MY DATE RUINED EVERYTHING! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast — “MY DATE RUINED EVERYTHING!” (Ep. 192)

November 24, 2025 | Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy

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Overview

In this Thanksgiving-themed episode, Peyton and Cam bring their trademark banter, sharing stories of gratitude, family traditions, embarrassing moments, and wild tales from their pasts. The episode is a blend of playful roasting, heartfelt thanks, and uproarious storytelling—including Cam’s infamous “date ruined by bird poop.” Along the way, they dive deep into classic Thanksgiving debates (leftovers, meals, family recipes), and offer a hilarious, candid window into their friendship and lives.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Thanksgiving Traditions & Gratitude (01:01–13:22)

• Opening Banter: The duo start with playful teases, expressing appreciation (in their uniquely backhanded way).

  • Peyton: “You’re the reason I’m above the legal limit of inebriation tonight.” (07:16)
  • Each expresses reluctant gratitude for the other, with Cam dodging sincere emotions and Peyton calling him out.

• Family and Future Generations:

  • Peyton jokes about embarrassing things he’ll have to explain to his son one day due to the podcast.
  • Both muse about the weirdness of being future-parent role models, with Peyton referencing past antics and gags.

2. Thanksgiving Meals & Leftover Debates (14:14–23:15)

• When Do You Eat?:

  • Both hosts agree their families do Thanksgiving as a lunch, not dinner. Peyton: “It’s a lunch for me.” (14:26)
  • Family diversity in food timing is discussed, with playful teasing about “Caucasian side” traditions.

• Leftover Wars:

  • Cam claims leftovers taste better than the fresh meal; Peyton strongly disagrees, claiming the day-of meal is best and “people that like leftovers more than the original meal are weirdos.” (18:10)
  • Hilarious metaphors fly (the “middle ground” between pizza hot and cold, and the “nooking” of chips).

• How Long Do You Eat Leftovers?

  • Peyton: “As long as they’re there, I will eat them till they’re gone.” (20:13)
  • Cam puts a firm 48-72 hour cap, horrified to learn Peyton once ate ham two weeks old.

3. Changing Family Cooking & Generational Shifts (23:18–26:18)

• Both hosts confess family Thanksgiving “doesn’t hit the same” as they get older; recipes and enthusiasm fade.
  • Peyton: “I used to be obsessed with your green bean casserole. Mom, that is average.” (23:34)
• They roast odd family recipe names (like “green bean bundles”) and debate taking over the family meal (neither feels qualified to cook).

4. Hilarious Fitness/Jogging Anecdotes (31:27–42:56)

• Cam (self-consciously) asks Peyton how to begin a jog, admitting he doesn’t know “how to start,” and hilariously demonstrates awkward starts—double-bounces, skips, even track “set” stances. (32:09–37:02)
  • Peyton: “If you’re sitting down to stretch on a public sidewalk for a jog, you need to go to jail.” (33:21)
• Gym mishaps: Peyton tells a story about dropping his phone off a treadmill and exposing his “crack” to a whole row of gym-goers. (40:01–42:42)
  • Peyton: “The best part is, there’s a whole other row of cardio equipment behind us…my crack was out for everyone.” (41:45)

5. Crop Dusting & Primal Behavior in Public (43:32–49:19)

• The guys discuss public farting (crop dusting) and where they feel comfortable letting loose—both agree Lowe’s or Home Depot bring out their “primal,” masculine instincts.
  • Cam: “Only place I feel comfortable crop dusting is a Lowe’s or a Home Depot.” (46:38)
• Peyton admits to enjoying “Cajuning” up the mundane reality for others, and seeing himself as “that Cajun seasoning in your bland day.” (49:19)

6. Embarrassing Date Story: Bird Poop Disaster (55:05–60:59)

• Cam’s Date Story: The centerpiece of the episode—Cam recounts a wild date with a woman of eclectic style and…lack of hygiene. After greeting her outside a foresty, bohemian restaurant, a bird poops on her shoulder. She refuses to wipe it off, telling Cam, “this is supposed to happen…a sign from nature.”
  • Cam: “She goes, ‘No, no, this is supposed to happen. We’re all coming from the earth. It chose me to be its spot.’ And I said, ‘Are you kidding me?’” (59:06)

7. Liv’s (Peyton’s Wife) Walmart Encounters with Eccentric Elders (62:13–68:10)

• Liv is accosted at Walmart—first by an older woman who grabs her baby’s foot, then by an old man who falls down, then asks “what aisle did you get him (Malachi) from?”
  • Peyton: “Where’d you find that little fella at? What aisle did you get him from? Where can I get me one of them?” (66:22)
• Cam and Peyton reflect on “minding your business” in public, and the hazards of helping strangers.

8. Holiday Math, Trivia & Thanksgiving Quiz (78:16–92:30)

• Peyton quizzes Cam on Thanksgiving facts and math, including:
  • Original meats at Thanksgiving (Swan, duck, goose; NOT turkey).
  • First president to pardon a turkey: JFK (after much confusion).
  • A surprise math problem about fractioned pieces of pie—leading to 14 minutes of struggle and hilarious flailing.
    • Peyton: “All jokes aside, this is a beautiful week. Send a text to your loved ones.” (92:22)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Cam, on leftovers: “I enjoy a cold pizza after a hangover rather than a hot pizza at night.” (18:56)
• On family cooking losing its luster:
  • Peyton: “Slowly gets worse.” (25:23)
• On public jogging:
  • Peyton: “You think someone’s got a bird’s eye view on you…That’s why you’re like, ‘somebody’s always watching.’” (37:13)
• Crop dusting confession:
  • Cam: “Only place I feel comfortable crop dusting is a Lowe’s or a Home Depot.” (46:38)
  • Peyton: “If I do do it…as many people as I can.” (47:44)
• Bird poop date:
  • Cam: “She just wasn’t phased by it. And I’ll never talk to her again. Sweet lady. But that was years ago, so I could talk about it.” (60:17)

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Highlighted Timestamps

• [07:16] Peyton, joking about Cam’s emotional limitations
• [14:26] Discussing Thanksgiving meal time
• [18:10] Peyton’s strong anti-leftovers stance
• [20:13] How long is it safe to eat leftovers?
• [32:09–37:02] Cam’s awkward jog starts (must-hear physical comedy)
• [41:45] Peyton’s “crack exposed” treadmill gym story
• [46:38] Crop dusting confessions in home improvement stores
• [55:05–60:59] Cam’s bird poop date story
• [62:13–68:10] Liv’s Walmart saga with eccentric strangers
• [78:16–92:30] Thanksgiving trivia/quiz and excruciating math problem

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Overall Tone & Style

• Language/Tone: Irreverent, playful, occasionally crude but always affectionate; lots of teasing and inside jokes.
• Dynamic: Peyton tends toward dry sarcasm and quick wit, while Cam is endearingly earnest but easily flustered—especially with math.

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Closing Thoughts

The episode is a classic You Should Know blend: equal parts best-friend ribbing, outlandish stories, and heartfelt moments, with just enough absurdity to keep things unpredictable. The “date ruined by bird poop” segment stands out as a highlight, encapsulating the chaotic energy that keeps fans coming back. For listeners (and non-listeners), the episode makes an excellent pre or post-Thanksgiving treat—offering plenty of laughs, relatable holiday gripes, and a reminder to appreciate the wild ride of family, friends, and growing up.

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Happy Thanksgiving from Peyton, Cam, and the You Should Know crew!

Transcript

[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

The you should know podcast.

[Cam]

Hey everybody. Welcome back to the Original podcast episode 192. Round of Applause please.

[Peyton]

Kill, kill, kill. Get on him. Get him.

[Cam]

Good, good, good. Hey everybody, welcome back to you should Know podcast episode 192. If you're new here, if you haven't already, look below you subscribe. Button pressed. You're wrong. Even more below. Thank you. See that comment section? Is it fulfilled with your name? Guess what? Even more. I'll go and fill that out. Get your good karma. This is the Thanksgiving episode. Everybody say thank you.

[Peyton]

Thank you.

[Cam]

Oh thank you. Oh I'm so thankful. Oh, oh I'm so thankful. In the comments right now, if you didn't skip the intro, type in ooh, I'm so thankful. You know what? I'm thankful for each and every single one of you that are clicking on this video every single Monday, sharing this with your friends and clicking that subscribe button. Because we are rounding that corner round in that corner on 1 million subscribers and I am so thankful for that. And Once we hit 1 million subscribers, we have a big present for you. So go ahead and hit that subscribe button. You know what else I'm thankful for? The fact that we have a new link in the description. You want to know what that link in the description is? A link to the new merch that will be available soon.

[Peyton]

Click.

[Cam]

In the Yep in the description Right now there will be a website for the new merchant. It has a countdown. The merch will be available. But the place you could see the merch before the general public is the best place on earth. And that is the patreon patreon.com you should know podcast. We post an extra 8 to 9 hours of footage every single week over there on the Patreon. That's where you get all the behind the scenes. That's where you get sneak previews. That's where you get vlogs. That's where you get the ad free uncensored version of this. Right here we have a state fair vlog coming out. We have a Christmas games video coming out in December. We have the Koala Royalty live streams. We got extended episodes. We got 10 minute talks. We have Koala Royalty episodes. Everything you could have ever wanted and more is over there in the Patreon. No one has ever gotten the Patreon and regretted it. So go over there and say, what's up? We love you. Happy Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for you. Go and put that pie in your mouth. Mama M. That pie is so good. Now on to the rest of the.

[Peyton]

Episode, the you should know podcast. We got co host Cam back in the studio. Let's go. So thankful for Cam.

[Cam]

How are you feeling today, buddy?

[Peyton]

So thankful.

[Cam]

Can I say something to you?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

You bring that mic? The base is so far.

[Peyton]

Yeah. It'd be Pierce listener's fault. It's his fault. 100%. I just want to say, speak to me in my soul and my heart.

[Cam]

Top of the podcast. I normally.

[Peyton]

Soccer pod.

[Cam]

Talking about your haircut or lack thereof.

[Peyton]

Yes. Your child, your weight, something not today.

[Cam]

And how aggressively small your lips are when I get close. What do you mean? Looks like a little balloon. Now when I get up there.

[Peyton]

Bubble lips.

[Cam]

Yeah. I feel like when you pucker up, it does resemble an anus.

[Peyton]

Have a great day. I can kiss a singular mole on my wife. I go, that's how I imagine you kiss lips.

[Cam]

Yeah, that's how I imagine you kiss.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, I like this. Lovely. Now I feel like you don't have family watches this. My family watches this. Our son watches this.

[Cam]

He doesn't watch it.

[Peyton]

He watches.

[Cam]

He doesn't comprehend, but he watches.

[Peyton]

Yes, that's true.

[Cam]

But he will one day. He will. And there is a lot you have to explain one day.

[Peyton]

Oh, there's. I mean, there's more than a. There's more that I'm gonna have to explain to my seed.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Than I feel most men will ever have to.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. 100.

[Peyton]

And it's. I mean, he's gonna be like. What do you mean when you said that? And that could be a wide, wide spectrum of.

[Cam]

And you go. You mean you like that new car you got?

[Peyton]

Yeah. I mean, you like those clothes? You see that roof, right? Kind of Blocks you from the rain and the sun. Yeah. Shut up.

[Cam]

Yeah. Sometimes daddy had to get spanked on camera.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So what?

[Peyton]

I wore a gag ball on a tail.

[Cam]

But I'm not gonna start this episode off making fun of you or your weight.

[Peyton]

You sure? I go by you putting out the bulleted list of all the things you normally talk about, kind of shedding some light to them. I'm not gonna talk about your weight, your lack of lips, your disgusting haircut, how you look tired, dead and gray. I'm not gonna talk about any of that. None of that. None of your financial instability. I'm not gonna talk about any of those things.

[Cam]

Newly formed. None of.

[Peyton]

Still hurts.

[Cam]

I know. I'm sorry. God. Yeah, it's probably okay.

[Peyton]

Sorry.

[Cam]

Go. I'm not gonna make fun of you this episode. Since this is the Thanksgiving episode, I want to start this episode off by saying, I am.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. It's that hard. It's that hard for you to say thanks. I. I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna.

[Cam]

Here we go. Yeah. Did you just put in a whole dj?

