OUR STALKER GOT ARRESTED! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast

Episode 181: OUR STALKER GOT ARRESTED!
Hosts: Peyton Hardin (Pete) & Cameron Kennedy (Cam)
Date: September 8, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of the You Should Know Podcast delivers the show’s trademark high-energy banter, roasts, and personal storytelling, focusing on childhood antics, public prank culture, wild meet-and-greet experiences—including an actual arrest—and the psychology of being around people you don't know. As always, Peyton and Cam weave in themes about friendship, discipline, and what truly counts as indecent behavior (spoiler: they disagree). The show is jam-packed with hilarious anecdotes, thought-provoking reflections, and a signature pop culture review to round things out.

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Main Sections & Highlights

1. Childhood Memories & Wild Neighborhoods

[03:23–07:50]

• Pete and Cam reminisce about their chaotic childhood including slap box tournaments in the woods, neighborhood affairs, and odd characters from their hometowns.

• Cam describes being the “bookie” for slap boxing and reselling Gatorade for profit.

• Pete reveals that his neighborhood was so odd, the FBI raided a nearby house and another kid once “shanked his mom.”

  “You had FBI raiding next to your house. …the other kid was collecting toenails, wanted to shank his mom.”
  – Cam [05:41]

• A secret affair in Pete’s cul de sac is alluded to, with hilarious NFL-themed innuendoes.

• Cam reflects on the "mystique" of parents' affairs and how it captivates neighborhood gossip.

• Discussion of an app that exposes cheaters, which launches a riff on blackmail and trust in relationships.

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2. Pranks, Public Mischief, and the Culture of Viral Gags

[16:22–24:14]

• Cam asks if public pranks are “acceptable.” Pete confesses he hates them but admits some are hilariously creative.

• Cam details two favorite prank accounts:

  • One where a Black man uses a translation app to trick white strangers into thinking they've just uttered something racist.
  • The infamous “screamer” TikToker who was arrested (facing nine years) after escalating pranks to impersonating tire-shop management and manipulating real customers' cars.

    “He dressed up... went to a tire shop. ...‘We're from corporate. Start working.’ And they all just start cranking lug nuts...”
    – Cam [19:40]

• Both hosts confess to childhood pranks: Pete’s failed attempt at a Taco Bell prank and Cam’s infamous “poop dollar” stunt.

• Cam recalls being chased by a barefoot, bald man after a Ding Dong Ditch—“adrenaline spike, I turned into Usain Bolt.” [22:42]

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3. Casino Lows & the Sadness of Gambling Alone

[24:20–30:01]

• Pete recounts catching COVID in 2025 (“embarrassing!”) and, once out of quarantine, driving over three hours for a two-minute, $400 casino loss:

  “Three hours of collective driving for two minutes of gambling—that is... that'll make you think certain ways.”
  – Cam [29:43]

• Pete’s most embarrassing fan encounter: being recognized as “the podcast guy” for counting tip money on his fingers at the casino bar.

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4. Debating Discipline: The Bed-Making Argument

[31:27–34:59]

• Pete and Cam have an extended, hilarious debate about making the bed as an act of daily discipline:

  “If you have the discipline to wake up and make your bed when there’s no need, there’s no point, there’s no reason... you start your day off immediately with a small win, and those wins can snowball.”
  – Cam [33:13]

• Pete pushes back, arguing that true life victories are things like still waking up with “a full erection.” [33:30]

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5. Making Others Laugh: Race, Parties, and Awkward Adolescence

[35:54–43:29]

• Cam recalls the dopamine rush of making a group of Black friends laugh as a white kid growing up: “Unbelievable, dog. It is a dopamine hit like no other.” [36:17]
• Story about his first "kickback" in sixth grade—awkward twerking moments and adolescent peer pressure with “the Cyclone.”
• This moves into a conversation about party/social behavior and how Cam remains awkward in group scenarios, even as an adult.

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6. Peyton and Cam at the Weekend Concert: Fanboying and Faux-pas

[43:29–51:49]

• Hilarious account of their experience at a Weeknd concert:
  • Cam, 6’7”, acts like an overexcited, awkward dad—shirt over his head, using classic "woo" concert screams.
  • Pete “turns into a groupie,” waving a shirt and jumping to get the Weeknd’s attention (“How do I make you want me!”) [49:10]
• Both hosts admit to embarrassing behavior, mutually roasting each other.

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7. Being Around (and Judging) Other People

[53:26–59:10]

• Cam explains his parents’ favorite pastime: “people-watching,” especially on cruises.
• Pete launches into a revealing psychological discussion on his fear and discomfort of being in an unchosen group—why he’ll never go on cruises or group trips.

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8. The "Bad Dog" Relationship Dilemma

[59:10–63:35]

• Scenario: What to do if your significant other’s pet is awful?

• Cam admits he'd first try to secretly train the dog, but if hopeless, would present an ultimatum: “The beast or me.”

  “If a dog gets to that level… it is just objectively an awful pet, get rid of it.” – Cam [61:46]

• Detailed, unfiltered talk about pet hygiene and gross animal stories.

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9. What Is Public Indecency, Really?

[65:03–70:16]

• Bone-dry legal debate about whether pooping/peeing yourself in public could be a crime.

• Both hosts present absurd hypothetical scenarios: “So, you’re saying if I went to Golden Corral… and I just absolutely start unloading a poop in my pants—that’s not a crime?” – Pete [66:03]

• Pierce (off-screen) chimes in: Disorderly conduct includes “creating offensive conditions”—possibly including defecating on oneself in public. [69:35]

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10. Key Segment: OUR STALKER GOT ARRESTED! — Wild Meet-and-Greet Story

[70:45–75:29]

• Highlight: At a live show in Phoenix, a fan’s boyfriend was ARRESTED in the meet-and-greet line for violating probation.
  • The girlfriend, undeterred, simply asks: “Can you sign his phone case?”
  • “She stayed for the show! I was like, well, I’ve been waiting months for this—I’m going to meet them.” – Pete [73:09]
  • Cam and Pete incredulous at both her loyalty and the chillness of the remaining fans.

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11. Pop Culture Peyton & Cam

[76:00–79:56]

• Cam recaps the trending true crime doc “Unknown Number: High School Catfish” (Netflix), about a small-town Michigan case where relentless, unpredictable texting/harassment goes on for 22 months, involving FBI intervention.
  • No spoilers, but highly recommended for listeners who enjoy wild, twisty stories.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Childhood Mishaps:
  “You had FBI raiding next to your house. ...the other kid was collecting toenails, wanted to shank his mom.” – Cam [05:41]

• On Discipline:
  “If you have the discipline to wake up and make your bed when there’s no need, there’s no point, there’s no reason... you start your day off immediately with a small win, and those wins can snowball.” – Cam [33:13]

  “All win in life is, like, oh, I’m still waking up with a full erection. Like, that’s a win, like, you know what I mean?” – Pete [33:30]

• On Making Black Friends Laugh:
  “There’s not too many things better than making a group of black people, like, laugh or happy. ...It is a dopamine hit like no other.” – Cam [36:17]

• On the Public Prankster Getting Arrested:
  “He dressed up... went to a tire shop. ...‘We’re from corporate. Start working.’ And they all just start cranking lug nuts...” – Cam [19:40]

• On Fan Encounters:
  “Once I saw you count with your fingers, I was like, that is the podcast guy. Embarrassing way to get recognized.” – Pete [27:32]

• Meet-and-Greet Arrest:
  “She said, oh, yeah… the police came by and took him in the car.” – Cam [72:00] “So, I’ve been waiting months for this: I’m going to meet them.” – Pete [73:09]

• On Group Travel Anxiety:
  “I have an anxiety of being grouped with a bunch of people and I can’t choose the group. ...That’s the main reason I don’t do trips and I don’t do cruises…” – Pete [56:26]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Chaos of Childhood – [03:20–07:50]
• The “Affair” and Cheater App – [05:57–11:53]
• Public Pranks: Poop Dollar, Screaming TikTok Guy’s Arrest – [16:22–24:14]
• Casino Depression Story – [24:20–30:01]
• Making the Bed Debate – [31:27–34:59]
• Tedious Social Anxiety/Group Travel Fears – [53:26–59:10]
• Bad Dog Ultimatums in Relationships – [59:10–63:35]
• Is Public Pooping a Crime? – [65:03–70:16]
• Meet-and-Greet Arrest Story – [70:45–75:29]
• Pop Culture Peyton & Cam (Netflix Catfish Doc) – [76:00–79:56]

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Tone & Style

Lively, irreverent, and deeply personal—the co-hosts combine locker room humor, honest reflection, quick asides, and surreal hypotheticals. Their banter swings between vulnerable, wildly inappropriate, and laugh-out-loud absurd. The episode is ideal for fans who enjoy unfiltered, quick-witted conversation with sudden but sincere detours into emotional realness.

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Summary for New Listeners

• The core of this episode is classic You Should Know Podcast: brutal honesty, nostalgia, and no topic too weird.
• The headline moments include tales of childhood mischief, a searing debate on whether making your bed actually matters, a public meet-and-greet arrest, darker debates about indecency and public conduct, and a rapid-fire pop culture breakdown.
• Strong language, grown-up topics, and hilarious tangents make this episode both entertaining and unpredictable—if you want to catch the wildest stories and laugh at life’s many taboos, this is a must-listen.

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Secret Code from Episode: ppc – “Good morning PPC people!”
Teaser: Keep an eye out for their live Tampa show (soon available for purchase) and a full documentary to follow.

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Endnote:
No other podcast makes self-exposure, public embarrassment, and philosophical debates about poop so outrageously fun. If you want locker room energy and stories you couldn't make up, hit play or catch them in the Koala Club on Patreon.

Transcript

[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

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[Cam]

Wow.

[Pete]

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[Cam]

Attack. Siege attack. That was. Sorry.

[Pete]

Wow.

[Cam]

I went. That was.

[Pete]

Now we have absolute. For the audio listeners, you don't know what's going on, but we just got a bunch of plastic hands thrown at us. But we got co host cam back in the studio.

[Cam]

I've never. I have not seen this many open poems.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Since my seventh grade slap box tournament we held in the woods.

[Pete]

You. Did you participate in slap boxing?

[Cam]

I was the bookie.

[Pete]

Everybody would take their bets through you.

[Cam]

And I had my mom buy a 12 pack of Gatorade. She thought it was for basketball practice. Took it to the woods.

[Pete]

Didn't your mom was passing out little.

[Cam]

Little 12 ounce Gatorades. I said, hey, you got a next round. Just get that little slip right there.

[Pete]

Dude, didn't your mom steal the snacks from the concession stand?

[Cam]

I stole from my mom from the concession stand. Rebag them up the price. Went to school, started dealing.

[Pete]

Okay. I thought you had like a whole like Gambino family tree going on over there.

[Cam]

Lisa was innocent. Lisa was instant. She was the head booster of the band club. Band boosters. Because my brother was on the quads.

