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Peyton
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Cam
We got co host Cam back in the studio.
Peyton
Hey, Cam. Cameron. I'm not gonna lie. You all right? You got a headache? You got. You got hurts.
Cam
I screamed too loud.
Peyton
You screamed?
Cam
I scrammed. I said it was a scream. Past tense. I scrimped.
Peyton
What is the past tense of scream.
Cam
That she just screamed? Does it just screamed sounds real close to though.
Peyton
That's muted. Doesn't that seem like a little like immature scream?
Cam
Yeah, it needs to be like scrumpt scramped.
Peyton
I screamed a good scrumpt scrumpeth last.
Cam
Weekend and it scared the neighborhood. Yeah, it needs to be scrumped, dude.
Peyton
This mic. Let me be honest, everybody that's watching and listening for the audio listeners, if you hear a loud pop in a scream, it is because I've been getting shocked by this microphone all day today.
Cam
Yes. And a quick example, it sound like this. So if you hear a whoa, then that's. That's Peyton getting electrocuted again.
Peyton
Like, I'm so nervous of touching this. It is cold in Texas right now.
Cam
Can we break that down immediately? Four days ago, no exaggeration. Four days ago, it was like 68 degrees outside.
Peyton
Yeah. Beautiful.
Cam
Two days ago it was 17 degrees and it said it felt like two.
Peyton
Yeah. Where are we?
Cam
Are we in. Are we on the bridge to Terabithia or are we in North Texas?
Peyton
I'm telling you, I can't function in this kind of. Like, I am my least productive in this type of environment.
Cam
And that's why you suck. Because I'm not going to lie. You. That's so immature of you. That is so childish.
Peyton
Why?
Cam
Man up.
Peyton
I can't hold.
Cam
Put a hoodie on yourself if you need to and get out.
Peyton
Can't even warm up the engine in this. Like, I'm out of. Like, luckily, I'm alone. I don't have a lover. Because if I had a lover, she would be disappointed. I can't warm up the engine.
Cam
She'd be like, are you okay back there?
Peyton
The engine.
Cam
Look back. It's so cold in here.
Peyton
No, it's. The toughest part about the cold is getting up in the morning.
Cam
Now that is a fact. That is an absolute fact. Those damn covers. Especially when you got a little crotch rocket little warmer named Ruby. Oh, my God.
Peyton
I don't want you to remember that.
Cam
She's like a. You know those little handbags for baseball players?
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
Imagine a nine pound gooey one with a crooked backside. That's Ruby. Every morning it's a nine pound little space heater sitting on your crotch. And you wake up and then you look under the covers, you get just a brisk wave of Frito dust. It's just like, God dang, today's gonna be good.
Peyton
Your dog does have a yeast infection, right?
Cam
I believe so. But then she looks. But then she looks at you. She goes like this. So she's laying like this, but then I grab her sternum and I kind of pull her toward me. She goes. She looks at me like this. She goes. And I'm like, hey, Mama. And she goes back.
Peyton
Let's create a little controversy here, okay? Who do you like cuddling with more, your dog or your wife?
Cam
My dog. 100% my dog. And Liv will attest that, because Liv is the worst, but she's the best for me. But when it comes to cuddling, she never allows me to be the small spoon. Ever.
Peyton
Oh, I divorced.
Cam
She never allows me to be the small spoon. When I even demand it, when I just go, you know what? I'm tired of this shit. And I just back into her. She'll throw one measly little arm over. She'll be like, throw it over, hold it for 10 seconds. But, babe, this just isn't comfy, dude. But best believe when she wants to be cuddled. Oh, I. I give a grade A performance every time I get in there nice and tight. I hold everything I'm supposed to. I keep it all in. And then I get that. That backside arm goes right under that pillow, and it's just a great A performance.
Peyton
Can we say this as men? And let's be vulnerable.
Cam
Dude. Say it.
Peyton
I want to be the little spoon. Every time.
Cam
Every single time. I am tired of being the big spoon. I don't care if I am even a large individual. I want to feel love and security from my backside. Now that came out. Absolutely wicked. Absolutely. I want love and security from my back.
Peyton
There's no better feeling than being held.
Cam
Oh, my God.
Peyton
I think as men, we're always put in this position, especially with our sos, Our significant others protector. We're in public. I got to watch my 12 MI6. She's just like, oh, look at the target. I love this. I'm like, that guy looks like he has a.
Cam
Literally, there's an in that trash can. We need to go. Hey, I'm not Ghost from Call of Duty. Yeah, I. I'm not trained in the dark arts. I'm trying to shop, too. But just because we're men, I gotta protect and serve. It's like, that's not the name of the game. Sometimes I want to be like, oh, no, man. Help me, babe. And then Liv just goes, get on the ground. Like, that would be hot. That would be hot.
Peyton
Not really.
Cam
No, it wouldn't.
Peyton
But I'm just saying, whenever we're in the comfort of our home, when we're in between these sheets, dude, let me put my little furry behind right on that little. Yikes, dude. You know what I mean? I want to feel a little nip on my spine.
Cam
I want to feel an areola tickling my small back. I want that every single night. And the thing is, though, it doesn't happen.
Peyton
Never.
Cam
That's the crazy part. Never doesn't exist.
Peyton
I think that's why I'm single. Well, there's a lot of reasons why I'm single.
Cam
Now that's. Now that is, like, the tip of the iceberg, the bottom stuff. Can we talk about that?
Peyton
Why I'm single.
Cam
Why you're single.
Peyton
Okay, list reasons why you think I'm single.
Cam
You want to go one and one, or you want me to list them and you debate them?
Peyton
No, I. Yeah, let's do that because I think I know why I'm single. Because I'm choosing to be.
Cam
That's a tough sell. That's a nice way to put it. Okay, tell me when I can begin.
Peyton
Why am I single?
Cam
Hygiene. That's the first one. Hygiene. Absolutely. You need help.
Peyton
How?
Cam
No, you need hygiene help. You know you do. You absolutely do.
Peyton
Okay, like what?
Cam
You brush your teeth when it's convenient for you. Not on a religious basis. You should brush your teeth one time a day, minimum.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
Every single day of your entire life.
Peyton
I think my permanent retainer starting to bend into my gums.
Cam
See?
Peyton
And start. I'm starting to turn into like. Like irobot in my mouth. Like, a lot of me is coming bionic in here.
Cam
You're just like. It's like it just starts moving. So hygiene is 1, 2. Is your attitude okay?
Peyton
What?
Cam
Your attitude.
Peyton
What's wrong?
Cam
Let's break it down. Y'all too. Does he have an attitude? Say yes or no right now.
Peyton
Yeah. And you're fired. So have fun.
Cam
Attitude. Yeah, it's definitely attitude. And when it comes to women, you. You tend. You tend to back burner it. You tend to back burner. You put it. You put it behind.
Peyton
So passive.
Cam
You love women.
Peyton
I love them.
Cam
You love them. You. I mean, you love them.
Peyton
Who?
Cam
You love a man, but maybe month in, right? Maybe two months in.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
She comes down the stairs and just says some shit that you don't really like.
Peyton
Right?
Cam
It's World War 3.
Peyton
No, that's not true.
Cam
Oh, you go get out. You dumb.
Peyton
That's not true. Wait, what? Attitude.
Cam
Why?
Peyton
Okay, I am sassy.
Cam
Very.
Peyton
So like they would think that they could out sassy. I'm the sassy.
Cam
I'm not going to. No, I. It's not really attitude. That was a joke.
Peyton
But I'd be like, girl. That's why I line a fuck.
Cam
Yeah, but like, girl, you look crazy. You look crazy. You are not the person that went to sleep next to me last night. Yeah, so that's the second.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
Third, your food intake. So most women like a relationship where they can eat.
Peyton
Yes.
Cam
Okay.
Peyton
And I'm so for eating.
Cam
Eat, eat, eat.
Peyton
I love that.
Cam
But you don't do it with them.
Peyton
Not my business.
Cam
So they don't like it.
Peyton
What I eat doesn't make you shit.
Cam
A woman wants to just be seen on a pedestal eating constantly. Just eat, eat, eat food.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
They want to enjoy it with their so being you.
Peyton
I will be there for you.
Cam
So you don't smell good. You don't eat with them. And you're a bit sassy. Do we need.
