OUR FIRST FIST FIGHT! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast – Episode 174: OUR FIRST FIST FIGHT!

Release Date: July 21, 2025

Hosted by Peyton Hardin and co-hosted by Cameron Kennedy, Episode 174 of the You Should Know Podcast dives into the humorous and candid dynamics of a close friendship. Titled "OUR FIRST FIST FIGHT!", the episode showcases Peyton and Cam's playful banter, personal anecdotes, and lighthearted debates, all while maintaining their signature chemistry.

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1. Intrusive Thoughts and Playful Aggression (02:17 - 05:07)

The episode kicks off with Cam expressing some concerning intrusive thoughts, leading to a comical exchange about their tight-knit friendship.

Peyton [02:34]: "Ished on your spine is what I said."

Cam [03:10]: "I almost been daydreaming about nefarious activity."

Their conversation quickly shifts from pseudo-threatening remarks to playful jabs, highlighting their comfort in addressing uncomfortable topics with humor.

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2. Solo Dining and Social Intrusion (05:07 - 09:02)

Peyton shares his newfound habit of dining alone, leading to amusing strategies he employs to "spice up" his solitary meals.

Peyton [05:07]: "The intrusive thought I get when I go by myself is I ask the hostess to sit me by anybody that's on a date."

Cam humorously supports Peyton's antics, suggesting that mingling with couples adds a little excitement to his dinners.

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3. Reflections on First Dates and Relationships (09:02 - 16:00)

The hosts delve into their experiences with first dates, with Cam revealing it's been over seven years since he's been on one due to his stable relationship.

Cam [11:36]: "It's been over seven years."

Peyton [11:43]: "I genuinely don't think there's a better rush or dopamine hit than a first date."

They reminisce about the excitement and challenges of early dating experiences, contrasting them with their current relationships.

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4. Hilarious Plunger Purchase Story (16:00 - 22:19)

Cam recounts a funny incident where he had to purchase a plunger for his mother-in-law, leading to an unexpected and awkward interaction with an elderly woman at the store.

Cam [20:31]: "I giggled because I'm like, that is hilarious."

This story not only provides laughs but also underscores the couple's relatable domestic challenges.

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5. Gaming Woes and Unexpected Allies (22:19 - 33:45)

The conversation shifts to Cam's frustrating experience with a novice gamer, highlighting the trials of multiplayer gaming and the humorous outcomes of such encounters.

Cam [51:12]: "I literally turned it off in the middle."

Their discussion touches on the importance of teamwork and the unpredictable nature of online interactions.

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6. Pet Peeves and Mic Mishaps (33:45 - 53:36)

Peyton and Cam address their pet peeves, specifically dealing with microphone issues during recording. Their lighthearted struggle with technical glitches adds to the episode's charm.

Cam [64:53]: "Yes, absolutely."

They navigate through their frustrations with humor, maintaining an engaging and entertaining dialogue.

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7. Pilates Adventures and Competitive Streaks (53:36 - 63:26)

Cam's wife starts Pilates, prompting a humorous and competitive debate between the hosts about who would fare better in the exercise discipline.

Peyton [55:35]: "Your cap shoulders, your dove tattoo."

Cam [57:54]: "You're gonna show up in a beater, and you just win."

Their banter showcases their playful competitiveness and ability to turn everyday topics into entertaining discussions.

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8. Code-Switching and Communication Breakdown (63:26 - End)

Towards the episode's conclusion, Peyton and Cam engage in a spirited debate about code-switching and the semantics of watching TV versus consuming media on different devices. This segment highlights their dynamic interplay and knack for turning simple topics into extended comedic exchanges.

Peyton [73:11]: "What is television?"

Cam [73:33]: "You're watching it on the TV."

Their back-and-forth underscores the complexities of modern communication, all delivered with their characteristic humor.

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Conclusion

Episode 174 of the You Should Know Podcast exemplifies Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy's ability to blend humor with relatable life experiences. From intrusive thoughts and solo dining adventures to technical mishaps and competitive Pilates debates, the hosts offer listeners an engaging and entertaining journey through their friendship. Not only does the episode capture the essence of their camaraderie, but it also provides plenty of laughs and memorable moments for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

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Notable Quotes:

• Cam [02:34]: "I almost been daydreaming about nefarious activity."

• Peyton [05:07]: "I have been going to dinners by myself a lot."

• Cam [11:36]: "It's been over seven years."

• Cam [20:31]: "I giggled because I'm like, that is hilarious."

• Cam [51:12]: "I literally turned it off in the middle."

• Peyton [55:35]: "Your cap shoulders, your dove tattoo."

• Cam [57:54]: "You're gonna show up in a beater, and you just win."

• Peyton [73:11]: "What is television?"

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This detailed summary encapsulates the essence of Episode 174, providing a comprehensive overview of the key discussions, humorous exchanges, and the hosts' unique rapport.

Transcript

[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

The you should Know Podcast hey everybody. Welcome back to the yout Know podcast episode 174. Round of applause please. If you are new here or if you haven't already and you look below you, you see that subscribe button isn't press. You're wrong. If you look even more below than you see that comment section is fulfilled with your name, guess what? Even more wrong. Go ahead and fill that out. Get your good karma. As you know we are in the heat of war on tour. We have just finished and we would like to thank Toronto, Chicago, Detroit, Columb Miss. Now we are on the way to Boston, Philly, dc, New York. We are so excited for the east coast leg of the tour. Be sure to get your tickets link in the description below. As well as joining the most exclusive, the most fun, the most powerful, the most unique and the most substance filled Patreon that you could ever imagine over at the Quality club. Go to patreon.com you should know podcast or click click the link in the description. Y' all can do it. We love you so much. Now on to the rest of the episode. The you should Know podcast. We got co host Cam back in the studio.

[Cam]

Ride it. Ride it cowboy.

[Peyton]

Ride it, ride it.

[Cam]

We're back.

[Peyton]

How are you feeling Bob boy? Good boy. You're good.

[Cam]

I feel fantastic.

[Peyton]

Love that.

[Cam]

Now I got a couple things though.

[Peyton]

Tell me do you.

[Cam]

Okay. And I don't know what it's honestly it's been a little concerning. I know we are wound tight. I know we have these intrusive thoughts.

[Peyton]

Oh I have so many intrusive thoughts.

[Cam]

You physically said I. When we were walking with our lunch earlier today. You said. You said no, no I really want to inflict pain to your body. You told me.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I said I want to.

[Cam]

And we're wound tight.

[Peyton]

I want to hit your spine is what I said.

[Cam]

You need to be rung.

[Peyton]

Yeah, dude, bring me out the la.

[Cam]

I can probably help.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

The last two days, I have had an overwhelming feeling to do something that's not right. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Is. It's weighed on your mind so much you're waiting until Monday to say it.

[Cam]

Yes. Like. Like, seriously, like, I've been. I've been like. Have you?

[Peyton]

Have you.

[Cam]

Have you ever gone through that?

[Peyton]

You just gave the psycho blink. You just gave the psycho blink where they close at different times. No, it's not. That's a psycho blink.

[Cam]

And it's not good.

[Peyton]

You don't blink simultaneously. It's psycho.

[Cam]

I've been like. I've almost been daydreaming about nefarious activity. Like.

[Peyton]

Like what?

[Cam]

I don't know.

[Peyton]

Well, you do know. What's the nefarious activity?

[Cam]

Oh, just anything. Like, I have, like, an itch to, like, do something, like, illegal or bad.

[Peyton]

Like what? Like, give me an example of what would be like, what's the extent that it's not going to, but what's the.

[Cam]

Extent that you're going past, like, gta, like real life. Like, Grand Theft Auto would definitely cure the itch.

[Peyton]

Oh, like stealing somebody's car.

[Cam]

It'd be like, push. It'd be pushing the limit, Right? Oh, maybe just like a. Like, shove someone that didn't do anything to me.

[Peyton]

Oh, like.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's been bad, dude. I open up to live about and everything.

[Peyton]

Oh, so you're genuinely going to.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's. It's like a fire. It's like a melting pot that just overflow. Overflow?

[Peyton]

Yeah, overflowed. That doesn't feel right either. Over.

[Cam]

I think overflow is if you.

[Peyton]

Over. If you overflew. That's a pilot. That took too long.

[Cam]

Yeah, yeah. You were in the sky. You're in sky 35. Way too much traffic just built up in the sky.

[Peyton]

Overflowed cup runneth over. Say what?

[Cam]

Holy grail.

[Peyton]

Blue told me. Remind you. I went.

[Cam]

Ah. Blue told me to remind you. Oh, see, like that would. It's that. Scratch the itch. I'm just kidding. I said that for comical purposes. I'm just kidding. Can you please ask me the question that you've asked me every single week for three years straight now? I need to.

[Peyton]

Oh, I was going to get that, but can I, Can I, Can I. Can I join you in the intrusive thought.

[Cam]

Oh, my God, Please, dude. That would help me.

[Peyton]

Really bad. Really bad. Not to harm anybody or steal a car or say racial slurs. Yeah, none of those three things. This was.

[Cam]

All your racial slur was a joke. I said stealing the car would be a little too much and I harmed someone. I'm not. If it's a. Like a nudge, it's mine.

[Peyton]

And I think I've confessed this before. In my teenage years when my. My testosterone was at an all time high. Now getting into my 30s, it's at an all time low.

[Cam]

Oh, no, you're still peeking.

[Peyton]

Oh, am I?

[Cam]

You're Pete. The way you grab my undercarriage, it's. I mean, there's no way. You're not running on libido and caffeine. There's no way. There's no way that you're not a stout goblin.

[Peyton]

Like, it's really not.

[Cam]

You're not. But thoughts.

[Peyton]

But a hand and a candle can get me a long way. And some strong wi Fi goodness.

[Cam]

Strong wi Fi. A vpn, Private browser. A nice bottle of jerkins. A candle in a hand.

[Peyton]

All right, all right, all right.

[Cam]

I told you I've been feeling weird. No, seriously, I've been. I've been holding it in this morning. We've been here a little bit. Now we hit record. I had to tell you, you need.

[Peyton]

To get a babysitter. I think that's. But okay. My thoughts recently, a lot revolving around food because I've been going to dinners by myself a lot. Like, I love going to dinner. It's like my thing now. I'm not even hungry, but sometimes I want the ambiance of a dinner. I like to intrude on people's dates.

[Cam]

You want your life to be a mystery.

[Peyton]

Not even. It's not even. It's so lonely. I'm putting spazzikes in it. I'm putting some spice in my life. You know what I mean?

[Cam]

Did you just refer to the Jordans that women would wear in seventh grade?

[Peyton]

No, no, no.

[Cam]

You said it's so bad and lonely. I'm putting some spizikes in it. If you pulled up in spizz Ikes. Right?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Let's imagine that we're no longer.

[Peyton]

I need a wellness check. If I. If Paynard pulls up, his dragon's going to get it this episode.

[Cam]

Oh, no. I might break the TV like drones. Not enough. I'm telling you, I'm itching. Like, it's not good.

