INTRODUCING THE GIRLFRIEND! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast – "INTRODUCING THE GIRLFRIEND!" (Episode 190)

Release date: November 10, 2025
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy

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Episode Overview

In this revealing and comedic episode, Peyton and Cam dive into personal dynamics in relationships, embarrassing bodily anecdotes, and debate the right timing for introducing significant others to family during the holidays. Packed with banter and friendly roasts, the episode demonstrates the duo’s signature chemistry as they share their quirks, insecurities, and opinions on love, family, masculinity, and bodily mishaps.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Catching Up, Studio Banter, and Recurring Debates

• Peyton and Cam open with a comedic recap of a recent break-in at their studio, poking fun at their lingering paranoia and sharing updates about the podcast’s growth.
  • Peyton: “We just got under attack last week.” [04:10]
• The co-hosts revisit their perennial debate: is cold weather better than heat?
  • Cam argues: “Cold with proper materials equals cozy. Warm with no materials, or the best materials, equals still…” [05:39]
  • Peyton retorts: “More materials doesn’t mean more comfortability to me. That means less mobility.” [05:58]

2. Body Hair, Insecurities, and Relationship Acceptance

• Peyton shares a vulnerable story about his “tuft” (a patch of body hair) and how his girlfriend (“Voldemort”) surprisingly likes it, despite his friends teasing him.
  • Peyton: “She goes, ‘Never do that.’” (in response to shaving) [10:16]
• Cam reflects on the acceptance from his own wife, contrasting how partners can sometimes like what you’re insecure about.
  • Cam: “My wife loves me for what I have and what I can offer.” [10:36]

3. Awkward Compliments and Masculine Insecurities

• Cam shares an anecdote about a college friend putting him on the spot, asking his then-girlfriend Olivia if Cam was “the biggest you ever been with”—sparking a hilarious, awkward exchange.
  • Cam: “She goes, ‘Yes, yes he is.’ And I turn to her and go, ‘You don’t have to lie.’” [17:27]
• The hosts riff on being “the perfect size to settle down with” and how that phrase would crush male egos.
• Peyton: “As men, we’re insecure, right?...you fish for compliments...” [12:43]

4. Massage Mishaps and Honest Vulnerability

• Peyton recounts a story about getting a massage from a male therapist at a sports recovery clinic, accidentally going nude when it wasn’t protocol, and experiencing a (literal) physical reaction due to Tiger Balm.
  • Cam, in classic roast mode: “He’s sitting there rubbing your back, all the sheets moving…” [27:02]
  • Peyton: “I’m honest.” [27:59] (“We love an honest man.” – Cam)
• Both embrace their awkwardness, using the story as a springboard on the importance of honest vulnerability, even when uncomfortable.

5. On Tall Guy Problems and Life Perspective

• Cam visits Oklahoma and describes seeing an enormous man at Walmart, sparking a reflection with Peyton on what it feels like as tall guys when they encounter someone even taller.
  • Peyton: “It’s rare that I’m not seeing somebody’s corn pone.” [31:57]
  • Cam: “There’s a difference…like a ‘footer’ is when people really start looking at you like, ‘oh what the hell is that?’” [32:17]
• The pair discuss aging, joint pain, and the privileges/challenges of tall life.

6. Shopping Cart Efficiency Debate

• Peyton questions why malls don’t use shopping carts like grocery stores, claiming it’s an efficiency and business issue. Cam counters with logistical and theft concerns.
  • Peyton: “The mall is losing a lot of money by not having buggies.” [36:25]
  • Cam: “Bro, everything—what are you gonna do, push a shopping cart into a Hot Topic?” [35:03]
• The section is full of playful analogies and concludes with Peyton being labeled, humorously, “the monkey that takes more bananas.” [39:13]

7. Relatable Gross-Outs & Bodily Honesty

• Open admissions about using their anatomy as “anxiety stress balls,” Earring/keloid smells, and bathroom blunders.
  • Peyton: “It’s part of my anxiety. I’ll go in there and just play.” [46:06]
  • Cam: “My keloid could end someone’s day.” [48:17]
• Peyton tells an embarrassing bathroom story, being called out by a stranger for not flushing, and describes the shame in detail.
  • Cam: “You didn’t flush!” [57:50]

8. Philosophy of Worlds Beyond America

• Peyton realizes he struggles with the concept of foreign places being real, saying it’s hard to believe people are living normal lives in places like Sweden or Cairo.
  • Peyton: “It is very hard for me…and I think this is a disorder…It’s hard for me to fathom, like, other countries exist…” [61:42]
  • Cam: “That’s why I think you need to travel. You’re a sheltered little girl.” [62:53]
• The exchange is equal parts funny and insightful about American perspective and the anxiety of the unknown.

9. Holiday Dilemmas: Introducing the Girlfriend

• The main theme surfaces: When is the right time to introduce a new partner to your family during the holidays?
  • Cam questions: “How soon is too soon to bring a significant other to, like, a holiday?” [69:51]
  • Peyton boldly says there is no right time; it’s just a feeling. “If I meet a girl a week before Thanksgiving, she’s coming.” [71:15]
• Cam adamantly disagrees, pushing for minimum standards and knowledge before family introduction, calling Peyton “a love bombing expert.” [73:43]
• Peyton’s perspective: “If you wait a long time, it’s because you’re insecure about yourself.” [71:39]
• Cam’s retort: “You have all these walls and boundaries…Build the wall of my heart. I’m open borders.” [77:01]
• The segment is filled with over-the-top hypotheticals and jokes about familial respect, personal boundaries, and parental expectations.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On insecurity:
  “You struck. I said, oh…I said, don’t do that. My boys don’t like it.”
  — Peyton [09:24]

• On awkward questions:
  “He looks at Liv and goes, ‘Is Cam the biggest you ever been with?’ Out loud, walking into a collegiate basketball game.”
  — Cam [16:46]

• On massage gone wrong:
  “I have the sheet over me. I’m face down, butt naked…He goes, I’ll give you a second to get ready…Oh, I’m about to get a massage by a man.”
  — Peyton [24:15]

• On world perspective:
  “It is very hard for me…to fathom, like, other countries exist…I can’t imagine the air over there. What does it smell like?”
  — Peyton [61:42, 64:30]

• On family intros:
  “If I meet a girl a week before Thanksgiving and I love her—hey, Mama, I love you. That is…”
  — Peyton [75:20]

• On open hearts:
  “You have all these walls and boundaries and gates and build the wall of my heart. I’m…open borders.”
  — Peyton [77:01]

• On boundaries:
  “You’re bringing a new girlfriend of a week to Thanksgiving and she’s gonna bring a pie?” — Cam [71:15]

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• [09:13] — Peyton describes his girlfriend playing with his body hair and his insecurity around it
• [16:45] — Cam’s story about a friend’s shocking question to his girlfriend
• [24:02] — Peyton’s massage mishap with a male therapist
• [31:44] — Discussion of tall guy problems and feeling out of place
• [33:36] — Shopping cart debate in malls vs grocery stores
• [46:06] — Admitting to using privates as anxiety stress balls
• [54:53] — Peyton’s embarrassing bathroom / pee incident
• [61:42] — Peyton’s anxiety about foreign countries existing
• [69:51] — Kicking off the “When to introduce a partner to family” debate
• [75:20] — Peyton’s philosophy on parental trust and love introductions
• [77:01] — Open borders versus heart walls analogy

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Tone and Style

The episode is filled with irreverent humor, self-deprecating stories, and heartfelt moments. Peyton’s openness to sharing embarrassing details and Cam’s deadpan roasts create a lively, constantly entertaining back-and-forth. The tone is casual, honest, and often outrageous—making the show accessible and relatable to listeners, especially those navigating similar relationship anxieties, family boundaries, and millennial insecurities.

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Final Thoughts

Listeners are left encouraged to share their own opinions:
“When IS too soon to introduce a girlfriend? Wins too soon? Put your thoughts in the comments below — I’m reading every single comment.” — Cam [83:31]

Whether you’re single, coupled, or somewhere in between, this episode is equal parts advice, comedy, and commiseration. Fans of raw, honest podcast banter will find plenty to love.

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Secret Code for the Week: “Wins too soon” [83:27]

Transcript

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Oh, we got go host camp back in the studio.

[Peyton]

We got co host Cam. How we. How we feel. Oh, my.

[Cam]

We're under attack.

[Peyton]

No, that's the second time we're under attack.

[Cam]

We're under attack.

[Peyton]

We just got under attack last week.

[Cam]

It's ptsd, fellas. It's too soon.

[Peyton]

We got broken into last week. Co host cam is in the studio. How you feeling, bud?

[Cam]

Big, heavy, and wet.

[Peyton]

Wow. At least we're honest about the big and heavy.

[Cam]

Unfortunately, I think I'm most honest about being wet.

[Peyton]

Oh, why are you. Why. Why are you a little dripped?

[Cam]

Well, for one reason. Won't share to the audience for second, though. Perspiration under the pitoral areas.

[Peyton]

That is pitoral. Pitoral is a great area.

[Cam]

It's so cold outside. When I step in, this studio has sweat, dude.

[Peyton]

He did every time. So freezing outside. So freezing. I don't like it. And I had that thought today. I was like, it just for every year. It furthers my point of I do not understand. And we're not gonna do. We're not gonna do this.

[Cam]

No. You speak your subject to cross contamination. Oh, no, not cross contamination. That's when you put like. Like you cook chicken and then you touch something.

[Peyton]

Yeah, cross. That's whenever you go step on one of those downtown needles. You ever seen one of those Loose and walking around.

[Cam]

Oh, dude, I saw a spoon look like it was struck by the sun itself. There's a burn center right in the middle. It was black as night.

[Peyton]

It was with that. That's I know.

[Cam]

That'd be your last bowl of Cimento scrunch. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Talk about cross contamination.

[Cam]

What is the legal term in court? Cross.

[Peyton]

Cross examine.

[Cam]

Cross examine, yes. Cross examine. Speak.

[Peyton]

Every year around this time, I always talk about how I don't understand people that prefer the cold or over the heat.

[Cam]

Yeah. I just hate you. It's a simple, simple logic. Cold with proper materials equals cozy. Warm with no materials, or the best materials equals still.

[Peyton]

We've had the same debate for the every, every.

[Cam]

And I don't understand how it won't sink into your little mushy boot, because.

[Peyton]

More materials doesn't mean more comfortability to me. That means less mobility. You're used to not being mobile. Cause you're.

[Cam]

That's not true.

[Peyton]

This is it for you.

[Cam]

You're not.

[Peyton]

This is naturally it.

[Cam]

That's not true. What the hell is this? Like I'm the thing in front of a car sales.

[Peyton]

Oh, those are skinny. Go pay to. Oh, my.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Oh, no. You got a fat wedgie. You need like you. Bro. You need. There's a certain point. You need to be groomed like, you need to be groomed, not. Whoa, whoa. Oh. And I'm freaked out. You need to be groomed like a dog. Like a border collie.

