why it's called Washington State Park.

[A]

Washington Square Park.

[B]

Washington Square Park.

[A]

I'm pretty sure it's on Washington Square Ave. Or something. It's like on one of the street. I don't know. I was born in Texas, bro.

[B]

Call it New York Square Park, Texas. You know, you're not seeing a Boston Square Park. You got in you.

[A]

You got a. What's this one called?

[B]

Clyde Warren. That's a name Exactly.

[A]

Washington Square, Washington. Anyway, I was walking to Washington Square park and I've never seen such a vast array of people in. In one general area.

[B]

Like different kinds of people or just a lot of people.

[A]

Everybody just doing different shit.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I swear to God, everything I'm about to say happened in this order.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

Basically there's this. There's like four different, like, sidewalks to go into this big mass of concrete. And there's grass separating these sidewalks. Right? Okay. And so a lot of people in the grass. There was a photo shoot happening in the grass. A professional photo shoot. Like these Were actual, like, models. Like, that's pretty cool.

[B]

That's hot.

[A]

I kept walking, right? And there's these benches. There's people sitting on these benches. And you can tell they didn't have a billing address that you couldn't send the mail. God bless them.

[B]

Okay, yes.

[A]

They were doing. They were passing around a pipe like it was a menthol, brother, like it was a goddamn camel. But I said, brother, like, where's the. Where is the respect? Sneak the. Sneak the crack. Don't pass the. Like a blunt. You know what I mean? Sneak the have. There is children in this part.

[B]

Respect and sneak.

[A]

Respect.

[B]

Where's New York's finest? Where's ny?

[A]

There is so much police out there. Walking past the crowd. I said, y'all don't care about the crack. There's children here. I continue down this road. There is a damn mariachi band playing in the middle of this park, loud as hell. No one's watching. I said, is this not entertaining to anybody else but me? Why is there a mariachi band and there's no Quinte? There's no.

[B]

There's no participatory interactions.

[A]

They didn't even have a bucket for money. They were out there for the sports.

[B]

For the love of the game. They're like, let's go get some reps up.

[A]

There's a dude with 112 pigeons around him. He was picking pigeons up. People were recording him. He was kissing pigeons. I said, your mouth is rotten. What?

[B]

Oh, I just wanted to say something. It would have been insensitive. There's a man kissing birds and pigs as a street attraction.

[A]

You literally thought he would have birthed these pigeons. How? They respected him. He was picking them up.

[B]

He did a bird. He did a wing spread.

[A]

I said. I said, he's doing a money spread with foul brother. What is happening?

[B]

New York is mythical, and there's one.

[A]

Of the funniest things that ever happened. But I'm gonna save that for Patreon, and then you're gonna see it on my personal.

[B]

That's the first thing. Oh, my God, bro.

[A]

Yeah. I just feel like I've been talking for so long. It's a long story longer.

[B]

That is absolute gold. And you have even more.

[A]

I have so much more. You see it on Patreon.

[B]

See it on Patreon extended episode coming out this week. I found out over the weekend that I am technically. You okay? No, you're fine. I found out over the weekend that I'm technically Ruby's mom by science.

[A]

You found out you're your dog's mom.

[B]

I'm Ruby's. Ruby views me in Ruby's soul. I'm her mother. And I found that out, and it's true.

[A]

How does your dog think you're its mom?

[B]

Because Dino dog scientists state that if your dog does these eight things, they think you are their mother. And one of them is bundles up in the crotch, stares at you while she poops, waits, waits for her food. If you tell her to, responds to her name, plays with you willingly. Like, brings toys to. To you.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And there was something else about protection. Like, they'll. If you. If you yell at them, they. Oh, if you go to. If you go to discipline them, they don't ever fight back. They accept it in fear. Okay, then what would be the dip.

[A]

What would they do if they were your dad? They viewed as.

[B]

No one loves dog dads.

[A]

I don't know, because that makes. There's literally nothing else you could do with a dog.

[B]

But I think a lot of time dog dads just kind of like hit it and quit it. Like, they just leap. No, see, no, that. That's a. It's a strange thing. Say, but I'm dead ass.

[A]

I don't believe that.

[B]

I don't believe that. Dad's going out, catching a squirrel, coming back, this little family giving him kisses. No, dog dads, they get to it. They get twisted up and they get out.

[A]

So what does he. What is she view live.

[B]

What does she view live as a roommate. Lives a roommate.

[A]

And she does the same thing to live.

[B]

Oh, no, she doesn't.

[A]

Yeah, she bundles up in the crotch. She looks at her when she poops.

[B]

No, she doesn't.

[A]

She does that with me.

[B]

She doesn't do that. She loves us all. But if she does all eight, are we Ruby's moms? No, I am Ruby's mom. You are Ruby's uncle, and that's Ruby's.

[A]

Ruby doesn't the same thing to me.

[B]

She doesn't do all eight.

[A]

Yes, she does.

[B]

No, she doesn't. She doesn't do all eight.

[A]

What does she not do?

[B]

She doesn't. She does not not bite back. If you were to try to discipline her, she would try to run from you and scurry when I display her. She sits there.

[A]

No, she literally just goes like this. She does the same thing to everybody. I think that was a bogus science thing.

[B]

You'd read it's from scientists. So you're calling their profession bogus? Not me.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie. I don't. Scientists yeah, dog science, to be specific. A lot of y'all are. Are getting off on some scammy, you know what I mean? You don't know that. What dog did you talk to?

[B]

Yeah, Morris code. What are you doing?

[A]

Did you knock on doors and get the dog?

[B]

Hey, who's your mom over there, bro? I've.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I've kind of always thought that though. Yeah, I understand. Training and view like this. Like this, stat. We saw last night.

[A]

What did we see?

[B]

Some said if a gorilla understood the bench press, they could bench 2,000 kilograms. Yeah, 4,000 pounds. I know they're strong. I don't think of. I don't think a full silverback is getting on a bench and holding £4,000 and bring it all the way down and going all the way up.

[A]

No, because they're strong.

[B]

There's no way.

[A]

But they don't have the wrist strength.

[B]

Yeah, there's no. Their arms are massive.

[A]

Big arms, weak wrists, they'd be okay.

[B]

They have strong wrists.

[A]

How do you know?

[B]

A gorilla can. Could easily beat probably like. Like Devin Larratt in a arm wrestling. He's like the arm wrestling goat. Don't ask me why I know that. If Ruby could talk, what would she say, though? Like, what do you think she would say about each one of us? Hey, okay, enough of the accent. What would she say about you? What would she say about me?

[A]

Why are you laughing? What would your dog say about me? Your dog would say nice things.

[B]

She would say, I really, really love that guy, but he is strange. She'd say, I go to his room and one time I got so scared because all the things that were in there, I just had to pee. There was knives, Daddy, he had knives. He had a naked woman. He had food. He had stains. He had a very long charger. Longest charger I've ever seen. He had a lot of empty bottles. His room scares me. And then his roommate's weird. He doesn't say much. Oh, she would go in on me. Won't you say about me?

