CAN WE SURVIVE HIGH SCHOOL? -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast – Episode 216

Episode Title: HARDEST HIGH SCHOOL EXAM CHALLENGE!
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Release Date: May 11, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode is a classic blend of playful banter, nostalgia, wild hypotheticals, and light-hearted debates from best friends Peyton and Cam. The central theme revolves around challenging each other’s intelligence—prompted by Cam’s suspicion that Peyton might not even pass a standard high school “GED” test. Around this are winding conversations about collectibles, childhood habits, historical figures (notably Helen Keller), outrageous product ideas, and plenty of clowning on each other.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

Getting Into Collectibles & Nostalgia

• Trading Cards & Toys (04:13–10:58)
  • Peyton shows off his “collectible” snakeskin slap bracelet, calling it the “million dollar championship belt.”
  • “You own Rolexes and you're wearing a snap on collectible snakeskin? ... Money in the bank ladder match.” – Cam [04:01]
  • Both hosts discuss the joy of returning to childhood interests, notably trading cards, animated shows, and collectibles.
  • Peyton attributes this reawakening to seeing the Michael Jackson biopic:
    “Recently I've been becoming a kid again... I watched the Michael Jackson biopic and like he's like, 'bubbles, bubbles.'” – Peyton [04:46]
  • Cam claims he was unfairly bullied by Peyton for his own nerdy interests. Peyton denies:
    Cam: “You made fun of me for a lot of things that fall into this same little channel.” – [06:22] Peyton: “I don't think so... I made fun of you for your Yu Gi Oh, but I do not think I actually did.” – [06:32]

Childhood Habits, Sweetener Heists, and Family Quirks

• Candy, Energy Drinks, & Stealing from Restaurants (12:00–22:00)
  • The duo reminisce about sneaking artificial sweeteners, first energy drink highs, and their parents’ odd boundaries (beer OK, Monster not).
  • Peyton confesses to hiding his rampant “Sweet’N Low” habit:
    “I would go downstairs all the time and I would just rip sweet and low packets for hours... I was willing to die behind this.” – Peyton [16:46]
  • Hilarious stories about their families stealing restaurant plates and cutlery. Peyton’s parents went so far as to ask for extra plates just to take them home.

Gross-Out Humor & Hygiene Failures

• Flossing, Brushing & Bad Habits (48:00–54:30)
  • Peyton reveals he only started flossing as an adult and prefers flossing after brushing (“it’s like a treat”).
  • “What happens? All that underneath that? ... That's how it happens: gingivitis. You nasty.” – Cam [50:34]
  • Peyton admits to using a separate floss pick for each tooth and, given his gap teeth, sometimes just “sucks out” debris:
    “As a former gapper right here... there's enough in there for wind, so I can just go [slurp].” – Peyton [52:51]
  • Cam is horrified: “You are a goblin. What do you mean you can suck it out?” [52:45]

History, Fame & Helen Keller’s Trading Card

• Absurd Debates on Helen Keller’s Legacy (23:39–32:03)
  • The hosts spiral into confusion and jokes about Helen Keller, Anne Frank, and Amelia Earhart, mixing up their stories and achievements.
  • Peyton: “Who is Helen Keller? ... I know Helen Keller was blind to death, but wasn't she running from people?” [24:31]
  • Cam, incredulous: “She [Helen Keller] had no ops, I think, bro.” [24:43]
  • Shock that a signed Helen Keller Topps card exists (and recently sold for $3,000), leading to dark, edgy banter about penmanship and collectible value.
  • “That’s super messed up. That... just because she's blind... why would you make her do penmanship, bro? ... Put her thumbprint!” – Cam [25:18]
  • The duo try and repeatedly fail to explain why Helen Keller is famous.
  • Key quote: “In my brain, I thought she was the first blind and deaf person. Then she was doing all these things—writing books, flying planes.” – Peyton [29:33]

Bizarre Product Ideas & Hypotheticals

• The “Death Clock” & Knowing Your Fate (38:36–44:06)
  • Cam introduces the “Death Clock,” a real countdown timer predicting your death.
  • Immediate consensus: it’s horrifying and no one should own it.
  • “That's the number one thing I don't want to know in my life is when I'm gonna perish.” – Peyton [39:04]
  • They debate: Would you rather know HOW or WHEN you die?
    • Both choose knowing “when,” otherwise “you'd never want to get in a car again” or similar paranoia.

Trees vs. Household Plants: The Science Debate That Went Nowhere

• Tree Science & Bizarre Arguments (61:07–70:11)
  • Peyton is baffled why trees thrive without caretaking, unlike household plants.
  • Cam attempts to explain, but the exchange devolves into circular arguments about “size,” sustainability, and their lack of botany knowledge.
  • “The science of a tree is phenomenal... If trees are plants, why do you not have to put in any work when taking care of a tree?” – Peyton [61:45]
  • “A tree... is self-sustained enough... it can withstand tornadoes and hurricanes.” – Cam [68:04]
  • The segment turns hilariously combative as they bicker about definitions, rules, and who’s interrupting more.

WNBA’s New Star and the Gatorade Rant

• The New “Wemby” in WNBA (55:05–59:11)
  • Cam spotlights Han Xu, a 6’11” WNBA player, and contrasts her to Brittney Griner.
• Gatorade “Lower Sugar” Product Rant (70:52–73:00)
  • The team roasts Gatorade for making a pointlessly redundant “75% less sugar” formula, when a zero-sugar version already exists.
  • “That's so stupid. Zero. That's like making a Dr. Pepper Zero and a Dr. Pepper One.” – Cam [71:09]

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The Hardest High School Exam Challenge: GED Gauntlet (76:18–86:26)

Highlights:

• Cam decides to quiz Peyton with real-life/“GED” standard questions.
• Peyton struggles hilariously with basic math and geography:

Notable Questions and Answers:

• Q: If something is 25% off $80, what’s the final price?
  Peyton: “$20.”
  Cam: “If something's 25 off of something, that's $80, what's the final price?”
  – [77:33]

• Q: What does GDP measure?
  Peyton: “General Decimal Points... Guys Don’t Play.”
  Cam: “Gross Domestic Product. Now, can you tell me what that is, sir?”
  – [79:49]

• Q: What is the capital of Canada?
  Peyton (in order): Montreal, Toronto, Ontario, Niagara Falls, Buffalo
  Cam: “Ottawa.”
  – [83:10]

• Q: If you double a penny every day for 30 days, is it over a million dollars?
  Peyton: “No.”
  Cam: “It's well over a million. It ends up being $5.3 million.”
  – [81:16]

• Q: If five machines take five minutes to make five items, how long do 100 machines take to make 100 items?
  Peyton: Multiple wrong guesses, ultimately gives up.
  Cam: “Five minutes.”
  – [86:09]

Running Gag:
Each incorrect answer is met with laughter, exasperation, and mockery from Cam and occasional incredulity from the crew.
Cam: “You are probably dumber than most American high schoolers.” [76:18]

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Most Memorable Quotes

• “Three fifths is a hard fraction for us. So I decline to answer that one.” – Peyton (math prompt) [02:32, 78:52]
• “Who is Helen Keller? ... I know Helen Keller was blind to death, but wasn’t she running from people?” – Peyton [24:31]
• “She had no ops, I think, bro.” – Cam roasting Peyton's American history [24:43]
• “You made fun of me for a lot of things that fall into this same little channel.” – Cam [06:22]
• “That’s super messed up...Why would you make her do penmanship, bro?” – Cam on Helen Keller’s signed card [25:18]
• “You are a goblin. What do you mean you can suck it out?” – Cam [52:45]
• “That's the number one thing I don't want to know in my life is when I’m gonna perish.” – Peyton on the death clock [39:04]
• “A tree is self-sustained enough… it can withstand tornadoes and hurricanes.” – Cam [68:04]
• “Gross Domestic Product. It's how much domestic product you gross in a year annually.” – Peyton [80:53]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Trading Card Nostalgia & Collectibles: 04:13–10:58
• Childhood Habits/Sweetener Heists: 12:00–22:00
• Helen Keller/History Riff: 23:39–32:03
• Death Clock and Hypothetical: 38:36–44:06
• Flossing & Hygiene Debates: 48:00–54:30
• WNBA’s New Star: 55:05–59:11
• Trees vs. Plants Science Debate: 61:07–70:11
• Gatorade “Low Sugar” Roast: 70:52–73:00
• High School Exam Challenge: 76:18–86:26

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode showcases Peyton and Cam’s signature chemistry and ability to launch from a single joke into long, free-associative digressions. There’s relentless teasing, absurdist humor, a little edginess around history, lots of “dumb guy” self-owns (especially from Peyton), and a genuine joy in returning to their own nerdy passions and quirks. Their banter is both affectionate and rivalrous—exactly the “making fun of each other in a way only the closest of friends can do.”

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Final Note

If you missed this episode, you missed a wild, wandering, and raucously funny journey through everything from high school math woes, to why trees don’t need people, to whether you’d want a countdown to your own mortality. At its heart, it’s a love letter to never fully growing up.

Transcript

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Now on to the rest of the episode.

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If you shut up and let me. What is the fraction 3 5th represented as a decimal?

[A]

You know, my people went through a thing for a while. Three fifths is a hard fraction for us. So I decline to answer that one. Are you stupid? Like genuinely look at yourself. Ask yourself, am I dumb?

[B]

Am I dumb?

[A]

Yeah. A Helen Keller top card just got sold and it was signed. Okay, if it's under $5,000, I'll buy it right now. I swear I will.

[B]

He's buying.

[A]

The you should know podcast. Hey everybody. Welcome back to you should know podcast episode 216. We got co host Cam back in the studio.

[B]

Nice.

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Hunger, hunger.

[B]

What in the snakeskin 2009 collectibles out of the little gumball machine do you have on your wrist? What is that? What is that? That is snakeskin. That's plastic and snakes. There's money signs on it. Yes. What is that?

[A]

The million dollar championship belt. This is the million dollar championship belt.

[B]

Now, now, now to our.

[A]

It's a collectible wrist piece.

[B]

It's the slap one. It's a slap bracelet. Yeah, it's a.

[A]

It snaps on, slaps on. I've been wearing it every day.

[B]

For what?

[A]

It's a collectible.

[B]

Exactly. Collect it, you store it. You don't wear it every day.

[A]

Well, this is.

[B]

Okay, so you own Rolexes and you're wearing a snap on collectible snakeskin. Money in the what? Money in the bank ladder match.

[A]

None of this is a million dollar championship belt.

[B]

What champion? What?

[A]

Like, honestly, when did that debut? I don't remember.

[B]

I've never seen that with my watch.

[A]

Well, I think it came and went. I think it was for a specific thing and then it went away and now that is bad ball knowledge of me not knowing when that.

[B]

When it's very bad ball knowledge. Very bad ball knowledge.

[A]

But so basically I don' know what it is. Recently I've been getting into collectibles and like I think it's.

[B]

That's fine.

[A]

It's come from my trading card thing that we're going to get into.

[B]

We're getting into training card. We're going to be scalpers and take all your kids fun. Have more bankroll than you see.

[A]

God don't like ugly.

[B]

God don't like.

[A]

God don't like ugly. That's not true. I'm not going to do that.

[B]

But I've been like, I messed up.

[A]

Hold up. You get it out.

[B]

Oh, it got real dry.

[A]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

No, I'm just kidding. I'm not going to take it from your children either, but we'll talk about it later.

