OUR GIRLFRIENDS EXPOSE US! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast

Episode 221: OUR GIRLFRIENDS EXPOSE US!

Hosts: Peyton Hardin, Cameron Kennedy
Date: June 15, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode is classic You Should Know: raw, hilarious, and deeply personal. Peyton and Cam banter about embarrassing stories, relationship confessions, and the strange encounters that fill their daily lives. The central theme revolves around vulnerability—especially when it comes to their significant others “exposing” their quirks and secrets. Expect the usual dose of unfiltered friendship, rants about life’s oddities, and a special sneak peek into a candid Q&A with Peyton’s girlfriend, Sarah, at the end.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Classic Cam & Peyton Banter: Gross Habits, Bugs, and Hotel Escapes

Timestamps: 01:44–11:40

• Peyton returns to the studio, teasing Cam for self-censoring music lyrics and critiquing his “baby” habits.
• Discussion turns gross: acid reflux, throwing up in your mouth, and the inevitable comparison between adult habits and baby behavior.
• Peyton reveals he’s dealing with potential bed bugs and termites at home, leading him to stay at a hotel (06:11). Cam roasts him:

  “You are exponentially more likely to get bed bugs at a hotel than in your own home.” (07:19, Cam)

• Cam recounts his own disaster: eating bad salami and cheese from Walmart, immediately regretting it.

  “Salami makes me feel illegal.” (10:47, Cam) “The only people that should eat salami are like 60-year-old Italians in New York.” (10:51, Peyton)

2. Tattoos of Friendship — Where’s the Line?

Timestamps: 11:40–19:22

• Peyton describes a fan who got a tattoo of him, sparking a debate:
  • Would Cam get a tattoo of Peyton? “I would never get you tattooed on me.” (13:27, Cam)
  • Peyton tries to sell the idea of best friend matching tattoos.
  • Cam draws the line:

    “I don’t put my penis in you anymore.” (15:43, Cam after explaining only his wife gets that level of commitment)

  • Peyton lists eight people he considered tattooing—none of whom he talks to now—revealing the danger of forever ink (16:04).

3. Weirdest Sights in Nashville: Party Buses and Fallen Marines

Timestamps: 20:55–25:19

• Peyton shares a bizarre Nashville street scene: a party bus with people dancing to R. Kelly featuring a mural of a fallen Marine.

  “There’s no way his family agreed to that.” (23:23, Peyton) “He did not die for 450-pound R. Kelly dancers on a bus.” (23:31, Cam)

• Both hosts reflect on how bizarre public memorials can be misused.

4. Feedback Honesty: Brutal Truth or Kind Lies?

Timestamps: 26:04–34:21

• Cam describes awkwardly taste testing a “protein donut” in front of its makers; honest feedback provokes an immediate, awkward response.
• Peyton says that, with strangers, you should always be nice; Cam insists true feedback is a kindness, not cruelty.
• This debate about honesty and social etiquette (30:14–34:21) is classic host tension.

5. Accosted about Adoption: The Strangest Street Pitch

Timestamps: 34:21–43:06

• Peyton recounts how he was stopped on the street by teenage girls with lanyards trying to persuade him to adopt a child. The pitch was direct and awkward:

  “You don’t know unless you try. Taking a kid for a trial run’s crazy.” (39:12, Peyton) “This isn’t a Chevy dealership where I can take a test drive.” (39:36, Peyton)

• Cam mocks the pressure and inappropriateness, “Put guilt-tripping a human being into adoption is a wicked, wicked business model.” (41:20, Cam)

6. Embarrassing Relationship Moments: When Moms and Ringtones Collide

Timestamps: 44:44–52:04

• Cam shares a vulnerable, cringey story: nearly being overheard by his mother during “sexy talk” with his wife while she was in the next room.
• Would you rather have your family overhear you during intimacy or have a clip of your sex talk as your ringtone for a week? Both hosts debate which fate is worse.

  “My sexy talk? Like, after the act I’ll get in the shower and be like, I can’t believe I said that.” (48:16, Peyton) “I'm like a saltine cracker.” (49:49, Cam playfully describing how mild his “sexy talk” is)

7. Animal Sound Game: Who Knows What Creatures Actually Say?

Timestamps: 56:30–63:54

• The pair attempt to imitate rare animal sounds (armadillo, koala, barn owl, peacock) with hilarious results.
• When they finally play real recordings, they’re shocked at how off (and disturbing) some animals can sound:

  “Koalas lost all cuteness.” (59:38, Cam) “That barn owl is racist... Who’s that colored owl?” (61:01–61:14, Peyton & Cam riffing on owl ‘hoots’)

8. Marine Biology: What Makes a Fish a Fish?

Timestamps: 64:08–71:04

• Delirious debate erupts over what qualifies as a fish, the function of gills, and if dolphins are closer to humans or fish. Multiple wrong answers for comedic effect.

  “Blowholes not for breathing.” (66:33, Peyton) “Blowholes—it’s like a flare gun for the back!” (66:44, Peyton)

9. Patreon Sneak Peek: Girlfriend Q&A (with Sarah)

Timestamps: 74:11–78:13

• The hosts share a sneak preview of their Patreon-exclusive Q&A with Peyton’s girlfriend, Sarah.
• Key stories: what actually counted as their first date; who said “I love you” first; and the hilarity of misremembered milestones.

  “I would never, like, leave a friend on her birthday. But they were going home... and that’s when Peyton came up.” (76:10, Sarah) “You said I love you first!... I did not mean to say it, but I said it.” (77:08, Sarah)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Bedbug Panic:
  “You said, ‘No girlfriend and one bug, I’m going to the hotel.’ Like—you are way too bored.” (07:03)
• Friendship Tatts:
  “I’m not getting you inked on me for eternity. I’d die with you on me.” (14:01, Cam)
• Protein Donut Disaster:
  “I want to preface, it’s to be expected, a protein-based product...probably a little tougher.” (28:06, Cam)
• Public Guilt Tripping:
  “Guilt-tripping a human into adoption is a wicked, wicked business model.” (41:20, Cam)
• Sexy Talk Shame:
  “That was the only time. It was like, it got out of me—I was good.” (10:33, Cam on vomiting)
• Barn Owl Voice:
  “A barn owl? Is that like Drake in Houston?” (60:15, Peyton)
• Marine Biology Fails:
  “Blowholes—they have anti-missile defense systems on their back of whales. It’s a flare system.” (66:51, Cam)
• Relationship Exposure:
  “She [Liv] exposes some things...she has no chill. I mean, it’s unbelievable.” (72:22, Cam)
• Animal Language Ignorance:
  “Wasn’t until like just now I realized I don’t know animal languages. I don’t know what animals sound like.” (52:29, Peyton)

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Timestamps — Notable Segments

• 00:00–01:25: Ads and sponsorships (skipped)
• 01:44–11:40: Bodily function stories, bugs, hotels, and the saga of bad salami
• 11:40–19:22: Tattoo debate—would you get your best friend’s face forever?
• 20:55–25:19: Nashville party bus gone wrong—Marine mural story
• 26:04–34:21: Awkward honesty—protein donuts & giving harsh feedback vs. kind lies
• 34:21–43:06: The adoption hustle on the streets of Austin
• 44:44–52:04: Sexy talk overheard—family or ringtone: which is worse?
• 56:30–63:54: The animal sound guessing game and unexpected racism of barn owls
• 64:08–71:04: What makes a fish a fish? (And why nobody here is a scientist)
• 74:11–78:13: Sneak preview—Patreon Q&A with Peyton’s girlfriend, Sarah
• 78:49–79:47: Housekeeping, tour plugs, closing remarks

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Tone & Style

This episode is rapid-fire, full of wild digressions, playful (and crude) humor, and warm-hearted vulnerability. Peyton and Cam flip between gross-out stories, philosophical debates, and painfully honest relationship confessions. Even their silliest tangents feel authentic and are peppered with running inside jokes and relentless teasing.

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For First-Time Listeners

You’ll get a strong sense of their chemistry: a best-friends-who-know-everything-about-each-other dynamic, with no holds barred. This episode is a peek into the kind of conversations you only get when you have zero fear of being truly exposed—and if you want more, their Patreon content goes even deeper (and rawer).

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Listen for:

• Hilarious and honest debates about friendship boundaries
• Absurd, but somehow relatable, personal stories
• A candid look into Peyton’s and Cam’s romantic and family lives
• Lots of animal impressions and off-the-rails laughter

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Secret Code: PBW (“Party Bus Wrong”)
(For use in the YouTube comments—see 79:15–79:22)

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Transcript

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The you should know podcast. Hey everybody. Welcome back to you should know podcast. Episode 221. We got co host Cam back in the studio.

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FDO. FDF. First day out. Dropped out the four.

[A]

Who was that?

[B]

I was trying to censor myself and it ruined the song.

[A]

You censored yourself into a straw.

[B]

You said FDOFDF first.

[A]

You sound like Ms. Frizzle Dude.

[B]

I mean, if that's not proof, there's some songs that aren't made for the radio. I mean, they don't give a flying hell. If that's on the radio. Yeah.

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Okay.

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I go, that one's good. Right?

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Let's break the fourth wall here. We had a conversation. We're like, let's try not to cuss so much within the first couple minutes. Because, like, last week's episode, it was like, use that.

[B]

Do you even use. And I was like, hot, man. I need to cool it.

[A]

Yeah. Unless you're on the Patreon link in the description below, you get everything ad free and uncensored every single episode. And a patreon exclusive. And Dr. P and our eight other shows cam. What is that money?

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It's, you know, it's not real. Is it not? No. I really wish it was. I. Dude, this is real. I'm not gonna lie. This be the first time I would openly admit to stealing from you.

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I'd literally be like, this is really.

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I would been took it. I would have been took it.

[A]

Openly admitting you've stole from me. So that means you've stolen from me when you've hit it.

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So anyway, next time. No, no, I'm saying what just happened. You just looked like my son. That is pure acid reflux.

[A]

Yeah, dude. Every.

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Okay.

[A]

Oh, dude, stop. You're. You're met. You're making me real mad. You're making me real mad.