Peyton
Okay. Cam, I would rather my way of eating on a date than your way of eating on a date.
Cam
No, I make you feel included. No, I make you feel like we are a team. And there's a little bit left on that plate. Don't worry. Tag me in. I got you.
Peyton
No, it's literally like, am I on a date with Kirby? You'd be like, you, like, suck up the napkins on the table.
Cam
You ready? She goes, what? I go. Everything's like.
Peyton
She's like, my fries.
Cam
And I go, o. It's just all flying in. Yeah.
Peyton
It's like, okay, on a date, I slow play my eats. Okay, I'm talking. I'm talking. And then in the middle of something. Huh? Oh, yeah. That's what you're like.
Cam
Just give me two minutes. I'll be done.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
And you know what? No, no, let's imagine. Actually, I don't even want to put that in the universe, but let's just say I was single, okay? You tell me why I would be a bad single. The same way I just did. You give me points on why I'd be a bad single.
Peyton
You're. You're aggressively.
Cam
Yep.
Peyton
It's like you. It's like, thank God you have a wife, right? And she's okay with it, but, golly, it's uncomfortable sometimes.
Cam
Get your hand out of my face. That is a crazy.
Peyton
Because you love. You love hard, and you don't have a filter. So Cam will be out at a bar, right? And Cam gets this mode of. He sees his wife, right? And he's like, golly, I love this woman. Oh, God. And he does that. He shows that bottom row.
Cam
He looks like a.
Peyton
Looks like a little pit bul.
Cam
To take you home and bite you.
Peyton
And so. But you don't take her home. You don't take her home. You take her right there.
Cam
I take her in the bar stool.
Peyton
You're like. He literally. Oh, my God.
Cam
I go, what are you drinking?
Peyton
Where's Dragon? I just made a mess. Say, this is Liv, right? Cam. We'll be sitting there having curly fries, right? It's a normal day.
Cam
It's 3pm it's like Wednesday.
Peyton
At lunch, we're at Chili's Dog in Cam. I start seeing them. Liv is right here. Cam's like. He's starting. No noise. He's just looking at her like. Like he's about to bite.
Cam
That goddamn cardigan looks real good on you.
Peyton
And then so I See him? I'm like, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. And then he'll look at me. He'll be like this. And he'll look at me like, you know, it's about to go down. And I'm telling him, like, cam, don't make me get the leash. I have to get a leash. I left the leash in the trunk.
Cam
Oh, my God.
Peyton
And then Cam stands up, he adjusts his PA Pants, and then he's just on attack mode. He goes to live and just grabs those hunches.
Cam
No, no. Oh.
Peyton
Oh.
Cam
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That was so much.
Peyton
And then like, he's like, forearm in her denim jeans, bro. And then there's like an old, sweet, elderly lady trying to enjoy her soup.
Cam
She's like. She starts coughing on it.
Peyton
Oh, you should have seen what happened in New York.
Cam
Okay, no, that is not a story to be shared. I was. I was highly inebriated and my wife looks fantastic. All right?
Peyton
I was like, cam, there is people in costumes walking down this. We were in the middle of 4th.
Cam
Street.
Peyton
With our backpack on.
Cam
Outside of aggressive, what else would it be? That's it.
Peyton
You are uncomfortable to look at from the side. What? You have a bad profile.
Cam
Oh, my God. Because my. Because my ears.
Peyton
Dude, Cam, Live literally had to. Live literally had to call me yesterday on Facetime. They were eating lunch at their dinner table, right? And she was saying, she's eating lunch.
Cam
At the dinner table.
Peyton
Whatever. I don't have a table. I eat on my couch. And so Liv goes, peyton, look at Cam's ears right now. She flips the camera to show Cam's ears. It was like he didn't have a hole there. It was like he was wearing an airpod of goofy. I said, cameron, brother, like, what are you doing?
Cam
The brand new flesh pods just dropped. It's an airpod made out of skin.
Peyton
And you're talking about my hygiene? Live literally called me yesterday. Tell me that your hygiene is bad now.
Cam
She. Okay, I think it's cuz the sun. My son's coming. I think it's cuz he's getting close. I'm like nesting. I'm like. I'm like a female dog. You know female dogs when they have their puppies, like, they'll eat the poop of the younglings.
Peyton
What?
Cam
Yeah.
Peyton
Please don't tell me you're gonna eat your son's poo.
Cam
No. Oh, my God, no.
Peyton
That's what.
Cam
You know. You're gonna change a diaper, and that is going to be recorded for all of you to enjoy.
Peyton
I can promise you you're gonna.
Cam
Obviously, certain parts will be blurred out or not in the video.
Peyton
I don't want to see him like, you're gonna see. I don't want to.
Cam
I'm. Matter of fact, I'm just gonna give him to you. I mean, hand him to you naked one day.
Peyton
I'll be like, gross.
Cam
He's gonna be butt naked. This cute little gut out his perfect little polished skin. Oh, tiny little feet, little toes about that big. Oh, my God.
Peyton
See, you're smiling. No, not. But Cam's wife called me yesterday, and she goes, peyton, Cam's hygiene's gotten so bad. He worked out, didn't shower all day, and then tried to get in the bed with me.
Cam
Now, that was a bad day. It was a bad day. It was a lot. There's a lot of things happening. We were on the phone with insurance for, like, three hours. Yeah, it was stressful. I did shower, though. I did shower for. I went to sleep. I. It just. It took me to about 11 be him, and I worked out at 9 and.
Peyton
So you built that gym in your house, right? Like, he has a luxury gym in his house. Like, it looks like a planet fitness. It was so nice in there. He has a sauna. He has a steam.
Cam
I do not have a sauna. I do not have a steam room.
Peyton
Do not have a lap and a tanning room.
Cam
I have a tanning room. And you can't me from Yellowstone. I do not have any of those things.
Peyton
And you can't tell because he looks, like, transparent right now, so you probably have to go get that fixed. Right? But he has so much stuff in there, and he just. That he abuses it to the point where he doesn't think he has to be clean. Now he's like, I ran three miles today. Now I'm gonna go lay in my bed.
Cam
That's not true. First off, you. You brought up something interesting. Transparent. When it gets cold, you start to look like you're dying. Okay. Your skin gets very flushed, very dry, and we need to address it.
Peyton
Is that a fact?
Cam
Now that. Oh, that is a. That is a absolute. That is not even up for debate. Fact. Normally around winter, because again, you don't. You're not a big lotion gal.
Peyton
Don't like lotion.
Cam
Exactly. You don't do. You don't do these things. Yeah, Melanin starts.
Peyton
You got to be careful. You need to watch out.
Cam
Just hear me out.
Peyton
Your little black. You're like. Your little black ass gets real like me. That's what you're about to say, huh? Go ahead and say it.
Cam
I'm saying your melanin level.
Peyton
You cheered a lot when Hulk came out. You're like, that's the guy. America.
Cam
I go, Hogan.
Peyton
Hulkamania.
Cam
Oh, no, no. All I'm saying is your melanin slowly decreases in the winter. I'm treading light. All right. I'm trying to be careful.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
Your lotion application does not increase. So not only are you getting lighter.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
But you're also getting dry. You start to split. Like an amphibious.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
And it's bad. You remember your calves from last year?
Peyton
No.
Cam
You're like a webbing of dry skin on your calves. Like, at any given time, you could have been like, oh, you need some Parmesan. It just fall down. You could bless somebody's pasta with your legs last year. Just fall right on them.
Peyton
I've been okay this morning. Fun fact. It took me an hour to get a bed because it was so cold. I need to go get a pedicure. I need to. It was to the point I had to limp when I was walking barefoot because my toenails so far under my toe. It was hurting to walk. And I started to glide a little bit, and so I had to like, limp to go take a whiz. It was absolutely awful.
Cam
Oh, get your nails cut.
Peyton
I have a. It's like an anxiety thing with me. It's like C.J. stims when he, like, touches something. He doesn't wash his hands.
Cam
Yeah.
Peyton
When my toes get touched, I don't play with my toes. Don't touch my toes.
Cam
Let me cut them for you.
Peyton
No. Oh. Oh. Cam, I can't. Like, literally, I'm getting locked out right now. I can't. It's that bad. It's been a thing since I was a kid. Like Preston, whenever he used, like, pick on me, his thing would be grab my toes.