[A]

She would literally be mad that you eat so much more than her.

[B]

That'd be the first thing for sure. That fat big back bitch. He doesn't share his food.

[A]

And you'd be like, why does he kiss me so much? Why does he erotically kiss me? I'm not gonna lie. No, you creepily kiss your dog, bro.

[B]

I kiss.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

I do not. She's. She smells good and she's oftentimes warm after you unbury her. But I kiss her on her head. I Don't kiss her anywhere else. Okay, I kiss her on head or something.

[A]

This might be weird. This might be weird to the viewers sometimes. This is exactly pretend. This microphone is Ruby. Okay, audio listeners, it's gonna sound.

[B]

You're gonna do it, and then I'm gonna wear. I'm gonna show the real thing.

[A]

I swear. I'm not boosting at all. This is how Cam came kisses his dog.

[B]

You're.

[A]

You're boosting. Oh, my God.

[B]

No, no, I never moaned. I've never moaned.

[A]

You never moaned?

[B]

I've never sniffed my dog and moaned.

[A]

Come on, Cam.

[B]

You're gonna get me arrested.

[A]

You deserve it.

[B]

Peter's gonna be at my doorstep. You think I'm over here going to a Ruby. Yes.

[A]

You go exactly that. C.J.

[B]

And Mo. I sniff her? Yes. Cause she smells great in her. She's got that little bald skin.

[A]

And you don't go, no, Janet.

[B]

I go, oh, Janet. No, I'm talking to her. I go, oh, Janet, sweet baby. Oh, sweet baby.

[A]

That's the inflection.

[B]

You say, oh, sweet baby. I'm not going. Oh, God.

[A]

I'm pretty sure you've done that.

[B]

I'm pretty sure I've done what, Daddy?

[A]

Watch yourself, Cam. Okay, okay. We already called you a liar at the beginning of episode in front of me and Jesus Christ, our Lord and savior. Exactly what is the inflection you do when you say, oh, Ruby. When you are sniffing and erotically kissing her cheek?

[B]

Audio. Listen.

[A]

Remember, Jesus Christ is watching.

[B]

You spilled your drink.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

So much. That looks like Ruby's urine. Okay, here we go. Oh, Ruby. Oh, hey, girl.

[A]

Yes, thank you. Thank you. You said. And that last o came out now. Oh, you did it. Just.

[B]

I'm not moaning. All right, well, Ruby doesn't even like you.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh. Ruby lays with you because you're warm. You don't even provide for her. If it wasn't for me, she wouldn't eat.

[A]

Okay, should we talk about something real quick, though?

[B]

She wouldn't know. You're not. No, you're not.

[A]

Can we talk about. Could we talk about. I've been feeding her. I have been feeding her lately, am I not. Because you have your chores and you don't be checking them off when you.

[B]

Brought her home, you put her in a cardboard box, you psycho. Let the dog lay with you. She's a dog. Yeah, no shit, Cam.

[A]

Can we talk about the fact that Ruby's not as trained as you claimed her to be?

[B]

Okay, for the love of God. And the ninth and final time I'M saying this. That dog could have been a scientist. Can we say she had incredible potential?

[A]

Can we say just yes or no. And we're not even going to debate it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

This will prove how how ignorant you are. You are blinded by love and ignorance by this dog.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

His ruby 110% potty trained.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yes. Cam. You've been saying yes this whole time. Glad you said no.

[B]

Okay. Potty trained. Yes. Actually, I'm gonna take that back. Is she trained to use the bathroom outside and to never go inside? Yes. When she does go inside, it is my fault and I take that. Do I still get onto her? Yes, sometimes. Because she maybe annoyed me more or something. But it's 100 my fault. She will always hold her pee. She'll be by herself today, all day. We'll go home, there won't be anything in the house. But I'm saying she'll eat it. No, no, no, no, no, no. That was when she was afraid of getting. She turned to eating the evidence. So that was afraid when she was. When she was afraid of getting spanked.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But no, she is potty trained. I go back.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

110. Okay, 110. That doesn't mean you don't have mistakes. You can have a 9 year old. Your 9 year old son could be 100 potty. It's not a terrible nightmare. And he peed the bed.

[A]

That's a once in a blooming thing. I've seen Ruby poop more inside than I have seen her outside.

[B]

I think she hates your house.

[A]

No, I'm talking about any house.

[B]

No, no shot.

[A]

I'm just being honest. I'm a third party. That is not blinded by her, you are blinded by. I'm not. I'm realistic. And hon, if you had to save.

[B]

A random human being or Ruby, who would it be?

[A]

A random human being.

[B]

Now that's hurtful. Now what are we doing?

[A]

A human soul.

[B]

There's eight billion. Yeah, come on.

[A]

Ruby's lifespan is like six more months.

[B]

Dude, that's another thing. You don't respect her long.

[A]

We gotta get off this Ruby top.

[B]

Respect her longevity.

[A]

We love Ruby.

[B]

We do love Ruby. Okay, I got a question for you and then I'm gonna follow with a game.

[A]

Okay, I love games.

[B]

First question. What does your sex smell like Now? Before now. Now I can. I can understand the raised eyebrow, but here you go. No, it's not creepy.

[A]

You always are inquiring about my bed sheets, brother.

[B]

No, I'm not. We were speaking on the phone. We were speaking on the phone we're talking about since. And I just thought that maybe you'd have an interesting answer or something like that. And I'm not going to write it down or anything.

[A]

Well, I'm abstinent. But congrats. But for a long time.

[B]

Congrats.

[A]

Thanks. I guess. I guess.

[B]

Congrats.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Okay. But when you did, it's.

[A]

It would smell like a 5v5 intramural basketball game that happened inside of a sauna. Probably. Like that's when you know that was a fantastic time, just both of us. That's how you know that was a great time for both of us. It smells like we just jumped rope in a sauna. It smells like Jake Paul just got done with an eight round boxing match in here. You know what I mean?

[B]

That was so much more than I was thinking you were gonna give me. I thought you were just say warm or boof or something.

[A]

No. Well, that kind of collects all that.

[B]

Oh, that was that times 10.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You said it smells like an intramural basketball game played inside of a sauna.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

What about you now? Okay. I have different spectrums of sex Sometimes it's. It's quick to the point. We're here for a reason.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Pleasure.

[A]

Yeah. We're here to get a job done.

[B]

She laughed in some of those times we will get finished. And it smells like kind of like.

[A]

Actually I don't really want to know.

[B]

Like two week old linen. Like it still you smells like, like a. Like a clean bed sheet. But it's just kind of. You haven't washed in a minute.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

But then other time that, that's when it's nice. It's very calm. Love. It's just like a. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But there's. There's been some times where I have. I have downed a bottle of Febreze after making love.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Because I'm right there with you. I'm trying to think of a. I mean it smells like if you hired a vacuum cleaner, but then the vacuum. If you hired someone to vacuum your house.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But then they walked in and. Never mind.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I was gonna say it was a murder scene.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Yeah. But then I. But then I realized blood and iron and I realized those smells. That's not what I'm smelling. That is not what I'm smelling. So let's change that one fun fact.