[A]

But it's one of the. Recently I've been becoming a kid again. It's not.

[B]

It's.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

So fun.

[A]

It's so good fun. It's so underrated. I think it's because I watched the Michael Jackson biopic and like he's like, bubbles, bubbles. And he was in his room with bubbles. See that girl?

[B]

No, that's not Michael Jackson.

[A]

That is Michael Jackson.

[B]

You just went like country that girl. You're. You're at the end when you're hitting girl.

[A]

No, no, no. That's how he does like a little molasses on it.

[B]

Like Southern Georgia. You said that girl.

[A]

That's how he says it in the song.

[B]

Michael Jackson's very.

[A]

Oh, you don't know Michael Jackson. Look at Dario. Dario's very upset.

[B]

No, I know, I know. Michael had some swag.

[A]

Why? Why tell him that? It's human nature. Why?

[B]

Why keep going.

[A]

Then you do me that way. And then in that song he goes, see that girl? Like just like that. I mean, that is a spot on impression. Good.

[B]

Is that really good? I wish I knew so I could say that girl.

[A]

It's gonna be on TikTok.

[B]

See that girl.

[A]

Yeah. But he was, he was too white. I've always been that way.

[B]

Like what way?

[A]

Like Michael Jackson kinda.

[B]

He, he. Tell me about it.

[A]

No, no, he's an innocent man. So I've always been the guy that's like into my inner child. Like, I'm open about liking High School Musical.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I'm open about liking comic books. Yes. I'm open about liking like sci fi stuff. I've always been that way. But I think the pressures of adulthood in society have tamed me for a while.

[B]

I, I agree. And I also think it was your mild and acute case of bullying because I think you made fun of me for a lot of things that fall into this same little channel.

[A]

I don't think so. I think that is a narrative that got passed around that I made fun of you for your yu Gi. Oh. But I do not think I actually did.

[B]

Oh, choke me and ruin my life. Oh my God. Yes you did.

[A]

You're out of your mind. I did not. You're out of you.

[B]

That is like, hey, bro, enjoy sorting through your obelisk, the tormentor. I'm going to get some oops girls, did y' all hear that? Yeah, he's playing Yu Gi oh. Anyway, let's go get in the car. Get the four Locos. And I was just, like, going through the car.

[A]

I think it was the Yu Gi oh part of it. And I was like, there was no value in the cards that you were doing at the time. I think that's what I was talking about.

[B]

I mean. I mean, when swing. When goes full circle, it's. It has to be the most rich feeling ever. You're over here, I mean, ripping Bowman packs. You're pulling a Lamar Jackson, and now you're fully invested. And you didn't see the vision before the TikTok lives. You didn't see the vision before ripping became a thing. You didn't. Oh. Oh. You probably couldn't have even named. You probably legitimately could not name three Pokemon before Logan Paul started doing Logan Paul stuff.

[A]

I'm going to say. I'm going to say it's not that I didn't see the vision. I saw the vision. Obviously. I was. It's the gateway to entry. I was just like, I'm not sure if I want to get into that, but I got into it, but can I get to this, and then we can get to the cards? I want to talk about cards in a little bit.

[B]

I need you to get that off, and that's why I need you to get through. You need to get that off of your wrist.

[A]

I've literally kept this on for a whole week straight.

[B]

That wasn't on, like, 10 minutes ago.

[A]

Well, because I wanted to put it on in front of y' all for the first time here, because y' all would have talked me down and, like, tried to talk me out of it before we recorded.

[B]

Okay, now I have a question.

[A]

Y' all to call me all kinds of stuff, layers and derogatory names, okay? Especially Robbie. Look, he's trying to hold it back right now. Look at that hatred.

[B]

Look at that hatred. He said, oh, look at that. No, now. Okay, now. Now you're immediately gonna insult me, which it's very well deserved. Can I possibly get one wear with it? Can I get one try, please? Just.

[A]

No, you can collect them.

[B]

Okay. Can I get. Can I let you snap it on me? And that'll be my one way. That's. It's so sad.

[A]

So basically, I've been getting into, like, soft. Oh, I want it back.

[B]

Oh, you want it back now?

[A]

Yes, you can slap it on me.

[B]

Oh, come on. I was gonna get more than four seconds.

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No. Yeah.

[B]

That's all.

[A]

How long you last anyway?

[B]

Oh, that's true.

[A]

So I've. I watched the Michael Jackson movie and I think it brought that part back in my brain where I was like, why am I not, like, enjoying this? I actually enjoy, like, I love, like, animated shows.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

I love all this stuff. I love nerdy, like, almost kitty. Like I've always liked as it should. And then so I was like. And I've. I've worked into a position of life where I can afford to, you know, enjoy the habits and the hobbies and stuff that I like. So I went to Walmart and they have. Not an ad, by the way. They have these belts in. In. In, like a sealed collectible thing, so you can't see what belt you're getting. There's a bunch of different belts.

[B]

Oh, boy, there it is.

[A]

And the top two belts that are hardest to find, like the rare and the super rare, are the heavyweight championship belt. And then it's the Roman Reigns, like, edition Tribal Universal WWE Championship belt. And so I pulled this, and it's the first one I got, and I wore it around all day. I went to a doctor's appointment with this on.

[B]

What did the doctor say?

[A]

They asked me if I wanted a sucker afterwards.

[B]

But what is. What is this thing you're doing? What is this finger thing? Just go with a fist.

[A]

See, that's what I'm saying. You're talking me down off of what I like.

[B]

I don't think that has anything to do with childlike, though. That's just a weird little niche you're doing. That's a weird name. I said a niche. Niche. You can pick your poison.

[A]

Yeah, niche.

[B]

Your niche.

[A]

But saying that I. I've been really getting into my childhood stuff.

[B]

It feels great.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And.

[A]

But I can say you did put me on the trading cards. Oh, boy, you did finally convert me to start it. And we can talk about that. I mean, we have absolutely just been. I have spent a grotesque amount of money on. On trading cards, and I posted this on my story, and so many people commented, welcome to the dark side.

[B]

Oh, it is. It is the dark side. But is it not? I mean, it's. It's like doing. It's like doing something you know you're not supposed to, but you just get a rush.

[A]

It's a lottery ticket. Oh, it's gamble and dopamine. But you can keep the lottery ticket afterwards.

[B]

You don't just throw it away. It doesn't go right to the trash.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You can even sell it back in bulk. I got a spot up in Carrollton. Oh, wow. So in bulk. They buy it a foot for one foot is $2.

[A]

Dude. It's the best ever. So I've been getting into trading cards, and I've really enjoyed this hobby. And me and Cam have really bonded. Like, we've kind of restarted our relationship. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It feels like college feels good. We sat around my kitchen table and we were just, like, just ripping.

[B]

Having fun.

[A]

Ripping.

[B]

Talking. Boys being boys. Yeah.

[A]

The girls kind of ruined it.

[B]

They did not. They were just a killjoy. They don't understand it. It's like, oh, you go get your nails that you switch.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Every time. So you can take a picture like this holding a matcha that's overpriced that you don't like because it tastes like earth.

[A]

Yeah. Watch is good.

[B]

Depending on what you get. Two matcha drinkers. Matcha by itself. Now when you go, oh, can I get the. The honey lavender matcha with vanilla cream in a swirl of caramel, please? Yeah. It's 70 grams of sugar. Anything's gonna taste good. You get a 70 gram sugar covered piece of dog, it's gonna taste good.

[A]

I can honestly say that.

[B]

Can I get dog poop with caramel whipped cream, oat milk, and vanilla? It's like, oh, that's a nice treat.

[A]

I can. I can honestly say there's not a matcha I've never liked. I've liked every single matcha that's ever touched my tongue.

[B]

Okay. Okay, Mr. Order. You the inventor of matcha. You have steak and matcha?

[A]

No, I think that's the Japanese.

[B]

Be careful.

[A]

You.

[B]

Fact check. Is that. Was that correct?

[A]

I think so. I think it's a Japanese thing.

[B]

If you took actual matcha with no additives in your house, you just ordered a bag of matcha and.

[A]

Yeah. And you put it in a cool

[B]

little bowl and you would not like it.

[A]

Yes, I would. I have, and I do like it. I genuinely like matcha now. It's an acquired taste. It's like a beer. Remember when you were 13 and you tried your first beer?

[B]

Oh, no, no. I didn't try my first beer till I was about.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, no. Oh, no. My. My specialty drink at 13 was an energy drink. I literally did.

[A]

Oh, my. You know, my house is. It was more okay for me to try a beer before it was the monster energy drink. They're like. They're like beer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You can just. You could sip one in front of me. I tried an injured drink.

[B]

They're like, no, like, put it down, boy. Your mom's like, nothing but a pinky. Ain't gonna hurt you to get there. Get that feeling up there. You crack a monster. Just the crack. Your dad's like, no, no.

[A]

Where is it?

[B]

Yeah, bro. My first. I mean, wow, this talk about reminiscing. My first time ever trying an energy drink. I was probably like 10 and it was.

[A]

Why were you drinking energy drinks at 10?

[B]

It was at my friend's house and I saw my dad drink like six a day. So I was like, ah, dude, he was working hard, bro. He used to work. I mean, I love my father, I respect him. That son of a worked hard, bro. I didn't see my own dad. Like, parents are together, not a split household. I didn't see my father except on the weekends from age like, like 5 to 10.

[A]

And then he had to come home.

[B]

Oh, yeah. And then he came home to me, just a big headed goblin. He's like, daddy, want to play Bakugan? I was like, I choose you. Yeah. He's like, get away, kid. He's like, aren't you supposed to be asleep? Oh, dude. I used to fall asleep because I'd lay down with my mom because dad was gone working. I'd lay down with my mom, we'd watch a show, I'd fall asleep and instead of like, him just. I get it. But instead of him like, oh, that's my son and my wife laying in the bed, I'll creep in there with him. He'd literally be like this, hey, get out of my seat. You're making it hot. He's like, I just worked a 16 hour day. Get out of my bed. He's like, go to your own room. Don't turn the TV on. Go to sleep. But the drink, yeah, the first time I tried it was at my friend's house. It was at David's house.

[A]

Shout out to David.

[B]

He had an older brother that was like a collegiate athlete and he had the Rockstar energy drinks that were in there. So one off the name alone. I thought, I drink this, I immediately get like, shake your legs out 100%. So we took, we took it one day. Like you would have thought we were drinking like, like tequila.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We took this energy drink, we're checking our shoulders. We shut the garage so no by bystanders can see. And we went. We're like, oh, oh. Just off the crack. Oh, oh, dude, that's got to be. That's got to be part of the rush. I've never heard that sound A Diet Coke doesn't make that much of a pop. Oh. Oh. And then we split, me, Dave and his brother, we split one rockstar energy drink three ways. You would. I mean, the placebo effect, it could

[A]

have been real, though.

[B]

It could have been the 80mg caffeine. That could have been my first time in life I hit caffeine.

[A]

Yeah, we were.

[B]

I mean, we went upstairs and invented a game called Blankets fall down the stairs. We literally wrapped ourselves in a blanket and just jumped down the stairs.

[A]

You can't give a bunch of middle class white kids. Oh, yeah.

[B]

At the age of 10, 11. No, no. But yeah, it was like I thought I was probably. That is equivalent now. I'm not going to say that on the Internet. No, that's. That's probably an adult. The way I felt in that moment is like an adult hitting a. A different hard next level. You know what?

[A]

Nowadays, for the first time.