Cam
Cuz you knew you couldn't do it back. He's like this. And you're like. You kind of grab his whole foot. You're like, it's too big.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
You don't like getting your feet touched. I did not know that.
Peyton
It's such a thing for me. I don't know what it is.
Cam
Dude. Your feet, that's another thing. Your whole body gets wider in the winter. Your feet look like you stepped in a bucket of eggshell white.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
Like, they are insanely nude and naked. There's not a single hair on them. And your toenails are yellow.
Peyton
If you look at me from a distance, you're like, oh, he has socks on. No, he doesn't.
Cam
He has nasty feet. I'm so tired of that. I have. If. Honest to God, if I had. If my infected toe was fixed, yeah, it'd be a tight race of who has the worst feet. And I believe that wholeheartedly. Yeah, I really would. Because you have helmets.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
You have yellowing and you have blades. I just have nasty feet.
Peyton
Okay. But the fact that your toe could start a second pandemic that just breaks everything, every rule. We literally a part of the live show. You could go watch this right now. You can buy it on Patreon. There's a part where we put Cam's toe on the screen, right?
Cam
There's audible screams from the audience, like blood curdling.
Peyton
Like, there would be people. I remember on tour when I would put out, that was my favorite part of the show because I would just love to see people's reactions. Putting Cam's toe up on that screen. There would be people eating. They'd be like. And there's like, there's just images. Like, our photographer would go in the crowd and just take pictures of people. Like, people thought. Like you would think.
Cam
There's now. It wasn't my proudest moment, and I'm not going to lie about that.
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Cam
I have something for you.
Peyton
I like you.
Cam
Do you? I love you more. Do you think you could ever work at a Chick Fil? A?
Peyton
No, I have too much of an attitude.
Cam
I genuinely don't think I can either.
Peyton
No.
Cam
But I found out why though. I found the science behind it. The other day I'm driving, we stopped through Chick Fil? A get a meal, Boom. Everything is just a one like always. Oh, my pleasure. Everything's perfect. I'm like, these people aren't real.
Peyton
Yes.
Cam
So we leave, we're going to an appointment and we're going down this highway. And I swear to God, off to the side there's a beige building, no windows, one door, and on top of it it says Chick Fil? A employee training center.
Peyton
What?
Cam
Swear on everything. What are they doing?
Peyton
They have a prep school for Chick Fil? A.
Cam
They're putting chips into their heads or something. Like they're doing brain surgery on these people. They're like, yep, all attitude. Get rid of it. All real thoughts. No, there's like Chick Fil? A? Yeah, stitch them up. And that's why they're crazy. There was a Chick Fil? A employee training center on the side of the road. No windows.
Peyton
What do you think is inside the employees training center at Chick Fil? A?
Cam
Scientists? I think there's. I think there's full blown brain detrimental surgeries going on in that building and they are being changed as humans.
Peyton
It's like cuz you can't.
Cam
You're not the same after you work. At Chick Fil?
Peyton
A, there's like one hour a day you have to have a My pleasure seminar.
Cam
My pleasure. My pleasure, my pleasure. And then they log out and then they turn the back room. Someone just like cutting open a head. Dude, I'm dead serious.
Peyton
They do like robots. They do different scenarios. It's like, okay, this person, you forgot their dipping sauce. And they're driving away and you have to like time your run to the car.
Cam
Sir, come back. It's my pleasure. That I forgot. And they're like, all right. This is the disrespect sector. I asked for a Diet Coke, you fat pig. You sure did, my Pleasure. They go get like, dude, that shit is not. I was baffled when I saw there.
Peyton
Might be, like, a serum they're putting into people.
Cam
I'm not kidding.
Peyton
Because there's.
Cam
Why would you have a off. An off site training center for a fast food restaurant?
Peyton
Think about little cult, you know, Very culty.
Cam
Very, like, go in there. We pledge to the lord of my. My pleasure.
Peyton
Like, to the chicken.
Cam
My pleasure to be here. And right when they walk in, some guys, like, hidden in the wall, he's like. Just sticks and he's like. And they go. And they just turn into.
Peyton
It's like, get out. If you say what? If you, like, flash a camera at a Chick Fil A employee, they start.
Cam
Crying and help me out. My pleasure. Like, dude, it is a cult of robot dude.
Peyton
Okay? Dead ass. I was at Chick Fil A and there's this guy, and I hate the profile, right? But I do. We all do. Especially you.
Cam
No, no, can't.
Peyton
You're like. You hide your purse.
Cam
I go lock the doors. Lock the door.
Peyton
You're like, the elevators full. It's only that guy.
Cam
It's only me in the elevator. I'm like, it's tight squeeze, bro.
Peyton
No, but there's this dude, right? And he had full face tattoos, like. And you could tell in his knuckles were a little used. He had refurbished knuckles. And so you can tell he's been. I would say at one point in time, his. He was incarcerated, right?
Cam
Yeah. He has aftermarket knuckles.
Peyton
You look like some of my friends that do things illegally.
Cam
You look like my character on a GTA 5 RP server.
Peyton
Yeah. So I was talking to him, and I immediately bonded with, like. I was like, okay, you're cool. I know you like, what the hell.
Cam
Did y'all bond over?
Peyton
No, like, just, like, it was like a physical, like, thing. Like, we're just like, hey, bro, I get you. You know what I mean?
Cam
I thought he was like, move, bitch. And you're like, oh, yeah, dude, I swear, I was already gonna move.
Peyton
No, but that's what I was expecting from him. But I was like, oh, shit. Like, I drove up, I rolled the window down. I said, oh, shit. What's up, bro? And he goes, how you doing, sir? And I said, all right.
Cam
Never judge a book by itself.
Peyton
Yeah. I said, I'm good, bro. You good? And he goes, I'm very well, sir, what can I get you today? And I said, hey, look. I said, are you all right?
Cam
I need you to blink twice if you need to hop in this passenger seat and Then.
Peyton
And then he goes, we were, like, talking. I gave the order. And he was like, is that it for you, sir? And I was like, yeah, but I need to talk to you.
Cam
You need to get in my car.
Peyton
And then he goes, I just want to let it be known I'm a big fan of your podcast, like, talking to me like this. And I said, hey, thanks, man. And he goes, I would love to take a photograph with you, but it's against our policy, too. And I was like, well, I'll take the picture on your phone. And, like, you can't get in trouble. He goes, no, sir, I can't risk my employment. You have a good day. And I said.
Cam
I go, hey, Chat. GPT. Relax. I don't know who you are, Grok. You're not real human, that mother. Not real. Dude, what happened to that girl?
Peyton
She came out.
Cam
She like her sexuality?
Peyton
Oh, no, no. I don't know. I didn't ask.
Cam
But why did I assume.
Peyton
Well, you said, no, my terminology would lead to that.
Cam
But came out of what?
Peyton
She, like, did an interview on tmz and she said she was tripping. I think they got to.
Cam
I think they. I think they said right in her back. They said, go ahead and say what you want to say.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
Make sure it's what we want to say, though, dude.
Peyton
But I don't think a shapeshifter would be on a Spirit Airlines flight, bro. Why would couple baby mamas but not a shapeshifter?
Cam
Couple baby mamas, couple dealers on the side.
Peyton
Not a shapeshifter, not a skin walker. Yeah. What? What?
Cam
Skin walker?
Peyton
You called me that one time. So I cheated on your home or, like, off your homework, and we both got in trouble. You said, it's that skinwalker.
Cam
No, I did not. You know what? A skin walker.
Peyton
Yes, yes. I think we talked about.
Cam
They go for it. Help.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
And then you go. Then they go, dude, yeah. And they just throw your remains. And then they turn back to a small child screaming for help.
Peyton
Our friend. Our friend Sanjin got married recently, right?
Cam
I thought you were gonna say our friend Sandra. Just skinwalker.
Peyton
He might be. To be honest, if anybody in our.
Cam
Friend group is Sid or Pierce.
Peyton
We went to a wedding this week, right? Or not this week. It really wasn't this week.
Cam
About a month ago. But, yeah, sure.
Peyton
We went to a wedding this month for our good friend Sanjin.
Cam
Yes.
Peyton
Right. And going to the wedding, right? It was in a house. Like, there was, like, this house we rented. What? What? It was a house. It was like A mansion?
Cam
What kind of house?