[A]

One time I was trying to get romantic with my ex girlfriend during our anniversary and I was like, I, I want to be romantic and you know there's going to Be some pitter patter happening in this bedroom later. So we got home from dinner, I lit some candles in the bedroom. But I got the candles that. They're just like those thick stand up candles. You just sit by themselves. You let them drip like you. It's sexy candles. Yeah, right.

[B]

Like Transylvania.

[A]

Yeah. And there's no like. There's no. I don't know what that is. There's no like thing. You put them on. You just put them straight down on the nightstand.

[B]

That's hot.

[A]

I had four of them on each nightstand. I was lighting a bunch. She came into the room and she was like, wow, this is beautiful. And I was like, we're about to go down to the good old pound. Not the best idea being six, seven, so much flame. Because I was in the heat of the moment, right? And when I'm in the heat of the moment and it's time for pitter patter in the bedroom, I'm like this. I am like, I'm flipping over.

[B]

You are a brown belt. Jiu jitsu when it's go time.

[A]

And so I was flipping right. I hit one of these. I forgot there's four candles over here. I kicked over the four candles and I started to get a whiff of some smoke and I said, I am going crazy right now. I was like, I am killing this.

[B]

He said, there shit. Smoking. This is wicked. I said, this is my MVP performance.

[A]

And I said, I am going to have life in nine months after this one. And then I started to see the smell coming over my peripheral. You ever had to put out an open flame with an erect. I'm so sorry.

[B]

It's two hands right here. Like, get out, get out. It's all three. Oh, man, that is you. That's a lot of movement, dude. Yeah, you're like a rolling alligator. You're sitting there.

[A]

It's like I'm diving on the floor for a loose ball whenever. Having a good time.

[B]

Remember the. Okay, last thing on sex? I promise y'all.

[A]

There's kids that watch this.

[B]

There is. And I'm sorry. And. And skip forward.

[A]

You'll see the time stamp.

[B]

Yeah, you will. You remember when you used to have to be quiet? The mysterious sexes.

[A]

No.

[B]

What? I'm a solo in this one. Yeah, I'm a solo pastor.

[A]

Why would you have to be quiet?

[B]

Like someone's like, like relative or something might be in the next room. Or like a. Oh, no. Your grandparents coming down the hallway.

[A]

Oh, no, you're gonna hear me. Grandma. Hey. Hey, Grandma. Hey. There's Construction happening in this room. I'm not hanging no posters.

[B]

Oh, she just walks by. Okay, well, never mind.

[A]

I, I.

[B]

But I enjoy, I enjoy that. I enjoy that. Like, black ops sex.

[A]

No, that's fine. Yeah, that's good.

[B]

That's like having, like, whisper in your ears and it's like pitch black.

[A]

Yeah, no, it's fine.

[B]

And it's like.

[A]

Don't like that. We got to get off. We got to get off.

[B]

Yeah, we're done. No, we're done. So the game.

[A]

Yeah, I forgot.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Strange.

[B]

And they. The funny part is they absolutely don't correlate.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

At all. So you game is. Nothing.

[A]

Smells live saved your life, brother.

[B]

He said if you didn't scoop me up, I'd either be on a most wanted list or I'd be in jail.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And that is a 40.

[A]

Do you mean you can you. The sometimes, like, the way you ask me these things on Open Air is crazy.

[B]

Like, I love you and I'm vulnerable and I allow the world to see.

[A]

My thoughts so infatuated by my personal business. It's crazy.

[B]

It's not about yours. It's just share an experience.

[A]

It's okay, brother. You have my phone number, though.

[B]

I do, but why not? Where we could crack a laugh and give it to the world, brother. And allow people to.

[A]

What's the game? What's the game?

[B]

Yeah. You started it. Okay, so the game is. You've seen it multiple places. It's been all over the place, and I think it's going to be fantastic for us.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It is the headphone challenge.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

We are going to put on headphones and Blair music and try to guess what the other person is saying. Okay.

[A]

I love this game. I've always wanted to play.

[B]

Just got like a wreck.

[A]

What? There you go. I'm telling you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm telling you. There's gonna be a ping on top of his house. He's gonna have to knock on the neighbor's door. I'm gonna let you know, hey, I live here. Say hey.

[B]

My street lot or my house lot will be on by 6. Here's a cake. All right.

[A]

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[B]

All right, so we are doing the headphone challenge. We are going to be absolutely blasted by music in the ears while trying to guess what the other person says. Whoever gets the most correct guesses wins the game. Are you excited?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Are you ready?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Are you slightly nervous or is it just me?

[A]

No, I'm having fun.

[B]

Okay, well, here we go. First one.

[A]

Okay. Play the music.

[B]

Are you ready?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Can you hear me?

[A]

No. Okay. Wait. He said no.

[B]

Okay. My tiny nipples glow in the dark.

[A]

What?

[B]

My tiny nipples glow in the dark.

[A]

What?

[B]

My tiny nipples glow in the dark.

[A]

My pocket got stuck in the charger.

[B]

My tiny nipples glow in the dark.

[A]

Are you rapping? Slow down.

[B]

My tiny nipples glow in the dark.

[A]

My target is low. In the charger, something is low. Am I Not even close. No.

[B]

My tiny nipples glow in the dark.

[A]

My tiny nipples glow in the dark.

[B]

That's loud. Oh, my God.

[A]

Okay, bro, it literally looks like you're going it literally looked like you're going to do.

[B]

Yeah, I know. I've never done, like. I've never attempted this once.

[A]

I thought you were playing with me.

[B]

At first, so I have no clue. All right. Does that count as a point for you? You got it right after nine tries.

[A]

Okay, maybe that's not a point. I'll count as a point. Here you go. Can you hear me?

[B]

I can't hear him.

[A]

Minnesota is known.

[B]

Oh, my God. What? Okay, go.

[A]

Minnesota is known for cupcakes.

[B]

Your toilet is filled with cupcakes.

[A]

It's ghost. Minnesota is known for cupcakes.

[B]

Your toenail feels like a cupcake. What is he saying? This is so loud. Okay.

[A]

Minnesota is known for cupcakes.

[B]

No, one more time. That time I heard enchilada at the beginning.

[A]

Minnesota is known for cupcakes.

[B]

Something something for cupcakes. But what the hell is the beginner beginning? So it. You have a lot of lip to. A lot of tongue. A lot of tongue. One more last time.

[A]

Minnesota is known for cupcakes.

[B]

Your soda was sold for cupcakes. What are you saying? What is he saying?

[A]

I said, Minnesota is known for cupcakes.

[B]

What the. Okay, this is harder than I thought. Okay. I didn't get a point. I. That's.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

Oh, my God. And this song is incredibly loud. Okay, let's do it. You ready? Round two. Here we go.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Steph Curry and Guacamole are similar.

[A]

Chef Boyardee and Guacamole are similar.

[B]

That was close. Close? No, Scott, look at him. Like a little creep. Yeah, he must have been saying it weird.