[B]

You have acid reflux.

[A]

I know.

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That's. That's what babies do. Babies don't know anything, but they know that every time. That's what they do to get out.

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But every time I do something that I've been doing for 27 years, I'm a grown man, you go, dude, my baby does that.

[B]

That's not true.

[A]

It's so funny. My baby does what you're doing right now. I'm a dad.

[B]

What is that, third day out here?

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Dude, my baby does what you're doing. So cute.

[B]

I don't even say that I said this. I'd argue this is the first time I said. That's the first time I said that. That's the first time I've said that. What. What else do you do that? I'm like, oh, dude, Myelin does that.

[A]

No. Remember last week I threw up in my mouth and you're like, dude, I know that sounds my fault.

[B]

You're like a baby penguin. You're doing baby activities and then you're getting mad that I compared to my new baby.

[A]

What is some baby stuff that I do?

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Open your mouth one. That's the biggest vomiting in your own.

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That, Dude, I have to.

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That is beyond gross, by the way. Yeah.

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As an adult.

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Let it. Go, get it out.

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No, you.

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You audibly went, oh no, there's a chunk in there too.

[A]

Oh, no. It hits the back of my teeth and I catch it and I swish it around a little bit to see what kind of. Yeah, I'm sorry. I know some people are eating. Oh my God. Speaking of disgusting, if you see me itching my legs a lot right now, I'm itching my legs a ton. And there's a reason that CJ's not here.

[B]

Loose jeans or.

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No, I'm having my house inspected right now for bed bucks and termites. Dude, I look like I am.

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There's no.

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No, there's no.

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Oh my God.

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Right here. Boom. Here, get on that shot.

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Oh, boom.

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Right there. Back of it. Right there. Dude, there's one right here. I have to be real careful with that one.

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Oh God.

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You go.

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That could be a bite or a doctor's visit. That's something that shouldn't be that.

[A]

I have like 8 but bug bites on.

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Hey, what's up, man?

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I have eight bug bites on my legs right now, dude. I woke up with them.

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The reason I laughed is because. Guys, he's been talking about this for like two to three days.

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Yeah.

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Yesterday he was like, dude, I just. I don't know what it is, man. Are you itching? I'm itching. You itching? Like, no, I'm good, bro. Are you? I don't know. The fact they got bad enough to where you sent termite. Termites don't bite humans. Oh, termite inspectors to your home.

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Fleeing bug. Bug beds. Bedbugs fleeing bed bags.

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Bed bags flee. And if you have bedbugs in your house, you can, A, never talk about my home again.

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B, it's not my fault. It's cuz Sarah brings that dirty dog in this. In that bed.

[B]

No, Benny gives. Benny gives. Like he keeps a couple critters in his back.

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And it might be cj. Cuz CJ doesn't leave that room for about six days. Yeah, he's in there.

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Feed them. Oh, the larvae. The larvae larvester. And then he comes out to go get pizza. Yeah, we know what you do with that crust.

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So currently right now, there's bed bug inspectors at my house. So if you see me looking over at my phone, it's because I'm going to get my results.

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What? What do you. Okay, what do you do, you devil's advocate? What do you do? They go, hey, I'm so sorry, we're going to have to house you in a Hotel. You have a mass infestation.

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Yeah.

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What would you do? Same thing I did last night. I slept in a hotel.

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What?

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I stayed right down the street. I stayed right there.

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No, you did not.

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So I was here so early. I stayed right there.

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You stayed in a hotel last night?

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Yeah, I finished the game, dude. After I was done with the game, I drove downtown Dallas and I got a Hotel. Room 341 a night. Expensive hotel.

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You're so bored. You're so bored. Oh, my God. Sarah needs to come back. This man.

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Yeah.

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I say you have a house that can have a habitate. Habitat can have a house to 12 people at once.

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Yes.

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And you said, no girlfriend and one bug. I'm going to the hotel like you are. He's way too bored.

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No, I think most people would agree with me. It grossed me out too much. I was like, I don't know what's going on in here. I don't know where they're at. I feel like they're crawling in me, on me everywhere. So I'm going to a hotel.

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You understand? You are. You are like, I'm talking exponentially more likely to get bedbugs at a hotel than in your own home.

[A]

No, not the hotels I stay at.

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Yes, you are. Hotel bedbugs is like a thing, no? Yeah, it is. It is a. That's why people. Okay, first off, I don't agree with this people. With this. Was it kilt? Kint? What is that word you used to say? It was like a group of people. A cult? Not a cult.

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I don't know what you're saying. It doesn't matter. Cut from this cloth.

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No, but.

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Ilk.

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Ilk.

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There we go.

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An ilk. I do not agree with the ilk of this people. If you go to a hotel and you're bringing hand sanitizer, your own sheets, your own blankets, your own wet wipes and all this stuff, and you're doing all that just get a job at the hotel because. Why are you doing that? The whole point of a hotel is to go and stay somewhere for hopefully a night, maybe two, maybe three, and then you leave.

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Yeah.

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You're not busting down cleaning like you're a cleaning lady at a hotel. Okay? Trust that they cleaned it enough. And if you don't, you're at the wrong spot.

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Okay. Doesn't that kind of go against what you just said?

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No.

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I mean, for this. Save the bed bugs, but. No, no, no. You're more likely to get bed bugs. I've never pulled out a clorox at a hotel. I've never done that.

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So you're saying it's crazy that to escape bedbugs, I went to a bedbug ridden place?

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That's crazy. Yes. That's the crazy part.

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That's like, I don't want STDs. I'm gonna have.

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Yeah, let's go to Harry Hines, pick up a couple. No, like, that's what you did. You said one bug. Here. Let's go to a place that literally is known for bugs. That's stupid. Oh, my God. Dude. No. I have something for you.

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Okay.

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You said. Speaking of disgusting. Okay, yesterday we were at. We were at the studio. Afterwards, we left. We went to Walmart. Right. Remember the snack I got.

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Yeah, you came. Got like a. Like a granny snack.

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Okay, I got it. So at Walmart, they had that little section. It was like a little deli cup. It had some Monterey Jack cheese and some hard, hard cured salami. I said, ooh, yum. So I grabbed that. You remember how you told me not to eat that?

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Yeah.

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I threw up twice when I got. Really?

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I told you it didn't look good. Dude, it didn't look right.

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I was eating it. It was so good. The moment, I kid you not, I get to the end of the ride and I was like. I said, wow. I guess there wasn't enough calories. Oh, God. And I literally get inside. Yeah. I'm like, hey, babe. Oh, hey, Malachi. Everything. I was like, I think I go

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to the bathroom real quick.

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I was like, holy, wow, it's hot in here. She was like, I have it at 67. I said, this isn't good. And I went in the bathroom and I set to poop. And I was like, I'm like getting flustered. I literally was like, oh, wow. No, I'm going to vomit.

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You're like, wrong door.

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I'm going to vomit. This is not. This is coming up. Should be going down. Oh. Oh. Wide out. Still completely out. And I went. I violently threw up. And I literally stood up and I was like. I was like, Peyton's right.

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Yeah, was right.

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I was. Dude, it was bad.

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Dude. Thank God.

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It was like. It was so weird because that's the only time in my life I'm a very bad vomiter.

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You know that? Me too.

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The only time I'm even close to a respectable throw up is a puking rally.

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Yeah.

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If I'm. If I'm blitzed off my. I can throw up and be like, dude, where's the next spot?

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Exactly.

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But if It's a genuine sick.

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Is sicky throwy.

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We don't do it for hours. We're not. We are not good with it. That was the only time. It was like, it got out of me.

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I was good. I think it's because the quickness of it and it was the amount of food you ate. It was like literally this much cheese

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and 30 calories of. I think it's salami.

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Yeah.

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I'm not a salami guy and I don't know why I got that too.

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Salami makes me feel weird.

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Salami makes me feel illegal. It's not of us salami.

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I feel like the only people that should eat salami are like 60 year old Italians in New York.

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Oh, yeah.

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Like, you cannot be a guy from Wisconsin asking for salami.

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Wisconsin gives salami, in my opinion, a little bit.

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I'm not gonna lie. Those are the worst.

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They got a lot of cheese. You definitely know they got the meat.

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It's a salami state.

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It's a salami state.

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A place that's not Florida. You can't be in Florida asking for salami.

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We don't have salami. Florida, California, no shot. Shouldn't, but we do. I think salami's got a melting pot.

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Of what?

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Everything.

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That's what they realize.

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Oh, dude. Texas is a melting pot of everything.

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Depends on what part of Texas you're in.

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Oh, oh. Heavily depends on it. But I'm in the major cities in. Even just in the confines of the state of Texas, there's like nothing you can't find. There's nothing you can't find.

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I don't really want to keep talking about salami because you reminded me of Texas because I drove through Texas today. No, I didn't.

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No, you didn't. You didn't.

[A]

I drove through Texas.

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You drove a block, apparently.

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Yeah, I drove through Texas this weekend because I went back home to Austin, Texas. There you go. And thank you to everybody that came to the meet and greet.

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Fantastic. I got to say hi to y' all through the phone while I was driving on a highway, but, you know, at least I got to say hi.

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Yeah, I held an impromptu mean greet because I was, you know, promoting the tour and selling tickets in Austin, Texas for show June 25, and tickets are on sale right now. Sure. All the shows. But I was in Austin, Texas, my hometown, and I posted on my story that, hey, meet me at this location. Yeah, I'm gonna be at this location.

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Yeah.

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At this certain time.

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Decent turnout.

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Really good turnout.

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Turnout.

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Guy got a Tattoo of me and K Robin. Half of that's definitely going to be a mistake.

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Now you. Now you. Now you. You didn't tell me that part.

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Oh, yeah, this guy's really cool. White kid. He came up, dat me up really sick. And he goes, hey, man, sign my knee. I was like, of all spots, your knee, man. So I get under his knee, I sign it. And I'm really bad with giving people tattoos of my name because I'm. I always overshoot the size of my penmanship. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, no.

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They'll walk out.

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The tribal half sleeve and all says psh8. It's like 12 inches long. I'm like, ah, you're ruined.