Peyton
Oh, it was a plantation. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. And I got so uneasy walking into it, and I was like, this man.
Cam
Peyton walked in the front door, and he literally went. He started checking for, like, cameras and booby traps and.
Peyton
And you felt so at home.
Cam
I walked in. No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.
Peyton
I'm kidding. So going into this house, there was a bathroom downstairs. It made me realize I have so many bathroom pet peeves. There's certain things in bathrooms that absolutely piss me off. The first thing, I'm excited. And this might be an old people bathroom thing. I hate when toilets in bathrooms have the furry seat covers.
Cam
Burn it to the ground. I hate that shit. Why does. Why in the hell does your porcelain throne have a T shirt on? Why is it wearing clothes? It is an. It is a toilet. I'm about to defile this thing. It's about to see the inside of me from the worst angle possible. And I'm gonna shit all inside of this thing. And there's gonna be noises, and it's gonna be nasty. Dude, you have a cotton shirt on your toilet.
Peyton
It's the end. The ones that have the little sticky, furry things up. Like, it's like that. It's. That can't be hygienic. No, that can't be good.
Cam
That is literally holding the remnants of piss and poo. Everyone. The piss and poo flying in the ground, it goes. And it's, like, sinking on that.
Peyton
And it's like you're putting that lid back down on the toilet seat. And, like, all of the pimples and the hair.
Cam
Oh, my God.
Peyton
And all the miscues.
Cam
You just described yourself a pimply, hairy Miss Cute Ass.
Peyton
That's the first thing. It's so gross. My grandma had one, you know, I.
Cam
Saw one with googly eyes once.
Peyton
That's kind of cute.
Cam
No, it's not.
Peyton
I would have named him.
Cam
It literally was like that furry thing and there was googly eyes right above it because they named it what? Toy Lee Toilet.
Peyton
Hey, Toy.
Cam
Hey, toy. Hope you're thirsty.
Peyton
You hungry? So furry seat covers on a toilet is my number one pet peeve.
Cam
Go to hell.
Peyton
Second thing. And you do it in your bathroom. Don't put personal or family photos in your bathroom.
Cam
There's not a personal.
Peyton
Yes, there is. In your first bathroom in your apartment. Yes, there was.
Cam
Oh, that one. Yes.
Peyton
I don't want to be shitting. Right? I'm opening up to the world, and I'm looking at you and Liv kissing.
Cam
On our wedding day.
Peyton
I. Every time I go into somebody else's restroom and there's a family portrait in there, it's on its face. I'm turning it down.
Cam
Why?
Peyton
I can't open up now. What if.
Cam
What if you were pooping, right? And in the family portrait, I was like this. I'll do it to your ankle.
Peyton
We were.
Cam
Kiss us live, and you're pooping. And then the picture just like this. And went.
Peyton
I was like this, dude.
Cam
And it moved in the picture.
Peyton
My grandma, rest her soul, cancer.
Cam
She died.
Peyton
So in her bathroom, she had, like, this little. Like these fishermen, right? There were, like, little hangers. It was so weird. I don't know why she had these two fishermen.
Cam
I'm not liking this.
Peyton
And she was so proud of those two things because they would follow you. Like, their eyes would follow you. And it was terrifying. And she had a furry seat cover. I hope she made it to heaven. That is a recipe for hell. You cannot. You can't have those things and make it to the pearly gates. You cannot do it.
Cam
Oh, my God.
Peyton
You know what I mean?
Cam
I hope she made it to heaven off her bathroom attire. That's crazy.
Peyton
So those two things. Personal photos, furry seat covers.
Cam
Okay. Don't agree on one. Highly agree on the other.
Peyton
You like family photos in a bathroom.
Cam
Show me your kids. Show me your cousins while you're open. I got nothing else to do. I'll look at your family tree.
Peyton
Yeah, but I feel like I'm disrespecting it.
Cam
And I know I haven't seen him a couple years. He's grown a lot since that picture. I don't mind. I'll look at your. Your genealogy. I'm all for it.
Peyton
I want your family.
Cam
I want your. I'll watch your whole family dinner.
Peyton
Who owns your ula fala?
Cam
Your manura? What'd you say?
Peyton
A manure's a. That's what that is. A ula fala is a tribal chief. They wear. It's a lei. Third thing. Sorry. Third thing. In a bathroom, I don't like. And this is very specific, I don't like bathrooms with too much access to them.
Cam
What do you mean? Oh, multiple. Oh, my God. That one had a. In a window that could open. Had a door. Had a second door. I'm sitting there. I was like.
Peyton
I went, cuz, okay, when I'm drunk, and I was drunk at the wedding. When I'm drunk and peeing, I'm fully undressing. Dude, my pants are at my Ankle line. You know what I mean? Like I. I piss like I'm baking cookies, if you know what I mean. No.
Cam
What on earth? You drop your underwear and pants.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
Below your knees and your nipples are out.
Peyton
Because I have no control over myself.
Cam
I'm not gonna lie. If I did that, if I held my top up, drop my pants, I'd paint their wall. I'd give their backsplash a pissy undertone. There's no way I'd be able to just be like, get in there.
Peyton
No. So. So there was a door to walk in on the inside, but then there was a door that was connected to.
Cam
The back yard and had a loose curtain.
Peyton
That's what I'm talking about.
Cam
Big people.
Peyton
I'm looking over and there's a 6 foot 7 Serbian looking at me.
Cam
He's like this. He's like. He's. He's kind of. He's getting leverage. He said.
Peyton
I literally was like, oh.
Cam
Oh.
Peyton
I don't like bathrooms with too much access. You get one door, no window, One door, no wind.
Cam
If there's a window in a home bathroom, someone needs to have a demolition crew come over. There's no way you should ever have a window in like a guest bathroom at all. Your bathroom above your shower. Those little ones.
Peyton
Little ones.
Cam
Some sure never liked those either, though.
Peyton
What?
Cam
Never liked those. Like your. Your home house. That didn't make sense.
Peyton
My family.
Cam
Your family house.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
Has that dumbass little, little 3 inch window above the shower. Stupid as. What, am I gonna stare at the neighbor's chimney while I'm showering? Hey, great view. It's a two story house and I got about two and a half inches of clearance to gaze at crows. What the fuck? Like, that is the worst, dumbest thing ever. Nobody does it open to let the steam out. No. So there's no utility and there's no view.
Peyton
It's good for natural light.
Cam
Good for you.
Peyton
Turn off your lights in your bathroom and the sun's out. It's great for natural light. It really is.
Cam
I bet you did some freaky stuff with that window.
Peyton
Oh, God.
Cam
You probably had some moonlight sex. Showers. Hey.
Peyton
I hate. I hate showers.
Cam
It is not. It's not enjoyable at our stature. It is not. It's just wet and just slippery and the things aren't lining up and nothing. And then now my back's cold. Like, we need to switch dog. Now my back's cold. I can't. I'm not having fun. And now I'm freezing cold. I'm shrinking While we're talking and you're just. You look great in front of me. But I can't do anything about it. All right. I can't do anything about it.
Peyton
Dude. Okay.
Cam
My God.
Peyton
My Ed. Done. This is the last thing on bathrooms. My ex girlfriend in high school, I'd go to her house a lot.
Cam
Okay. Ooh. I'd go to her house a lot.
Peyton
Cool. You know, she got married.
Cam
What she got.
Peyton
I'm really happy for her.
Cam
I saw that.
Peyton
But her. Her bathroom upstairs was one of those. I don't know what it's called. French bathrooms. Where it's connected to two rooms. Yeah. Two rooms share one bathroom. And it was her sister's room and her room. And so I'd go taking a dump in her house. You know how many times her sister walked in on me? Just bare button the toilet on my phone playing Candy Crush.
Cam
That is nuts.
Peyton
I don't like that. I don't like too much.
Cam
What was the age of her sister? That could have been really bad.
Peyton
We were all in high school.
Cam
Okay. Thank God. Yeah.
Peyton
We're in our high school.
Cam
I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of your fault. Gotta lock that door. Yeah, Gotta lock that door.
Peyton
But I wasn't used to that.
Cam
Wasn't your cj. Wasn't your house like that too? Yeah, I used to lock that door.
Peyton
I hate that because I was like.
