EATING BANNED SCHOOL LUNCHES CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast: EATING BANNED SCHOOL LUNCHES CHALLENGE!

Episode 227 – July 27, 2026
Hosted by Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Special Guest: Markel Washington

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Overview

In this lively episode of the You Should Know Podcast, best friends Peyton and Cam dive into the world of banned school lunches through history—culminating in a challenge (with a twist!) to eat retro school lunches just as wild (and sometimes as disgusting) as they sound. Between hilarious retellings of recent travel mishaps, behind-the-scenes tour stories, a spontaneous “Butt or Face?” children's book game, and musings on streamer culture, the hosts serve up their trademark blend of banter, personal confessions, and playful public shame.
Main Theme: Eating forgotten, often disturbing school lunches as a lens into social history and a platform for classic You Should Know pranks and dares.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. Tour Stories & Live Show Mishaps

[01:46–10:12]

• Peyton reveals how he acquired severe bruises on his legs after attempting to hype up a mellow Columbus, OH crowd twice during “Party in the USA”—resulting in an embarrassing, viral fall.
  • Quote [02:54, Peyton]: "Man, that’s nasty. It looks like I just ate the butt of Bevo."
  • Quote [05:23, Peyton]: "The song ends, right? And I go, that wasn’t good enough."
  • Quote [08:12, Peyton]: "All these poor girls were trying to help me up, and I'm so big. You can't help me."
• Cam counters with his own not-so-glamorous tour tale—his knee buckling during a move, which also circulated online.

2. Movie Theater Fiasco: Odyssey in 4D

[10:35–16:30]

• Peyton’s disastrous attempt to see “The Odyssey” in 70mm IMAX goes haywire when he accidentally buys a “4D experience” ticket.
  • Quote [13:44, Peyton]: "These mother—— get on a boat, and I get squirted out of nowhere with water. And I’m shaking."
  • Peyton describes a pregnant woman becoming violently seasick next to him; he bails after only 35 minutes.
  • Cam: “Best part of the story is you somehow match the energy of your own live shows even at a movie.”

3. Airport & Airplane Horrors

[16:47–30:29]

• Cam’s rapid-fire ordeal:
  • Witnesses an elderly man drop trousers to his ankles at the urinal—"Life is beautiful, man. It really is one big cycle." [18:09]
  • Leaves an unflushable poop for the next toilet occupant.
  • A child vomits at the airport entrance.
• Peyton’s airborne bathroom panic:
  • Flight descends into smoky, post-wildfire Boston air; Peyton has a stomach emergency.
  • Quote [27:33, Peyton]: “I have a public perspiration and I have to poop. That’s the three P’s.”
  • "I painted that white porcelain." [29:38]

4. Random Encounters & Personal Peeves

[24:01–26:00]

• Stranger lectures Peyton and friends about designer bags at the airport, physically grabbing his Louis Vuitton duffel.
  • Quote [25:34, Cam]: "That’s like saying, 'Is this Louis or Louis Vuitton?' You dumb—"
• Peyton rails against koozies:
  • Quote [56:45, Peyton]: "People that buy koozies are just lame… I automatically think you’re a loser. I'm sorry."

5. "Butt or Face?" – The Children’s Book Game

[32:01–36:51]

• Cam shares a puzzling new children's book called “Butt or Face?,” sparking disgust and laughter as the hosts guess if close-up animal photos are from the front or the back.
  • Quote [34:09, Peyton]: “Star nosed moles need to get extinct. We need to hunt them like wild hogs.”
  • Outrage grows at the book's sexual undertones and inappropriate choices for kids.

6. Viral Streaming Feats: Sincere or Staged?

[37:56–43:56]

• Cam introduces “HM Blaze(y),” a guy streaming himself walking 2,600 miles across America with a shopping cart.
  • Peyton and Cam are deeply skeptical:
  • Quote [39:15, Peyton]: “I don’t think it’s remarkable. I don’t respect that.”
  • Peyton also calls out a woman who allegedly kayaked across the ocean, expressing doubts about its authenticity.

7. Streamer University & Prank Culture

[44:01–48:25; 80:29–85:49]

• Event rehash: Streamer University, an on-campus live-streamed gathering of creators, is viewed as chaotic, destructive, and overwhelming for Peyton’s personality.
  • Markel Washington calls in [80:29] to confirm Peyton would not have survived socially or mentally at streamerU.
  • Quote [81:15, Markel]: “He would have been terrible. He would have... been getting stuffed in lockers and trash cans.”

8. The Banned School Lunches Challenge!

[64:51–79:49]

A. History of Banned U.S. School Lunches

• Peyton reads out banned lunches from each decade (1920s–2010s):
  • 1920s: “Pickled pig’s foot, raw milk, stewed prunes, tomato stuffed with cottage cheese” – banned for spreading stomach viruses.
  • 1930s: “Horse meat sandwich, raw onion, peanut butter, salty vegetable broth, lard pie”—banned (3,500 calories per meal), a Great Depression necessity.
  • 1940s: “Spam sandwich, ketchup soup, glass bottle Coca-Cola”—banned for low nutritional value.
  • 1950s: “Lamb brain, pickled pig salad, bread with butter stick and sugar, tart cherry juice”—banned for parasite risk.
  • 1960s: “Guinea pig testicles, hard-boiled eggs, tomato juice, candied cigarettes”—banned for animal rights/odor.
  • 1970s: “Quail nuggets, suspicious chili, deep fried Twinkies, black coffee”—banned due to random animal parts in chili.
  • Modern era (1990s+): Sugar-laden processed lunches banned for poor nutrition.
  • Quote [65:34, Cam]: "I would have been 75 pounds, I would have never eaten. Pickled pig’s foot."
  • Quote [67:18, Cam]: “To go to the next level...win money for a televised show, you have to eat lamb brain and a pickled pigfoot. And they were just like, here you go, Johnny."
  • Quote [69:28, Peyton]: “Some of the horse meat... it had hair in it.”

B. The Lunch Challenge Game

• Peyton offers Cam two options: eat quail nuggets (1970s) or let the audience pick his fate from any banned decade mentioned. Cam falls for the bait, picking the unknown (option 2)—now at the mercy of comment suggestions for what banned lunch to eat next week.
  • Quote [73:22, Cam]: "This isn’t real. You’re like the head man in Squid Games."

C. Homemade School Snack Taste Test

• Cam brings his childhood lunch snack: homemade peanut butter and cheese saltine cracker sandwiches. Peyton is forced to try it despite his disgust and admits: “I hate peanut butter and I hate cheese.” [79:16]

9. Other Memorable Moments & Hot Takes

• Debates: Are fireworks more impressive than self-driving cars? (Peyton says yes—[52:00])
• “Would you rather” game: Public moaning vs. clapping every time you sit/stand.
• Hilarious, spontaneous moaning demonstrations.
• Open disdain for people who use drink koozies at shows.
• Markel’s recap of the carnage at Streamer University: Milk on floors, broken furniture, “apocalyptic” cleanup bills ($100k+).
• Secret code for fans: “BSL” (Bad School Lunches).

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Notable Quotes

On Live Show Fails

Peyton [03:16]: “I almost broke my leg during a live show.”
Cam [06:17]: “Columbus was very, very church house.”

On Banned School Lunches

Peyton [65:03]: “In the 1920s, pickled pig’s foot… raw milk… stewed prunes... tomato stuffed with cottage cheese.”
Cam [65:34]: “I would have been 75 pounds, I would have never eaten. Pickled pig’s foot.”
Peyton [66:27]: “Horse meat sandwich, raw onion, peanut butter, salty vegetable broth, lard pie… 3,500 calories, that one meal.”
Cam [66:32]: “Salty broth, onions and peanut butter and horse… lard pie.”

On Personal Boundaries

Peyton [44:51]: “I don’t think I would leave my room at Streamer University.”
Markel [81:15]: “He would have... been getting stuffed in lockers and trash cans.”

On Modern School Snacks

Cam [75:29]: “So peanut butter crackers, homemade… then the tower some cheese.”
Peyton [79:16]: “I hate peanut butter and I hate cheese… I think I’m sweating.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Start | End | |-------------------------------------------------------------|-------|-------| | Live show & tour stories, Peyton’s Columbus incident | 01:10 | 10:12 | | Peyton’s Odysseus 4D theater disaster | 10:35 | 16:30 | | Air travel catastrophes (bathroom, bodily fluids, etc.) | 16:47 | 30:29 | | “Butt or Face?” children’s book game | 32:01 | 36:51 | | Streamer University/Streaming feats skepticism | 37:56 | 43:56 | | Ranting on koozies, fireworks, and American culture | 56:08 | 58:18 | | Banned school lunches challenge | 64:51 | 73:40 | | Retro school lunch snack taste-test | 75:01 | 79:49 | | Markel Washington on Streamer University | 80:29 | 85:49 |

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Conclusion & Call for Audience Participation

• The episode climaxes with anticipation: Cam must eat a banned school lunch selected by the audience from any of the wild, questionable, or outright disgusting menu items described.
  • Comment prompt: Which banned school lunch do YOU want Cam to eat? (Vote in the episode comments!)
• As always, the hosts tease Patreon-exclusive content—a deeper dive into tour stories this Wednesday (patreon.com/podcast).
• Secret code for listeners: BSL (Bad School Lunches)

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For Fans:

• Episode is a feast of throwback nostalgia, cringe-inducing food history, classic pranking, and outrageous storytelling—exactly why You Should Know dominates the “two funny best friends” genre.
• Be sure to comment which banned lunch should star in next week’s challenge!

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Transcript

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Are you. Dude, I. Your mouth disgusts me. After you drink espresso. Drink espresso. Your tongue is orange. Show them your tongue.

[Peyton]

We got co host K. Back in the building. Round of applause.

[Cam]

Back in the building.

[Peyton]

Dude, my tongue is bad. Yeah. Ooh. Come on now. Come on.

[Cam]

Dude, I'm not going to lie this short. An underwear combination is very, very scary. For testicular slippage.

[Peyton]

Dude, can I.

[Cam]

Why.

[Peyton]

Why are you so bruised?

[Cam]

No, I mean, they're everywhere. I guess when I compete in basketball, it's getting demolished.

[Peyton]

That was almost a month.

[Cam]

You can't talk about bruises.

[Peyton]

That was almost a month ago.

[Cam]

Peyton, your leg is yellow. You're a black man. Your leg is yellow. That is a 7 inch strip of blue and yellow. Those are huge.

[Peyton]

I have huge bruises on my legs. I have huge bruises on my legs. All up and down. It's because of Columbus, Ohio. Can I say that? No. It's swollen.

[Cam]

I didn't know it was that much.

[Peyton]

Don't. First of all, don't touch my socks. Second of all, don't laugh at me for my pain.

[Cam]

That Peyton, those are huge.

[Peyton]

I almost broke my leg during a live show.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Dude, you literally said. You said Columbus. Let's go. He looks like he just got out of prison. Real quick. You hit pure theater seat. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

So to explain this.

[Cam]

This comes up listening. I'm sorry, man.

[Markel]

It.

[Cam]

It overwhelms the room. That espresso, dude. It's like that and you're a little bit of tartar and it just a little plaque and just makes this big concoction.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I have dirty brown mouth right now. I got bad brown mouth. What's orange, really? It's because the.

