OUR CRAZIEST RELATIONSHIP RULES! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

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You Should Know Podcast

Episode 198: OUR CRAZIEST RELATIONSHIP RULES!

Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Date: January 5, 2026

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Episode Overview

The first episode of 2026 finds Peyton and Cam reuniting after a holiday break—bringing pent-up energy, candid stories, and their usual roasting rapport. The central theme weaves through stories of holiday mishaps, relationship revelations, and hilarious “rules” both real and imagined. It’s a sharp, laugh-heavy episode laced with the duo’s irreverent honesty about love, friendship, and social expectations.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Holiday Catch-Up & Sickness Antics (03:10–14:46)

• Peyton’s Flu Battle: Peyton and Cam open with tales of their holiday illnesses, trading jokes about “Mongolian horse lord” immune systems and the humiliations of physical sickness.
  • Peyton describes enduring a severe flu right before Christmas, missing his family, and sharing awkward moments from attempting to bathe while sick.
  • Quote:

    "I'm the smallest I can possibly possibly be. Dude, I'm talking, I'm about half an inch away from being inverted."
    —Cameron (10:47)

• Road Trip from Hell: Peyton recounts his solo, post-flu roadtrip to Austin—complete with being accosted by sketchy strangers on dark country roads, striking a rogue water jug, and encountering an enormous "Thank God for Trump" angel billboard at a strange moment.
  • Memorable Moment: Peyton debating the wisdom of stopping for “a car parked on a dark highway on Christmas Eve,” then wisely fleeing at the first sign of extra hidden figures.
  • Quote:

    "It's Christmas Eve. I'm depressed. I know you must be depressed. So I decide...I’m gonna go check on these people. Right?...As I'm doing that, the car lights turn off. There's somebody else in this car."
    —Peyton (17:34–18:34)

2. The Infamous Firebox Family Christmas (32:16–39:02)

• Family Gathering & the Amazon 'Firebox' Experiment: Cam retells his wife Liv’s family Christmas, featuring a $500 gamble-purchase “Firebox” of random, returned Amazon goods for their Dirty Santa game.
  • Items included: a lace dress, a Japanese radar detector, jar of vegetable broth, expired vitamins—and, most dramatically, a (used) pair of beach shorts with an unpleasant “mystery stain.”
  • Quote:

    "Someone goes up...they open the bag. First thing they pull out, again, there's nothing...They pull out a 3xl thong...They pull out a big old pair of pants...Last item. Pulls out some beach shorts. Right? Examines them...Liv spits her drink. She goes, 'Mom, put those down.' There's something in the crotch region...A trail. There was a wound spot."
    —Cameron (35:43–37:37)

3. Wills, Inheritance, and Petty Relationship Rules (40:44–46:45)

• Wild Will Stories: Inspired by family talk about estate planning, Cam did a deep dive into the wildest things people have left behind in wills—highlighting the sort of extreme, controlling, or vengeful “relationship rules” some people try to enforce from beyond the grave.

  • Example rules: Ex-wives only get money if they change their names back, kids get trust funds only if they pass drug tests, a neighbor paid $12k to “never speak again.”
  • Quote:

    “A man left his wife money, only if she never remarried, and hired someone to verify it. That was in his will.”
    —Cameron (44:41)

• Peyton’s Take:

  • “If I’m married and I die…don’t move on. Sorry. You made a vow. Sickness, health, and death.” (42:12)

4. Peyton’s Makeup Revelation (47:12–52:58)

• Candid Vulnerability: Peyton admits to regularly wearing concealer and having a full makeup bag, revealing both his longtime acne struggles and anxiety about judgment from friends.
  • Emphasizes that he’s learned to “blend” well and that his girlfriend helps him with makeup.
  • Cam and the crew react supportively but with lots of ribbing.
  • Quote:

    “I have five in one. Concealer in my pocket. Now I wear makeup. Cats out the bag...Sometimes I need a touch up. My job is...No, no, no, no. And that's not wrong. That's not the...No, no. It's in...I've been wearing makeup since high school because I always had an acne problem.”
    —Peyton (47:12–48:50)

5. High-Stakes Dinner w/ AMP & RDCWorld (54:20–65:06)

• Being Broke in Glitzy Company: Peyton and Cam recount with excruciating detail the one time they attended a lavish LA steakhouse dinner with YouTube/streaming elites AMP and RDCWorld.
  • As the broke invitees, they nervously order minimal food, only to be swept into a “credit card roulette” that could have bankrupted them.
  • The emotional stakes are played for laughs but capture a real moment of financial anxiety and feeling out of place amongst internet high-rollers.
  • Quote:

    "Me and Cam were fully expecting to leave this dinner hungry. We knew we were going to run through McDonald’s.”
    —Peyton (58:16)

  • “You’re like, old. I said, I don't even have a credit card. If mine were to get chosen, my card will be declined. This would be the worst day of my life.”
    —Cameron (60:49)

6. Relationship Realness: FaceTime Sleeping & Cheek-to-Cheek (69:11–79:03)

• Relationship ‘Rules’ and Differences:
  • Peyton, freshly “official” with his girlfriend, admits to still liking FaceTime sleeping and “cheek-to-cheek” bedtime routines, even after just a few days apart.
  • Cam, married with a child, is baffled and argues for space, joking about the joy of sleeping alone.
  • The contrast illustrates evolving “relationship rules” over time.
  • Quote:

    "As a 26 year old man, I still ask in borderline demand my girl to FaceTime sleep with me…That is the lamest, most [expletive] thing a grown man can do, really, I’ve ever heard."
    —Peyton & Cameron (72:07–72:16)

  • Peyton: “We like to go to sleep cheek to cheek like this, right?...I love her nighttime breath…It’s a little nasty—I love it.” (75:29–76:03)
  • Cam: "You better never do wrong by this woman because you have found the ultimate, ultimate partner. And two, her literal heart needs to be studied..." (76:44)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote/Description | |-----------|-----------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 10:47 | Cameron | "I'm the smallest I can possibly possibly be...half an inch away from being inverted." | | 17:34 | Peyton | “I swear to God, as I’m driving…in the middle of nowhere, I see a car parked…somebody is outside…as I'm doing that ... the car lights turn off. There's somebody else in this car.” | | 35:43–37:37 | Cameron | “They pull out some beach shorts...Liv spits her drink, she goes, ‘Mom, put those down.’ There's something in the crotch region...A trail. There was a wound spot.” | | 42:12 | Peyton | “If I’m married and I die…don’t move on. Sorry. You made a vow. Sickness, health, and death.” | | 47:12 | Peyton | “I have five in one. Concealer in my pocket. Now I wear makeup. Cats out the bag...I've been wearing makeup since high school because I always had an acne problem.” | | 58:16 | Peyton | “Me and Cam were fully expecting to leave this dinner hungry. We knew we were going to run through McDonald's.” | | 60:49 | Cameron | "Old. I said, I don't even have a credit card. If mine were to get chosen, my card will be declined. This would be the worst day of my life." | | 72:07 | Peyton | “As a 26 year old man, I still ask in borderline demand my girl to FaceTime sleep with me…” | | 72:16 | Cameron | “That is the lamest, most [expletive] thing a grown man can do, really, I’ve ever heard.” | | 75:29 | Peyton | “We like to go to sleep cheek to cheek…It’s the best thing ever. No, it’s so nice. I love her nighttime breath…It’s a little nasty—I love it.” | | 76:44 | Cameron | “You have found the ultimate, ultimate partner. And two, her literal heart needs to be studied on how it’s so vast and so…understanding.” |

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Holiday sickness & “Mongolian Horse Lord” banter: 03:10–14:46
• Peyton’s Christmas Eve road trip odyssey: 13:54–21:06
• Trump billboard, Firebox mystery gift unboxing: 32:16–39:02
• Wild stories about wills & pettiness from the grave: 40:44–46:45
• Peyton’s makeup confession: 47:12–52:58
• The LA influencer dinner/Credit Card Roulette Chaos: 54:20–65:06
• Relationship rules: FaceTime sleep, Cheek-to-Cheek, comfort zones: 69:11–79:03

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Tone & Style

• Candid: Both hosts are open about vulnerabilities, social anxiety, and personal quirks—exposing insecurities and relationship habits without apology.
• Comic & Relatable: The banter is playful, often self-roasting, and deeply aware of both the absurdity and reality in their stories.
• Supportive (with Roasting): Though they tease each other mercilessly, Cam and Peyton repeatedly express real appreciation, support, and affection.

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Summary Takeaways

• The episode is an unfiltered dive into what happens when long-time friends get back together after a break: old stories tumble out, honest confessions sneak through, and the line between what’s “cringe” vs. real love is playfully debated.
• Highlight: Peyton’s candidness (from sickness shame to makeup) and Cam’s storytelling (from firebox horrors to marital bedroom “rules”) both provide raw, comedic insights into modern relationships and best-friend dynamics.
• For listeners: You’ll leave with hilarious cautionary tales about holiday travels, a sobering reminder to double-check Amazon mystery boxes, and a (somewhat) inspiring invitation to embrace your quirks, needs, and “rules” in love.

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Next episode preview: Listeners are told to look forward to episode 200 and the possible on-air introduction of Peyton’s girlfriend, “Voldemort,” if the comments convince her to appear.

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Transcript

[Cameron]

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[Peyton]

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[Ms. Anubis]

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[Peyton]

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[Cameron]

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[Peyton]

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[Josh Whand]

I don't know.

[Peyton]

Episode 200 it's coming up. We will see. We will see also Patreon in 2026 the Koala Club. It is the best time to be in the Koala Club this year 2026 make it your new Year's resolution to have a Koala Club membership from January to December. Let's see if that can resolution can happen. Join the best family in the world. We have 40 hours of extra content every single week. It's the first link in the description. You get this just this week guaranteed you're gonna get a 10 minute talks a patreon exclusive episode on Wednesday and and then the ad free uncensored version of this. Also we have Dr. P DJP conspiracy episodes YSK unplugged. We got vlogs, we got everything over there and the documentary coming out soon. We love you so so so much. Happy New Year. Now on to the rest of the episode.

[Cameron]

The you should know podcast. We got co host Cam back in the studio. I.

[Peyton]

There you go Cam. Stop saying that word.

[Cameron]

Say, hey.

[Peyton]

Hey. Hey. Stop. We got co host Cam back in the studio. How we feeling?

[Cameron]

Great.

[Peyton]

That's a lot.

[Cameron]

That is a lot. And I'm sorry. No, I feel really good. You wanna know why?

[Peyton]

Why?

[Cameron]

Cause what's today's date?

[Peyton]

January 5th. One day away from the anniversary of you storming the Capitol.

[Cameron]

Three days away from the birth of my wife. Really not gonna deny the sixth, but I will proclaim the eighth. But go ahead and say that year. Go ahead and say that year.

[Peyton]

It's 2026. Wow. Welcome. We're here. First episode of 2026. We are here, man. How are you feeling going into the new year?

[Cameron]

You know, just give me a minute. I just have a lot to say. I feel great.

[Peyton]

I'm very.

[Cameron]

I'm very thankful.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

The community, the ability to sit in this chair. And I'm thankful for you.

[Peyton]

I'm thankful for you too, man.

