GETTING MY BEST FRIEND PREGNANT! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast - Episode 145: "GETTING MY BEST FRIEND PREGNANT!"

Host/Author: Wood Elf Media
Description: Hosted by Peyton Hardin and co-hosted by Cameron Kennedy, the You Should Know Podcast delves into the personal lives and humorous interactions of best friends who openly share their secrets and playfully rib each other.

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1. Celebrating a Successful Year and Setting the Stage for 2025

The episode kicks off with heartfelt gratitude as Peyton and Cameron reflect on their journey through 2024, expressing excitement about their milestone goal of reaching 1 million subscribers in the coming year.

• Peyton [01:07]: "Boy, have we had a heck of a 2024."
• Cameron [02:03]: "We are so excited to go into 2025 with every single one of you."

They encourage listeners to engage with the community by subscribing, joining the Discord, and supporting their ad-free, uncensored Patreon tier, emphasizing their commitment to delivering quality content.

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2. New Year's Resolutions: A Humorous Exchange

Transitioning into the heart of the episode, Peyton and Cameron engage in a lighthearted exchange of New Year's resolutions, highlighting their friendship's dynamic through playful teasing.

• Peyton [04:47]: "My resolution for you is dress better."
• Cameron [05:01]: "My resolution for you is throw things away when they're finished."

The conversation escalates as they offer increasingly humorous and exaggerated resolutions, touching on personal habits and quirks.

• Peyton [06:25]: "My resolution for you is use less words when you try to get a point across. Less is more."
• Cameron [08:04]: "My fourth for you is do your laundry. You need to use your laundry. I have somebody for that."

Their banter not only entertains but also subtly underscores their deep understanding and camaraderie.

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3. The Hypothetical Pregnancy Challenge

In a standout segment, Cameron proposes a wild hypothetical scenario: Peyton becoming pregnant. This imaginative exercise serves as a comedic exploration of pregnancy-related challenges, complete with exaggerated physical simulations.

• Cameron [58:01]: "I need you to take your shirt off. Stand up."
• Peyton [60:07]: "This is simulated. Ow."

As Peyton navigates through various "pregnancy challenges," their genuine reactions and over-the-top humor provide both laughs and a nod to the realities of pregnancy.

• Peyton [65:36]: "How does it feel being pregnant?"
• Cameron [65:56]: "He's so cute."

This segment exemplifies their ability to blend absurdity with heartfelt moments, creating a memorable and entertaining experience for listeners.

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4. Navigating Exes at Weddings: A Debate on Boundaries

The conversation shifts to a more serious yet still humorous debate about the appropriateness of inviting ex-partners to one's wedding. Peyton shares personal insights and hypothetical situations, while Cameron challenges the practicality and social implications of such invitations.

• Peyton [68:19]: "I didn't know that was a thing."
• Cameron [72:26]: "That is strange."

Their back-and-forth dialogue delves into themes of trust, boundaries, and the complexities of maintaining amicable relationships after breakups, all while maintaining their signature humor.

• Peyton [75:01]: "That's just gonna happen. We just have a step kid now."
• Cameron [77:23]: "But why are you making your ex and your current friends."

This segment highlights their ability to tackle sensitive topics with a mix of sincerity and jest, fostering a relatable and engaging discussion.

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5. Reflecting on Social Events and Personal Anecdotes

Throughout the episode, Peyton and Cameron share various anecdotes from their personal lives, including memorable events like attending Juneteenth parties and the logistics of driving cars inside malls. These stories not only provide comedic relief but also offer listeners a glimpse into the hosts' personalities and experiences.

• Cameron [25:05]: "I have somebody for that."
• Peyton [29:34]: "This can't stay on YouTube. You got to mute this."

Their storytelling is marked by vivid descriptions and humorous exaggerations, making each tale both entertaining and engaging.

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6. Wrapping Up with New Year Wishes and Future Plans

As the episode draws to a close, Peyton and Cameron extend their New Year wishes to listeners, teasing upcoming content and expressing their eagerness to continue growing the You Should Know Podcast community in 2025.

• Peyton [86:54]: "What are we gonna do?"
• Cameron [87:03]: "Thank you for coming back once again for the Last episode of 2024."

They emphasize their dedication to delivering fresh and engaging content, encouraging listeners to join their expanded platforms, including Patreon, Twitch, Discord, and social media channels.

• Cameron [88:35]: "We cannot wait to see y'all next week."

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Notable Quotes

• Peyton [04:47]: "My resolution for you is dress better."
• Cameron [05:01]: "My resolution for you is throw things away when they're finished."
• Peyton [06:25]: "Use less words when you try to get a point across. Less is more."
• Cameron [58:01]: "I need you to take your shirt off."
• Peyton [65:36]: "How does it feel being pregnant?"
• Cameron [78:07]: "Would you invite your ex to your wedding? Yeah, like, but go."

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Conclusion

Episode 145 of the You Should Know Podcast offers a blend of humor, heartfelt moments, and candid discussions, encapsulating the essence of Peyton and Cameron's friendship. Through playful exchanges of New Year's resolutions, adventurous hypothetical scenarios, and debates on social norms, the hosts create an engaging narrative that resonates with both long-time listeners and newcomers alike. As they bid farewell to 2024 and look forward to 2025, their infectious energy and genuine camaraderie promise even more entertaining content in the episodes to come.

Transcript

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The New Year episode.

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Round of applause please. Last one of 2024 baby. Last one of 2024. Hey everybody, welcome back to the you Should Know podcast. If you're new here or if you haven't already, look below you see the subscribe button. Is it pressed? You're wrong. You even more below that. And you said come and say fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more wrong. Boy, have we had a heck of a 2024. I just want to personally say thank you to every single one of us has been watching us through the years and all of y'all who have joined this year. This has been the biggest year so far of the you should know podcast and we're going into 2025 with all your love, all your support, all your energy. And year four of the podcast is 2025, I believe something like that with cam something. I don't know, I'm bad at math. But in 2025 it is the year that we hit 1 million subscribers.

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And.

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That journey starts today. So you hit that subscribe button, you hit that notification bell button, you join the discord. You, you, you, you, you, you. You join this community, you share this podcast, all your friends. We're gonna this is actually going to be also the first episode that will be on the top tier of Patreon and it will be completely ad free and uncensored. So if you want that join the Quality club. Quality Club 2025 is going up. Just click the link in the description. We are so excited to go into 2025 with every single one of you. We love you with all of our little bitty hearts and our big old booties. All right, now on to the rest of the episode and the rest of the new year. We got co host Cam back in the studio. There you go. There you go. Hey, it is absolutely. You are. You are at a. You are at a slope. You're at a hill. That is not good.

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I'm absolutely chill. I am. I'm right here. I'm so calm.

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Hey, I'm not mad that you. You got a bleep in the first three seconds of the episode. Because on Patreon, they just go over and hear it. They can.

[B]

You're going to see everything. 20, 25. Patreon is finally here. We have ad free uncensored episodes on the Patreon right now. Link in the description.

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Yeah, well, it's not there right now if they're watching this on Monday, but it will be here.

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It'll be there in two days. Yeah. So Wednesday.

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No, Sincere. No, you're not Wednesday either.

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It's not going to. I'm going to shut up now. I'm going to stop speaking. I have a question for you.

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I have an answer for you.

[B]

Okay?

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You look like a bad little kid.

[B]

Did you ride your skateboard? You look like you just fell out of Tony Hawk's Underground 2. You look like the level four character that you unlock once you learn how to ollie. You maybe get a little rail time. They go, here's Peyton. And he goes. And you drop in. You're just like this.

[A]

Do I genuinely, genuinely skate? Do I genuinely look like a skater right now?

[B]

Yeah, you look like you did. Like whatever you did yesterday, you didn't shower and then you put that on.

[A]

I look like a skater boy.

[B]

100%.

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I see you later, boy.

[B]

I see you later, boy.

[A]

Get it?

[B]

A skin.

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He's just a scared to come. I see you later.

[B]

Come. Oh, God. Yuck. Yeah, you do.

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You look like a bad kid.

[B]

A bad kid.

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You look like a bad kid. And your outfit sucks. The pants are great. Pants are great, but it's just, like, so wrong.

[B]

How is it wrong?

[A]

I just don't like it.

[B]

What's wrong with it, Tony? What's wrong with it, Tony?

[A]

I don't know, but 20, 25, we're going into the new year, right?

[B]

We are.

[A]

Let's get some resolutions out. Let's get resolutions for each other.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

My resolution for you is dress better.

[B]

Okay, that hurts. My resolution for you is throw things away when they're finished. When they're done, you throw it away. You have trash cans in every room in your house. Use them.

[A]

Not true.

[B]

Then there's your problem. You don't have a trash can in your office.

[A]

No, I have trash bags.

[B]

You have trash bags, but you don't have a can.

[A]

No.

[B]

And you wonder why anytime you walk in there, one sneeze and there's a literal avalanche of shit on your desk.

[A]

Okay, so your resolution for me is to throw things away?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Mine for you. My second resolution for you is get a Kleenex when you need one. That's that. Get a Kleenex. Hmm. Let's stop using our fingers. Good example for your son, huh? He's gonna be here this year, right? A couple weeks actually, huh?

[B]

Yeah, he is.

[A]

Yeah. Teach him young. Use a Kleenex.

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Not your fingern. Oh, it might have a bad nose in the winter.

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Don't care what it is.

[B]

Bad nose in the winter.

[A]

Kleenex is here. We're actually. It's been a sponsor of ours. They sent so many boxes.

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Yeah, no, we have a lot here. I don't have them at the house, though. But anyway, my second for you. Stop being an asshole. Let's go there, right? Let's. Let's spread some love in the world. Let's have that tender side come out. Share that medium, medium rare steak with everybody you got. And don't be so well done all the time. Okay, you beef jerky idiot. Okay, yeah.

[A]

My resolution for you is use less words when you try to get a point across. Use less. Less is more. We don't need to hear you go on a. On a filibuster, huh? Less words.

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Okay, cj, you'll appreciate this one, too. My third one for you is pay attention to your loved ones. What do you say? What do you say? Let's keep our eyes up, let's keep our ears open, and let's engage with the loved ones around us.

[A]

How do I not pay attention to you?

[B]

So maybe I. Maybe I use so many words because it's like this. Hey, Peyton, I knew I saw this cool thing over there the other day and did it. And you're literally just like this.

[A]

No, that's not me not paying attention. It's because. Cam, I know I don't have to pay attention. For the first four minutes you're trying to explain something. The important part is going to be the last 30 seconds.

[B]

That's bullshit.

[A]

It's like you're going to give me the whole backstory and, like, how it affected you. Get to the question. I don't need to hear the other parts of it. You know what I mean?

[B]

Sorry that I try to share my day and my. And my data and my info with you. Sorry, sorry. I'm just like this. Hey, what's up? Let's do it. That's going to be my new thing. Every 2025, I'm going to walk in the studio, doors go, hey, what's up, bro? Let's do it. Okay. And just sit down.

[A]

My next New Year's resolution.

[B]

He'S a skater. Monday New Year.