[B]

Oh, I literally. I was. I was. I was hearing colors. I was. It was always. It was wicked, dude.

[A]

I can't remember the first time I had it. No, I would actually. Now that I'm thinking wasn't okay for me to drink energy drinks as a kid. Like, they let me try alcohol, which is probably led me down the road backward.

[B]

My house was that.

[A]

No, it's true. Like, they were like, yes, you can sip this and try it in front of me because you're not gonna like it. But I think they knew that I would like energy drinks because, I mean, I did. I mean, I. I mean, I still do, but they were worried. My parents were worried about the wrong thing because I think I've told this years ago on the podcast, but we had this big cabinet at the bottom of my pantry. I mean, like a storage. Like a big storage tub almost. And it was like, like, like 10 gallon. Like it was filled to the brim of sweet and low. Like sweet and low packets. I don't know why we needed so much sweet and low in the house, but I remember as a kid, I would go downstairs all the time and I would sneak. I was on my tiptoes. I would sneak and I would go down there and I would just rip sweet and low packets for hours and I would leave. And once I was satiated off the artificial sugar.

[B]

Getting satiated off sweet and low is a. That is a new low.

[A]

Dude, who is that? But that was my thing. Like, that was.

[B]

Would you be on a high? Like, would you get a little sugar high?

[A]

I don't think so. I think I got Tummy aches.

[B]

You were just doing that to go back upstairs, flip through your comic books, braid your own hair and then have a tummy ache. That's what you're doing.

[A]

And I think I got caught. And my mom was like, peyton, like, you should not be eating these. Like that can give you cancer. And I was like, I'm willing to die behind this, Nita. The you should know podcast this episode is brought to you by Zbiotics. I gotta tell you about this game changing products I use before a night out with drinks. It's called pre alcohol. Cam. Let's face it man, after a night with drinks, I do not bounce back the next day like I used to. Dude, I mean I used to be an absolute rocket, but now, not anymore.

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[B]

We need to get to the bottom. Why'd your mom have an industrial like she robbed a Kroger at that point with that much sweet and Low. I think she threw a party for 3, 000 people.

[A]

We got all the sweet little back. We would steal it from, like, places like restaurants. Like, my parents were the. The best thieves in the greater Austin area. Like, I swear to God, me and my family would go out to eat, and if there was a plate my mom liked, she's like, that plate's coming home. We had so many restaurant plates.

[B]

I have never understood. Understood those people b. Understood just the straight up boldness, steal. But not like a thing like a salt shaker. They're like, I'm taking the plate that I just ate the enchiladas on.

[A]

No, she would get a new plate. She was like, can I have a secondary plate to eat this on? And shoot that plate. That's our home plate. That's coming home with us.

[B]

She would go out of the way to ask for another plate.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Knowing she's going to steal it.

[A]

Well, she would say, I like this plate. Obviously, you're not going to put a dirty plate in a Michael Kors bag. You crazy? That's her Michael. That's her MK. Michael Kors in 2008 was like Louis Vuitton.

[B]

Oh, it was so.

[A]

Oh, my God. God forbid there was a good drinking glass. Like, a good cup. She loved the cups. I mean, you would open our. Our. Our. Our cabinets and you'd be like, am I at me casino?

[B]

We would only have the plastic ones from, like, Dickies barbecue.

[A]

Yes, but those are the ones you're supposed to take. No, we were stealing, like.

[B]

Like good. Are these restaurants not catching on? Oh, the woman at table 12, she asked for secondary plate. You go back, there's only one plate. Where'd the plate go?

[A]

Let me not just put that on. My mom. I think my dad was probably like, the one in it, too. But then I started getting into it at a young age. I was still in silverware.

[B]

And then there you go. But I didn't look. Black sheep. The little black sheep of the family.

[A]

Careful.

[B]

No. Okay. That's nothing to do with. Nothing to do with your skin. Your own family's black. Except your dad. Yeah, but like that. There's taking plates. They're taking nice cups. Maybe a salt shaker that looks like a rooster. And you go, that was a good fork. I want that fork to play with.

[A]

You'd be surprised how many people steal from restaurants.

[B]

No, I know, I know. It's like, it's not like this underground society, but I've just never understood, like, I get that is that baffles me. Hey, I get a second plate. I'm gonna take it. It's so nice. I'm gonna steal your right here, right now. I was always under the guise of. How do you like you wipe the enchiladas?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Completely kill your plate. First off, if you want to restaurant, you got to go in very hungry. You can't leave any evidence. You can't leave any food.

[A]

Well, I suppose you go into a restaurant hungry and.

[B]

No, but, like, really, bro, the amount of people that go to restaurants, you used to do this. It. Oh, my God. You just sparked something. What I used to do. You used to go to restaurants as a group. We would all go. You would eat an eighth of your plate and be like, it was good, y'. All. It was good. And you just sit there.

[A]

I couldn't. I couldn't finish food. It was a. I think it was a. I couldn't do it.

[B]

Finish is a. That's a finish line. You're not even sniffing. You couldn't even. You bet. You taste test. You buy an $1819 meal to taste test it. You go, potatoes, a little salty. And said, oh, that's actually really good. I'm done. I was like, what do you. My plate's not even out yet. That's not bad. Napkin over there.

[A]

Yeah, dude, I don't know what that is. But then I went to the whole other spectrum. I was eating and I started turning to camp Kenny to where I was eating other people's plates. I've never gotten to the full point. You got to where on the way out of the restaurant, you were picking off people's plates.

[B]

That.

[A]

Okay, that's a real story. Like, we were walking out of a restaurant time in Cam and like, you know, there's tables that people just left and they had their food so on there. Like the bus are still having come camouflage. They haven't touched it yet. Why can't I eat it, bro?

[B]

They didn't touch it. It was an unscathed, untouched.

[A]

Your barbarian fries. Barbaric.

[B]

No, it wasn't touched at all.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If we were on the streets and someone went to Chick fil A, they ate their meal and then they dropped their Chick fil A bag at the very top of the trash can and there was an entire number two with pepper Jack. Unscathed.

[A]

You would eat that?

[B]

If we were on the streets, I'd eat a rat.

[A]

Oh, if we were on the streets, we were homeless.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You're saying that if we're homeless. I think you would do that. Just if you're hungry enough now.

[B]

Now, if I was hungry enough and I physically saw someone go, oh, there's. If he made it known. Oh, there's a number two. Didn't touch it. Throwing it away, I'd get in that trash can. Get. Yeah.

[A]

Kim, there has to be a point, bro.

[B]

I don't think so. I think it's more impressive that I stand ten toes down and I'm not changing who I am.

[A]

You know, that's fine that you're very, like, confident who you are. So are Nazis, but that doesn't make it right. You know, speaking of.

[B]

Think we're a bit different, me and the Nazis. I think we're just a tad off. I think we're tad not aligned.

[A]

Yeah, I'd hope so. Speaking of Nazis and trading cards, what you pull.

[B]

You pulled a hollow Hitler.

[A]

No, but did you see that a Helen Keller top card just got sold for $3,000 and it was signed.

[B]

Okay, okay, First. First thing that comes to my mind. What set of cards does Helen Keller belong to? What collection is that?

[A]

Tops is tops, but.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no. Top. There's Topps is the brand.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know. And then it's like, Topps. 25, 26. NBA.

[A]

Did you just say Survivor Series?

[B]

Survivor Series.

[A]

That's crazy.

[C]

That is the wrong.

[B]

That is the wrong part. We did it again. We did it again. Helen Keller, she didn't have to survive anything. That's Anne Frank.

[A]

Who the is Helen Keller? No. Can we put that down? Like, who is that?

[B]

Like, write it down. No.

[A]

Somebody write it down.

[B]

We need a deep. We need a decal in the new studio.

[A]

I know Helen Keller was blind to death, but wasn't she running from people?

[B]

No, I don't think so. She had.

[A]

Helen Keller had no ops, I think, bro.

[B]

Helen Keller flew a plane. No, she did not. Yes, I know that's Amelia Earhart. I know that. We're not doing a trifecta.

[A]

And she wrote a book.

[B]

Difference in the broad. I'm saying she apparently flew. She co. Piloted a plane, and she wrote a book.

[A]

Okay? And if you look. Look it up. If you look at Helen Keller's top card that just sold. It was an auto. It was not. And you could say it'll be great penmanship, great pitmanship.

[B]

She said.

[A]

No, it's. It's. It's not even signed. It's, like, in just regular, like, oh, it's not her.

[B]

It's fake. It's propaganda.

[A]

It's over 3,000. It went through the verification check.

[B]

What I Mean, what collection is she a part of? Seriously? Look, I'll show you a Helen Keller Topps auto card.

[A]

It tops.

[B]

Who else can you pull from that set?

[A]

Tops tweeted it. Here, this. Put this picture on the screen.

[B]

This is it.

[A]

Doesn't it look like so.

[B]

Dude, they are up. Dude, this is not. That's not okay. Tops. Whoever. Whoever owns Tops is. They're doing something. They're doing some. This, this looks like my four year. My five year old nephew drew this. This is not.

[A]

She was blind and deaf.

[B]

I understand that. So like I. I get that. Do a nice picture of her. Don't try to autograph it. It was her. That's super messed up. That' just because she's blinded. Like, I understand that's where it fans from, but why would you make her do penmanship, bro? Steve, get a beautiful picture of her. Make put her thumbprint, some ink.

[A]

Stop it. That's wrong.

[B]

Thumb that thing.

[A]

That's wrong.

[B]

Bro. Thumb her own car.

[A]

Stop it. That's wrong. It's not wrong.

[B]

It's more right than this.

[A]

It's wrong because Stevie Wonder was just at the Michael Jackson movie premiere. Yeah, so he should he not go. Should he not go?

[B]

That's different. How's it different? Because he can hear. He can hear? Yeah.

[A]

She can write. She can't see her here, but her hands work.

[B]

So like, who's to say someone didn't print out her will and say I get everything you've ever owned and I'm the beneficiary. Write this. It's your Tops auto. Oh, wait, you can't even hear what I'm saying.

[A]

You're a bad person.

[B]

That's not a bad person. That's me being.

[A]

I think it makes the card more.

[B]

It makes it unique as hell. Exactly.

[A]

So that's why you should want the card more. I'm gonna buy that Helen Keller top card.

[B]

No, you're not. But that's what I'm saying. They're wrong because they're capitalizing on her to flex their capitalism muscles.

[A]

First of all, can I answer something before you go? I'm so sorry. Why was she famous now? I'm not saying she shouldn't be.

[B]

I agree. But like, did she do something? She flew.

[A]

What'd she do?

[C]

She did indeed fly a plane.

[B]

I told you she flew. She's bi deaf and she flew a plane.

[A]

I just flew Delta and nobody has a Tops card. That is a Delta pilot. What made her famous though?

[B]

Okay, talk to me, talk to me.

[C]

In 1994, while on trip South America, she was given the controls of the plane in Florida. Flew for about 20 minutes.

[A]

No.

[C]

It guided her by touch.

[A]

No, hold on. Let me say this. I mean, no. They were like on some wolf of Wall Street. They were like, let's make her do it.

[B]

They're making her the jester. They're like, oh, go get it.

[A]

What are you writing?

[B]

Huh? I'm taking notes. We're deciphering who it is. Helen Keller, 1994 flu plane, 20 minutes. That's what we got so far. Now, we still got to get to On Frank. But this is. No, On Frank was a victim inside of our podcast. So.