[Cameron]

Your busted shoes, same socks, and your dirty pants. Okay. And not much has changed. Your hat. And neither one of us have a haircut. But, I mean, your nails are glossy.

[Peyton]

Yep.

[Cameron]

And I'm. I'm thankful for a lot of things. And I'm just. I'm happy to be here. It's 2026.

[Peyton]

You said so much of nothing. Just.

[Cameron]

I did. Yeah. And that's how I feel. That's how I feel. It's 2026. It's the same Cam.

[Peyton]

I can't. In real life. We've taken a week off of recording.

[Cameron]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

Anytime we take a week off recording, we come back. There's always these wild episodes.

[Cameron]

Oh, man.

[Peyton]

Cause we have so much to talk about.

[Cameron]

Oh, man, I got a lot.

[Peyton]

I got a lot to talk about from my break because I haven't talked to you in like a week.

[Cameron]

Really? I know. Kind of made my heart sad. Kinda made my heart sad. My butt a little flat.

[Peyton]

Well, honestly, I don't know if anybody else has experienced this or people watching and listening at home. I had the worst flu ever created.

[Cameron]

Oh, oh, oh. Now, I had the secondhand experience because my wife. Yeah, my wife had it. I got the immune system of a literal Mongolian horse lord.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cameron]

So I don't get sick. But I watched it firsthand. And it was bad. It was bad.

[Peyton]

Now, what's a Mongolian horse lord?

[Cameron]

You don't want me to go. You don't want me to go too deep. Just say if you hear that.

[Peyton]

If you hear.

[Cameron]

You hear that scream, that screech. You see those flaming arrows coming to your little villa?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Yeah. You're done.

[Peyton]

I want you to replicate the screams of a Mongolian.

[Cameron]

Maybe that right there, you hear. You hear 600 of those, and then you look up and you just hear. And it's flames. And you literally just go, oh, where's the goat?

[Peyton]

Where's the kids?

[Cameron]

Oh. And it's just, oh, no. And then you're done. And then they keep going. That's menacing, bro. That is menacing.

[Peyton]

Are you the Mongolian Horse Lord?

[Cameron]

I am the Mongolian Horse Lord.

[Peyton]

I want everybody to call you Genghis.

[Cameron]

I work for Genghis.

[Peyton]

I want everybody to call you that. Like, when we go to Meet and Greets Tour.

[Cameron]

Mongolian Horse Lord Camp.

[Peyton]

Mongolian Horse Lord. That's how you got to do it.

[Cameron]

Sun Tzu, Art of War and.

[Peyton]

Okay, you know what you are? I figured you out. You're like a big kid if you gave him a bunch of money and a platform.

[Cameron]

That's so me. That's so me. Oh, my God. I actually downloaded a PS2 emulator over the break.

[Peyton]

How was that?

[Cameron]

That's pretty fun.

[Peyton]

I've done that before, too. CJ did it for me. It was pretty fun. And I'm not gonna lie.

[Cameron]

When you go back and play them, you really think you're gonna get this crap crazy hit of nostalgia, Then the games look like, yeah, just go, man.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Oh. It was the best we could offer at the time, but, I mean, it's hard to play this knowing I can jump on Arc Raiders. But it's fun, though. It still is fun, but it's the old cuz.

[Peyton]

I played smackdown versus Raw.

[Cameron]

So did I. Why was I so bad?

[Peyton]

I was like, this is the only game I could still play as Chris Benoit. And so I was like, now, Peyton.

[Cameron]

Now I'm going to.

[Peyton]

I'm going to. No, no, no, no, no. He was a fantastic. No, no.

[Cameron]

Now listen. Now, this is hilarious, because I've played two matches on smackdown versus raw 2007. I was Chris Benoit both times. I mean, it was Chris both times. Oh, man.

[Peyton]

Can I say horrible person. I mean, did awful things.

[Josh Whand]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

One of the best in ring. I was trying.

[Cameron]

The empathy was trying to pour out and word vomit as well. I was saying, like, went through a lot, which probably induced his terrible stuff, but it's still terrible nonetheless, is what I'm saying.

[Peyton]

Sure.

[Cameron]

Yeah. I mean, I'm talking cte.

[Peyton]

Yeah. We don't know.

[Cameron]

Oh, no, we know. I think they were scanned.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cameron]

I mean, I think his brain looked like a mud pie at the end. Like, it was. But. No, seriously, I think it Was really bad.

[Peyton]

We're getting there. We are.

[Cameron]

We're getting close.

[Peyton]

20, 26. We're. We're. We're getting there.

[Cameron]

I'm so sorry for the Mongolian sidetrack. Tell me about your flu. Tell me about your flu.

[Peyton]

Honestly. Okay.

[Cameron]

In the real quick.

[Peyton]

Yeah. No. So ask me a question and then proceed to answer yourself.

[Cameron]

No, no, don't do it. No, you do it.

[Peyton]

No, no, ask me again. Ask me again.

[Cameron]

No, no, ask me. Flew. But before you do, I'm say this. The whole world experiences. At least our country. At least our country. All of the country, bro. The amount, I don't know. Did it pop up on your. For you?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cameron]

So many people like, bro, I went and got tested. All these came back negative. And I'm dying. And like, so it went around.

[Peyton]

It was a waste. Yeah. I think it's called the androida virus.

[Josh Whand]

Or something like that.

[Peyton]

I don't know.

[Cameron]

Andronitis?

[Peyton]

Yeah, something like that.

[Cameron]

Andre the Titan.

[Peyton]

Andrew Garfield. I don't know.

[Cameron]

The Mongolian horse ward. The Mongolian horse ward.

[Peyton]

Go ahead, one more time. 3, 2, 1.

[Cameron]

The Mongolian horse lord.

[Peyton]

Yes, Virus.

[Cameron]

It's getting hot. Virus.

[Peyton]

Okay, so basically. Well, I didn't get that. So basically, we were around somebody that had the bovid. The big B's.

[Cameron]

They had Mr. 19.

[Peyton]

Mr. 19. Mr. 19. Mr. 19 and them shook hands. I was around Mr. 19. I got sick a couple days later, and I was like, oh, Mr. 19 came and knocked on my door like, vecna.

[Cameron]

And I said, Oop, go in. Welcome.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

My immune system welcome Mr. 19. He said, oh, thanks.

[Peyton]

This is how my immune system fights my.

[Cameron]

Over here.

[Peyton]

It's like, you're just the Mongolian horse lord.

[Cameron]

I'm the Mongolian horse lord.

[Peyton]

You're just like this.

[Cameron]

Get back. Oh, take me. Just take me.

[Peyton]

Mine goes, stop. Sorry.

[Cameron]

Mine goes.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So I'm in bed, right? I'm hurting. It feels like Mr. 19 feel like.

[Cameron]

He'S tickling your back.

[Peyton]

And this is like three days or four days before Christmas.

[Cameron]

No, no, I'm not going.

[Peyton]

It was like six days before Christmas. It was six days before Christmas. And I was like, no way. I got Mr. 19. Six days before Christmas. I'm supposed to go home. I go take a test for Mr. 19. They say, no, Mr. 19 is in your system. And I go, there you go, Mongolian horse prince. Yeah.

[Cameron]

You're not the Lord. You're a young buck. You're on a little donkey. You're like this.

[Peyton]

Like that.

[Cameron]

That pace.

[Peyton]

You're like.

[Cameron]

But then as soon as you Go to an adversary.

[Peyton]

You're just like.

[Cameron]

You just drop me like this.

[Peyton]

I'm like, in the little shotgun seat of like, the motorcycles. I'm like, those.

[Cameron]

You're really doing nothing. But you're there in spirit, like the little element.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So, okay. So I'm like, okay, I don't have Mr. 19. It's great. But I still feel bad. I don't know what it is. I'm coughing, I'm sneezing. Everything's bad. My head's hurting, pounding. I'm swe.

[Cameron]

Shaking. Oh, and when you're sick, you.

[Peyton]

I mean, you're sick and small, dude. Oh, sorry. Voldemort's family's listening. I mean, she. She was like, babe, go get in the shower. And I said, okay. And she goes, wow.

[Cameron]

She goes, my God, is this a physical virus? It's right there. You're sick right there, aren't you? You're sitting there. Don't look.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cameron]

I. I don't let my wife watch me bathe if I'm sick, dude.

[Peyton]

It's so demoralizing.

[Cameron]

I'm the smallest I can possibly possibly be. Dude, I'm talking. I'm about half an inch away from being inverted. Like, it is that small.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I have like a large. Yeah, let's go on Patreon. And. Dude. And it's like, it's bad. And it's not just like it shrinks. The width is small. Like, I'm skinny.

[Cameron]

No, it literally goes to where I can like, touch the muscle. Like, there's no extra, like, liquids, fluids, blood, skin. It's like, it's like touching that kneecap right there. Like, it's literally.

[Peyton]

I'm talking. And even small. And even if you do my pleasure spot, like the things that. Or Garrett. Cuz I'm. There's things you can do to me. Guaranteed. Get me going. Ears, nipples.

[Cameron]

You go Ears, nipples and braid that tough. Oh, my God, you'll be bricked by noon, dude.

[Peyton]

It's so easy for I'm easy lick. And even when you do that to me and I'm sick. Nothing like he is. He does not work when I'm sick.

[Cameron]

It's terrible. So that's sick. Pain is a real thing.

[Peyton]

Yes. And that's how I knew I was sick. Right? That's all I knew. Like, I don't. I don't feel the best.

[Cameron]

Oh, God, you have the flu.

[Peyton]

You just.

[Cameron]

Look at, you go, oh, no, something's wrong for sure. Yeah.

[Peyton]

And so. And so I'm. I'm like I don't know what it is. I go take a flu test at home immediately. Flu A. So I got diagnosed influenza A. Yeah. I didn't get what your wife got.

[Cameron]

Peace up.

[Peyton]

It's A.

[Cameron]

Oh, cool. Influenza. Influenza. And he was chilling in the bedroom in a small little. He just wanted to chill. To chill. But his penis was real small. And that was the indicator that he had influenza. The. So he needed a meal.

[Peyton]

Hungry.

[Cameron]

So he said, give me some McDonald's. But it didn't fill him up cuz his peen was so, so tiny.

[Peyton]

Really tiny.

[Cameron]

That's just seven.

[Peyton]

It looked just like you. Yeah, it looked just like yours.

[Cameron]

What?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I saw 16 my sick pink, right? You haven't seen mine.

[Peyton]

No, but is it pink?

[Cameron]

No. And that's. That's got. That's got to be racist.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it is. No, it is. I pretty sure every black person thinks white people meet is pink.

[Cameron]

No. And why is that? Why is that? That's so stupid.

[Peyton]

I think it's around like the.

[Cameron]

I think it's pink.

[Peyton]

I think it's like around the Labradors. We've been around.

[Josh Whand]

No.

[Ms. Anubis]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Cuz y' all are like, that's a dog. And I'm not like a Labrador.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

That's like a Minnesota guy. Like long hair and sweats even when it snows outside. That's a Labrador of a man.

[Peyton]

Okay. And I'm not a Labrador. This is a dangerous territory to go down right now. But there's definitely dog breeds that match.

[Cameron]

Oh, there is.

[Peyton]

We're not gonna do it. We lowkey should be. Oh no, we can't.