[A]

Are y'all talking shit?

[B]

Steph Curry and Guacamole are similar.

[A]

Steph Curry and Guacamole are similar.

[B]

This good. What the hell?

[A]

I did it.

[B]

Hey, Talk normal. You were like, this, Minnesota. No, for cupcakes. You moving your mouth all weird and shit. No, I'm not being a sore loser, but I'm over here. Stephen Curry and guacamole. You're like, minute throws. No, for cupcakes. Golly, bro. Maybe I'm just ass.

[A]

Maybe my lisp helps.

[B]

May I think it does. It's like a cloak.

[A]

All right, all right.

[B]

Okay. Let's be honest. Your first one wasn't a point.

[A]

No, it's. It's two zero right now.

[B]

But you. You good. Redemption arc. Here we go. It's got to be 2:1. I got to tie it up.

[A]

How's the music? Is it good? You're good? Yeah.

[B]

Can't hear anything.

[A]

Alligators are really ashy.

[B]

What? What is he saying?

[A]

Alligators are really ashy.

[B]

Something, something, something. With Ashlyn some. It literally looked like you said, like, I care about Ashland or something like that. That's what I thought you said.

[A]

Okay, okay. Alligators are really ashy.

[B]

Dude, he's making his mouth. You're like. Okay.

[A]

Talk normal. Instant curve on my mouth.

[B]

Talk normal. Wait, wait, wait. It's about to build back up.

[A]

Why are you screaming? Okay. Alligators Are really ashy.

[B]

There is so much spit in your mouth. Oh, my God. There was so much spit in your mouth. Okay, go.

[A]

It's not fair to play this with somebody who has a list. Go. Sorry.

[B]

Go, go.

[A]

Alligators are really ashy.

[B]

Oh, my elbows are really ashy.

[A]

Close, close, close.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Alligators are really ashy.

[B]

Allegra is really ashy.

[A]

One more, one more.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Alligators are really ashy.

[B]

It's. It's always the beginning for me. It's like the way you start talking, bro. There's something. Something's not right there. Something's not right at the beginning.

[A]

You lost.

[B]

What is it?

[A]

I said alligators are really ash. Hell.

[B]

It's all. Dude, I'm not kidding. When you start, it's some. But there's something weird going on. All right.

[A]

If I get this one right, I win.

[B]

Win. Yeah. Golly. Okay, I gotta. I gotta come with some shit.

[A]

If I get this one right, I win. Here we go.

[B]

He's so happy to. You little. All right. Okay. You ready? Surprisingly, Bowser has small nuts.

[A]

Surprisingly, Bowser has small nuts. Did I get that right?

[B]

Okay, this proves two things. Oh, no, no.

[A]

This.

[B]

First off, show them how loud the music is.

[A]

Okay, pause. We don't get cut Friday.

[B]

This proves two things. One, he's great at reading lips. And two, I am great at speaking. And then when we go, it proves two things. Also, I'm not the best at reading lips. And he's. His mouth is different. Bro, your shit doesn't work like mine.

[A]

No, bro, you just are not good. The reason is you're trying to hide it. No, I'm not. No, no. This is the thing. I grew up being so antisocial. The only way I could talk to people is if I intruded on their conversation. Reading their lips, I'd be like, oh, they're talking about something over there. So I got good at it. You were always the one yapping. That's the difference. I had to be involved in a conversation by being far away and reading what they're saying. Okay.

[B]

Give me one more chance. I've already lost my one more chance. We each do three.

[A]

Okay, that's fair. Okay.

[B]

Shit. Go to, like, 45 seconds.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

My own game. I get. I get swept. Swept.

[A]

You got the music. Okay, ready? My best friend has a bigger snake than me.

[B]

Okay. I got the beginning of this time.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

My best friend has a bigger something than me.

[A]

Oh, okay. My best friend has a bigger snake than me. One more time.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. My best friend has a Bigger. It's not head. It's not head.

[A]

You go again. I'm about to. All right. Santa Claus is really close to us.

[B]

What'd you just say?

[A]

What?

[B]

Did you switch your sentence? Yes, you did.

[A]

No, No.

[B]

I guess you absolutely did.

[A]

No, I'll go again. I'll go again.

[B]

Say it again.

[A]

I got you. My best friend has Santa Claus right around the corner.

[B]

My best friend has Santa Claus wrapped around the corner.

[A]

Close, close, close, close.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

My best friend doesn't know that he's an idiot.

[B]

My best. What you say?

[A]

Why are you not getting your clothes?

[B]

Your best friend has Santa Claus wrapped in the corner.

[A]

No, my best friend doesn't know that. He's the biggest idiot ever.

[B]

Did you say something mean at the end? He said, my best friend, you're switching and sending. He said, my best friend's somebody biggest idiot ever. Or something like that. What? He said that? How many times did you change every time, Smother.

[A]

You almost got the first in his house. Like, the first one. I don't remember what I say. Oh, my best friend has a bigger snake than me.

[B]

Snake. I was like, I know he's making fun of my head, but he's not saying it. Hey, Santa Claus behind the corner.

[A]

Santa Claus is, like, right around the corner. That was the last one.

[B]

I heard some something idiot. I was like, God damn.

[A]

That was a fun game.

[B]

That was a fun game. I got Absolutely. Good job for you.

[A]

To all my antisocial people. There's something we're good at, brother. We can read that.

[B]

Hey, there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

[A]

I don't understand a lot of things.

[B]

We know this.

[A]

It's a very. Don't. Don't add on. You're piling. And I don't appreciate it.

[B]

You are under a hell of a pile.

[A]

It's the simple things in life that don't make sense to me.

[B]

God damn, Here we go.

[A]

And that's why I'm so. That's why I'm so fascinated by it. The con. Now, instead of getting on me and making fun of me, let's explain to me. Right?

[B]

Let's do it.

[A]

Batteries, Right? Batteries might be the most fascinating piece of equipment and technology ever.

[B]

Cool. Yeah, bro.

[A]

Explain to me how batteries work. How can this little ball thing that is magnetized go into something and it's powered for so long?

[B]

Yeah. Hell of a length, like, incredible amount of time.

[A]

And it pisses me off. Why do batteries in my remote? TV remote.

[B]

Why is this pissing you off?

[A]

How do batteries in my TV remote last me for 12 years. 12 years.

[B]

They're designed to.

[A]

I can just do this 12 years straight, never have a problem.

[B]

Low output of electricity.

[A]

What's in my phone that powers it?

[B]

A battery.

[A]

How does that last me two hours and I gotta stick a dongle in it. Okay, what, what is that?

[B]

Okay, so your battery, first off is in your phone. It's corroded, corrupted, old and overused. That is a tired battery. A brand new battery out of a pack for remote is like a nice young employee eager to get in the workforce. Your phone batteries like a year away from retirement and they don't care anymore.

[A]

But that doesn't make sense to me. I can turn off my phone. Phone. I can turn off my phone, right? Not use it. I'll turn that thing on and I still have that two hour window no matter how long I use it. I can never turn off my TV remote. That's always going 24 7.