[A]

I have so much cold and flu in me.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah. My next New Year's resolution for you is hang up on the first. Goodbye. I don't need six of them. I don't need an. Alright, bro. See you, bro. Love you, bro. Bye, bro. Have a good one, bro. Just. Bye. Hey, see you later, bro. That's it. One of them. Pick one. Let's go. You know what I mean? Phone call should have ended 20 minutes ago. We're still doing goodbyes.

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Oh, my God. Yours are personal. They're so good though.

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Because I'm trying to make you a better person in 2025.

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Okay? Shit. Okay, my fourth for you do your laundry. You need to use your laundry. I have somebody for that.

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You what? I have somebody for that.

[B]

You have somebody for that.

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Cj.

[B]

CJ does your laundry. Cj man.

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CJ washes my laundry.

[B]

Cj, you do his laundry. Somebody has to do it. Him. He's the somebody.

[A]

No, I pay him. Well.

[B]

Okay. If there's payment, then that's fine.

[A]

Yeah. Anytime we go get food, 90% of the time I'm getting it for him. That's his payment. You clean my clothes, I feed you. You want to eat, clean. You like food, you like nourishment.

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Why like clean shirt.

[A]

Yeah.

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So take care of it.

[A]

Wow. Can I say something about you not know that about you? You know, we've talked about in this episode before, on this episode, on this podcast before. I'm telling you, there's so much cold and flu in my system right now. I am fighting for my.

[B]

Take two shots a dayquil before we start.

[A]

It's. It's unbelievable. Like I'm. Every time I breathe, I taste orange.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

One thing about you is, I've said this on the podcast before, is we never got that opportunity to be like wingman for each other. We've never just been single sexies out at a club showing a little bit of our horse skin.

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Yeah. You know what I mean?

[A]

Horse skin or foreskin?

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Foreskin for the foreman.

[A]

What Color.

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Four horsemen.

[A]

What color is your four.

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Are you kidding me? Are you dead ass right now? It's my. It's.

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Is it darker or lighter? It's definitely darker. Yeah.

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I think everyone sees.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Dude. What I'll talk about on Patreon. That's too much for here. Yeah.

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What the hell?

[A]

But we never got that opportunity to be wingman wing woman for each other.

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I know. I definitely would have been the wing woman.

[A]

Yeah. But we low key had a little interaction with somebody where you were FaceTiming a love interest of mine. You were on FaceTime with a love interest of mine. And when Cam had the opportunity to big me up to this woman, he was so bad at it.

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When. Okay, when was this? Who was this?

[A]

Where was this? Oh, I'm not going to say the name of the person. Yesterday in the car on FaceTime.

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No.

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There's times you could have big me up and talked up to me about me and you were not good at it. When on the FaceTime.

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Are you nuts?

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Cam? Are you genuinely think you're a good wingman?

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100%.

[A]

How?

[B]

But we weren't even. But we weren't even talking about.

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Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But your times where you could have.

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Put the story and the. The. What I did on that FaceTime was fantastic.

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No, it wasn't.

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You didn't like it.

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No. You. You. You didn't.

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Me.

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You didn't perform well.

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News to me.

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You didn't.

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I didn't perform well?

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Yes.

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How?

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Because you're just not. There's opportunities for you. You gotta lie on me.

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No.

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Why? See that truth? That's not a good wingman.

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The scenario we were talking when I was done with you. There was no mud on your name. No dirt on your name.

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There's no mud to begin with.

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Crystal clean. Exactly. There wasn't. But in her mind, something might have been. And I made her realize her mind was the muddy one.

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You didn't go hard enough.

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So now. Did I not do good? Did I not go hard enough? Did I not lie?

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That encompasses the whole thing.

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Wow.

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Genuinely, you're a good wingman.

[B]

Yeah.

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Okay. Say we're at a club, me and you. We're at a bar. We're both single. Right? I say, Cam, look at that fine piece ass. I'm like, cam, that girl over there is so beautiful to me. Like, I can't. But I'm too scared.

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Okay. You want me to. You want me to get her over here? What do you want me to get her over here.

[A]

Why are you bouncing?

[B]

I'm sitting. I'm helping a drink. There's probably a song going on, maybe a nice little tune I like.

[A]

Yeah, but she's gonna think you're a little.

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Hey, that'll be better. She'll be more inclined to say yes.

[A]

Or she might call the cop. Oh, my God. That's. No, you can't say that. No, no, no, no, you can't say that. No. What? No, no.

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She's like. Okay, take my hand like this. Okay, go. Oh, you like that girl over there? You like that piece of ass?

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Yeah. Okay.

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You like that ass? Hey, hey, ass. He likes that. Come here, let me spit to you, huh? That's what I would say, but let's keep going. Let's. Let's pretend I'm not deranged this night and I'm normal.

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Here we go. See, that's not.

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Okay, stop the bounce.

[A]

You can't do that.

[B]

Slowly. Stop the bounce.

[A]

Slowly. Let's start from the top, right?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

We're in a section at a club, right? We're up top.

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There's a girl at the bar, okay?

[A]

And I'm like, cam, dude, she's so beautiful. We keep making eye contact, but I'm too scared. I can't go up to her.

[B]

Okay, like, you want me to go up to her? Just kind of waver in here for you?

[A]

No. Can you go up to her and, like. Like, just help me? Like, just. If you bring her in here, I'll be able to talk. Just. I can't. I just can't go down there. I'm too scared.

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Okay, There we go.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So now I go. All right, bro, I got you.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

My drink. For me. Here's a glass Eyes. All right? And I walk up to her.

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Okay, I'm the girl now.

[B]

You're the girl now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. You gotta be the girl, though. Don't be an asshole. Okay, here we go. I go. Hey, excuse me. Hey. Excuse me.

[A]

Yes?

[B]

Hey, I was wondering. Not to be weird or anything, but my guy up there.

[A]

Which one?

[B]

I think. Oh, the attractive one that you've been looking at a couple times. I saw that, and I just. I didn't really know because he's not the. He's not really a screamer, yeller, talker in crowds type of guy. He wants you right close to his ear. He wants to be able to sniff your breath. I did that on purpose. I wanted to see if you were gonna laugh. Okay, back to reality. He's not really. He. He didn't want to try to draw too much attention to you or him. But I was wondering what, like, you. Would you want to come up here real quick and just talk to him.

[A]

So he doesn't want to scream or yell? Like. Cause you're not screaming or yelling right now. You came up to talk to me, whispered. Why couldn't he do that?

[B]

No. Cause he was in the back of the section, though. I already said I was going to the bathroom. I said, bro, just let her know on the way to the. On the way to the bathroom. It was kind of like a drive by, just so he didn't have to yell, so he didn't have to get out. I was on my way here.

[A]

Okay. And then she comes to this counterpoint.

[B]

O.

[A]

You know, I'm bad in these circumstances. I genuinely can't go down there and shoot my shot. Okay, but she says this to you? She says this. Well, if you get him down here and he asked me himself, I will.

[B]

Okay, this is where the wingman.

[A]

This is the scene. If you can do it.

[B]

Okay, Give me, like, two seconds to compute. What if I did that in real life? I was like. I was like, she's. Can't walk. She can't. I gotta go. I go to pee. I'm just like, okay, okay, say it again. It's got. It's got to be off the dome. I can't overthink it. Adhd.

[A]

She goes. She goes, well, if you get him down here to ask me, Ask himself.

[B]

You're right there. You all right? Hey, is your drink okay? Check for powder. She started stuttering like that. Sorry. Okay, let's go back to it. Here we go. Here we go.

[A]

She goes, if you get him down here to ask himself, yeah, I'll go.

[B]

But it's. I mean, you really just can't. You don't want to come into the section. We have free drinks, though. I see you're drinking margarita.

[A]

You get him down here to ask him for himself.

[B]

I will go, all right, you stuck up little son of a bitch. I go, do you know who he is? Okay, do it again. She's really this hard? Yeah, she's this hard. She's hard, okay?

[A]

She has respect. She was like, if you want me, you got to talk to me yourself. I don't go through third party.

[B]

All right, go, go. Start over. Go.

[A]

If you get him down here to ask him for himself, I'll go, He.

[B]

Has a $300,000 car and he's a sex demon. I go, she's sure you want to miss out on this. Damn it. Okay, hold on.

[A]

He definitely couldn't be my wig man.

[B]

No, no, bro, that. That's tough. I genuinely. Hold on. I don't know if. If you can help me through.

[A]

None of that is. I don't have a 300.

[B]

No, that's not true. But if you can. If you can get. Help me get.

[A]

We need water.

[B]

If you can help. I'm sweating so much.

[A]

Yeah, it's okay.

[B]

If you can help me get past this one part.

[A]

The game work.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

It's not the game work. It's okay. One more time.

[B]

All right.

[A]

If you get.

[B]

I want to progress, though. I'd be good in the rest.

[A]

No, this is it.

[B]

This is the hard part.

[A]

I. Tell me, okay, if you get him down here to ask for himself, I'll go. That's not a good first thing to do.

[B]

I don't know what to say at that point. I genuinely don't say he just broke.

[A]

His foot or something. He can't walk.

[B]

Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. She gets up there, and you're not in a cast. He lied.

[A]

I don't know why he said that. If you would. That's when I take over big. He.

[B]

He's.

[A]

If you get him down here to ask for himself, then I'll go.

[B]

See, honestly, normally, he wouldn't mind that, but he just messed up his foot, like, maybe like a week ago. We were playing pickup basketball. He, like, snapped his shit through.

[A]

Okay. And then you go. She goes up there. She sees my foot's not broken. I'm gonna say, I don't know why he said that.

[B]

If you just told me to say that.

[A]

I know, but listen, I'd have been like, hey, I don't know what. Cuz to make up for cover myself.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I'd have been like, I don't know why he said that. If you would have just came over here and told me, I would have gone.

[B]

And then she goes, oh, see, that's good. That's a good cover for you. And then she goes like this. She looks at me at the bar. That struck me.

[A]

I'm like, let's go. Oh, my God.

[B]

I could be a good if. Okay, now. Now, you also have to understand this, though. That's like a level two wingman. That's. Most of them are like, you're already right there. I'm right there with her or her and her friend, and I'm just hyping you up.

[A]

Yeah, no, we could do that.

[B]

Am I your messenger? I have to go. I have to go literally do it and then bring her to my K. Yeah, literally. What the hell? Okay. Speaking of 2025, 2024. I don't know why that whole thing made me think we were at a club on New Year's Eve. I'm not going to lie. I literally was bouncing. I was like, dude, the ball's going to drop. Where's my wife?

[A]

Yeah. Never done it.

[B]

You've never been at a.

[A]

A club on. On New Year's? Actually, I'm lying. I did with RDC World.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, I.

[B]

What?

[A]

Yeah, in the mouth.

[B]

No, you did not.

[A]

Yeah, Berlizi was watching.

[B]

No.

[A]

And then Rage was right there.

[B]

No, you did not.

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay. I was about.

[A]

But he's gonna be actually mad at that.

[B]

Oh, yeah. What is in terms of New Year's resolutions? Just touched on that. What is. What is one of the funniest, like, being real and vulnerable now? What is one of the funniest New Year's resolutions you tried to keep and you couldn't do it, bro. Throughout the year?