[Cameron]

Oh, come on.

[Peyton]

But Labrador is definitely.

[Cameron]

Oh, can I say a dog.

[Peyton]

That's you. No, no. Oh my God. Anyway, I got.

[Cameron]

Oh, it's right here. Oh my God, it's right here. Oh my God. I wanna say it.

[Peyton]

I got sick. And that kind of parlays into the story I have. Cause I literally had the craziest road trip on Christmas Eve.

[Cameron]

Oh my God. Oh my God. You did?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cameron]

You went back?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Right on the cusp of the sickness.

[Peyton]

So this is what happened. I was sick because there's like this wild flu going around. Crazy that no one knows about. And I was sick for like five days.

[Cameron]

You were.

[Peyton]

He was down bad all the way to Christmas Eve. And now I always go visit my family in Austin. I live in Dallas. Obviously it's a four hour trip because I have a cybertruck.

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Peyton]

And so I. Since I have a cyber truck charging. It sucks for road trips. Right. So it Takes a two hour road trip to a four hour road trip.

[Cameron]

Yes. That's unfortunate. But it is, it's very fortunate that the company let you use the, the cyber.

[Peyton]

Yes, the company is a come. Oh yeah, yeah.

[Cameron]

It was very fortunate because your other, your personal car, the Tesla model. Yes. You didn't want to take that either.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

The cybertruck, you had all the gifts in the back. So the company was like, yeah, of course, bro, take it.

[Peyton]

And I had a couple meetings down. I'd had a couple known out with her.

[Cameron]

Well, with someone.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

You had meetings in the company vehicle. You had company meetings in Austin with the company vehicle. Duh, duh.

[Peyton]

I duh. I can't wait to see that in all the TikTok comments.

[Cameron]

Oh yeah.

[Peyton]

So I was so sad because I've never spent Christmas Eve away from my family, right? And my mommy and my daddy, they were sad calling me, do you feel better? Do you feel better? And I was like, no, I still test positive for the flu. So I was like, you know what it is Christmas Eve night, it's like 7pm I'm gonna take one more flu test and I'm feeling a little better and see if it comes back positive or negative. I take the flu test, it comes back negative.

[Cameron]

Hey. I'm like, oh my God, I'm going.

[Peyton]

Home for Christmas, right? Again, it's a four hour trip, have to pack. Still I don't leave my house until 8pm it is pitch black outside and it's Christmas Eve. Not a lot of people are on the roads. I sit and charge my cybertruck for another hour. Now it's 9 o'. Clock, I'm not gonna get home till midnight, right? So yes sir, I start taking off right now. If you know the roads from Dallas, Texas to Austin, Texas is strictly Bible belt back roads. No street lights, you can't. No buildings on the side.

[Cameron]

You might see some little glowy coyote eyes out in the distance. That's about it, boy.

[Peyton]

Nothing but coyotes and buzzards and a.

[Cameron]

Lot of Ra35 is flooded with racism, right?

[Peyton]

And so now I don't realize how scared of the dark I am as a 26 year old man, right? So it is Christmas Eve. I'm a little depressed because I'm not at home. I'm alone in a cybertruck in pitch black darkness, right? I'm sitting like this and I'm in one of those depressive moods where I have nothing on the radio, I'm driving.

[Cameron]

Oh, you're hearing the racism come by. So you're just driving by the car. It's, like, racist.

[Peyton]

No, exactly. That's what. That's what it sounded like. I'm glad you didn't say anything else.

[Cameron]

Yeah, no, sir. Oh, I know you heard some things, though.

[Peyton]

Yeah. 100. But I was driving, right? Complete silence. And now my anxiety is bad because I'm depressed and I'm scared, and that's a recipe for disaster.

[Cameron]

Just got through sickness. It's fair to say you're still sick.

[Peyton]

It's a. That's a recipe for disaster. So I'm starting to hear rattling under my truck.

[Cameron]

Oh, no.

[Peyton]

I'm like, what is. What is going on? This is a brand new truck, right? And I'm not sure what noises are supposed to be there. Yeah.

[Cameron]

And what noises are this regular.

[Peyton]

And so I'm rolling the window down. I'm here, I'm listening. I'm looking around, I'm driving. And so I'm driving about an hour and a half into my drive, right? And now I'm literally in the middle of nowhere. There's nothing but acres and acres and acres and acres. If I. If something were to happen to me.

[Cameron]

On this street, I'm dead right out of there.

[Peyton]

As I'm.

[Cameron]

Baloney sandwich.

[Peyton]

As I'm driving, I swear to God, as I'm driving on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, I see a car parked, right? And I'm like, oh, that sucks. Like, why is that car parked over there? The lights were on, the brake lights were on, and somebody is outside the car going like this.

[Cameron]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

In my heart, I'm like, it's Christmas Eve. Oh, no. It's Christmas Eve. I'm depressed. I know you must be depressed. So I decide.

[Cameron]

You.

[Peyton]

I decide I'm gonna go check on these people, right? So.

[Cameron]

You're kidding me.

[Peyton]

I start to slow down. I'm going 90 to about 20. Quickly. I start to pull over, right? It's a woman. As I'm pulling over, right? I'm starting to get to her. I'm so. And she knows I'm coming. She puts down the flashlight. She knows I'm coming for her. As I'm doing that, and I'm getting right beside her, the car lights turn off. There's somebody else in this car.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. You're getting.

[Peyton]

I literally went. Flew by stuff that I'm not getting. Oh, no, sir.

[Cameron]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

Not my Christmas Eve.

[Cameron]

So proud of you.

[Peyton]

Not my Christmas Eve. No, no, no. Funny business. That was funny business going on. Oh, go.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. I'm so proud. I was like, clearly.

[Peyton]

I mean, you're al.

[Cameron]

Like you might have been.

[Peyton]

But then I get 20 miles down the road, I'm away from them, and karma is a. You know, in office offices, you know the big blue water jugs where you push down, you put the water cup. You know those big blue water barrels, right? Yes, yes. One of those empty is flying across the highway. I sort of. I'm like, where the did this thing come from? It must have fell off somebody's truck or something.

[Cameron]

Car out here?

[Peyton]

Yeah, it must have fell off somebody's truck or something. I'm not good at it. I'm not good at evasive maneuvers yet in my new truck. So I just eat that boom, and it gets stuck under my truck. It sounds horrible, and it won't stop. Now, this is a brand new truck, so I don't want to keep going. So I pull over to the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, right? It is cold. It is Christmas Eve in the middle of nowhere. I look under there. Sure enough, this little blue canister is under there. I rip it out, I throw it, and there's a light above me. I'm like, why the is there a light above me?

[Cameron]

What was your time? God said Peyton. I'm like, why.

[Peyton]

Why is there a light above me? I look up, all I see is a billboard of Donald J. Trump going like this with angel wings going out outside of him. And it says, thank God for Trump. And he's looking at me like this. You're absolutely lying. I swear to God. It's one of those Bible belt because there was a Kirk one, like, two miles the other way. I'm telling you, you haven't seen these. Those Donald Trump ones. Some of them were bleeding with his fist in the air, and my whole thing was like, who the paid for that? Regardless of your political affiliation, what's the purpose of spending money on that?

[Cameron]

You looked up, you said, well, hell. Thanks, Don.

[Peyton]

Yeah, and then I made it. And then I made it. I made it home at, like, 12:30. I didn't have a key to my house. My parents are, like, 70 years old. They didn't hear me knocking. I had to get a hotel on Christmas Eve.

[Cameron]

Oh, oh, okay. I have.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cameron]

Okay. Now I have multiple things. One, my parents would have had to buy a new door before I got a hotel on Christmas Eve. I would have went, hello. If they never went.

[Peyton]

Yeah, kick that down.

[Cameron]

We'll duct tape it. Yeah. Finish it in the morning. Second.

[Peyton]

Yeah, we're not.

[Cameron]

You're not like, you're not just breezing over this?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

There was a massive billboard of Donald.

[Peyton]

Trump with angel wings coming out. He's looking at me. Thank God for Trump. And I was like, what? Who's I was. And there was no, like, there was no, like, QR code. There was no website.

[Cameron]

Don't you love that? Just. Just a you billboard. Like a billboard. There's no call to action. There's no next steps. It's just something there that someone spent money on.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I mean, and billboards aren't cheap.

[Cameron]

That's what I'm saying.

[Peyton]

What do you advertise?

[Cameron]

Thank God for Trump. He's like, this is it in the Orton. He's like, oh, they should do that.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I hear voices. Okay. But the worst part and the part that irks me the most.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Is there's. It's actually a double whammy.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cameron]

1. The fact that you, of all people, literally the most skeptical person I know.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cameron]

This Christmas Eve, just overcame your body. You said, oh, I'm gonna help these people.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cameron]

Terrible decision. No. Your mom would be extremely upset at you.

[Peyton]

100.

[Cameron]

I am upset at you. And you would never tell any of us to do that if you were in that position.

[Josh Whand]

No.

[Peyton]

No. And it's completely against everything I believe 100%.

[Cameron]

Why?

[Peyton]

I don't know. It was Christmas Eve and I felt.

[Cameron]

Because the joyous spirit of Saint N over took your body.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Because I felt alone. Like, I was like, I don't like this feeling of being alone on Christmas Eve. It's my first time ever. And, and, and, and you pull up.

[Cameron]

The light goes off. You just hear. You go home.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Oh, no. I don't know what happened to their Christmas Eve, nor do I care, to be honest.

[Cameron]

And then the second part. Yeah. How are you the only car on A two if you're at the part I think on a two lane highway.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

And you can't.

[Peyton]

There's three at this time.

[Cameron]

I think that's even worse. There's three open lanes and you can't evade a water jug.

[Peyton]

I don't know how to really move in that new truck yet.

[Cameron]

Just slow down a bit left to right, use that yoke and just get on.

[Peyton]

But I was also taught, like, you know, if a deer standing there, you don't.

[Cameron]

Deer. That's. That's Bambi. This is an inanimate object. A big water jug.

[Peyton]

Yeah. But they still don't swerve because it's more dangerous you just got to take it head on.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. That's. If it's a deer. Yes. You slow down. You move. Move a little bit.

[Peyton]

I'm not gonna. I'm not saying that I was doing the right thing. I'm just telling you a story.

[Cameron]

Oh, no, honestly, I. I imagine it being that simple. Like, it's literally coming straight towards you like some Donkey Kong.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

You're just like, God, not me. Like.

[Peyton]

I'm always bad at, like, guessing. Word. Like, dude. I remember doing, like, flag football as a kid and they would do the punt.

[Josh Whand]

Dude.

[Peyton]

Punt returning was hard for me. I could never guess where that was gonna land. I'm really bad at that. I'm really bad at guessing where objects are going, you know?

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. You just, like, spawned a thought in my own memory.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I was in the punt, pass and kick competition in the fourth grade, and I was. Because I was an elite arm talent and I had a beautiful punt. Couldn't get the tee right. So every other kid in the competition could kick from the tee. So naturally they had a higher score than me. And finally the teacher on. Because we did them on, like, Friday, like, at recess. And, like, the winners throughout the school year got to go to, like, the actual area. Whatever you never did. I never won. But on the. They said for my tea kick, I can choose to either pass or punt again, but it gets deducted by a third.

