INTRODUCING OUR NEW HOST! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast - Episode: INTRODUCING OUR NEW HOST! Release Date: August 4, 2025
Hosts: Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy
Co-Host Introduced: Savannah (Make a Wish recipient)

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Introduction

In episode 176 of the You Should Know Podcast, hosts Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy celebrate their return to the studio after a grueling East Coast tour. The episode is marked by their signature blend of candid conversations, playful ribbing, and heartfelt moments. Notably, the episode introduces Savannah, a Make a Wish recipient, as the new third host, adding a fresh dynamic to the show.

Returning to the Studio

After completing eight shows across the East Coast and Toronto in just eleven days, Peyton and Cam express their excitement and relief at being back in the studio. Their enthusiasm is palpable as they share anecdotes from the road, setting the stage for an engaging episode.

• Peyton (01:18): "We're back. We're back. Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know podcast episode 176."

On-Tour Antics and Friendship Dynamics

The core of the episode delves into the hosts' experiences on tour, with plenty of humorous exchanges highlighting their close friendship and the challenges of life on the road.

Living Arrangements and Hygiene Habits

Peyton playfully criticizes Cam's hotel room habits, leading to a humorous back-and-forth about cleanliness and personal quirks.

• Peyton (05:28): "You are a monster. You are a tyrant. ... The way this man lives inside of a hotel room is absolutely disgusting."
• Cam (07:05): "He took a shower, gets out of the shower, and you literally go, oh, better not turn that corner. I'm real naked over here."

Handling Stress and Behavior on the Road

Cam shares a particularly frustrating experience from a flight, where a flight attendant's poor service led to a messy spill, sparking a comedic yet relatable discussion about dealing with stress and unexpected challenges.

• Cam (16:31): "I was like, what health insurance do you have? Because you're about to get jawed."
• Peyton (21:44): "That is a horrible mindset."

Introducing Savannah: The New Host

A significant highlight of the episode is the introduction of Savannah, whose participation stems from a Make a Wish request. Peyton and Cam share touching stories about Savannah, emphasizing her positive spirit and the honor of having her join the podcast.

• Peyton (87:00): "Savannah. She is the coolest girl in her whole family that we have ever met."
• Cam (87:17): "Savannah is super cool. I think Make a Wish is gonna put out an article about her so y'all can read more about the story."

Community Engagement and Listener Interaction

Throughout the episode, Peyton and Cam engage with their listeners by addressing comments and sharing personal stories, fostering a strong connection with their audience.

Personal Reflections and Anecdotes

The hosts share personal reflections, such as childhood memories and amusing incidents from their past, adding depth to their on-air personas.

• Peyton (33:28): "I found a journal. It was my journal from the year 2006."
• Cam (35:05): "I was having makeout sessions in kindergarten... I would just say that."

Humorous Banter and Light-Hearted Conflicts

Peyton and Cam's chemistry shines through their playful banter, teasing each other about various aspects of their lives, from video game frustrations to personal habits.

• Cam (27:05): "Video game people lack accountability."
• Peyton (28:00): "Is this an AA meeting for video games? What are you doing right now?"

Heartfelt Moments and Supportive Friendship

Amidst the jokes and teasing, genuine moments of support and camaraderie emerge, showcasing the strong bond between the hosts.

• Cam (77:57): "You are the worst people I have ever met. I hate to say it."
• Peyton (78:07): "You have some little dictatorship, some weird... something’s going on and it needs to be studied."

Conclusion and Future Plans

As the episode wraps up, Peyton and Cam express gratitude towards their fans, promote upcoming shows, and hint at future episodes featuring Savannah's contributions.

• Peyton (90:48): "Remember, go to the Patreon to see us. Talk about it. Rank the shows."
• Cam (87:00): "Savannah is going to be the official third host of the You Should Know Podcast."

Notable Quotes

• Peyton (03:22): "This feels like a rejuvenation of the soul."
• Cam (14:12): "I have open cuts on my sphincter. And so when that champagne was hitting it, it was burning."
• Peyton (27:10): "I wear it on repeat."
• Cam (44:02): "How long have I been with this woman?"

Final Thoughts

Episode 176 of the You Should Know Podcast masterfully balances humor, personal stories, and heartfelt moments, making it a memorable installment for both new and longtime listeners. The introduction of Savannah adds a new layer of depth, promising exciting developments in future episodes. Peyton and Cam's dynamic continues to resonate, reinforcing why listeners keep coming back for more.

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This summary encapsulates the essence of the episode while highlighting key moments and quotes. For a more in-depth experience, listeners are encouraged to tune into the full episode.

Transcript

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We're back.

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We got co host Cam back in the studio.

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Attaboy. That a boy. How you doing, bud?

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I'm good, Daddy Yankee. Excessive, excessive mini hands.

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Excessive mini hands.

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Excessive mini hands on the floor.

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How are we doing, man? Man, you don't look good.

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Hey, I know that. I don't need. I don't need a double down.

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I know we have been at it, huh, boy.

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Boy. But I'm not gonna lie. It does feel. It does feel fantastic to be back.

[B]

It does feel so good to be back in the studio. The last two episodes have been. Three episodes have been pre recorded.

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Yes. It's like a rejuvenating of the soul.

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Yeah. And it feels like we haven't been on a microphone in a long time other than on the stage.

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Oh, my God. I didn't think about. Yeah, this feels so. At this point, this is a part of me.

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Yeah.

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At this point. This is my. This is my third arm. Yeah, it's or third leg.

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My third leg is.

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That's your fourth leg. You have a real third leg. I got industry average.

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No, I am textbook. Here's the thing.

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I am a part of the median. You are the outlier.

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I have an unreal number. Oh, quick math jokes. No, Is that not a good thing?

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Very negative. Very quick math joke.

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Okay.

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You know, we're starting off hot, and I don't know. I don't know if it's just been too long.

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I don't know, man.

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You know how there's an infinite number of numbers between 0 and 1? It could go forever. There's an unlimited amount of numbers between the numbers 0 and 1.

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Is that a fact?

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I didn't even know that.

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I did not know that.

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That is a fact.

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What's the number? Like 0.1, 0.2, 0.3.

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0.001. 0.0001. 0.1000001.

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Oh, wow. I guess there would be.

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It literally can go forever.

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But those are unreal numbers.

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But they could be real. Okay, now there's an infinite amount of infinite means. Never ends.

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Never ends.

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It does not end.

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No.

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So would that not mean that the numbers between 1 and 2 are infinitely greater than the numbers between 0 and 1?

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Thank you guys so much for coming back to the you should know podcast. We would like to round. It was a great thought.

[A]

No, it's. It's. We've been away for like.

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So can we actually have been on the road for two weeks straight? We haven't been home right Sweating. But I have a question for you. Right.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

Me and Cam are on tour right now. We just did the whole east coast in Toronto.

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Fantastic.

[B]

We did, like, eight shows in, like, eight days or something. Some crazy. No. Eight shows.

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Eight shows in 11 days.

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Eight shows in 11 days.

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Yes.

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So much traveling across the country, across multiple countries. I have a question for you, and I haven't asked you this.

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Okay.

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Are there things. Because we've been traveling the road together. Are there things on the road that I do that you don't like?

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Absolutely. Yes.

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Really?

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You are a monster. You are a tyrant. You. Oh, my God. And you're not a holy man. You are very much like. No, dude, the. The biggest. Yeah, the. Oh, my God. I could. Oh, I could cringe.

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What?

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The way this man lives inside of a hotel room is absolutely disgusting.

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That is not fair.

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It is. It's so fair.

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I live how you should live in a hotel.

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No. No shot. No shot.

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How?

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I have multiple things I can say that proves that point wrong.

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Tell me, Peyton.

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Inside of a hotel room is disgusting. You're disgusting.

[B]

No, I'm not.

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An armor, too. Yes. Thank you.

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I literally didn't see him when I got into a hotel.

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No. Oh, my God, no. You ate a chipotle bowl. Left half of it out in their room. Marinating overnight while we go to a performance, he comes back, his room smells like pico de gallo. No.

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Okay.

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You in a hotel room.

[B]

Okay, give me some examples.

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Okay. Peyton is a literal Oscar the Grouch. Pig, warthog, Nasty individual. He's so. You're so unhalal.

[B]

That's not even right.

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Halal means no pork, so you are unhalal.

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That's haram.

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No, no haram. He said no.

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No, boy. No, sir.

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But anyway, you're disgusting, and you can't. You. It's. It's actually to the point. I think it's crossed the threshold of subjective. It's. It is objectively.

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Okay. You have to give me an example, though.

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You. It. If someone were to walk into our room, they would literally think you just go like this. That's how you live in a hotel room. It is. It is.

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That's not true.

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Finish a snack. You go, bro. Hey, no, that tv. Little too loud. Hey, you mind if I have your drink? Oh, God, it busted open.

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Okay, but that's. Am I not wrong for living like that in a hotel?

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You go, oh, golly.

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Oh, I ripped a.

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To.

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I ripped a toenail off. They gave me, like. They gave me the presidential suite in New York.

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Oh, my God. That in itself.

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I was in a penthouse in New York. In our New York hotel. One of my toenails fell off, and I just threw it across the room in the 30.

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The 34th floor of New York City in Manhattan. He took a toenail. That was the biggest toenail I've ever seen, by the way.

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It was so.

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It's like the whole thing came off.

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It was a big toenail.

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So big. He went, oh, God. Flipped it in a suite.

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But is that not what you're supposed to do in hotels?

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I think you're supposed to do that.

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You're supposed to be nasty in hotels because it is not yours, and it will be cleaned up.

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That is a horrible mindset.

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I'm not saying you go above and beyond to make somebody's job harder.

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Oh, you do. Oh, you make a. Oh, if they go, oh, we got 3412, okay? They go, ah. Like, if they see your room, they're in for. They. They're working overtime.

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No, that's not true. And. And I tip my housekeepers. I tip my housekeepers. So I'll leave a hundred dollar bill on the ground on the. On the table. I will not. Well. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. He's a diabolical liar. Oh, my God. Oh.

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Oh.

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If you left a. Oh, I left a hut.

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Maybe you picked it up.

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If you own. Oh, I would have picked it up. That's what I was about saying. If you left 100, I would have. I literally would have grabbed it and took it from my own.

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And I gained in Canada. I left the yen. I left anything.

[A]

It's not yin. That's my money. That is Pierce's money. You did not leave it. And it's not called yin. It is not yin.

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But understand where I'm coming from, right?

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There's no understanding understand, right?

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Why do people get hotel rooms on their anniversaries? Why do couples get hotel rooms on their anniversaries?

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To switch it up so you can.

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And not worry about.

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The curtain.

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Yeah.

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He's just like, hey, that's the point.

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Of anniversaries and hotel rooms. That's why, Cam. You know? That's why. Kim, have you ever got a hotel room with your wife?

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Yes.