[Peyton]

No. Okay. Honestly, because I've been Going to dinners a lot by myself. The intrusive thought I get a dinner when I go by myself is I asked the hostess to sit me by anybody that's on a date. I swear to you, I do this often.

[Cam]

You ask the hostess?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

You mind plopping me next to a nice little couple? You have vampires. You're gonna watch them and follow them out.

[Peyton]

It's almost like the lottery, though, because you always want that first date. You want to sit by somebody that's on that first date because you want to hear how much their it up. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

And I'm taking notes. The guy goes to piss, you slide in. You go, hey, he's not getting it done. He goes, hey, I got libido and I'm better than him. We'll talk afterwards. Enjoy. You go back to your table.

[Peyton]

I'm looking over. I went to, you know the restaurant I always eat at by myself, that place, I love it. With the calamari in the sangria. That's my. That's my life. Oh, I sit down next to this couple, right? Older couple. But you could tell it's on a first date. Dude, I was so locked in airpod, left ear there to the right. Nothing going on the left ear. That's just for.

[Cam]

Just accessory for the outfit.

[Peyton]

Exactly. So they don't think that I'm intruding.

[Cam]

Right.

[Peyton]

I almost went as far as put the other airpod on their table and the fern that was on the table. Really?

[Cam]

Listen like, you fake trip.

[Peyton]

You're like, oh, sorry.

[Cam]

You just like toss it at the bottom. You're like, no. Oh, no, Reggie, no. So he doesn't want that.

[Peyton]

It was this older couple, they were sitting down, and the waitress goes. And she's like, oh, what's the occasion? It's definitely a first date. Because I could see how they met.

[Cam]

How do you know it's a first date?

[Peyton]

So nice to meet you. You look beautiful.

[Cam]

That's the first date. There's no way you've never met in person.

[Peyton]

Yeah. No. She goes, what's the occasion? He goes. And then points to her to answer it. She goes, mind you, they've been sitting there for like two, three minutes. So they got some conversation going.

[Cam]

Oh, no.

[Peyton]

She.

[Cam]

She got the ick.

[Peyton]

She goes, just friends.

[Cam]

His went. I started shriveling. He was like.

[Peyton]

And so he's in panic Mode. It is 8pm at a nice restaurant. He asked her, man, do you drink? She goes, yeah, a little bit. I was like, there you go. Maybe the. The lubrication of the alcohol. We'll get the conversation going.

[Cam]

There we go.

[Peyton]

He goes, okay, good. Courage goes, you want coffee?

[Cam]

Oh, no, dude, you're lame. I don't know what else. That's bad. Yeah, that's bad. She wanted him to. She wanted him to take initiative.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

She wanted him to say, oh, we're having a beautiful date this evening. How's your day? You don't have to make it this big scene.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You don't have to have down lights come on. We're on a date. How are you? Have your shift been good? He goes like, no. She immediately, oh, I'm not gonna do the hand motion for her. I'm not gonna do the hand motion for her. Will. She'll say, I did the hammer. She got turned off. Got the ick. No, no, it needs. I need to hit something. Can I hit myself?

[Peyton]

Yes. Get that thigh going. No, don't put the pillow. Get to get the full meat. Here you go. Yeah, okay.

[Cam]

Dude, it's. It's a. It's not okay. It's really not.

[Peyton]

It's been a long time since you've been on Cam. Cam. Cam.

[Cam]

Okay. He'll get it.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

Now on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast. It's been a long time since you've been on a first date.

[Cam]

It has. Holy. It's been over. It's been over seven years.

[Peyton]

Yeah. That sucks.

[Cam]

No, no, it doesn't suck.

[Peyton]

Cause you're in a happy. No, that sounds crazy. No, no, it doesn't suck.

[Cam]

I'm sure. I love her.

[Peyton]

We had. We made something that's half of both of us.

[Cam]

Yeah. I do know what you're saying, though.

[Peyton]

I. I genuinely don't think there's a better rush a dopamine hit than a first date.

[Cam]

God, man.

[Peyton]

Dude, it's so fun. It is so fun learning somebody and, like, knowing is the. CJ almost cried. His eyes just closed.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I hope the camera cut to that. He literally went like this. He goes. He felt something.

[Cam]

He felt that deep.

[Peyton]

Okay, I.

[Cam]

What.

[Peyton]

What would be your. What mood? What guy are you on a first date? What guy are you on a first date? Since you haven't been one in so you.

[Cam]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I'll hold him up. I'll hold him up. You know, you hit him. Hit him. Okay. That was a wicked form. I think I broke my thumb. I think I broke. Oh, God. Dude, I completely missed his head. His head's so big and I missed it. I hit my thumb. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Let's try it again.

[Cam]

What if I showed you?

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

That actually shakes.

[Peyton]

It's okay. Now. What kind of guy.

[Cam]

Let me come.

[Peyton]

No, what kind of guy.

[Cam]

Sorry. No, not yet.

[Peyton]

Okay. Okay. Dude, Dude. Next one. We punch beers, right? Yeah.

[Cam]

No, next one. He's getting it.

[Peyton]

All right.

[Cam]

Okay, go. I'm good. I'm. I feel better since you haven't been.

[Peyton]

On a first date in such a long time.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

What kind of guy do you think you would be on a first date if.

[Cam]

I know, like, at this point, man. It's been a minute, dog. Okay.

[Peyton]

Do you think you'd be like, the guy that, like, over asks questions, or do you think you'd be that talks too much about themselves?

[Cam]

Definitely not the latter, because I. I would be very. No, no, for real. For real.

[Peyton]

You.

[Cam]

Okay. There has been a time. There's been a time where we were with friends.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

That you knew the friend. I did not know the friend.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

The friend bought. Brought a friend. Brought a Friend, neither one of us knew. That's a pot. It was not. It was not a purchase. It's not transactional. She brought a friend and neither one of us knew that friend.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

And you saw how. And obviously it's not a date, but I'm saying you saw how I Like.

[Peyton]

Way back in the day.

[Cam]

Yeah, yeah. I talked in that moment. And it's very. I'm aware to not brag or talk about myself, but I might talk too much though, because that's in my DNA.

[Peyton]

But way back in the day, you had really nothing to show for yourself. You had no attributes, no accolades. Right? Like, you didn't have much of a resume. You were like, you go, come in.

[Cam]

I love my PS4 Pro.

[Peyton]

I got a lot of black friends and that's like it.

[Cam]

I got diamond on the ars. What do you want from me?

[Peyton]

Yeah, so back then you didn't have much to show for yourself and you were a lot more level headed back then.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God, Cam, you've taken. Your mental state has taken a far detour.

[Cam]

I mean, we're wound tight. I've been saying this. We're very, very tight.

[Peyton]

I genuinely think, I think you would be the personal space guy. Like, you would not know the personal space boundary.

[Cam]

Oh, okay, kid.

[Peyton]

Especially with like a cr. Not anything like creepy or weird. A lot of nose to nose. What?

[Cam]

You're like, I'm like, I'm like, just tell me when you. No, no shot, y'.

[Peyton]

All. Y. Y' all are a few drinks in, right?

[Cam]

Yeah, no shot.

[Peyton]

Instead of, Instead of respect living right.

[Cam]

Here.

[Peyton]

Saying, you look beautiful. You like.

[Cam]

I'm leaning over the table like this. Look, I'm tuning on the back end.

[Peyton]

Oh, she looks. You look so beautiful tonight.

[Cam]

I'm like, I'm like, hey, I'm enjoying this. No, I think I would be. I think I'd be very respectful. Yeah, I would definitely pop the little jokey. The little one liners here. There.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

A woman love. Hey, news flash, fellas. You can make her laugh. She'll like you.

[Peyton]

You make her laugh and giggle. Make that jiggle clap and jiggle clapping.

[Cam]

Anyway, anyway, I, I don't know. I, I low key, it'd be fun, but I would never do that. Like, I'm saying it before.

[Peyton]

I hope you wouldn't do it now.

[Cam]

Like, I wish, I wish me and live could wipe, like our memory for 24 hours. For 24 hours and then date each other.

[Peyton]

Okay, but then what if. What if you say that and then.

[Cam]

You see disgusted by Me?

[Peyton]

No. And then you see live with Derrick Henry. And then you're like, oh, like, stop, stop.

[Cam]

Anyway, I had two jokes.

[Peyton]

How was.

[Cam]

I want to let him.

[Peyton]

How was your week, Bubba?

[Cam]

My week?

[Peyton]

Yeah. Was.

[Cam]

It was so eventful. In the ordinary, regular. Caused so many wild interactions.

[Peyton]

That was some doctor who, wasn't it?

[Cam]

That was a little. That was a little. That was a little playful.

[Peyton]

That was a little riddle.

[Cam]

If you stay around for two more weeks, I'll teach you geometry. That was some good.

[Peyton]

Make you think about the stars, ordinary things, extraordinary results. What does that mean?

[Cam]

Am I Dr. Phil? No, I'm just kidding.

[Peyton]

What happened?

[Cam]

Basically, I'm not gonna say them all right now. I'll sprinkle them.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

I'm gonna tell one right now that it was un. Real.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

Happened when we. This is actually the literal first thing after recording last week.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

It was coming home from that. I stopped at the gym, and then I went home. I get a call on the way home from the gym. It's my mother in law, which she's staying with us. She goes, hey, Malachi stopped up the toilet and we need a plunger. And I go, you nasty, gross bottom. I go, you clogged my toilet. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Malachi's all of four months old.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. And she literally goes, yeah, sorry. I drank a glass of milk and then hung. So now I'm getting a plunger.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So I go to this Kroger, the one right by my house.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

Stop at the Kroger with one item to buy. I go straight to the back, and I get a plunger.

[Peyton]

Yeah. The fact you don't have plungers in your house is a little absurd.

[Cam]

I think we lost it due to travel, like, due to the moving. Because we had one. We had.

[Peyton]

The fact that you would pack a plunger is insane. There are certain things that don't go on moves.

[Cam]

That's why maybe we didn't pack it. Like, maybe we.

[Peyton]

How long have you lived in the house?

[Cam]

Since September.

[Peyton]

How many months is that?

[Cam]

Like nine.

[Peyton]

You've gone nine months without clogging a toilet?

[Cam]

I have nice bowel movements, and I know when the courtesy flush. I don't. I don't drop lumps of chicken salad.

[Peyton]

Oh, that's why Cam doesn't sufficiently wipe. We all know that you don't look at the tp. So you're walking around mud butt and sacrifice of not having a clogged toilet.

[Cam]

We don't need to revisit that because that's still. I still hold a perfect Attendance. Perfect attendance.

[Peyton]

No, you don't. You don't know because you don't check your underwear.

[Cam]

Looks like I took a flamethrower to him. A flamethrower to your underwear. I don't have holes or skid marks.

[Peyton]

I have your.

[Cam]

Looks like the Spider man mask when he goes and slaps him on the head.

[Peyton]

Dude, I'm starting to think about doing this no underwear thing because I'm becoming a huge fan of the artist Youngblood. And he wears leather pants. He's a rock star. And he wears no underwear. And I was like, that's cool. And he wears like low rise pants. So it's right above the navel. Right above the. Right above that gooch. Yeah, the dude.

