I SLAPPED MY BEST FRIEND ! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast — Episode 193 (December 1, 2025)

"I SLAPPED MY BEST FRIEND!"

Hosted by Peyton Hardin and co-hosted by Cameron Kennedy

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Episode Overview

This episode of the You Should Know Podcast is a raucous, revealing, and genuinely hilarious ride through Peyton and Cam’s signature blend of self-deprecating humor, off-the-rails banter, and the kind of “tell-all” stories only best friends can share. From the much-anticipated merch drop to dissecting childhood competitiveness and the anatomy of a good gym bro slap, the duo dives deep into personal anecdotes, pop culture debates, and absurd friendly arguments—all while never missing a chance to roast each other. Listeners get a front-row seat to the duo's irrepressible dynamic and a reminder of why their friendship is the show’s true star.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Merch Drop & Patreon Family

• [01:24] Peyton hypes up the new "balloon drop" merch, noting its limited-edition status and the special perks for Patreon members.
• [04:07] Both hosts show off the merch live, with instant comedic detours (“look at the back,” “we got koalas on the back!”).

“This is probably one of the coolest things we’ve ever dropped. Super high quality, super, super, super cool design. Thank y’all for being so patient. I know you’re gonna go crazy on this merch drop.” —Peyton [01:33]

2. Witty Banter & Physical Comedy

• [04:33] Cam and Peyton get sidetracked with body humor, joking about their anatomy, early morning mishaps, and the “North Star” (absurd asides referencing testicle placement, keloids, etc.).
• [05:25] Cam riffs: “My left one’s up here. Right one’s chilling. Your nuts got a lazy eye.”

3. Keloid Chronicles & Morbid Humor

• The discussion veers into personal “keloid” issues, complete with the “Keloid Boys” album joke and gross-out details.

“My left. I literally took the earring out. Blood ensued… the earring back is scraping some flesh on the inside. I currently believe my body's fighting it.” —Cam [07:25]

“You’ll just be able to play. It’s gonna be real hard. Right. Sometimes the juices will leak. I’ve had juice leakage often.” —Peyton [08:46]

4. True Crime Facts & Confusion

• [10:02] Cam and Peyton bicker about whether the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is based on Ed Gein, with Peyton attempting to “educate” his cohost, and Cam repeatedly insisting it’s real.
• The argument devolves into affectionate insults and jokes about eyesight and geography.

"You're not listening. You're only seeing me. You're staring into my beautiful blue eyes." —Cam [10:52]

5. Cancel Culture & “Unknown Fear”

• Cam brings up anxieties over old tweets and “cancel culture”:

“I know there’s nothing on there of me, but why? It’s like an unknown fear.” —Cam [15:18]

• Peyton admits irrational intrusive thoughts (“I hope I never did that!”) and quirky brain wiring.

6. Fan Encounters: Peyton Gets Humbled

• Peyton recounts being recognized at a wing restaurant, having a photo taken, and the waitress quipping:

“I wish the other guy was here. He’s a lot funnier.” —Waitress [20:30]

• Cam reassures Peyton (in his own way):

“I actually debate people in your honor for you.” —Cam [21:09]

7. Olivia’s Argentina Geography Woes

• Cam shares a story about his wife’s hilarious confusion over Argentina’s location.
• She thinks Argentina is in the Middle East, then Africa, then South America—capped with, “They’re still Black…” resulting in hilarious, bewildered disbelief.

“I was just out of my mind. Like, secondhand embarrassment for my own wife.” —Cam [25:45]

8. Calendar & Work Week Rant

• Debate about what day the week should start—Sunday per the calendar versus Monday as culturally accepted.
• Peyton wants to revolt:

“I’ve always been anti-Mondays. I’m on the anti-Mondays committee. Monday is the second day of the week!” —Peyton [30:14]

9. Trivia & Math Mishaps

• Cam challenges Peyton on US state capitals. Peyton answers “Los Angeles” for California—wrong, it’s Sacramento.
• Later, both struggle to work out $100/60 minutes—with comically bad math before arriving at $1.66/minute.

10. Language Fails: "Bang for Your Buck"

• Peyton is convinced it's “more bank for your buck,” and a full argument erupts.
• Peyton consults ChatGPT live (who calls him “Ms. Anubis,” to Cam's horror), only to be corrected that it’s “bang” not “bank.”

[46:08] C (ChatGPT): “The original phrase is actually ‘more bang for your buck.’”

Cam: “How about them apples, Ms. Anubis?” [46:25]

11. Hot Yoga Prank

• Cam receives a text inviting him to an all-male late-night hot yoga session; suspects Peyton's friend set him up.
• Turns out, Peyton’s partner signed him up as a way to promote flexibility—with added jokes about “night crawlers” and “tidy whities.” [36:11]

12. Gym Bro Slap Story (Episode Title Reference)

• Cam observes two young men at the gym: one unknowingly gets the “hardest slap” before a heavy lift, explodes in anger, and storms off.
• Leads to a debate: would Peyton let Cam slap him at the gym for a PR? Peyton: no chance (except “in the bedroom”).

“There’s nothing in life where slapping me will make me do better—except for the bedroom!” —Peyton [52:57]

13. Raw Dogging Boredom Trend

• Discussion of the TikTok trend where people record themselves sitting in silence (“raw dogging boredom”) for minutes/hours.
• Peyton admits he’d have a meltdown: “I will literally start hearing voices. People climbing in my walls—panic!”
• Cam bets he could do it for money; Peyton doubts it, sparking a math tangent. [58:13]

14. Travel Hassles & TSA Stories

• Hilarious riffing on passports, whether you actually get stamps, and TSA screenings.
• Cam questions why TSA lets “famous” people or recognized passengers skip security (a running joke about the system’s flaws).

"Robbie got on a flight out of our country without a passport... had an open warrant." —Cam [66:57]

15. Childhood Competitiveness Exposed

• Cam recalls being “King of Quiz” in school, gloating after outlasting a girl in a standardized test.
• Peyton skewers him:

“You didn't deserve friends. If I'm not all-time QB, no one is playing football!” —Peyton [75:16]

16. Pop Culture Peyton & Cam

• “Pre-recorded” pop culture segment celebrates John Cena’s upcoming final wrestling match.

“He is the greatest of all time… the last time you’ll see him in jorts, man.” —Peyton [78:36]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On fan encounters:
  • “I wish the other guy was here. He’s a lot funnier.” —Waitress to Peyton [20:30]
  • “Don’t make it real.” —Cam [21:21]
• On being recognized by TSA:
  • “I don’t like that when I’m recognized in the TSA line they just let me go past the security. How many people are you just letting go past?” —Peyton [66:32]
• Language confusion:
  • “More bank for your buck!” —Peyton (wrong) [40:26]
  • “The original phrase is actually ‘more bang for your buck.’” —ChatGPT/AI [46:08]
• On old tweets & intrusive thoughts:
  • “You know, you’re clear. But it’s just the lyric of it—you know what I’m saying? That means it was sitting in the brain. You just don’t know if it got out.” —Cam [15:18]
• On gym bro slaps:
  • “His friend literally goes and slaps his back... he literally slapped the shit out of his back.” —Cam [51:13]
• On raw dogging boredom:
  • “I can’t do that because I will literally start hearing voices. People climbing in my walls right now—panic.” —Peyton [59:29]

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• [01:33] — Merch drop hype and Patreon perks
• [04:07] — Cam returns to studio, merch modeling
• [05:25-09:34] — Physical comedy and keloid discussion
• [10:02-11:35] — Ed Gein / Chainsaw Massacre debate
• [14:24] — Cancel Culture anxiety
• [18:16-21:09] — Peyton’s fan interaction (“other guy is funnier”)
• [24:24-25:50] — Olivia’s Argentina confusion
• [30:06-31:52] — The calendar/week structure argument
• [36:11-39:42] — All-male hot yoga text prank
• [50:03-54:23] — “Slapping my best friend” at the gym story, and debate
• [58:13-60:00] — Raw dogging boredom trend and the math debate
• [66:32] — Security lines & TSA stories
• [70:07-76:29] — Childhood competitiveness and Cam’s outrageous stories
• [78:36-80:59] — Pop Culture Peyton & Cam: John Cena’s last match

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Final Thoughts

This episode perfectly captures the chaotic, unfiltered energy of Peyton and Cam’s friendship, balancing self-mockery, genuine personal revelations, and playful jabs. Whether dissecting trivial expressions, sharing wild fan stories, or exposing each other's weaknesses (and childhood “villain” arcs), the duo offers a comedic window into their world—where there are no sacred cows and everyone, especially themselves, is fair game for roasting.

For new listeners, this episode is an ideal sampler of the podcast’s heart: wild stories, loving brutality, cringe-inducing honesty, and infectious laughter.

Don’t forget:

• The “Balloon Drop” merch is only live for one week.
• Patreon (“Koala Club”) gets all the early drops and extra content!
• Pop culture segment is pre-recorded, so WWE fans should check out John Cena’s farewell.

Quote to Remember:

“There’s nothing in life where slapping me will make me do better—except for the bedroom!” —Peyton [52:57]

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Links:

• Podcast Patreon
• Merch Drop

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End of Summary

Transcript

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We got co host camp back in the studio.

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Kayla, stand up. New merch.

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Look at the back of it.

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Look at the back of the merch.

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Look at that.

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We got koalas on the back.

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Flaccid pain.

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Oh, good morning. I. I mean, it just. It literally felt like a big I. Mute it. Sorry. It's early. I deserve one. I never get the early mutes. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, left one. It's up there.

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It's up there. Left one's on i95. He's working his way up to city center. He's up here.

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Oh, that one's following the North Star.

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Did he bite back? Did he bite back and open?

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No, sir. Barely found it. I was like, strong pelvis, strong pelval bone.

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Oh, why start like that?

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Why? Oh, I'm so sorry.

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It's okay. You're really not. No. And I'm really not. You're really not. And I appreciate that. It's a PR Answer. You would do it again? You would do it again? I'd do it again.

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You know what I just realized about you?

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Oh, no. I mean, there's a little traffic jam right about here.

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It's working, though. Boy, do you need a break.

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Why is it only the left one? That's the farthest my nuts have ever.