[Pete]

The quads. The drum set.

[Cam]

That's four, six.

[Pete]

I knew you.

[Cam]

Which doesn't make too much sense because.

[Pete]

Quad is four quads. Four.

[Cam]

There's four big ones and there's two.

[Pete]

Little guys at the bottom. I knew your brother was a little black.

[Cam]

Drumming's a black thing.

[Pete]

Oh. You ever seen like TSU band?

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Pete]

Once you get a little up and down with your drugs.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

That's that.

[Cam]

Yeah. Probably can't, but that was fun. But then Max started bleeding from his nose.

[Pete]

Who's Max?

[Cam]

I'm not going to say his legal government, but he was. He was the headliner for that. He was the headliner for that woods card. And he started bleeding. We all got scared and left. Oh, and then we walked back with Max and he was talking about how he did the other guy in the whole time.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

We all said, max, you're the only one bleeding.

[Pete]

I think he wins.

[Cam]

I think he wins by default. No one else has he hit you with.

[Pete]

You should see the other guy. Yeah.

[Cam]

He said, bro, I really. If you really think about. I'll slap him. We like Max. You're bloody. Yeah, you're bloody from open hand. Yeah, you lost, dude.

[Pete]

That's y'. All spent a lot of time in the woods as children.

[Cam]

We did. Well, it was right behind our neighborhood. Literally right behind. It was just like. It wasn't even wood.

[Pete]

Underdeveloped. Yeah. You lived. You lived a little underdeveloped.

[Cam]

We lived under. You have America's strangest cul de sac.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You had FBI raiding next to your house. You had. The other kid was collecting toenails, wanted to shank his mom.

[Pete]

Yeah, no, he did shake his mom. He actually. And his mom ran out of the house bleeding. It was crazy.

[Cam]

You can't say there's something else that.

[Pete]

Happened on that cul de sac that I was reminded of this week because I went back to my hometown this week, but I can't say it.

[Cam]

You have to.

[Pete]

No, no, no. Because it's really personal to some people that I think they might watch. But just know there was an affair going on in that cul de sac that I didn't know about until this weekend.

[Cam]

Dude. Okay. Hot take. And God. God bless you.

[Pete]

And it was an affair that you played for the other team. Oh.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Pete]

And so I was like, dude, we should have had a reality show.

[Cam]

He said, come over. Watch that Eagles game. They weren't watching football.

[Pete]

Oh, no. But something was soaring.

[Cam]

Something was. So they were doing a lot of.

[Pete]

Somebody was the center.

[Cam]

Oh, somebody center. Someone was quarterback sneaking.

[Pete]

Oh, my God. Somebody. Oh, the Browns.

[Cam]

They played for the Browns. They had a Super bowl.

[Pete]

And they ran out of the tunnel. Oh. Oh, wow. Here we go. Or ran into the tunnel. We don't know. It was halftime.

[Cam]

Oh, God. A lot of coaches talks.

[Pete]

Anyway, here we go.

[Cam]

Hot take. God bless anyone that has had their parents a part of an affair.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Isn't there something just, like, mystical about that?

[Pete]

I always been intrigued in affairs and relationships.

[Cam]

It's kind of like. It's a weird. It just gives me a sense of, I can now invade your privacy.

[Pete]

Right.

[Cam]

Because you're already doing something wrong. So two wrongs don't make a right. But I kind of want to see it, dude.

[Pete]

So. So I think that goes to, like, our one. Like, it's a car crash. You always got to turn your head at the car crash. You're like, oh, God, 100%, dude. I think I got it passed down from my mom because we were in the van this week, actually. Never got.

[Cam]

You don't own a van.

[Pete]

You're lying.

[Cam]

You don't own a van. We were in the van.

[Pete]

We were in an Uber. We were going to my mom's birthday dinner. Right?

[Cam]

Beautiful dinner, Beautiful woman. Happy 60th.

[Pete]

Happy 60th. My mother.

[Cam]

Everybody leave love in the comments. She gave us him and he gave us this. So.

[Pete]

Yeah, so shout out to my mom. Big 60. The big six. Zero.

[Cam]

Big six.

[Pete]

Oh, now, we were driving to the dinner, right? And she was on her phone. You know how old people look down at the phone like this? They can't. Old people can never directly look at technology. Oh, no, they're always a little head down like this. Like that makes your vision any better.

[Cam]

But my grandma, now that's the. Now that's the next phase of old.

[Pete]

Now. God couldn't even make her see, right?

[Cam]

No, she's. I mean, it is right there, letter by letter. Boy, I swear to you, she used to have that old cricket or that old, old people phone.

[Pete]

Jitterbug, jitterbug. I wanted to.

[Cam]

That font was size 120. Wasn't big enough.

[Pete]

Braille.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, no, she. 100. She said, oh, yeah. It's another text from Cameron. And she said, hey, sweetie. Things. She's talking the whole time. She's on the weather app, but it's okay. It's okay. Said you get my text? I said, you haven't sent the text. She goes, who the hell I've been talking to?

[Pete]

So Channel seven. Yeah.

[Cam]

Talking to meteorologist, but not me.

[Pete]

But yeah, she was. She was on this. First of all, she was on a social media site that I didn't know existed.

[Cam]

Now we're getting somewhere, you know?

[Pete]

Whoa, whoa.

[Cam]

Like a. Like a. A list. Like a.

[Pete]

It's a real app.

[Cam]

It's not like a. Someone made it on the black market.

[Pete]

Careful.

[Cam]

Like in. Oh, someone made. On the white mark.

[Pete]

No, nothing to do with it.

[Cam]

So it's a real app.

[Pete]

Yes, it's a real. I guess I didn't. I never got the name of it, but I saw her. I saw her scrolling on it and I was like, I've never seen that interface before. I don't know what this technology is, right? And then she goes, no way. Girl talking to my aunt. And then she points the phone back and it. Basically, it's an app where you post if. Are we dating the same guy or something like that. And so basically these girls or women will screenshot or a picture of the guy that they're talking to or dating and be like, hey, this is my. My man. Or this is my girlfriend's man in this city.

[Cam]

Anybody else, Anybody.

[Pete]

Anybody recognize this tattoo if they don't want to show the face? And then under my mom recognized the dude. Oh, right. My mom recognized the dude cuz she worked with the guy.

[Cam]

Oh, no.

[Pete]

And then under it, basically, he was having an affair on his wife with the man, which is. The affair is the problem here. The affair is the problem.

[Cam]

Sexual orientation is not.

[Pete]

We don't give a. The problem. And I immediately was like, mom, that. Don't you seem. That's like a little dumb. She got. This is the best I've ever seen. I'm 60. I got to do. She's like, this is the best app ever, bro.

[Cam]

What? Okay. See?

[Pete]

Oh, God.

[Cam]

For there to be an app to get people caught up. Go. Go get a job or something.

[Pete]

I thought. That's what I thought.

[Cam]

If they're do. If they're doing enough to cheat in silence, let it be.

[Pete]

Yes. But then I immediately. As soon as I saw that, I was like, I have something over Cam now. I immediately went to. I can blackmail Cam whenever I want.

[Cam]

Because you're gonna take a picture of me.

[Pete]

I'm literally gonna create an account. I'm gonna be Sabrina. Whatever name I come up with, whatever I'm feeling sexy with at that time of day, maybe, you know. Oh, never mind. I was gonna Nino. That doesn't fit a name that you would.

[Cam]

What? It could. What name?

[Pete]

Well, I was thinking more cultural. The name for your culture, Michael. Yours? No, mine. Oh, for you. Oh, right. That's the problem. Good morning. And I. I'm thinking I could make an account, take a picture of you and be like, is anybody else. Do you know this guy? And I could. I could literally ruin you.

[Cam]

Thank God. My wife. Yeah, my wife. My lover is not on these apps. Doesn't care and has undying loyalty and does not question me whatsoever.

[Pete]

Oh, but if. Daddy.

[Cam]

That's solid plastic Turkins. What is it called, Turk? Tungsten.

[Pete]

I don't know what that is, but do you understand? Like, it could. You're notable enough to. If I did that, it would catch some steam.

[Cam]

It would catch steam, but.

[Pete]

And if it caught enough steam, live would be like, Cam and I.

[Cam]

That's literally Peyton. Like, that is Peyton.

[Pete]

Like, what are you talking.

[Cam]

That's Peyton. That's. Who else would have this photograph?

[Pete]

She goes, you.

[Cam]

I don't know. You tell me. And I go, that's paid.

[Pete]

And then you start doing that. And then I have. I have eight years, nine years worth of pictures of you just in vulnerable positions. And I could just start posting those and be like, you think this is fake?

[Cam]

You have the most picture of me that any other. Let Alone, man. Human has of me.

[Pete]

You wanted to tell them what it was? Oh, literally a couple days ago.

[Cam]

A couple days ago.

[Pete]

Tell them what picture I have of you on my phone.

[Cam]

He has a picture of me in my underwear with them receding up my crack. And I'm. I'm hitting a slight pose in a mirror.

[Pete]

He literally. He literally has. He would set the phone up. He FaceTime me, and the phone was set up, and I didn't see anybody but his wife in bed like this. And I was like, why is. How did Liv call me from such a distance on Cam's phone live was giggling, and I was like, what? What's happening? Cam struts in front of the camera, shirtless. All he has is undies on.

[Cam]

Yeah, they were. They were. There was skin colored underwear.

[Pete]

Skin colored underwear. So I was already a little thrown off. I was like, there's a butt naked Cam here. Yeah. He turns around, nothing but cheek and thigh in the camera. Pulls up his panties to go into his crack. He looked like. He looked like vintage J. Lo, right?

[Cam]

Oh, I'm not going to lie.

[Pete]

And then. And then he said, what? You're turning around? And he started squiggling his butt cheeks like that. And he goes, you can't tell me you wouldn't hit this. He kept saying, you can't tell me you wouldn't hit this. And I was like. It was literally 2pm on a Wednesday. And his kids on the floor like this. Like, poor Malachi is looking at his dad, so his uncle. But then I was like, cam, you have the body of yes Jules. I've said it forever. Dude, you put a Twitter picture of yes Jules next to that picture of your. It's the same.

[Cam]

Use a little bit of AI and you get rid of my lower back hair and then clean up a little bit.

[Pete]

Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

Not like blemishes. Like, I got a pretty spotless. Like, porcelain.

[Pete]

You got a little spotless monkey.

[Cam]

Little peach.

[Pete]

Nice little male snail. Yeah, yeah, you do.

[Cam]

You get rid of that hair. You can't. You get rid of the hair and you just go shoulder blades down. Because I'm not super developed in my back. They can mistake it for a broad.

[Pete]

Yeah. A little pudge.

[Cam]

And then there we go.

[Pete]

There.

[Cam]

There's.