[C]

And to be quite frank, just to be clear, she's famous because she was blind and deaf, and that's it.

[A]

Was she the first blind person? No.

[B]

What? The first blind person.

[A]

Why else would she be famous?

[B]

You think blind was like a new drop from a plug?

[A]

There had to be a first of everything.

[B]

And you. And you think, what's her date of birth? You think the first.

[A]

At least 1950.

[B]

That's like saying, oh, that's like. That is like. If someone was famous about, you go, were they the first black person? There's gotta be a first everything.

[A]

There had to be a first black person.

[B]

Blind. Yeah. It's not the 1900s. That is. That's two generations out.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But there's a single black person.

[A]

I'm not talking about black people. Don't go to black people. I'm talking blind. Blind. You said black.

[B]

Black and blind. Not together. But I'm saying Stevie Wonders.

[A]

Black and blind.

[B]

There you go. But you think the first case of blindness was in the 50s?

[A]

Well, I'm just saying. No, what else would. What else would Helen Keller be famous for other than being blind to death? Like, I understand she was blind to death, and they're saying she did a lot with it. That's great. But what was the initial thing that made Helen Keller famous? And so you cannot. You cannot make me feel bad for thinking that she's the first blind person.

[B]

Blindness goes back to before Christ. There's blindness.

[A]

Or she's the first duel.

[B]

Okay, I agree with you. It might be because she's the first one that was squared like, it was like two of them is both. She's blind and deaf.

[A]

Right.

[B]

That's just honest as facts.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Blind and death.

[A]

So, okay, so that's what my thing was. That's why Helen Keller was famous, is because she might. I. In my brain, I thought she was the first blind and deaf person. And then what made her like Michael Jackson level of famous was that she was doing all these things. She was writing books. She was flying planes.

[B]

See, that's the part we need to.

[A]

That's why she has a top guard.

[B]

But there's a. Yeah. Okay. Now she deserves a tops card. I'm saying the auto is a little insensitive, in my opinion.

[A]

She wrote it.

[B]

She. Oh, yes, she did. She did. You're right. Why is she originally. She didn't just spawn into fame. That's what we're trying to uncover here.

[A]

No, she was the first one. So they're like, what the. What's going on?

[B]

But you don't just. She doesn't become a household name off of being blinded. I'm sorry. She became a household name because she was great and she did a lot of things. How. Who was that first news crew to pull up on her. Who's the first people to pull up on? I don't know.

[A]

Who the scooter brawn of blind and deaf people are. I don't know. I don't know.

[B]

That's what I'm saying.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

We need to go to the conception of her fame. Is there any. Is there anything else?

[A]

Give me more Helen Keller stats.

[C]

I mean, she was born, first of all. You were wildly mistaken in 1880.

[A]

She might have been the first.

[B]

There we go. Now she's getting. Her case is going up.

[C]

She's definitely not the first blind, genuinely. Like, we've googled it. And she was known for just being blind and deaf. Some fun facts. Mark Twain was her friend. She was friends with Mark Twain. That's how old she is.

[A]

Mark Twain hit the hard R in that one book, didn't he?

[C]

And then she learned to hear from music, apparently.

[B]

Okay, you know what?

[A]

No, I'm putting.

[B]

State your sentence again. Yeah. State your. She learned to what?

[A]

Say it again, clearly.

[C]

Well, like, she learned to hear music. Like, learned to hear from music.

[A]

Like, you're saying that she learned to hear from music. So now. Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Helen Keller stats are absurd right now. She was the first blind and deaf person.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She wrote a book.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She flew a plane.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She was the first blind and deaf person with the tops guard.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And she then learned to hear. Yeah. So she. She gained it.

[B]

Yeah. She's the first deaf person to learn to hear.

[A]

This is a thing that happened.

[B]

She. She's. This is. She's. She deserves. She deserves the greatest top.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Last unique 3000 similar to us with you, Peyton. She could actually tell her friends apart by their smell.

[B]

And she had the gnaws of a Great Dane of a basset hound.

[A]

That's normally. Oh, yeah. Something that happens.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

But I mean. I mean, this whole segment, I mean, I'm like.

[B]

I'm not gonna lie. I gained more respect for Helen Keller. I. I did after this, to be honest. She's there.

[A]

Helen Keller Museum.

[B]

If there is, we have.

[A]

Oh, I would love to go. I would love to. I would love to figure that lore out. And Anne Frank, now, she was fully. We had 2020, and Frank.

[B]

Anne Frank could see Anne here. I believe that's why she was great at the.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

So she. I think.

[A]

And she made it out all right.

[B]

She. Yeah, she wrote a book or a journal. Right? That's all Anne Frank. That's all Anne Frank.

[A]

She wrote a journal.

[B]

She hid from, you know who. And she did. Graded it, and she survived.

[A]

Well, that's fantastic. But. Okay, well, the history with ysk, put the board up. There you go. And we can leave that in here. Honestly, in the next studio, we're just gonna have a picture of Helen Kelly.

[B]

It's gonna be up somewhere.

[A]

And a picture of. On Frank. We're gonna have all their stats listed on her. So every time we come into work, we can see we might have to

[B]

throw Amelia in there because we keep trying to lob her in there.

[A]

Amelia.

[B]

Amelia Earhart.

[A]

I thought that was Helen Keller the whole time, dude.

[B]

And Amelia Earhart could see, she could hear, she flew blue. I think it was over the Atlantic, over the Pacific.

[A]

Now I know what I've heard about the world in the 1800s. That's a lot of women doing a lot of stuff in an unprogressive time.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Like, where someone. Someone's.

[A]

You can't vote. You can't work.

[B]

You can fly. Like, are you kidding me? Can't vote, can't work, can't serve, can't make money. Can't do this, can't do that. Get your plan. Yeah.

[A]

That makes no sense.

[B]

Yeah. They're lying.

[A]

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[B]

I'm gonna start. I think I'm gonna take legal action to question your sources. I'm gonna start doing deep dives into your metadata.

[A]

It's that hot British dude that does the news now.

[B]

It's a hot Brit. What's his name?

[A]

Dylan or Ethan or something like that on TikTok.

[B]

So I watch his hell with Ethan. There was kidnapped dogs.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That got away.

[A]

Yeah. So now I only watch this video once. But I. This is what I heard. So there was a group of like 17 kidnapped dogs in China and they were getting transported to essentially what would be like a meat place. Right. It's not funny, man. These dogs are victims, huh? Yeah, but I didn't want to say the word. Yeah. A meat packing place. Yeah. But the story is a good ending. Oh, sorry. Is a good ending.

[B]

Oh God, I'd love to hear it.

[A]

So there's 17 dogs that were kidnapped from their home. So basically they would go to these people's houses, they would kidnap the dogs and they would take them on a truck to this meat pack. I don't know what's funny.

[B]

They were taking them out of people's house.

[A]

That's not funny, bro. You're gonna get canceled this episode, bro.

[B]

I thought they were strays on the street. People are breaking into homes, stealing their dog.

[A]

They're just saying, I don't know. In the Homes or outside those. But they're going to these neighborhoods. Like, they're just taking dogs.

[B]

They're kidnapping.

[A]

Now, you can't kidnap a free dog.

[B]

No, but this is a. This is a villain we're working with. I thought this was, like, an industry

[A]

because they have, like, a. Like a place they're taking them to, like a factory. What? Allegedly. This is what the new story is. Can I get to the news story? It's not funny. These are victim dogs.

[B]

So they're victim dogs.

[A]

And so basically, like, 17 dogs were kidnapped. Right. And they were taken on this truck, like, 10 miles out on the journey. 10 miles out. The 17 dogs escaped from the truck. There's video of this.

[B]

There's video.

[A]

Video. The 17 dogs escape from the truck. They jump out on the side of the highway. Now, it's not just all one breed of dog. Like, there's not just German shepherds, right? Yes, there was a German shepherd, but then there was also a corgi. And the corgi was the leader of the escape.

[B]

Yeah, he was shout out corgis.

[A]

And so these dogs. I jumped off the truck on a busy highway, and there's video of them, like, this pack of dogs, and they're like this. They walked 10 miles back to their original homes with no help. A bunch of these people tried to stop on the side of the road to help the dogs, and they were like, nope, we're not getting no more trucks. And they escaped and went back home. So those.

[B]

Those dogs deserve a doggy medal of honor. A doggy purple heart.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

First off, that corgi in there, that corgi was probably dropping some game.

[A]

It's always the little ones. Hey, hey, hey.

[B]

I got it up here, big guy. You're the muscles. I need you to hit that lock. When he hits the lock, you get ready to parachute those big ears. We're all gonna get out safely. We're gonna circle back. Yeah, bro.

[A]

It's beautiful.

[B]

There literally could be a film about that now. I don't know.

[A]

It could be like a Pixar movie, but obviously different circumstances. Like, oh, which one? I said there could be a Pixar movie about that, but obviously different circumstances. Like, they got taken and they were about to go to the doggy.

[B]

The doggy villain.

[A]

Yeah, the doggy pound. We're gonna take all the dolls.

[B]

Oh, dude. Yeah. Now the laughing came from pure shock.

[A]

Yeah. No, you're gonna get canceled. I mean, there's a lot of stuff. You see a lot of jump cuts. This episode, I'm not everybody point to who it's for.

[B]

That's complete. That's. Hey, that's fine. I'm being honest. Speaking of things that are cool that I also might not subscribe to, have you seen. There's a death clock?

[A]

A death clock.

[B]

There's an alarm clock that accompany. I'm going to show this to you and CJ will put this on the screen. There is an alarm clock called the death clock.

[A]

So basically you put in your age and then it tells you when you're gonna die.

[B]

And it's on pre order right now. It's an app.

[A]

Oh, no. It's a pre order.

[B]

It's a physical. So pre order.

[A]

Explain this to me what it has at work.

[B]

So perfect how it works.

[A]

We got the faq.

[B]

It starts with questions. Answer a few questions, basically about your age, all these certain things about your physical, and then you simply hit go. You hit the red button and it starts your countdown to what you're gonna.

[A]

I do not want that. I do not want that. I mean, that's. I mean, that is the. Actually the most terrifying thing. Like, that's the number one thing I don't want to know in my life is when I'm gonna perish.

[B]

That's what I said. Who in there? Who, like, first off, I don't believe that there's absolutely no science behind it.

[A]

Well, you can.

[B]

This is all pseudoscience. Fake. Yeah, but why are you selling this?

[A]

Because people will buy it. People would love that kind of stuff. That's why they go to mediums and like the sidekicks to see whatever.

[B]

Like that's, that's the target audience. I thought, who the hell in their right mind would buy a death clock? No one in here buy a death clock.

[A]

Robbie would.

[B]

You would buy a death clock.

[A]

You, you know, like, have you heard Robbie on the Patreon exclusives?

[B]

Yeah, but that's okay. Yeah. Do you do know. Yeah. He's into some weird customer.

[A]

I don't know what that means.

[B]

But then you can hit the gray button to switch back to your red. Just regular clock.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Shows 6:32 in the afternoon.

[A]

And imagine that. Hold on. Imagine that you're like 6:30pm okay. Oh, I got 120 days left.

[B]

Oh, seriously.

[A]

It's like why we even look at the regular clock if you know what your time is going to be like. My.

[B]

Why? I feel like if I knew when I was going to die first off, the first thing I would do.

[A]

So scary. I don't like that.

[B]

Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die.

[A]

Oh my God. That's like the most anxiety ridden question of all time.

