EXPOSING OUR RELATIONSHIPS! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast: "EXPOSING OUR RELATIONSHIPS!" (Ep. 209)

Release Date: March 23, 2026
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Theme: Peyton and Cam, longtime best friends, catch up after spending a weekend apart, unpack hilarious tales from their travels, open up about their relationships, poke fun at viral internet trends, and answer truly ridiculous questions about existence — all in their trademark, unfiltered, best-friend banter.

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Episode Overview

This episode is packed with candid stories and playful arguments as Peyton and Cam ‘expose’ their relationships and themselves, diving into what happens when two best friends spend a weekend apart—one at South by Southwest (SXSW) in Austin, the other at a bachelor party in Arizona. The two compare notes, admit their insecurities, recall embarrassing networking fails, and swap relationship pet peeves and revelations. The pair also get lost in the weeds of viral AI-generated TikTok dramas, debate the existence of dinosaurs, and spiral into deep (and not-so-deep) questions about animal sentience and veganism.

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Key Discussion Points & Timestamps

1. Catching Up After Time Apart (02:24–07:56)

• Peyton and Cam reunite in the studio after “the longest time apart ever” (three and a half days), each having gone to separate events in different states.
• Peyton’s trip to SXSW for work; Cam at a friend's bachelor party in Arizona.

Memorable lines:

• Cam: “There’s never too many times we can stop fingering.” (03:32)
• Peyton: "Your fingers are rough. I think you broke your hands so much, they're kind of calcified." (04:36)

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2. Peyton’s SXSW Networking Disaster (08:01–18:25)

• Peyton describes his intense anxiety at high-level networking events.
• Tells a mortifying story about trying to say the podcast name "You Should Know" to a Spotify exec (his lisp making it sound like “youth-an-no”), in front of country music star Lainey Wilson.
• Botches a chance to meet Zac Efron while snacking awkwardly.

Standout quote:

• Peyton: "Now if I would have punched her in her face, that would have been my fault." (11:21)

• Cam: "If you know anything about Peyton, I do not do well talking to people, especially strangers. I don't do well at networking things. All South by Southwest was— is NETWORKING." (08:34)

• Peyton confesses to compulsive lying in conversations due to insecurity, claiming he told people he and Cam were “filming two movies,” “bought a warehouse with cows to lower taxes,” and that he lives “in both Austin and Dallas. Actually."

• Cam encourages Peyton to stop the self-deprecating lies, reassures him about his career.

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3. Cam’s Arizona Bachelor Party and Airport Old-Man Prank (18:44–23:49)

• Cam’s bachelor party recap: late-night Taco Bell, casinos, golf, and “one story that encapsulates the whole weekend.”
• Hilariously recounts being tricked by an old man at the airport. They commiserate over barefoot kids crawling on dirty airport floors, only for Cam to find out (after talking trash) that they were the old man’s grandkids.

Memorable moment:
Cam: "He stands up and goes, those are my grandchildren. And he tucks the seat behind him and goes, like this takes off... That was some TV. First time in my life I was genuinely stuck…. Medusa-stoned." (23:11)

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4. Mutual FOMO and Friendship Insecurity (23:49–27:44)

• Both admit to missing each other during their weekends apart, each jealous of the other's respective experience.
• Peyton wants reassurance Cam missed him, isn’t satisfied by Cam’s indirect stories:
  • “I care about what you think of me.” (25:10)
• Friendly bickering over who loves who more; a studio hand count can’t resolve it.
• Cam: “Who thinks Cam loves Peyton more?”
  Peyton: “I think it’s equal.”
  (27:04–27:37)

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5. Bachelor Party Hangover, Dino Documentaries, and Dinosaur Skepticism (27:45–34:10)

• Cam describes the morning after “the drunkest night,” watching a new dinosaur documentary on Netflix.
• Both lose it over the outlandish facts presented (“It rained for a million years straight!”), mock the logic of dinosaur documentaries, and get lost in a comic debate about the verifiability of ancient world history.
• Peyton crunches numbers: If it rained a million years, that’s “5.46 billion gallons per square foot.” (33:08)
• Cam: “If you want to make a cool looking dinosaur thing, just...do some Jurassic World. Don’t you look me in my eyes and say it rained for a million years…”

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6. “Fruit AI Dramas” and Online Trends (35:39–41:33)

• Peyton introduces Cam to viral AI-generated TikTok soap operas starring sentient fruits (like “Watermelina” and “Apollon”) embroiled in melodramatic cheating scandals.
• The pair watch and critique (“That strawberry didn’t look half bad… she was double cheeked up!” (41:41)), marvel at the absurdly intricate storylines ("38-part Fruit Love Island!"), and joke about getting cameo-ed into the Fruitverse.

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7. Strange Turn-Ons and Relationship Therapy (43:04–47:51)

• Peyton candidly asks Cam: "What’s the strangest thing that turns you on?” (43:04)
• Cam confesses, as a teen, game controller vibrations would get him going.
• Peyton cites ear massages and the "right touch": "My body gets really immune to stuff fast… now we’re into inner ear parts…" (45:53)
• The guys agree to trade relationship “pet peeves” like therapy.

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8. Relationship Pet Peeves & Couple Riffs (47:59–57:14)

• The hosts riff, tit-for-tat, on the relatable little annoyances of relationships:
  • Always being the one to fetch nighttime water (“Why does every girlfriend need water so bad at night?” (48:23))
  • Never being able to choose where to eat without a fight (“Hey babe, what do you feel like eating? ‘Oh, I don’t know’... YOU PICK!” (51:02–51:17))
  • The expectation to buy food for your partner even if they previously said they weren’t hungry.
  • The relentless phone calls for every minor update.
  • Cam’s hot take: “You need to put her on a restriction.” (53:52)
• Both acknowledge endless love and gratitude for their partners, even as they vent.

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9. Candid Thoughts on Friendship, Reassurance & Parenthood (54:41–57:14)

• Cam reflects on how little reassurance he needs from anyone except his wife (“If Pierce didn't talk to me for a year, I'd throw a parade. Oh my God. I'm kidding...") (55:36–55:42)
• Cam soothes: “My wife is my best friend. I love her more than anything…”
• Peyton: “That feels good. I feel seen.” (57:47)

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10. Pop Culture & Viral News: Underwater Dolphin Cities (60:18–66:43)

• “Pop Culture Cam” segment: Peyton relates a wild viral story about a Florida man who claims dolphins kidnapped him to help build their underwater city — complete with “bubbles for breathing” and a dolphin leader named Gerald.
• Medical staff corroborate some details (sea water and coral found in lungs/body).
• Cam: “Dolphins don’t have arms! ...How are they slabbing bricks together?” (64:23)
• The pair muse about government-dolphin conspiracies and debate whether the government is covering up dolphin societies.

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11. Carnivores, Vegans, and Animal Sentience Rabbit Hole (71:57–76:05)

• Spirals into a (mock-serious) debate about whether plants, pigs, and monkeys know what they are, if a potato is “alive,” and the true rationale behind veganism.
• Cam: “You think a pig knows it’s a pig?” / Peyton: “No! It knows who gives it food.” (73:19–73:46)

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12. Notable Quotes & Banter Highlights

• On relationship insecurity:
  Peyton: "I don't think I'm good enough for, like, the truth, so I've got to tell you about cattle that I don't have." (17:43)
• On fruit AI TikToks:
  Cam: “That strawberry didn’t look half bad. Strawberry looked decent!” (41:41)
• On the dolphin conspiracy:
  Peyton: “If any sea creature could do that, it would have to be the dolphins. They're so smart.” (65:26)
• On fake internet facts:
  Cam: “If you want to make a cool looking dinosaur thing, just make your own spin off of Jurassic World... Don’t you look me in my eyes and say it rained for a million years.” (32:19)

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Episode Flow & Tone

• Language/Tone: Playful, very candid, sometimes raunchy, always self-deprecating and full of best friend sarcasm. Both hosts are quick to make fun of themselves and each other.
• Structure: Loosely segmented: personal stories > relationship talk > pop culture/viral trends > existential bits. The transitions are smooth, mimicking real-life conversations with in-jokes and tangents.

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Takeaways for New Listeners

• If you’re in a relationship, you’ll feel seen by Peyton and Cam’s confessions: from the trivial (fetching water, negotiating dinner) to the existential (Are animals self-aware? How gullible are we about history?).
• The show is just as much about mutual vulnerability as it is about comedy; there’s an undercurrent of care and trust beneath the relentless teasing.
• Episodes are peppered with pop culture rabbit holes, internet trends, and completely unserious philosophical questions.

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For Deeper Listening

Suggested segments to jump to:

• Peyton’s SXSW anxiety and lisp vs. execs (09:33–13:49)
• Cam’s old-man-grandkid prank (21:29–23:11)
• “Fruit AI” TikTok drama explained (35:39–41:33)
• Relationship pet peeves: the “what do you want to eat?” stalemate (51:02–52:27)
• The underwater dolphin city saga (60:18–66:43)

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Summary

Episode 209 is classic You Should Know—blisteringly honest, full of bits and inside jokes, and, despite the jokes, genuinely heartfelt: a snapshot of two friends growing up, navigating love, work, and TikTok weirdness together.

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For any listener seeking catharsis, a laugh, or a reminder that even successful podcasters lie at networking events or fret about dinosaur documentaries: this is must-listen content.

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[A]

We got co host cam back in the studio.

[B]

What's up buddy?

[A]

I don't never see the light. Oh, I haven't seen you.

[B]

We sweat all weekend away from each other. Hey. No, don't.

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Well, I thought it was a good hug.

[B]

No, we spent. Oh, I heard it. Wow.

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No.

[B]

Yeah. That hurts.

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That's Ms. Frizzle.

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Yeah.

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That was pure electromagnetic field.

[B]

We spent all weekend away from each other, dude.

[A]

A full three and a half days, dude.

[B]

You were in Phoenix, Arizona.

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I was in Phoenix, Arizona.

[B]

I was in.

[A]

Well, Scottsdale. Really? Yeah. Found that out when we got there. I mean, but it's not. It's not like Texas or. It's like Houston, Austin, Dallas. They're all hours away. It's kind of like North Texas. Yeah, it's like, equivalent to Plano, Frisco, McKinnon.