[Peyton]

No, no. The back of your.

[Cam]

Is way too hairy.

[Peyton]

You know, I had that discussion in my household this week about my grooming because, you know, I talked to Voldemort and I said. I said, hey, Voldy. Hey, no nose. I said, your baby's as white as Voldemort. Just put that together.

[Cam]

Yes, he does have a nose, though. Very, very prominent nose.

[Peyton]

Chest care.

[Cam]

Now, I said you were talking to Voldemort.

[Peyton]

I was talking to Voldemort. Yeah. My lady.

[Cam]

Lady Voldemort.

[Peyton]

Because all my boys make fun of my body hair. Boys and body hair don't mix body hair and boys. They don't like it.

[Cam]

No. Go opposite Gangs, Bloods and Crips.

[Peyton]

And I said. And so I was giving Voldemort a hug, right? And if you know anything about me, if you review any, you should know podcast footage with me with my shirt off. There's a lot of it. And from the back, I got a tuft. You do. Like right here.

[Cam]

And I don't like that it has a scientific name. I can't put that out there. I don't like that.

[Peyton]

I don't like.

[Cam]

Because now it's very real. And I feel like that grows an emotional attachment to your. Tough. Is it tough? Tough, tough, tough. There is a tv. The fact that you are a regular human being in the year of 2025, and you have a tough. That sounds primal.

[Peyton]

Oh, I feel like they have lied to me about my birthday. I feel like there was an extra procedure to cut off a tail as soon as I came into this world. I feel like I came out with at least a Doberman pinscher tail.

[Cam]

You were supposed to be a Saiyan. You're supposed to literally be. So many jokes came across my mind, and the Internet will ream me if I let those go. Oh, I gotta soak on those.

[Peyton]

Wow. I asked my. Cause. Cause I was giving her a hug, right?

[Cam]

And.

[Peyton]

And you know, she's smaller than me. Cause I'm a big girl, right? And so her hands naturally went right above my dude. Right.

[Cam]

Right above the Duke. Right into the tuft.

[Peyton]

Right where the tuft. And I felt her playing with my tuft like that. And I got. Cause of my boys, I got insecure. I said, hey, don't touch that.

[Cam]

He said, hey, hands off the tuft.

[Peyton]

You know, like whenever you pick up.

[Cam]

A dog from back.

[Peyton]

I don't want. Don't pick me up. Like, that reminds me of my mother.

[Cam]

Don't pick me up from my. From my pre. Pre. What was I gonna say? I'm sorry. I was gonna say something, but I forgot. I'm sorry. No. I'm freaking out, and I don't know why. I feel like you.

[Peyton]

Imagine living like that for 27 years. I can't say.

[Cam]

Okay, okay. So she went into your tough like.

[Peyton]

That and was massaging my tough and, like, pulling on it and, like, almost braiding it.

[Cam]

And then you. You struck. I said, oh.

[Peyton]

I said, don't do that. My boys don't like it.

[Cam]

And when she went to leave, it was like a Chinese finger trap.

[Peyton]

Why Chinese finger trap?

[Cam]

Back to the ship. Back to the ship.

[Peyton]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[Cam]

If, you know. You know, baldy.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Okay. So she went to leave.

[Peyton]

She went.

[Cam]

She got out. Oh, my God. It was like a claymore.

[Peyton]

Yes. Right? And so. And I said, don't do that. I said, my boys make fun of me are tough. And she goes, yeah, I've noticed that. I really don't appreciate K. Rob and Cam for always making fun of your body hair. She's like, I really like it. And I was like, well, I was thinking about shaving it. And she got so serious. She goes, never do that.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

Now, as a man, right? Does that make. Should that make me feel good or should that. What in Your situation now. Liv doesn't touch.

[Cam]

My wife loves. Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

She knows you're a great reproductive partner.

[Cam]

Yeah, she loves me for what I have and what I can offer.

[Peyton]

I'm kidding.

[Cam]

Liv loved me when I literally looked like a. Yeah, you look like you.

[Peyton]

Saying Bob to the top in the school musical.

[Cam]

That and a seller, Right? Yeah, she loves me.

[Peyton]

So.

[Cam]

So, as a man.

[Peyton]

So does live, like, play with your gut, because I know you don't like that.

[Cam]

Like, we're letting them fly this episode, aren't we? We are 10 minutes in, and I've got gut. Hips, fat can't move. Wife doesn't touch. Oh, we're on a roll.

[Peyton]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

Okay. No, she doesn't play with my fupa. It's not.

[Peyton]

She goes, what's under there?

[Cam]

She goes, oh, all right. Whatever.

[Peyton]

Where's he at? Where the. Okay.

[Cam]

No, she does not.

[Peyton]

And is there anything on you that she doesn't. That you're insecure about? But she loves.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh. I mean, insecure.

[Peyton]

Other than the size of it, Baby's perfect for me.

[Cam]

This is like the perfect. Settle down size.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

No. I will literally. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

If I don't say that to me. Yeah.

[Cam]

If a woman were to say that to a freshly seasoned or even veteran partner.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Say, oh, my God. No, this is the perfect size to settle down with.

[Peyton]

I will. Like the big ones. I'd be like, really?

[Cam]

We had a good run. The big ones are just too much. I would literally. I'd probably go. I'd probably go line a bath, and I. I would literally jump in the bath with.

[Peyton]

With your clothes on.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Let's.

[Cam]

Let's further the lore. Let's get in it. Is that coming off in like a.

[Peyton]

Like.

[Cam]

Like a pillow talk situation? Like, you might be watching some little Nettie Netflix, or is that. Is that sliding out during reproductive practices?

[Peyton]

I know exactly when it will come out.

[Cam]

Give me this scenario.

[Peyton]

Because as men, we're insecure, right?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

So I think it happens after the act when, you know you haven't performed.

[Cam]

Right.

[Peyton]

When you know, like, one of those. I'm sorry. Yeah.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

And so then it's like, you fish for compliments, right? Oh, yeah. And so you're here. You're out there. You have your rod, you got your bait.

[Cam]

You know, it wasn't that bad, right? Like, it wasn't. I mean, it was like, it was still.

[Peyton]

It's like.

[Cam]

Like, we both got to the finish line.

[Peyton]

Like, it was Joe, right? We did. It was both of Us.

[Cam]

Like, we both did. Right. Like, we both finished the race.

[Peyton]

Like, right.

[Cam]

Yeah. You're not still running.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And then be like, like, and then once you're fishing that you. You do, you say something to insinuate like, about that. Right. And then that's when your partner would hit you with, no, babe, it's the perfect size. The big. I don't like the big ones. Right.

[Cam]

And.

[Peyton]

But you don't like the little ones.

[Cam]

I. I know. I. I would probably, like, I'd probably faint.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No, like, in the moment, I'd be so flabbergasted.

[Peyton]

I'd just be like, that's one. You're like, chest goes to your.

[Cam]

I would turn off.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Like, my lung would collapse.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And then I.

[Cam]

Never mind. But then I'd wake up and I'd probably be like, well, I'll see you tomorrow.

[Peyton]

I'm taking. I'm taking myself.

[Cam]

I'm. Go ahead and take my kid. You can get. Get the hell out of my life.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

It is fun, but it's like, it's.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

But that would be okay. That just reminded me of a story. This is a hundred percent, 100% real story.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. I'm very nervous.

[Cam]

Oh, no, it's.

[Peyton]

Is it vulnerable? It's.

[Cam]

It is. It is vulnerable. In all caps with 17 exclamation points.

[Peyton]

Because that's what I love. I love when you. I can use your vulnerability against you. I love that. I don't.

[Cam]

But, hell, we're here. Maybe I don't have the exact pinpoint. Let's call it like three months. Three months into dating Liv, we go to a basketball game, and we're there with a friend, A mutual friend of both of ours that went to the same school as you and me.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

A friend that was there the first year.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Okay. We're all walking into the game, and he is just expressing his love that we are now together. Right? Because this is the next year. He's at a different school. He's like, dude, I still just. It's just crazy that y' all are together. Like, this is sick. Like, that's so awesome.

[Peyton]

And.

[Cam]

And we're just talking about it. I'm like, yeah, bro, it's fire. Like, she's.

[Peyton]

She's sick.

[Cam]

So we're walking into this basketball game, and conversation kind of takes a turn. Don't even remember. I just remember.

[Peyton]

I'll never.

[Cam]

I'll never forget this question. But he literally looks at Liv and goes, is Cam the biggest you ever been with? Out loud, walking into a collegiate basketball game. And me. Me insecure, young little Cam at the time, I go, no need to answer that. You don't have to answer that. It's literally a free world. You don't have to answ that. Like, do you, like, literally. No, don't answer.

[Peyton]

First of all, this guy's the weirdest guy that's ever existed. No, this guy wanted your wife. No, that's. That's what. That's what has to happen.

[Cam]

I really hope that's not true, but.

[Peyton]

Oh, do I know this man?

[Cam]

That was. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[Cam]

But that was. That was a literal question that left his mouth and then live.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I need to know your wife's response to this.

[Cam]

So now.

[Peyton]

Cuz I want to know too.

[Cam]

This is probably the saddest I've ever gone out No, I mean, I mean the big. I mean, I. I grabbed flour, I grabbed sugar, and I baked myself a big L cookie and I put it in that oven and I just baked the biggest L cookie. I dipped that in some milk and I had that big L cookie. She goes, yes, yes, he is. And I turn to her and I go, you don't have to lie. Stand up, bro. Fight for yourself.

[Peyton]

You're all you got.

[Cam]

In the background, ref. Rev. I literally, I go, liv, you don't have to lie. And then we hear the buzzer. I was like, let's go watch the moves.

[Peyton]

Just watch. No Cam, that's bad Cam. Cause even from like a self respect.

[Cam]

Point, I've grown since.

[Peyton]

Even if she lied to you, you appreciate that. She lies. I like it.

[Ali Jackson]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

She loves you.

[Cam]

She's face. She's being a rock. Just a rock star. She's being a bottom, you know. Okay.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Well, she's been a great woman.

[Peyton]

Right?

[Cam]

Being a great woman and she's holding it down now. I was so flabbergasted and deconstructed from that question that I. I don't know why, but I semi took offense. I said, liv, you don't gotta lie.

[Peyton]

All right? All right.

[Cam]

You're with me for the vision. You see, you don't have to lie. All right, let's just go watch it back.

[Peyton]

This is investment, right? A penny stock. Right.

[Cam]

You're hoping one day that we signed this great deal we're in at all the local schools, we shoot up to $180 a share and you'd strike gold.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I go, don't lie.

[Peyton]

That's hilarious.

[Cam]

It was. It was wicked though. That was crazy conversation.

[Peyton]

I had a self reflection about myself as well. Yours was from the past, mine was from this week.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, well, that could be good. You've been on it. You've been on a hot streak. Have I? Yeah.

