I GOT CHEATED ON! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

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You Should Know Podcast

Episode 179: "I GOT CHEATED ON!"

Date: August 25, 2025
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Special Guest: K. Rob (occasional mic)

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode of the You Should Know Podcast, Peyton and Cam dive deep into personal stories, friendly banter, and hilarious debates—covering topics from heartbreaks and motivation, their touring adventures, and wild childhood birthday parties, to bodily functions and the quirks of their friend group. With characteristic openness and humor, they reflect on what genuinely motivates them (including Peyton's revelation about being cheated on), challenge each other's embarrassing habits, and share chaotic behind-the-scenes moments from both home and tour life.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

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1. Post-Tour Life & The End of an Era

[04:14 – 05:39]

• Peyton and Cam reflect on concluding the domestic part of their tour, expecting to be sad but instead just ready to move on (“Not as sad as I thought it’d be.” – Peyton, 04:35).
• They poke fun at the emotional release after a busy run, referencing crying after previous tours, and joke about how grief for past pets (and perhaps never truly mourning) can bubble up at odd moments.

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2. Instagram Bios, High School Nostalgia & "I Got Cheated On"

[06:13 – 08:15]

• Cam rants about adults still displaying high school accomplishments in their bios (“If you’re past 21, I don’t care when you graduated!” – Cam, 06:28).

• Peyton shares his story of being cheated on, only to find the new beau’s Instagram bio filled with outdated football highlights (“More mad at the choice of man than the action…” – Peyton, 07:41).

  “If you’re cheating on me, at least go up. If you’re cheating on me and moving up, that’s fine, but don't let it be some dude with huddle highlights.”
  – Peyton (07:11)

• Both agree that lingering too long on high school nostalgia is a bad look once you’re in college or older.

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3. Heartbreak as Motivation: Debate & Philosophy

[08:15 – 13:24]

• A heated discussion arises: A friend uses ex’s TikToks as “motivation,” which Cam finds “cringy,” but Peyton strongly disagrees:

  "There’s no better motivation a man can get than heartbreak.”
  – Peyton (09:52)

• Peyton admits the entire podcast sprang from post-breakup fuel:

  "This whole podcast was built off the back of a bad heartbreak. None of this would happen if I didn’t see that video.”
  – Peyton (10:41)

• Cam counters, suggesting that having a child would be much more motivating, arguing the merits of heartbreak vs. fatherhood as life fuel.

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4. Googling Yourself & Online Reputation

[15:00 – 17:00]

• Peyton reveals he regularly googles himself, prompting Cam to ask why. Peyton admits it’s partially to check his own publicity but also just curiosity.
• The duo laugh at the juxtaposition of finding Peyton’s grandma’s obituary next to a blurred nude, highlighting the absurdity of internet search results.
• Discussion veers to teachers demanding proof for funeral absences and whether that’s ethical.

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5. Birthday Parties & Dressing Up: Childhood Flashbacks

[20:28 – 24:56]

• Peyton insists dressing up for themed birthday parties is normal for kids, Cam strongly disagrees (“I’m not the quarterback, it’s my birthday, not Peyton Manning’s!” – Cam, 21:48).

• The hilarious back-and-forth exposes their contrasting childhoods, from Peyton’s double Halloweens to Cam’s more understated celebrations.

  “If I ever have a kid, they’re dressing up!”
  – Peyton (24:56)

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6. Tour Stories: Adventures in Nashville & Group Dynamic Conflicts

[32:30 – 40:54]

• Peyton recounts a night on Broadway in Nashville, where he wanted to jump on a party bus but Cam refused, “immediately ruining my mood.”
• Cam pushes back, explaining not every adventure is for him and calls out Peyton for sometimes opting out of group activities too.
• They banter about differences in handling free time, what constitutes a “vibe killer,” and how communication can break down on the road.

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7. Popcorn From Hell: Spicy Food Challenge + Quiz

[47:08 – 55:40]

• Cam introduces three levels of absurdly spicy popcorn, coercing a reluctant Peyton into eating Carolina Reaper “World’s Hottest Popcorn” while answering a “Simple Knowledge Quiz for Teens.”

• The segment quickly devolves into chaos as Peyton’s mouth burns, and he desperately tries to recall trivia:

  “My lips are numb.”
  – Peyton (51:57)

• Memorable, slapstick moments ensue (“Don’t touch your face, bro!” – Cam, 55:42), with laughter and pain in equal measure.

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8. Bizarre Bodily Function Questions & Shower Thoughts

[66:15 – 74:48]

• Peyton poses an off-the-wall question: “Why don’t we pee out of our butts and poop out the front?” launching a series of pseudo-scientific, tangential musings on digestion and anatomy.
• The pair riff about “pre-historic” laundry, weird things they’ve discovered about their own bodies, and random urine-related oddities.

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9. Would You Rather: Slapping vs. Tooth Pain

[75:23 – 78:17]

• They debate a grim dilemma: would you rather experience a sharp tooth pain every time you drink water, or get randomly slapped in the face by a stranger daily?
• Cam immediately picks slapping (“I’ll take a slap from a random face.” – Cam, 76:37), while Peyton insists tooth pain is at least avoidable, and endlessly debates the feasibility.

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10. K. Rob’s Social Quirks: Loudness, Speakerphone, Physical Contact

[81:51 – 90:36]

• Peyton and Cam air their grievances about K. Rob’s habits: speaking loudly, using speakerphone in public, becoming physically close with strangers (including retail workers and country stars).
• K. Rob justifies some behavior as “lineage,” but admits he’s a “close interactor.”
• Stories of K. Rob at Kane Brown’s house (“I touched somebody…that’s his move right there!” – Peyton, 86:59) illustrate real-life awkwardness and their ragtag crew dynamic.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On heartbreak:

  “The best fuel is heartbreak. I’d get back with her just for the inspiration.”
  – Peyton (08:59)

• On being cheated on:

  “I’m fine getting cheated on… if you’re going up. But Huddle highlights in your Instagram bio? Now, I was more mad at the choice of man…”
  – Peyton (07:41)

• On public speaking woes:

  “K. Rob gets off. I think you get a little freaky in the phone booth to people hearing what you have to say.”
  – Peyton (82:24)

• On bodily functions:

  “Why don’t I pee out my butt? Genuinely, I don’t understand that.”
  – Peyton (69:40)

• On spicy popcorn:

  “Can’t tell if I’m peeing or bleeding out of my penis.”
  – Peyton (55:40)

• On group dynamics:

  “When Cam’s in that weird bag, you don’t know if he’s upset or mad—the whole group knows that bag.”
  – Peyton (34:36)

• On tour memories:

  “This is the first episode in some months I’m not plugging tour tickets because…we completed all the shows!”
  – Cam (92:19)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-------------|------------------------------------------------------| | 04:14-05:39 | Reflections on tour ending, emotions, grief, pets | | 06:13-08:15 | High school nostalgia in bios, Peyton’s cheating story | | 08:15-13:24 | Debate: heartbreak vs. other motivations | | 15:00-17:00 | Googling yourself, online search madness | | 20:28-24:56 | Dressing up for birthdays: childhood debunked | | 32:30-40:54 | Nashville stories: party bus vs. group dynamics | | 47:08-55:40 | “World’s Hottest Popcorn” trivia challenge | | 66:15-74:48 | Pee vs. poop questions, laundry rants | | 75:23-78:17 | Would you rather: tooth pain vs. slap | | 81:51-90:36 | K. Rob’s quirks: loudness, touching, Kane Brown’s house | | 92:19 | Farewell, Patreon plug, and wrap-up |

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Tone & Style

• Loose, raunchy, deeply personal — Peyton and Cam talk openly about defeats, wins, and weirdness, never shying away from TMI moments.
• Relentless ribbing — They poke fun at themselves and each other, especially on topics like hygiene, relationships, and group mishaps.
• Conversational and unscripted — Tangents fly, but always circle back to the friends’ unique chemistry and dynamic storytelling.

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In Summary

This episode offers classic You Should Know Podcast gold: unapologetic honesty, deeply embarrassing confessions, and off-the-wall debates, all filtered through Peyton and Cam’s brotherly friendship. The stories range from heartbreak and tour bus antics to why kids shouldn’t keep their high school mascots in their bios and who can survive the “World’s Hottest Popcorn Challenge.” Add in the chaotic presence of K. Rob and signature over-sharing, and it’s a wild, hilarious ride for new listeners or diehard fans alike.

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Secret Code (for comments): "World’s Hottest Popcorn"

Transcript

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Woohoo.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

The ball.

[Peyton]

Hey, we had an absolute demolition. Hit it.

[K. Rob]

Give me that, give me that clapper.

[Peyton]

I don't know if that was good, Cam. I don't know if that was what we should have done.

[Cam]

I tried to give you a little blood flow in the southern hemisphere for the audio listeners.

[Peyton]

Cam just tried to be Batista.

[Cam]

I tried Dave Batista. Not actor Dave Batista, but Batista Bomb, Spine busters Spear Punjabi prison match against the Great Khali, you know, did you see Batista got ranked did you fart on my mic?

[Peyton]

No, sir, I wasn't on. I was never on there today. Who was on the. You were on there today.

[Cam]

Some does not smell good here. Like, I'm like, really? If you pulled out a fart spray prank three minutes into the episode, I'd be like, it's gonna be a long night.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, that wasn't me.

[Cam]

No. Some snake. No.

[Peyton]

So you want to know what it is you genuinely on. Jesus. You want to know what it is? It's you.

[Cam]

It's not.

[Peyton]

It's because you burp into the mic, like, so much. No. And that is years and years of buildup of lactic acid.

[Cam]

Because, listen, I. Like you said, I burp into the mic all the time.

[Peyton]

All the time.

[Cam]

All the time. I never get the cinch. This is like bunghole.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

It's like someone pooed it. It's like drone farted.

[Peyton]

I don't know. Pierce gets here pretty early. He might have got a little pleasure.

[Cam]

Session before she's like that mother. Hey, everybody.

[Peyton]

Welcome back to you podcast. We had co host Cam back in the studio. Hey, listen, frame from throwing, huh? Hi, Cam. How are you doing, Bob? Tour's over, man. The domestic leg of the tour is over. In real life, it is pretty wild.

[Cam]

That is absolutely crazy. A little sad, man. Little. First off, we will do a deep dive on Patreon and the Quality Club. You know, you always get that. But little teaser. We both said, we're gonna shed a thug tier. Not a.

[Peyton]

Not a tear. I was like, not a drop of shit.

[Cam]

We went back, said.

[Peyton]

Like, pour the shots.

[Cam]

Yeah, where's the tequila?

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah. That was 100% not as sad as I thought it would be.

[Cam]

Definitely. And you know what? You wanna know what it is?

[Peyton]

The crowd.

[Cam]

No, no, that is a good crowd. Houston had a great crowd.

[Peyton]

Houston was great.

[Cam]

It was the fact that it was. It wasn't a first. We literally had a tour last year ended at the same place.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And that was when I started crying for no reason. Like, you could. You wouldn't. You didn't know that. I, like, the tour ended or like someone passed.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it was strange. It was strange.

[Cam]

A little creepy.

[Peyton]

I think it was the dusty residue that came back up. You never got to mourn that. That liverless dog. And it just all came up.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Missing something, though.

[Cam]

That was my cat, Sammy.

[Peyton]

Sammy.

[Cam]

Severe liver disease.

[Peyton]

Dusty just had the.

[Cam]

Dusty just had the milk glazed eyeballs, this sharp rib cage, and you grab them.

[Peyton]

He was real stiff.

[Cam]

Very stiff.

[Peyton]

Dude, I have some.

[Cam]

Almost like a. Like, mortified.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

It's like post humorous already. Stuff with balm.

[Peyton]

I used to say post hummus, but that was not it.

[Cam]

That is nowhere near it. Post hummus.

[Peyton]

Because I remember when Pop Smoke died, they dropped the post Hummus album, and I said, I don't know if that's the right thing to say.

[Cam]

I genuinely cannot hear the words pop smoke.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And not think about what Pierce said to me that one day. What did Pierce say, bro, I didn't know you liked Pop Smoke. I go, I mean, he's all right. Like, he's not my top five. You have RIP Poppy in your bio. Like, you love him a lot. I said, that's my grandpa that died. Yeah.

[Peyton]

The fact that you had a. The fact that he thought you had a Pop Smoke memoir in your bio.