[Peyton]

I just plugged it in. USBC on the back and forth.

[Cam]

That's one thing I do appreciate about you. Your mind is a wonderland. Like. Like, he couldn't just physically go. I'm gonna rewind. He plugged in a DJ boot. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Plugged in usb. C, Back left. Exact switch.

[Cam]

I mean, as. As you're getting older, the mental is declining.

[Peyton]

You know what? I'm gonna give you one more chance. Yeah.

[Cam]

Go ahead.

[Peyton]

For you to look at me in my soul and tell me you're thankful for me.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

You say, I'm very thankful for you, for our friendship, for our brotherhood, for who you are as a person and what you've done for me in my life. I'm thankful.

[Cam]

Wow. You're welcome.

[Peyton]

Your turn.

[Cam]

You're welcome first.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Oh, thank you.

[Cam]

Yeah. I'm thankful for you, too. Okay. What for? Huh?

[Peyton]

What for?

[Cam]

Ooh. I'm thankful. Man. Man. Dude. Remember that one time in college?

[Peyton]

I want you to know that you're going to be the reason I am above the legal limit of inebriation tonight. I want you to know that.

[Cam]

Can I join?

[Peyton]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[Cam]

But, you know, I am in my.

[Peyton]

Bedroom under covers, probably sweating.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And I'm just going to drink.

[Cam]

That's. I am thankful that you gave me a nephew. Wow.

[Peyton]

Live like that. No, no, no. You don't talk over there, and you don't get to say nephew. You're not thankful for me. Saving you from the depths. Saving you from the depths of isolation, anxiety, and not talking to anyone syndrome.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You're not thankful for that.

[Cam]

No, I am thankful.

[Peyton]

I'm just kidding. I am thankful you did that.

[Cam]

I'm joking. I'm joking. I am thankful for Cam. So much of the fact. I got you a gift for Thanksgiving.

[Peyton]

You're not getting me a gift for Thanksgiving. Why'd you get me a gift for Thanksgiving? It's probably gonna be a pumpkin pie. He's gonna go eat. I didn't get you nothing.

[Cam]

He saw him.

[Peyton]

As the way you did it. You said, yeah, I got.

[Cam]

No, I'm thankful. But, you know, I literally thought that.

[Peyton]

Was gonna be, like, a singular slice of pieces. I was gonna go, oh, dude, sick. I'll eat it. And you were gonna go, oh, I know you will. And then I was gonna eat, and you go, how is the pie, tubby? That's in my mind. That's the track we were going down. That's the track we were going down.

[Cam]

No, I. I thank you, man. I am thankful for you. I just made sure.

[Peyton]

Let's play the next game. One level up.

[Cam]

I love you.

[Peyton]

Your turn.

[Cam]

You too. Ditto, man. Same. Oh, give me a shot of liqueur. And I'll confess.

[Peyton]

That is so sad that you have to be under the influence to. To spew the three word combination. I love you.

[Cam]

I don't have to. We could just perform. I'm just kidding. You know I love you.

[Peyton]

That's a part of our game. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I just got a tingle. Yeah, I got a tingle on my tickle.

[Cam]

I made a jump.

[Peyton]

I got a tingle on my tickle. On my.

[Cam]

How many times have I made it jump?

[Peyton]

It's done some hula hoops. Because it's done a couple. Couple rounds of double Dutch. Oh, my God. You ever had a double prong?

[Cam]

Oh, down here?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, a little two bounce prong.

[Peyton]

It goes from zero to half. It's like you're hitting 20 ones with a curl bar, right? It's like zero to half and then half the top.

[Cam]

It's like, oh, yeah, I love it.

[Peyton]

But I prefer it. Like a little springboard.

[Cam]

I prefer it in the middle.

[Peyton]

So you're diving into an Olympic pool. It's like, bing pong. Yeah, that's.

[Cam]

That middle ground's where I live at.

[Peyton]

Oh, the middle. Now the middle ground is low key.

[Cam]

Like, kind of trying to stay up. He can't decide for me, though.

[Peyton]

It's too predatory that that middle ground. I don't like that. Vulnerable. No, not vulnerable. It's like, it's giving creep like I, I, I, if I'm going if my middle ground's here, right?

[Cam]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Peyton]

And it's like you're kind of, you're kind of straight as an arrow, but you're a little limp too.

[Cam]

Really?

[Peyton]

It's like that's predator.

[Cam]

That's weird. Okay. See mine's not like that. Mine's just basis filled. But we haven't made it to the top of the glass yet. We haven't filled up that cup. The top's still wiggly biggly.

[Peyton]

I think you have a bigger cup than me. I think you have a bigger cup than me. You have a 32 ounce cup.

[Cam]

You got a tall drink from Starbucks.

[Peyton]

I have 16.9 fluid ounce water bottles. You have a, you have a Stanley.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Oh, God forbid. CJ has those gallon jugs. CJ's on a pouch. CJ has a five gallon. You refill at Walmart. Plug it in there and just wait two hours.

[Cam]

Oh, man, what a way to start the Thanksgiving episode. What a way.

[Peyton]

What a way. There's always thanks to give, but this week is one of those special weeks.

[Cam]

Yes. So happy holidays to everybody.

[Peyton]

Happy holidays to you.

[Cam]

You know, we're not, you know, for Thanksgiving. It's one of my favorite times. I obviously, Obviously you do. I mean, look at you. Obviously you do. I mean no one is going to.

[Peyton]

Be, no one's gonna be like, oh, wow, Cam likes. Can I share? I've said this before, but it's all, it's, it is genuinely. It's one of the saddest yet one of the funniest things ever. Yeah. And it's about my dearly beloved wife.

[Cam]

Yeah. What happened to her?

[Peyton]

I think about it's like a year, two years ago at this point.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

We posted something around this time and this was during a phase of live that she was, she, it was just a little different.

[Cam]

Right. Okay.

[Peyton]

She was a little different.

[Cam]

So she posted something on Instagram around Thanksgiving time. Yeah.

[Peyton]

And someone did a drive by comment that literally the whole comments. Oh my God.

[Cam]

Love you, girl.

[Peyton]

Yes. Favorite mama live. Woo. And someone slid in there, went hit send and left. And it literally said, you look like you eat Thanksgiving dinner every day. And to this day it's like our inside joke. Like it hurt her. It shook her to her.

[Cam]

I mean, that's a rough comment.

[Peyton]

It's a rough comment. And then she showed me and I went, I was like, no, no, I was like, no, no.

[Cam]

That's sad, man.

[Peyton]

It was so sad. I was like, that's awful. Say.

[Cam]

But you do have to give credit to creativity.

[Peyton]

Giving credit. Who Create a comment is. Is that is my favorite thing. Like, that genuinely is one of my favorite things. Giving credit to people who did something bad, rude, whatever. But I mean, you just have to. The creativity behind it. Like, yeah, that's great.

[Cam]

Somebody said it looks like I get a migraine every time I have a thought. Like, and that's. That's creative. Like, stuff like that. I get it, man.

[Peyton]

That it Now. Oh, now. Early days. Yeah. You were tripping over your words. It was a water slide. You were like, I mean, you can't.

[Cam]

And I still get a little hint.

[Peyton]

You do. You're getting. Are you taking a course?

[Cam]

No, I think it's just. I think I'm. As I'm getting older, my manula mangatta.

[Peyton]

Is forming your pine cone in your kitchen booth. What is it? The kitchen.

[Cam]

Corn pone and corn pone.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God, they're all forming.

[Cam]

Finally.

[Peyton]

You still have the dip.

[Cam]

Oh, big time. Big time.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

The you should know podcast.

[Cam]

So going to Thanksgiving holiday episode.

[Peyton]

Beautiful. Beautiful.

[Cam]

I'm not too big on the actual, like, Thanksgiving dinner. And by the way, I don't have Thanksgiving dinner at dinner time. What time do you have your Thanksgiving Noon.

[Peyton]

It's a lunch for me.

[Cam]

Yeah. Yes. And that might be the Caucasian side of me, right? I mean, we don't have a very diverse panel on the fourth camera.

[Peyton]

You got one other person you can ask, and if both of Yalls answers.

[Cam]

Combined equals one full answer, it's not a diverse Vegna. Voldemort. What time do you, did you eat Thanksgiving as a kid? Noon.

[Peyton]

Noon. Nice. Half.

[Cam]

Olivia.

[Peyton]

Olivia, what time is it? They start cooking at noon.

[Cam]

Oh, see, okay.

[Peyton]

See, okay, maybe it's that.

[Cam]

So I, I, we, I would wake up.

[Peyton]

You're part of the ilk that eats.

[Cam]

At early, like 11. Like I would wake up and it would be down there and we'd go.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God, that's even better. Waking up.

[Cam]

You smell it and you can go down, smell yeast. Yeah. Oh, a little bit of, a little bit of in my eye.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Grandma's down there.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. Just wiggling all about. Oh, my God. Maybe not.

[Cam]

Now.

[Peyton]

Your grandma's actually very fit. She's very fit woman. Very put together woman.

[Cam]

Very 90s.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I mean, she's incredibly in shape. More healthy than unbelievable. She could probably run a marathon.

[Cam]

Yeah. Now, Carol. No, she can't.

[Peyton]

She can't.

[Cam]

She can watch. Once she can, she'll be involved from the start to the finish.

[Peyton]

I won't, she'll be.

[Cam]

Nope.

[Peyton]

I'm sorry.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Beautiful lady. Beautiful lady in great shape for in her 90s.

[Cam]

Perfect.

[Peyton]

If I even make it to 90s, I, I, I think I'll be £400. I'm just put that out there.

[Cam]

You make it to 45.

[Peyton]

Oh, you want to talk about making it to 45? You want to talk about making it to45? You're flipping a coin right about now.

[Cam]

I have, I have.

[Peyton]

You've made it. You've made a big turnaround, dude.

[Cam]

But my immune system is like, of like a, like a deer, like a kid meal. I have a really bad immune system. Somebody sneezes on me, I'm in the hospital.

[Peyton]

If someone sneezes on you, it could be as simple as, oh, that was gross. But your mind will take me to somewhere else. You go, oh, my God, I have leukemia now. Like, that's how, that's, that's how you, that's how your mind works. A simple nine to five sneeze at a Whole Foods puts you in stage four, and that's just what it is. Come on. There we go. No, that's his. What's the. That's a. That's a diagnosis.

[Cam]

It's called cardiovascular.

[Peyton]

When you're scared of hypochondriac.

[Cam]

Hypochondriac. You are.

[Peyton]

You are the master of hypochondriac.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Your grandfather was Peyton Steffan. Hypochondria.

[Cam]

I used to get that necrophilia confused. And that's a hard thing to decipher. Like when you're explaining to somebody I'm a necrophiliac, and they'd be like, ooh.

[Peyton]

You go, no, no, I'm. I'm deep in a necrophilia. Like, it's bad. Like, don't have. That's about to die around me. Careful. That's it.

[Cam]

I get it.

[Peyton]

I get the joke.

[Cam]

And then say the flu because they're.

[Peyton]

Sick, and then I'll think I'm sick.

[Cam]

Yeah, no, it's. That's a double entendre.

[Peyton]

Creativity.

[Cam]

You're good.

[Peyton]

Giving. Giving credit where it's due.

[Cam]

Back to Thanksgiving.

[Peyton]

Back to eating at 11.

[Cam]

I'm not too into the actual Thanksgiving dinner.

[Peyton]

That's stupid.

[Cam]

Well, I'm not. You know what I always enjoy more?

[Peyton]

If you say the right answer, I will give you a hug.

[Cam]

I enjoy leftovers more than the actual dinner.

[Peyton]

Okay, that's the wrong answer. That's good. The. The only answer that is. That is acceptable that you enjoy more on the day of Thanksgiving.

[Cam]

On the day of. Thanks.

[Peyton]

On the day of Thanksgiving.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

More than Thanksgiving meal is Black Friday shopping. That is the only acceptable answer.

[Cam]

Black Friday. But we talked about that. We talked about this last year. We went on a full 30 minute bender. Black Friday shopping is dead. It's not the same anymore.

[Peyton]

It's not the same.

[Cam]

They're doing Black Friday deals right now.

[Peyton]

Yeah. No, they've ruined it. No, they really have. They started doing Black Friday deals last year.