[B]

But it doesn't you. It's. It is so. Okay.

[A]

But it's being used. Even whenever my TV is on and I just leave it on when I leave my house, that remote's still on. It still being. Yes, it's still being used.

[B]

No, it's on. It's not being used.

[A]

I can say I'm using my tv, right? I fall asleep, a full night's sleep, eight hours. I wake up in the morning, the first thing I do is turn off my tv. How does that remote still work if I fall asleep using my phone, right? And I wake up and I try to look at my phone. Dead phone. Gotta charge it.

[B]

Okay, so there's multiple things. First off, the remote is a little piece of plastic with little, little prongs that the batteries barely give electricity to. And it can last a long time. Your phone is the simple greatest invention we have. It is a computer in your pocket and it has an LED screen. You have multiple applications running. You have background app refresh on. You put a little loser. And it's doing so much more. It's not even comprehensive.

[A]

Okay, but okay, that's just one example. Remember?

[B]

That's the example.

[A]

No, okay, that's just one example, though. Remember toys as a kid?

[B]

Oh, more plastic with little dongles, little wires that require an ounce of what I'm saying.

[A]

Whenever I would have toys as a kid, I'd use double A batteries. I remember my parents would buy me toys and then they would never come with the batteries, which is bullshit. First of all, why sell me some if it doesn't work?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If I gotta go get another piece of utensil from another company. That's a sidebar.

[B]

That's a money scam.

[A]

I'm saying, why would those. Those toys die so easily? But the same battery that's going into my Roku TV remote. That's on 24, 7, 365.

[B]

Your Roku TV remote takes this much electricity? How? Whenever I get a Rock Em Sock Em Dino Bot, that's going. That takes a lot.

[A]

I would only use that for about an hour and turn it off. But it would still not have the lifespan on my TV remote. I could do way more than I could with my kid robot.

[B]

No, you can't.

[A]

Yes, I could. All I could do with my kid robot is go like this. Touch a button and it goes, I'm robot. And that's it. And it had like red eyes. I'm robot. That's all I could do with my Roku TV remote. Netflix, Hulu, Channel 7, Fox News. I can watch.

[B]

Has nothing to do with the batteries. Everything you said has nothing to do with the batteries.

[A]

It's all on the remote.

[B]

The remote is clicking a button. That's all it's doing.

[A]

But it's signaling to space and back.

[B]

It signals six feet to your tv. It's not going to space. That's what.

[A]

What are the satellites for?

[B]

The channels that are programmed in my remote. How does the channels are programmed in your mode? There's buttons.

[A]

Yes, there's a Netflix button on my remote.

[B]

You cannot do anything. You can click it and it opens that application.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

How does it programmed to open that application? Because the sensor and the remote's going to the sensor in the tv. All you're doing on row is clicking buttons. Your phone. But it's used for everything.

[A]

You're toy.

[B]

Your toy did more too.

[A]

No, it did not. I couldn't watch Netflix with my robot.

[B]

You're not watching Netflix through your remote. You're watching Netflix or the tv, which is powered through your wall. You're not using the batteries to watch Netflix or YouTube or Disney or Hulu.

[A]

I think it's a different kind of electricity.

[B]

A different kind of electricity? What the hell does that mean? There's different. You got blue bolts. You got green bolts of electricity. Your braids are too tight. Man. Your brain.

[A]

You.

[B]

When you. You get a new haircut and you turn stupid on me, you're not. I need a caller. She did it. She twisted you too tight. Different electricity.

[A]

Like a.

[B]

Like there's different voltage.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah. Different requirements of how much is needed.

[A]

Isn't there different types? There has to be different types of electricity. Like electricity that comes from the sky. Can't be the same. That's in the wall outlet right now.

[B]

What are you saying?

[A]

Like lightning is electricity. Correct.

[B]

You think are in the field bottling up lightning?

[A]

No, I didn't say that. I didn't say usage. I said the different types of electricity.

[B]

Electricity is electricity. It is stored in different forms. Ergo, different. B.

[A]

Humans are humans. You're white, I'm black. Okay, there's. We are all humans. Yes, I get it.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

So it's all electricity is electricity. But there's lightning electricity, there's wall electricity, there's robot electricity, and Roku electricity. Different types.

[B]

No, it's different forms. It's different storage units. Water is water. You got Dasani. Dasani's. Oh, but you got Dasani, you got Skyra, you got Fiji. Different companies. They're still using.

[A]

Yes, different types.

[B]

Holy shit. They're taking water. Water is H2O. I don't care if you add cinnamon, vanilla, caramel, salt, whatever it is. Water is water.

[A]

But it makes a different type.

[B]

Holy shit.

[A]

No, dead ass. It does though. That it is.

[B]

So. So the electricity there wouldn't sell.

[A]

Different brands.

[B]

Yeah. Holy shit. Cuz you. You know so much about business, but you can't understand the concept of. They don't want someone to monopolize.

[A]

How does it. How do batteries even work though? The simple form of a battery. How does this little ball have electricity in it?

[B]

You know, some are rechargeable too.

[A]

Excuse me?

[B]

Some are. And you can use a potato as a battery.

[A]

Wait, what?

[B]

Yeah, you could stab rods and potato. It's not strong enough to get you like an LED flashlight, but you can maybe like charge a toothbrush. But anyway, you can use potato. I don't understand that part. But batteries. It's a little thing in there. Stored electricity. Okay.

[A]

How do you think.

[B]

Do you think a double A battery and a triple A battery is different electricity?

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

It's smaller usage because they're both Duracell.

[B]

Okay. So do you think a double A Duracell and a triple A Energizer is different electricity?

[A]

No.

[B]

There we go. Because it's both double a double A Duracell, AAA Energizer. Energizer, buddy. Bum bum bum bum bum bum. The thing that keeps going. Different companies, different type of batteries. Are they the same or are they different?

[A]

They're the same.

[B]

Okay then. So electricity is the same. Some have trip.

[A]

No, it's just Little C wants to.

[B]

Go in hearing aids for my grandma.

[A]

That's just the size. I'm saying types of in the sky, it's different than the ones in here.

[B]

When did you get in the sky? I said, you're fascinated with lightning because you were struck by.

[A]

Because you said there's not different types of electricity. I said, yes, there is. The type that's in the sky is different than the types in the Duracell. It has to to be because that's hotter than the sun. Oh.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

I'm just fascinated how batteries work.

[B]

You dude.

[A]

How is this? Like, how is this. Throw me that remote. See, how does it. How do I understand how it works? Like dead ass. How can. Okay, look at this. On this remote.

[B]

Simple. It's simple that you click a button and it pulls up Netflix. That you can actually watch it on a screen with lights while you can text to space.

[A]

Some remotes have screens on them.

[B]

Oh my God. It's a small screen that just says words. You're not playing Tetris.

[A]

But how does that last so long?

[B]

Cuz that you can't play Clash Royale.

[A]

But it's always on. It's always on. You have to account for the differentiation of how long it's on, bro.