[Cam]

Is in my Instagram bio. Not like a singular post. Like, it's there every time you look at it.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And he thought that was for Pop Smoke.

[Peyton]

Is there anything in people's Instagram bios that shouldn't be there?

[Cam]

Oh, man. I can get into some dark territory.

[Peyton]

Let's. Let's tear the line. Is there anything in people's Instagram bio that genuinely makes you mad?

[Cam]

I don't give a. When you graduated high school, if you're past 21 years old. I literally don't care if you. If I see something that says PHS 2012. Yeah, 12, I'm like, no, no.

[Peyton]

If you have anything from high school, it's school related. One year out of college, you're. You're.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

Actually, if you're enrolled in college of anything in high school, even in your Instagram, not even your bio.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You're. You're. You're doing.

[Cam]

You are in undergrad class.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And I can do one finger swipe and see you wearing a letterman.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You need to give it up. Like, it's. Hey, be the big dog on the new campus.

[Peyton]

Dude, there is. I remember back in the day, I got cheated on one time, right? And I did my little FBI research, and I'm fine getting cheated on if you're going up. If you're cheating on me. Going scaling up. I get it. Right?

[Cam]

Really?

[Peyton]

Yeah, I remember. Yeah. No, it's not like I remember one time I got cheated on and the guy had a Rolex, and I was like, I get it. I couldn't afford a Rolex. This was way back when.

[Cam]

No, but that's why you bought them.

[Peyton]

I got so many Rolexes just to be like, like that? No, but I remember I stalked and I found the dude she was cheating on me with. I looked. He was. He was like 27 or something like that. I look in his Instagram bio. Huddle highlights in there?

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Now, I was more mad at the choice of man than the action of what you're doing.

[Cam]

If I don't need to see you, your best plays at inside linebacker when you are currently working for J.P. morgan.

[Peyton]

Exactly.

[Cam]

I don't. I don't need to see you in shoulder.

[Peyton]

There is a guy on the sideline with like. Like a. Like a telephone. He had to like that too. That's how old those puddle highlights were. No, it was under 720p. I could tell you.

[Cam]

Okay, you just sparked something. Yeah, that. That a friend of ours. I'm not going to say the name because they said not to. A friend of ours told me something this weekend about me. Oh, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

I have so many.

[Cam]

So much scared. No, don't say no. Not about you. Relax about them. O completely, completely disagree. And I think you are on the opposite spectrum based on what you just said.

[Peyton]

So a friend told you something that you disagree with?

[Cam]

A friend told me that they look at their ex's tiktoks for motivation. Now I said that's complete cringe.

[Peyton]

No, no. You've never got your heart broke. That's the best fuel of all time. Oh my God. There would be a. I go one up than that. There'd be a time I would get back with her knowing that she's going to break my heart just to get the inspiration.

[Cam]

You're like, I've been in a slum. I need. I need a spike.

[Peyton]

I have no motivation right now.

[Cam]

I need to hurt so you being so someone breaks your heart.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Someone breaks your heart.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And when you need to really get up and go to the gym, really make something. Oh, yeah, you're gonna go to her TikTok.

[Peyton]

It's the forbidden pre workout.

[Cam]

And you get. Oh, my God. 600 milligrams caffeine.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

That's Beta Alanine out there sitting there. No, that's Cam.

[Peyton]

And after the Nashville show.

[Cam]

Yeah, that's me after a good LeBron James highlight video.

[Peyton]

Oh, that's a cradle.

[Cam]

After the. After the national show.

[Peyton]

If Taylor Holder gives it to you, say no. Yeah. That was a night.

[Cam]

So before. Like you're serious.

[Peyton]

I'm so serious. I think that is the best.

[Cam]

I think that is cringy and irky as hell.

[Peyton]

There is no motivation. No better motivation. A man can get than a heartbreak.

[Cam]

That's utter.

[Peyton]

Dude, you. That is. That's the number one. What else? As a man, what you want to do some. You go to some Instagram rules and see other bigger dudes. I don't care.

[Cam]

No, you have a seed, and then you look into the eyes of something that's half you. I would.

[Peyton]

You want me to go have a child to go get a good chest?

[Cam]

No, I'm saying that a heartbreak is not the number one for the whole of your life.

[Peyton]

Cam.

[Cam]

If I have a kid moment, maybe. If you have a kid, I would literally go to the top of the Empire State Building and.

[Peyton]

No. No, I'm saying. No. I thought we talked about the gym.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

I thought you talking about the gym.

[Cam]

No, you just said motivation.

[Peyton]

No, because you said.

[Cam]

No, they just said for motivation, not to live for life.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, that's. Okay. Now we're in some dangerous territory.

[Cam]

I thought you were like, dude, hell yeah.

[Peyton]

Well, I'm gonna. I'll be honest. This whole podcast was built off the back of a bad heartbreak. Can I. Can I. Can I say that none of this would happen if I didn't see that video?

[Cam]

Oh, no. It wasn't even through the grapevine.

[Peyton]

Oh, it started in the grapevine, and then somebody was like. And then my. I don't believe it. And they're like.

[Cam]

They said, well, here's 720 pixels, iPhone 8.

[Peyton]

Right?

[Cam]

I was like, I don't believe it.

[Peyton]

All it took was this. And I was like, no. Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Cam]

No, no. What are you just writing?

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Peyton, I do think heartbreak is the best motivation in the world.

[Cam]

No, I don't think. Get over and grow up.

[Peyton]

And I think a kid is the opposite of that. If I have a kid, I'm losing myself. I'm gonna be honest.

[Cam]

No, you'll. You'll lose yourself in certain.

[Peyton]

But I'll have no motivation for me. I'll have motivation for them.

[Cam]

Not true.

[Peyton]

I'll be like. I'm gonna be. Oh, man, how much tequila gets into. And short ribs and. Dude, I'm. I'm gonna lose it. Are you kidding me?

[Cam]

You're gonna go to the crib, your baby's crying, you're like, oh, yeah. Hush, little baby. You're just. You're dressed. Don't you cry. Mama's gonna bring a shot.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Cam]

I. Now, I. I will be honest. I will be honest. I have not. I have not shared a heartbreak anywhere near. I had a very, very, very, very mild case, so I can't fully.

[Peyton]

That was your fault, though.

[Cam]

Can't. No, it's not. Very mild case, but there's no. How long now? Okay, real question. How long do you allow this heartbreak to cripple you? Are you okay right now?

[Peyton]

No. The right eye is blurry. The right eye is blurry. What's your question?

[Cam]

How long as a man can you allow.

[Peyton]

You don't know what.

[Cam]

I got a heartbreak. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, I do. I've seen it.

[Peyton]

One to two.

[Cam]

I've said it's. It's nine.

[Peyton]

He's talking about my genitalia.

[Cam]

Oh, God. Nine out of ten looks. Nine out of ten looks.

[Peyton]

How much on the feel?

[Cam]

Huh? On the feel? Got some weight. The amount of comments.

[Peyton]

Got a backbone.

[Cam]

The amount of comments every single week. Like, dude, I. I actually do think they're. And I'm Just like I. I'm waiting.

[Peyton]

For the day that somebody makes some smut about me and Cam. Oh, no, I want some Cam and Peyton smut.

[Cam]

You just said that. Yeah, on the Internet.

[Peyton]

There actually is. There is that one website that I'm not gonna give any light to, but I check it like bi monthly. They scare me over there on that website. It is. Honestly, it is. Is nasty. Wait till I get a hold of cj.

[Cam]

I think you. I think you have. You have like a cyber security weird little wheelhouse you got up here that you hide from everyone else.

[Peyton]

What do you mean?

[Cam]

You don't let others get into that. Yeah, but you. You know some websites and you know how to get things done via the www.

[Peyton]

No, I don't think I know to get things done. I know to find what I want.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. Like I would never know some of these things.

[Peyton]

I google myself, though. I found that because I found that because I googled myself.

[Cam]

That. That website. Yes, you showed me, popped up when you just enter in your name.

[Peyton]

Enter my name. And then I hit images and there was one that was blurred out and I was like, why is that blurred out? And then I found it and I was like, wow, they need help.

[Cam]

And. God.

[Peyton]

Do you google yourself?

[Cam]

No, I never google myself.

[Peyton]

You've never googled yourself?

[Cam]

No, it's a pale white haired guy with the same name that starred in My Baby Cities. My babysitter's a vampire. But now it's starting to pop up. Me too, but just me in an Arkansas Tech jersey like this in a nasty triple threat. I'm like, do you think it's weird.

[Peyton]

That I chronically google myself?

[Cam]

I don't think it's weird.

[Peyton]

Is that a problem, though?

[Cam]

It's not a. It's not a problem. I think that there's a reason. I think, like. I think. What's the reason? I think you're just waiting for one day. It's like. You're like. It's a manifestation.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You're constantly googling yourself for the day you do Google and it goes four. It's 30 under 30. And you're just sitting. You're going to sit back and go like this. I remember the times I used to Google and it was just me and my johnson. Like, I think that's why you do it, because there's actually no reason.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is. See what they're talking about?

[Cam]

Who's they? You just have. You just have little writers that just follow your every move.

[Peyton]

No, just see what the world's talking about.

[Cam]

But what's new? Like, it's the same articles, it's the same pictures, it's the same website. That's what I'm saying. I do it one time, I'm good for four years, dude. I'll wait for something to pop off, then go check, and it'll be the same vampire. Him. I'm gone. Like, I can't. You are lucky you have the name of only you.

[Peyton]

That's true.

[Cam]

There's other paid hardens, but you are the only of status pain.

[Peyton]

Dude, the only thing that sucks is I'll google myself and I'll see my grandma's obituary. And it's like, right by the blurred picture of me naked. And it's just like. And I'm just like, meemaw doesn't deserve that. You know what I mean? She deserves a better spot in the Internet than right by my Johnson.

[Cam]

Now, we've laughed. We've laughed at some grandma jokes. Yeah. When I tell you, I actually just kind of bit down on my tongue with my back left molar. Why that one? That was too much for me.

[Peyton]

You think so?

[Cam]

I cannot laugh at your grandma being next to your Blair Johnson. I can't do it. And the fact that's not even her. It's just. Is it a sheet of paper, like the little booklet?

[Peyton]

It's the picture. Like, the picture of the booklet from the obituary.

[Cam]

Can we talk about obituaries and the fact that some public school teachers need to be fired?

[Peyton]

What do you mean?

[Cam]

When people would skip school or whatever, they'd skip school and they'd try to pull out an excuse that, oh, they can't touch this. I'm going to my grandma's funeral. And the teacher would double down and go, bring me the booklet.

[Peyton]

What the school did you go to? That has never happened a day in my life.

[Cam]

That didn't happen, y'. All.

[Peyton]

First of all, there wasn't a. A move in my school of like, hey, if you want to skip school, blame it on your dead grandma's funeral.

[Cam]

Well, now, that never happened to my school personally. I never did it. I literally have a friend that said they were missing a lot of school and they skipped again for another reason.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And they got asked this time. He said, I'm going to my grandma's funeral. And his teacher not. Not an admin, Not a principal, not the superintendent, a literal, like, science teacher said, all right, bring me back the memorial paper and you'll. It'll be an accounted absence.

[Peyton]

I don't think that's a problem. I think that's the right thing to do.

[Cam]

I think that's illegal. Why?

[Peyton]

That's not illegal at all.

[Cam]

That is absolutely not the right thing to do.

[Peyton]

How? Cuz kids can just lie every day and say, my, somebody's dead, I'm going to their funeral, and then they're just out of school.

[Cam]

I get that.

[Peyton]

It's the same thing as a doc. What's the difference between that and a doctor's note?

[Cam]

First off, a doctor's note says you went to the doctor. Doesn't say what you got. Doesn't say anything.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

I am not bringing you a picture of my dead grandma and her favorite hymns that we sang in the local newspaper of Denton Times in her article that says she is left by Cameron Kennedy, grandson of little Elton. You're not getting that.

[Peyton]

Why?

[Cam]

That is way too valuable and way too personal.

[Peyton]

Bring a picture of you at the funeral.

[Cam]

What if I just wanted to play Call of Duty and skip?

[Peyton]

Then. Then that's where the problem becomes. You understand? Right? That's where the problem lies.

[Cam]

That. No, that is literally like you calling out for work for being sick. And then your boss says, bring me a doctor's note.