[Peyton]

How so?

[Cam]

Fitness journey. Tapping back into some vidya games. Downtime. Maybe doing a little. Maybe watching a lot of sports. Yeah. Not too hot in that section. Not too gambling. You're doing. You're doing good.

[Peyton]

I think it's the working out that it's kind of parlays with that, right?

[Cam]

It does. It'll change your whole life.

[Peyton]

So I've been working out a little more. My body's sore. Right.

[Cam]

And normally you.

[Peyton]

Everybody knows I enjoy a good massage, right?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

And I have a lady.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

I. I love her. She. We don't speak much as a language barrier, but I love her.

[Cam]

Right.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No no, it's true. No, very true. Yeah, you met her. Yeah, very true.

[Peyton]

How was the conversation?

[Cam]

It was non existent. It was just like, no, and then. And then the end. And then you walk out.

[Peyton]

Come on.

[Cam]

No, no, I killed it. No, no, I do that to Ed.

[Peyton]

I'll do that.

[Cam]

Oh, appreciate it. Like someone's like, I love yourself.

[Peyton]

Oh, appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

I didn't. I didn't do the. No, I'm just. It's out.

[Peyton]

That's out. No, I say no, that has to be out. No, it has to be out.

[Cam]

Join the Patreon.

[Peyton]

Not even.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

Come on.

[Cam]

Oh, yes. All right. Oh, you're making it.

[Peyton]

Cancel them. I don't care.

[Cam]

That's not.

[Peyton]

That's not.

[Cam]

They know my two codes.

[Peyton]

Like, ma, we lost the deal.

[Cam]

But yes, I know her, and Very nice woman. Just. Yeah, there is a barrier.

[Peyton]

Yeah. She's a great woman. Right. And normally she's always available for me, right?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Normally she's always available for me.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

I've never called her and she says, no, I can't do it. Right. Anytime I call her, she's there. Yeah.

[Cam]

Pull up. That's so stupid. Oh, my God. I am. I am drenched. Jesus Christ.

[Peyton]

My shirt's dirty.

[Cam]

Okay, so every time you call her simply like, yep, pull up. But this time.

[Peyton]

Yes. This time I call her. She doesn't answer. I said, oh, no, don't like that.

[Cam]

Not good.

[Peyton]

Call her again. She doesn't answer. Call her. The third time she answers, and she's aggressive with me.

[Cam]

You're persistent.

[Peyton]

Well, I needed the massage.

[Cam]

I was sore. Someone didn't tell you?

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Hey, Someone doesn't answer twice. Don't just keep ringing them. Geez.

[Peyton]

Give.

[Cam]

What if she was. What if she was in the hospital or something?

[Peyton]

Oh, well, then that's not my fault.

[Cam]

That's true.

[Peyton]

So I call her the third time, she answers, but she's a little upset. Like, she's like. You can tell she's flustered. And essentially she tells me. I'm not gonna mimic, but she tells me she's not available today. Yeah, but I. I was very headstrong. No, stop. You use your own imagination how the conversation went.

[Cam]

Yeah, stop.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So do not cut them when he did that. So I was like, okay, I need to get a massage. I'm gonna call this new place. It was like a sports recovery place.

[Cam]

Fire off rip.

[Peyton]

Awesome.

[Cam]

Off Rip. Because they do good stretching too.

[Peyton]

They do. Apparently. You know, it's great for physical activity. Former athletes, current athletes. I'm a big, big former athlete.

[Cam]

Yeah, big on the former athlete.

[Peyton]

All right, So I call and I.

[Cam]

Say, hey, I just need. It's just me.

[Peyton]

Can I come in right now? I need a massage. I'm sore. I've been working out. Perfect. You can come in right now. I go into the massage place. Nice. New aesthetic. A lot of tubes. Like a science lab, right? And I was like, oh, this is cool, right? Sit down. They're like, okay, your room will be available in a little bit. And I say, all righty. Through the corner, a large man comes around, right? And you could tell he. He looks like he was, like, a offensive tackle for, like, the San Francisco 49ers, right? This one of the biggest humans I've ever seen. Like, vascular hairy forms. Remember the dentist at finger?

[Cam]

My mouth?

[Peyton]

Yeah. Like, same forearms. Like one of those.

[Cam]

So it was just. Gotta get that molar.

[Peyton]

Yeah. That's deep YSK lore, if you don't know. So this big brolicky man in scrubs comes around the corner, like. But like, athletic scrubs, not like hospital scrubs.

[Cam]

What are you doing in scrubs? I'm harvesting my organs.

[Peyton]

Yeah, like athletic scrubs, right?

[Cam]

What is an athletic scrub?

[Peyton]

Like sweatpants, but the top was doctor.

[Cam]

Like a Nike pro.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

The Athletic scrubs. There's either scrubs or there's not.

[Peyton]

He's a Nike tag.

[Cam]

Why'd you say scrubs?

[Peyton]

Since we're in a place of business. He goes, peyton Harden.

[Cam]

He's in a suit, but, like an athletic suit.

[Peyton]

He goes, peyton Harden. I go, that's me. Don't ever say my full name again.

[Cam]

Just Peyton will suffice.

[Peyton]

He goes, room? Whatever's available. I'm thinking he's just walking me to the room, right? He takes me to the room. He goes, all right, brother. Give you a second to be ready. I'll be here about two minutes.

[Cam]

I go, oh, yeah, you. Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

He goes, I'll be ready. And so I'm like, oh, I'm about to get a massage by a man.

[Cam]

Yes, you are.

[Peyton]

And that's not a problem. I'm progressive, right? I'm an ally, right? I've been to the parade in Houston. I have been. And so I'm fine with it. And I have no insecurities or worries, right? But I'm used to getting my massages naked, right? I get mamas. I like getting naked. Get in me. Like, really get in me. Oh, like, I like an elbow in the crack. Yeah, you've all been there.

[Cam]

You might like a finger somewhere. Else, you said, get in me.

[Peyton]

Okay. And so I'm laying down, right? And he comes in, right? I have the sheet over me. I'm face down, butt naked, like I'm used to now. I don't think I was supposed to be, because it's an athletic massage. So he goes. So he pulls. They see that. He goes, oh. He's like, what the. You know how. To me. He goes, I'm a lever so I can put shorts back on.

[Cam]

You know? You know how embarrassing that is to.

[Peyton]

Have a grown man tell you to put your pants back on?

[Cam]

He goes. He's like, oh, what the. Hey, man, I'm gonna give you about 30 more seconds to put them drawers back on.

[Peyton]

What happened? Hey. Oh, he comes back. He comes back, bro. He puts this like. Like Tiger bomb on me, dog. That felt good, bro.

[Cam]

Oh, I bet.

[Peyton]

No, I got a little hard.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You just said cj.

[Peyton]

You.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

Not like. Not like, weirdly.

[Cam]

Oh, there's only one. Like, hard.

[Peyton]

Not like Deshaun Watson, like, massage.

[Cam]

You're sounding real. You're sounding. Sounding real quarterbacky.

[Peyton]

No, but jumped. That's what I'm saying.

[Cam]

Where was this tiger bomb? Placed my back on your tuft. You're sitting there getting pulses.

[Peyton]

Reminds me of Voldemort. That's why I'm not vulnerable.

[Cam]

Well, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

I had more to say.

[Cam]

Oh, you will say it. No, you will say it.

[Peyton]

You should have seen when he bit me up when he had me like this.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Well, if we can't be honest. No, I thought we were.

[Cam]

Honest.

[Peyton]

I thought we were inclusive. No, we're. I thought we were inclusive.

[Cam]

We're very inclusive. You just got a little stiffy when you're getting rubbed down with some Tiger ball by an offensive lineman for the 49ers.

[Peyton]

He jumped. I didn't stay there.

[Cam]

Why is it jump?

[Peyton]

What were you.

[Cam]

What do you think of. During massages, you gotta be in the moment. Oh, okay. This guy is rubbing out my muscle sore.

[Peyton]

That's his primal instrument. You're not thinking. You hit my spot. We all got a spot.

[Cam]

Thank God he made you put your shorts back on. Oh, my God. He's sitting there rubbing your back. All the sheets moving and. Well, no. Well, Peyton, it's gonna be a little. No, that's.

[Peyton]

That's.

[Cam]

Oh, don't scratch your tough now. So, what, did he. Was there any discourse?

[Peyton]

First off, see it? First off, he didn't see it.

[Cam]

Oh, it wasn't a Big jump. No, no.

[Peyton]

I'm telling you. It was like a look, like a little.

[Cam]

It was like a little wink, like you caught a little breeze.

[Peyton]

Yeah, my body said who?

[Cam]

Hey.

[Peyton]

Went back.

[Cam]

Yeah, it just.

[Peyton]

I'm okay. That's fine.

[Cam]

That's good. Yeah. So there was. So he didn't see it?

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no. It wasn't like weird. I'm just. I was being honest with my friends.

[Cam]

No, that. As you should. And we appreciate that. So now, was there mental thoughts happening after that happen? No.

[Peyton]

In the.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Cam]

So you didn't question yourself in the moment? Like maybe something along the lines of why is my jumping when he's rubbing my back?

[Peyton]

No, cuz it felt good. I knew the answer. I knew the answer.

[Cam]

God. We love an honest man.

[Peyton]

I'm honest.

[Cam]

We love an honest man.

[Peyton]

And it's not. There's no such thing as you are. Wait.

[Cam]

I told my wife she doesn't have to lie. And you got. For a guy. Welcome back.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Okay, first off, this isn't even that. That is wicked.

[Peyton]

Not really.

[Cam]

We love an honest man. No, that's. No, it is. That's a little wicked.

[Peyton]

The crazy thing is, K. Rob recommended me to the guy, so he might have jumped a couple times. He goes, you should. When he gets in that L4 brother. That is nice.

[Cam]

Good at his job. I'm telling you.

[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

So I went to Oklahoma this past weekend.

[Peyton]

Sucks, dude. I'm not gonna lie. My in laws lived in Oklahoma. My kids never seen it.

[Cam]

The family is amazing. You already know that. The vibes are always fun, but super like and to the point. I almost took a picture of this man, but that just reminded me of this. I'm sitting in a Walmart now. Who sits?

[Peyton]

Gotta stop going to Oklahoma Walmart.

[Cam]

Who sits in Walmarts? Don't know. I understand. I'm waiting on Liv. We'd already finished. I'm waiting on her with Bubba to get out of the bathroom. So I'm just sitting at that little front little bench and I you not. I'm sitting there doom scrolling. Look at my kid. Oh hey, bubba. Literally probably 7 foot 4 walks through the door a behemoth of a man, Victor Wembanyama. Came in a country bred cornbread, whole milk Oklahoma boy at 74 walks in with the size 19 L's on his feet. The had suspenders on. What size are Those? Those are 6x suspenders. Not body shaming. But this was like genuinely one of the biggest human beings I've ever seen.