[Cam]

Right above the gooch.

[Peyton]

Right above the douche. And so you see a little bit of the pube. And so I'm thinking about rocking a little bit of my pube so you can't see my pub. I got cute pube.

[Cam]

Yeah, you have a decent. I like when you trim it. I like when you trim. I like when you trim it. Like a Sunday lawn. That's what I like it. Like, you trim it, then you crack a brew and watch the game. That's when I like it.

[Peyton]

So you're. So you went to go get a plunger.

[Cam]

If you wore leather pants with no underwear, it would literally harm human beings. It would harm people next to you. The stench that would come from your undergarments would actually cause people a pain in their nostrils.

[Peyton]

No, it would be disgusting.

[Cam]

It would be unbelievable.

[Peyton]

No, I think that's unholy. I think it is a law. Unrighteous sin.

[Cam]

That is.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I go to get this plunger, right? So I walk down the toilet and bathroom aisle and it's literally me. And already planted in front of the plungers is an elderly woman. And now the reason that that's kind of weird. There's. There's literally was two options. There was the plunger and then the exact same plunger with a holder with a Caddy. That's it. Okay, so why are you still there? Pick one and leave. Yeah, I walk up and I just left the gym. So I'm sweaty, right? She looks at me. We're standing right next to each other, both looking at plungers. She looks at me, she goes, I know, that's right. And I literally. I giggle because I'm like, that is hilarious. Like, you ate with that one. That is funny. And I audibly giggled. And I go, no, no, no. This is for my mother in law. I Just left the gym. I'm doing them a favor. She goes, it's all right, sweetie.

[Peyton]

She goes, it's all right.

[Cam]

It happens to the best of us. She goes, you see where I'm standing? And I go. I go, okay, okay. I kid you not.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

In that moment, because I'm laughing so hard. Also, I have post gym poops. I don't know if y'. All. I poop every time I leave the gym.

[Peyton]

It happens a lot. Yes, every time. Yeah. It's because there's so much activity. I think it's starting to flesh you out.

[Cam]

So I'm laughing, giggling, having a good time, talking to this elderly women right.

[Peyton]

In front of the plungers.

[Cam]

Right in front of the plungers. And she just said, I know that's right. And because I'm laughing so hard, I go. And a. Like a. Like a triple beater fart leaves my butt. It's a. And I go, oh. And she looks at me and this is the craziest switch up of 20, 25.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

She laughs, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I told you. It's all right, sweetie. Then she smells it and she literally goes, that's wrong. She goes, that's not right. And she starts. This woman's. This woman's. I swear, I swear on every. I swear to God. I swear to God. This woman's like 70 years old and she switches on me and starts cussing me out in front of me, dog. And I literally. I was so. I was so boggled. When I tell you. When I tell you, I literally had no idea what to say or do that I grabbed the plunge and immediately turned around and walked. And the first thing I did when I cut that corner was whip out my phone and write it down word for word.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So I will never forget this moment.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

It was. I mean, it was the funny. I went home, immediately told. Live. Immediately told Lolly. I was. I was laughing about it for 30 minutes. I was like, I cannot wait to.

[Peyton]

Tell the guys about the funniest story.

[Cam]

It was unbelievable. Like, it seriously was like some, like some prank. It was so crazy. And she's the sweetest looking little woman too. Like, she doesn't. She knows most old people, they kind of give off angry.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Been around. She looked nice. Like she would make you suit.

[Peyton]

Oh, I could tell what she looks like. She gives good hugs. Don't.

[Cam]

She gives great hugs. A little bit of that. But she was a little lighter build. Oh, lighter, lighter build. Yeah. Great metabolism. She was. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Obviously, obviously. She said the punches yeah, it was so.

[Cam]

I know that's right. And then the whole. And I said, yeah, hey, I told you, I took. That's wrong.

[Peyton]

That is. That. That might be a top tier story. That is hilarious.

[Cam]

It was. It was the greatest moment of my whole life.

[Peyton]

You know that that reminds me of. It raises a question for me because you said that there was two options of plunges, right? L. The one with the holster and the one that just bare out.

[Cam]

And both punctures are the same.

[Peyton]

Right. But one has the holster, like the.

[Cam]

Little thing you putty.

[Peyton]

I. Isn't it disgusting to get one without the Caddy? Pretty gross. That's disgusting.

[Cam]

I bought one without the cat. I literally bought. That cat is $7 more for a plastic thing. I said, I'm pretty sure I can find something to stick it into the house.

[Peyton]

No. Okay.

[Cam]

So frugal.

[Peyton]

So did you find something or is it just on your bathroom floor?

[Cam]

No, it's just on the floor.

[Peyton]

Isn't that gross? Okay. When you plunge something, like, you're plunging. It's all in there, right? You got paper, you got matter, you got water. It's. And you're just. You're just using. You're making a. You're making a soup.

[Cam]

Oh, I'm yearning for a turning. Oh, boy. Oh. Oh, God. We can cut the cameras now.

[Peyton]

You're plunging, right? You're making a soup of yourself. You're making a self soup.

[Cam]

Self plunge soup, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah. Now. Now tell me your routine. I didn't punch you on. On regular days.

[Cam]

Regular plunge.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So you're making yourself soup, right? All the matters on top of it, right.

[Cam]

Quit.

[Peyton]

It's a disgusting rubber being that you have.

[Cam]

Oh, my God, the corn is so intact.

[Peyton]

And so then you, like. It works, right? Are you immediately just taking the plunger out, hitting it on the side and putting it down? Are you washing that thing around?

[Cam]

I do. I do that with the scraper, too. The toilet cleaner. But really plunger. I'll literally sit there in multiple. Like multiple plunges after everything's gone. Because that's now clean water.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

From your septic.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So clean water as much as I can. Now that one. I wasn't trying to clean water as much as I can.

[Peyton]

Clean water.

[Cam]

Push me down.

[Peyton]

Whoa.

[Cam]

Why are they purple, man? But no, no. Clean the water multiple times. And then you take it on the wooden stick and you hit the brim. You got to like. Ah, that hurt. You go and like, flick it all off.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Rotate a little bit. Then you set it down.

[Peyton]

Okay. How you ever had a plunging experience? And we'll get off of this. I'm sorry. It's ysk. You know what we do? You ever had a plunging experience where it just would not work?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

What do you do in that? You're at. You're at the. You're at the base. You're at the toilet for about 10 minutes, right. And it's still not working.

[Cam]

At what point do you want to know mine honestly?

[Peyton]

Do you honestly sit there and figure it out until it's done, or do you.

[Cam]

Mine was the. It was the first time I ever clogged a toilet, and it wasn't at my house. Is that my friend's house? And I had to go get their parents to unclug my. Unclog my shit because I didn't know how to work a plunger. I was sitting there just getting a stiff jab, so I was like, yeah. Literally crunching poop with the plunger. And I had to go get my friend's mother.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

To come in, look at my. And plunge it herself. And I went, thank you.

[Peyton]

That's a misdemeanor.

[Cam]

Yeah. I could have went to Juvia.

[Peyton]

Do you think you'll be that. That parent to Malachi's friends?

[Cam]

No. Okay. Yes, I will help them, but I will teach them. She just did it for me.

[Peyton]

You look at you.

[Cam]

I have forever guilt because of her. I have trauma because of what she did.

[Peyton]

You'll look at Malachi's friends?

[Cam]

I will look at my son's friend.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And I will help him with the poop. But I'm going to. I'm literally gonna put his hands on the plunger.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

Teach him.

[Peyton]

That's weird. That's. Don't do that. That's weird. Don't do that.

[Cam]

Strange. Because it's happened.

[Peyton]

Don't do that.

[Cam]

Did you. Okay. Did y' all ever have a friend that their dad, like, was close with your family and they, like, like, taught you?

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Really?

[Peyton]

No. I know. You think my parents let anybody. Other parents to teach me anything.

[Cam]

That's true. No, not like a T, but like, they were just like. Like, if you had a question, they're not gonna be like, oh, like, they're gonna tell you.

[Peyton]

I've never. I don't think I've ever asked anybody else's parents a question as a kid. I don't trust you.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

I was like, I don't know you.

[Cam]

What'd you call your friend's parents when you were young?

[Peyton]

Mr. And Mrs. Last name?

[Cam]

God, man. One time. I didn't know my. My friend's last name for years, and I literally said Ms. Connor's mom.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Not some little kid.

[Cam]

Yeah, it was bad. It was bad. I didn't know how to. I didn't know how to approach her, and I didn't want to call her Alison.

[Peyton]

Speaking of things that like, look like and make you. This is just a friend question, and I don't know if it's in my older age while I'm doing this.

[Cam]

Depending on my answer, it could be you ever.

[Peyton]

I'm onto this matcha train now. I.

[Cam]

It is crazy. You brought that up. Yeah, I have just.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Within this same week, really just tried a matcha for the first time ever. We were at Target.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I got one. First time ever we got matcha. They sold matcha at Target.

[Cam]

They had a starbs in the Target.

[Peyton]

Oh, you got a little starbs.

[Cam]

I got a little targ. Stars.

[Peyton]

Machi.

[Cam]

Yeah, yeah.

[Peyton]

Did you. Do you like it?

[Cam]

Okay, now, this is pure ignorance. I did not know. It was like. Act like. Like greens.

[Peyton]

I don't know.

[Cam]

I didn't know.

[Peyton]

No, I still don't know.

[Cam]

What.

[Peyton]

You don't know what match is?

[Cam]

I don't know. It's a green goo and then they put it in a glass with ice and put other.

[Peyton]

And to be honest, I don't know the benefits of it. I really don't know what I'm drinking or why I'm drinking.

[Cam]

I have no clue. I know it's a very big trend going. Grab your match. You wanted to matcha. It was. Mine was fire, dude.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

Okay, but what did you have, though?

[Peyton]

Matcha.

[Cam]

No, but what'd you have?

[Peyton]

Matcha.

[Cam]

What was with it? Prick. You had a glass of iced matcha. That's all you had?

[Peyton]

Yeah, I ordered a.

[Cam]

More hair on your chest than me.

[Peyton]

Wait, what do you mean?

[Cam]

I had a purple lavender oat milk with sweet cold foam.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, I didn't. I said gas. I literally went up to the lady. First of all, as a black man in America, I don't feel safe ordering a matcha in store. Let me put that out there. Let me. Let me be honest. Let me be honest. I went into one. I went into one of these urban. Oh, I can't because I felt it. I went into the city because that's where they sell matcha. I went into the city and I walked into this new, like, hippie dippy coffee place. Now, Pierce would have been in heaven. Like, I'm saying, like, it was nothing but Lucas, Luke, Casey's little dirty Air Force ones.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. The dirty Air Force. Oh, God.

[Peyton]

I'm gonna say, there's nobody. There's nobody.

[Cam]

Piercer and panting at the front door.