[B]

We have to answer. I think I, I mean, I know my answer for a fact. I know my answer for a fact.

[A]

Win.

[B]

100 win. 100 win. Yeah.

[A]

Wait, what did I say?

[B]

You said win.

[A]

Yeah. 100 win. Because if I know how, like say it's in a car. God forbid, like I'll never want to get in a car.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Every time I'm in a car, I'll be so nervous.

[B]

Exactly. And if, if, say that, say this answer comes from God or whatever, it's foolproof. Right. Then there's no, there's no denying it. You can be like, oh, I'm never getting a car the rest of my life. You're still gonna die by a car. Yeah, dude, walking or something like that is. That's terrible. I'd much rather know you're in your

[A]

living room and then just comes.

[B]

You go, what the hell?

[A]

Yeah, it's definitely this. If I knew I had like 50, 60 more years left, then yeah, I can really consolidate my time and start making wise business decisions.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

I can start saving a lot less or a lot more or whatever I need to do.

[B]

Like if I now, if I got the win. Okay, let's role play this.

[A]

This is so sad. This like gives me anxiety.

[B]

Is it really? We can stop if you need to.

[A]

No, it's okay. But you know, actually before you do that, I just got a note from a producer off camera. That the death clock that you were talking about, if you unplug it, it still ticks.

[B]

That's what I was gonna get to. It's like once it sets, it never stops. It's just like a. Think of a. Think of the same mechanics in like a clock. Yeah, it just never stops. Those might get. They obviously they'll go off on. I mean that's battery, but some are sun powered. It's like, that's, it's. It's genuinely creepy.

[A]

That's like some black mirror.

[B]

It's like that one movie, that one movie came out where all it was. I don't know if it was to be. I don't know. I don't know.

[A]

It was shout out to be. I don't remember.

[B]

I watched it. But it's a friend group. They're at this party, they all download an app and it's essentially death clock. They all download an app and it just randomly says, oh, you have 44 years and 18 days left. And one girl got like, you have two days left. And the whole friend group, like, their heart dropped and they were trying to figure it out, and she was like, what do you mean I have two days? It's wrong. Tried to uninstall it, redo it. Said, you have two days.

[A]

Oh, my God. I would wring myself dry if I knew I had two days. I would be put up like a wet washcloth. Like, hung dry and wet. Like, I would just be nasty. I mean, there would be no more.

[B]

That's okay.

[A]

I mean, I start shooting out. That doesn't come out there. Like, how much. Oh, my God.

[B]

I go, no.

[A]

Oh, I'd have to.

[B]

Oh, yeah, Two days. But that's. That's what I was gonna role play you with. Oh, say we say we walk into this place. We walk to death. Death Clock Incorporated.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

The hand us our envelope. Okay, now this is gonna suck. I get mine. I'm like, all right, let's open it at the same time. You go, no, no, you go first. Worse, because you're anxiety ridden.

[A]

Right?

[B]

I open mine. Whatever. 50, 53 years and some change. Okay. I go, your turn. You open yours. It says, four months.

[A]

God, that's so sad.

[B]

That is so sad. Like, that's why I would never, ever,

[A]

ever do something like this. Because, yeah, dude, honestly, my skin makes me uncomfortable.

[B]

But so at first I thought I was getting. I was getting. God, Grandpa's being an unk.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. This is a real pre order. Like, you can genuinely.

[A]

Please don't buy that.

[B]

That. Oh, hell no.

[A]

I'm saying, like, the audience. Yeah.

[B]

Do not buy that.

[A]

Like, that's awful. Like, why?

[B]

They're also developing a prototype to where the. The clock rusts with you as your time goes throughout the years.

[A]

That's actually kind of cool.

[B]

That part's kind of sick.

[A]

You look over, you're feeling great. You just look over dark brown.

[B]

You go, oh, no. You hit the gray button. It says one year. You'd be like, oh, no, I would.

[A]

That's actually creeping me out.

[B]

I hate that.

[A]

I hate that so much.

[B]

That bracelet's so sick.

[A]

It reminds me. Thank you. See, like, it looks cool.

[B]

I'm starting to. I'm starting to lean into it. It's like Ben 10. Yeah, it's like Ben 10. You're just like, this is cooler than big. You wish you were. What is that? Faint? What is this?

[A]

It's just how you hold these up.

[B]

No, it's not.

[A]

I'm gonna go get another one today.

[B]

You are?

[A]

Yeah. What if you hit. Oh, excuse me.

[B]

What if you hit the ultra rare wearing it. See, bro, that, like.

[A]

But it's not like a top card. Like ultra. Like an auto numbered auto.

[B]

Like, like a number.

[A]

Yeah, it's like a prismatic Helen Keller. A prismatic Helen Keller is crazy.

[B]

I would buy that. No, I'm gonna.

[A]

No, I'm just gonna buy that.

[B]

No, whoever sold that low balls her badly. Three bands. We just figured out she was deaf and she learned how to hear again. She flew a plane. She wrote books.

[A]

I'm actually see if that's up for sale.

[B]

That. That is a. If you bought a Helen Keller tops, if you bought that right now, I'm

[A]

gonna buy it right now. Actually, if it's under $5,000, I'll buy it right now. I swear I will.

[B]

He's buying Charismatic rare tops Helen Keller auto.

[A]

I'm buying an autographed Helen Keller's top card right now. Watch this.

[C]

I'm gonna buy was part of the American Heritage series. They had Martin Luther King Jr. Abraham Lincoln.

[A]

Now, you say that, and I'm gonna look crazy for not buying MLK.

[B]

Oh, if I get my hands on that MLK. Whoo.

[A]

It's a one of one Helen Keller cut signature card from 2025 Transcendent Baseball sold on eBay for $3.5K. The card is a part of tops expanding cut signature subset that includes celebrities like Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Weird place to be put in.

[B]

He cannot be a part of the same collection.

[A]

There is only one of this card in existence, making resale pricing impossible to predict. Wait, so it's not for sale?

[B]

Oh, no. Whoever got it, they're not selling it. It's a one of one, somebody said.

[A]

Was this a blind or silent auction?

[B]

I mean. I mean, the Internet dude comment section

[A]

is where whoever bought the Helen Keller's top card, please DM me on Instagram @thepatenharden, and I will buy this from you. Please, I want to buy it.

[B]

They go, it's me. It's right here. $250,000. What do you say? No.

[A]

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[B]

You never fl. You didn't even have like the cool flosses where you pull like super far and then rip it off.

[A]

I had good parents.

[B]

I had them.

[A]

I didn't use it.

[B]

Big difference.

[A]

Yeah. And I super gap teeth so I could just really go and get everything out I needed.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

But I started getting into flossing my teeth recently.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Like, I'm really into it. Like, I kind of enjoy it.

[B]

I love how you're learning, like, new to you things, but it's like something as simple as flossing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Brushing two times a day.

[A]

Well, I still don't do two times a day. One time a day. It's at night. It's like a nightcap. It's like my nightly routine that.

[B]

That pisses me off so much every time you say that. Why do you not brush your teeth in the morning?

[A]

It's not your business, but. Because I like the. Because I don't like the taste of my energy drinks with the toothpaste. It ruins it. Like, the first thing that touches my mouth is to be pure, like, like adrenaline. Have this question for you about flossing.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Since I'm new into flossing.

[B]

Yes, yes. Novice rookie, do you floss your teeth

[A]

before you brush them or after you brush them?

[B]

Oh, 100% a floss before type of gal.

[A]

You floss before? No, sir. No, sir. I gotta floss after why in the

[B]

hell would you floss after? Why would you floss after?

[A]

Because it's like brushing by itself is just a chore, right? Getting yourself to that sink every night is. I mean, that's awful.

[B]

It's not awful. Immature.

[A]

Yes, it is.

[B]

It's hygiene.

[A]

Then it hurts my shoulder, so I'm in there brushing, right? And then so after I brush, I'm like, okay, I did it. Now I deserve a treat. It's like always. You think you got everything, but you don't. So whenever you floss, you get that nice piece of ground beef that's been sitting in there all day, and you just get to eat that because you thought your eating was done for the day.

[B]

Okay? So you're absolute Neanderthal. That's disgusting and terrible. Terrible practice. You floss before. Why? Where you get all that. Your seasoned ground beefs, your little Rice Krispies, whatever the hell, you get it all out. Then when you brush, you are properly cleaning all the surface area that's not hidden by seasoned ground beef.

[A]

No. If you floss before then, the blood just mixes in with the toothpaste.

[B]

Dude, you need. You don't. You're not flossing enough. You're not flossing enough.

[A]

You don't bleed.

[B]

No. If you. If you go a month without flossing,

[A]

what, about 26 years?

[B]

It probably looks like a murder scene in there.

[A]

Oh, Cam. Oh.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Sarah came into the bathroom one time. She goes, oh, my God.

[B]

What happened?

[A]

What happened, babe?

[B]

She's like, where'd you get stabbed? Where is it? Where's the knife? You go, no, it's right here.

[A]

It's, like, pouring out of your mouth. Yeah, that's why I don't like. That's why I don't like flossing before I brush my teeth. Because then. Because I love the taste of my toothpaste. I have the Disney princess one, but that doesn't.

[B]

That doesn't matter.

[A]

Yes, it does, because now it tastes like pennies.

[B]

Okay. Okay, this is. This is a piece of debris, right? Say that my chest is my teeth.

[A]

So weird.

[B]

My chest. My chest is my teeth. Here's some seasoned beef. You're brushing, right? Brushy brush, brushy brush. Okay, you're done brushing. Then you decide to go, oh, so what happens? All that underneath that? It might be very tiny. That's how it happens. Gingivitis. You nasty. Oh, I'm. That's how it happens.

[A]

I got stage four gingivitis at this point.

[B]

You can't live like that. Now the Correct method. My method, hopefully. Majority of people watching, really. You floss, everything's exposed, then you go brushy, brush, brush, and everything gets clean.

[A]

No, I'm saying what you pick out of your teeth after brushing is what makes brushing worth it. You're like, oh, my God, I was still hungry. I got a piece of corn.

[B]

Peyton, you are 27 years old. You don't need nor deserve a treat or a prize for brushing your teeth.

[A]

I'm a kid at heart.

[B]

You don't deserve anything, let alone old seasoned ground beef from your own mouth.

[A]

You're after brushing. You're tripping. I mean, I have this piece in my back tooth right now that I can't wait to see at 10pm tonight. I mean, I can't wait to talk to it. Right. I play with it all day and I say, you're gonna get it later. You know what I mean?

[B]

Get that little Slater.

[A]

Yeah. And I'm new to brushing, and I didn't know that this was. You're not new to brushing.

[B]

New to brushing.

[A]

I'm new to flossing, and I didn't know this. You're supposed to do this either. I have those toothpick ones, like the plastic ones.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I didn't know you weren't supposed to use a different one for every tooth.

[B]

Tooth.

[A]

And I swear to God, I do this. I have a picture of it. I got. And Sarah took this picture because she was like, why is all this floss on the counter? I was like, because I'm starting to floss, babe. And she was like, why is there so much? And I said, because I use a different floss for every tooth because I thought it was nasty. I thought it was just a transfer of power.

[B]

It's floss. It's not. It's not medicated. It's not a little look this man really used. What is that, six?

[A]

You remember how many back or bottom teeth I have? Or top teeth? Because I don't floss in between here. Because I can just suck that out.

[B]

Dude, you are a goblin. What do you mean you can suck it out?