[Cam]

Stick your tongue out and show them it's good. Do you want to see what your tongue looks like? Genuinely?

[Peyton]

I can see it. There's a viewfinder right there.

[Cam]

Do you see how orange that is?

[Peyton]

Man, that's nasty. It looks like I just ate the butt of Bevo.

[Cam]

He said, good morning. Hook him.

[Peyton]

I went like this.

[Cam]

I said, oh. He said, go horns. He said, hey, Bevo. Oh, dude, that's. I mean, yeah, we need to pray F that one.

[Peyton]

So this comes out after the Dallas show, correct?

[Cam]

Yes, sir. Two days after.

[Peyton]

Honestly, Great show.

[Cam]

Dallas, Texas. You showed up and showed out, hopefully.

[Peyton]

Yeah, we don't know yet.

[Cam]

We don't know yet.

[Peyton]

But there's a part of the show at the end of every show we had on tour where I would go out into the crowd and I would party in the USA with Miley. And so I almost broke my leg during a live show. So this happened in Columbus, Ohio. It was the end of the show. I went out in the crowd, and I like to party, and I'm rock star, and I'm a drunk.

[Cam]

You're just a big old degenerate kid.

[Peyton]

Dude, I love it.

[Cam]

You go, oh, dude, I love the buildup. Every time. Every show I loved, he said, no, no, no. You know what? I'm gonna come out there and party with you. Y' all ready to party? Hey, Terry. Elle, you go. Oh, you don't believe me? Watch this. You go out there with them and do. Okay, okay, Continue. And I'm gonna say something.

[Peyton]

So I go out into the crowd, right? And the Columbus show was a rough one. We're gonna get into a. It was a rough one on the Patreon exclusive that's coming out.

[Cam]

Ooh, you're getting the tea.

[Peyton]

This Wednesday, it's another review of the live shows, except for Dallas. Yeah, this is whole second leg of the tour reviews. You'll get that on the Patreon patreon.com podcast or link in the description. But it was good.

[Cam]

It was really good. I could never do that.

[Peyton]

But. So it was the show, right? I was. I couldn't tell if the crowd liked us. And that was internal because they were great. They're a fine crowd. It was all internal.

[Cam]

That's what I was gonna say.

[Peyton]

It was a fine crowd. So I go out into the crowd. I'm partying in the USA now. There's a certain level of excitement I expect when I get out there and, like, turned up and I wasn't receiving It.

[Cam]

There's also a certain level that you give.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So when you're giving 10 out of 10, you're getting four out of.

[Peyton]

It's a weird visual. Oh, yeah, it's a weird visual. It's like, you know, like, I could stop. I could go.

[Cam]

I could leave right now. I can walk to the green room. You literally like, come on, let's go. Like this.

[Peyton]

And so I'm like. I'm like, all right, I gotta turn this place up. The song ends right? And I go, that wasn't good enough.

[Cam]

Oh, dude.

[Peyton]

So I go, dariel, run that song back again. Arguably worst decision.

[Cam]

Arguably worst decision of the leg of the door. She said, you know what? You know what, Columbus? Y' all were so good. That was so much fun. Dario, run it again. I literally heard someone. Oh, man. And you can't see it. So the whole time he's out there. First off, love that for you. Love that for you.

[Peyton]

Oh, by the way, you can. This whole thing is on 800 different angles on TikTok.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

You can see this exact thing we're talking about on TikTok. Just look it up.

[Cam]

Internet. Peyton falling show or something. So now I stay on the stage when he leaves. He's doing his rock star lifestyle. Love that.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

But it is a. It is an incredible visual that I have because a lot of the shows, genuinely, it was a full blown party. Like, it was.

[Peyton]

It's so fun.

[Cam]

Dope.

[Peyton]

Columbus was two people.

[Cam]

Well, people are, like, jumping up and down with peeing, like. Like going crazy. It's like a. It's like a mosh pit to Miley Cyrus.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

That sound sick. Sick moment. Now. Columbus was very, very church house.

[Peyton]

A lot of white people in there.

[Cam]

Yeah. They said. And Peyton is trying his hardest to, like, summon the spirits out of these people.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that sounded weird.

[Cam]

The, like, spirit of vibing.

[Markel]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Try to get like, come on, come on, let's go.

[Peyton]

I'm in rock star mode.

[Cam]

And then they're just sitting there. So he goes, you know what? Run it back. And literally probably 20 people were like. They were just like.

[Peyton]

And the funny part is I look over right when I say run it back and the song starts. There's this tatted up dude, bald. Definitely not our demographic.

[Markel]

Oh, no.

[Peyton]

He was looking like this. And I was like, holy. Looks like he just got out of prison.

[Cam]

Yeah. I mean, we resorted to prisoner jokes in the middle of a rock concert.

[Peyton]

Turn my head and I get away from him. This is all on video.

[Cam]

He looks like, he just got out of prison. It took off. There was like a decent pop of laugh after that. And he goes, you know what? I gotta take it to the next notch. I gotta scale a seat. I need to climb. They're not giving it to me. So he literally, again, this is all on video. He goes, man, you mind if I.

[Peyton]

I think gotta move out of the way. I gotta get up here.

[Cam]

He literally goes like this. He goes, party in the. Ugh. He hits his leg. There's like seven people that. They go, oh, oh, oh, God, no.

[Peyton]

You can hear on these videos, you can hear the whole crowd going, yeah.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, dude, it is the greatest. And then now there is also some. That is an insane bruise that's swollen. It is like above the surface.

[Peyton]

No, it's. I've almost broke my leg, dude.

[Cam]

And there's. There's several. I've seen several angles that are like. Like this with the stage in the background. I literally. When you fall, I went like this. Oh, I was laughing. So.

[Peyton]

So, dude, it was so funny. And then, like, all the of these poor girls were trying to help me up, and I'm so big. You can't help me. And I couldn't find my footing. So it took me longer than usual.

[Cam]

So to.

[Peyton]

To get up there. So I get back up there. I'm embarrassed as this. I am so hot inside. And I'm like, just please, Ariel, put this song on two times or something, like 2x the speed. So I get back up. They held me up and I'm laughing. And now the crowd's back into it.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

So I'm like, okay, what do I do? I dance. I'm dancing. And then I saw a different angle on TikTok yesterday of the girl that was right under me. As soon as they help me up, I stand up and I'm riding the camera like this. Like, her whole phone is just my crotch moving. You might have to center that. I had a lot of movement.

[Cam]

Oh, oh, you've always got a lot of movement anyway, but.

[Peyton]

So there's an angle and it's like. Like the whole cage is my pelvis in that camera. And I didn't realize I was doing that.

[Cam]

There's no way.

[Peyton]

So bad. It's so bad.

[Cam]

That is So. I can 100 see that. Just. You're like. Because you're not looking down at them.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And she's just recording. It's just hitting her phone.

[Peyton]

Hey, dude, you. You can't make fun of me. Your knee buckled. It's going pretty viral. Right now. That was bad.

[Cam]

That was full blown. That's father too.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I wasn't rock starring Miley. I wasn't doing none of that.

[Peyton]

You've been a lot more calm since the last tour. And like last year you were dancing, breaking down, and they did a go camp. When this one, you're very much like, I can't move like I used to.

[Cam]

I'm kind of like pushing the narrative. Like, hey, I love that. I love the chance. I might give you a little. I might give you right here. I can't do this whole. Anymore. I can't do that. I don't possess none of that.

[Peyton]

And so you tried to in that

[Cam]

one show and I literally about fell on. Like, I about fell out. That's what I'm saying. I can't do that. Half a million, like, yeah, I can't. And it was a simple move. I'm literally going. And I went too low and my knee, my left knee just turned off. It literally was like, turn off. And it went and I fell.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. So it's. There's a lot of stories that come out of this second leg of tour and you can get those all this Wednesday on the patreon.patreon.com podcast. Any tier gets the Patreon exclusives. Dude, it was so fun. Thank you. I'm really good at my job. It's so. It's so funny, bro. All this stuff that happens. I kind of want to get into some of it. Maybe I'll get into it later, but I have something that happened. We just got home a couple days ago.

[Cam]

Yes, we did.

[Peyton]

And I've been telling you I want to go see the Odyssey.

[Cam]

You went.

[Peyton]

I went to see the Odyssey, but only some of it.

[Cam]

Okay. Okay. There's so much wrong with that one sentence. One. You went without me? Yeah.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. I don't plan on doing things with you anymore. It takes too much. It's too much work to go do.

[Cam]

Something takes a text.

[Peyton]

No, it's scheduling.

[Cam]

No. Yeah, but a text, an initial text. Hey, you don't have to change anything for me. You say, hey, I'm going at 8 tomorrow. If you want to come, you can. Oh, that's up to me to schedule my own.

[Peyton]

Okay. It's true.

[Cam]

Sorry. But I went, so I just don't give a.

[Peyton]

No, I went, like, as soon as we went, I got home, I knew there's no chance of you going, oh,

[Cam]

I was in Oklahoma.

[Peyton]

You were in Oklahoma? Yeah.

[Markel]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

The funeral. Yeah, Rip. And so I was like, I'm just going. I need to go see this movie.

[Cam]

That's fair.

[Markel]

Okay?

[Cam]

That's fair. Now to the biggest disappointment of that statement. You saw some of it. Question mark? Question mark? Question mark.

[Peyton]

About 35 minutes of a three hour movie. Yeah. And I left. I left the Odyssey within 35 minutes of seeing it.

[Cam]

You need to defend yourself right now.

[Peyton]

It's not my fault. It's not my fault. No, it's not. Don't do that. Take a shot.

[Cam]

Take a shot.

[Peyton]

No, it's not. It's. It's not my fault. Really. It's the movie theater's fault. So if you don't know, the Odyssey was filmed on IMAX and it's like very rare that movies get 7 millimeter film. Yes. And so everybody's saying, you got to go. Go see it in 70 millimeter IMAX. 70 millimeter IMAX. 70 Millimeter IMAX. I said, God, okay. And so, you know, I've been. Have. I've been cursed with movie theaters recently. People taking pictures with me, people talking.

[Cam]

I'll ask him, hey, man, we get this flash on in the middle of a film. Crazy.

[Peyton]

So I go see the Odyssey and I'm like, okay, I got to find a 70 millimeter in Dallas. So I'm like, okay, let me look. Well, I'm also not good at scheduling stuff and like booking stuff for myself. I built a team to do that for me. Right. Because I know I'm not good at this. But I was like, you know what? This is a personal matter. I can't get the team on it. So let me do this myself. I go.

[Cam]

You go. You go. So it's weird. I showed up, we're watching Freakier Friday, and no.

[Peyton]

So I go book this movie. And it was. It was way more expensive than a normal movie ticket. So I was like, this has to be 70 millimeter IMAX. And I looked up 70 millimeter IMAX when I. Whenever I booked this. So it has to be 70 millimeter.

[Cam]

It should be.

[Peyton]

And it was a theater I've never been to. I go into the theater, right? And I look up at the screen and I'm like, this screen looks pretty normal. Like, this looks like a normal theater. Maybe it expands when the show starts. I don't know.

[Cam]

The walls pop out.

[Peyton]

Yeah, maybe something like that. I've never been. I sit in my theater and it's like big seats. I was like, this is weird. Like elevated and like, I don't know. And there's buttons on the seat. Why are there buttons on the sage.