[A]

Okay, I've always, as a kid, I would always try to go big on my New Year's resolutions.

[B]

Oh, me too. Way too big.

[A]

Like, as an adult now, it's like my New Year's Resolutions as a 25 year old is like, I'm gonna brush my teeth every day. Like, that's. That's what I try to do now. It's like, I'm going to brush my teeth. I have to get out of bed after. After my chow main.

[B]

That is. That is abominable to me. That there's no. I. I said a lot of weird stuff right there.

[A]

Say it slower.

[B]

Abominable. That's what I think I said.

[A]

No, but say what the word is abominable.

[B]

Okay, there we go. But I think I threw an extra. I'm doing a couple syllables, but that is. That is absolutely insane.

[A]

Yeah, but it's honest that you have.

[B]

To think of that. Like you have to think to brush your teeth. Brushing my teeth every day is like breathing.

[A]

There's so strange to me.

[B]

No way. I couldn't not do it.

[A]

Oh, I can. I could go a year without brushing my teeth, and then I'll deal with the repercussions on day 363. You know what I mean? Like, that's what I'll realize. I should have taken more.

[B]

You go, I think a brush be good. Now it's like there's like a layer. You're like scraping.

[A]

It's like three inches of teeth are just in my sink now. Dude, that's. But as a kid, I would try to do weird New Year's resolutions. I would be like, I would be chewing a piece of gum, like on December 31, like right at like 10pm And I'd be like, I want to keep this gum in until December 31st of the next year. And I would only make it, like two weeks. And I would swallow it playing a sport or something. But if I was inactive as a kid, I definitely could have kept that gum in my mouth.

[B]

Oh, no, you just. You kept it for two weeks.

[A]

Always had a brushing teeth problem. Or I'd push it up in my gums and brush. I really was into, like, trying to break world records.

[B]

You had one piece of gum in your mouth for till January 13th?

[A]

Yeah. Somewhere on there. Didn't clock it, but I assume so.

[B]

Oh, my heaven.

[A]

But isn't that impressive as a kid?

[B]

That's very impressive.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Very disgusting. Very concerning.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

You slept with it or did you put it on your nightstand?

[A]

I slept with it, ate with it, everything.

[B]

You ate food with it?

[A]

I would put it up here. I'd put it. I'm sorry, it would be, I'm packing a dip. Yeah, but that was my New Year's resolutions. I'd be like, how many world records can I break?

[B]

That's kind of sick, though. Way better than mine.

[A]

I would do like, yo, yos. I'd be like, how long can I flick this yo yo?

[B]

And then you were grossly misunderstanding how long?

[A]

The real world record, 30 minutes, 30 minutes out. I was like, my wrist hurts.

[B]

I had two that were very bad and embarrassing.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

One time I said, I'm gonna do ab work every single year. This was like, very recent. I said, I'm gonna do abs every day for the whole year and hopefully have something I'm proud of.

[A]

Can tell you didn't do that.

[B]

Yep. About three days. No, about three days in, I woke up, skipped it. Look, I saw I had love handles in a gut and I said, damn it. I said, time to. Time to redo. Restart that. And then the ninth grade, I said, I'm going to try to learn Aramaic this year.

[A]

Is that a gender?

[B]

That is a language. That is a language.

[A]

What, what is Aramaic? Arabic? Yeah, it's like a subs A.

[B]

It's like what some of the, like, Bible was in. Originally, I thought that was Hebrew. Also Aramaic.

[A]

But yeah, there's different language Bibles.

[B]

No, excuse me.

[A]

Like, I thought there was Bibles written.

[B]

From all over places.

[A]

Oh, and they all Brought them together.

[B]

Yeah. But I tried. I literally tried to learn aramaic. And about 20 minutes into the first session, I said, I probably don't need this. I said, I probably won't ever use this. I'm trying to get closer to you, Lord. And I just don't think this is necessarily step one. And I was like. Well, I walked off and I was absolutely done with trying.

[A]

This is necessarily step one.

[B]

It probably isn't step one. Maybe not even step 10.

[A]

No, it was bad. I've been. I like it. I think the one I got closest to is homework. Like, I'm gonna do homework this year. Never really completed it, but I. That definitely was one. I might try the gum thing this year again.

[B]

Please don't. That would piss me off. Why, grown man?

[A]

What?

[B]

Because when it kissed me. Yeah, that. You choke. The fact you didn't choke on it once in your sleep is incredible to me. You have fuzz in your beard.

[A]

Oh, do I?

[B]

It's on. It's right here. Jaw. Mandible section. It's still there. That is a good. It's still there. There's something like, infesting your. Okay, you got it. You got it. You got it, bro. Why do you think people, like. I think New Year's resolutions are kind of stupid, if I'm being honest.

[A]

Why? That's so rude.

[B]

It's not being rude. I'm saying maybe not stupid. I think the power that society has given it. Just because it's a new year, most people, they're going to work January 2nd. The same job they worked at December 30th.

[A]

What's that to do with your goals?

[B]

Because I'm saying it's not. It's. It's. It's a new calendar year. But it's like, time's still moving. Like, a year is just a construct. Like, it's just time.

[A]

That's why birthdays don't exist.

[B]

It's just time. Like, it's all going. So I don't think you have to wait for this ball to drop in a number to be different at the end of the day to set a goal.

[A]

Technically, you don't. But it's easier to set that goal. It's like, easier to start a race when there's a starting line.

[B]

Yeah, but why don't you start at March 12th?

[A]

It's weird.

[B]

May the 4th be with you.

[A]

Because it's just easier if it's a social.

[B]

Huh? June 10th. Said June 10th.

[A]

Did you.

[B]

June.

[A]

Do you know what Juneteenth is?

[B]

It's Black. It's not Juneteenth.

[A]

Why do we celebrate Juneteenth?

[B]

Is Juneteenth. The day is Juneteenth. It's not the day that slavery was, is it? Is that what it is?

[A]

You didn't complete a sentence.

[B]

Well, is it complete a sentence? Is Juneteenth the day that slavery was abolished? But, like, was that the day that.

[A]

In that year now in Texas. In Texas, it's whenever the slaves.

[B]

Is a Texas thing.

[A]

It's whenever. Well, no, it's like a national thing, but it's when the slaves in the south, like, in Texas.

[B]

Oh, they heard the great news. No, I thought that's what it was. No, I'm not.

[A]

I'm so smart.

[B]

No, I'm dead ass. I thought notification. No, but, like, they, like, don't laugh too hard.

[A]

This motherfucker ain't laughed out this whole episode. He started cackling at the slave joke. No, he started 2025 offline. Huh.

[B]

Oh. Oh, man.

[A]

He said, Relax, CJ. God damn. Oh, golly. Could you imagine? CJ had a black shirt.

[B]

Oh, no. He'd be sitting there. Oh, he's like. He'd be sweating his ass.

[A]

He would be like, why does she keep interrupting?

[B]

He goes, why does that guy have a throne? So you can make one and I can't. And I can't. Why? I've been to black churches.

[A]

Oh. So that's fine.

[B]

Oh, it's just saying the pastor typically sits in, like, a throne. The one that I went to, the two that I went to. What the hell's on me?

[A]

Okay. I'm just. I just. I'm glad I got it. Educate you on what you.

[B]

Thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I really didn't know. I didn't know. No. Yes. I did not know that. It was only a Texas thing, though, or. You said it's national.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because I thought it was everywhere. I definitely seen some parties in the dmv, like, through Juneteenth. Now, that sounds crazy, but I have old teammates from D.C. maryland, and Virginia, and I remember seeing they had, like, a whole, like, party for Juneteenth. It was sick. You know, I got a. You know, I got publicly drunk one time in Arkansas holding a bottle of Patron in my hand at a party that was 97% not me. And I loved it. I absolutely loved it. It was so much fun. Oh, God. Public park music explicit as hell. Loud as can be. Chicken wings on the grill. Now this. No. Damn it. I'm dead. No, but you have to hear Me though. You have to hear my heart. I'm being honest. Like I'm not. I'm not making. I'm saying it really was the first time I'd experienced something like that. And it was fire. It was so fun. Me and the team. Me and the team, we go to this. It's called. It's also my first time at a Dardy. It was called a Dartie. Didn't know that was Webster's. Did not know that was in Merriam. Webster. Dardy. Standing for day party. If you couldn't put it together. So we had this function at like 1:30pm on like a Saturday. We go to this lake, bro. And it was. It was badass. Like it literally. I don't know who even put it on, to be honest. But there's so much food. All the food was good. And then one dude was manning the grill and he had hundreds of wings, hundreds of chicken wings. Everyone brought their own drinks. And someone had like a. Like a sandgen. That big speaker he has, but it was even bigger and just blaring music in this part. Imagine 200.

[A]

I love how this is like so riveting to you. It's like that's just normal.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But then you're like, dude, I've never been in something like this.

[B]

Never. I've never ever. I.

[A]

Everybody had a cool handshake. Dude.

[B]

I was like, dude, I learned so many daps. Cj, stop.

[A]

Stop laughing so hard, bro.

[B]

That. That was live though. That was fun. It really wasn't.

[A]

Don't, Don't. That was live. What?

[B]

It really was.

[A]

Just say it was. Use your words.

[B]

So now. Oh, my words. So I don't say shit is live. That shit's dope. In my nine to five, in my day to day life, I don't say that. Put that on your. Put that on your mom.

[A]

I put that on my mom. I haven't heard you say, oh my God. I haven't heard you say. That's a lie.

[B]

Doc, take cover. They're getting you right now because it is alive.

[A]

I've never heard you say that's live since like we were in Seminole, bro. I've heard you say that so long.

[B]

So I've said it.

[A]

Yes, but it's not your regular 9.

[B]

To 5 in Seminole. Shit was pretty live.

[A]

Okay. Speaking of like events with a lot of people in it or like you just go to a lot of different things. You just go out.

[B]

Uh huh. Yep. Humans, Earth, you always.

[A]

There's always a particular smell, right? You always get a Lot of pheromones. You get a lot of smells, Speaking.

[B]

Of me in particular, that are like the society.

[A]

Society. Oh, you just go in anywhere, you get a lot of smells.

[B]

A lot of funk.

[A]

Yeah. You know what I mean?

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Is there a particular smell that most people don't like that you like? Like, what's a weird smell that you like?

[B]

Oh, hell of a question, you know?

[A]

I mean, a lot of people are gonna say gasoline. That's normal. I'll put my. My nose in the nozzle.

[B]

Oh, oh, oh.

[A]

Say it. It's O.

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh. Oh.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no.

[A]

Same.

[B]

Oh, yeah, same on that one, but non. That a straight. Okay. Do you have one? Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. You ever driven past a chicken nugget factory?

[B]

What?

[A]

Like a. You ever drink.

[B]

A chicken nugget factory? They just. They just mass produce nuggets. They don't make any other kind of.

[A]

You've never driven past, like a Tyson factory?

[B]

I was on a highway and a Tyson gut truck spilled it shut the whole highway down. Smelled like biohazard. I swear to God. The sheriff came because they really had. They had a dude in a hazmat suit. It was a full blown gut truck. The. The, like the. The things came undone. Guts all on the highway, stuck in one spot for two hours.