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And yes or no, Is it better than at home?

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I mean, it's better for the night. Exactly, because we don't pig it out.

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Yes, you do.

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No, we don't. We had a shower. It was a great shower. And then we went to the bed. We had a great night of Sleep. And that was it. We woke up, ate breakfast, and left.

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I flooded.

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Yeah, he literally flooded.

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I flooded the Boston hotel.

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He took a shower, gets out of the shower. This is a different thing. He flooded Boston. This is not in Boston. He takes a shower, gets out of the shower, and you literally go, oh, better not turn that corner. I'm real naked over here. Oh, it sure would be a sin if you came over and saw what I got. And I go, hey, don't worry. Not coming. You put your underwear and shorts on and you literally took the towel in the middle of our bedroom with and just left it on the floor.

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Yeah. What's wrong with that?

[A]

You opened a. You opened a glass bottle with a window. You used a window seal to crack a bottle. Coke went everywhere.

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I doordashed a Mexican Coke because I had an inkling for it. Like, I really wanted a Mexican Coke for some reason.

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Yeah.

[B]

So I doordashed. It was like 14 for one Mexican Coke. It came to the room, right? And I did. It wasn't a twist.

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It was a bottle opener.

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You need a bottle opener. And we didn't have one. So I went to the window.

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The window, the window seal.

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And I was like. And it went all over the window.

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Sprayed on the ground. And then before, before freaking out, before saying anything about it, before even acknowledging it, he goes, takes his couple sips, then he goes, oh, man. And sits back down, starts playing me in ncaa.

[B]

Okay. Can I say, I would rather have me on the road than you on the road. You are not fun to be around on the road.

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You are a. You are a bad person. You're a bad person.

[B]

Can I say why, though?

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I would love to hear.

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Because.

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Love to you.

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Because me. You know what you're getting with me on the road? You're getting degeneracy.

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Yeah.

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You're getting drinks.

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Yeah.

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You're getting dirt. You're gonna get wild out, like, rock star lifestyle whenever you're with me. You saw how I did in Philadelphia. What? That barricade came down when I went outside. So it's like, I like living like that. Like, we're on tour. You're supposed to be like, ah, fun. That's. It's better to have me. Because you are inconsistent. You're very inconsistent on the road.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

There's times when you're like, yeah, I want to party, have fun. We're going to stay up till 4am yeah. But then there's times where you're like, itinerary, we're gonna go watch the national. We're gonna look at the national monument, Then we're gonna go storm the Capitol, and then that's like Holocaust museum. Like, it's not. Like, there's no consistency with Cam.

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Sue me if I'd rather go to a Holocaust museum, which learn about history, then spoil my room and get drunk and dirty.

[B]

No, there's. That's fine.

[A]

First off, that's crazy. That rocks. Rockstar life equals dirty room to you.

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Yes.

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How is that fun?

[B]

You've heard of the Motley Crew? What they did.

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We're not the Motley Crew, buddy. We're not the Motley Crew. We come in to our nice hotel room, and we can keep it nice. But you're just like, dude, man, this isn't rager enough for me. You got something I can break real quick? You got something I can shatter on the ground? Maybe just a little destruction put us right over the edge. For what? But Young blood, your shower and go to bed.

[B]

Youngblood's performing at the same venues we are, and I saw it, and it inspired me to be a rock star.

[A]

Okay, how about you go. You should go outside the 7 11, buy a pack of cigarettes. Start there.

[B]

It's not good.

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Start just yanking cigarettes. You want to be a rock star.

[B]

But you understand how that's not cool. Like, you'll. And. And the thing is, you'll change who you are in the middle of the day.

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Oh, you'll be.

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You will.

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He'll be like, sorry that I'm human.

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I'll be like. He'll wake up and be like, dude, let's just get drunk tonight. Let's have a fun time. We're outside. Let's go party all day. I'm excited. Like, yeah, man. Let's go get gnarly, man.

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Let's go.

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Let's go do something. Let's go kick some people.

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You're not real.

[B]

And then nighttime comes around. He's like, I want to FaceTime my son. And he. And he wants to knit and read books and watch Fruits.

[A]

Never knitted. You're the one that watched Fruits, and I completed the book. Good read.

[B]

Cam almost punched the lady that was knitting on our plane.

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That was. I was wound up too tight. She had nothing to do with it. God bless her soul. I just. It was one of those moments.

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You know who. It did have something to do with it?

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Who?

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Flight attendant.

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Dude.

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Cam almost punched a flight attendant in the face.

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This. This is. This is unbelievable. This is my first time writing first class. First time, first class experience in first class. And we get the Jokester of the crew that's taking care of us, dude.

[B]

He was the most like, oh, oh.

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God, he's bad at his job.

[B]

He's really bad. He was trying to be one of those people that is like, let's make jokes.

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And, like, we can jab funny, right? Like that. Like those videos of the ice cream guy. He hands you your coat on the stick, and he's like. He was. He's that. But on a plane.

[B]

He was the plain version of that. And it's to the point it's fine to make jokes, right? It's fine to make fun and, like, do this.

[A]

You see, we're young and cool, but.

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He was doing it so much to the point where he was rejecting the customer service part of his job.

[A]

You're now no longer providing me with business class expertise. You're treating me like we're on a Greyhound, and you're just a random guy next to me that wants to have a fun afternoon.

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Ken was, like, looking at me like, does he know I'm not used to this? Like, does he know I'm not supposed to be here?

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We have started this from the jump. We get on the plane first. It's my first time flying first. Oh, that's a lot of Fs. This is my first time flying first class.

[B]

There you go, Bob.

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Sit down. And immediately, I didn't even. I didn't know this. They asked us what we want to drink before anyone else is even on the plane. I said, oh, my God, this is pretty. This is. This is different. He walks up, and me and Pete look at each other. We go, you feeling a little mimosi?

[B]

Little mimosi?

[A]

Little mimosi for the sky?

[B]

Little. Most champagne little. Drop it, oj.

[A]

So the guy gets to us, goes, gentlemen, what would you like to drink? And I typically, if it's ever me and Pete and something has to be said aloud, it's me doing the talk.

[B]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I don't like to talk to straight.

[A]

Like, he's like, tell him, too. He's right there in his phone. So I go, I like prep cam, too.

[B]

I'll be like, hey, they're about to come over and ask questions. Tell them I want this.

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Yeah, he preps. It's like, just speak. But anyway, he preps me. I go, oh, we'll take two mimosas. And he goes, oh, mimosas. I thought we were. I thought we were two gentlemen. That's girly. Drink. No.

[B]

Yeah. First of all, it's offensive.

[A]

Yeah, I said that's. Pretty strange. Give me the mimosa. Do you have it or not? He goes, oh, we can do it. We can do it. Just thought you were men, right? Like hairy. Chaz and I go, go get the drink. I'm not. We're not laughing.

[B]

Yeah. K was already upset at this guy. He did not like him.

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Comes back to mimosas, hands it to us and goes, let me know when you girls need another one. So I'm like, all right, bro. This is like, I get what you're doing, right? Funny little banter.

[B]

We're not friends though, right?

[A]

He comes out with the warm nuts. As he's handing me the warm nuts, a couple of them fall out.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he goes, oops. Should have grabbed it earlier. So now you're blaming on me, right? And this isn't going to go well because I don't. I don't take that. I just can't take it. The flight continues. We asked for another mimosa and another. So we're on like our third, right? We're having a fun time. We're just talking in the sky. Oh, my God. Before it even took off. Before the plane took off. I go, where's the bathroom up here? He goes, oh, oh, right here. It's the lights already dropped. We're about to take off. It's dark. That was never been up here.

[B]

That was your fault, bro.

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I don't know where the bathroom is.

[B]

There's bathrooms. It's so. It was so embarrassing because it was the guy. The guy already knew that Cam is not used to this at all. And so it came was like, where's the bathroom? He goes right there, like to the front of the plane, right where every bathroom is at the front of the plane. Cam walks up there and he's like doing circles. I'm point where this 90 year old, like the guy is basically dead. This is his last flight. Sitting next to me. And he goes, your boy needs a map.

[A]

And I said, oh, you'd be like, oh, you need a dentist. He's like, your boy needs a map.

[B]

Oh, Robbie, Robbie, not a headstone.

[A]

What? You need two extra pallbearers.

[B]

You ever been a pallbearer? Sucks. They're heavy. Dead people are heavy. It's a lot of dead weight.

[A]

I think it's a coffin.

[B]

All that stuffing they put in them. Here we go. So. So Cam goes, threw up.

[A]

I almost threw up just now. No, you caused something.

[B]

Yeah, they like, oh, God. Anyway, never mind. So Cam goes up there with obviously the bathroom. Is he's doing a 360, like he's a lab trying to find a spot to lay down.

[A]

All the lights are off, Cam. No, I haven't.

[B]

I have a video of it, too.

[A]

I have never used the bathroom. Yeah, the one that's right in front.

[B]

You've never used the first class bathroom?

[A]

Never use first class bathroom. So I don't know where is. I've never done this.

[B]

He opens. No, it's right there. This mother goes to try.

[A]

What did he say?

[B]

Shut the up.

[A]

Because he did that to me. He. It was another one of his little jokes.

[B]

No, but, Cam, that was obvious.

[A]

But he goes. He goes, it's right there. And points to the storage closet.

[B]

He opens a storage closet. Open this big. He goes, is it in here? Like, Cam, you would have to crawl in that to get in there. The door is this big, and he's trying to open it.

[A]

The lights are off.

[B]

Everybody in first class is like this.

[A]

Oh, and Payton Peyton. Oh, my God. Yes or no? Were you embarrassed to be my friend?

[B]

Oh, my God. So embarrassed.

[A]

You. You suck. Oh.

[B]

Whenever they bring you the meals and they give you this warm towel in first class, you just want to wipe your hands with it, right? To clean your hands and clean your. Your. Your spot.

[A]

Never can win like this. Yeah, I did the same.

[B]

Are you nasty?

[A]

I probably got an eye boogie. I can get off with this. That mother's hot.

[B]

But anyway, anyway, so this guy, for, like, 45 minutes, this flight attendant, is roasting us and trying to make jokes. Just the point. Stupid little joke. It's not funny. It's not funny at all. And it's like I'm getting Cam's. Like, Cam's getting to the point of anger where he's biting his knuckles like he's mad. The lady in front of him is knitting and, like, hitting this chair back, bro.

[A]

Okay, but the re. We're almost done. There's two things. The reason I got mad is cuz when we asked for the third mimosa, it was over an hour before he got back to us, and he was giving other people drinks. The. The people, like, directly in front of us are receiving refills.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I'm like, is he just. Is this a part of his shtick?

[B]

Yeah, like, not serving us.

[A]

And I. So he. I finally saw him. I go, sir, like, are those mimosas? Can we get him? He goes, oh, yes. Sorry. Sorry. So when he comes back, he comes back with two full glasses of orange juice, two little half glasses, and then two bottles of champagne.