[Peyton]

Yes, that's wrong with that.

[Cam]

You can't do that.

[Peyton]

I think that's the whole point of doctor's notes.

[Cam]

Oh, you haven't had enough, hr you have. You haven't had enough.

[Peyton]

Wait, wait. Every time I had to leave the school for something, I had to have proof of why I was leaving the school.

[Cam]

That's because you were young and it was mainly for the parents. You talking about school and I'm talking about death. I'm not talking about a stomach bug or a drop of a DLC in a video game.

[Peyton]

I think you're wrong about that.

[Cam]

So if I as the boss, if I said, hey, I'm sick, you're gonna make me show you I'm sick?

[Peyton]

I am solely in here.

[Cam]

I.

[Peyton]

Not this. That doesn't count for here. Y' all do whatever y' all want.

[Cam]

Okay, let's imagine you worked somewhere else.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And you go, I am sick.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you.

[Cam]

You have a right to take off.

[Peyton]

You have.

[Cam]

You have hours. You go, hey, I can't come in today. My stomach is crazy.

[Peyton]

Well, that's different because you have it. You have specific hours, and that's different. You have hours of time off and all that and sick days. That's different.

[Cam]

That's.

[Peyton]

You were bringing up school and you're bringing it to work now. It's different. School is different than work.

[Cam]

But school is our work when we're that young.

[Peyton]

But the rules are different. And you understand that. Go. Pay to God. That's. That's bad. I don't get no love from the fourth camera. And we got new chairs. Right of applause for the new chairs.

[Cam]

Red velvet chairs that lit.

[Peyton]

Audio listeners, you can't see, but we definitely have Blue or Blues Clues.

[Cam]

Blue's Clues had a red chair.

[Peyton]

The big red chair that Steve used to sit on. Y' all are not cultured at all.

[Cam]

Blues, blue. Big red chair.

[Peyton]

Steve from Blue's Clues had a big red chair that he. His thinking chair.

[Cam]

It was his thinking chair. Dude. That whole show creeped me out from.

[Peyton]

Being that I had seven birthdays in a row of Blue's Clues.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, I had seven years.

[Peyton]

I think so. Yeah. You could go about seven years of my life. And there's no. I think around. I think I'll say five. I think six. I was dressed as Peyton Manning. I think I went to. I went to. I went to Academy and I got one of those see through. I'm pretty sure it was a stripper jersey that they were like clubs or something. Or like strip clubs. Yeah, it was like a mesh net, but I think it was cheaper. And then I remember my mom got like these big, like blue numbers and she ironed one and eight and she put Manning on the back. And I went to an indoor soccer stadium and played football with my friends.

[Cam]

Why the are you dressing up for your birthday?

[Peyton]

Y' all don't dress up for yalls birthdays, not Halloween. I think dressing up as. I think every kid dressed up for their birthday. No, you look at me. Look at me.

[Cam]

I never dressed up for a birthday. It's me. It's my birthday. It's Cameron Kennedy's birthday, not Peyton Manna.

[Peyton]

No, but this isn't Halloween.

[Cam]

I'm not dressing up or something. It's. Hey, come to my party. It's NFL theme party. I'm not the quarterback for the.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. But as a kid.

[Cam]

Cameron, you're celebrating Cameron.

[Peyton]

Okay, I'm not saying like on your 21st birthday, you're dressing up as like Queen Latifah. That's weird. I'm saying as a kid, whenever your birthdays are themed of like Yu Gi. Oh, Harry Potter. I dressed up every year for my birthday. Oh, based off the theme, weirdo. No, no, everybody did that. No, that's the point of a themed party.

[Cam]

No, the party. You just said it. The party's themed.

[Peyton]

Dress up in Your best birthday.

[Cam]

It's not Yugi's birthday. It's your birthday.

[Peyton]

But I'm Yugi today.

[Cam]

No, you're.

[Peyton]

I can be whatever.

[Cam]

You don't disrespect him. You do not love him enough to talk about him. No, I had a Yu. Gi. Oh. Party. There's cards, there's plates. There was the thing over the table. Yeah, I didn't go get red and yellow hair and wear a dual disc.

[Peyton]

Well, funding wasn't the best.

[Cam]

In your house, you got a mesh net and your mom ironed numbers on it. Peyton Manning. Talk about funding.

[Peyton]

Okay, wait. I think I can go to every adolescent birthday I've ever had, and I can name them. Like, I remember had a magic birthday. Like a magic. Like, magic trick. And I dressed up as a magician. I had a big top hat. I remember I had a basketball birthday party. I dressed up as a basketball player, a football. Dressed up as Peyton Manning. Blues Clues. I was. Steve.

[Cam]

I'm telling you, you had two Halloweens a year. You lived a different childhood. You had a Halloween in October and a Halloween in February.

[Peyton]

This is the first time I'm hearing of people not dressing up. Like, I was fully expecting to walk into Malachi's first birthday. And he's in a costume.

[Cam]

No, no, he's one. He's. He might be in some cute little thing, but he's not. It's not a costume. You don't wear costumes for your birthday.

[Peyton]

So when he has his Uncle P birthday, you get him a little fake beard.

[Cam]

Yeah, same as you.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

She had her birthday. It was a princess birthday.

[Peyton]

And she dressed up as a princess.

[Cam]

No, she had a dress on.

[Peyton]

As a princess.

[Cam]

No, she had a dress on. She.

[Peyton]

But did she feel like a princess?

[Cam]

She felt like a princess because she.

[Peyton]

Was in a princess dress. You didn't put that in blue jeans, did you?

[Cam]

My third birthday, I was wearing a red T shirt with a Walkman on.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

My parents, like, oh, no Walkman. I was like.

[Peyton]

Your parents, like, raised you to be 50. Like, their whole thing was for Cam to get to 50 years old. And that's. That's what Cam is striving to be like.

[Cam]

Dog. You dressed up. That's weird.

[Peyton]

I think everybody dressed up on their birthday.

[Cam]

P. I think you are, like, like, honorably mistaken, though. Like, I love that for you, and I love the creativity. I love your parents. I never wore a costume unless it was October 31st.

[Peyton]

I think I would. If I had the capabilities to as a kid, I would have wore a costume every day.

[Cam]

Oh, no, I believe that. I believe that. You furry little.

[Peyton]

I had like, I had every. Every costume I could have. I had it like I dressed. You never had a spider man birthday and dressed up as spider Man.

[Cam]

I literally had a spider man.

[Peyton]

But did you dress up as Spider Man?

[Cam]

I wore a Hawaiian shirt. I wore a button up Hawaiian shirt. And I said, hey, look at Spider Man. I say, y', all, y' all have fun. Spider man party. Here's your goodie bag. Get out.

[Peyton]

Dude, that's so strange because if I ever a kid, they're dressing up. You should know, Podcast this episode is brought to you by Factor Meals. Between busy schedules and summer plans, sometimes all I've got is a couple minutes.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

You did now. Okay, now, I'm not a psychiatrist.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I'm not a philanthropist or a philosopher.

[Peyton]

You're not much of a PhD.

[Cam]

But there's. There's something behind that. There's something behind that. We need to figure it out.

[Peyton]

This leads into a question I have.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Ask it.

[Peyton]

What do you think my mental age is?

[Cam]

Oh, you're now you're first off, you're split. You're the guy from split. You are multiple people.

[Peyton]

I might have multiple sclerosis.

[Cam]

You're even kill, like lukewarm. Just. Just Thursday, right there. What did you just say you had multiple sclerosis?

[Peyton]

I meant to say mixed personality disorder, but I.

[Cam]

But what'd you say?

[Peyton]

Multiple sclerosis. And that's a disease. No, I know, and I don't know.

[Cam]

You might have that. You might have plaque psoriasis. You might have mesothelioma spina bifida. You have it all, dog. You might have. You're the run of the mill. You walk up, dog, and then you go, whoa. They go, give me back up, give me back up. They strap you down here. It's like.

[Peyton]

Dog, imagine what I'm going to look like if I make it to 72. Like, imagine what I look.

[Cam]

Honestly going to be adorable. You as a seven, you're going to be bald as big glasses, gut hanging off, but you're going to be dripped out. You're going to be that old. Your teeth.

[Peyton]

Oh, the veneers will come through, though, okay?

[Cam]

Three of them, just like. But you would be that cute grandpa, where hopefully your grandkids would be like, oh, thank you, papa. And you go, all right, now go ahead and pour me a little thing of brandy before you leave.

[Peyton]

I feel like I'm gonna look like, go ahead.

[Cam]

No, put out my stogie. Pour some brandy. Get out of here now. WWE's coming on. It's John Cena's grandson's 40th match tonight, boys.

[Peyton]

I feel like I'm gonna look like that one ugly gray dog that's got the tongue that hangs out.

[Cam]

Oh, I feel like. Look like to your mental age, right, with your splits, your even kill lukewarm. You are right where you're supposed to be. You're 26, really. You get. You get easily entertained by some things. You also have some deep thoughts. Like, you're in that middle ground of building to be a human.

[Peyton]

That means a lot. I never think you'd say that.

[Cam]

Now, there's two other sides. And these are the. These are the polar opposite, really. Now when you are overly happy, things are going good. It doesn't. And it really does. Let's just be honest. Maybe one. I can't remember the last once a month.

[Peyton]

Can't remember the last time I was overly happy. Everything is. Everything's gray, man.

[Cam]

Okay, so when you're overly happy, you immediately revert to like 11 years old, right? You like, you want to go buy a toy and like, oh, let me get. Make the McDouble. Have fun. Let's go. Let's go play and do things. Let's just. Let's just kick stuff around because we can, like you. You've been quoted saying this 26 year old.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Just mess it up. Because we can, like you, become a rock star. Yeah. Now when you're sad, when you're in them deep, dark trenches, boy, you're a tyrant. You literally become Fidel Castro. Like, you are. You are immediately 50 years old with a vengeance towards everyone.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

People that are in your corner, people that you love, you were just like. And it's. That's just who you are. And you gotta grow.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You have to grow with you to understand it and understand. Okay, he'll be okay. He'll be okay. But yeah, you are all at once. You're 12.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

26, 50.

[Peyton]

I think that's. I think. I think that's why I'm so well rounded. It's because I have all of that in me. I think I spend most of the time in the adolescent range until y' all ran on my parade. Like, I feel like I'm overly happy a lot. And then y' all come through and they are like, oh, pain's weird. Oh, you look at. Look at his back when he bends over. Like, it's like nothing to make me feel good. Why would you laugh so hard? Like, y'. All, anytime I get my, like, once every six months happiness. And y' all like, like it's bad.

[Cam]

No. First off, but you, you pick your pockets of happiness at just time.

[Peyton]

Oh, I have no control.

[Cam]

It's 5:45 in the morning. You're like, dude, you want to show my. It's just like. It's like my eyes aren't even open. My eyes aren't open. Yeah, you're growing. Talking about, hey, hold my butt, hold my for me.

[Peyton]

Like, I'll be like, you want to rate each other's feet? Like, we'll like, do that.

[Cam]

Let me cuddle and scratch you with my big toe. Get out of here, weirdo.

[Peyton]

That makes me happy. But then y shut me down at.

[Cam]

3Pm when other people hit their little. Oh, it's almost. It's almost the end of the day. We got some done. Oh, let's do it, boys. You're like this. Everyone go home. I don't want to see your face. I don't want to. I don't want to even think of you till next Tuesday, get out of here. And you're. And that's you. And I'm just like, what the. I call you? Yeah, maybe it's. Oh, bro, you want to hop on a game?

[Peyton]

You never call me for that. You.

[Cam]

Only because you always shoot it down.

[Peyton]

You know, you call me. Cam calls me. Cam calls me because he wants something or Malachi's doing something. Now. I'm always happy with the Malachi calls. 99 of the time when I get a phone call from Cam or Liv, I just hope that I don't see either of their faces, and it's Malachi going.

[Cam]

Okay, when you call me and I answer, what does it sound like.

[Peyton]

When I call you?

[Cam]

When you FaceTime me and I answer the phone, what do I say?

[Peyton]

I'll answer. You'll answer. You go. Not looking at me. You'll go, yeah, yeah. Hold on. Yeah, guys. And I'm gonna go over there, too, later. Wait, what? You say, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll spend two and a half minutes looking at you, and you won't speak to me. Okay, that's exactly what will happen.