[Peyton]

Yeah, there's nobody in that establishment. I could have dapped up like. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. I walked in, and you would have thought I was going in to rob the place. I saw some people tuck their purse, head snaps. And I was like, I just want to try Yalls native drink the matcha. I go up there.

[Cam]

Someone's in the back. We don't keep the money in the teller. No.

[Peyton]

No. Like, the looks that I got.

[Cam]

Like, what the.

[Peyton]

You know me, Kinder Scott necklaces I saw get tucked. It was unbelievable.

[Cam]

So many birthstones just went under the clothes.

[Peyton]

So many golden gooses got tied extra tight. They're about to run. I order this. I. I go up to the thing, and she doesn't say, hey, yeah, what can I get for you? She was like. She's like this. And I go, hey, I saw this on TikTok. It looks okay. Y' all got the. Y' all got matcha here? She goes, yep. And I go, I'll take one matcha.

[Cam]

You go, I'll take one matcha. And then. Side of no attitude, please.

[Peyton]

Yeah, and then. And then she goes. And this is the part I think might be a little partial. She goes, you know, it's got milk in it right now. That has to be racist.

[Cam]

That's. That's racism. There's no other way to go about it. That's racist.

[Peyton]

She was like, you're lactose, aren't you? And the was right.

[Cam]

Isn't that the best sometimes?

[Peyton]

No, it's not.

[Cam]

Don't even know it. Is not the act of racism the correct. Pants out. God, sometimes it's funny.

[Peyton]

Boy, when stereotypes work out, I'm like.

[Cam]

Ah, we don't gotta go to the pool. We don't. He doesn't know how to swim. But I'm saying, if someone else assumed that of him, it fits. It's Cinderella. I'm saying, because we don't. He doesn't swim. Saying if someone else said that, it'd be funny because, yeah, he hates the pool, but it's not because he's black.

[Peyton]

Yes. Whenever. Whenever I caught CJ Snapchatting his cousin, I was like.

[Cam]

Exactly. He said, steve never turned that ring light on for a selfie.

[Peyton]

And Robbie's like, so what.

[Cam]

Hell, tell Janet I said, hey, that was genuine upsetness. Yeah. Oh, man.

[Peyton]

That's actually my whole story. I just got profiled at the monster store. That's it. That was my whole story. And she was right. I said, yeah, can I get soy? I said, God. He said, yeah, you know, bro, you.

[Cam]

Know, I know you chuckled at least. You had to, like, it's not right. We're not in, neighbor.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's so funny, man. You should know. Podcast this episode is brought to you by a personal favorite of ours, seatgeek.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Yeah. I actually use SeatGeek to get the tickets.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

I'm going to that.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Now, on to the rest of the episode.

[Cam]

Okay, it's time to buckle in.

[Peyton]

All right, buckle me in for one.

[Cam]

Of the greatest questions I've ever seen. Okay, I saw this on Twitter. I believe it was picture. I don't know why PGA is on my timeline. I'm not even good at pop stroke. I'M not even good at putt putt.

[Peyton]

Or topgolf, but I'm getting drastically better at topgolf.

[Cam]

I don't.

[Peyton]

I'm better than you at topgolf. I am better than Cam at topgolf.

[Cam]

So let's. Let's put an asterisk right when we play block party, where you score anywhere. You are better because you hit the ball 39ft and it goes into one of the first big holes.

[Peyton]

Sorry.

[Cam]

That I use when papa is striking them at 145 miles an hour to 110 miles an hour, 130 yards out, but I'm landing in nothing. Yeah, you're.

[Peyton]

So. You're better. You're penalizing me for using strategy.

[Cam]

Like how you said that.

[Peyton]

You're penalizing me for using strategy. Yeah.

[Cam]

Why don't I just pick the ball up and go?

[Peyton]

Well, because that's. That's not a. That's not golf. Okay, how about this? We're doing ysk unplugged right now. We just did putt putt. Let's do topgolf. Why? Stay unplugged. Okay. All right, let's do that.

[Cam]

Patreon.

[Peyton]

Let's do it for money. $5,000.

[Cam]

Get. Don't have that. No, I can't. Sorry. No, no, no, no. I'm out. I'm out. I'll do it for five bucks in 30 push ups.

[Peyton]

5,000 of my purse of the month. 5,000 a year. Purse for the month.

[Cam]

No. Nope. I go, no, that's not worth it at all. Can't do it.

[Peyton]

Can't.

[Cam]

I can't put that up. Risk. So.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

No. How about a bucket of beers and a $30 reloadable game card?

[Peyton]

Okay. We're gonna do topgolf anyway.

[Cam]

Okay, so this question. Don't know why the PGA posted it, but it was a tweet from PGA official page.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Genuinely one of the greatest questions I've ever seen.

[Peyton]

Ask me a daddy in a 1v1.

[Cam]

Challenge, right on a track. A hundred meter dash between Usain Bolt. Oh, it's so good, boys. And Joey Chestnut. But when the flare in the gun goes off, each contestant has to fully eat one hot dog. Then they can take off. Who crosses the finish line first.

[Peyton]

Let me break this down to a science, because that's a fantastic question.

[Cam]

Fantastic question.

[Peyton]

So 100 meter dash between the fastest man in the world. The fastest eater in the world, but you got to start with eating a hot dog. Joey Chestnut is a glizzy gladiator.

[Cam]

He is the goblin.

[Peyton]

My Hero, Right, My hero. Sometimes I show my girl some film.

[Cam]

You see, I just dipped it in the water.

[Peyton]

I don't have a girl, man. Okay.

[Cam]

Oh, man. God. 174 is a. Oh, man.

[Peyton]

So I think that's an easy. I think that's my bleeding. You're fine, relax.

[Cam]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Peyton]

You're fine. There's nothing going on. I think it's easy.

[Cam]

I think Usain Bolt clears no shot at all.

[Peyton]

So Joey Chestnut can absolutely throw that hot dog in less than two seconds, right? Yeah. Usain Bolt probably 35 to 40 seconds. We'll get that hot dog nut, Peyton. No, that's an exaggeration. Probably 10 seconds he gets that hot dog done.

[Cam]

I'll give you. I'll give you 12 to 12 if he's literally like very, very hard.

[Peyton]

Okay, let me be honest. 10 seconds. I'm gonna give Joey. I'm gonna give Usain Bolt 10 seconds.

[Cam]

10 seconds.

[Peyton]

He can clear that hot dog in 10 seconds. Joe to Joey Chestnuts one, right?

[Cam]

Sure.

[Peyton]

To two. I'll say. Two seconds.

[Cam]

Joey. He's clocked. The fastest ever is 1.2 seconds.

[Peyton]

Okay, so one second, right? For a hot dog.

[Cam]

Crazy to say out loud.

[Peyton]

So Joey Chestnut can clear a hot dog in one second. Usain Bolton cleared in 10. Now look, you give Joey Chestnut an 11 second head start on a hundred meter. That's not enough. Joey Chestnut is thick.

[Cam]

I would argue that's enough. No, sir, he's an average male in his 40s. It's a hundred meters. We're not doing a mile.

[Peyton]

100 meters, Cam. Can you say. And with that pressure on. With that pressure on, I think Joey Chestnut falls halfway through.

[Cam]

No shot.

[Peyton]

You ever seen an unathletic person try to sprint? They are falling.

[Cam]

They fall forward. They always roll forward.

[Peyton]

He's definitely hitting one of these.

[Cam]

I think Joey could literally coast at about 75% of his speed and then run for the hills once he gets to the close to the end and beat Usain Bolt. Do you understand it takes Usain probably 4ish. 4ish seconds to hit a stride. So Joey's done. He's crossed the line.

[Peyton]

Joey is not. What do you think Joey Chestnut's 100 time is?

[Cam]

It's. It's probably grossly, it's probably bad.

[Peyton]

Guess. Just give me a number.

[Cam]

For an average man in his 40s.

[Peyton]

Joey Chestnut that eats for a living.

[Cam]

To run, but he also gets stomach pumped for a living. He's a champion.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's me.

[Cam]

You're all up at that point that's.

[Peyton]

Like BBL, no BBL, BBL, no BBL, bBL, no BBL all day. You can't do that. It's not good for your insides and you can't run after that.

[Cam]

You will fail. You will topple, I think from goal line to goal line, Right. I think Joey Chestnut can easily get it in about, I don't know, maybe 20 seconds.

[Peyton]

No, no Joey Chestnut, brother. Do you know how his quickest time is? 25 seconds. His quickest 100 meter dash would be 25 seconds.

[Cam]

Where the are you? You a scout? You just pull that from his quickest. It was 26 in 28.

[Peyton]

Because me, if I tried to run a 100 meter dash right now at how old am I? 26 years old. 2:30 unathletic, right?

[Cam]

You'd get in about 12 seconds.

[Peyton]

No, it would take me 18 seconds to finish 100 meter dash right now. 100 meter dash right now would take me 18 seconds.

[Cam]

Exactly.

[Peyton]

So Usain Boltz is nine seconds. It takes me.

[Cam]

You think it would take you, a.

[Peyton]

26 year old man? It would take me like 15 to 19 seconds to finish a 100 meter dash. Joey Chestnut's 45, Cam. It's going to take him at least 25 seconds.

[Cam]

Peyton, you have no faith in yourself. You have so little self esteem. It's unbelievable.

[Peyton]

Cam, at Dreamcon basketball game, I almost called the paramedics.

[Cam]

That's a back and forth and back and forth and jump and bump and bump and hit and bump and hit. Big Bruce from Hasan. Pump, bump, hit, jump.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

That's a lot.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You're literally running in a straight line for 100. 100 meters.

[Peyton]

Cam, I would tear my PCL in quad if I tried that.

[Cam]

Peyton, you are 6, 7.

[Peyton]

Yes. Catch a stride. Yeah.

[Cam]

And hold onto it for eight seconds, Cam.

[Peyton]

And you're done. I literally saw you run around the topgolf parking lot the other day.

[Cam]

You saw me jog, sprint and it.

[Peyton]

Looked like a kangaroo that just woke up from a tranquilizer.

[Cam]

Exactly.

[Peyton]

It was like, is that thing completely cohesive right now? That right there.

[Cam]

I'm so confident in our abilities. That is something I would easily put money on. For me to finish 100 meter dash.

[Peyton]

In 18 seconds after eating a hot dog.

[Cam]

Are you sure?

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

You're crazy.

[Peyton]

Usain Bolt.

[Cam]

The whole thing. 18 seconds, no shot.

[Peyton]

Usain Bolt clears Joey Chestnut.

[Cam]

I think you are grossly. First off, you give.

[Peyton]

You can give Usain Bolt two hot dogs and he's gonna clear Joey Chestnut. Joey Chestnut. We've never seen him do anything athletic.

[Cam]

I think you grossly underestimate how long it's or over. No, underestimate how long or how quick you think it's going to take Usain to eat that hot dog. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Usain Bolt is 64, right? Something like that.

[Cam]

6, 5.

[Peyton]

6, 5.

[Cam]

That doesn't mean you can just start chewing. It's gone.