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Been apart from each other. I swear to God.

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My left one's up here.

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Right one's chilling your nuts. Got a lazy eye. Oh, yeah, that medulla. Omela.

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Got it. Oh, whoa, whoa. Where's twin at? Twin. Okay.

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You good? I'm so sorry.

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We're good.

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I'm so sorry.

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Oh, yeah. I mean, just as small as I could be.

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Yeah. Dude, I. I think you look really good in this merch shop. We do have hoodies, but remember, we are in Texas, and so it's. I know it's December, but it's still 80 degrees outside.

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Yeah.

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And we have no AC in this studio right now. But pop up a picture of the hoodie right now. This is the whole thing. It looks sick. We got full sweatsuits. There's a front and the back. We love it. Balloon drop. This is amazing.

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Yes, sir. And I wanted to see if you could pick up what I'm putting down while we talk about this.

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Right. Oh, hey. Let's go. Okay. Mighty young man. Old man kicking in the tree. Is that what I'm supposed to do?

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Yeah. I was thinking more freestyle. Maybe I switch the beat a little. We got the merch. We got the merch.

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Drop.

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And we're fit. Pierce, fix this every week.

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Okay, let's calm down.

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Sorry. You.

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I think, dude. God, I'm not gonna lie to you. You always have like this.

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I don't even care if I don't.

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I don't.

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I don't even care if it's not skin to skin contact that needed to happen. Okay.

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Go. You always got this swag about you every day. Like, I'm like, okay, obviously it's declined since the children, but you always. Like, ever since I've known you, you've had this swag about you.

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But.

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And I was looking at you. The outfit's probably one of the best outfits you had in a long time. Appreciate it. Thank you. Something about your person is different.

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Something about my sh. My Herman being.

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Yes.

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What is it?

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I know. It's the lack of haircut is one of them. Yep. Two.

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You see it?

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No earrings, no earring. Is it the kilo? My Keloid's getting bad.

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Boy. That keloid turned like a son of a. I took my earring. It's only.

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Oh, it hurt. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. To the touch. It's only my left. My right. Completely good. It's like a little, nasty, little gummy worm, dude. My left. I literally took the earring out. Blood ensued. Oh, so it's something internal. In fact, the earring back is scraping some flesh on the inside. I currently believe my body's fighting it.

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There's something hanging off your beard on the left side right there. I think that might be a little keloid skin.

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Oh, it hurts. And it's. Oh, it does just stink, dude.

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Oh, no, it's so bad.

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Hell, I literally. I did that to live.

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Yeah. Like that. Yeah. She's like, divorce. Oh, yeah.

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No, she threatened it. Seriously. She's like, don't ever do that again.

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I'm taking the kids. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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It's bad, bro.

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I. I don't know how. I do not know how you have lived with this.

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Yeah.

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And why the hell you did not seek medical attention.

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Can I tell you? Please, can I tell you? The trick says you're already in keloid factory with me. We're both. We're both on the Keloid Fat Boys. Yeah, with the Keloid Boys.

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Oh, my God, that's gross.

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We're on our first album. Keloid Boys.

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Keloid Boys.

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But I've been in the industry for a little bit.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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I've been in the keloid game. Plant.

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You're. You're. The. You're the. The grassroots. You worked your way up, and I.

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Can tell you how to manufacture these keloids or how to live with them. So basically, right now, you're in the Tinder phase. You're so scared. Everything's happening behind the ear. You touching it. You don't know what's going on. You're insecure. How it looks when people stand behind you. Yes. Right. Let me tell you, it will harden up.

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No, I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear that.

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You ever made me feel better. You ever felt the BB looking like a. Like a. Like a. Like a. Like an airsoft.

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My ear is going to turn to an airsoft bullet.

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Yeah. It's going to be right there on the back, and you'll just be able to play. It's going to be real hard. Right. And then. Right. Sometimes the juices will leak. Right. I've had juice leakage often. It happens often, depending on the level of Care. You give it. I give none. So I'm giving you the extreme right now. And that's whenever your BB hard.

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Your BB hard. Bbl. Keloid.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Leaks juices and you just.

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You just. Oh, no. Wipe your hands. So I'll go like that. Sometimes I'll be like, oh, there's juice. Smell it. I mean, that smells like a triple homo side. Oh, my God. Right there. Oh. I mean, that smells like Dahmer's kitchen.

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That smells like the bubonic plague. That is terrible.

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It's like if Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer were roommates, right? They're Thanksgiving dinner. That's what my ear smells like.

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Oh, I love when fourth camera tries to keep it in and they just try to fight. They finally get to a point. Man, that's terrible.

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Yeah, so that's what it smells like. Dahmer and Gein's. Thanksgiving.

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Dahmer and Gein Thanksgiving. And who's their dean? The dean's.

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Yeah. Well, that's Ed Gein. Ed Gein is based. Or the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is based on Ed Gein. You didn't know that?

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But literal.

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Yes.

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That's literally Ed. Yes. No, no. Yes. I thought that was like, influence, like. Like Kobe to mj.

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Well, the taste.

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Literally.

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is not a real person.

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Oh, I've.

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I've.

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I've read documents.

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But they based it on Ed Gein. Yes. And like, a lot of the. The. The. The. The crimes and stuff were Ed Gein's crimes. Yes, sir.

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So Ed Gein's roots like the word, so. Yeah, so that. Yeah, mom said.

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Yeah, but Mama said you're at Chesapeakel and we can't be together no more because you're forn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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But Texas. No, no, no, no, no. You're sadly mistaken. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is also real, is it not?

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No, it's Ed Gein. No. I don't know how many times I can write it down.

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No, no, no, I hear you. You're not hearing me. You're only seeing me. You're staring into my beautiful blue eyes.

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It's not the best side either.

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I need you to take your glossy little. Little milky cataracts and calm down.

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Looking at you is like sightseeing. An OKC doesn't really. It doesn't really do much for me.

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And looking at you is like window shopping at nice designer places. Real nice. Way too expensive way. It looks great. I'm never Gonna have. That's you. It's window shopping.

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Okay.

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre is real, though. You're saying he's no Kim.

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I don't know how many times you're gonna keep saying the same question over and over again.

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No, now listen. You're not listening. Fictional story.

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Yes. Based off of Ed Gein. It is. So this is Ed Gein, but we're creating this alternate story based off of him? Yes. That's what it is. I'm telling you what it is. Stop asking again.

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We'll have to agree to disagree.

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It's not really anything. It's not a.

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It's like. It's like we're gonna.

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We're gonna have to. Is this rage bait?

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We're gonna have to agree to disagree. There's gonna be. There's a fork in the road. You're going left, I'm going right. And I love you, but it's just. I'm not going down the same path.

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Well, I was gonna give you more keloid care, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna move past it. But at a certain point, you're gonna have to get an alcohol swab.

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Oh, no. It's getting there. I bought some green isopropic alcohol the other night to soak my earrings in.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, no, it's.

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It's like.

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It's. Seriously, it's probably one of the.

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This is the.

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One of. One of the scariest things ever. Yeah, it's like, do I lose my ear? No.

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No.

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Do I get a fat, hard BB that's dark as night on the back of it for the rest of my life? Everyone goes, oh, well, you got that mole back there. And I go, it's not a mole. It's a key. Yeah, but you learn to take care of my ears and then just get.

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A bigger earring, and then that's where the rye went. Oh, no. And then it gets even bigger, and at some point, you got to get gauges, and that's when you turn into Ed Hardy.

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Yeah.

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Then at that point, Jeff Hardy. Who?

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Ed.

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Ed Keane. That jumps off the Tyro.

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Swaton bond that decapitates him.

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What the. You know how Jeff Hardy paints his.

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Face and he dips in a pot?

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Formaldehyde. That's so funny. But there were real victims. Real people. Bad, sad. Real victims.

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Real people with bad, sad stories.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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Bad, sad stories. No, no. Wasn't flirting.

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Ricky, you said. What are you doing?

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Remember, it's inside jokes. You can't say that. Inside jokes. Yeah.

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So sorry.

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Rocket Money.com YSK now on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast. How was my week, Cam? I'll tell you.

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Starvation or racism.

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Stop it.

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Okay.

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How was your week?

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How was your week?

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That's a crazy question. Yeah, it's a crazy question.

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We'll save it for another day. No, we'll save it for another day.

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You know, a lot of people got exposed on Twitter this last week, and I was like, I gotta check my white boy. And so I went to your Twitter, I went back to 2015. You're clear.

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I'm clear. I'm clear. No, now, okay, now answer me this. Now answer me this.

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Oh, this is a dangerous game. No, no, no, no. It's not dangerous.

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Okay, so with. With the whole. Oh, I can. I can search your metadata. I can see exactly what you were thinking when you were seven.

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Yeah.

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With all that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Now I know who I was. And you know who you were, right?

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Not really. I don't remember. I mean, I think it was a confusing time.

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I had seven different aliases.

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I don't even know which one was which.

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But with all those super cancel culture and the deep dive and going back and whatnot, it's like, I know there's nothing on there of me, but why? It's. It's like an unknown fear.

[A]

You know what I'm saying? Because that means it was sitting in the brain. You just don't know if it got out.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I never wrote it down, but I'm saying, like, I never hit sin. Like, I typed out a couple times. If they can. If they can, they can confiscate my drafts. That'd be a different story.

[A]

No, I'm kidding.

[B]

But is that not. Is that a real thing? Like, and not even cancel culture. But I'm saying, like, anything, you know that people are getting like, hunted down and all this happening and, you know, you're clear. But it's like just the lyric of it.

[A]

Yes. I've thought I was a serial killer so many times. I. I've told you that, like, I've been like, dude, I hope, like, I didn't do that. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, if you ever. Like, I've said this early on in the podcast, I used to watch like, car chases on, on the news and I'd be like, like, you know what I mean? Like, holy. Is that me? Like, it's like an anxiety. Like, but like, oh my God, somebody just robbed the liquor store. I'm like, do I got liquor?

[B]

Yeah, like, like, do I have beer? Like, what is that? I hope they don't come to my door.

[A]

Yeah, it's a therapy thing.