[Cam]

You went to another dine in accidentally.

[Peyton]

No, I'm there, right? And the movie starts, right? I'm like, okay, the screen's the same size. What the. Why am I moving? Why the am I moving, dawg? These mother get on a boat, and

[Cam]

I get squirted

[Peyton]

out of nowhere with water. And I'm shaking. I'm like, this. With a popcorn. Like, what the.

[Cam]

I'm like, you're like, what the.

[Peyton]

Dog, I'm getting dizzy. My popcorn's all over me. And, dude, you know the panic in my eyes whenever I'm shaking and stirred. Yeah, dude. And. And then the movie theater starts getting cold.

[Cam]

Like, dog, what the.

[Peyton]

I'm like, what's going on now? I. I don't know if everybody else was signed up for the God. Roller coaster movie experience. I look over to my right. There's this woman, and she's pregnant. And I'm like, this can't be good. This can't be good.

[Cam]

A lot of movement, ma'. Am.

[Peyton]

She's literally, like, starting to, like, deteriorate on the spot. And now I'm not worried about Tom Holland. I'm looking at her like, well, is she okay? Do we need to call for a medical emergency on her?

[Cam]

Medical emergency?

[Peyton]

All of a sudden, she goes, oh, Like, the. Like, the most. Like, throw up quietly the most. She wanted.

[Cam]

I was like, yeah. I'm like, yeah, right. I was like, oh.

[Markel]

Oh.

[Peyton]

She wanted everybody to know I'm throwing up.

[Cam]

Oh, you're pregnant. Cool. And so I see the throw.

[Peyton]

I'm. I'm immediately. I'm. I can't do this anymore. I'm wet. I'm cold. Just throw up next to me. And. And then this. She was an attention because she goes, sorry, I'm seasick. Get the.

[Cam]

Oh, my cheeks.

[Peyton]

I got up. I left, bro. I haven't. I've seen the first 35. I can tell, y', all it looks great so far for the part that I was not dizzy for. That's unbelievable. That's the worst movie theater ever.

[Cam]

You said it's like. Starts the opening credits. You just go. He just squirted on my Odysseus. Yeah. Oh, Peyton, I need a second. I need a second. Real life, the fact she said, sorry, I'm seasick.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I would have hit my button and been like, as soon as the person came, like, she needs to leave. I'm completely fine. That woman needs to get out.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

She's just being an idiot.

[Peyton]

So bad, bro.

[Cam]

Holy.

[Peyton]

Okay, dude. Apparently, someone threw up during our Live show, too.

[Cam]

Really?

[Peyton]

I heard. I think it was those two drunk in Orlando, probably.

[Cam]

Oh, he sucked. Anyway, y' all suck. You know who you are, and you suck. Oh, I want to say a lot more. Well, we'll talk about on Patreon, maybe on [e-mail]. yeah. Anyway. Okay.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's.

[Cam]

What happened to you. What happened to me? So, a quick backstory. We. Our Chicago show was Saturday. We all left Sunday morning. I had to get on a separate flight to go to Oklahoma City. So I left without y'.

[Markel]

All Right.

[Peyton]

Earliest.

[Markel]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Really early.

[Cam]

I wanted to wake you up to kind of piss you off. I said, man, let me not.

[Peyton]

I was expecting a kiss on the forehead or something.

[Cam]

I was gonna go for, like, a hug on. But sleeping out, by the way, was it. I woke up and I saw, like. I'm talking a full plumber crack. Yeah, like, you were sleeping. Your shorts were on, but they were about yay low. So it's like. I don't know what that was all about. And then it was just a little bit of tiger stripes.

[Peyton]

I don't like sleeping with my butt closed. I mean, it's like a close at a fish's gills.

[Cam]

I gotta get restrained.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I gotta get some airflow in there. I'm like a tunnel.

[Cam]

Jesus. Okay, so I leave wide open.

[Peyton]

Tunnel.

[Cam]

God. I go to the airport early. When I tell you I don't know what we did. Like, I don't know what we did for these airport curses.

[Peyton]

Planes. Yeah.

[Cam]

A trifecta all happened in five minutes.

[Peyton]

Oh, God.

[Cam]

So I go to the airport. I go to the bathroom. Now, I get in there, and it's one of those. Like, one of those bathrooms. Just a quick one in between the big main.

[Peyton]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Cam]

Like two stalls. Yes, yes, yes. So I'm waiting on a stall because I got poop, right? I'm waiting on a stall, and I'm sitting there up against the wall, and an old man walks in.

[Peyton]

How old are we talking?

[Cam]

I'm talking like, 80, 85.

[Peyton]

Pretty old back end back into the air.

[Cam]

Oh, back in back. Last day, a couple, like. I mean, it's real close.

[Peyton]

He's almost in puppet territory.

[Cam]

100%. 100%. He's walking. He goes, oh, excuse me, sonny. Excuse me. And I was like, okay, yeah, no problem, sir. No problem. So I turn, I'm standing, looking at the stalls, right? Just waiting to see someone walk out. The urinals are right across from the stalls as they normally are.

[Peyton]

Yes, yes.

[Cam]

This old man literally goes like this. Okay, excuse me. He's going to the urinal. He goes, okay, excuse me, sonny. He gets there and he goes, His pants, his belt, his underwear, all the way down to his ankles for the urinal. Like a four year old. All the way down to his ankles. I mean, life is beautiful, man. It really is one big cycle. All the way down. And now, now this, you can take this with a grain of salt, right? I have good peripheral vision.

[Peyton]

How is he looking at this point?

[Cam]

I'm not attempting to look. I'm looking at the stalls. I'm like, please. Oh, it's, it's not. Oh, no, it's not about. It's not about what he's working with. It's about what he did. This man dropped his. All the way to the ground.

[Peyton]

No, I swear on everything.

[Cam]

He just got a massive, massive handful of his own nuts and just started chew it. Just started fondling himself. And I went, I was like, man. I said, man, pinch it off, man. I said, come on, bro, come on. Hey, you good? You good?

[Peyton]

So that's the first thing.

[Cam]

So then the guy leaves the stall.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I'm sitting there just like, what the hell just happened?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Just watch an 80 year old drop his drawers.

[Markel]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

God bless.

[Cam]

So now I go in there, I take a hellacious poop. I mean, it's a tremendous poop. Pooped every bit of that.

[Peyton]

Okay, okay, come on, poop it out.

[Cam]

No, toilet won't flush. Oh, yeah. And I just took a.

[Peyton]

Come on, come on, come on, come on, bro.

[Cam]

It doesn't flush. And I'm like, man, I gotta get on this plane.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So I leave. So again, there's only two stalls. When I leave, another guy was waiting on mine.

[Peyton]

Oh, Cam.

[Cam]

He walks right into it. And I literally hear the guy go, man, what the. And I went, yeah, I gotta get out of here. And I just left the bathroom. Went to another bathroom to wash my hands. I. I couldn't take the, like, I don't get like embarrassed too often. He goes, man, what the, man? I went, yep, I'm out. I said, headphones on. Legendary love. I just walked straight to the next bathroom, wash my hands. Final part.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

I get out of this bathroom. It literally just washed my hands.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I walk out, there's a seven year old threw up right in front of the bathroom. That all happened in about five minutes.

[Peyton]

No way.

[Cam]

All happened about five minutes. He literally just. Tummy ache right there with his mom. He's clearly trying to make it to the bathroom. Threw up right in Front of the bathroom, dude. And I'm just like, man, I just got to get to C12. Excuse me. Like it. And I'm just like, what? An airport is like. An airport is like a melting pot of just ups.

[Peyton]

Airports are the worst thing.

[Cam]

I mean, when you really think about hygiene, walk in, there's a guy taking the craziest, the craziest. Altitude, constipation, his life.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And you look at the sink and there's a guy from another part of the world brushing his teeth. Dude, it's on a 12 hour flight

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

What does that even do?

[Peyton]

So it was that same day at the same airport. Me, K, Rob, and Dario were there after you.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And so me, Kobe and Dario were sitting alone, by the way, like, just on our own section, waiting on our plane to board. And we're talking, right? We're just making jokes. We're having a good time.

[Markel]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And we were on Instagram, and this guy we know, he had. He was showing his bag collection. He has a bunch of duffel bags. Like designer duffel bags. And we, outside of our like, like wealth class, we. I don't know what these are.

[Cam]

Gotcha.

[Peyton]

And then, so we're talking about it, this lady comes and sits down, and I'm like, okay with so many other seats, right? She's about 40 or something like that white. And so we're talking, and then Robbie go, we're talking about this bag. And we're all looking at it. And Robbie goes, zetta, you think that's an Hermes or a Birkin? And I go, ah, I don't know. I mean, Hermes maybe looks like a Birkin. And then she goes, hermes is Birkin. What are you even talking about?

[Cam]

Excuse me. The random woman said that.

[Peyton]

Random woman said that. And so I'm like. I'm like, holy. First of all, why are you listening? Second of all, why are you chiming in?

[Cam]

I mean, ear hustling like a son of a.

[Peyton]

And then. And then Robbie goes, excuse me. Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Markel]

Oh.

[Cam]

What did Robbie say?

[Peyton]

And so my duffel bag is sitting on the ground, right? It's a Louis Vuitton.

[Cam]

Say it again. Say it again real slow.

[Peyton]

She goes, that's like saying. She grabs my bag and picks it up.

[Cam]

She goes, that's like saying, is this

[Peyton]

Louis or Louis Vuitton? It's the same thing. Drops it on the ground. I almost kicked that right now. Hold on, hold on.

[Cam]

No, she did not.

[Peyton]

Picks my.

[Cam]

That's like saying Is this Louis or Louis Vuitton? You dumb.

[Peyton]

I'm like, hold on. And then we got on the plane. This 38F.

[Cam]

I know you ain't talking about up high. I know you ain't saying nothing about no Louie. 38F. What you say? Can't hear you. 38F. Picking up my Louis vatoon. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Peyton]

You know, it was crazy.

[Cam]

Thank God I wasn't there.

[Markel]

Ooh.

[Cam]

I would have karened out for you. I would have been like, never mind. I'm doing good. It's been a good day so far.

[Peyton]

Hey, dude. Yeah, it's. Airports are all. It's a wonder. Wonder of people. It's. It's so dirty. I have a plain story too, though. Sorry we're so story heavy right now. But this is.

[Cam]

I mean, lots happened.

[Peyton]

It's about tour. Whenever we were flying to Boston, right? We're flying to Boston now. I didn't know that Canadian was on fire.

[Cam]

The Canadian? Yeah, Canada on a crazy amount of fire.

[Peyton]

And so we land in. In Boston. The whole sky is orange.

[Cam]

We landed in like, the, like the set of like, Dune.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

Nuts.

[Peyton]

Right? And so I instantly get, like. While we're over Boston, like, right before we land, I'm getting instant, like, hits of smoke getting into our plane. I'm like, oh, we're going. This bird's going down.

[Cam]

So. Wow, this is it. Like a really Boston.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Couldn't die somewhere better.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So I'm. I'm like, oh, coughing. A couple of you are coughing on the plane. And I'm looking, I'm like, why is it so smoky outside? I guess I get allergic to the smoke. It instantly my stomach up.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

And so, Cam, you're sitting a couple rows behind me. I'm like, one of those pains in your stomach. That is like biblical. Like, it is like. Like, this is the worst stomachache I've ever had.