[A]

This can't stay on the YouTube. You got to mute this. It can go on Patreon, I saw. I was driving on the highway. We can move on. That was muted, but Patreon gets to know what it is. Why don't say anything.

[B]

No, no, no. This is to you in your heart, and I hope you open up and listen. Why would you ever share that with me? Why would you ever, ever in your God given mind think that is appropriate.

[A]

To play like Mario Kart going through them? It was sad. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I'm just as much of a victim as those things.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no. We're not making it seem fun like a. Like a game of go karts. I would have been on my hands and knees praying.

[A]

I did. I prayed a lot. They arrested him. They pulled. They pulled machinery on him.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Apparently it was that evident. Broad daylight.

[A]

No. He was literally middle of the day on tech in Texas, right by Tasby.

[B]

I would have done unthinkable things. Now that's. Oh, my God. That cliff could bury me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, I. I would have done things that they. That people read about. If, you know, I'm saying there can't be a video of that.

[A]

Yeah. Yep. That's getting cut. Okay, so what's a weird smell that you like?

[B]

God, I can't think. Besides the one that we. Yeah, we agree on.

[A]

That's not even a weird smell. Yeah, I like that. Nine to five.

[B]

Me too.

[A]

A little bit of Gatorade, A little bit of denim. A little bit of work ethic.

[B]

A little denim too. Yeah. A couple hard movements.

[A]

Couple Levi's. Oh, come on.

[B]

Good lunch break.

[A]

Like. Like burnt leather. We gotta get on track here.

[B]

Oh, a hair. Oh, my God. Oh, I got a smell that some do you like? No, I can't. I literally can't say this.

[A]

Like flat iron hair. Yeah, bro, I love that. No, I love that smell.

[B]

Like burnt hair.

[A]

Yeah, I love it. Not burnt hair, but like flat iron hair.

[B]

But there's. There's sometimes where. Flat iron, A curler, whatever the case may be, even a blow dryer.

[A]

Yeah, it's.

[B]

You did it enough and the job's done. Doesn't smell that bad. But then you overdo it. It's bad. Yeah, but a smell I like that is probably no one else would is certain cheeses. Like. Like a warmed up cheese. Sometimes. Sometimes it makes me vomit. Gag. Viscerally. But then sometimes I'm like, that's not bad. Yeah, it'd be a cheese. I can't think off top of my head.

[A]

You know what I really don't like? Like, when you and C.J. come from outside.

[B]

Oh, my God. Or like outside white people is bad. It's bad, bro. It's bad.

[A]

Like a German shepherd.

[B]

No, it is. It's rough.

[A]

Yeah. Like, CJ came in from a mile run yesterday and I said, okay, here we go.

[B]

Now you tell me if this needs to.

[A]

Dude, this whole episode might have to go.

[B]

No, but it's.

[A]

This is.

[B]

This is honesty, though. This is honesty. And it's. It's kind of a learning moment. Okay, why do.

[A]

Just say why. So you don't have to.

[B]

Why do we. Oh, no.

[A]

For the. What? No, I said why?

[B]

Why do white people smell worse? See, now I knew that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, I knew it. No, I knew it. But with that being cut, though, am I. Am I telling a lie?

[A]

I smell worse.

[B]

Dog, you could be outside for four hours, you'll come in smelling great. Yeah, I'm outside for six minutes. Yeah, it's like a gator.

[A]

It's so have the same sweat glands as puppies.

[B]

Yeah. What the hell? But okay, you should know podcast.

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[B]

I, I saw something and I don't know why these things keep happening to me, but luckily they do because I have, I have enough boldness to where I will just watch the whole situation. Okay, These are those situations where you would literally have to be like, and.

[A]

You would drive off 100%.

[B]

I saw a father and a son absolutely crash out at a gas station at an Exxon.

[A]

At each other.

[B]

At each other, bro.

[A]

Oh, I love a good family feud.

[B]

And I, I'm not making this up. Not a single detail am I making up. Okay, I pull in to pump my gas. There's a truck next to me, old school pickup truck. There's like a 20 year old son that gets out of the driver's seat and his pops is in the. In the passenger. He gets out, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. He's trying to put in his rewards. He goes, dad, did you change the number? No, I did. Why? How you think I'm gonna change my number?

[A]

Ah, why?

[B]

This shit's not working. Come look at it. Dad gets out of the passenger, comes out, Big gut, just OG Dad. He comes out, comes out, bro. It literally was like some shit, you and me. The first thing he did to himself was shove the. He literally was like, dude, I swear to God, you got to think where gas pumps are in the car. That man ended up at, like, the hood. He literally was like. And shoved his ass. And then he goes, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. He goes. And just looked at his. Beep, beep. Now he starts hitting him with, like, a foot of air each time. He's like. Puts a number in, and it's just. He goes, now you watch the truck and don't move. He starts walking in as if he's about to complain to the Exxon people that his number isn't working right. As he's walking in, the son goes back to it. And I don't. I didn't hear what he said, but he's saying something under his breath because he's looking straight down. He was like. His dad literally goes, you say to me. And he starts walking back to his son. And I was like, dude, this is getting kind of intense. Yeah, this isn't even. Yeah. I was like, oh, oh. And he walks back up to his son. He goes to grab. Okay, this is the part, bro. You can call bullshit if you want. I swear on everything. He goes to grab his. He goes to grab his son. And the thing we always joke about literally happened. He went to ring his shirt up.

[A]

And the kid went.

[B]

He stopped his head. I swear to God. And I was. Dude, it took every fiber in me to not call you, because I was like, I have to tell this on podcast. He literally went. And he's like, doing this shit. And he went. And the kid went. He stomped his hand and was like. It was just there fighting. And then the kid. The kid goes, what are you doing? Stop. And then the dad was like, get in the truck. He goes, go, get in the truck. And his son walks around the front, gets in the passenger. He said, no, you drove, idiot. You're still driving. Then they took off. Never got gas. How low was their gas tank? They never got an ounce of gas.

[A]

Now they're gonna be stranded on the side of the road.

[B]

That was like. It might have not been son and father, because that was boyfriend.

[A]

Girlfriend.

[B]

There was two men. But.

[A]

Well, boyfriend. Boyfriend.

[B]

Yeah, but, dude, it was. I literally. I. What? Literal tears were coming out.

[A]

So funny, bro. We always talk about that, but it.

[B]

Wasn'T on the fist because he wasn't going to punch his wrist. He was going to, like, shirt. And he literally got him, like, on the forearm. And it was the. The moment we joke about.

[A]

I love watching, like, a public dispute.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

I love it. As long as I was getting harmed, I love it. Oh, my God. When couples fight in public. Oh, is that the best thing ever?

[B]

100.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

It's like, oh my.

[A]

I start taking sides.

[B]

Have you ever been involved in one?

[A]

Oh, no, I don't fight publicly. Oh my God. No, no. You know me. Yeah. I'm gonna cause a scene.

[B]

No, but what if you. What if it was. No, no. A scene to that extent. No. Which one? Remind me, remind me, remind me, remind me. There's a lot to that extent of like where people are looking.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, a couple people looking maybe. Yeah. But I'm talking about like there might be like cameras out.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no. You live. Don't fight like that. No.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm just saying. But like. No, no.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, no. I've never been involved in a. I'll be like, hey, I'll lose. I'm going to car. Like, I'm not.

[B]

You won't do me. And you get to the car.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She would come in you. There would be a bite mark in your like middle console. You'd be so.

[A]

No, I love watching in a pub. And it. Oh my God. You strike gold when you find a public breakup. Oh my God. And somebody walks off in tears and somebody's just like viscerally mad not knowing what to do because now you know, the next six months of their life is changed.

[B]

Oh, 100.

[A]

It's going to be phone calls back and forth. A little bit of commodities for somebody else.

[B]

A little bit of hey, how's it going?

[A]

It's like I want to get one of your phone numbers and just get updates.

[B]

I want to be fly on the wall.

[A]

Exactly. I love taking sides on. On a domestic like breakup. I love it.

[B]

I love it. It's so good. It's nothing better. So good. There really isn't.

[A]

Like I went to the mall yesterday and I saw one. Actually, forget that question.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

How the hell do they get cars in the mall?

[B]

Hell. Hell of a question. And I've always wondered, brother, we were.

[A]

In this big ass mall in Dallas, right. We're in North Park. It's a big mall.

[B]

Huge.

[A]

Every entrance of that mall is a sliding door.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Every entrance. Right. And the hallways are packed and skinny. Right. Some of them. And there's stairs in the middle of the aisles. Right. There's just Maseratis and Range Rovers in every corner of this mall.

[B]

To hell with the, the sports, the little coupes. There was the damn like the, the G53.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Souped out big ass like suburbans.

[A]

Yeah. Like how do they get cars in the mall?

[B]

They Had. They have to have like a back door, like a secret door.

[A]

Okay, but you think about it. But they're all over the mall. They're scattered around the mall. How are they driving them past these certain parts?

[B]

Oh, they definitely. Okay, come on.

[A]

There's benches in the middle of the mall.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

There's kiosks.

[B]

Come on, Deadass. Come on. They're definitely doing it when the mall's closed and you can move kiosks.

[A]

Cam, there's a pond in the middle of the mall.

[B]

Hey, there's probably not a car right there.

[A]

Yes, there is. Right between.

[B]

Next to the water.

[A]

Where the Neiman Martin.

[B]

They went the other way and they ended up at the water.

[A]

There's stairs on that way. So look, this is the. This them. All right, so you know where Neiman picture. So you're. Y'all don't know this, but you know where Neiman Marcus is in the park. So there's a Neiman Marcus. You walk out the door of Neiman Marcus. There's a big ass pond in the middle of the mall with that weird.

[B]

Little like temple in the Santa.

[A]

It's in the sky. And the woman with the 15 foot long selfie stick and so you're walking out of Neiman, right? If you're walking out of Neiman, you look in front of you, there's a pond right to the right. It's the doors. Sliding doors.

[B]

Weird definition of pond, but.

[A]

Right. And there's a car right there. Sometimes, okay, if you go to the left, right. If you go to the left out of Neiman, you walk a little bit, there's a car there, but then there's stairs to go down. Like big stairs.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

How's that car getting right there? First off, how you get past the pond and pass the stairs.

[B]

First off the pond, go around it. Stairs go over it with a car. Cars can't go over stairs.

[A]

It's a new car.

[B]

Hey, they have professional drivers.

[A]

There's professional drivers for malls. There's mall professional drivers.

[B]

There's professional drivers for the car places. They're not gonna let you get it. They're not gonna let skater boy hop behind it. Hey, go park it over there. No, they're gonna have Kim.

[A]

You think they're bringing a Rolls Royce over some stairs in the middle of a mall?

[B]

They might. How didn't you explain it? They tom Cruise it down from the ceiling.

[A]

I had it.

[B]

What's your theory?

[A]

My initial thought was disassembled. Pack it up, put it there. Or build a car in There. That. That was more of my childhood thought realized, strong.

[B]

So wrong. It's incredible. Or maybe they build the car, take.