[B]

So I'm in Scottsdale. Okay. Be within 30 minutes.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's 12 minutes, but.

[B]

So you were in the desert. I was in Austin, Texas, for South by Southwest. I haven't asked you anything about your

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trip, and I didn't ask you anything about yours.

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And so I'm so excited to hear about what happened.

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Woo.

[B]

That came naturally.

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No, that was a little too smooth. The craziest part is I actually had no idea what was gonna come out of me once I started going upward. Yeah, I went upward. Don't know where the twirl came from. I think I was gonna go, but then it just went, Whoa.

[B]

Two different kinds of appropriation.

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Two vastly, vastly different types.

[B]

Not at all times. They might coincide sometimes. And that's fine.

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There's a decent crossover.

[B]

Oh, I think there's a high percentage rate. Oh, my God.

[A]

You seen those initiations?

[B]

Oh, my. That's a glass closet.

[A]

It used to just. It used to just be. Hey, we're just gonna beat you, and you're one of us. Yeah. Oh, not anymore. It's like, make sure you pick up. No, never mind. Yeah, never mind. Never mind. Oh, I'm excited.

[B]

Yeah. But no, I could tell that it came natural because the. You can always tell in the wrist

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if the wrists are flowing and moving.

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Yeah.

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It's in you.

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It's in you, and I love it.

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There's nothing wrong with either. With either of those appropriations that I almost did. I went with this one today. I do this one often.

[B]

Neither one, like, Pierce feels seen right now. It's like, yes. My. No. Okay. I don't know what. I don't know what's going on.

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Yeah. No.

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All right.

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Excited. I think we're excited.

[B]

I missed you, Fingers. I missed you. I know. There's never too many times we can stop fingering.

[A]

God. You have now you. Okay. Your hands. That's one thing you were a grimy basketball player.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think you broke your hands so much, they're kind of like. It's like, calcified. Like, your fingers are rough.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I'm like. I'm like. What's it called? Bone maxing with my fingers.

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Every day you wake up, you're like. You go, oh, dude, it's gonna be a good one. Just crack your. You're bleeding.

[B]

Yeah. How is.

[A]

How is. You need to breathe. Dude, your tongue looks like a mud pie right now. Your tongue is like, a nasty shade of brown.

[B]

I've been on a espresso thing before. We record because I feel like that's my most sharp.

[A]

Yeah, I feel like I'm really sharp. Yeah, I feel like that's my most sharp is what you just said. You didn't say, that's when I'm at. You didn't say, that's when I'm. You said, I feel like that's my most sharp.

[B]

I think that's the correct way to say that. What's the future?

[A]

I feel like that's when I'm the most sharp or I'm at my most sharp. You said.

[B]

What did I say?

[A]

You did not include yourself in that sentence at all.

[B]

I said, that's when I'm the most sharp.

[A]

No, he didn't. No, sir.

[B]

Did you just say that? What'd you say? I said no.

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I said that'd be the appropriate way. You said that's when you said. You said it without the I. That's not true. Yes, it is. You said that's when that's the most sharp. Some like.

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No, that's when I'm the most sharp.

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That's. No, that's correct. That's what I said, though, I think.

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And I think we're both wrong. I think the right thing to say is that's when I'm the sharpest.

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Now, that's. That's. That's grammar.

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That's. Yeah.

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Okay, who's going first? Rock, paper, scissors?

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Rochambeau is. My late grandma said, oh, yeah, by the way, Malcolm. Malcolm's got two weeks left on him, by the way. No, no, no. We. We went. We took him to the good old puppy mechanic. They checked the mileage on it. We're about to hit a million, they said.

[A]

They said, holy, he's a CS motor. He said, even pushing this guy under him. And they were like, wow, he's missing a muffler. He's starting.

[B]

They're like, how is he still running weeks?

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No, like, that's an Actual thing, An actual no.

[B]

But if we're being honest, and then my mom.

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You've been saying two weeks for like nine months. Dude, it's dog's immortal. He sipped from the fountain of youth when he was younger.

[B]

Well, I was talking to Sarah on the way back from Austin, and I was like, sarah, when do think it's time for Malcolm? She was like, babe, I thought November was it for him. I thought. I thought when I met him at Thanksgiving, that was going to be the last time we met him.

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I thought it was like first year at DreamCon. I. I thought. I thought he was. I thought he was like, on his way out then. I'm telling you, one of those rabbits, he. One of those rabbits, he found. Barbaric sacrifice.

[B]

Yeah.

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He took that rabbit inside, split him open, and now he gets an extra 20 years.

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I'm telling you, he's a. He's a 15, 16 year old lab.

[A]

That dog's no younger than 24. That dog's old as hell.

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Yeah, I got him when I was in the sixth grade.

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Oh, my.

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It's fantastic.

[A]

Yeah, see, I got my dog in the fifth grade. Dusty's been gone for years. Yeah, Dusty's been out of this thing for years.

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Yeah, but you, Dusty. Dusty's decline was rapid.

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It was. That was. I need to be stunning.

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Malcolm's slow playing it.

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He is. I think it's some dude. That big, he's got that dog in him. Honestly. No pun intended. Yeah, he's got that dog once he's

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walking around the house doing the splits, I'm like, now it's time.

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Dusty woke up. One day, he had a little limp. Next day, cataracts, literally was so. It was like. It was like, dog, your legs were good. Now you can't see you're not eating. Now he's gone. Exactly. Okay.

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Sorry to everybody, but.

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Yeah.

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So you want to go?

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You. You.

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I go first. Me go first. There we go.

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You go first.

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I go first.

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Okay.

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Because I've.

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Better than me.

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No, it's because I've been having real bad anxiety about my. My weekend.

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Oh.

[B]

So I went to south by Southwest. And if you don't know what south by Southwest is, basically it's this huge festival in Austin, Texas, where film, music, media, podcasting, pop culture, everything comes entertainment. So, like every celebrity in the world, every big, like, network conglomerate in the world, the CEOs of everything are in Austin, Texas. And there's panels, there's, there's premieres. Everything in the world.

[A]

Don Toliver did a Pop up concert.

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Yeah, it was insane.

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Called you and told you you gotta go.

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It was free too, so. But no. So a lot of the things I went to were very high industry networking things. Now, very, very. If you know anything about Peyton, I do not do well talking to people, especially strangers. I don't do well at networking things. All south by Southwest was. Is NETWORKING.

[A]

That was 72 hours of networking, dude.

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Oh, my God. Panic McGee from 8:30 to 7:00pm I know.

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You had that little funk on you too.

[B]

Oh, dude, I started getting a little white film on the corridors.

[A]

Oh, no. You're saving that little bite for later in case you got dehydrated. Wow. You hopped out the Uber the second you say. Appreciate it, man. Dripping.

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Yeah. Cottonmouth. It was crazy.

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Oh, God.

[B]

So I was invited to this Spotify event. It's, like, invite only. There's, like, a bunch of top creators there. Like, creators. I've watched musicians, actors, the whole thing, right? So basically what you do is you grab a cocktail. There's ambient music playing back in the background.

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Oh, God, I love it already.

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I'm standing by myself, right? With a cocktail in my hand, like this.

[A]

That smile that.

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Yeah, just, like, smiling at people. And then it came to a point where people were starting to come up to me. How are you in this room? Right? What do you do?

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Right? How. How did you sneak your way in here?

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So I remember. So it was a. It was crowded, right? There's a lot of people, and there is this a white woman that came up to me. No, she was an executive. I think it's Spotify or something. So it's important that I talk to her.

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Yes.

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She goes, what do you do? And I said, I have a podcast. And she goes, oh, my God. You know, Spotify. We love podcasts. You know? What's the name of it? Now I'm panicking, and I have a lisp. And I never really thought about this. Whenever I came up with the name of this podcast, it has a sh in it.

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It does have an sh.

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That's my kryptonite.

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That is.

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That's what my lisp really becomes. Poignant.

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You get too many words with that sh. You need a Narcan. Like, someone needs to save your. You. Sorry. If someone gets you a heavy sh. Sentence, someone needs to just stick your. Right there.

[B]

You bring you back to life, boy. Yeah. So I got my cocktail in my hand. Now I've drank it quickly because I'm panicking, so I'm a little tipsy, all right? And I've Cottonmouth, this top Spotify executive comes up to me. What's the name of your podcast? Youth and no. What? What's it called? What is it? Because it's loud in there, so I thought you couldn't hear me. What's the name of it? Youth and no. She goes, you thud. No,

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she pulls out like a little pocketbook. How would one spell that? She's, like, trying to be nice. She's like, you thud. What's a thud? She goes, oh, English isn't your native. Where you from, sweetie?

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No, I go, I'm actually from Dallas. I'm right down the street. No, but she repeated back to me my lisp. And now if I would have punched her in her face, that would have been my fault.

[A]

You would have been wrong. Now, is that a rude thing, or is she at a different level of PR training we've ever experienced?

[B]

No, I think she was genuinely confused at my lisp. Cause I hit her with the youth that know now.

[A]

I mean, that's just.

[B]

I mean, God, that's not the most embarrassing part, right?

[A]

Hard to believe.

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She repeats it twice back to me, and I go. I just accept it. Yeah, youth and no. But then I look over to my right, and guess who else was listening in on this conversation. Lainey Wilson.

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She goes, that's not half bad. Euthano youth. She goes, you snow. She goes. She goes. I'm feeling real soft and stringy. Maybe 85 bpms. You should know, down on the road. She makes that a song out of it.

[B]

And so, dude, you know, my embarrassment, like, the only recollection Lainey Wilson has of our existence is youth. The know.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

And so that was a very troubling thing that I've been going with in how to network. Gets worse than that, though. So as I'm lisping my way through networking, right, you should know, I look over at Lainey Wilson, she's looking at me like this. I'm panicking now. I'm starting to sweat. That's when the room gets dizzy, right? I'm starting to.

[A]

I'm starting off to offset the dizziness. Another cock.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I go, excuse me.

[B]

I push these.

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Move.

[B]

I'm moving right now.

[A]

As almost peed as I can imagine.

[B]

You're big. And so, you know, I'm panicking, right? And so they had like a little table of catering, like a snacks and food. Now they had sliced turkey sandwiches and muffins.