[B]

Brings Us the bottles of champagne for waiting.

[A]

Basically, like what CJ Did. Can't shoot a whole liter Diet Coke.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like he just gives it to where we can make our own.

[B]

He hands Cam one to open it.

[A]

And I open it. Like a gentleman or a human being.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And I open it, and I start.

[B]

Pouring word for word.

[A]

He grabs Peyton's, goes, oh, y' all are no fun. That's the wrong way. He tries to be funny, snaps it. Champagne goes all over.

[B]

All over me. I am drenched in champagne.

[A]

Lap on his. On his thing. Like, his little cart thing.

[B]

I'm literally like this.

[A]

And we both hit him with the. You see what we meant how your jokes aren't really joking. Yeah.

[B]

Jokes.

[A]

Looking at him like this, and instead of. Remember, this is first class. There's eight people right here.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Supposedly supposed to be the priority of this plane.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he. Instead of. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'll do whatever do you want this said? He goes, oh, man. So sorry. I'll be right back. Three minutes later, comes back with a towel.

[B]

Yeah, dude.

[A]

It was. It was to the point I was like, I got to box him off this plane.

[B]

I have open cuts on my sphincter. And so when that champagne was hitting it, it was burning. You ever put, like, peroxide on a cut and you see a bubble? That was happening literally in my.

[A]

Yeah, I don't think that needed to be said.

[B]

My bad. But just know the discomfort. I had 40,000ft in the air.

[A]

Why. Why is your butthole scarred?

[B]

I think I wipe way too much.

[A]

You're wiping with a switchblade if you have straight up cuts, you know, you're.

[B]

Supposed to check, like, when you're done wiping and you see if there's no doodoo on there. I see when the blood starts coming, I'm like, yeah, I'm done.

[A]

Dude, there's. Oh, there's a lot of people that just had to pause. There's a lot of people. A lot of people just paused our videos. Oh, my God. A lot of people, they're eating.

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[A]

I have. I have another flight. 1. This is not the flight.

[B]

I'm so sorry about all these flight stories, guys. We'll make this quick.

[A]

We'll make a curse if this is when me and Pierce. So me and Pierce came back for literally like 14 hours because it was a one off day. We had in the middle, and I had to go back, see my wife and kid. It had been six days. So me and Pierce land. We leave. Where the hell was. I think Columbus? We land in Dallas. And I you not. As we're walking to the baggage claim. You know how the intercom how it'll typically be like, final boarding the gate. The doors are closing for flight. Whatever. Whatever. Mm. We hear. And you know how it's very easy, like a transition just goes, this is a final boarding. We hear the intercom turn on and it literally goes, we need TSJ to gate A1 immediately back up gate A1. We go, what the. Like, so much panic in their voice. And we're walking and we had. We had the debate because our baggage claim was to the left, but a 1 was maybe 10 gates in front of us. I said, I really just want to go home, but I really Want to see what happens? And then as we're deciding, should we go like. Yeah, let's do it. They cut back on, and someone literally goes, we need backup and Police Gate A1. And I go, no, let's just get our back.

[B]

What?

[A]

I swear to God.

[B]

What happened?

[A]

We don't know. I know you said that, but we have to. I had to just share with you I wasn't going down there. Why? Guys, I'm not. I'm not your typical why.

[B]

Yeah, you are.

[A]

I'm not your typical why. There's a spooky monster in a locked, forbidden dungeon castle. Let's go tickle him. No. That. You in that castle. I'm out of here.

[B]

Dude, that's. That's honestly your fault. You got to go. Look at that. You got to go see. Oh, so you couldn't go out there, dude.

[A]

And then. Oh, okay, then I have no clue if this is related, but, like, 10 minutes later, a guy was getting, like, stretchered out.

[B]

Oh, somebody probably fell out.

[A]

Some of I fell out. Or they got a fight or something because he was fully awake. He was cognitive. He was. He was on there. He was just on a gurney. You know what? It was wicked.

[B]

Whenever we were. You know, a lot of this episode is going to be based around touring stuff that happens, but I came up with something. I thought about something. While we were in a hotel room, while me and Cameron tour Cam brought an Xbox to our hotel room. Right. I don't like playing video games with Cam. I really don't like playing video games with you. Why? Because you get so angry at video games, and I don't understand that.

[A]

What the f. What do you. What do you mean?

[B]

Whenever we're playing video games in the hotel room, we're playing, like, ncaa. We're playing anything. Cam will make a mistake on the game and start cussing and getting so loud, and he does this with any game he plays. Why do you get so mad at video games whenever it's you controlling it?

[A]

Okay. Idiot. When I make. When I genuinely make a mistake, I can eat it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, I threw it to the wrong guy. He was clearly covered. When the game does something that it was not instructed to do, that's when I lose my mind.

[B]

That's not true. That is anything that happens in that video game is you controlling it.

[A]

That's actually not true.

[B]

I don't understand getting mad at video games.

[A]

You got a roughing. The kicker. I literally wasn't on the.

[B]

No, I'm saying that computer. No, you'll like Overthrow a pass, and you'll be like, son of this game. And you'll get so mad.

[A]

That's.

[B]

Or you'll. Or you'll drop a pass.

[A]

That's not me.

[B]

That is you controlling it.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

You'll get mad. You'll play Call of Duty. You can't keep the scope straight, and you're missing shots. You're like. You're mad at the game. You're like, this game.

[A]

No, that's me. That I do not control. First off, are you like. You act like you don't play games, like you don't know, but I don't. Goes on.

[B]

I do not let video games get me mad at a certain level because I know I'm controlling it. You'll say, I hate this game. This game sucks. It's your fault. Your control. You should never get mad at video games. Video games are not the problem. It's the person playing the video game.

[A]

That'S such a lie. It's unbelievable.

[B]

It's. That's a fact.

[A]

Okay? I need you to listen. Clean slate, and wipe the. Off your face.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

If I mess up, I own it. I wear it messed up bad. Play. If the game does something, it's a game. You are playing the game, not a human being. You are playing the right to make its own decisions.

[B]

You're playing the game.

[A]

I tell it to do something. If I tell him to go right.

[B]

And he goes left, that's never happened.

[A]

That is a recipe for disaster.

[B]

That never happens in a video game. That's not how video games work. You have an analog stick. It will go where you tell it to. You might have fat thumbs.

[A]

I might. I might.

[B]

And you move it the wrong way.

[A]

So. So the game has. The game has never done you wrong. It's never messed up.

[B]

No, I've done it. I've done wrong. If I'm playing a video game and something goes wrong, it is because of me. I don't understand that part of video game culture. I think a lot of people that play video games lack accountability.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

It's a fact, because.

[A]

Is this an AA meeting for video games? What are you doing right now?

[B]

I'm just saying, once I saw you play video games, I thought about video game people as a whole. Y' all all lack accountability.

[A]

P. There's no reason you should get.

[B]

There's no reason you should get that mad at video games when you're the person controlling it.

[A]

Oh, my God. It's like, oh, my God, I'm itching. I'M literally crawling. Why? I understand. I'm controlling it. If something doesn't go like I said to go, because I am controlling it. It equals rage.

[B]

But you're controlling everything, man.

[A]

Oh, my God. Really? Do I have 11 controllers when I'm playing NCAA? Am I blocking with my.

[B]

Okay, take it. Take a one off.

[A]

Dropping back.

[B]

Take a one on one game. I Call of Duty, then take a one.

[A]

I don't get near as mad at call.

[B]

Yes, you do. Literally. You throw in a control, you bite control. You punch yourself. Yes.

[A]

In Call of Duty, I get mad at other players because they're better than me. That's fine.

[B]

No, you'll. You'll get mad at the game.

[A]

No, I get mad at other players.

[B]

You like, Stop smarting me.

[A]

In sports games, I don't have five controllers. I can't control all five of my people on the court. I can't control Luca and LeBron in AR. I can pick.

[B]

Oh, my God. You can switch the player at any time. You call the play, you shoot the shot, you make the pass. All that happens.

[A]

That happens in the middle.

[B]

I don't understand that.

[A]

It's. Oh, because you're an idiot.

[B]

Video game culture, y' all just lack accountability.

[A]

Doubled. And Austin Reeves is backpedaling like a moron, and he doesn't sprint to the corner to where I can spray it to him for a three. I'm gonna get mad because he's like this.

[B]

But you can control him to go do that.

[A]

Not when I have the ball with Luca, you idiot.

[B]

I think you like accountability. I think video game people lack accountability. I think the culture needs a reset.

[A]

So then you're with us because you almost. You. Oh.

[B]

What?

[A]

Oh, my God. You almost squeezed my dog's head. You almost squeezed Ruby. You literally said she looks real squeezable.

[B]

Oh, yeah, 100%.

[A]

So you like accountability too?

[B]

No, but it was my fault. I said it's my fault.

[A]

Fault.

[B]

Everything that happens is my fault. You say this game sucks. This sucks. The game, the game, the game, the game. I'm so mad at the game. Even your wife says it with me. She's like, I don't know. You're controlling the thing.

[A]

Yeah. You're sounding a lot like Liv. She doesn't. She doesn't comprehend games.

[B]

And you. Oh, my God. And he'll be like, playing Call of Duty, and he can't hit a shot, right? He can't hit a shot.

[A]

Dude, this game, man. The stick drift, man, man, did have stick drips.

[B]

Accountability, bro.

[A]

That's Why? I bought two new controllers.

[B]

It's all your fault.

[A]

Fault.

[B]

Everything is your fault. Oh, my God. You can literally control anything, Pete.

[A]

God bless you. I'm sorry that you've never been competitive at a game ever. That you've never been competitive.

[B]

I'm better at nca. I'm better. I'm better. I'm better at NCAA than anybody in this room. That's fine.

[A]

That's your one game. That's your one game. So that is your one game.

[B]

Better. Anybody in this game? Y'. All. Y' all cannot talk to me. Y'. All. You don't.

[A]

You all. But you're. You're not a true gamer. You're very new into it. You played open world, like, PS2 games when you were young.

[B]

Yeah, you go.

[A]

You can go look in corners.

[B]

Y' all cannot. With me. A Crash Bandicoot.

[A]

Yeah, Crash Bandicoot. Arkham Asylum. That's the. You played. I was playing COD before it was even multiplayer. And you. That. You don't. You don't comprehend it.

[B]

I was having makeout sessions in kindergarten, dude. I was.

[A]

I was trading Bakugan and silly bands. I was stealing candy from the band and selling it in the hallway.

[B]

Yeah, you've always been a little bit of a degen.

[A]

My first ever level of gaming, I just unlocked some. I used to scrapbook. I used to scrapbook. You remember gaming? Former magazine. Yeah, I used to scrapbook that. I bought a composition notebook, and I'd go through every month's edition. Oh, dude, that's Yugi from Yu Gi. Oh. And I'd literally glue him on the page, write a little quote, and then go to the next one.