[Cam]

You literally, like, you were gripping.

[Peyton]

I'm grabbing onto the side, and I'm like this, like, leaned over. I start to sweat. I begin to perspirate. I don't like perspirating publicly. No public perspiration. I. I have a public perspiration and I have to poop. That's the three P's. And so I'm like, this.

[Cam]

The triple P's of sin.

[Peyton]

And now I have to. I have to like, violently diarrhea. But I like, we're on the descent, right?

[Cam]

And so you.

[Peyton]

The seatbelt sign is on. You may not go to that bathroom. And even If I go to that bathroom, I can't poop on a plane. You cannot do that.

[Cam]

The four pieces of sin, Public perspiration. Pooping on plane.

[Peyton]

Can't do it. It's a four P's. It's quadruple peas. And so I'm like this. I'm sweating. I. I'm like this. I look back at Cam because he's not in first class.

[Cam]

I look.

[Peyton]

I. I look back at Cam and I like, I have this craziest face ever. Dude, explain to him how he turned around.

[Cam]

Cuz now I might have not been the first. I was very close to it. I was the first row outside of first. Some call that second. Anyway, he looks back, he went. I said, oh, yeah, you okay? He goes, no. I was like, text me. The literal text he sent me said, I have to something crazy. And I went, oh, poor Bo.

[Peyton]

And so I get to the point where I, like, I'm looking down at the ground and y' all know this. If anybody's been, like, sick. To the point where, like, you start to hallucinate. The ground was patterned and it started moving. Say I was on an acid trip, and I was like, oh, no. I'm 40,000ft in the air. I have to publicly perspirate and poop on a plane. And I unbuckle my seat. I swear to God, I unbuckle my seat, and I start hitting one of these like this. The flight attendant comes over. She's like, seat belt on. I go. And so I don't know if you know this. So I get off the plane. I. I poop so much.

[Cam]

You left us with tremendous speed.

[Peyton]

I ran off the plane. I pushed over this wheelchair. It was so bad. Like, move.

[Cam]

That was your most white moment ever. The second you heard the ding, he went.

[Peyton]

Ran off the plane. And so. And during the Boston show, there's a part of the show where we have to get off stage. I ran to the back. I didn't even hit the toilet.

[Cam]

No, you didn't.

[Peyton]

I painted that white porcelain.

[Cam]

I could.

[Peyton]

The lid was closed, and we were on a time crunch. I got like, a minute and a half before we have to get back on stage. I literally all over that toilet.

[Cam]

You are. You are lying.

[Peyton]

I'm sure we're gonna get in voice soon.

[Cam]

You told me you went to get a High Noon.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, I went. I went on that bathroom.

[Cam]

It was real bad. Hayden. Stephen Harden. No, you did not.

[Peyton]

Boston. What's that theater called?

[Cam]

Oh, God, Wilbur.

[Peyton]

Hey. I'm all over the Wilbur, it was bad. Oh, to God.

[Cam]

They don't see.

[Peyton]

Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you. It's like all over the age.

[Cam]

Just chopping it up with Robbie. Yeah, because y' all are always so tweaked on the top. Y' all be like, dude, you were about to go out right now. There's like 50 seconds left. I'm always just like, all right, all right, we're good. We got time. And I was like, man. I said, the green room's, like, right there. I was like, where? He's still getting a high new.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you did not. All over. It's on the handle. It's on everything. It almost hit the sink. It was bad. I'm sorry. It's disgusting. What were you going to talk about?

[Cam]

Okay, I. I have something. I have something for you. It crazy.

[Peyton]

Just talked about poop, but you have something for me. There's no one else here.

[Cam]

Oh, I got something. I got something for that. What if I said for that guy. There's a guy standing there.

[Peyton]

Did you see that guy during our tour? He was like, in every show of the second leg of the tour, he was like, in the back. He kept looking at me. It's like that one.

[Cam]

That one video from the club, and

[Peyton]

it was just like him. He was like this. He didn't have. He went to five shows, didn't laugh at one. He was like this at the back. I swear to God, he bothered me every show. You know, when I started recording the crowd at the end, it was for evidence. It wasn't for, like, to get the crowd. I posted it on Tick Tock for a reason. He's in the back.

[Cam]

What if we looked at the video? You can clearly see he's like this every single.

[Peyton]

I'm sure we can find it.

[Cam]

No, we need. Oh, there's to be. There's few repercussions if we can find him in video like this.

[Peyton]

Yeah. In multiple cities. There's repercussions. Yeah. Go ahead.

[Cam]

Anyway. Anyway, I got home finally, late. Late Sunday night, and I walk in and the house is crazy because, you know, my wife has been there with the kids and whatnot and everything. And there's a book with all my son's books that I haven't seen this book before. It's a new book. Let me look at it. This book for Malachi.

[Markel]

Oh, no.

[Peyton]

Was that but or face. Can you tell which end you're looking at?

[Cam]

This is a children's book. No, it's not that Has a collection of or faces.

[Peyton]

Carrie Lavelle's going, whoever that is. Carrie Lavelle. Who's ever wrote that?

[Cam]

It's going to L. So I picked it up.

[Peyton]

Who bought that for your kid?

[Cam]

That was my exact. I said, who? The purchases. I said, no, no. Make yourself known right now.

[Peyton]

He doesn't even know all his colors.

[Cam]

It was Lolly. Yeah. He came saying. Yeah. He goes, raro. But you want to look at anyway. So does.

[Peyton]

But.

[Cam]

So I look at this and I go, this.

[Peyton]

I really want to keep it.

[Cam]

I think I'm crying.

[Peyton]

I really do want to keep it, but I'm not sure we can.

[Cam]

I think we can. I think we can.

[Peyton]

We'll figure that one in the post.

[Cam]

So anyway, this is a literal book. Yeah. Of butts or faces. And we're gonna play.

[Peyton]

Oh my God. Okay, Butts or faces. Here we go.

[Cam]

Butterface.

[Peyton]

Butter face. That's what we used to call that's bad in high school. Oh, she a butterface.

[Cam]

She's a butter face. Yeah. All right, here we go.

[Peyton]

That's bad. All right, here we go.

[Cam]

First one and I'll. It's gonna be on the screen, so

[Peyton]

you can play along with this.

[Cam]

Here we go. All right, there's what you're looking at.

[Peyton]

Do I not get the animal?

[Cam]

Oh, no, you just get a little quick little picture.

[Peyton]

That's face.

[Cam]

It's a butt.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

But one's a butt of a. A cuuba dwarf frog.

[Peyton]

So that's just so lame. I thought it was like animals we would know. Okay, I know the next one. That's definitely a zebra butt.

[Cam]

That's a zebra. But he says, okay, that is the butt of a zebra. Yo, you thought it was a zebra. It's an okapaki.

[Peyton]

See? No, it's a zebra.

[Cam]

Look at that. Next picture.

[Peyton]

That's demonetized. We can't have that. We can't have that. I can't have that. I don't want to know what that is.

[Cam]

Look at your face.

[Peyton]

I might have to get censored depending on what that is. What is that? I pray to God that's a face. I pray to God they wouldn't put that in a kid's book.

[Cam]

It's a face of a star nosed mole.

[Peyton]

Star nosed moles need to get extinct. We need to hunt them like wild hogs. I don't know what that is and what the purpose of those to this earth is. A star nose. Oh, I know some people that would love a star nose.

[Cam]

Oh, look at that thing. Look at that.

[Peyton]

That looks like a Demogorgon. I hate that. Okay, is it a butt or a face? It's like, I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is.

[Cam]

That's a butt. Think. Think about this. A Promethea moth caterpillar's rear end has a female smiley face built in.

[Peyton]

Can I see this?

[Cam]

We think we're. We think we're sexual creatures.

[Peyton]

Can I say this? First of all, Lolly needs to stop watching your children. Lolly needs to stop watching your children. Second of all, whoever's buying this for kids, you know, they. You know how they got rid of certain books in schools? They need to get rid of this book for children. Like, I don't ever want. I don't want my nephew reading.

[Cam]

We need to put out so we didn't start a gofundme a citizen's arrest

[Peyton]

for Carrie Lavelle, and I'm not gonna. Your kids, like, what, 18 months old? 17 months. He doesn't even know what butts are. He doesn't know what that. Like, this book isn't for his age group. Like, what is this? This is the dumbest book ever. This is so stupid. I'm sorry. I. I hate this book. Oh, my God, I hate that.

[Cam]

I'm so glad you had the exact same reaction as me. I literally picked it up. I said, you're out of your mind. Because I saw that, and I said, this can't. I said, this is. I was like, this can't.

[Peyton]

That cat's not a good book.

[Cam]

That is insanity. Oh, my God. Huh? There's a sequel.

[Peyton]

What is it? Is it. Is it.

[Cam]

Or throw.

[Peyton]

What's a sequel to that? What is that? What do you mean there's a sequel? I hate this.

[Cam]

Butter face. Revenge of the Butts. She. She doubled down on this. Carrie's a sick.

[Peyton]

Carrie Lavelle's a freak. I mean, she makes a. Is this. Is this your cat? What is it like? I don't know.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Okay, now the odds of you not seeing this, pretty low. But have you seen that guy? And I might say his name wrong. It's like HM Blaze, HM Blazey, something like that.

[Peyton]

He's an underground rapper. I don't listen to that.

[Cam]

He's not, he's not a. I mean he might make music. I don't know.

[Peyton]

He sounds like a rapper.

[Cam]

He is walking the entirety of our country by foot with a shopping cart and he's streaming the entire progress.

[Peyton]

There's a guy walking our country, the whole country, He's.

[Cam]

He's seven days away from finishing his journey.

[Peyton]

See, I hate people like that. I so dumb. I'm not gonna shout to H.M. blaze. H& M. Whatever. What does that mean? With a shopping cart? What does that mean?

[Cam]

Like, it has his lifeline. It like a generator, a tent. So he's literally. He's done 2600 miles. 2600 miles on foot like this with a cart. He's not just walking freely, he's pushing a car.

[Peyton]

Is it for why?

[Cam]

I think he's doing it for charity. I think he's doing it for a charity.

[Peyton]

I don't understand that either. I don't get that what about that is charitable? I don't.

[Cam]

I think people. So the people donate to him and they give me. Oh, keep it. Keep it going. Blazey blase and whatever.

[Peyton]

So is he famous already?

[Cam]

I mean, he's just streaming it. I have. I've never heard about him before. He could be.

[Markel]

I don't know.

[Peyton]

Is there. Is there any context to this?

[Cam]

There's. Oh, no, no. I wanted to, like. A, that's a remarkable feat.

[Peyton]

B, I don't think it's remarkable. I don't respect that. The charity. I do. Let me put that.

[Cam]

I don't.

[Peyton]

I don't. I will never. I will never watch somebody walk across the country and be like, wow, you're great. I don't get it.

[Cam]

Oh, I would. You're coming from that. Guys, I would never tune into that show either.

[Peyton]

No, no, it's not tuning in. I don't think that's cool.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. I would never be the guy walking either.

[Peyton]

I'm not saying that either. I don't think it's cool that he's doing it. I don't think you're. Wait, why?

[Markel]

Why?

[Cam]

No, no, honestly, I don't think it's cool. It's like.