[A]

The wall out or something. Like genuinely doesn't make sense. I can. I've seen people barely be able to fit in those doors. You've seen them?

[B]

I have. Now there's stairs and the car can go over it. The doors are my bigger thing. Stairs. Easy, Pond, easy. The doors, how the vehicle is getting inside them all. That's where I would venture to say we got to ask some questions. Maybe they go to Nordstrom where they have like the four doors. They open all four at the same time.

[A]

No, because they go through. There's poles and then you have to drive through the clothes.

[B]

Is it easier to disassemble a pole.

[A]

Or a car, but you have to drive through the clothes?

[B]

Does he think things are immovable?

[A]

Removable.

[B]

Unmovable.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

Do you think they can't move a rack of crewnecks?

[A]

Not in the middle. Maserati is very like local talk, Ravi, but right there in the middle. No, they can. There's an escalator right there.

[B]

Dude, do you think cars drive in straight lines? You think they can only go straight? They can only go north, only go south. They have a we.

[A]

Dude, you're wrong.

[B]

They have a wheel and they can turn. They can go down steps and they can avoid ponds.

[A]

I have another question. Ask it about space, though.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Did you know space. They say first of all, get a little iffy on space. Getting a little iffy on what's out there. They're saying it's a lot of satellites. Don't believe it, don't believe it. Don't believe it.

[B]

You know what?

[A]

Don't believe it. You know what I mean? If my American Airlines flights getting delayed, but they're just going to space anytime they want. You know what I mean? It's not happening. I was reading an article the other day, right? I was on the pot because. Letting it go to the point. You ever had one of those poops where you're sitting there too long, your legs get numb a little bit. One of those. I was just doom scrolling, right? I was like, do I text her or do I read about space? I went with the space route.

[B]

Smart man.

[A]

So I was. I was reading about space and did you know they say space is negative 275 degrees Fahrenheit?

[B]

Yeah. How that makes sense?

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

Yeah. What? That makes sense. Oh, yes.

[A]

Because.

[B]

Because what?

[A]

The sun. It's in there.

[B]

It is in there.

[A]

So how is it hot here and it's cold there? If it's closer to the sun, we don't have.

[B]

They don't have it. There's not an atmosphere in space. You're just in a void. We have an atmosphere allows for things. We have carbon emissions, heat sub world. We have. It was hot here before a. Magma in the middle. Middle lava. Magma before crust. Mantle crust again. And then there's us in our Kia K5s driving around in space. Nothing. There's nothing. But think about $10 million. You put on a G string and you go to space. But you're warm enough somehow.

[A]

Do I have a helmet? He never told me if I could breathe.

[B]

Helmet.

[A]

Like, can I breathe, brother.

[B]

If you went up past the atmosphere with a helmet, you'd pass out first off. Then if you left, if you left our world without a helmet, you would literally go like. It'd be bad quick.

[A]

That's what I was asking. You just had a G string.

[B]

Let's get rid of the thong. Okay, stop. Stop thinking about the tiger stripes. Let's say you're a full blown astronaut. Your eyes look lazy right now. Let's say you're in full blown astronaut gear. Helmet and all. They go, hey, we're gonna send you up there for one day. Cool. You have this big magical string that's gonna keep you safe. It's. It's. It's anchored right here in Utah. And we're send you out there $10 million. You just gotta tell us what you see. Take a couple cool pictures on your Nokia.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Then we're gonna pull you back down. Yeah.

[A]

Cool.

[B]

Would you do it?

[A]

Why wouldn't I? $10 million cam.

[B]

I would go to space on a string camp.

[A]

I would do a lot for 10 million. There's not ask me anything if I'll do it for 10 million. Anything. Yes.

[B]

Would you let me put your tongue in a cheese grater? Circular cheese grater.

[A]

Yes. For 10M's I'll get a new tongue. I need a new tongue. My tongue causes me.

[B]

You go, I'll do that before.

[A]

Yeah, because now.

[B]

Okay. Take a golf ball club to the back of the head as hard as hydrate.

[A]

We can't talk about this.

[B]

You do. That's, that's bad. You need more, more grounding.

[A]

No, I don't think so. I think.

[B]

No, the space thing's fine. But you saying I would do almost anything for $10 million, that's unacceptable.

[A]

Look him in the eyes.

[B]

Well, you know what? You know what? I'm kidding.

[A]

The you should know. Podcast.

[B]

All right. In the spirit of New Year's. New Year's Eve. It's a new year.

[A]

Three, two, one.

[B]

Happy New Year.

[A]

If you were single. If you're single and it was New Year's. No. You wouldn't want to bring good wishes on the both of us?

[B]

No. All right, I'd like. I'd literally go like this. Come here. Do your kiss mouth. I'd go fling a Mentos and be like. And it would go.

[A]

You go, oh, my God. We should try that for Patreon.

[B]

Flinging Mentos into each other's mouths where we kiss each other.

[A]

No, no, no. Doing the Mentos Coke challenge in our mouths.

[B]

Do you want to blow your esophagus through your back? You literally go.

[A]

You're just like, no. Okay, but what was you thinking?

[B]

Freaky stuff. Okay. What? I need to watch that. All right. In the spirit of New Year's, a New Year's Eve party and whatnot, there's gonna be some drinks there. And I know you like to dibble and dabble, right?

[A]

I love to dibble and dabble.

[B]

I want to see if you can tell me the top five most famous cocktails in the world according toeastdrops.com.

[A]

I don't even know cocktails. I don't know any cocktails.

[B]

What?

[A]

I don't know any cocktails.

[B]

Start guessing.

[A]

Is a margarita a cocktail?

[B]

Ding, ding, ding. Dumbass. Yeah, it is. And it's number three in the world.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Margarita. Yeah.

[A]

Martini. Number one.

[B]

Hey, Number one. Number three. Okay, you got number one, Number three. What else?

[A]

Oh, soda water.

[B]

What? Soda water. Soda water. Just. Just soda water.

[A]

Isn't that a name of a drink?

[B]

No.

[A]

What's it.

[B]

Oh, that's tonic water. That's soda water.

[A]

It's tonic water.

[B]

No, you're not. There's no alcohol.

[A]

Oh, I thought tonic was alcohol.

[B]

Tonic's the sparkling water.

[A]

What's the water, then?

[B]

Water.

[A]

Tonic water.

[B]

Sparkling water.

[A]

Isn't tonic the name of a drink?

[B]

Oh, man, you're. I'm whiskey sour. Whiskey sour. Why'd you say that? Whiskey shower. A whiskey shower. No.

[A]

Gin and Jin.

[B]

What are you.

[A]

Are you laid back? Sipping on channel juice? Laid back. This a double fist sipping on Jenny juice. Laid back.

[B]

No. Wrong. You're not. That's not even the. I need a clean house. That's not even the name of a cocktail.

[A]

Cocktail.

[B]

You got martini at one. You got margarita. Three.

[A]

Three Espresso Martini.

[B]

Good guess. No, still a martini. It's already number one.

[A]

Club club soda.

[B]

What the dude, you've named Free. You named more water than you have cocktails. What is going on?

[A]

You know what I'm trying to say.

[B]

You're saying water.

[A]

Tequila. Water Club.

[B]

It's called a Tequila Soda. A tsl. Tequila Soda. Lime.

[A]

Tequila.

[B]

No. Tequila.

[A]

No Tequila.

[B]

Wrong.

[A]

Moscow Mule.

[B]

Now you're naming stuff that's not on the list, though. Oh, but there you go.

[A]

Red Bull.

[B]

Vodka. No.

[A]

Old Fashioned.

[B]

Number four. There you go. Old Fashioned.

[A]

Old Fashioned.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Jaeger. No, that Irish Car Bomb. No, that's offensive. Wasn't that part of the potato famine? No, they started blowing things up because they were hungry.

[B]

I thought it was Mark Wahlberg in that race movie.

[A]

You know what? You read his. You read his rap sheet.

[B]

Mark Wahlberg, Wahlberg, criminal.

[A]

Oh, he done some things to some people.

[B]

Oh, yeah, he's a Wahlberg. He's allowed to.

[A]

If you were. If you were part of a certain demographic back in the 90s, no way you ran in a street. Google it.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Google it.

[B]

Do you still like his movies? All right, finish the list. Martini at 1. Blank. Margarita 3. Old fashioned at 4. Blanket 5. Think other drinks. Name of drinks. Popping drinks. Someone's here with us.

[A]

Yeah. Another drink?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Tequila. Water.

[B]

Dog. Damn you.

[A]

Cranberry Vodka.

[B]

No.

[A]

Cranberry. Tequila.

[B]

No. Orange.

[A]

Oh, a mimosa.

[B]

No.

[A]

Damn it.

[B]

No. You're good. You're doing good, though. You're almost.

[A]

Give me a letter.

[B]

M. Another M. Triple M. M was Moscow Mule. You've already said that. No, think of. Think of a. Think of that. You'll get it. Oh, you'll think. Let's get it. Come on.

[A]

Ready?

[B]

One, two, three.

[A]

Mexican water.

[B]

That is kind of close. Ready? One, two, three.

[A]

Mexican martini. No.

[B]

Ready? One, two, three.

[A]

Mexican drink.

[B]

Think of it as a different name.

[A]

Ready?

[B]

One, two, three.

[A]

Mexican punch. I'm getting the Mexican right?

[B]

No, that's what you need to switch. Like, think that and then think of a different word. Ready? One, two, three.

[A]

Memphis. What? Mexicans.

[B]

One, two, stop.

[A]

I love Mexicans.

[B]

One, two, three.

[A]

Stop. Slow down. Hold on.

[B]

Think. What's a Mexican word? Hispanic word for boy.

[A]

A Spanish word.

[B]

Spanish word for boy.

[A]

Mijo.

[B]

Okay, ready? One, two, three.

[A]

Mijo. Mule.

[B]

Dog.

[A]

A mijo mule.

[B]

I'm about to give it to you. You got one more. Guess. Ready? One, two, three. A mojito. Mojito. Mojito. Mojito. Mojito.

[A]

Bloody Mary.

[B]

That is on number nine. How did you just randomly go that? You said Bloody Mary. That's number nine. You gotta get number five.

[A]

I thought I did I just did.

[B]

Okay, no, you got number three.

[A]

How many more are left?

[B]

Martini. You only have one more left. Okay, trying to get the fifth martini is one mojito, two margarita, three old fashioned, four, and then you got Blame Mary Tonic. Dude, I swear to God, if you say one more time. I'm about to. I'm about to say, give me a hint.

[A]

Give me a hint for this last one.

[B]

It's. Mmm, mmm.

[A]

Like a race.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no, no. Cause this isn't good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's. Oh, this is. Yeah, yeah. No, like, literally think of that. Say, like, say that you'd be close. Like, say it like, say it right now. And you're pretty close. What? No. Hennessy? No.

[A]

That's a.

[B]

Now that's a great guess, but no, no, come on, you got. You got some guesses. You got some guesses in you.

[A]

Crown and Coke.

[B]

Now you're doing something. That's funny, right? You're doing it. I love a cnc. Oh. Oh.

[A]

What'd they give us?