[B]

You had a diary.

[A]

I scrapbook. And I did it Saturday morning in the living room in front of my TV with cartoons on.

[B]

Oh, yeah. How old were you?

[A]

Probably like nine, Eight.

[B]

Oh, no, Cam. You should have been playing competitive sports.

[A]

I played flag football in the spring. No, it was such a bad league. We played flag football. At the end of each game, the coach gave us trading cards. And for the championship, I was running a. Running a post route. Balls right in my bread basket. Missed the catch. So I act like I tore my acl. I literally was on the ground, forced myself to cry. I had to think about.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I had to force myself to cry. I was thinking about somebody dead, and I had to force myself to tears to where it looked somewhat realistic.

[B]

Genuinely, you are the worst kid ever. Why were you scrapbooking? What was the. What were you getting out of that? Like, was that you're like artistic outlet.

[A]

I think it was I artistic but I definitely think it was because I don't know no one else in my family scrapbook. I think I saw it in a movie or show and I said, oh, dude, that's like. That's like poetry in some form. I said, oh, oh my God. And I lit. Oh, gee. I need to find it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh my God. What did I now I might tell me. I don't think I've said this. I found a journal.

[B]

You found a journal? What does that mean, you found a journal? What is that?

[A]

I found a journal. I was at my parents house a couple months ago and I found a journal in her keepsake box. That was mine.

[B]

Why do your mom own keepsake boxes?

[A]

Oh, she has everything. She has my hair, my teeth. No, my mom's. My mom's a secret double agent. My mom's a double agent for like marvelous.

[B]

Your mom's gonna be on Hallmark for hoarders. She has your teeth, your hair. She's gonna. She's trying to clone you. She's trying to clone you.

[A]

She is. She is, bro. But I. I found a journal.

[B]

Was it your journal? Whose journal was it?

[A]

It's my journal from the year 2006. So I'd have been eight years old.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. Oh, no. What was it? What was in there?

[A]

It was a Harry Potter journal. It was a Harry Potter journal. On the first page, you circled the house that you felt connected to.

[B]

What was yours?

[A]

Gryffindor. I said, I'm a good boy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I had four submissions in this journal. Literally. Literally four pages and nothing else. So I quickly went to the new toy or something. One was about Yu Gi oh. One was about football, one was about basketball, and one was about my brother. And it was the cringiest. The yu gi oh 1. Yu gi oh is my favorite thing ever. It's better than Pokemon because the actual show is about a card game. And in real life you really get to relate. And my favorite player is Yugi because he fights and duels for honor. And I signed it at the bottom.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah, it's bad. I can.

[B]

What'd you say about your brother?

[A]

My brother's submission? It literally said, I love my big brother so much. He's an awesome guy. He's so cool. He's a protector. Da da da da da. I love my big brother. Want to be like him. Why am I writing that at 8 years old?

[B]

But that's nice.

[A]

What happened to me to write that at 8 years old?

[B]

I mean, you because you literally had no friends. Like that's it. That's. I mean that's the reason. I was trying to not say it, but that's the reason. I mean that's better than my submissions that I would give to my teachers. My submissions. I would make up cheating allegations about my dad. I think I said that before, but.

[A]

Oh no, no, no.

[B]

I literally almost broke my household up just cuz I wanted to lie. I said I had a sister in San Antonio. Yeah, I've said this. Yeah. It's like, where's this on the riverwalk?

[A]

Why are you giving him to your teacher?

[B]

Oh, I don't know.

[A]

The assignment?

[B]

No clue. I just, I literally, I don't even think it was an assignment. I think I would just literally go to her. Ms. Graham, shout out to you. And then I would go to him, be like, my dad has a daughter. It's not my mom's. I literally, I would just say that. And then my, and then my.

[A]

You're going up willingly to yourself.

[B]

This. Yeah, I might have been on Patreon.

[A]

But I said there's no assignment. You're just going up to be like, my dad's cheating.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What the.

[B]

It was so. I was, I was so good at like telling this story that Ms. Graham called my mom to the school and sat her down and she was like, hey, does Mark have a, a baby moms outside of you? And she was like, no. And then she like Peyton's telling me all this. And then I remember they called me in there and they're like, peyton, why are you saying this? I like lie. I don't know. Felt like it. I don't know.

[A]

Dude. Dude.

[B]

Sister in San Antonio was my.

[A]

From your childhood. You were either destined for greatness or a horrible life. Like there's you, you, you. You're never going to be an average show. No.

[B]

No, no. Not ever.

[A]

You're never going to be just a regular hard working guy. Greatness, awful man. Like, yeah.

[B]

I don't know what it was in me that like I wanted to do it.

[A]

Oh, he's a lucky man.

[B]

But I'm. I would never be as bad as the people that I'm about to talk about. Literally the worst humans ever to exist.

[A]

I don't know if I can agree.

[B]

Because I, and this might be wrong because a lot of them are fans when I see them.

[A]

Okay. Oh, wow.

[B]

You ever been in a Target and you walk past the electronic aisle and. And you see a mother in a blue button up shirt with a lanyard and an iPad. Oh, and they work for AT&T. I Jing and I want to say this to you. You are the worst people I have ever met. I hate to say it. Leave me the alone. And I get you're doing a job. I get it. What the. Dude, I saw them follow an elderly woman to the bananas. No, no, no, no. Your. Your quadrant is in the electro away from Gertrude and the bananas. Let me talk to you about this at&t. Honestly, let's be honest. You've made me never want at&t.

[A]

Who do you have currently?

[B]

Verizon.

[A]

Okay, good.

[B]

But anytime they ask me who is your provider, I'll be like AT and T. And they'll be like do you have fiber now? I do. Off. Like I don't. They are the no reason for that. And why are they there?

[A]

No, seriously, they are the most. They. They don't give up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They will go to the end of the world.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

To try to convert you to AT&T.

[B]

I was in the screwdriver section, Cam and then cornered me.

[A]

There's a screwdriver section in a Target.

[B]

Oh yeah. It's right by the hangers.

[A]

There's a whole section dedicated to screwdriver.

[B]

No, but they got like 3m hangers and like all the like that kind of like the home fixer up.

[A]

You're gonna screwdriver. First off.

[B]

I don't know, probably a toy. I'm in a real toy kink recently.

[A]

You are. Oh my God. You're a bad person. You're buying in the loudest of toys.

[B]

No, not for your son. For me. I'm getting myself toys. Yeah. You realize you can do that. I'm really expressing my free will in my late 20s.

[A]

It's liberating.

[B]

It's so liberating. Cuz like I remember going to like Target and Walmart and Toys R Us as a kid and being like I can't get that. But now I can just get.

[A]

No, no, no, no. So you mean to tell me when we were in Boston.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In that CVS and we kept walking up and down looking for toys. That was genuinely for you.

[B]

I was going to buy toys, Cam. I love buying toys. I want a toy. Anytime I'm somewhere it's a reward for it. Like I can get a toy now. The reason I we got Dragon is because I was looking for toys and he was in the toy section and I got him. Is that an issue?

[A]

I think some something's underlying.

[B]

Is it weird for a 30 year old man almost to get a toy?

[A]

It's strange.

[B]

I literally am about to go. I saw this in Target yesterday. I was walking in the toy aisle looking for a toy. Couldn't find much, but I saw one thing that I really liked. It was this mask of a T. Rex face. Yeah, you've seen those. It's like this big T. Rex face. And then you go like this. And it will move with you. I'm gonna buy it.

[A]

I have one question.

[B]

Why?

[A]

And it's actually one word. Why. Why? Literally, just why.

[B]

Because I can. Literally, because I can. Like, I want to buy it and I really will never look at it again, but it's the fact that I can get it.

[A]

Dude, you have. You have some. You have something brewing, bro. You have some little dictatorship, some weird. I think it's like a fulfillment level of like, oh, I can do it. Because I can. You could. You could go buy a car right now, but you don't do that.

[B]

Exactly. But I think some people like when they get successful. I want to go buy cars. I want to go buy houses. I want to go buy jewelry. I want.

[A]

You don't want to buy. No. Something's going on, dude. We need to pray for you. Something. Seriously, like, something's Ha. It's getting worse as I don't know if it's the tour tor fatigue. Something's going on and it needs to be studied.

[B]

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[A]

We sure did, buddy.

[B]

What did we use?

[A]

Booking.com. yeah.

[B]

Tell them how easy it was.

[A]

It was very easy because when you travel with a pretty princess girl like Peyton.

[B]

I'm a pretty princess.

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[A]

Wants there to be a rooftop bar.

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[A]

What needs there to be a pool downstairs?

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

I mean, it's unbelievable.

[B]

Just to prove my point, we went to a Chick Fil A down the street. We walk into the Chick Fil A, popped a picture of CJ. AT&T workers walked in to the Chick Fil A, and we're hounding pedestrians.

[A]

Hounding pedestrians on their lunch hour, trying.

[B]

To eat in a spicy deluxe with pepper jack. And they were talking about, who do you got for service?

[A]

Well, why. Why can't we? I mean, I'd love to do it for you right here, today. Only take you 15 minutes. Ma', am. I got eight minutes left on my lunch.

[B]

Exactly. I was like, what health insurance do you have? Because you're about to get jawed.

[A]

Yeah, like that's gonna need it. You're gonna need it.

[B]

But anyway, sorry, I just had to put that out there for the people that think I was probably going too hard.

[A]

That's. I agree with you. They're the. They're the absolute worst people ever. And they have. They're. They're a little disassociated. They can't be all.

[B]

Yeah, But I have a question for you. What's up?

[A]

This dawned on me on the tour. We went to one of our hotel rooms. It was. There was the nicer tv, Right? Was that new one, that Samsung. And I turned it on. You remember how it was already logged in? Netflix.

[B]

Sure. Yeah.

[A]

Okay. So this brain was brainin' if you went to your significant other's house. Yes. You punch on Netflix and it's already logged in and it's the name of her ex. Ho. Is that acceptable or is that Red flag of the century?

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Oh, you're itching.

[B]

Oh, dude.

[A]

Cuz I. I know what I'm gonna say.

[B]

Oh, my God. I'm an arsonist. Not even paw patrol could fix what I'm gonna do. That house.

[A]

Oh, you're gonna need Wreck It Round. Bob the Builder Door the Explorer. You're gonna need them all.

[B]

Even bring that little fox. Okay, can I give you an honest answer, though? I'll give you an honest answer. I have questions.

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

How long have I been with this woman?

[A]

That is important.

[B]

That's very important.

[A]

Two months.

[B]

Too long.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

How long after. How long has it been since she's been in that last relationship?

[A]

Unknown. Maybe it's undisclosed.

[B]

No, it's gonna be disclosed. Okay, Say no. You disclose in the moment.

[A]

You ask her, you go, hey, how long has it been broken apart? She goes, eight months.

