HOW LONG IS TOO LONG? -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast – Episode 203: "HOW LONG IS TOO LONG?"

Hosts: Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy
Date: February 9, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this energetic and candid episode of the "You Should Know Podcast," best friends Peyton and Cam keep things real as they jump from hilarious personal stories, restaurant horror tales, and inventive scams to deeper conversations around relationships, Black History Month, and loyalty in love. Known for their wild riffing and unfiltered takes, the duo explores “how long is too long”—in love, loyalty, dinners, and even holding onto hope. Their banter is high-octane, packed with inside jokes, playful roasts, and the kind of chemistry only long-time friends share.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Cam’s Wardrobe & Black History Month Celebrations

• Time: [02:07]–[06:00]
• Cam is roasted for his clothing choice (“Thugs Need Hugs” shirt), sparking a friendly back-and-forth.
• Peyton delivers (and re-delivers) an off-the-cuff, playful Black History Month jingle:

  “Happy Black History Month. Say it again. What? Past, present, future… Black excellence. Yeah, that’s it.” — Peyton [03:51]

• Peyton’s “Top Five Black People” list (including LeBron, Denzel, Serena, Simone Biles, and Cam’s mom) leads to even more playful ribbing about representation and personal connections.

2. Embarrassing Restaurant Horror Story (Million Subscriber Dinner)

• Time: [09:54]–[25:45]
• The hosts relive a disastrous $3,800 celebration dinner—no parking, botched valet, endless bread wait, terrible service, and a $900 tip blunder.
• Memorable complaints:
  • Valet only moving their car 16 feet but charging $40 ([12:13])
  • “They charged us $5,000 a head for a private room… table was wobbling like a Titanic simulation.” — Peyton [14:52]
  • One water bottle for 18 people, “Bring me yeast. You can even give me a yeast infection at this point!” — Peyton [15:58]
  • “We were there for an hour with no food, and all of a sudden…” [21:04]
• Hilarious moment: Cam burns his hand after being told a cast iron pot wasn’t hot ([21:18]); a random staff member interrupts to silently stare with menus ([22:01]).
• They feel blatantly ripped off and conclude with wondering how someone could ask for a feedback survey for their dad’s $15 wine after such a poor experience.

3. Valentine’s Day & Relationship Hot Takes

• Time: [27:05]–[32:47]
• Cam, a Valentine’s Day veteran (“like eight years in a row”), and Peyton (first real Valentine’s with a significant other), get real about the holiday’s lack of meaning:

  “I celebrate it ‘cause it's built into the calendar. Do I believe in it? Absolutely not. It’s fully designed to boost the economy.” — Cam [27:27]

• Both agree the best part is “built-in assurance” of intimacy.
• Waffle House’s five-star Valentine’s concept leads to debate about romantic gestures and Peyton’s hot take on Applebee’s (“If you’re not on government assistance, you shouldn’t go to Applebee’s. Let’s be honest.” [32:38]).

4. "Money-Glitching" on Food Stamps & Gift Cards

• Time: [33:01]–[35:50]
• Peyton and Cam dissect scams involving discounted gift cards at warehouse clubs and how folks hustle and resell them.
• "Infinite money glitch" explained: buy a $75 gift card for $49.99 and resell for profit.
• Admission: “This is the lowest tier of money laundering, but it’s a glitch!” — Cam [34:51]

5. PetSmart Story & "Customer Service Age Limits"

• Time: [37:09]–[41:48]
• Cam shares an excruciating PetSmart experience with an elderly cashier who watches loud reels, sucks chip dust from her fingers, mistakes his dog’s gender, and delivers casual, if odd, customer service.
• Discussion segues into whether extremely old people should be in customer service, citing underlying racism and quirky stories from their own lives.

  “I don’t think old people should be in customer service. They’re a liability.” — Peyton [41:49]

6. Loyalty, Prison Dilemmas, and Romantic Double Standards

• Time: [50:17]–[61:03]
• Inspired by a Joe Budden Podcast question, Peyton and Cam challenge each other: Would they do 30 days in a hellish prison so their wife only does a month instead of a year?
  • Cam: “As a married man, I have to.” ([50:29])
  • Peyton: “No one asked you to get locked up, and I’m not taking that 30 days for you.” ([54:57])
• Spirals into double-standard territory: How long would they expect their partner to wait if presumed dead?
  • Peyton: “You gotta see the body before you move on!” ([58:21])
  • Cam admits he’d wait one year; Peyton says three weeks, max.

7. Pop Culture: Netflix’s "His & Hers" Spoiler-Rich Review

• Time: [67:27]–[79:14]
• Peyton and Cam launch an in-depth, spoiler-heavy debate about the plot twists, believability, and ending of the hit Netflix drama "His & Hers."
• Agreement on high entertainment value but disagreement on the ending’s realism:

  “The whole season up to the last episode—8.2. Last episode: 2 out of 10… They ruined that show at the end.” — Peyton [69:11] “But that initial twist of it being the big girl, that’s fine. But we just work it up bigger… too much.” — Peyton [76:40]

• Cam defends the entertainment and double twist but concedes some gripes about plausibility.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Peyton (re: bad restaurant service):
  “Bring me yeast. You can even give me a yeast infection at this point. I want it.” [15:58]

• Cam (about serving Waffle House steak):
  “You think I want Joanne, who has four teeth and smokes two packs of Marlboros a day, to make me a ribeye on a griddle that’s been making hash browns for 30 years?” [29:32]

• Cam (on government benefits):
  “Can you tip off a WIC card? No, that’s a genuine question.” [32:51]

• Cam (PetSmart story):
  “She literally sucks all five fingers on her right hand. And she doesn’t suck the fingertip. She is going two digits deep. Each finger she goes, ‘All right, there it is.’” [39:17]

• Peyton (prison dilemma):
  “I will drive her there [to the worst prison]. ‘Oh babe, what’s your favorite song? Taylor Swift on the way? There you go.’” [55:12]

• On loyalty double standards:

  • Peyton: “You gotta see the body before you move on.” [58:21]
  • Peyton: “Three weeks isn’t the first 48 before case gets solved. I gave you an extra 100 hours.” [61:03]

• Netflix Review (His & Hers):

  • “This 80 year-old woman is not climbing up the hood of that car like that.” — Peyton [75:33]

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Pop Culture Segment: “Pop Culture Pay N Camp”

• Revived for the first time “in a while,” with a tongue-in-cheek theme for Black History Month.
• Comedic animal digression about the differences between seals, sea lions, and otters ([65:00]).
• Spoiler-heavy discussion of “His & Hers” – brief synopsis, major twists, and a debate on how satisfying the double plot twist was.

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Timestamps for Crucial Segments

| Time | Segment/Event | |-------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:07 | Black History Month raps and playful top 5 list | | 09:54–25:45 | Million Subscriber Dinner horror story | | 27:05–32:47 | Valentine's Day, Waffle House, and Applebee's debate | | 33:01–35:50 | Food stamp/gift card “money glitch” discussion | | 37:09–41:48 | Cam’s PetSmart story, old people in customer service | | 50:17–61:03 | Relationship loyalty test: prison dilemma and moving on if presumed dead | | 67:27–79:14 | Detailed review/analysis of Netflix’s “His & Hers” |

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Conclusion & Energy

• The episode is a rapid-fire zigzag through embarrassing stories, social critique, hilarious personal admissions, pop culture, and honest debates about love and loyalty—framed always by Peyton and Cam’s infectious brotherly energy.
• Listeners are invited to join their Patreon (“Koala Club”), especially to check out their behind-the-scenes World Tour documentary.
• The episode’s secret code: “We Love Old People” (W, L, W, L, O, P) [80:47] —an ironic callback after their senior citizen rants.

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This summary captures the comedic, heartfelt, and unfiltered essence of the "You Should Know Podcast." Even if you missed the episode, you'll feel right at home with Peyton and Cam’s outrageous but relatable ride.

Transcript

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[A]

We got co host Cam back in the studio.

[B]

Yes, sir. What's up, Cam? How you feeling?

[A]

I'm good, buddy.

[B]

Oh, man. Yes. Last week it was the shoes. This week it's the shirt. Wow. I mean, hall of fame, back to back, bad outfits. You're 96, 97. Jordan with bad outfits. Let's go, bro.

[A]

This thugs need hugs. I feel like that's a very universal statement. Dude, you don't think you need a hug? You need a hug.

[B]

I'm not a thug, first of all. And that might be an intent behind that.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Can I just. Can I set the record straight and start with something very intense?

[B]

Yeah.

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Very intentional. Yeah.

[B]

What's happening?

[A]

Oh, I wanted to. I wanted to show. To show my respect and my honors to you and Your community for Black History Month. This is the first recording day. I wrote. I wrote a slight jingle. Do you mind if I. Do you mind if I sing it?

[B]

You wrote me a hymn for Black History Month?

[A]

I wrote you a cultural black hymn for Black History Month.

[B]

Yeah, man, go ahead.

[A]

Happy Black History Month.

[B]

I figured it was only right if.

[A]

We did it in a rap form. I mean, I made it like, oh, wow.

[B]

We created a lot of genres other than rap.

[A]

I'm not gonna write it in piano. What are you doing?

[B]

No.

[A]

Come on. Here we go. Ready?

[B]

Let's go.

[A]

It's four lines. Let me get through it.

[B]

Okay. Don't do the hand.

[A]

Well, okay. Oh. Hands in. No, you can use that. Oh, I can use it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Happy Black History Month. Say it again. What? Past, present, future. Did he ad lib himself? You just use your own ad lib. Yes. There's no one else. I'm a one man band. No one else can do it. Okay, here we go. Third time.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Happy Black History Month. Say it again. What? Past, present, future, celebrate then what? Culture, power, history in the mix. What Black excellence. Yeah, that's it. Happy Black History Month, buddy. I also wrote a second version. If that one didn't hit, I really have another one.

[B]

Here we go. Give me the other one.

[A]

Happy Black History Month. Turn it up loud. Celebrating legends standing proud. Yeah. From then to now, every story hits black history strong. Yeah, that's it. I keep ending with. Yeah, that's it. Because I don't really know how to close it. But thank you.

[B]

Thank you. As you should. Right?

[A]

No, no, don't do that.

[B]

So you got to use a tongue if you're going to.

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There we go. All right.

[B]

Wow.

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February.

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Wow, man. Name your top five black people of all time.

[A]

LeBron James. Denzel Washington. In terms of money, engrossing actress. Got to go. Zoe Zeldana. What's her name?

[B]

Zoe Kravitz.