[B]

Water.

[A]

Not a rumple. When we were in la, What'd they give us or what? They give us what now?

[B]

What the hell was that? They didn't give me any. No, no. What? Why'd you say, like.

[A]

I'm dead ass? I don't know if that's a stake. That's not saying. Okay, what we're gonna do is we're gonna cut out us saying it in two directions.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

Okay. No, no, no. Wrong.

[B]

Stop putin on yourself. You know what I'm gonna say? Number five's a Negroni.

[A]

What the. What you just say? It is almost February. I have been called a lot of things.

[B]

It's a Negroni.

[A]

No, I don't like how much it's a Negroni.

[B]

I don't know. I don't even know what that is.

[A]

I think you like that Drake, though.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Six was a Cosmopolitan followed by Daiquiri, pina colada, Bloody Mary, mitten hat.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Holy.

[A]

If you had to guess what the most popular, the most sold beverage of all time, what do you think it would be?

[B]

Water.

[A]

You think so?

[B]

100 water. Not gross sales, not money. They made just the amount of soul you. I mean, bro, you buy for $4 at a Sam's Club, you get 40 bottles of water. Yeah, 40.

[A]

You know, the Sam's Club CEO, he needs to stay safe.

[B]

Why?

[A]

He's a good guy. It seems like.

[B]

Are you telling. Are you learning us something new?

[A]

No. Because if you think about it, And I saw this on Tick Tock. People were talking about it. The price of the Sam's Club food has never changed. Like, the hot dogs and the pizzas never changed. Always been like a $50 or Arizona.

[B]

Iced tea as well.

[A]

I didn't know they had that there. I didn't know they sold that.

[B]

No, I'm not saying they sell Arizona iced teas at Sam. Saying Arizona ICS have never changed their price. They're still 99 cents a can.

[A]

Is that a fact?

[B]

100 factual.

[A]

I don't think that's.

[B]

It's 100 fact.

[A]

Did you ever trade Snapple caps?

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

We used to trade them in middle school.

[B]

I used to keep them in my back pocket and read the facts throughout the day, though.

[A]

Me too. Trade them fact for fact. My fact was better. But I want your fact. Who had the best fact at the end of the day?

[B]

That's ass. I could make the Snapple noise very good. Or the V8 noise as well before I got my braces.

[A]

You ever had a. I could do.

[B]

I could always do it. That was like my party trick. I literally spawn up and I go. And I'd hit you with that. And I'd walk through people be like, should I had a V8? No. I did that in school, in public. A lot of people didn't like me. Do a lot of people, dude, we.

[A]

Wouldn'T have been close at all. We wouldn't have been friends.

[B]

You would have thought I was lame. And I would have thought you were from the woodlands. Like the actual forest. He would have been so hairy. You had a tail and suspenders. Yeah, well, what are you looking at?

[A]

I'm trying to see if I have to shit or not.

[B]

Okay. Before you shit.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Perfect. You remember the other day Liv was. She was complaining. Rightfully so.

[A]

Which day?

[B]

She's pregnant. She's pregnant and her stomach was hurting. Her back was hurting. All that. Right. Okay.

[A]

All the stuff.

[B]

Now we know Liv's dramatic. Very, very dramatic.

[A]

The most almost.

[B]

But I. I was starting to sit there and think. I'm like, man, like is. I wonder how bad the pregnancy is. And I have. I have a very profound respect for her, and I want her to be, like, good.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But I was like, I know my wife. She kind of drags things on a little bit.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

So I said, I want to try and see what it feels like. But then I said, it'd be even better if you tried and felt what pregnancy was like. So, cj, go let the four pregnant women in right now. He's gonna rub some bellies with some gloves, and he's gonna get to feel some baby. Why do you sniff and look up and down? I'm kidding. You're not feeling baby boy. What? But I do need you to take your shirt off.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

I need you to remove your clothes. I need you to take your shirt off. Is there people coming? No. No, people are coming. I need you to take your shirt off. Stand up.

[A]

You're going to test me being pregnant?

[B]

You are going to go into 2025. You are leaving not knowing what pregnancy feels like in 2024, and you're gonna be a new man in 2025.

[A]

So what am I doing?

[B]

You're gonna become pregnant. I need you to take your shirt off. I need you to remove your shirt. The beanie can stay if you'd like. Oh, man, that hair. Oh, man. It's beautiful, though. Okay, so then I need you to catch that real quick. What? Are your hands ready?

[A]

What's going on? What?

[B]

Okay, so we're gonna give you a baby, and you're gonna have to go through a little series of things. All right? So stand up.

[A]

What is going on?

[B]

Put that right there. Put that baby right there.

[A]

What's happening?

[B]

You're gonna be pregnant, buddy.

[A]

Oh, this is a big watermelon.

[B]

Oh, come on. There we go. To hold that plastic nano and rotate.

[A]

I've never. I've never thought I was gonna hold.

[B]

That bottom part, too. Okay.

[A]

I never thought I was gonna be praying. Ah, it's cold. They're gonna see my lower back here.

[B]

That's fine. Tuck that there. We're gonna talk. We're gonna get that baby nice and secure.

[A]

My stomach hurts.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Welcome.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Is it already just without your hands? Yeah.

[A]

Just keep going, though.

[B]

Yep, keep going. Spin, dude.

[A]

Like, my cervix hurts.

[B]

Okay, and now this hurts.

[A]

This hurts.

[B]

Now we're gonna go right there. Keep it nice and safe.

[A]

Ow, dude. It's, like, pushing into me like dead ass. Like my people. My little meat's gonna fall off.

[B]

Okay, so now do I sit down?

[A]

You can sit down.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, wait.

[B]

Stand up. Stand up.

[A]

Stand up.

[B]

Stay standing up.

[A]

Actually, stand up.

[B]

All right, so now that you are pregnant, we're going to run you through a series of challenges that could be just deemed hard for our beautiful and amazing mothers out there. Okay.

[A]

My stomach hurts.

[B]

So first challenge is simply. First challenge is simply called pick it up.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. Have fun. Yes. Yes. Oh, my God. We love all of our mothers. Okay, so now.

[A]

Good.

[B]

Good job. Hey, Challenge One complete. Here we go. Put your foot up here. Okay, take it off.

[A]

What are you doing to me? No, not my toes.

[B]

Okay. Oh, oh, okay, Your toenail sucks. Okay, so now sit down. Second challenge is sitting down in a comfy way. You gotta sit.

[A]

Oh, I'm starting to get attached to the little guy.

[B]

You feel that, baby?

[A]

He is in, like. My spine is, like, going in there. Bubba, relax. Okay.

[B]

Second challenge called socks and shoes ain't happening. You gotta put your sock on your foot and your shoe and get ready to go throughout your day as a pregnant woman.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's like pushing into my.

[B]

It's so funny because these are all the exact same reactions that pregnant women have.

[A]

My cervix.

[B]

All right, Socks and shoes. Oh, talk them through it. Talk them through it.

[A]

I can't barely breathe.

[B]

All right, you got it. You got it. Oh, man, I just heard a thread rip in your sock. You're like, pinky toenail got caught. It was like, oh, my God.

[A]

It's okay. My sock wasn't so wet. I've had it on for five days.

[B]

See? And my hand is inside of that. What are we doing?

[A]

Not the only thing your hands been inside of. Okay, that's wet of mine.

[B]

Okay, sock on, shoes on. There you go. All right.

[A]

Look at us, Bubba. So now wait to see you. Oh.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[A]

I'm really starting to get a little connection with the little guy. I want to get a little shoes.

[B]

Imagine you had that for nine to 10 months. Okay, so next thing, I'd be a. Next thing, I need you to lay down on your couch.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Facing the cushions.

[A]

Which cushions?

[B]

Facing the. The only cushions. You're facing the cushions. You're facing the cushions.

[A]

I'm confused.

[B]

This would be facing the world. That would be facing the cushions. There you go. Don't break your glasses. There you go. So. All right. There we go. This is.

[A]

This is simulated.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

This little bastard won't stop moving in here.

[B]

This is simulating rolling out of bed in the morning. These are very simple tasks. So I simply need you to move and assist your own body to where you get flat on your back and then roll to the other side and get up out of the bed.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. Begin. Ow.

[A]

You little bastard. You're heavy. You definitely got your dad's hips.

[B]

Okay, Cam. Cam.

[A]

You did half of this.

[B]

Oh, you're breaking your glasses. So many creeps in the couch.

[A]

Okay, I hurt the poop all of a sudden.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Last challenge. Are you ready?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Last challenge. And then we're just gonna let you get some thoughts on being a mom.

[A]

I can birth them.

[B]

You go. Last challenge. I need you to stand up. This is for all of our warrior titan moms that can't put fitness down. When the baby comes in, I need you to perform a deep squat.

[A]

I can't do that.

[B]

Unpregnant. I need you to give me a good astagrass. A good squat. All right, you got a baby. He's low hanging. Come here, boy. Come here, bubba. Okay. Didn't like your face on that one. Here we go.

[A]

Don't.

[B]

Don't grab your junk. Okay. Baby's good. Yeah.

[A]

Deep squirrel. My water might break. Here we go.

[B]

You're back. Give it up for P. Give it up for P. All right. Immediate. Get right on your mic. Post game interview. How does it feel being pregnant? Go.

[A]

Sucks. Can't breathe, can't move. Wait. But the best part about birth is giving birth. And I want to hold my hand.

[B]

Got you, babe.

[A]

Damn. He's definitely got your head.

[B]

Got you, baby. Yes. He's so cute.

[A]

I just gave birth. You trying to grab him?

[B]

I was trying to get chest out of skin to skin.

[A]

What are we gonna name him? Why'd you give me a watermelon? Is that.

[B]

Huh? Okay, okay. No, that's accurate. Accurate size for me.

[A]

Oh, size.

[B]

Accurate size.

[A]

Oh, look at him.

[B]

What are we gonna name him?

[A]

PETA.

[B]

Why was that so hard for you to kiss?

[A]

You went, I feel like I'm still pregnant.

[B]

Oh. Oh, man. So that was a. That was roughly six minutes, and he's in my nail. He's a part of you, dude.

[A]

I can understand how you get attached to a baby.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Wow. Shout out to all the pregnant ladies.

[B]

Shout out.

[A]

I still think that the period simulator is bullshit, though. I've tried that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I've talked around.

[B]

We have early onset erectile dysfunction now because of that stim pad. I'm not gonna lie to you.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Okay, wait. Let me take a break and take this off.

[B]

Dog. You're moaning.

[A]

Is this the placenta? We get to cook this thing?

[B]

We're gonna send that off to the company. Make it. Make multivitamins out of it. Oh.

[A]

You should know.

[B]

Podcast. Okay.

[A]

I have a question for you on the topic of, like, babies and, like, weddings and all the beautiful things that they come with all that, because I'll never have a wedding.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

We talked about this last episode. Okay. But I've been watching a lot of movies with weddings in them. Right?

[B]

Beautiful.

[A]

And, you know, growing up, a lot of the people around me are starting to get married, have kids of the whole thing. Crazy to me. I'm like, we're still kids. We are like, how are we doing that?

[B]

We're kids in love.