[A]

You really.

[B]

You don't get those two things together. But I was so frazzled and Panicked, I grabbed one of everything I'm holding. Holding cut, sandwiches, muffins, popcorn, Cosmopolitan. I look like I'm getting snacks. Like a. Like a youth group.

[A]

Like, sermon starts in 10, so.

[B]

But then I have all my. My arrangement assortment of Costco snacks and my martini. I'm drunk and lisping. I turn and look. This is something I will never be able to live down.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

If I was just a normal human being. If I was a normal human being and did not have anxiety the way I did and wouldn't have messed up in front of Lainey Wilson and a Spotify executive, this wouldn't happened. As I'm turning to look, guess who's walking down the stairs to leave.

[A]

Who?

[B]

The one, the only Zac Efron. Oh.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

When my on my Heart camp, you

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know, you go, God, you go golly, Cheddar popcorn. That's all you got. You just drop the glass. He's walking. The room gets bright on him. You're just like, he's beelining down.

[B]

And if I wouldn't have freaked out with Lainey Wilson in the Spotify executive, I would have met Troy Bolton. I would have met Zac Efron. So I run over to our agent Grayson. He's up there talking. I run over to Grayson.

[A]

I'm like, grayson, I'm freaking out. You're gonna need your help, Grayson.

[B]

I go, grayson, you should know. I. I'm like, q, please go get Zac Efron. Please go get Zach Efron. And he's like, what the are you talking about? There's no, like, context. And so I'm telling him, and I'm freaking out. And then Rhett and Link were looking at me like I was freaky. Like, the craziest person ever.

[A]

I mean, and you have. You have, at minimum, probably like, 8 inches on majority of the rest of that room.

[B]

Yeah, like, both ways.

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Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yeah. But, yeah, so I've missed out on my Zac Efron opportunity. If you know anything about me meeting Zac Efron is. Is like, you could have died right there. Oh, man. I would have sang to him. I would have been like. I would have recited the scripts. Yeah. And there was other, like, people of, like, different networks, like tubi and everything, trying to talk to me about the podcast, and I was. I spent the whole time telling them I missed out on Zac Efron just now.

[A]

And that shows. That shows your character. It shows your personality.

[B]

Yeah. They know nothing about our show.

[A]

What if you were so. Oh, my God. Okay, in retrospect, what if you were so tripping and tweaking everything. You sit, you see Zac Efron, you sprint to Grayson, throw the glasses on the ground, shatter, and you go, can you please get Zac Efron, please? Grayson turns and look, it's a random guy. It's not even him. You're just like, please. It's him. He's right. There he goes.

[B]

Sir, stop.

[A]

Grayson's like, pete, we need. We need to get you out of here.

[B]

Dude. It was really embarrassing and so much embarrassing stuff happened, and I just realized that networking is not my thing. I'm not good at it.

[A]

Because I don't know now. Now, don't now. Self degradation. Degradation.

[B]

That's not the word.

[A]

I think it's degradation.

[B]

No, it's not.

[A]

Self degradation. Self degradation. Degradation. Degradation. Process of lowering the quality value of status of something or the state of being reduced to lower, less respectable conditions.

[B]

Yes, that's what I'm. Okay, that makes sense, right?

[A]

Long, very long definition.

[B]

Super long definition. Just reading one sentence at a time. But I'm. No, I'm genuinely not good at networking. That's what I figured out about myself. And it's not because, like, I'm awkward. That does have a thing to do with it. It's because if I network for too long, I start to lie.

[A]

Oh, you got that thing.

[B]

Oh. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Used to be that kid. Dude, did you see Jurassic World 2 this weekend? Yeah. You're like, dude, hell yeah. Like, what you like about it? You're like the middle. Like, you, like. You just say. You're just lying a lot.

[B]

No, there's people thinking we're filming two movies right now. I swear to God. No, it's not a joke. There's people that think, like, we are working on film.

[A]

Oh, my God. I'm like a little kid. I gotta pee, dude.

[B]

Oh. I was like, yeah, we're filming two movies right now. Yeah, right now. We're workshopping with Disney plus and Netflix. It's.

[A]

They're like, so we heard you might be on the hunt for a new studio. You're like, yeah, got one locked up in Orlando right now.

[B]

No, no. You think I'm kidding? I told our agent Grayson that we bought a warehouse and we have cows that are going to be outside of it to lower the taxes. Like, that's a genuine statement. I told Grayson that knows us, brother.

[A]

I did. What are you doing?

[B]

Because I don't think I'm good enough

[A]

for, like, the truth.

[B]

So it's like, you're really not interested. So I got to tell you about cattle that I've bought that I don't have.

[A]

You have business insecurities.

[B]

It was the. It's.

[A]

Never heard of that, bro. You can just be like, yeah, this is what we're doing. It's going good.

[B]

You're like, dude, yeah.

[A]

Actually just got our second PJ with Brandon. This nice, decent write off.

[B]

Yeah, it's really bad. I've told. I told somebody that I live in both Austin and Dallas, Texas. I told them, they're like, they're like, where are you from? And I was like, here? And they're like, oh, you're in Austin? And I was like, well, well, no, I live in Dallas, but I'm back and forth.

[A]

You a back and forth penthouse?

[B]

Actually.

[A]

You go, just ask the butler for me. They'll bring you up.

[B]

Yeah. So that was my weekend, man. It was, it was. It was a tough time.

[A]

Oh, my God. God bless you.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

First off, you held it down. I'm sure you did great. Just stop with the lies.

[B]

Yeah, it's a real big problem.

[A]

I don't know why or where that comes from. You have nothing, literally zero to be insecure about in the business.

[B]

I know. Well, that's not true.

[A]

Yes, it is.

[B]

So much. Oh, yeah, there's so much.

[A]

Actually you go, no, no, no, it's not. I'm telling you, it's nuts.

[B]

How is Scottsdale, Phoenix, dude, Scottsdale, Phoenix,

[A]

Tucson was a blood.

[B]

It was a blast.

[A]

It was honestly really fun. There's. There's multiple things I'm not going to get into and that's just going to stay there at the trip.

[B]

It was a bachelor party.

[A]

Bachelor party. We were 10 deep. It was super fun. There was golfing, there's casinos. We went to a little club action.

[B]

Yeah, nice.

[A]

It was very fun. A lot of had some very. About 4:30am drunk Taco Bell.

[B]

Oh, that's the best I can see. I can see it in your hips.

[A]

Oh, yeah, no, definitely put on a couple.

[B]

What happened?

[A]

A couple. So the. This is. I'm gonna tell one story that actually happened like five minutes after I got off the phone with you in the airport. And that's just gonna encapsulate this entire week.

[B]

Okay, tell me.

[A]

I get off the phone with you. That was like our first. Like it was the day of. And remember we called. I was in the airport, I was like, yeah, I'm about to take off. I was like, did you get there safe and everything?

[B]

We were just like, the day you got there.

[A]

Yeah. And the day you Got there was Friday.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So we both were just calling, making sure we were at where we're supposed to be. I get off the phone with you, and I'm sitting there. I have like 40 minutes till my plane boards, and I'm just sitting there. I was actually eating Starbucks, and I had this old man. He's like. It was like a big kind of cafeteria section. A lot of tables, but every table was took. I was sitting at a four top by my lonesome. This old guy, he's sitting there. He's, like, looking at. And I'm like.

[B]

He's got. He got the protruded eyeballs. He's one of those.

[A]

Yeah, it was like this.

[B]

I was just like.

[A]

And he's sitting there. I'm like, Brother, we're like 10ft away. You act like you need a telescope. So he's clearly looking. He's clearly looking for a place to seat. Yeah, Place to sit. So I'm a nice man. I flag him down. First off, that in itself, challenging.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He's 10ft away from me, and I was like this. Oh, sir, sir. He's just in there, just scanning.

[B]

Are we sure he wasn't blind?

[A]

No, he wasn't blind.

[B]

He walked right up to me.

[A]

Afterwards, I go, sir, sir. He finally looks. I go, you can sit right here because I have my AirPods in. So he comes, sits next to me. First off, I want to ask you as a grown man, right? Especially if you're 80. Yeah, probably. No. So rectangle table. I'm sitting here. There's a seat in front of me. Seat there, Seat here. Which seat would you take?

[B]

The furthest from you. Furthest from me.

[A]

Which would be diagonal, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But he sits right next to me. No, he sits directly next to me.

[B]

You shouldn't do anything next to somebody unless you have to.

[A]

Yeah, that's a beautiful statement. I'm accidentally touching elbows with this guy now. And I was like, man. So then he sits there. I pause my music real quick because he's trying to talk to me. He goes, oh, thank you. Thank you, Sonny. Thank you. I really appreciate that.

[B]

Sonny's crazy.

[A]

I said, of course. No problem. AirPods back in now. When I look up, there's two white children in this airport playing and crawling on the ground. I'm talking like army boot camp, Navy seal. Like, they're f. They're crawling.

[B]

Wouldn't expect anything else.

[A]

Barefoot, of course. One of them sniffing the ground tile. It's in a national airport. There's debris and bacteria from Taiwan on this Floor. And this kid's going, ah, come here. Like, playing on the ground. Nasty little grimly. Garrett, get off. Garrett, go. Denver, stand up. Both barefoot. Yeah. Okay, now I'm looking, and it's one of those things. I can't look away. I literally go,

[B]

you actually look like this.

[A]

Then I look and I'm like, holy. Forgot I'm not by myself anymore. I look at the old man. The old man's watching me watch them. He's literally like, same. I'm looking at him. He was like this. At me, just staring at me. So I go. He goes. He goes. I take it out. He goes, it was crazy. Little kiddos, ain't they? I was like, oh, old guys, cool as hell. And I was like. I was like, yeah. I mean, you know, teach their own. Everyone parents a different way. He goes, I mean, but just no socks and no shoes. That's. I mean, we just. We weren't allowed to do that. And, hell, we were dirtier than y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

I was like, oh, this old guy's cool as hell. I was like. So I'm, like, bantering with him. I go, yeah, it's honestly pretty disgusting. Like, I would never let my kid do that. It's actually kind of gross when you think about it. The old man stands up. The old man stands up and goes, those are my grandchildren. He stands up at the seat and goes, those are my grandbabies. And he tucks the seat behind him and goes, like this takes off, and I lit. That was the first time in my life. That was some tv. First time in my life. I was, when I say, genuinely stuck in, like, Medusa, stoned.