[Pete]

You do have a womanly bag. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

[Cam]

I basically, I had a great leg day.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

My wife said I had no. And I said, watch. I'm gonna call. I'm gonna call my man.

[Pete]

Yeah, call your boyfriend.

[Cam]

And then I. I surprised you with. With some. See, that's the now one out of ten.

[Pete]

No, a little bit of that was a lot and I. We got it. We gotta mute that whole thing. I'm not gonna. That was. That was a lot. That was. No, that was too much and I regret saying it. How was your week, Kev? What'd you do? No, that was a lot. No, it was a lot and I'm sorry.

[Cam]

That was way past a lot. That was the. Arguably, without getting incredibly detailed, that was the most you could have said. That was unbelievable.

[Pete]

Patreon will hear what I said.

[Cam]

Oh my God, they will.

[Pete]

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[Cam]

My week was. My week was hilarious. It was fun. Family came down over the weekend. You were in. You were in your hometown. So you didn't get to enjoy good old TJ and Zoe and everything.

[Pete]

It's all good.

[Cam]

But I. I have to address something. Do you think now and be unbiased. Take the creator out of you.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Cam]

Do you think public pranks are fine? Do you think they're acceptable?

[Pete]

I hate a public prank. I hate a dude, okay? To a degree.

[Cam]

Now I hate them because I feel this weird third party, like, right, guilt for these innocent people just living their life. They're just Getting noodles or something. They get pranked. Yeah, dude. But some of them, I mean, they are literally hilarious. There's two prank, like, accounts that I came across this weekend, just chilling. And they are the funniest ever. One of them is a black man.

[Pete]

Nice.

[Cam]

That pretends he can't speak English. And he asks for directions to the restroom. Okay. So he walks up and he goes. No. Plays it. And goes, could. I can't speak English. Could you help me to the restroom? And it's always white people in front of him.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And they go, oh, it's over there or something. And he's. You can see him swipe his phone.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He hits it again, and it's a premeditated recording. And it goes. Translating sentence. Go find it yourself, Blackie. Or something like that. And in their face every time.

[Pete]

That is hilarious. That is a great prank.

[Cam]

It is.

[Pete]

That is a. Now that's a prank that I can get behind.

[Cam]

And then. But the best part is he. Because he has the. Either the Metazon or something.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And he's watching them, and everyone always freaks out. No, I did it.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

This one guy. I don't know if he got so embarrassed or what. He literally does the sentence, says that. He just goes. He goes, I'm sorry. And walked. He walked. He just. He accepted it.

[Pete]

He knows.

[Cam]

He didn't say that. He said the real sense. He was like, I don't really know, man. I think it's back there. Take a left. He goes, get away from me. You always need help with your kind or whatever it is. And he goes, I'm sorry.

[Pete]

Walks off. That's hilarious.

[Cam]

The second prank, dude, people are just idiots. But it's so funny. This man goes into Home Depots and Lowe's with the huge, like, the huge whatever.

[Pete]

Like the screaming, I need help.

[Cam]

Not that.

[Pete]

Oh, I think that's the best. He got arrested.

[Cam]

He's. He's facing nine years.

[Pete]

Wait, we got to give the backstory on this guy before you go into your second. He got arrested.

[Cam]

He got arrested. Facing nine years. And there's multiple different entities trying to crowdsource for him.

[Pete]

Basically, if you don't know, there's this.

[Cam]

Tick tocker and he goes, heston something.

[Pete]

He goes to, like, hb he goes to, like, Lowe's, Home Depot.

[Cam]

Just stores.

[Pete]

And he'll go to, like, the corner of the store and just scream as loud as he can, like, oh, my God. I didn't help.

[Cam]

I remember the first time I showed you that. It is the. I mean, that used to Be my. That used to give me joy.

[Pete]

It's so funny. And then the people, like, the workers would come over and be to him and be like, hey, you can't do that. And he'd be like, it's not me. It's not me. And the. The smart part about this prank is he had a second guy, a backup screamer at the other end of the store.

[Cam]

And then he's just, like.

[Pete]

Screaming, and he goes, see? You heard it too. Yeah. Yeah. So he got arrested.

[Cam]

Got arrested for what? I think that on. He. He dressed up. Him. Oh, yeah. To go into, like, a tire shop.

[Pete]

Shop.

[Cam]

Yeah. And he literally said, we're from corporate.

[Pete]

And he. He, like, took over the whole tire.

[Cam]

Shop, and they were, like, illegally messing with people's cars.

[Pete]

Yeah. Okay, Then that you get arrested for. Okay. If you're messing. If y' all couldn't hear that. Basically, he had a team dress up, go to a tire shop, and, like, was messing with people's cars.

[Cam]

It was like 10 of his boys. They were all wearing the uniform. He goes, corporate, we're here to clean shop. Go ahead, boys. Start working. And they all just start cranking lug nuts, sort of wiping cars.

[Pete]

Do you know the funny part about these pranks that you bring up these public pranks? Whenever we, like, I was watching YouTube as a kid. Pranks were, like, the top of YouTube, like, Fousey, Roman Atwood, bro. Like, pranks were the face of YouTube. That's whenever I was trying to start my YouTube journey, did. I tried to do a public prank one time with my friend Cooper.

[Cam]

There we go. That's all I was gonna ask you.

[Pete]

And so I remember we went to a Taco Bell, we put on these hats that were like, YODA and, like, R2D2. We went with, like, this flip camcorder, right? And we didn't have any direction on what we were gonna do when we went into the Taco Bell. But Cooper, he didn't know YouTube or, like, anything, so he was like, I'll just hold the camera for you. Go do the prank. So we walk into this Taco Bell, he sits down at a table, and it's filming me as I walk up to the Taco Bell person.

[Cam]

And.

[Pete]

And I got up there, and they're like, how can I help you? I kid you not. I, like, froze for a minute and a half. I was just, like, looking at the guy, and then I just walked out. And then I found out that these pranks are fake. Like, all those times the pranks were fake. And I was like, no wonder that pranks are not for the week, bro.

[Cam]

I did. I did one prank as well.

[Pete]

Really?

[Cam]

It was called poop dollar. So we, my friends, we had his. His dog took a sh. T. And we picked it up in a brown bag. We drove to Walmart, and his older brother took the piece of poop, put a glove on, took the piece of poop, wrapped a dollar bill around it, and we waited for no one to walk out of the doors, and we set it right in front of the doors, and then we went back to the car, and we were just sitting there waiting, and this guy literally came out, sees the dollar bill, reaches over, picks it up, it's full of dog. He drops it and went. And then we drove off. And his older brother goes, you got poop Dollar. And we literally just drove out of the.

[Pete]

That's why I brought it up, because.

[Cam]

I wanted to see if you ever, like, experienced that, bro. The rush.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

The whole time I was in that car, I. I literally felt like I was gonna go to hell.

[Pete]

It felt so guilty. Oh, you're such a. Oh. Everybody in the car was like, oh, we got him. And you were probably like, dude, I don't know. It's not right.

[Cam]

No. At the climax, it was hilarious. Yeah, you got pooped all the time. Even rolled down my window. I was like, clean your hands. Like, it was. And we just sped off.

[Pete]

You got pooped, bro.

[Cam]

It was. It was great. And in the classic.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Classic ding dong ditching.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I mean, holy. Did we picked the wrong guys out.

[Pete]

Really?

[Cam]

I'm talking ding dong. He was right there.

[Pete]

That's always what I was.

[Cam]

Literally.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

A grown bald man starts chasing us barefoot down the neighborhood. You talk about an adrenaline spike. I turned into Usain Bolt.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

There's no way I was gonna.

[Pete]

Cause, dude, I was forced gu.

[Cam]

I could have ran for state.

[Pete]

Yeah, we.

[Cam]

I literally just went, yeah. And I just ran so far and just let. Bro, that. That adrenaline is unmatched.

[Pete]

We pranked our principal, like, in a bunch of ways. I think I've said it before, but we. We forked our. Our principal's yard.

[Cam]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[Pete]

So if you don't know what forking is, basically. I think what originally forking was is you go to somebody's house and you just put forks all in their yard. Like, you stab forks now. We were like, let's make this worse. So we went and got, like the. The Sam's Club, like, industrial amount of plastic forks. We went to our principal's house. We found it on Google. We stabbed the forks in his yard. But then we were like, let's take this one step further. We went and broke off all the forks in the yard. So he had nothing but fork ends in his grass. Like, hundreds of fork ends in his grass. Don't know how he ever got him out or if he got him out, but that was probably one of the most up things we did.

[Cam]

That would suck like hell, bro. The same. I'm not going to say their name, but the same. My friend that had the older brother, he forked someone the night before a freeze, and he did it intentionally.

[Pete]

That's. Now that's evil.

[Cam]

That's literally evil. He literally forked their whole yard and knew it was going to freeze the next morning. So it's just hard. Just forks in the yard. That would. God, that would.

[Pete]

Yeah, that's evil. I mean, I think my karma came back to me because two weeks ago, I had Covid.

[Cam]

You did.

[Pete]

Everybody knows I had Covid. I was down bad. First of all, getting Covid in 2025.

[Cam]

25 is wicked.

[Pete]

Is absolutely embarrassing. I'm so sorry, CJ. I passed it off to him as well. And he deals with. He dealt with COVID Like, actually, like, look, can I be honest? Like. Like, Like, I swear to God. C.J. had Covid, and I didn't see him for seven days. Like, in his room.

[Cam]

Did not leave his room.

[Pete]

I literally had to, like, slide meals because he wasn't. I. I didn't see him.

[Cam]

You go. You go to slide a meal. You just see it, just takes it.

[Pete]

And so I. I had the big. I had the big bovid, right?

[Cam]

Big bout phobid. They're calling it now fake Covid.

[Pete]

Okay, well, you're getting into some conspiracy episode here. We'll talk to you on Patreon. So I had. I had Covid, right? I got really sick.

[Cam]

You did now? Day.

[Pete]

Like, I was out of the incubation period. I don't remember what day it was, but I felt fine. And I was so tired of being pent up at the house. Everybody else, I was. I was calling people. I was like, hey, nope. Can we hang out later? I'm out of my incubation period. We can hang out. Everybody was like, no, no, I don't want to be around you. I got a kid. I have an immune deficiency. Like, there was a bunch of things going on.

[Cam]

That's not true. I've never said that.

[Pete]

He's. He goes, I don't want the COVID getting in my pap or something. I don't know what he wanted.

[Cam]

He goes, seriously, brother, I can't go down that road again. I was in that 11 days for 11 days.

[Pete]

So I was trying to hang out with people after I got sick, but nobody wanted to hang out with me. So I was like, there's nothing I can do with my friends, but what's something I can do solo? I can go to the casino now. Now granted, I have been depressed in my room for like a week. Just I. I don't do well sitting alone. But I had to, because I don't do well alone at all. At all. The darkest thoughts come. And as soon as I get out of this darkness, nobody wants to touch me. Let me go to the casino. Now, if you don't know, the casino is an hour and 40 minute drive from my house. I decided to leave at like 7:30, right? So I'm getting to the casino late. I'm driving to the casino. I really don't even want to gamble. I just needed to do something.