[A]

And so I was talking to a girl I went to high school with, right. And I was talking to my parents about this as well. I didn't know it's a thing that people invite their exes to their wedding.

[B]

What?

[A]

I didn't know that was a thing.

[B]

Oh, no. Wasn't a thing in ours.

[A]

You wouldn't let your wife invite her ex to the wedding.

[B]

Why the hell would he be there? What would he gain out of that? And what would we gain out of that?

[A]

Okay. Yeah.

[B]

He's not a loved one. If you loved him that much. Do you sure you want to marry me? Am I sure I want to marry you? Why is he at my wedding?

[A]

I think that's insecurity.

[B]

No, but why is he there?

[A]

Because you love him.

[B]

No, we don't. No, we don't love him.

[A]

Why? You don't love. Okay. You don't have exes, though.

[B]

I don't love my ex, but I don't, like. Yeah, I don't have that. I didn't have, like, a long.

[A]

I'm bringing my ex.

[B]

Are you really?

[A]

100%.

[B]

That is strange.

[A]

Why?

[B]

That's almost like an ego burn.

[A]

No.

[B]

Oh, you can come to my day and watch me get with my new bride and remember and reminisce all the good things we had.

[A]

Not all exes in on bad terms.

[B]

But it's still an ex. That's like rubbing, like, dirt in a wound.

[A]

No, it's. You can end up amicable. Big word for Elmo.

[B]

Big word for Elmo.

[A]

Okay, listen to me. You wouldn't invite an ex to a wedding.

[B]

No.

[A]

Why?

[B]

First off, I had a wedding, Peyton. I literally had one. I am married, and no exes were there on either side, so don't say you wouldn't. It didn't happen.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

There was no exes there.

[A]

Okay. Say I had. You know I had an ex, right? Yeah, not that one.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

I had an ex, right? And we were, like. It ended amicably.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

We ended on good terms.

[B]

We're still cool.

[A]

Like, if this girl needed anything, I would. I would take care of it. If I need anything, she would take care of it.

[B]

We're cool.

[A]

Like, we don't hate each other. Like, I'm happy that she has a boyfriend.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, and she would be happy that I got a girlfriend or married and like, we're friends. Like. Like my mom would still tell her happy birthday or Merry Christmas. Like, we're cool. So why would a mature adult relationship. I am marrying this woman. I am marrying this. I love her. There's no woman that comes above this woman. I love her.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

This is just a cool friend that we had coitus for a couple years.

[B]

Exactly. Do you think that would make your wife feel some type of way.

[A]

But I would ask her. I wouldn't just be like, hey, guess what? Sharon's coming.

[B]

And what if she said no?

[A]

Oh, then that's fine. But I would marry. I think I would marry a woman that would be okay with it.

[B]

Oh, my God. No, no.

[A]

That's weird.

[B]

Would you want. Okay, if you like the mature side.

[A]

Obviously, what you're gonna ask me.

[B]

I am the mature side of you. Obviously. Your partner has had sex before you, more than likely.

[A]

Yeah, but solid.

[B]

Would you want.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

Would you want a guy that had sex with a woman you're about to marry? Dude, on and off every day for two years to just be sitting in a pew?

[A]

Yes. I don't care. Are they friends?

[B]

Who are you?

[A]

Does he look better?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

No.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If. If they're cool. Ended on good terms. Like, they. They're like a part of each other. Say they were like, high school. Like lovers. Like they're high school and they went a little bit into college, but they just ended amicably. I'm having a hard time.

[B]

Stop saying that, bro.

[A]

I don't see the problem.

[B]

No, that's strange.

[A]

How.

[B]

That's strange. I think that is.

[A]

I think you're insecure.

[B]

I'm not insecure at all.

[A]

It sounds insecure.

[B]

I'm just saying. I don't think. I really don't think that would go over too well. I really don't think.

[A]

With who?

[B]

With a. With a woman.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Why? Why? Why? And why?

[A]

I'm saying.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

On the chance.

[B]

No, no, no. We're going to do this. What does it bring to the wedding?

[A]

We're friends. Should we care about each other?

[B]

Red flag.

[A]

It's a red. It's a red flag to care about your ex, bro.

[B]

To be friends with them and care about them. And you're about to mar. Got in a car wreck. You're the first one she's calling. You're going to.

[A]

I didn't say first one.

[B]

What if. What? She calls you first and you said if something happens to her.

[A]

Yeah, if she's in my neighborhood and she got in a Car wreck. Yeah, I'm gonna be there.

[B]

That's nuts.

[A]

I'm supposed to let her just be heard in a car wreck?

[B]

No, but your number one is now your fiance that you're about to marry.

[A]

Yes. I'm not saying I'm doing it behind my fiance's back, but that is strange.

[B]

How are you not seeing it?

[A]

I'm not seeing. I genuinely don't see it.

[B]

That is strange. Okay. Okay. Then where's the line? Like, where's the line?

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

Say she gets evicted. I need a place to stay. I come crash with you and your wife.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

You'd let your ex come into you and your wife's home?

[A]

If I'm asking.

[B]

You're a sicko.

[A]

If I'm asking my wife. Yes.

[B]

Hey, stop with this asking your wife shit. Because she would say no.

[A]

You don't know my wife.

[B]

This is this teacher. You don't either. This would go to you. This is going through you. You're the only one. If you got to say yes, you got to say no.

[A]

Yes. Holy. I'm a good guy. That makes me a good person.

[B]

That makes you a bad person to your new partner.

[A]

Not if I'm asking my wife.

[B]

I said you are. You are choosing. There's no asking yes. Holy.

[A]

I'll be like, hey, so and so is going to stay with you.

[B]

Hey. So hey. My ex. I had from 24 to 26 great times. It was fantastic. She's gonna stay in the guest bedroom. By the way. Have fun at work tomorrow.

[A]

But this is how my brain works. Say it's a high school X. Right? And listen, it's a high school X. But we dated all four years of high school. My developmental years. Right? And then we're at a hometown bar. I'm. I'm engaged. Right. I.

[B]

We're cool.

[A]

I introduced. This is my high school. I said, funny, funny. I learned how to drive with this girl. That's funny. Like we'd share memories all together.

[B]

You're watching too many movies, dog.

[A]

That's all I have.

[B]

You're watching too many.

[A]

I've never been in a relationship.

[B]

Your girl would freak. Bro. It.

[A]

I'm dating. I'm going to marry a mature girl.

[B]

Oh my God. You shut your.

[A]

And I'm saying I would be okay with that on the other end. It's not one sided. I'd be okay with it.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

I don't care. You're marrying me.

[B]

Dude, you. You don't even like C.J. living with you. And you Think your girl's ex is gonna come in?

[A]

I'm gonna live with me.

[B]

I said if she needs. If she got evicted and needed a place to stay until she could figure it out. You don't know that. That's not a timeline. A to B. It might take her two weeks. Find a new place. I might take her two months.

[A]

But ideally, I would front her some money and just be like, go. Go get a place.

[B]

Oh, but that's not what we said. That is not what we said. I said she's come to your house. You said yes. And you said you wouldn't mind the problem. You wouldn't mind if your girl's ex moved in with you.

[A]

No.

[B]

What are you gonna play NCAA with the guy?

[A]

If he's cool.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

I hop in Discord, bro.

[B]

No way you got among us. No way. No way.

[A]

Very insecure, bro.

[B]

Don't you dare say is. I'm very secure. We've. We've ran into Liv's exes in public multiple times.

[A]

Yeah. And they're ugly.

[B]

They are uglier than me. But does he 60?

[A]

I'm like, Bro.

[B]

But regardless.

[A]

If he's a good guy. If he's a good guy. They ended on good terms. And my. I trust my wife. Like, I'm gonna be there. It's not like. Like they're moving in together. I'm there. Our daily life isn't going to change. We just have a step kid now.

[B]

The step kid that used to. To see that you're.

[A]

That's an immature thought, bro. That's just gonna happen.

[B]

No, but that's not. This has nothing to do with immaturity. This sounds like to do with rights and wrongs. This is.

[A]

What's wrong about that.

[B]

That is strange. That is strange.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

Put. Bro.

[A]

I am a man of Jesus Christ.

[B]

Put in that.

[A]

And if somebody. If my neighbor needs help, I'm helping my neighbor. Help thy neighbor.

[B]

That's. Yes. Help thy neighbor.

[A]

And it sounds. You're helping thy neighbor. You're not helping. You're not helping that neighbor. That neighbor's gonna be homeless is what you're saying. No. Okay. Okay. Say. Say me and your wife dated.

[B]

What?

[A]

Just say me and your wife dated. I was invited to the. I wouldn't be invited to the wedding. As much as you love me. I wouldn't be invited to the wedding. That.

[B]

But that's not. But would I love you as much if you were her ex?

[A]

That's a question for you to answer.

[B]

But that's What I'm saying.

[A]

Would you.

[B]

It depends on how long you dated.

[A]

A year?

[B]

I don't think. But that's the thing.

[A]

A calendar year.

[B]

A calendar year is what we had together. If that calendar year was spent dating live.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You think you and me would be this right now?

[A]

Take. Take this situation. I'm married to live right now. I'm. I got her pregnant.

[B]

Why are we doing this? But you know what else?

[A]

But you were friends with Liv for a year before I met her. Right.

[B]

Okay, so I was friends with live for a year, and then you met.

[A]

Her, and I met her, say, in that year before I came to school, the same school y'all were at, y'all were dating. And then I came to the school, became your roommate, and then started dating.

[B]

Liv would never invite me to that wedding.

[A]

Why? You think you and Liv would end on bad terms?

[B]

No.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

But you're. You're this whole. If it's good terms, it's good to go. No, no, dude.

[A]

Y'all are crazy.

[B]

That is not insecure.

[A]

Yeah, it sounds like it.

[B]

It's not immature.

[A]

I want you 20, 25. You get secure.

[B]

I am very secure.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

But it is a wedding. I think it is a lot easier to say this as a hypothetical. If you had a woman right next to you, and you're like, babe, I can invite my ex that I dated for three years.

[A]

No, I wouldn't just bring it out. They would have to have some kind of rapport. They would have some kind of relationship. They would have to know each other.

[B]

Like, okay, now, what if they didn't?

[A]

Then that would be weird. Just randomly one day bringing up an ex on my. On her wedding day. No, I'm not gonna do that.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

I'm saying there's a rapport there.

[B]

But why are you making your ex and your current friends.

[A]

Because she's my friend already. That's my friend.

[B]

See, now we're cool. That. But that's where I think. But that is. It's like a. It's a morals thing. There's, like, a line you can be acting like.

[A]

I would go across my wife's wishes. If she is completely uncomfortable with her being my friend, that's fine. When I saw my friend, then.

[B]

Okay, but I'm saying, I feel 96 out of a hundred women would say, yeah, like, why do you need to be talking to your ex?

[A]

I get it.

[B]

Why do you need to talk to her? I know you have other friends.

[A]

Yeah, that's one of them.

[B]

Okay, but you used to do the Same things you do with me. Her. The same things.

[A]

No, I didn't. I didn't love her as much as I love you. That's why we're married.