[Peyton]

Yes, you can.

[Cam]

No, it doesn't.

[Peyton]

Cam, I've seen you throw the hot dog in under four seconds.

[Cam]

No, you haven't.

[Peyton]

Yes. Oh, dude, you just did it to me last weekend.

[Cam]

I. I am venturing.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Usain Bolt takes bare minimum, right? 15 seconds to complete the hot dog.

[Peyton]

Oh, you're insane. Which one? Average size. Glizzy.

[Cam]

Can someone go to the. Go, go, go buy a hot dog right now? I'm gonna see how fast you need it.

[Peyton]

I literally ate a hot dog at your house on the fourth of July that I had to make myself an air fryer. Yep. See on Patreon for the wise kid court.

[Cam]

Yep. And the final verdict.

[Peyton]

We had, we had literally no representation. No representation. Not an ounce. Actually not a drop. Drop of representation. Anyway, I want to see what they have to say in the comments.

[Cam]

Joey Chestnut wins that.

[Peyton]

No, sir.

[Cam]

He hundred percent does.

[Peyton]

An average Joey Chestnut doesn't even beat me in that.

[Cam]

So an average runner.

[Peyton]

Cam, I don't.

[Cam]

Fastest eater.

[Peyton]

It's fine.

[Cam]

Fastest.

[Peyton]

I'm just saying Joey Chestnut can't beat me.

[Cam]

It. It takes. It would take Usain Boat longer to eat the hot dog than it would for Joey to, like, run the hundred.

[Peyton]

Okay, okay. We'll see what they say in the comments right now. Put in the comments right now. What you think?

[Cam]

Shout out PGA and let us know. Please tell me you think one that Joey Chestnut clears easily. Idiot.

[Peyton]

Speaking of food. Right.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

I got into this thing. I was high, right?

[Cam]

No, that's nice.

[Peyton]

And one of the things I start to like to watch whenever I'm a little inebriated, a little treached in my bed, I like watching Yu Gi. Oh, no. Master Chef or the Top Chef, whatever. The one with Gordon Ramsay. Which one is that?

[Cam]

Master Chef.

[Peyton]

There's a bunch. Kitchen Nightmare. Master Chef. Hell in the Kitchen. Hell's Kitchen. Who's gonna win the Kitchen?

[Cam]

Hell's Kitchen used to be gas.

[Peyton]

Okay. But MasterChef, I like watching MasterChef.

[Cam]

Or they hand out the apron. Yes, yes.

[Peyton]

Okay. But then maybe it's because of the state of mind I was in. I started thinking, dude, how?

[Cam]

How what?

[Peyton]

Not only how did they learn to cook? That's fine. But, you know, the whole point of the show is to make a dish, and then these top chefs taste it. Yeah. How do you get the skill of knowing what tastes good and what doesn't? Do you know what I mean? How do you become the gatekeeper of taste?

[Cam]

Yeah. Like, how do you know? So you're saying.

[Peyton]

Because that's subjective, isn't it?

[Cam]

I use my tongue and like something and then know the masses will follow.

[Peyton]

Exactly.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And to be the. To be ranked as the person to test out all chefs. I'm the gatekeeper of all chefs because I know it tastes good because. Oh, whoa, whoa.

[Cam]

You're talking about Gordon Ramsay, the guy with the glasses and the bald guy.

[Peyton]

All the judges.

[Cam]

Oh, no, you're tripping. I'm not even talking about the actual. The people cooking, competing. They're judges for a reason.

[Peyton]

No, I'm saying. But how do you get to that point?

[Cam]

Experience. That's all it is.

[Peyton]

But where do you learn? Okay, now, because food tastes different to everybody, right?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

So I'm saying, just because they like it, why are they the gatekeepers?

[Cam]

Because how do they.

[Peyton]

And how do we know that they are the good tasters?

[Cam]

Because of experience.

[Peyton]

Experience of what?

[Cam]

Tasting. Of doing it.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I know I could find someone at £600, and they're not gonna let them on that panel. And I'm sure they've tasted.

[Cam]

Yeah, they've tasted a lot, but not of that level of cuisine or whatever.

[Peyton]

But how do you. But how do you know what I'm saying?

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Play with me.

[Cam]

Disagree with you now.

[Peyton]

No, but you're not. Like, you're not. You're going to a different point.

[Cam]

I do get it. They are allowed to be the gatekeepers, right. Because of experience and because their expertise in the field.

[Peyton]

But how do you become an expertise on taste when taste is subjective?

[Cam]

Because taste is subjective, but they have tasted and cooked, I would argue, of every food category there is on the earth and been successful in it. Okay, so someone has to be the gatekeeper. So who better?

[Peyton]

So somewhere along the line, they got an expensive dish. Right. At somewhere along the line of their. Their process, their journey to becoming the top people in the world of taste.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

They were handed an expensive dish. Did somebody tell them, hey, this is. This tastes good?

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Then how do they know? What if it did not taste good to them? But the people before them saying, hey, this is what's supposed to taste good?

[Cam]

I feel when you're that level of. When you're that high up in the industry, you enjoy the tastes for what it is. You'll, of course you'll still have. Maybe you're no mushrooms, whatever. But I feel like there's not too many things that they're just like, ah, no, no. Like, they eat everything. I feel like that's low key requirement if you want to be a chef, you gotta kind of know how pretty much everything tastes.

[Peyton]

I'm saying. But you're not understanding what I'm saying. You're genuinely not.

[Cam]

Yes, I am.

[Peyton]

Is he understand. Because I'm saying, how do you become, like, at what point do you.

[Cam]

Are.

[Peyton]

Are you able to differentiate good and bad of. Of these top cuisines? You know, I'm saying somebody had to tell you this is what's good, because they didn't. There's no way all them formed the same opinion.

[Cam]

Yes, they can definitely do that.

[Peyton]

And so now every top Chef in the world has the same opinion of specific dishes. Like, it doesn't make sense to me.

[Cam]

You can. Deb, you. You definitely can form the same opinion of someone else. And when you taste something, if you and me both, if we just ate burgers every day of our life.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

We would eventually be like, ah, that burger kind of sucked. That one didn't have much of this.

[Peyton]

That we do. We. We do. Right?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

I could say, like, say I, like, I was becoming this master burger taste tester. Right. I love McDonald's.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

I hate Burger King.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

But that does not mean just because, like, at what point does my opinion become right? You know what I mean? At what point does their opinion become right?

[Cam]

I see what you're saying, but without saying, I can't, like, like, that's what I'm saying. I think someone just has to be that. And I, I would like, I would trust Gordon Ramsay's taste palette over yours.

[Peyton]

Why?

[Cam]

Every day of the week.

[Peyton]

Okay, but why?

[Cam]

Because experience.

[Peyton]

Experience of.

[Cam]

And wisdom in that field of food, of cuisine.

[Peyton]

You're not answering my question.

[Cam]

Yes, I am.

[Peyton]

I said, at what point does your opinion become.

[Cam]

That's what I'm saying. At a certain point, just a level of. It's not like, oh, a year 20, they're master. It's just like, they've been doing it for so long.

[Peyton]

But what. So if I eat burgers every day.

[Cam]

I would trust your opinion on burgers after years.

[Peyton]

But I hate Burger King. It doesn't matter. Regardless of how long I'm doing it, Burger King could be the best burger. I just, to me, I don't like it.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

So when do I become the guy that says, okay, Burger King is just not good. And now everybody has to be like, all the top people that have been doing it long enough has to be like, yeah, Burger King's not good. You know what I mean?

[Cam]

Yeah, but I, I mean, they probably, they also probably have degrees in food. Didn't think about degree in food Culinary arts.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but at what point is the opinion become fact? That's what I'm saying. When does opinion. I don't take over.

[Cam]

I don't think opinion is ever fact. But opinion is heavily reliable. I think that's the difference. It's not fact, but it's like if Gordon Ramsay's saying it, it's, it's got to be good.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Or it's got to be, because I don't, I don't think anything like that could ever be factor.

[Peyton]

I want to know what people think. I don't, I don't. I, I, I, I, I got to see what the people think.

[Cam]

Yeah. I mean, I would. I'm listening to Gordon Ramsay 100%.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

100%. I don't give a fact, fiction, or anything. I'm going to trust his taste palette over years.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Just as I would trust you to tell me how to set up a podcast over his. You've done it longer.

[Peyton]

But there's people that know more about me, and I'm. But there's no way to say because. But that's not subjective.

[Cam]

I know, but in terms of subjectiveness, Gordon Rams has got to be at the top.

[Peyton]

But there's Gordon. Like, I've been to his kitchen. I didn't really, like, wasn't good.

[Cam]

Because you, you haven't even, you haven't even opened that palette yet.

[Peyton]

It was cheap. The kitchen is cheap. I've been to Michelin Star. Yeah, but it's bad food.

[Cam]

It's not bad. You can't to say that.

[Peyton]

You're just. You bought a T shirt at the game show. Yeah, you did. You took a picture in front of the force.

[Cam]

The big surprise is the bass. Is this looks like dandy split flop. No, that's a. I mean, I do hear what you're saying. Like, how can your opinion exactly be the status quo? I get that.

[Peyton]

It's weird.

[Cam]

To me, it's got to be based on wisdom.

[Peyton]

It must have been just a super high thought, cuz in my mind I was like, I cracked it.

[Cam]

Yeah. I was about to say when you, you were probably hearing three different counter arguments, and it was. I Was.

[Peyton]

I was like, dude, that salmon tastes like.

[Cam]

You go. But he says it is good, so, my God, he's. He's affecting my taste.

[Peyton]

It's like, that's good. Now it's like this. This. This sous chef could have just made the best salmon in the whole entire world. But just because Gordon said he doesn't like it, no one's ever gonna taste the best salmon in the world. Yeah, dude. I was like.

[Cam]

I was like, rob, we gotta call.

[Peyton]

Yeah, dude, I'm so. I was freaking out. It was really good. It was really fun for me.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. You want to talk about freaking out? You said this. This is another ludicrous thing that happened during my week. So I believe it was 3ish days ago. It was the second day we came back from the studio, got back home, took care of the kid, whatever, blah, blah, blah. And before we sat down to watch Love island, my wife was like, hey, I'm gonna shower and do my whole skincare routine. So I said, oh, daddy's gonna jump on the video game for a good little 30 minutes. I'm just gonna run in there and play until I can.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Okay, yeah.

[Peyton]

God bless you.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

30 minutes?

[Cam]

I go, I got two games. Come on. I jump in there and I'm playing the game called the finals. Okay, yeah, fun game.

[Peyton]

Cool.

[Cam]

I get on there, and I didn't tell anybody I was on because I knew I had 30 minutes. So I'm playing, and when you have 30 minutes, every thing counts, right? Right. Everything counts. So I am playing, and without being rude, I have a horrendous teammate. Okay, now from when desean and our friends were here, he left the headset plugged into my controller.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

And I always have it on. But when he had it on, he was talking to people in game chat, I always have it muted up.

[Peyton]

So you don't want to talk to anybody.