[B]

Oh, I got a neck cramp.

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

I got a neck cramp. How bad that just made. Oh, man. Okay, now this is. Circumstances matter. So is this my first time at her house? Have I watched Netflix on that tv?

[A]

You have watched Netflix on the tv. You're turning into Hannibal Lecter.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Netflix on that TV multiple times. This is the only and first time that maybe she. Maybe she was in the bathroom getting ready. You clicked it on and you saw the name of the profile.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

It's not her.

[B]

Oh, my God. I see Jeremiah on there. I'm losing my mind. I'm losing it on.

[A]

You see Enrique, you go, oh, man.

[B]

That suave son of a. Oh, okay.

[A]

God forbid. It's a Romeo.

[B]

Oh, God, the only Romeo I know is a model. Oh, wow. Now I feel like you're the total opposite. I feel like you would be fine with that.

[A]

I am 100% fine with you.

[B]

Of course you are.

[A]

Get your free Netflix. That's one less bill I got.

[B]

No way.

[A]

Do not care.

[B]

Okay, but then you go to. Recently watched on that account.

[A]

Oh, you watched that with him. How was it?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Hello. I'll watch it back with you.

[B]

Honestly, you're not helping the allegations. That's why you got that weird little chair in the corner of your room.

[A]

No, that's in. My God.

[B]

That's why you watch so much Duke Dennis. Oh, my God. That's why that is. Oh, my God.

[A]

No, I don't. There's nothing wrong with it.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

You. Dude, you know, you have this weird level of possession of possessiveness.

[B]

That's not possessive. That's respect.

[A]

That is not respect, bro.

[B]

Okay, in the position I am in life, you don't need to do that. I'll get you seven Netflix accounts.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Get off of his.

[A]

Exactly. But that right there is unnecessary. If that is her account, I'm not gonna make her shut her account down. Buy her a new account.

[B]

That's your. It's so disrespectful on her part, too, because you can go and edit the name on the Netflix account. You can edit the name to yours if you're gonna keep. At least give me the falsehood to think that it's yours.

[A]

If that's true. Then, yes, they should.

[B]

You might as well. You might as well call them in the middle of us, like, you know.

[A]

No, no, you go. Hey, I still got your sweater here, by the way. That was a lot. And this is clearly. This is clearly burning your blood. Let's assume the edit option's not there. You can't edit it.

[B]

But it is, though.

[A]

But let's. Let's pretend.

[B]

But it is. That's. This. I think that's just as bad. She might as well have a picture of him on her lock screen still. That's the same exact thing.

[A]

You are delusional.

[B]

No, sir.

[A]

And creepy. That is not. Bro. No. Boy, that. There's no problem with that. She's watching it with you. She's spending time with you. You are now her man. She is your girl. That has nothing. It does not matter. The past is past. You can't change it. If I sign and I see Damon, oh, my God. I don't care.

[B]

Okay? But the past is the past. I agree with that.

[A]

Yeah. Can't change it.

[B]

The past is the past. But you. The now is the now.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

Leave the past in the past. Once you broke up with them, you broke up with this Netflix.

[A]

Mm.

[B]

We better move to Hulu. Disney plus, maybe.

[A]

No.

[B]

Let's watch some YouTube TV. Mm. If you can only watch Netflix on. On his account. We're not watching Netflix. Boo. Boo. All right. Huh?

[A]

If my. If an ex buys me a cologne that I love, it is now my new scent. We break up. I still wear that cologne. Hundred percent.

[B]

What? Say that again, slow.

[A]

If I have an ex, right? She purchases me cologne.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I love it. I wear it so much. It is now my new scent.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

We break up, I start dating. Hell, I get a new girlfriend. That is my clothes.

[B]

Fine. That's fine. I'm wearing that cologne now. I have this caveat to that. What if you're wearing a cologne that you picked out yourself?

[A]

Okay.

[B]

The new girl you're with says, oh, my God, you smell just like my ex. He wore. That was his daily. Are you changing it? Are you keeping it?

[A]

I spent my hard earned money on that cologne because I like it. It's on my body every day, nine to five.

[B]

Cam, don't act like you have expensive colognes. The most expensive cologne you have is $25.

[A]

That is not true at all.

[B]

And that is A cam lives off of sample cologne.

[A]

No, I did for the longest. I had a TJ Maxx collection.

[B]

Got me through. It's like all his clones are this big.

[A]

Oh, no. That was. That's one that said squirters. No.

[B]

And you can't change the three squirters.

[A]

I have a nice. I have a very nice clone. What are you talking about? Some of your.

[B]

Cam, you have probably the worst clone collection I've ever seen.

[A]

That's a crazy cam's cologne collection.

[B]

First of all, we, as a committee of friends, we had to tell you to exile one of those because you literally smelled like baby urine.

[A]

No, I did not. You said it was babies throw up, and it was something to do with my pheromones. It was right when I had my kid. I got that. And that was a nice clone. Dude, when I had the kid got that clone, they fused together and y' all didn't like.

[B]

I'm just saying, you got to understand that that is not like. Especially in the cologne circumstance.

[A]

No, it's because, look, y' all way overthink things. You are. You are over.

[B]

She's openly told you, do you like the person? Yes. Listen. But she's openly told you when she hugs you, the first thing that comes to her mind and it's not her fault, is her ex.

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

That's not fine.

[A]

That's not. You want to play with you.

[B]

You want to put yourself in that position, bro. It's not saying it's a bad thing. She thinks that way. It's not. She can't help it because that's the. That's the smell she smelled every day.

[A]

But she can't, bro.

[B]

But if now you know that every time she smells, you, you're not at.

[A]

The top of her head, that's fine.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

If her. Her ex always wore red hoodies? Do I gotta get rid of my red hoodies?

[B]

That's different. That's a false comparison.

[A]

What if my favorite hoodie was her ex's favorite hoodie? Oh, every false comparison. That's the exact same.

[B]

It's a. It's a false comparison.

[A]

I'd argue that's. That is literally the same.

[B]

A hoodie is less recognizable and sends less endorphins to your brain than a smell does.

[A]

No.

[B]

100%. I think that's scientific. Smells brings probably one of the most endorsement raising things.

[A]

One sense. Sight is one sense.

[B]

No, no. Smell controls a bunch of different scents. Smell effects taste.

[A]

You don't taste cologne.

[B]

You can.

[A]

You're drinking cologne. You take shots of your cologne.

[B]

But smell and taste directly correlate with each other.

[A]

Yes. Not in sense of cologne.

[B]

In everything. In literally everything.

[A]

You're not tasting cologne.

[B]

I've tasted cologne that.

[A]

You're a freak. No one. I gotta go off tonight.

[B]

You've never smelled a clone Too hard. Taste that.

[A]

No.

[B]

Oh, it's different. That's weird. I think you're just kind of arguing out, and I don't want to do that because I don't want to turn that in.

[A]

I'm trying to argue.

[B]

That is weir. You're objectively wrong.

[A]

That is. No, I'm. That is not that. First off, that is clearly not objective.

[B]

I don't know. That's why you wanted to go to that one little basement party with no phones. If she was like a bunch of couples in there, I was wondering why I couldn't get invited.

[A]

What?

[B]

It was a weird little underground thing he found in Chicago.

[A]

No, it's not at all.

[B]

He was like, liv, come to Chicago right now. There's 18 couples here.

[A]

What if she goes, oh, you smell like my ex. But then we have a great time. The very next day we meet up again. She's. She's waking up, choosing to hang out with me. I don't care what I smell like.

[B]

That's fine.

[A]

And that's my money I spent on the clone. I like the clone. You should know Podcast this episode is brought to you by Shopify. P. Do you remember when we used to do our own merch?

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

The rest of the episode. Do you think this is weird? My ex used to make me spray cologne at the top of my head.

[A]

Ow. Why?

[B]

She said, like, right on. My scalp stinks.

[A]

You're what?

[B]

My corn pone.

[A]

What the hell is a corn pone?

[B]

Y' all don't call it that.

[A]

Corn pone. Corn pone. That sounds like you're saying something bad and you're having to censor it. Corn pone.

[B]

No, there's a layers to your head. Maybe this is a my family thing.

[A]

There you go with your. Your family grammar again. Get your curmudgeonies. Get your old wishy wisey. Oh, I put you on your corn.

[B]

Corn pone is a national thing.

[A]

I have. I am 27 years old in America, and I've never ever, until two, 20 seconds ago, heard corn pone.

[B]

Corn pone. Kitchen dip.

[A]

Hey, bro.

[B]

Hey, bro.

[A]

You're about to.

[B]

Y' all don't do that. Y' all don't name it that.

[A]

Corn porn.

[B]

If you go to.

[A]

I don't name my head. It's my head. It's my skull.

[B]

You can literally name any. You could probably go down the street in any urban area and say, like, give a diagram of a head and say, where's the kitchen? 90% of people are gonna point back here at the back of the head.

[A]

I have never named my skull. Like, did you. Did you not have Monopoly? You didn't play a game? You're sitting around corn poned.

[B]

No, that's it. I bet I can call my mom right now and she'll know what that is. Okay, let me bet you don't think she can.

[A]

I probably do think your mom knows it's your weird family. No, I'm saying call her if she does. It explains a lot because no one. No one else in this room knows what a corn pone is.

[B]

I'm telling you. Hello? Hey, mom. You're live on the you should know podcast. Say hello to everybody.

[A]

Hello, everybody. Oh, God.

[B]

Now, I got a question for you, and I want you to be completely honest.

[A]

God.

[B]

What? I haven't. I haven't briefed you saying I was gonna call you at all. Right. No, I'm eating lunch. My mouth is full of food. Okay, all right, well, food. Now, if I told ask you what a corn pone is, what is that?

[A]

It's that part of your head. Like, if you look in the crown of your head or kind of like.

[B]

Where there's a cow lick?

[A]

It's kind of that middle part of your head.

[B]

Okay, and then what's the kitchen in the very back.

[A]

Like, if you were to have your.

[B]

Hair in a ponytail or something and.

[A]

You feel under the back, back there. This is the kitchen.

[B]

Thanks, mom. Appreciate you. You have a good rest of your day.

[A]

You too.

[B]

Bye.

[A]

Now. Can I be partial? Is that a black thing? Like, like. No. See, like, at some point. At some point you're not gonna.

[B]

You.

[A]

You don't get to say these fake words. Make me feel crazy. Call your bloodline and then confirm it for you.

[B]

Wait, call Lisa.

[A]

Let's call Lisa. That's how we're gonna deny this.

[B]

Call your mom and see if she asks what a corn phone is.

[A]

Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. Hello.

[B]

Hey, mom.

[A]

What's up?

[B]

You are.

[A]

You are currently live on the you should know podcast. Just letting you know. Oh, okay.

[B]

Hi.

[A]

Okay. Question for you, mother. Now, I. First off, I did not brief you.