[Cam]

Week.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I'm like, what the. It just cap.

[Cam]

I was like, it's Halloween.

[Peyton]

But yeah, I'm like, I'm going trick or treating tonight. What do you mean? I can save 70% off. Hell yeah, kids. I'm doing that. Yeah, but the fact you're saying you, like, let.

[Cam]

You're.

[Peyton]

Okay, let's just. Let's break this down real quick.

[Cam]

Break it down.

[Peyton]

People that like leftovers more than the original meal.

[Cam]

Right.

[Peyton]

Are weirdos. You think so? And I will stand on that hill. Leftovers hit. The only reason you love the leftovers so much is. Is because the food is so good in the first place.

[Cam]

No, leftovers are so good because you can enjoy that same dinner that you had before, but whatever environment you want to.

[Peyton]

Exactly. But it's the same dinner.

[Cam]

No, it's soaked in its seasoning longer. It's soaked in its juices longer.

[Peyton]

It's also going to be reheated by a.

[Cam]

By a.

[Peyton]

By a metal box. It's not coming straight out the oven with your grandma's elbow grease in it.

[Cam]

That's love.

[Peyton]

That's love. Determination and wiggle.

[Cam]

So you. So you don't enjoy a pizza in the morning rather than a pizza right when you get it for. From the delivery.

[Peyton]

If someone.

[Cam]

I enjoy a cold pizza after a hangover rather than a hot pizza at night.

[Peyton]

Okay. You had to throw in the booze. You have to put the booze in there to make that make sense. There's no way in your right mind that you would rather order a pizza. Get the delivery.

[Cam]

Go.

[Peyton]

Appreciate it, man. Yeah. Here's a five ball. Throw it in the fridge and tackle it tomorrow. Then eat it right then and there. No shot.

[Cam]

Yes, I would actually. Yes, I would. Yes. And I've done that. And I do that with my chips. You know what I do with my chips? Chips aren't a heated thing, but it's technically left over.

[Peyton]

No, the. It's a chip.

[Cam]

But so you know what I like to do is I like to open up the chip bag and just set it there, and I like for it to nook.

[Peyton]

You like for it to nook? That's. I'm a. I'm a.

[Cam]

Stay away from it. I'm a nuka. No, you can't do it. You can't say it.

[Peyton]

Oh, that creativity is just sparking again.

[Cam]

But I wasn't.

[Peyton]

You go. Why do you have so much content on that one? Yeah. I have so much to say. There's no patent. You're not. You're not normal, you're not real, and you're not of the majority.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

You are speaking. You're that guy that, like. You're that guy that's. Oh, never mind.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

No, no, no, it's fine.

[Cam]

Okay. But that wasn't even my initial thing. My initial thing was. How long do you eat leftovers for?

[Peyton]

As long as they're there, I will eat them till they're gone.

[Cam]

No way.

[Peyton]

100%.

[Cam]

You have a.

[Peyton]

There's a tub of mashed potatoes and I go for a plate and I give me one or two servings. There's going to be as many plates made as there is. Mashed potatoes need to be.

[Cam]

So how long? Like how many days from the initial? We put that in the fridge.

[Peyton]

Are you eating leftovers if there's mashed potatoes? Next Thursday I'm having mashed potatoes.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

For lunch.

[Cam]

No, sir.

[Peyton]

Absolutely. I respect my elders and I respect the time they put it in the kitchen.

[Cam]

Respect your stomach.

[Peyton]

I will eat.

[Cam]

Not good.

[Peyton]

I will eat cowboy beans.

[Cam]

What? Beans.

[Peyton]

Cowboy beans.

[Cam]

Cowboy.

[Peyton]

You know how cowboy beans. You put beans with the.

[Cam]

With the hat.

[Peyton]

Like a bit of my old and some spurs.

[Cam]

Too old for that.

[Peyton]

No, cowboy beans is beans with meat and bacon and.

[Cam]

Oh, I didn't know the name for it. With a little B. I like that.

[Peyton]

I'll eat that for. I will eat that till it's gone.

[Cam]

I prefer those cold.

[Peyton]

Okay, so you're saying there's a time limit on leftovers?

[Cam]

48 hours. You have 48 to 72 hours.

[Peyton]

So then what's all this nooking and soaking in its cream and juice? If you're. If it's two days max, you get two days to enjoy it. That's stupid.

[Cam]

Because at a certain point, that's when it's like a revolving clock. It will get really good and then really bad after that. You.

[Peyton]

In this clock pendulum system you've been using, you've been abusing it. No, no. The leftover is there. Especially a sacred meal leftover. You eat it till it's gone.

[Cam]

What's the longest. What's the longest you've ate a leftover for?

[Peyton]

I chewed on ham from Thanksgiving two weeks prior. Two weeks post.

[Cam]

No, you did not. Sort of got meat.

[Peyton]

Meat. Two weeks.

[Cam]

That couldn't have tasted good.

[Peyton]

It was protein. Two weeks.

[Cam]

14 days.

[Peyton]

14 days.

[Cam]

On the 14th day, you ate that two Thursday.

[Peyton]

Whatever. Like December 9th. Yeah, that's when I had it.

[Cam]

We're in.

[Peyton]

I'm getting ready to prepare for Christmas. I'm still eating on Thanksgiving.

[Cam]

Ham. No, sir, I swear.

[Peyton]

It was a massive ham. You should have thought it was the whole pig. Like, it was huge.

[Cam]

Was that a choicing or a poverty thing?

[Peyton]

It was definitely a choice. It was. I mean, I definitely could have grabbed some peanut butter crackers and I said, I want the ham. It was definitely a young phase, too. I'm not going two weeks now. First off, the goal is there's not too many leftovers. There's enough to where it's Valuable. You get tomorrow's lunch, maybe tomorrow's dinner, and then you're done. But if there is enough for two or three days, I'm eating for two or three days. The you should know podcast this episode.

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[Peyton]

You should know podcast.

[Cam]

I don't want to stay on Thanksgiving too long, but is it. Do you feel the same way? And we can out our families real quick. And I haven't said this to my family, but as you get older.

[Peyton]

Oh, oh, my God.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. I'll tag.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. We'll tag team this.

[Cam]

As you get older, your family's like, Thanksgiving cooking just does not hit the same.

[Peyton]

Okay. I used to be obsessed with your. With your green bean casserole. Mom, that is average.

[Cam]

Now, see, I didn't call nobody out. Mom. Your yams don't hit the same. I didn't say. That's what I gotta say. I gotta say.

[Peyton]

I don't.

[Cam]

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Did you just say green bean bundles? Yeah, green bean bundles. He gets this from the soup kitchen.

[Peyton]

Brown sugar, bacon wrapped around it.

[Cam]

That's not a Thanksgiving meal, bro. Oh, that.

[Peyton]

Is that it? Oh, I'm gonna refrain. Green bean bundles. I mean, that is. That is. That has to originate from Arkansas. No, I want you to understand what you're saying. The fact that you just said that three human beings, four human beings from Texas and one from Oklahoma have never heard it, and you think it's this. This. This known thing.

[Cam]

Well, we can't look it up. You can do your. We'll do it on the extended.

[Peyton]

Okay. Never been a fan of cranberry. Never been a fan of the cranberry. Hate that.

[Cam]

I used to put my Finger in it as a kid and go like that. Make it jiggle. Well, not like that. Y' all see, y' all need. Y' all need help. I used to play with the.

[Peyton]

You know, I used to go to the cranberry go. Oh, God, that hurt my ankle. Mom, I don't want any more of the cramp. Okay, I'll get something. I have a sod one.

[Cam]

Will you pass me the cranberry?

[Peyton]

Okay. Oh, I was about to make a. I mean, an absolutely inappropriate. I won't.

[Cam]

But you agree that your family's Thanksgiving doesn't hit the same.

[Peyton]

Slowly gets worse.

[Cam]

What do we do now? Because I think we're the ones supposed to take over the recipes. But I don't cook.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. No, I could not. I literally couldn't imagine going to a Thanksgiving hosted by you, by the way. I. I actually. I can't even picture it in my head.

[Cam]

What is my Thanksgiving hosting?

[Peyton]

I have no imagery. Like, I cannot imagine.

[Cam]

Try to. You. You walk in, there's nothing.

[Peyton]

We literally would walk in. There's nothing in there. There's gonna be a bottle of tequila, and you're going to say, the food's going to get delivered in 45 minutes.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, Definitely deliver.

[Peyton]

Exactly. That's not. Thanks.

[Cam]

I plan on doing that Friday night. I plan on doing that with my future family. I'm going to hire it like a chef, and you can come in and cook.

[Peyton]

That is absolute and nonsense. That's like saying, I'm going to hire someone to come buy my kids gifts and wrap them.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

And then.

[Cam]

Yes. Because one day I'm going to hire Pierce as my personal assistant. I'm just like, pierce, go get my kids something. You know, Go get them something.

[Peyton]

You cannot be. But I'll give them a list.

[Cam]

I'll be like, I know what my kid wants. PJ wants, like, Barbies. I don't know what he wants.

[Peyton]

That is. You're telling me right now, you're going to have a personal assistant that goes and buys your kids gifts for Christmas?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

And then wraps them, and then if.

[Cam]

I had to guess, put them under the tree.

[Peyton]

Put them under the tree, skip their own Christmas and be there for your Christmas morning and clean up the damn.

[Cam]

Mitch, no. They can go home for their Christmas, but then come back to clean up the.

[Peyton]

Go home. What do you have a living quarters?

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Stay in the campus.

[Cam]

Go to your personal home for Christmas.

[Peyton]

As opposed to what? That's where they live. Well, you said no. No. They can leave for the day and then Come back.

[Cam]

I thought you were under the impression that they were staying in my house to watch my kids open presents.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

It sounds like, no, they're going home. And then you come back to clean up the mess. In an ideal world.

[Peyton]

Oh, that's ideal. Ideal wouldn't be. Oh, my God. I love my son so much. I know he wants this. Babe, let's get that. What do you say? I'm still getting. Let's get that. Let's go, rabbit. And then you. And then you watch the enjoyment of your son. You know what? Oh. Oh, wow.

[Cam]

I'm gonna sit there and watch.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. You're about to. You're about two bad sentences away from being banned from Malachi's first birthday.

[Cam]

That's not true. That's not true. I'll break it. I will break it.

[Peyton]

You go, I will blow that.

[Cam]

Y' all spent $2,000 on balloons. I'm going to.

[Peyton]

No, we did not.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Can I say something?

[Peyton]

No, we did not.

[Cam]

Cam spent two grand.

[Peyton]

No, we did not.

[Cam]

Look, look. So Malachi's first birthday is coming up January 21st.

[Peyton]

No, we. No, we did not. Don't you put that on my name.

[Cam]

Malachi's first birthday is coming January 21st, right?

[Peyton]

Oh, God.

[Cam]

I said, what are y' all doing for Malachi's first birthday? Something small, something intimate at the house. So I'm thinking I'm gonna show up because first birthdays are for the adults, right?

[Peyton]

You take pictures of the kid, but.

[Cam]

It'S for the adults. You get to party, Drake, whatever. The kid's not gonna know. He's like, I know what's going on. Right? So I was thinking they were like some small, intimate. We're gonna go up to the house. I'm.

[Peyton]

Okay, cool.

[Cam]

I'm game for that. I'll bring him a little toy truck or something. Something cute. And then I'm getting up in the Kennedy Manor.

[Peyton]

There you go.

[Cam]

Then Cam comes into the office, disheveled, like. I mean, like you would have thought. He just got jumped outside. He was just. He's leaning over his desk like this. I go. I go, hey, Cam. Baby.

[Peyton]

Hey, Camwyn.

[Cam]

Hey, Cam. You, girl.

[Peyton]

Kenwin.

[Cam]

Hey. Hey, Cam. How you doing? I said, kim, what's going on? Bob?

[Peyton]

What's going on, baby?

[Cam]

Hey, baby girl.

[Peyton]

Hey, it's all right.

[Cam]

I go, what's going on? He goes. He goes, man, spent a lot of money yesterday. And I go, oh, you got a new watch. You got something new for the house? What happened? Like, there's A lot of money. Buy a new couch. He goes, no, it's Malachi. I go, oh, my God. What do you have a medical bill you have to pay for?