[A]

You are ruined. Like, the first tour I remember, I gave somebody a tattoo, like, sign my arm. And I took up from, like, wrist to wenis. Like, I took up everything.

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I mean, could you imagine?

[A]

He got it too.

[B]

I'm not going to say that because that's. That. That it's giving. Rude for my part, but, like, I wouldn't do that.

[A]

You don't love me enough.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

See, that's crazy. You wouldn't get a tattoo of me, dude.

[B]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You might. You're a tattoo guy. I'm not doing it ever. I would never get you tattooed on me.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Kim Peyton. That's strange.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

I don't have my wife. I don't have my children. I don't have my grandparents or my parents.

[A]

What does that mean?

[B]

So I'm not gonna have you.

[A]

Okay. Cause in my mind, I'm still above, so I like. That doesn't. That doesn't, like, make me feel like you're above?

[B]

Who? You're above Mike for my skin, probably.

[A]

He made me half of you.

[B]

Yeah. And least is the other half. There's no way you're above. That's like.

[A]

Yeah, but you and Mike's relationship isn't like that, though. No, no. I'm not saying you don't have a good relationship with your dad. I'm saying we have a different relationship where tattoos wouldn't be weird.

[B]

Dude, I'm not getting you inked on me for eternity. I would die with you on me.

[A]

That's. What's wrong with that.

[B]

Just put a little pocket picture of you in my suitcase.

[A]

Am I not your best friend?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Do you not love me?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Heavily, unconditionally.

[B]

Yeah. Well, yes. Yes, I do. Yes.

[A]

Okay. And so if I'm saying, hey, bro, I'm gonna get a tattoo of you. I come up to you one day. I go, cam, I'm getting a tattoo of you, bro.

[B]

Yeah. I'm like, dude, that's. Are you sure I look like this? You really want to?

[A]

Yeah, dude, I love you. You know, you changed my life, bro. You really believed in me, and for that, you deserve a permanent spot on my body.

[B]

I go, well, deserves an interesting word, because, you know, it really is your choice. You don't have to. You really don't.

[C]

Gotta put.

[B]

Push the pin on that one.

[A]

And then I go, cam, I was thinking of getting, like, a symbol, and then you can get the matching. Like, I get a C, you get a P. Oh.

[B]

Oh. Hey, Malachi.

[A]

Where?

[B]

He's. He's being rucky.

[A]

I know. He's asleep.

[B]

Oh, Mylan. No, I'm not asleep too. Oh, Liv, don't argue with me. Don't argue with me right now. Liv, argue with me. Liv, argue with me. No, I can't.

[A]

Okay, say. Say God forbid I die too young, right? Yeah, surprisingly. You miss me a lot. You'd miss me, right?

[B]

Yes, I'd miss you a lot. I would miss you a ton. There wouldn't be a day that goes

[A]

by and I'm like. And then you're like, how can I commemorate Peyton the best? You would still not get a tattoo of me.

[B]

It'd be like a portrait right above the fireplace.

[A]

Why do I still feel like you wouldn't put a picture of me in your house?

[B]

Oh, now, a picture's easy. I can take it down if it starts. I can take it down if it's crooked. It's not permanent. I am allergic to things that are permanent. Like, I don't want permanency. I don't know.

[A]

You got married that.

[B]

Well, that's my bride. That's my bottom. I love her to death.

[A]

And I'm not.

[B]

Yes, you are. But I don't put my penis in you anymore. No, dude, I can't. I don't know what it is. I would never get you tattooed. I love you. Like, there's no point to try to convince me I would never get you.

[A]

There's eight people I've considered getting tattooed on me, and all of them I don't talk to anymore. That's just the difference with me.

[B]

I feel like, oh, whoa. Oh, my God. You just opened up a new can.

[A]

What?

[B]

There's now. Okay, even though I'm saying I literally never get your face symbol, anything that resembles you on my skin, there's eight people that you thought about getting yatted on you before me.

[A]

You know, the first kind of. You know, the first person ever. Who. Cooper Talgo. I was going to get like a. I was going to get a.

[B]

You're breaking code right now.

[A]

I was going to get a Cooper tag tattoo. I don't remember what it was going to be. Probably a longhorn or some. I don't know. Or the Republican party flag or something.

[B]

I don't know, just a red elephant.

[A]

And then there's a guy named.

[B]

Shut up. You were gonna get another white male friend. Yeah, yatted before moi.

[A]

He was the original you. We did YouTube together too.

[B]

Oh, you didn't do it like this, Cooper Tucky. Oh, you didn't get this, Tuggy. You did not get this boy. I got his.

[A]

You know, he still. He texts me like throwing shots at you sometimes. Like, I haven't talked to him like four years. And then he'll be like, dude, run the fade, Coop. And then he'll be like. He'll be like, hey, if Cam needs a cpa. Because he's a CPA now. Oh, he's like, if Cam needs a cpa, let me know because I. I'm sure he doesn't know what he's doing.

[B]

Oh, that's cool, Cooper. Hey, anyway, appreciate the. Listen,

[A]

I'll open my white fight over. Make these White fight.

[B]

No, there's no way. Okay, who else? Cooper's got that crazy pool. Cooper, love you. Hope you're doing good. Never met you. Still love you.

[A]

This is really embarrassing. The second one and because. Because we still follow each other on Instagram. His is Keyshawn.

[B]

These aren't even women, bro. You're just. You're getting your friends tattooed on you.

[A]

I'm a good friend. I'm a loyal guy.

[B]

That is not. Has nothing to do with a good friend. I'm a great friend to you. If you got in a fight or someone with some life or death. I'd be there in a heartbeat.

[A]

Yeah, you'd try to break it up before you fought.

[B]

I'm not getting Keyshawn tatted on me. Am I gonna get a tattoo of

[A]

Tank in my arm? His. It was gonna be a key. Like I was gonna get a key because we called him key.

[B]

Oh, dude. No, no, no. You just ruined your whole. That's another thing. You're not. You're not as real as you think.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Because you'd get his face or his name. You put your. You're cheating the system.

[A]

How so?

[B]

You're a cheating, double dipping, two stepping broad. How for Keyshawn I'm gonna get a key for Cooper. I'm gonna get a longhorn for Cam. I get a symbol. You don't love us like you say. Oh, my God, we caught him. You don't love us like you say you do. You're getting. That's no. That's no different than me having your picture up above the fireplace.

[A]

Okay, so.

[B]

Okay, I don't like you anymore. Or, you know, maybe he was. Maybe he was mean. Oh, take it down.

[A]

You.

[C]

You.

[B]

You fall out with Cooper Tuggle. Dude, Longhorn. I'm from Austin. You fall out with Keyshawn. Dude, it's a key to your soul. Open your chakra. You fall out with me. Whatever that symbol is, dude, it's the harmonical tree of life, man.

[A]

So you wouldn't get a symbol of

[B]

me if I'm getting it. If I get Olivia tatted on me, yeah, it's gonna say Olivia. If I get a sunset, it's gonna say live. It's gonna liv. Because if something ever happens, I can throw an E and then finish the sentence. Live your truth. And there we go.

[A]

I'm free. You have a live your truth tattoo, Cam.

[B]

That's pretty.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I go live your story of life. Or my kids. I'd get my kids name. That's my kids forever. Yeah, if I'm getting you tatted, it's saying Peyton or it's you or. Or ysk or psa.

[A]

You said you were gonna get a ysk tattoo.

[B]

I'm afraid, all right? I'm afraid. And the more I think I don't want it. You know what? Let's just. Let's just put it out there. I don't want ink under layers of my skin forever.

[A]

Okay, that's up.

[B]

That's not.

[A]

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[B]

Oh God.

[A]

This is really. This kind of is going to go down a dark road. Maybe. I hope let's not make it dark. But it is weird. So I was in Nashville for Kane Brown's bar opening. I talked about this last week, but I forgot to bring this up. I saw the weirdest thing in downtown Nashville.

[B]

That's a place if you're gonna see some weird, it's Nashville.

[A]

So if you're ever on Broadway, they have these like buses that go through the city, like go through the street.

[B]

Like the tour buses.

[A]

Yeah, they have these buses that go through having a problem. They have these buses that go down Broadway but the buses are like party buses and they're like half cut off. So they're open, right?

[B]

Yeah, everyone's drinking and talking.

[A]

Drinking, talking, twerking. Like it's like a party bus. Everybody drives by, they go, whoa. Yeah. Like it is a turn up. Nasty, sinful environment.

[B]

Oh my God, it is. Yeah.

[A]

So I was watching this bus drive by and I was like, oh wow, that lady, I mean she's. She was dancing like you.

[B]

She was like, I would have liked to see that.

[A]

And they're playing R. Kelly. So I was like, what's going on? It's like I don't see nothing wrong. And I was like, I see a lot wrong right here.

[B]

So much wrong. So much wrong.

[A]

Yeah, it was like this 450 pounder like dancing. R. Kelly should have led with that.

[B]

She's gonna transmission on that bus.

[A]

Stop. See, that's a Joke. That's a joke. And that's a sensitive community.

[B]

That is. But where was the pole? Was the pole right?

[A]

There was no pole. It was an open bus. She was just like, in the middle. She had great bass.

[B]

I'm sure she did it. Take Brian Erlacher, knock her off her pivot.

[A]

It's a comedy podcast, man. Do not. Do not get offended.

[B]

Fullback running through the A gap to get her off her feet. She'd be like, just right back to see.

[A]

I'm learning because.

[B]

Sorry, sorry.

[A]

No, I'm learning because the comments say, stop. Stop derailing Cam when he's trying to make insensitive jokes. So you got to deal with these consequences.

[B]

That's fine. That's fine.

[A]

But anyway, so there was this girl, she was dancing on the bus to R. Kelly in the middle of Nashville. And I said, playing R. Kelly in general and then out loud and then

[B]

in Nashville, because, come on, let's.

[A]

On a moving bus. Yeah. I was like, what the is going on? The bus drives past me and I keep looking at it because this is astonishing. As it drives past me, I see the back of the bus. On the back of the bus, there was a mural. There's a mural of a fallen Marine. I said, there's no way his family agreed to that.