Cam
If Lou comes in and sees me dropping just a massive, nasty one, I go, this is a story that won't be forgotten. Because, I mean, I. I'll. You'll hear me. You won't see me too much. Cause I get. I get quite small when I poop. Cause I gotta concentrate. But you'll hear me.
Peyton
Me.
Cam
Oh, I was bleeding from my butt the other day. Now, I didn't need to hemorrhoid. I didn't need to see.
Peyton
It's hemorrhoid. You should get that popped.
Cam
I should get a medicated suppository.
Peyton
Story. Okay.
Cam
In 2025. Not knowing where that comes from, that could get me incarcerated.
Peyton
No, it's getting muted for sure. Okay.
Cam
Okay.
Peyton
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Cam
All right, the other day I went to my parents house and this, this is just adding to the lore of Lisa, I'm not gonna lie. We go to my parents house and she, she specifically and explicitly said, do not say this on the podcast.
Peyton
Oh no.
Cam
But here we are.
Peyton
Lisa, I'm sorry, I did not know about this.
Cam
She said, peyton is gonna think I'm even weirder than I am. So we're over there, right? Liv lays down on my mom's bed. We're all in her room because her computer's in there just doing something. Liv lays down, whips her belly out. I'm sitting there rubbing my son via the skin barrier, rubbing that big old belly. And my mom goes, oh, you see, your belly button was cute. I never had a cute one. And I go, huh? And she goes, yeah, her belly button's cute and pregnant. Mine wasn't. I'm like, all right. Like, I didn't know belly buttons could be cute. My mom, word for word, goes, yeah, I never liked the look of my sugar bowl. And I said, what the did you just say?
Peyton
She called her belly button a sugar bowl.
Cam
I said, mom, what did you just say? She goes, it's my little sugar bowl. She said, I used to call My belly button, my sugar bowl. When I was younger, cuz I would place sugar from the pantry in it because of its depth. My mom claimed her belly button was deep enough to be a storage container for pure cane sugar. And I ran out of the room, ran down the hallway and started crying, laughing.
Peyton
Ms. Lisa, she said I used to.
Cam
Put sugar in it. She said I'd get the teaspoon and put some sugar in and call it my little sugar.
Peyton
Okay, okay. But I'm trying to understand what's step two, what's going on after the sugar's in it.
Cam
What's the purpose?
Peyton
Is she like, this just looks.
Cam
You have a flap, like it shuts.
Peyton
She's like, yep, yep. And then what? What's the cleaning process?
Cam
What happens if she stands up? I think she had an extra skin thing. She might have had like a little skin tag or something. Because there's no way. There's no way you store ingredients just for them to fall. Soon as you stand up, she's got to be like. She closes it and then she's like, oh, this coffee and good enough.
Peyton
What's the cleaning process for this?
Cam
I have no clue. Why are you sugaring your body?
Peyton
And what was the first day she realized, I want to make my belly button a bowl for sugar. What was the thought process? Is Lisa okay? Dude, she called me or I called Cam. Lisa gets the phone and she goes, payne, I'm safe. I said what?
Cam
She said, I'm still alive.
Peyton
Dude. I love Lisa. Dude, she's.
Cam
My mom went to. My mom went to my sister's house the other day and just hanging out, helping with the baby. And then she leaves and she goes up to the casino. Yeah, she said she got there like 6pm My dad gets home off work at 1:30. My mom's still not back. And he just texts her, he goes, are you winning? And she goes, yes. And then she just tells me the story about how she had a fun night. She hasn't been there in a while. She goes, yeah, I got back home about 6:30. I said, what? She stayed there for like 10, 11 hours.
Peyton
At the casino?
Cam
Yes.
Peyton
Recently?
Cam
Yes. Like on Saturday? Yeah.
Peyton
Which casino?
Cam
Windsor.
Peyton
Oh, okay.
Cam
Yeah. Oh, y'all went to Choctaw?
Peyton
Yeah, yeah. What the hell? Yeah, I have a story from the casino one.
Cam
Ooh, I gotta love casino stories.
Peyton
No, it's so strange.
Cam
Oh, never mind.
Peyton
So me and cj, we walked through the casino because we're a vibe people. When we walk through casino, we're like, there's not good Energy here. There's not good energy here. Really good energy. I'm feeling something right here. The wizard. Yeah. You know, I mean, so we're. We're walking through this casino, and this casino has a hotel in it, right? This was the weekend. It was pretty packed, right? We're walking through the hallway of the casino, right? This older man, he's, like, not older, but he's like, 50s, right? He's around his 50s. You can tell he's been drinking a little bit at this point. We've taken so many pictures. So many pictures. Oh, big fan of the podcast. I love it. Like, it's no problem. I'm wearing the you should know hoodie, right?
Cam
I saw that.
Peyton
He comes up. He's walking past us. He comes up, he goes, ah, you should know. And so I'm like, oh, I thought he knew the podcast. He goes, I love that. What does that mean? And I go, oh, it's just like a name of a company. And he goes, why? And I said, took honestly, a great question.
Cam
Yo, sir, you cracked the code.
Peyton
And I was like, oh, just. Name of a podcast. Big fan of them. He goes, okay, yeah, my kids are upstairs, bro. What?
Cam
What? Dude, you got me. Right when I was swallowing. Oh, my God, sounds bad.
Peyton
He goes.
Cam
He said, my kids are up.
Peyton
My kids are upstairs. I said, oh, okay. And then he starts to divulge. He starts telling me this story of how his wife. No, like, didn't. What is it? His wife is trying to get custody of these kids, and he. They. And she lives in Kansas. He took the kids to Oklahoma, and the kids are upstairs. He goes, yeah, she doesn't trust me with the kids, but I'm down here. They're up there. I'm RVing it across the country. I said. I said, brother, are you telling me you kidnapped these kids? And he goes, they're upstairs. There's two of them. They're safe. You can go upstairs and say hi to him.
Cam
I go, no, don't think so. Don't think that's happening, Carter. I think I'm gonna avoid that one.
Peyton
And he goes, she doesn't think I'm a good dad, but guess what? They're not down here with me. They're upstairs safe. Okay? They got their iPads. I locked the door.
Cam
Doors double locked.
Peyton
I said, okay. And he goes, yeah, you know how it is with you with baby moms. And I said, I sure don't.
Cam
I actually don't at all.
Peyton
And he goes. He goes, I'm a good dad. I promise you.
Cam
I go, people don't really say that willingly, buddy.
Peyton
You.
Cam
You sound like you're trying to convince me.
Peyton
And, bro, he's going on this thing, and me and CJ are like, oh, I would have.
Cam
You know me, if I was there, I would have played right into it. I would have had him saying shit for the next 20 minutes.
Peyton
Would said.
Cam
I'm like, you know what? You might have to prove it to me, son.
Peyton
Show me the kids.
Cam
You better. Let's go to the room. Let's just go to the room. He's like, mother, you don't believe me? These are my kids. He starts getting like that.
Peyton
And he goes, and they love that burger joint down there. Guess why I'm down here. I'm going to get them that burger.
Cam
I'm getting my burger.
Peyton
And he goes. And he goes. And I'm up. He pulls out this money. He's like, this a bad dad to you? I said, I didn't. I didn't file you this divorce paper. It's like, I have nothing to do with it. I have.
Cam
I am not a lawyer. Why are you talking to me? I'm gonna go now. He goes, what you say?
Peyton
Yeah. And then he started. And then we were with one of our. Our female friends. And he goes, what's your name? She goes, please, no, I'm a good dad.
Cam
The. The intense whole body turn. He goes, I swear to you, I'm a good papa. What's your name? What's your damn name, huh? I'm a good father. He goes, you having fun now? You need some pocket money?
Peyton
I hope they're okay.
Cam
I really hope they're okay. Yeah, I really hope they're okay.
Peyton
That is.
Cam
Oh, boy.
Peyton
But you know what I am worried about?
Cam
Oh, God.
Peyton
It's something I think about often.
Cam
What?
Peyton
I genuinely am worried about our friendship once your kid comes out.
Cam
Why?
Peyton
I think you're going to love your kid more than me.
Cam
Repeat one more time.
Peyton
I think you're gonna love your kid more than you love me.
Cam
Well, let me put that to rest right now. I will love my kid more than I love you.
Peyton
No.
Cam
Yes.
Peyton
Immediately.