[B]

I was like.

[A]

I was like. I just got. Got, like this old geezer just got mine. I mean, just perfect. He goes, that's gross, ain't it? I was like, yeah, little hillbilly weirdo kids.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He goes, those are my grandbabies. And he took off. And I. I. No. No other communication.

[B]

Nothing.

[A]

I just went, holy. Such a good. It was un. Like, it was the most movie tv, like. Like a skit ever. Like, it's like, he knew that was gonna happen.

[B]

That's one of those things. If that happened to me, I'd have been, like, in my bed that night. Just like, guys, as soon as I

[A]

got there, I was like, y' all won't believe what happened there, but I was like, I just got caught by a 90 year old. It was unreal, bro.

[B]

But is it bad? Okay, so is this bad to say you went to a bachelor trip that I Didn't go to yes. So you were there with men that I wasn't with.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Right. Is it bad the whole weekend that I was low key, like jealous and thinking about what you were doing?

[A]

I was doing the same with you though. Okay, but you know, I was by

[B]

myself, so it shouldn't matter, but.

[A]

No, you were by yourself in terms of people, you know, and stuff. But you were still doing things like that. Were would have been cool and fun and very informative stuff like that. So.

[B]

Yeah, but you were hanging out with. You're hanging out with other guys with stuff we like to do together.

[A]

Okay, that's true. But you act like first off, we were both. We were both invited and allowed to be at both of these places and

[B]

you chose to go to the other one.

[A]

It's simply off of. Off of the timeline in principle. I was like, you know, no, you

[B]

would prefer to hang out with other people.

[A]

I said, south by will happen next year. Hopefully. Hopefully Jordan never gets married again. This is a one time thing, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So. No, I mean it was. It was definitely a fun weekend and multiple times, actually you'd be.

[B]

You'd be happy about this.

[A]

You talked about other guys, brought you up multiple times.

[B]

Wait, other guys brought me up?

[A]

Other like non. Non. Jordan. Non. Our friend. Like other guys. Like, man, I wish P was here.

[B]

Did you ever bring me up multiple times. Why didn't you say that?

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

I'm saying you should always talk about my baby girl. But you didn't say that because you didn't really happy. Yes, I told you I was more

[A]

happy if other dudes brought you.

[B]

I don't give a f about them. I care about what you think of me.

[A]

Oh, of course I brought you.

[B]

What'd you say?

[A]

The second I landed, I was like, wish P was here, man.

[B]

Don't. Don't gaslight me. Do not lie to me.

[A]

We just brought. Bro. You got brought up in conversations how? Multiple times I told Jordan, I was like. I was like, j. Will. I said, Pete told me, like, he really, you know, he wishes he could be here, man. It's just one of those things he just. He couldn't miss. He was like, bro, no, I know. I wish you could be there too. We were talking about.

[B]

So that's not you.

[A]

That.

[B]

First of all, it's not Cam bringing up that he wanted me to be there. That's you saying no, that's you saying Peyton wanted to be here. Not I wish Peyton was here.

[A]

No, but there's multiple conversations. Are you Putting my to the fire right now. What's going on?

[B]

Well, because the whole weekend I was like, Cam would have loved this. Oh, this is me and Cam's favorite spot here. When I was talking to other.

[A]

You would have loved the. We went to. We went to the casino. I started telling stories about you at the casino. I said, oh, yeah, Peyton would definitely be sitting right here playing black jazz with blackjack with us. He'd be sweating bullets.

[B]

See how God doesn't like liars. I saw you twist that tongue. God don't like liars. He didn't even let you get that out smoothly. No.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I. I was talking. I even talked about Yu Gi. Oh. Cards in honor of you when you weren't there. I don't care about Yu Gi. Oh, you don't?

[A]

You need to. It's fun game.

[B]

There is so many. Dude. It was just. I talked about you so much. And then a lot of the weekend, I was like, I wonder if he's thinking about me. And you never gave me the reassurance that you were thinking about me this weekend, brother.

[A]

Did you? I can say the exact same thing.

[B]

I called you.

[A]

Switch it.

[B]

I called you.

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

You didn't call me.

[A]

That's not true. I didn't. I didn't call you one time.

[B]

No, you called me back from missing a call. Exactly. But you never reached out if. See, the phone works both ways.

[A]

Don't you. Don't you do this. Do not do this to me. Y' all paint me to oh bad when I love him more.

[B]

Oh, no, everybody, no, everybody knows that. No. Everybody knows. Everybody knows. I love.

[A]

That's not true.

[B]

Show of hands, people that vote.

[A]

Two more.

[B]

No, no. We're gonna vote by. We're gonna vote by hand. We're gonna vote by hand.

[A]

You would kill me. You'd kill me.

[B]

People that think that if there's a

[A]

10 million dollar bounty on my head, you'd be the one to kill me.

[B]

No.

[A]

You did my life for 10 million.

[B]

No. I'd get somebody to.

[A]

There we go. No.

[B]

Okay, vote. Who thinks that Peyton loves Cam more.

[A]

Appreciate it, boys. Who thinks. They're asking. No.

[B]

Who thinks. Who thinks Cam loves Peyton more? Split decision. No, wait.

[A]

There's a split decision. I got two.

[B]

Yeah. They didn't vote. Why aren't y' all vote.

[A]

I think it's.

[B]

I think it's equal.

[A]

Okay, so equal.

[B]

Equal.

[A]

Two for Cam, zero for you. I go. Sounds like a dub, boys.

[B]

That's what you get.

[A]

Oh, okay. No, no, no. I Lied. There's something else about the weekend. Has nothing to do with the weekend, but it happened there. Okay, we got. We got. I mean, incredibly drunk one night, right? Yeah, of course. Next morning we wake up, dude, let's

[B]

put it on each other's foreheads. Let's see how it works.

[A]

Dude, get a butt naked. Make him run in the desert, dude.

[B]

Let's all get blindfolded, feel each other and try to guess who it is. That's Yalls type of.

[A]

That is not what happened in the slightest. But we all got very.

[B]

We can all watch it on the same computer.

[A]

So we got. We had a fantastic night before. We wake up and we're all kind of, you know, aiding each other. First aid medic, Right? And we're sitting in the living room.

[B]

I love the morning after with you.

[A]

We put.

[B]

I love waking up.

[A]

I kiss the small of your shoulder. You gotta ask the real questions after. After you clean them out. You gotta go. Let me go through your phone interface. Wait, what?

[B]

There's this video. I love when you. I love waking up hungover next to you. Cause you go, oh, you look so beautiful this morning. I love that. I love when you do that to me. Anyway, how'd you do it with them?

[A]

None of that. So we go downstairs and we were all talking about it. So we decided we put on the dino documentary, that new documentary about the dinosaurs.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Have any of y' all seen this?

[B]

Seen it on Pop up on Netflix, but I haven't watched anything of it. Why? What is it?

[A]

It's in one word. Two words utter. Three words utter. Nonsense.

[B]

Really. Is it about dinosaurs?

[A]

It. It's about. I'm gonna say a couple things. It's about dinosaurs, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. They start off saying, narrated by Morgan Freeman. The first dinosaur was cracked and hatched 300 million years ago. How the do we know any of that?

[B]

You know, don't get me started.

[A]

300 million. No. But here we go. Right? As it's commonly known. Used to be Pangea, one big super mass continent about 300 million years ago. It was basically like one big desert. And then it goes into the CGI field, right? Just a little dinosaur running around. Then it rained quite a lot of rain. Actually rained for a million years straight.

[B]

What?

[A]

They claim it rained for a million years straight. When I say a good carpenter with some gopher wood made a big boat because it rained 40 days and 40 nights, I'm called crazy. It rained a million years straight.

[B]

Not one day of sun and there's

[A]

not a drop that fell over this

[B]

guy a million years, wouldn't we, the world be water?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Billion years of straight water.

[A]

They said, dude, that's what I'm saying. You reigned a million years straight.

[B]

People that believe in dinosaurs are the same people that believe in Santa. Like, it's not like it's, it's the craziest thing to me.

[A]

What are we talking? So then first off, the first dinosaur ever, right? When you, when you visually stunning, it looked great. If you had, if you had a vice in you at some point. Like, we were kind of fighting it, maybe a little. Still drunk. It's a cool show. Yeah, sorry. Here in Morgan Freeman you go, oh, this is nonsense. Yeah, absolute nonsense propaganda. The first one that hatch is like the size of a little chicken.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[A]

They go, yeah, that was the earliest ancestor of all the dinosaurs. And you know, it was just that species for a hundred million years.

[B]

How many years do we have? How many years do we have?

[A]

They said, how old's the earth? Oh, yeah, exactly, right. They said that species survived by its. Think about what I'm saying. By itself on a desert mass supercontinent for a hundred million years.

[B]

Were they asexual or bisex?

[A]

You tell me. Don't.

[B]

Well, yeah, well, they could have been.

[A]

They could have been several sexual.

[B]

It's either they're asexual.

[A]

They had to be dirt sexual. There's nothing else around, apparently for a hundred years.

[B]

Just a lot of water.

[A]

No, not even the water yet. Not even water. That's before the water.

[B]

Oh, wait, so they.

[A]

That they're saying survived a hundred million years before. And I'm sitting here watching it. I'm like peeping the room. I'm like, okay, I don't want to be like the only cynical guy. Like, I'm like, are y' all hearing this? Or am I like, am I dragging this? Like, is it, is this not nonsense, y'? All? But I was just kind of like, no, no.

[B]

Dinosaurs is the biggest scam that America has gotten off on us.

[A]

It is the biggest implied. I, I mean, I, we. I didn't finish, I didn't even finish a whole episode in its entirety without standing. I, I couldn't take it. I was like, I need a beer. I can't watch this sober. My blood pressure's rising.