[Peyton]

And I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I'm sorry. I don't believe you. Oh, dude. And let me double down. Let me double down on this. Did you see the girl that was kayaking across the ocean?

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

There's this girl, and she just got home.

[Cam]

There's this.

[Peyton]

There's this woman, and she kayaked across the whole ocean. Oh. And she livestreamed the whole thing. Oh.

[Markel]

Oh.

[Cam]

Is it Starlink?

[Peyton]

A. Oh. And then apparently, like, she had all of her food in the boat with her, and she slept on there, and she.

[Cam]

She.

[Peyton]

She.

[Cam]

She used the bathroom.

[Peyton]

Yes. And she lost track of time, but she had the track of time through a sundial or something. I'm. I'm butchering how she did this.

[Cam]

But then.

[Peyton]

Oh, okay, let me say this. And she, like, achieved something. She's, like the first woman to do this. I don't want to take away from her. Congratulations.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

If it's real. Okay, Can I put my conspiracido bag on? You're faking it.

[Cam]

How are they faking?

[Peyton]

You're faking it. How does that make sense? Because she. First of all. First of all, if I'm rowing my boat across the ocean for months on end, you're either gonna lose a tremendous amount of weight or you're gonna be so Sunburnt and sun deprived that you look like a raisin.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

She got off the boat to a mariachi band in Hawaii for. There's so many people, there's. And then she came off the boat, right? And you would think like if I've been sitting down for six months,

[Cam]

I'm like, oh, oh. I get off of a, I get

[Peyton]

off a four hour plane and I can't stand up.

[Markel]

Great.

[Peyton]

I'm there like this.

[Cam]

I'm hunchback of Notre Dame for four hour plane ride.

[Peyton]

Got off the, off the boat, she was like this.

[Cam]

And then she, she.

[Peyton]

And then she attended a party that was for her.

[Cam]

You know, if you don't get off and immediately, immediately go to the emergency room. Yeah, I would need, you have to

[Peyton]

have doctors on standby.

[Cam]

I would need a banana bag the size of a Civic.

[Peyton]

And she had a speech to the people, which is fine. You know, I know it's. She did it standing. No, you didn't.

[Cam]

She would have been in that. It's been a tremendous. Like there's no way. And dude. Okay, but okay.

[Peyton]

Not one shark.

[Cam]

Not one shark. Not one 800 pound male tuna. Are you crazy? Nothing the sun didn't scorch you to hell.

[Peyton]

It doesn't make sense. I agree.

[Cam]

Okay. I'm kind of like, I like to give people their props.

[Peyton]

I know you do. I know you do.

[Cam]

Soft heart. But dude, at some point it's like, well, what the.

[Peyton]

You're a liar and you are a liar.

[Cam]

It's like,

[Peyton]

you are a liar. And I'm not saying that with certainty. I'm saying it because I know I couldn't even attempt to do that.

[Cam]

Might be some jealousy 100%. But okay, in the, in the conspiracy. Tinfoil.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

How do they fake it though? Like, how does one go about faking it?

[Peyton]

Same way we went to the moon, man.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, no, that's not, that's, that's 100%. But like if you're say, say she was live streaming 24 7.

[Peyton]

I don't know if she was. And if she was, I can't name one person that walk that all the way through.

[Cam]

So there's always, there's always a crack.

[Peyton]

Oh, dude, I know people that go on these marathons, these subathons. Oh. And they're not on screen actually that whole time.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, yeah. It's been proven like eight hour streams. It's literally pre recorded. Yeah. It's not true. And they just look at the chat. They're like, oh, dude, that's Hilarious. Anyway, back to.

[Peyton]

You want me to do what?

[Cam]

They're sleep in the bed? Yeah, they're sleeping.

[Markel]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

No, I know.

[Cam]

That's insane.

[Peyton]

I know.

[Cam]

Oh, I know. Hear me out.

[Peyton]

Hear me out. If you.

[Cam]

If you did streaming and you got big enough, I think he would do that.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah, you give me enough capital. I am lying to you. I'm sorry, dude.

[Cam]

It's like. It's like a gifted comes in. It's like. It's like P. You're so funny. And by the way, do you have an Almond Joy in your pocket right now in the pre recording? You're like, dude, Fruit Loops are all the same. Anyway, man, it's so bad. Yours would be like an under. Like an under budgeted pre recording. Like, what the.

[Peyton]

Dude, speaking of live streaming, did you see Streamer University, man?

[Cam]

Wow, A lot happened there. Sick.

[Peyton]

Are you okay?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You sound like a robot. Wow. Lot happened. Really cool. Fun. Sick. I'm human.

[Cam]

Is this Earth?

[Peyton]

Calm down.

[Cam]

I think I was in the middle of catching my breath.

[Peyton]

No, dude, streamer.

[Cam]

You was.

[Peyton]

It was insane, though. The whole time. Maybe it's because I am like a supreme psychopath.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

And like, what's the word when you love yourself? Conceited.

[Cam]

Yeah, maybe.

[Peyton]

It's like I'm so involved in myself. Anytime I was watching anything from Streamer University, I was imagining myself there. Could you imagine me at Streamer University?

[Cam]

Oh, no. Oh, no, I could not. You'd literally be like, yeah, we can do that. You go to class. Class. I'm gonna go to my room.

[Peyton]

I don't think I would leave my room. I think I'd be the only person in Streamer University to never leave my dorm room.

[Cam]

No, there was another woman. There was a woman. She actually was. She's like in her 50s.

[Peyton]

Yes, but that's different. Yes, Mrs. Puzzles.

[Cam]

Yeah, I just love puzzles. You're 27, sexy, and a bachelor. You should be outside in the room.

[Peyton]

No, I. I don't think I could do Streamer University.

[Cam]

I don't think you could either. With the most certainty in my. In my entire heart, soul and life.

[Peyton]

If you don't know what Streaming University is, basically, Kat, one of the biggest streamers in the world takes a. Like a bunch of these streamers. He rents out a whole college campus and has them live on there for five days.

[Cam]

That's insane. Dude. Dude. Okay, now. Okay, you got in that bag that conceded. Can I get in the Karen bag? What? I would be. All you black people, calm down. Stop throwing things I go, you're out here just hollering, man, put it down. Put it down. It's 11pm no, that is not the route you got funny, Mike. It's not so funny. So funny when I hit your that invoice, huh? No, I am saying not from that stance at all. The sheer destruction of property, it always. It slightly upsets me. Oh no.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it does.

[Cam]

It's like. It honestly does make me a little heated. I'm like, why can you not like there to me there does not have to be a correlation of let's burn everything down and have fun.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

You're setting off fireworks and like this. This is a real building. And they're not gonna pay.

[Peyton]

No, they're gonna. Well, somebody's paying. Oh Kai.

[Cam]

Yeah, they're gonna get on a plane lean, be like, dude lit. There's blood on the wall, there's Nutella smeared smelling words on. On real kids dorm.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I know, it's crazy.

[Cam]

There's a firework set off. Yeah, it's like they broke this.

[Peyton]

Somebody came in smoking weed.

[Cam]

Yeah, they're smoking weed and it's like, are we in a riot?

[Peyton]

So our friend Markel Washington was there.

[Cam]

Dude, he killed.

[Peyton]

He killed it. I want to call him real quick and I want him to see. I want to ask him how he thinks I would fare at Streamer University.

[Cam]

Oh my God, he ate too.

[Peyton]

He got best club. Stop saying that. I hate that. You've been saying that. That eats. Honestly, that eats. You've been saying that so much.

[Cam]

You literally were on stage for a thousand people and you're the clock it.

[Peyton]

Yes. Cuz I'm a bad.

[Cam]

Okay, so I can't be a bade it.

[Markel]

Your call has been forwarded.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

Worst case scenario.

[Cam]

Worst case scenario. He. He didn't. He did not answer. He said, oh no. Do we test it? Do I call him?

[Peyton]

You call him if he answer. If he answers your call. If he answer. I'm not talking. I'm not going to speak.

[Cam]

If he.

[Peyton]

If he answers your call, I'm not.

[Markel]

I going to.

[Cam]

Don't speak.

[Peyton]

Know speak.

[Cam]

Here we go.

[Peyton]

No, if he answers your call, I'm not going to speak.

[Cam]

If he answers my call.

[Peyton]

Do you just call him?

[Cam]

Defriend him. Just call him. Here we go.

[Peyton]

Oh my God. If he calls. If he answers your call. I'm not going to. I'm not going to.

[Markel]

Oh my God.

[Cam]

Please don't answer. Please don't answer me either. Please don't we're looking good.

[Peyton]

Your call has been. Oh, I, I think he got.

[Cam]

He. The person you're trying to reach is.

[Peyton]

He banged yours quicker.

[Cam]

I think he did pay mine quicker.

[Peyton]

No, dude. And they were setting off like fireworks and stuff at Stream University.

[Cam]

You don't have to destroy things around you, but.

[Peyton]

Oh, oh.

[Cam]

And where you would definitely, you would definitely not do good.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Is all the, the, the, the self pranks. Aren't you like pouring chocolate and hot sauce and I don't know.

[Peyton]

Don't pour things on me. My skin's bad. I don't like that.

[Cam]

Somebody. Oh, got you, bro. You're like, I gotta go clean.

[Peyton]

I don't find that fun. I don't find that fun. I'm not having fun. I'm not having fun. Stop yelling.

[Cam]

It's like, bro, get a little quieter and stop pouring objects on people.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, dude, we were on that. We were on that bus with the streamers for a little bit. Oh, man. I still have that video. I don't know if I put it out, but it's bad. I'm too old for it, dude.

[Cam]

I mean, it's. It was like a, like a ninth grade lunch room.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Dude, fire. No, they're, they're, they're an ancient.

[Peyton]

I don't understand. They are ancient.

[Cam]

I have no. They're beautiful.

[Peyton]

Yes, I get that. But I'm saying, like, I don't understand how you put gunpowder in a tube. You attach a string to it and you blow it up and it's a cat. At one point.

[Cam]

I genuine colors.

[Peyton]

I cannot fathom how that works.

[Cam]

I don't know. No. Who's the first guy that did it? That's what I always, I always reverse engineer.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Who's the first guy that like snuck into the factory thousands of years ago?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He goes, I'm add some of this, this blue lapu lazuli, drops that in there and then it's a blue bomb.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He goes, how do I take the bomb out? And it's just pretty.

[Peyton]

The thing is, is I don't understand. Okay, so I know fireworks are a tube with powder in it and a string and a wick and you light it on fire and it blows up. That makes sense to me. Yes, but how can one of them. It's the same material and somebody goes. And then it doesn't blow up. And then some of them, you do it and it goes. And then it's a cat. And then some of them spell out names and I don't, I don't understand.

[Cam]

Sounds like a Revolutionary war cannon. There's nothing to it.

[Peyton]

And then some of them are little bitty and they just make dynamites out. Like, I don't understand.

[Cam]

God forbid we try to decipher the double bomb. Like the double exploding one. Yeah.

[Peyton]

They go, I don't get it.

[Cam]

I mean it's, it has, it can't be insane ingenuity, but it, sure, it's, it's, it's way too much.

[Peyton]

I think, I think it's the most underappreciated technology we have. It's more impressive than AI it's more professional. Fireworks are more impressive than self driving cars.