[Peyton]

Still painting those off. $60,000. Break.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My son cost 60,000. Oh, my God. My son cost $60,000 to bring to this world.

[Cam]

That's crazy.

[Peyton]

Thank God for insurance.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

But then it's all scam.

[Cam]

If I didn't have. Oh, okay.

[Peyton]

No, no. I just got a bath and said, help him out. There you go.

[Cam]

Thank you. There you go. Now Cam comes in disheveled, and I'm rubbing his back. I'm like, what's wrong? What's wrong, baby girl? I love you. It's okay. I'm. Daddy's here, right?

[Peyton]

Daddy's here.

[Cam]

He puts his big in my chest. I feel like it concaved a little bit. I was like, oh, can't breathe too well.

[Peyton]

You go. His singular jawline covered both my nipples.

[Cam]

His big head is taking up my whole sternum.

[Peyton]

It's like a breastplate armor.

[Cam]

Yeah. And I'm holding his head. I'm holding his head like this and just rubbing.

[Peyton]

I'm like.

[Cam]

I'm like, daddy, what's wrong? And then he goes, it's Malachi's birthday. And I go, what happened? What's going on? You got him a big gift. And he goes, no. We haven't even got gifts or anything. We spent $2,000 on a balloon arch. And I said, you did what? True statement. It just had $2,000 on a balloon arch. How many balloons are on this arch?

[Peyton]

I don't know. I don't know. And I plead the Fifth. And the first thing is, it was not a we sentiment. It is my beloved wife.

[Cam]

Yes, it's a true statement.

[Peyton]

The price is fabricated. But it is fabricated.

[Cam]

By a couple hundred dollars, maybe. And, no, we're not gonna say the whole thing. But.

[Peyton]

But I'm talking about, like, the stuff that's included. You can't. It's live. It's still. It's.

[Cam]

So, yeah. So basically, y' all got hell jinging balloons. I was gonna say. I'm not going.

[Peyton]

I say, no, no, cancel the party. I'm not. Cancel the party. Balloon popped a face and went, oh.

[Cam]

But it's gonna be a great birthday.

[Peyton]

I'm just saying it's gonna be great.

[Cam]

Remember that debate we had about fiscal responsibility?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

You're worse than me.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no.

[Cam]

Well, yes.

[Peyton]

No. No, it's not. It's no. Yes. It's a.

[Cam]

It's both.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

It's both.

[Peyton]

It's both. It's.

[Cam]

You're one. Oh, boom.

[Peyton]

My God.

[Cam]

But can I say I have a question, right? Going into the whole Thanksgiving theme, right? We. We eat a lot of calories, right? We're eating a lot. That's our gluttonous day. I mean, kind of. It's kind of sub. Kind of like just regular day for you. Like, it's, like, linear, and then it's like a little spike.

[Peyton]

It's a little spike. A little bit down.

[Cam]

But a lot of people do jogs after their Thanksgiving, right? They just go. They got to go run off, right? The next day or something.

[Peyton]

Okay, yeah, sure.

[Cam]

A lot of people during the holidays are going to go jog the food off, and now that I'm on my fitness journey, I'm starting to take a lot more jogs.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you are. You love a good cardio.

[Cam]

I love a good jog, but no one talks about this. And I'm going to be real vulnerable, and I'm going to test you on something.

[Peyton]

Would you trip?

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

You fall into a creek?

[Cam]

No. I'm gonna test you on something. I don't know how to start a jog. I. It is, like, my worst. Like, I am so insecure. Every time I go on a jog and I start my jog, I hate you so much. Is that not a real thing for you?

[Peyton]

That. No, that's not a real thing.

[Cam]

So you know how to start a jog?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Get up and go start a jog. Oh, where do you want me, Y' all park? The Red Sea? Pick up that fourth camera, fourth mic.

[Peyton]

All right. There's only one way to start a jog. You sit there. If you stretch, you do your stretching. Say you have an Apple watch, smartwatch, whatever. You hit go, and you really go like this, and you just take off, and that's all you do. What do you go like this. Take off. What do you go? Dead sprint and decelerate. You just take off. This is it.

[Cam]

So I have a bunch of different variations of how I start my jog. I don't know how to do it. So, like, I don't know if you skip into it. Do you skip into it or do you, like, just, like, take off running, right? So. And do you stretch? Like, do you sit in the sidewalk and you're like.

[Peyton]

If you're doing. If you're sitting down to stretch on a public sidewalk, to take a jog, you need to go to jail. That Is. That is wicked crazy work.

[Cam]

Look.

[Peyton]

Okay, so this is my different variation static stretches for a job.

[Cam]

This is my different variations. So how I. How I jog, right? So I'm going. I'm warming up and I go, all right, I swear to God.

[Peyton]

You think that looks cool?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

You're doing a double bounce and then a skip, a triple bounce. Skip into a job. What do you have snipers on top of the building? Like, why would you have a paparazzi following you?

[Cam]

Or this is it.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. What's wrong with that?

[Cam]

No, no.

[Peyton]

What's wrong with that? If you start. If you start, that's like getting in your car and instead of driving in a straight line, you. Yeah, you reverse first and then take off driving. Okay, so you just. Did you go, wait, what?

[Cam]

Yeah, I'm doing that backpedal. Take off. It's swag.

[Peyton]

That's swag. That is not swag.

[Cam]

Swag.

[Peyton]

Swag is being a grown, tax paying citizen. And you go, all right, jog, and you take off. No, you do a front lean, a little lean to where you have some. Some. Some force pushing you. No, I'm not. I'm not hunting. I'm like this. No, all you do, you lean a little forward to make you go at a quicker pace than a walk, and you just take off and you jog.

[Cam]

Honesty. Very truthfully honest. You know, when I get anxious, I overthink to an extreme amount. The worst I've ever done was this.

[Peyton]

Like, I don't even know if I'm ready to see this.

[Cam]

That's it. That's it. I've done a running position. I've done it. I have. Being honest, I have.

[Peyton]

Peyton, Peyton. If I ever saw you first off, you're. You always talk about my brain.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

In my mind, if I physically saw you go. No, he says it to himself. On your mark. Just to talk.

[Cam]

Yeah, that's the fascinating part.

[Peyton]

You're not sprinting.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

You got in your block to jog. Okay. Got in here to do long distance.

[Cam]

You go without thinking about it. Without thinking about it. I want. I want Robbie and Pierce to show me theirs. Don't even think about it. Just go real quick. You don't even need the mic.

[Peyton]

Start right here.

[Cam]

Sorry for the audio listeners, but this is hilarious. I have to see this. You're about to go on a jog, Pierce. Three, two, one.

[Peyton]

That's awkward. No, it's awkward. Hit the blocks for a jog, dog. No.

[Cam]

He'S going on a jog in three, two, one.

[Peyton]

Now the serious one, though.

[Cam]

I do.

[Peyton]

I do hit a skip.

[Cam]

I hit up.

[Peyton]

Yes, you got a skip.

[Cam]

Skip is the best one.

[Peyton]

I'll give you a skip, not a. You know, that is. Now that is.

[Cam]

That's what I did.

[Peyton]

No, no, you went like this. You said. You said sitting on the static, stretching, getting real good. Static stretches for no reason. And then you stand up and you said, okay, ready, go. You went, hey, you can hit one of these. All right. His is the most realistic, I'd say probably like this.

[Cam]

Yeah, okay. But you got to understand, it is. Jogging is an awkward thing and not enough people talk about it.

[Peyton]

You hit the blocks.

[Cam]

You have to.

[Peyton]

No, you don't.

[Cam]

Jogging is one of the most awkward things of all time.

[Peyton]

No, it's not. It's awkward when you think people are watching you, dude. You don't judge the way you sit on your couch because you know, you're in the confines of your home. You're out in public, you think someone's got a bird's eye view on you, and that's why you're like, somebody's always watching.

[Cam]

No, that's why I hate jogging on, like, busy roads where there's cars.

[Peyton]

Now that I'll give you. Because I've done that before. I've done that in my neighborhood. And I did not realize at the time because I'm so far removed from, like, schooling schedules. Didn't realize school just got out. Hella cars, hella teenagers leaving the parking lot. And I'm literally sitting there on a jog. Terrible cardio, out of breath, very sweaty, and I'm getting looks from 16 year olds like this.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's. Well, a lot of the reason I don't like running in front of people is because at a young age, 8th grade coach Welch, he told me it looked like I ran with a backpack on. And it's really affected my. My life.

[Peyton]

I think my biggest thing is I don't. I don't like how. How much force my feet hit the ground with.

[Cam]

And I don't.

[Peyton]

I don't do treadmills good. Like, I don't do sprints on a treadmill because I'm like everyone else on treadmills. Like, yeah, I'm literally like this. Boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Cam]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Peyton]

I hate that.

[Cam]

I don't like the way you run either. I don't like your arm.

[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

The you should know podcast. Oh, my God. The other. How have I not told you this?

[Cam]

What happened?

[Peyton]

This is like two weeks ago. You and you know me on the treadmill for cardio at.

[Cam]

Hold on.

[Peyton]

You know, for me, cardio at the end of workouts. Yeah, it's going to be an incline walk. I'm not really sprinting. I don't need to do that for whatever the hell reason I got. It was a leg day, so I was like, maybe I run some of this soreness out now. Get that lactic acid. I get on the treadmill. I shit not. I put my phone up on the little thing. Like I say I run with force. I get that speed to like seven, seven and a half. It's like jog two seconds. Literally like 20 seconds into the jog, my phone falls over.

[Cam]

Oh, no.

[Peyton]

Falls on the ground. It is stuck between the two treadmills where another human being is.

[Cam]

I have to.

[Peyton]

And I'm not kidding. I have to get on the sides. I pause the workout. I get down on all fours and I'm literally like this trying to, like, trying to grab my phone because you have to, you have to understand. It's this huge platform. Huge platform. And neither one of us run an incline. So it's like big base, big space, small space where the phone is. And I'm literally like this.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

On all fours. People are walking behind me the whole time. And I didn't realize it. And I'm not kidding. And this probably pissed me off more than anything I've ever felt in the gym.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Sitting there, reaching, fishing for the phone. I finally grab it. I look at the person, I'm like, yeah, I know this isn't good for either one of us. She's like, this is like a 50 year old mom. I grab the phone and on my way back, I feel a breeze.

[Cam]

No, no.

[Peyton]

My crack was visible.

[Cam]

Oh, your pearly white cheeks.

[Peyton]

My pearly white Disney princess.

[Cam]

A little bit of hue, a little.

[Peyton]

Bit of pink hue.

[Cam]

Oh, God. A little bit of hair and a little bit of orange.

[Peyton]

A little bit orange was available for all of this commercial gym to see.

[Cam]

It's a misdemeanor.

[Peyton]

The whole time I was down, I was a plumber. My crack was out for everyone.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

The best part is there's a whole other row of cardio equipment behind us.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

So they were getting this with my out literally going, oh, yeah, no, sorry. Yeah, me too. Oh, wow.

[Cam]

Wow.

[Peyton]

That's exactly, exactly how it went. But it was like skin.

[Cam]

Yeah, that's bad.

[Peyton]

And guess what I did.

[Cam]

You have to leave.

[Peyton]

Oh, me being, me. Me being stubborn.

[Cam]

Oh, no.

[Peyton]

I try to swallow it. So I stand up. I go, go. Yeah.

[Cam]

Wow. You tried to swallow. I go, me being stubborn.

[Peyton]

No, you can't make me. Oh, so many people. So many human beings.

[Cam]

So you being stubborn.

[Peyton]

Being stubborn. And I go, I'm going to. I'm going to wear this humility like a crown. And I'm going to get back on that treadmill. I get back on the treadmill. It was on pause for so long, it ended my progress. I couldn't see the distance I've done. So I said, this place. I'm out of here. And I walk clean out. I said, no, no. That's why I don't do this cardio. No.

[Cam]

I'm out of here, dude.

[Peyton]

You know, fat forever.

[Cam]

You said, no, you need to leave that gym. As much as happens to you in that gym, you got to leave it.

[Peyton]

It's on. It's just. It's unbelievable. Like, it's. And then my wife wonders why I get mad at inanimate objects.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Anything in this world that doesn't have a heartbeat or a brain. Should never best me.

[Cam]

Right.