[B]

There's no way in hell he did not die for that. He did not die.

[A]

It's not the freedom he fought for.

[B]

450 pound R. Kelly dancers on a bus. God bless his soul. He did not perish for that. I swear to God, he did not. I mean, I could bet my. He did not die thinking, oh, dude, that's what they're gonna do for me. He probably thought maybe a. Maybe a recreational center for the kids, maybe a training course for the youth, maybe heavy investments into the rotc. Let's give him a big, broad day. To R. Kelly on a bus. I'm a piss. I literally.

[A]

I said. I said, Cassera was with me. I said, I literally looked and I said, there's no way.

[B]

There's no way, man.

[A]

And it had his dates on it, too.

[B]

Like, oh, my God, it's his birth

[A]

year to, like, his deceit, his transitional year. And, you know, I. I have a close family friend that he was a Marine and he passed away. And so I know the pain that comes with that. Like, real pain. Yeah, I would be. If I'm in the Nashville and I look at the bus and I see my friend Michael on the back of this bus and there's this broad dance and R. Kelly on it in the middle of the day.

[B]

Oh, my God. It was the middle of the day.

[A]

It was like, 2pm.

[B]

I thought it was at least midnight. And she was drunk off her. It's 2pm on a Thursday.

[A]

It just stopped raining.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

So, you know, it's a little humid. I was. Oh, that bus stuck.

[B]

Oh, my God, that bus. Oh, what was the rest of the bus like? Oh, my God. She couldn't be the only one. What? No. There's, like.

[A]

There's, like, 12 other girls on it,

[B]

but she was the only one.

[A]

She was the only one dancing, and she was in the middle.

[B]

Oh, my God, dude.

[A]

And it came. I saw that bus, like, eight more times, and she was still dancing. I was like, she's stamina, bro.

[B]

Or she might be on retain. That might. Like that. Like, might be. That's her bus.

[A]

It's her bus. It's her brother on the back of the bus. No. Okay, that's too much. That's too much.

[B]

Oh, that's not too much. But if that's the truth, then, I mean, we need a 60 Minutes interview with that family.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If that was his dying wish. I want to R. Kelly party Bush on Broadway.

[A]

Yeah. And respect all our soldiers and our fallen soldiers.

[B]

Oh, that Big respect.

[A]

But I think we should honor them better than the back of a national bus. Like, that's not how it should happen.

[B]

Oh, my God. Okay. Speaking of a respect thing, one of the craziest things ever happened to me this past week.

[A]

Oh, it happened.

[B]

Okay. So for the sake of protecting their identity, I am not going to name the food establishment that I'm talking about. It is also a place. That was me. So sorry. Is also a place that you do not know. You've never been there. I'm gonna tell you off camera, because they don't deserve this.

[A]

Okay? But it was just unbelievable, shutting down businesses.

[B]

So I walk into this place that offers food. They sell food. It's not like a restaurant, okay? When I say that, it's like.

[A]

It's like, I went into this place. I don't know if you've heard of, but they sell clothes. Oh, is that a store?

[B]

They sell food. Like, there's ready to go food. You can get hot food there. Like, there's a grill. It's like a.

[A]

This is the weirdest setup for a story ever.

[B]

But I went into a restaurant. Let's just say that. There we go. I went into a restaurant. And as I went in, just to eat in the moment, and as I'm in there they have a whole stand up. They are trying for the first time ever, protein donuts. So I said, oh, dude, right up my alley. Okay, okay, look fantastic.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And it's a free sample and I am a frugal fat. So I said, absolutely.

[A]

Oh, Cameron Kennedy. Middle names, free sample.

[B]

Oh, my God. Cameron free sample Kennedy. Yeah. So I trot on over. Yeah, super enthusiastic. There's two women. Hey. Oh, my God. Thank you for coming in today. Try our new protein donuts. We're really trying to get community feedback to see if we want to put it in rotation. I said, oh, my God, I might not look like it, but I love protein and I probably do look like it, but I love donuts. So they were like, oh, you're a perfect customer. Okay, so is it like. And I asked, I go, is it one flavor or what are we working with? She goes, yeah, just one flavor right now. So you can just pick any of them. They're all the same. And just tell us what you think.

[A]

Peyton, what happened?

[B]

I grabbed this donut, dog. I grabbed this donut. Now the little glaze on top was smooth. It was decent.

[A]

I like that.

[B]

And I started biting into it. And I want to preface it, it's to be expected, a protein based product comparative to the original. Probably a little tougher, right? A little less dopamine hit. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, protein, anything is just. You could tell. It's like, oh, this is a weird version of what I like protein.

[B]

But, you know, it's good, it's healthy. I'm doing it right. So now I didn't know this was practically going to be an interview process like they wanted, they didn't want feedback. Like at the end, like they, they were talking to me as I'm eating this. So I take the donut, there's a little donut hole, throw it on.

[A]

You're eating this in front of her,

[B]

in front of two people right in the flesh. And they're literally going, so how is it? Talk to us. Tell us what you're feeling. Tell us about it. And I'm literally like this. I'm like. And I can't, I can't turn away. I'm right in front of him. So I do this. Yeah, I literally was like, like I pretended I was on my phone and I was. And then I finally, finally swallow it. And she goes, so what do you think? Like, give us some feedback. And I was like. She was like, it's pretty good, right? It's pretty good. And I was like, yeah, just a little Dry it. My throat completely up, bro. And I couldn't hide it. She was like, it's pretty good, right? It's a little donut hole, but it's protein. It's good, right? I was like, yeah, just a little dry. It's like I said, you have enough water? She literally. She was like, oh. Oh. I felt so bad. And in that moment, I learned, as a sign of respect, don't ever. Don't ever take a sample in front of someone when they want immediate feedback.

[A]

First of all, I have a big thing on feedback, regardless. Anytime a stranger is giving me something and wants my feedback, there's not a chance on earth I'm giving them negative feedback. Regardless of what it is, I don't want to.

[B]

I literally. I went to speak, and I was like, yeah. Like, it was bad, bro. I sounded like Venom.

[A]

What they say it was she.

[B]

No, the one girl went, oh. She was like, oh. And I was like, yeah, do you have to have water? I literally was fighting for my life. Like, that's something that. In the moment, I was trying to be nice. I couldn't hide it. Like, you can't hide it.

[A]

No. I think people that give honest feedback of a bad product are dangerous to society.

[B]

Dude, I completely disagree. I completely disagree.

[A]

If somebody is.

[B]

You're asking me for my feedback.

[A]

Okay, it's okay. Let me break this down. Let me. Tell me something.

[B]

I'm coming after you because that's. You're a. You're a coward. I'm coming after you.

[A]

If somebody is giving. If somebody has a product and they're. Let me even make it more specific. If a stranger comes up to you and ask you for feedback on their product, their food, whatever, and you try it in front of them and then get. If you give them negative feedback, you are going to hell.

[B]

No, you are not. Because that is the cheapest and most free way to receive genuine. Do you want your product to sell? That's what I'd ask them.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I would eat that donut. And I'd literally be like. If I didn't sound like Venom, I'd be like, hey, do you want this on the shelves? They'd be like, yeah. What do you mean? I go, okay, you need to get back in the kitchen. You need to try a different recipe. You lying to them. First off, I'm so glad you said, like, that stranger. You owe them nothing.

[A]

No loyalty.

[B]

You don't know them. You don't know their kids, family. You don't know their story.

[A]

You know what?

[B]

I owe complete Stranger. You owe them honesty. I owe them decency honesty. No, you don't.

[A]

Yes, I do.

[B]

Honesty. If a man walks up to you. If a dude walks up to you in the club, okay, picture this.

[A]

I'm in the club.

[B]

You know nothing about him. He walks up to you. He goes, hey, bro, I'm not even gonna lie. I'm really trying to get at this shorty over there. Can you tell me, do I stink? Bro, I've been here for a minute. Do I. Like. I'm about to go approach this girl. Do I stink? You smell him, and he smells, like, a hundred percent. You're not gonna look at him, be like, oh, you got on baccarat, don't you? You don't owe him anything. You want to be honest with people. They want.

[A]

If you're gonna.

[B]

They don't want decency. They want honesty.

[A]

Let me get in there.

[B]

Comments. They bought far. They want honest feedback.

[A]

If there's a person walking around. If there's a person in a club walking up to strangers, asking them if they stink, they do not belong in public. I don't want to talk to that person. I'm not. I'm saying whatever to get away from them.

[B]

No. Okay, but imagine he's cool as hell.

[A]

There's no cool person doing that. You can't be cool and go up to a stranger asking.

[B]

He's honest. He's. He doesn't go out too often.

[A]

Smell yourself. You're an adult, dude.

[B]

You get anosmic. You don't smell yourself sometimes. Me, dude, that's kind of like, me, too. I'll smell one time. It's like, oh, a little bit of egg toward the end recording. I'm like, I smell like a. I. This is.

[A]

I smell like post. You know, Cam. Like, y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

Y' all smell. My tour take is available right now. Usually after the show, if you run into Cam, you're gonna be like, oh, he just had.

[B]

No. I smell like. I smell like boof. I smell like post room.

[A]

Why is that your screech?

[B]

No, it's like, maybe I got so much in me, and it just comes out.

[A]

You're leaking. But anyway, they stressed my kidneys, like, literally throbbing. What's going on? Why is my kidney throbbing? What's my kidney throbbing?

[B]

I don't know. No, I'm not.

[A]

We're. We're. We're.

[B]

We're finishing.

[A]

Okay, let's land. Let's land this.

[B]

People ask you, do they want to hear good? Yes.

[A]

No. Because whenever I ask somebody, oh, no,

[B]

you Shut your mouth.

[A]

When I ask somebody for feedback. Just let's be. Don't be honest with me. Don't just be nice to me. That's what I'm asking for is nice. It's not honesty, okay? If it's my best friends, like my close circle, then yes, you can be honest with me. If I'm going to strangers, I'm doing this because I'm just trying to get a sale, not because I can. I'm gonna go back and fix anything.

[B]

Exactly. How are you gonna get a sale if it's a product? Don't you want to know? It's. No.