[Cam]

Needed to do something.

[Pete]

And I'm alone.

[Cam]

Cabin fever.

[Pete]

I'm alone. I drive to the casino.

[Cam]

Mm, it's packed. As it should be. Oh my God. What night did you go?

[Pete]

It was like a Friday night.

[Cam]

Oh, God, prime.

[Pete]

I park at the casino like an acre away. I walk in, right? I walk in, I grab me a little double Jack and coke. Beauty. I'm feeling a little good.

[Cam]

Nothing like good old poison for that.

[Pete]

Weakened immune system, you know what I mean?

[Cam]

He goes, God, I don't feel good. Give me a triple.

[Pete]

And the embarrassing part is, as I was at the bar ordering, they give me back the receipt, I'm going to tip now. It was a weird number, like a seven or an eight. And I don't do well with those with numbers. And I was trying to count how much to tip her. And I didn't know what like five plus seven was. So I did my finger. I count my finger still. And I don't know if that's a.

[Cam]

Problem, grown man, by the way.

[Pete]

There was a man standing behind me And I went, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. And I write the tip behind me. The guy goes, I knew it was you. And I'm like, huh? He goes, once I saw you count with your fingers. I was like, that is the podcast guy. Embarrassing. Way to get recognized.

[Cam]

That's not prime.

[Pete]

I go to the ATM, I pull out $400, right? We'll play with $400. I could turn this to a quick eight real quick. And it'll take me a while to lose it. But I was like, you know what? I've been in the house all week. I'm going to the high rollers table. Go to the high rollers. Hundred dollar hands. Put down my first 100 on blackjack. Gone. I lost. I said, well, put the second 100 down. Gone.

[Cam]

Only up from here.

[Pete]

I'm like, you know what? Got 50% left.

[Cam]

There we go.

[Pete]

We can win. Third 100 down. Grant. I've been at this table for a minute and a half, and I'm down $300. This is my last 400. This is where I rally. Put the last 400 down. Blast. 100 down. Gone. I'm like, me, I call. I call you. I call KRA. I'm like, boys, I've been here for two minutes. I lost $400. And I drove an hour and 40 minutes. Like, you know what? I'm not done. I'm not going out like this. I'm going back to the atm.

[Cam]

There you go. Only up from here.

[Pete]

I put my card into the atm. My card declines. Atm, they do not let me withdraw one more dollar out of this machine. Call K. Rob. And I'm just venting. I'm like, I'm sad, man. I swear to God, the only thing I could do was walk around the casino to, like, walk off my drink. So I'm not driving inebriated. I'm walking around longer than I gambled. I get back in my car and I drive another hour and 40 back to my house. That was my weekend fresh out of.

[Cam]

COVID That was your. That was your reward for getting an illness?

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You lost $400 in 90 seconds. You drove three hours, dude.

[Pete]

You know, three hours of collective driving for two minutes of gambling. That is.

[Cam]

Oh, that'll make you think certain ways that'll. Oh, boy.

[Pete]

I literally got butt naked and watched Mission Impossible. Like, I was like, this is the only thing that can make me happy.

[Cam]

I would have drove home probably in silence, probably in silence.

[Pete]

And I would have just kind of.

[Cam]

Rethought about my existence my whole life. Really did that. In second grade, I just would have started the beginning, went all the way.

[Pete]

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[Pete]

Now on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast.

[Cam]

I do think sometimes people think in very strange ways.

[Pete]

Like what do you mean?

[Cam]

I'm not saying the way I think is right, but I'm saying I think I align my thoughts with the right path most of the time.

[Pete]

Do you think this is a strange thought? Because I was, I went back to my parents house. I stayed with them, right? Yes, I was staying in their guest's bedroom.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Pete]

I was sleeping in the bed. I got up, just left, started my day. My mom comes up to me and she goes, hey, why don't you make up the bed?

[Cam]

Right?

[Pete]

And I said, well mom, let's think rationally here. Where am I sleeping tonight? I'm getting back in that.

[Cam]

Mm.

[Pete]

I do not understand why people are so worried about making your bed if you're gonna go sleep in it a couple hours later.

[Cam]

Oh, now I've had a change of heart. I held that mindset all the way to the crisp age of about 25. As soon as we started talking about babies, it's. It switched. It's something to do if it's definitely a parental thing, but it's really not. It's a, it's a discipline.

[Pete]

Well, how does that make you discipline?

[Cam]

Hear me out. I, I, the me as a. My body agrees with you. I don't want to make my head. No one's coming in my house. No, because my mom would say when someone comes over. That's what I was heard. No one's coming in my house. I'm going. I'm leaving last, and I'm gonna get back home first.

[Pete]

Dude, my mom would be like, hey, somebody's coming to fix the lights in the living room. Go make up your bed. Go clean your room. They're fixing the lights in the living room.

[Cam]

I go the h. If the H Vac guy steps into my bedroom, we have.

[Pete]

Yeah, now he's trespassing.

[Cam]

Yeah, yeah, we have a problem.

[Pete]

I think that's the same principle of making my bed up. I don't make my bed up in my house today. I'm 26 now.

[Cam]

Here it is, though. It is not the same. Because the easiest and most foundational thing is if you have the discipline to wake up and make your bed when there's no need, there's no point, there's no reason. But you do it every morning. You start your day off immediately with a small win, and those winds can snowball.

[Pete]

Dude, my. That's what all win in life is. Like, oh, I'm still waking up with a full erection. Like, that's a win. Like, you know what I mean?

[Cam]

I literally haven't had morning wood in about 18 months.

[Pete]

Oh, that means you're long testosterone. You gotta go get that checked out. I mean, like. Yeah, like. No, no, that's what I'm saying.

[Cam]

But it's.

[Pete]

But how is that your small winning? Like, why does that have to be the small win? Why don't I get up and go brush my teeth? That's a huge win.

[Cam]

That. That's a Madison. That is a massive.

[Pete]

That's a Super Bowl Championship for me.

[Cam]

That is. But it's the fact of no one wants to do it. And if you choose to do it, you're already. You're just head and shoulders above others. If you're waiting, how. Because you're starting your day with discipline.

[Pete]

There's people that are doing way worse in life than me that make up their bed. I'm winning.

[Cam]

It has nothing to do with success.

[Pete]

You said you're.

[Cam]

You're a step above other people in discipline, not success.

[Pete]

What does that mean? Who cares?

[Cam]

Elon makes his bed.

[Pete]

That's what I'm saying. But who cares?

[Cam]

I would argue if you made your bed, you'd probably brush your teeth more often now. I think those are as direct correlation.

[Pete]

Oh, God, no.

[Cam]

I think it is.

[Pete]

I'm a yin and yang type of dude. I am not. In a Venn diagram in the little middle part. I am not.

[Cam]

But you've never tried it. If you woke up and immediately you're sitting there butt naked, hairy as can be. You wake up like this. If you just went.

[Pete]

I'm standing. Okay. Yeah, you're making a competition thing, right? You're like, you're above other people. You're. You're step. You. I never said that.

[Cam]

I said it's discipline.

[Pete]

You said you're a step above everybody else, is what you just said in discipline.

[Cam]

You're making.

[Pete]

That's a competition still. Yes, but that's what I.

[Cam]

Competition.

[Pete]

But that's what I said. Competition. Okay. Regardless, I, I do not see the point. I. If, if, if anybody could tell me what the point of making your bed is, I'll give you $100.

[Cam]

There's not. I don't think there's a. There's no, there's no get like, physical gain that you get from making the bed outside of a mental win. And you start the day off on the right foot. And it's, it's discipline.

[Pete]

Why do you think good habits.

[Cam]

They're snowballing.

[Pete]

I'm just saying, if we're going to. Hey, we're gonna get off this. If we're going to. What makes the most sense. I'm going to get back in that and out in like six, seven hours, eight hours. I'm just gonna leave it. You know what I mean?

[Cam]

There's no point. Oh, God. No, see, now, now I. Now I can see, because that bleeds into you with other things. The clothes are dirty. I'm just leave them on the floor. I'll get them when I'm doing laundry.

[Pete]

Now that's a problem because that becomes a tripping hazard and I've tripped over my dead. My dead clothes.

[Cam]

Dead clothes.

[Pete]

My unclean clothes. Yeah.

[Cam]

Stab a shirt. Okay, now I. Okay, I saw. I saw something this weekend that reminded me of essentially my life growing up. And the premise of this is there as a white man, right? There is. There's not too many things better than making a group of black people, like, laugh or happy.

[Pete]

I bet that does feel good. Unbelievable, dog.

[Cam]

It is a dopamine hit like no other. You give me two Double Jacket Cokes or I get to please an entire black group of people. I'm taking. Give me option B, the ladder every time. And I saw a video. Basically, this guy, he was hitting this dance on this vacation. It was in, like, Bahamas or something.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And all the workers of, like, the. Whatever the resort, like, we're going crazy and all the other people in the pool are going crazy. And it reminded me the first, like, kickback. I Ever went to was like, sixth grade is at my friend's house.

[Pete]

Kickback in sixth grade is insane.

[Cam]

It was crazy.

[Pete]

No, you were going to a play date. That's not a kickback.

[Cam]

Oh, no, there it was. It was a kickback. It was either sixth or seventh grade.

[Pete]

What? How is it a kickback?

[Cam]

There was music. There's no parents. It was in a backyard, and that was the first night I caught a.

[Pete]

How are there no parents?

[Cam]

There's no parent, I'm telling you.

[Pete]

How'd you get there?

[Cam]

I got dropped off.

[Pete]

And your parents were like, that's different. See, that's. That's where the things are different.

[Cam]

Yeah, I know.

[Pete]

That's what. Things are different. It is different. But that's crazy.

[Cam]

I went and it. But it was like, it wasn't. Whatever. Like, yeah, sure is. Definitely. There should have been parents there. Maybe there was, and they lied, but they never came out. Whatever. It's all in the backyard. And I remember. So I was, in my head, the guilty thing. I was.

[Pete]

I was like, the good boy.

[Cam]

Whatever. All my friends were trying to get me to get danced on by this girl that was giving out communal, right?

[Pete]

Oh, yeah. Oh, she wonder where she's at now? Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

No, she has three kids.

[Pete]

Not making her bed. No.

[Cam]

But anyway, they were like, bro, you got to. And I'm like, no. I'm chilling on a trampoline, holding a bottle of water, and I'm just like. I was like, this. No, bro, I'm fine on the trampoline. I was like, I'm good.

[Pete]

Y' all do that.

[Cam]

Dude, I'm having a great time.

[Pete]

They're like, who the body? Cameron.