[Cam]

Okay, that's fair. This is you. Oh, it's Peyton. Or. No, no, actually, I'm calling you.

[Peyton]

Sorry.

[Cam]

I'm calling you.

[Peyton]

So you're Peyton?

[Cam]

Yeah, I'm you.

[Peyton]

What the.

[Cam]

Do you want? What do you want? What right now? You literally have four seconds. I'm getting off. All right? Speak now or literally don't talk to me. How am I supposed to come with. Oh, p. I love you so much when your opening statement is, what the. Do you want?

[Peyton]

I do think. Do you think you don't have any responsibility over that? Because. Let's take it back to Nashville. Let's take it back to Nashville. What? We went to Nashville this last week, right? We went to the street called Broadway.

[Cam]

We did.

[Peyton]

Now, let me just break down Nashville real quick. If you don't know what Broadway is, basically, it's a street full of bars. It's just a great place to bar hop, listen to live white music. It is a. It's a beautiful place, right? It's fantastic. Now, you, like, on. On one hand, you can count all the ethnic people on that street. You know, Pierce was like, pierce, like, can we stay here next time? Like, that's. That's how bad it was.

[Cam]

Company movement. Company movement.

[Peyton]

Now, I. I was in my bag on Broadway. Like, I love. I love drinking. I love having a good time. Before I get into what Cam did, let me say, there's not that many people getting married in Nashville. Now there is. The amount of bridal parties on Broadway is a sin.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. No, it is. It is. It is pure.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You think everyone in the country that's getting married has to go to Nashville. Like, that's where you get your marriage passport papers.

[Peyton]

I think what it's starting to be is a bunch of these people just want to vacation to Nashville, but they need an excuse. They're like, I'll marry this guy.

[Cam]

Yeah. And then, no, I'm not gonna go look at the shirtless cowboy and do a honky tonk off six shots of Rumple.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I look.

[Cam]

I ever do that.

[Peyton]

I look so at some of the brides, and I was like, there's no way somebody locked that down. Like, wanted to spend the rest of their days with that.

[Cam]

She's like, yeah, I'm getting married. I'm like, what the. Like, which one of you and the bride? She's like, me. I'm like, is the groom Shrek? Father, forgive me.

[Peyton]

I mean, it's what happened. But we were on Nashville. We were on Broadway, and I was excited. I was having a good time. Cam was in one of those weird bags that he gets. And we all know that weird bag that Cam gets in.

[Cam]

No, we know the weird bag. I was not in a weird bag.

[Peyton]

In a weird bag where you don't know if he's upset or he's mad. It's like. And me and Pierce say yes or no. Is Cam being a little weird towards PETA? We say that all tour, right?

[Cam]

Yes. They rage bait. The piss.

[Peyton]

It's not a rage bait. That's how we see. Look how he talks to me.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Yeah, look how he talks to me. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

I wanna. Oh, I almost did. Oh, that was deep. Whoa. That's probably the deepest I've ever been. That was a little scary. That's how you know I'm not about it for real.

[Peyton]

You said that to me that one time.

[Cam]

Oh, no. I legit think I broke my skin.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

I did that to you?

[Peyton]

You said that to me one time. Oh, well, we were on Broadway, right? And I'm in. When I get in my adventures bag, I wanted to go do some rock and roll, right? Yeah, I want to go do something. Like, I want to go jump off some. Break a window.

[Cam]

Like.

[Peyton]

Like, that's my fun. When I. When I'm finally happy, I wait months to finally feel joy. And so I finally feel this joy on Broadway in Nashville. I see in the middle of the street, this bus drive by. Now it's not just a regular bus. It is a school bus. Right. That they gut it out. The middle's all gone. You. There's no roof. There's no side. It's just a front where the driver is and, like, a back. All the middle is exposed. No seats in there.

[Cam]

It looked like a fortnight battle bus.

[Peyton]

Yes. And there's. There's girls dancing, drinking. Some gargoyle brides in there eating some.

[Cam]

You get on the bus. She's like, welcome. Like, your seat's in the back. Just like.

[Peyton]

Wow me. Wow. My seat's in the back.

[Cam]

I was talking about me on the bus.

[Peyton]

Be careful.

[Cam]

I was talking.

[Peyton]

Get to the black.

[Cam]

Get your black.

[Peyton]

Oh. But I told Cam. I said, cam, I want to get on the bus. That would be really fun. Cam goes, not a chance in hell. I get on that bus, and immediately my mood is ruined.

[Cam]

That. Okay, first off, that's how you treat me.

[Peyton]

And I don't think you understand that.

[Cam]

That is not me treating you back. Listen, you wanted to go on a Fortnite battle bus with monsters in downtown Nashville. And we know only God knows where the bus is driving. They don't have a route on the side. They go straight to a cliff.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No clue. I was enjoying the bars. That you were also enjoying that you picked the bars.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So you have set this precedent I have followed. I like it. We're having a great time, right? You hit a 180, dude, let's go take a brick and break into a place.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, maybe not. Let's just get on that bus.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And I go, hey, personal opinion. Don't really want to get on the nasty, big, little metal bus. It's gonna be hot. Don't know what drink exactly, but that's not fun.

[Peyton]

Right? We're on this last two shows. We wanna have fun.

[Cam]

That's just me. The same way. Now, what if I said, dude, I really feel like hooping right now. Let's go get some fives on, man.

[Peyton]

That doesn't.

[Cam]

Let's go to kbs. That we can play.

[Peyton]

We did do that. Why not Again, he didn't invite us.

[Cam]

Exactly. But what if I said, what if I do? Let's go to a video game bar and compete. That's gonna be. I. I tried to go play drunk UFC for Two.

[Peyton]

Are you. Are you kidding? I tried to do that in Dunedin. I tried to go to a video game bar and play video games in the middle of the day. And y' all two are like, I'm going back and I'm taking a nap. Cam wanted to go get that massage we talked about by that captive woman that we talked about on Patreon.

[Cam]

First off, if the Duna Dean. What? The needing. Whatever. If Dunedin had a video game bar.

[Peyton]

Did. It was.

[Cam]

Probably had an Atari in it.

[Peyton]

No, it was.

[Cam]

There's no way they had a PlayStation, let alone an Xbox, let alone a PC.

[Peyton]

No, it was this bar. You walked into it and like, you know, regular bars, you sit around, people were sitting there drinking beers, but each seat had a controller and there were screens on there, and then there was arcade machines all around the back. It was sick. And I invited y', all, but all you wanted to do is get rubbed on by a hostage. I don't know what you wanted to do. Touch yourself at 8am I don't know.

[Cam]

Okay, first, like, I don't know.

[Peyton]

This is where I travel with.

[Cam]

It's like, oh, no, no, no, no. Because you have done the exact same thing. You have done the exact same thing.

[Peyton]

What do you mean?

[Cam]

But when it's us, boo. Everyone sucks. Everyone hates paint. Yeah, when it's you, it's oops. Oops. Boston. We were all supposed to go out and eat dinner.

[Peyton]

First of all, I don't want to go out anywhere in Boston. I didn't feel safe. No one in Boston liked me.

[Cam]

We were supposed to go out and you said, no, I'm gonna doordash. And then we said, what the hell? That was the vibe for everyone. You even said it and you go, mind change Doordash on the way y' all go.

[Peyton]

When? No.

[Cam]

That was Boston.

[Peyton]

Wait, what happened in Boston? Explain it after a show before. I don't understand.

[Cam]

It was so. It was the day before the show because the Boston was the first of that leg. So we got there the night before. Next day was the show. We got there. We were all chilling, whatever. Supposed to go out and eat.

[Peyton]

Okay, I don't remember this.

[Cam]

We ended up going to McDonald's. Remember? We were supposed to go to rest, y'.

[Peyton]

All. We were supposed to yalls fault because. No, we had done. No, no, listen. We had done something that whole day. Yeah, we had done something that whole day. And then I was curating, trying to figure out what we're gonna do and all. Like, what we're going to go eat. I was involved in the planning of that. I said, yes. I said, let's. Let's go eat. And then y' all have no spines and no backbones. When I was offering stuff, y' all were just ignoring me. And I was texting in the group message, where are we gonna eat? Where are we gonna eat? Y' all are gonna.

[Cam]

It was.

[Peyton]

That's a lie. No, we can go look. We can look. No, it was like 15.

[Cam]

No, it's not 15.

[Peyton]

It was.

[Cam]

But first. Or not. But first off, you were there.

[Peyton]

People.

[Cam]

People were getting ready people. No one.

[Peyton]

Okay. But the thing is, no one was responding to me. No one. Then that's the problem. And so I was hungry, and I already don't really like y' all that much. And so I was like, I'm going to go eat by myself.

[Cam]

That's crazy.

[Peyton]

And then y' all ended and.

[Cam]

No, it's not.

[Peyton]

Why? It's because y' all do wanted to smoke.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

Were y' all not high? That hap.

[Cam]

That happened regardless. We were.

[Peyton]

Thank you. Yeah, y' all wanted to smoke.

[Cam]

That happened regardless, though. We. The plan was we're all gonna go eat. And then because people didn't respond immediately to you, you said, ah. Doordashing, don't care.

[Peyton]

It's okay.

[Cam]

Get on a dirty metal bus it's the end of the world and I suck and I'm in a mood. Is K. Is Peter B. Is. Can't be.

[Peyton]

Well, it's different, cuz Cams on a seafood diet.

[Cam]

You know, I was forced to answer my door. Answer my door shirtless the other day at my house.

[Peyton]

I like how he didn't even acknowledge the seafood diet.

[Cam]

No, that was fantastic. I. I'm a hungry gal.

[Peyton]

Like, I. Oh, you know what that is?

[Cam]

Oh, you see food, you eat it.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

No, I don't think they got it.

[Cam]

Definitely not bass and trout.

[K. Rob]

You don't think I've ever gotten that?

[Peyton]

Robbie's like, I've been said that.

[Cam]

Okay. In my. In my. My. My heavier set current state.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you're thick.

[Cam]

Yeah, I was forced.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

To my door shirtless.

[Peyton]

You force it. How you force answer a door shirtless?

[Cam]

We had a grocery delivery of three items.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. I remember. I think live told me about this three items.

[Cam]

It was water and formula and, like, a baby jar of food for the baby. Ding dong. First off, I'm in my draws like I'm in straight underwear, right? And I go, okay, just drop it.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And she doesn't leave. Ding dong. Oh, my God. Now I'm looking through the app.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

This woman hits a double ding dong.

[Peyton]

You never double ding dong.

[Cam]

Ding dong.

[Peyton]

If you double ding dong, what? The firearms come out 100%.

[Cam]

I put shorts on, but I'm Right there. So I answer the door and this woman looks at me and goes, oh, that's first thing that came out of mouth. Oh. And I went, what the. Is that? What kind of response? And then just.

[Peyton]

What the.

[Cam]

She goes, whoa, whoa. Four Ding Dongs.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I go, thanks.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Then I have to sign, which I've never had to sign for. She's using some illegal third party app. I had to sign her phone. That was just in like a notes app. I said, that's. I think that's. That's some form of illegal activity.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

I get this. As she's leaving, she takes a double take.

[Peyton]

She double takes your body?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

I mean, it's a wonder.

[Cam]

I grabbed the one bag and I go, thanks a lot. And she goes, oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

They're like. I can see his heartbeat through his nipples.

[Cam]

My nipples are. I don't think.

[Peyton]

Wait, so what's the. What's the problem that she. The problem that you had to. I don't. First of all, I don't know what having to answer your door.

[Cam]

She wasn't leaving.

[Peyton]

You could equal. You could put on a shirt. Just then what? You put on shorts.

[Cam]

But the shorts were right by the door.

[Peyton]

Put on. You could put on a shirt.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

And I have this thing. Maybe it's the way I was raised, because my dad used to answer the door. Booty, but naked. Swear to God. Mark. No, Mark would let it hang on the front door.

[Cam]

Your dad's sitting there, flaccid.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Opening.

[Cam]

I saw it. FedEx man. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Or whoever was knocking. He would check it was a girl scout. Then he'd put on some shorts.

[Cam]

Sir, can we like to offer you some thin. Your dad's just like, I'll take four bucks.

[Peyton]

No, but I'm under the guise of. I'm under the thinking if I answer my door, I can be in any state I. I want to be.

[Cam]

Now, that's true. But I'm not comfortable with my body.

[Peyton]

No. That's a personal problem.