[A]

I can convince you that you like it.

[B]

No, you can't. No, you can't.

[A]

Yeah. To be like, oh, yeah, I can tell you don't work out much is what protein tastes like.

[B]

Hey, fat.

[A]

Hey.

[B]

I can tell you're not in the kitchen because this is a dry. You. You. This is a cadaver's that you put glaze on it.

[A]

Oh, man. But I just disagree with you on that.

[B]

There's no shot. I. Please, for the love of God, in the comments of. Please, in the comments, tell me that you are on my side. There's. There's no way. Okay, I agree with you on the part of the friend. The friend, you want pure honesty. But a friend will also believe in your vision and they'll try to make it nice. Regardless, I don't owe you anything. So to look out for you for the better of life. I'm going to get. Be honest. You asked me.

[A]

There's a. There's an epidemic with strangers coming up to people in public.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Going back to Austin, Texas. So before I had the meet and greet, right, the impromptu meet and greet, I was walking around Austin, Texas, handing out flyers for our live show that's on June 25th.

[B]

Tickets available right now. You shouldn't see this.

[A]

So as I was walking around hanging out flyers for our live show because we're on tour, it was the middle of downtown. I was walking down the street and these two girls came up to me and stops me.

[B]

Now, they had lanyards on.

[A]

I was like, I don't like public lanyards.

[B]

Yeah, you're either in a convention or in school.

[A]

Exactly. So they come up to me and they go, hey, too much energy. No, I don't like that.

[B]

Stop now.

[A]

Don't scream at me in public. I get scared, right?

[B]

I get scared and defensive. You go like this. You go, what was that? He strike a poke. What are you doing?

[A]

And so they come up to me, they're like, hey. And I go, what the. I go, what's up, guys? I thought they might have been fans or in our demographic.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

They go, hey, how do you feel about helping people? It's a broad question. And I go, I try to do it as much as I can. And they go, what about the youth? And I go, I don't really know many kids.

[B]

Yeah, don't have too many youth people.

[A]

And I was like, hey, you know, if the opportunity presents itself, I like to try.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

They go, glad you said that. Let's keep in mind these two girls that are talking to me can't be above the age of 17 years old. They are children with lanyards in the middle of downtown. In the middle of downtown. I go, okay, what does that mean? What do you mean? And they're like, I'm glad you said that. How do you feel about adopting. The you Should Know podcast? This episode of you should know Podcast is brought to you by Manscape. Today's video is in partnership with Manscape, the men's grooming brand trusted by over 13 million men worldwide. Guys, Father Day is coming up, and again it's the same problem every year. What do you get your dad that he's actually going to use? Not something that it's going to end up in the drawer. You know, Cam's a dad now. You can see it in the skin. I mean, he is going to through it. He needs a gift for Father's Day, and I don't really know what to get the guy.

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[B]

That is so not what I was expecting.

[A]

How do you feel about adopting? Oh, so I think adoption is important. I feel like we should get these.

[B]

There's very great moments and an amazing audience.

[A]

Yeah, I think adoption's important. We should get these kids into good homes. You know what I mean? They go, I'm glad you said that. Now it's the second time you said that to me, man.

[B]

You'll stop being glad.

[A]

She goes, do you have any kids yourself? Watch your mouth, because now you're starting to get into my personal business. All right? Now you're starting to talk to me, all right? She goes. I go, no. She goes, what age are you? Around 32 to 34.

[B]

Oh. Oh, God.

[A]

Don't break your neck. All right? I will kill you in the middle of the street. All right, now you're really getting personal with me.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

What's your age range? Around 32 to 34. I go, who? Not even close. Nope. And she goes, but you're around the age where you're starting to want kids. Correct. And I go, who are you?

[B]

Yeah, you go, go back to science class.

[A]

And I go, ah, nah, I'm really focused on myself. And she goes, well, since you said you like helping people and you like helping kids and you don't have any kids yourself, we're here for you to adopt.

[B]

I'm like, you got me f ed up.

[A]

And I go, whoa. I go, I do think adoption's important on the record, but I don't think I'm in the right spot.

[B]

I'm not that guy.

[A]

She looks at me in my eyes and goes, you don't know unless you try. Taking a kid for a trial run's crazy.

[B]

Hey, hey, hey. This isn't a water slide. You don't know if you're afraid unless you do it. This is a human being. Yeah, I'm not taking a human life and see if I like it or if I'm in the spot.

[A]

Yeah, this isn't a. This isn't a Chevy dealership where I can take a test drive.

[B]

Yeah, I'll take him for 70. Hi. If I don't like them, I'll take. Drop them. Back off to you.

[A]

Yeah. This is getting weird. And then it gets even weirder, bro.

[B]

No way.

[A]

I go, whoa. I go, I gotta get more information on everything before I, you know, make a commitment.

[B]

Oh, dude, you're already better than me. Go watch your kids. Don't care. That would have been made easier for me.

[A]

She goes, got you right here. She pulls out her phone and it's their website. Janky looking website, Janky. And she's scrolling through just a bunch of paragraphs of stuff like I can't read that. Yeah, I'm like, straight words. I mean I read better than Dariel, but I don't read that well. And so she's scrolling through words and I'm like, okay, yeah, I'm have to look into it more. And she goes, wait one second. These are your kids.

[B]

Suddenly in the distance, a faint in the eyes. What if the other girl pulls. The other girl pulls out a Bose speaker in the eyes, does an IRL commercial.

[A]

I'm like in cam. She shows me just pictures of kids. I have it. And this sounds unreal because it's crazy. Yeah. I go, I don't, I can't do this.

[B]

Hey, I'm not adopting. This isn't happening.

[A]

And I go, I go, kid, I'm not sure this is the right way to go about this. And she goes, she starts to talk to me and I go, coming to our show, June 25th, Austin, Texas. I hand her a flyer and I walk off. And I realize why I never go back home to Austin, Texas. Like, this is. That was the craziest experience I've ever had. I was insane.

[B]

No way. You said, hey, I. You know, this isn't going to happen, mind you. Here go. Our show's the 25th. We'll see you there. ACL live. Goodbye now, bro, put guilt, guilt. Tripping a human being into adoption is a wicked, wicked business model.

[A]

It's disgusting.

[B]

It's like, oh, you look at those brown eyes. She's like, genuinely, that one's. He's still young. He's so cute. Look at. Oh, he needs a good home. You look like you have a good home.

[A]

Yeah, I'm like, what the. I'm a stranger off the street with a flyer.

[B]

And then you know, like that is absolutely like that. First off, the owner of that company investigate them.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

100. You have two 17 year old girls doing your boots on ground.

[A]

Now their age I made up because so much just came out of my mouth. But they looked young. I don't know, I didn't get their I.D.

[B]

but they maybe 19, 20, something like that.

[A]

They looked young, bro.

[B]

I was like, you, you know, and I was biting my tongue the whole time saying this. You know what I would have said in that moment? What this is exactly how it would have. Start the questionnaire again. You're the girl. So from the beginning,

[A]

do you love helping people?

[B]

Oh, yeah, man. I love helping people. Yeah. What's up?

[A]

Oh, do you like. I don't remember what I said.

[B]

It's our kids. What about the youth?

[A]

What about the youth? You like helping the youth?

[B]

Oh, youth is super important. Yeah, I would say. I like that.

[A]

Oh, how do you feel about adoption?

[B]

You know, it's not for me right now. And then she go, I'm still, you mind you. She goes, well, do you have any kids?

[A]

Do you have any kids?

[B]

No. Say, okay, so then why not adoption?

[A]

Yeah, why not adoption? Okay, let me ask you a question.

[B]

You have any kids?

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay, why not adoption? And she goes, well, that's not the point. I go, have a good one. I literally walk right off. Dude, that's.

[A]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

Door to door. I mean, door to door people. That is a. That is an industry. I mean, that's a street to street.

[A]

Yeah, I don't want solar. Get off my law.

[B]

Yeah. And it's like, do you have solar? Do you have it? Do you even have at T? You're knocking on my door 24 times a week. Yeah, you don't even have it. That, that's, that's, that's like, that's. That's. Oh, God, dude.

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[B]

One of the absolute, almost diabolical things happened to me this past weekend.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[B]

Now, this is a very.

[A]

We've had the most interesting past two weeks. This is what happens whenever we go away from each other. For a while, we just have stories on stories.

[B]

Dude. It's ridiculous. Now, this story is very. I'm gonna be vulnerable.

[A]

All right?

[B]

So I am. I am unbelievably horny. Let's just start right there. Now, you know. You know that's the band aid. I've ripped the band aid off you. We're all looking at the wounds.

[A]

As long as you said it. Cause we know.

[B]

Oh, you know what? I was about to say, there's proof.

[A]

You ever see, like, a. Like a. Like a. Like a. Like a. Like a dog heat? Yeah. Just starts. That's Cam, dude. He's, like, scary.

[B]

There's an obvious reason my wife.

[A]

No, Cam, we don't stop. I don't need.

[B]

No, I'm just saying she's.

[A]

No, no, it's weird.

[B]

She's on a. She's on a timer. She can't. We can't have. You know. Yeah, it's okay. Okay, here we go. So the other night, knowing she's on this timer. We can't. My horniness took over, right? And I am. I'm pretty much sexy talking her. I'm. I'm laying.

[A]

I don't like this. I really don't want to hear this.

[B]

Oh, no. But it made me think of. So I'm laying down next to her, and I'm whispering sweet nothings, and, you know, it's. Mood's getting set, right? Mood's getting set.

[A]

That's just really grossing me out.

[B]

Yeah. And then all of a sudden, I hear my mother from the kitchen go, Cameron. And I said, you're lying. I said, you're lying. I said, my pants were almost down, and my mom's 20ft away from me. And my immediate thought, as any human being's immediate thought should be, what all did you hear? I go, I was just talking like a dirty little. Oh. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Lisa.

[B]

Oh, the way she said my name. I know she heard something. She said.

[A]

No, it was a cautious call out.

[B]

Cautious call out. She said, cameron.

[A]

Oh, Cam.