[B]

You have to account for the differentiation of what it is doing. What? What uses more power, that remote or that phone.

[A]

Say, I got this phone.

[B]

You answer me.

[A]

Listen, I am. Say. Say I got this phone. I bought it straight from this Apple store.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And I put no apps on it, no photos. I bought it straight from the Apple store. I set it down. I get this remote. I put two double A batteries in the back of this bitch and I set it down. If I go to bed, I wake up, the phone is dead.

[B]

Absolutely not true.

[A]

It'd be dead faster than the remote.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

How I could click this button and go to Netflix. I. To download an app.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Say I don't download an app though.

[B]

First off, you're concerning me with not understanding that that is a. That is a tool. That is not. That is like a. The crossway from entertaining.

[A]

I really don't understand how that works. How I can click this little white button and Netflix will pop up.

[B]

There's a itty bitty. Itty bitty motherboard. There's an itty bitty motherboard inside there. It is programmed for certain things. You can't see it. It's protected.

[A]

Even Dura.

[B]

Even Dura. Those are the cheap ass batteries that you got? Even Dura.

[A]

This came with the remote. I've had this TV since I lived in Houston. I've had this TV for like six years, bro.

[B]

That's fine. It's not right now. It's not doing shit.

[A]

Yes, it is.

[B]

Your phone.

[A]

It is doing shit.

[B]

Your phone is always on.

[A]

This is always on, too. Because, Cam, if it's sitting, if it's not always doing shit, how can I just randomly click at any time of the day? 2 in the morning, 3 in the morning, 1pm at noon, and lunch. I can click this button and it.

[B]

Will do something when you click it. But it's always on when you click it. It's always on when you click it is when it's being used. If you want to say it's always on. It probably is scientifically, but Its usage is 0.0001. Your phone, whether you're doing nothing on it, your phone is always up, updating the time. There's an. There's an app on your phone, the clock app, that the second hand is always ticking.

[A]

Even if I deleted that app, that request, it was so do it. I can delete the time because there's.

[B]

So many things happening. It's updating feeds in the background of your apps.

[A]

There's no apps I said I downloaded.

[B]

No, it's upgrading the weather. Updating the weather.

[A]

I delete the weather app now. What then?

[B]

Your phone's gonna last longer, but it'll.

[A]

Still die before the remote. And I can click this button and I'm watching Peek blinders. Are you kidding me? That doesn't make sense. That doesn't make sense.

[B]

You need help, and we all love you.

[A]

Whatever.

[B]

Batteries, they're fascinating.

[A]

We'll get off.

[B]

Strap a potato to your ass and see how much I can make you fart and whistle.

[A]

We'll get over this and go into something.

[B]

Oh, God. Speaking of. Okay, I went to the gym. Okay, I went to the new gym, Right? New gym. Have a new membership.

[A]

Your gym sucks, by the way. Yeah, it's like a hospital waiting.

[B]

Yeah, it's. It's awfully gray. I think their color scheme was, like, gray and beige.

[A]

My gym looks like my Instagram Gym Explorer page.

[B]

Yeah, your gym is like a resort in Miami, and my gym is like the west wing of Medical City.

[A]

We have to find out who is the hiring agent for my gym. Because they're a creep.

[B]

Yeah, no, they. They knew what they were doing.

[A]

Yeah, it's like.

[B]

No, I went there because it was a close gym to our house. It was nice. It was a good facility. But I went to the new gym. Right? Everything. First off, everything. I tell you 100. True. When I tell you I went to the gym. And you know this gym has a basketball court, right? That's my new warm up. It's so much more fun than walking 100. I go in there, beats on. I shoot around for about five, six minutes. I'm starting to breathe heavy, which is embarrassing. But it's time to start my lift. I go and claim the hammer strength, incline, bench press. I sit down, get my music right. Warm up set. It is time for me to start my first working set. There is a man in front of me, okay. At a regular bench. Just a flat bench, like barbell.

[A]

I know the benches.

[B]

Okay. I'm painting the picture because it is a wicked picture. He is in front of me and to the left. Left. So maybe a total of 11ft between us.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

This man's looking around the gym like this.

[A]

Don't like that.

[B]

Already hate it. Already. Hate it. You look like you're like a villain and you're trying to strike when the time's right. Yeah.

[A]

You're looking for something.

[B]

Don't do that. Lift the weight. He's looking around left and right. Peyton. Stephen Harden.

[A]

That's me.

[B]

You are not.

[A]

You're not. You're.

[B]

You're literally not going to believe what I'm about to say, but I swear to God, it happened, right? I'm sitting there, so I'm you. I'm being vigilant. I'm looking at this. I'm like, what is he about to do?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This man is checking his shoulders to make sure no one's watching. He picks his ass. No, he picks his ass.

[A]

Mm. He did a scratch.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

But it's better. He did a scratch and sniff on Lane.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he used it as pre workout. He scratched his ass, sniffed, and he went. And then he got ready to do his lift, bro. He scratched his butthole with his hands. No gloves included. Check shoulders. Oh, God. Bent down and sniffed and he went. And then he leaned back, grabbed the bar and started benching. I said, he needs to be in a straight jacket. I. I almost told someone on him. I almost literally told on another adult. I almost said, hey, that guy can't be here. Get rid of his membership. Get rid of his membership. Oh, my God. And for whatever reason, my. So I'm watching this guy the rest of the time, just making sure he didn't do it again. I don't know if it's like a one and done thing.

[A]

He needed to get that. It was his pr.

[B]

Oh my God. He had to get that off. I go to leave and I asked for something. I asked about like a special class or some. She was like, let me scan your members. They scanned my membership. I didn't even know this because I just opened up the barcode and scanned in. She goes, have a good day, Mr. Crane.

[A]

Excuse me?

[B]

I said, what? What was that? She goes, oh, I just said, have a good day. I said, no, I heard that part. Thank you. You too. What'd you call me though? She goes, Mr. Crane. I swear to God.

[A]

Who's Mr. Crane?

[B]

Who's M? I go, well, who's that? I'm not. My name's Cameron. She goes, no, I know last name Crane. I say, have a good day, Mr. Crane. I said, said, well, that's not me though. That's where you're not understanding me. I've never been named Crane once. Never had an alias, never had a nickname.

[A]

I'm not a construction equipment.

[B]

She goes, oh, well, it says right here, my name in their system says Cameron Crane. Like, where the hell did you get that information?

[A]

Not gonna lie, I kind of like that name better.

[B]

We all. When we all. Okay, that's mean. We all went for the three day pass.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

We did not scan our id.

[A]

Yes. Who's Crane?

[B]

Who made that up? And why are you with me? I'm a newbie in your gym and you're already messing with me.

[A]

It was the guy. He had too big of a watch on. You can never trust somebody with a 55 millimeter. You can.

[B]

That looks like a rifle scope. You can just go and put a lens on a. Look through it. Shoot that some. They go and tighten it back up. The watch was that big, bro.

[A]

Yeah, I'm talking like it's taken up half of your hand. You shouldn't be wearing that watch. Okay, wait, wait. I like the guy that was using his pre workout. No, if I ever started a workout program, that would be in the instructions. You sniff your. You sniff it.