[A]

No, sir, not. Not Kravitz or no, the one that plays an avatar in every CGI everything. Gamora got those top.

[B]

So top five. You don't even know your name. You don't like that many black people. You added. Some of you don't even know their name.

[A]

Okay, I can easily. I can easily go LeBron James.

[B]

Yeah. Your favorites.

[A]

Favorite LeBron James.

[B]

Right.

[A]

I'm going to go Drake. Now, that could be controversial, right? He's got a lot of. There's a lot of little. A little different pages.

[B]

Even your top five has to have a little white in it.

[A]

LeBron James probably throw MLK up there, maybe. I mean, hell, Serena, she was a. She was a monster. Simone, too. She did great for our country. Definitely Denzel. If Denzel's not up there, it's not a top five. And then final for the top five of my favorite personal blacks. Black people. Let's go with. You're making me sweat. Let's see.

[B]

Yeah. Why I'm not gonna steal your purse.

[A]

A final black.

[B]

It should not be this hard, but.

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I'm thinking of my favorites.

[B]

My mom's not up there.

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Oh, your mom, your mom. Arnita Harden.

[B]

There we go. There you go.

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Arnita Harden. That's my top five black people. Simone Biles, Serena Williams, LeBron James, Denzel and Arnita Harden.

[B]

You know, it's my top five black. I love. I love how much black woman representation is in there.

[A]

I can give you a lot of black woman representation.

[B]

That's your favorite. Before Queen Latifah's. Definitely. I'm surprised she didn't make your child call.

[A]

Queen Latifah's up there. You gotta have Jada Pinkett. I mean, before all this, you know, whatever stuff. She's falling off a bit. Megan. Good. Before the cigarettes and nipple pictures.

[B]

Oh, the nipple pictures are fine.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But you don't appreciate a good nip.

[A]

It's good, but, you know, definitely making good youthful years. Still gotta throw in Nala in that top five. It's animated, but, you know, she's black. She's black and proud. That is a gorgeous lion. I'm throwing Nala in there. Never a big queen bee guy. Beyonce is beautiful, and she has some songs that are very suggestive, but I was never like, you know, oh, my God, Beyonce dropped. I did used to listen to her on the way to my AAU tournament. So. Yeah, in the car with my mother.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because I was afraid to play explicit rap music that was like, ah, shoot him. Shoot them, kill them, whatever.

[B]

Yeah.

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So I played Dance for you by Beyonce. Tonight. I'm gonna dance for you. Oh, play that in the. With my mom in a 2013 Kia Sento.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Headed to South Dallas, 9:00am, Court 4.

[B]

I'm surprised. Due to current situations, the new Nicki Minaj is not up there for you.

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I go, you know my favorite musician, Kid Rock. I'm just. The fact they're throwing their own halftime performances.

[B]

Yeah. No, it's crazy. No, we're not getting there.

[A]

We're not going there.

[B]

It's. It's tricky waters. Very tricky waters. Point.

[A]

Hard to swim in those waters.

[B]

On Black History Month, Huh? I mean, that's. I mean, we're off to a start.

[A]

I was just making fun of you, not. Oh, yeah, because I'm black. No, because you can't swim.

[B]

Because.

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Because you're black. But I'm saying I was making fun of you, not your culture. Yeah, I know plenty of black friends that could swim.

[B]

Name three.

[A]

Cam, Russ, and.

[B]

What's his name?

[A]

Vince. And you've all from Seminole State? Physically seen them in the pool with me, and they're all black.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

A lot of them are black.

[B]

You went to Seminole State pool?

[A]

Yeah.

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Green water.

[A]

Yeah, green water. I remember, believe it or not. But the year before you got there, you know who. Assistant coach made us do a pool workout.

[B]

Of course he did.

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Shirts off. He said shirts off. Speedos only, he say, afterwards, skinny dipping.

[B]

And I get to record.

[A]

Oh, that is deep cut Lore. And y' all will never.

[B]

Y' all never hear that. I tried to bring it up on a live show, but it can't. Oh, no.

[A]

I mean, that. That's the type of. That's like that Vatican City. I feel like we even say that we even put that out in the world. He'll be in our end.

[B]

I'm not worried about it.

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He'll be in our end. That's good for you.

[B]

He's going to jail. That's good.

[A]

Yeah. What if he. What if he gets us first? He can get us first, then go to jail.

[B]

That's true.

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And I don't.

[B]

I.

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That's not. One little joke over a creep is not enough for my life.

[B]

He does know how to summon deer.

[A]

He knows how to summon deer. He knows how to literally vanish. Vanish from an institution, yet somehow get a job 40 miles down the road.

[B]

Yeah. At a bigger school.

[A]

And no one knows where he is here. 40 miles down the road. They all know him. He's got a whole new different alias.

[B]

You know, he popped up on my Snapchat as a white woman. Like his little Bitmoji was a white woman. You're a black man.

[A]

Can we talk about that real quick? That happened to me. Not black men and white women. There's a lot to talk about there. But I'm saying, can we talk about how Snapchat really is dogging these people out?

[B]

No. Tell me how.

[A]

You just said if your phone number is the same.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

On Snapchat. And you think you're going to be smart and. Oh, let me delete this and do a new account, a brand account. Be someone else. Oh, no, I know because it'll show you pop up. Oh, this is in your contacts as blank contacts.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And now it's freaking Sabrina Carpenter Fan, page 101.

[B]

I know who you are.

[A]

I know.

[B]

I know who you are.

[A]

And that's weird, man.

[B]

Dude. Yeah, it is strange. A lot of strange stuff has been happening, man. This last week, we went to a million subscriber dinner with the whole team. Congratulations on our million subscribers. Yeah.

[A]

No, no, no, no. Can I just say this first?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You gotta let it go.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't have to let it go. I genuinely don't have to let it go because I was trying to treat my team.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

No, no. Okay. We spent 3, 800 on this dinner. Not much at dinner clock. Oh, my God.

[A]

It was not worth it.

[B]

3, 800. And, Pierce, if you do it again, you're fired. He left the 500 tips.

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

You left a 500 tip on that. On that. I saw it in your chicken scratch hand. Right?

[A]

And. And gratuity was already included.

[B]

Yeah, he double tipped. Yeah, he double tipped.

[A]

Oh, no, no.

[B]

Oh, he double tipped you double tip parties.

[A]

No, no, it was in your hand.

[B]

Sir. Exactly.

[A]

You added more. Yes, you did.

[B]

You did. Yes, yes, you did.

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When it's already added. It's in the total 500 in inmates.

[B]

Spork handle your answer. And then. Because after she told me, I'm gonna take off the tip that he added. It was her exact words, but I.

[A]

Said, if you didn't pull out a QR code in front of 12 people, I might have told you to leave it.

[B]

So we went to this restaurant that's in Dallas, Texas. Don't go to it. I won't say the name.

[A]

It's called.

[B]

Oh. What?

[A]

Oh, what?

[B]

You can mute it. We'll see it Patreon. You get to know the name of it. There you go.

[A]

There we go. That's good.

[B]

Dallas. So we went to this restaurant, right? And I went to this restaurant for my birthday, right? And it was one of the best restaurant experiences I've ever had.

[A]

I mean, top tier. You would have thought we just. I mean, we were like royalty. Yeah, no, we don't expect that going.

[B]

No, just know. Yeah, I do, actually know. Yeah, I do. If I'm spending four grand on a dinner, I expect a certain level of intimacy at my dinner.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

A certain level of white glove service. Right. Honestly, I want you to carry me to my car.

[A]

Sir, that drink's not even halfway done. We're already Pouring another one. Because we know it's gonna be neat.

[B]

Exactly. Can I say this was the worst restaurant experience ever? And Cam, we can go back and forth on this.

[A]

Let's do it.

[B]

First of all, there's no parking at this restaurant.

[A]

None.

[B]

None. Because it's downtown.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

It's a downtown restaurant, which is fine. So I go to valet my car. Right. If the valet is $40. Right. And the only option is to valet. When I give you my keys to my car, I expect you to take my vehicle to where I can't see it.

[A]

Yeah. Put it in a shelter. Put it in or something. Behind a security fence. Yeah, he parked it right there.

[B]

No, no, no. He literally got in my truck, took it literally 16ft and parked it. I didn't even make it inside.

[A]

He goes, $40 in a tip.

[B]

I said, what?

[A]

You said I could have left it there. I could have done that.

[B]

Yeah. First of all. And so that was the first red flag, Right.

[A]

Oh, my God. To go with the parking. So you remember when Ryan pulled up late?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I went out there and I go, hey, brother, I see your 10 foot parking lot of valet is full. Where's the nearest parking garage? His literal answer, the guy, the valet guy. I say, where's the nearest parking garage?

[B]

He looks at me, he goes, 12. What?

[A]

I said, I'm not kidding. He goes, 12. And I went, what are you. He goes, 12.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I went, ah, that's right. What the.

[B]

Oh, I think there's a place called 12.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no. I just don't think he's understanding. I don't think he's picking up what I was putting down. Hey, brother, where's the near? I know that. I literally went, I know that's a one way street. And there's one right there. Is there another one close? Like, where's the nearest parking garage? He goes, 12. All right, thanks.

[B]

And so we get in to the restaurant, right? First of all, they knew what was going on. They knew, the management knew. This is the you should know podcast coming in here. Million subscribers.

[A]

Big milestone.

[B]

Big milestone. And we want to share it here at this restaurant because we had a good experience. Now, I've never been in the hospitality business, but I know, right? If somebody's saying, we want to celebrate this big monumental moment here, I'm going.

[A]

To be like, okay, let's do it right.

[B]

Let's do it right.

[A]

Let's do it big.

[B]

Which is fine if you don't even want to do it right. Or do it big. Just do It, Right? Yeah. You don't have to do it big. Just do it. They didn't do it.

[A]

Give me the bread.

[B]

We, dude, we. So they don't want to sit us. We. First of all, we get a private room. We get this private room, right? Because we just want to have it, just us, you know?

[A]

And I've always thought about this. Why is there a Wait for a private room? No one is in there.

[B]

No, no. And you. And you charge US$580 a head before getting in there, right? If you want this room, $5,000 ahead. Allegedly. So we. So they wait for about 75 of our group to get there. They sit us down, right?

[A]

We notice the left side of the table. A little wobble.

[B]

Double.

[A]

Little wobbly. Yeah, a little. That was a rocking boat. That wasn't even like a. That wasn't like a. Oh, it goes left, right? If you lean that table literally was going. It was like a. It was on a gyrating machine. It's like. Yeah, it's like it was made to put on us on a naval sea boat where it always balances on the waves. Yeah, it was that.