[Peyton]

Mmm.

[Cameron]

So what did I do? I took that football and I ran back like it was. I was about to be a pitcher for a cricket team.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

And I literally went.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I watched that. Son of a. So far, because it was a little like balls.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I swear I was probably throwing them like 70 yards, but in reality it's probably like 30 or 40. But it felt, bro, it felt crazy far. Like, it felt like I could have cleared the building.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I'm on my Robin, cj. I could have cleared the building.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I could have thrown it straight over 100. Yeah, 100%.

[Peyton]

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[Cameron]

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[Cameron]

Dude.

[Peyton]

I'll talk about this on the extended on Patreon or the bonus episode on Patreon that comes out Wednesday. I got the worst gifts ever.

[Cameron]

I'm just kidding.

[Peyton]

They weren't the worst. All my gifts. All my gifts were about Voldemort. All my gifts were about Voldemort.

[Cameron]

I hate that.

[Peyton]

I was like, I hope she. Honestly, when I got these gifts, I was like, I hope she leaves me to prove a point.

[Cameron]

No. No. Okay, wicked story for you. I have a wicked story as well. Buckle in, crate. You think I'm making this up? I actually have a photographic proof of it.

[Peyton]

Okay. What happened?

[Cameron]

Crazy that you saw Donald Trump on your road trip, because I did too.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cameron]

We were headed up to Oklahoma, literally passed a trailer that on the back has two, like, people that are in need or like, older people. Motorized scooters. They're both branded. Trump. They are. They are.

[Peyton]

Whoa. Put this on the screen.

[Cameron]

Put that on the screen.

[Peyton]

Cj.

[Cameron]

They're Trump motorized scooters. And. No, these are.

[Peyton]

Ken. These are wheelchairs.

[Cameron]

Wheelchair. No, that's not a wheelchair. Motorized.

[Peyton]

It's a motorized wheelchair.

[Cameron]

Oh, same thing.

[Peyton]

No, scooter.

[Cameron]

Wheelchair. Motorized wheelchair.

[Peyton]

Nope. Scooters are like razor.

[Cameron]

Okay, well, no, you're thinking that scooter.

[Peyton]

No, the scooter's where you stand.

[Cameron]

So what do you call it? One that you sit on.

[Peyton]

A wheelchair.

[Cameron]

No.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cameron]

No, sir.

[Peyton]

Cam.

[Cameron]

Yes, it is sadly mistaken. No, sir. A wheelchair is a Chair with wheels that you propel. Dolo.

[Peyton]

What's it. Okay, exactly. So a wheelchair is a chair. So something you sit on with wheels. That's what that was.

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Not Dolores.

[Peyton]

It's motorized. Motorized wheelchair.

[Cameron]

Motorized scooter.

[Peyton]

No, no. You can't just change the whole anatomy of something. But this. A scooter you stand on. There's no scoot you can't stand scoot stands.

[Cameron]

You can sit on scooters.

[Peyton]

No, you can't.

[Cameron]

Yes, you can.

[Peyton]

Name one. So bird scooters that you go like are in lime. Scooters that are downtown. You can sit on those.

[Cameron]

I stuck on that form of scooter.

[Peyton]

I can't think of another scooter, bro.

[Cameron]

The ones that you sit on like this. Like, imagine the little shopping cart ones.

[Peyton]

That aren't shopping carts or wheelchairs.

[Cameron]

Those are not wheelchairs.

[Peyton]

They're chairs with wheels on them. No, no, no. You're crazy. Now you're starting to get me upset.

[Cameron]

Wheelchair. And I. Motorized scooter.

[Peyton]

Kim, a motorized scooter is a bird in a lime. Those are motorized scooters.

[Cameron]

So motorized scooters didn't come out till lime was invented.

[Peyton]

No, I'm saying that brand to give you a point of reference. Those. If a wheelchair is something you sit.

[Cameron]

And you wheel, no one in their right mind goes, oh, let me get that. Motorized wheelchair. Yeah, you do. No, you don't. It's a wheelchair with a motor in it.

[Peyton]

That's. It is.

[Cameron]

There's also scooters. Look. Yes, that's.

[Peyton]

They can't see that. They can't see that.

[Cameron]

They can't. But that's your.

[Peyton]

They can't see that.

[Cameron]

That's the motorized wheelchair. But there. You can call them a motorized scooter.

[Peyton]

Matter of fact, you can call anything. Anything.

[Cameron]

You can.

[Peyton]

Hold on. I'm not trying.

[Cameron]

Real quick, super quick motorized scooter.

[Peyton]

And I will.

[Cameron]

I will rest my case. I'm. I am highly wrong.

[Peyton]

Thank you. I am. Oh.

[Cameron]

Oh, you know, I'm not. No, I'm not. When you hit images. No, I'm not. Oh, yeah. Compact travel scooter. There's a seat and there's wheels.

[Peyton]

No, it's wrong.

[Cameron]

No, it's not.

[Peyton]

It's just a group of wrong.

[Cameron]

Matter of fact. Matter of fact, once you click past the shopping links. Way to go, marketing team. Boom. Motorized scooters. And it is straight what I said, literally. And to prove the Google search. Motorized scooter.

[Peyton]

Hey, it's me, Ms. Anubis, again. How are you doing? Oh, wait, I was doing the wrong thing. Hey, it's me, Ms. Anubis again. How are you doing?

[Ms. Anubis]

Hey there, Ms. Anubis. I'm doing great.

[Cameron]

Don't giggle him like that with you.

[Ms. Anubis]

What's on your mind today?

[Peyton]

Hey, is there a difference between a motorized scooter and a motorized wheelchair?

[Ms. Anubis]

Yeah, definitely. There's a bit of a difference in how they're designed and what they're used for. So a motorized wheelchair is generally meant for people who need mobility assistance due to a disability or a medical condition. So it's built with a focus on comfort, support and things like that for daily use. Whereas a motorized scooter is more like a convenience or recreational vehicle. It's often used by people who can walk, but maybe can't walk long distances.

[Peyton]

Tom. Right.

[Cameron]

We're approaching the villa.

[Peyton]

So by that the conclusion is I'm right?

[Cameron]

Because they didn't say I'm right anything about the. They said the difference was for comfort and for need. So it sounds like the Mongolians are invading if I'm right.

[Peyton]

Okay, you know what? It doesn't matter.

[Cameron]

It doesn't.

[Peyton]

But it doesn't matter. I just use so much water to do that, I'm gonna get canceled.

[Cameron]

Is that a real thing?

[Peyton]

Yeah, I think so. And I feel bad. I feel. Yeah, I feel really bad. I didn't know about that until Billie Eilish posted it.

[Cameron]

You use the.

[Peyton]

I didn't know that. But that. You can't blame me for ignorance. No, no, no. I don't blame me for ignorance.

[Cameron]

Bliss.

[Peyton]

Bliss is beauty. Bliss is beauty. That was nice. That it was kind of sexy. Beauty.

[Cameron]

Back to the trip. So there was some Trump branded motorized scooters.

[Peyton]

Anyway, Pierce, like, give me three.

[Cameron]

He goes, give me three. One more on back order just because we get to Oklahoma. Okay, so I've said this before. Liv has a split family. So every time we go, it's like three of the same holidays.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So the very last one sounds yourself selfish.

[Cameron]

No, I mean, it's fun. It's.

[Peyton]

It's.

[Cameron]

It's good. But on the last one, we get to her grandma's house.

[Peyton]

Now, hey, Mimi.

[Cameron]

Hey, Mimi. Fantastic.

[Peyton]

Fun.

[Cameron]

The games are fun.

[Peyton]

She goes, give me one of them scooters.

[Cameron]

She goes, why'd you say them scooters? Cale, Give me one of them scooters. I was about to say something. Anyway, here we go. So every year at her Mimi's, because that is the largest gathering. Yeah. There's typically like 20, 20 plus people. So instead of, oh, let's all get gifts for each other. Crazy. Everybody's pockets are bleeding. We play one big thing of Dirty Santa. Secret Santa. Secret Santa is when you know who you're buying for, but they don't know who's buying them a gift. You get them stuff for them. Boom. It's like $30 limit. Dirty Santa is you bring some to the pot, right? This year they changed it. Lolly, of all people, goes.

[Peyton]

Who's Lolly?

[Cameron]

Lolly is Liv's mom. We call her Lolly. That's her grandma name, Lolly. So Liv's mom. Oh my gosh, guys, it's gonna be so fun. I found this thing called Firebox.

[Peyton]

I met a couple girls. Me too. I didn't know they knew Lolly. Yeah, they knew Lolly. How's Firebox doing? Huh? Oh, yeah. I didn't know they lived in Oklahoma. They moved.

[Cameron]

Oh, they're. They're international.

[Peyton]

Sorry. So.

[Cameron]

No, that was funny. Firebox, it's a. It's a third party seller of Amazon boxes.

[Peyton]

That sounds even crazy.

[Cameron]

It's a third party seller for Firebox. So they take. So Amazon has. I guess I don't know the logistics, but when stuff gets returned, they put them in these big boxes, whatever, and this site buys it and then sells it.

[Peyton]

So that was what we were doing.

[Cameron]

For our dirty sand. It was a $500Amazon box.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cameron]

So said to have value of upwards of $500.

[Peyton]

But it's a mystery of what's in it.

[Cameron]

Complete mystery. No, I'm getting guaranteed nothing.

[Peyton]

And you paid how much? $500 for a what value?

[Cameron]

$500 or more box. So it says. So she gets the box, it comes in crazy. And no one knows.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

So it's time the games go. It's time for Dirty Santa. Peyton, when I tell you these gifts were. It was abysmal. Like we were crying, laughing. There was a lace dress.

[Peyton]

Oh, wow.

[Cameron]

There was a radar detector in Japanese font that on the back of the package said it's using a new global satellite system to where it can detect any radar within a two mile radius on the earth, on the planet. And it was in this big little box. There was a jar of vegetables, vegetable broth. Oh, there was a double pack of B12 vitamins. Oh, there was a knife. There was a. There was a cookbook. A cookbook about beers.

[Peyton]

Excuse me.

[Cameron]

There was the Twilight Saga in novel form. That was probably the best gif.

[Peyton]

There was a.

[Cameron]

No, I wish There was a Gen 1 iPad.

[Peyton]

That's sick.

[Cameron]

Gen 1 iPad?

[Peyton]

Yeah. I Like that.

[Cameron]

No box, no papers. Just that in the cord.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. You got a naked iPad.

[Cameron]

Naked iPad. No, I'm talking. It literally was in bubble.

[Peyton]

Did it come with a charger?

[Cameron]

The charger was yellow. Like piss yellow. Like. Like someone used that for 10 years and it gave it back. Yeah.

[Peyton]

You got a donation box.

[Cameron]

Now, this gift right here, what I'm about to say.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cameron]

Is the pinnacle of this event.

[Peyton]

Okay?

[Cameron]

Someone goes up their numbers called. They go and grab a box. They open this box. Bag, rather. They open the bag. First thing they pull out, again, there's nothing. Nothing's in packages. They pull out a 3xl thong.

[Peyton]

Oh, wow.

[Cameron]

No, no, no panties.

[Peyton]

Oh, wow. 3xl.