[Cam]

I don't talk to anybody.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

My game chat's on in case I ever want to. I don't talk to him because I haven't muted up. So I start literally talking as if no one can hear me.

[Peyton]

Oh, you said the Slurpee.

[Cam]

Oh, no. Jesus. Really?

[Peyton]

I'm sure when that office door close, you get it. You get it going. Especially on a bad cod game.

[Cam]

I do not get it going at all.

[Peyton]

13 year old can say different.

[Cam]

No speak. Here we go. No, no.

[Peyton]

Xbox 360 cameras going crazy.

[Cam]

No, no, no.

[Peyton]

Oh, dude, those Xbox 360 chats. Oh, my God. I would just go on Preston's and listen, I'll be like, oh my God.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, it was rough. It was. Oh. So I'm talking as if no one knows I'm talking, right? And I start saying along the lines of this. I mean, this is actually exactly what I said. I go, holy sh. Is that your first day? Like, God. And I'm just. I'm uptight.

[Peyton]

I know.

[Cam]

I got literally two games. Yeah, we just worked. I drove in an hour and a half of traffic and I'm like, get to play. And this kid's awful and I'm losing. Tell me why. I see the little icon for his voice comes up, it's like a nine year old. And he literally says, hey, actually, this is my first day. I'm Freddie from Atlanta.

[Peyton]

Oh my God. Now Fredward.

[Cam]

I changed the name obviously on the off chance he sees this.

[Peyton]

Oh, Freddy.

[Cam]

But he comes on and literally goes, this is my first day. And I'm Freddie and I'm nine from Atlanta. And I was just saying, hey, you moron, can you give some backup? I go, hey, you have a healing bee music. And I'm scre. I'm talking in the mic just as normal. And I'm being myself because I always say that. Yeah, I'm like coaching without them hearing because I'm afraid to actually tell them because I don't care that much, right? But I'm like, you got to be better. And he. This little kid comes on, bro, it is my first day and I was just like, turned off my PC.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you gotta. You gotta close it.

[Cam]

I literally turned it off in the middle. I was like, I'm just watching. And I just got up and walked out and I literally sat on my couch like this.

[Peyton]

I went. It was.

[Cam]

Dude. And I just sat there and I was like, God, I just. I just can't have much right now. I was like, God, man.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

And balls.

[Cam]

And balls.

[Peyton]

Now, on to the rest of the episode.

[Cam]

All right, as you know as well as I do.

[Peyton]

Don't tell me things.

[Cam]

I know my wife. No, you know for a fact, because we've spoke on it. My wife has started Pilates.

[Peyton]

She has started Pilates.

[Cam]

Started Pilates. She goes with her friend, and I.

[Peyton]

Think that's a cult. Like. Like. Like pickleball very much now.

[Cam]

Now Pilates gives, like, we'll trap you if you don't. If you come in and talk.

[Peyton]

Not leaving it gives. It gives a little freaky deaky bedroom time, but we're gonna work out doing it, you know what I mean? Some of the contraptions I see them doing in there, little handcuffs on the ankles.

[Cam]

Don't tell me that.

[Peyton]

I don't know. I've seen it.

[Cam]

There was a poster that said lingerie night. Pilates.

[Peyton]

No, I'm just gonna say, sign me up. You go.

[Cam]

You're sitting there. You're literally tearing muscles. You're like, oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, God. So she came back the other day, and first off, she started very weird. She goes, I'm gonna blindfold you. You have to do what I say. I said, I'll see you in there in five. Sounds great. Holy sh. T. I've been waiting on this. I said, this is hot. She goes, no, you freak. Shut up. And I go, yeah, you're right. She goes, I'm gonna blindfold you, and you're gonna get in the car and go somewhere with me. I said, absolutely not. One, don't want you to drive. Two. That's scary. Not doing it. Basically, I give her. And then she comes around to say, I was gonna take you to a Pilates class with me and you were gonna do Pilates?

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

And in that moment, right before I said, absolutely not, I thought, oh, my God, I don't know why I think of you when I'm having intimate conversations with my wife sometimes.

[Peyton]

Do you think about me in intimate moments with your wife?

[Cam]

Intimate moments? No.

[Peyton]

I've thought about you all.

[Cam]

Too much beauty in front of me. But. But intimate conversations right now, in that moment, right before I said, no, no, I said, who would be better at Pilates, me or P? And I immediately, the competitive twitch just. It went off in my mind.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

I would love to say that I think I would be better at Pilates. I think for a fact, the only thing that would hindrance my ability to be better than you is my right hip socket.

[Peyton]

There's still a tear.

[Cam]

Yeah, there's a tear. And I don't have good range of motion at all.

[Peyton]

Well, first of all, this is another thing we can do on YSK Unplugged on Patre.

[Cam]

Plug on Patreon.

[Peyton]

Now, I think not only athletically could I best you.

[Cam]

I think get the.

[Peyton]

I think optically, me doing Pilates is a lot better than you. I think optically, that's how I know.

[Cam]

You'Re a piece of. Because no one's talking about how good we look at it. I'm talking about completing the class, the proper form, and who can do it with more resistance. You're like, I'm definitely going to look sexier than you.

[Peyton]

Oh, that's. Oh, that's a guaranteed fact.

[Cam]

Panting. Yeah, hips. You're gonna be like, oh, yeah. Diamonds hitting.

[Peyton]

I'm. Have a little finesse whenever I do plates, you know what I mean? I don't even really know what Pilates is. I know there's a board that moves.

[Cam]

On wheels, so it's a lot of, like, mobility, like in holding, like, holding movements.

[Peyton]

Mobility. Who's more mobile, me or you?

[Cam]

Me.

[Peyton]

Cameron. Cameron. Cameron.

[Cam]

Overall body mobility. I'm taking me.

[Peyton]

Cameron, you. You have to. You have to, like, really get back going after a long flight.

[Cam]

If you tucked your chin, you could roll as long as you wanted to. There's so much curve in your back, you could literally just take off.

[Peyton]

Like, that means I'm bendy.

[Cam]

No, no, that means you're. No, that is not bendy. That is rolly mobility.

[Peyton]

Okay. I'm way more mobile than you. I can touch my toes.

[Cam]

Touch your toes right now. Touch your toes. No. Bend in your leg. Okay, easy.

[Peyton]

What are we doing?

[Cam]

You can't name something that I Can't do.

[Peyton]

There is a thing that I used to be able to do. I can't do it anymore. I'm trying to get my dad's shoulders exactly. The thing where you go that actually just hurt.

[Cam]

Oh, I'm so far.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Maybe not. No, I'm not gonna stress. We'll call that a try.

[Peyton]

I sit like this comfortably all the time.

[Cam]

I just don't do that because it squeezes my nuts.

[Peyton]

As I'm getting older, I think I have a little nuts, and I think that's why I get so many compliments on the length. Because, like, it's like a small backdrop that they're working with. Because I look at it sometimes, I'm like, that's not that big. It's not impressive. But I think it's because I got a little. Yeah, it's like, you're lying to me, and I appreciate it, man.

[Cam]

Preferred to have smaller nuts. No, I'm saying if they work the same, you have the same output and the same genetic offspring, yet your thing looks longer.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but sometimes they unfold. Sometimes I'm like, oh, wow, they're. There's more there.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No, you haven't.

[Peyton]

I'm like, Mr. Elastic.

[Cam]

No, you have it.

[Peyton]

I got what you have.

[Cam]

Early onset elephantitis. They say if your nuts fold and unfold by the time you're 40, they're going to be the size of peaches.

[Peyton]

Is that a fact?

[Cam]

You're gonna have to wear a size 39 pant.

[Peyton]

I got Georgia peach nuts.

[Cam]

You can fit in a 32. You're gonna have peaches.

[Peyton]

Where'd you learn that? Who learned you that way?

[Cam]

One.

[Peyton]

Oh, you got.

[Cam]

I'm just kidding. Okay. To hell with Pilates. Yeah, that just turned to. You got small nuts, but I love it.

[Peyton]

Isn't it crazy the lengths will go to. Huh?

[Cam]

Oh, my God. I. I would definitely be.

[Peyton]

Let's do Pilates, and then we can rank it, see who would do better.

[Cam]

We'll do that on the Koala Club as well. Click the second link in the description. Join the Quality Club. Yeah, we have to have like, a.

[Peyton]

Like a judging, a judgment system of optics. I clear that one, we might as well just scratch that one up, bro.

[Cam]

You're gonna show up in a beater, and you just win.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

My name's Peyton. I'm a show off. My cap shoulders, my dove tattoo. I'm wearing some short shorts, and my balls kind of bulge, and you can read my scripture on my thigh. Jesus. And I'm gonna show up looking like a 2008 point guard. My shorts are gonna be big. I'm gonna have a sweatband ready to go.

[Peyton]

Your shirt, your shirt, your shirt.

[Cam]

Me being a normal person will appeal to more than you being a sex cop.

[Peyton]

Your shirt's tucked in. So whenever you go outside. Pentasive.

[Cam]

No, no, that hit too hard. That was way too real, bro. No, don't do that to me. No, I don't know.

[Peyton]

I literally.

[Cam]

I do that.

[Peyton]

I know.

[Cam]

I do that, though. You're supposed to make jokes about me. I. I do that. When I do Dumbbell Bench, I literally go. You literally tug it. So when I kick up the weights and I go back, my fa's not. Don't you on me. You're another grown man. Don't on me. I used to.

[Peyton]

You. You. You. My mic.

[Cam]

No, that definitely used to happen. I used to wear a compression shirt in the pool. Oh. And in all honesty, it's even worse because I would wear a white one, and it becomes skin tight. It literally shows my hips and my pink fluorescent nipples. So I go from a kind of little. A little chubby kid. He looks like he's gonna grow some more into a attraction.

[Peyton]

Yeah, well, okay. On the opposite side, you could near see through me as a kid. Like, I took my shirt off, you could see through my spine. Like, you saw every bone I had. It was. People were like, 25 cents. They said I'd be like, I'm like this.

[Cam]

I'm like this. I'm trying to catch it up here.

[Peyton]

And you're like, oh, that'll give me some. Some food at 7. 11.

[Cam]

Oh, my God, man. Compressor. Shirt in the pool. Tucking my shirt in.

[Peyton]

There's nothing wrong with that.

[Cam]

There's not. Hell, I relate with y'. All.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I. I do, too. Now, optics.

[Cam]

What else would it be? It'd be the optics. Performance.

[Peyton]

Performance form.

[Cam]

Overall completion.

[Peyton]

Completion.

[Cam]

That's four. That's four criteria right there. That's solid.

[Peyton]

We already crossed off. I'm up one. Can't untuck your shit. Overall, I'll be like, untuck, untuck, untuck, untuck, untuck. You know what I mean? God forbid I get a little bit of oil on me. Oh, dude, you got a problem.

[Cam]

Houston, we have a oil up to win a YSK Unplugged Pilates Class 1. I hope you literally get a charge on you. I hope someone takes legal action.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

If you're going like this.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Pet peeve of mine.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Yeah. My mic, dude, I really.