[B]

I want to meet the people that actually believe this. Like, I want to meet the people

[A]

that funded that project. If you want to make a cool looking dinosaur thing, just make your own spin off of Jurassic World. Do some with some little caveman cgi. Haven't fighting and be a cool film. Don't you? Don't whoever made that, don't you look me in my eyes and get a deal with Netflix and say rained the thing that blows my mind, right? We're in such this fact prove like you gotta prove. How do we know that? No, how do we know that it rained for a million years straight? I'm gonna google something that is unfathomable.

[B]

If it rained for 1 million years straight, how many gallons of water is that? It's a good question.

[A]

It's a decent question.

[B]

If it rained for 1 million years straight. Oh, I have it on think mode. So it takes a little longer.

[A]

She's like, hold on real quick.

[B]

If it rained for 1 million years straight, how many gallons of water is that? One million years equals about. Oh God, 8. 8,766,000,000 hours of water. That would be 5.46 billion gallons per square foot.

[A]

Think about what you I want you to look at your feet.

[B]

Look at your feet.

[A]

Make a nail making l. There'd be 5 billion gallons of water right there.

[B]

It says for on one acre there would be about 237.8 trillion gallons of water.

[A]

Hey, grandma's farm. No shot.

[B]

On one square mile, there would be about 152.2 quadrillion gallons of water.

[A]

On one square mile that and now you wonder. Well, now you wonder why it's all drinking again. Yeah, it was. If you have a chance, go. I mean, go be fooled on your own time because that was. It was unbelievable, bro.

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[A]

You should know, podcast dude, some crazy

[B]

things I've been watching this weekend but has really captivated my time. Have you watched the fruit AI dramas on Tick Tock?

[A]

Fruit AI dramas?

[B]

You haven't seen Water Molina in Apollon?

[A]

What the hell did you just say to me? Water Molina.

[B]

Water Molina. Water Molina. She's going through it right now. Can I explain to you what's going on, Hayden? What's happening? So if you don't know, if you don't watch the fruit AIs on TikTok. Basically, these. These whole drama shows, and they're like these short stories about these fruit, and a lot of them. Water Molina is cheating on her husband, right?

[A]

And.

[B]

Or who's.

[A]

Who's husband? Water Malone.

[B]

No, Aplon. He's an apple. Apple on Apollon. Yeah. And so.

[A]

But I feel.

[B]

There's one about Watermelina, and I feel so bad for her. She's pregnant, right? So she's pregnant in her bed with Apollon, right? She's laying down, right? And she farts. And then Aplon gets up and he goes, watermelina, you flatulence lady, get out. And he kicks her out, and he goes, you'll never be worthy of raising my children. She's pregnant. And she kicks Watermelina out of the house. Now she's crying, walking down the street until this sexy, rich pineapple finds her.

[A]

What the is his name? What is his name?

[B]

I don't know his name. I don't know his name. But he took her in, right? Found her on the street crying, pregnant. She just got left because she's a flatulence lady, right? And so watermelon, they kiss and then they're in bed, right? And God bless her, she's pregnant.

[A]

She sounded like a. No, she's the.

[B]

Well, no, she's. She got kicked out, so she's free.

[A]

She got kicked out holding another man's baby. Went straight to a sexy, rich pineapple. Gone to bed with him.

[B]

Yes. Well, so she's in bed, right? There's there. She's in Bed. They're sleeping, right? And again she farts. Now the pineapple's not having it. He gets up and he got. He goes, water Molina. He was like, you're not worth this luxury house. Get out. Then Aplon and the pineapple meet up and they charge her. They go, we're trying you. You're going to jail for being a flatulence lady.

[A]

The hell do these people live?

[B]

So the next scene is Watermelina in the courtroom next to judge Banana. And Judge Banana sentences Watermelina to like life in prison just cause she's farting.

[A]

Couple gassy poops.

[B]

They're not playing that. And I'm telling you, it's a whole big drama series. But now they're spin offs and I would like to show you one.

[A]

I would absolutely love to watch Water Molina fart in bed with a rich pineapple.

[B]

Well, this isn't. This isn't the Water Molina. This is a different one. Now this is a good story. We're gonna throw it up on screen so you can see it. I Love these fruit AI dramas on TikTok and I want you to react to it.

[A]

I have never heard this. I have never seen this. Why are you seeing this is the better question.

[B]

Hit play. No, it's really good. It's really good.

[A]

Dog. I did not know they were like still human bodies.

[B]

Yeah, they're human bodies.

[A]

I thought it was like a whole apple or something. That is a woman. Just. That's an orange.

[B]

I want you to play it.

[A]

Bell pepper man.

[B]

I want you to play it.

[A]

It's got to be spicy. I'm going to the park. Okay, do whatever you want.

[B]

Aren't you coming with me?

[A]

No. Okay.

[B]

See you later. Mandarina doesn't care about me anymore. Doesn't sleep with me anymore.

[A]

She only cares about her beauty now.

[B]

She's neglected our marriage a lot.

[A]

Sist. Hey, Strawberry. Look.

[B]

Lost baby boy.

[A]

Maybe I am. This is my story. What a neglectful wife. In her place, I'd make you the happiest man in the world. Oh no. I have your number. Oh, iPhone 17. Strawsberry. I want to meet you. Call me. Did you hear? Oh yes. She's a real one. I thought she was a. You deserve someone better. Oh yeah, the twist. No, no. Oh my God. Of course I accept. No, I'm telling you. Hey, Kirsten. Okay, do whatever you want. It's the best. Oh God. I think I ruptured something. It's the best in the world. Oh my God. Where did you find that?

[B]

You know, it's all over my for you page.

[A]

God, I'm so Captivating in like 66.

[B]

No. It's so captivating. There's hundreds of these stories. There's hundreds of them and a lot of them now they need to tweak the storylines right now because a lot of it is cheating. Like figuring out I saw one where it was this banana and this apple, right? And then the apple went and left and she was cheating with a potato. And then so she left but she was pregnant, right? And then so she was on the. On the table fruits being knocked up. What? And then so she was laying on the table about to give birth and. And it didn't make sense that what she gave birth to was a french fry. And so he figured out that's. He goes I'm an apple, you're a banana. How is there a french fry? And then they found out he was cheating the whole time because the kids snitched. I'm. It's so good. And there's like whole like conversation pieces on TikTok about it. Like you can go and watch reviews and there's a 38 part fruit Love island going on right now and I'm on like episode eight. It's so good. It's so good.

[A]

Series. Like I thought it was just one offs and one offs and one offs.

[B]

No Cam, It's.

[A]

There's a 38 I gotta watch. No kid I have to.

[B]

The best thing is getting in the algorithm of that because you knew you can watch people do assumptions of like who do you think is gonna pair together? Is it gonna be app is going to be watermelon. Like you don't know who is going to get together and so you guess is incredible. It is so good.

[A]

What. How did you find that though? How did that get on your page?

[B]

Well okay cuz there was a thick strawberry that walked across the screen and

[A]

I was like strawberry didn't look half bad. Strawberry looked decent.

[B]

No, she was double cheeked up.

[A]

So I was like she was double cheeked up. She was a triple agent. Yeah, she was a triple agent bell pepper psychotic at the end he broke through the door throwing.

[B]

We're putting hundreds of thousands of people onto this new show right now. So.

[A]

Oh my God. Oh my God.

[B]

Can we please find a way to have like can somebody that makes those AI fruit.

[A]

Oh my God. Please make something about.

[B]

Please feature us in one of the episodes.

[A]

Like I would love just have have those straws berries Little fine watching us in the background.

[B]

Strawsberry.

[A]

That's the storyline it's us. We leave shooting, and you go back and we both see straws, berries, and we go to eat lunch. Something we start fighting over. Oh, there's no way I'm this happy over a strawberry bell pepper.

[B]

No, it's crazy, the things that.

[A]

She's a snake, dude.

[B]

I love how invested you are. Because I was nervous at first.

[A]

I was pissed, and then I was like, okay, she's really a good. Like, she's a girl's girl. She's a fruit's fruit. And then I was like, oh, no, she's a double agent.

[B]

She's a double agent.

[A]

Then she triple agent.

[B]

Yes. Yeah. They sprayed pesticides on that fruit.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Oh, she's got some worms. For sure.

[B]

Yeah. It's crazy. That strawberry got it done for me, to be honest.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, I get decent.

[B]

I get turned on by strange things. Really? Yeah. I got a question for you, though.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

What is the strangest thing that turns you on?

[A]

During the height of puberty, when I'd sit there and play my games, the controller hit the right way, it'd be. It'd be a little dangerous. And there's absolutely nothing that is supposed to get me like that. I'd literally just be playing Call of Duty. Be like, oh, God. Yeah, he's still there. Any.

[B]

No, anytime. Anytime your player was getting hit, it was like.

[A]

And you're like, no. I was never one for the vibrate function, but I was more.

[B]

Wait, what are you talking about?

[A]

Quite literally, at the peak when just pheromones are. I mean, testosterone is probably pupping, like 1100.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, young pup. You're getting that big dog. I'd literally be sitting there playing cod, and I'd be like, bro, mother. Oh, yeah. Still got. It'd be time to. Really? Yeah.

[B]

That's just. Okay, what about now as an adult?

[A]

Now as an adult, good patterns. Like, really, like in a. In. In like fashion in life? No, like a. Okay, now I know.

[B]

God forbid. Lives got some flannel on. You're like, look at those checkers.

[A]

Oh, my damn. No, I swear to God, I never. I actually think I've said it on the pot. I would never care about a lawn. Dude, it's something about when you have your own lawn. No, you see a diced up lawn, and that is like, I'm talking to the nines. You go, mother. You're.

[B]

I'm not talking about things you like. I'm talking about generally what gets you riled up. Like, get you going.

[A]

Oh, with my wife, with my Wife.

[B]

Just your wife.

[A]

Okay, well, let's see. How do I say this while protecting her image lives. Liv's got some goodie bags upstairs, right? Yeah, it's getting weird. Here we go.

[B]

See? No, you know nothing about. Before you answer this, you can answer this in a PC way. I'm trying. That's a bad start.

[A]

Okay, so it's like. Liv, it's like a stack of perfectly cooked pancakes up top, and it's.

[B]

I don't want it.

[A]

Okay. It was hard. Well, I don't know. Okay. Basically, she'll. Sometimes when she's walking around the house, she's very much in that housewife, that mom kind of bag of fashion, of clothing. Basically, like a tank top with nothing under it.