[Cameron]

They pull out a big old pair of pants.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cameron]

I'm talking a big pair of pants. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I need to find maybe four. Need to find the seller.

[Cameron]

Maybe four. He sits there, he holds them up, folds them back. Next item, he pulls out a wife beater. A tank top top. Tank top, tank top. Okay. That is sized medium.

[Peyton]

Okay, hold it up.

[Cameron]

It's crazy dimension how you have 4x in your draws and a medium up top.

[Peyton]

I mean, what's your build? What's your build build like?

[Cameron]

Built like a snowman.

[Peyton]

Like Squidward. When he got in that one thing where he saw thick at the bottom. Yeah.

[Cameron]

Last item. Pulls out some beach shorts, right? Examines them, whatever, trash gift, so to be a good grandma, Lolly then steals that from the person that took it so they can get another gift and have fun. So Lolly and Liv are over there examining it, and she's having fun with it. It was her idea. She has to make light of it. She picks up the shorts again, and she goes, sis. Talking to Liv. Sis, I don't know about you. These are actually kind of cute. Liv spits her drink. Literally spits her drink, lives in front of Lolly. She's holding the shorts like this.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Cameron]

Liv spits her drink, bursts out laughing. She goes, mom, put those down.

[Peyton]

Put those down.

[Cameron]

There's something in the crotch region.

[Peyton]

No, no. No way. Peyton. No, no. There's a trail.

[Cameron]

A trail. There was a wound spot.

[Peyton]

There.

[Cameron]

It was.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cameron]

Hey, and the beach shorts, by the way. The beach shorts.

[Peyton]

Angel white.

[Cameron]

Angel white. Angel white. In. In the crotch region was either. And I'm sorry, but it was either.

[Peyton]

Mute it.

[Cameron]

And it was. It was the funniest. And I'm. I'm not kidding, right hand to God, 100 truth. It was the funniest ever. Olivia fell on the ground she's pregnant, mind you. She's falling on the ground.

[Josh Whand]

That's not good.

[Cameron]

I said get up. I said, my son's in there. Stop doing that. She's laughing.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Uncle Danny gets pissed. He grabs him, throws him away.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's gross.

[Cameron]

No packages.

[Peyton]

No, it's gross.

[Cameron]

Someone so full roundabout. Someone bled in those and said Amazon. They were the wrong size. Here you go.

[Peyton]

Yeah, somebody committed a crime and gave all the evidence to you.

[Cameron]

That is unbelien. And then. And then someone buys that box.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

And flips it for a profit. It's firebox.com.

[Peyton]

That is crazy. Wait, so how do I go and buy this?

[Cameron]

I literally think it's called Firebox.

[Peyton]

I want to go buy a firebox, bro.

[Cameron]

We can make a Pierce, buy us.

[Peyton]

A firebox, make a video out, and then we can make a video on Patreon.

[Cameron]

There's no promises of what's in it. You've no clue. I kind of like this. There's different value of boxes. There's a hundred dollar box. There's. So she said, instead of doing a dirty Santa, let's all just put 20 bucks into this. Get the 500 box.

[Peyton]

Let's get a firebox. Let's get a Firebox. Let's make a Patreon episode of it.

[Cameron]

So it's. It is.

[Peyton]

That is disgusting, man.

[Cameron]

Oh, another thing. There was a door alarm with the remote. It was all sorts of crazy random. It was hilarious though.

[Peyton]

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[Cameron]

All right, so another thing. We were talking over this weekend with family, and she had all her family, you know, the youngs, the olds, everyone in between.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cameron]

And at one point, we dibbled and dabbled into talking about wills. Not people named Williams. But, like, your will, your death will.

[Peyton]

Yeah. That's sad. Why don't you talk about that?

[Cameron]

Well, it was more of like. We were talking about just everything. Like finances. Oh, no. Make sure to put that in the will.

[Peyton]

Stuff like that. Okay.

[Cameron]

So it had me think. And I don't know why I think of you in these intimate moments and stuff, but I said. I said, I wonder what, like, what p. If he had to write a will right now, what would he add in? Like, what would be in his will? Who would it go to? And that had me thinking. So then I was sitting on that, and I was like, ah, he probably wouldn't give me. He'd probably give it to Preston, which is good. That's good and everything. And then I thought, what's the craziest that people have left in a will? Like, what's the just most outlandish stuff?

[Peyton]

Can you leave anything on a will to other people?

[Cameron]

When I read these to you. Oh, my. Oh, my God. So I literally looked up what are some of the wildest things that people have never left in their will?

[Peyton]

Yeah, I like this.

[Cameron]

Oh, someone left money to their ex, only claimable if they legally changed their last name back. So they got a divorce. They left money in a will. You can only get this money.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

If you legally change your name back. Hell, yeah. That is crazy. No, wait, that's not.

[Peyton]

That's. That's crazy.

[Cameron]

That's crazy. And that's in your bag.

[Peyton]

No, that's great.

[Cameron]

You're dead. Hey, you're dead.

[Peyton]

No, but I've been a proponent to say, if I'm married and I die.

[Cameron]

While we're married, don't move on.

[Peyton]

Okay. I don't want you to move on. You're not happy. Again, I'm sorry. You made a vow. Sickness, health, and death. I'm with you.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God, sickness, health and death. So another one. A woman left her kids. Millions in a trust to be paid out to all of them evenly. Millions of dollars. They have to randomly pass drug tests for the rest of their life.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Hell, yeah, they do.

[Cameron]

If my mom croaks early, you best believe I'm hitting a spliff. And now I don't get my money. How am I gonna get through my sorrows? I'm going to my back porch. I'm lighting up, I'm blowing down. I don't know.

[Peyton]

The millions of dollars she left you could get you pass.

[Cameron]

Oh, I mean, yeah, but I mean, my God. I mean, I get nothing. You get the money. Yeah, but no recreational. Just drink. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Or hey, you have millions of dollars, have somebody else to pay for you. Yeah.

[Cameron]

I go, hey, piss on that bottle of ibuprofen. Here we go.

[Peyton]

Hey, I made money in ju reward. That is true.

[Cameron]

Another one. $12,000 was left from an old man to their neighbor when he passed.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

For being the world's most annoying neighbor. And this was a payoff so they would never speak again.

[Peyton]

So a man doesn't make sense because you're never going to speak again because you're dead.

[Cameron]

No, no. He left his money. Dead man left money to neighbor as a you. Because you spoke so much and you were so annoying. This is a payoff to no more speaking for you. You. Even though I'm dead.

[Peyton]

Don't like that one. That guy's dumb.

[Cameron]

12,000 didn't save too well, did you?

[Peyton]

I'm not. That's so dumb. That's the dumbest one ever. I don't like that.

[Cameron]

That is bad. Here we go.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cameron]

A man left his brother $1 and a handwritten note that said, don't spend it all in one place. Oh, I'm not going. That would make me. That would make me have ill will toward my dead brother.

[Peyton]

I'm not going to.

[Cameron]

I'll throw that out there. My brother left me a bone. One bone. Yeah. Said don't spend it all at one place.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I'd probably, like, physically grab a dollar bill, rip it, and throw it in his open Casio and be like, see?

[Peyton]

Yeah, I'm turning into Ed Gein. You're becoming a floor mat. When people walk into my house, step on my brother.

[Cameron]

What is that? Oh, it's my brother's back. Okay, so now imagine my tough as a. Oh, oh, no, you're tough as, like, a sick little foot warmer.

[Peyton]

You go, you can use it to clean horse hooves. You know those hard bristles?

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. Okay, a man left his wife. Wife money. Only if she never remarried and hired someone to verify it. That was in his will.

[Peyton]

Oh, wait, say it again.

[Cameron]

Oh, I like this. So the man left his. Left his money.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

To his wife.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cameron]

Only if she never got remarried. And then in the will someone got hired.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

To verify that. That she does not get remarried.

[Peyton]

Oh, so it's like a money hitman. Like, you know, like, hey, if you. If you get married, get married. Wait, is it just. See? Okay, I'm taking it a step further. I don't even want you hooking up with somebody not even married.

[Cameron]

You're not even letting them get rocks off if you're gone.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Cameron]

Gone with all the money.

[Peyton]

They're gone with all the money in the world. You can be a franchisee of Adam and Eve. Like you can. Like you don't need. No, I'm sorry. I'm insecure.

[Cameron]

You're dead.

[Peyton]

My ghost.

[Cameron]

Your securities are the most insecure. They're non existent. You're dead.

[Peyton]

No, because my ghost is in the corner of the room. This.

[Cameron]

You're like, she doesn't even like it like that. You're like, the guy just hit me.

[Peyton]

He's like, my ghost is like. She doesn't even like being on the side. Get off her. But she. Oh.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Your astro.

[Cameron]

Your astral body, your ghost is right there. Your girl is. Your girl's having with the new guy. Your ghost body goes, she don't even like it like that. She goes, oh, my God. This is the best ever.

[Peyton]

I'd go, oh, my God. Stop. This ain't funny, dog. No, don't touch me. Don't touch me.

[Cameron]

No, you don't.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

No. No.

[Cameron]

Put your hands in the air. Put your hands in the air right now and stand up. Put your hands in the air and stand up. Don't you touch anything.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop.

[Cameron]

Don't do that.

[Peyton]

No, stop.

[Cameron]

Stop. Put your hands in the air. Put your hands in. Do not touch anything.

[Peyton]

Stop. Don't do that.

[Cameron]

Don't touch anything. You're gonna. Y', all. The world is gonna see what is under this fence.

[Peyton]

I'm not doing that.

[Cameron]

Why'd you bring it to work? Give it up. It's fine. It's life. Drink some more water, man.

[Peyton]

Yes. Okay. All right, now explain it. I can fire both of you if you make fun. I have the control. No, now look. Now look. All right. No.

[Cameron]

Oh, My God, P. I have five right off the back of talking about insecurities. Just drink some water. I mean, get an extra wash or something.

[Peyton]

I have five in one. Concealer in my pocket. Now I wear makeup. Cats out the bag. All right. Cats out the bag. All right. Sometimes I need a touch up. My job is. No, no, no, no. And that's not wrong. That's not the. No, no. It's in. And, you know, and the worst part is I went alone to buy this, and I had to go through the aisles marking my arm to.

[Cameron]

Oh, no.

[Peyton]

Test shades.

[Cameron]

You were swatching concealers by yourself.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

In a.

[Peyton]

In where?

[Cameron]

An Ulta.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I have a membership. Okay.

[Cameron]

You. You have a membership to Ulta? I have a membership Swatch concealers on your.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cameron]

Skin by yourself at a 6. 7.

[Peyton]

Because half the comments have recently been, oh, get that pimple patch off your head. I think you're making a political statement.

[Cameron]

I'm not gonna lie. My own blood made a comment about that.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Gabe Johnson said, if Peyton wears that one more episode, I'm shooting a double leg at him. He said, I'm taking his to the ground. I'm taking it off my toe. No.

[Peyton]

Okay. So I've had this pimple patch, and it became. Okay, this is the thing. I had a pimple, and I kept trying to cover it up. And when it was healing, so I'd like pop it and then cover it up with a pimple patch because I had to be on camera. And then so it was just going back into itself.

