You Should Know Podcast — “MY DATE RUINED EVERYTHING!” (Ep. 192)

November 24, 2025 | Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy

Overview

In this Thanksgiving-themed episode, Peyton and Cam bring their trademark banter, sharing stories of gratitude, family traditions, embarrassing moments, and wild tales from their pasts. The episode is a blend of playful roasting, heartfelt thanks, and uproarious storytelling—including Cam’s infamous “date ruined by bird poop.” Along the way, they dive deep into classic Thanksgiving debates (leftovers, meals, family recipes), and offer a hilarious, candid window into their friendship and lives.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Thanksgiving Traditions & Gratitude (01:01–13:22)

• Opening Banter: The duo start with playful teases, expressing appreciation (in their uniquely backhanded way).

  • Peyton: “You’re the reason I’m above the legal limit of inebriation tonight.” (07:16)
  • Each expresses reluctant gratitude for the other, with Cam dodging sincere emotions and Peyton calling him out.

• Family and Future Generations:

  • Peyton jokes about embarrassing things he’ll have to explain to his son one day due to the podcast.
  • Both muse about the weirdness of being future-parent role models, with Peyton referencing past antics and gags.

2. Thanksgiving Meals & Leftover Debates (14:14–23:15)

• When Do You Eat?:

  • Both hosts agree their families do Thanksgiving as a lunch, not dinner. Peyton: “It’s a lunch for me.” (14:26)
  • Family diversity in food timing is discussed, with playful teasing about “Caucasian side” traditions.

• Leftover Wars:

  • Cam claims leftovers taste better than the fresh meal; Peyton strongly disagrees, claiming the day-of meal is best and “people that like leftovers more than the original meal are weirdos.” (18:10)
  • Hilarious metaphors fly (the “middle ground” between pizza hot and cold, and the “nooking” of chips).

• How Long Do You Eat Leftovers?

  • Peyton: “As long as they’re there, I will eat them till they’re gone.” (20:13)
  • Cam puts a firm 48-72 hour cap, horrified to learn Peyton once ate ham two weeks old.

3. Changing Family Cooking & Generational Shifts (23:18–26:18)

• Both hosts confess family Thanksgiving “doesn’t hit the same” as they get older; recipes and enthusiasm fade.
  • Peyton: “I used to be obsessed with your green bean casserole. Mom, that is average.” (23:34)
• They roast odd family recipe names (like “green bean bundles”) and debate taking over the family meal (neither feels qualified to cook).

4. Hilarious Fitness/Jogging Anecdotes (31:27–42:56)

• Cam (self-consciously) asks Peyton how to begin a jog, admitting he doesn’t know “how to start,” and hilariously demonstrates awkward starts—double-bounces, skips, even track “set” stances. (32:09–37:02)
  • Peyton: “If you’re sitting down to stretch on a public sidewalk for a jog, you need to go to jail.” (33:21)
• Gym mishaps: Peyton tells a story about dropping his phone off a treadmill and exposing his “crack” to a whole row of gym-goers. (40:01–42:42)
  • Peyton: “The best part is, there’s a whole other row of cardio equipment behind us…my crack was out for everyone.” (41:45)

5. Crop Dusting & Primal Behavior in Public (43:32–49:19)

• The guys discuss public farting (crop dusting) and where they feel comfortable letting loose—both agree Lowe’s or Home Depot bring out their “primal,” masculine instincts.
  • Cam: “Only place I feel comfortable crop dusting is a Lowe’s or a Home Depot.” (46:38)
• Peyton admits to enjoying “Cajuning” up the mundane reality for others, and seeing himself as “that Cajun seasoning in your bland day.” (49:19)

6. Embarrassing Date Story: Bird Poop Disaster (55:05–60:59)

• Cam’s Date Story: The centerpiece of the episode—Cam recounts a wild date with a woman of eclectic style and…lack of hygiene. After greeting her outside a foresty, bohemian restaurant, a bird poops on her shoulder. She refuses to wipe it off, telling Cam, “this is supposed to happen…a sign from nature.”
  • Cam: “She goes, ‘No, no, this is supposed to happen. We’re all coming from the earth. It chose me to be its spot.’ And I said, ‘Are you kidding me?’” (59:06)

7. Liv’s (Peyton’s Wife) Walmart Encounters with Eccentric Elders (62:13–68:10)

• Liv is accosted at Walmart—first by an older woman who grabs her baby’s foot, then by an old man who falls down, then asks “what aisle did you get him (Malachi) from?”
  • Peyton: “Where’d you find that little fella at? What aisle did you get him from? Where can I get me one of them?” (66:22)
• Cam and Peyton reflect on “minding your business” in public, and the hazards of helping strangers.

8. Holiday Math, Trivia & Thanksgiving Quiz (78:16–92:30)

• Peyton quizzes Cam on Thanksgiving facts and math, including:
  • Original meats at Thanksgiving (Swan, duck, goose; NOT turkey).
  • First president to pardon a turkey: JFK (after much confusion).
  • A surprise math problem about fractioned pieces of pie—leading to 14 minutes of struggle and hilarious flailing.
    • Peyton: “All jokes aside, this is a beautiful week. Send a text to your loved ones.” (92:22)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Cam, on leftovers: “I enjoy a cold pizza after a hangover rather than a hot pizza at night.” (18:56)
• On family cooking losing its luster:
  • Peyton: “Slowly gets worse.” (25:23)
• On public jogging:
  • Peyton: “You think someone’s got a bird’s eye view on you…That’s why you’re like, ‘somebody’s always watching.’” (37:13)
• Crop dusting confession:
  • Cam: “Only place I feel comfortable crop dusting is a Lowe’s or a Home Depot.” (46:38)
  • Peyton: “If I do do it…as many people as I can.” (47:44)
• Bird poop date:
  • Cam: “She just wasn’t phased by it. And I’ll never talk to her again. Sweet lady. But that was years ago, so I could talk about it.” (60:17)

Highlighted Timestamps

• [07:16] Peyton, joking about Cam’s emotional limitations
• [14:26] Discussing Thanksgiving meal time
• [18:10] Peyton’s strong anti-leftovers stance
• [20:13] How long is it safe to eat leftovers?
• [32:09–37:02] Cam’s awkward jog starts (must-hear physical comedy)
• [41:45] Peyton’s “crack exposed” treadmill gym story
• [46:38] Crop dusting confessions in home improvement stores
• [55:05–60:59] Cam’s bird poop date story
• [62:13–68:10] Liv’s Walmart saga with eccentric strangers
• [78:16–92:30] Thanksgiving trivia/quiz and excruciating math problem

Overall Tone & Style

• Language/Tone: Irreverent, playful, occasionally crude but always affectionate; lots of teasing and inside jokes.
• Dynamic: Peyton tends toward dry sarcasm and quick wit, while Cam is endearingly earnest but easily flustered—especially with math.

Closing Thoughts

The episode is a classic You Should Know blend: equal parts best-friend ribbing, outlandish stories, and heartfelt moments, with just enough absurdity to keep things unpredictable. The “date ruined by bird poop” segment stands out as a highlight, encapsulating the chaotic energy that keeps fans coming back. For listeners (and non-listeners), the episode makes an excellent pre or post-Thanksgiving treat—offering plenty of laughs, relatable holiday gripes, and a reminder to appreciate the wild ride of family, friends, and growing up.

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Happy Thanksgiving from Peyton, Cam, and the You Should Know crew!