[Cam]

There's literally, like, Lil Wayne in the background blaring over, like, a Sony speaker. I'm doing tricks.

[Pete]

And anyway, like, watch me. Yeah.

[Cam]

I was like, dude, look at this. I learned this new skill. I just, like, 360.

[Pete]

Somebody's catching. You want to play WWE?

[Cam]

Play WWE on the trail with a tombstone pile driver. Come on. So I get off the trampoline. I'm panting and sweaty.

[Pete]

Oh, God. Smelled like pennies.

[Cam]

Oh, God. And I. Oh, I probably had an aeropostle shirt with, like, extremely long cargo. Oh, my God. I had green Nike socks.

[Pete]

Yeah, I remember those, man.

[Cam]

Anyway, so I'm sitting there. Oh, man. Dude, this is such a sick night.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And they're all. And now this is the era where Booty Shaking songs were very popular.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Booty. You never heard that?

[Pete]

Maybe just not the way your rendition of it.

[Cam]

That is.

[Pete]

That is Jimmy, jump that booty.

[Cam]

Jump that booty.

[Pete]

What?

[Cam]

So one of a. One of the Notorious Shaking songs comes on.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And this communal, the Cyclone, she comes out.

[Pete]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

She's ready, right?

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

There's other girls. It's very. It was a very good. Very good ratio. Men to women, boys to girls, rather. Right. It wasn't lopsided.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So there's multiple girls, but they're all very reserved. This girl was like, I'm throwing this. This is my anthem. Like, who's catching? Right? And I'm like, oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not me. WB and I. You not.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

It got to the point where they were like, bro Cam, you can just go. Just, bro, it's you.

[Pete]

We're having fun.

[Cam]

It's a party. Just go. And I'm like, dog, I'm 12.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

They're like, go. My friend crawls under the trampoline, pops up right behind me, shoves the back of both my knees to where I fully hit a Diddy Bop. I go, like, fall to the ground. So now he is behind me.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He grabs my body like this.

[Pete]

Yeah. Oh, he's a spotter.

[Cam]

And starts walking towards the girl.

[Pete]

Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

Now, hindsight, this is a bad look for me.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

But I was just trying to be an innocent kid. I literally was like this. I'm literally like some Looney Tunes feet. Like. Like, I'm trying to stop.

[Pete]

It was allergic to that. No, Like. And it is.

[Cam]

It is crazy.

[Pete]

I mean, she was like, to the point.

[Cam]

She turned around and she could see what was happening.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So she just makes the move on me.

[Pete]

Oh, yeah. She was like. That was like a shark that smelled.

[Cam]

She came right toward me. She throws it on me.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And I'm still. I'm petrified. I'm probably literally, like, frozen.

[Pete]

I'm like.

[Cam]

My friend, she's doing a classic. Just a. Just a good little twerk, right?

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

My friend, the same guy that shoved me on her, grips the back of her head, throws her head to the ground, takes my head, throws it on her back. And now I have caught myself in a predicament. And I. When I tell you. When I tell you, this, the literal.

[Pete]

This took a turn.

[Cam]

This. The millisecond. I felt his hands leave my back. I jumped back backwards. I went.

[Pete]

I got away from it.

[Cam]

And then, like, 20 minutes goes by. He comes up to me. He goes, hey, bro, how was it? And I.

[Pete]

And.

[Cam]

And now I'm way past the good kid.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So I try to act hard and I go, it's all right.

[Pete]

I was like, no.

[Cam]

He goes, how was.

[Pete]

I was like, wasn't that bad. She did all right. You should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Ridge Cam. It is very, very annoying that devices have different charging cords. You know, my phone, my headphones, my watch. Your Kindle. Who still has a Kindle? You do. They're all different. Honestly, it should be illegal. I mean, how is it that we have AI robots, but we still have to travel with five cords tangled all up in our bag just to keep our devices alive? But, Cam, those days are over thanks to Ridge.

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[Cam]

No shot.

[Pete]

Yes, because. What are you talking about, dude?

[Cam]

Cam, you absolutely love. You have said it multiple times. You love when I come out with y'. All because my. My soul.

[Pete]

I love the way. I love when you come out with this now because it's like. It's like seeing like. Like a. Like a. Like a. Like a shooting star. It's like, oh, that's cool.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. You loved it when it was very frequent, too.

[Pete]

But no, this is what I'm saying. Cam is a weird. In, like, party scenarios how me and him. Me and Cam went to the weekend's concert.

[Cam]

We did.

[Pete]

We were second row, right?

[Cam]

Fantastic.

[Pete]

Now, no, no, no, you don't know what I'm about to say. If you go the right thing. So Cam, you could tell Cam doesn't leave the house much, you know, he's a new dad.

[Cam]

How can you.

[Pete]

He doesn't know really how to interact in like club or party scenarios, right? So before the weekend went on, there's a DJ on stage, right? Playing some. Now Cam turns into somebody else, right? I've never seen Cam behave this way. Cam put a shirt that he bought at the merch booth over his head.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Pete]

And he's head down like this. And I'm like, cam, stop that. Kim's like, he's throwing up, dog. He's like. And I was like, kang's gang banging over Cardi B right now. Now, there is certain measures you do and do not do as a man when the DJ makes requests. Now the dj, he's doing some crowd interaction parts, right? All my single ladies make some noise. And now Cam's like this. He doesn't scream, but he goes, this. This maneuver is a 45 year old white woman. Don't do that. Now, Cam. Now this is where I looked at Cam different. The DJ said, if you're ready to have a good time, make some noise. He goes, woo. I look at Cam, I'm like, there's no way.

[Cam]

I swear to God, that's a classic concert scream.

[Pete]

The DJ goes, dallas, I can't hear you. If you're ready to party, make some, Cam. Two hands, dog. The fury that went through my body and Cam's. First of all, Cam, 6, 7. In this crowd, everybody can see Cam, bro.

[Cam]

Okay? This was.

[Pete]

I never want to see you make this maneuver unless you're trying to call Malachi over, okay?

[Cam]

He. Now this is truthful, but he's leaving out important things. The shirt was on my neck and as I was vibing, it kept falling. So yes, I did throw it over the head. And it made me get in a little different zone, right? I was feeling myself. I was feeling myself. Now the screams. That is a classic. I can't go.

[Pete]

Yeah, you shut the. All right. You're supposed to be quiet.

[Cam]

I'm trying to give energy back. We're on the second row with front line. We're cannon fodder. If we don't have the energy, then the real troops, the snipers aren't going to come to play.

[Pete]

There's 81,000 people.

[Cam]

There's 81,000 people.

[Pete]

They're not going to be like, oh, it's can't do it.

[Cam]

I said, I am. I am one of the first 500 that this DJ can hear and see. I have to give him energy to make this a great night.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So I did the classic and it was loud and I did cut my mouth to try to project it right towards his booth. It was bad. Now it. Yeah, it was bad.

[Pete]

But now, Now I can't.

[Cam]

That has nothing to do with a club or a party.

[Pete]

You're just awkward. Going from gang banging with your head down the shirt over to doing a white woman. This maneuver right here to cardi b to going, woo. It makes me never want to bring you out again, ever. And I can't.

[Cam]

It's so hurtful.

[Pete]

I can't make fun of you too much because I turned into a groupie.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Yes, he did. When the Weeknd came out to perform, I turned into a groupie. A dog, like. And even in the moment, I was realizing what I was doing.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Pete]

But I was so starstruck at this man, that I didn't care.

[Cam]

No, it was.

[Pete]

It was to the point of, no, no, no. We gotta. We gotta slow click him into this. We gotta slow cook.

[Cam]

Unreal.

[Pete]

So we were second row at the weekend concert right now. The Weeknd kept walking back and forth in front of us. Like, he was like. From me literally to that. That painting back there.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

He was so close to us, very close. And he kept looking down at the crowd singing, now I'm six, seven. And I had all my jewelry on, so I know it was glistening. And so when he would walk past, yes or no, did my hands go up a little more when he was singing?

[Cam]

The hands you got on your tippy toes. At one point he was singing. He was looking beast at. He blocked two rows behind us. He went.

[Pete]

No, no. Okay. Because the Weeknd is like, in my eyes, he's Michael Jackson to me. Like, he's the greatest of all time to me. But he wasn't acknowledging me, right. And so it was kind of upsetting me. So we were at the end of the concert and he still hadn't pointed at me. And I was like, hey, man, this isn't gonna happen for a long time. You acknowledge me, Abel. And it got bad. And I'm embarrassed by this. But at one point when he got in front of me and he was singing to our section, I had a shirt, an extra shirt. I started waving it around in the air. He wasn't acknowledging that. So I started jumping around in the.

[Cam]

Air and a six, seven, man jumping, spiraling his shirt.

[Pete]

Then I turn on my light. And I was like, timeless, timeless, timeless. How do I make you want me? He's like.

[Cam]

Dude. And then I swear to God. So toward the end of his concert, he's a dog. He does, he's. He's doing this walk. He leaves the stage and he's walking on like, and dapping up people and singing like just at the very end of the people in the front and second row. So immediately it's like on the other side of the stage. So imagine the stage is right here. He's starting here. He's gonna circle the whole thing, eventually get to us. That's what it looks like. So I look at P because, and first off this, I know your friend. You make fun of me for going, woo, have a good night, knowing, well, we both had drinks. But when you're going, how do I.

[Pete]

Make you love me?

[Cam]

I'm like, get it, Pete, get it. You're friend. Anyway, immediately I look at Pete and I go, he's bro, he might be like right there. And he was like, he goes, oh, sure. Should we, should we get on the. Should we get on the barricade? And I was like, ah, we're big enough. Like we can dap over people. But no, no, I'm. Oh my God, I didn't say that. I didn't bring that up to you. I go, bro, he's probably gonna end up right there. Do you want to go? He's like, maybe, but no, we're big enough, we're cool. He's trying to play it cool. So then right when that happens, he starts. He's slowly making his way. I know like 50 girls just swarm that area. And the P looks me goes, he's like, we should have got that spot. But then the security makes him sit down. So he's slowly coming toward us, toward us. And he's getting closer, but it's taking a long time. It's in AT&T Stadium shoot, 80,000 people. 80,000 people. And then he stops and he lets this fan sing with him. And it's a girl. She's probably like 15, 16. She lets him sing. He's going back and forth. She's like, oh, she did the, the album cover. And it's a great moment right now. I lean to P and I go, I go, did she. Is that a bloody nose? He goes, no, no, that's his album cover. That's album cover. I go, oh, good for her. That's sick. That's a sick moment. P looks at me, goes, yeah, good for her. Like he's jealous that it didn't come to be and he didn't get this opportunity to sing with a. We said, yeah, she's lucky. It was, bro. I. I loved seeing you in that element because it was you.

[Pete]

You really were. It was at one point he was.

[Cam]

Right in front of us, he was recording. And so directly in front of me is the weekend he lose like this. Like, he was just. He was. Couldn't move, eye contact and his phone was recording absolutely nothing.