[Peyton]

And he walks.

[Cam]

Oh hell no.

[Peyton]

Scared of him.

[Cam]

Was he gonna curse me?

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Am I gonna speak? I go, hey. He goes, yeah.

[Peyton]

No, he's. But he's your higher up in the white category.

[Cam]

Oh, he is.

[Peyton]

He runs the whites.

[Cam]

He walks in suspenders and all.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And I don't know what he's grabbing, but he gets the little like the handheld basket. It looked like he's just holding a little coin purse like in his. His hands were literally like this big. And I don't know, I still like. I don't think he played sports. Anything could have.

[Peyton]

I don't know.

[Cam]

I didn't take a picture of him because I was like, that's guys looking at me.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So I didn't. But he was absolutely monstrous. It just. I wasn't going to say that, but that reminded me of it.

[Peyton]

But as tall guys. We're both tall guys. How do you feel like genuinely inside walking past people that are taller than us?

[Cam]

No, I mean I've, I've never been. I think I'm just like, he's tall. Like, but I've never. You're talking about you get like an internal. I'm just like, oh my God. Bubba gets jelly.

[Peyton]

No, no. It's more of my process.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

No sir. No sir. Not jelly. No jelly. All Jam. I'm saying, like, I just. I view the world differently for those two seconds, I'm walking past somebody else, you know, because I. It's rare that I'm. I'm not seeing somebody's corn pone. Yeah, right. That's very true. And so when I'm looking at somebody's under chin, it doesn't feel good for me. I'm just like a shock.

[Cam]

Almost like a quick shock. But I. Bro, I think you have to be significantly taller. Like, if you're 6, 8, 6, 9, 6 tens, even. It's like, we've seen that our whole. Like, we've seen other six sevens. Like, we've seen that. We've been around that all our whole life. It's not a crazy jump when you're in. When you're a footer. Like, there's a difference. Like, a footer is when people really start looking at you like, oh, what the hell is that?

[Peyton]

100?

[Cam]

And I feel bad. I. I feel bad for them. Yeah. Because I know as soon as the ball stops for you, it just sucks.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You're like, your bones hurt. You can't go into a store and buy shoes. You can't buy certain vehicles.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So I'm just like that. I think we lucked out.

[Peyton]

We're on the perfect height.

[Cam]

Perfect. Just like we're too tall. We're not in that, like, grotesque. Is something wrong with his.

[Peyton]

Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm starting to feel it in my. In my bones. And I'm starting to.

[Cam]

I've been feeling my knees.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's bad.

[Cam]

I'll sit, crisscross, and anytime I move to stand up, my entire right knee goes.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's every time.

[Cam]

And I'm like, thanks a lot, Lisa.

[Peyton]

I mean, y' all heard me walk. It's like Pop Rocks.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, that. Now, that's just poor health. Poor ankle health on you.

[Peyton]

You went to the grocery store, right? That's. That story took place in the grocery store.

[Cam]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

And I had. I had this thought, right?

[Cam]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

So, you know, when you go to the grocery store, you're going around shopping, you use a shopping cart, right?

[Cam]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

I frequent the mall a lot. I'm always at the mall. Genuine question. Just a perception of the world. Why don't we use shopping carts inside of malls, but we use them in grocery stores. I think it's. I think it's an efficiency thing. I think it would be more efficient if we use shopping carts.

[Cam]

I think you are tragically wrong.

[Peyton]

Why?

[Cam]

Malls are Way more populated. Way more populated.

[Peyton]

So you throw. Not necessarily. True.

[Cam]

That's.

[Peyton]

That's.

[Cam]

That's a million percent true. You think. You think there's ever been a Walmart that you've stepped inside that singular Walmart that has ever had a population of North Park?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Okay, where. Which one?

[Peyton]

Black Friday In a year.

[Cam]

Black Friday.

[Peyton]

Do you use shopping carts?

[Cam]

That's the one exception.

[Peyton]

Okay, but do they use shopping carts on Black Friday? Yes.

[Cam]

And how hectic is Black Friday at Walmart?

[Peyton]

Not two. It's a little more jam packed. But you just got to say a little more. Excuse me.

[Cam]

Now imagine right here.

[Peyton]

Can I get right here. A little more. Excuse me.

[Cam]

Now imagine a mall with 20,000 people in it on Saturday.

[Peyton]

First off, you've never been to a mall that has 20,000 people in it. Never. Have you seen that. Really?

[Cam]

Because I'm going to pull your exact same card back Friday.

[Peyton]

There's still not 20,000 people.

[Cam]

Camp.

[Peyton]

I think you're grossly overestimating how many 20,000 people are.

[Cam]

I guarantee you there's been 20,000 people in a mall before. Guaranteed at one single time.

[Peyton]

Inside a mall. Yes. That's a fire hazard.

[Cam]

Fire marshal.

[Peyton]

Shut that down immediately.

[Cam]

Malls are massive. Massive malls are absolutely huge. Yes. Yeah. They have a crazy fire code. They have a lot more people than a target.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Okay, but don't you think so your thing is just the. The lanes would get congested.

[Cam]

Bro. Everything.

[Ali Jackson]

What are.

[Cam]

What are you gonna. You're gonna push a shopping cart into a Hot Topic? What are you gonna knock down half their merchandise?

[Peyton]

Hot Topic is a condensed store and that's not fair.

[Cam]

Exactly. Spencers, Foot Locker even. They're all malls are made for foot traffic. You're out steel cages of destruction.

[Peyton]

Would you have you never seen the shopping carts that are double deckers that are a little more. They're little. What are we doing? I'm not talking about the big buggies that go like this. I'm talking about the ones right there.

[Cam]

Double decker codes up top. Dries down below.

[Peyton]

Can't put a kid in that.

[Cam]

Can't do it. Don't have the foot holes.

[Peyton]

But you can put a. A decent amount of merchandise in there.

[Cam]

First off.

[Peyton]

So. And that narrows so many. So much space.

[Cam]

No it doesn't. Because it also opens up to thievery.

[Peyton]

How so?

[Cam]

High degrees. You have two bags from your footlocker.

[Peyton]

Right?

[Cam]

You slide into Hot Topic. You grab that shirt. You throw a rock in the opposite corner.

[Peyton]

Everyone.

[Cam]

Oh, what was that? Right under the bags. You Leave with your buggy.

[Peyton]

More like the whole security system of the tag on clothes goes away because you're.

[Cam]

Oh, because Hot Topic. Hot Topic. Gid tags there up bull with you and Hot Topic. I don't know. I don't know. What do they do?

[Peyton]

Why is Hot Topic.

[Cam]

You know, they don't have tags on the clothes, but. No, no. Easily, easily broke down. I hear what you're saying. Because you might fancy several stores. You might have a bag from Zara, a bag from Neiman, you might have a food, beverage, you're holding a pair of shoes from here. All that, Right? Yes. You want one place to put it?

[Peyton]

God bless.

[Cam]

Absolutely not.

[Peyton]

I think I'm coming from a business perspective. I think the mall is losing. I think the mall is losing a lot of money by not having buggies. Because a human being can only hold so much sin. God forbid. You got a chewing.

[Cam]

That's very true.

[Peyton]

You got them cheering.

[Cam]

That's very true.

[Peyton]

Right, so say you only got two hands, and now you're just. You're using all your arm. Real estate. God bless. Look at Robbie's hand. Hold it up. That's one bag max. That's one bag. He can't hold that. That's one bag maximum.

[Cam]

That's one heavy bag. Two mediums. That is a two bag max.

[Peyton]

But imagine if Robbie has a buggy. Exactly.

[Cam]

He can.

[Peyton]

He can put so much more merchandise in there.

[Ali Jackson]

Boom.

[Peyton]

You got so much more money coming to your mall.

[Cam]

See, now, I would counter your argument. You're thinking business. You're thinking, oh, money, money, money.

[Peyton]

That's. Oh, oh, that's what runs the world.

[Cam]

That's fine. But at the same time, at the same time, if you insert all these shopping carts into a mall and people start getting pissed.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

And employees or other people start getting attacked with them and people start stealing more. Okay, now it might be a. Don't want to go to that mall. They're the ones with all the bull happening. Or stores are shut down because someone shattered their window. So now you're three days without pos, and now you're losing money, which runs your world.

[Peyton]

Have you ever left a mall earlier than you would like to because you just ran out of hands for your bags?

[Cam]

Never.

[Peyton]

That's an equity thing.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I knew you were setting me up. I just didn't know what lane. Oh, my God. I have never done that. And if anything, you go to your car, put the bags in there, you walk back in for more.

[Peyton]

That's how I Can tell you grew up in a great place where not a lot of thievery happened. If, see, I went to Highland. I went to the Highland Mall in Austin, Texas. That's where I grew up at. They were smoking weed by the ice cream cone food court.

[Cam]

I went to Big T's in Dallas, but I could get the new JS to drive for $32. They were the fakest ever. You called them fake. There's a. In your face.

[Peyton]

But I'm saying. But if you. If you go to the mall, right, and you go place your bags in your car and you go back into the mall, you got to move your car.

[Cam]

That's fine.

[Peyton]

You didn't move your car.

[Cam]

No, I've never even done that. I go for the. I go to the mall for three things. You're like, I want to get this, that, this, that, this, that, that. First off. Oh, my God. Oh, I was about to say something crazy. Now I'm going to break it down slowly so it doesn't get taken out of context. I was going to say, you're that monkey that grabs. Now listen.

[Peyton]

Now listen.

[Cam]

You're stopping. Listen to what I'm saying. Listen to what I'm saying. Listen. That's why I'm breaking it down. They did an experiment with monkeys. They got a big, real monkeys. They got a huge thing of bananas. They dumped it. Listen, if y' all shut up. Clears mind, and it clears us. That's why I stopped myself. I laughed, and then I.

[Peyton]

So I'm a big monkey with bananas. Now what?

[Cam]

They did an experiment with monkeys showing the selfish nature of us humans. Of us humans. They dropped a. Like, a literal barrel of bananas, and every monkey ran up and grabbed one and dipped because that's all they needed. They needed one banana. And I was going to say, in this instance, due to the shopping with the bags, I was quickly going to say, you're that monkey that grabs more than one banana. Now I realized. Now I realized, no, it's not thievery. It's when you were like, oh, that's an equity thing. I'm going to get this, that, that. I don't have to go back to the car. I want the shopping thing so I can hold all my merchandise. That's the route I was taking. You're the monkey that takes more bananas. Okay, now that that's cleared.

[Peyton]

You could have spun out like lions.

[Cam]

No, but that wasn't. But that. But that's. So would that be a lie?

[Peyton]

Because you actually.

[Cam]

I'm a truth teller, so do you want me to keep it in?

[Peyton]

It was a real.