[B]

It was a Titanic simulation. You want to see what the Titanic ship look like on the way down? This is it, right?

[A]

It was. It was ridiculous.

[B]

Yeah. And so we said we sit down at the table right now. We just got done recording. Doesn't matter what we just got done doing. We're sitting down at a restaurant. Private table, private. Big milestone, right? Lady comes in, right? Waitress. Waitress comes in. She goes, hey, how. How's everybody doing? Good, man. We're so excited for this. We're starving, though. Like, we haven't eaten. Do y' all do bread here? Yep, we do bread. First of all, we've been in this place for five minutes. Do y' all do bread? Five minutes in. Yep, we do bread now. To anybody with half a brain cell. What does that mean?

[A]

I want the yeast, right?

[B]

Bring me yeast. You can even give me a yeast infection at this point. I want it right. She goes, right. Put denim jeans on me with no drawers on and have me on an outside summer day. I want a yeast infection. God. Then I go, hey, it's a celebratory thing. Can we order some drinks? Right? She goes, let me bring out some water first, then I can come get your drinks. Okay. That doesn't make sense, but all right. Do your thing. It's interesting.

[A]

I didn't ask for that. Wow. What if I don't want water?

[B]

So she brings out one thing of Saratoga water. Now, there's 18 people at this dinner, right? 18 people at this dinner. You bring one thing of Saratoga water. Were you born today? Right? Now, I'm not trying to be mean, but let's honestly think about this, right? She pours three glasses of water.

[A]

There's 16 people thirsty.

[B]

We're all sitting there like this, right? She doesn't come back for another 12 minutes, right? My cup's done. Sixteen other people don't have water, right? This is a bad look.

[A]

Rough start.

[B]

She comes back, and I said, hey, we're gonna go ahead and order alcoholic beverages. She goes, okay, I can't do that yet. I can't bring them to you until everybody fully orders. And I said, that makes no sense, right? That's stupid.

[A]

I'm looking at your bartender, and there's no one there, so he can make our drinks.

[B]

And I was like, I want drinks before anything else, right? I order my drinks. Everybody orders their drinks 30 minutes ago by guess how much bread we have at this table. Zero bread at this table, right? She goes. She goes, is everybody here? So y' all can order your food, and I can bring you everything? And I say, bring the bread.

[A]

Where's the bread?

[B]

So everybody gets all we want. Everybody gets there. We're 45 minutes into this dinner. Now, I. So I literally scream. I waver down. Hey, everybody's here. Can you take our order, please? She comes in. Now Robbie's on his hands and knees under the table, right? Robbie's on his hands and knees under the table.

[A]

Fixing the family cena screw like you. You little.

[B]

They were gonna fix it. Yeah, they said they were gonna fix the table.

[A]

Never did.

[B]

Didn't even bring us water.

[A]

Didn't even want to fix it. They're just like, ah, it's fun.

[B]

And so she's. I go, everybody's here. She goes, okay. She starts going into her speech. I know she can see the table moving. And there's somebody with a hard hat under the table working on the table as she's saying it. I can't even focus on her. Cause I'm hearing. I'm hearing that to my left. Cause Robbie's being a construction unit. And she goes, oh, what's wrong with the table? Robbie goes, look at it.

[A]

She goes, ho, ho. Anybody want water?

[B]

I wanted water an hour ago. I'm not gonna get into this full dinner. Just let. We didn't.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no.

[B]

But you have to let me go. Go.

[A]

Tag, you do some. Okay?

[B]

Some.

[A]

Some minute details that most people might not notice there's a space heater plugged up by my feet.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

30 minutes in, I thought I had second degree birds. I literally asked her, I said, am I allowed to unplug this? I was like, this is getting ridiculous. I was like, my Achilles is becoming bacon. Like, this is bad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I just turn it. She's like, no, we can't allow you to unplug it.

[B]

I go, that's weird.

[A]

That's a weird rule. Why can't I. I'm not. I'm not cold in a private room. I don't want the heater on. Why can't I turn it on? Can't.

[B]

The.

[A]

I can't allow you to do that. Second thing. They have a TV in there for viewing purposes, right? I look out through the windows, I see the bar. They're watching NBA basketball. It was a Showtime game. I go, ooh, that'd be fun. Our group likes basketball. I pick up the remote. DirecTV. It's not 2009.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[A]

Just get a smart TV and get some YouTube TV, whatever you want. Click doesn't work. Click doesn't work. The only thing that worked was a yule log. Like, this is not December 24th. We're not waiting for Jack Nicholas to come down. This is not. This isn't. Why am I looking at a yule lock?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And she goes, I'll try to get the game on. Ask us how much basketball we watched that night. Not a play. Not a singular play. And the. The. The literal best thing ever that came out of her mouth. We are not exaggerating. We have now been there for an hour. There's no bread in our table.

[B]

No, no, there's not even. There's. There's nothing nourishing on this table.

[A]

So I take it upon myself again, because I don't. I know that he has a short fuse when it comes, stuff like that, and he doesn't want to be seen in that light or whatever, but we're all thinking the same thing. And I'm like, I will gladly ask. I said, ma', am, can we please get some bread? I said, like, y' all do bread, right? It's a steakhouse. You do bread. And she goes, oh, yeah, yeah, we're.

[B]

We're.

[A]

What does she keep saying? We're kitchen to table. We're.

[B]

We're.

[A]

We're kitchen to table. Complete the order.

[B]

So not with bread. But, ma'.

[A]

Am. But that's like, okay, can we put in appetizers now? You gotta order everything, and it's all gonna Come out at once, kitchen to table. I go, I don't like this kitchen to table concept.

[B]

There's nobody here.

[A]

I want bread with my bourbon and then my steak. She goes, oh, just put your order in and we'll get the bread. And I was like, you're not. You're like, not. You're not kidding.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So everything came out at once. The bread, the appetizers, when we got a ton because we were hungry.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And the steaks, they all went.

[B]

Yeah. And I was like, this is stupid.

[A]

We were there for an hour with no food, and then all of a sudden.

[B]

And speaking of third degree burns, how's your hand? That's your hand.

[A]

This guy brings. What was in that? It was. It was a.

[B]

It doesn't matter. But it was something.

[A]

Pot of, like, soup or some.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And it was in a cast iron pot. And he's holding the tray. It's on.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And the tray is big. So I asked him because I was gonna take the two pots off and clear up space. I go, hey, bro, is that hot? He goes, oh, no shot. I grab it, and I go, yeah. I literally grabbed the pot, burned my head.

[B]

As soon as Cam goes, is that how he goes, no, it's not. Cam grabs it, goes.

[A]

I literally went, yeah, it is. And the guy, Chuck.

[B]

Yeah. He goes. He goes, oh.

[A]

Yeah, my bad, bro. Oh, no, it is. It is.

[B]

And Liv goes live, goes, oh, he's just kidding. He's just joking with you. Cam goes, no, the. I'm not.

[A]

And then what about the woman that came into laughing and say. And you went, oh, that's cool, right?

[B]

Yeah. And then this random waitress. I have not seen juice. I'm not going to lie. She might have been a ghost. She comes in with 43 menus. First of all, we have everything. After two hours of waiting, we have all the food. Why do you have menus in your hand? She comes in with menu. She goes, literally. She walked in.

[A]

She. I think it was when I burned myself. I think I burned myself. Yeah. Because Robbie was gone for all of it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I burned myself. She sees the other guy laughing, and she, like, wanted a hit of dopamine. She literally walks into our private room. She's holding menu. She goes.

[B]

And she's just looking at us, smiling. And I. First of all.

[A]

And it's right.

[B]

It's over his shoulder, over right here in my personal space, in my tickle ear. And I was like, first of all, I was gonna ignore it because maybe she's shaking on it, but it got to that point where you're still here. And so I look at her, and she's just smiling. I go, hey, what the are you doing here? He literally said that.

[A]

He was like. He goes, hey, how are you doing? Yeah, awesome. Gave her knuckles, and she started turning around. He goes, what the Is this? What is happening?

[B]

Needless to say. God.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

And then she took. And then she comes. And then our waitress comes around while we already have food. I don't know if y' all notice this. She comes around with a composition notebook, literally size of half a phone. And she's starting to take notes on the dinner. I don't know what she was doing. She was just taking notes on the dinner. Smallest composition notebook ever. And I said, oh, no. I was like, this is like, it's our first day on earth.

[A]

I.

[B]

First day on earth.

[A]

I was probably giving first aid to my own fingers, so I missed that part.

[B]

And so whatever. The whole dinner happens. We could go another hour on this. The craziest part, that really. Cherry, cherry, cherry on top. She hands us a $4,000 bill, which is fine because I was expecting to pay a lot, but for good service, right? That was the first time I genuinely feel like I got, like, somebody literally just me. Like, somebody literally had me up like this and was just me. That's what it felt like at Dallas. And so as I was getting pounded at this table, she brings me a $4,000 bill. I'm mad as hell because I'm. And she goes, hey, I just want to let you know.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I would love if y' all filled out a survey. Right. Because it will win my dad a bottle of wine. First of all, your dad.

[A]

I don't know. Your second off. You just got $900 in tips.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Go buy the bottle yourself.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. And she showed us the bottle. Literally $15 at Target.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like you, like, go. Go.

[A]

Literally go. You with the tip that you just crooked us for, you can buy a case of that wine, a whole pallet of that wine, and take it to your father.

[B]

Which is fine because she's a waitress, and I know hospitality business is hard. She. So I was like, okay, it's fine. Ask for your. For your survey.

[A]

Cool.

[B]

She hands it to me because I'm the first one there, and. Right. I'm the one responsible for, you know, this. So she brings me a QR code on her phone politely. I scan it with mine. Right? I think, that's it. I'm thinking, I'll never see her again. I'm fine. With that. Never see her again. Got the QR code. Thank you. Please go back to Chili's. Like, don't work at a steakhouse ever. She moves to my left. She hits K Rob with the QR code. I go, oh, what the. Then she goes to his left, hit CJ with the QR code. When I tell you this waitress went to 19 people with a QR code.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Irresponsible.

[A]

It was unbelievable.

[B]

Yeah, it was un. She watched us fill it out. No, it was. It was crazy. Don't go to Dallas unless they fix that for us. Sorry. It was bad. $4,000 robbed you, literally. They had me, like, yeah, how'd they have you? And honestly, like, I belong to. Honestly. They gave you a tramp stamp with one of them.

[A]

Like the meat thing.