[B]

Oh, so you're like, good morning, mother.

[A]

Yeah, good morning, mother. Oh, I get baby with a little bandana up top, turns around in a white cami. She's like, hey, babe, have a good day. And I'm sorry.

[B]

Like, yeah, weird thing. I like my ears getting played with now. See?

[A]

And you. That's.

[B]

That is.

[A]

So far, I don't think I've ever. I've never felt arousal from my ear.

[B]

Oh, dude, you got to get hit the right way. I mean, so there was. So the thing is, my body gets really immune to stuff fast, so you got to ramp it up. So at first, my girl would just play with the outer rim of my ear.

[A]

Like, we play with your ear.

[B]

Well, I'd be driving. She would always be playing with this rim right here in my ear, and I'd be like. Like, I leave like this. Like, that got me going.

[A]

Oh, my.

[B]

Then we got. Now we're into inner ear parts. We get to. But it's not like we're doing that to get started. It's like you're just doing that, and it's getting me started.

[A]

She's giving you a wet willy, and it's turning on the engines. You're. You're kicking the old Thunderbird up off a wet willy. That is some weird.

[B]

No, it's a sensitive part of your body.

[A]

Sitting there watching Appelina. She's just, like, right in the ear. And you just go, oh, hold on, Straws, Berry. I'm coming for you. There's no way.

[B]

Oh, yeah. God forbid. She starts twisting the earring. Gets a little keloid crust off me. You hear that little crack? Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about.

[A]

You're like.

[B]

That odor starts hitting the room, boy.

[A]

Okay, So I went through a bad, bad spell probably two months straight. Two Months straight of not taking the earrings out. Okay. And I started. I started getting on your level.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I remember I'd be in public and I'd literally be like this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I go for a little quick dig and I'd go, oh. I mean, right now it's pretty pungent. That is pretty pungent right now. Dude, it hit this all time high where the keloid net, like, bacterial stench was gone. And it was pure, just Metallica. Like a 2006 bike you got outside the thunderstorms for 20 years.

[B]

Be careful in your bloodstream. You start peeing like that, it starts smelling like metallic when you pee. That's where I'm at right now. It's bad.

[A]

I think I might have like crossed that threshold though.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They had pissed and it literally smelled like an aluminum can. It smell like I drank a soda then ate the can after it.

[B]

Yeah. Smells like sheet metal getting burned in there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It gets going. Yeah. But that's just. I just wanted to know. It's the weirdest turn on you have.

[A]

Can we, can we.

[B]

We've never done this. Can we go back and forth on this? I. I need somebody to confide in. Like, confide in like, therapy wise.

[A]

That's your baby girl.

[B]

I want to go back and forth and I want to see if you agree with me. Please. I think you're gonna get hype.

[A]

Like.

[B]

Okay, all right. We're both in relationships and we've never, like, really had relationship therapy.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, okay.

[B]

What is the worst part about being in a relationship? Because I gotta be honest,

[A]

yo.

[B]

Like some relationship pet peeves. I got some.

[A]

Okay, that's.

[B]

Dude, I. And I didn't know this. I've never really been in a relationship. This is my first one and I love my girl. Like, it's great.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Except for this.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, I hate every night. I gotta go fill up that water bottle.

[A]

Oh, welcome to the club, buddy. Right now I'm making a six part sleep cocktail. Wait till you graduate to that. Oh, my God. I'm doing like tart cherry juice, the small cubed ice, magnesium powder, 4 ounces of water, and a vitamin C pack on top. Yeah. I go, you're lucky I don't bring you a seven up.

[B]

Oh, dude, it's. It's the worst. I never would have thought about this. Why does every girlfriend need water so bad at night? Like, why do they become so.

[A]

They have to do it for you Go your own dream.

[B]

It's like, hey, you know you're gonna be thirsty before you get in this room.

[A]

Yeah, you're not.

[B]

You stop and go get that water,

[A]

fetching it from a well. Go to the fridge and hit the thing. Holy.

[B]

God forbid you bring, like, a water bottle and you don't put in one of those tin can aluminum things that they, like, die for. Dude.

[A]

Okay, I don't know. I don't know if you experienced this. And it's not. It's not. It's not terrible. Anytime we leave the house, come to the mirror, we're taking a picture. And that's just. It's just something with that I don't like. It's not a bad thing. You got memories. There's a. There's 700 pictures. There's 700 pictures in Liv's phone of me here, holding her here with this smile. And then she's holding. She's holding my little white son, and she's going, and it's 700.

[B]

At what point are we just gonna. Are these are all gonna blend together? Yeah, like, there's no difference in 40.

[A]

I'm wearing the same thing in 40 of them. Like, this is like. Stop taking pictures of me.

[B]

At least give me the decency of a different background.

[A]

There's a new mandate. Ask. Ask me if you. If I want to be in the picture, because I'm not. I'm not just going for it anymore. I'm not going for it, bro.

[B]

You know what else I hate?

[A]

What? Oh, I hate. Oh, this is it.

[B]

I hate how if I'm hungry and I go get food and I don't bring something back, I'm a domestic.

[A]

Like, I don't understand, like, why I'm

[B]

the worst person on earth if I decide to get myself food. You weren't hungry.

[A]

Okay, now. Okay, I'll level with you.

[B]

Did.

[A]

Did you even tell her you were getting food, though? No, because why do I have to? It could be you don't have to, but that could be some shady. No, you're rolling the dice, buddy. But why? Because she's gonna go like this. Oh, I'm so tired of sleep. You're gonna let your guard down. She's gonna go sleep. Like you need to. You just. You gotta announce it. Hey, I'm pretty hungry. I am going to get food. I'm a grown man with my own car, my own money. I'm gonna go buy food.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Do you want something then? If it's a no, there's nothing. Go. You're not in the wrong. I'm just saying there's. It's an open ended Discussion.

[B]

No, no. But the thing is, I'll go spend hundreds of dollars on groceries. I have packed this house with groceries. You like eating groceries. I don't.

[A]

So I'm going to go get this grease. Yes. Fry oil.

[B]

I'm going to go get this double quarter pounder and I'mma come back. I come back in the house. Hot meal. Where's mine? Eat the apple that I just bought you.

[A]

Eat your kimchi. Whatever the hell it is.

[B]

Yeah, you're so help out on your meal. Pretty prep. Eat that.

[A]

Oh, so you brought up food, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Brought up food. This. This might be. This might be my number one.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Of all of them.

[B]

Okay, tell me, what is it?

[A]

We're gonna go get food. We're gonna doordash whatever it is. Hey, babe, what do you feel like eating? Oh, I don't know. Oh, I know. I've played this game for eight years. What do you feel like eating? She goes, no. Really doesn't matter. You pick.

[B]

Oh, dude.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

You're about to get me real mad. I'm ready.

[A]

Oh, you're ready. Oh, here comes the pitch. I go, awesome. Jersey Mike, thinking Taco Bell, Dog.

[B]

You should have said what you wanted.

[A]

Just say the tacos. Oh. Oh.

[B]

Oh, wow. Oh, I thought I asked you for an hour.

[A]

Oh, God, dude. Oh, my God. I'm not seven. I'm not seven. This isn't a back and forth.

[B]

I think my knuckles bleed. Oh, wow. That was a dense house.

[A]

Oh, wow, that is very dense. Oh, his hand's hurting so much. His hurt hits my wrist after touching that. His hand's up, boys. Oh, God, that house is thick. Oh, no, his hand hurts.

[B]

He broke his wrist. Oh, wow. No, that hit a. They need a nerve. I don't care about where we go, babe. I don't care. I don't care where we go. All right, I'm gonna get this. Oh, I'm not really feeling that. Oh, you. Oh, wow.

[A]

I've fully canceled a reservation before. I swear to God. I literally said, where do you want to go? She said, I don't care. I think I did. I think I did, like an Italian spot. She was like, oh, babe, we had pasta earlier this week. I said, I'm staying inside. I said, we're not going. You can take Malachi. I'm stay right here.

[B]

Dude. Last thing that just reminded me, why. Why? If you want to go to Starbucks, right? Or if you want to go get ice cream and we go. I'm like, okay, I'll drive us to go get ice Cream. And you order. And you look at me. What are you getting? And I say, nothing. Why am I the worst person ever?

[A]

Yeah, I'm that.

[B]

I'm evil. He's like, really? You're gonna make me eat this by myself? You wanted it.

[A]

You wanted it, not me. I go, I want nothing. She goes, mmm, all right, Adolf. And I go, oh, that's not fair. I don't want the coffee. I don't even want to be in this car with you. But I drove you, and I'm swiping my car, and I'm the worst person ever. That's funny. That's how I feel. Ah, dude. That's how I feel.

[B]

Can we do this, like, once a month?

[A]

No, we need to. And I'm not gonna lie. You said you had one more. I'm going one more time.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Olivia is my absolute best friend. I love her more than anything. So this is a 50. 50 the amount of phone calls I get a day from my wife.

[B]

No, no, no, no. It is bad.

[A]

No, no, it's bad.

[B]

No, it's bad.

[A]

You need to put her on a restriction. The reason I say is 50. 50. I love the fact that if you have a problem or something, you are calling the leader of our covenant. The spiritual leader, the man of the house. You're like you. You rely on me. I love that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I love that. And I feel like I have to feel that sense of need, and it gives me purpose. I don't need you to call me for you to tell me of a dingleberry and it's hard time coming out. I don't need you to call me to tell me that Taylor got broken up with on the show. I don't need you to call me to show me my son when I kissed him on his head this morning when I left. I don't need that. I don't need. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. When you have a kid. Oh, my God. I know it's gonna be some years when you have a. Oh, my God. When you have a kid, dude. Oh. Oh, wow.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

When you have a kid. When you have a kid, if you. If you don't every five minutes, go, God, that kid's amazing. You're. You're an absent father. You're an absent father. You're.

[B]

You're.

[A]

You might as well. You might as well pack up and leave, because it's. Is. We will be. We were on. For God's sake. We were on her birthday staycation.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And she goes, have you talked to Bubba and I said, no. I said, I've had three old fashions and some with you. I said, no, I haven't talked to Bubba. And she goes, why do you do that? And I was like, do what? Why do you not call your son? I heard this because I'm here with you. He's 40 minutes away. I was like, I don't need. He's with someone. We trust. I'll call him later. She goes, yeah, I guess we're just different. And I'm looking like, yeah, I guess we are. Like, I don't know. I don't know if that makes me a bad dad. I don't need it. That's definitely a motherly thing, and that's not a shot against women, but I don't need.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

To see my son.