[A]

Because as a former gapper right here, I still have a little bit of a gap, and there's enough in there for wind, so I can just go.

[B]

And I'm like, oh, good, dude. I saw dude literally last night. Lives dad flossed his teeth with a piece of mail on FaceTime.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you gotta do that. Mail.

[B]

He literally took a piece of mail.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, even saying that out loud, it might a good. Nails on a chalkboard A good corner

[A]

of a piece of paper is so good. Or a fingernail. You get in there because it's sharp and it can dig in. Oh, I could do that right now, dude. Sometimes I like to scratch my gums, dude. Oh, dude. If I could get my nails and if I had enough lip flexibility.

[B]

That's called an infection. Gingivitis. Plaque tartar. You have nasty mouth. Swamp mouth. You just said you like to itch your gums.

[A]

No one else's gums itch.

[B]

Itching your gums. What do you have psoriasis?

[A]

No. Like, every day, I'm like, I could really get in there, like a. Like a little back scratcher if they had a tooth scratch.

[B]

If I even touched a nail to my gum, it is sensitive enough to where I want to go. Ouch.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

And you're over here getting in there.

[A]

I have calloused gums.

[B]

Oh, my God, dude, I'd hate to be your dentist.

[A]

Oh, I don't have a dentist.

[B]

I'd refuse you. Yeah, we have the right to not serve anybody, Right? You'd be my first one. I'd go, I can't do that.

[A]

Oh, they'd make a ticket off of me. Are you crazy? They would love to have me. There's so many problems.

[B]

They'd be like, oh, go get the anesthesia. We're gonna put you under. We're gonna fix it all. One fail swoop, you wake up. Ticket, I hope.

[A]

Hate the dentist. I'm not going.

[B]

Oh, do you have to go to the dentist? That's the same thing as getting the hole. And when you get past 40, I'm fine with that.

[A]

You can get there now if you can. I don't care. I'm more open about my than my mouth. I mean, you could play around in there. You could kick or something. I put a camera in there. I don't care.

[B]

A camera? Yeah.

[A]

You know, that's what they do for bowlingoscopies, right?

[B]

Why did you look at Dariel after you said. You said it got you. Why'd you look at Dario? You said, bowling ost. What are you talking about what he did and not me? I'm shedding light.

[A]

I didn't throw up a bee.

[B]

No, you didn't throw up the set, but you said that's what they do for bowling ospies, right? You looked over there all crooked, bro. You know you have to go. Oh, my God. Speaking of new things. Yeah, this is a real new thing. You know, the WNBA got their version of wimby.

[A]

Britney. Britney's back.

[B]

Oh. Puts Brittany to shame.

[A]

Really?

[B]

This young woman is named Hong Woo. I think I said it right. She stands at 6 foot 11. Why are you laughing? What are you laughing for? Her name is Hung Wu or Hong Zhu Hun.

[A]

Somebody's got a laptop.

[B]

Yeah, look it up for me. I believe It's Han considering 611. Han bean. No, it's not. I go, oh, that's right. It's Chewbacca. No, I'm just kidding. No. Hun Wu. Hun Zoo.

[A]

Okay. Anyway, bro, she.

[B]

She is. She is the Wimby she on Britney Griner.

[A]

Really?

[B]

This she?

[A]

How tall is she?

[B]

6 11. She's big. 611 for that. That's literally equivalent to like 7 4. Brittany Griner was massive. She was 6, 8.

[A]

Did they just have a draft? I know. They play like four games.

[B]

It's preseason. She's 6 11. She had 20. Yeah, I mean. And you wonder why? I mean, it's a rough time. It really is. How many games you play? 28 games in the summer when no one's at a TV.

[A]

Well, I think. I think the NBA should lessen their games too. But 28 games is absolutely.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, it's like Drive Nation's gonna play more than that. What are we doing, hon? Shoe. Yeah. Xu is the last name, right? Xu Hun Zoo.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Something like that.

[A]

Hung Zhu.

[B]

Okay. Hung Ju.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

Are you. Are you just 100 better?

[A]

I'm just saying, at least give her the respect.

[B]

You don't know if that's right. You don't know if it's Zhu.

[A]

If it is Xu, it's you.

[B]

What? What the.

[A]

Did you say Dario?

[B]

Don't you ever drop name drop like that so quick.

[A]

I took Chuck. I took Mandarin.

[B]

So it's. It's you, Dariel.

[A]

You. Yeah.

[B]

Honestly.

[A]

Honestly.

[B]

Hidden alias 007.

[A]

This mother comes in every day with some new info. Like be somebody.

[B]

Literally have dignity, backbone. Maybe just stick to Dariel. Drop the whole Steven act. Drop the Zodiac. Yeah, drop all that.

[A]

Sounds good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, so tell me about Hung Zhu.

[B]

6:11. Formidable, right? Big, strong. 22 minutes, 20 points, I believe off the bench, preseason action. But here's the best part.

[A]

Yeah, she.

[B]

When I. When you hear 6 11. WNBA, you think, what? She's catching it down low? Dirty work's done. Early bow to the nose. I'm going.

[A]

She's literally catching and turning at the rim.

[B]

She's hitting mellow, like mid post. No, she's.

[A]

She has no mid post bag.

[B]

I'm talking catch Post. She meets the ball with one hand, catches it, reverse pivots, straight to the fade.

[A]

Where'd she come from?

[B]

No clue.

[A]

She's a rookie.

[B]

Somewhere over there, she's a rookie, I believe. So six and so.

[A]

Wait, if she just got. Wait, if. If they're. If this. Wait, hold on.

[B]

Backtrack.

[A]

They're in the draft right now. They're in preseason, I think.

[B]

The draft? Yeah. That's another thing, dude. I mean, there's like, this is incredible. Literally March madness of women's ends. You got two weeks till you're drafted. You got two weeks till preseason, then you start your first year.

[A]

So she came from home.

[B]

Is just.

[A]

So she's a rookie, I believe. How old is Hung Zhu?

[B]

Yeah, how old is Hung Zhu? 26. 26. Is she a rookie?

[A]

She's 26.

[B]

That's not true. Ardvia Sabonis was a rookie, like 33. I think he fled a war, but I don't know. But outside of that. But he was. He was a rookie, like 34 years old. He had like a five year career, literally. Rookie to retirement. Five years. Unbelievable.

[C]

No. Yeah, she. She played back in 2019. 19.

[B]

Played where? She got drafted in 2019.

[A]

Oh my gosh.

[B]

So she's not a rookie, but she's back. She had a hiatus.

[A]

Did she have a hiatus?

[B]

She's like a seven year sabbatical.

[C]

Drafted 14th overall in the 2019 WNB Draft.

[A]

And what league was that?

[B]

The WNB draft.

[C]

She played for Liberty in 2019.

[B]

Yes, she did.

[C]

2022 and 2023 with a breakout 2022 season after returning from a two year hiatus due to Covid.

[B]

Oh, so she had a. Oh, she got sick. Yeah. Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, okay,

[A]

I got a question. I got a question.

[B]

She grew. Yeah. Hell yeah, she did.

[C]

I'm telling you, she was drafted at 6 9. She's now 6 11.

[B]

She. And she's. I'm talking that two year hiatus. She didn't go over there and just watch sitcoms. She's put in work. She. I mean, she is skilled. No, I'm not kidding. Post fades, shimmy. Right shoulder, left shoulder.

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[B]

Skilled. Let's hear it. Real quiet. I'm, I'm. I mean, I'm ready to answer this one.

[A]

I was walking past a tree.

[B]

What? What did you say? Stop calling me. So I was walking past the tree.

[A]

Anybody? If they want grown man walking past a tree.

[B]

If you walk outside, you're probably gonna pass a tree.

[A]

Trees are more scarce than you think.

[B]

Not really. Not where we live. A lot of concrete, lot of trees.

[A]

Name one tree you see in my neighborhood.

[B]

Are you out of your mind?

[A]

We have trees in our neighborhood.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I don't have a tree.

[B]

Like in your front yard or your neighbor's front yard.

[A]

I have two trees in my backyard.

[B]

So think about that. You own two trees and you just thought there was none in your whole neighborhood?

[A]

Technically, right?

[B]

Continue.

[A]

Okay, I've been walking past a tree, okay? Trees are anomalies to me. Like the. The whole science of a tree is fantastic.

[B]

Okay, what do you mean?

[A]

Because trees are plants. Correct.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But if, like my girlfriend loves plants and so she buys plants and she like loves watering them and taking care of them, you got to put all these specific rules on plants.

[B]

Sunlight, certain water. You don't want to drown it. Drowning a plant.

[A]

Sad. Exactly. But if trees are plants, why do you not have to put in any work when taking care of a tree?

[B]

Because they're elite.

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

So, like the grand sages of the

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forest, how do trees live so long? How do trees live? How do trees live at all if you don't have to water them, feed them Take care of them.

[B]

Put them in sunlight. Sunlight, Pete, first off, it's a tree,

[A]

which is a plant.

[B]

Yes. But it does a lot of its work by itself. And. Yeah. You don't go out there with a. A pot of water.

[A]

Exactly. So how's it. How's it hydrated?

[B]

Anytime it rains. Anytime it rains, water hits the tree.

[A]

So if I were to put a plant outside right next to my tree, the plant would die.

[B]

Cuz plants are tiny. Plants are. Are they plants?

[A]

I've had big plants.

[B]

Not the size of an oak.

[A]

There's little trees.

[B]

You have not had big plants that can. That are comparable to a tree.

[A]

There are plants the same size as trees.

[B]

I didn't say there wasn't. So open your ears. I said you don't own them.

[A]

But I'm saying. But you're saying because it's so big, it takes care of itself. Size doesn't matter. It's about the motion of the ocean. You know about that, right?

[B]

Yeah, I do. I'm a bit heavy. Subscriber to Size doesn't matter. Motion in the ocean. Yeah.

[A]

Motion of the boat and should be two minutes.

[B]

I said get in, get out, get done.

[A]

Okay, Seriously, explain that science to me, bro.

[B]

A tree, okay? That's like saying why, why do we gotta take care of dogs and dogs die in the street. But if a hippo is out there, it's a hippopotamus.

[A]

That's not true. That's completely different.

[B]

They're the same thing. They're both animals, Right? Some are really big. Like think if you just said size

[A]

doesn't matter because if you could get a small tree and a big plant, it doesn't matter.

[B]

You said that you, you're. But you just said that trees don't need manicuring and taking care.

[A]

Why though? That's my question. That like the science of a tree is phenomenal. Plants and trees both have roots, right?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Plants and trees both need sunlight, right?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Plants and trees both need water.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Then why the does a tree not need a person?

[B]

What? That's like saying humans and babies. Humans and babies have skin, right? Yes. It's a super different version. A baby tree still doesn't need a person because it's a tree. It's gonna grow into it. There some plants, some plants. You do too much water, it drowns. It's too sensitive. You can do that all you want. Why is. You look hideous.

[A]

You look absolutely hideous.

[B]

What the trip, bro? A tree is on its own. It's. It's big. It's root system if you shut up and let me rip.

[A]

I mean, you can speak to me without speaking to me like that.

[B]

You can speak to me without destroying the set or without interrupting me. And you know, I didn't interrupt.

[A]

Holy did not interrupt.

[B]

I interrupted. You want to put your bare on the line that there wasn't a singular interruption. You want to put your tiger stripe on the line that you didn't under rub me?

[A]

Oh, put it on the line.