[Cam]

That is.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So leave my baby's food on my doorstep and get out of here.

[Peyton]

And now I. I don't agree with you on that. I think you could have put on a shirt. I think. And there's one thing I think you need to accept about yourself. You look for mystery. You look for you like that little gray area you wanted to see. The reaction you're gonna get are your transparent nips.

[Cam]

Like, that's.

[Peyton]

That's the game you play. You always are in that little. Like, what are they gonna say about.

[Cam]

This that is so, so funny, but so not true.

[Peyton]

It's true.

[Cam]

I do not hunt for mystery.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you do.

[Cam]

No, I do not.

[Peyton]

You open that door that no one knows what he goes to.

[Cam]

I go, she's ding dong.

[Peyton]

And again.

[Cam]

Ding dong.

[Peyton]

Again.

[Cam]

I go. I go to the door and open it. No shot. I would argue. I would argue. That's you. That is choosing to open his door but naked.

[Peyton]

It's my door.

[Cam]

That. That. It's also my. Now your murder mystery. That is your little smut book that is being written.

[Peyton]

I really want a smut book.

[Cam]

No, you.

[Peyton]

I really.

[Cam]

Have you read it.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. There. Oh, my God. I don't want to say it. Do you remember in la, I want to say it.

[Cam]

I don't want to say, oh, yeah, yeah, we can't. But hell, that was one too. Boy, that was.

[Peyton]

There's a wicked and crazy fact that it was dedicated to.

[Cam]

Crazy dedication.

[Peyton]

You should know. Podcast this episode is brought to you by Shopify. When I started this podcast, it seemed like I had to figure it out all on my own. The scripts, the setup, filming, schedule, logos. It was super overwhelming. And every day it seemed to introduce a new decision that needed an answer. Especially when we were doing our initial merge drop. That was absolutely awful, Cam. Do you remember it?

[Cam]

Chaos. Ptsd. Every time I think about it, we.

[Peyton]

Were the POS system. We were fulfilling the orders. We were doing customer service. We're packaging it. We're. It was the worst thing ever until we found Shopify.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Turn your big business idea into. With Shopify on your side, sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shopify.com ysk go to shopify.com shopify.com ysk now on to the rest of the episode.

[Cam]

All right, we're back. And p. Yes, sir. Two days ago, I went to a grocery store. Very simple. We had to re up on groceries. Tour is over. Spent a lot of money. Way too much.

[Peyton]

I saw your vlog.

[Cam]

Way too much. Yeah, but I found some. I found a little gym, a little hidden gem. It's something you love and something I like.

[Peyton]

I'm not eating it.

[Cam]

Fused into one.

[Peyton]

I'm not eating anything.

[Cam]

Oh, we're not eating anything.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Something you love. I like. Fused together. I said, holy. What could go wrong? That's perfect. So I. I picked one up, and I bought popcorn from Hell. It's the hottest popcorn.

[Peyton]

I told you, I'm not eating anything.

[Cam]

Popcorn is literally called popcorn from hell.

[Peyton]

I'm not. Extreme microwave popcorn. Have. Have it.

[Cam]

Have it.

[Peyton]

Kicking day.

[Cam]

So there's three packs in here.

[Peyton]

Not even.

[Cam]

And as a gentleman and a beautiful broad, I was gonna allow you to pick. Oh, you're eating it. There's a spontaneous combustion kicking. Carolina Reaper or popcorn from hell.

[Peyton]

I had. Oh, no.

[Cam]

I had the Carolina dense, too.

[Peyton]

We still have an episode to record. I can't eat all this right now.

[Cam]

That's the beauty.

[Peyton]

We're not gonna be able to finish the pod.

[Cam]

Oh, we're gonna finish. We might just have a little.

[Peyton]

A little bit of delusion running through the popcorn hell.

[Cam]

The one of the flavors is literally called popcorn from hell.

[Peyton]

Okay, so. So, okay, so habanero is the least spicy. Ghost peppers medium. California reapers the most. What did I eat at the news?

[Cam]

Carolina Reaper.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I'm not doing that again.

[Cam]

Okay, so we're either going.

[Peyton]

Well, the one I pulled is Carolina Reaper. This is the world's hottest popcorn. I don't know. Jesus Christ.

[Cam]

All right.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I can smell that. It's horrible.

[Cam]

Even the scent is, like, kind of toxic.

[Peyton]

Oh, I don't. I don't. Oh, let me see it.

[Cam]

No. Now, this could actually ruin someone because that just looks like buttery popcorn. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Let's say gourmet.

[Cam]

No, no, don't put your nose on it. It. Holy. Don't put, like. Don't take a big whiff.

[Peyton]

Cam, I can't eat that.

[Cam]

But it looks good. You can't even lie.

[Peyton]

I can now. I feel like I can smell two blocks down. Open me up. That's like, a dirt tech.

[Cam]

I forgot to tell you. There's one more wrinkle.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

I'm gonna be giving you a quiz while you eat the world's hottest popcorn.

[Peyton]

My brain's already at half speed now, brother. I don't do hot.

[Cam]

About to crank you down to a quarter.

[Peyton]

Oh, God. Dude. Now, I've never seen this many black specks on a popcorn.

[Cam]

A lot of black, a lot of red. But the corn looks good.

[Peyton]

Okay, all right. Do I. Do I do. Should I pop one before the first question?

[Cam]

Let's do that. Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that. Give it a good taste test. Carolina reaper popcorn.

[Peyton]

Okay, what kind of quiz is this?

[Cam]

Simple knowledge quiz for teens.

[Peyton]

Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Gets me every time. All right, here we go.

[Cam]

Carolina reaper popcorn.

[Peyton]

Give it a couple bad things.

[Cam]

You're hungry and you love a good.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I've kept. Oh, no, I've kept it on the left side of my mouth and it's like I feel like two faced right now. This is. This is bad. Hurry, read the question.

[Cam]

Okay. What iconic company does Steve Jobs started?

[Peyton]

Apple.

[Cam]

Yes. Okay, here we go. Here we go. What is the largest mammal in the world?

[Peyton]

K. Rob.

[Cam]

No, it's a blue whale. Okay, what year was Joe Biden Elected President? 2016. Completely wrong.

[Peyton]

Here we go. Wait, am I supposed to eat it after each one that I get wrong?

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Every time you get one wrong, you eat another piece. Oh, my God. Starting now, you have to get five right in the closet. Starting now.

[Peyton]

The bad thing is I'm starving.

[Cam]

In what city can you find the Eiffel Tower? City.

[Peyton]

No way.

[Cam]

I gave you a lob. I'm trying to let you repair us. Yes. There we go.

[Peyton]

Oh, this leg is a wreck.

[Cam]

Oh, this is a guaranteed piece of popcorn. Name the five great Lakes.

[Peyton]

Just Great lakes.

[Cam]

You think one of them is an ocean?

[Peyton]

Chicago. Chicago Lake. The whole Internet said that the Chicago lake was a lake.

[Cam]

It was a lake. It's the Lake Michigan and Superior, Ontario, Huron and Erie. Go ahead and take a.

[Peyton]

Pop her on a heron.

[Cam]

No, your grandma spoke heron.

[Peyton]

I think there's a pimple forming on my nose.

[Cam]

No, you need to go to the right side. Your left side is blazed. Oh, God, he did too. What? A real one.

[Peyton]

I'm starving. I'll make you a little more.

[Cam]

How many nights of hanukkah are there?

[Peyton]

12.

[Cam]

8. Take another.

[Peyton]

Pierce, you should help me.

[Cam]

Aha. Okay, here's a lob. I'm trying to get to the finish line. What galaxy do we live in?

[Peyton]

Milky Way.

[Cam]

I. Dude, I was about to say you gotta eat the whole bag.

[Peyton]

My lips are numb.

[Cam]

Okay, okay.

[Peyton]

Feels like I just drank half a Jack Daniels. Waiting. My lips feel.

[Cam]

Where was the game of checkers invented? What the.

[Peyton]

China?

[Cam]

Egypt. Dude, water. I got a little bit. Yeah.

[Peyton]

No, it's not.

[Cam]

No, it's not.

[Peyton]

Sweating, bro. Look at that.

[Cam]

Which country did the Olympics start?

[Peyton]

France.

[Cam]

Greece. Take another pop. Hold on.

[Peyton]

Just give me a break. Slow down on the questions.

[Cam]

Your lip Is watering.

[Peyton]

Dude, my. My shins are wet.

[Cam]

Oh, my God, they are listening. I said one piece. You're getting handfuls.

[Peyton]

I'm hungry. Like a masochist.

[Cam]

How many stars are in our solar system?

[Peyton]

Are you kidding me? There's got to be more than six.

[Cam]

There's only one. It's the sun.

[Peyton]

What about the Dipper in the.

[Cam]

They're all far, far away. Like George Lucas.

[Peyton]

The Big Dipper, the Little Dip, the North Star.

[Cam]

Oh, they're not with us. We just see them.

[Peyton]

I think we need to put out a poll on that one.

[Cam]

Oh, here we go. How long is a giraffe's tongue?

[Peyton]

Oh, wow.

[Cam]

Crazy thing. Is this supposed to be simple knowledge?

[Peyton]

Oh, that guy might not.

[Cam]

Yeah, your bird got my mouth. You still owe me two pieces.

[Peyton]

Chest pain.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

Egypt for checkers. And stars for our solar system. All right, I'm gonna throw you lobs. We got to get you out of here. Which country has the world's largest population?

[Peyton]

India?

[Cam]

China? Take another piece. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I feel bad. I just watched you go from laugh to cry. I watched you go from laugh to tears. Oh, man.

[Peyton]

Oh, man.

[Cam]

Here we go. How many bones do sharks have? 1 0. Take another piece.

[Peyton]

That's so impressive.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. I mean, I'm. I'm giving you the simplest.

[Peyton]

Spines.

[Cam]

I'm giving you the simplest literally.

[Peyton]

Feel like I'm on an acid trip right now.

[Cam]

Which direction is jet lag worse.

[Peyton]

Like east or west?

[Cam]

Traveling east. There we go. There we go.

[Peyton]

There we go.

[Cam]

One more, one more. Oh, my God. I got a. How many time zones are there in the whole world? Come on, think, think, think.

[Peyton]

How many times?

[Cam]

How many time zones in the whole world?

[Peyton]

Gst, pst, nct?

[Cam]

Ncaa, hdtv?

[Peyton]

Mlb? Nrg? Careful.

[Cam]

Oh, whoa. Oh. Oh. There's water everywhere. Oh, no, don't. No, don't. It's a good ball cap. Don't ruin it. Good ball cap. What was the question? Last one. How many time zones are there in the whole world? Think of your whole day.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Think of a whole day. 24 hours. How many times?

[Peyton]

Oh, it's 24.

[Cam]

Give it up for Peyton. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Peyton, Carolina Reaper Popcorn. While taking Teen Knowledge quiz, you got. Oh, you got way more wrong. But, hell, you made it out alive. Now. Immediately. Post game interview scale, one to ten. How hot's popcorn? I didn't ask for its flavor. How hot is it?

[Peyton]

I can't tell if I'm peeing or bleeding out of my penis.

[Cam]

Oh, don't touch your face, bro. Yes. No, you gotta stop touching. Gotta get the digits away from the nose canal. Oh, my God, you touched it.

[Peyton]

I'll give you $30 if you lick the juice off my knuckles.

[Cam]

Oh, that's gotta be a kink. That's gotta be something deep rooted thinking about it. Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

Oh, no. Oh, those are acidic burps.

[Peyton]

All right, give me a break. The you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by booking.combooking.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

See, I'm glad you said that. Not only you're my partner, because that's true, but my picky partner.

[Peyton]

I am a picky partner. I'm picky partner. PETA.

[Cam]

Picky partner. Pay to every time. Oh, make sure there's a rooftop bar.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Oh, make sure there's some cool things to do right by it. Oh, if we're going near the water, make sure we're on the beach.

[Peyton]

I like a pool. I like a pool too, but I never really go in. But I like having one there, knowing it's an option. If I can find my Perfect stay on booking.com guess what? Anyone can find exactly what you're booking for booking.combooking.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Book today on their site or in their app. Now on to the rest of the episode. You should know podcast.

[Cam]

I don't feel good. I'm so sorry.

[Peyton]

I was already a little under the weather when we came in.

[Cam]

No, I heard that too. You had like a little gurgle in the throat.