[Peyton]

I should never fail to a cabinet. I should never get mad ice cream.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And these things happen to me. Doors on a regular basis. It's the worst, isn't it? I literally think it's like. It's like manifestation. Like, this is the number one thing I get mad at. It's the number one thing that happens to me.

[Cam]

It's like whenever you think about seeing a new car, and then now when you're driving that car everywhere, it's the same thing.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God, dude. My life is a Prius. Like, it is a Toyota Prius. I'm like, oh, freezes everywhere.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God, dude, it's so bad. Do you.

[Cam]

You. You cried us. Yeah.

[Peyton]

I mean, yeah. Not with like, because you just a racial intent, but yeah, I do.

[Cam]

I don't racially fart.

[Peyton]

Oh, look at that. Like, I don't. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Huh. That was a fart. That was a crop dust. Yeah. I'm saying it's. It's never.

[Cam]

I can see where you're coming from. You said.

[Peyton]

Look at that.

[Cam]

Oh, there's two syllables too. Oh, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

But no, I do not.

[Cam]

First off, I've been in a crop dusting bag, dawg. Really letting them go.

[Peyton]

Oh, and your putrid. It is like bad energy, dude. It's like a. Yeah. That gets ahold of you. Start praying different. If someone gets engulfed in your fart, there's a couple curses coming their way.

[Cam]

You dig? Fossil. That's what's coming out of me.

[Peyton]

That is straight petroleum. Yeah.

[Cam]

Like, oh, my God, I'm a nasty petrol pump coming out of me. But you know where it came from, though.

[Peyton]

Flammable.

[Cam]

You know where it came from? Where I went to lower? No, no. Well, my father. Yeah. He's got internal digestion.

[Peyton]

Your dad literally poops and it's like a grenade went off. It's literally like something blew the foot. Like a. It could cover a whole house.

[Cam]

He's the Oppenheimer.

[Peyton]

That was fantastic. Is the Oppenheimer.

[Cam]

Okay. But I've been. I saw. I went to Lowe's. Right. Cuz, you know, weird pull.

[Peyton]

Well, this is.

[Cam]

It'll make sense. Right? So since I'm in a. In a thing with Voldy.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

Right. I'm trying to behave more of like a. Like a man. Like, I want to build you stuff. Like, my primal instinct is coming out. Like, let me go to low. Right. But that my testosterone is raised yes. Going into Lowe's, like going into a Lowe's or Home Depot. Something primal comes out.

[Peyton]

It does. Makes you a chimera. Like a beast. Like a chimera. Mythical creature. But like, it makes. It makes you want to like, dude, I'm.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You see a good two by four.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And you don't know to do with it.

[Cam]

It's like to walk by the wood.

[Peyton]

Yeah. 100%.

[Cam]

It's like a little.

[Peyton]

Just weird little virgin boy. You see that first beautiful girl you see and you're like, oh, I could do something. You have no clue what you're doing. You've never been on that track. You have no clue. You don't know where the start button is. You don't know nothing. But in your mind, you don't want.

[Cam]

To rev up that engine.

[Peyton]

You don't know how to rev that engine. You're going to cold start her in the middle of December.

[Cam]

You don't drive manual. You've been on auto.

[Peyton]

Yeah. You don't have a stick shift. You have to no clue what you're doing. But you think you can. Right. That's the same thing as a. As a young grown man that we are. When you walk into a Lowe's.

[Cam]

Yeah. I had to ask where the hammers were. You know how embarrassing that is at home, where your hammers, like, they know I don't belong in there.

[Peyton]

I feel like. Oh, my God. Oh, wait, Continue. I'll say this after.

[Cam]

Well, I asked the guy and he was like. Like he didn't. But it felt like it. I was about to say what. But being in a Lowe's or a Home Depot, primal, I, you know me, I. I get mad at y' all when y' all crop dust in public. I do not respect it. I don't like it. Y' all do it everywhere.

[Peyton]

I don't give a. Like, I. I gotta fart. I'm farting, period.

[Cam]

I gotta see that. So selfish.

[Peyton]

I'm not like poop and pooping. I gotta pee and peeing a fart. It's a bodily function. Everyone does it. You, if you don't like it, I'm gonna fart.

[Cam]

I see. That's not me. The only place I feel comfortable crop dusting is a Lowe's or a Home Depot. Where's the most comfortable. Your crop dusting?

[Peyton]

You have a comfortability level.

[Cam]

Only place I can do it.

[Peyton]

Is it because it's only men?

[Cam]

Maybe. And it brings out that primal testosterone.

[Peyton]

You think you're gonna go and the next guy goes. You're having a fart war and you.

[Cam]

Go, oh.

[Peyton]

Dude, I wasn't even going there.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Cam]

He's gonna get him. Who's gonna get him?

[Peyton]

Yeah, no, he's gonna get him.

[Cam]

I saw sheets in his backpack. I didn't know what they were for. He does something.

[Peyton]

There were sheets and scissors. My hole's not big enough. Okay, I did not mean that as a form of an animal. I meant primal. We were going down, right? Caveman, primal and primate are very close. That's why my mind made the connection.

[Cam]

Right.

[Peyton]

But I think that might be it. But in terms of me, I don'. I don't like the crop dust, but if it happens, it happens.

[Cam]

I think you do like it. You enjoy it. I'm not gonna lie.

[Peyton]

If I do do it. A good mall. A good mall. As many people as I can.

[Cam]

Yeah, you like to. You like to take up a wide area. You don't like confined. Confined spaces. That's terrorism.

[Peyton]

Confined, that is. Yeah, you can't do that. I can't? Yeah. You can't walk up to one lady selling hand soap at Bed Bath and Beyond and go, excuse me, ma'.

[Cam]

Am.

[Peyton]

You gotta. You walk off and ruin her life. Yeah. She's trying to sell you tropical amber, ocean breeze, and you just hit her with poop.

[Cam]

You have a thing with disturbing the peace, though. Like, you have a kink.

[Peyton]

No, no, I don't have a kink. I don't like.

[Cam]

You like yelling in public.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Or you like farting in public. It's your two things.

[Peyton]

It's not a kink necessarily. I like spice. You're fine with mundane society. Me, if everyone wore gray and just walked around, you'd be like, oh, dudes, sick. No, I just modern. It's chic. I just don't like to.

[Cam]

I don't want to, like, make your day worse.

[Peyton]

I don't think that.

[Cam]

I used to have those intrusive thoughts, but not anymore.

[Peyton]

This is the way I approach life from that.

[Cam]

Don't point at me.

[Peyton]

This is the way I approach life from that lens. You think that it's making people's days worse? I think, yeah. If it gives them a funny story to go talk to with their co workers or their kids or even if it gives them some. Think about this. Yeah, someone hates it. Babe. This in the mall just screamed today. And he was just so annoying. Oh, babe, if I would have been there, I would have beat his. Oh, my God, you're so strong and manly. Oh, I know. I'll protect you and her whole family. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Come here.

[Peyton]

I just made them have love. You just made sense. I just made them make sex.

[Cam]

Yeah, you were the quarterback of sex for me.

[Peyton]

Going back.

[Cam]

Whoa.

[Peyton]

Boom. My cut. And then I walk into my store. That's how I view life. I am the spot. There's salts, there's peppers. I'm that Cajun right in the middle. I'm that Cajun seasoning.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, you are.

[Peyton]

You're having a regular day. Let me Cajun it. You have too much pepper. Cajun.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Episode, the you should know podcast. I have a story about Thanksgiving. We're back today.

[Cam]

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Enjoy your yams now. Greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, tram, ham, log.

[Peyton]

Dog, chicken, turkey, you name it. Oh, my God, What a song. So this has nothing to do with the actual meal of Thanksgiving, but it's something that happened on Thanksgiving break when I was younger. Okay, so Thanksgiving break basketball is still in full swing, so we. Wicked story. We had to practice outdoors. Okay, this is in, like, middle school. We had to practice outdoors because for whatever reason, we all show up to the school because school's out and we just have, like a quick morning practice. We show up, school's completely locked and our coach can't get in. Don't know how that happens. Where is. You're an adult Anyway, we're lucky enough there's a court outside of it. This was in middle school, and it's a. I'm talking janky little court. Like, little court. Like, we're not about to play fives. We're going to do, like, layup drills and probably walk through our sets.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

So we go to this court, and we're going probably like an hour. Whatever. We're getting close to the end. He goes, all right, everyone go for water. And then we're going to scrimmage for a little bit before we get out here. So I go to get my water, and I kid you not. What the is that? Literally, that's what I sound like. I'm like.

[Cam]

Like, small queefs.

[Peyton]

Yeah, like a little. Yeah, like. Oh, that means she lacks. Yeah. What the is that? Oh, that means she likes it.

[Cam]

Okay. No, no, too much, too much, too much, too much.

[Peyton]

Here you go.

[Cam]

Hey, mom. Anyway.

[Peyton]

Literally, like, probably four times, and I'm like, what the. And it sounds like it's above me. So I started looking up. There's a flock of birds. And I go talking. I didn't know they talked. They just crowed or quacked. Quack, quacked. They're going gossiping. They don't like, four down. They don't like that. They don't like our playbook. They're gonna go tell the rivals.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Swear to God. Finish my water. And I go. All right.

[Cam]

I had no.

[Peyton]

A massive amount of bird.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

In my hair. Yeah. This is the time where I had that old Justin bb. I had long hair.

[Cam]

You had swoop. I had swoop.

[Peyton]

So I often had to go like this.

[Cam]

Yeah, you used to always do that. Oh, my God. Like, two years ago.

[Peyton]

So. Yeah, I know. Exactly. And it started 10, 12 years ago.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

So I put the water down, hit my normal. Go to. Okay. Got to get that sweaty hair on my eyes.

[Cam]

Oh, no.

[Peyton]

I have bird all on my hands, and it's now layered into my hair as a leave in conditioner.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

It was on the surface. And I went, oh, no. I literally go, coach, I think there's bird on my head. And he goes, yep, sure is. Go inbound the ball. And I go, you're kidding. There's poop on my skull.

[Cam]

Please tell me you need to keep practicing.

[Peyton]

I had to keep practicing.

[Cam]

Oh, you're a good boy.

[Peyton]

And guess what?

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

He said, oh, good boy, good boy. You do as you're told. Good boy. And I go, guess what I do with my hands.

[Cam]

No, no. On skin.

[Peyton]

We had short shorts too. Short of shorts. I literally. Bird.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

On my skin. So the remainder. The rest of the 10 minutes, I tried to utilize my kneecaps and skulls in ways that I've never even thought of in basketball. I'm boxing out like this. I'm starting to just touch. Like, this punk coach is making me go with bird. You're all getting the shit. You're all getting.

[Cam]

You are so obedient.

[Peyton]

I started jumping out with rebounds like this. That's my fault. Touching people. I'm like, bro, this is. Yeah. And I literally go home and take a shower and it was like there was Elmer's in my head. Like, it was like in my scalp. Right? Imagine K. Rob's car from.

[Cam]

No, no. Did it. That's bird poop. Actually, I know about bird poop.

[Peyton]

That's first stinks.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Whoa. What?

[Cam]

I know about bird poop. Statute of limitations are off on this story. If I can say bird poop story, too.

[Peyton]

What does that mean?

[Cam]

Voldemort might want to close their ears. But it's a true story.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. You have to share it. It's bird poop.

[Cam]

I went on one of the weirdest dates ever. No, no, before. And this was some years ago, right?

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

And it was a time in my life where I wasn't sure what I wanted. Wait, no, not no.

[Peyton]

Good morning. And good morning to you.

[Cam]

It's a woman.

[Peyton]

No, good morning to you.

[Cam]

That's. Hey, I knew that one.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's fine. Did you. No problem. There's literally nothing wrong.

[Cam]

It's not.

[Peyton]

None.

[Cam]

No, it's not. I would tell you.

[Peyton]

Was it a woman?

[Cam]

Yes. Yes. Okay. Well, they told me they were.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

And so. Okay, so no, I went on a date. And now at this time, I was in the era of like, you know how I want to be a rock star now?

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

I was very much into, like, ha. Like, I wanted, like, you know what I wanted? I went back to middle school. Pain. Like if you wore a tail and like non slip rubbers, some spiky bracelets.

[Peyton]

I love boobies bracelet.