[B]

You sniff your t. You get that animalistic urge to just do something, move something. You get on your.

[A]

Maybe that's what I need to do to start lifting weight.

[B]

Dude, we should.

[A]

We should give each other's.

[B]

No, no, no. We should do a whole workout where you have to literally smell bad. Sniff your gooch and see if any of us pr. Oh, what if you went to the gym and hit five for five PRs.

[A]

Oh, I cam either.

[B]

I would bottle that up and sell it.

[A]

If we did that on A leg day because that's when I get real sweaty. Oh, camp. If I did that, anybody walking past me would smell my hand.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Like I would be driving. And then the. The air conditioning hits my fingers. We're passing out by the wheel.

[B]

We're done. See a lovely lady friend. You going for a hug. Hug your hands like this. You're like, hey, you doing it goes oh, my God.

[A]

It's like she goes, you know, like, you know my cologne trick, my business cologne trick. Oh, yeah.

[B]

You just go, how's it going? He's like. He's just mad.

[A]

He'll never forget me.

[B]

Oh my God. You'd be like, hey, you're the guy that smells like ball sack.

[A]

Yeah. And so that's even a more of a. What?

[B]

We're sharing it with the world. But we should do that smell like ball sack.

[A]

I already do.

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

Far fit. Did you just go cross?

[A]

Maybe.

[B]

I think your eyes wiggled a little bit.

[A]

Oh, that one. Well, it's cuz I told you when I be patting my braids, my eyes wiggle. You. I think I've been going too hard or they're.

[B]

They are too tight.

[A]

I think I'm. I'm developing a lazy eye.

[B]

You went to sleep and talking about some batteries.

[A]

I feel the attachment on the back.

[B]

You start.

[A]

I. I can start to feel the wire.

[B]

Dude, if Peyton went blind, this is what.

[A]

Yeah, golly. But if you did. If I went block, I'm there. My mouth.

[B]

Yeah. Don't. I was saying that could be our physical product. What we make gym like pre workout gym supplements.

[A]

It smells like saturated, but all the.

[B]

Flavors are like ball sack, but like they're like. They're funny. Like berry ball sack. Ball sack. Berry.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Tangerine.

[A]

Nice. Never gonna do that from Florida with must.

[B]

I don't know why I just fused in Drake in there, but.

[A]

Well, you know, Drake didn't make that.

[B]

Who made that song saying Florida with love?

[A]

Pretty sure there's either an old song or it's a. Like it just a saying.

[B]

The guy. The guy scratched his nutsack for pre workout.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie. I might try that next time I go to the gym.

[B]

We 100. Sure. I'm gonna document it.

[A]

That's another reason to never go to Cam's gym ever.

[B]

Freaks.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. I mean it's. It's. It is literally old people and apparently scratchers. So.

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Pop culture. Payne.

[A]

Again.

[B]

Pop culture.

[A]

Pay naked. Can I. Can I address the millions of people around the world that are dealing with what? No. Oh, not dealing with it. That owe me an apology.

[B]

Millions.

[A]

Millions of people owe you an apology on what? I say things on this podcast, right? It gets clipped. It gets put out to tick tock, Instagram, whatever. All the comments defiling me as a human being.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

One of the things I said months ago, it got clipped from Patreon on. And it was. I said this from our conspiracy episode. I said months ago, I believe that aliens are not in space. I believe they're under water. That got clipped and put on tick tock. Everybody sure did. Was killing me in the comments. Just roasting me. I'm the biggest idiot. Why does he even have a platform? Suck my sorry. Huh? Sorry. Sorry.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

And I was like. I was like, just wait and watch. Time will reveal itself. Maybe I don't deserve one. Come to find out, this past week the government came out and said, there's aliens underwater.

[B]

Shout out to the one and only.

[A]

So now all you clippers out there clip this. And put my clip from months ago where I said aliens are underwater and everybody was making fun of me and I need my curmudgeons. I need everybody to say, pay Hayden, I am so sorry, my royal braided up, sexy, light skinned queen. I need it because I deserve it. That's all I wanted to say. Aliens are underwater.

[B]

Talk your. That was the worst talk your in redemption. There we go. Oh, my God.

[A]

All on my lips, dude.

[B]

No. At one time, you literally like this. This is what you look like. You're like, there's spit, like hanging. Like they were drapes in your mouth.

[A]

I have wet math syndrome. Yeah.

[B]

Okay. For my pop culture. A deep, deep dive into pop culture will be on Patreon. They're going to talk about in the incredible UFC 309 event they went to in person. Everything.

[A]

And the crazy NYC story.

[B]

And the crazy NYC story that is on Patreon. But for my pop culture, I showed you the other day and you made fun of me, but I'm starting to. I. I really am starting to think and this could be a hot take and I, I want to bring this one up because you are more, more. You're more into music than me. I think if Travis Scott delivers another fantastic album, okay, like, he's upper echelon. Like, he, he can be like, in some conversations, I think he's already upper echelon. But no, he's up. I'm talking. But I'm talking about like forever upper.

[A]

Echelon, like another fantastic album. Meaning that you think Utopia was a fan.

[B]

Utopia was a very good album, bro.

[A]

It was a good album. It was okay.

[B]

Very, very good album. Album.

[A]

It was so hard coming off Astroworld, which is one of the best. One of the greatest albums.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Almost ever.

[B]

And. But that's the old. That is the only reason Utopia think that that's like LeBron. It's kind of like LeBron. LeBron played all right. Well, he had 28, 10, and 11. Yeah. You're the only reason you're saying he played all right is because you're comparing him to his.

[A]

His own. And that's what makes people great.

[B]

That is.

[A]

That's what makes Jay Z, Jay Z. That's what makes Eminem. Eminem. Except for his newer stuff. That's what makes Drake. Dr. Drake. You get compared to yourself. And if you can keep doing that. That's what makes you great.

[B]

But Utopia is a good ass album.

[A]

It is. I'm not saying it's a bad album. I'm saying I. And I. I love Travis Scott. You know, I've been an Astro world. I lived in Houston. I have so much Travis Scott like stuff. Like I. I went to Space Village in Houston. Like I'm a huge Travis guy. I. Whenever Utopia came out, I listened to it two or three times. I like to digest albums before I make an opinion on it. Like after the third time I was like, I don't think I'm gonna come back to this. And I haven't. I've never come back to Utopia. And that's a personal thing. Like everybody takes in music differently but me. And I think my music opinion is pretty okay.

[B]

Very good.

[A]

I just. There's like a couple songs but off of an album. Like that's not a good album to me. Like that's the same reason we love Kane Brown's album. Not because it hasn't come out yet, but when it does, it's fantastic.

[B]

So good.

[A]

When we're listening to it. Like 90% of the album I'm gonna go back to like that is fire the Drake albums. 90% of it I go back to Gunna's album. 90% that's not true. Like 40% of it I go back to which is still good. But like if I'm downloading two songs, it's probably not a good album.