[Pete]

He was like this. I got one point, though, so my prophecy was fulfilled.

[Cam]

You got one what?

[Pete]

We got one point. But one point he pointed at you. Oh, yeah. It was directly at you. Yeah, it was whenever. It was timeless and I stopped recording.

[Cam]

Dude, that's probably right after this.

[Pete]

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[Pete]

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[Cam]

Oh, a lot of it was because.

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[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Not.

[Cam]

No, no correlation whatsoever. Yeah, but I just. I. I'm my mind man, adhd. I was talking to my parents this weekend. We were hanging out with them for a little bit and they told me out of nowhere, they said one of their favorite pastimes is the people watching ever. Like, it's.

[Pete]

It's the best half the reason I go out sometimes.

[Cam]

I said, me and Pete literally used to go to the mall and just we'd go to a couple stores and stuff, but we'd really watching people.

[Pete]

Yeah, it's the best.

[Cam]

And my dad doubles down. He goes, no, no, the best is people watching on a cruise. And immediately I go, that's kind of weird. I go, what do you mean by that? He goes, no, no, not on the boat. He said, nobody in their swimwear. He said, I like to get back from the excursion, get to the top deck, grab a drink, and I like to watch the people that are rushing to get back on the ship before it takes off. And I go, that is very specific. Yeah, oddly specific. He goes, oh, there's always going to be one or two drunk literally tripping on that pier to try to get back on the ship or takes off.

[Pete]

Because you've never been on a cruise. No, and I will never go on one.

[Cam]

So you have like docking days that they dock, the boat opens up, you. You're literally in like Cozumel or Yucatan or where? The Bahamas. And you have all day to be on this island. Do whatever you want. But the ship is like, we're leaving at 5pm right? Like the doors are closing route.

[Pete]

Do they take attendance?

[Cam]

No, it's up to you. There's been, bro. There's been times where people have been left and like you have to get a flight and figure it out.

[Pete]

No, that's crazy, bro, because they're on.

[Cam]

Schedule or else the whole thing get messed up. Maybe they run out of fuel.

[Pete]

Whatever the case, maybe.

[Cam]

So there's always people that cut that too close or got an Uber, they didn't show up. And they're like sprinting him, the runners. And he said the same. My dad goes, we call him runners. Have you been on like two cruises? Like, you're not a. You're not a.

[Pete]

Like a regular regular.

[Cam]

You don't get to call them runners. Yeah, but he said their favorite moment ever. He goes, oh, you'll never believe this one guy. He said, man, he was coming back, somebody beat the out of him. And I go, what do you mean? He goes, no, he was up. I go like drunk. He goes, no, someone whooped his ass. He said his shirt was ripped off, his body hanging off, he was bloody and he was getting pushed. And he said it was like a jerry rigged like shopping cart that someone was toting him back in. And he literally was like, his was be. Someone was pushing him in a shopping cart. He said it had a wiggly wheel on the back. He said it had this little extra bar out. And he said, when they got him to the ship. Yeah, originally, because you can kind of look down. They don't take attendance, but there's like workers right there. And someone was like, man, are you all right? And my dad said he couldn't even speak. They just put him on board. And they're like, well, I need to know if he's on this ship. Like this could just be a regular guy. And he said he got out of the shopping cart and literally was just like walking in. And then 30 minutes later at dinner. So there's a, there's like an actual dinner room where you're supposed to go semi nice, not like tucks and.

[Pete]

Yeah, semi formal.

[Cam]

Just semi formal.

[Pete]

Right.

[Cam]

He said he showed up in his bloody ripped shirt and all he wanted to do was eat a meal. He went straight to dinner. He sat down, they said, sir, you're bleeding. Like, you got to get out.

[Pete]

Starting to scare the ballroom. Yeah.

[Cam]

And then he just left. And they were like, that was the funniest I'd ever seen, dude. Unreal.

[Pete]

That's. Sometimes I talk. I've been talking trash about cruises for years on this podcast. No, no, I never will. No, I never will. No, I never. I genuinely never will. Because I think, and I want to find out what the name of this is, but I have an anxiety of being grouped with a bunch of people and I can't choose the group. Oh, that's like a real thing with me. And I think that's the main reason I don't do trips and I don't do cruises and stuff like that.

[Cam]

Why do you think you're going to be grouped with people? In what setting are you grouped with.

[Pete]

People on a cruise? I'm on a. I'm on a floating ship with a group of people that I don't know and I didn't choose them. And you're stuck with. These are the people you're with for 180 days or how many, how long.

[Cam]

Cruisers are five, some at some of four.

[Pete]

I've. There's no way you can go to Yucatan in five days and back on a boat. There's no way you get there in two. So if I bought a kayak right now you can go to Yucatan.

[Cam]

Kayak? No. Massive ship with enormous propellers and engines. Yeah. Two days and then you dock for a whole day and then you go back.

[Pete]

Okay, so. So say I was on a.

[Cam]

You think people are at sea for six months?

[Pete]

There's definitely six month cruises.

[Cam]

There's, there's around the world cruises. But they make you understand? They stop, like, literally every, like, probably three days. Like, their longest stretch.

[Pete]

What I'm saying, I don't care about stop. I'm saying I don't want to be stuck on a. On a ship with a group of people that, like, I. I gotta wake up and see these people every day. Like, I don't like that.

[Cam]

No, there's no different than any time we go to hotel. No, you can't choose.

[Pete]

Yes, I can leave the hotel. I can't leave the boat. Or I'm on the ocean.

[Cam]

You're not on the ocean. In the ocean. But. Okay, so it's the stuck part.

[Pete]

It's the stuck with people you don't know. Like, that's a fear of mine.

[Cam]

You're not afra. On any airplane we get on.

[Pete]

No, I'm not stuck on the plane.

[Cam]

With a group of people. You can't.

[Pete]

No, no, because that's different because you have transportation. No, but that's quick. You're going somewhere down. You are traveling. Like, you are on a long period of time with these people. You're waking up next to these people. I'm not waking up next to these people.

[Cam]

Do you think it's a pitch a tent when you get on the boat? Like, they have. They have a football field and we're just like. It's literally.

[Pete]

There genuinely has to be a fear, like a psychological fear of being stuck with a group of people you don't know. And I think I had it. And as I'm getting older, I'm starting to feel it more.

[Cam]

Like, I don't even Other settings. Because you've never even been on a cruise.

[Pete]

That's why I don't go on road trips with people. Like, I don't like going on road trips with people.

[Cam]

Like, doesn't.

[Pete]

Yeah, it's. It's being. I don't like that unless I curated it. Like, I want to curate, like, the perfect draft of, like, the people I want to travel with. But if, like, people are like, hey, I'm bringing my plus one or my.

[Cam]

My.

[Pete]

My girl. Like, I don't like your girl. Like, I don't want her.

[Cam]

I don't want her. Your girl's not my girl.

[Pete]

I don't want her here.

[Cam]

She doesn't get, like, I don't like.

[Pete]

I don't like other people's pets. Like, the whole thing.

[Cam]

Why? Oh. Oh, yeah. It's given a little like, like prim and proper.

[Pete]

What if you were dating a girl, right? You started talking to a girl. It started to get Serious.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pete]

She has an animal. Like, she has a dog.

[Cam]

Oh, okay. Love dogs.

[Pete]

But you hate the dog. It's a bad dog. It's a gross looking dog. Or that dog doesn't behave well. Oh, but she, like, is attached to the dog. What do you do in that scenario?

[Cam]

I discipline the dog when she's not looking. No, seriously, like, not. Nothing to get somebody called.

[Pete]

No, but like, you genuinely do not like the dog. Like, I don't want to be like, this dog, like, up the house. Or I don't want it around. Like, what do you do in that scenario.

[Cam]

Bro? Oh, my gosh. You gotta come to my house. You gotta come to my.

[Pete]

I want my dog to come, though.

[Cam]

No.

[Pete]

Hey, but if she's like. It's one of those. Really?

[Cam]

Okay, so to paint it better, I meet this girl out. She's incredible.

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cam]

Checks every box.

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cam]

She's Olivia.

[Pete]

Sure.

[Cam]

She checks every box. But then when we start mixing and mingling our life, she has an animal that I absolutely hate.

[Pete]

Like, it's a bad animal. Bad dog.

[Cam]

The dog. As much she likes me.

[Pete]

No, she loves the dog more than you, essentially. Like, she's like, this is her baby.

[Cam]

God.

[Pete]

What you do for work doesn't matter.

[Cam]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Pete]

Accounting.

[Cam]

Oh, God. She's an accountant that loves an. Oh, she's.

[Pete]

Wow.

[Cam]

Okay, I. I gotta play it one of two ways.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I literally, I go over to her house and I go, oh, babe, just go take a shower. I'm gonna just watch the game. She goes in that shower. I got 20 minutes of work with this dog, and I'm gonna do that two to three times a week, and I'm gonna work with this dog. Dog boy, sit. No.

[Pete]

Okay, but it's past the age of, like, training. Like, it's one of those, like, you can't train the. That is that thing is set in.

[Cam]

Its ways and I have to have a heart to heart with her.

[Pete]

It's like the dog can't say, right.

[Cam]

The beast or me.

[Pete]

Oh, you're giving her an ultimatum.

[Cam]

I'm dropping an ultimatum.

[Pete]

That's.

[Cam]

What do you mean, the dog? I'm not gonna tell her she's gotta get rid of her animal.

[Pete]

That's exactly what you just said.

[Cam]

No, but you.

[Pete]

No, you said the dog or me. That's an ultimatum of getting rid of the dog. Dog.

[Cam]

I guess it is, but I didn't mean that in the point. But you said the beast's gotta go. I'm not, I'm.

[Pete]

Oh, it's not an ultimatum. It's an order. Okay? No dog has to leave. I hate your dog. I hate your animal.

[Cam]

What if you say, I hate your hate your animal, you weirdo. I go, hate your animal, you weirdo, you stupid accountant. And then she goes. She goes, okay, get out of my life.

[Pete]

I'd be like, okay, you just get crumbled. Yeah, a little bit. I'm using hard.

[Cam]

That's the difference to me. I have enough heart to where I'm gonna say, hey, I get it. You like that little stinky. But it's either him or me. Yeah. Now, ultimatum suck.

[Pete]

I don't.

[Cam]

I don't agree with him. But in that instance, like, bro, I like you enough.

[Pete]

Yeah, but that. That.

[Cam]

That is a dog.

[Pete]

Yeah, that.

[Cam]

First off, I feel like when. If a dog gets to that level of. It is just objectively an awful pet. Get rid of it. Like getting. I'm not saying off it. I'm saying get rid of it.

[Pete]

Oh, like you did with Max, Put in a shelter?

[Cam]

Yes. I love Max. I still love Max this day.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

But my wife.

[Pete]

Wife.