[Cam]

Yeah. Like fishnet socks over jeans. Like, that was my bad.

[Peyton]

Spenders with nut. It's holding up nothing.

[Cam]

And so I went on a date with this girl one time, right? And what I liked about her was how confident in self she was. Like this girl, really cool. Lot of armpit hair. Like it was. And I'm not joking. Like, I'M being serious. It. That's okay. But she was like. Like, that was her bag. So I'm painting all the picture. Like, white lady, kind of couldn't tell. Maybe, like, Peruvian. I don't know, dreadlocks. But it was like, the hair didn't match the dreadlock, so I couldn't tell what. You were right. Not my typical bag, this woman.

[Peyton]

Nowhere near your bag. Yeah.

[Cam]

And so. And like, in showers, might have been suggestive. There. One of those bags, right? And she told me where she wanted to go. And it was, like, for dinner. We went on a dinner date, and she told me where she wanted to go. Now, this place didn't have chairs. It was. You sat on the ground on these little bags, like, these little, like, seat pads, like in. You know. Okay. The tables were real low, real dark in there. A lot of weird music.

[Peyton]

Right?

[Cam]

And a bunch of feathers everywhere. Like, it was like a bunch of, like. Like, I couldn't tell if we were partying or about to pray to something I don't believe in, but you know what I mean? So I couldn't tell the vibe in here.

[Peyton]

I don't know if I was at a music video shoot or as a sacrifice.

[Cam]

Like, if I would have saw a mask come through, I would have left. But it wasn't any of that. But. So I meet her.

[Peyton]

I bet you there was.

[Cam]

I meet her outside the restaurant, and it's, like, in the forest, kind of.

[Peyton]

Like, there's a lot of trees. It was like a.

[Cam]

Like a country wooded area, right? Bunch of big trees. It was nighttime. You know, that kind of vibe. She comes out, peace be with you. Hugs me, like. And I mean, the smell on this woman. I was like, you've worked all day, huh? Sweetest girl ever, right? I was like, oh, you have identity. Like, you. I can. I could. I'll never forget this. One of these. Lovely lady, right? And so.

[Peyton]

My God, you have an outdoor job. And so.

[Cam]

But I. I was into it, though, because it was like, this is different. I was into the ruggedness.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Until.

[Peyton]

Ruggedness. Great word.

[Cam]

We hugged, right? I backed up and a bird on her shoulder. And that's normal, right? And, you know, I'm very like, okay, I don't want to make you feel awkward, but I was like, let's take care of it. Bird poops on the shoulder. I said, oh, okay. Oh. Like, I laughed. I was like, it's all right. I was like, I'll get you some napkins. She gave me one of these.

[Peyton]

She goes, napkins. You will not Receive. You will not grab napkins.

[Cam]

She goes, oh, no. She goes, no. She was like. And I don't know exactly what she said. If I. If I said something verbatim, I'd be lying. But it was essentially like this was supposed to happen. She was like, this is a sign of something, something. She's like, it's okay. Like, it's a part of nature. We're all coming from the earth. It's beautiful. It chose me to be its spot or something. And I said, are you kidding me? We're supposed to eat, but I don't like hurting people's feelings. So she's got wet on her shoulder and like, it was like one of the. You ever seen a bird poop with a white surrounding with a black driplet on it? Yeah. And it's so. It's gone down about right here. About here.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

So. And so we go into this restaurant, and now I'm already confused. We're sitting crisscross applesauce on the ground, and the whole time we're eating broth, and I'm. I can't stop looking at. There's turds on your shoulder. And she just wasn't phased by it. And I'll never talk to her again. Sweet lady. But that was years ago, so I could talk about it.

[Peyton]

But she's still cool.

[Cam]

Like, we're still cool today. She's a nice lady. She.

[Peyton]

I just love how you were trying to be so respectful. You loved the.

[Cam]

The true.

[Peyton]

Just true self and the identity and even the stench. Oh, yeah, you love it all. And then she goes, no, no, no, no. Don't worry.

[Cam]

Yeah, this stupid was this close to me. Hey, back up.

[Peyton]

She said, no, no, no, don't worry about it. This is supposed to happen. It chose it. You go, are you kidding me? Your arm. You go, act like a lady.

[Cam]

So, yeah, thank you for bringing that up because it reminded me of the. Of the bird.

[Peyton]

I think I'm have cardiac arrest.

[Cam]

Oh, God bless. Hope not.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

The you should know podcast. Oh my God.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

Dude, we're just flowing synergy off each other. Something happened to Liv this week. What happened? Ridiculous story. Okay, so where we live, a new Walmart just opened, right? She goes and visits the Walmart and it's during the day. It was actually when we were went to look at the place we went to. So basically we were out of the house. She was by herself. She took Malachi to Walmart and she goes into this Walmart and at first she's going up and down the aisles. Normal just he's. He's in the little cart. She's chilling there. She's just taking all in. There's time to burn. She said she gets to the end of the aisle and there was an employee, an older woman that was like, you know, okay, you know at the end of the aisle there's like end caps where they have like one product.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

She was like behind the end cap, like waiting. And they've got to the end of the aisle. The old woman pops out and goes, ah, gotcha. You craft Malachi's foot.

[Cam]

And she's alive.

[Peyton]

She's breathing like this. She says, oh, give me that. That's my son.

[Cam]

And this woman's breathing today. Why?

[Peyton]

The best part is. That's not the best part.

[Cam]

Oh my God. What happened?

[Peyton]

So then that happens and Liv was like, what the. Whoa, hey, whoa. And they talk it through and she's like, oh, thank you. She goes, oh, he's such a cutie. Oh, oh, the little baby's going burn from that movie.

[Cam]

I'm kidding.

[Peyton]

No, but she said she was like, oh, he's just so cute, sweetie. I just wanted to touch his little F.1 grab. I just want to give me grab. I just want to get those. You know, Thanksgiving's coming up. I want them to feet.

[Cam]

Oh, roast some toast and little thing.

[Peyton]

I'm gonna put them feet on a piece of sourdough and eat that jam. But she's touching. She's sitting there touching Malachi's foot.

[Cam]

No, no.

[Peyton]

And Liv goes, okay. Thank you so much, ma'.

[Cam]

Am.

[Peyton]

Yeah, thank you. This is. I hope you have a great day. Yeah. Be blessed.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

This is supposed to happen.

[Cam]

This is supposed to happen.

[Peyton]

So then Liv turns the corner. Gone with the crazy lady. Crazy old woman gone. And bless her heart, we're from a different time. That was probably acceptable back then. She doesn't understand how real and creepy the world is in 2020. Yeah.

[Cam]

Don't touch my baby.

[Peyton]

She probably thinks it's still 1940. Milo.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

No. Yeah. So she turns and leaves. She goes through the rest of the aisles, and then she ends up on the perimeter of the store, and she's heading back to the front, and she ends up in the bakery.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

She says, this old man.

[Cam]

Second old person.

[Peyton]

Second old person.

[Cam]

It's all.

[Peyton]

But it's always the geriatrics.

[Cam]

Always. They have nothing to lose.

[Peyton]

Always. They have nothing. They're playing with house money. They can be.

[Cam]

So what? Yeah.

[Peyton]

They're gonna be like, kill me. They go, I dare you.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

So she gets to the bakery, and she says from a distance.

[Cam]

And I'm not.

[Peyton]

I'm not kidding. I literally asked Olivia before I said, I'm. I have to tell this on the pod.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I said, are you being honest with me? She said, I put my hand on the Bible. She comes to the bakery, and there's this old man. You know how they have the, like, all the different breads on the walls and, like, the little cooler section next to it that has, like, the naked smoothies and, like, all, like, the little ginger shots. Okay. She said, he's propped up. That's how old he is. He's propped. He's not even just standing.

[Cam]

He's almost puppet form.

[Peyton]

He's not 6 to 12. He's just. He's propped.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

She's walking. She says she's, like, 20ft away. And he literally just falls and falls all over the. He's like. And falls down on the ground. Complete crash.

[Cam]

Out.

[Peyton]

Falls on. There's bread falling on him, and he's getting hit with sourdough and French loaves. A naked smoothie hit him in the ear.

[Cam]

Please tell me he's still alive and.

[Peyton]

He'S on the ground. And he's literally like this. Liv walks up to him being a good woman.

[Cam]

Oh, no. You never be the superhero.

[Peyton]

And goes and goes. You should have learned that in your black household. You never. You just walk away. You mind your own business. She walks up and goes, excuse me, sir, are you okay? His immediate response, oh, where'd you find that little fella at? Where'd you find that little fella? Talking about Malachi. Where'd you find that little fella?

[Cam]

Find him?

[Peyton]

Where'd you find that little fella at?

[Cam]

Find him.

[Peyton]

And she goes, what do you. Sir, what do you mean? He goes, what aisle did you get him from? Where can I get me one of them?

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

Talking about my son again. My wife is attempting to give you aid and help you off the floor, you old. And he goes, where'd you find that one hand? Where'd you find that little boy? Huh? Huh? He said, what aisle did you find him at? And Liv.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

So Liv interpreted it as a. He's trying to make a joke again. He's from the 20s. His humor might be a bit outdated. So he's that color. Yeah. He's trying to make a joke on, oh, I'm black woman carrying white baby.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Where'd you find it? Funny but racist grandpa and say that anymore. Liv goes, oh, no, no, no. I found him right here. He came for me. The man responds. He goes, oh, that doesn't quite help me, does it? And the whole time he's like this, oh, where'd you get him? Where'd you find that boy? Let them help.

[Cam]

Does it?

[Peyton]

Woman. Huh? Huh? He's on the ground sprawled out over French loafs and naked smoothies.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Liv goes and goes, like, what the is going on this day in Walmart? I'm too.

[Cam]

Yeah. That is hilarious. And that's why I mind my business. I've seen people fight, fall public, and I never get involved.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah, no, I. And I. I have learned that heavily from you. I used to be the type that plays the fence.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Like if I. Oh, my God, if this really pops off.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You know, I'm an able bodied man. I can do whatever needs to be done.

[Cam]

Not my business.

[Peyton]

I took that extra step away from that fence.

[Cam]

Got to.

[Peyton]

I can watch for a little bit from distance. As soon as eyes come to me. Oh, I'm turning. I'm gone.

[Cam]

Yeah. Oh, no, that's none of my business.

[Peyton]

I'm turning and I'm gone. I.

[Cam]

Is it gonna. Is it cancelable? Yeah, no.

[Peyton]

We should. But like, remember we saved that lady.

[Cam]

In the wall in the Starbucks?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

If it weren't for you, she would have still been there.

[Peyton]

Exactly. If it was up to you, we would have been in the Tesla Going to topgolf.

[Cam]

I didn't.

[Peyton]

You go, did you hear that scream? Sure did. Not sure what it is, though. Let's go home. You go. Heard the scream. Not my business. Not my mom, grandma, or ants. Goodbye.

[Cam]

I didn't lose nothing in that bathroom that.

[Peyton]

You go. Yep, heard that scream. Doesn't change the fact my bills are due on the 18th. He's going.

[Cam]

We go on the news, she would.

[Peyton]

Have been saved if somebody, apparently four rather large gentlemen walked out of the door after making eye contact with the culprit.

[Cam]

I'm just kidding. You might find a flight if it's important enough.

[Peyton]

That was like a real blown, like, episode of Grey's Anatomy.

[Cam]

That was wild. Yeah, kid. But like 40 seconds into it, I.

[Peyton]

Was like, get up, girl. Why are you talking so clear right now? It's like. It's like, you're okay. She lives like this. She's like, oh, my God, I'm in so much pain. I was like, really? She's like, I need you to grab my phone.

[Cam]

I'm like. She's like, no, text them this.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I was like, she got mad at me. Cause I fuck. I. I called. She goes, no, she's not gonna answer her phone. Just text her. I said, all right, listen. I said, you listen. You listen close. You don't tell. You don't get attitude with me when you are laying gut up on the ground on the bathroom floor of a Starbucks.

[Cam]

You're under the bowl of the toilet.

[Peyton]

I go, cappuccino. Put you on your deathbed. You don't get to call shots. You don't get to tell me what to do. I'm helping you see your kids tonight, woman. I'm gonna call whoever I wanna call. Okay. Sorry. Oh, my God. It's always the people that need something that demand the most.