[B]

Right.

[A]

I did not text you. You did not know you were getting this call?

[B]

No, I did not.

[A]

Okay. Do you know what a corn pone is? What? A what? That probably tells you right there, right? Do you know, if I were to say a corn pone, do you know what that is?

[B]

No. Do you know where?

[A]

Like, you have no clue, right? No, I never heard. It's. It's so. It's so extraordinary. You. You actually have no idea what I'm talking about. You don't know if it's a person place thing. You have. You have no clue? No, I don't. No, I've never heard that. Okay, so if I told you a corn pone is the brand new brand of motorized scooters that they dropped, does that ring any bell? No. Okay. Because apparently it's a location on the top of your head. What? Yeah. What about the kitchen? You know what a kitchen is? Yes. Not the one you cook in. Oh, okay. Kitchen. In terms of kitchen. I know. Yeah. In terms of the location on your skull, you know what the kitchen is? No, probably not. Right. Last one was. The last one. You said the dip. Oh, the dip. The dip's pretty obvious, but that's. I think that's more of speaking to its structure, not location, but. Oh. Just. Just wanted to clarify. Mom. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. All right, love you. Have a great rest of your day. All right, love you, too. Bye. Yeah.

[B]

Now, to be fair.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't think. I don't even Think black. I don't even think. I don't even think Lisa knows all the cuss words in the world.

[A]

Yes, she does.

[B]

I don't think she does. I think I'm gonna quiz her on cuss words. She'd be like, I don't know, brother.

[A]

There you. You just need to. And there's nothing wrong with. That's what. That's what I want you to know from me.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

There's nothing wrong with this. But it's not normal. Like, it's not. They're not this world renowned thing.

[B]

I want. I want to do this more on the extended episode because there's so many people I could call that would know that. They would know the corn pone, the kitchen, the dip. My dad, white man knows.

[A]

To a black woman with black culture, black family for his whole life.

[B]

Live, live with. No.

[A]

Should we do one more does not know.

[B]

Should we call it or should we wait till he extended.

[A]

My grandma used to call me a corn poke. I would love to know what the she thinks that is.

[B]

Your grandma used to say that.

[A]

She used to call me a corn. She'd be like, bring your corn pump over here.

[B]

She called you the top of a head. That's what she was calling me.

[A]

I want to know what her take is then on it.

[B]

We can do this on the extended. Let's. Let's fulfill the rest of this on the extended.

[A]

I just want you to hear from me, your bestest of booze, that it's okay. You just need to come out and say, hey, this is me and my family's weird, strange traditions. And. And that's fine. Corn pone. I don't think it's in Webster's. That's all I'm saying.

[B]

Okay. I think the word is. The word might be, but used to.

[A]

Like, I've never even. This is my head. Every part of it is. There's no top of head back. Hey, you're touching my head. I have an itch on my head. I don't. Can you scratch my corn pond?

[B]

That's a lack of directness.

[A]

Like, do you have. Is your arm sectioned off?

[B]

Yes. Forearm, bicep, tricep.

[A]

Those are muscles.

[B]

Forearm is not a muscle.

[A]

No, you have forearm muscles, but bicep and tricep is what I was speaking to. This. That's a part of your arms. You're lat. You're naming muscles.

[B]

Am I?

[A]

You're literally the naming muscles.

[B]

Well, you say. He said there's no sections of an arm. I just Named, like.

[A]

No, I did not say that. I said, do you. I did not say there's no sections of the arm. I said, do you section off your arm is what I said. That's not what you said, because he's sectioning.

[B]

Everybody sections off their arm. There's sections of the body. Everything has a section. There's a. There's sections in your nose, the bridge of your nose, the tip of your nose.

[A]

So if you had an itch on your nose, you would literally say, God, I have an itch on the bridge of my nose. Yes, I could get the.

[B]

Out of Cam. Yes, you can.

[A]

You can really go, my nose itches. You got my nose itch. You know you'd say that my nose itches.

[B]

No, my nose itches means like. Like we're in the nostrils, which is a difference. Section of the nose.

[A]

You say nostrils. I.

[B]

You. I do.

[A]

You just said, if I say my nose itches, that would mean the nostrils. But you don't say it.

[B]

I'm saying my nose. I said, yeah, you can. I said, there's different parts of every part of the body. And you said, no, there's not. I said nose. You said, really? What is it? And I said, the bridge and those. The tip of the nose, the nostril.

[A]

First off. I did not say that. Holy. I did not say that. I said, do you section off every.

[B]

Part of your body and your outfit sucks? There's literally trees coming out of your drawers like that. Your outfit's so bad. No, no, you're. You're dressed. You are dressed like a kid on a field trip.

[A]

That is.

[B]

That got their Cheetos stolen.

[A]

That is fine. You are getting angry, and you're directing it to me. That's fine. No, you. Oh, my God, my head itches. I have an itch on my head.

[B]

Yeah. Which part?

[A]

Yeah, no one said that. Yeah, I got corn pone. The kitchen's doing decent. The dips a little itchy. Corn pone's a little dry.

[B]

I literally said, can you get my corn pone? I literally said all the time, you get my kitchen. I swear to God, I can make a phone.

[A]

Oh, my God. You've never said that. You've never said that to anyone. Oh, my God.

[B]

I can make a phone call. I can make a phone call literally right now, but that person cannot be on air. And they would say, yes, I do.

[A]

That because you've done it to that person.

[B]

That means I do it. You said, I've done it to me.

[A]

You've never done it to Me.

[B]

I don't ask you to scratch my head because your fingers are weird.

[A]

No, my fingers are better than yours. My fingers are better than yours, Ken.

[B]

Your fingers literally rounded off.

[A]

No, they don't.

[B]

Your fingers. It looks like you had a tip of the finger and it got cut off. And it's like little amputee fingers. That sounds. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Robbie has better hands than you.

[A]

No, he doesn't.

[B]

No.

[A]

Look at that little paw.

[B]

You know, I hit my head hard as.

[A]

What part?

[B]

Corn pone.

[A]

I hit my head hardest. Why didn't you say dip? Why didn't say your corn pone? Why didn't you say no?

[B]

No. That's so bad. No.

[A]

Okay, But.

[B]

Okay. All right. Okay. That's not a good go, Cameron. Because I'm not saying. In every situation I say that. I've never said. In every situation I said that. That's not true. No. I say to people that are scratching my head, lovely women that scratch my head, I say, we're gonna have to cut this out.

[A]

No, I know. You've said it. No.

[B]

Now you can say to her, I call 40 women right now. And they said.

[A]

Exactly. But that's. That's you saying that today.

[B]

So you're saying I don't say. Do I say it or do I not say it? You're saying I don't say that. I just said I do.

[A]

No, I'm saying you have never said that to us.

[B]

I don't ask you all to touch me.

[A]

I've literally scratched your head. I've literally scratched your head and I've.

[B]

Told you the kitchen. How do you never heard me say that? You've heard me say that and you're podding right now.

[A]

No, I've.

[B]

You're pod right now. He's faking it for the podcast. He's faking it for the podcast.

[A]

Never heard.

[B]

Put that on. Put it on your son's life.

[A]

I've never heard corn punch on his life.

[B]

That's not good.

[A]

I've never heard. No, no. I've never heard corn pone ever. I've never heard you say corn pone. I just put on my. How does my wife know what.

[B]

What a corn pone in the kitchen is?

[A]

Probably cuz she's black.

[B]

No, it's not a black thing. It's up my family.

[A]

We don't even know. We don't even know. She knows. We didn't call her.

[B]

Call your wife. Call your wife. This bit has gone way too long.

[A]

I've never heard that.

[B]

I Put on. Jesus Christ.

[A]

Hey, real quick. You're on the podcast, by the way, so you're live. Oh, God. Okay. Do you know what a corn pone is? Appreciate it, babe. A corn pone. Any idea? You can take a random guess. Yes.

[B]

Corn pone Kitchen.

[A]

Oh, like corn on the cob. Like the food. Ah, close, but not really. So you've never heard it? Love you, babe. Drive.

[B]

What about a kitchen? Live corn pone and kitchen. What about.

[A]

What about corn pone and kitchen together? Does it ring a bell? Huh? Hey, drive safe, babe. I love you. No. Nope.

[B]

Before we react to this, I got something to say.

[A]

All right. Love you. Drive safe.

[B]

I love you, too.

[A]

Bye.

[B]

Before we react to this, I got something to say. Before we react to this, I got something to say. This is the same woman who didn't know who Rosa Parks was.

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

Literally. No, it's not fine. That is not fine.

[A]

No, that's not.

[B]

So shut up. So shut up.

[A]

I'm saying.

[B]

So shut up. I'm not done.

[A]

I'm not done. I'm not done. You brought up. Can I talk? Can I talk?

[B]

I'm not done. I'm not done. Same woman who didn't know what Rosa Parks was. So can we say that Liv has never heard of Rosa Parks before? That's an answer.

[A]

What?

[B]

So you know how we just asked Liv does she know what a corn pony kitchen? And she said no, she didn't know what Rosa Parks was either. So that means she's never learned about Rosa Parks. Because I know she has. Liv went to school, didn't she? Went to school in Oklahoma. And let's be honest, not the sharpest we've ever met. Preston knows what that is in his.

[A]

Family, within his own family. Though if he said no, he's definitely saying yes. I'm just saying you've been going too long.

[B]

Okay, so I hit my head really hard in Toronto, right? You hit your head hard, hearty, on the side of the street. It doesn't matter. I hit my head hardest in Toronto. To the point I started, like, seeing the little flashy stars.

[A]

God, I hate that that happens. Even I stand up too fast, right?

[B]

And it had me thinking about my imminent death, how quick it could happen.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But more practically a coma. And I have a question, and I need this.

[A]

I'm trying to be practical at all that in the middle. In the middle of your life, you bump your head. Now you're thinking about being in a coma?

[B]

Well, I watched a movie with Lindsay Lohan, and she was In a coma for. On Christmas. Christmas or something.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

And then Brenda Songs was in a coma and she was. And it wasn't really her husband who woke her up. It was a really crazy movie.

[A]

Dude. I think that was on Lifetime.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The guy dies.

[B]

Yeah. So I've. I've been really into comas recently. That sounds crazy.

[A]

It sounds wicked. God. Dude.

[B]

And you. We know I don't have the best hygiene. Right.

[A]

It's not a plus and genuine question.

[B]

And I'm. I'm trying to be as. What happens right. During hygienic wise. Oh, you know what I mean. If I were to. If I were to be in a coma. Do they. They bathe you? Correct.

[A]

Yes. Sponge bath. Now straight to the sack.

[B]

Would you. If I. If I knew for some reason. Hey, I'm going into a coma tomorrow.

[A]

Absolutely not.

[B]

But I was. Cam. I don't want anybody else touching me. Only you.