[B]

So I immediately thought, I have a. Would you rather. For you.

[A]

No, Cam, do not do this for me to me.

[B]

Would you rather your mom, dad, and brother all hear you in the middle of sexy time? Sexy talk. Your deepest, darkest.

[A]

Oh, no, you don't want to hear me, you know, my sexy talk.

[B]

Or. Oh, yeah, no, it's bad. Or your sexy talk. A little part of it gets clipped, and it is your ringtone for one week, and your phone has to remain on loud.

[A]

Oh, oh, 100%. It gets clipped to my ringtone. Cause a lot of my sexy.

[B]

No shot. I'd have my parents hear it once. No shot.

[A]

No, because a lot of my sexy talk's moaning. I moan so much. Oh,

[B]

you get a spam like this? Just like this.

[A]

Oh, dude. Yeah. No, I.

[B]

A lot of.

[A]

I talk in spurts, but a lot of it's.

[B]

Oh, yeah. You're like, oh, no. A week. No, you're. You're. That's a. It's a simple case. Simple case. One time. That's way more value. Way more embarrassing. Or a week of constant.

[A]

No, because if my parents heard everything I say, they can't look me in the eyes like, you know that. You know that. You know what I talk about? No. I talk reckless.

[B]

It would get to the point, like, maybe at the beginning, maybe some funny. Your dad's like, oh, there you go. Had a boy. And then she's like, oh, God. Oh, God, we raised him.

[A]

No, it's either.

[B]

Oh, oh, it gets. You get wish.

[A]

It's nasty. I turn primal, dude. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Take that out. But no, you don't have to take it out. But it's not true. But no, it gets to the point. My sexy talk. Like, after the act, I'll get in the shower and I'll be like, I

[B]

can't believe I said that. I'd be like, she didn't hear that.

[A]

What? I didn't mean that. Why'd I say it?

[B]

You go, I've never even used that in a sentence. You don't even know where that is on her body.

[A]

No, dude, no, no, no, no. Like, I don't have natural sexy talk. It's like, oh, yeah, you'. I can't even pretend to say that.

[B]

Oh, my God, that's good.

[A]

I'm volatile, man. Like, I am nauseous. You would think you're. You're walking to a zoo. Like, if you heard me, it's like,

[B]

oh, dude, there's 100% animals around you. Oh, my God. If you. But you're. I think you're. You're dog. You are tripping. Respectfully, who would want their parents to hear that? I don't want that at all. But I. There's no way I could. 30 calls from spam. Likely a day.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Let alone you, Robbie's lives, my mom, every. And your phone has to say loud.

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

No, it's not, because you know how

[A]

quick I can do this. No, that's so much easier than knowing, because think about this. If your parents are listening, listen.

[B]

No, the thing is ringing until you either.

[A]

Yes, I pick it up. I can do it quick. That's the difference.

[B]

Oh, you're a cheater.

[A]

But, you know, like, imagine that. You know that your family's hearing you have sexy time, and you just got to fight through it.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

You're just like,

[B]

no, that. Okay, that's bad. But I think. I think it's a simple case of the numbers, bro.

[A]

Really?

[B]

My. I would hate. I would hate. First off, I'm nowhere near as spicy as you.

[A]

No, you're sexy. Talks gray.

[B]

Yeah, I'm like a. Like a salting cracker.

[A]

A lot of your sexy time talk is. Thank you.

[B]

I'm saying, my God, I enjoy this. My ringtone. I mean, I'm in the studio recording. My ringtone goes off. It's like, oh, wow, this is good.

[A]

It's like, wow. Really appreciate it today, guys.

[B]

You sure we can't do it again later? That's my ringtone. Okay. I think maybe due to circumstances, you. I. Dude, I still think you're tripping.

[A]

And I've been walked in on before, and I know the pain of that. Like, that's so awkward.

[B]

So now imagine. No, the door's not open, but they're right outside of it. They're gonna hear, but it's one time, and then you're done. A week. When you're averaging 40 calls a day and your phone's online, there's no way I could hear myself moan, whisper sweet nothings, and maybe talk a little spicy. 40 times a day for a week. No shot.

[A]

Cam, I would hate. I would hate to hear you moan. What do your moan sound like? It's not gonna get demonetized when it's over.

[B]

Build up. It's not.

[A]

Okay, Cam, stop. Up, Patreon.

[B]

Yours is straight up, You end. Let. Let us know in the comments, man. Does your whole family.

[A]

Everybody Send in your MP3s?

[B]

Oh, God. Oh, dude, I'm. I'm not even lying. One of those hits the discord. I'm deleting.

[A]

I'm building discord.

[B]

The whole thing's gone. Oh, holy. Dude, I thought. Dude, it was such a moment of clarity. I was like, she heard me. Like, there's no way the door Was wide open. Why she was gone. I literally thought I heard the ding.

[C]

Ding.

[B]

The little. I thought she left. It was getting it.

[A]

I mean.

[B]

Oh, dude. Poor Lisa. And she. Oh, and she's. I mean, she's Mother Mary.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

My God. I'm over here saying things she's probably never even heard.

[A]

Stop.

[B]

Oh, dude. Yeah. Bless her heart, but, yeah, that's rough. And I immediately thought. I was like, there's no. There's nothing that could be worse. I was like, well, maybe if 40 times a day. You're tripping, though. I'm. Give me the once.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie. That's a Patreon talk.

[B]

It's a. Oh, God. It's a rip of confidence. It sucks, but it's over with.

[C]

Because.

[B]

What.

[A]

The thing I was gonna say is. No, I'm not even gonna say I'll save for Patreon.

[B]

Yeah, just say. Just save your Patreon.

[A]

Yeah. Because I'm not gonna lie. I sound like an animal.

[B]

If you had. If you had to say. Okay, I know you said you're gonna save. If you had to say, you sound like one animal, what would it be? During sexy times?

[A]

What animal? I'm not gonna lie, Cam. I don't know what animals sound like.

[B]

I mean. I mean. Wait. I just. I mean, you literally just saw it in my face. You just sucked the joy out of the room.

[A]

Now that I'm thinking about. Wasn't until, like, just now, I realized I don't know animal languages. I don't know what animals sound like. What? Outside of a donkey, I can't tell you what an animal sounds like.

[B]

What does that mean? A donkey is your frame of reference for all creatures.

[A]

Yeah, I know a donkey. Exactly. If you were to be like, what's a giraffe sound like? I could not tell you.

[B]

That's actually pretty fair. I have no idea who, like, studies animal language. Oh, some creepy scientists. But, like, do animal. Okay. There's definitely differences, though.

[A]

Do animals speak different languages?

[B]

Hundred percent.

[A]

No. Yeah.

[B]

Yes, there is. You mean to tell you think a tiger. You think. You think a tiger and a fox sound the same?

[A]

I could not tell you what a tiger sounded like.

[B]

But regardless. A big roar. You think a hippopotamus and a monkey sound the same?

[A]

I know monkeys sound like, so, like, exotic animals. Like, monkeys, donkeys. I know what those sound like. Because they're like donkeys and exotic. They're commercial animals. Like, I know what the big ones sound like. The big three. I know what those sound like. But other than that who knows what animals sound like, bro?

[B]

I. I mean, I think I feel like you have a good. I feel like you could have a good guess. Like you could try to guess it. Oh my God. Do we try to guess animals?

[A]

Try. Okay. Test me on animal languages.

[B]

Oh my God. Okay.

[A]

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[A]

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[B]

All right, so I looked up, I literally entered in on Google. I said, give me four random animals. Okay, so the animals we got is an armadillo.

[A]

Okay, let me do an armadillo. Don't give me all of them at first.

[B]

Yeah, so we're both gonna, we're gonna attempt to sound like an armadillo.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, so, okay, what animal am I doing?

[B]

An armadillo. Okay, what do you think an armadillo sounds like?

[A]

First of all, didn't know armadillos have windpipes, first off.

[B]

They come with shields. They have a built in shield on the back and they can turn into a ball. That's an armadillo, right?

[A]

Yes, yes. They're the hard shelled ones. Y turtle. But the other one, armadillos are basically like desert turtles.

[B]

What I'm thinking too, it's like a desert turtle. It's like a, it's like an anteater with a turtle shell.

[A]

Armadillos. In my mind, the first thing I went to was,

[B]

That's interesting, bro. I, I, I'm, I think armadillo gives like, like a, like a, like a noise.

[A]

What does it make?

[B]

Like a.

[A]

No way.

[B]

They can't get that high, dude, because they have a small snout.

[A]

They're airy.

[B]

That's an armadillo. What do armadillos eat?

[A]

Ants.

[B]

That's an ant eater.

[A]

Okay, I hear you. No, but armadillos definitely give like cigarette smoker voice.

[B]

Yeah, but that, hey, I'm an armadillo. Yeah, you might be right.

[A]

Okay, do you have it? We're playing it.

[B]

This, this, this is what an armadillo sounds like. Never heard this ever. Oh, that's. Oh, my God.

[A]

Honestly,

[B]

dude, I was pretty. That sounds like that's a no.

[A]

All right. It's a win on you. That's a win on you. Okay, what's the next one?

[B]

The second one we got is a koala. Surprisingly enough. Now, even though this studio is rooted in koala lore, I've never heard one.

[A]

I know what koala sound like. Like, I, I always watch koala falling videos to cry. So anytime I Need a good cry. I'll watch koalas fall to trees. It's the saddest videos you ever seen.

[B]

What in the hell?

[A]

It's so sad. They go,

[B]

okay, let's imagine they're not fall. Let's imagine they're just fine. They're just living.

[A]

Okay? They can just.

[B]

A living. Like a 9 to 5.

[A]

A high quality tree goes. Ha, ha, ha.

[B]

Oh, God. Okay, okay. I'm gonna take your word for it. I'm gonna go a little different.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

A little alteration. Final guess. I'm saying a koala is more of like a. Oh, oh, oh. That's given koala.

[A]

No.

[B]

What's it called?

[A]

The proboscis monkey. That's what I was thinking. He made that noise.

[B]

Okay, let's see.

[A]

What is it?