[Cam]

It was a real thing.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's. I mean, that's the lead of the trailer this week. The first thing that they're gonna see in that monkey.

[Cam]

That's a hard cut.

[Peyton]

That's a leading TikTok. Just. That's it. The whole TikTok. You're that monkey. POW. That's it. TikTok 2 second TikTok.

[Cam]

That's it. It was episode 190.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Okay, I had a story that happened to me.

[Peyton]

Tell me, tell me back from Oklahoma.

[Cam]

So we. We had really fun Saturday night. First off, we went to a Halloween party that we did not know we were invited to, didn't know we were going to.

[Peyton]

And just show up.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Like, we drove past.

[Cam]

You're like, ew. Yeah, we went. No. On Friday after Halloween here in Texas, we drove up. I drove up late to Oklahoma Saturday to watch Zoe in her basketball. But then they said, hey, our family friends always throw this fat Halloween party. It's tonight. Do y' all want to come? I said, I don't have a costume. They said, oh, no one's dressing up.

[Peyton]

We go, it's not a Halloween party.

[Cam]

Fantastic. It was.

[Peyton]

That's not a Halloween party, bro.

[Cam]

It was crazy. It was fire bonfire. So much food, so many sweets, so many drinks. No, no. Massive house. I'm talking.

[Peyton]

Why are you. Why are you covering the mic for Massive House?

[Cam]

I don't know, cuz I didn't. In case. Whatever. Beautiful home. Beautiful home. I'm talking. There's a hanger in the back. There's a literal hangar.

[Peyton]

What's a hangar?

[Cam]

There's planes in his backyard. There's a literal hang my broken girls.

[Peyton]

Like, yeah, that sounds poor.

[Cam]

There's like a huge. A huge garage that is completely away from his house. Not connected concrete slabs. There's planes.

[Peyton]

Planes land in his backyard.

[Cam]

Five. Yeah. Old school cars all being worked on. Bodies. There's surround speakers and thing. There's a car lift.

[Peyton]

What'd you leave the house with?

[Cam]

My pride and dignity.

[Peyton]

Oh, they took us on.

[Cam]

Oh, no shot. Had a lot of shots. But anyway, so we went to that party. It was fun taking that boss. So. Because. Because we stayed out late Saturday, woke up Sunday. Kind of just took a long time getting around. So we stayed. Majority of the day, we're driving back home and it's kind of nighttime. It's like five or six. And I. You not. I'm sitting there driving, and I'm like. Like, bro, there's no way I'm getting tired this early. Like, yeah, daylight savings time is getting darker. I'm like, bro, hi. Liv's asleep next to me. Bubba's asleep in the back. I'm going for like 45 minutes. And I'm like, what the. Like, there's no way. I'm tired. I crack my Celsius, slam it. There's 30 minutes left in this drive. So I've been going for two and a half hours at this point, Liv wakes up. She looks at me and goes, what the. Are you okay?

[Peyton]

I went.

[Cam]

I went, what are you screaming for? Because she woke up. I said, don't you scream.

[Peyton]

Because I.

[Cam]

It scared the out of me. Yeah, I'm not kidding. She literally wakes up and goes, oh, my God. What the. You okay? And I go, what are you talking about? She goes, you're right. And I'm like, you need to relax. And she's like, pull over. I have to piss. And you need to check that out. We pull over to the gas station. I look in the rear view. My right eye is swollen.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

My right eye is swole. This whole bottom part is swollen. You didn't feel it And. No, no, I know I felt it. I never thought it was swollen. I was like, what the. What's wrong with my eyes? Something in it. It was sw. First off, this is a terrible picture, but you can barely tell.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Oh, please put down the screen because that's gonna be in every TikTok comment.

[Cam]

Yeah, that's gonna be in every single one. But you can barely tell because it went down a lot. Yeah, it was.

[Peyton]

Looks like a little.

[Cam]

It's like little stuff right there at the beginning. It was, like, all the way up here.

[Peyton]

So what happened?

[Cam]

I have no idea. I was in my car, I was driving home, and I didn't eat any new profound food. And I'm just sitting there like, holy. My eyes getting sticky. Like, what is this? And my wife wakes up and freaks out. Yeah. And literally is like, what? The eye completely swollen.

[Peyton]

The thing I love about Cam. Love him. He will give you the most pronounced beginning of something, and then there's no payoff.

[Cam]

He's like, I don't know what happened. You gotta. Dude, how do you. Okay, explain to me how you find out what happened to your eye in that moment.

[Peyton]

Investigate.

[Cam]

I35.

[Peyton]

Investigate?

[Cam]

Investigate what?

[Peyton]

What's in the car? What happened? That's what I'm saying. Nothing happened.

[Cam]

There wasn't a sting. I didn't get punched. I didn't eat a new food. So it had nothing to do with allergic. I think I literally got bit by a bug that I didn't feel. G to C GDE G to E GD.

[Peyton]

You ever. You ever been rubbing that. That good old. That good old snail trail? Oh, and you rub. Dude one day. Oh, dude. The other day. Oh, man. Can I be honest and vulnerable? Go for it. Yeah. Okay. But you have to react. Don't be silent. Like, because I was vulnerable earlier about my pee. Pee jumping, and y' all all went quiet, and it made it awkward. So don't make it awkward. As friends, right? As friends.

[Cam]

That was incredibly awkward.

[Peyton]

And so, like, so I think God blessed me with genitalia because I use it as a stress ball. Like, I genuinely.

[Cam]

Like.

[Peyton]

It's part of my anxiety. I'll go in there and just play. Yeah.

[Cam]

I sit there juggling.

[Peyton]

Juggling.

[Cam]

I'll just sit there and kind of pop it.

[Peyton]

Yeah. You ever seen a dog. You ever seen a dog scratch your ear too hard and they cry? Yeah, that's me with my nuts. I'll go like, I'm there too long. Right.

[Cam]

I'll kind of get in a trance.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Forget I'm doing it.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I'll always be like, it happens. Yeah.

[Cam]

It's like you look down, it's been half an hour. Right.

[Peyton]

Whoa. At that point, you're just trying. You're trying to get to a finish line. No, no. But I'm like, It's a part of my anxiety. Like, I need to rub something. It's the texture. It's all.

[Cam]

Don't do that rub, though. Don't do that rubbish.

[Ali Jackson]

No, no.

[Cam]

If you're rubbing your balls like that.

[Peyton]

I was there on Snail Lane. Like, I was getting it. And so I was, I was. I got a little too far back, right. I was like getting stuff.

[Cam]

Like, how much real estate is there? You literally said, yeah, I'm sitting there. Are you on the nuts or the shaft?

[Peyton]

Fat bowl? I'm everywhere. I'm all over it. And so. But then I stopped because. And then I stopped because I was doom scrolling with the other hand, right. And then I was like, oh, I'm hungry. I had a chipotle burrito. I picked it up. You ever got that? You ever had that contact right there? You pull that, you pull that. You pull that contact point up there. Oh, that make you look at things differently.

[Cam]

Oh, I jumped one time in my own smoke. Yeah. I forgot I'd done.

[Peyton]

Makes you a man.

[Cam]

Yours was immediate. You said you finished. You grabbed the burrito.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I was sitting there going to scratch fest for like 10 minutes and I literally got back in the bed and.

[Peyton]

I don't know what the.

[Cam]

I don't know what I did, but I remember going, what the is that? Literally was like, oh. And I was like, oh, that's me. Yeah, that's myself. Yeah. I kind of immediately felt more chest hair come in.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I like to. I like to spread love around the house. I'll go down to CJ's room, not give him a little whiff.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

My earlobes and keloids almost got to yours. Oh, my God. I had my earrings in for about a week straight this weekend in Oklahoma. I'm sitting there, it was starting to hurt. I said, ah, you're not. Yeah, just like that. I'm sitting there at the basketball. I'm like, it's hurting. I go right here and I go. I literally put my hands on here to just watch her play again. I go, oh, yeah, that's the.

[Peyton]

That's the one of the worst bodily smells I could have.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

My keloids.

[Cam]

Your keloid could end someone's day.

[Peyton]

Oh, what? Oh.

[Cam]

And the way you do it, the facial expression you do when you hit me with it, you'll go like this. You go, he'll. He'll play with his keloid. Yeah. And his rusted metal earring and literally go like this.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Put in the clip from Patreon.

[Cam]

It goes just like that. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Put in the clip from Patreon. There's one of the funniest moments from a 10 minute talks. Join the Patreon if you want to see it.

[Cam]

No, that is.

[Peyton]

He almost passed out during recording.

[Cam]

That is absolutely, absolutely hilarious.

[Peyton]

Can I give an update real quick about what happened last week? Right? It was viral on the Internet. Everybody seen that? Our studio got. Got broken into, right? Everybody saw. Last week our studio got broken into live on camera. If you haven't seen that, go over to last week's episode. Episode 189, the you should know podcast.

[Cam]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

This is the first time we've been back in the studio since that happened. Yes, sir. And so we've been in this office for about. Oh, my God, Quit looking over there. He looked over there, and I was like, no, they're back. So come back into the office today, right? And I've. I've been in this office for about four or five years, Right, right. Something like that. Sure.

[Cam]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Peyton]

So I know a lot of the people that work here, all the way from top management to the cooking staff to security. I know a lot of them, right? Whenever I'm walking in, I see some of them. I always see the cooking lady. Yeah, One of the. She's sweetest lady ever. She's so nice.

[Cam]

She's the best.

[Peyton]

I walk in today, right? She goes, oh, my God. Are y' all okay?

[Cam]

Yeah, she said the same to me.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And I said, yes, I'm fine. She. I was like, it was crazy what happened, wasn't it? She goes, yeah, I saw it on the podcast. And she was like, do you know what happened? And I said. I said, what? She goes, do you know what happened with those two people that tried to get into your studio? And I said, no, ma'. Am. What happened? She goes, they came into. Because there's a whole cafe here.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

They came into the cafe, went up to the Top Chef here and said, hey, I need $5. I was like, what the. Does that mean they were asking for $5?

[Cam]

Yeah. I didn't hear this part.

[Peyton]

And she goes, yeah, they came up to the top. She said, hey, we need $5. And the top Chef said, I don't know who you are, and I don't have $5 for you. And then there was a second guy that broke into the office. Second guy that comes in and he goes, I need this $5.

[Cam]

I got a fundraiser going.

[Peyton]

And he goes, what the are you talking About. And so then apparently they went from there to here. Right. And then went back to them asking for more money. So I guess they were coming in here to ask for money from us, but then when they got here, they got nervous. They're asking to be on the podcast. And then I think, because we're in a weird situation here at this office, like I'm not going to break down what the situation is, but I think word got around about what happened because whenever I came into the building, two security officers came up the escalators and followed me all the way to right here. And then whenever I was coming into the sliding door, there's like a another hallway adjacent. Another security guard comes out of there and he goes. And I was like, what the is going on?