[Peyton]

Yeah, now I'm. Now I'm really messed up.

[Cam]

Can I ask you a question about. About coitus.

[Peyton]

Yeah. It's your favorite thing to talk about.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no. I just have a. I have a very. A thought process behind this. What's going on now, back in. Back in our younger days, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah. Oh, so much better at it, right? Yeah.

[Cam]

Now, is it bad because I was talking to Liv and I just opened up and I was vulnerable with her and I told her that when we got down to the old scoop, boot and boogie, it was time to do the do old tango. I told her that I used to eat clean meals before I'D go out to her grandpa's house for. I used to prioritize my nutrition. If I knew I was gonna get some.

[Peyton]

Now there's a couple places I could ask.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Was it for, like. Like, you know, you're about to do a lot of cardio. You don't want to catch a cramp.

[Cam]

It was more blood flow. I said, I don't want a lot of grease in the valves. I need to make sure I'm eating clean and my blood can just. Oxygen, everything can work properly, and I. I can be at MVP performance.

[Peyton]

You wanted a natural honey pack.

[Cam]

Yes. Yeah.

[Peyton]

A little bit. A little bit more salmon.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

A little bit more tomato and omega 3. God bless hell. I said, fish oils.

[Cam]

I said, yeah, you're cooking it up. Hell. Throw some L glutamine in there. Let's really get it.

[Peyton]

No, that's weird.

[Cam]

You never did that.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

See, you're just blessed. You're blessed beyond.

[Peyton]

I think I was just. But at that age, I was so athletic. I mean, I could. I could go through a brick wall. Like, there wasn't much that was holding me back.

[Cam]

I probably couldn't go through the wall, but I could jump decent for a white guy. You know what I'm saying? I could get up there a little bit. If I had.

[Peyton]

No, I'm talking about I could. I could go through a wall.

[Cam]

I would break.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. No.

[Cam]

And it'd break. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I used to eat real clean food.

[Peyton]

That's so strange as. Vincent, at what time did that stop?

[Cam]

High levels of insecurity, probably last year. I'm kidding. As soon as Liv was bagged.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

As soon as I said, ah, this.

[Peyton]

He's not going nowhere.

[Cam]

I said, give me a. Give me a quarter.

[Peyton]

Is it weird? I used to spray cologne before the act. Now that I'd give me myself a little spray. One, two. Just so I can smell myself.

[Cam]

I. Now I've seen things that you. I. Can I drop a bomb. Can I drop a.

[Peyton]

Very nervous drop a jewel for the people. Yeah.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

You know, I say everything.

[Cam]

It doesn't mean I do cortis. Oh, I have seen this man get sweaty. This is meet and greets. This is before public. This is maybe. Maybe we're recording. We got sweaty in the studio, but we got to go to the mall afterwards.

[Peyton]

Right?

[Cam]

He literally.

[Peyton]

I think this is public knowledge.

[Cam]

Takes cologne.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And sprays.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Your bear.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I'll spray my.

[Cam]

That is.

[Peyton]

I'll spray my snail trail with that. I mean, I got to. That. I Mean. I mean, I could.

[Cam]

You're sitting there.

[Peyton]

I could start a third world war with my. Like, it is.

[Cam]

I could.

[Peyton]

I could. I could literally make the blind see with what comes out of this. This rectum now. You know what I mean?

[Cam]

I mean, you're just looking down. You're looking down. Male snail. I could have clears going, yeah, that.

[Peyton]

Dude. I could have cleared out a soup kitchen during the Great Depression. That's how bad it would have stunk. You know? I mean, like, people when you want to eat, and that's the only thing they could do.

[Cam]

I just don't understand the two things. Yeah, one performance. I really don't get it, dude.

[Peyton]

I don't know what it is.

[Cam]

No one's smelling your fart star.

[Peyton]

Oh, you'd be surprised.

[Cam]

And second. Second is. How does that not.

[Peyton]

Yeah, physically.

[Cam]

Yeah, physically tingle. Oh, it does.

[Peyton]

Especially if I got a cut.

[Cam]

If I. If I strong enough right here, I'm like, ah, dang.

[Peyton]

Like, that's strange.

[Cam]

It's seeping into my veins.

[Peyton]

Ye.

[Cam]

Like, I'm spitting up bergamot. You're spraying it on your bear.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I got. Ooh. Dripping off my. Like, it is. It is. It is bad. But you would rather that. You would rather that.

[Cam]

I don't know.

[Peyton]

Then the other way, because I've had a girl. No, there was a girl I was talking to. Deeply heavenly. We're getting to that point of contention where if you really want to be with me, you got to be with all of me. Right? She was in my suitcase. Right? She was in my suitcase, and she pulled out these pairs of shorts.

[Cam]

Oh, God forbid.

[Peyton]

And I was like, if we're gonna do this, you got to know all of me. You want to be. You want to join this family, you got to do initiation. It's like getting jumped into the. To the rolling sixties, Chris.

[Cam]

Getting loked out.

[Peyton]

And she goes. She raises them up the shorts.

[Cam]

You go. She's like. She's like.

[Peyton]

No, okay. But she goes. She picks him up, and she goes, peyton, are these clean? And I don't know at this point in life where I was at.

[Cam]

I don't.

[Peyton]

I don't know if it was clean. I don't know.

[Cam]

Odds are.

[Peyton]

And I said. And I was like, this is really gonna test if she's here for the long haul.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

And I said, take a sniff. Now, normally when people sniff, test some clothes, you can get a sign of sweat, a sign of must, if you. But if you sniff, test my shorts.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. I was actually thinking. I Just had a response.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You give physical responses.

[Peyton]

Yeah. It smells like the room where they embalm people. Like, I mean, it never smelled bad.

[Cam]

It smells like trench warfare.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

After three. Three days of consecutive rainfall.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it smells. It. Oh, it smells like Captain Phillips when he got lost at sea. It is. It is bad. Yeah. Careful. Yeah. But she. She ended up smelling them, and there was a visceral sign of disgust in her face. And I saw the moment where she looked in my eyes and was debating, is this the last time I ever see these eyes again? No.

[Cam]

Yeah, I. But here's the thing. I would argue she stuck around until.

[Peyton]

I farted in the car. You ever farted so bad? Yeah. Yeah.

[Cam]

Drives just like this.

[Peyton]

That leg up. I think Robbie was in the car when. When that happened. Robbie was there.

[Cam]

It comes out immediately. He's getting pushed back by the vents.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

It goes.

[Peyton]

It's right there in those Tesla vents. And it smelled so bad in there. Like, normally when you smell a bad fart in a car, big react.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

It was like both of them. It was k. Robin, her at the time. They went like this. They couldn't even react. It just scrunched their face up. It was not. And it made me self conscious. I didn't know I could produce that.

[Cam]

Now, God bless her. I'm gonna air my wife out. God bless her.

[Peyton]

Your wife smells like sometimes.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Get live after a Pilates session.

[Cam]

No. Oh. Oh, no, no. Yeah. No, I didn't know you're talking about workout. Oh, God. Her sweat's putrid. Oh. Oh, my God. You can make a gas bomb out of that. Oh. Oh. Oh, God. Oh. Oh. It's bad, man. Oh, my God. Dude. It's something to do with her father's genes. Anyone that shares his blood, when they're done sweating, it is. I mean, it's. It's rank. It is rank. God bless Zoe's heart too. Oh, God. Oh, dude, when they. When they work out, it is. I mean, it's. It's seriously. You know, one day I. One day I went out of my way to do her laundry. That's how bad it was. She got home from workout.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Her.

[Cam]

Her. She had a whole thing of laundry.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So the sweaty, nasty clothes were sitting right on top.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And it was so bad that I went, I'm doing laundry today. And I literally did her load so I wouldn't smell that.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And God bless her, like. And that's the thing. Her body odor. Never bad, right? Never onion, never burger, none of that. It's like. Like she could sweat for two days straight. But if she is making her body sweat, it's physical exercise. Yeah, it is.

[Peyton]

I mean, as soon as he touches.

[Cam]

A barbell, it's like the rust just goes into her blood.

[Peyton]

Something about laundry I was thinking about. I think we are in prehistoric times with laundry. Like, I think we have so much advanced technology that we shouldn't still be doing laundry like that. Like, I feel like a pilgrim every time I do and I don't do my laundry.

[Cam]

I was about to say you never. But you literally have a nice washer and dryer.

[Peyton]

No, no, I have to. I have a nice lawn, but you understand what I'm saying? I have a nice laundry.

[Cam]

You don't even know what it is. You're just like, I got. It's nice. I go, what brand?

[Peyton]

You're like, I got a nice laundry and dryer. Yeah, there you go. It's. It's great. But I feel in 2025, I mean, we got robots making me sushi. We got a little robot bringing me a coffee in an airport.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

That's what we're doing to clean clothes. And I still got to air dry some of my nicer garments. There's no mode for nice garment. Like, nice garment mode. Don't air dry.

[Cam]

On the dial. It just says expensive.

[Peyton]

Yeah, like, why do I still. And why are my clothes shir. I don't know how to not make my clothes shrink in the dryer.

[Cam]

That's just. I mean, that is that. You're probably drying way too hot. They have an air fluff. No, you don't.

[Peyton]

I have to, or they will stay wet multiple rounds.

[Cam]

Now, I agree with you.

[Peyton]

I don't think I have time for that.

[Cam]

But I challenge you.

[Peyton]

I work way too hard, way too hard to do multiple cycles.

[Cam]

I challenge you to explain a more futuristic way for our clothes to be done. Now, outside of click a button, throw a pod, throw all your clothes. They're all clean.

[Peyton]

I feel like some Timmy Turner. Shiny teeth in me. Whenever they would throw what you never heard?

[Cam]

Shiny, shining teeth in me.

[Peyton]

My shiny teeth in me.

[Cam]

Shiny teeth, shiny teeth.

[Peyton]

My shiny teeth that sparkle just like the stars in space.

[Cam]

And this was Timmy.

[Peyton]

No, that was Chip Skylark.

[Cam]

Why the hell did you say Timmy Turner?

[Peyton]

It was on Timmy Turner's show. Fairly odd parents, y'. All. You remember Chip Skylark. He could have got it back in the day. He made me question my sexual. I never had a desire of a man, but I. I even tried after That I thought we were in a safe space. Y' all never checked the undergarments of, like, your GI Joe. See what he was working with?

[Cam]

What the. Dude. Ow.

[K. Rob]

Why was there a bulge there?

[Peyton]

And that's why I went to go figure out. I said, what are you working with? Look the same as mine. Just a little nubby. I'm sorry. CJ's. Like, I still check mine.

[Cam]

Literally all I remember from Timmy Turner's large fries, chocolate shake. You over here. Teeth. My white and chip sky lark.

[Peyton]

And I saw CJ kissing one of his dolls in his room. I walked in, he was making out with a little doll. He had, like, a little action figure. He had the cool idea Donatello. He got mad at me, said, knock. Okay. I have a. Would you rather. Right? We're still okay. We can still go.

[Cam]

No, I'm just like, you. You have a skill of saying. And then it's just gone. There's no way.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

You said something that literally sucked the air out of this room.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but that's like.

[Cam]

Though you go, I got a wood dread. Like.

[Peyton]

Is it that big of a deal?

[Cam]

Spill your entire beverage. Oh, my God. Looks like melted butter.

[Peyton]

Oh, your urine ever have a fizz in it? Like. Like a beer coat? Dude, it looks like a. Like a Guinness. Like a warm Miller, dude.

[Cam]

I pissed, and it looked like a Guinness. The other day, my piss was near brown. Like, it. It was so orange. It was brown. I said, I need water now.

[Peyton]

You ever pissed and smelled what you ate? Oh, yeah, Asparagus.

[Cam]

I got asparagus.

[Peyton]

No, not asparagus. I'm like, that's number three now.

[Cam]

I've never smelled that. I have now. Baloney. One time, believe it or not, I had a bologna fold over. I pissed. I said, that's about as liquid form as that can get. I said, holy. I can smell. I can even smell the little red tape you're pulling off the edges.

[Peyton]

I never understood the body. Do you understand that? How weird that is?

[Cam]

The body?

[Peyton]

Why don't I pee out of my butt? Like, genuinely, like, I don't understand that. That's a good question. It's a good question, right? We're talking about urine and poo poo. We're talking about the body cycle of releasing what we ate.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Why when I drink, it comes out of the front. And why when I eat, it comes out the back. How does my body know this is liquid, this is solid?