[Cam]

I literally was about to say we have vehicles that can stop at a curb, open the door, you get in it says hello Peyton on the screen and then it drives off and takes you to a different location.

[Peyton]

I can understand that more than I can understand gunpowder turning into a American flag. You're not a thousand feet in the sky.

[Cam]

You're not being for.

[Peyton]

I swear to God, never. A thousand feet in the sky. I've experienced some good fireworks.

[Cam]

Not a thousand.

[Peyton]

And they go off to the beat of some songs.

[Cam]

You just said a firework. Yes. Something that is literally ancient. Yes. Is more impressive than a full self driving car.

[Peyton]

Exactly what I said.

[Cam]

That is stupid.

[Peyton]

And that is so far.

[Cam]

Something's picking you up. That's the closest thing we have to teleportation.

[Peyton]

I can understand. But I can understand that. I can understand there is a man or a woman.

[Cam]

Sorry.

[Peyton]

In a factory that made a computer that's just tracking. I get that. That's all AI and it's tracking. You can't.

[Cam]

You can't just glaze over. They made a computer and AI technology and it's tracking metad day to give me A to B.

[Peyton]

Yes, but that makes more sense. That makes more sense than a bunch of loose powder turning in to a God samurai sword in the sky, multicolored.

[Cam]

You do not. You are. You're not listening to yourself. You just.

[Peyton]

You.

[Cam]

You're AI techie. Whatever.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You have no. You have no idea how any of that works. Okay.

[Peyton]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna leave it to you make it. I want you to in your best way, explain. Explain a self driving car and then explain a firework.

[Cam]

Okay?

[Peyton]

Do it. Self driving car. Go.

[Cam]

Self driving car. It is a vehicle that is programmed and very AI native that has a ton of metadata that has been collected over tens of years that is running from a center somewhere else off site. And it goes. It can pick you up, stop amongst real human drivers that can turn, move, break any given time and get you from A to B safely.

[Peyton]

Okay, now explain how fire. That is close to a miracle. Now explain how fireworks work. And now explain how fireworks work.

[Cam]

You take a tube, you put powder in it, you add some colors. There's probably some lacing, maybe some glue to where things go off at certain times. You close it, you put a wick and you light it.

[Peyton]

And then what happens?

[Cam]

And then it shoots up into the sky to the beat of fireworks by Katy Perry. It blows up into a Ford Fiesta right on beat. And that's incredible. That is incredible.

[Peyton]

It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I cry every time I see a firework. Dude, I Cry every time. Really every time.

[Cam]

A haka gets me. But a fireworks never move me.

[Peyton]

Oh, what a haka.

[Cam]

Oh, if you want to see. You want to see me literally ball crying.

[Peyton]

What's a. What's a haka? I don't know what that is.

[Cam]

You're not being serious. You don't know what a haka is?

[Peyton]

Not only do I not know what that is, I've never heard of that ever in the history of words.

[Cam]

You've never. I don't know if this is incensive and is it. If it is. This is genuine ignorance, but the like Pacific Islanders and stuff like that, when they come back home from like a mission.

[Peyton]

Oh, I got that. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that.

[Cam]

I cry at there. You cannot show me one that I have not cried at.

[Peyton]

You cry at that. It has nothing to do with you.

[Cam]

No, it has nothing to do with me. It has nothing to do with me.

[Peyton]

But that, honestly, it means nothing to you.

[Cam]

The movie Radio doesn't mean anything to me.

[Peyton]

You cried at Radio?

[Cam]

They put his in the closet, started making fun of him, throwing footballs at him. Hell yeah, I cried. The movie Garfield's fake this. He got lost and he was roaming the streets. I cried. Someone's Uncle James coming back from serving a year as a technician in the war. When he comes back, I cry. He's not my uncle. I cry. I'm a soft heart.

[Peyton]

That's fair.

[Cam]

Hakas the hawk, when I never watched one without crying.

[Peyton]

I swear on when I watch Hawkins, I get like, oh, this is like so cool. Something like, I can't imagine, like the. How enriched this culture is.

[Cam]

Exactly. That's what I feel. I get moved to tears because I'm like, God, they look like I. Like my mom would never.

[Peyton]

Usually you get whenever you get home. Hey, Cam. Yeah.

[Cam]

Like, I know they love me tremendously, like that same middle of love. But the culture is what I cry at. It's insane.

[Peyton]

Yeah, see, I don't. Our just different cultures are so weird. Like, our American culture, it's like. Our American culture is like koozies. And by the way, what the is the point of a koozie?

[Cam]

It's. It's simple. Keep your hand so you don't have

[Peyton]

to hold the cold.

[Cam]

Can you. That's all. It's literally all. It's like. It's like a condom for your beer koozies.

[Peyton]

The point of a koozie is to keep your hand from being cold.

[Cam]

Yeah, because you drink. You're supposed to drink beer really cold. What did you think it was? Oh, what did you think it was?

[Peyton]

I thought it was supposed to keep the drink cold.

[Cam]

Now would you like to explain that one? How would that work?

[Peyton]

Like a thermost. Like a thermal.

[Cam]

Like a thermos. That's stainless steel. The koozie was 10 cents. Mass produced. Like, warm. It's to keep your hand.

[Peyton]

People that buy koozies are just lame from freezing. If anybody has a koozie and like, uses a koozie, I automatically think you're a loser. I'm sorry.

[Cam]

Oh, dude, my sister has a collection about 200.

[Peyton]

Loser. No, Koozies are a lame activity.

[Cam]

Koozies are not lame. What are you talking about?

[Peyton]

It's like, it's like.

[Cam]

It's not a haka, but it's cool. A koozie's cool. You. Dude, bro, people use koozies all the time.

[Peyton]

No, I understand that. And it's wrong.

[Markel]

Wrong?

[Cam]

That's not wrong.

[Peyton]

It's 100 wrong.

[Cam]

It's lit. That it's such a. Just because something's simple doesn't mean it's wrong.

[Peyton]

Koozies are wrong because one, there's never been a drink that cold, by the way. There's never been a drink that cold.

[Cam]

I bullshit you not. Yes, there has.

[Peyton]

Secondly, you only really need to use a koozie for the first, like, two minutes of a drink. That's it. And then after that, it's cooled down.

[Cam]

Hey, thermo hands. I don't know what you got going on in your paws. If I have an ice cold beer. That beer is cold for a while.

[Peyton]

No, it's not.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And then second of all, you can never have a koozie that keeps your drink just stationary. I've never been able to sit a drink down with a koozie and did not fall over.

[Cam]

Okay, the seating is a little that, that, that they need some more development. But first off, you don't know my skin. You don't know my skin. And I've held beers that have been freezing cold for 30 minutes and people

[Peyton]

that use koozies and then put it in a cup holder. Like, you're just dumb at this point. Like, like you pick one. I hate that.

[Cam]

Koozies are. What? Did you ever run in with the koozie?

[Peyton]

I just hate it. I see people wear them or like have them at shows and I'm like, dude, get the out of here.

[Cam]

Oh, okay, now wait, wait. At shows?

[Peyton]

Yeah. Like at our live shows, people were using koozies.

[Cam]

Now we have a problem. Exactly they. They. They third party brought in a koozie to our live show.

[Peyton]

They back pocketed a koozie. I saw.

[Cam]

That's creepy. That's Sons of Anarchy behavior.

[Peyton]

Very Harley.

[Cam]

Very Harley group behavior. It's bad, dude. No. Oh, my. Okay, I actually thought of this cuz in the airport of a gentleman moaned when he sat down next to me, and I just thought about this.

[Peyton]

I hate that.

[Cam]

Would you rather every time you sat down anywhere, have to moan, like, at a decent rate? Like a. Not like. Like a. Oh, like every time, no

[Peyton]

matter where you are. I like that.

[Cam]

Or every time you stand up from those seats, you have to obnoxiously clap every time. Oh, every time you sit down. Oh. Or take off. What? I'm not gonna lie. 1.

[Peyton]

You know my answer.

[Cam]

One gives freak and one gives attention, and there's no other way.

[Peyton]

And you know, I'm completely fine with the first one. I'm completely fine. Oh, yeah, dude. And I'm not gonna lie. I like to get off moans anyway. Like, I'm a natural moaner. If you. If you hug me too hard, I'll moan. I've never hidden from.

[Cam]

I hugged you and you made me bleed it from your defense. And you still moan.

[Peyton]

I don't like being hugged.

[Cam]

You're so strange. You're completely wrong, by the way. There's no.

[Peyton]

I don't like attention. You know, anytime, like one of y', all, like, my friends are too loud in a situation, I'm out of there. I. I cannot be around.

[Cam]

Okay, you go. You go to Malachi's first recital. Yeah, you go to his band recital. Sit down. It's quiet room. You show up late because that's what you do. You go like this.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah, it's fine. Sorry about it. You got to hear it. And you know, maybe one of them teachers might like it. Never mind.

[Cam]

Much rap, you're out. Okay? Now even your attention, fear aside, you're out of your mind. Yeah, moaning publicly has so much more repercussions with it.

[Peyton]

No, sir. And I don't. I'm not a loud moaner. First.

[Cam]

No, no. But I said at a decent volume. You don't get to pick your money. You don't get. No, you don't get. You have to. It's like a 5, 6 out of 10 every time.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah, but my 5, 6 out of 10 moan is. I'm grunting. No, imagine I'm on like a caveman.

[Cam]

You get. Careful. That was.

[Peyton]

That's. That's. That we're hitting monkey there's supposed to

[Cam]

be caveman very much. You sit down on a bus, you get on a subway in New York. Yeah. There's four women around you. Oh, Sit down and moan. Oh, creep, creep. Now you're about to have a Gideon fight because you're a creep.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. I don't think that. I don't think. If I'm, like, looking at somebody while doing it, then it comes a problem. I don't know. At this point, if I'm sitting beside somebody, my eyes are closed. You'll just think I'm thinking about something crazy. You know what I mean?

[Cam]

That's your line of defense.

[Peyton]

And I'm not gonna lie. I'm proud of my moan. I'm not mad at it.

[Cam]

Can we hear your moan?

[Peyton]

Which one? What's a different environment? Am I. Is something in me or am I in some way.

[Cam]

There's absolutely no way you said that. That. There's absolutely no way you said that. Give me this. Something's in you. Oh, no. Get the. Did he just hiccup?

[Peyton]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, there's no way you said that.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah. No, I've been called worse. I've been called worse.

[Cam]

I'm 100% clapping you.

[Peyton]

Really, bro?

[Cam]

Were you kidding me at that point? You people just don't like me.

[Peyton]

You're already loud and obnoxious as it is, so I think that it fits in well. And I'm already. I'm already, like, openly, like, hey, I'm. I'm fine with you knowing about it, but now you.

[Cam]

You teeter the line of openly being a creep.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Cam]

Yes. Yes.

[Peyton]

No, because moans aren't always, like, could be taken as.

[Cam]

Give me a monotone moan.

[Peyton]

Give me.

[Markel]

Ooh.

[Cam]

That's not a moan.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it is.

[Cam]

If you ever did that during fun time. Oh, she got up and left.

[Peyton]

No, that's what I mean. Most of my moans are about. I'm baritone.

[Markel]

I'm not.

[Cam]

You're not up there with the tenors?

[Peyton]

No, no, no.

[Cam]

I'm riffing with the tenors. Really?