[Cam]

So I don't know if you're walking. You just see one of them. He goes like this.

[Peyton]

I don't know. So and so, my. Hey, so and so made a higher up call and said, what the going on at this building?

[Cam]

You're walking through and you see guy goes, eagle headed to the nest. Yeah, he's like, eagle headed to the nest. Unlock the door in 20 seconds.

[Peyton]

Yeah, so that's the update.

[Cam]

Also.

[Peyton]

We're almost. We're almost. I think, I think we're there on the new studio.

[Cam]

We're getting close.

[Peyton]

Found a spot.

[Cam]

Getting close.

[Peyton]

I love this place. And God bless. Talk about the security measures we're going to have. Yeah. But yeah, that's the. That's the. That.

[Cam]

That was. Bro. That was. I tried to explain it to live and then I was like, you're just going have to watch it. Because I was telling her this is all on camera. She was like, no, it's not. And I was like, no, no. While we were recording this happened. She was like, you're kidding. And then she. She finally watched it Monday when it came out and she was like, that's wild. She was like, what if it was someone, like, more scary?

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a big part of it. That's actually the trouble.

[Cam]

No, that's actually the kind of part. It literally could have been anybody. Yeah, it was wicked.

[Peyton]

The you should know podcast. This episode of the you should know podcast is brought to you by booking dot com. And I've got to say, if you're looking to grow your vacation rental business, the place to be. CamBooking.com is one of the most downloaded travel apps in the entire world.

[Cam]

Yes, it is.

[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

You're right. Or then right, you're all the way right.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Oh, no. When you're rubbing your chest, something's happening.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

He's rubbing his heart.

[Peyton]

Oh, it's not my fault. It's not my fault.

[Cam]

No, it sounds like it's your fault already. No, it's your fault.

[Peyton]

No, the toilet didn't work.

[Cam]

No, no, no, Pete.

[Peyton]

No, the toilet didn't work.

[Cam]

No, Pete.

[Peyton]

No, it's not my fault.

[Cam]

No, it's.

[Peyton]

Oh, you're sweating out. I'm not having a good time. Okay. So if you don't know, genuinely, the most embarrassing thing just happened to me. If you don't know, we work at a big corporate office building, right? Right down the hallway, there's a normal men's bathroom, right? And I had to pee. Pee. Okay.

[Cam]

Okay. I went there to go pee, and the.

[Peyton]

And the custodian, she was in there. So she said, no, you can't come.

[Cam]

To me. And she's like, no, you can't. And I said, please no.

[Peyton]

And I really had to pee. So downstairs, under us, there's individual bathrooms, but they're in the main lobby where everybody can see you're going in there.

[Cam]

That's what I said.

[Peyton]

And so I go down to the main lobby, right? And right in front of where the individual stalls are, there is a big, strong man with a ponytail, and he was working on his laptop, but he was facing the bathroom. So he saw me going in there. And I've never seen him before. Just block older white gentleman.

[Cam]

Like it you.

[Peyton]

Steroids. A lunchbox and a laptop. And so I was walking in. I don't like making eye contact going into the bathroom.

[Cam]

You hate that.

[Peyton]

I hate. Don't. I don't love people knowing I'm. So I go in to the individual stall and I hear the toilet running. You ever gone to a toilet that is just running? Like it's making a noise very loud. But I pee. Pee.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

I go in there and I pee. And I pee a lot. Okay. No, I pee so much. Yeah, it's a lot of. It's on pig, right? Like, really, like, relieving myself. Like, I feel like I lost weight. Yeah.

[Cam]

And I.

[Peyton]

And so. And I was rushing, too, because I was nervous because he saw me. So I dribbled on the seat a little bit. And I'm just being honest with what. Everything happened. I'm shaking. And so I went to flush. And it was one of those things on the back where you tap it, but it was loose. And so I was going like this. And it wasn't flushing, and it was so much pee, and it was foamy. Nasty as spirits.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

I swear to God, this happened. And so I'm hitting it, and it didn't work. It didn't work. So I just left, right? I walk out, and this guy's been sitting there.

[Cam]

He's been sitting there the whole time. If he had to pee, he should have gone before me.

[Peyton]

And so. And so I'm walking out of the bathroom like. Like, big eyes. Like I'm nervous. And I lock eyes with big steroid muscle laptop guy. He closes his laptop, and he says, excuse me. And he goes right past, and he goes. And I hit the quickest speed walk of my life. And like I said, this is in the main lobby of a big building. Guys, I am not lying to y'. All. I hear the door close, so I hit a quick little jog. I hear the door open back up again. He go. He yells, bro.

[Cam]

He goes, you didn't flush.

[Peyton]

Come on.

[Cam]

Come on, man. No way across, you know, from the.

[Peyton]

Bathroom to where that escalator is? Yeah. That's a long way.

[Cam]

That's a long haul. You didn't flush. And everyone goes like this. And you just go. You start tap.

[Peyton]

They're having, like, some corporate meeting, and there's so many people down there. Everybody's, like, looking at me like I'm nasty. Pee, pee, pee.

[Cam]

Nasty foamy asparagus. Dark yellow, brown. Piss boy.

[Peyton]

Oh, no. And instead of lying or, like, covering for myself, I just. Like, it didn't work.

[Cam]

You go mind your own trend. Oh.

[Peyton]

I jogged up here, bro. Oh, I jogged. I just haven't. I'm not going to the lobby. I'm not going back there. And if we see that guy, we. You can't go home tonight. Oh.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

I literally was like, there's no way this is that loud as. He's got to get escorted out. You can't scream here.

[Cam]

There's no way.

[Peyton]

I am. I've never used. Like, that was the roid song.

[Cam]

And you've never said. Oh, he roid rage, dude.

[Peyton]

He was.

[Cam]

He went in there. He saw pissing. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Dude, it was. That was one of those. Those are those pisses that are hot. Oh, you ever have a piss jump in the toilet? Like, foamy. Oh, looks like a beer.

[Cam]

Oh, I've had. No, I've had beer piss. Beer pissed.

[Peyton]

That's what Beer piss. Oh. And all I've had was coffee today. So there's a little tango. Look, Cocoa bean.

[Cam]

That little cocoa. Oh, my God. A little caramel syrup.

[Peyton]

You could. You could. You could wash your windows with what was in that toilet.

[Cam]

You can clean a carpet with that.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Oh, boy. Oh, my God. Okay, I filled up the room. I saw a. I was on Twitter, and I saw a news headline from January of this year. Okay, so it's a little dated, but it was unbelievable. Okay, I have to read this. I took a screenshot of it. I have to read this.

[Peyton]

Read it.

[Cam]

To me, this simply reads, woman arrested in Florida for trafficking meth. Now, wait a second.

[Peyton]

Nice.

[Cam]

Despite carrying a tote bag that had the words definitely not a bag full of drugs on the side of it.

[Peyton]

Is that real?

[Cam]

It was on Latin Times. A woman. No, like, New York Times. It was the news. I said Latin Times. Florida.

[Peyton]

I don't know.

[Cam]

Maybe it was real. South Florida. I don't know. But that's more Jamaican times. I don't know.

[Peyton]

Dude.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

Speaking.

[Cam]

Speaking of what?

[Peyton]

No, keep going.

[Cam]

Oh, the boombox. Those videos are sick.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

You have seen those?

[Peyton]

No, I'm not on Jamaica. Tick tock. Prayers to Jamaica.

[Cam]

Prayers to Jamaica. 45 hurricane currently.

[Peyton]

Like, prayers to Jamaica.

[Cam]

Prayers to Jamaica. But there's. There's literally. You haven't seen a single one?

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Cam]

There's so many videos of Jamaican guys literally in, like, flooded cities. What, are they having the time?

[Peyton]

No, no. Well, I'm glad they can make good out of it.

[Cam]

They're making good out Of a very dark. But they're literally like, this one guy watched, it looked like a cloud, like, exploded. Like, there was a huge amount of water that was coming. And he literally is going, boom, boy. And then he jumps off of an apartment building into a flooded street.

[Peyton]

You shouldn't jump into floodwater. I heard a lot of diseases in there.

[Cam]

Lot of disease. And there might be a flood car. You might land on a Prius.

[Peyton]

You go head first into a Civic.

[Cam]

Into a Civic.

[Peyton]

That hurts.

[Cam]

You're gonna break some fingers.

[Peyton]

Genuine thought I've had, and I'm. I'm sorry for interrupting you. Genuine thought I'd say die.

[Cam]

Gonna break your fingers.

[Peyton]

Genuine thought I've had. Yeah. It is very hard for me. And I. I think this is a disorder.

[Cam]

Genuinely, like.

[Peyton]

I'm not joking. It's genuinely hard for me.

[Cam]

So worried about what you're about to say.

[Peyton]

It's hard for me to fathom, like, other countries exist, and it's. I, I, you know, it's like, I. No, listen, listen. Like, I. It's hard for me to, like, across the pond that there's things, like, very much. So, like, right now, it is impossible.

[Cam]

Oh, no, that's gonna hurt. Oh, your knuckle hurts. Oh, my God. Your knuckle.

[Peyton]

Check.

[Cam]

Let me check if that works.

[Peyton]

Yep. Right now, it is hard for me to believe there is a whole civilization and a life happening in Sweden right now.

[Cam]

Oh, there's. Yeah, Sweden's a good life, too. That's pretty solid.

[Peyton]

Maybe for you.

[Cam]

It'S 20, 25. You do fine.

[Peyton]

Does that not boggle your mind that.

[Cam]

Right now people have families in Cairo, Egypt.

[Peyton]

Nuts.

[Cam]

No, I mean, life, like, that's.

[Peyton]

I think that's a dink. It makes me really have anxiety.

[Cam]

And that's why I think you need to travel. You're a sheltered little girl. You're like, oh, it's just us. It's us in the world.

[Peyton]

And I might have got go look.

[Cam]

At the Taj Mahal, go touch the Great Wall.

[Peyton]

But I think that.

[Cam]

Spread your wings and fly.

[Peyton]

I might have got bit by the propaganda bug. Like the soaring eagle. What'd it sound like, exactly? I might have got bit by the propaganda bug. And I'm not saying, like, America, that's all we got, but I cannot believe right now that Mount Everest is a real thing. It is so hard for me to believe that.

[Cam]

That's so weird.

[Peyton]

It's so weird, bro. So, like, right now, somebody's smoking a cig in Italy on a. In a cafe, and they look to the right. And the Eiffel Towers right there. Okay.

[Cam]

So look. So did you.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, we are not letting that. Yeah, all of that's been confused in that little boot over there. Real confusing for a long time.

[Cam]

But that's. That's not even close. Like, Italy and relative for fights, right? Yeah. You're not gonna smoke a cig in Rome and look at the old Eiffel Tower. I didn't say Rome.

[Peyton]

I said Italy.

[Ali Jackson]

Wow.

[Cam]

Right?

[Peyton]

Wow.