[A]

Don't care. I go, hey, you'll never know. Hell, I will. Have this nurse who's trained and dedicated her life to this moment. Do that. And then when you wake up, I'll say, yeah, I did it. I did it. Hell, I'll take fake pictures. I'll be like holding the sponge. If that. If that's your wish, I'll fake it so I make it. I'm not.

[B]

What's the extent you would do I. I would brush my teeth. Brush my teeth.

[A]

Brush your teeth?

[B]

Yeah. You get in my mouth.

[A]

Actually, no, I wouldn't.

[B]

You really.

[A]

No. I've sitting there gagging my best friend with a toothbrush. He's like this. No. No shot. I'd probably put deodorant on you now.

[B]

I would need that.

[A]

That's it. I'd probably go, God. Yeah. He's a little ripe today. You're all right, buddy.

[B]

So crazy.

[A]

Put some sunglasses in a backwards ball.

[B]

That's the most I've. And it's really starting to. To upset me how little you genuinely care about me as a person.

[A]

Peyton. That dude. No.

[B]

It's genuinely upsetting to me.

[A]

No. This is going into the same. The. To the theory. There's no need for me to do that.

[B]

But I want it.

[A]

And that's too bad.

[B]

That's the problem.

[A]

That's too bad.

[B]

I would do anything you wanted me to.

[A]

That's not true.

[B]

Name one thing I haven't done for you that you've asked me to.

[A]

That. That there. I could. Okay.

[B]

I.

[A]

Let's see. That's on the spot. Of course. This is going to happen.

[B]

And if it doesn't, I want to go. Payta.

[A]

It's on the spot. I'm thinking it is on the spot.

[B]

There's. There's nothing.

[A]

But my mind's not. I can't.

[B]

Okay. That means I always do stuff for you. So it's so hard for you to think of something I haven't done.

[A]

No, I'm trying to think of something specific.

[B]

Anything. It doesn't have to be specific. Give me an overarching thing. Be a big thing.

[A]

There is. There's multiple things.

[B]

Like. Oh, there's multiple. Name one.

[A]

There's more. If we say if I. If I wanted to do something or go somewhere. But you did.

[B]

That's not for you. I'm saying for you.

[A]

What does that even mean?

[B]

Like you washing my. Is for me.

[A]

I would never do that.

[B]

I know.

[A]

I would never even ask you to wash my ass.

[B]

And that's selfish on itself because you know, I'd want to know and that's strange.

[A]

And there's no need. No, I'm not asking you. I would argue I love you more because I'm not asking you to wash my. You either have a weird kink or you have a weird thing where you want me to wash your comfort thing.

[B]

Knowing the person I love the most in this world. Even though it's not reciprocated.

[A]

That's not true.

[B]

Even though it's not reciprocated.

[A]

Again, mine is. Is. That's a comfort thing. Mine is more love. I love you so much. You don't deserve to wash my sphincter. You're not gonna do it. It's gonna be someone that went to school for it.

[B]

You don't go to school for Washington.

[A]

You go be a nurse. And to be a nurse.

[B]

But like, you don't have to be a. There's no like pro washer.

[A]

No, you're not pro. You can't.

[B]

I'm definitely in the minor leagues. I am definitely in the minor league.

[A]

You can't go pro for washing. But you can. Hell, you. You had a little. Maybe a two minute course.

[B]

What level would I be?

[A]

You would be in the. You'd be a senior on jv Washington. You'd be a senior on jv or like a. Like a. A finance bro on an intramural team at college. That'. You'd be. That's what you'd be watching for me. I'd be like. I'd be like a nice role player. Yeah. But I sweat down there a lot.

[B]

And you know the part is Teeth brushing.

[A]

You're dead.

[B]

Oh, no, no. I'm not even on the team.

[A]

I got cut.

[B]

They didn't even let me into the trial.

[A]

Oh, you died. Like, there's. Like, it's. It's all over.

[B]

The whole thing's over. Yeah, there's.

[A]

It's.

[B]

You know, the part is that I've been so open and honest on this podcast, unlike you, for years, that everybody knows everything about me, and you have this fake facade about who you are as a man and a person.

[A]

How is it a fake facade?

[B]

I'm just telling you, okay? Everybody knows everything about me to the point where there's people making these fan edits of me now. And, like, there's a lot of fan edits of me looking absolutely like a. Like a snack fest.

[A]

Scrumptious.

[B]

Like an absolute Chinese buffet.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All you can eat and on the main platter is Peyton. I look. I look at these, and they're fantastic. Then I go to the comments.

[A]

I read them, too.

[B]

There's like four or five in a row. Golly, he's so hot. He's a snack. Or that little. That screenshot of Kermit the frog opened up his little pocket. His little pocket.

[A]

I see those. Are you talking about, you know, so.

[B]

You know how he's a puppet. So there's a. There's a screenshot that they put in those. In those fan edits of him all bent over, opening that pocket up. It's one of my favorites. It's really funny and flattering, so thank you. But this. The up part is I'll keep going and reading comments, and then the majority of them are like, yeah, he's fine, but remember, he hasn't washed his. His teeth stink.

[A]

My favorite are the ones that are still there for you. They go, we know a lot about him, but he's still fine as hell. I don't care for them having to say, I don't care.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, they are disregarding so much.

[B]

Yeah. There's a lot that's happened to them in life, if you're to the point where you know that about. And I appreciate it. And that's why the Peyton girlies and me are so strong.

[A]

1 out of 10. What is your morning breath like, right off the wake up, dude.

[B]

It has caused me issues recently. It has caused me. Dude, I've lost women to that. No, you can't stay at my house. I literally, I think my love life has taken a detour because of my morning breath. And I think. And it's not my teeth. It's really my tongue, dude.

[A]

Oh. Oh, that's gross. That is gross. What do you mean?

[B]

So, like a lot of morning breath is like. It's guttural and it's like, it's the mouth. If I tuck my tongue, I'm fine. As long. If my tongue hits oxygen.

[A]

Oh, no. Clear the room. There's two things wrong with that. Quickly. 1. How does one tuck their tongue?

[B]

Oh, I'm back. It's like you fold it back. It's like you fold it back. Like, you know when you're rolling your arm, you just keep it in that back position.

[A]

And you're talking to him like this.

[B]

Yeah, I'm talking to him with the bottom of my tongue.

[A]

Yeah, you're talking like this. Mm, that's a problem. So they probably think you're the mummy.

[B]

Yeah, because there's. There's been girls, you know, I'm in the dating pool. There's been girls.

[A]

You're top level free agent, right?

[B]

There's been girls that, you know, we're having a. We're having good talks for a week. You stay over at my house. You know what I mean? I'll give you one stay over, but I'll have Listerine. Little. Those. Little, those, little.

[A]

You keep the.

[B]

Yeah, I got that. But then I got the little sneak joint, the little acid tabs of Listerine. I'll put that on my tongue at 6am I know I'm about to wake up. I'll put that over.

[A]

Oh, my God. I would argue. Dude, that might be a bad concoction.

[B]

But the part is, I remember this one girl, she was staying the night in my house and I, you know, she stayed for like two days, both days. Acid tab. Third day, she was like, let's switch sides of the bed. Oh, I don't got nothing on that side. I got no Listerine tabs on that side of the bed.

[A]

You got my whole first aid kid there.

[B]

I got my band aid and she went to around with that nightstand. I said, oh, hey.

[A]

She goes, whoa.

[B]

Through your window and never talked to her after that. We can't flip. If we flip sides of the bed, it's the last time we talk.

[A]

Okay. You wake up in the morning.

[B]

Yeah. With wake up in the morning feeling like Cam Kent. No, we don't. You feel like it?

[A]

Oh, no, I forgot. I forgot about all the news in the national news. I forgot all about it. I was just singing the classic. I was singing the classic.

[B]

He, he, he donated to his gofundme when he was in Jail.

[A]

No, I did not run it back.

[B]

Wake up in the morning feeling like Kam Kennedy. Got my hips on my waist, and they're really skinny.

[A]

Me.

[B]

What were you saying?

[A]

So if you wake up with a girl that you court.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you're about to go. You're about. You're. You're about to start your day, and you wake up, you're only allowed one of these things. Shower or hygiene, which is cologne and teeth brush. You can only do one off the. Wake up, and then you have to go out with her. So you can't take your morning poop or you can't shower.

[B]

Let me break this down to you right now.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

There is a science, bub. I have spent so much anxious hours on this.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

I know I'm not. If there's a foreigner in my home. I don't. I have three levels of opportunity. I am not. I would literally go buy a hotel room down the street to go. I will not. If there's a lovely lady in my house. I don't care how long. Like, if we get like, a year in. Y' all do it.

[A]

It takes 12 months in front of someone.

[B]

Depends on the lady, but. So that's not even an option. I will never in front of a foreigner. In front of a lady. I will never in front of a lady.

[A]

Dude, you're. Oh, my God.

[B]

What's the other one?

[A]

Shower, shower, shower.

[B]

Does that count as a bird bath? Like, can I. Bird bath?

[A]

Bird bath.

[B]

Oh, okay. I'll just. You know, and I'm not proud of it. I do wake up wet, and so my. My webbing is real sticky. Dude, y' all don't want to use my hand towel in my bathroom because that's. I've done a couple quick wipes with that. Don't use it. Your hands will start smelling worse after the. After the dry off.

[A]

No, it kind of. With me a little bit. Like, you're making me ill. Yeah.

[B]

Don't smell the white one. Don't smell it. That. That streak on. It's not a makeup streak, Peyton. You smell your hands after you wash my hands in my. Smell your hands after you wash your hands in my house. See what happens.

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

Use my. Use my towel. You're like, what the.

[A]

No p. You need. Like. You understand? You don't. Like. You don't have to be like that.

[B]

Like, that's the part that blows anxiety.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

Yeah, it is.

[A]

No, no, but at what point do you just, like, foot down and you say, I'm gonna change. I'm gonna change.

[B]

I'm too strong. I'm 26.

[A]

You're too strong. You're too strong. You're too persevering of a mind. You can. You can end this now.

[B]

Would it be wrong? Is it taking resources away from somebody to have like a hospice nurse right now at 26?

[A]

There's no way. There's no way. You just said that on the Internet. You would go. You would get a first class ticket straight down.

[B]

Highest bidder wins. That's bad. Now, that's too far. I was trying to extend the joke. My grandma, the one that died of cancer, severe pancreatic cancer, she had a hospice nurse and I said, you working overtime? When she croaked, I said, you want some more work.

[A]

You bubba.

[B]

That's how I joke.

[A]

The jokes are fine. I understand you're hurting. I understand it, bro. Hey, I got you the cleanliness, the like. Like you're a grown man.

[B]

Yeah, no, I get it.

[A]

You turned into a sith lord. I just said you're a grown man. Yeah, like, you got.

[B]

Did I?

[A]

Yeah, you were.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, I don't know.