Cam
Think I love him more than I love you right now. Wow. Right now.
Peyton
That's. How awful.
Cam
How is that awful?
Peyton
You don't know him. That's.
Cam
I don't know. He's me. He's me.
Peyton
Not yet.
Cam
He. He's not here. He is literally like a third arm for me. He is an extension.
Peyton
So when Ivocate will be my fourth arm.
Cam
Good morning to you. I go, some of Us have two arms and a pencil. I love him more than you right now. Currently.
Peyton
He's not here yet.
Cam
He's gonna be very soon. Okay.
Peyton
I get three or four years down the line. When you get to know him, I'm.
Cam
Gonna send you to a maximum security prison. Listen, for him to make it out of the womb and enjoy his life, you'd be locked up.
Peyton
No way. You and gone. You've seen my butt. You know I wouldn't do well in there. They would take max security.
Cam
I said max security, Cam.
Peyton
Okay. No, no, no. I understand. Eventually, yes, you'll love him more than me.
Cam
I get that right now, I would. I would say yes, but it is hard for me to say that. But the second he comes out.
Peyton
Bro.
Cam
Everyone says there is literally this overwhelming, undescribable amount of love that you experience the second you see your kid.
Peyton
Really?
Cam
Yes. I think it's gonna be nutty.
Peyton
Okay. How long have we known each other?
Cam
Long time.
Peyton
Like, almost a decade, right?
Cam
Yeah.
Peyton
We've been through so much together. We have war stories together. We've been through the highest of highs, the lowest of lows. We've experienced everything together. And just because.
Cam
Get me, buddy.
Peyton
I know, but now, like.
Cam
All right.
Peyton
Like, really?
Cam
But that's not. That's not a messed up thing to say.
Peyton
No.
Cam
Don't. Nervous. Scratch your hand. You said.
Peyton
Okay, well, I want to test how much you love me. I'm gonna give you a best friend test. I got it. I got it. I gotta get some reassurance right now to see how much you actually love me.
Cam
That's. That's fine. This is easy.
Peyton
This is. It should be easy. Some of these. I'm asking.
Cam
It will be easy.
Peyton
Okay. How did we first meet?
Cam
We met in college.
Peyton
That's already wrong.
Cam
No, that's not. You came up on your visit.
Peyton
That's okay. That's the right thing.
Cam
That's at college.
Peyton
I was not in college. I was in high school.
Cam
I didn't say you were enrolled. I said we met at college Already.
Peyton
One Wrong.
Cam
No, that's not. You came up on your visit. We met, played. You were extremely athletic and attractive, and then you ended up signing, and we were roommates. Rest is history.
Peyton
All right?
Cam
Until you.
Peyton
One down. Enjoy that little ginger kid.
Cam
I got that. The correct. The answer is correct.
Peyton
No, it's not.
Cam
Yes, it is.
Peyton
It's 1 0. Who is my secret celebrity crush?
Cam
Now you know. I don't know her name. Now you know. I forget you, Cam. You forget her name. I think about It.
Peyton
Right now.
Cam
It's not Tara.
Peyton
It's.
Cam
No, no, it's. You go. Stop saying cj, Help me.
Peyton
No, no, cj. I just met this little.
Cam
Cj Help me. What's her name? Okay, let's. Now if I'm being partial. Can I describe her?
Peyton
No.
Cam
She's a Latina. She's got a podcast. She does. She doesn't have podcasts.
Peyton
Not her.
Cam
Oh, wait. Who then?
Peyton
Celebrity.
Cam
Oh, celebrity.
Peyton
Yes. Are you kidding?
Cam
I thought you're talking about that girl. Wait, wait. Your secret celebrity crush is.
Peyton
It's not really that much of a secret.
Cam
I think that's what's.
Peyton
Okay. Who's my celebrity crush?
Cam
Ask me again. There we go.
Peyton
Who's my celebrity crush?
Cam
I know her name. Hold on. Madison Pettis.
Peyton
She's second.
Cam
No, she's not.
Peyton
Yes. She's like.
Cam
Oh, my God. You're lying.
Peyton
She's second.
Cam
You're lying.
Peyton
Versus Vanessa Hudgens.
Cam
No, it's. Thank you. How you gonna tell me thank you? Cj?
Peyton
You don't know about me.
Cam
He doesn't forget anything. He stims often. He doesn't forget stuff. And he said. Okay.
Peyton
Ask me your secret celebrity crush.
Cam
Who's my secret subject?
Peyton
Queen Latifah. I know. You see how easy it is? You're such a piece of shit.
Cam
2O. 2O boys.
Peyton
Okay, you are wrong on both.
Cam
No, I'm not. You are lying. You are lying. Two zero.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
Smoking your dumb ass. Little green on green boots.
Peyton
What is my comfort show?
Cam
What is your comfort show? Okay, hold on.
Peyton
Current comfort show.
Cam
Suit three. Oh, yeah. Oh, it hurts, doesn't it? See, I have immense love for you. I guarantee if I asked these questions, you wouldn't know.
Peyton
Yes, I would.
Cam
Okay, go.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
Oh, he's sad now. He thought he was gonna clean a clean sweep.
Peyton
What's the last movie that made me cry?
Cam
What? Are we on a date? What are you. What kind of a question is that?
Peyton
These things mean something to me.
Cam
Last. Who are you right now? The last movie that made you cry.
Peyton
Are you kidding?
Cam
Challengers.
Peyton
No, that made me.
Cam
Yo, that made me cry. But not out of my eyes.
Peyton
Oh, oh, oh. You don't know this?
Cam
Hold on, let me. Okay, if you give me the time frame, I could maybe answer it.
Peyton
You watch.
Cam
You watch a lot. You were a kid. What, the Marley and Me?
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
Yes. Yes.
Peyton
Oh.
Cam
Oh, no. No. Yeah.
Peyton
Dude, that's so hot.
Cam
Oh.
Peyton
Okay. What is my strangest phobia?
Cam
You don't like the small holes on the back of people's Arms.
Peyton
That's your wife?
Cam
That is my wife.
Peyton
But you're right. Got your girls confused.
Cam
That's. No, that's. You're right there with her. You're strangest.
Peyton
Yes. Are you kidding me?
Cam
Cameron.
Peyton
Cameron.
Cam
Michael, you don't. Your strangest phobia.
Peyton
Cameron, are you nuts? A little rat intern knows you're. Are you kidding me, dude?
Cam
Give me one hint.
Peyton
Are you me right now?
Cam
I know you don't like things that are big. I know you don't like things that are bigger than you. I know you don't like the water.
Peyton
Cam.
Cam
You don't like. Okay, here we go. Ready? One. Okay, give me the one, two, threes.
Peyton
One, two, three.
Cam
Heights.
Peyton
No.
Cam
Okay, Go, Cameron. Go, go, go.
Peyton
One, two, three.
Cam
Bigotry.
Peyton
I don't even know what that is. What's that? It's like the big. It's like elephantitis.
Cam
Oh, no, no, no. Nowhere near.
Peyton
Oh.
Cam
Oh, no.
Peyton
Okay. Okay.
Cam
You gotta tell me what is it? Or give me a hint. Give me a. Give me a feasible.
Peyton
Something living.
Cam
Oh, my God. Okay, that's not. I don't. I wasn't thinking. Yes, ostriches. Yeah, that's just a fee. Is that a real phobia? Yes, that's a fear. I don't know if it's a. Classified as a phobia.
Peyton
What's up?
Cam
Yeah, simply a fear of something. Yes, you have a. Whatever is. Of a phobia. Okay, I'm literally four for one right now.
Peyton
Four in one last one, and this is a very important one. This is, like, deep. If you're really my best friend, you'll be able to get this.
Cam
I've literally got four out of five.
Peyton
If my first child is a girl, what do I want to name her?
Cam
Oh, shit, Cam.
Peyton
You know, we were thinking about this. We're thinking about getting a surrogate. Cameron.
Cam
A girl.
Peyton
Cameron.
Cam
Hold on. I know your son. That's obvious. PJ. PSH. 9. PJ. The girl is Guadalupe.
Peyton
Mmm. Guadalupe, like the river?
Cam
Or your beautiful daughter Penelope.
Peyton
Penelope.
Cam
No.
Peyton
Cameron, think about me.
Cam
Ellis?
Peyton
No, that's the name of my cousin.