[Cameron]

So it became a cyst. It was like, finally get the breath. More bacteria. Oh, we're out again. No, let's leave.

[Peyton]

Yes. Yes.

[Cameron]

Suffocating.

[Peyton]

I went to the dermatologist. They put a syringe in there. And so I was covering it up, right? And I was. Because I'm insecure. I'm insecure. And so I bought makeup. And I've been wearing makeup since high school. I've been wearing makeup since high school because I always had an acne problem. I took Accutane twice. You know how bad your skin's got to be to fail Accutane twice.

[Cameron]

Holy suck. But that. It's because you used to drink half a gallon of diet Coke a day.

[Peyton]

Yeah, well, it also. I wear concealer sometimes sealer up. And I've gotten good at blending Recently. I've gotten real good at blending. I didn't put it on today. I forgot because I. I got here late to the shoot, so that's why my hat's Been like. Like this. Yeah. I wear makeup. Cats out the bag. Sorry. Every famous anchor news anchor wears makeup.

[Cameron]

They get touched up by a crew. They have glam crews that make a livable salary.

[Peyton]

I'm my own glam crew.

[Cameron]

Six dollar concealer in your pocket.

[Peyton]

Way more than that. Don't play with me. This is 5 and 1. Don't play with me.

[Cameron]

I hate you.

[Peyton]

This is.

[Cameron]

Does Voldi know about this?

[Peyton]

She touches me up, dude. I'm not gonna lie. My. My girl, my makeup. Okay, so I have a whole, like, makeup bag.

[Cameron]

I'm not okay.

[Peyton]

What the. Having a panic attack. I have like, that vecna truth serum.

[Cameron]

My spy one last time. You have. You have a. You go. No, it is my bag. I promise. You have.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

A makeup bag.

[Peyton]

Yes, but it's not full.

[Cameron]

Not a toiletry bag. Not a grown ass man toiletry bag. There's a mouthwash, a little shooter of whiskey, maybe a condom and a toothbrush.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cameron]

You have a makeup bag.

[Peyton]

Yes. Okay, but the thing. Let's be honest here. Thing is, the thing is I've been wearing makeup since high school. And it's hard for me because, like, it's hard for me to go into makeup stores and buy things for myself because it's my pride, right? And I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed about it. I'm embarrassed about it because I know my homies aren't really my homies, right?

[Cameron]

Hey, I love you, dog. No. Look at you. Teach me how to touch up.

[Peyton]

Robbie hasn't even made eye contact yet.

[Cameron]

Teach me how to touch up and I'll.

[Peyton]

I'll help you out. No. Okay, but this is the thing. And so whenever I first got into my relationship, she came to the bathroom and she saw this makeup bag, and she was like. And she's a cool girl. So she was like, hey, who the.

[Cameron]

Was staying over here?

[Peyton]

No, she doesn't do that. She's not crazy. She said, hey, if we're gonna be taking things more seriously, I would appreciate it if you throw your ex's stuff away. And I go, oh, baby, that's mine. I said, she couldn't wear those colors. That didn't know glam as you tight. I was thinking, I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. Yeah, no, but. And there's nothing wrong. I'll blend y' all up. Nice.

[Cameron]

Shut. No, you won't.

[Peyton]

Half the tour, I was beat. Are you crazy? I had a real bad, like, breakout on the east coast leg of the tour. I was in the green room with powder.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. You weren't 21 jump streaming. You were, but you were touching them. You were blending.

[Peyton]

Yeah. That's why I made sure on the writer that they had, like, the vanities with the bowls. I was in that.

[Cameron]

I just thought you liked your selfies.

[Peyton]

Yeah, no. Why do you think I had, like, makeup that Jeffree star was on in my algorithms for, like, six months?

[Cameron]

That's crazy.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I mean, that is. God bless you. And the vector truth serum helped.

[Peyton]

It got to a point where I was going into, like, Mac. I saw, like, the Shane Dawson conspiracy palette, and I. Some colors is bad. I like them. I'm starting to know blends and concealers and stuff.

[Cameron]

Yeah, that's fine. And that's honestly a great hobby. I think you should. Now that it's out the bat, you.

[Peyton]

Should just live with it, because it's always in my duffel bag, and I put it in my pocket. In your pocket? I put it in my pocket. I was supposed to do it before, you know. Have y' all noticed me ever wearing makeup before?

[Cameron]

I've noticed the pimple. I'm sorry. I mean, that's some winking at me. That is huge. That. I mean, that no p. Oh, it's got a tooth. I mean, I see the. I see the form. Oh, my God. Okay, ladies.

[Peyton]

Was that.

[Cameron]

Was that proper form? I mean, so much, so much saggy draw is hanging out.

[Peyton]

Look at. Oh, no.

[Cameron]

Oh, no. Oh, man.

[Peyton]

Nope, not that much cheek. That stays censored.

[Cameron]

Hey, I, I, I'm. I love you. And I'm proud of it, though. Yeah, I'm proud of you.

[Peyton]

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[Cameron]

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[Peyton]

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[Cameron]

How long have you been doing this?

[Peyton]

I said since high school.

[Cameron]

I know, but like, it was like a continuous thing. It was up, down, like a freaking.

[Peyton]

When my skin was clear, I don't wear it.

[Cameron]

Oh, okay. No, you said when my skin was clear, I don't wear it. Running up that hill.

[Peyton]

That song.

[Cameron]

God, that song's so good.

[Peyton]

So good.

[Cameron]

Stranger Things made that amazing.

[Peyton]

So good. So look, you remember when we went to dinner with AMP and RDC World?

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Peyton]

And it was like the most terrifying experience ever.

[Cameron]

It was very. It was a very daunting task. It was a very daunting dinner.

[Peyton]

If you don't know who AMP is, basically it's Kaisen at Duke, Dennis, Agent Zero, Davis, Chris, all them.

[Cameron]

That.

[Peyton]

That group. Right? And then RDC World, Mark Phillips, Ben Leland, Dylan, dez. We were in Los Angeles and we, for some reason, like two, three years ago, we got invited to a dinner with them. Yeah. You remember that?

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

It was super fun. It was super fun until the end. Yeah.

[Cameron]

Then it was. It was bullets of sweat. Oh, Suddenly gotta go poopy.

[Peyton]

Sorry. Yeah. I don't know if I've told this, but if. If I have, it's been years, so I'm gonna tell it again.

[Cameron]

Oh, man.

[Peyton]

And. And probably this one's gonna be more honest than the times before because we've built a relationship with now, with them now, and we're. Cooler dog. So we're sitting at a dinner table with AMP and RDC World. Right?

[Cameron]

And this is a steakhouse. I'm not gonna say which one, but like, this, this isn't like we went to like, whataburger. No, this is a. This is a steak. Steak dinner.

[Peyton]

It's a nice steakhouse in Los Angeles. Right. And I. And first of all, me and Cam aren't at the point of our careers where we belong at this dinner table. No, no, we're. We're here cuz we're friends with Mark and he invited us. He's a great bringer on her.

[Cameron]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

Right. So I'm sitting, I'm seeing amp. I'M seeing Phantom. I'm looking at, I'm looking at Mark Phillips. I'm looking at everybody. There's some streamers. There's some different streamers. There's a lot of people at this dinner. Lot of people.

[Cameron]

Deep table, too. Fun dinner.

[Peyton]

It's like 14 people.

[Cameron]

Very fun dinner.

[Peyton]

14 people at this dinner. Now, me and Cam, our finances were fully spent on getting to this trip, Right.

[Cameron]

Let's say there was supposed to be 12 at that dinner.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cameron]

Me and him were the two that weren't supposed to be there. We made it 14.

[Peyton]

Right. So we're eating.

[Cameron]

Honest to God. I want to say I had to pull up a chair. Like, I'm not kidding. If I remember right. I think I literally had to pull up a chair.

[Peyton]

We were like, we were like, it.

[Cameron]

Was physically a table for 12. And we were like, yeah, me and.

[Peyton]

Cameron were like this because we weren't supposed to be there. And then A and P is so nice. They, they, you could tell they didn't know who, like, who these big at the end of the table.

[Cameron]

But then it was great.

[Peyton]

But, yeah, so we're. Everybody's ordering. They're going around ordering now. I was not used to this lifestyle where people were saying, oh, I want to try that. Let's order family portions of this.

[Cameron]

Yeah, I want three different entrees to, to dibble. Dabble in these.

[Peyton]

To try. And so I said, oh, oh, everybody here is rich.

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And we're not nowhere near, right? No. I'm at the point of broke at this time. I had a bank account that was still a child's bank account. Like, you know, whenever your parents are trying to teach you banking and stuff, financial literacy, and they open up a bank account. It did. No, it did. I still got lollipops when I went and tried to make deposits. And I was making content for a living. At this point.

[Cameron]

You were getting on planes going to Los Angeles.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cameron]

I was smiley face on your debit card.

[Peyton]

Right. I had to. If I called and I was like, hey, I, I, I need to, like, I need more money.

[Cameron]

What's the password, sweetie?

[Peyton]

You know, I was like, fish stick. Seven. Right. So it was like that. It was really embarrassing. Anyway, so just to say I didn't have any money and going around this table, amp these rich streamers, are ordering everything, like, the most expensive food. They're not even looking at prices. Me and Cam are like, we can split this steak, right?

[Cameron]

Like, I go, let's get one steak, eight ounces. Let's split it. But to make it look like we're really eating and do it, let's throw.

[Peyton]

A cob salad, right? And so me and Kim, by the.

[Cameron]

Way, we're both drinking water.

[Peyton]

Me and Cam were fully expecting to leave this dinner hungry.

[Cameron]

Oh, oh, yeah. Like we, we knew we were going to run through McDonald's. We're going to go back, we're going to talk about tomorrow. We're going to run through McDonald's, right?

[Peyton]

So we're ordering food. I've now I've finished my food. Cam's finished his food, right?

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Peyton]

We made it a point not to touch anything that they ordered cuz they're ordering the most expensive sides. There's stacks of crabs and oyster. I'm like, I've never even seen this.

[Cameron]

No, no, literally at one point the server said, yeah, the wagyu is, I think he said, 45 or $50 an ounce. Not gonna say who. Someone goes, yeah, let's get 10 ounces. I said, that's 500.

[Peyton]

Oh, it was agent. No, agent 00.

[Cameron]

He goes, yeah, let's get 10 ounces of wagyu.

[Peyton]

Just $500.

[Cameron]

Offer it right there.

[Peyton]

No, no. Agent said, and that was one thing.

[Cameron]

Of a, of a plate the size of the last supper table filled with food.

[Peyton]

And Agent's a top tier pocket watcher. So I can say his dinner alone was close to $1,000.

[Cameron]

Oh, easily.

[Peyton]

Oh, I think it's more with everything person. 14 people at this dinner, right? So the dinner's over. I'm expecting. Me and Cam. Me and Cam are like, okay, this is how much me we're going to pay together, right? We're going to split it this way, right? Oh, yeah, sure. I'm a zel you right? Because I don't know if my card's going to work and we cannot get the card.

[Cameron]

Say fish take seven.

[Peyton]

I can't, I can't say fish stick seven front of Kaiser now. I can't, I cannot do that.

[Cameron]

All right, so I go, I go, no, no problem, no problem. I'm going to use my Ally card.