[A]

Oh, my God. That's your. Dude. No, you have. There's. It might be. This might be spiritual.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, no, I'm not kidding.

[B]

What?

[A]

You really didn't hear yourself get deep right there?

[B]

No, didn't. C.J. didn't either.

[A]

And then you started spitting stuff. No, no, we might.

[B]

No, that's. That's allergies.

[A]

No, we might need. No, it might be an exorcism.

[B]

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[A]

I forgot to tell you about this in.

[B]

Does it matter?

[A]

It doesn't. But it was one of the cities I was trying to get. But I forgot to tell you about this. We were sitting out eating and it was one of the cities we went to. You went to the restroom and as you were in the restroom, it happened like a split second. This guy and his son walks by us and the just the awful 21st century Tiktoking mind of myself. You know, I'm a grown man with my own kid. This little kid, probably a five year old boy. Oh, this is gonna sound awful saying now he walks past with a ball cap on it that says meat eater. And now I said, I said no, it has nothing to do with that. But I said, as a father, why the are you putting that hat on your kid dog? Why would you ever dress your son with a ball cap that says meat eater? It was all caps, no logo, no branding, just meat eater right on his. I don't know. I was looking for like Nathan's hot dog challenge. I was looking for like an emblem. There was nothing else on the head.

[B]

It was a plain J has a.

[A]

Plain ball cap that read in all caps stitched lettering meat eater and his little walk around happy as can be. And I'm just like, that dad sucks, man. He sucks. Like there's there's no. Oh, no, don't do. No, no, don't do that. I'm saying that's, that's a, that's a nurser. That is a thing as a dad to do.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it made me think, is there anything that I could do?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

To Malachi to where you would like you could not help but jump in and tell like stop you from doing it. Stop me addressing an attitude of making.

[B]

There's already something he does. I want you to stop it. You don't do it.

[A]

No, no, no, wait. What the wait, there's things your son does.

[B]

I don't like And I can't step in. It's not my. My position. But I've brought it up in jokes.

[A]

Riddle me, let me know.

[B]

I do not like how your son puts his whole forearm in his mouth.

[A]

Okay. He's teething.

[B]

But he gags himself. He does.

[A]

Yesterday. Threw up yesterday.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So he's teething. He's very close to his first little white tooth poking out. So he's always just any. Anything that's in his hands, in his mouth because it sues it. Yesterday he literally went like that deep. And he goes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it smelled awful.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But that's what.

[B]

Y' all stop it.

[A]

What are the problems you have with my.

[B]

I said it last episode. I don't like the way I'll dress him to the pool. I don't like the way I'll dress him to the pool.

[A]

Super sensitive. And he has very light. Light, light white skin.

[B]

It's okay.

[A]

He's.

[B]

I don't like the way I'll dress.

[A]

It to the burn. Like a son of a. If we didn't have him in long sleeves and pants.

[B]

Gave me like a more. Give him a little more stylistic choice.

[A]

He doesn't need it. Like he's a six month old baby.

[B]

That's fine. I just don't like it. And that's okay.

[A]

Okay. That. This is not where it was supposed to go.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But you're pissing me off.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He's a baby.

[B]

Yeah. What was your question?

[A]

I'm saying what? To what extent something that I'm doing. Like I am dressing Malachi a certain way. I'm making him do this action. You're complaining about self things. The pool. Sure. But he has to. But I'm talking like five years old. Like, at what point would you literally have to jump in. Be like, I can't allow this. If you let you do that.

[B]

If you ever put my nephew in a leash. Okay, now if you know, you shut the hell up. And I'm being dead serious. And I'm gonna talk to Liv about this too. If your son ever has a human leash, a zebra leash on his back inside of a Kroger. I. I mean, I will never talk to you again.

[A]

I would never do that.

[B]

And I thought you had one.

[A]

I would never leave.

[B]

Because he has his little fall backpack. That's a monkey. He has a little like backpack they put on him because he do that. He's able to sit up now on his own.

[A]

It's so cute.

[B]

And it's so cute. But sometimes he has the Kennedy head It's from him. It's like a lot of weight.

[A]

He's in the 84th percentile.

[B]

And so. And that's why he's bald a little bit. It's the hair follicles can't develop with the size of that kid's head.

[A]

There's more, there's more skin than there's pores.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. 100%. It li.

[A]

Poreless skin.

[B]

Yeah. The hair, like, what, though? We cannot grow at this.

[A]

Like, there's more head. They go, just take it. When you see it just pop out.

[B]

It'S. So I thought y' all got him because Liv just came in and put this backpack on him. And I said, if there's a string that comes out of that backpack and y' all start to walk in because he can't even crawl.

[A]

No, I, I, I, I'd argue I'd get a divorce. Like, if I'm, I'm dead serious.

[B]

I'm not kidding, honestly. And if he gets to stroller age, right, because he's gonna be a tall kid.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

If he gets to stroller age and his legs are hanging out that touching the ground. I'm never talking to you again.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

What?

[A]

Do you remember the airport incident in Boston?

[B]

It just reminded me what happened in Boston.

[A]

There was the, There was that five year old kid, still had his passing his mouth.

[B]

No, I didn't see that. But I don't know what pacifier age is. I don't know.

[A]

Not five.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Five years old. He can be like, dad, I want whataburger. And he's going, okay, but you could.

[B]

He could be a big kid. I'm not gonna lie. A lot of people, whenever I was a baby, thought I was like, you know, like, I was like doing things too old. But I was just a big kid. I was a big baby.

[A]

You were, dude.

[B]

You, like, massive.

[A]

People don't understand. You are like, you're a big bro. Like, you are big. And I guess I never realized it in myself either, but, like, looking at us like, I'll have these random moments of just like, like a clean slave mind.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Where it's say, like we're with each other and I turn around and I see you next to just like a Jane Doe, like a regular person. I'm just like, man, like, you are. You're genuinely a big person.

[B]

Yeah. You know, I'm gonna start taking, I'm gonna start taking money from people in our meet and greets. I'm start taking money from y'. All. Like, I'm literally gonna take money from them. I'm gonna take money out of their pocket.

[A]

What does that mean?

[B]

Every time somebody comments on our height, I'm taking $5.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you go. Hey, that'll be fine. I was, I was gonna say something. It would have got real dark.

[B]

No, don't, don't, don't.

[A]

Okay, good.

[B]

No, but, but I'm just kidding. Well, we got. I want to say something. I want to talk about something that happened at our Columbus, Ohio show now.

[A]

Beautiful show.

[B]

It was a beautiful show. Love that. We're going to talk about more in depth of the tour on the extended episodes and like these behind the scenes stories. K. Robin Pierce. They were there and we got some crazy. It's happened and we're gonna rank the shows so far, what we've done. Columbus, Ohio, we were lucky enough and we got the honor of fulfilling a make a wish for a lovely girl named Savannah.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Savannah. She is the coolest girl in her whole family that we have ever met. And we got reached out to by make a wish foundation like a month or so ago. And they were like, hey, there's a girl named Savannah. Her wish is to come to your show in Columbus.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And we were like, of course. Like, why?

[A]

No brainer.

[B]

I honestly, when that first happened, I got emotional because I felt bad. I was like, there's no, like that. We. We're not that important. You know what I mean? Like, there's. But we are very honored. And so this week or this last week when we did our Columbus show, we met her and she was so cool.

[A]

She's. I mean, it was just. She was honestly amazing. Like, Savannah, I. You're watching. You're amazing. Like, you're just an awesome, awesome person.

[B]

Yeah. And you can see the moment we had on stage on the you should know podcast, Instagram and all our Instagrams. And then in the documentary that comes out after the tour, you can see all the behind the scenes that we talked with her.

[A]

She's.

[B]

She's literally, I kid you, not so positive.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And like optimistic about life. And just like this light in a.

[A]

Room and.

[B]

Being able to fulfill that dream was the biggest honor and we did something cool. She is going to be now the official third host of the you should know podcast. Everybody makes a noise for new host Savannah since she is the third host of the you should know podcast. Everybody take a look at the middle screen to the logo with Savannah. Round of applause. So on next week's episode, she's gonna be in the intro video. This as its logo. And then this logo is gonna be up there the whole episode. Savannah is super cool. I think make a wish is gonna put out an article about her so y' all can read more about the story. As soon as that comes out, we'll link it.

[A]

Her family, too, man. Her mom, her dad, her sister. Just everyone. I mean, it was just. It's one of those moments that if you didn't know, like, you'd have no clue. Yeah, like, you'd have no clue because they're just so positive, funny people. Like, just kind, spirited. Like, it was just awesome.

[B]

Awesome. So cool. And I'm glad that she felt that she got what she wanted out of the experience. I, like, feel she seemed really happy. And that's our. The. That was the biggest thing we wanted. Even though we fulfilled the make a Wish. I. I don't know what the rules are, but I would love to have her come out to Dallas. I want her to come here. We can have an episode with her on Patreon. Like, that would be.

[A]

That'd be lit.

[B]

Super sick. So, yeah, y' all are gonna. Y' all are gonna see more of Savannah. She's. Hopefully we can get her here or, you know, go back to Columbus. Because I really did like Columbus is. I did like Columbus a lot. So, everybody, I think. I think she should be the secret code of this cam. I think we should. We should. We should do that.

[A]

Okay, here we go. Well, before we get out of here, first off, thank you so much. Coming back. Episode 176. We are happy to be back in the motherland. Back in triple D, Dallas, east coast. Y' all were amazing. Remember, go to the Patreon to see us. Talk about it. Rank the shows. Talk about the crazy crowds, the great crowds, and everything about between. That is the second link in the description right there. The first one is to get your tickets. We got five domestic shows remaining. We got Charlotte, Atlanta, Tampa, Nashville, and Houston. There's few tickets left in each of those spots. Click that link. We'll see you there. But to confuse the casuals get the good karma. This week's secret code as daddy, uncle, dj, doctor, and everything in between. P Said is going to be c.

[B]

H S CHS what could that be? You say it.

[A]

Co host Savannah.

[B]

Co host Savannah.

[A]

Co host Savannah. Write it. Leave it everywhere. Show some love to her. Leave it everywhere.

[B]

Guys. We love you. We'll see you over at the Patreon. Remember, one out of two quality bears. I'll make it home to Christmas. And we'll see ya next time.

[A]

Savannah. What's up girl? You good? You still listening to Drake?

[B]

You say you'll never join the Navy, never climb Mount Fuji on a port.

[A]

Visit or break the sound barrier.

[B]

Joining the Navy sounds crazy, saying never actually is. Learn [e-mail] America's Navy forged by the sea.

[A]

You say you'll never join the Navy, that living on a submarine would be too hard. You'd never power a whole ship with.

[B]

Nuclear energy, never bring a patient back.

[A]

To life or play the national anthem for a sold out crowd.

[B]

Joining the Navy sounds crazy, saying never actually is. Start your [e-mail] America's Navy forged by the sea.