[Peyton]

You're high.

[Cam]

Oh, I be like, li. I'm riffing with the tenors, dog. I'm sitting. I go, good night.

[Peyton]

You moaning your wife's name that loud?

[Cam]

Oh, oh, oh. L. Dude, you know what I think about?

[Peyton]

I can't imagine you doing that every

[Cam]

week when I drive home in that traffic, every single week, I go, my kids are going to see what I just said.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's fine. They have a good life.

[Cam]

Oh. I mean, it's Fine.

[Peyton]

You know what I. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? It's not like, what are you gonna do about it?

[Cam]

No, no, it's great. And I. I'm gonna openly show them. I'm grab popcorn. We're gonna watch together the you should Know podcast.

[Peyton]

This episode of the you should know podcast is brought to you by booking.com youm know, the other day something happened to me. I was lounging around and a friend posted on their Instagram, oh, I'm traveling to the beach. And you know what? I said I want to travel to the beach. I instantly got that pool. I got that itch to go travel. And I was thinking, what is the best way to get from point A to point B? And that is with booking.com. i was tired of being here in this grungy town that I live in, just gray and nasty. And then I want to go to the sunshine state to get that UV on my bum bum. But, you know, one of the things that holds me back from traveling, it's just booking things is hard. I don't like all the logistics and all that and a lot of these things that are these different websites. It just makes it hard to do it. But with booking.com, it makes getting to that destination and booking your trip so much easier. Like I said, I wanted a beach for my bum bum. And I went to booking.com and I typed in places that could fit that. And boy, did they have so many options. You get so specific with what you would like. I wanted somewhere with a nice view of the ocean. And guess what? Booking.com had several, several, several, several, several options of beaches and places that had balconies. I could look at the beaches. So go on and book that trip. It's easy. Booking.com booking. Yeah, the you should know podcast. Oh, you. You spoke about school. I want to read you something. I saw this. I want to read you something. You talked about school. I want to read. You banned school lunches.

[Cam]

Like, no, like, no longer did you.

[Peyton]

I saw this list of school lunches that started from the 1920s all the way up to now that are now banned. It is the craziest thing what people used to eat at school.

[Cam]

Oh, oh, 1920s. It's just Buffalo ear and corn husk.

[Peyton]

You're not far.

[Cam]

You're really not kidding. You're.

[Peyton]

Let me. Let me get it for you.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

In the 1920s, right? The entree was pickled pig's foot. It was you.

[Cam]

I would have been 75 pound. I would have never Eaten. It was. I'm pickled pig's foot.

[Peyton]

Pickled pig's foot.

[Cam]

Oh, dude.

[Peyton]

Raw milk. It was unpasteurized stewed prunes and tomato stuffed with cottage cheese. That was the. Like the. The meal of the twenties in school. And it was banned due to. Due to spreading severe stomach viruses.

[Cam]

Yeah, no, I'm getting. I'm getting a little reverb, you know, it's nasty.

[Peyton]

It's nasty. In the 1930s, we got a little. Because Great Depression now. So we really got. Budget cuts. Hit the schools.

[Cam]

Hard molded bread crust.

[Peyton]

No, it was horse meat sandwich. It was eaten during the Great Depression because livestock shortages. And they would have raw onion and peanut butter on the side. Salty vegetable broth and lard pie. You.

[Cam]

Lard pie, salty broth, onions and peanut

[Peyton]

butter and horse and honestly, the only reason it was banned is for massive calorie count. Count. It was over.

[Cam]

I was gonna say these are. I mean, these are healthy portions.

[Peyton]

It was over 3,500 calories that one meal.

[Cam]

This is grade school.

[Peyton]

Yeah. The kids eating this. 1940s, we get a little better. We had a Spam sandwich, ketchup soup, and glass bottle Coca cola.

[Cam]

What in the actual hell is ketchup soup? What is ketchup soup?

[Peyton]

I don't know. But it was banned for lacking nutritional value. And the Spam sandwich was banned following parent complains about high sodium. And kids were getting really sick. 1950s, weak.

[Cam]

Back then.

[Peyton]

1950s, you could tell drugs are starting to hit the streets because the entree was lamb brain. Pickled pig salad, bread with butter stick and sugar and a tart cherry juice.

[Cam]

If I hear. If I hear another pickled pig. If I hear anything that's pickled or pig. Again, a lamb brain. That sounds like that. This, this, like, this was our education. It sounds like fear factors. That sounds like an episode of Fear Factor. To go to the next level and attempt to win money for a televised show, you have to eat lamb brain and a pickled pigfoot.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And they were just like, here you go, Johnny. Here you go, Sue.

[Peyton]

Well, the lamb brain was banned due to extreme brain parasites and diseases that started to form. We're getting to the 60s now. We got guinea pig testicles, hard boiled eggs, tomato juice, and candied cigarettes.

[Cam]

When I tell you I would have been homeschooled as we were eating nuts.

[Peyton]

Yeah, well. And it wasn't for our kiddie pig.

[Cam]

Now what is it?

[Peyton]

What is that little bitty?

[Cam]

That big?

[Peyton]

Yeah, probably. But it wasn't banned because of us. It was banned because the animal welfare community started to step in here.

[Cam]

Candied cigarettes with a side of guinea

[Peyton]

pig testicle and the hard boiled eggs were banned because students started to hide them in teachers belongings, causing terrible odors in the school system.

[Cam]

System, Dude. Life would have been, wow, man.

[Peyton]

We're here. You want me to keep going?

[Cam]

Oh, keep, please.

[Peyton]

Oh, wow. In the 70s, we had quail nuggets, suspicious chili. Hey, can I have some of that suspicious chili?

[Cam]

Can I have. Can I have your suspicious chili with the side of the mystery meat?

[Peyton]

Yeah. And then deep fried Twinkies on the side and a black coffee. Kids were dying at 40 years old.

[Cam]

We all wonder why our grandparents just did a little Thrown off.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Holy.

[Peyton]

I mean, that's. RDR was flying. They were like quail nuggets. Okay, that's. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Whoever's behind this wall, sorry, sorry. They were letting it fly. Ain't nobody being raised towards me. You hitting quail eggs and deep fried chicken. Suspicious chili.

[Cam]

If you have a black coffee, a cup of a bowl of suspicious chili, quail nuggets, and a candied cigarette, you were. You had to be racist.

[Peyton]

Well, yeah, the suspicious chili was banned because the cafeterias were secretly mixing in random animal parts like rat possum and pig nose.

[Cam]

I mean, I'm. I'm genuinely getting a little build up. I'm getting some build up.

[Peyton]

In the 1980s. We're almost there.

[Cam]

We got. We're almost a crack.

[Peyton]

We had a pink slime burger. What? I don't know. Oversized chicken patties, fudge brownie and Dutch chocolate whole milk. In the 80 or the 90s, we had. Here we go. We're getting to modern times. So our parents were eating some of this. My parents were born in the 60s.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna say y' all were eating

[Peyton]

quail nuggets and suspicious chili. Oh, dude.

[Cam]

Guinea pig testicles and horse meat.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Think about leaving the playground, going into lunch, and you're eating at Clydesdale. You're eating a horse.

[Peyton]

The horse. Wash it out.

[Cam]

Black coffee, little side order of a guinea pig nut sack.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Some of the horse meat in here, it says it had hair in it.

[Cam]

I mean. I mean, I'm fighting, bro.

[Peyton]

In the 90s, right? This is something. Some of y' all were in school back here. Pizza lunchables, normal Dunkaroos and squeezable juice drinks.

[Cam]

And now we're back to normal life, boy. We're back to normal life.

[Peyton]

A lot of these were banned because of the High sugar contents and the lack of nutritional standards. 2000s, we had deep fried tater tots. Is when we were school. Mini turkey corn dogs.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

We did fruit roll ups.

[Cam]

Yeah, we did.

[Peyton]

With tongue skin tattoos. Remember those, bro?

[Cam]

Hey, I would take this sugar and red 40 over that other bull any day of my life.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And then in 2010s, this one, Michelle Obama stepped in.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

So he got a little better. We had regular food.

[Cam]

There we go. There we go.

[Peyton]

I mean, which one is the worst?

[Cam]

Brother? Literally everything. 1980 and prior. That is the. That's some of the craziest I've ever heard.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Like a sleeper one's black coffee.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

We were giving black coffee to kids.

[Peyton]

Yeah. No, it's crazy.

[Cam]

You had a guinea pig nut sack.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You had horse meat sandwiches. Lamb brain. Two different. Two different eras of pickled pigfoot.

[Peyton]

Well.

[Cam]

And suspicious shit. Literally everything. That all sounds like that one guy on TikTok.

[Peyton]

Well, the 70s was like a prime time for music, and it was also a prime time for food.

[Cam]

What was the 70s again?

[Peyton]

The quail nuggets. And so I thought it would be a good idea.

[Cam]

I don't know if I can take this.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

I was already getting reverted.

[Peyton]

You don't have to do it. Yeah. I'm gonna give you an option. Option one or option two? Option one is you eat the quail nuggets. Option two, I get up and drive home. Option two is a mystery box. Which one would you like to pick?

[Cam]

I want to hit your Willy Wonka sounding so bad. Option one or two? Come on, get.

[Peyton]

Which one?

[Cam]

It's quail nuggets.

[Peyton]

Yes, but now I have.

[Cam]

Now I have an idea.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Cam]

Are you doing this with me?

[Markel]

No.

[Cam]

I mean, why.

[Peyton]

But you don't know what option two is.

[Cam]

Give me the mystery box.

[Peyton]

You're going option two? Well, option two is you're not eating the quail nuggets. You have to eat whatever the audience puts in the comments right now from that era, from the eras I read the comment section is going to pick what you do on the next episode. So in the comments right now, put which era of school lunches you want Cam to eat.

[Cam]

This is torture. This isn't real. This is. This isn't real. This is not happening. This is not happening. You're like the. You're like the. The head man in. In squid games. Like, you're a masked man making me do things.

[Peyton]

The crazy part is I didn't even have the quail eggs here. I just wanted you to Yourself.

[Cam]

There's not even a box, is there?

[Markel]

No.

[Peyton]

So now you just agreed to something.

[Cam]

Welcome to Prank wars, mother.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, dude.

[Peyton]

I am evil, Mr. Beast.

[Cam]

You are evil, Mr. Beast. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Oh, man.

[Cam]

Okay, now give me a moment and

[Peyton]

don't speak right now in the comments.

[Cam]

I'm not too happy with you. Here we go. Hello, dearly beloved viewers, this is Cameron Kennedy, and I do want to remind you of all the good laughs that we have curated together, you and me, on this platform. All the amazing memories and the stories that I've shared, and I didn't have to. I'm basically telling you this to look in your rear view. Just remember all the good things and take it easy on me. I would really like, you know, maybe just a cup of black coffee or a Spam. A Spam sandwich wouldn't be half bad either. And just don't do anything extreme, please. I love you.

[Peyton]

They could give you the 90s. They could give you the 90s.

[Cam]

If you give me the 90s, I will kiss each and every single one of you. There's your first one.

[Peyton]

And Kim doesn't read the comments, so I'll be able to lie.

[Cam]

No. Oh, no. No.

[Markel]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

Every single one. Every single one.

[Peyton]

So make sure to upvote. Make sure to upvote right now.