[B]

See, but that's crazy if you pick two, two songs from Utopia that is.

[A]

Weak that I can genuinely like just in my rotation, like every time I'm a bang that like that's my eyes and Telekinesis or like my bro there might be another one I'm missing. But they're definitely. That shows you how much I don't go back to it though.

[B]

I know Telekinesis, My Eyes. What's the opening track?

[A]

I don't not.

[B]

I like the opening track.

[A]

I compared it to the opening of Astroworld Stargazing, which is insane.

[B]

Insane as just a phenomenal album.

[A]

It's one of the best.

[B]

He's never gonna beat that. I don't think that's gonna probably be his best one.

[A]

But I hope he does.

[B]

If he thinks. Cuz I didn't even know he's planning on dropping an album.

[A]

I didn't know that either. You're telling me something right now.

[B]

Yeah, like I did not know that. And apparently he's getting ready. Like he's Going to drop some solos first, like snippets and stuff, and then it'll lead, like, to the album rollout. But yeah, I just think if he drops another one, bro, it's going to be crazy. And apparently Playboy is going to be on it.

[A]

Oh, obviously.

[B]

Can we. Can I real quick. Playboy? Cardi. You can't not like. Like.

[A]

I don't listen to him.

[B]

I don't either, but every time he's on. No, I don't, like, actively listen to him. But I'm saying if he's in a song or if he comes on it, it banks.

[A]

I gotta read the lyrics before I listen to the song. Any of that demonic song. I'm a man of God, brother. Sorry. You can have a B. Great beat. I'm a man of God before that beat.

[B]

That's very true.

[A]

But one more pop culture, and I think we might debate about this. They are dropping or they're. They're opening a basketball version of topgolf.

[B]

Oh, my God. I saw that.

[A]

Do you think that's a great idea?

[B]

I think that is a horrendous.

[A]

I think that is the worst idea that ever.

[B]

The concept is beautiful.

[A]

It's gonna go so bad.

[B]

Beautiful. But they don't understand hooping culture.

[A]

It's not golf.

[B]

Oh, my God. No. It's not a quiet man's game or a spit. You don't. You respect your opponent in golf.

[A]

There's a reason why bowling alleys work. Work. Topgolf works. Like, what's that thing where you slide up the ramp?

[B]

Skeeball.

[A]

Skee ball. There's a reason those three. Three things work.

[B]

Hoops ain't one of them.

[A]

There's gonna be. There's too many dudes. And I saw this on Twitter with basketball. There's too many people that have a false perception of their skills in basketball to where they'll. It will be way too competitive and way too, like, angry. You can't go on a date with most dudes at a. At a topgolf version of basketball. Basketball version of top golf.

[B]

I was just about to say, bro, you can go to pickup where there's. It is literally straight men in a gym. And there's fights.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There's screaming, there's cussing, there's brawls. Now add their girls watching.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Add some food and drinks. It's.

[A]

It's.

[B]

You're gonna have ambulances just parked in the way, just waiting there.

[A]

Yeah, no, it's gonna. It's. It's literally a great idea.

[B]

We're Definitely going though. Whenever.

[A]

Oh, yeah, we're gonna go.

[B]

Definitely gonna go.

[A]

But I. But I can already tell it's gonna be too much.

[B]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[A]

And it's especially where you put them is important.

[B]

I'll let you tag along.

[A]

If you, if you go to a place where it's like street ball culture is like heavy, which is a. Which are the best spots ever. I love going to those. You can't put those type of places there because then they're going to go there and that's. Those are the most like street ball dudes are so competitive. That's what makes it great, bro. If you put them in a, in an establishment though, where it's supposed to be fun, date night vibes, it's not going to be fun. You're going to see a chair go across.

[B]

Yeah. You're going to see someone bleeding on the ground. Four year basketballs, they're gone after the first night opening.

[A]

You know how many dudes are going to take one too many into feel like they're back in junior high and be like, I can touch rim. Yeah. Now you got a crack skull.

[B]

Yeah. In your broken legs. A split femur. Oh, my God.

[A]

Too many dudes are going to do one on one. They're going to break like it's not going to be.

[B]

So how. Okay, how does it. Is it just little half quarts or like, is it designed for one on one? Is it designed to just shoot?

[A]

I think it's just shooting. I saw the AI model of it and it's basically like. It's just like these like all around little bays. It's inside, it's all indoors and it's like bays. Right. And it's got a hoop and a little bit of wood. Right. And you just shoot and then you. I guess there's gonna be different modes of games. Yeah.

[B]

There has to be something more than just.

[A]

It's like, it's basically a bowling alley, but with basketballs.

[B]

Yeah. And that's a little like.

[A]

I mean, it looks cool. It looked cool. It's a great concept. But realistically, it's not gonna work out.

[B]

First up, best for y'all, whoever launched this idea.

[A]

I actually thought about it too. Like whenever I was like in years ago, years ago, whenever I was like super like, what do I want to do? That was one of the ideas was.

[B]

Opening a thing like that.

[A]

Yeah. But like, obviously I didn't have the capital or like resources for it, but I'm like, it would be a good idea. And I didn't even think about that part of it. It's so much easier to think Monday morning quarterback these business ideas.

[B]

But yeah, bro, before I understood how much money it took to make video games and movies and stuff like that, I wanted to make a video game that was. You started in Height is essentially 2K mixed with GTA. So you started in high school. You pick the college.

[A]

You might not want to say this. I kind of like it already.

[B]

I mean, but it's. It's too. It's 2K is kind of like that now, but like the idea of park before park was all out and stuff, but it's like actual gta. Like, you. The money you make from your basketball, like your vc, your currency, from your contract, you can spend on cars, on cribs, on stuff like that. You can go out, you can do illegal things if you want to as your second life, but if you get caught, then you get suspended from the NBA and like, all sorts of stuff like that.

[A]

That's fire, dude.

[B]

It would have been so fun.

[A]

You don't need money to start that up. You. You pitch. You pitch to. You pitch to Bethesda. You pitch to pitch.

[B]

But I'm. Hell no. I mean, I damn sure would have made it by myself.

[A]

Yeah, you're going to have to. That's the thing. It's. You have to. But that's a good idea. It's not a bad idea at all.

[B]

Yeah, I thought it'd be fun as hell.

[A]

Somebody steals a car, you.

[B]

You have a Draco in your car as you're pulling up to the arena, and you're just like, yo, what up? You go out there, you drop there, go get sing songs. I don't know why. I swear to God I did. That was second nature culture. I didn't even mean to. I didn't mean to.

[A]

Don't pull up to any establishment with any Dracos, please.

[B]

I said draco. Pull up to an establishment. And then I made a deep voice and then I dapped up. That was pop culture paying it cam.

[A]

Pop culture paying it cam. Bow cam. Get us out of here.

[B]

All right, thank you all so, so much for coming back. Episode 140 of the you should know podcast. Make sure to confuse the casuals and get your good karma with this week's secret code. What do you got, B, A, S bass or boss?

[A]

Braids are sick.

[B]

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