[B]

Oh,

[A]

I thought the air go in.

[B]

I mean that it's so dark.

[A]

Pull it out.

[B]

No, no, no, no. Don't put it back now. Don't put it back now. Coward. You know she jumped at her desk. Oh, yeah. Oh. Ow.

[A]

Yeah. Sorry.

[B]

Okay, listen. Without being so emotional, okay? But don't say dude. Oh, my God. But the way the way answers work, though. The way answers work, sometimes it takes a little bit to get to it. I'm gonna try my hardest to put it just quick. Yes, yes, yes.

[A]

This is.

[B]

But you say okay, but I go for one thing. You go, no, but he's changing pants. They both need water. Buffy. Sunlight. Why don't they both need Perfect.

[A]

But the thing is, I debunk a point, and then he says the same point, like we're supposed to just scrape past it. No, I debunked that, so stop saying it.

[B]

What the hell are you debunking? You said the tree. You said trees are big. Plant your needle because.

[A]

And I. I've debunked it because it does not matter. Size doesn't matter. But you keep going back to it. So I want you to say what you're going to say without saying it.

[B]

How does that work?

[A]

Say what you're gonna say without saying that.

[B]

Okay. A tree is large enough. Not about size. It is large enough. It is self sustained. Hey, I.

[A]

You just said size. Didn't he?

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And I literally said, let me go. I said, let me keep going. Going. I said, let me keep going. Okay. Without size, a tree is self sustained enough. And hey, I don't know if there was a gap in our friendship. I didn't go to four years of botany. I don't know the scientific terms, so stop. Oh, I didn't interrupt you at all. I was six words into my explanation. You interrupted me because you said you broke the rules. Did he say size? Did he say size again? That's what you're doing.

[A]

He broke the rule.

[B]

Not a rule. You're not. You're not my dad. There's not a rule I want to explain it and you're not letting me.

[A]

Okay, don't use a point that we've already debunked. Stop saying size.

[B]

Dude, what are you. Why do you think you've debunked anything? Cuz he just said no, I'm going over here. Cuz he just said turn that up. Don't sit on my desk that's about to snap right down the middle. Don't snap my desk. Cuz you.

[A]

Cuz you just. Cuz listen to me. Cuz you just said that size didn't matter. You said that. You said the size does not make the maintenance different. Right? You said that because you said there's little trees and they still don't need people.

[B]

I argued against that. Against that.

[A]

Okay, what's your argument then?

[B]

Some itty bitty made plants need like 4 ounces of water and 8 hours of sunlight.

[A]

Okay, my response is, what about a little bitty made tree?

[B]

Because it's a baby tree. It's going to be huge. That plant is only going to grow to a foot long. A ficus. Make you feel like you're in a Tai Chi garden when you do your desk work from home.

[A]

But the. But the.

[B]

But.

[A]

The answer is they both need to grow. So why does one need to grow by itself if they're both small?

[B]

That's the question. Because one is going to be a great mountain of a tree. Do you think trees don't need people? They're trees. They are foundation. These little made plants that give you your baby cherry tomatoes, they're very sensitive. You can drown it. It's in a little pot. A tree's root system is impeccable. They can withstand tornadoes and hurricanes sometimes.

[A]

Are you blood? Are you stupid? Like genuinely. Look at yourself. Look at yourself. Ask yourself, am I dumb?

[B]

Am I dumb?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The answer's no. How do you think I'm dumb? How do you think I'm dumb? Every plant you own is plastic and it's from Ikea. It was made in Switzerland. You don't own a real plant.

[A]

You insensitive. Do not talk about my plants like that.

[B]

If anything is. If any plant you own is real, it is from Sarah. Absolutely. Back to the stupidity. What did I just say? What did I say that makes me stupid? What did I say that makes me stupid? I'd love to hear that.

[A]

Who called him stupid?

[B]

What?

[A]

What are you talking about? I'm talking about dude. This dude.

[B]

You just made me look at my own chest and ask if I'm an idiot.

[A]

Look at that.

[B]

You did that to me. Oh. Oh, my God.

[A]

Look at that. That's from our ground.

[B]

It looks like an accident.

[A]

See that girl on Patreon? Exclusive. I'm gonna play that for you. Oh, well, we never. We never got the answer for any of my. And you know what's weird is across the street from my house, there's a place called a nursery. And I was like, hey, Sarah, I'm thinking about going doing charity at the nursery across the street for, like, the old people. People. And then I went over there. Not an old person in sight. It's nothing but plants. I didn't know a plant home was called a nursery.

[B]

And I guess. Guess what? There wasn't in there. Not a single tree. Because trees are Gucci on their own, that's what.

[A]

Yeah, I wasn't arguing that trees are Gucci.

[B]

You're not gonna say Robbie.

[A]

Robbie, was I. Was I arguing that at all?

[B]

No, no, you were saying.

[C]

I'm gonna be honest, boys, I think we've lost the plot somewhere.

[B]

Yeah, it's because of him. It's because of him.

[A]

Yes or no? Did you bring up my girlfriend?

[B]

Dude, you are. This is rage bait. Why you keep doing that thing to Dariel? I'm not even looking at Dariel. Honestly. Dariel, Honestly, like, what are you talking about? You keep saying jokes and then you look at him and there's what joke you're doing?

[A]

Haha. Ask me. Talking about Jones. Move on. Move on. Okay.

[B]

No, no, no. Okay. We're over here talking about trees and the study of that. I have to bring something up.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Have you seen the commercials for the Gatorade Lower sugar.

[A]

Gatorade, lower sugars and that. Just Gatorade zero. Oh, no, no.

[B]

They're making a thing called Gatorade. Lower sugar or less sugar? It's 75% less sugar.

[A]

So still sugar.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So just making a low sugar version.

[B]

That's so stupid.

[A]

That's dumb, because they already have a zero version.

[B]

Zero. That's like making a Dr. Pepper Dr. Pepper zero and then a Dr. Pepper one. Like what? Why are you doing. That's terrible.

[A]

Is that the one that Anthony Davis and all? Not Anthony Davis, but Aunt Edwards.

[B]

Good. Yeah, I think CC's on the commercial.

[A]

CC, Caitlin Clark. I think he has a Gatorade.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah, I was thinking about Sabathia.

[B]

Cc, he never played baseball. A day in your life and you go to see. That's good ball, though. Knowledge.

[A]

No, I couldn't tell you what CC's about. The dead or looks like I just Know the name off of his name alone.

[B]

What's his.

[A]

Hispanic?

[B]

Not too far off.

[A]

What is he?

[B]

I think it was either Dominican or. Or Cuban, but he's okay. Cool. But it resembles a black man.

[C]

The Gatorade, I think it makes sense because it's for post workout.

[B]

You.

[C]

You get replenishment of electrolytes.

[A]

What word? Say that again. You get what?

[C]

Replenishment.

[A]

Electrolytes.

[C]

Yeah, you get replenishment of electrolytes. And then also it's good post workout to have an insulin spike, so it's good to have some sugar post workout.

[B]

Okay, so then why not get the regular Gatorade?

[A]

Hey, this too much. Who brought Dr. Mike on the podcast? Like, who the dude? Honestly, look at you. Look at each other, both of y'. All.

[B]

I mean, I like.

[A]

What the are y' all like?

[B]

He speaks Mandarin.

[A]

I did three years in computer engineering.

[B]

Just let me pull up the fact about Hong Zhu real quick.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

All of a sudden, it's taking me two minutes just to get her age. I mean, I. You. You know her name. You know her name, you know her native tongue, but you can't look up her age in less than 10 seconds. Jesus Christ. And then you actually. Okay with the actually thing. If you get. If you can't get your hands on some. On some gummy bears, which has dextrose, which is really good for the post workout recovery, you might as well grab the Gatorade lower sugar. I mean, an insulin spike is. I mean, it's absolutely gonna fill in your glycogen cells, and you're gonna be fantastic and well rested.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Dude. There's nothing like this feeling I'm having right now. Who are you looking at? Just blank space. Oh, I lost it. There's nothing like that. There's nothing like that. That's better than nutting.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh. You just get lost when you get,

[B]

like, lost in the fabric of time.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you're kind of just sitting there, and then you feel that little, like, that weird tension in the back of your eye socket.

[A]

I mean, there's nothing better, man.

[B]

I try and chase it sometimes, but then it. It. It kicks you back into gear.

[A]

You know what else is a weird feeling? I really like holding on to a poop. Just holding. Now sometimes just feeling that, like, try to breach the port.

[B]

Oh, yeah. He's like this. Who's in there? Open up. And you're just. I mean, you're just on the back side. You're just holding X. Repairing window zombies.

[A]

You're just sitting there repairing window he's like this. Coming out the hole like this. He's. He's just knocking on that front doorway and he's like. Yeah, it's like sinners. Like, he's like, don't let that. You know what I mean?

[B]

You got to let him in.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

Dude, now you're.

[A]

I've never seen that movie. I need to watch it.

[B]

You haven't seen Michael B. Jordan?

[A]

No.

[B]

In Haley.

[A]

It's one of those things when something

[B]

get after it in that scene.

[A]

See, you're so like.

[B]

No, it was very talked about in pop culture.

[A]

It was talking about pop culture. So freaky.

[B]

No, because she's the wife of Josh Allen. And people literally ask him was like, what'd you think about? Because they have.

[A]

Okay. Their actors are professional.

[B]

Exactly. Spoiler. But she spits it. Stop talking. I wouldn't want to see it. Oh, well, then you still gotta watch it. I got it on my shirt.

[A]

Yeah, but Camp Cam's so freaky. I logged into his HBO max. He's what? He only has watched the second season of Euphoria because he heard about the Sydney Sweeney thing.

[B]

That is not true at all.

[A]

First season says unwatched. Second season. He's always caught up.

[B]

Not sure. I didn't know. I didn't know where Euphoria is streamed at. I've never seen it actually. That's.

[A]

You're like. I just look it up on Twitter. The good scenes. That's a lie.

[B]

I saw the first probably like 15 minutes of euphoria. I saw three flaccid penises and I turned the show off. Off.

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[B]

You know what, Pete? I'm not gonna lie with this. That you say the trees, the poop, this getting caught in space, everything. I genuinely think you are probably dumber than most American high schoolers. And we're gonna, you know, we're gonna put that to the test right now. I'm gonna give you a GED test.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

I'm gonna give you a GED test.

[A]

Ged. I got my ged.

[B]

You got a G. You didn't graduate high school? No, I didn't. Did. Then you got a diploma. You got a diploma?

[A]

Ged. The general education diploma.

[B]

That's not what GED stands for, but it sounded good. All right, we're getting straight into.

[A]

So this is high school level questions. Am I a freshman or a senior?

[B]

I. I think. I mean, this is. I don't know. Why does that matter?

[A]

Because junior year was the hardest.

[B]

I'm not. That's a fact, though. Junior year sucks.

[A]

Science? It was biology. No.

[B]

God. Ap. US History. History.

[A]

Who took ap? Dude, you.

[B]

I took ap.

[A]

And. Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you nuts?

[B]

Okay, so, okay, this broke it down. Actually, I just went to the first website. This broke it down. Real. Real life. Math, Practical knowledge, logic. Stuff you learned in school.

[A]

Vogue.

[B]

Oh, we got categories.

[A]

Come on, let's get straight into it.

[B]

If something is 25 off of 80, what's the final price?

[A]

No, I'm not doing that. No, I'm not doing it.