[Peyton]

I'm like, I'm like, like, do you think if I, you're like, you think if I steal one of Duke Dennis's diamonds off that chain, we could pay for this?

[Cameron]

No, no, literally though, we're like leaned over. I'm like, bro, look at this tweet. It's crazy as hell. I'm like, just sell me later. Yeah, no, just tell me later, I'll do it. But no, you have to sell me.

[Peyton]

We're figuring this out. Then AMP and RDC World, right after they've spent at least $20,000 on this dinner. Well, they haven't spent it yet. At least. They've accumulated thousands of dollars worth of food on this table. Table. We've touched $65 worth of it. Yeah.

[Cameron]

We split a cop salad.

[Peyton]

They're laughing. Haha. They're like, hey, time to bring out the check. How are we gonna do this? You know what? Bring one check. I go, okay.

[Cameron]

At first, I went, dude, they're gracious people.

[Peyton]

I was like, the rich people are paying.

[Cameron]

That's awesome.

[Peyton]

I was like, the streamers really are nice, man.

[Cameron]

Thank you so much.

[Peyton]

Me and Kim, high five under the table.

[Cameron]

I'm like, dad, touch his leg. I'm like, dude, yeah.

[Peyton]

And then. Then they go. They go, y' all want to play a game? You want to play a game? I go, I like games. I was like, dude, somebody brought cards out.

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

They go, I spy. Let's do credit card roulette. When I. When I say, my heart hit my. Oh, my. My literally went, cam, I haven't even. I've never in a month made what that dinner cost.

[Cameron]

Oh, yeah. I said, old. I said, I don't even have a credit card. I said, like, if mine were to get. If mine were to get chosen, my card will be declined.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cameron]

This would be the worst day of my life. So I don't even know if we're allowed to play that.

[Peyton]

That brought me and Cam so close together. I'm saying, when they said, let's play card roulette, me and Cam immediately grabbed hands. We said. We said, oh, oh.

[Cameron]

And in hindsight, Mark was trying to. It was like. It was a. Honestly, it was a sadistic way to give us our flowers. Yeah. Yeah. He was giving us our fight. Cause he goes, okay. He goes, someone from y', all, like, someone from A and P. Put your card up. I'll put our card up. And he goes. And he looks.

[Peyton]

He looks at us, like, laughing.

[Cameron]

We're at two seats that aren't supposed to be at the table. We're sitting like this with the biggest one.

[Peyton]

He's like.

[Cameron]

He's like, yo. Oh, y' all are big boys now. Y' all on the come up.

[Peyton]

Y' all are doing great.

[Cameron]

Y' all gotta put a card out. And we literally went. And we're under the table, like. And when I tell you, take.

[Peyton]

So. So then we're. We. Me and K. I swear to God, we pull out the company Card. The company card. We just opened this because we were told to, like, there was probably, like, just enough on this company card to.

[Cameron]

Get back to Dallas. There's nothing on there.

[Peyton]

And this wasn't earned money. This was still loan money that was on this card. I literally pulled the card out of my wallet. My wallet has rips in it. Like, it's horrible. Like, people like.

[Cameron]

Like, y' all don't understand.

[Peyton]

Agent was looking at me like, this is.

[Cameron]

Oh, look.

[Peyton]

It was like this. Yeah, that's. I put my card down. Now the waitress comes to the table, right? Oh, the. The amp and RDC are so excited. We're playing car roulette. Swap all the cards behind your back.

[Cameron]

Pick one. Do that behind your back. Just pick one. They. They're still good to tab.

[Peyton]

They're smiling. They're smiling. I'm like this. You ever make such hard eye contact with something to try to change the outcome?

[Cameron]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

I. No.

[Cameron]

I went reverse psychology. I was staring at Mark's card. I was staring at Mark's card.

[Peyton]

I said.

[Cameron]

I said that. Pick this one. In my head, I was like, she's going to pick this one. She's going to pick this one. I'm not looking at my card. I don't want her to know that's mine. Pick that one.

[Peyton]

Pick that one. In my head, I'm literally looking at her eyes. Like, I'm hoping she can read my mind that if our cards picked over a dinner we weren't supposed to be at, bro. Oh, I'm like this. She turns the cards. Everybody like, amp, rdc. They're having fun. Laughing. Yeah.

[Cameron]

They're excited to do.

[Peyton]

Oh, it might be. It's gonna be you, bro.

[Cameron]

Yeah. The way even though she's like, oh.

[Peyton]

Who'S it gonna be?

[Cameron]

I'm like, this isn't funny. Like, this is not. This is life or death. Like, this is not funny.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I'm my bought. My butt is tight as can be.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Like, oh.

[Peyton]

She pulls out a card. It's rdc. World's card, right? Mark Phillips is literally like this.

[Ms. Anubis]

Ah.

[Peyton]

Amp is like, ah. Me and camera. Like.

[Cameron]

Like, yeah, yeah. Come on. We're flipping.

[Peyton]

The forks are flying everywhere.

[Cameron]

I'm. I literally look at Duke.

[Peyton]

I'm like, grab a handful. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

[Cameron]

I go, oh, you didn't finish your plate. I've been waiting, honey. Like I said, be broke. Oh, my.

[Peyton]

Dude.

[Cameron]

No, no. That was to this date one, like one of the most high anxious moments of my entire.

[Peyton]

It.

[Cameron]

It literally was terrifying.

[Peyton]

Terrifying. I literally want. Next time we see them, I want to bring another. And they're like. They're going to be like, no.

[Cameron]

They're like, no. That was a regular Thursday. Yeah. I'm like, well, that was almost the bane of my villain arc. I almost had to start selling my to cover for that if we would have lost that deal. And I love that that was just a Thursday for you. I love that that was a summer night Thursday for you. I almost. My whole life almost shifted.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I can recall one of them saying, yeah, this isn't even a bad one, though. Yeah.

[Cameron]

Oh, no, they did.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

And then they're like, oh, do you remember that one in New York?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

They're like, dude, no. That one was crazy. Like, we even had to split that one up. I said, split. We would have split up. If we would have had to pay this bill, we would have ended.

[Peyton]

I would still be washing dishes at that restaurant right now.

[Cameron]

I'd be selling the out of stuff at Hibbett Sports.

[Peyton]

I'd be.

[Cameron]

I mean, I'd be slanging a hibbit.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, dude. Yeah. So that's a story.

[Cameron]

It was. It was.

[Peyton]

We probably already told that, but maybe we didn't tell the. The full truth like that before.

[Cameron]

Dog crazy. That was a fun. It was a fun moment, though. That was like. It's one of those. It's like a, a. It's like a haunted house or like a. You're doing something bad, but when you get out of it, you're like, oh, like that thrill. Yeah. Like when you slight ding dong ditches. It literally felt like that. I was like, oh, my God, we're done. It's this big. Dude.

[Peyton]

I'm still in my teacher salad. Yeah. No, you think you were. No, I, I. He was a teacher. Yeah, he was a teacher.

[Cameron]

Like, I would have been. That would have been my. Like, that would have been my February to May payment.

[Peyton]

You might have got a divorce. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Cameron]

No, she's done some. Oh, I go jam from Brooklyn when I find you. You're talent.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I mean, maybe just for the title's sake, Cam got $11,000 stolen from him.

[Cameron]

Yeah, well, stolen's a nice way to put it.

[Peyton]

Oh, your wife gave away $11,000.

[Cameron]

There we go. Yep.

[Peyton]

That's. It was rough. Still love her.

[Cameron]

We're still here today. But. Yeah, no, I didn't. I actually. The first time in my life, I never left the bed for 24 hours outside to pee.

[Peyton]

I remember that. So my parents Came. My parents came that week, and I remember they wanted to see you. And I was like, I don't think it's happening. Yeah, I remember it was Ryan's birthday. We went to that day that it happened, I think. Yeah, it was Ryan's birthday. We went out to a dinner that. That night. And Liv left before the appetizer because she got up crying.

[Cameron]

Yeah. She was so in her head.

[Peyton]

And she deserved to be.

[Cameron]

I mean.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

But, like, I even told her. I was like, it already happened. It's in the past. Like, I'm talking. I sped straight to the bank. Like, I sped there. And I was like, no, no, this can't be. Like, this cannot be. And then it happened. And then we had a dinner to go to, and I was like, just let it go. Let it go. And she. She was eating the appetizer.

[Peyton]

She went. She was like, I'm so sorry.

[Cameron]

I. I can't be hurt.

[Peyton]

I can.

[Cameron]

I can't be eating food that costs money. I was like, live.

[Peyton]

What the hell? Yeah, I remember. I remember somebody at that dinner whisper to me. They're like, is Cam and live okay? Are they gonna break up? And I was like, honestly, I don't know.

[Cameron]

Yeah, you're like, hey, let's just pray for the best.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I remember that boy, Cam called me. He like. And me and Cam, like, we've had. I can tell there's versions of Cam. There's these. It's happened very rarely where he's called me and he's like, bro, I just need to talk to you. And I'm like, oh. Because Cam rarely gets upset. Y' all know Cam?

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

He's like, bro, I'm not gonna lie. I need to talk to you. That boy told me. And I was like, oh, my God. Basically, it was. I'm not gonna tell the story for you because maybe we could tell this on another episode. But you know how. How 96 year olds get scammed on the phone?

[Cameron]

That happened to my 23 at the time year old fiance.

[Peyton]

Yeah. She just cleared four. Cleared the whole bank account to a stranger in New York. Yeah, we're gonna. We might tell that story next week if you. If y' all want it.

[Cameron]

I'll give that next week.

[Peyton]

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[Cameron]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cameron]

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[Peyton]

Now on to the rest of the episode, the you should know podcast. Can I ask you a question real quick? Because we're talking about relationships and stuff.

[Cameron]

Oh, God. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Oh. Episode 200. Yeah. Y' all get to see Voldemort? Maybe. Depends. She has the right to say she doesn't want to do it anymore, but maybe there's.

[Cameron]

Maybe if there's enough comments on this episode that will convince her. Say, boldy, we need you, but Voldi, we want to meet you. Please, Voldy. Please, Voldy. Maybe she'll see that and be like, you know what? Okay.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but I'm ready.

[Cameron]

Relationships. What we say.

[Peyton]

Speaking about relationships. So I've been in a relationship.

[Cameron]

Can I see the concealer real quick? Can I see the thing?

[Peyton]

No, because I did a bad job, and I think it doesn't. It doesn't show how good it looks.

[Cameron]

Good.

[Peyton]

Because I did. I am good at makeup. That's not funny. I'm. I did do makeup stories as a kid. I wasn't good then.

[Cameron]

Fine, it's good. That looks a lot better.

[Peyton]

It really does.

[Cameron]

It really does.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Like, I mean, maybe. I mean, it's not perfect. I still clearly, very easily see that.

[Peyton]

Well, if I spend time, like, 30 minutes, I. I'll get it done.

[Cameron]

Half an hour.

[Peyton]

I. I'm telling you, I am nice. Like, whenever I met my girl's parents, I was wearing makeup. Sorry. They're like, relationships. Yeah. Anyway, relationship. Speaking of relationships. So I've been in a relationship for about. I mean, honestly, a couple days. That's the first time I asked. Finally. What? You didn't know that? What? Yeah. I asked you to be my girlfriend? Yeah.