[Cam]

Oh, we have 700 square foot apartment. She goes and gets a literal work dog as a puppy shepherd herding dog. And he broke my PC, broke my monitor, chewed the blinds, the couch, pissed everywhere.

[Pete]

Made me bleed.

[Cam]

Made you bleed? Bit sandin's head. First day I go to. Because we got him on a break. First day I go teach and come back, he literally on himself and rolled in it.

[Pete]

Yeah. No. Oh, yeah. I thought you were gonna give the real details there. Oh, no, it was disgusting.

[Cam]

There's no. I was gagging.

[Pete]

Anyway, it was. Oh, my God. So bad.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Now.

[Cam]

Now this. This is the last.

[Pete]

Like, what if that's her dog?

[Cam]

This is the last straw. Does the dog stink? Does he stink? No.

[Pete]

All. Every dog I've ever met smells like bull. Everybody just gets used to it.

[Cam]

You haven't met a properly groomed animal, came there.

[Pete]

You are the last person to say that because your dog smells so bad.

[Cam]

No, Ruby smells like maggots. But I'm saying. I know, I know that. I'm not. I'm not discrediting that. She can go outside to pee for two seconds, she comes back and smell like soup. That's Ruby. She sucks. I love her to death, but she sucks. I'm saying there's a wet dog kind of nasty odor, but then there's like. Like there's probably fungus somewhere. Like a stinky dog. Like dogs with big coats. Be weary, dead ass. That's a lot of fur covering Up a lot of could be on the surface. That's why Ruby, she's. She's honor, dude. She has honor. You can see what's wrong with it. She goes like this on her back. You can see that little hot spot. You can see that little. That microbiome starting to grow. You put some dawn on it.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, big dog with fur. Oh, you get that cheddar y moldy smell.

[Pete]

No, it's. It literally smells you. And you exercise like. It's like.

[Cam]

That's my wife. Oh, God. That's my wife.

[Pete]

You should know Podcast this episode is brought to you by booking.com booking. Yeah. From vacation rentals to hotels across the U.S. booking.com has the ideal stay for everyone, even those who might seem impossible to please.

[Cam]

Like you, Mr. O. I want me a rooftop balcony bar, double tango deck with no children. Make sure there's a big lot of grass outside so I can stare at nature.

[Pete]

I mean, that is definitely a dramaticization of how it actually is. But whether you're booking for yourself, your partner, your sleep light rise early mom, or your high maintenance group chat cam was making a little joke. But you can find exactly what you're booking for on booking dot com. I mean, we used it the whole tour.

[Cam]

You're right, Pete. We use it throughout our entire tour booking.com booking. Yeah. Can absolutely find the perfect place for you and whoever you're traveling with all across the US there's tons of options, tons of filters, and they will get it done. And make sure you have a perfect stay.

[Pete]

If I can find my perfect stay on booking.com, anyone can find exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com booking not. Yeah. Book today on the site or in the app. Now on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast. Oh, God, I have to piss. It's all right. Fight. Fight it. My throat hurts.

[Cam]

Pissed. Now piss right here. What tangle.

[Pete]

You ever thought about that? Is that illegal? Peeing in public just to pee on.

[Cam]

Yourself to pee on yourself? No, it's not illegal. How the hell can you tell me where I can pee? I fart on myself.

[Pete]

Isn't that an indecent exposure or public.

[Cam]

Indecency if you whip your johnson out and you'd start peeing?

[Pete]

No, but you could be a public indecency. Just peeing on you. Like you can't poop yourself in public.

[Cam]

Nope, that's not illegal.

[Pete]

That's just embarrassing.

[Cam]

Yeah, that's. There's.

[Pete]

You think I'm keeping this. Wait, that you. It's. This Definitely.

[Cam]

You think law enforcement can detain me for pooping my own pants?

[Pete]

Yes. That is a crime.

[Cam]

That is not a crime.

[Pete]

In public. Yes.

[Cam]

What statue? That's not a crime.

[Pete]

Okay, so you're saying if I went to Golden Corral. Yeah. And I was working.

[Cam]

That's a wicked pig. Oh, my God. I'm in a gold. I'm in a Golden Corral since. Yeah. Since 2019. I was forced by my.

[Pete]

I'm at the fondue at the Golden Corral. Right. On the chocolate dips thing.

[Cam]

Yeah. With a brick hard. Rice Krispies.

[Pete]

Yeah. And I put that in there. Right. And then I just. And then there's a family eight behind me, and I just absolutely start unloading a poop in my pants.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

That. I can't. I cannot dine there anymore. And if I. And then I go. And then I go to my table and I just start urinating. I cannot stay at the Golden Corral. Cam. They can arrest me.

[Cam]

They. They might get you out of there because you literally smell like. But they cannot arrest.

[Pete]

So smelling bad is more of a crime than. Absolutely. Like, using the restroom on yourself.

[Cam]

First off, I feel like you have a very loose definition of crime. Getting asked to leave is not being arrested. It's not a crime. That's you. They just. They don't want you there because they have the right to serve whoever they want.

[Pete]

Oh, yeah. You like that law?

[Cam]

Like, if someone comes in screaming and you can ask them to leave.

[Pete]

Right.

[Cam]

So there's no different. Hey, sir, you. You smell terrible. You gotta go.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

There's no different. What if you went to let out a fart?

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And you went. Huh? And it was wet. You down. You're like. You think you're going to jail? You think you're going to serve a sentence?

[Pete]

No. Cuz that's involuntary. That's why there's different laws for voluntary things.

[Cam]

If you whip out your dust, star in the middle. In the. In the middle of the sidewalk and you poop and you walk off. Different story. Because now that is public indecency. Now if you're just standing there and you go first off while standing up would be crazy.

[Pete]

I've done it. That'd be unaccident basketball practice. Yeah. And I had to sit down at the corner of Clay Madsen rec center. My pants. And then I just pretended like I was gonna throw up. But I know Coach Brooks smelled it when he came over to ask me if I was okay.

[Cam]

Oh, dude.

[Pete]

Oh.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Pete]

Oh. Oh, my God. No, no, no. I want to Keep. I want to keep talking about this, though.

[Cam]

That's not a crime.

[Pete]

It has to be a crime. So you cannot just use the restroom on yourself wherever you want.

[Cam]

Yes, you can.

[Pete]

No, you can't, bro. That doesn't make sense.

[Cam]

Why not?

[Pete]

Not. So you're saying I could just, like. So you're saying I can walk up and down the street and just throw up anytime I want? Yes, and that's fine. No, you can't.

[Cam]

Yes, you can.

[Pete]

No, you can.

[Cam]

Wow. Explain it how wow. Because it's very simple. Because I'm saying that's not illegal.

[Pete]

Is it decent?

[Cam]

All the. Is that decent?

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cam]

What does that matter?

[Pete]

Is it decent? Just ask. Answer my question. Is that decent?

[Cam]

What is that?

[Pete]

Answer my question.

[Cam]

Your question doesn't make sense. Is it a decent act? Is it decent?

[Pete]

Is it a decent act?

[Cam]

Is it a decent act to just.

[Pete]

Poop yourself walking down the street? Is that decent?

[Cam]

No. No.

[Pete]

So it's indecent.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Pete]

And you're public, right?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Pete]

Public indecency.

[Cam]

That's not the same thing at all. Public indecency. Exactly. It's not the same thing. Public indecency is you being naked.

[Pete]

So there's multiple ways of public indecency.

[Cam]

This shows right here. If I choose to. On the sidewalk, I just go in my pants.

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cam]

There is no difference to where. If I accidentally myself, because they cannot. They cannot determine. Was that an accident or is that on purpose?

[Pete]

Pierce, text me what you're reading.

[Cam]

So anybody that sharks would then have to be arrested if you. If you go to fart.

[Pete]

No.

[Cam]

An accident.

[Pete]

No, that's involuntary.

[Cam]

Everyone would say it's involuntary.

[Pete]

No, but no. You're saying the act of purposely doing it is fine. So if you're purposely doing it, you're just like, yeah, I'm doing it.

[Cam]

If you're going. Everyone look at me. I'm a myself.

[Pete]

Look.

[Cam]

That might be obstruction of the peace, but that's not public. And D.C. if you go. Everyone watch. I'm literally going to poop. That's different. If you're just walking and you go. And. And you.

[Pete]

You do it, then you go outside. Go outside and go. Do it. Go poop.

[Cam]

I could easily go outside and poop.

[Pete]

Literally go right now. I could go. Go right now.

[Cam]

I could go on the sidewalk. Not on the sidewalk. I can go pants on the sidewalk. Get in my Kia. Drive home. No cops.

[Pete]

No, you can do it. Walk around. No, I want you to walk around for two hours. Let it bake.

[Cam]

I want you to go talk about Bacon poop.

[Pete]

Walking around doing it. See that?

[Cam]

You have a crippling fear of, like, oh, people can smell me. Yeah, that's different. Different? That's not illegal.

[Pete]

I got a text from the fourth camera. Disorderly conduct encompasses a wide range of disruptive and offensive behaviors that can disturb the peace.

[Cam]

Exactly.

[Pete]

Such as fighting, making unreasonable noise, using abusive language, or creating offensive conditions. I would venture to say defecating on yourself is an offensive condition.

[Cam]

Nope. Because they cannot differentiate if it was on accident. Anyone?

[Pete]

It doesn't matter. That doesn't matter.

[Cam]

So if I.

[Pete]

If you're just walking around with your panties, that's offensive?

[Cam]

No. And you can't go to jail for it.

[Pete]

Yes, you can.

[Cam]

Oh, you want me to say one thing to ends this whole thing?

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You want me to say one thing? The homeless peeing poop on himself every day.

[Pete]

I've seen a homeless get arrested. I've seen them get arrested.

[Cam]

They're not getting arrested because they smell like urine. They're getting arrested because they've set up camp right in front of someone's shop.

[Pete]

No, you're wrong.

[Cam]

If. If. No, you're. I am not. Because if you. That means every person that has ever started themselves is legally. They. They could get detained.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

For an accident.

[Pete]

Okay, you know what?

[Cam]

No.

[Pete]

Speaking of illegal behaviors, this just reminded me of something that we never talked about that happened on tour. We had the wildest thing happen at a meet and greet on tour. So. Also, by the way, guys, in, like, a couple weeks, we are going to have the live show that we filmed in Tampa available for y' all to purchase.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

So be on the lookout for that. Follow us on all the socials. It literally.

[Cam]

It's beautiful.

[Pete]

It looks like a Netflix.

[Cam]

It's beautiful.

[Pete]

Like, it is so good. And it's a. It was a great show, but the wildest day.

[Cam]

We had a lot of wild meet and greets. What are you talking about?

[Pete]

No. Okay. Somebody literally got arrested in the line at our meet and greet. I don't remember where it was at. I think Phoenix. Phoenix? Yeah, at Phoenix. Somebody got arrested in the line at our meet and greet. Dude, it. Honestly, I didn't know we had felons following us.