[B]

That's a. That's a different level of bless your soul.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I mean, seriously, God bless you. That is a different level. I hope I never experienced. I have never lost touch of reality and wondered if I am on a mass killing spree. Yeah, that is like, that is unheard of, dude.

[A]

I'm telling you, I'm a one, like one little thing in my brain snapping. So I'm. I'm completely right. You know what I mean? Like, I'm like. Or left. I'm just completely like out of there. Like, God bless me with that one little tether.

[B]

You got one. I mean, all your cables are all mixed, matching. Oh, God knows you. It's all, it's all. What is it? Organized chaos.

[A]

There's no cable management.

[B]

Extension cord.

[A]

You don't have a little wrapped up.

[B]

No zip ties. All like this.

[A]

It's all over the place.

[B]

That one cable, it's just poison. And it's just sitting. It's not plugged in.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

One day some guy goes up there and he takes it easy on the job. He's walking around, trips, starts unplugging the wrong, plugs that in. You're toast.

[A]

Toast.

[B]

Oh my God, you're toast.

[A]

I'm cooked. But yeah, I do have that a lot. Like, like, but. But not with stuff like that.

[B]

But just saying, not with that either.

[A]

But mine's extreme. Like Mine's extreme. Like, yeah, like. Like, do I have people captured in my clock? Like, I gotta check.

[B]

But how did. But what?

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay, I'm sorry. That doesn't make sense.

[A]

I don't. I gotta get a therapy, dude. I don't know, Kim. Like, these are conversations. I want to have two. It doesn't make sense.

[B]

That doesn't make sense.

[A]

But, no, no, no.

[B]

It's real. I'm trying to be respectful, but I'm saying the second that thought hits your mind, yeah, you should go rebuke. Not true.

[A]

15 seconds of panic, at least. And then I'm like, no, there's no.

[B]

One in your closet, though.

[A]

You got to think about it.

[B]

I genuinely have to think about things are one thing. Oh, like, why would I think that, too? Oh, do I think that? Am I like that? That's one thing?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Do I have someone bound by their hands in my closet? It's like, nope.

[A]

Well, I'm giving you the most extreme, but I've talked about this, like, years ago on the podcast, and I read the comments, and there's people saying, like, I have that too. So that's why me and them are so close.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's why me and the fans are so close. Except for some of them, because something happened to me this week.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

I went out to Pluckers, right? If you don't know what Pluckers is, it's a wing place, right? I went out to this wing restaurant.

[B]

Waffle fries.

[A]

Oh. So I was sitting down at this Wings Wing place, right? It was me, C.J. voldemort. And so we're. We're sitting down, right? And this young lady, the waitress, comes up.

[B]

Waitress.

[A]

And she says, what can I get you? Any appetizers? I said, I love appetizers. I'm telling her the appetizers, but she's looking at me like she's just, like, trying to figure me out. She goes. She takes the appetizers down, and she goes, you got to tell me you got that. You got that podcast. I go, yes. And she goes, no, like, just like that.

[B]

She's like, oh, Romans 9.

[A]

8 says, you get your water. You're like.

[B]

I recommend you in the name of Christ, you beast.

[A]

And so. So I tell her. I tell her, I am the guy from the podcast, right? I tell her, I'm the guy from the podcast. She's, like, freaking out. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. As she continues to be a good waitress. Good waitress. I pay the bill at the end of the day, at the End of the meal. She goes, hey, before you get out of here, is it okay if I get a picture with you? And I said, yes, ma', am. Of course. I stand up, take the picture. She hits me with the conventional. I didn't know you were that tall, right? So I said, yeah, a lot of people think that.

[B]

That's at a 95% clip.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish I got $5 every time.

[B]

Five out of a hundred pictures taken, man. I didn't know you're that.

[A]

So I take the picture with her, and she says this to me, right? And I almost hit. Can I say no, let me be honest. I almost hit her. Like, I almost hit this teenage girl. Like. And I'm not proud of it. Like, it's not my most. Like, I'm not the most proud of it.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Like, but I almost. I almost, like, punted her, like, right in the face. She goes, you'll get that. She goes, gotta take a picture with you. I go, yeah. She goes, oh, my God, you're so tall. I go, yeah, I know. She goes, I wish the other guy was here. He's a lot funnier.

[B]

Oh, well. I go, hello, Satan. I'm kidding. No, but that's rude one. But what else you said.

[A]

And then. And then I was like, I thought. She goes, I thought she said, I wish the other guy was here. He's so funny. But then I looked at Voldemort and CJ's reaction. They're, like, laughing. And I was like, well. She goes, no, no. I didn't mean to say he was funnier, but he is funny. But you're funny, too. And I was like, shut up. Take the picture. And that's. It's. I mean, that. That it didn't hurt my feelings because it is true.

[B]

It sounds like it's.

[A]

No, because we all know it. Like, I know that.

[B]

No. But I actually debate people in your honor for you.

[A]

Well, that's a good friend. Like, I wouldn't debate for myself, because it is true. You are funnier. But don't say it. Yeah.

[B]

Don't make it real. That's like, no.

[A]

Oh. Oh, dude. No. No.

[B]

You think I'm kidding. Throughout. Throughout the tour.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When we would say, like, there was some, like, a sexual innuendo, and let's say there's 10. There's 10 screams from the crowd.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And 10 out of 10 are Peyton.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That starts to add up.

[A]

Oh, you thought you were.

[B]

Add up on your mental.

[A]

If somebody had no vision during the tour and they Just heard those, like, innuendos. You didn't think all the reactions.

[B]

You think I'm a ogre. You really think I'm a beast.

[A]

They're like, pain's up there with Shrek.

[B]

Yeah. Literally. They're like, God, he sounds heavy. And Payton keeps calling, calling him heavy. He's gotta be heavy. He's just up there in ogre.

[A]

Sounding heavy is crazy. Yeah.

[B]

I can't sound heavy, apparently.

[A]

You definitely could sound heavy.

[B]

I think I could. Just close your eyes. Yeah, about that. No, that sounded predatory.

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[B]

I have to.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You said something happened to you this week. I have to share this.

[A]

Tell me, Daddy.

[B]

Me and Liv go to the baby appointment for the new baby.

[A]

The new baby. We don't know the gender yet.

[B]

Don't know the gender yet. That was this appointment, though. But we still won't know for a couple weeks and whatnot. Whatever.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Regardless, we go to the appointment and our doctor, who we love, she's amazing. She walks in the door.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

She walks in the room, how are y'?

[A]

All?

[B]

And I immediately, uno reversed. And I go, no, no, no, how are you? Because we haven't seen her in a while and we like this woman. Same doctor, Same doctor. Same one from the first pregnancy. We've known her for a while. So now she's very. She's a blunt woman, and we love that about her today. She just. She just opens up. She full blown open up. Oh, well, I think I'm dating this guy. And she starts to go on it, right? Tells this beautiful story, and it's actually kind of sad. Regardless, her boyfriend is from Argentina.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

Never been there. So the whole story, she's telling it. We're just talking. Oh, that's so awesome. That's so sick. Da, da, da. Appointment ends. We leave. We get in the car. Liv looks at me and goes, where's. Where's Argentina? And I go, what do you mean? She goes, like, if someone's from Argentina, that's Middle Eastern, right? And she says that. So I go. I go, oh, wow. Wow. Middle Eastern. And she goes, yeah, isn't that Argentina? It's in the Middle east next to Saudi Arabia. Word for it. And I'm like, no, babe, it's. Argentina's not in the Middle East. She goes, oh, that's right. That's right. It's in Africa. I go, olivia, Argentina's not in Africa either. And I'm getting literally turned off by the second. It's very.

[A]

Be up here with me. Like, I can't.

[B]

She goes, yes, it is. Don't lie to me. It's in Africa. And I go, it's not in Africa. She goes, south Africa. And I go, it's not an Africa.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then she goes, where is it? Then I go, it's in South America. Word for word. South America? Yes, it's in South America. She goes, oh, okay, that makes sense. But they're still black. And this all happened within 30 seconds, right? And I am literally baffled behind the wheel on a highway. And I was. I'm not gonna make that joke, but I was. I was just out of my mind. Like, secondhand embarrassment for my own wife.

[A]

It's so bad.

[B]

And no one else is in the car.

[A]

Can I tell you something?

[B]

Please.

[A]

The fact that you are considering her homeschooling your children, I mean, speaks a lot about your parenting. I mean, let's be honest.

[B]

I mean, she would not.

[A]

That's up there with me. And I would rather take me honestly. At least I knew where that was at. I knew it was south something.

[B]

Where is it?

[A]

Where is Argentina? Right by Brazil.

[B]

There you go. There you go. That's solid.

[A]

You know why I know that.

[B]

But I was. I'm like, how are you? That's like you sometimes. Yeah, yeah, but that's. That's A little different. Like, how the hell do you not have any idea about a country that is relatively close to us?

[A]

Can I say something about.

[B]

Not like statistics, not anything about it. You thought it was in Middle East.

[A]

Yeah, dude, I think there's a guy on TikTok that he goes around saying, quiz me on capitals. He just goes around street interviews, says he's quiz me on capitals, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He's like, ask me the capital, countries, anywhere, anything. Oh, and people. He'll just go through and people be like, this place. And he'll say it. Right. How do you get to that point? Right. At one point in life, you're like, dude, a basketball doctor, nurse, lawyer, capital. How do you get capital?

[B]

Geo quiz guy.

[A]

Yeah. How do you get there? I don't know. I don't know the capitals of anything, but that there's.

[B]

Okay, now there's the capitals of the states. I've never fully dove in because I really don't care.

[A]

Don't at all.

[B]

Don't care. I know some off of just whatever songs or memories.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But for you to. For me to go Uzbekistan.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you go, ah, sabotage. And it's right.

[A]

Yeah, here we go.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

You're trying to be mumbly. Yeah, exactly.

[B]

A good mumble. Or like, Republic of Congo. He's like, oh, how, why, why do you know that? And are you making any scratch from this? Like, I don't know, like, how are you paying your electricity bill?

[A]

I think. I think I only know the capital of Texas in California.

[B]

First off, what is the capital? California?

[A]

Los Angeles.

[B]

Incorrect. No, sir.

[A]

Is it not?