Cam
You have another cousin? I don't know how many cousins. Dog.
Peyton
He drives 18. Wait.
Cam
Think about you.
Peyton
Eli and Ellis.
Cam
Patina. No, Padiana.
Peyton
Cam, stop. Starts with an N. Oh, Nevaeh. Yeah, see, I do know.
Cam
I just forgot throughout time. But I still won. That's called four to two. That's called I doubled the wrongs with the rights. That's called four out of six. And if you do quick math, that's 66%.
Peyton
Okay. Ask me a couple questions and I bet I get all of them. I bet I get. Ask me a couple questions. I bet I get all them in 10 seconds. Just off the top of your head. You don't even have to think about it.
Cam
Oh, no, no. You get to get great doctoral questions.
Peyton
So what did he get? How many did he get wrong?
Cam
Four out of six.
Peyton
Four out of six.
Cam
All right, first one. Here we go.
Peyton
Oh, my God.
Cam
Which book do I love the most?
Peyton
Harry Potter.
Cam
I mean, close second, but I'm gonna go with the Holy Bible as number one. I'm going with the Great Word first and then.
Peyton
Sure.
Cam
Prisoner of Azkaban. Close second. Sure. Prisoner of AK That's a true question.
Peyton
That's a trick question.
Cam
They're both books.
Peyton
Zero for one.
Cam
You started strong. When did I get my first cell phone?
Peyton
Dude, you're strange. That doesn't count.
Cam
Oh, my God. I did not.
Peyton
That didn't count.
Cam
I didn't say any of that to anybody.
Peyton
I didn't ask you any childhood questions.
Cam
Are you having an aneurysm in front of us? You said, when was the last movie? I cried. I said, when did it happen? You said, when I was a kid. So that is literally a childhood question. When did I get my first cell phone? Mr. I know you better.
Peyton
Middle school.
Cam
Specify.
Peyton
Eighth grade.
Cam
Seventh. Zero for two.
Peyton
That's so dumb. You didn't exist back then.
Cam
What? All right, here we go. Here we go. You know what? I will literally, I will lob you. This is an absolute. No, I'm not asking that. That's too easy.
Peyton
You just ask me.
Cam
That is too. What is my favorite type of music? Music.
Peyton
Rat. Wrong.
Cam
Hip hop. No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.
Peyton
That's rap.
Cam
Okay, I know you like to always joke with this one, but who was my biggest crush when we were younger? Don't say your joking answer. You're gonna get it wrong. Who is my. And I've told you.
Peyton
Okay, you claim it's not Queen Latifah. Ashley Tisdale.
Cam
Yes. Correct. There you go.
Peyton
I still don't believe.
Cam
Good job. That was. That was my first, like, big, like. But it wasn't for Sharpay.
Peyton
Who was it for? Zack and Cody.
Cam
I think it was her in general.
Peyton
That's strange.
Cam
Yeah.
Peyton
God bless you, though.
Cam
I don't. Yeah.
Peyton
I thought it was Raven Simone.
Cam
No. If I had one. If I had one hour to spend $5,000, where would I go?
Peyton
Oh, my God. Are you going to be honest with yourself?
Cam
Yes.
Peyton
A Lot of food. Buffet.
Cam
The Imperial Palace Buffet.
Peyton
$5,000.
Cam
$5,000. I have one hour to spend it. Where am I going? I've said this before.
Peyton
Jewelry store.
Cam
Incorrect.
Peyton
Where are you gonna go?
Cam
Incorrect. I've said it before. I'll give you a second chance.
Peyton
Putting in an investment. Does that count?
Cam
That's a great answer, but no. If I had to go to a store. C.J. knows the answer.
Peyton
You do? Oh, you would go to like a. Like an electronic store and buy a PC or something.
Cam
Gotta tell me the story.
Peyton
Micro center.
Cam
There you go.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
After four tries. After giving you four tries because you're.
Peyton
Not honest with yourself, Kim, the first thing you do, be like, I can eat so much food.
Cam
That's not what I would do.
Peyton
Ask me two more.
Cam
Describe me in three words.
Peyton
Fat. Oh.
Cam
Hey, you already said one. You already said one and it hurts.
Peyton
Sporadic.
Cam
Okay.
Peyton
Annoying. Loud.
Cam
I'm fat. Sporadic and annoying. God damn.
Peyton
Yeah, I'm just kidding. You're not. You're not.
Cam
All those guys. Jesus.
Peyton
And all those things.
Cam
That'd be rough. That is a. That is like, the most painful way. Like, if you had to describe someone's like, dude, just tell me about your best friend. And you're like, oh, he's fat. Sporadic and annoying.
Peyton
I'd be like, no, you're. If I were to genuinely describe.
Cam
Let me hear it.
Peyton
Tall. Smart.
Cam
Wide. I knew. I knew there was going to be an insult. Thick. I'll take thick.
Peyton
No, but if we were to describe somebody in here, we would. Let's describe Zelman. Let's describe Piercy over there. Okay, so, Percy, if you don't know, this is intern Pierce. He has been our intern for how long?
Cam
Quite a minute. About what? Piercy? Like, two. Two years.
Peyton
So we have something for Pierce, right? We have a little gift for you. Right. As you know, YSK 2025, there's going to be a lot of new changes.
Cam
There is. There's a lot of them.
Peyton
So Pierce is going on. So Pierce has been our intern for a long time. He does a lot for us, right? And we have an announcement for Pierce, but we don't want to say it. We have somebody that wants to share the news with you. Hold on, let me get this right. It's our good friend Kane Brown wants to say something to you.
Cam
What up, Pierce? Just wanted to say your hard work has not gone unnoticed and love you, buddy. You just been hired full time for the you should know podcast. So give it up for your boys, Peyton and Cam. They love you, man.
Peyton
One time for interference. We love you, buddy.
Cam
Most deserving man for it. Most deserving. Hard worker in the room. Love him.
Peyton
Yes. So we had our. Kane Brown.
C
Is one of your hearts beating out of my chest right now. I'm almost like, cry.
Cam
Let him out.
Peyton
Let it out, buddy.
C
Shaking dog.
Peyton
Yeah. So look at him go. Look at our little cowboy. Go look at our little.
Cam
Look at our little yellowstone. Come here, Jimmy.
Peyton
So Kane Brown is his favorite artist.
Cam
Yep.
Peyton
In the world. And so we thought the only appropriate way to share the news with Piercy that he is now full time here at ysk. He's going to get paid for his services is through his favorite artist, Gabriel.
Cam
KB to send him a little message.
Peyton
So, Pierce, how are you feeling, buddy?
Cam
How you feeling, big dog?
C
I'm speechless. I mean that. When'd y'all come up with that? Like, when'd y'all say, like, hey, we should do this?
Cam
You gotta.
C
Crying on, like, YouTube.
Cam
That's good. That's good. He deserves.
C
I can't stop. When did you guys cut? Did you know about this?
Peyton
No, we just been. We've been, you know.
Cam
Yeah.
Peyton
Working on it.
Cam
Oh, been working on it.
C
You put me on the spot. I'm literally. Everyone knows every, like, friends, they know that. That I mean, the most. Like, I'm not a very emotional person. I don't know how to show emotions.
Cam
It's like.
Peyton
He'S like.
Cam
All over. All over his chest. We're like, oh, never mind. He's sitting there shaking. This is.
Peyton
Oh, man.
Cam
Yeah. Talk about it. What. What are your.
C
I've told a lot of people that when I came on that the only thing that I wanted to do was to help those two out as much as possible. And I said it on Patreon that after the first live show, I thought we were one and done, that it wasn't going to go any bigger than that. And it wasn't a shot at them, but it was like one of those things where it was like, okay, I did it once. Nothing's gonna happen.
Peyton
Whatever.
C
And then it blew up. I'm sorry. I'm still like. I'm still, like, in shot.
Peyton
You're so good.
C
So after that, I, you know, they brought me out to the studio. They. They kept bringing me on tour and stuff like that. And I was like, bro, I just want to help these guys out the most that I possibly can. And we had a talk the other day. It went well.
Peyton
I went home.
C
I told everybody. I was like, okay, well, I got, you know, maybe something's gonna happen.
Peyton
This.