[B]

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[A]

What a segue that is.

[B]

Valentine's Day is coming up. Oh, now this is your, like, 30th Valentine's in a row?

[A]

Yeah, like eight.

[B]

Something has lost its luster at this point.

[A]

Yes, yes. First off, I'm not. I am on the same yolk of you when it comes to Valentine's Day. I celebrate it because it's there. It's built into the calendar. I can't control that right now.

[B]

Do I.

[A]

Do I necessarily believe in Valentine's Day? Absolutely. Not. Yeah, I don't. It is. It is. It is fully formed, funded, regulated by the government to boost the economy.

[B]

Yeah, 100%. The only thing Valentine's Day is good for is built in 100. That's great.

[A]

That's nice. I'll take that. No rain checks. I'm. I can lock in the 14th. I'm getting some play. Yeah, like, that's good. That's cool to know. You start on February 1st, you go, hell, two weeks out. Yeah.

[B]

Let me get my stamina point your relationship, where you got to start, you know? You know, it's your regular life. You got to start scheduling out your bones.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Right? So, 14th, you know, you're getting some play.

[A]

We're playing Tigers. It'll be quick. It'll be good.

[B]

Oh, dude, I. I'm quick all the time.

[A]

It'll be quick, but it'll be good. There's no funny business.

[B]

I can't guarantee good, but I can guarantee quick.

[A]

I can that now. Hey, Amen.

[B]

I won't take much of your day.

[A]

I can guarantee quick. I can guarantee completion. But now the terms of good, bad, sorry, amazing, whatever. That's 100.

[B]

And, like, that's the thing with me, you know? It'll be quick. Like, sometimes I'll be like, hey, you want to be like, I'm watching this show. I promise I won't make it past this scene.

[A]

Yeah, well, you know, we will get to chapter two.

[B]

You will not miss much.

[A]

You will not miss more than five minutes. I go. I promise you, if you even touch my shoulder right now, I am bricked. I go. You simply touch me, I go. Give me four minutes.

[B]

Yeah, just look at me long enough.

[A]

Honestly, I'll go.

[B]

Oh, but Valentine's Day. This is my first Valentine's Day with a significant other. It is. That counts. That counts. And the other ones. I mean, my other terrible human beings. Oh, yeah, they were having six Valentine's Day.

[A]

Yeah, they were. Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

[B]

Oh, don't be. It.

[A]

That hurts. It's molded you to the man you are.

[B]

Yeah, sure.

[A]

Yes. This is very exciting. You get to spend Valentine's Day with Sarah.

[B]

Yeah, it's exciting. You don't know where I'm taking her. Where? Waffle House.

[A]

That's now for me, of nice Southern belle of a woman like myself. I can get down and dirty at a Waffle House.

[B]

Well, I don't know if you know, but Waffle House is doing this special thing for Valentine's Day.

[A]

What are they doing?

[B]

It's select locations, they're turning into like a five star restaurant.

[A]

Okay, now you lost me. I go, now you. You think I'm gonna want Joanne, who has four teeth and smokes two packs of Marlboros a day, to make me a rib eye on a griddle that's been making hash Browns for 30 years? You think I want that on my plate and then have to be forced to pay five star prices?

[B]

No, sir. I think it's more special than going to like a five star steakhouse. Going. Going to a specialized Waffle House on Valentine's Day is way more special than going to a special steakhouse because they're doing this for the first time ever. They have special locations where they're, they're like changing the whole scenery of the Waffle House. They're adding table covers, they're adding decorations.

[A]

Hide the cigarette burns in the seats, hide the sin that's on the ground. They're putting a little carpet down.

[B]

You don't think that's special? Like, like that's going to. Like that's like clearing up a trap house and like, you're renting it out.

[A]

Yeah, B and B. No, that's like your local, like town carnival comes in, they're like, dude, we're bringing the new Starship 4000. Better than Six Flags. Let's just go there. We're not going to go to six. No, that is stupid.

[B]

You don't think you're. You don't think Liv would appreciate that I get.

[A]

No, no. Liv barely likes real Waffle House, which hurts my soul. If I, if I walked into a Waffle House with Olivia, she would literally turn me go, you're kidding. And I'd go, hey, they said it's five star. There's gonna be a nice little. It's gonna have white glove service.

[B]

It'll be good.

[A]

What's your white glove service? Chocolate milk. No, they'll bring in you.

[B]

They'll actually come by and check on you. That's true.

[A]

But he's gonna bring you orange juice.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then what do you think they're serving? What? Let's play that game. What do you think they're gonna serve to make it a five star?

[B]

They'll at least have like a taquito.

[A]

What is it, 7 11? Yeah, they're getting roller dogs. No, this is not that. That does not make sense. That is not okay.

[B]

I feel like it will just be a cleaner day. Like, it'll be a wall. Like a clean Waffle House. Like, they'll at least set Up a couple fly traps.

[A]

Yeah, a couple fly traps. Mouse trap in the corner. Imagine ordering a sausage, egg and cheese hash brown bowl in a three piece suit. Imagine that. That's five nines. And I go get your biscuits and gravy. Yes.

[B]

That is unacceptable fire to me.

[A]

No, that's sick.

[B]

I don't know, but that's where I'm going to spend my Valentine's Day.

[A]

I mean, it's a cool concept. Of all places w. I would think you really want to get nitty and gritty. I say you take your broad to Applebee's. You go to that Applebee's. You know, they're heavy pores at that bar. Oh my God. You get three drinks at Applebee's, you're ubering home.

[B]

Can I say a hot take on Applebee's?

[A]

And if you go, if you go past 8pm on a weekday, half price apps, you get those mozzarella cheese, you get that little spinach artichoke dip. Oh my God.

[B]

I don't want to.

[A]

You're just getting by different flavors all throughout your mouth the whole night. Then that main entree comes out. Your tummy's already full from three drinks. And splitting the apps. Now you split the entree, but it fills you to about 85%. There's about 15% left for regret and dessert. Yeah, you fill that last 15 up. You're farting, you're pooping that sexy. Time might take a little. It might be a little delayed, but boy, my God, did you like that apple crumble pie. Hell, boys, I'm telling you, apple, I mean, that might be where. That might be the place to go.

[B]

I'm not gonna lie. If you're not on government assistance, you shouldn't go to Applebee. Let's be honest. Like, that's, that's, that's too much.

[A]

Does apple be steak?

[B]

No, they definitely take wig.

[A]

Can you tip off a wick card? No, That's a genuine question. So far gone.

[B]

Double wick is government assistant.

[A]

But can you. Can you. That's not the same program. They get money. I thought groceries only. I thought that was ebt. I thought that was food stamps. Look at. I had a friend that got Xbox Live this week. Yeah, I don't know how he did it. Really? Wickets for moms. Oh, yeah, yeah. They pass it down to the kids. They let them have fun. It's only.

[B]

You can only buy limited stuff. I know somebody that used to sell their, their food stamps.

[A]

100. They'd sell that like it was a bundle Deal. You remember back in the day, they give you that book of coupons you'd sell for the school fundraiser?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's like one of those.

[B]

Yeah. Just going through. You go, holy.

[A]

It's 20 bucks for Wick. For 10 bucks cash, dude, I was.

[B]

When I was in college, I was. I was. I was down bad.

[A]

You had wig in college?

[B]

No, but I applied for it. Food stamps. I applied for food stamps because I saw people getting crab legs off their food stamps. Crab.

[A]

Like, I'm. So that's a deal if I've ever seen that. Hell, I'd buy it if someone came up to me. That's I've always wanted, you know. You want to talk about infinite money glitch? The hardest part is finding this. The. The consumer, the buyer. Right. You go to a Sam's or a Costco. They. They sell gift cards. Think about what I'm about to say. They. They sell a $75 gift card to Texas Roadhouse.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

For 49.99.

[B]

Right.

[A]

You buy that and then turn around and sell it. Infinite money glitch. I have $75 at Texas Roadhouse. And the best part is, you can even swindle and be like, you know what, brother? I'm. Cut your deal. This is 75 cold, hard cash for those sweet cinnamon rolls. I'll give it to you for 75 bucks off, and then he pays you, you pocket 20. And then who's to tell me I'm not gonna go back and buy every single gift card is this. I will spend a $10,000 bill at Sam's to get all the gift cards they own and then go on a hunt to sell all of them to come up two grand.

[B]

This is like the lowest tier of money laundering.

[A]

That is the lowest tier of money laundering, but it's. It's a glitch. That is a real life glitch. They have that.

[B]

We don't advise.

[A]

Go to your sims. No, don't advise.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

I'm not saying to resell them.

[B]

You might.

[A]

You might not be able to. I don't know. But they. They sell gift cards for $75 to places for $50. It's like, that's a part of being how that works, because the Sam's and Costco are both memberships.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So that's a part of their. Like, they're. Oh, like, thank you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But it's like. It's like, no, no, thank you. You just opened up a new bank for me. I'm going to glitch this. I'm going to glitch. Would you sell that to lit? I would literally go to the restaurant, Peyton. But hey, excuse me, sir. I can only help to see that you're walking in with your family of six. This is $75 gift card. I'll give it to you 65. 99. Right now. Right now.

[B]

No cash and yes square.

[A]

I said yes. I do have square.

[B]

If you put a square, you know, you're. You're too far gone.

[A]

That is that. There's not a no soliciting sign out front of a Texas.

[B]

I'm pretty sure there is.

[A]

I don't think there is.

[B]

There's like no. No cigarettes, no selling gift cards.

[A]

I'll walk in with a Marlboro Red and the gift cards. I'm like, this is America.

[B]

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[A]

Can I tell you. Oh my God. Can I tell you a story? Yeah, tell me. Okay, so Ruby got sick this past weekend. Don't make any jokes. She's not dead. It was close.

[B]

Yeah. She almost got there.

[A]

She got real sick, right? So we take her into. I take her into the Petsmart, drop her off they go, it'll be a couple hours. I'm like, bet I'm gonna go to the gym. You can just call this phone when you're done. I get the call. Alright, I'm headed there. I go pick up Ruby. She looks absolutely terrified. And the first off, the doctor did not have to say this. The doctor hands me my dog and she's sitting there whimpering, which she does anytime, even if she's going for like a spa day. Just get her like a haircut. He literally goes, oh, yeah, she's pretty scared. I did have to stick my finger up there. So she probably. And I went, now why'd you say that? I was like, why did you give.

[B]

Me the scientific term for that?

[A]

Yeah, don't say you stuck your finger up there.

[B]

Then.