[B]

Let's see how close you are. I feel like you're way too confident. You do not deserve that much. Much confidence for koalas.

[A]

You can't tell me it's not a pig. You cannot tell me that's not a pig.

[B]

What the. Dude, koalas are nasty now. Oh, my God.

[A]

You can't tell me that's not a pig.

[B]

Koalas lost all cuteness.

[A]

No, stop that. You watch your mouth.

[B]

That sounded like a demon from the underworld.

[A]

He was probably upset.

[B]

Upset? My. He was chilling. He was out there in the bush just chilling. He said.

[A]

That was so accurate.

[B]

He said, give me a top hat and binoculars.

[A]

Have we found your secret towel? I'm not gonna lie. Koalas kind of sound like me during sexy time. Oh, dude, that's my grunt.

[B]

That is not a koala. All right, it's only two more. Okay, next one we got is a barn owl.

[A]

Don't disrespect me like that. A barn owl? Is that like Drake in Houston?

[B]

No, I did. Dude, a barn. I was probably like, hoot, boy. Hoot. He's like, hoot.

[A]

Hoot, boy. He goes, hoot. Who is that? A colored owl?

[B]

Who.

[A]

Who's that colored owl?

[B]

Who?

[A]

Who's that colored owl?

[B]

Who? Get that.

[A]

Who's that colored owl? Get off my. Hoot. Call the cops. Who. Who are you?

[B]

He said hoot.

[A]

Hoot.

[B]

Whose neighbor? Hoot. Are you in? Hoot. Hoot.

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

Hoot.

[A]

Hoot boy.

[B]

Hoot. Hoot.

[A]

Oh, a barnhouse racist.

[B]

He's gotta be.

[A]

Who's that?

[B]

Who's that? Who's that? No, black. Who.

[A]

Whose hellcat is that? Who? Who's driving here?

[B]

Who?

[A]

That's them. I'm telling you, it's Race style. Oh, it's a racist owl, bro.

[B]

He said, whose hellcat is that? Who?

[A]

Who?

[B]

He said, who? Where'd he go? Where'd he go?

[A]

Okay, what's this country? What's it actually sound like?

[B]

That's too good.

[A]

That's. Owls are the scariest thing that. Owls are the scariest creatures in the world.

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh, hell no.

[A]

You have one more. Is that one more.

[B]

Last animal.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, that was too good. Barnhouse racist. That was white, though.

[A]

He was white.

[B]

All right. Last one random list was peacock. Peacock. Now, this is an interesting one to me. This is interesting because they're beautiful creatures. But I think. I mean, every creation has to have a flaw, right? Yes, humanity. We sin a lot. But I would say for a peacock, beautiful. They have a nice little show and they want to get freaky. I feel like they have a nasty voice.

[A]

I think they're screechy.

[B]

They give Screech 100%. Give Screech. But it's not. That's. That's like a crow. That's like a medieval crow.

[A]

Is that your. That's your peacock.

[B]

That was a crow.

[A]

Oh, we're doing peacock.

[B]

My peacock would be like. I'm thinking it's deceiving. I think it's, like, lower than I would think. Yeah, it's like, Oh, my God. That tongue can make someone happy. Just imagine. Ready? They're sitting there, they're all breasted up, big blue. They go. It's like one of those. Like one of those Chinese fans that you put in your hand. That's my final answer for peacock.

[A]

What could that tongue do?

[B]

That tongue makes someone happy. I know who. Olivia. Good morning. Give me your best peacock. I don't want to. Okay, here we go.

[A]

You creep me out.

[B]

Moment of truth.

[A]

You creep me out. I'm sorry.

[B]

I need to call my wife after. Here we go. Peacock.

[A]

That's kind of cute.

[B]

Majestic.

[A]

That's kind of cute.

[B]

That's actually a lot cuter, dude.

[A]

Peacocks kind of sound like. Oh, okay. I was gonna say it sounds like your kid, but then you ruined it with that.

[B]

Sorry. Peacocks are sexy. Oh, dude. Did a peacock just, like. Though in terms of majestic, it just turned you on? No, it didn't turn me off. It turned it up. It definitely jumped the line. Like, you look at a beautiful, like, big cat.

[A]

You look at a beautiful.

[B]

Yeah, you look at a beautiful of peas than that, bro. Come on, dude. That was beautiful.

[A]

That was kind of cute. I like that.

[B]

Hell, that was fun.

[A]

That was really funny. I Mean, the barn owl is hilarious.

[B]

Back to your original thing. I mean, beyond vast differences. Yeah, that's. That koala creeped me out. That barn owl is racist. Yeah, owls are scary. And the peacock was beautiful.

[A]

Do ocean creatures make noises?

[B]

Ocean creatures? Well, fish.

[A]

Well, I. I'm still dependent on a fish or animal, so I don't want to say that.

[B]

Are sharks fish? Yeah, sharks a fish.

[A]

Is an alligator a fish?

[B]

No, that's an amphibian.

[A]

See, that doesn't make sense to me.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because. Why is it making an amphibian not a fish if it can swim?

[B]

Frog. We can swim. We're a mammal.

[A]

No, but they can live in the water.

[B]

Amphibian on water. In land, as above, so below. That's an amphibian. Frogs, gators, they can do both.

[A]

So what makes a fish a fish?

[B]

I think it has to stay in water. Like. Like, it has to have water to survive. Has to. You take it out, it dies, it loses oxygen.

[A]

Okay, sea lion. Is that a fish?

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

I don't think so. Okay, but a sea lion needs water to survive.

[B]

No, sir.

[A]

That's their natural habitat, is water around water.

[B]

They're not in. They're not submerged 24, 7. They're not under the water 27. They literally come out to eat. They go in to get food, and they come out to eat. They sleep on the icebergs. They sleep on land. You think a big, cute little blubbery sea lion lives underwater?

[A]

Yes, they sleep in water.

[B]

No, they don't. A sea lion?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Like a seal and a sea lion. Like, see, at zoos where they're literally doing tricks. They live in the water, above water.

[A]

Okay, so.

[B]

So they have a fully scubaed zookeeper in scuba gear.

[A]

What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

[B]

When they give sea lion? When they pet their little tail and their little fur and all that, that they are above water? Yes, they can.

[A]

They can take some time off, but whenever they go to sleep at night, they're in the water. They got to be wet.

[B]

No, they don't. You think they sleep underwater? They don't have gills if you don't have gills. Gills are the.

[A]

What does that mean?

[B]

Gills are a breathing.

[A]

Whales don't have gills.

[B]

Whales don't have gills. Whales are massive, actual sea creatures. It's a fish. A whale's the biggest fish. It might not have gills, like a little cock.

[A]

Okay, but that ruined your whole argument. You said it has to have gills,

[B]

but it's a fish. A sea lion's not. Sea lion's not a fish.

[A]

Okay, but they both don't have gills.

[B]

You're so caught up on gills. I might have missed some gills. A whale is a fish.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

They might have gills under their belly.

[A]

Are dolphins fish?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

How?

[B]

Cuz it's a fish. I don't know.

[A]

Dolphins don't.

[B]

They have a blowhole. A sea lion. There you go. Whales have a blowhole too. That gets it out.

[A]

Blowholes not for breathing.

[B]

What do you think it's for? Tricks of the wild. They're trying to get laid after a long day of work.

[A]

No, I've learned what blowholes are for.

[B]

What's a blowhole for?

[A]

It's like something like target people or like show people where you're at. It's like a flare gun for the back. It's like a back flare gun.

[B]

They have anti missile defense systems on their back of whales. It's a flare system, he says that shoots water. It's to breathe, you imbecile.

[A]

Wait, what was my initial?

[B]

And they go, it's like a big butthole in the back.

[A]

Okay, so they need air to breathe.

[B]

Yes, but it's a.

[A]

Okay, then how is it a fish if it needs air to breathe? It's the same thing as a crocodile.

[B]

Have a degree in maritime science.

[A]

Okay, then stop arguing with me then.

[B]

You just told me a sea. Every video you see of a sea lion, they're above the water.

[A]

What makes a fish a fish?

[B]

I believe that it has to be submerged in water. They can come out and they can survive for a little bit. But they live in water.

[A]

No, fish cannot survive on land.

[B]

Yes, they. No, they cannot survive. But they can come.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Same with the whale.

[A]

No, a dolphin cannot live if it stays in water. It cannot. It has to come up for air just like we do.

[B]

No, it does not.

[A]

It's closer to us than a fish. A dolphin's closer to a human than a fish.

[B]

No, it is not.

[A]

Can you breathe underwater?

[B]

No.

[A]

Do you have to come up for air?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Can a dolphin breathe underwater?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Does it have to come up for air?

[B]

I said yes. I said yes.

[A]

It cannot live underwater, bro.

[B]

Yes it can.

[A]

Then why does it come up for air?

[B]

Because it likes doing tricks and getting his dumb. No, you. So you. Okay. You think dolphins literally get on land for eight hours to get their sleep?

[A]

I don't know how they spend their days. I don't know.

[B]

They sleep underwater. I don't care where they sleep. They do that where they turn off half their Brain.

[A]

Okay, so David Blaine.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

David Blaine's a dolphin then.

[B]

No, but he can sure cosplay as a fish.

[A]

Because David Blaine can sleep underwater. He's done it before. And then. But he had to come up for air. He's a human being.

[B]

Yes. He's incredible.

[A]

Exactly. So dolphins are just David Blaine's. No, they're not a bunch of magicians.

[B]

Dolphins are not magicians of the sea. Dolphins are dolphins. They are a fish. There's a branch of fish.

[A]

No, you cannot say dolphins, whales, crocodiles and sea bass are all the same. You cannot say that.

[B]

They all have the same umbrella. Just as a tiger, a monkey, a pig and a giraffe.

[A]

No, those are all the same because they can. They have to breathe. They need oxygen, just like a dolphin does.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay. You're so caught up in oxygen. Can a dolphin live with no water? Can a dolphin live with no water? Ooh, Poinsett Match. Can a dolphin live with no water?

[A]

No, but neither can we.

[B]

Okay, that's fine. That's not what I asked. But can a dolphin. No.