[Cam]

So did you believe that the Hollywood sign was actually.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Yes. Before he ever went there.

[Peyton]

Yes. And I don't know why. In America. That's fine.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. No, You're.

[Peyton]

You would think I have a red hat on right now. And it's not like that. And it's genuinely not. I don't think we're. I'm not saying we're better or, like, nothing like that. I can't. But I believe things are happening in Mexico. I believe things are happening in Canada.

[Cam]

Because they touch us.

[Peyton]

Exactly. No. It's so hard. But I'm not trying to be hateful. I can't imagine the air over there. What does it smell like? Not saying, like, does it smell good? Does it smell like candy cane? What does it smell like?

[Cam]

Probably smells better than South Dallas, if I'm being honest.

[Peyton]

Improbably. But what does that smell like? Does that not intrigue you?

[Cam]

And that's why I want to go see it.

[Peyton]

But it gives me. I know.

[Cam]

Do you want to go see it? And you go, no, it's propaganda. Money rules the world and they want your tourism dollars.

[Peyton]

No, I don't want to go to the museums. I don't want to do that. And you know where this came from? You know this came from. There's a guy on TikTok, and he grew up in Texas, where I'm from.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

He's lived in Sweden for three years. I say, how the is that possible?

[Cam]

Because he went and did it.

[Peyton]

But how do you do that? Like, how do you know when you get there? There's things there to do? There's things like. Does that give you anxiety?

[Cam]

No. You are.

[Peyton]

You're.

[Cam]

You're a fascinating brain. You are a marvel, though. You can look up anything right here.

[Peyton]

Yes, but that's the digital world. That, to me. To me, that's.

[Cam]

That's not the digital way.

[Peyton]

That's a bored ape to me. That's cryptocurrency. Seeing, like, the Taj Mahal on my phone is not real life, tangible to me.

[Cam]

I can't touch It.

[Peyton]

I can't smell it. What does it smell like? What?

[Cam]

That's not the digital world. They're taking pictures of the real world.

[Peyton]

Yes. And. But have you ever.

[Cam]

Okay, so you're really telling me if you got on a plane to Tokyo, you're not sure if we're gonna land and it's Tokyo or if it's a barren wasteland?

[Peyton]

Places like Tokyo, those are. That's not what I mean.

[Cam]

It's weird places between Tokyo and Sweden and Italy and France.

[Peyton]

To me. To me, like, do they have skyscrapers in Sweden? Maybe. That's the thing. I think it's the open greenery. I don't.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. So if a place is too green.

[Peyton]

It'S fallacy to me. It's so crazy that you can. You can. I don't know what it is, but this has been a deep thing for me.

[Cam]

Like, genuinely, someone needs to, like, drop you off with, like, a backpack and, like, a. Like, a change of clothes.

[Peyton]

I don't think I'd make the flight. I have too much anxiety.

[Cam]

But what is it from, like. I don't break it down. Why does that scare.

[Peyton]

I don't know. But I wanted to present it to you as a friend, as a brother.

[Cam]

So if there's big buildings, safe, everything's good.

[Peyton]

Not necessarily because Dubai. Dubai to me is like that. Because Dubai has big buildings, right? The biggest.

[Cam]

Yes. The biggest.

[Peyton]

The largest.

[Cam]

The largest. It's a tall. Yes, but Dubai.

[Peyton]

But to me, Dubai is like, AI. Because it's so nice, it seems. Maseratis, Lamborghinis.

[Cam]

Yeah. You could literally take your Rolex and your chains off and set them on the ground, go buy a coffee 20 minutes away and come back. They'd still be there.

[Peyton]

Exactly.

[Cam]

What? I don't under. I can't. You need to break it down.

[Peyton]

I don't know. I can't. That's all I got. I don't want to spend too much time on it. That's all I got.

[Cam]

You can't just end it like that.

[Peyton]

I was coming to present something to you as a friend, but we're not gonna figure it out if you keep asking me questions. I've given you everything I got, right? I've been as vulnerable and as honest as I can be on this broadcast, and that's all I got for you. All right? That's all I have. Ask me another question. I'm going back to the urinal.

[Cam]

He goes, there he is, everyone. There's people downstairs with torches and pitchforks. Yeah, bro. Oh, my God, yeah, you are. You are a fascinating creature.

[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

Now, on to the rest of the episode.

[Cam]

Talked about this on the weekend. Wanted to bring it to your attention.

[Peyton]

Okay, how.

[Cam]

Okay, how soon is too soon to bring a significant other to, like, a holiday?

[Peyton]

Oh, good.

[Cam]

We're coming up. We're getting closer to holidays are coming up. I'm gonna have that Mac and cheese real soon.

[Peyton]

My thought process, there's not a time.

[Cam]

Now, what does that mean?

[Peyton]

It's a feeling. You ever been in love? Yeah.

[Cam]

Believe it or not, yeah.

[Peyton]

Did you put a time on when Olivia could meet your family? When your wife met your family, did you put a time on it?

[Cam]

You saying there's no time genuinely might be crazier than anything you've ever said.

[Peyton]

No, sir. No, sir. Because my whole front row at my wedding's gonna be my exes. Okay.

[Cam]

That I would. I would literally require your. Your wife to go, no, no, you wouldn't.

[Peyton]

I would ask her. We already talked about this. I would tell her, hey, Can I invite so and so you can invite your exes. They're not your.

[Cam]

They're not sitting in the family row. But regardless, there's definitely a time.

[Peyton]

So there's.

[Cam]

There's no. There's no minimum time that you have to court this woman before she gets to meet the people that a created you. Siblings that will be here your entire lifespan.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

And other people that you hold near and dear.

[Peyton]

I think the sooner the better.

[Cam]

You're out. You are out of your mind.

[Peyton]

Dude. In my current situation. So say I just met my girl last week and Thanksgiving was coming in two days. She's coming, and she's coming with her. Nice. Pecan pie.

[Cam]

You're bringing a new girlfriend of a week to Thanksgiving and she's gonna bring a pie?

[Peyton]

Yes, Cam. Okay. My thing, dude, it depends on your feeling with this person. Right? I feel like if you're gonna be with somebody for a long time, you know, in the first four hours, there's no. There's. There's no shot. You don't know.

[Cam]

No. Your heart's jaded. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Your heart's jaded.

[Cam]

You have been destroyed.

[Peyton]

I think if you wait a long time, it's because you're insecure about yourself. Go. It's an internal battle.

[Cam]

No, it's not.

[Peyton]

You have commit. I don't have commitment issues.

[Cam]

First off, that has nothing to do with commitment issues.

[Peyton]

Because I.

[Cam]

You're trying to not look like a goofball in front of your family. If you've known a girl for a week, you bring her in, and then the next week she cheats on you. Hey, mom and pop. The girl you had a crown and coke with and had that pecan pie that she bought from Kroger. Yeah, she broke my heart.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but that's not my fault. See, I can't be responsible for another person's actions. I can only go off. What if I feel right? Dude, I've had drunk nights in the club where I'm like, you are going to meet my dog tonight, right? You are going to touch my dog's scalp. Ton. Right?

[Cam]

That's fine. They thought you're gonna meet my mother.

[Peyton]

I've brought girls up to my section in a club and FaceTime my mom. I'd be like, this is. What's your name? But I felt something.

[Cam]

That you can feel all you want when it comes to in person interactions. First off. First off, the fact that you said a week is crazy enough. Okay, let's go with that. What do you think Your mom would say. If you say, hey, mom, this girl's hanging out. Been about, I don't know, eight days. She's coming to Thanksgiving.

[Peyton]

Well, first of all, it's not her business how long I've known her. It's not my mom's business, okay? She trusts me as my. Oh. She trusts me as her son, that I bring her value. Right.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

So she knows if I'm bringing somebody around, I find value in this person. Right.

[Cam]

Short term value. And you don't know. You don't know about them. In a week. What are you playing? Would you play 21 questions with the chick? Oh, yeah. Favorite color is blue. She's a nurse.

[Peyton]

That's it.

[Cam]

Here she is, Mom. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. We sit opposite the thing. You don't know anything about her. You know nothing about this woman.

[Peyton]

What if it was the best week of my life?

[Cam]

So sad. That's so sad.

[Peyton]

So Liv.

[Cam]

Okay, that's different.

[Peyton]

Your situation is different because you didn't like Liv when you first met her.

[Cam]

Yeah, that's true. And that's fine.

[Peyton]

Exactly. But if I meet a girl and I love her. Right. In a week. I can love you in a week. If you show me all the values of how if you love somebody in a week, you're going to. What is that?

[Cam]

You're a love bombing. You are a love bombing expert.

[Peyton]

No. How's that? Love bombing.

[Cam]

You can love someone in a week.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Oh, yes.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Dearly beloved. Peyton. Steven.

[Peyton]

Yes. And I want you to share this ham with me. My mom makes a mean yam.

[Cam]

Come on.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Okay. Do you at least tell your family? Do you tell your family? No, no, no.

[Peyton]

It's not their. I'm 26.

[Cam]

You are. My family's.

[Peyton]

My family's small. I got like four people. First off.

[Cam]

Yeah, it'd be a tiny Thanksgiving, but that's fine.

[Peyton]

Your mom.

[Cam]

I want you to think about what you just said. If you show up to your mother's front door.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

With the woman she hasn't heard about, never seen. And then it comes to fruition that you have known her for eight days, your mom is going to literally slap you.

[Peyton]

I don't think so.

[Cam]

Get her to get out of the house.

[Peyton]

I think I come from a warm home. I think. I think we. I come from a war.

[Cam]

I take that back. Your mom is extremely warm and nice. She would let her sit.

[Peyton]

My mom didn't know you.

[Cam]

She leaves. She didn't know me when.

[Peyton]

Whenever we. Whenever we came together. But she let me live with you whenever. Whenever. We met in college choice.

[Cam]

You were coming to school to hoop and I was your roommate, dude.

[Peyton]

Okay, but I'm saying, like, look, I.

[Cam]

And we weren't boning and you didn't love me.

[Peyton]

I don't. I'm grown, right? I'm not a high schooler. High school kids might have different because their parents still have say so in their life. I'm fully independent, right? I'm a. I've worked hard that my independence, right? And so if I meet a girl in one week, the week before Thanksgiving, right? And I'm like, hey, I want you to meet my family. I love you. Hey, mama, I love you. That is.

[Cam]

That is wicked work.

[Peyton]

It's not my business to call my mom and be like, hey, I met this girl a week ago. She's coming to the house.

[Cam]

So someone that's not her, that's.

[Peyton]

I'm just bringing her.

[Cam]

Okay? Yeah. Okay, so let's keep playing devil's advocate, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So someone that you've known for eight days versus someone you've known your entire existence. Okay, so you think the eight day girl. The eight day girl, you don't love her. You don't.

[Peyton]

You can't tell me what I love.