[A]

I no, that's too much. But anyway, I'm holding Ruby and he goes, here's your new prescriptions. She's on a prescription diet now, by the way. I literally have to buy dog food that you cannot purchase without the prescription card. So it's basically a form of WIC for Ruby. But I have a prescription. I have a prescription for food now.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I get that food, I get the prescription treats, I get the prescription medicine, and I go to the counter. Now, this is where my day took an absolute 180. This is a pet smart. At maybe 1:30 in the afternoon. No one's in that. No one's off work. There is a. I'm gonna say she was off the top. Maybe 73 years old. Okay. 73 year old woman working the only register out of the five that are open.

[B]

I don't believe in that, by the way.

[A]

What?

[B]

That if you're that old, you shouldn't be working in customer service.

[A]

And this is exactly why your belief is exactly right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I walk up. There's no one in this petsmart. I walk up holding a dog and a handful of. I set it on the conveyor belt. The conveyor belt's automated. Starts moving right towards her. She literally, I'm not exaggerating. She's like this.

[B]

Watch out loud.

[A]

Watching a reel on her phone out loud. And she literally goes, just give me one second, one second.

[B]

No, that's not how it works.

[A]

She. And.

[B]

And you're.

[A]

Bet you're better than me because you would have been like, oh, no, shot man. And I literally just went, all right.

[B]

You're like, how's it going?

[A]

I'll give you a second. She completes the video. She's watching a video. It completes. She goes right about. Okay, puts the phone down. I cannot stress to you how incredible this moment was. She then takes her hand out of a bag of chips and like any normal human, maybe ruffles them off, maybe a little napkin. This old lady literally sucks all five fingers on her right hand. And she doesn't suck the fingertip. She is going two digits deep. Each finger she goes, all right, there.

[B]

It is, right there.

[A]

One second. Sorry about that. Oh, that deep. Each one. All five fingers. I literally went. And then she goes. She goes, how you doing today? And I was like, I'm. I'm weird now, but I'm good. She's like, yeah, great day outside, huh? And I was like, yeah. She looks at Ruby. Mind you, my dog has a pink collar on. Yeah, a pink collar with a bow, and her name is Ruby. She goes, oh, look at that little guy. She goes, look at that little guy. And I immediately. I've now. I've now had enough. And I go, oh, yeah, she's. She's tired. She's really. You know, she had a long appointment. She's gonna be all right, though. She's gonna be all right. She goes, oh, that's a cute little boy. And she. She does not budge. Like, hey, woman, are you alive? She literally goes, oh, he's so cute. And then she's scanning all the stuff. She goes, you got a phone number? And I go, yes, ma'.

[B]

Am.

[A]

She goes, what is it? So it's in my wife's number. So I just start with the Oklahoma city. I go, 405. She goes, oh, Oklahoma. And I went, yeah. Like, thinking she's gonna say something, she just goes, oklahoma. What's the rest of the number? And just weird interaction. So she puts the number in, and then she. Finally, the name pops up.

[B]

She goes, ruby.

[A]

Oh, Ruby. I've been calling you a boy. That must be. You must be a little girl, right? Don't look too much like a girl, but you must be a little girl. And then the cherry on top, I swear to God, right hand to the Bible, she goes, what was she in here for? I go, she was real sick. She was real sick. She goes, oh, it's okay. He's gonna be all right. Y' all should go home and take a nap because you both look tired. She said that? She said that to me.

[B]

You do look tired.

[A]

I am tired. But I'm like, who is this woman? This woman is unbelievable.

[B]

That's okay. Dude, I feel so bad. She's old lady.

[A]

I mean, she's a psychopath. No, she's not. No, she's crazy. She's absolutely crazy. To be a customer service.

[B]

No, that. Whoever hired. I think that's a hiring problem.

[A]

Yeah. HR needs to fire the hiring manager.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then fire her.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. I don't think old people should be in customer service. They're a liability, and they're in it. A.

[A]

There's a lot of underlying racism.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

There just is.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

You can't get around it. You can't deny it when you are 70 plus now, there's obviously some good apples. There's good apples. There's the beautiful Granny Smiths. Pun intended. Granny Smith perfect apples. They're so nice that they bake you a pot roast.

[B]

Right? Right.

[A]

Make you a pot.

[B]

It's rare, though. Very rare. Because I went to. Because I was looking at jewelry, right? For. For. For Sarah. And I was going around. There was an older white lady there, and you could tell. And I was. I was in there not looking like I could afford jewelry. You know what I'm saying? Look at me now, like, you know what I mean?

[A]

I look, you know this isn't Shoe Locker, right? She calls it Shoe Locker. No, but this ain't the place where you buy the Michael Jordan. You're just like.

[B]

But definitely, it was, like, the same level of, like, underlying racism. She was like, oh. Because, you know when you're looking at jewelry or looking at something expensive, I asked for the price on it. She told me. And normally they just tell you the price and be like, but if, you know, there's alternatives, if that's too much, if you want to go more, they give you both sides. She was like, yeah, it's this much, but don't worry, we do layaway. She's like, I said. I said, I haven't ever done that, but appreciate it. She goes. She goes, well, I'm just letting you know there's payment plan options. You got credit, karma, or car. What's that thing called? Clara.

[A]

Clara, Clara, Clara.

[B]

You got klarna. And I said, I will slap you. I was spitting your face right. Now, let's don't assume that because we got some of the less expensive in this over there.

[A]

Florida for a diamond. Is that should be legal in itself? That is wild.

[B]

No, I would definitely do that.

[A]

Oh, it's great. But I'm saying the fact. No, I'm saying her. Like, saying that up front should be illegal. She goes, oh, don't worry. We have payment plans.

[B]

Yeah, she's.

[A]

I can.

[B]

Trust me.

[A]

I can tell. You're gonna want to put Susie's our. Our financing officer in the back. She'll get you a good.

[B]

She's like, what's crazy score about seven.

[A]

Yeah, you go 700. No, seven.

[B]

Seven.

[A]

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Oh, my God.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Last thing on old people.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I cannot make this. I have physical evidence for this.

[B]

One. Okay.

[A]

We're at a whataburger. It's me, Lolly, and my wife and my son.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

We're eating where it's his first water burger trip. He's eating a little grilled cheese. Everything's great. I look up at the soda machine. There's a granny with toilet paper hanging out of.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Excuse me. Yes, sir.

[B]

You looked up at.

[A]

Looked up at the soda machine. Just my eyes are gazing the restaurant, like, so. Make sure no one's gon try to come in and do some funny business.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Just as a man should. And I stare at the diet Coke. Yeah. And I see a elder lady.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

With enough toilet paper to clean something up hanging from her.

[B]

See, that's why I feel so bad, bro. I feel so bad for old people. I feel.

[A]

I felt bad, too, and this is how bad I felt. I go, oh, my God. You know me. Comedic little. Little humor bone, right? I go, oh, my God. She's got toilet paper hanging. Because I don't know if she's one of the elderly that can't hear a thing or she's got supersonic eagle hearing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I'm very quiet. I'm like, this grandma has toilet paper hanging from her butt. And the whole family turns and looks, and I'm like, oh, my God. Liv's mom goes, we need to tell her we need to go and help her. And I was like, okay, I'll do it. I got to fill my drink anyway. So first off, cj, you can put this on the screen. No, I can't. There's no face in it. There's no face in it. That's how much she had hanging, right?

[B]

No, that's a tail.

[A]

That is a head.

[B]

No, she's that Cam. That's not toilet paper. She's a fucking furry.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no. It was so much in the way it was. We thought it was a part of her garment. I was like, that might be, like, a lace tail.

[B]

No, that looks like a tail.

[A]

She's a freaky grandma.

[B]

Yeah. Give her my number, right? Oh, a furry granny. Oh, man. Talk about how to turn my wheels. Oh, man. Oh, take your dinners out and put on your paws. Come on, now. You make me howl at the moon. Oh, man. Dude, I'm always been into a little weird, you know what I mean? Ooh, Put a collar on you. Mm. Well, let me take my pet for a walk. You're the fox, right? And I'm the bunny. Come catch this hair. Oh. I want you to huff and puff and blow Me down.

[A]

She goes, all right. She goes, how's them pork chops doing?

[B]

Oh, man. Dude. Yeah, I. Oh, gross.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

On the edge of senile. So that's where I like him.

[A]

She goes, oh, God, that was good. Who are you?

[B]

No, that's too far. No, we have to say this.

[A]

Oh, no. I haven't been touched like that since the 80s. She finally opens her eyes. She goes, oh, God. How'd you get in here?

[B]

Nope, nope. It's a comedy podcast. It is a comedy podcast. If you can't take a joke, this isn't the show for you. But I have a. I didn't even.

[A]

Say my thing with the granny.

[B]

There's more of her.

[A]

I said, I approached her. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, you talked to her.

[A]

You went to Furry Lane. He said, take your dentures out and put a claw on me. Or a collar, whatever. You said, my bad. So I go to fill my drink, and I'm gonna be this old grandma's knight in shining armor. I go, excuse me, ma'. Am. Immediate. Immediate jump.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I went, oh, sorry. I didn't mean to start you. I lean in because it's sensitive information.

[B]

Yeah. So sweet of you. So sweet of you. What'd you say? It's.

[A]

They just can't help, like, whatever comes to their mind, they're gonna say it. I literally lean in. I go, ma', am, I just wanted to let you know I think there's some toilet paper on. On your back end from the.

[B]

From the restroom.

[A]

She goes, oh, your breath. She literally said that because I was just smashing a double cheeseburger with onions on it. I swear on everything. She goes, oh, wow. Your breath. And I go, my breath. You. Toilet paper. I go, you got a toilet paper tail?

[B]

She wasn't going down.

[A]

She wasn't. She said, if you're making fun of me, I'm making fun of you. She went, ooh, your breath. Literally, just like that. So soft, still, grandma voice. She went, oh, your breath.

[B]

And I went, oh, well.

[A]

I was like, you got toilet paper? I said, there's toilet paper on your. And she went, oh, no. Grabs it, looks at it.

[B]

No, don't do that.

[A]

And then goes, thank you, dear. Throws it away, walks out. She had. She just had to insult my breath. They can't. They cannot. They can't, like, fight those intrusive that.

[B]

You lose that. You lose that sense of that brain.

[A]

Membrane wall, that mitochondria. It's gone.

[B]

I'm too loose. I'm worried about you when you get that age, because you're already bad.

[A]

You might have to keep me inside. You might have to lock me in the house.

[B]

You'd be like, I wonder what that pearl.

[A]

I go, good.

[B]

Yeah, that's a strange looking class.