[B]

But that's how you are with everything, though. You're very, like, not that way, bro.

[A]

If. If Pierce didn't talk to me for a year, I would. I was throwing parade. I'd be like, God, thank you, Jesus. I love Pierce. Oh, my God, you do. Listen to my parents. I'm kidding. If Pierce didn't talk to me for a year and on day 366 he called me, I'd be like, what's up, you little. Like that. That's just me as a. Like, I don't. I am the what as a person. Did you say, as a black man? Did I say that?

[B]

No. Yeah, you said just me as a black man.

[A]

I did not say that. I said me as a person. Listen.

[B]

No, you didn't. You said. You said me as a black man.

[A]

If I did, I don't think it was supposed to slip. I just might have been internal. But I don't think I said that,

[B]

Dariel. You feel me, right?

[A]

I go, come on, dog. There's no way I said that. If I did, I was supposed to come out.

[B]

I want to take my black.

[A]

I'll see y' all later. I'm taking my black sleep. No, but that. I am the. I am. I might be the least in need of reassurance.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now, outside of my wife. My wife.

[B]

I do.

[A]

I like reassurance from her because it's a different thing. Everyone else in my life, parents, friends, family, like, I do not need you to tell me we're still good. We're locked in. It's like. Because in my mind, if we didn't. If we didn't fall out.

[B]

Yeah, we're good.

[A]

We're good.

[B]

But we say all that to say that we absolutely.

[A]

I adore My wife, I love her to.

[B]

So that's probably gonna get clipped and then there's gonna be comments. The woman activists. We love you.

[A]

Yes, I love. Then.

[B]

Then you shouldn't be with her.

[A]

Then you should get your own water. Do it every day. I'm just kidding. No, but I love all women. Not like that. I love my wife.

[B]

I don't love all women.

[A]

There's some. I don't know, there's actually a lot of ones that suck. But women are great.

[B]

Water Molinas out there. All the water Molinas out there.

[A]

Oh my God, dude. And the strawberries. If you didn't look so good, you'd be a witch.

[B]

But I want to say, dude, again, my girl is my best friend and I would. I would love to. I wouldn't rather it with anybody else,

[A]

but I mean, can I thing though? We should definitely do that once a month.

[B]

No, no. That feels good. I feel seen.

[A]

I feel like liberated, dude.

[B]

Cuz most of the time, for our whole friendship, I've been single telling you about being like me being a and stuff.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And that was the first time we've been able to like, really?

[A]

Why? It really is. That's a. That's a revelation for us.

[B]

It's unbelievable.

[A]

Does it feel good?

[B]

Yeah, no, it felt really good. Now I'm worried about whenever this video plays in. In my house.

[A]

Yeah, I'm kind of. I was immediately thinking about the backlash from that too.

[B]

Oh, you know what I was doing

[A]

have a PowerPoint on that.

[B]

He's gonna go.

[A]

Go sit down real quick. Like, so what? I'm like this. No, I love making your drink, babe. I love making your water.

[B]

You got to know. You got to know the go to though, babe.

[A]

It's. It's a podcast.

[B]

You know, we're making jokes.

[A]

Oh, yeah, we're making jokes.

[B]

You know I don't mean that. Come on.

[A]

Since she walks away, I take my phone.

[B]

I'm like, oh, that's my favorite thing to do. Oh, I always just. Oh, come on. You know it's a joke. Oh, you guys know it's not.

[A]

You go, oh, my God. That came from beneath my heart. That was so real.

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[A]

Oh God, you're beaming.

[B]

Have you seen the story about the dolphins kidnapping the man to grow this under water city?

[A]

What?

[B]

There's a story going around about dolphins kidnapping a man to build an underwater city. You haven't seen this?

[A]

Not at all.

[B]

Oh my God. Like this is like the biggest story right now.

[A]

Underground city for the dolphins or for the humans?

[B]

Underwater city. Underwater for the dolphins, I assume. So basically what happened in Florida, there was a man found it like on the shore of a beach, dehydrated, disheveled. Right. The sheriffs came and picked him up. Right. As soon as they picked him up, he was. They said he was like super dehydrated, all messed up. He started drawing diagrams. He said he saw these diagrams whenever he got kidnapped by dolphins. He said these dolphins kidnapped him and took them 40ft feet underwater to where they were building this underwater city. He said these dolphins had a leader. The leader dolphin, his name was Gerald. It's not funny.

[A]

Yes, it is. Gerald.

[B]

Yes. And so they. He said that they communicated with him in clicks. Yes. And he said, and so obviously you're thinking, how the hell was he 40ft underwater and could breathe?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He said that they built these water bubbles around him for him to breathe.

[A]

Gerald built the human Floridian man a water apparatus to breathe.

[B]

And basically they kept him down there to help build this underwater city. He said it was like hours. Hours. They kept him down there.

[A]

He said, that's a piece of city you're knocking down. Three hours, Gerald. You don't got better Blueprints than this. The hell?

[B]

So then he said that his work, what they needed him for, what they brought him down for was done. So they brought him back up. Right. He said that they were gonna call him back down whenever they needed him.

[A]

What the. Does that mean they're calling back down? Yes. Gerald's like, see, you think I was like, oh, start walking to the beach.

[B]

So you think it's crazy, Obviously. Obviously to anybody, when you first. Crazy when you first hear. That's nuts. This guy is crazy.

[A]

Yeah. He's on heavy hard drugs.

[B]

Well, the medical staff took him in, right, to treat him for dehydration and obviously mental things and see what's going on. Where was this guy at? What's wrong with him? They tested him, right, for dehydration. They. They were treating him. They said he had no signs of mental impairment, no mental disorders or disabilities, and nothing was wrong with his brain. They said they found seawater, like, in his lungs. Then they said they found, like, I forgot what it's called. Like, corals or something. All inside of his body showing that he was in a deep part of the water.

[A]

What in the hell?

[B]

Yeah. So how do you feel about this? I.

[A]

Now I have to deep dive this. You know me. I have to go home and deep dive this.

[B]

I. Whenever I heard this, obviously, I was like, this guy is insane.

[A]

Who? The name the king dolphin Gerald. That's my. That is my biggest thing. That's the craziest part about this. That arguably is the wildest thing.

[B]

Not that there's an under a water dolphin world.

[A]

No, that's insane.

[B]

We're gonna.

[A]

We're gonna touch on it. But why is the king named Gerald of all names? You couldn't get some sick, clicky name?

[B]

I don't know. But, Jer, I mean, would you not respect the Gerald?

[A]

I'd respect any talking dolphin, but, like, Gerald makes you kind of lame. I'm like, oh, wow.

[B]

I.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

At first I was like, this guy

[A]

is crazy, like, titan.

[B]

But once the medical staff treated him and tested him, and they said, we don't know how all this salt water and all this stuff is in him.

[A]

Him.

[B]

And they have no signs of, like, mental problems at all. I'm kind of believing this Florida man building this dolphin city underwater.

[A]

Dude, it's Florida, bro. They are. They always got some Florida always has crazy. Probably invented a new drug that doesn't pull up on the scans or something like that, because there's no way bro was abducted. First off, had they. Had they abduct him. Dolphins don't have arms.

[B]

If you know anything about dolphins, dolphins get what they want.

[A]

Oh, they get what they want. Cute little creature. But I'm.

[B]

They're cute, but they are violent.

[A]

Yeah, but they, they. No wonder they needed an opposable thumb and hands. Build the city. They don't have their own arms. Yeah, but they're slabbing bricks together like this.

[B]

They're like. Have you never seen the stories of dolphins? Like helping people up to shore? Like saving people from drowning. They can move humans if they want to. Mute humans.

[A]

No, they can. But like I'm saying, was he already like, significantly off the shore? Treading water, swimming, practicing, praying, doing whatever he needed.

[B]

Does it matter?

[A]

Does it matter how dolphins are talking? Built a breathing apparatus or building a city that's ducked in a human.

[B]

That's the question you should be asking. You're asking where was he swimming at?

[A]

No, they're all linked. I'm saying, how'd they get.

[B]

Bro, he was probably in the water. And then they're like, oh, we need him. Come here. I believe it. What do you feel?

[A]

I'm mean, obviously I don't believe it, but I want to. You know me. I love a good. I love a good little. Little freaky.

[B]

I think if there's any sea creature that could do that, it would have to be dolphins. They're so smart.

[A]

They seem very sweet too. Like, they seem.

[B]

They're not.

[A]

Well, I mean, they kidnapped him. Yeah.

[B]

And they do other things.

[A]

Fully abducted.

[B]

Do your own research. Oh, they do. That's why I said they'll get what they want.

[A]

Oh, yeah, well, they will.

[B]

They're a little predatory.

[A]

Oh, that's a great point.

[B]

I've seen dolphins 10 take.

[A]

Yeah, they'd be like, oh, take a picture. 20 bucks. That dolphin's just looking at, waiting, just waiting on it anyway, but this. So. Okay, my thing is, do you know what they need to do? Like, for. Okay, dude.

[B]

Yeah. What do they need to do once

[A]

in the, in the. In the history of mankind? No punk government, law enforcement, no officials, no permits. Someone needs to strap. Gerald's the king. Someone is. What do we have the name on the.

[B]

No, I just. It says Florida man.

[A]

He's nameless. Okay, we'll call him Mike. Someone needs to. I'm talking GoPro on his ankle, ankle monitor on the other ankle, GoPro on the head. Some like as much information grabbing technology

[B]

we can, as much surveillance on the

[A]

Florida man and throw his back to the dolphins.

[B]

So you're. So you're saying that the gun.

[A]

You want to see it?

[B]

So you're saying the government should put surveillance on this Florida man?

[A]

I'm saying do not get the government involved. Involved?

[B]

Who should do it?

[A]

Independent researchers, Third party.

[B]

No, bro.

[A]

Because if the government does it, we never get to see it. I want to live through Mike and meet King gerald myself via GoPro.