[Cam]

Do you want to know the worst part about this entire thing?

[Peyton]

Huh?

[Cam]

I actually brought a food for you to try today.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

And for me to try today.

[Peyton]

Oh, you're eating it with me.

[Cam]

I mean, it's not bad. It's.

[Markel]

It's.

[Cam]

I mean, I love it. I don't think you're gonna be fond of it. Okay. But I got back from this legator. My dad was at my house, and he was eating this.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

I completely forgot that I killed it in childhood, and I loved it so much.

[Peyton]

You killed it?

[Cam]

I. I ate this all the time.

[Peyton]

Oh, okay.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Oh, so it's. It's a big paper plate. Okay, what's the food? Saltine crackers. I don't know what's going on.

[Cam]

So peanut butter crackers. Homemade peanut butter crackers, and then the tower some cheese.

[Peyton]

I'm not doing that.

[Cam]

Yes, you are.

[Peyton]

I'm not.

[Cam]

Yeah, you are. We ate this. Now, I don't. I don't know if my father curated it. He was the first. I don't know who in his lineage did, but when I tell you.

[Peyton]

I didn't know you grew up this bad. I thought you had a little more. Thought you had more options. Show the camera. They can

[Cam]

Good old sandwich. Like. Like a. Like a. Like a sandwich. Cheese. Good old peanut butter.

[Peyton]

I don't eat cheese, bro.

[Cam]

You have to. Okay. I might eat a pickled pig foot next week.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

And you won't eat this for me. I see you swallowing that spit already.

[Peyton]

Disgusting.

[Cam]

I. I have eaten children. Octopus for you.

[Peyton]

I ate it, too. That's a good bite.

[Cam]

You can't do this.

[Markel]

This.

[Cam]

Get your salt. Tes. Get your salt. Te. Oh, yeah, family heirloom. You got to do at least six. I'm just.

[Peyton]

Yeah. You and your family. Oh, I like crackers, though. Give me another cracker.

[Cam]

Okay. So, yeah, it's pretty much.

[Peyton]

I feel bad for the people that watch the podcast and they, like, do the food challenges we do.

[Cam]

This one won't. I'm telling you, bro.

[Peyton]

I'm not eating this, bro. I'm dead. Have.

[Markel]

All right.

[Peyton]

Cheese is disgusting to me. I'm allergic to cheese.

[Cam]

If you don't. If you don't eat this. If you don't eat this, then you.

[Markel]

I don't.

[Cam]

Allergic to cheese.

[Peyton]

You're gonna kill me.

[Cam]

You're not allergic to. Your intolerant to it.

[Peyton]

Very intolerant.

[Cam]

You're not allergic to it. If you don't eat this, what do I get? I get a free dub and prank or something. This isn't.

[Markel]

You know.

[Cam]

This is you. You're just not being who you're supposed to be.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Not being who I'm supposed to be? Yeah. What am I Supposed to be?

[Cam]

Supposed to be a ride or die and try something when I bring it.

[Peyton]

I've never been a ride or die.

[Cam]

Oh, you'd snitch on the gang And Harvey.

[Markel]

What?

[Cam]

My God, it was him. The guns in the second drawer.

[Peyton]

I've been phony.

[Cam]

It's a crazy. So you literally just peanut butter your crack?

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's on there.

[Cam]

And you just top it with some cheese.

[Peyton]

You just rip it in half? Yeah. Oh, your fingers are dirty.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. This is disgusting, bro.

[Cam]

Just get. Get your little.

[Peyton]

I don't know how to open this.

[Cam]

There's a line on it, and you just go, right. Peanut butter cracker with cheese. And now.

[Peyton]

I really don't like cheese, bro. Oh, you didn't use all of it?

[Cam]

Oh, no. You just got to cover the square. But, I mean, that cheese is moving crazy.

[Peyton]

I mean, this is not healthy.

[Cam]

It's moving crazy. Yeah. And that's it.

[Markel]

Okay.

[Cam]

And now he said, the origin from. For my dad, at least, he said, yeah, I started doing this, so I Didn't have to piss the cheesy peanut butter crackers or just the regular peanut butter crackers. Say this covers them both. Alright, so welcome to Cam's childhood and let's do it. Cheers, bub. Cheers, bub.

[Peyton]

Government sent this to the house.

[Cam]

Cheers, Bob.

[Markel]

Mm.

[Peyton]

Y' all got this after 11pm it's okay.

[Cam]

Cheers, Bob. All right, enjoy.

[Peyton]

Oh, give it more than a little gerbil.

[Cam]

Oh, my God, dude, when that cheddar hits. Oh, that little American.

[Peyton]

It's American.

[Cam]

No, I know, but that cheese where I'm at, that cheese that American hits.

[Peyton]

I need to wash her down. Or of a chip of it. Of a cracker.

[Cam]

Oh, son of a.

[Peyton]

That's good. It's on my finger. It's on my finger.

[Cam]

Oh, you got to get you.

[Peyton]

You got to get it more.

[Cam]

Get a bigger bite.

[Peyton]

Why? I did it.

[Cam]

Talk us through it. Talk us through it. It's gross. No, it's not.

[Peyton]

I hate peanut butter and I hate cheese.

[Cam]

I'm a strange guy. Strange.

[Peyton]

I think I'm sweating.

[Cam]

Oh, you are. I don't know if that's cheese or peanut butter. There's something that's staying on your top lip. It's on your top lip. There's a big thing of something. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I threw up a little.

[Cam]

No, it's in your beard a little bit. Oh, a little bit of peanut butter in the beard. Just right here. Just itty bitty mouth. Yep. Yeah. You see it right here? Yep. Just.

[Peyton]

I don't see anything at all.

[Cam]

Oh, just itty bitty amount. I was trying to make you freak out.

[Markel]

Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, it's working. Oh, it's working.

[Peyton]

End it.

[Cam]

End it.

[Peyton]

End it. End it. I'm not having fun.

[Cam]

It's disgusting. Appreciate you coming back. Episode 227. Grab you some peanut butter. Grab you some crackers. Grab you some cheese and try it at that. What was that? It's gross up. You're having to just do dry saltines is crazy. We absolutely love y'.

[Peyton]

All.

[Cam]

Go to the koala club. It's a crazy community. All of our exclusive and extra content lives on the Patreon. And anything we say, do, or announce, Koala club gets it first. That is linked in the bio and the description right under. Right there.

[Peyton]

What bio?

[Cam]

I don't know why I said bio, but it's in the description right there. We absolutely love you. Confuse the casuals with this week's secret code.

[Peyton]

Hello, you're live on the you should know podcast. How are you doing I'm good here still.

[Markel]

I thought somebody died.

[Peyton]

No, we were calling you because we were watching you be the best cheerleader coach ever.

[Markel]

You know, I had to really set the tone. I had to let them know I needed the baddest on the floor. Okay.

[Peyton]

And we had. We were thinking like, okay, streamer you. It looked like something that I would absolutely hate being at 110. We were calling you. You think so? That's what we were wondering. How would I have acted?

[Cam]

How bad would Pete have been at streamer you.

[Markel]

He would have been terrible. Honestly, I think he would have. Y' all would have excelled in the basketball league. But in the whole social aspect of it, he. I got over stimulated day one. And it took Montana and Ryan. Ryan. I was in my room and I was on live and Ryan was like, stop being a. And get up and shake some ass. I said, oh, but that really got me up. But if I was overstimulated, he would have been getting stuffed in lockers and trash cans.

[Cam]

You would have been.

[Markel]

Been starving himself in his room, not coming out. We would have. You would have done. We would have had to do a wellness check because that's how overwhelming he would have been. But it was a lot of pretty on there. Oh, wait, no, girl, he off the market. Been looking nowhere. Take that. Take that one back. Thank God he ain't got Try to look for nobody else. But yeah, I. I just don't think that would have been his move whatsoever. Only. Only thing I would have asked him or wanted him to do was down, be on the basketball team and then go back.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I was watching it at first. It's just too. If somebody would have poured some buffalo sauce on me, I'd have been like, somebody's got to clean this up. I'd have been freaking out.

[Markel]

Oh, no. And they knew not to. Damn, child. It was so funny. Everybody didn't address me as Coach Markel because I set the tone. I would have ripped somebody. Top bounce was out. They do hot sauce on me. I saw them starting that up. They did a hot sauce flour. They started putting Jason bouncing. You know how they be doing the. Thank you. Thank you.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Markel]

They started posting his photos everywhere around campus. I was like, they are ruthless. And then they had put lotion on the bed. Suburb baby didn't give. He stayed up three days in a row.

[Peyton]

He didn't go to sleep.

[Markel]

Most wanted person. They put hot sauce all on his bed. And then they. They said, you're dead. Are you done? Or something like that. They wrote it as sexy sauce on his wall. Oh, I said, Jesus, take the wheel. Right? And then he had to wear a couple of disguises and try to go incognito. But they found them.

[Peyton]

What do you think Kai's cleanup bill is after that week?

[Markel]

Oh, my God. The floors alone, I think. And then they broke a couple of chairs and bookshelves and like that.

[Cam]

It was borderline, like apocalyptic.

[Markel]

Yes, yes. It was literally. Listen, I would think nothing short of. Because just speaking from my dorm alone, we had three floors and they were. They were pouring milk on the floor. So then when they. That dried up, you know that sour orangutang.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Markel]

Yeah. So. And then it just smell like bouncing determination. And I think realistically for all three, it might be like. I don't think anything under 100 grand.

[Peyton]

Jesus Christ, man. Yeah, poor guy.

[Markel]

Cuz like that. That's gonna be deep cleaning. Cleaning the bathrooms. They started opening the bottles of Tone and dumping them in the toilet. And then they would put the whole bottle in there, open some chips, pour the chips in there, and then piss on it.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, that's.

[Cam]

That's freaky little white boy behavior.

[Peyton]

That's some freak y' all got going on a streamer you, man.

[Markel]

Exactly. I'm like, they just was really just is taking it from a zero to a ten every day.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's foul. Yeah, we were calling because we were having a debate on how. How well or not well I would do. And I think you've solidified that.

[Cam]

I would hit the nail right on the head.

[Markel]

Yeah. Yeah, you would have. You would have to bed. You wouldn't have done well at all.

[Peyton]

People would be like, is Peyton that streamer you.

[Cam]

Yeah, right.

[Markel]

Literally.

[Peyton]

That's funny. Well, I'm proud of you. You killed it. Yeah, you did. You did great, friend.

[Cam]

You did great.

[Markel]

Thank you so much.

[Peyton]

Well, I'll text you.

[Cam]

Yeah, we'll talk to you later.

[Peyton]

All right, bro. Well, that solidifies it.

[Cam]

Yep.

[Markel]

There you go.

[Cam]

All right, guys, secret code for this week. Confused casuals. Get you good karma. Bsl.

[Peyton]

Oh, bsl. Bad school lunches.

[Cam]

Bad school. I mean, it shouldn't be bad. It should be horrific.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Remember in the comments, you want Kim to eat?

[Cam]

Please don't. Don't forget that part. Remember everything else.

[Peyton]

Remember when I took Wild bears Don't make it home to Christmas. And we'll see you next time. And. And Patreon this Wednesday for the breakdown of leg two of tour.

[Cam]

No. Yeah, the comment. No, the comment section's broken.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it is.

[Cam]

Said it's not up. Okay.