[B]

What do you mean, no, that's not math. I mean, yeah, it is.

[A]

That's not high school. That's real life. They didn't teach me that. They didn't teach me percentages in high school, Peyton. They didn't teach me that.

[B]

If something's 25 off of $80, what's the final price? Why are you using your cat? You don't get a calculator. That's not a TI84. It's not a TI84.

[A]

80 times 0.25, it's $20.

[B]

Okay, so what's your final price?

[A]

$20

[B]

pay. If something's 25 off of something, that's $80.

[A]

I'm not getting the joke.

[B]

If so, there's no, you're the joke. You're the joke. You're grown man. You are the joke. We're making fun of you. If something's 25 off of something that costs $80, what's the final price?

[A]

It's not 20.

[B]

It's not 20.

[A]

It's NOT 20p.

[B]

You're. Oh, my God. Thank you.

[A]

You didn't. Oh, man.

[B]

Oh, oh, oh. Cause the paper's gonna. Gonna grow a face and talk to you. Oh, don't worry, guy. We'll get you through this.

[A]

See, that's what it was.

[B]

I was gonna help you in that room.

[A]

That would always get me in math if there was like, multiple choice. And then the first thing I got on my calculator was that 20. I had to circle that 20 and move the.

[B]

Okay, last one for math. What is the fraction 3 5th represented as a decimal whenever?

[A]

You know, my people went through a thing for a while. Three fifths is a hard fraction for us.

[B]

No way.

[A]

So I decline to answer that one. I refuse. Next question.

[B]

Oh, my God. I go, then I'm like, next question. There's 40 acres in a.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no.

[B]

That's so good. Come on. Got you. Suppress me. That's greatness.

[C]

Oh, you're suppressed.

[B]

That's. That's a good chain.

[A]

Oh, good chain.

[B]

Oh, my goodness.

[A]

Don't D me up, you colonizer. Here we go. We can leave all that in.

[B]

Here we go. That's great. That's great.

[A]

Okay, you're going to deal with that one.

[B]

Okay, that's fine. Let's get back to it. What does GDP measure? This is practical knowledge.

[A]

Oh, it's money.

[B]

Okay, but can you be. Can you be more specific?

[A]

General decimal points.

[B]

Gdp. Gdp. Okay, we'll break it down together.

[A]

Guys don't play.

[B]

Guys don't play is your final answer. You gotta go like that. Yeah, you gotta go like that. Guys don't play. You had it. Money, gdp.

[A]

Okay, okay, I'll give you general.

[B]

General gross domestic Product. Now, can you tell me what that is, sir? Hardin, trying to get your ged.

[A]

I thought we were talking about gdp. Oh, my God.

[B]

Dude. I said you are attempting to get your ged. You're not supposed to have any help, but I'M still helping you. You're still failing.

[A]

This is.

[B]

Why are you mouthing my words? Why are you mouthing my words?

[A]

That's how much I was trying.

[B]

You're still failing. Think about this. I didn't answer yet. Every high. You wouldn't have answered it all. You said guys don't play. You would have. You would have been so wrong if I didn't help. I'm your guardian angel.

[A]

Don't make me do quizzes on tour.

[B]

Gross domestic. I might have to. I might have to. Honestly, you deserve it.

[A]

Tickets available right now. You should know studios.com Gross Domestic Product.

[B]

What does it mean?

[A]

Gross domestic product. It's how much domestic product you gross in a year annually.

[B]

We'll take it. Yeah, we'll give you half a point. We'll give you half a point. I mean, it's. It's so. No, no, no, but nobody. No, but stop, stop, stop. Nobody applaud for him. Okay, if you double a penny, one

[A]

penny, two pennies every day.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

If you double a penny every day for 30 days, is it over a million dollars dollars?

[A]

Non applicable. They got rid of pennies. Hit it,

[B]

Girl. Okay, now actually answer it.

[A]

If you double a penny every day for two days.

[B]

Yes, is it over a. No, for three, for 30 days. If you double a penny every day for over 30 days for 30 days, is it over a million?

[A]

No, we weren't doing that math. Over a million dollars. No, it's wrong.

[B]

It's well over a million. It ends up being $5.3 million.

[A]

Wait, I'm about to be a penny collector. I think I've seen that many pennies on the street.

[B]

No, you double. One to two. Two to four. Four to eight, eight to six.

[A]

I can do that right now. I can do that right now for 30 days. I'll never have to work again. Y' all will never see me again. Oh, I'm gonna be the pity police.

[B]

You can't do that.

[A]

I'm gonna be the. The penny pusher. I'm gonna be the penny person.

[B]

The penny person pusher police. The penny pusher.

[A]

I'm gonna be the penny pleasurer.

[B]

Oh, my God. Okay, yeah, don't look too.

[A]

Imagine somebody being born in 2026 and their name was Penny. Like, isn't Penny like.

[B]

What does that mean?

[A]

Like, you wouldn't name, like, somebody born in 2026. Muriel.

[B]

Right. No, but it's. Hey, life's. It's all on a wheel. It's all coming back. Oh, you're gonna see a couple Gladys. In about the 2000 and 30s if

[A]

there was like a. Like a 20 year old bad Gladys. Oh, she could get some.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. It gives her even more aura. It's mysterious.

[A]

I used to have a thing with women with gaps in their teeth. I'd put my tongue in between it. Here we go. Hit it.

[B]

Jesus.

[A]

I would.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You just don't want it to be sharp.

[B]

CJ knows common GED questions. You're running a race. You are running a race. You pass second place. What place are you in?

[A]

Second.

[B]

There you go. Good job.

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I've done that one before.

[B]

Didn't get tripped up.

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Yeah, I could have done that one before.

[B]

Okay, here we go. What is the capital of Canada?

[A]

Oh, Montreal.

[B]

Wrong.

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Toronto.

[B]

Wrong.

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Ontario.

[B]

Wrong.

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Niagara Falls.

[B]

Wrong.

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Buffalo.

[B]

Wrong. That's New York.

[A]

Oh, the capital of New York's Buffalo.

[B]

No, I'm saying Buffalo's in New York.

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Starts with an O. Ontario.

[B]

Already said that. Still wrong. Still wrong. Starts with an O, second letter T. Ontario. Still wrong. Ottawa.

[A]

Never heard of it.

[B]

Ottawa. That's okay.

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Oh, that's where they were asking us to go on tour. Yeah.

[B]

That's fair.

[A]

Yeah. Tim Hortons made me scared of Canada.

[B]

If five. Yeah. Oh, God. If five machines takes five minutes to make five items, how long do a hundred machines take to make a hundred items? You're never gonna get that out of me.

[A]

You're never gonna get that out of me. Might as well skip it. I mean, you're never gonna get a valid answer out of me. And you might as well not even try to do that.

[B]

It's. Peyton, it's so simple. You gotta think every single American high schooler is supposed to know and be able to answer every single question. Now the Canada one, I don't know why that's on this website. I really don't. I don't know why we had enough to know their capital. Capital.

[A]

But we had a candle question.

[B]

Someone get. Someone get a medic.

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Bro.

[B]

Someone call a. Call a. A mobile IV spot. We need to stick.

[A]

Did he not just say a candle question?

[B]

Canada. And it was 30 seconds ago. Canada. Canada. Canada. Oh, Canada. Oh, Canada.

[A]

I think I'm done participating.

[B]

No, you're not.

[A]

I dropped out and I'm gonna drop out now.

[B]

Last one, then go for it. It's simple.

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Yeah.

[B]

If five machines.

[A]

No.

[B]

Can you do. No. Like. No.

[A]

It was funny what I said. No, I'm not playing with you. And I'm about to get mad.

[B]

Don't get mad.

[A]

No, you're you're questioning my intelligence.

[B]

For me and all the.

[A]

Hands down.

[B]

For me and all the people.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Please work.

[A]

Hate your puppy dog eyes. Oh, you're gross. Please work through this like you would never get some out of me.

[B]

Oh, my God, I'd already have it. I wouldn't have to get nothing out of you. I'd be like, okay, you're all those tiger stripes, that dark canal, dingle bears. Five machines.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Just hear me out and think.

[A]

It's simple.

[B]

Thank you. There we go. Matter of fact, flex on them real quick. Give them the. Give him the power. Okay. Five machines takes five minutes to make five items.

[A]

So it takes one machine a minute.

[B]

Okay, I'm getting into how many, how long one Would it take a hundred machines to make a hundred items?

[A]

Items? 100.

[B]

No, that's the obvious. Come on, you already knew that. That's obvious. No, why 50? No, 150.

[A]

Why are you going up 500.

[B]

That's so.

[A]

No, no, five machines make five. So 100 machines make 100.

[B]

Okay, but the time, the time.

[A]

Oh, five times 500 times 500 minutes. Dude, I'm done. Thanks, guys, for my coming next episode of you should know podcast cam. What's the secret code?

[B]

Thank you, guys, God. Coming back episode podcast secret code we're gonna do.

[A]

What is the answer?

[B]

Five minutes. Takes five minutes. Takes five minutes. Five machines made five items in five minutes. So 100 machines would make 100 items in five minutes. The process. One machine can make one item in five minutes.

[A]

If Pierce was here right now, I'd beat him up.

[B]

You go. Hey, come here, Pierce, real quick. Oh, my God. Okay. Appreciate you all coming back to another episode.

[A]

I thought you were about to do the Patreon. Oh, no.

[B]

Appreciate you coming back to another episode of the, you know, podcast. I need. For the sake of me and the other gentleman here that have to deal with this, I need you to put something maybe just a little slightly mean. I'm going to. I'm going to do my first negative cta. Put a little something slightly mean towards pay way to the comments. You can't spice things up. Oh, yeah, you can't. Honestly, he has. He has. He has immunity. He has the Ben 10 on him. Honestly, until you pull the ultra rare prismatic belt watch, I'm calling that Ben 10. Boy. I'm.

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If you.

[B]

If you're the boy.

[A]

If you. If you're Helen Keller's card keeper, hit me. I'll buy it enough like, for sure.

[B]

Oh, my God. Maybe depending on where you are, location we fly out to them, make a vlog out of it. You purchasing the one of one serialized tops, Chrome, Prismatic, Secret rare, Helen Keller auto.

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I can't wait.

[B]

That's gonna be so cool.

[A]

I can't. I'm so. If that was available right now, you would have seen me buy it.

[B]

Oh, I really wish it would have. I really wish it would have been. Oh my gosh, we absolutely love y'. All. The links, the line, the links below in the description. First one is you should know studios.com get your tickets. They are steadily sailing, sailing. They are steadily selling. We are coming to a city near you. Go look at the nearest city, click on the link and then click and buy a ticket. You get to see us Impossible person. Get to see us in person.

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Meet and Grease still available in Austin, Texas.

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Mean Greece. Still available in Austin, Texas. Austin. Second link. Below is the Koala Club. This amazing community. It's where all of our exclusive content goes. We absolutely love every single person that's a Koala Club member. Whether you are Cub, prime or royalty.

[A]

We got a two and a half hour episode.

[B]

Got a two weeks half hour episode two weeks ago. It was unbelievable. It was a nut case. It was ridiculous.

[A]

Too much Robbie in it.

[B]

Yeah. According to. Yeah, go. Could have done without Rob on that one.

[A]

Remember when I took a while to Christmas and we will see you next time.

[B]

Hello? Yeah, the answer is five minutes. No. He doesn't have his diploma or GED or collegiate degree. No. All right, goodbye.

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