[B]

Incorrect. No, sir.

[A]

Incorrect. No, sir. Maybe I should know.

[B]

Texas a hot take. Hot take.

[A]

Hollywood.

[B]

I do not think Austin should be our capital.

[A]

Are you a piece of.

[B]

And I know this might be a little civil war happening, but I do not think they should be our capital.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Austin is not. Is not the best place in Texas.

[A]

I don't think that makes them a capital delegate.

[B]

I know that, but there's no way in hell they. Whoever they chose, there's no way. They looked at Dallas and they looked at Houston and they went, oh, it.

[A]

Definitely shouldn't be Houston.

[B]

Let's give those little weird middle. Let's give it to them. Let's give to them.

[A]

How are capitals made? How are capitals estates made?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God. How does that happen?

[B]

We're breaking down. We're breaking down.

[A]

That fourth wall code, it wasn't Christopher.

[B]

No shot. He didn't have. He did not have the manpower to go through all 50. I don't think grid lines were up by that point. Like, he did not. He did not know that was Oklahoma. He didn't know anything that. Oh, never mind. Christian came over and said, get me at all.

[A]

Yeah. I mean that, that goes into a lot of things I think about in, like, everyday life. One of the things I've been thinking about recently is I don't think the work week is appropriate.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

I don't think the work week we have here in America is correct.

[B]

Like five days on, two off. Not even that.

[A]

I think obviously we should have more days off. Right? We shouldn't have a two day weekend. But I don't believe in the calendar. You know what I mean? I don't believe in the calendar and how it's set up.

[B]

Okay. To what degree?

[A]

The beginning of the week.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

On the calendar or like people say, the beginning of the week starts on what day?

[B]

Monday.

[A]

That's wrong.

[B]

That is wrong.

[A]

The beginning of the week starts on Sunday, which is.

[B]

I don't. I don't like that. And it's dumb.

[A]

Sunday is the first day of the week. I don't.

[B]

Yeah, I don't. I don't buy that. Not buying it. How not buying it?

[A]

How?

[B]

You don't play. You don't have your team kicking off at 3pm you're sitting at your desk.

[A]

I don't buy that.

[B]

No. There's not Mondays when the week starts. Why not Sunday?

[A]

Why though?

[B]

Because Sunday, first off, if Sunday's the first day, Sunday's supposed to be the day of rest. You chill, you rest.

[A]

You can't rest on the first day of the week.

[B]

No, that's when you get started. That's when you get going. First day of the week. Monday.

[A]

But technically. Okay, but if we're just looking at a statistical standpoint, right? If we're looking at this factually, grab any calendar in the world.

[B]

It does say Sunday.

[A]

Sunday is the first day of the week.

[B]

Yeah, but who. Okay, when did we decide to revolt against that idea?

[A]

I've always been anti Mondays. I'm on the anti Monday committee. Monday is the second day of the week.

[B]

Monday is Tuesday.

[A]

Monday is Tuesday. Tuesday is Wednesday is Wednesday.

[B]

Rinse and repeat. But what I'm saying, if every calendar has that.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[B]

I've never thought every calendar has it. Yet no one goes by. I think it's who.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Like, what are they hiding from us?

[A]

That is true.

[B]

Every calendar says Sunday's a start. Every boss, every CEO, every corporation says Monday. Why Is that the top of the week?

[A]

We're starting on Monday.

[B]

Hey, all y' all got to be at the meeting at the beginning of the week.

[A]

It's at 8am on Monday. Do you think that the world would be better if Sunday was the start of the week?

[B]

100%.

[A]

You'd get more weekend, I think Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. And then you get Saturday, Sunday, Friday. You get Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Three weekends. Three days of the weekend. Three weekend.

[B]

No, but no, I hear that. And that is the order that they go.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You just said we start on Sunday, though.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

So you can't start on Sunday and also have a Sunday as a weekend.

[A]

I didn't say that. Oh.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

To say that. Oh, my. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Right. I literally.

[B]

I literally thought you had six fingers.

[A]

It literally was like this.

[B]

It's like, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

[A]

I was like, oh, my God. Right, that's five.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

[B]

What's five plus three? Quickly, for me, just off the top of your head, right, like, because you had five in that hand and three in this.

[A]

I didn't put five in this hand. You just said. I didn't.

[B]

You just had five in that hand. You just had five in that hand.

[A]

You split the day.

[B]

You split the day.

[A]

That would be ideal.

[B]

That would not be ideal.

[A]

Sundays are half days. We all loved half days in school.

[B]

No, half days were great in school. Oh, my God. If a teacher said anything was here, it's a half day.

[A]

Yeah, right. I'm not doing. Yes. No.

[B]

Start on Sunday. You do not get any more time. And it's the exact same.

[A]

You take Wednesday off.

[B]

No. What now? Why? I'm taking a timeout in the middle of the week.

[A]

Same thing as college.

[B]

What?

[A]

Remember, you didn't have class on Wednesdays.

[B]

That's not true. Oh, it depends on your schedule.

[A]

I didn't take enough hours. I say I don't think you had.

[B]

Classes Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. You sure didn't take nighttime classes. Dude. That is interesting.

[A]

I just wanted to bring that up, and I want to see what the. You should know fam thinks about that.

[B]

That. I mean, I think the world. I think crime would go down 100%.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If we started the week on.

[A]

For.

[B]

On. Actually now I retract that.

[A]

I split half the day with church.

[B]

I think that's.

[A]

See, that's bad for me to say public.

[B]

You spent half the day with church. You just split half your day with church. Like, you don't. You're not the same Person. When you say chs. Church, that's literally what you look like. You just put half your day with church. You turn into Ed Gein. Oh yeah. Mom, what are we doing this Sunday? We're gonna go to church. Just come here. That's who you turn into. That's not okay. Just say church.

[A]

Say it quick. Church. Church.

[B]

Church. Church. So much gray spit. So much. Dude, your spit. It has always just been slimy and gray.

[A]

I've never gotten better as a man.

[B]

Dawn of time. Okay, speaking about. Oh, put your tongue down.

[A]

All right. I practice regular.

[B]

Just go. Church.

[A]

But you're saying it weird. Church.

[B]

How else would you like it? It's church.

[A]

It's a lot of fish.

[B]

Church.

[A]

Okay, say it like normal.

[B]

Okay, this Sunday I'm going to church. Church.

[A]

But doesn't that sound bad?

[B]

It's church.

[A]

Okay, say it again. But look at me in the mouth.

[B]

Shh. Er.

[A]

Yeah, that's the problem. Where's your tongue go? Cuz when you said I can't see it. Shh. Er.

[B]

Yeah, your too big. It overflows the teeth. You try to hide the tongue. It's like. It's like a waterbed. When your grandpa lays right in the middle. Goes and just goes to the sides.

[A]

Church.

[B]

Church. Church.

[A]

Where the. No, hold on.

[B]

Where is your tongue? Open your mouth. Really? Dude, I'm not kidding. Like you. They don't understand what I'm seeing when you do that. That's a big tongue.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

That is a. That is a wide. That's a brick tongue. That is like a big, big tongue. Like a. That's like a thing. A Canadian bacon just sitting there. His tongue's this big. No, bull. His tongue's that big.

[A]

Your tongue's.

[B]

No, his tongue's massive. Look at that. Oh my God. Oh my God. A lot of people just got excited. Oh Lord. Oh, stop it.

[A]

Stop it.

[B]

Stop it.

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[B]

Speaking of boys and tongues. Now hear me out. Pierce's favorite. Now, I am dead serious when I say this. And this is an actual thing.

[A]

Go ahead.

[B]

This week, this past week, what day? Thursday night, like 7:30. I received a text from an unsaved number that simply read, hey, Cameron comma you still interested in coming to our late night all male hot yoga session this upcoming Saturday?

[A]

You signed up for this?

[B]

Oh, no, no, no, no. And that's when I went, what the. What is happening? You want to come to our hot yoga all male late night class? I said, this is a. This is a good prank. Someone. This someone really got me.

[A]

Yeah. So.

[B]

And then it hit me. They have my number and my name. So the culprit is someone that I know. Someone is going to a yoga studio with my information and saying that I want to do hot all male yoga. So much to a point where they texted me about it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I go to the website of this place. First off, I'm like this. Because at this point I'm thinking it's not real. That sounds too, like, pranky. Like two pranky.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Soaking wet, hot, steamy, all boys, 9:30pm at night yoga.

[A]

The more you're saying it, the more it's jumping.

[B]

But I'm like, bro, at this point, this isn't even real company. So at the bottom, and I'm not gonna say the name of the place, at the bottom, it's like, you know, yours truly at Blank blank Studio.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I go, all right. Blank blank studio, 100% real, located in Plano. And I go, huh? Now, in my inner circle, the only people I know that have done pilates, yogi, anything like that are my wife and your friend. So I immediately quiz my wife. Oh, nothing to do with it. And I go, no, no. Tell the truth or something Back. Oh, no, I don't know what you're talking about. Nothing.

[A]

Do with it.

[B]

Not your friend. Do you happen to know where she was all day Thursday? Cause this all roads are leading to old Voldy. It was Voldy. It was you.

[A]

But not on purpose.

[B]

What does that mean?

[A]

I talked to her about it.

[B]

What does that mean, not on purpose? You gave up my name and number?

[A]

You. No, I didn't tell her to go that far. I didn't tell her to go that far.

[B]

Why is she going anywhere? Why are you sabotaging me?

[A]

She's a helpful woman. Hot.

[B]

9:30 at all hot all male yoga, naked.

[A]

This is the thing. She sees me move around the house and she goes, you're just so stiff.

[B]

You are a stiff, right?

[A]

And then she goes, you need to do more yoga or like Pilates and stuff like that. And I said, yes, but I'm uncomfortable. And she knows what would make me the most comfortable and it's you.

[B]

So she willingly signed me up for all male steaming hot yoga. 9:30 at night. That's the crazy.

[A]

All the extras, all male hot, whatever. You do what you want.

[B]

9:30 at night.

[A]

She knows I'm a nightcrawler. Yeah. And all the extracurriculars, that's her desires. I didn't do anything with that.

[B]

So this. Okay, this is absolutely hilarious.