[Cam]

Because it's extremely smart. And one holes, yay big. One holes, yay big.

[Peyton]

Mind is not your.

[Cam]

Is it that big? No, I'd argue your way bigger. No, no, stop. No, stop, no, stop. I said one holes. Yay big in one holes.

[Peyton]

Yeah, there's not that much different in the holes of my front. My back, that is.

[Cam]

That's easily. That's easily a dust star.

[Peyton]

No, I can. If mine was like that, I could. I could see my heart.

[Cam]

I'm talking. I'm not talking about. Okay, now granted, you're not getting. I'm saying. I'm saying when you poop, you've never had a poop that big.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, I've had some dingers. So you're sorry. Everybody that's eating. Yeah, okay, but let's just get off the nastiness. Let's be honest, gentlemen, here you go.

[Cam]

Why do I not piss out of that and poop out of here?

[Peyton]

No, it's a honest question. I don't understand the body. I never got that far. Why. But, but how does the science of that work? Where's the. Is there a membrane here that's like this? We have a regulator being like.

[Cam]

Yeah, there's a guy that literally blocks off the code. He's like solid.

[Peyton]

You gotta go that way.

[Cam]

It tries to creep. It's like. No, keep it pushing liquid. He's just down there.

[Peyton]

You genuinely not know?

[Cam]

No, I'm not a scientist. No, I don't know. I'm not a biomed major.

[Peyton]

Okay. Because that's the thing. I thought you were gonna be like, oh, you're so dumb for asking that question. But I guess I'm not dumb because it seems like nobody knows why there's a why. Liquid comes out the front. Liquid doesn't come out the back. I feel like liquid is so hard to control. You ever seen a dam? You ever seen a river? Yeah, like go. Imagine you drink. I'm drinking. I'm drinking a 42 ounce lemonade. Right. How the hell is my body controlling. Hey, that's gonna come at your urethra. How is that not coming out the back end?

[Cam]

There's gotta be different. Smaller pipes.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but how does it know where to go?

[Cam]

Isn't that crazy brilliant? Your eyeball is seeing refractions and then reflections of different beams of light and putting together an image all at the exact same.

[Peyton]

That makes more sense than your bowel movement.

[Cam]

Hell, it doesn't.

[Peyton]

Seeing makes more sense in your bowel move movements.

[Cam]

Explain the eyeball.

[Peyton]

There's chords.

[Cam]

There's chords.

[Peyton]

Yes. You ever seen something hdmi.

[Cam]

What is it? What is it?

[Peyton]

Huh?

[Cam]

Huh? RG yeah, we got the red, green.

[Peyton]

And so we have our ball. Right?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And then there's chords going back to it that send signals to the brain. Okay, that's easy. That's self explanatory.

[Cam]

Okay, so what, my.

[Peyton]

My stomach doesn't have a aircraft system telling it where to go poo, poo and peepee. No, it doesn't.

[Cam]

You eat or drink all that?

[Peyton]

Oh, okay.

[Cam]

It all hits a big sack of goo with. With poison in it.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

And there's waves break down.

[Peyton]

Why does water go to my bladder and food doesn't?

[Cam]

Because your body's not big enough.

[Peyton]

How does, how does liquid go to my bladder? But food does it instantly. I can instantly drink like chug. I can instantly chug water.

[Cam]

Right.

[Peyton]

And it goes to my bladder. I can feel that I can eat a 32 ounce, a 78 ounce steak.

[Cam]

You're not eating a 78 ounce steak.

[Peyton]

I could try to eat a 78. I could try to eat a78 ounce steak. And I'm gonna feel it in my gut. Like not my bladder because it has to break down.

[Cam]

Okay, but so am I gonna imagine it's all in the same pipe. This one's moving slow and it's breaking down the water and all the drinks just going right past.

[Peyton]

Why is it not going to my butt?

[Cam]

Because it doesn't need to. Your johnson is made for pleasure and for pee. Your butt is made to remove waste.

[Peyton]

I think one of those has a similar reason. I think y' all just need to be a little more open minded.

[Cam]

Where does a smoothie go?

[Peyton]

Exactly. Where does a smoothie go?

[Cam]

Smoothies liquid clear, clean cut. Yes.

[Peyton]

I've never pissed out. I've never pissed out a vanilla hulk.

[Cam]

Yes, you have.

[Peyton]

No, I have shat a vanilla actually. I get. Actually you can poop it too. Yeah, I have to poop after a vanilla Hulk because of the dairy. See, why does that work?

[Cam]

Well, you're kept those intolerants.

[Peyton]

Exactly.

[Cam]

Your body gets a drip of milk and goes way shut the down. Shut up, shut up. Shut your up. Evacuate 2319. That's what your body does.

[Peyton]

Okay, but. Okay, but do you understand? Okay, but do you understand? Do you understand my question? If I drink milk, I don't have to pee ever. I just have to poo. I have to go number two.

[Cam]

Because it's like drinking. It's like. It's like drinking chloroform for your body. It's like someone gave you a Molotov and you just go. And then get down There.

[Peyton]

I think I just asked a. A question that no one's going to be able to answer.

[Cam]

I think if there was a singular doctor, a singular doctor would go, you're wrong. This is why. This explains it.

[Peyton]

Yeah. We don't.

[Cam]

Regular human on staff.

[Peyton]

Or the regular human doesn't.

[Cam]

And the regular human doesn't go, why don't I pee out of my butt?

[Peyton]

Yes, but that's.

[Cam]

Why don't I poop out my.

[Peyton]

Yes, but also, that's what. That's what makes me better than everyone.

[Cam]

That's what. Whoa. That's what makes you. Cuz you think because I don't, like, piss out of my.

[Peyton]

All y' all are like, yes, wake up.

[Cam]

Yes, go to sleep. Yes, drive my car. Yes, eat everything you just said you do every day. Every day you wake up, drive your. You drive your car more than us and you eat a lot.

[Peyton]

Nicer car, better drive. Now, I found this. Would you rather online. I found this. Would you rather online? And I want to see what y' all think. All right?

[Cam]

The quick. The quick insult. Nicer car, better to drive.

[Peyton]

Would you rather.

[Cam]

Cameron? Cameron. Oh, God.

[Peyton]

Would you rather get a sharp tooth pain every time you drink water like sharp toothpaste?

[Cam]

No. No, sir.

[Peyton]

Or get randomly slapped by a different stranger every day?

[Cam]

Randomly slapped every day.

[Peyton]

Like, I'm talking about like, slapped in the face.

[Cam]

Just randomly slapped every day. 100%.

[Peyton]

But you can't retaliate back. You can't fight back.

[Cam]

I gotta be a simp to some slaps. Really, really can't.

[Peyton]

But do you imagine you go to a wrestling convention, you go to a weightlifting competition, you know some strange in there is gonna slap you? I don't think you understand the psycho. The psychosis problems that that will cause.

[Cam]

Have you ever had a molar that feels like someone's literally taking a dewalt?

[Peyton]

What is that?

[Cam]

A drill.

[Peyton]

Oh, I know that.

[Cam]

Drilling into your tooth. Have you ever had that? Yes, I had. I think I had four root canals before I was nine.

[Peyton]

Oh, you had.

[Cam]

I had four mini. I mean, I was jaws from 007 root canals. I had four mini root. Like, I had so much cavities, they went in and sawed my down, put me on a little bit of that.

[Peyton]

Laugh dust Lisa gave you nothing but red 40 and.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. And all I got to do is go in a treasure chest and grab stickers when I was done. You got a tooth pain.

[Peyton]

You should have got a little more than that. Maybe a sticker.

[Cam]

Peyton. I will take a slap From a random face.

[Peyton]

Have you ever been slapped in the face? I think that's a problem.

[Cam]

No, I have.

[Peyton]

Who?

[Cam]

I have been slapped in the face. I haven't slapped in the face. Face. I have been slapped in the face.

[Peyton]

It doesn't feel good. It hurts. Your eyes. Your eyes. Water.

[Cam]

I drink this multiple times. Go.

[Peyton]

You can go without water.

[Cam]

No. You can Diet Coke. Little prayer. Pray to Diet Coke. Wake up. Thank you, the Lord of diet. No. This is a necessity in my everyday life. I can take one slap every 24 hours. That's gonna suck everywhere you go.

[Peyton]

Like, imagine this. You go. You go to Ruby's funeral. Because God knows it's coming. You're sitting there. My sweet Ruby. Just a random. She's five and she looks 40 and she's not aging well. Ken, you gotta. You gotta go get her check.

[Cam]

I need to take her more walks.

[Peyton]

You got to show her some love. Imagine you're at a funeral, right? You're sad, right? Just all of a sudden you just got to eat that. Imagine that every day of your life. You don't understand how taxing that is going to be on your brain. You have bad days, right?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You have bad. Imagine getting. You're just getting randomly slapped on a bad day and you can't retaliate.

[Cam]

That would suck. But I understand the decision I make.

[Peyton]

I can. You can go without water.

[Cam]

No, you can't.

[Peyton]

I can't go with somebody slapping me every single day. My facial structure will change. This is the money maker.

[Cam]

No, I can't. No, it won't. It's a slap. It's one slap every day.

[Peyton]

You haven't been.

[Cam]

It's gonna hurt. Gonna sting. Might be a little red. Might be embarrassing.

[Peyton]

Then you go to Vegas, right?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

They're doing power slap the same week.

[Cam]

You act like I'm. I'm being like, physically I have to go to a fight.

[Peyton]

No, I'm just saying.

[Cam]

But the probability of Gamestop let a weird little slap me. You don't know what it is.

[Peyton]

You don't know who it is or when it's coming.

[Cam]

That's fine. I'll spend my whole day at Comic Con. And they're like, oh, you're. I'm saying. Because they're in cosplay. Matter of fact, you drink water every day.

[Peyton]

No, I don't. No, I don't. I've gone weeks without water.

[Cam]

Yeah, back when you were in a little self made purgatory. But now you. You have a water bottle right there.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You drink water at lunch. Yes, I can drink water earlier. Look, Cam.

[Peyton]

But you understand it's just the amount of water you drink. So say I just chug this water bottle. I have my water intake for the day. One little toothpaste. I'm good now. I'm good for the rest of the day.

[Cam]

First off, little toothpick. Hell no. You said shooting pain. It is. Sixteen ounces of water is not enough for the day. My God. That's why you smell what you eat. That's why you smell a double quarter pounder. One bottle of water, and you're like, I'm good to go.

[Peyton]

I drink more water than the average human being.

[Cam]

Exactly.

[Peyton]

No, with that doing that 16 ounces of water. You don't understand how little people drink water.

[Cam]

How unhealthy are we, Bubba?

[Peyton]

Like K. Rob. I genuinely. I've known K. Rob for years. I've never seen K. Rob Indulge in H2O. Like, ever. Like, I've never seen it. And I. I'd be willing to pay K. Rob to drink water. Like, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Like, I do. You ain't never seen water in your hand.

[Cam]

And we are. We are. We are underestimating the piss out of tooth pain. I can take a slap. If you had to slap me or if I got an immediate tooth pain. Right now you're slapping me. Like, that's.

[Peyton]

You've never. You've never. You've never really been slapped. And I don't think you've ever really.

[Cam]

Had a whole up tooth, like, a bad tooth.

[Peyton]

Have you seen my teeth?

[Cam]

No. Yeah, but, like, I am way more traumatized over toothpane than a slap.

[Peyton]

Oh, I've been slapped so hard one time I thought I had a lazy eye that.

[Cam]

Yeah, then who the. Who are you messing with? And what age was this?

[Peyton]

You ever slapped, like, in the ear? Like somebody's trying to slap you in the face, Hit you in the air?

[Cam]

Equilibrium. You try. Equilibrium. No, that's too thin. Is criminal.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Now, real quick. I love him to death. You brought up K. Rob. I have a question.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Should we put him on a mic or. No.

[Cam]

The level of loudness he gets in public.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Oh, he sucks.

[Cam]

Do you think that is. Do you think that is, like, it's called for? Like, do you think he can justify. Like. And to double down, he uses his outdoor voice indoors and. And he does speakerphone out in public.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He'll take a call on speaker, talking loud as hell in front of everyone.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No, in Uber. I want to say at a table, at a meal, at a restaurant.