[B]

You're already a step behind. I think the government is working with the dolphins. I think the dolphins. If any creature you should work with in the. In the sea, it should be dolphins.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Because they're double agents.

[A]

They are double agents. They look. They look shy. They'll get what they want. And they know what they're doing.

[B]

Yeah, they're Sergeant Brody. I mean, they.

[A]

I mean, Sergeant Brody.

[B]

I finished.

[A]

You did? Season three.

[B]

Season three.

[A]

I think I'm done.

[B]

I think I'm done. I think I'm done.

[A]

You liked Brody that much? Nah, I kind of thought that, too, though. I was like, wow. I was like, I was really invested. Three seasons deep, and now he's.

[B]

Spoiler alert, spoiler alert for 40 seconds later for a show called Homelander.

[A]

No, that's not it. It's just Homeland. Just Homeland.

[B]

Can I say something about the escape pod real quick? No. Can I say something? I talked to CJ about this. They mentioned us.

[A]

They did?

[B]

During an ad read.

[A]

What?

[B]

I was like, really? I was like, you can't talk about us for a second? It's like, no, I appreciate the nod. And I'm like, I'm actually a big fan of them.

[A]

I have a big fan. I like their.

[B]

In comments, like, oh, my God. How do you feel about the escape pod mentioning you? And I was like, good. Like, I want to go watch it. So I went and watched. I watched the whole episode. It was like, at the 54 minute mark. So I watched the whole thing. And then they were doing an ad read for like. Like, somebody. A Ray J product.

[A]

They're like, download. And it's like, by the way, love. Wait, what?

[B]

We might have to mute that, too,

[A]

because I don't know.

[B]

Isn't that, like a credit app? Yeah, yeah, we. We'd have to mute it, but.

[A]

Oh, I didn't even mean anything sideways.

[B]

No, no, but I. I was implying racism because you assume that because Ray J's not good with this finance.

[A]

Oh, no, I was saying that, like, I already had the. Before you said Rachel. No.

[B]

Yeah, no, no, but they were doing, like, an ad read, and then there it was, like, for headphones or something, and he was like, yeah, you can listen to the you should know podcast. I appreciate that was very sweet.

[A]

That's cool.

[B]

Talk about me a little more, hat guy.

[A]

Yeah, come on, hat guy. I sit there, I laugh. I'm cheek to cheek behind the phone.

[B]

Yeah, I was. I was DMing both of them, and I felt like I was cheating a little bit, because I was saying the same thing to both.

[A]

And I was like, you say, I'm gonna pin you.

[B]

Also, Leo Skeppy. Nah, it's like the new thing I just call out people,

[A]

dude.

[B]

Yeah. Funny enough. So Leo goes to the. Leo Skeppy goes to the same gym as our head of operations, K. Robin, our editor, C.J. they ran into him at the gym, and So K. Rob FaceTimed me with Leo Skeppy on the phone. Now, Leo said, ooh, you weren't excited enough whenever he flipped the phone, and I said, okay, I'll try again. They flipped the phone, and I got super excited, and he goes, no, show me your. And so I refilled my chest to Leo Skeppy, as you should in a public gym.

[A]

As you should.

[B]

And I witnessed a guy behind going like this.

[A]

They said, oh, dude, it's Pen. Oh. Oh.

[B]

They're like, oh, weird going on. Oh, I have something else to say about that. I got to tell you off camera, not about Leo, but about something that happened south by Southwest.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

It was crazy. Crazy. You ready to get us out of here?

[A]

And that was pop culture. Paying that cap.

[B]

Pop culture, Cam. Get us, get us, get us, get us, get us, get us, get us.

[A]

Oh, get us, get us, get us,

[B]

get us, get us, get us, get us. Burger, dress. We going and getting cold. Yeah, we're gonna go. And I want that little. Yeah, I want Pocahontas playing on my pole. I don't know if I could say that, but it's swole. Yeah, I'm on a roll, but there's no jelly. I'm gonna go into. What the hell? Yeah, I want to call you. Call me on my cell. I'm gonna go and play with Cam's big old belly.

[A]

Appreciate each and every single one of y' all coming back. Episode 209. You already know that top link in the description right there is the koala club. That's where anything, everything, and everything in between any and everything of the you should know podcast exclusive. That was a code almost.

[B]

I think I would understand the dolphins more than what you just said.

[A]

They're like everything else from us lives on our Patreon. The second link in the description is YSK. Unplugged, our new YouTube channel. Guys, it's growing. It's thriving. We want to see you over there. Go click that one. Go subscribe to the second channel. Tons of new and amazing things will be there as well. We absolutely love y'. All. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. This week's secret code, dbs. Not to be confused with VBS and vacation Bible school, but dbs.

[B]

Dolphins build schools.

[A]

Dinosaur. Bull.

[B]

Oh, dbs dinosaur. But put BS in the comments because we don't. We don't swear around here.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Don't, don't. Don't type the whole thing. It's a D and a B and

[B]

an S. All right, guys, remember one of the two quality berries stomach on Christmas. And we will see you next time. What?

[A]

Yeah. No. Yeah. Million years of rain.

[B]

Oh, my name's Cam. I'm making sure that my Travis Scotts are showing. And I make so much money, I

[A]

hold my shoe like this every time no matter what. Shoot it.

[B]

It's gonna be like a cold clothes out here. But I have a question.

[A]

Okay, this is new. This is interesting.

[B]

Plants breathe, right? Like, plants are alive, so they breathe. So isn't that, like, against what vegans want? Isn't that, like a factual statement?

[A]

I don't think a. I don't think they breathe.

[B]

Plants breathe.

[A]

Plants have lungs.

[B]

No, but they breathe different. They breathe, like, through their. Like their stem pores or. I don't know what it's called, but

[A]

I also don't think the. I don't think the end all be all for a vegan is if something breathes.

[B]

I thought vegans don't eat things that are alive. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think. I don't think vegans eat things that are alive.

[A]

Correct. I don't think. Yeah, they eat. I mean, what's.

[B]

What's the whole purpose?

[A]

Do you consider a russet potato alive?

[B]

Is it a plant?

[A]

It's potato.

[B]

It was before when if it was in the ground, it was alive.

[A]

That's like, where. Like, what does a potato. Does a potato know it's a potato? Does a potato have a conscience?

[B]

Oh, so souls is what you depict on sentience? Like he said, I don't know what sentience. Don't say that to me. Like, I know what sentience is like.

[A]

You're a living thing. Like, you can. Like, oh, I'm gonna. I'm gonna take a step. I can walk. I'm. I'm moving. I hunt, gather, reproduce. Like you're potato, potato And a baby.

[B]

So you're saying. So you're saying if there's a dumb pig out there, it doesn't matter?

[A]

No, it's still a pig. It might be a little dumb, but

[B]

pigs don't know the pig.

[A]

All species got people that at look little.

[B]

Yeah, we got kob. But pigs don't know they're pigs.

[A]

Pigs know they're pigs.

[B]

You think a pig knows it's a pig?

[A]

You think animals don't know it's an animal?

[B]

No, I don't think a monkey wakes up and it goes, oh, I'm an orangutan. No, I don't think so.

[A]

You're out of your godforsaken mind. Oh. Oh.

[B]

How do you know that then? How do you know a snake goes, I know I'm a snake.

[A]

They don't talk to them. Slither, fly me through. So.

[B]

So, Craig is another question.

[A]

Crickets, them. You saying they know what they are? I don't even think that is of importance.

[B]

You just said that. You said that's what makes a sential being.

[A]

No, sentient and not sential. And awakeness being like a cricket knows. Oh, if it's, like, woke, a cricket knows it has to go eat this plant, whatever, to survive.

[B]

No, it doesn't. It does not know that.

[A]

Why do they eat. Why does anyone eat?

[B]

It's second nature.

[A]

You don't think monkeys get hungry? Yes, I know they get hungry, but being. You know, they get hungry, which means they know they have to go eat, which means they know when they wake up, they got to do. There's a checklist.

[B]

So how does a plant now know? Plant knows they need water. Plants know they need sun. That's.

[A]

They know that a russet potato knows it needs sun. That's a plant. You keep saying plants. What do you think? Venus fly traps?

[B]

Yes, they eat, so you know they need to eat Venus fly. Exactly. So they know. So they have a conscious. If they know they need to eat flies and they need to grab something that comes in my mouth. Come here. Mm. Love punch.

[A]

Yeah, that's a. I. I'm not all.

[B]

So you're saying. So you're saying. So you're saying Venus fly traps are the same as monkeys. That's what you're saying, because they both know they need to eat.

[A]

No, but that's. That was one example of monkey knows it's family. A monkey has family. A monkey can feel love and sadness.

[B]

No, they try to put on punch to make us feel bad. Punch doesn't know what's going on punch is adorable. Punch is a cute animal. But it doesn't know.

[A]

Absolutely knows. It's monkey mom.

[B]

No, it doesn't know.

[A]

Kangaroo knows its parents. It jumps in that little skin.

[B]

No, it doesn't know that's my mom. It knows. That's what I like. That's a natural connection I have to this thing. Because it doesn't know what mom and dad is. It does not know what that is. That's a American thing that we put on our. I don't know. No, it's just.

[A]

I think you are out of your mind. You don't.

[B]

So they know their birthdays. So kangaroos know their birthdays.

[A]

If Ruby had puppies, you don't think, who's Ruby?

[B]

They don't know Ruby, my dog.

[A]

If my dog Ruby had puppies, you don't think those puppies would know Ruby's the mom.

[B]

You know they would know that's my food stuff source.

[A]

You're out of your mind.

[B]

No, that's a fact. They know that's a food source. They know that's a providing source. They don't.

[A]

How do you know that's a fact? Who've proved that fact?

[B]

I've talked to animals.

[A]

Oh, so clearly they. Clearly.

[B]

So does. Does my dog think I'm its dad? Because it's never met its parents. My dog has never met its parents.

[A]

No. It knows you're its care lover and provider.

[B]

Exactly. They don't know what mom and dad is. They know where their food sources and their survival source is.

[A]

I. I think you are. I mean, I think you're so dolo on this journey. I think you're.

[B]

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[A]

I. I don't. I don't. My mic, it's gone again.

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