[A]

And I didn't know she did that. This is news to me. I didn't know she did that. And we'll have a conversation when I go home. I need to take care of my household.

[B]

I have a three way phone call. We take home, you take care of your household, you take care of your vada kedavras. I got my wife. We're not going to all boy hot yoga all the time. Why you want to go? It's just upcoming Saturday.

[A]

I'd love to see you in a little tidy way.

[B]

I am dead serious, bro. I was baffled when I saw that. I was like, that has to be Voldy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

With her. That's hilarious. Holy. Going into. Okay, so we're towards the middle of the episode and we gotta, you know, we gotta push product real quick. Cam, we didn't really talk about it. How do you feel about this merch?

[B]

I love it. I really do love it. And the biggest thing for me, first off, the design is sick.

[A]

It's fire.

[B]

You've never done anything like this design wise. But the quality of this is fine.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. I think this merge drop is more bang for your buck.

[B]

More what?

[A]

More, more bank for your buck.

[B]

Little slower. Because I think, I think this is a me thing. I really do think it's a me thing. But my ADHD is spiraling and I think you're saying something wrong.

[A]

More bank for your buck.

[B]

You are saying something wrong. That is incorrect. The merch. No, merch is fire. Say the phrase.

[A]

More bank for your buck.

[B]

That's incredibly wrong. More bank for your buck.

[A]

What is it?

[B]

It's more bang for your buck.

[A]

More bang.

[B]

Bang, bang bank.

[A]

More bank for your buck.

[B]

No, sir.

[A]

Which one makes more sense?

[B]

Bang, bang, bang. It doesn't have to make sense.

[A]

What does it? I think anything you say should make sense.

[B]

There's a dog that with a name of a border collie. That makes no sense. Someone just called it a border collie. Whoever made this phrase. Whoever made this phrase said bang for your buck.

[A]

It is 100% bank for your buck because it makes more bucking sense. And that made sense. Get it? Since bank buck, I stumble upon people. Let me use some of them.

[B]

Calm down, Seuss. It's bang. More bang for your buck.

[A]

Can I tell you why it's bank, though? Can I explain it to you?

[B]

It makes sense, but it's just not it.

[A]

I'll be more explanatory than you and stop being so. I'm trying to use big words. I'm slowly, slowly going downhill.

[B]

Deteriorating.

[A]

Okay, go. Okay, bank. When you get a buck, there's more bank for you. You're gonna get more bank off this one buck.

[B]

Now, how and why does that make any sense at all?

[A]

You get more bank. Where do you put your money?

[B]

In a bank.

[A]

And so you get more bank for this one buck. In other banks, you don't get a lot of bank for this buck. You get less bank. But here, over here, you get more bank with that one buck.

[B]

It literally feels like you just put my brain in handcuffs. How many times I just heard bank, bank, bank. You put money, bank, bank.

[A]

So you don't make fun of me.

[B]

I have $10 and I have $1 and we both go start up a bank account. We get the same account.

[A]

But that's the whole point of the saying. Because at this bank, you get more bank for one buck.

[B]

Say it in a sentence, though. This merch is what?

[A]

More bank for your buck. You get a lot more bank. You get more infrastructure. You get more better quality. You get more better bank than you for your buck.

[B]

So the only thing what is bang, bang, bang is quality. More moment. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. You get more that you don't get more bank. The only building an institution. Bang for your buck.

[A]

The only.

[B]

Some slaps. Bang. That bangin'. You see that bangin'. This food bangin'. It's Bang. More bang for your buck.

[A]

The only place you'll get more bang for your buck is on some streets in Las Vegas. A lot of bang. A lot of bang. You're talking about prostitution.

[B]

No, I'm not. I'm not talking about that. I'm simply saying you said that wrong. And I think it is an ego thing. It is not bank.

[A]

I can find some proof that it is bank for your buck. Because I was driving down the street and there were signs for Whataburger. Whataburger. Whataburger is a restaurant here in Texas, and on the billboard, it said, more bank for your buck. And it had a burger.

[B]

There are burgers, banks, and bus big bees. Okay, that could be what? That could be a Whataburger exclusive deal, marketing thing. The phrase. See, you're talking about what fits your narrative. Banks and infrastructure. The phrase in its intended use is, andy's divorce is bang.

[A]

I'm Googling. Is it?

[B]

Oh, you show me your Google search too. Oh, my God, he's looking at it. Bank for your buck and then just delete it and put. Which one did you phrase?

[A]

Let me talk to my chat. Gbt.

[B]

Yes. Oh, my God. There we go. Unbiased. Unbiased.

[A]

Hey. Hey, how are you doing?

[C]

Hey there. I'm doing great and happy to chat, as always.

[A]

Hey, yeah, it's enough. It's enough. Can you tell me what my name is to you?

[C]

Absolutely. Based on what you've shared before. I know you go by Pate, so I'll stick with that unless you tell me otherwise.

[A]

Remember, I gave you a nickname to call me.

[C]

Ah, yes, you did. My apologies for not jumping straight into it. You asked me to call you Ms. Anubis whenever, so. And if there's anything else like that you need me to remember, just let me know. I'm always.

[A]

I thought I changed that.

[B]

I would have never guessed that in a million years. Why the did you tell your AI to call you a girl? Miss Anubis.

[A]

Oh. Oh. Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, my God. She said. She said.

[A]

Oh, yes, of course.

[B]

Oh, yes, you did. I'm so sorry that I did not call you Ms. Anubis.

[A]

Okay, all right. Well, that's embarrassing. Well, we're gonna keep going.

[B]

Ask.

[A]

Hey, it's me again. Hey, it's me again.

[C]

You got it. I'll keep all the fun nicknames and special.

[A]

No, no, stop talking about that. Stop talking about our fun nicknames. Anyway.

[C]

Oh, gotcha. No worries at all. We can definitely leave the nickname aside. Just let me know what you'd like to chat about next and hold off from there.

[A]

So, you know. You know, I'm talking to Cam right now, and he said that it's, you know the phrase more bank for your buck? Is it more bank for your buck or more bang for your buck? We're having a debate right now. Could you solve that for us?

[B]

It's so biased.

[C]

Absolutely. I can help settle that one. The original phrase is actually more bang for your buck for the money you.

[A]

Spend, so you can definitely go, came with go.

[B]

Came one go.

[A]

Came one go.

[B]

Came one go.

[A]

Came with go. Cameron.

[B]

Oh. So how about them apples, Ms. Anubis?

[A]

Cam funded P. Diddy's get out. Go fund me. I just don't want to put that out there. He put. He did that. He did. So, yeah. So I don't.

[B]

How P. Diddy's bank.

[A]

Dude, can I be honest?

[B]

Bang for your buck. Just get the oil.

[A]

Can I be honest about me and P. Diddy?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Real quick.

[B]

Wait, whoa.

[A]

Can I be honest? Something happened on my home screen, so I don't know why this happened. Or, like, genuinely, I don't know why I don't listen to P. Diddy. I. I do not like you, Bump. I don't like P. Diddy. I don't respect him. He's a bad person. Go to hell. Right? I don't like him. You know, on your home screen of your phone, like, when you open up your phone, there's that little thing that it plays. Recently played. Or like, just your music.

[B]

Yeah, Widget it.

[A]

The widget's at the top.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Right now it says the weather. Like, for two weeks, it said, listen to P. Diddy's Essential Playlist on Apple Music. And, like, I go out a lot. I go out a lot, and I show people my phone and stuff, and, like. And they're like. Like, I got a bunch of looks. Oh, my God.

[B]

You know what it is? Oh, my God. You freaky son of a.

[A]

What?

[B]

So you know your phone listens at all times?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Your phone's listening to you and Voldy hanging out late night hours.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

And the things apparently you speak of, or y' all do, or you say out loud till your phone internalizes it. It thinks the best set music for you to listen to, to go with what you're doing, is P. Diddy's Essential Playlist.

[A]

I know what it is. They thought they heard P. Diddy.

[B]

Really?

[A]

They were hearing P Daddy. And that's from cj. He calls me. He's like, pete Daddy, can I come out of my room? Like, not yet.

[B]

You go stay in there. Work you go. Headphones louder. He's like, pete, Daddy, I really want something that good. Chicken.

[A]

Shut up. Work harder. That's why he's dying here. Look at the fourth Cam. He's not here. Oh, the you should know podcast. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Rewriting traditions Therapy can give you the space to create new, meaningful traditions, providing clarity amid the holiday chaos. You know, Cam, the holidays are a time for traditions. You know that, right?

[B]

They are. Yes, sir.

[A]

Some people have many in their family, and some have none. Or just beginning their own. But you know what, Cam? Now's the time to reflect on what they mean to you or to rewrite those traditions and make your own.

[B]

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[A]

That is true. It could be.

[B]

Now, we've said it before. A lot of people hear therapy, and they think it requires all sorts of trauma or dark, deep things that you've gone through. And that's just simply not the case.

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

Okay, I was at the gym the other day, and I have to ask you this. I. Because I saw, you know, the typical, the bro, like, someone's about to go for pr, they slap the other friend.

[A]

Oh, Jim. Bro slaps right when you're in a pr. Yes.

[B]

So I am, you know, the gym I'm talking about, they won't. So it doesn't matter too much. Let's just say I'm far away. I'm like, probably like maybe 40 yards away from this happening. But I'm going to fill up my water bottle. So I'm way over here at the power racks. I'm doing some legs. This is happening on the complete opposite side of the benches by the heavy dumbbells.

[A]

So you're on the other side of.

[B]

The Gym, other side of the gym, like 40 yards away. And as I'm leaving to fill up my water bottle, I see this. There's two men, probably a little younger than us, probably early 20s. And they start screaming.

[A]

I don't like that. Don't either.