[A]

That's a strange build on that cl. I go, hell, I about. I bet she jumped about 7:12 back.

[B]

In the old 10,000. Oh dude, I want to go back.

[A]

I love old people though.

[B]

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[A]

Oh God.

[B]

Would you spend 30 days in the worst prison on the planet Earth to prevent your wife from doing one year in that same prison off Rip I have to.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yes. No, you're tripping. No, no.

[A]

I'm the provider. I'm the tear. I'm terr. I'm the caretaker. I. I'm the frontline defense for my beautiful wife.

[B]

See, my first question. What'd that do? Yeah, but if you're in prison, you did something to get there. And so I'm taking this 30 days.

[A]

For you right here. Back roof. She's in the back room.

[B]

No, 30 days in the the worst prison on Earth. On earth.

[A]

You have 30 days, man. You have to.

[B]

Have you seen my.

[A]

It's nice. I'd be a top commodity.

[B]

They'd be.

[A]

Oh, my God. They'd run through commissary to get you. Oh, honey. I got all the honey buns you want, boy. Come here.

[B]

Yeah, dude. No, no. Oh. Because. Okay, but you got to say your wife did something to get that one year. You're just taking the 30 days to prevent her from doing that year.

[A]

Now, that changes the question. Now, if she is. If she's convicted.

[B]

Yeah. Right.

[A]

She's through the due process.

[B]

You got to sit down.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, the Justice Department, if they said you earned a year in that prison. Now, I don't know. I might just cough up a lot for a good lawyer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Might try to get you down to six months. But if it's just a. Would you rather your wife's got to do a year.

[B]

You got to do 30.

[A]

Give me 30.

[B]

I don't care what it is. I don't want to go to jail. Like. Like you got put in that position.

[A]

You're a bad man. Why? If it is.

[B]

If.

[A]

If it's like a random hitman stuff like squid game, they just pop up and they go, we're taking you or your wife right now to the worst prison in the world.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

If you go, it's 30 days. If she goes, it's a year.

[B]

You coming.

[A]

First of all, you're both innocent. You're walking downtown. You just left the dinner.

[B]

I'd look at her and be like, remember that one time you wouldn't rub.

[A]

My back like, I got you.

[B]

I'll be like, areva dirt. She see you back in a year. Like I said, like, I'm not doing it. And that doesn't make me selfish. That does not make me. So.

[A]

It makes you selfish How. Okay, okay. Let me have very important question. Are you married? I think if you're married, you are obligated.

[B]

I could be married.

[A]

Divine word.

[B]

You, if you're the divine word, said nothing. Thou shalt go to prison for y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

That did not say that.

[A]

We are now one. And if you want to be, take care of yourself, but not the other person. You are conjoined with that self.

[B]

If we're.

[A]

If we're one, you come to jail with me.

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

We're one, you cuss.

[B]

Sit down with me. What are you talking about?

[A]

We're one. Share, cuz.

[B]

Yeah. How we won. I'm the only one going, you crazy.

[A]

Could you imagine there's a literal serial killer as Your bunk partner.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they just hear this. You go, oh, no, no, right, right. A little to the left. Oh, that's the spot. That's the spot. Get a girl. Get it, girl. Can you get my. Can you get my soft spot up top? And there's a murderer above.

[B]

Yeah. No, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.

[A]

I have to. Bro. You're. That's.

[B]

That's not a good.

[A]

That's not being a good man. It's not macho man. I'm sorry. I love you, Pete. Let me call you out, though, okay?

[B]

What. What points do I gain when I.

[A]

Come out, I want you to think.

[B]

I'm not getting a parade. I'm not. Probably won't even give me a balloon.

[A]

It's a month. It's a month. It's one month, Kim. If your wife does a year, she's out of there.

[B]

No, no, I believe in her.

[A]

I don't. I go, oh, say her to death. She's gone. I go, what she gotta do?

[B]

Let me bump.

[A]

Let me set for you in the jail yard. They go, shut up. And now she's getting her beat.

[B]

No, she's a good people person. She's a good server. She could play piano. She can sing. She's funny.

[A]

Was she a traveling circus? This is the worst prison in the world. You said she can play piano and sing like she's a cover band on Carnival Cruise.

[B]

That could get you somewhere in the worst prison ever. They need some entertainment.

[A]

Singer.

[B]

Yeah, you.

[A]

My. Come here. And now she's in a different cell.

[B]

Well, at least other people.

[A]

For life. For a year.

[B]

Well, at least other people get to experience the greatness that I have.

[A]

Dog, you won't even go through a season change. One month, she's gonna see a. She's gonna see Christmas, spring break, Fourth of July and everything in between.

[B]

No one asked you to get locked up. And I'm not taking that 30 days for you.

[A]

That is why I'm sorry.

[B]

And that doesn't make me a bad person. That makes me.

[A]

I think it does. Now, hear me out. Boyfriend and girlfriend. There's no strings attached.

[B]

I could be 60 years into a marriage with eight kids. I'm not going.

[A]

Oh, you're terrible, man.

[B]

No, sir, I'm taking care of the kids if.

[A]

No, I'm the mom. Take care you. Okay. Even from logistics, if you say that you are now taking care of the kids and doing everything for a whole year. Yes, if you're gone.

[B]

And my booty intact, give me my booty my booty intact. Because, Cam, if we're being honest, I'm going to jail. I'm giving my. Before they ask. I'd be like, I know what you want.

[A]

You go, you know what? You look like you'll do it nice. You go, you look like you treat me good. Come here. I'm yours. I hell, you got 28 days. Thank God it's February.

[B]

Here we go.

[A]

You cannot just subdue yourself like her to that. Rather. Yeah, it's one month.

[B]

I don't care.

[A]

Everything you just said. Think of the opposite. If she goes, you got to hold the Ford down at home. Regular life for a month.

[B]

I got it.

[A]

Or no, for a year.

[B]

I got it.

[A]

If you go, she does a dolo for a month. You're gonna subject sweet Sarah.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

To a. I think we are. We are wildly overestimating the worst prison in the world.

[B]

I will drive her there.

[A]

It is.

[B]

I will drive her there and be like, oh, babe, what's your favorite song now? You want some Taylor Swift on the way? There you go. Love you, baby.

[A]

It'll be $20 on the books tomorrow. Go have it.

[B]

Get in.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

Do good.

[A]

Do good.

[B]

Proud of you. Oh, dude, I'm not doing it.

[A]

You're tripping.

[B]

I'm not doing. Maybe I'm not in love. Maybe that's what we're figuring out.

[A]

I think you're not in. You're not in a deep enough look.

[B]

Or maybe I just think that people.

[A]

It could be. I would borderline. This might. This might be a little. This might be a little fugazi. I would borderline say if it was reversed. I go for a year, she goes for a month. I'd still go, you're down bad. Now.

[B]

That might be.

[A]

I must say, that might.

[B]

I mean, I think it's a lack of self respect. I think that's what we're trying to make it to. Warden.

[A]

I don't ever. Everyone hurts seeing this place, sir. I walk and I go, what's up, fellas? Slept. I wake up, I'm sore, bleeding. Oh, God.

[B]

I just wanted to. They said that on the Joe Button podcast, and it's such a good question. I want to get your marriage. I wanted to know.

[A]

So I have to as a married man. I think from a friend's perspective, you are allowed and warranted to say no and not have the world come.

[B]

You're married.

[A]

I think you have to.

[B]

It could be the wedding day. I'm not going.

[A]

You go, oh, no.

[B]

Hell no.

[A]

Take this. You go, I'll be good all the hell. Senior year.

[B]

Yeah, senior year. I'm not gonna do nothing. I'm not gonna cheat or nothing. But I'll be. I'll be here.

[A]

Now, I have a spicy question.

[B]

I like that.

[A]

I have a spicy question for you.

[B]

Talk to me, daddy.

[A]

Now, I'm currently watching the show called Homeland. Right. CIA show. It's on Netflix. It's about agents, stuff like that.

[B]

Asians.

[A]

No, Homeland. It's not Asians. Agents. Agents. Like the night agent Peter Whatever his name is. Whatever the hell the guy.

[B]

Pierce Scully.

[A]

Yeah, whatever. So, good show. There's a. There's a U.S. marine that goes missing for eight years. He's presumed dead. His wife remarries. No, no. Doesn't remarry. Sorry. Has a fling with his best friend. They are, they are, they are. They're playing turtles, tigers and everything in between.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

For years, the military goes in, does a rescue mission. That guy's alive. They bring him back, he finds out. So welcome to the question.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

You get whatever states. It doesn't have to be for the military. Say we get a podcasting deal for whatever reason.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We have to go to Taiwan for two years. Yeah. And no one's allowed to come with us. It's you and me. It's a two man operation.

[B]

Awesome.

[A]

Whatever.

[B]

God, it sounds great, but we can't.

[A]

No one can come.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And you come back and Sarah is happily, deeply invested into a different relationship. How does that make you feel? How does that make you feel?

[B]

So everybody is presumed that I'm deceased. There's not a. There's not an announcement that, oh, Peyton's alive.

[A]

No, it was, it was. It was. Peyton and Cam went missing and I'm.

[B]

Still missing, but I'm actually back.

[A]

Yes. No, she chose.

[B]

I'm terrorizing. No, no, no. My whole life mission, I'm dead. I'm never gonna go to a grocery store, a bank, nothing. I am a ghost in your life now that is going to terrorize you every day. Flicking lights, pissing on your toilet seat.

[A]

So you're mad that she. So there's been it. There's been a statement saying that you are. We are presumably dead.

[B]

Yes. Because you up.

[A]

So they gave up hope.

[B]

Yeah. If you gave up hope on me, that's so disrespectful. So what's the.

[A]

What's the tenure of.

[B]

You see the body. You gotta see the body before you move on. See the body, you gotta. You gotta look at me over the casket. Yeah. You gotta lay Me down before you move on.

[A]

But that's the thing. It's missing.

[B]

It's not.

[A]

We were killed right here. It's with. They're gone. We don't know.

[B]

Find it.

[A]

Find the body.

[B]

Yeah, 100%, because I just watched a documentary about this girl, and then she got taken by the guy and went to the woods as this little girl. But she got taken. The family never gave up hope. The whole town did. The family didn't.

[A]

Guess what. They found her. I was that little girl.

[B]

I could have been your little girl.

[A]

I was a little girl.

[B]

Yeah, that's.

[A]

See, I. I actually. No matter what this says about me and me being a man, I'm not that mad.

[B]

No, I know. Because you want to watch them. You'll be like, stop.