[Cam]

That is the. Okay, we have to start from the beginning.

[Pete]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Cam]

We're in Phoenix going through the meet and greet. Bada bing, bada boom. This girl shows up, right? And she's talking to us. She's an amazing fan, and she drops this line that. That makes us, out of respect, question her. She goes, yeah, I came with someone, but they're not here anymore. And I think in the moment, we were like, are they in the bathroom? Like, what?

[Pete]

Like, do you want my mind rest in peace? I was like, what do you mean? Like, my deepest condolences to whoever that was. That's where my mind went.

[Cam]

You think someone from the time of parking their car, getting in line for our show to shaking our hands died?

[Pete]

No, I thought she meant like a couple months ago. She bought the tickets with them. Them. And then they just. They didn't make it to the show.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no. She said, I came with someone, but now they're not here. Yeah, so I. I'm almost certain. I was like, do we need to wait? Like, are. Are they in the bathroom? Do they have to go get some. Do they need. They want to be in the picture too? She goes, no, no, they're gone. And I go, what do you. What do you happen? And I made a joke. I'm like, did, like, break up or something? This girl goes, oh, no, no. The police came by and took him in the car. And I went, went, what the did you just say?

[Pete]

We're like, wait, wait, the police were here at our meet and greet, and she.

[Cam]

And I don't want to. I don't remember if it was her boyfriend or whatever.

[Pete]

It was her boyfriend.

[Cam]

It was her boyfriend. And she said, oh, yeah, no, everything's fine. But he was in violation of his probation. And they pulled up and put him in cuffs in the line and drove off with him. And she stayed for a show.

[Pete]

She was like, she was like, I didn't know what to do. They. They took him right out of the line and arrested him. And I was like, well, I've been waiting months for his. I'm going to meet him. Yeah.

[Cam]

And she was like, I thought about the room, whatever, whatever. She was like, could you just sign his phone case? I said, ma', am, are you. Are you being serious right now? Like, this is actually happening? And she goes, yeah. And I think she, like, had a little tear, whatever. And it was a very strange.

[Pete]

I just don't know what to do, cuz he's not supposed to be out. I was like, why the. Would you let him come to the meet and greet if he's on, if he has an ankle monitor on? Like, what did you think was gonna happen?

[Cam]

She tells us all this, this. And it was. It was such a crazy moment because she genuinely. You could see the sadness in her. Her. Her tone was a little low. She was quiet, but she was not leaving ourselves.

[Pete]

And the crazy thing is, she was one of the first people in the mean greet. So they were waiting in that line outside for at least like 45 minutes.

[Cam]

Oh, at least.

[Pete]

Sir, if you are running from the police, you gotta, like, time this up a little better. Don't be sitting in one spot in.

[Cam]

Your car until the doors open and you sprint to the door. You get inside.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He's sitting, ankle monitor out, probably smoking. It's going off. He's sitting there smoking and strolling, just going forth. Oh, my God. And the cops just pull up.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And bust his. On the corner. Van Buren Theater.

[Pete]

Yeah. With a Cam versus Payton shirt on. Like, are you kidding me? Like, it's the worst place to get arrested. Is there a mug shot of a camera?

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

We got Robbie's coming up.

[Cam]

But we did. Yeah, we're gonna have. Now that's. That's gonna suck like hot cakes. Imagine this guy had 10% going to his commissary.

[Pete]

You're going to have all the honey buns. You don't have to give up the butt like you were planning. Give him some, Raymond. You'll be good.

[Cam]

Save up enough. You can get you a portable pap.

[Pete]

They said I can have it. You called the. You called.

[Cam]

You have confirmation that you can take your pap to prison.

[Pete]

He's going to have to sleep in the infirmary to stay safe. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Yeah. He's like, all right, I got to go. I got to go to the doc. It's time to hit that. He goes to the infirmary, but they don't let him Pap. That's his choices. He has to pap in a cell or go to the infirmary. No Pap.

[Pete]

We got to give them the arrest story on Patreon. Because a lot of people on Patreon wondering why you're going to be in jail for 90 days. Yeah.

[Cam]

Holy. But we'll.

[Pete]

We'll talk about it. You are an idiot. They. Actually, now that Billy's here, it reminded me of a story. And we'll talk about it on Patreon. It'll be available on Wednesday for all the Koala Club people. Good episode.

[Cam]

You know what I think it's time for?

[Pete]

Oh, you got.

[Cam]

You got more going for people's favorite segment.

[Pete]

You know what that is? Pop Culture. Pay him.

[Cam]

Pop Culture. Pay Camp. Bow. I have. I. I mean, this is unbelievable.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Cam]

Number one movie in the world on Netflix right now. It is called Unknown Number High School Catfish.

[Pete]

Is that the. I keep seeing this on Tik tok What is this about? Out. Oh my God. Something about a mom.

[Cam]

Oh my God.

[Pete]

What happened?

[Cam]

So I. If you already know, I guess spoiler alert for anyone that wants to watch this.

[Pete]

Oh, I don't know what happens. I just keep seeing something about a mom.

[Cam]

Do you want me to tell you or do you want me to not ex. No.

[Pete]

Set up the show without spoiling.

[Cam]

Okay, so this is in a very, very small town in Michigan.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Cam]

So their whole high school is pre. Pre K through 12. There's 700 kids in the school.

[Pete]

See, that's always, never good.

[Cam]

Never good.

[Pete]

I never want.

[Cam]

I never want 4 year old to be able to see an 18 year old smoking a cigarette.

[Pete]

Never. It should happen.

[Cam]

Anyway. Very small place in Michigan and this, this girl. And it's a documentary. It's real people. Every single text that's shown, it was real girl, boy, known each other growing up, small ass town. They started dating, right? They get to that age to start dating. They're like 12 and freshman year hits and one day they're in a group message. It's the. The couple and one of their friends and an unknown number and it sends something. The girl's name's Lauren. It says, lauren, you're the ugliest person I've ever seen.

[Pete]

Oh my God.

[Cam]

Just random. Just talking.

[Pete]

Right?

[Cam]

Long story short, the messages go on for 22 months.

[Pete]

Okay, do not spoil this.

[Cam]

I'm not. No, no, no. You literally have to watch. It's unreal. The message is going for 22 months. Police get involved, sheriff get involved. FBI gets involved. The cyber defense system has to fully extract multiple phones, all this IP addresses, everything to find out who it is. And then even more happens after they find out. Unreal. Fantastic. Watch.

[Pete]

And so they got a text. It was a text from a number. So why can't you just relocate the number? Like, why couldn't they just type in the number?

[Cam]

They tried. They did all this. That like, you know how when we get a random text?

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Well, we have our certain ways.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Their friend group was like digging, bro.

[Pete]

They couldn't find it.

[Cam]

Still they started go because. So then they started saying things like, nobody wants to see your flat in those joggers today. You anorexic. Like very hateful, rude things all the way to the point of like, like off yourself messages. Yo.

[Pete]

God. So it gets dark.

[Cam]

Very dark, very sad. But they're saying very specific things too. Like, so then their friend group starts.

[Pete]

Saying specific to the point where you. They this person, you have to know.

[Cam]

This, this person you have to know and be in the conversation.

[Pete]

Oh, wow.

[Cam]

So then every. All the friends turn on each other. They all think it's each other at one point. It's unreal.

[Pete]

How the hell does this get known to, like, the point of Netflix? That's bro.

[Cam]

Because it was. It was national news.

[Pete]

News.

[Cam]

It was national.

[Pete]

Really?

[Cam]

Like, like Fox seeing it. It was national news.

[Pete]

Wow.

[Cam]

It was real. And it happened. So it happened right. It started at, like. Like peak covet. Like, right after cove. It was like 20, 20 and 20. I want you to think about this. The messages were coming in at a clip of like 50 a day.

[Pete]

Oh, wow.

[Cam]

For 22 months.

[Pete]

Why don't you just block the number?

[Cam]

They. Oh, just watch.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

I'm not gonna lie.

[Cam]

Very good watch. Y' all gotta.

[Pete]

No one can text me 50 times and still be able to text me.

[Cam]

So.

[Pete]

But that's just. I haven't seen this, by the way, so I don't know. But. And if. Just hearing this synopsis, if you text me three times and I don't want you to text me a fourth, you're not going to text me. Like, that's just my thing. You know what I mean?

[Cam]

But no, no. Okay, I'll. I'll tell you a couple things. They blocked the number multiple times. Kept coming back different numbers.

[Pete]

Oh, I'll block it again. I'll block you until the end of time. How long you do this now? Now my ego's involved. How long are you going to keep texting me? Until you keep blocking.

[Cam]

So then it got to the point where they, like, the friend group was like, they were intentionally saying things loud enough in school and, like, taking notes to see who was around them. Saying things loud enough, seeing if he would get brought up in text. It's a good watch.

[Pete]

I'm excited. I keep seeing it on Tick Tock. You've seen people talk about this.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

I won't spoil it. By the way, I wanted to tell.

[Cam]

You how it ends, but the fact that y' all are gonna watch it.

[Pete]

I'm definitely gonna watch it.

[Cam]

Definitely deserve to watch. It's. It's. It's weird.

[Pete]

Yeah, weird. We're not paid to advertise these things, so if we're like, if it's good, it's good. If it's bad, I'll say it's bad. But, yes, this is good. So, yeah, that's a great pop culture.

[Cam]

It's strange. Y' all gotta watch that. It's called. It's the number one In Netflix right now. It's called like Unknown Number, High School Catfish, something like that.

[Pete]

No, I'll go give it a listen. That was pop culture paying a camp. Pop culture paying. Cam, get us on out of here.

[Cam]

Appreciate each and every one of your little beautiful faces coming back. Episode 181, you should know podcast, that first link in the description is the greatest place on earth. You see K, Rob, you see cj, you see Pierce, you see me, you see P, you see everyone else. You see all of sorts, sorts of. You see food, feuds, conspiracies, DJs, doctors, any and everything, all in between. Unplugged, mini golf. Everything you imagine is in the koala club. Go join. Go become a member today. Hit that link. Patreon.com you should know podcast, it's the greatest place on earth and the community is unbelievable. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma. This week's secret code, ppc, could be very different if you flip those P's upside down. Ppc.

[Pete]

Good morning, PPC people pay.

[Cam]

Cameron.

[Pete]

Cameron.

[Cam]

Public pranks. Crazy.

[Pete]

Public pranks. Crazy. Leave it in the comments of everything confused. The casuals, we'll see over on the Patreon where the real magic happens. We love you. Remember, a couple weeks you'll be able to see the live show, purchase the live show, it'll be great. We love you. And then we have a documentary coming up after that. So we love you. Remember, one out of ten guap bears, I'll make it home to Christmas and we will see you. What did you say? Next time.

[Cam]

Yeah, no pranks.