[B]

I automatically don't like that. It's like, hey, this isn't. This isn't that right? Like, you're not that guy. You're not. You're not that guy.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

So you're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy. So they're screaming, and by his feet, it's like 130s. And I'm like, holy, that is a lot of weight. You know, I might scream too, if I'm about to do something. I'm assuming some sort of bench with 130s. Now he sits down at the edge of his bench like this. Dumbbells are there, and his friend, they're talking, and it's one of those slaps. The guy getting slapped had no clue he was about to get slapped. Yeah, he's sitting down, preparing like this. He's not looking in the mirror. He's just looking like this. And his friend literally goes and slaps his back. Peyton, this was a slap that I have never. I have never heard anything like that. And the guy had clothes on. It's like, it wasn't. I don't know how it popped so loud. When he had clothes on, he literally slapp the right out of his back. And the best part is the guy. Most gym bros, if you're getting slapped some, you're like. Like, you let it fuel you. His friend went. He, like, shot out of the bench. Literally went like that to where the whole gym is looking at them now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He rips his headphones off, throws them on the ground, walks. This is the most awkward. Walks up to his friend, shoves him. He's like, why the did you hit me? Why did you stop me? Shoves him. And then absolutely nothing happens after that. He shoves him. His friend's like, he just goes back.

[A]

Down on the bench.

[B]

And I was like, that was stupid. But I wanted to ask you because that was hilarious. What would it take for you to let me slap you like that in the gym?

[A]

I can shoot you in the face.

[B]

No, no, like a gym movement.

[A]

Ye.

[B]

Let's say you're. You have to do some sort of gym movement that, like, it's a challenge for your life. Maybe. Maybe you have to squat. 3, 15, 3, 4, 4, oh, 5 something. What movement do you think you Would have to get slapped for you to be able to push that pr.

[A]

There's nothing in life. Nothing in life that were slapping me will make me do better. Except for the bedroom. I go, I'm a good boy. No, that's too much. That's too much. That's too much. I'm sorry. No, it's too much. Sorry. 20 though, right?

[B]

Very funny, bro.

[A]

I.

[B]

You gotta let me stop you once. You gotta let me slap you and film it. Come on, come on. Just one time. Just one palm on your back.

[A]

Why? That doesn't do anything for me until.

[B]

You can experience that rush.

[A]

I don't feel a rush when I get slapped. I get mad.

[B]

I don't. That's a rush. You take that anger out on the weight.

[A]

I've never been that type of way on the iron. Like people that like lift and they're like angry or something. I don't get that. That's. I've never.

[B]

That's called push yourself to failure, boy. They go to a dark place.

[A]

Yeah, but that's when I'm like depressed. I get there. I don't get angry. And when I'm angry going to that place when I'm.

[B]

Wait, what'd you just say?

[A]

When I'm angry, I'm not like, I don't want to lift, I just want to get.

[B]

Oh, yeah, no, no, I've never in the gym, I've never in the gym.

[A]

Been like.

[B]

Like, I've never. I'm just like, bro, I'm just lifting weights, trying to stay healthy.

[A]

I don't care about the gym like that.

[B]

And it makes me think now some of these people, they have some serious issues. Oh, deep demon, maybe like their wife of 10 years just got caught cheating. He walked in after being alignment making power lines all day. He walks in, his wife's getting cracked on his sofa. That'll make you do. That'll make you squeeze the lap.

[A]

The last thing I'm thinking about is weights if that happens. Oh yeah, yeah.

[B]

I'm going to the gym. Plenty of weights. I'm gonna go learn how to shoot. But there's some other people due to social media.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And due to the gym culture, there's a lot of people that have really good lives. Ye really just stationary living. And they are. I mean it is main character energy. They think they're, they're. They literally think they're fighting the boss monster.

[A]

Going to the gym is important. Let me say that. So we're going to. I'm about to dog on the gym. But Going to the gym is important. Like, I think it's very important for everybody's life. You should do it right. I understand people that don't want to go because there is a lot of gym meatheads that like, can ruin the vibe.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Like, it's like, bro, like, I've never been like the competitive. Like, if you're in a. If you're in a public gym and you're like being competitive with other public gym members. Weird, bro, go to a gym. Like, you know.

[B]

Yeah, go to a competitive gym.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Influencer based gym.

[A]

I'm saying. But like, bro, we're at Planet Fitness Dog. You know what I mean? You're like, you're looking at somebody else.

[B]

And you're like 120s. I'm alarm. Yeah. Like, no, it's like a lot of.

[A]

Judgment looking like, I get that. So don't be that person in the gym. But also, you gotta understand because I used to be very, like, I don't want to go to the gym because other people are like that. But then you get to a point where you realize a lot of people don't give a. In the gym, like, a lot of people, there are always the weirdos, so that goes everywhere. But a lot of people just are worried about themselves.

[B]

Exactly. I would argue to say 80 to 85% you're going to have your weird couple bad apples.

[A]

But that's.

[B]

That's in any profession. Yeah, any profession.

[A]

It is true.

[B]

You need to let me slap you. Oh, my God.

[A]

Why do you want to slap me?

[B]

Somebody I slap you to. Oh, my God. I slap you for the intro. No. And we see how wired you get.

[A]

You know, we already have a spanking thing, but it's true.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

You don't even know about that. Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah. Do you all know Peyton gets spanked by four grown men every day before he. Before he does the intro.

[A]

Well, it depends on how many are in here.

[B]

Could be up to seven.

[A]

Yeah, we've had record.

[B]

We've had seven slaps before. He says, you ever seen why I.

[A]

Don'T start sitting down Sometimes? It's because there's a lot of people behind that camera. You know what I mean? You should know. Podcast this episode is brought to you by Shopify. When I started this podcast, it seemed like I had to figure it out all on my own. You know, the filming schedule, the logos, everything, The POS system, the merch. It was awful. It was super overwhelming. And every day seemed to introduce a new decision that needed an Answer. When you're starting off with something new, it seems like your to do list keeps growing every day with new tasks. And that list can easily begin to overrun your life. Finding the right tool that not only helps you out, but simplifies everything can be such a and for millions of business, that tool is Shopify.

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Turn your big business idea into With Shopify on your side, sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shopify.com ysk go to shopify.com ysk one more time for the people in the back and the people that are listening, shopify.com. Now on to the rest of the episode. Speaking of sitting down for a while, have you seen this trend on Tick tock? It's called raw dogging boredom.

[B]

Yes, I.

[A]

If you don't know what this trend is, basically there's a trend on TikTok because everybody's dopamine receptors and their attention spans are so bad, right? So basically there's a string where you set up your phone, you record yourself. You sit in a room with nothing on. You have the lights on, obviously, but nothing. No electronics, no games, no nothing.

[B]

No music, nothing.

[A]

You have a timer next to you and you just sit there for like what, 15 minutes, five minutes?

[B]

Oh, people do for an hour.

[A]

I've seen somebody go an hour and a half. I never thought I had a problem until I watched a video of somebody raw dogging boredom for 30 minutes and I started to have a panic attack. Oh yeah. Watching it.

[B]

No, no. Oh, I could have have. Oh, I love you to death. I could have told you.

[A]

What's the longest?

[B]

Send you down a spiral.

[A]

What's the longest? You think I could raw dog boredom?

[B]

See, it's, it's hard with you because I have a realistic answer. But if we were to put that up and test it, you are a very prideful man and you would beat it.

[A]

No, I don't think so. I think not with that I'm so bad.

[B]

Like because you're very competitive. You would hear if I say 29, you're gonna, you're gonna absolutely make sure you hit 30.

[A]

I don't think so, bro.

[B]

I bought an 85 inch TV and you literally went the next week and got an 86. That takes no effort.

[A]

That takes no effort. Right? That takes nothing out of me.

[B]

That takes nothing out of you, but that's who you are.

[A]

Raw dogging boredom, though. I can't do that because I will literally start hearing voices. People climbing in my walls right now. Oh, panic.

[B]

When I saw. When I saw the first video, it was an hour. It was a guy sitting in a chair like this for an hour.

[A]

Yeah, dude.

[B]

And I immediately thought I was like. I was like, I think I could do that for sure because I already, like, have a lot.

[A]

You cannot.

[B]

Oh, yes, I could. It'd be hard.

[A]

Nothing to stem with. You can't grab anything. You can't, like, be terrible.

[B]

I can do it. It'd be terrible.

[A]

I don't think so. Oh, my God.

[B]

We need to put this to the test.

[A]

Shoe. We put this to it to the test.

[B]

We can absolutely.

[A]

We do this on Patreon. I don't have to be with you. You just film it.

[B]

I'll give you a hundred dollars if I can. Raw dog for an hour.

[A]

Yes. It's a dollar.

[B]

You can do it. That's not a dollar an hour. This. Ooh.

[A]

$2Aminute.

[B]

No, brother. Hey.

[A]

Hey, man. 60 minutes in an hour. Yes. 60 divided by 100. That's uneven. That's an improper fraction.

[B]

Not even how you want to go about that.

[A]

Yes, it is. How many hours are in. How many minutes are in an hour? How many minutes are in an hour?

[B]

You just said it.

[A]

60.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

How many dollars would I have to give you a minute to get you to a hundred dollars in an hour?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it wouldn't be one because that would be $60. Correct. Wouldn't be two because that would be 120 correct dollars. So it'd be like 1.05.

[B]

Yeah. And you wouldn't do 60 divided by a hundred.

[A]

What would you do?

[B]

You do 100 divided by 60.

[A]

Why would you do that? It really doesn't make sense to me.

[B]

Because then the answer is going to be one point. Whatever. 60 times equals 100, which is what you.

[A]

No chance. Hundred divided by 60. 1.6666, 6, 6.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Yeah. 100 divided by 60.

[B]

You need to give me a dollar and 66 cents.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

To get to that for every minute. Yes.

[A]

Now do 60 divided by 160 divided by 100.6.

[B]

So if you gave me 60 cents for every minute, do you get to 100?

[A]

1.666. How many six did I say?

[B]

You're not gonna be able to rip any of that.

[A]

1.6. 1.6 times 60 equals 96. So I just have some change to give you.

[B]

No, 1.66. You bag.

[A]

Okay, 1.66 times 60. 99.6 exactly.

[B]

And some of those are gonna be seven. You can't 66. Like, you have to do seven.

[A]

Couldn't pay you.

[B]

That's not true. Oh, my God. No, but you raw dogging. Back to you, raw dogging.

[A]

Raw dogging boredom, bro.

[B]

I go back to you raw dogging the out of me. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. That's 5138 for your head top. See, here we go.

[A]

We're keeping that.