[Cameron]

Yeah. No way. When?

[Peyton]

The 20th. Oh. Oh, that's.

[Ms. Anubis]

Sorry.

[Peyton]

Christmas not good. The 20th? Yeah, yeah, the 20th, bro.

[Cameron]

Oh, give me hugs. Give me hugs.

[Peyton]

Go painter. Go painter. Y' all literally see her every day for the past like four months.

[Cameron]

No, you basically been dating for a lot longer. But it's official.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's sick. Anyway. Oh my God.

[Cameron]

How'd you do it?

[Peyton]

You want to know?

[Cameron]

Oh my God. The whole world wants to know. Tell us your how you.

[Peyton]

Maybe she tells it on episode 200. Maybe that's fair. That's fair. But yeah, it was really good. I told her tighten up.

[Cameron]

I was like, you've been here, she's crying, there's waterworks. Oh my God.

[Peyton]

Oh my God. She was crying. I did with the flu. So I was little too, too. It's like. So we couldn't celebrate God, but. So I've been in a relationship for not too long, couple months.

[Cameron]

Yeah, like eight days.

[Peyton]

I've been in a relationship for a couple months. You've been in a relationship for eight years?

[Cameron]

Yeah, long time.

[Peyton]

So you've been in a relationship a long time now this is for the holidays. This was the longest I've spent away from my girl, right? And I'm a 26 year old man and I want to know if this is still okay to do. Okay. I was away from my girl for like three days and I missed her, right? And I like to sleep next to her.

[Cameron]

You better watch what you say.

[Peyton]

As a 26 year old man, I still ask in borderline demand my girl to FaceTime sleep with me. Like we go to sleep on the on FaceTime together.

[Cameron]

That is the lamest, most thing a grown man can do, really, I've ever heard.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Peyton]

But isn't it so nice to wake up? Your phone's hot and they're still there.

[Cameron]

No, your phone's hot, battery drained. Your bed's probably warm now and all I'm hearing is live. No, that is not attractive. It's not. I'm not seeing. It's not fun. I'm not holding nothing. I'm not holding nothing. Okay, but I'm saying I'm going to bed. I want to watch TikTok.

[Peyton]

Okay, but I'm saying you could joint watch Tik Tok. You share play Tik Tok. That's what we did.

[Cameron]

Yeah, I might.

[Peyton]

I honestly, I don't think you're in love.

[Cameron]

You.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cameron]

No. I think I'm in so much love that I want my space sometimes. And I don't think there's anything wrong.

[Peyton]

Me too. But not at night.

[Cameron]

I would pay money to sleep somewhere else. Like sleep away from lit for night. I pay. I really pay.

[Peyton]

Wait, okay. So how long have you been sleeping in the same bed as your wife?

[Cameron]

For a long time. Like, I mean like 4ish years now. 4 years.

[Peyton]

So say you go on a 2 week trip away from your wife. You're not great.

[Cameron]

I go, it's so good.

[Peyton]

I've never.

[Cameron]

I'm more limber than ever. I don't have any pain in my ribs from her little. They're like orc feet just sticking in my ribs all night. I get to sleep normal. I get to sleep longer.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

There's no baby, there's no alarm. Now all this sounds bad, but I'm saying the sleep.

[Peyton]

Yeah. It seems like you hate the life you chose.

[Cameron]

No, no, no, I. I love it. I called her before I go to.

[Peyton]

Bed, but I will.

[Cameron]

That's the difference. You're like, oh, babe, let's share play and joint. Dude, tick tock. No, someone's mad. I don't like my wife's algorithm. It's a bunch of sappy Mom. She doesn't like my algorithm.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cameron]

Both sports and like that.

[Peyton]

Dude, my girl's out.

[Cameron]

No, don't, don't, don't, don't. Calm down.

[Peyton]

My girl out.

[Cameron]

Hey, just breathe.

[Peyton]

I'm gonna do something real bad. I'm gonna do something I regret.

[Cameron]

Just breathe.

[Peyton]

Don't.

[Cameron]

No, you're not.

[Peyton]

No, you're not gonna do something.

[Cameron]

I will tackle you before that TV gets shut matters.

[Peyton]

No, my girl's algorithm is really funny. So I like it. Like, she's funny. Yeah, but. So you think I'm weird as a 26 year old man with. When I'm away from my girl for 48 hours, I need to FaceTime sleep with her.

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Peyton]

I need to sleep on FaceTime with her.

[Cameron]

No. What is the point of it? I'm.

[Peyton]

I miss you. I miss you.

[Cameron]

And that's not doing. You're not Soulja Boy. This isn't Kiss me through the phone. No, you're. You say you love her. Maybe it. Maybe you see it or not. Maybe. Maybe you show something, you leave happy and then it's over.

[Peyton]

No way.

[Cameron]

Good night, Tiktoks. For the next three hours, if you text I'm not responding because I'm pretending I'm asleep. When really I'm doing something I like. When really I'm just doom scrolling. Don't get to do it at home. I've watched 413 TikToks. Still awake. Oh, babe, I really miss you. I'd love to talk to you. Mmm, can't read it cuz I'm sorry to be sleep. That's how that works. I think you. That's what you do.

[Peyton]

See, I don't have to do that because I don't.

[Cameron]

Maybe a little tv sports center, but that's.

[Peyton]

See, that's the difference. I don't predicate my relationship on lies. I can say. I can say, hey, I want to watch tv. I want to watch TikTok.

[Cameron]

Tell her that too.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's on the back end.

[Cameron]

Text. Babe, you still up? Sure am, but you're not going to know. Oh, oops. She's going to check to see if the green dots there. Time to move to Twitter. Not gonna be tracked down. Let's pop in the insta real quick. Oh, she's on. It's a back to Twitter. I'm not being caught. I'm doing what I want, dude.

[Peyton]

I have to. I have to. And we make it worse whenever we go to sleep together on facetime. Cuz normally when we sleep together in the same bed, we go cheek to cheek. Like face to face cheek. Cuz it's the most comfortable way. No, don't make fun of me. Don't make fun of me. Y' all should be happy. I spent my whole 20s being sad. We like to go to sleep. We like to sleep cheek to cheek like this, right? We like to like. We literally like share each other's breath. It's the best thing ever. No, it's so nice. I love her nighttime breath. It's a little nasty. I love it. I love it.

[Cameron]

Oh, your breath is.

[Peyton]

Oh, oh, don't talk about my breath. So we're going like this. And that's my mind has conformed to. That's how you sleep. So when we FaceTime and we go to sleep together, I go, babes, cheekies, cheeky time, baby. It's cheeky time, babes.

[Cameron]

Cheeky's time, babes. Cheeky time. And then y', all, y' all start on the phone. You're sitting there. Are you catching cycle? We did.

[Peyton]

And then she. Which I like. Cause she plays along too. She goes, babe, you need to bring your cheek up a little bit. It's not even. And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.

[Cameron]

Oh, dude, this. I mean, there's a couple things. One, yeah, you better. You better never do wrong by this woman because you have found the ultimate, the ultimate, ultimate partner. And two, she needs her. Her literal heart needs to be studied on. How it's so vast and so. Oh, oh, oh. So understanding. Yeah. Oh, so understand.

[Peyton]

No, it's not understanding. She's the same as you.

[Cameron]

On the outside you're a six, seven, light skinned model. And on the inside you talk about some o cheekies. And your debit cards have smiley faces. Fish stick. Seven. You use concealer.

[Peyton]

I would venture to say aesthet. It's more crazy that she's weird. She literally looks like a supermodel. Like she's 5 11.

[Cameron]

Yes, but that, but that. But that's a thing nowadays. That's. That's a thing. That's a thing nowadays, dude.

[Peyton]

Whenever we were first, we first met her, we were like, that's the most beautiful person we've seen ever. Like in person. We would have never thought now that that's true. Like I literally pick her up and I go, oh baby lifties.

[Cameron]

Yeah. And she goes, oh dude.

[Peyton]

Yeah, she does.

[Cameron]

Oh my dude. Oh my God.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Robbie knows. We'll talk about on the exception extended.

[Cameron]

I go like this. Love you live.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Out of here. Yeah.

[Cameron]

And that's it. You'll get there one day.

[Peyton]

I do it sometimes. No, I love live. That was all jokes.

[Cameron]

But yeah, you're tripping. I will never FaceTime sleep.

[Peyton]

I don't think you're in love.

[Cameron]

No, I'm past love. That's. That's just the reality.

[Peyton]

It's just acceptance.

[Cameron]

I would take a bullet for Liv. I love her more than anything. She's the greatest. But yeah, exactly. I am not going to fake sleep with my artificial wife through a seven inch rectangle.

[Peyton]

She uses her iPad.

[Cameron]

Do you prop a pillow up for her?

[Peyton]

No, no, no. Cuz we don't sleep like that. She doesn't like pillows when she sleeps.

[Cameron]

First off, cheek to cheek. Like where are your hips?

[Peyton]

We're spooning.

[Cameron]

So then how are you cheek to cheek?

[Peyton]

I'm big. I'm really big. So are you big spoon or little spoon? Big spoon.

[Cameron]

You're big spoon. And you're just taking noggin and putting on her head.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Or we can sleep just back. Like if we. We call it Vampire Sleepies. We're on our back and we just go like this. Vampire sleepies. And the beard doesn't irritate yeah, no, she's broken out a little bit right here because she. She told. She. She says, hey, you got to wash your beard because I keep. I'm breaking out. I'm like, yeah, no, yeah. She doesn't like pillows. We'll talk about that when she's on. She's getting enough spotlight. She's not that cool.

[Cameron]

Okay, Can I.

[Peyton]

She smells my sick farts, dude. I mean, like, I think the episode's done.

[Cameron]

No, but there's a lot. There really is. There's a lot. Line. There's a line of. And then it's like you're. You're crossing.

[Peyton]

Yeah. She goes, oh, you are sickies. Yeah. Let's get out. Let's get out. Let's do the episode. We did it. We got it. We. Everything's good. It's a good episode. No, next week's gonna be good. Next week is gonna be good. Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Cameron]

Oh, you are stickies. Where's your pecker? Oh, tiny peckies. Oh, such a little tiny meters.

[Peyton]

Sounds like mouse.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. I pray all of you can find love like that one day. And I'm so glad for our boy. Appreciate each and every single one of you. Coming Back to episode 198. Guys, we're two away. Two away from episode 200. That is almost four years consecutive. Never missing a Monday. We absolutely love and appreciate you all for coming back week after week. Hey, as always, share this with your biggest enemy. Your number one hater, your number one friend, your best friend, your aunt, your uncle, your cousin, your mom, your pappy, your dog, your fish. Share with anybody. We absolutely love. You confuse the casuals. Get the good karma with this week's secret code.

[Peyton]

Give it to me, Cameron. You got it.

[Cameron]

Art.

[Peyton]

Art. Assimilating Robitussent.

[Cameron]

I just loved your story in the beginning. Austin Road trip. Trip.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cameron]

Assimilating Robitussin.

[Peyton]

Love you. Remember, 1 out of 10 qual don't make it home to Christmas. We'll see you next time.

[Cameron]

Assimilating Robotussen testicles.

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