[Peyton]

I realized that I was holding it on the base. It's okay, though. Just pull it closer to you.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's just low.

[Peyton]

Yeah, no, you're fine. It's. Oh, well, don't sit up so straight. You've actually never sat up that straight.

[Cam]

Yeah, I'll hit a gangster. That's Gucci, actually. Perfect.

[Peyton]

Was that partial?

[Cam]

That's not partial. I got it from those two hicks.

[Peyton]

You said, I'm gonna get a gangster link. Yeah, for sure. That's lit. Yeah, you did say that. You did say that. Once you're once your lean. Once your stance changed, so did your.

[Cam]

My voice and octave did not change.

[Peyton]

Yo. God, you started talking Ebonics. Yeah, you did.

[Cam]

Yeah, I said, I'm hitting gangster. I said, that's actually perfect.

[Peyton]

That's what you said. That's not what you said.

[Cam]

I said, that's lit. That's gang.

[Peyton]

What did you say? You say, oh, yeah. Oh, you say. You say, oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Cam]

I always said. I never said, nah, Gucci. That's straight.

[Peyton]

That's exactly what you said.

[Cam]

No, I didn't not.

[Peyton]

Yes, you did.

[Cam]

No, I did not. You're lying to me.

[Peyton]

Yes, you did.

[Cam]

You're lying to me.

[Peyton]

Can you. Can you acknowledge the fact that you do code switch? No, Cam, it's on camera. You code switch. It's on camera. You code switch. It's on camera. You code switch.

[Cam]

We want to talk about code switching.

[Peyton]

I don't know if you can.

[Cam]

Oh, don't even. Oh, don't get me started. Don't.

[Peyton]

Oh, dude, actually, in the documentary. In the documentary that we're going to put at the end of the tour, I have a video. I have a video of Cam code switching. We were talking. He was talking to Pierce, and he was talking to 4th camera. Cut to it. Those people. We. And then some. Some of my people come into the room. Cam's like, oh, what's up, Trip? For real. True. For real. I said, who the.

[Cam]

No, that did not happen.

[Peyton]

Cam. Yes, you do, Cam, we already know about you and you. You do. Hey, we.

[Cam]

We all do it.

[Peyton]

I don't think I do.

[Cam]

I told you. It was the two that taught me gangster lean. And they go, well, we do it. You know? Hell, if no one's looking. It ain't that harmful. They go, hell, no one's there. Who's there? Who's going to tell the story?

[Peyton]

Yeah, okay, Honestly, about. About them. I had a debate with cj But I. I think. I think you're going to agree with them because y' all code switching ebonic people. You know what I mean?

[Cam]

Stop sitting like that. Why am I not allowed to sit like this? But you can squeeze your sack back, huh? Little nuts. Worry about yourself. I sit like this.

[Peyton]

Can we compare?

[Cam]

I said, you want to compare nuts?

[Peyton]

Yeah, I know. You got little fat ones.

[Cam]

Dude, I got nice nuts, and they're, like, pink.

[Peyton]

No, dude, it's like Christmas lights.

[Cam]

It's like a plum.

[Peyton]

Yeah, dude. Really is.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's like a color. It is.

[Peyton]

No, it's a little too dark. Yeah, mine. Mine are real dark. Mine. I got separation right down the middle. What's wrong? You like them bad? No, I got ugly.

[Cam]

No, they're not ugly. Yeah, I don't. Body shame.

[Peyton]

Yeah, they're not ugly, but they're just not. Visually.

[Cam]

It's just like, whoa, that won't be.

[Peyton]

On the COVID of a magazine.

[Cam]

It's like. It's like. I wouldn't have guessed that one.

[Peyton]

It's like, oh, you really are half too dark. No, I got dark. I got dark undercarriage, partially because of.

[Cam]

The hair, partially because the DNA build up. Okay.

[Peyton]

I had an Argument with cj And I'm probably gonna. You're probably gonna agree with him now.

[Cam]

That's scary. But I'm locked in 20. That was a code switch.

[Peyton]

So I was. So I was walking in the living room, right? The TV was off. C.J. was laying on the couch watching a show on his phone.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

And I said, oh, see, what are you doing? He goes, I'm just watching TV. I said, what? That's strange, because the TV's off. Can you say you are watching TV if you're watching a show on your phone? Do you really think so?

[Cam]

Yes, because, okay, if he's watching a TV show on his phone, he's watching his phone. No one in the history of.

[Peyton]

He's watching a show.

[Cam]

No one in history ever says, I'm watching my phone. Who the fuck are you to say that? I just watched him. A phone. What are you babysitting it? Make sure it doesn't run away from you?

[Peyton]

Okay, I think the correct.

[Cam]

You're watching a show. A show is the perfect medium that y' all can't fit it.

[Peyton]

No, that's the right answer. Watching TV is watching tv. Watching tv.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

That's tv.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. We're gonna break it. Let me get a swing. But if he said, I'm watching tv.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And that show aired on television. Yeah, it's a TV show.

[Peyton]

It was made as a TV show. But you are now watching a phone show.

[Cam]

No, it's not the same as a phone show.

[Peyton]

You want. If you're watching a TV show, guess what? You're watching it on the tv.

[Cam]

You're gonna break it. You're gonna break it. No, no, no. If it's a TV show. You want to talk about being correct? A TV show. That. That is the correct thing. So you just saying I'm watching a show?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

That's still partial. Yeah, so he did a partial answer. He just did the first half. I'm watching tv. I'm watching show.

[Peyton]

I feel like I'm in the middle of pimdos.

[Cam]

I'm watching show. I'm watching tv. Yeah, they're both incorrect. You just think your partial is more than his, and I think that's a little sexist. Now, that didn't. That wasn't it. That wasn't it. That wasn't the right word.

[Peyton]

But do you understand, though, if a TV is a. Is a piece of.

[Cam]

Now, this is another thing. I think TV is a piece of you.

[Peyton]

TV's a piece of utility.

[Cam]

He didn't Say I'm watching the tv.

[Peyton]

He said watching TV is what? He said.

[Cam]

I'm watching tv.

[Peyton]

That's not tv. TV is.

[Cam]

If I.

[Peyton]

That's tv.

[Cam]

I could. No, that is a tv. That is a. Do not break that. That is a tv.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

If I watch. If I watch a show from NBC's app. That is a TV show. On NBC, they have just made it accessible via mobile.

[Peyton]

You're watching a show. TV is a television. What is this called? Stop. What's that called? What's it called?

[Cam]

Tv.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

That's a tv.

[Peyton]

What is. What is this called?

[Cam]

That's a phone.

[Peyton]

All right.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

So these two things can't be the same ever.

[Cam]

So.

[Peyton]

Right. Ever. Can these two things be the same?

[Cam]

They're not the same.

[Peyton]

Okay, so if you watching this. Am I watching tv?

[Cam]

If I want to play Tick Tock, I'm watching this.

[Peyton]

If you're watching this, what's the difference?

[Cam]

Thank you.

[Peyton]

I'm asking you.

[Cam]

There is none. If you're watching the same show.

[Peyton]

But you said these are two different things. Things.

[Cam]

You're watching it. You're watching the TV show on a phone.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Or on a tv.

[Peyton]

But you're watching TV on a TV you can only watch TV on. What?

[Cam]

No, that's incorrect.

[Peyton]

You can only watch TV on a tv. That's the whole point of it.

[Cam]

Okay, that's incorrect. That's incorrect. The super bowl is aired on live television. If you watch it on your phone, are you watching a different game?

[Peyton]

No. You're watching the football game. You're not watching TV. If you're watching the football game on the TV, you're watching TV.

[Cam]

If you airplayed TikTok to the TV, it's no longer TikTok, it's no longer mobile on that app, are you now watching tv?

[Peyton]

Short forms, is a movie theater and a television the same thing?

[Cam]

If you're watching a movie tv. I'm watching tv because it's not in the movie theater.

[Peyton]

I'm watching tv. I'm watching the movie on the tv.

[Cam]

On the tv?

[Peyton]

Yes. On tv.

[Cam]

Yeah. You can't say, I'm watching tv. You're watching a movie on tv.

[Peyton]

I'm watching tv.

[Cam]

No, you're not. Yes, you are.

[Peyton]

If you're watching a movie on this, you're watching it on that.

[Cam]

You're watching Gladiator 2 never once was a show.

[Peyton]

It's a movie on TV. So I'm watching TV and the TV is showing me a movie. I'm watching TV.

[Cam]

No, you're not. You're first off, you're literally not. What is television? What is television?

[Peyton]

Television is a. Is an equipment, a piece of equipment. A television is a piece of equipment.

[Cam]

So when you. Now, you know, you don't do that, because if you. If you were listening to music, you don't say, I'm listening to phone. You're listening to music. If you listen to it through a speaker or a tv.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but I'm on the car. But I'm on the phone.

[Cam]

You don't say, I'm listening to phone.

[Peyton]

No, I'm listening on the phone, though. I'm watching tv.

[Cam]

You talk about the subject I'm listening to, to music. Whether that's from an intercom, a speaker, a plane, a bus, boat, or a phone. You're listening to music. You're not listening to a boat.

[Peyton]

Okay, but if I'm listening to the music on a tv, what would you say? Turn off the tv.

[Cam]

Turn off the. No one in their right mind would say that. Are you out of your mind?

[Peyton]

So if you wanted somebody to turn off the tv, you would say, turn off the music. The TV will still be on, but I want the TV off. Turn off the TV now.

[Cam]

If you want the whole TV off, that's different. Because you're talking to the utility.

[Peyton]

Exactly. That's what we're all talking about, is the utility.

[Cam]

Okay. If the music was too loud, what would you say?

[Peyton]

Say, turn down the music.

[Cam]

Wouldn't say, turn down the tv.

[Peyton]

You could. You could.

[Cam]

You can't. Because you just spoke in true honesty and you said the Right.

[Peyton]

Okay, so if I was watching. If I was watching Full House, I could say, turn on the tv or I could say, turn on Full House. Right. I'm still. It's still the tv.

[Cam]

Yeah, turn down the show. Right, but all the time.

[Peyton]

But that's universal, Right, because you could be talking about a phone, you could be talking about an iPad or a tv. Those are three different things. Right. But if I say. If I'm playing. If I'm playing the show. Right. If I'm playing a show on a MacBook, on an iPad, on a phone and a TV, if I say turn down the show, that's turning out all of them.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

If I say turn down the tv, what are you turning down?

[Cam]

Only the tv.

[Peyton]

Thank you. So they're different.

[Cam]

That doesn't make the show not a show. If you're watching.

[Peyton]

I'm not saying it's not a show, but I'm saying it's a tv. You're watching tv. You can't watch TV on the phone. You can't watch TV on the phone. You can only watch tv. Yes, you can only watch tv.

[Cam]

You can point at the TV right there. Wow.

[Peyton]

Why did you play that? Point at this.

[Cam]

Because that's a phone, you dumb sack of coin.

[Peyton]

Exactly.