[B]

Oh, perfect. Back to you raw dogging me with boredom.

[A]

I'm like, this be like.

[B]

God, this is terrible.

[A]

I mean, week two of being roommates. That's how it went. I was like, I'm tired of this guy already. You raw dog smut about us, please. I want to read it on Patreon. No.

[B]

Hell, no. That would be. That would be hilarious.

[A]

They don't even let us into that website anymore. Like, the website of me. Oh, they don't let us into it. No, they don't. It's because you have to have, like, a. You have to put in your ID and stuff. I'm not doing that.

[B]

Oh, don't do that. Whoever makes that website will take that image of your ID and then they go be you. You think about that?

[A]

No. Anyway, my passport.

[B]

No, you don't need a passport.

[A]

Isn't a passport more advanced?

[B]

Think people need passports to get ID Fraud.

[A]

No, no, you don't need it. But it's more high up to get a. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand that. What's the point of all the other pages in a passport?

[B]

It's for, like, your stamp and sticker collection for when you travel.

[A]

Yeah, but I travel, and they didn't give me a stamp nor a sticker.

[B]

I think you have to ask for it. Matter of fact, I'm not gonna lie. I asked in Canada. The guy said no. And I went, this is lame. I swear to God.

[A]

Wait, so I swear to God.

[B]

We were. We were leaving to. We were leaving Toronto.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I said, toronto. We were leaving Toronto. And I said, hey, man. Like, I don't really.

[A]

This.

[B]

This is my first time. Can I get, like, a sticker or like a stamp or something.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He goes, ah, it's in the movies, kid. Don't. And I went, 127 years old, and I have my own kid. Don't call me kid. 2.

[A]

What the.

[B]

You mean you don't do that.

[A]

Why? I have a booklet, so that's what I'm saying. So the whole time, whenever they gave me my passport because I'm freshly in the passport game. I'm not a passport.

[B]

Exact. You're not a passport princess?

[A]

No.

[B]

Passport junkie.

[A]

I want to be a passport princess so bad.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Any sort of princess.

[B]

I'll take the things you. Oh.

[A]

So I got a passport, right? And I was like. I was looking through, and it was a bunch of blank pages.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was like, what's the point.

[B]

Of all this hills and, like, pictures in the background.

[A]

So strange. And then. So I still don't quite understand it if it's not mandatory to get a stab nor sticker.

[B]

Yeah. I don't. That's a hell of a point.

[A]

What am I paying for?

[B]

Why you gave me a little bit tiny book that's good for 10 years when I don't even have to prove that I've used it.

[A]

And there's really no difference between my passport or my id. Except for the picture. I literally look like a flight risk.

[B]

And so it's like, yeah, no, I think there's a hot take. I think they do that on purpose.

[A]

Yeah. I do not look safe.

[B]

I think they do that on purpose. Yeah.

[A]

I'm like this.

[B]

Yeah, no, it's. They go. They go. No jewelry, no emotions.

[A]

Right.

[B]

No teeth, no smile. And I'm. You think you. I literally look like this.

[A]

I'm like, yeah, it's like a humiliation ritual to go across other countries.

[B]

But then I also think they do that because if they ever really just don't give about you or your plans, they can be like, ah, look at this guy. Yeah, exactly. Not flag him.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

The hell. Let me smile. Let me show what I'm happy about.

[A]

Have you ever been. Have you ever been my password picture? They'd be like, oh, Pennywise is here. Have you ever been pulled for an extra screening at tsa?

[B]

No. Only a little play with the giblets once.

[A]

I like when they put a bunch of.

[B]

I mean, dude. And he was.

[A]

My guy was careful, but he definitely felt it.

[B]

Okay, now let's be honest, right?

[A]

And it jumped.

[B]

Is it? But he can't judge you and your jumping peen.

[A]

Yeah, dude.

[B]

It's like, I could do A double Dutch down there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But when it comes to TSA agents.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Should you have the more strict and the more rude person doing the giblet Grab and Touch kitchen?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or should you have the nice sweetheart? That's, like, third week on the job.

[A]

If it's me, I want the sweetheart. If it's somebody else, you want the rude.

[B]

Oh, you're a terrible person.

[A]

Oh, but I'm honest. All right.

[B]

It's got to be sweetheart. I don't think you can have the ogre of the group grabbing people's genitals. Oh, we got. We got. The radar detector went off.

[A]

But that's good. That's what you need. That's what you need. You get the right person, you can.

[B]

I'm so sorry. I'm so. No, now. I'm so sorry, sir. First off, I would love your consent. The machine did go off, says you have a radioactive penis, and I have to go down there and just make sure there's no weapons or anything. That could be a risk.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Is that okay? Sir, do I have your consent to touch?

[A]

I don't think that's how it works. I don't think.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna go ahead, though. But, no, I don't want some grouchy.

[A]

I do, though, but I'm saying, I feel like you could talk down the sweet TSA agent. You can't talk down the mean ones.

[B]

Like, out the bag. Exactly.

[A]

But I'm.

[B]

But why are we talking him down? You don't have anything to hide. Oh, my God.

[A]

But if somebody. No, I'm saying not for me. But if somebody does have something to.

[B]

Hide, then that's why you want him to have the hard, rude one.

[A]

Come on, now.

[B]

That's fire.

[A]

That's fire.

[B]

And if you're. If you scream at me in the TSA line, you don't. I. Oh, God. You're lucky.

[A]

Can I be? Oh, I think it's, like, the privilege of, like, a lot of TSA agents, like, know us. Right. I don't like that when I'm recognized in the TSA line that they just let me go past the security. I'm like, how many people are you just letting go past? Oh, I've gone on so many flights without going through detectors or the little put your hands up thing. Most flights during tour, Robbie got on.

[B]

A flight out of our country without a passport. Think about that. He left our country into another land, into another country. A passport without an id, and he.

[A]

Had an open warrant.

[B]

I mean, it's like, God, you Wonder why people are turning to criminals.

[A]

It's too eas.

[B]

They're like, oh, I've seen you made that funny video. You're good to go.

[A]

They're like, yeah, 2001 was a long time ago. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, we're good. It'll never happen again.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And I. But recently, I did get swiped for residue.

[B]

Now, I've never got that little gunpowder, little sniff swipe thing.

[A]

Yeah. But it's really quick. And then they did not even run it through a test. They literally were like this.

[B]

They go.

[A]

And they looked at it and they.

[B]

They go a bit dirty, but I don't think it's anything to do with guns. Good cinema.

[A]

Yeah, it's about it. Okay.

[B]

What is that, though? Literally, what is that? How are you swiping my palm for residue? For bomb residue?

[A]

Yeah. I don't know how that works.

[B]

You think I didn't wash my hands after I made a napalm strike? You think. You think I made it in the back seat of the Uber? You're like, I literally made an RCXD in the uber sticking dynamite C4 claymore 10 minutes ago.

[A]

Straight.

[B]

I'm like this. Oh, hey, how's it go? Don't think I'm hand sanitize.

[A]

Maybe it's that 1% that the hand sanitizer doesn't get.

[B]

Literally. You're out of your mind. You think I just have frag on my hand? What the hell? Yes. Yeah. Yes, Robbie.

[A]

Oh, yeah, we talked about that on Patreon. Robbie said he had a C4 in his bag. But he was referring.

[B]

Screamed it in an airport.

[A]

Screamed. He goes, I have C4 in my bag. And he was talking about the energy drink.

[B]

Robbie gave me a full bottle of water to go through dsa. I. The big black object in my back.

[A]

I go, yeah, Careful now. Careful.

[B]

Oh, yeah. No, he. No. You always have golden crotch. They always stop you, boy.

[A]

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[B]

Now, I. I'm gonna. I'm gonna tell a story. Do you mind if I tell a story?

[A]

Go tell a story to get us out of here.

[B]

So I'm. Tell a story, and I. And I'm. I'm giving you permission to roast me.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Me and Liv were talking about our childhood after the baby appointment and Yalls own childhood. Our own childhood.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And how we compared and contrasted, and it led me to this story that I forgot about.

[A]

Oh, God, your childhood stories are scary.

[B]

So we. There was a day in school where it was like. It was one of like a standardized testing.

[A]

I hate those days.

[B]

Worst days ever. And for whatever reason, our unit. You know how you got grouped up by your last names, right? So our unit. This probably third grade. Our unit got sent to the computer lab. Don't know why. We have a classroom. We got something.

[A]

I love the computer lab.

[B]

Pure lab lit. Yeah, especially back then.

[A]

They're circular.

[B]

There's like a desk. Had like eight computers. And just like that.

[A]

Oh, my God, it's so good.

[B]

What?

[A]

NFL Rush.

[B]

You played NFL Rush?

[A]

Isn't that the game where you do the kickoff return? Oh, my God. I never got past the snow.

[B]

Oh, my God. I love that game. Anyway, this test, I don't remember exactly what it is, but I remember the premise of it was essentially you had to keep getting questions right? To keep taking the test.

[A]

Okay, it sounds familiar.

[B]

It's one of those, like, you take it, and then once you get past them, maybe it's like 30. They have to have to report to the state. Whatever the hell it's like if you keep getting Them, right? You basically. Your test prolongs. It keeps going something like that. It's one of those tests. So subconsciously everybody knows that because we did the year before. So it's like it was kind of a who's the last man standing?

[A]

Right?

[B]

Because that means you're getting the most, right? That means you're smartest. Like, that was the title, right? So it's starting to dwindle down. There's like 10 of us left. I'm like, and. And me. Now it's a whole full blown competition. I'm like, all right, I'm top 10. It's not good enough. I'm like, taking my time intentionally. I'm like, okay, the answer C. I need to let him weed themselves out a little bit. So I slowly read. I'm like, there's two more down. Top eight. I'm like, actively trying to finish his first.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It literally ends up being me and this girl. I will never forget. That is so funny. Fake name. Her name's Gabby. Fake name. Me and Gabby. And she's at a different table. I'm at a different table. We're, like, in line with each other but facing the opposite ways. Okay, so, like, I'm looking straight. She's, like, parallel with me, but looking this way.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So if we look inward, we can see.

[A]

What'd you just call Gabby? You look at that N word. Is that what he just said? Is that what he just said about Gabby? Come on, man. You're better than this.