[Cam]

You might think you don't love her. What's her middle name? You have no clue.

[Peyton]

I barely know yours.

[Cam]

What high school she go to? You have no clue. How many siblings?

[Peyton]

No clue. So you gotta know. You gotta know somebody's high school in order to love them. That's the rule of love. What high school they went to? I can't even tell you. I don't know. I don't even know what high school like Pierce went to.

[Cam]

That's not true.

[Peyton]

That's not true.

[Cam]

That's not true. I was about to say you could literally. I. Absolutely. That's a weird parameter. But I guarantee any person you loved, you've known what high school they have to.

[Peyton]

That's true.

[Cam]

Yes, it is.

[Peyton]

Currently. I don't.

[Cam]

Yes, it. Yes, you do.

[Peyton]

How the are you gonna tell me? How are you gonna tell me?

[Cam]

She said it numerous times. I know.

[Peyton]

Wait. Noise in and out.

[Cam]

You go in one out, the other you go in here, out there. What's on the plate?

[Peyton]

I'm going. Keep going, Keep going.

[Cam]

You're not gonna tell your mom cause this is her Thanksgiving at her home. Right? You wanna play the big boy?

[Peyton]

Big boy.

[Cam]

Big. I'm a grown man. Independent.

[Peyton]

Work hard.

[Cam]

Okay. So that's not your house anymore, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

That's your M.O.T. right. And you're going to disrespect your mother's home by bringing a. Listen to this one.

[Peyton]

Eyes up here.

[Cam]

Eyes up here. Stranger to her house.

[Peyton]

That's unfair. To gauge my love. No one can say how in love I am if I genuinely feel in my heart to heart, I love this person. Yeah. I'm bringing her.

[Cam]

That's fine. I'm not taking that away.

[Peyton]

That's what the whole thing is, though.

[Cam]

Eight days is crazy to you, brother.

[Peyton]

You have all these walls and boundaries and gates and build the wall of my heart. I'm not. I'm. I'm. Open borders.

[Cam]

If you meet someone on the 17th of December and they're unwrapping next to you on the 25th.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

In matching pajamas, sipping cocoa. That is actually wild.

[Peyton]

No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it is not.

[Cam]

Yes, it is. That is crazy to you. To you.

[Peyton]

What's the difference between me meeting a girl at the club? We have coitus at night now. We have a kid. So we're together. We're together for 18 years. Right. And people have stayed together their whole lives from that.

[Cam]

That's fine. And guess what? Oh, my God. You want to know something's gonna seal your case? I guarantee it takes longer than eight days for her to find out she's pregnant.

[Peyton]

Exactly.

[Ali Jackson]

So.

[Peyton]

But they would have been doing it.

[Cam]

Even less than that.

[Peyton]

But they stayed together in those eight days, didn't they?

[Cam]

Probably not.

[Peyton]

You just said they.

[Cam]

No, I said it took her longer than eight days to find out she was pregnant. The guy probably woke up, said, get out. Or the girl said, get out.

[Peyton]

I'm not. You can't put other people's bad juju on me. I'm respectful. I love you. I love you. I. I love you. No, I love you.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I love you. No. CJ. CJ, how many times have we been to a 7 11. And the girl in the non slip shoes has been back there, back in my single days, there's been a girl with non slip shoes behind there. And I've seen those non slip shoes and that dark hair and pretty features. And I go, I love you. How many times I've done that. A lot. Right next to the toastiers.

[Cam]

And I would have brought her home. Yeah. And she goes, sir, you're $2 short. Like, I appreciate the compliment. You don't have enough quarters.

[Peyton]

And I'd be like, well, my love has no value. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

That's. No, no. The timeline's crazy. I I think the craziest is the fact you said you're not telling them that.

[Peyton]

Genuinely, it's not their business.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

It's not the business.

[Cam]

No. Trust me, as a kid. No. It's their meal in their house, their son.

[Peyton]

This is how it closes. This. You know why? Stranger in their home, if they get mad, they don't.

[Cam]

If.

[Peyton]

If they don't trust me, they don't believe in themselves as parents.

[Cam]

She has a switchblade in her pocket. She goes for your grandma. You don't know her.

[Peyton]

Oh, grandma's been gone.

[Cam]

You have two grandmas, right?

[Peyton]

So, look, look, look, look. If they get mad at me for not telling them, they don't trust themselves as parents. Let me break down the science.

[Cam]

Please do, Tyra banks. Please do, Dr. Phil.

[Peyton]

So they spent their whole lives, right, their whole adult lives, raising me as a man, right? Values, structure, Everything that is implemented in me has come from my parents. So they let me out into the free world, and they were satisfied. I believe in my son for what I've instilled in him. That is a good man. I trust that man. So now when I'm out in that free world, you got to trust me. You let me out of the nest trusting me. Now, when I make an action as a free man in this world, you have to trust me. Now, if they don't, then that's just a reflection on themselves. They didn't believe in me.

[Cam]

Okay, J.K. rowling. You thought you wrote a novel right there. And there's parts that I can agree to, right? But the biggest thing is they're not trusting. They're not not trusting you. They're not not trusting the stranger.

[Peyton]

And that's racism. Because. Because why would you.

[Cam]

Not just.

[Peyton]

Just by looking at somebody, you don't trust them. I know Pearson and K. Rob do that. They're like, you're too dark. I don't. I. I am not that way. That's.

[Cam]

I don't.

[Peyton]

I don't. I don't profile people. I am not prejudice.

[Cam]

It has nothing to do.

[Peyton]

I don't see somebody go, ooh, no. Maybe y' all do when y' all walk down certain streets. Not me.

[Cam]

It has nothing to do with skin color. It has to do with respect.

[Peyton]

What if they say, hey, ma', am. Respectful. No one tips their hat anymore. What if they tip their hat? Ultimate respect.

[Cam]

They take off their shoes, tip their hats. Thieves back in the 1800s.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Yep.

[Peyton]

Toodly doo.

[Cam]

Thank you for the coin.

[Peyton]

Well, I don't date Murderers. So I don't know.

[Cam]

Yeah, well, guess what? You wouldn't know because you don't know the broad. Well, if Liv. If Liv meets a fr.

[Peyton]

I'm never introducing a girl to y', all, ever.

[Cam]

If Liv bumps shoulders with a woman in Target and brings her home and says, oh, it's my new friend I.

[Peyton]

Met at Target, she's done that.

[Cam]

Step out of my house.

[Peyton]

She's done that.

[Cam]

Who?

[Peyton]

She's on bubble friends.

[Cam]

No, no, she.

[Peyton]

She didn't know them. Never met him.

[Cam]

And she never did. She never went. She never went to a single meeting. She never did that. That.

[Peyton]

Is that.

[Cam]

Is that not equally as crazy?

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

You. You just. Oh, you.

[Peyton]

How are you supposed to develop a relationship? And, Cam, this is because the girl. The Voldemort. You. I. You. You didn't know her, but I brought you around in the first two days.

[Cam]

I want you to say what you just said again. You brought me around her.

[Peyton]

He called you to not call you daddy. What?

[Cam]

Yes, but you brought your dad to the situation. Hey, dad, come make.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

My parents met her, too.

[Peyton]

In the first. In the first so and so. They were at the live show.

[Cam]

Yes, they were at the show. At a public event, not a. A sanctuary of a meal. Thanksgiving.

[Peyton]

Well, in the comments. In the comments, let us know what you think, because. Because I. I'm coming from an open, open hearted, loving, inclusive environment. Cam definitely had to check your records for you to go.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Has nothing to do with your skin color. Who you are.

[Peyton]

23Andme. He had to check your 23andMe before you got. Now he said, Nuts. 2% too much. Yeah, I know.

[Cam]

I got 13. Hell, no. No, I'm just kidding.

[Peyton]

All right.

[Cam]

No. Good God. Please leave in the comments because that is absolutely ridiculous, and there's no way around it, but we absolutely love y'.

[Peyton]

All.

[Cam]

Thank you for coming back. Episode 190, you should know podcast, if you look in that description below that top link right there, that is gonna bring you to the Koala. Patreon is our Patreon, and that is where all the exclusivity lies. There's all sorts of bonus shows. There's whole different segments. There's extendos, there's everything. There's vlogs, there's games, there's live streams. All of it is right there. Go check out our Patreon top link in the description. We love you. This week's secret code to confuse the casuals and get your good code.

[Peyton]

Give it to us.

[Cam]

Camp W. W tts.

[Peyton]

What's that smell?

[Cam]

That's kind of good, but no. Wins too soon.

[Peyton]

Wins too soon. Put your thoughts in the comments below.

[Cam]

I'm reading every single comment because if they're I. Oh, yeah, just get your good karma confused.

[Peyton]

And on audio, if you're listening.

[Cam]

Wins too soon because there is a date.

[Peyton]

All right, guys, we love you. Remember, one night to go up to Christmas, and we will see you next time.

[Cam]

Yeah. No, don't open the door. She's not getting in. Yeah, maybe next year.

[Peyton]

How much? Too much. Take the percentage, Cam.

[Cam]

Take the pie.

[Ali Jackson]

If you're a podcast host, listen up. This one's for you. My name is Ali Jackson. I'm the host of Finding Mr. Height, a dating and relationship podcast that I've been doing for four years now, sharing my positive and practical approach to dating that's built on my own life experience. And I wanted to share another experience that I've had, my secret behind monetizing my show. It's called Red Circle. And I was just telling my colleague about how much I love their platform. With Red Circle, not only am I getting a seamless hosting experience, but I also love the support I receive in ad sales. It's not just typical ad sales either. It's targeted opportunities based on my show and my life. And the platform is super simple. You just set your preferences, and Red Circle matches you with sponsors that align with your show. You can vet every opportunity, and their platform gives you great analytics. More recently, too, my Red Circle team has brought me opportunities outside of my podcast on social media to really augment the podcast partnerships. Bring them full circle. I just can't recommend them enough. If you want to give it a try, go to redcircle.com to get your free trial. That's redcircle.com for a free trial. If you're a podcast host, listen up. This one's for you. My name is Ali Jackson. I'm the host of Finding Mr. Height, a dating and relationship podcast that I've been doing for four years now, sharing my positive and practical approach to dating that's built on my own life experience. And I wanted to share another experience that I've had, my secret behind monetizing my show. It's called Red Circle. And I was just telling my colleague about how much I love their platform. With Red Circle, not only am I getting a seamless hosting experience, but I also love the support I receive in ad sales. It's not just typical ad sales either. It's targeted opportunities based on on my show and my life and the platform is super simple. You just set your preferences and Red Circle matches you with sponsors that align with your show. You can vet every opportunity and their platform gives you great analytics. More recently too, my Red Circle team has brought me opportunities outside of my podcast on social media to really augment the podcast partnerships. Bring them full circle. I just can't recommend them enough. If you want to give it a try, go to redcircle.com to get your free trial. That's redcircle.com for a free trial.