[Peyton]

Like, I want to say this about K Rob. K. Rob. I think he gets off. I think he get. I think. I genuinely think he gets a little. I think you get a little freaky in the phone booth to people hearing what you have to say.

[K. Rob]

No, that's. That's not. I. I don't get pleasure. I think you just don't understand my lineage. We are loud speakers.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Okay. No, no, no.

[Cam]

But it's different about your bloodline, Kara.

[Peyton]

It's different because, like, literally, K. Rob does this thing where he's the last one to board a plane.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Like, he makes it a point to be the last one aboard the plane, which is selfish whenever we're trying to leave.

[K. Rob]

That's not selfish at all.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it is. Yeah. Because we're trying to leave and we have to wait on you.

[Cam]

You're says, group four. Go with group four.

[Peyton]

And so look, yes, I could be. I could be. I'm in a. I'm in the plane, right. Sitting next to Cam. We're at the front of the planeish area, right? And we've just seen 30, 40 people go past, 60 people, 70 people go past. And when it just becomes redundant, it just. You don't even see. It's like a blur looking from down the hallway in the plane. Boys, what are we getting into up here? What kind of plane is this? What kind of 787. Now I heard this is 26 years old. You gonna. You don't get us there. How long you been flying, bub? He. I witnessed K. Rob go into the cockpit of a aircraft.

[Cam]

Yeah, I literally saw you literally told.

[K. Rob]

Me to flight attendant. I just go in. She goes, sir, are you supposed to do that?

[Peyton]

You.

[K. Rob]

You need to ask first. I was like, am I good to be up here?

[Peyton]

They're like, you're in here already? Sure, yeah.

[Cam]

Like my confirmation said this is a Belmar 448. But when I got on, clearly looks Boeing. Boys, what are we. We lying to someone who's going on.

[Peyton]

And another thing about K. Rob, he's too loud.

[Cam]

Way too loud. Like it's not acceptable.

[Peyton]

You, you, you, you do your phone on speakerphone. No reason like why. But why though? It's gonna say no.

[Cam]

It. No, he gets off. He gets off to it.

[K. Rob]

No, I just get tired of doing this.

[Cam]

That's his case.

[Peyton]

And then he'll do this and then he'll be in my house, in. In my home, in my house, in my living room when I'm doing something. He'll get on the phone and put it right here. Put on chest and just talk.

[K. Rob]

That's honestly opt optimal. Like you just go like this and you. What's up, bro? You know, normally you got a little bit more lean to her, but hey, you just set it right there. You can just talk away.

[Peyton]

And another thing that K. Rob does. Another thing that K. Rob does. I don't like how comfortable he is touching strangers.

[K. Rob]

Yeah. Okay, now, now listen.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no, no. You no. I don't know.

[K. Rob]

I need to work on it. I really do. I've always been like a close talker and a close like, like Interactor.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Oh my God.

[Peyton]

This close to you to talk to you. Dude, I've seen. We were in Nordstrom trying to buy clothes in this lovely like 50 year old woman. She was beautiful.

[Cam]

She's a creep.

[Peyton]

She was beautiful. He comes over. So, so we were, we were. There was a shirt that we found and we were trying to find the right size and there the size wasn't out. Out in display. So we asked this lady to come over that works there and we're like, hey, can you see if you have these size in the back? She pulls out the scanner. She's scanning the shirt. I swear to God. K. Rob gets this close to the.

[Cam]

Woman where my hand is in her ear.

[Peyton]

He could have. He could have stuck his tongue out and gave her a wet willie. Like it was. That was how close.

[Cam]

He said. Now, if you look at the barcode, though, it's right. There's one number off.

[Peyton]

And he has the. He has the goal to put his crest elbow on her arm. And he's scrolling on this woman's machine. Now what. What happens? He click. Look over there.

[K. Rob]

She was struggling. She didn't know what she was doing.

[Peyton]

You don't know.

[Cam]

You've never worked retail in Chicago. In Chicago. In Chicago.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. Oh, he's like, after that good old Cubs game, now that's borderline illegal, which.

[K. Rob]

I have a. I. I will say my number one problem that I have is I'll grab people and I just.

[Peyton]

That's his move right there.

[Cam]

That's his move, boy. We wait just a little.

[K. Rob]

Just a. Get that pincher on him, boy.

[Peyton]

In Nashville. In Nashville, we're leaving Kane Brown's house.

[K. Rob]

I touched somebody.

[Peyton]

I did. First of all. First of all, we walk into Kane Brown's house. We walk into Kane Brown's house. He got this close to Kane and this close to Walker Hayes.

[Cam]

Like. Like, literally, he could have.

[Peyton]

He could have. It was like that scene in Challenger.

[Cam]

Remember? Remember, I touched somebody at Kane. Nikki goes, I need y' all two to pick a number. K. Rob goes, what for? What is it for?

[Peyton]

No, okay, break that story down slower. Break that story. That's insane. Like, this describes who K. Rob is.

[Cam]

We walk into Kane's house and they're. We're doing a big old hoop session, but Kane's, like, filming some stuff too. And there's one mic left until Walker Hayes gets there.

[Peyton]

And let me tell you the personnel that is in this house. Kane Brown, Walker Hayes, Adrian Nunez, Teona Robillard, Taylor Holder. Who else was in there? There's like, some other people. Everybody in their mom was in this house.

[K. Rob]

Yeah. I knew who Kane Brown was.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

And we're. And we're recording and everything. And Nikki, who we love. Nikki, shout out Nicky.

[Peyton]

Boom. She's like, she. She works with Kane.

[Cam]

Yes. She looks at me and P, because there's one mic left, and she goes, y' all two pick a number. And we didn't know she was talking about, but she just said. Said y' all two Pick a number.

[Peyton]

Obviously trying to decide what she wants to do with something.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Which.

[K. Rob]

That bothers me.

[Peyton]

First of all, Robbie. No, no. She hasn't even, like, really talked to Robbie before. Ever.

[K. Rob]

Not talk to me. But I'm gonna tell you one thing. You're my boys. And I wasn't about to let us get in some weird.

[Peyton]

It's. But we know Nicky.

[Cam]

I don't care. Anyway, listen. So they. They have. I mean, they literally. I think they. All they have is, like, the formal. Hi, I'm Cody. Like, that's all they have under their belt.

[Peyton]

If that.

[Cam]

Like, it's all they have at this point in time.

[K. Rob]

So I need.

[Cam]

And she goes. She goes, One to 50, boys, y', all. To pick a number. Karob goes, no. What. What is it for? What's the number four?

[Peyton]

First. Yeah. From a distance. From a distance.

[Cam]

He's about 20ft away. What? What's the number four?

[Peyton]

And now he says it's so loud that everybody hears it. Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, no. Oh, no, no. The first one was, like, moderate. He literally goes, well, what's it for? What's it for? So Nikki just kind of glazes that over and goes yacht one to 50, picking it. I swear to God. Kob goes, what's it for? What's it for? I need to. Hell, I need to know. And he said, it's so loud. Peyton jumped.

[Peyton]

I jumped Peyton. L. Tt's like this, thinking there's a problem. Adrian's like, Nikki was literally like, what the. It was, Cara. It was.

[Cam]

I literally was like, no, dog. It was.

[Peyton]

Because I'm bringing you around. I'm like, the first impressions are important. Important.

[K. Rob]

Yeah. No, I agree. Sometimes I'm a little hyper aggressive, but that's.

[Cam]

That's K. Rob. But it was just funny.

[Peyton]

Let's. Let's. Let's ease people into the full care of them. You know what I mean?

[Cam]

And you know what?

[Peyton]

Metro Lane is fair.

[K. Rob]

I'm comfortable with your personality.

[Cam]

Hey, at least you're true to yourself. You are.

[K. Rob]

Switch up.

[Cam]

You are undoubtedly K. Rob in anywhere you go. You are Cody Robson. Like, you are.

[K. Rob]

I'll never. For what.

[Peyton]

And that's fine.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

And then as we were leaving Kane's house, Nikki was giving us a ride. Nikki was driving. Nikki was driving. K. Rob was passenger. Again, they don't really know each other at all. This is the first time they've been around each other in person.

[K. Rob]

Remember this?

[Cam]

He.

[Peyton]

We were talking about, like, where we should go on Broadway or something. He's like, nikki, Was airing a grievance about something that happened on. On Broadway. K. Rob goes pat and move. Reaches over to the driver while she's driving. And Nick is a fragile little woman. Kob's a big guy. K's rubbing her shoulder. Does not tell me, why would you. Now what are you thinking about with that?

[Cam]

He goes, now, Nikki, it's all right.

[Peyton]

Let it go.

[Cam]

Let it go.

[Peyton]

I literally see Nikki that she's, like, in pain.

[K. Rob]

I'm sorry, I don't remember doing that, but I do believe I did it 100%.

[Cam]

As we were leaving, he walks up to Kane. He goes. He goes, bro, I just. Something about you, just good old country boy. I just look at you. I just feel like we could just get down.

[Peyton]

Yeah, we could just rest.

[Cam]

I need to just get this here.

[Peyton]

Give you a single leg right now.

[K. Rob]

And he said he was down.

[Peyton]

What's the golfer's name, the white dude that you have the shirt of?

[K. Rob]

John Daly.

[Peyton]

John Daly. So this is the last story, and then we'll go into the extended. We'll get into the extended.

[Cam]

We.

[Peyton]

Kane has a golf simulator in his house. So we're playing the golf simulator, right?

[K. Rob]

Very nice one.

[Peyton]

And then so I said, kane, what? He has so many golf clubs, and some of them are really expensive, some are gifts, whatever. I don't know. And so I was a Kane, which. Which golf club should I use? And he goes, any of those over there in natural cane fashion. Doesn't give a. Yeah, any of those over there. I said, okay, bet the one I grab. He goes, oh, not that one. Not that one. He goes, john Daly just gave me. That's a gift. K. Rob again, out of nowhere, give me that thing. Grabs the golf club. He goes, J.D. i know J.D. kane goes. Kane goes. And he goes, no, seriously, I know. J.D. gave me this. I know him for real, AR boys.

[Cam]

J.D.

[Peyton]

I know. I'm dead serious. I know J.D. kane was like, okay, I have a club from J.D. too.

[Cam]

Do you really?

[K. Rob]

Yeah, I. I didn't get it. I didn't get it directly from him, but it was given to a friend of mine that's friends with him giving it to me.

[Cam]

Oh, he gave it to a friend. Your friend was in a hard time, pawned it. You bought it from the pawn shop?

[K. Rob]

No, I didn't buy it. He just gave it to me.

[Peyton]

We brought KO on just as a. A little. A glimpse of what you get over on the Patreon teaser. So if you want more of this. And then we also have Pierce on the mic CJ on the mic. We get the full crew. It's honestly just like this. Just imagine two more voices and it's uncensored. And we could say and there's music and we say whatever the hell we want one. It's the best time over on the Patreon. So click that link in the description patreon.com you should know podcast cam. Get us out of here.

[Cam]

Appreciate each and every single one of you coming back. Episode 179 of the YOU should know podcast. We absolutely love you. This is the first episode in some months that I am not going to plug the tour tickets because the domestic and the Canada stop, they are all completed. We completed all of the shows. However, stay tuned for more information coming soon about our endeavors over the pond. We're going to go to a couple other countries right? As soon as we figure that out. You already know the first people they get to know that would be the Koala club. So that link right there patreon.com you should know podcast. You always get first info. You always get first chance to buy the tickets. You always get the first everything because we love you and you're a koala. But outside of that, confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. Share this with a friend, with an enemy and everyone in between. This week's secret code. Whp we hate Peyton Projection. World's hottest popcorn.

[Peyton]

World's hottest popcorn. Leave it in the comments. Spam it everywhere. We love you guys. Share this podcast with your friends. We're on the road to 1 million. Remember, one out of two Guadala bears don't make it home to Christmas and we will see you.

[Cam]

Yes sir.

[Peyton]

Next time.

[Cam]

Yes sir. John Daly. Yes Sir. I know. JD too. Yes sir. JD. This episode is brought to you by FX's Alien Earth, the official podcast. Each week, host Adam Rogers is joined by guests including the show's creator, cast and crew. In this exclusive companion podcast. They will explore story elements, deep dive into character motivations and offer an episode by episode by episode behind the scenes breakdown of each terrifying chapter in this new series. Search FX's alien Earth. Wherever you listen to podcasts.