[Cam]

If I turned on YouTube TV, the mobile version, and I'm watching a TV show right here, you're gonna tell me I'm not watching a TV show cuz it's not on a tv.

[Peyton]

Watching a show on your phone, you're not watching tv. That. I mean, that TV is only one thing. It's this.

[Cam]

No, you're okay. But. But you. Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh, man, oh man, oh man. Let me. No, let me. Let me. Roundhouse.

[Cam]

No, don't, don't, don't. Oh, I didn't think it was. You know what's so crazy is I forecasted this in my brain earlier.

[Peyton]

I was like, somebody's going to break the tv.

[Cam]

Holy. I wish I would have said it. I didn't think you were actually going to do it.

[Peyton]

I guess I didn't break the phone, did I?

[Cam]

Episode 174 sure. Didn't that hurt?

[Peyton]

I think I'm a little bit of a hoarder because I'm emotionally attached to that TV.

[Cam]

I know you are.

[Peyton]

That TV's been here forever.

[Cam]

TV's been here from the rip. And you just said, walk the plank.

[Peyton]

Well, let's get Dr. P in. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. PM P. This episode is brought to you by. Factor. Summer is here.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Do you know what that means, Cam?

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Cam]

I'm not gonna lie. I hate to air you out, but I know you never cooked.

[Peyton]

Never.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

It's found.

[Peyton]

Find a new one.

[Cam]

It's found.

[Peyton]

Find a new one.

[Cam]

Found. I have quite. I have a lot ready. Lord.

[Peyton]

I want you to stand on one leg as we do this whole thing. Now.

[Cam]

Permission to start reading.

[Peyton]

Permission granted.

[Cam]

It might not hear me quite well.

[Peyton]

Yell it.

[Cam]

I am in the military.

[Peyton]

Who?

[Cam]

I was. I am in. No, they started wrong.

[Peyton]

You finish, you fix it. Dear Dr. Hello.

[Cam]

I am in the military and I was deployed recently. My wife and I talk every day through FaceTime.

[Peyton]

Nice.

[Cam]

But she was acting very weird and not answering my facetimes. She barely texted me back and I started to be a little suspicious. Long story short, I came home a week early to surprise her. In all. Found her making out with my co worker on our couch. We argued and I left. I ignored all of her calls and text for two days until she told me she was pregnant with our child. But no, I've been gone for seven months and she's only three months pregnant. So I stay with her for the kid. What should I do?

[Peyton]

Sit back down.

[Cam]

Thank you Lord.

[Peyton]

I like the efficiency. Speed and efficiency go short and simple.

[Cam]

Get that zest.

[Peyton]

Nice. And the synopsis. Now I don't know what a zest is.

[Cam]

Get that test. Thank you for speaking properly second time around.

[Peyton]

Say it's slow motion. Say like you're in slow motion. Get Slower. Get slower. Get. You're just going lower.

[Cam]

You're getting deeper. Not slower, you thick stone. Get that.

[Peyton]

No, you understand. Are you stupid?

[Cam]

If this is normal, you break it in half. And if you want slower, you break that in half.

[Peyton]

You're just putting more space between the words. You're saying the words at the same speed. I want the words to be drawn out.

[Cam]

Get.

[Peyton]

That?

[Cam]

Test your fluxations.

[Peyton]

How do you feel about that?

[Cam]

Stupidity. Insubordinate stone. Big car.

[Peyton]

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[Cam]

I'd love to drink it. Pupil too.

[Peyton]

May I speak?

[Cam]

Of course you can.

[Peyton]

Thank you for asking. We're. We're having some trouble here with.

[Cam]

With what we.

[Peyton]

We need to do because you don't want to have. You want to have the baby. You don't want to. That's not.

[Cam]

To her.

[Peyton]

I was actually gonna say the same exact thing as people too.

[Cam]

You are people too. No, you're not. I take that back. You've know before you. Oh, my God. If you correct me, I'll punch you in your nose. You're right. And I took my. Retracted my own statement. People want. Which is you. Yes. From the graciousness of my crack. I'm gonna give you one more chance to speak efficiently. Don't ever start with we got. Well, see, there's a lot of things that no one wants to hear it. No one wants to hear it. His time is six times more valuable than yours.

[Peyton]

7, 7, 8. 8, 9, 9, 10.

[Cam]

Speak with efficiency.

[Peyton]

11.

[Cam]

11 times. You were on the right track. Just keep it. Much love and appreciation. Pupil 1.

[Peyton]

13.

[Cam]

13 times. Don't jump the gun. 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

[Peyton]

The bear is back. The bear broke into the van again.

[Cam]

Someone get the tranquilizer. Pupil 1. Go.

[Peyton]

Clearly it's not your baby.

[Cam]

Have the baby.

[Peyton]

Stick it to her. Let her face the consequences. End of synopsis. I like the speed. Not too efficient. I like the speed. Now, here's what I like to say. Hey, brother, thank you so much for everything you do. Round of applause for our.

[Cam]

I love that so much.

[Peyton]

Thank you so much. Now, I know you look at people one and two and you say, this is the people that I'm fighting for their freedom. And I get it. There's some bad. There's some bad apples here that we don't. You know, honestly, we should really rethink.

[Cam]

We should squish it.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

The apple.

[Peyton]

Right?

[Cam]

Yes. Sorry. Lord.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

I hate that apple. Oh, that stony square apple. Oh.

[Peyton]

But I have a question about their submission. Hey, I have a question about their submission.

[Cam]

Course, Lord. Ask away.

[Peyton]

He's in the armed forces, correct?

[Cam]

Military.

[Peyton]

He's deployed. He's over there fighting.

[Cam]

Correct.

[Peyton]

How isn't a co worker somebody you work with?

[Cam]

That is true. But he could have been re. He could have been let go of his duties earlier. Purple Heart, Medal of Honor, Call of Duty.

[Peyton]

Hope.

[Cam]

I believe they were in Verdansk.

[Peyton]

No gulag there.

[Cam]

No, no gulag. Now if you lose your. Your game shuts off. It's. It actually turns off forever. Now, depending on your belief system, there might be a goulet, but if not, you could. The best analogy I could think of is not only did someone unplug the Xbox, someone burnt your house to the ground. There's no way that game ever. It's never going to turn back on.

[Peyton]

Okay, so you know that your wife was absolutely getting dicked down by your co worker.

[Cam]

She was getting cocked to face from a co worker back at home on the American side.

[Peyton]

Absolutely. Balls to the wall.

[Cam]

Balls to the throne. Throat.

[Peyton]

Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Just defiling your bride.

[Cam]

She was making pancakes. Butt naked from another man.

[Peyton]

He woke up in the morning, get up behind her, smacked, kissed her on the cheek as she was making him eggs in your kitchen.

[Cam]

Smack. That.

[Peyton]

That's grounds for killing, that is. And I don't. And I don't. I don't say you should. And I don't advise against that because you're the better person.

[Cam]

Be the bigger man.

[Peyton]

You be the bigger man and you do not. You go get that test as. As whatever the he said people too.

[Cam]

Stone.

[Peyton]

Stone. I don't like the way cubby neck is looking. I don't like the way.

[Cam]

He does look quite tense, doesn't he?

[Peyton]

And little like his upper half is so much bigger than lower right now. Like just. I think it might be the robe, but the legs coming out of it don't match the robe.

[Cam]

It's an illusion. It's a. It's a Tardis.

[Peyton]

He's built like a movie theater. It just doesn't make sense.

[Cam]

Tartis.

[Peyton]

Yeah, Something else too. Sounds like that. All I'm saying is you just. You get that test, test it. You find someone else and you move on with your life. Because you are a soldier, a warrior.

[Cam]

And we need you and we appreciate your effort.

[Peyton]

And you've gone through enough that on the count of three, everybody say that. Ready? One, two, three. Who the. Who the are you?

[Cam]

Are you lost? You're trying to be in a swimming pool.

[Peyton]

Sit the down. Sit the down.

[Cam]

Who the Is this sup?

[Peyton]

Teach him how we do it here. Teach them how we do it here.

[Cam]

Stand up, you new. You.

[Peyton]

You stupid. God. So much just popped. Take him behind the chair. Take him behind the chair.

[Cam]

Come with me.

[Peyton]

Who the. He broke into my office and he just said sup? I want you to watch left hand. Watch right hand.

[Cam]

Here, bend over proper. Nice. Now this is what you get when you do stupidity.

[Peyton]

I got to go back on tour. I gotta get on my tour bus. He has to run after me.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Thank you, grizzly pupil. Thank you, whoever you are. And to whatever happened to the incestual guy? Hope he's not touching his own people.

[Cam]

Days.

[Peyton]

Now sing my song with ferocious. Keep shaking. Oh, shake. Look at each other. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Keep going. Don't break eye contact.

[Cam]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Peyton]

Get me out of here.

[Cam]

Sing it.

[Peyton]

Dr. P. Dr. B. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. That grizzly bear has no rhythm.

[Cam]

My God.

[Peyton]

The you should know podcast. All righty. That was fun, Dr. P. That's what we had at TV.

[Cam]

Yeah. So she's. Oh, wow. So she's still. She's still hurting?

[Peyton]

No, she's passed, everybody.

[Cam]

She's in the. She's in the junkyard of electronics.

[Peyton]

Can I come up with the secret code, please?

[Cam]

Let me get you to it.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Here we go.

[Cam]

Thank you, everybody, for coming. Back to episode 174. We don't have a TV anymore, but we absolutely love each and every one of you. We just finished the first half of the long east coast run. Boston, New York, Philly and D.C. we are coming for you next. We cannot wait to see you. There's still limited tickets available. Click the first link in the Description below. You shouldnowstudios.com it's gonna have all the cities right there. Click it. Get your ticket. Bring a friend, Bring a hater. Bring your mommy. Bring your auntie. Second link in the description. The Koala Club. We talk about it. We rave about it all the time. We had an amazing koala royalty exclusive this month. Cannot wait for that to come out. We absolutely love y'. All. Y' all go join the Koala Club. See what all the hype's about. And a single person in there that don't like it. We love y'. All and confuse the casuals. Get your good karma with this week's secret code, brought to you by Daddy.

[Peyton]

P. The secret code this week is called Rip tv. Rip tv. This thing's got Malcolm lumps in it. Now.

[Cam]

Don't rub that too much. You might get a little glass.

[Peyton]

This is glass.

[Cam]

It's like a thin.

[Peyton]

This is not glass.

[Cam]

It's not glass, but it's like a thin layer like. Like a fiberglass.

[Peyton]

Not glass at all.

[Cam]

It's a fiberglass.

[Peyton]

All right, guys.

[Cam]

Never made a tv.

[Peyton]

Pierce, you got a. All right, everybody.

[Cam]

We absolutely love you.

[Peyton]

Remember, one out of ten koala bears don't make it home to Christmas. And I guess TVs don't either. We'll see you next time.

[Cam]

Yeah, no, we need a. No, we need a new one. Preferably 32 inch with a working remote. Goodbye, mom and dad. I'm growing at an alarming rate and clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim. With low prices for school at Amazon. Hope that helps Amazon spend less, smile more.