[B]

But you did love her.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Didn't love her as much.

[A]

Exactly. So.

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Just rocking your kid. Okay, sure.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

That's so strange to me.

[B]

No, that's strange to me, dog. You're watching too many movies, dude.

[A]

Cj, is that weird?

[B]

Would you invite your ex to your wedding? Yeah, like, but go. Go into. Why? Like, why?

[A]

Why? Why would you have a mic. Bring it. Bring a mic over there. Free. Just turn that one up.

[B]

That's strange.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

It's. It's the. The concept is not. Yeah, but the facts is what make it strange. If you dated this girl at a level where you were telling her you love her. At an age I tell people I.

[A]

Love them off a rip.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, you're.

[A]

Cuz I'm confused. No, cuz I'm confused.

[B]

You go, I'm just alone. And I. I don't.

[A]

Give me. You have a really nice smile. I love you.

[B]

Yeah, Like, I am in love with you. But if you do. If you do this. This relationship went to a point of. Of cool coitus. You were saying you love them and your lives were in. Entangled together, then. No, bro. Absolutely not. If this was a girl you dated, like, y'all were in, like, med school together and you went on four coffee dates, like, studying, trying to see. So, like, y'all were attracted to each other, but nothing ever worked. Even if you kiss. Whatever. But it was weird. Never worked. That's different.

[A]

That's what I'm talking about. That's why. Why wouldn't you.

[B]

I mean, Cam kind of already said it. It's just like. It's that, like, certain boundary that you just, like, can't cross. It's like. Like a certain something where it just takes it to another. Like, it's a different level. It's not like a friend that was more than a friend.

[A]

But. But if your partner. What's. Say you met your. You. You met your girl's ex, right? Just had a bar. Like, you lived in Podunk, Arkansas. Everybody knows everybody. Y'all probably all related. So you meet. You meet your girl's ex, right? You'd be like, why do I look so alike? And then. And then. And then you, like, all drink and hang out together. It's like a high school. Like, it's all cool. Like, damn, this dude is cool. I get why you like, them type. You know what I mean? Like, I give you, like, a cool dude, and then you realize, like, oh, there's no weird energy here. He has a girlfriend now he's married or whatever. And then she. And then the wedding's coming up, and then y'all just talking about, yeah, you can come to the wedding if you want. It's just that simple.

[B]

That's fine. But, like, how often does that happen?

[A]

How? What?

[B]

You just said the real question. You meet, you go to your high school town, everyone's at the old dive bar, we got a bucket of beers, and we're playing Ring on the Hoop. Hey, we're getting married. You want to cut. That does.

[A]

That's not real.

[B]

It doesn't happen. It does.

[A]

It might have.

[B]

No. For some people, but that. That does not happen as often. First off, this was a great relationship. I wish you nothing but the best. That doesn't happen nowhere near as much as, oh, you changed up. Oh, I'm not saying it's cheating, but, like, when people break up.

[A]

No, a lot of breaks can just be situational. I'm moving across the country. Hey, I want to go explore this thing.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

But it could be.

[B]

Okay, but those breakups. This. It's still. It's. It's very seldom like, what you're saying.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

Just very amicable.

[A]

I don't think so.

[B]

If you got invited to your ex's wedding, what would your real intentions be at that?

[A]

Oh, I'm breaking it up. Anybody, if anybody here. What's his.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

You're talking about my ex. That's different. I'm saying hypothetical. If my ex got married and she.

[B]

Said, hey, you want to come to the wedding? You go, yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah. So now reverse the role. Yeah, she'd do the same thing.

[A]

No, that's different. That's different.

[B]

You keep saying that's different. Spinning your watermelon, baby. No, it's not different.

[A]

It's different. No, it's not strange.

[B]

No. You got backed into a corner.

[A]

No, because that relationship is different. Y'all bringing up a very specific.

[B]

But that's you. But that's you.

[A]

That's not my only ex.

[B]

No, I know.

[A]

Some only ex.

[B]

I know. You're. You're for your first one.

[A]

Yes. She could come. Well, she wouldn't want to come.

[B]

What do you know?

[A]

My. My Houston.

[B]

Two down. What? Two, doll, we need to prove the other two.

[A]

I could call all of my exes right now, and they'd answer my phone. Except for one.

[B]

Exactly. But that's fine. I'm telling you, bro. If you. If there's a girl sitting right there.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

You've been dating her for two, three months.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Are you gonna pick up your phone and call your ex and chop it up like, what's good? You want to get on Madden? She would be.

[A]

If I have an ex that just wants to get on Madden, I'm getting her back. She's coming back.

[B]

She would not accept it, wouldn't agree with it, wouldn't love it.

[A]

Just need to get more secure in Yalls relationships, brother.

[B]

There you're. There's. This is. I'm telling you. Because it is, bro.

[A]

You. We gotta get off. This is too long.

[B]

You know for a fact. You know for a fact.

[A]

No. Y'all tripping.

[B]

That would not go over good at all.

[A]

You're tripping, bro.

[B]

At all.

[A]

All right, well, do you have anything else?

[B]

Oh, man. I think. I think that is. I think that was glorious. What an episode. A lot of weird innuendos. We had a. We had a. You. You became pregnant. We had a hell of a hypothetical.

[A]

Way to end 2024.

[B]

Way to end 2024. Bring in 2025. 20. Am I saying that right?

[A]

Yeah, you said it.

[B]

2025.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Are the years real? Are we. Those are made up, right?

[B]

According to the Mayans.

[A]

But I thought that's. I thought we stopped going off them because they thought Coney 202012 was a real thing.

[B]

Coney 2020 12.

[A]

Remember that? Coney 2012.

[B]

2012.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Wasn't it real?

[A]

No, we're still here. I thought Coney 2012 was, like, the end of the world.

[B]

The Mayans just thought 2020 12. 2012 was the year that the world ended, according to their calculus.

[A]

Yeah, but that was Coney.

[B]

No, it wasn't.

[A]

No, Coney. No, it was the Mayans.

[B]

No, it was.

[A]

Yes. Remember they made a movie called Kony 2012.

[B]

It's just called 2012.

[A]

Coney wasn't in it.

[B]

No. Coney was doing illegal stuff over there. He wasn't worried about the world ending.

[A]

No. Remember when they said your iPhone's gonna go backwards or something?

[B]

What?

[A]

And the water is gonna get real high.

[B]

What?

[A]

C.J. remembers that.

[B]

No, he doesn't.

[A]

No. Coney 2012. And remember, it was on Netflix.

[B]

2012 is the name of the film. Kony Coney 2012.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And it was the posters that were up in the bathroom that were telling you to save the kids.

[A]

No, it was save the world because the water's gonna get too high. And you turn off your phone. I remember that. Kony 2012. It's like the sand's gonna get hot.

[B]

Hey, in 2020. In 2012, when the world was supposed to end, it was supposed to end at 6pm Central for us. I intentionally was at my grandparents. I took a nap. I was like, if it's gonna. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna be asleep. I literally took a nap and I woke up, it was like 7:30. I went outside and looked. I said, wow.

[A]

Well, okay. Say the world was ending in one hour. What would you do?

[B]

I would drive as fast as I possibly could to my wife.

[A]

What?

[B]

100%.

[A]

You would leave me.

[B]

You could get in the car with me, but I'm going to my wife.

[A]

Going to your house.

[B]

I have to go to my wife. I have one for the world ends.

[A]

Okay, say live was here.

[B]

Oh, we all just chill right here.

[A]

I'm not dying here.

[B]

Where do you want to go? A Ferris wheel? You want to do something cool? Hey, guys. It's finally over.

[A]

Yes. We got to do something cool.

[B]

No one's gonna be watching your live stream if the world's cracking into two.

[A]

Somebody would watch my live stream.

[B]

Someone definitely would.

[A]

I would. We got to get like, funnel cake or something. Something fun.

[B]

Funnel cake?

[A]

Like, it's like a death row meal.

[B]

What?

[A]

You got to get like, your last meal.

[B]

I would just go to the calf, grab some cookies. Fat ass water. Dude, you're a big throw on a game show, bro. If we actually knew the world is ending in an hour, we'd be sitting here crying for an hour.

[A]

You would cry?

[B]

Are you.

[A]

Dude, I'm. First of all, I'm not wearing clothes. I'm not dying with garments on.

[B]

Kind of suggests we should all get naked, dude. Okay, if my wife was here, that's a little different.

[A]

Honestly. First thing, we're. We're taking C.J. out early. We're like, hey, you don't get to end it with.

[B]

You know, you're not here, bro. This isn't for you.

[A]

Get out.

[B]

No, that would be. That would be some dude.

[A]

I would confess a lot. You would.

[B]

You would be like, I've stolen so much from you.

[A]

I keyed your car one time as a joke.

[B]

Wait, what? You serious?

[A]

No, the world's still happening, dude. 20, 2012, Coney, remember?

[B]

Stop saying that. I swear to you, it's just 2012.

[A]

The Mayans thought Kony had something to.

[B]

Do with their count. No.

[A]

So Kony and the world ending was happening in the same year?

[B]

1002012 was a great year. Hell of a year.

[A]

Hell of a year.

[B]

Summer 2016 though.

[A]

Oh, nothing beats.

[B]

Nothing beats.

[A]

I would. I would sacrifice CJ to go back to summer 16. Why, dude? I would easily to go back to that summer. The weather was good, music was good, movies. I'd feed him to the wolves.

[B]

I want to go back to.

[A]

Oh no, you don't get.

[B]

Oh, that sucks, bro.

[A]

Who would have the best time being raised by a pack of wolves?

[B]

Oh, me. Me. I would try to learn their language quick. Once you learn the language, you can infiltrate the leader and then run the package.

[A]

No, they would eat you for the meat.

[B]

No, I'd get skinny quick.

[A]

Impossible. Would have done it by now. Let's get out of here, bro.

[B]

Oh, well, well, well. Thank you for coming back once again for the Last episode of 2024. Episode 145. Episode 146. Same place, same location, same time. Just a different year. Next week it'll be our first episode of 2025. We cannot wait to get the year started off. Fantastic Koala Club. The time is finally here. There's multiple tiers, brand new content, all sorts of fun and new things happening in the Koala Club. The link is in the description below. Also Twitch, Discord, Facebook, Twitter, Instagrams, everything you need to know. Description below. Same place. Miss every video. We cannot wait to see y'all next week. Episode 146, 2025. Absolutely love you.

[A]

Have a very safe new year. Don't do anything Uncle Picos, Cam and CJ wouldn't do. We love you. If you want to get the uncensored ad free version of the episodes you watch here on YouTube, go over to the Koala Royalty and the Koala Club. We love you so much. Extended episodes are on all tiers. If you want to see the extendo, we're going to talk about our 2024. Our favorite memories with YSK reveal some secrets that we haven't had from 20 that we haven't shared from 2024. We love you. Thank you for making this a great year. Let's make 2025 the best year in YSK history. Y'all the backbone of it. So as as far as we go is up to y'all. So thank you and hopefully y'all let us keep going for another 10 years. We love you and remember, one out of 10 qualibilities don't make it over Christmas and we will see you next year.

[B]

No, we'll see you next year.