[B]

N word. I, N, W, A R, D. Inward.

[A]

Inward.

[B]

Inward. That is crazy. But that's a. That's a real word. That's real.

[A]

That's a true triple. That was three of them. He just called me even Dariel. Dariel stood up. He's gonna go for it.

[B]

I, in W, A R D. I'm not defending myself again. If we both looked inward, we would make eye contact like this, right? It's down to the last two of us. We're just clicking away. And every time we click, we're like this. Now, at this point, under my breath, I'm starting to verbally accost her.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

And I'm like eight. And there's no reason, but I. In my mind, I wanted to be the king of quiz. I wanted to. I wanted to be on top of that.

[A]

The king.

[B]

Quizzer the king. So I'm sitting there, I'm like, oh, my God, you're not that smart. You're not smart. You stupid. And I'm sitting there talking to my breath and out of nowhere, the golden moment finally happens. Now, I. I cannot wait to see your reaction. Gabby looks. She looks at me, I look at her. We go back, and all of a sudden, I see her hand raise and I go. I'm sitting there like, oh, you better. You better be done. Teacher comes up, she goes, I'm finished with my test at that moment.

[A]

So the whole.

[B]

The whole rest of class is still in their seats.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But they're like, on, like. Like click pics or whatever it was called, like the coloring game. At that moment. I scooted my seat back, threw my feet on top of the desk.

[A]

Threw.

[B]

My hands behind my head, and audibly.

[A]

Went.

[B]

Golly, it feels good. I'm like 8 years old and I'm. You have to imagine, like, oh, God, it feels good. I. You not. The teacher comes by and goes. Hits my feet off the desk, and she goes, all right, you're the last one.

[A]

Close the application.

[B]

And that's all I got from it. I thought I was gonna get a standing ovation from my peers. Everyone's cheering, oh, my God, you are, dude. So. You're so dramatic.

[A]

Oh. The more I learn about you, the worst kid I find out you were.

[B]

I was one of those. I was one of those kids you.

[A]

Got called out for GT because your parents paid for it. And you're like this.

[B]

They did not pay for it.

[A]

You used to sharpen your pencils in front of your Crutch.

[B]

No, I 100% did that. And I used to bring the football to school for recess. And if I wasn't all time qb, no one was playing football.

[A]

No. No. What happened? No, don't touch me. Don't touch me. No, don't touch me. You didn't deserve friends.

[B]

I go, I go, hey, bro. Hey, we're gonna play some seven on seven today, right? I'm all time qb, so we really only need six and six, right. I'm gonna play both sides, throw the ball every possession. They go, dude, why you always quarterback? I go, go find your own.

[A]

Oh, dude, dude. What? Why? Why? No, you're not kidding. At what point did you realize you.

[B]

Were I'm bad person? The all time qb. But I. What?

[A]

You were like, if I'm not playing, you're not getting the ball.

[B]

100. It's my ball. Why would I give you.

[A]

Dude, you're the worst. I bring better at sports and get picked.

[B]

I'm 8 or 9 years old. I bring a PlayStation. You're gonna. You're gonna play without me? Yeah. A cold day in hell and you.

[A]

Used to raise girls because the guys.

[B]

No, no. The girls used to race me because they liked me. My big head.

[A]

No, you raced you like.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

There was a.

[B]

Now, there was a girl that joined the dunk contest.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I absolutely put her in a blender.

[A]

I remember. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I dunked on her ridiculously bad knees. Got cut up from the wood chips. Yeah.

[A]

Cam, you're a bad. You're. I think I would need her in.

[B]

The back of the head.

[A]

What the. You just call me?

[B]

I said, I think I need her.

[A]

In the back of the head. That's not what you said. I think I need her. Look at that. Need her up there.

[B]

I said, that's like four of them.

[A]

He's getting real close.

[B]

Kneed her in the back of the head. After I looked inward. I'm just kidding.

[A]

If you're this far. If you're this far, put. Whoa. Be careful in the comments for Cam.

[B]

These are crazy accusations.

[A]

I mean. I mean, you can slow down enough. They put this in, like 0.25.

[B]

Add a little reverb to it.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

Now there's gonna be a whole diss track of me straight ripping. Straight ripping. The word.

[A]

I hope. Did you actually say it?

[B]

No, I'm saying with technology, if I.

[A]

Find out you actually said a camera, I will look at you different.

[B]

See, that's the thing, though. Someone could easily make that. That's why today's world is terrifying.

[A]

Yeah, they could easily make it. Just. Someone could just get a couple Millers.

[B]

I go, just get a cuff.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. That's a joke. Cam wouldn't do that. I hope not. If not, I mean, Dario, you're taking the spot.

[B]

I go. No, no, no. I wouldn't, I wouldn't.

[A]

I'm just kidding. All right, I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture paying a camp. Pop culture paying a camp. Now, this is pre recorded because this is, you know, Thanksgiving holidays and such a good person. I give people so much time off. So this pop culture might be a little outdated for whenever this comes out. By the way, still. Go get the merch right now. I'm sure it's selling like absolute hotcakes. Go get it right now. Link in the. Yeah.

[B]

Most bang for your buck description, but.

[A]

I still don't think that's true. Mine makes a lot more sense. And if you're in Texas and you see that whataburger sign. Go. Go take a picture of it. It's bank for Your bucket. That makes more sense. Change it.

[B]

Mandela effect maybe makes more sense, but doesn't make it right.

[A]

And I'm missing. That is crazy that I got exposed. I really. I thought I changed it, like, to, like, my beautiful black king or something.

[B]

Ms. Anube, that is. That is the wildest. Like, I. I genuinely never would have guessed that in a million years, Ms. Anubis.

[A]

Yeah, that's so funny. A six, seven. Man. Yeah. My pop culture just. It's. We're 12 days away from whenever this episode comes out to John Cena's final, final, final, final wrestling match. Last time in his jorts, man, I am.

[B]

When is it?

[A]

December 13th at Saturday night's main event.

[B]

That's his final wrestling match ever.

[A]

The last time you'll see him in Jordz. He said he'll probably make appearances in wwe, but you'll always see him in a certain suit. You'll never see him do any entering activity. You'll never see him in the jorts.

[B]

He's going to be in a suit.

[A]

I'm. I'm sad, man. He just did. Whenever this is filmed, he just did his last Monday night Raw, Madison Square Garden. He. It was a fantastic show. Him. Seamus, Rey Mysterio. They were tag team. And then Dolph Ziggler came back. I mean, it was like 2010 all over again.

[B]

That's Fire.

[A]

I still don't know by the time this recording, still don't know who John Cena's last opponent is, but sadly, it is looking like it's goon. It is looking that way.

[B]

Hi. No, I think that they're gonna hit y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

They're gonna hit you all with a curvy. They're gonna hit you with a curvy.

[A]

But they've done the. They're doing that right now. They're doing the. They're doing the. The Last Time is Now tournament to see who John Cena's last opponent is.

[B]

Oh, that's Fire. They're doing a tournament, which is great.

[A]

I think that's great writing. I love that. Dolph Ziggler came back. Our boy, Javon Evans, he's a YSK fan family member. Shout out to you if you're watching this. He faced Gunther on Monday. He lost. Dolph Ziggler lost. Zack Ryder came back lost. So I'm not sure who. All the nostalgic people that came back. That would have been cool. Yeah, it's not gonna be them. So I think it's. It's shaped up to be Gunther. I don't know, bro.

[B]

No, they. There's no way. They gotta do something. That's not. That's not.

[A]

Gunther's a star's. A star.

[B]

But there's no. No, you're talking. You're literally talking about.

[A]

About. And he's put in that. He's put in the years. I mean. I mean, it's fine. He's a great wrestler too, I guess.

[B]

I don't think it is. You're talking about somebody that. Like John Cena.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's unreal, bro. There's.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

There's no way.

[A]

If it's. It's. It's wrestling, it's wwe. You never know.

[B]

He's either the go. He's either. He's either the goat or on your Mount Rushmore if you're a true WWE fan. Like, not your person.

[A]

Oh, John Cena.

[B]

John Cena, Yeah, yeah, of course.

[A]

He's the. No, he is the greatest of all time.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. You can't give him Gunther.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Just can't do it.

[A]

I don't know. Might be great. We'll see.

[B]

See.

[A]

No, I'm not going. I can't afford those.

[B]

Oh, my God. What do we. What do we do to get you there?

[A]

Send me money. Don't like the way you said that.

[B]

Where is it? Where is it? Location wise, I don't know where Saturday night main event is.

[A]

I don't know. I don't know. But he's got Survivor Series before then.

[B]

And then he's.

[A]

Because he's going to face Dom. He's going to give Dom his Internet continental championship back, and then he's going to go off to Saturday night main event and it'll be it.

[B]

Are you going to cry? Yes or no?

[A]

You're going to cry.

[B]

You're 100% going to cry.

[A]

Oh, so many people are going to come out and clap for him. He's going to cry all day. Oh, yeah, cry. It's San Diego. Oh, I might. I got family on San Diego. Really?

[B]

I go, really? Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Go out there. Send me money for it.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

Oh, we got to get in there.

[A]

I don't know. We'll see. But yeah, that. We only got a minute left on this hard drive, so. That was a great pop culture. Sorry you didn't get one.

[B]

No, I was.

[A]

I was.

[B]

I didn't want you to say that.

[A]

Oh, no. We got a minute left on the hard drive. Oh, yeah. Well, but that one. Pop Culture Payday Camp. Pop Culture Payday Camp. Get us out of here in 40 seconds.

[B]

SP said earlier, Guys, the merch is live. I promise you. The product is fantastic. The quality is amazing. It's the whole balloon arc. It's the balloon Y sk so look at that.

[A]

Look at that man.

[B]

Look at that. Beautiful, man. It's live in the description right now. It is only available for one week. This is available for one week. And then it's gone forever. And there's never gonna be any of it made again. So we absolutely love y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

Merch is live. M I l confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. We love you. Cannot wait to see you in the next one.

[A]

Remember, 1 out of 10 claw bears don't make home to Christmas and we will see you next time. Go get the merch. Yes, sir.

[B]

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