[A]

I go, I'm in hell. That's a. That dude looks decent.

[B]

Yeah. You're like, I didn't think about hitting it from there.

[A]

I go. The. I never got that. I go, it's always. But, no, it's the best I would be. It would hurt my soul.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So the two years is up. Three years, however long. And then we get on a plane. Black. Get on a black plane. We get on a plane back, and then we walk up to our houses in some incognito mode, and we see that my initial heart shattered, Destroyed. I am. I am. I'm broken. But then I quickly realized she thought I was dead. Now if I find out it was two months after and you're hooking up on. On Hinge, and, yeah, we got a problem. If you held on to hope for at least a calendar year. One revolution.

[B]

I genuinely believe this. If I go Miss Bad Blood. I genuinely believe this. If I go missing from my partner, I would think the only appropriate thing to do is move on. When you see my body, you never give up hope. Especially if we're married. Till death do us part. You don't know I'm dead, okay?

[A]

I'm just missing.

[B]

It's not until missing posters go up. So.

[A]

Death.

[B]

You got to see the death. You got to see me die for you to move on.

[A]

It goes till death do a part. Not till missing does us part.

[B]

Yeah, Death.

[A]

Okay, now the. The spiciest part.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Reverse the rules.

[B]

See?

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I'm not. Who am I, Christopher Columbus? I'm not going searching. What are you talking about? I don't even own a magnifying glass. You think I'm an investigator? You should have tried on.

[A]

Oh. Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

The double standard. I love it.

[B]

Oh, at least I'm honest. See, a lot of people lie about theirs. Oh, I'm honest.

[A]

Now, here's the question. How long you holding on to hope?

[B]

Oh, three weeks isn't the first 48 before case gets solved. I gave you an extra 100 hours. North Star it. I don't know. I can't tell you how to get out, but find it.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

At least I'm honest, right? Three weeks.

[A]

Yeah. So, okay, now, final question. She comes back, she sees you with the new woman, she gets angry, she tries to take it out on you. What's your response?

[B]

What'd you want me to do?

[A]

Oh, my God, you didn't call.

[B]

Oh, the funny thing is, Sarah's gonna get so many dms being like, I think you should really watch today's episode.

[A]

You should run for the hills, sweetie. You seem too sweet. He's terrible. Hell, he said he'd leave you.

[B]

Oh, man, that's so funny.

[A]

Oh, that was funny.

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Now, on to the rest of the episode. The you should know Podcast. Now it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop Culture Pay N Camp. Pop Culture Payday Camp.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

It's been a while since a little poppy culture.

[A]

It's been a little. Been a little minute, man. This is the Pop Culture reunion Culture special edition. Black History Month. Cause it's Pop Culture Kitchen and it's Pop Culture Chicken and it's.

[B]

Whoa. No, no, it's crazy. No, see, there gets a point. It gets a point. Sorry.

[A]

No, come on.

[B]

It gets a point. It gets.

[A]

It's the Pop culture kitchen. We're serving Pop culture chicken.

[B]

Why can't we do. Do something else? Why can't we serve something else?

[A]

Like no one. No one. Yeah, no one likes casseroles and tuna salad.

[B]

That's why. Fried chicken.

[A]

Incredible.

[B]

Sarah likes.

[A]

Sarah likes. Sarah likes flavored air.

[B]

She likes sardines.

[A]

She goes, let's take this seaweed and wrap it up in rice. And now I genuinely.

[B]

No, it sounds crazy, but that is her favorite snack.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

But also actually what she eats every day. If it fits. It fits.

[B]

But she also eats sardines every day. But she knows not to eat them if I'm the house.

[A]

Yeah, that is. I mean, that's. You feed to a dog.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You feed sardines of basset hound. Like a.

[B]

Right before a little.

[A]

Right before a little pheasant hunting. You open that can of sardines, you go, come here, Bruce.

[B]

Or you throw into an otter's mouth.

[A]

Otters are adorable. Did you know I would adopt an otter if I dude my thing on otters the beautiful.

[B]

They're so cute. No, I got ruined for me. Otters got ruined for me.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I didn't know they weren't like. Like rubber. They have fur. They have fur.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I didn't know that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's gross.

[A]

No, it's not. It's cute. No, it's so wet it stays laid down, but you go up the top of their back and it turns into a scale.

[B]

No, because I scales see that little.

[A]

Tail on them too? Oh, my God, otters. They're so cute.

[B]

No, but listen to me. Like, the whole cuteness of otters is gone for me.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Because I always thought otters were this blubbery, being where you could.

[A]

A seal. There's difference. Yes. Seals are the side of that couch. A seal can go pound for pound with you and it's an inch for inch.

[B]

Now that's an impressive seal because I.

[A]

Know what I got.

[B]

I know that seal gets a lot of whale. I know the good Lord blessed me.

[A]

But I don't know if Poseidon blessed him.

[B]

Wait. What's the difference between seals and otters?

[A]

Seals are biggest, made of tires. But an otter is like a cute. Imagine like, imagine Ruby if she got a drop fade and her ears were gone and she was in the water.

[B]

No, but like, I'm trying to explain this scientifically. What's the difference between. Between a seal and an otter? That's like.

[A]

What's the difference between a giraffe and a rhino? Like, there's so many.

[B]

They look the exact same. Seals and otters. Or am I thinking of seal lions?

[A]

Sea lions is what you're thinking of.

[B]

What's so seals.

[A]

An otter's about yay big little blubber gut. But they got nice brown furs.

[B]

And little.

[A]

Got shot with disease in Zootopia.

[B]

No. What's the big thing that you throw to its mouth?

[A]

That's a seal.

[B]

Those things have furniture.

[A]

Those have blubber.

[B]

No.

[A]

Sea lions. Or is it seals? Seals have fur.

[B]

It's.

[A]

Yeah, seals. Not otters. Otters always had fur.

[B]

What's the difference between a seal and a seal lion?

[A]

It's a seal and a sea lion. And I'm not 100% sure.

[B]

So it depends on where you put the L. Yeah.

[A]

If there's an L or not an L. A seal, not to be confused with the singer. But a seal is a big blubbery beast.

[B]

And the sea lion has sea lion.

[A]

That has that incognito fur.

[B]

So are sea lion lions predatory? And seals are adventory. Victim, Tory, victim.

[A]

No, seals will you. Seals will absolutely eat you.

[B]

So seals. So seals will attack?

[A]

I believe so.

[B]

But I thought sea lions attack because they're. They're named after the predatory creature on the planet.

[A]

Sea lions are sellouts. You give them enough food, they'll go to your circus. They'll just live there. They don't even want to be out in the wild.

[B]

So seals. You can make tricks out of seals.

[A]

They go.

[B]

And sea lions go.

[A]

I think the sea lions are gonna go.

[B]

So which one do you want to have as a pet?

[A]

I think a sea lion.

[B]

So. But seals are more attacking, even though they have a less vicious name.

[A]

Are seals and sea lions the same thing? And we're going down a rabbit hole.

[B]

So our seals and seal lines. And can they or can they not? Are they family or not?

[A]

I think if they make a seal.

[B]

Lion or they make an otter. Pop culture. I've been watching this show.

[A]

Oh, God. Oh, please say it's A very popular show. Oh, I know. It's got to be like one of three. And I've. I'm either currently watching it or I've completed it.

[B]

I've completed this show. It' called his and Hers.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Have you seen it?

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Okay. This is like the number one show on Netflix or like number three? I don't know.

[A]

It is.

[B]

It's around top five fire. Right? One of my favorite actors in it. Who's the John Bernthal. John Berl. Doesn't take a that.

[A]

Oh, he go.

[B]

I don't. In Fury.

[A]

What's the guy's name?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

He goes, huh, Walter or whatever. He goes, get back in the tank.

[B]

But one of my favorite actors of all time.

[A]

So good.

[B]

This show. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler. You can take a walk out. You can take a walk out. So basically, this show is about this. No, Robbie, you gotta leave. You can't do that. So look, this show is about this cop in the. In like the. The neck of the woods in. In Georgia.

[A]

Yeah, the boonies.

[B]

Right? It's a small town in Georgia. Right. Everybody knows everybo, right? His wife, Dalan.

[A]

No, no, Dalanica is the city that's.

[B]

No, no, I know. The town's called the Lanega. And now the wife is this very popular news anchor. Yeah, pretty, right? They separated, they lost a child, and basically there's a dead body in this city.

[A]

And Dahlonica.

[B]

And the dead body. We all know her. Yes, but we all know her for different reasons.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Now the whole show is finding out who did this in this small town of the Laundiga, right? Now, can I rate this show 1 through 10?

[A]

I'm going 8.5. On a good day. You catch me right after some animal crackers and some chocolate. I'm giving it a nine.

[B]

Okay, this is my thing. The whole season up to the last episode. 8.2. Last episode. 2 out of 10.

[A]

2 out of 10.

[B]

And this is where the spoilers come along, right?

[A]

You are. You're out of your marvel that.

[B]

No, they ruined that show at the end.

[A]

No, sir.

[B]

They tried to do too much hanky panky with that show.

[A]

A lot of hanky panky. But they did not ruin it. Is nowhere there's. There's not a critic on the world that is giving that a 2 out of 10.

[B]

Last episode right here. My review. 100.

[A]

You know, Peyton Harden's movie watching.

[B]

So look, if you don't know. Spoiler alert. The. The. The cop and the news anchor wire wife. They divorced because they lost a child. A lot of things. You know, they had to separate. I mean. I mean, they lost the child, and.

[A]

The wife just dipped. She didn't tell anyone. She dipped to actual Atlanta and was there for a year. She didn't tell anyone. She just left.

[B]

And now, homeboy the cop started the dead girl.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not while she was.

[A]

Not while she was dead. That's a different crime. She. They were fully alive.

[B]

They were fully alive. And it happened to be the day.

[A]

That she died about 15 minutes before.

[B]

Right back, five minutes. So he. He done. He didn't put his. He put his juices on her.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

He dipped. She got stabbed. Yeah, Right.

[A]

Mercked.

[B]

So we're all thinking that he did it the whole time. Did he do it or did the news anchor wife do it? Because we find out that she was watching it happen.

[A]

She came back to Delandica and just.

[B]

So happened to pull up and was watching his. Watching her husband going to pound town in the back in the woods. Right.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

So this whole time we're thinking, was it the. Was it the news anchor? Was it the cop?

[A]

It's got to be one of them.