[Cam]

Golly. That's how it goes. God goes, man.

[Peyton]

So I'm full of stories. I'm full of stories. I'm literally coming to wow. Where I'm.

[Cam]

L. I'm literally coming now.

[Peyton]

I meant to say going. I'm on my way to the gym. I'm. And now you say that now? The more now that.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

Oh, you don't. You don't. You don't see the benefits? You don't see the results mean. I'm just kidding. No, I know. I'm actually going to go home and do two hours straight of cardio today. I'm gonna make myself unhealthy because of him.

[Cam]

No, no. Can I say this?

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Before you get into your Short.

[Peyton]

I do you think you're in a caloric deficit? I'm literally not gonna eat for four days.

[Cam]

That's a fast.

[Peyton]

I go 96 hour fast, and every single day, I do four hours of extreme cardio. I'm gonna wake up on the side like this. I go, babe, babe, start. Start the car. I have to go record with Peyton. I was going to the office and record today.

[Cam]

Do it.

[Peyton]

Please don't. Anakin, help me. The Jedi taking over.

[Cam]

He's such a nerd. Okay, I want to say this. You want to say this before you get into your story?

[Peyton]

You do.

[Cam]

I. I did notice the other day you were wearing something. It was tighter, and your arms look good. Oh, thank you.

[Peyton]

I. Yeah. But guess what? That's when I came here immediately from the gym. And I hit shoulders and arms, so I probably saw a lot of blood circulating in the rear delt. That's why the shirt looked good. That was in my naked, natural body. You don't want to see. You don't want to see me naked, natural. It's like a. It's like a d. Shelled crab. It's like A. It's Mr. Krabs when he takes that show off. When he takes his pants off. Oh, no. You are. My wife thinks I'm fat and ugly, too.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh, wow.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Oh, wow. I can taste the end. All right. Oh, the end's near. Was funny.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

So I'm on the way to the gym, sweating. My car is on literal e. I have to go in my city to that gym. Gas station.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I stop. I park the. I park the car, get the gas. I'm going inside to get me a little pre workout drinking right now. Didn't even know they did this. But this specific gas station is a circle K form, formerly known and fused with Valeros. Right. So Circle K gas station, there's a. A literal, like a tailgate booth set up. Massive. Like. Like, literally when we used to work the games in Oklahoma, like those huge thing, like, you stake in the ground.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Huge tents set up. They have a table, they have merch. They're giving out.

[Cam]

It's weird. I don't like that they have coupons.

[Peyton]

And I'm like, where the gas station? Like, what are you. What are you doing? Peyton, the man working the booth, and I'm not exaggerating, he was wearing circle K head to toe. Notice I said to toe.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

He had on Circle K sneakers. And now when I. When I tell you there they weren't a pair of Nike Monarchs with a circle case sticker there.

[Cam]

It's on build.

[Peyton]

They were the Circle K ones. And I've never seen this sneaker before. Yeah, it looked like a Healey.

[Cam]

It's the worst.

[Peyton]

And I said, where the did you get those?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And I literally to just said, you know me, I'm kind of like, K robbing that thing. I'll play with people, right? I go up my. What's up, man? What is this? He goes, dude, we're just giving out money. And I go, what? He goes, no, seriously. You take this card, you scan it, and if you. If you purchase something inside, you get 10 cents off a gallon. And I go, perfect. That's working. Cool. But I already started the gas. That sucks. I go, hey, man, where'd you get all this, like, cool Circle K clothes? Had it made. Etsy had it made. This man is going above.

[Cam]

And is he like, an owner of Circle K?

[Peyton]

I think he's just a guy that clocks in. Like, he's just. I mean, you know what I mean? A regular employee. And I respect.

[Cam]

I respect. I respect him.

[Peyton]

I respect. Also, I feel bad for him that he doesn't understand the second he leaves, for whatever reason, his spot will be.

[Cam]

Filled with someone else that's not wearing Circle K gear. But he's. You know what?

[Peyton]

He's going above and beyond.

[Cam]

He's gonna one day be the CFO.

[Peyton]

Or CEO of Circle K. A fashion industry, maybe.

[Cam]

Maybe he starts Circle K line.

[Peyton]

Maybe he starts a Circle K line, maybe, and then sues them. And then now it's Circle, Edward, whatever his name is.

[Cam]

Yeah, I don't know exactly.

[Peyton]

It was unbelievable, though. I was like.

[Cam]

Like, holy.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

All right. In the holiday spirit, it is the week of giving thanks. It is going to be Thanksgiving Day this Thursday.

[Cam]

It is Thanksgiving Thursday. If you're watching this on a Monday, Thanksgiving is Thursday again. Happy Thanksgiving all you and your family.

[Peyton]

And if you're watching this on Thursday at Thanksgiving's today. And you better go in there and check on the ham, turkey and the.

[Cam]

Giblets and go to the, to the cranberry. And don't forget to go to that cranberry. And if you're a honestly, everybody go to that one drunk uncle and ask them what they think about New York politics.

[Peyton]

No, I go, let's refrain from that one.

[Cam]

What do they think about the current administration or the government shutdown? All of that.

[Peyton]

Or just bring it up, eat the food, go and take your walk with your cousin and come back in and go, hey, we got any more of that old mash?

[Cam]

You know what?

[Peyton]

I'm real hungry now.

[Cam]

You know what I want people to do is to record on their phone them walking up to the most borderline. You know, can't have this person, a public family member, right? And ask them the most political questions and say, peyton wants you to answer this.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

And I just want you to rage, bait them and bring it to me. That'll be a new TikTok trend. Rage baiting your older family members because of you should know podcast. Yo. Yeah, get them going and be like the you should know podcast wanted to know. And then just get the reaction. Tag us on Tick tock.

[Peyton]

Tag us on Tick tock. Tag us on.

[Cam]

It's gonna be so good.

[Peyton]

Did you know most Caucasian people have an ant that resembles Larry Bird? It's true.

[Cam]

It's so true.

[Peyton]

That little bird look, it's foolproof, bro. That's that beak in that long, that beak in that 70s style, dude.

[Cam]

New trend. Everybody take a picture. If you're White, Take a picture of your family member, your aunt that looks like Larry Bird.

[Peyton]

Take a pic of your closest looking bird relative, Larry Bird Ant. Do that for us.

[Cam]

Got the little cut. They got the same cut.

[Peyton]

They got that cut. Maybe a couple loose fringe curls that just.

[Cam]

That little beak on them.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Great white hope of the dinner table.

[Peyton]

That's so true, though.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. That's. Anyway, hell. Oh, that is 100%.

[Peyton]

Oh, definitely smokes Marlboro Red softly.

[Cam]

Oh, and they got a colored tattoo that's faded real bad over the wrinkles. Oh, wow. You know what I'm talking about.

[Peyton]

All right.

[Cam]

In the holiday spirit, car shows like Newports. Oh, man.

[Peyton]

We are going to be doing a Thanksgiving quiz. We're gonna be doing a Thanksgiving quiz.

[Cam]

Am I quizzing you?

[Peyton]

I'm quizzing you, buddy. I go. I know everything about Thanksgiving. It was my people. I'm quizzing you.

[Cam]

I don't want to do. Ken.

[Peyton]

We've.

[Cam]

We've. We haven't done quizzes in a while.

[Peyton]

I thought we were just going to. We're just going to pop right back in. It's like riding a bike. It's like riding a bike. You never fully forget it. You might be a little stumbly at first, but you don't forget.

[Cam]

But that's the only thing. Like, I'm so excited for the holidays and holiday episodes, but you always quiz me.

[Peyton]

That's the point, buddy. That's the point. It's ying and yang. And here we go. I go.

[Cam]

Thanksgiving.

[Peyton]

Something good, something bad.

[Cam]

The Thanksgiving quiz.

[Peyton]

Thanksgiving quiz. We're going to start a little simple. Throw in a couple curvies, see how you do. Ready?

[Cam]

Wait. Say it again.

[Peyton]

So we're gonna start a little simpy. Throw a couple kirbys.

[Cam]

She always curves.

[Peyton]

Okay, question one.

[Cam]

Let's do it.

[Peyton]

What meats were served at the original Thanksgiving celebration?

[Cam]

Has to be turkey. That's where we got it from.

[Peyton]

Incorrect.

[Cam]

Oh, wasn't there a heavy population of swine here on the soil before we took over? Swine.

[Peyton]

Incorrect. That's all you said. Something else sounds very close to it. What sounds like swine, but isn't it It Swan. Yes.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

Swan case. What's another one? What's a deer but a small baby version?

[Cam]

Bambi. Fair enough. Venison.

[Peyton]

Venison.

[Cam]

What'd you just call me?

[Peyton]

I said venison, not Bambi.

[Cam]

What's venison?

[Peyton]

Isn't it baby deer? That's ve. No one's venison is just veil.

[Cam]

Is quail. Veil.

[Peyton]

It's not veil. Veil is what you wear on your wedding day. Dumb. And ve is the baby.

[Cam]

I thought that was duck.

[Peyton]

Duck's another correct answer, though. And the last one. The last one. See, we have a weird path to get to the right answer, but you're three out of four right now. There's one left. Now, if I was to say Swan duck, what's their third cousin? Swan duck and a moose. Swan ducks. Change the letter. Swan duck and a goose. There we go.

[Cam]

That's a nasty dinner.

[Peyton]

Yeah, sick. I mean, venison. Swan duck, and goose were originally at the dinner, not turkey.

[Cam]

Imagine the bathrooms of that dinner table. Oh, my God. Like, everybody's going to potty after that.

[Peyton]

There's definitely not, like, a copious amount of fiber. And I'm talking those. Those farts that they ball up.

[Cam]

I mean, mad. Imagine eating deer with no seasoning. It was your people. They'd have no seasoning on there.

[Peyton]

Probably slapped. Probably slap back then.

[Cam]

Of course you would think so. If you took.

[Peyton]

Of course you would think so. If you took Lowry's and dropped it into the Mayflower, it'd kill them.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. If you go. If you had some old Bay back then.

[Peyton]

They would die. Like, what the. It's a curse.

[Cam]

Putting old Bay in their food. It's like dropping an iPhone.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

Literally.

[Peyton]

He dropped Old Bay on their oysters. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Lost their mind. It goes straight to the end of racing.

[Peyton]

Straight to the apothecary.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

There is no such thing as race. They're like, God, we love you. Oh, my God. We're fighting evil. It's literally cursed. Okay, next question.

[Cam]

Let's do it. I love that.

[Peyton]

Next question.

[Cam]

I love that we had a friend that sat like that.

[Peyton]

Yeah, we did. Who was the first president to pardon a turkey?

[Cam]

Abraham?

[Peyton]

No, sir. A lot.

[Cam]

What is. Pardon me? I thought that's what you get people out of jail.

[Peyton]

It is. Apparently. They did it to a.

[Cam]

We had a prison.

[Peyton]

Not a prison. We had imprisoned turkey.

[Cam]

We had prison pigeons.

[Peyton]

We had prison pigeons, also known as turkeys on the street. Their street slang was Turk. They were Young Turk. We had a president that freed Young Turk. They said, hey, my man's Turks. He's gotta leave. He's gotta get home. He did that. Something fell out for the whole hol. Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. It's right there. Oh, that's gross. So nasty. Wait, so pardoned means who was the.

[Peyton]

First president to pardon a turkey?

[Cam]

Right? I'm trying to get the definition of pardon.

[Peyton]

I believe it's released from prison because.

[Cam]

Cuz Trump pardoned Kodak.

[Peyton]

Yeah, he got him out. He said kodak Black, but you knew that already, baby. I didn't want the fed.

[Cam]

Trump said, get him.

[Peyton]

He said, go ahead and get him on out of there. He said, appreciate you.

[Cam]

And asap got parted.

[Peyton]

And asap.

[Cam]

Yeah. So asap. So asap. Kodak and a turkey got pardoned.

[Peyton]

Yes. So it was Trump.

[Cam]

Trump.

[Peyton]

And what I'm saying, you're looking for the president.

[Cam]

Was it Abraham?

[Peyton]

You're that guy that gets so caught up in the fluff. You need to read the question.

[Cam]

Can I be honest? I only know about four presidents. Bush, Obama, Donald, Abraham, Washington, Fredericksburg. There's a.

[Peyton]

A Fredericksburg over some other ones.