[A]

No.

[B]

Can a whale.

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay, can. What was the other one? Can. Can a sea lion.

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay, so what's the common factor? Because you just said. All those are the same. They need oxygen. All those are the same. They need water. Yes.

[A]

Can a fish.

[B]

Can he what? We're going to kiss. Can he what? Please say it, you idiot. Can a fish live without water? Say it.

[A]

Yeah. Can a fish live without water?

[B]

No.

[A]

Can a fish live without air?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Can a dolphin live without air?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

A dolphin can spend the rest of its life under sea.

[B]

Maybe not the rest. Maybe not the rest of his. Oh, I got pigged. Oh, my God. That's a hard insult, bro. Just because they finish me off. Okay.

[A]

Can a dolphin.

[B]

Your eyes are so, so watery. They have a beautiful little glaze going.

[A]

Can a dolphin.

[B]

Dude, you're so sassy. I see your moose knuckle through your cheeks. Oh, my God.

[A]

Can a dolphin live without air?

[B]

I think the technical answer is no.

[A]

Can a fish live without air?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Therefore. Ergo, difference.

[B]

Yeah, difference. That's not case. Close. You didn't win. Stupid idiot. Oh, my God. Matter of fact, none of the. The tiger, the donkey, the elephant, the hippo and everything in between. They have to have water, too, so off they don't swim. And dignity.

[A]

I'm talking about to live, to breathe,

[B]

they have to drink water.

[A]

Live, breathing water to breathe water.

[B]

Dude, if you can breathe water, you're a fish. Why is this so hard?

[A]

Exactly. Exactly my point.

[B]

No, it's not. Can dolphins breathe water? Can dolphins breathe water?

[A]

Yes. They can maintain water regulation. Holy.

[B]

Shut the up. Maintain water regulation. He's not my plumber. They can maintain water regulation. Get a PVC pipe and some oxidil or whatever it's called. They can breathe water. So can a whale. So can a fish. So can a bass. So can an amoeba.

[A]

That's my favorite defense. I used to. I used to love the amoeba.

[B]

Amoeba. Amoeba.

[A]

I would get so many rebounds and steals coming up.

[B]

You'd always go dunk.

[A]

Same signature dunk. I'd love it. I mean, stop passing the bar right there. Oh, yeah. How many times have you. Do you watch film? Okay. Speaking of watching film, over on our Patreon last week.

[B]

Oh, a banger.

[A]

Or this week or last week. I don't remember. It's already out on Patreon. Two days ago, the highly anticipated, highly, highly requested boyfriend and girlfriend, Peyton and Sarah Q and A was released fully on the Patreon. Available right now. Available for our Koala prime and our Koala royalty members. So be sure to go over there and join to watch that. And we're gonna give you a little sneak preview at the end of this.

[B]

Yeah, we are, dude. Okay. And I'm not gonna lie. We've already seen it. And, you know, she. She exposes some things, but I. The. The clear cut difference between Sarah and Liv is live. Will do that in front of other people.

[A]

Expose you.

[B]

The niceness to do it just with y'.

[A]

All. Yeah. On our Patreon Live the other day, she.

[B]

There was a stranger in our house. There's a stranger in our house. Not a stranger, actually. I take that back. She's a friend. She was taking pictures. And in the middle of her taking pictures of my family, Liv walks up to me and goes five feet away. Holy, babe, your ears are disgusting. And stuck her claw in my ear and starts digging and she goes. And lo and behold, falling out like a gold mine. So, yeah, it's gross, but, dude, it's like, pull me aside. She has no. I mean, it's unbelievable.

[A]

Shit. That's the thing with relationships, girl. Our girls, like, reveal way too much about us.

[B]

So much. We're in my house, taking me to my bedroom. This is my house. I'm supposed to be the most confident and safe around you. My. That. She's broken that. In my house. These are my four walls. I should be able to be butt naked. I mean, as small as I can be. And still feel like a man. She goes, holy, your ears are disgusting. Cameron, what'd the photographer do? She looked. She's five feet away. She was like, oh, yeah. She's like, let's do. Let's put dad ears facing that way. And I was like, I mean, yeah, dude.

[A]

Okay, so you get it too. Like, so what? As you're about to see, you're gonna get a sneak peek preview of what's already available on our patreon patreon.com you should know podcast or click the link in the description. This is the Peyton and Sarah Q and A. And we reveal everything. The you should know podcast. All these questions came from our Patreon. If you want to be involved in any ysk unplugged video, make sure you subscribe to the Patreon. The Patreon gets complete control of things like this and you get everything one week early, completely ad free and uncensored. So you get this thing uncensored.

[B]

All right.

[A]

From our Patreon. Oh, this is a good question.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Where was Yalls first date? It depends on what we kind of date.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What would you say in your mind, was our first date Almost never a good start. I mean, almost never good.

[C]

We never had like a first official date. Like, oh, let's. Let's go get ready for our first date. We never had that.

[A]

Really?

[B]

We didn't.

[A]

Yeah, we did.

[C]

We did.

[A]

Sarah. Oh, my God, dude, this may be the end of our relationship.

[C]

If I'm thinking what I'm thinking, then.

[A]

Okay, what are you thinking? Just say your house. Am I right, fellas? Am I right? What I count our first date as, which is probably not right, is sushi marquee. No, really.

[C]

We were with a group of people.

[A]

You were with a group of people.

[C]

I posted you were with a group of people too. That was not our first date. I was there for my friend's birthday.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. So what happened?

[C]

That was not a date.

[A]

So what happened was that was the day of our movie premiere of our first tour live show.

[B]

God.

[A]

Our first tour went on, we filmed it and we put in a movie theater that was kind of close to where Sarah grew up. Was that intentional? I don't know. And so I remember telling Sarah, hey, I would really like if you came to this movie premiere. It would mean a lot. Like, she obviously didn't like me at this time. Like, she didn't want anything to do with me. But I invited her out to it. I thought it would be a little flex. She said no, she didn't show up.

[C]

It was Jada's birthday.

[A]

Yeah, whoever. She didn't show up. So then after me and the guys and some girls, we went to this sushi restaurant that is no longer existing. RFP Sushi Marquee that was across the street from a club. So as we were walking to Sushi Marquis, who do I see walking out of this club? The one, the only, Sarah Bungalow with a group of girls. That was very bold of me to do what I did because it's not my character to do that. I literally grabbed her and then grab you. Let's put that up. I poached her from her friend group.

[C]

And I would never, like, leave a friend on her birthday. But they were going home. Like they had called it a night. We had our fun. They're about to go home. We were heading to the parking lot, to our cars, and that's when Peyton came up.

[A]

And I was like, Sarah, I was like, come on, come to sushi. Come on, come on, come on. Because I think you hadn't texted me back. That's the thing. Like, you hadn't texted me back that day. I was like, hey, what are you doing after this? What are you doing? Like, the whole time I moved from here, I was like this. Sarah, what are you doing?

[C]

I saw him. I was like, yeah.

[B]

And I said, we're all going in here.

[C]

Like, okay.

[A]

And then we. We went into Sushi Marquee. We took some sake bomb shots. That was the first time we, like, sat down together.

[C]

And like, we still have that video.

[A]

I have that video. Yeah, look at it. But yeah, that was the first time we ever did. Dude, I was so happy. I was having so much fun. And I was like, like, let's continue the night. And you're like, I'm going home.

[B]

And then we didn't talk again for

[A]

like another two months. So that was great. That was our first date. Who said I love you first?

[C]

Is that your question?

[B]

That's my question.

[C]

You said I love you first. Who?

[A]

You who?

[C]

I said I love you first.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Boys. It was an accident. That like, wasn't an accident cuz it like came out so natural. But like I said, yeah. I did not mean to say it, but I said it.

[A]

I obviously really liked her, but I was still trying to figure out, like, do I want to risk getting hurt because Sarah had already committed.

[C]

Not I. I didn't think I did. That's what I'm saying. Like, it just came out. Like, it was like a word vomit.

[A]

I was like, why though? Why would you want to do this? And you're like, yeah. And it's because I love you. And I literally was like this. I was like. And I didn't say it back.

[C]

Yeah, he didn't say it back. Which I wasn't offended.

[B]

Like, yeah.

[C]

Because I didn't even think I was ready to say it, but it just happened. And I didn't want to be like, oh, I take that back, because it came out like, it was, like, organic, like everything else, so.

[A]

All right, last question here. This is a big one. All right, when do we plan on having kids and how many do we want? Well, the answer to that is the you should know podcast.

[B]

All right, everybody, we hope you enjoyed that preview. Remember, it is already out right now to our Koala club members. That is the second link in the description below. It is our patreon. That is where all of our exclusive content goes. An incredible community over there. And there's so, so much more where that came from. But the first link in the description is, you should know. Studios.com tickets for the YSK House store are available right now. And guys, it is is happening. The time is here. It's officially touring season. We are about to hit the road. Do not miss it. Check all the cities. Come to the one closest to you. And I promise you, I promise you, you're gonna have a fantastic tour.

[A]

Starts next week in San Francisco. Holy crap.

[B]

Next week in San Francisco. That is our first stop. San Francisco. Be ready, boy. Go ahead, get them tickets. And if you're watching this, you in San Francisco. You ain't got your ticket yet. Get your ticket. We coming. Y' all gotta. Y' all gotta start it off hot. I gotta start off hot. It's the first stop.

[C]

Stop.

[B]

But appreciate you so much for coming back. Watching another episode you should know, podcast, confuse the casuals. Get your good karma with this week's secret code. Pbw.

[A]

Pretty white women.

[B]

What? No. Party bus wrong. Party bus wrong.

[A]

That was this episode, huh?

[B]

Yeah. Leave it everywhere. Leave it in the comments of all the posts, all the clips, and the full link. We absolutely love y'.

[A]

All. Yeah. Tell people if you see a clip on Tick Tock and people like, I want to see the full thing. Just everybody direct them to episode 221 of the YSK podcast on. On wherever you want to watch it. Remember, one out of two bears don't make it home to Christmas. And I'll see you.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Next time.

[B]

Yes, sir. Goodbye now.