[B]

In the last episode, we come to find out that the wife and the dead girl and the cop sister and then some other they went to school with were all childhood friends.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

They had a big falling out because there was. I mean. I mean, this isn't a joke. Some really nasty stuff happened in the woods one time.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I don't even want to say it. I can't watch that kind of.

[A]

It's really hard for.

[B]

I hate that shows. But so that happened, right? And we find out that the bigger girl, the bigger girl that got picked on by the friend group the whole time drinking pee, picked on. We find out that she lost a bunch of weight and is now the news anchor. It's in Atlanta. In Atlanta that the wife was having beef with. But we didn't know it was her because she changed her name and took Ozempic. Lot happened, right?

[A]

She got on Manjaro, changed the name, got a nice strapping husband, and she said, hey, I'm.

[B]

I'm.

[A]

What's her name?

[B]

And then we come to find out, oh, my God. She's the one that killed this.

[A]

This. This. This lady in the woods and the other two friends. Throughout this. Throughout the show, everybody in the friend.

[B]

Group is getting murked.

[A]

Everyone's getting dropped off at old death Hades Lane.

[B]

Right. So we have this whole big climax at the. At the last episode.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

She gets suckered into going into the.

[A]

Cabin in the woods.

[B]

The cabin in the woods of the ex big girl. News anchor girl.

[A]

Yeah. Ex big girl.

[B]

Current small girl that we think is the killer. Right. They're having this whole punch out scene. Fighting scene. Fighting scene. And this is. I was like okay, this is a good ending. We find out this bullied girl is the killer. Now we're having this big fight scene. Right. This is where the show lost me. Detective pulls up through the outside the glass. Perfect timing. And just caps X. Big girl.

[A]

Yes sir.

[B]

Through the glass.

[A]

Yes sir.

[B]

What bullet was that? Where the whole glass doesn't shatter. How do you shoot a glass and there's only a bullet hole this big?

[A]

Is she a sniper?

[B]

I think.

[A]

I think that's realistic. With a handgun. I think that's 10ft away. I think that's happened before.

[B]

Where?

[A]

I think that's happened before. All right. If the glass is maybe thick enough. You got to think that bullet's going quick as a sucker of a.

[B]

She's from here to this camera.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

And that whole glass in the shadow is a perfect bullet hole right through the thimpy.

[A]

Might be some thick glass on that cabin. Wood. On that cabin. Wood. Cabin.

[B]

We. I bet.

[A]

So but that's not even the part that pissed me off the most about that part.

[B]

What happened?

[A]

He got there so quick.

[B]

No.

[A]

If you think about they were fighting when he got in the truck to go there. He was there two minutes later.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

It was easily a 14 mile drive.

[B]

It was so bad. It's like.

[A]

Did you drive a rocket ship and you're your sister.

[B]

You just picked up your sister out the bathtub. That just got murked.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

Lord.

[A]

Yeah. Cry a bit.

[B]

But no. No.

[A]

And where's the little girl? Where was she at? Yeah. Great point. She. Did she stay at School for 48 hours. Where the hell is she? How has no one got a phone call about the little girl? Now what do you think about the actual ending?

[B]

So then there was a double twist.

[A]

A double twist, a double plot. Niladiga.

[B]

We find out it wasn't ex big girl that got cast.

[A]

Big girl, current small girl.

[B]

It was news anchors. Mommy. Because they were going through tapes. She was going through tapes because whenever. Whenever news anchor girl left. Whenever the wife left after the baby died, all she had to remember her daughter was these VHS tapes from high school. Then we find out what actually happened in the woods to that friend group, it actually happened to her daughter. She went on this psychotic rampage and she was like, okay, I'm gonna murk. Every single person in this friend group this sick and she was faking, having diminished.

[A]

She was walking down the street butt naked in her nightgown and stuff like that. And cops were like, oh, Ms. Whatever, here, let me take you back home again. So it was, it was a perfect cover up.

[B]

And, and okay. And this is so the show already lost me with the bullet hole. I was like, no way. Then when they showed the killing scene from the woods, the initial killing, she turned into Venom.

[A]

Oh my gosh. She was Hugh Jackman.

[B]

Do you see how quick she climbed up? And I was like, no. I was like, no way. I was like, he's a $30 million show. And that's what we get. That's what we get that.

[A]

Now that part is funny. But if you, if you're really paying attention and you peeped, you should have known it's not news anchor girl the whole time. You never should have went down that path. They, they, they played it up to you.

[B]

Yeah, obviously I knew there was going to be a twist.

[A]

She was still in Atlanta when the friends were getting killed, so it can't be her.

[B]

No, I'm.

[A]

They want you to think that I'm.

[B]

Fine with that, that I care, I give more respect. No, no, I knew there was going to be twist. I knew it was probably going to be the big girl. Right.

[A]

But it wasn't the big girl.

[B]

But the initial twist was the big girl. And I would have been fine with that being the big girl.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

This 80 year old woman is not climbing up the hood of that car like that. And where she's just chilling in the woods like that. Yeah.

[A]

Barefoot. There's thorns and pouring rain.

[B]

And then she becomes into Ted Bundy and she's just like a master manipulator murderer who like you can just. There's no fingerprints, there's no nothing. Like there's no. She just get away with everything?

[A]

Her footprint.

[B]

I mean, I mean the dumbest thing ever is barefoot.

[A]

She's barefoot on a dirt road in the water. Give her some credit, man. I don't know.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. That's fine. Right? That's fine. She can't. She's not that athletic.

[A]

She's definitely not.

[B]

She's getting up the stairs with ease and just like stronger than everybody. Yeah. Like, it just, it doesn't make sense that.

[A]

And, and they tried to play it off as like there's no, there was no. So of a recurring theme was there was no struggle in any of these deaths. So it's like it's someone that they know. That's why they keep painting it up to be is. Is either John Beraw or it was the wife. You know, someone they knew. But really it was an old lady.

[B]

So you.

[A]

You probably. Your guard's gonna be down when your friends. Your high school friend's mom pulls up. But yeah, she was turning into like some Braun James, year 23, athletic.

[B]

Yeah. She's like chased down Iguod dolla blocking.

[A]

Like, you know, and it's blocked by James.

[B]

And the thing is, it's like I feel like this show tried too hard to make people go, oh wow. Like that initial twist of it being the big girl, that's fine. But we just work it up bigger. And then you. I think that's just the. The way out to make this like, oh wow. Like make everybody talk about it. Which it worked, but it's like, that's too much.

[A]

Would you have liked it better? Alternate ending idea for you. Would you have liked it better if the big girl now turned small girl is actually the killer?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But then in that final scene in the cabin, she's about to kill her daughter her and the mom came and saved instead of the cop because let's say the mom knew the whole time, but she was just staying in her place. Or maybe she found out at the very end she finally saw that tape.

[B]

I don't know. I haven't thought about it.

[A]

I wasn't mad with it.

[B]

I do.

[A]

I do agree on some of your grievances. But I. I liked it like.

[B]

But I am.

[A]

I am a fan of a double plot twist. I've learned that through my. My years of watching shows or movies. One plot twist is great, but as you said, two get you talking about it.

[B]

But two. Two is good if you. If it works. I don't like a force too. I feel like this is a force tour. And. And you know what? I really don't like the to end it off. That cop's going to jail. John Bertha is going to prison. The fact that he had no repercussions at the end of that show. He's just sitting down talking.

[A]

You're going to jail.

[B]

You've tampered with evidence.

[A]

Yeah, you. You. You deleted a phone multiple times. You're going to jail.

[B]

And we're testing you now.

[A]

Yeah, 100%.

[B]

Why was your on herself?

[A]

Your is in her. You have destroyed the phone. You Rescinded the DNA results. You have.

[B]

You swabbed the little girl's mouth.

[A]

You killed the guy. You killed the husband of the small.

[B]

Girl or the girl.

[A]

I forgot which one it was. I think it was the husband that was holding the end. Her boyfriend or something.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You killed. You murdered someone. Did he murder him in the cabin when he shot. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Or no, no, that was.

[A]

That was the other girl. No, no, he. No. Didn't he murder the.

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

What happened to the girl? Girl?

[B]

What girl?

[A]

The big girl turned small.

[B]

She got shot by the detective outside through the window glass.

[A]

What happened to the boyfriend?

[B]

I think he just got locked up. He got locked up in that cage? Yeah.

[A]

Okay, never mind. Never mind. Yeah, no, he's definitely going to jail, though.

[B]

Yeah, he's going to jail. And I was like, go to jail.

[A]

Losing his license, losing everything. You're not incredible.

[B]

And I was like, how the hell? Or is he just like, you get detained at least. Like there's a dead woman in your house and you have her blood all over you. You've been sneaky this whole time. Yeah.

[A]

You're getting questioned like minimum. You're going to the station, a recording camera's getting clicked and you're being questioned.

[B]

Yeah, I just. I just didn't like the ending of that show. I mean, it was entertaining.

[A]

8 out of 10. 8 out of 10 for me. Overall, great watch. You should watch it.

[B]

Entertaining show. But we'll.

[A]

We'll.

[B]

We'll end it there.

[A]

Beautiful. And for the first time in a while. And we brought it back in Black History Month. That was pop culture.

[B]

Pop culture. Paying a kid. Get us out of here. Come when oh, oh, oh, oh.

[A]

You should know, fam. Appreciate you and love each and every single one of you for coming Back to episode 2:03. You see that subscriber count? You see that? We have hit the seven digit milestone, but we have no intentions of stopping there. Keep subbing. Keep sending this to your enemies, your friends, your. Your mom, your dad, your granny, your auntie. Send it to everybody. And as always, that first link in the description below is the Patreon the Koala Club. Go join it. Unbelievable content. You get first. First to know any and everything that happens about the entire company. Everything is on there. You get ad free onsen. You get all these things on the Koala Club. Everyone loves it. If you have not subscribed to that, go do that. The second link is YSK unplugged. If y' all did not watch episode 202 from last week. For whatever reason, you need to go watch it. But I'm also telling you here, YSK Unplugged, the new future of ysk, is officially here in live. It is our other channel. Go subscribe to that as well. And the documentary will continue to come out on there, as well as a week early in Patreon. And then we have so many more things planned for Unplugged in the future. But for this week and until next week, confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. This week's secret code. W, L, W, L, O, P, Willop, wallop.

[B]

We love old people.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Well, my God. I heard perfect. Come on now. Let's go now, guys, we love you. Remember, one out of ten guava bears. I'm gonna get home to Christmas and we'll see you next time.

[A]

Yeah, no. Yeah, she. Well, I was eating onions, so. She complained about my breath. Yeah, I was talking about the toilet paper, though. Yeah, I guess.