[Cam]

Fredericksburg was one.

[Peyton]

Damn. Not saying he's not. I'm saying that's a wicked pool. That's like. I don't know too many colors. Red, yellow, 4th degree Indigo. I think there's one called blue. Like.

[Cam]

Yeah. So maybe I know more than I know, huh? Maybe I know more than I, you know. Another one.

[Peyton]

What's another one?

[Cam]

Adams.

[Peyton]

Another one. Come on, Pearson, work with me.

[Cam]

What? Very close. Pierce.

[Peyton]

What? Owns one that's close to here. Close to here.

[Cam]

Bush.

[Peyton]

Close to here.

[Cam]

Clinton.

[Peyton]

He died here.

[Cam]

We had a president.

[Peyton]

He died right there.

[Cam]

Is there a president who died here?

[Peyton]

He was shot right there in the Starbucks. Known on the Starbucks. Right there. If we bust Voldemort. Oh, my God. If we bust through the window right behind Voldemort, we run for about half a mile. We could still see it.

[Cam]

Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

[Peyton]

You don't. You don't deserve to be a Dallas, Texas native. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Mother.

[Peyton]

It's right there.

[Cam]

Give me a hint.

[Peyton]

I'm giving you all the hints.

[Cam]

I don't know.

[Peyton]

Brick store, sixth level. Well, you said it. What? All hints. You said Abraham Lincoln wasn't shot here. Assassination.

[Cam]

That was Abraham Lincoln.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Your boys can't hang John Wilkes in that booth. I shoot from point blank range. Yeah, that's Abe.

[Cam]

And we had another one. Kennedy.

[Peyton]

Thank you. It's him.

[Cam]

He parted the turkey.

[Peyton]

He parted the turkey.

[Cam]

They didn't like it.

[Peyton]

They off.

[Cam]

The turkey, got their lick back.

[Peyton]

The turkey said, I'll show you some.

[Cam]

The turkey said, get it back in.

[Peyton]

Strange. Now that's strange. I didn't understand we could pardon birds either.

[Cam]

Here we go.

[Peyton]

Third question.

[Cam]

Right.

[Peyton]

On Thanksgiving Day, the family served dessert. Plates of pumpkin pie and apple pie. They served five eights of all of the pie. If there was 48 dessert plates in total. How many plates of pie were served?

[Cam]

Do we do math now?

[Peyton]

Look, it's Thanksgiving. It's Thanksgiving.

[Cam]

It's math.

[Peyton]

But it's Thanksgiving math. Thanksgiving math.

[Cam]

First of all, surprise math is not good.

[Peyton]

Oh, surprise math. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

He's going to cardiac arrest. My guy knows. Acting up. Getting flared nips. Dude, my nips are puffed. Look how flat that nip is. That's not normal.

[Peyton]

God, that's a good color brown. Do you need me to reread the question?

[Cam]

Yeah. Cause I was expecting. I was thinking of presidents again.

[Peyton]

On Thanksgiving Day, the family served dessert plates of pumpkin and apple pie. They served five eighths. Oh, okay.

[Cam]

Fractions.

[Peyton]

They served five, eight. Of all the pieces. If there were 48 dessert plates in total, how many plates of pie was served?

[Cam]

Okay, here we go.

[Peyton]

Oh, dude, I'm not doing it again. 1, 2, 3, 4. Making a clock.

[Cam]

1, 2, 3,4, 5, 6, 7. How do you make eight? How do you make eight?

[Peyton]

There's no way you just did that.

[Cam]

Where's the remote? I mean, the eraser. No, I'm having a panic attack. That's not how it works. That makes nine.

[Peyton]

How'd you get to seven?

[Cam]

I don't know.

[Peyton]

That's impossible. If you're drawing a line in a circle, there's two sides every time.

[Cam]

Look. So there's eight, five, eight of a pie. That means there's eight slices. That's two slices.

[Peyton]

Four. Make a line. Who makes a line like that? What are you cutting? Sourdough. Looks like a baguette, not a pie.

[Cam]

So two, four, six, eight. There's eight slices of pie?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

They served what they do with five of them.

[Peyton]

They served five, eight of all the pie.

[Cam]

Two, three, four, five.

[Peyton]

I mean, again, strange.

[Cam]

Like what? Like why? No, but my brain makes sense because I like the corner piece. So. So these. These are circled out, right? Because they ate five, eight of them.

[Peyton]

Yes. They served five, eight of them?

[Cam]

Of them, yes.

[Peyton]

So there's 48 total plates of pie.

[Cam]

There's what?

[Peyton]

There's 48 total plates of pie. They served five, eight of it. How many plates were served?

[Cam]

Five plates of it. Oh, wow. Oh, I went in for the trick answer. I thought that's where he was going.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. There's pie. Yeah.

[Cam]

Pecan.

[Peyton]

There's four. It actually doesn't specify. So if you want it to be pecan.

[Cam]

Yeah, sure.

[Peyton]

I'm sure it's pecan. But if you want to be pecan pie.

[Cam]

So what does five, eights, matter. Why did I draw this?

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. That's actually what you're searching for. That's what you're searching for. There's 48. 40. I want you. There's 48.

[Cam]

Gotta write down every piece of information. I learned that Ms. Kid. She was actually. What she was.

[Peyton]

There's.

[Cam]

But she. I mean, developed my brain early.

[Peyton]

There's 48. Yes. Pieces of pie. I under. Heard you. They serve.

[Cam]

I underheard you.

[Peyton]

Five eighths of it. I underheard you. You. They served five, eight of the pie. How many plates were given out?

[Cam]

They ordered 5, 8 of 48. Yes, they served 5, 8 of 48. Five eight into a percentage is 30%. That was Voldemort. She rolled up 30. She held up 30. I mean, she's as dumb as I am.

[Peyton]

Hey, and don't help, Voldy. Don't help.

[Cam]

If I get it right, I'll show her.

[Peyton]

Show who? Oh, did it run right? Did it right? Did it right.

[Cam]

Over on the Patreon, on our top.

[Peyton]

Tier, you know, final answer, Rhinoceros.

[Cam]

All right, I go.

[Peyton]

You sure about that? Locked and loaded.

[Cam]

All right, so can I at least kid for help?

[Peyton]

No, it's my. For God's sakes.

[Cam]

5, 8 into a percentage is what? 5, 10, 15? I don't know how to do that. I don't know.

[Peyton]

Reverse engineer it. Reverse engineer.

[Cam]

5 goes into 8, 5 1.3 times. I have.

[Peyton]

Okay, start with 48.

[Cam]

Start with the 40. I have a tongue tie.

[Peyton]

Start with the. You don't.

[Cam]

Yeah, dude, I do. I do. It's under.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Yeah, start with the 48.

[Cam]

I have to. Six times eight?

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Holy. I did it.

[Peyton]

No, but I'm getting. It's just 48. But you're getting there. You're getting close.

[Cam]

Robbie doesn't know either. I can tell in his eyes.

[Peyton]

Okay, with what you just said. With what you just said. Six times eight.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

So what does that mean? Mean? So what does that mean?

[Cam]

There's six eights or there's 48?

[Peyton]

No, no matter what. You said that.

[Cam]

Right.

[Peyton]

Sorry? You said that right. There's six eights.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Okay, so they served five eights.

[Cam]

They're missing one.

[Peyton]

Okay, yes, if. Okay, if six can go into 48, eight times.

[Cam]

Yes. Five can go into 48.

[Peyton]

If six can go into 48. If. No, no one said seven. If six can go into 48. Eight times.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

They serve five eights.

[Cam]

Okay, say it in words.

[Peyton]

Okay, I'm gonna put a T. Shift emphasis where I want you to really Land on. Okay, yes. If six can go into 48.

[Cam]

Eight times reminds me of my dad when he tried to help me with my homework as a kid. He'd be like, how many times does.

[Peyton]

It go in there?

[Cam]

I'd be like, I don't know, man.

[Peyton]

That was the emphasis. Okay, so they served five, eight of you.

[Cam]

It.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

So they messed up.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

I don't know what you're saying, dude, that's why you got fired as a teacher, bro.

[Peyton]

No, cuz the funny part is the. It's actually hilarious. If I go one more step, I'm solving it for you and then I pass you.

[Cam]

I don't have rub you on your.

[Peyton]

Dirty little cone dipped head or what is it? Porn cone. Important code.

[Cam]

My. I want to let you know. I'll let you know. My tuft is raised right now. I'm spiked up like Ruby.

[Peyton]

You're feeling. You're feeling natural predators in the distance. Okay, okay. So this is what I'm saying right?

[Cam]

Right here. Shut up. Do I erase my board? Do I erase my board? I mean my board looks like. Like I'm in a hospital.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it looks like you take. It looks like you give yourself a hug with the help of a belt every night and you sleep in no windows everywhere.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

So okay, if. Oh God. Okay, here we go. If six is what can go into 48. Eight times, right?

[Cam]

Six times eight.

[Peyton]

So it'd be fair to say six.

[Cam]

Six times eight equals 48.

[Peyton]

Perfect.

[Cam]

Right, got that.

[Peyton]

So it'd be fair to say 18 of the pie equals what? What is 1 8th of the piece? Pie.

[Cam]

What the does that mean what?

[Peyton]

18 of the pie?

[Cam]

Six.

[Peyton]

Correct.

[Cam]

Okay, they served 5, 8, 5, 6.

[Peyton]

Thank you. What's the final answer?

[Cam]

5, 10, 15, 20, 12, 30. They had 30 pieces of pie.

[Peyton]

Ding, ding, ding. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Cam]

I don't. I know. I don't even know how we got there. Like Legler.

[Peyton]

Ding, ding, ding. Oh my God. He got it right. Oh, hey.

[Cam]

When we get a million subscribers.

[Peyton]

Oh my God.

[Cam]

So sub up. Oh yeah, get us out here. Happy Thanksgiving. Actually, Voldemort is. You know, we made that whole joke about the. About bringing a significant other to Thanksgiving. Voldemort's coming for Thanksgiving. Hey, fire there's going back.

[Peyton]

All right, everybody, I'm sorry that it takes a 26 year old man that's very smart and, and very, you know, unique in his own ways to solve 5 times 6 over 15 minutes. But we absolutely love you. And all jokes aside, this is a beautiful week I want you to send a text to your loved ones. Come here, bubba. Come here. Come sit. Come sit. Come sit down with Papa. Or sit on Papa. Sit with Papa. There you go.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Well, maybe we'll get one of these again next month around Christmas time.

[Cam]

My tuft's exposed.

[Peyton]

Oh, don't expose that. But we love you. We want you to do this. We want you to give your family members a hug once you send them a text. We want to do whatever you want to do with your family members, all your friends, anybody that you love and you're thankful for this week.

[Cam]

Something's spoken. Something's it that something's trying to knock on the back door. Let me in.

[Peyton]

Hey, you got any extra time? Okay. We absolutely love you. First link in the description of this video is the Patreon.

[Cam]

Piercing voice.

[Peyton]

Ow. Ow. My God, your bony ass is going thigh. Me too. It's the Patreon Koala Club. Go over there. Check it out. We have all sorts of stuff. We have extendeds. We have so many different shows. We have a different series. We have everything over there. Hey, you do too. You smell like whiskey and leather. And the other link in the description of this video is the website that the Merch Drop will be on. If you are in the Patreon, you will always know and learn about it first. You will get to see it first. You will have access first. You get joined up first.

[Cam]

There's a promo code in the Patreon. You get it first before anybody else sells out.

[Peyton]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[Cam]

Happy Patreon.

[Peyton]

Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. Leave it everywhere.

[Cam]

You know what it is?

[Peyton]

H, T, G is one word, though, and I think it's HT. We'll do HTG for the sake of three. Happy Thanksgiving.

[Cam]

Thanksgiving, everybody. Shot on me. Shot on three.

[Peyton]

One, two, three. Shot.

[Cam]

I love you.

[Peyton]

Oh. Oh.

[Cam]

Remember, one out of ten claw bears don't make it home to Christmas. And we will see you next time. What? Listen, I think I'm throw up. Yeah.

[Peyton]

No. Yeah. It was 14 minutes for 5 times 6.

[Cam]

Malachi's first thing.

[Peyton]

It was 14 minutes for 5 Times 6.

[Cam]

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