C
I love y'all. And I said it on stream the other day that these two are the most down to earth human beings. You guys really only see it on camera, but when they turn off, they. They take care of me, they support me, they love me. It's.
Peyton
Thank y'all. We love you. Piercing one time for Piercy.
Cam
No longer intern.
Peyton
Oh, no, I'm still gonna call him Intern Pierce. No, we gotta call him that.
Cam
We've branded that too hard, buddy. You gotta stick with that.
Peyton
Yeah, well, we love Piercy, and I'm glad that we were able to surprise you with your favorite artist in the world. And he's very excited about it too, because he knows who you are. Y'all have met once before, but he. He's seen how much you care about us, so he wanted to be there to deliver the news as well. So, yeah, we're excited for this. And we love Piercy a lot. He's. He does a lot. And he. One thing we love about Pierce is how much he does care about. You should know. And our fans.
Cam
He bleeds it. He bleeds listener DNA and YSK DNA.
Peyton
Yeah. So whenever y'all see him on tour, just y'all can give him a congrats. Even though tour is gonna be a couple months away, but yeah, give him.
Cam
A big old congrats. Leave it in the comments. Today's episode, just say, we love you, Intern Pierce. We've always loved you and congrats and whatever, because he's. He's definitely deserved everything that he's gonna get.
C
So come here, y'all.
Peyton
Oh, we love you.
Cam
Oh. Oh, look at that. Look at that little cowboy.
Peyton
Congrats, man.
Cam
Look at the size difference. Love you too, buddy.
Peyton
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Thank you, skims, for sponsoring today's episode. We actually do love you a lot. Now on to the rest of the episode. You should know, podcast, I've been watching the squid games recently.
Cam
Oh, my God. So good.
Peyton
Not gonna lie, it's like the Animal Planet for me. I think I could win in the squid games. I genuinely do believe I can win squid games.
Cam
Shut up, Cam.
Peyton
I'm so good at games.
Cam
No, you're not. You're literally not.
Peyton
You're.
Cam
You're awful at games.
Peyton
What game have I ever been bad at?
Cam
You suck at every single game we play on stream. No, every single game that's video games among us suck. Content morning suck. Minecraft suck. Call of Duty suck.
Peyton
Okay, that's video games.
Cam
That's GTA ass.
Peyton
That's. That's fake games. If my life is on the line, I am winning squid games 100%. And this is not just me being arrogant or like, just saying stuff to say stuff.
Cam
You have. You have a overwhelming sense of false confidence.
Peyton
No. No. Okay, so I was watching squid games. I started at back at season one to remember. Red light, green light. You are ass if you cannot win. Red light, green light.
Cam
You. Dude. Okay, there's so many more factors than just stopping.
Peyton
No, it's not.
Cam
First off, you're not like, that agile.
Peyton
Have you ever seen me stop on a dot?
Cam
Have I ever seen you stop on a dot?
Peyton
Okay, let's play Red light, green light right now.
Cam
Red light. You stopped at the foot. Up. You stopped at the foot. You're moving. You're dead. Just like that season one episode.
Peyton
No, no, no, no. I have great comprehension.
Cam
Great comprehension.
Peyton
It's not that hard to stop. Stop. Go. Red light rover, green light.
Cam
Red light rover.
Peyton
Red rover, red rover, come over.
Cam
Yeah. Red light. Why are you doing your hands like that. You're not posing. You just stop. I said red light. Like you're not taking a thumbnail.
Peyton
Green light.
Cam
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Red light. See, that was better. That was better.
Peyton
Yes. You can move everything except for your arms. And relief.
Cam
You're so.
Peyton
The cookie game came. You've seen me lift, Cam. I'm a good licker.
Cam
You are not.
Peyton
You are.
Cam
You have no dexterity, though. You are not good with your hands. You're a good liquor. You got a fat ass, wide tongue. You can lick that cookie soggy. But as soon that sounded great. Not only what I would know, as soon as that cookie soggy, you'd be out of. You'd be out of a life.
Peyton
Cam, I'm better than the cookie gaming. You'd be like, ooh, food. Your ass would be good in the Hunger Games. That's what you would be good at. You can win the goddamn Hunger Games.
Cam
That's nothing to do with food. And hell yeah, I'd win the Hunger Games.
Peyton
Cam. You would be ass at the Hunger.
Cam
Games the second it starts, I'd run into the middle. I'd grab a weapon, take out another apex predator, then I'd run for the forest.
Peyton
Do you think you'd be better at the Hunger Games than I am at the Squid Games?
Cam
Peyton, I'd be better than you at both of them for multiple reasons.
Peyton
Cam, you would die in the Hunger Games.
Cam
You would die in Squid Games.
Peyton
No, because you would be like. You would have.
Cam
They give you eggs and milk. You'd be like, oh, I'm lactose. The next game, they'd be like, red light. You'd be. You'd be farting your brain out. You'd like, dude, there's no WI fi. You mean to tell me you don't have WI fi in here?
Peyton
No, I know, because, you know, I'm good with my words, and I can manipulate my way through it. I can get my way through.
Cam
There's a gangster that just punches you in your shit. He goes, shut up.
Peyton
There's no hitting.
Cam
There's no hitting. There was a full mob scene, people, when the lights went out.
Peyton
And then I'm in the top bunk. I'm like. I'm like, batman, dog.
Cam
You're the Batman in the Squid Game.
Peyton
Hunger Games. You wouldn't survive because your little hungry ass at night would be trying to scout sour for berries, and you would be dead. You get hit by a bow and arrow. It's like a fat hog. They're like, we got one I'm sitting.
Cam
There, I just get sniped.
Peyton
And you would try to make too many friends.
Cam
The Hunger Games isn't about food, you jackass.
Peyton
You would think it was. That's why you signed up.
Cam
Cam.
Peyton
Squid Games ought to be so good. In the little glass game. I'm a good guesser.
Cam
Peyton. You would not pull any. A good guesser.
Peyton
I bet that one's not the good glass.
Cam
You'd be in there. Oh, yeah. It's gotta be that one.
Peyton
No, if I get a good jump. The only problem is, if I get a bad jump, I just miss the glass completely.
Cam
That's where you at. Your ass would do. You'd literally. You'd see the right pain. You'd go and jump over it. Oh, oh. You'd fall and splat. And with your last. Your last little bit of life, you'd go, did y'all get that? And then you just pass away. You would be so at the tug of war, you would. You would have to have giants pulling your way.
Peyton
I'm in the back of the tug of war.
Cam
You would never ever be in the back, Kim.
Peyton
I was always the back.
Cam
You could not be a caboose. Yes, you were in the back. Because you were freakishly big as a kid. You weren't. You're not strong with these other guys.
Peyton
In third grade, Ms. Winkler's field trip.
Cam
Field day, we were.
Peyton
I was always the back.
Cam
Because you were the size of two of your other classmates. They said, ah, kid's got a broken spine and a lot of hair. Put him in the back.
Peyton
I'm 6, 7, 2, 10. You think they're. Put the old man in the back. Back. Yeah.
Cam
Cuz he has form and forearm strength. You just be like this. Oh, and you start getting yanked.
Peyton
Cam, in Hunger Games you would try to make too many friends. And you figure out that Dude's from District 6. And he's like, sorry, Cam.
Cam
No, no, no one's gonna.
Peyton
Too much. You yap too much to be in Hunger Games.
Cam
No, I. It's. I would definitely be better at Squid Games than you. You have. You have a literal 0% chance survival on the Hunger Games.
Peyton
How Squid Games?
Cam
I'd give you 10%. Okay. You might get lucky. You might get to the last game and be like, I don't know how. How to play this. How do you play this? And he just stabs you. You're like, dude, I don't like learning new games of pot. And you just get killed.
Peyton
No, they weren't there. They would have to give Me extra instructions. But I would figure it out.
Cam
They don't do that. They hand you your rice, they hand you your milk, and they say, the game's tomorrow.
Peyton
And they would see I have a good heart. The pink people.
Cam
The pink people would see he has a good heart. And you think that's gonna win? There's 456 contestants.
Peyton
Yes.
Cam
And you think you can outlast 455?
Peyton
Yes, Cam, I'm very good.
Cam
I would love to see you play marbles. You would suck at anything to do with those marbles.
Peyton
I have good hand eye.
Cam
We've seen your throwing today. You'd be like. You would toss it way gone. You losing the marbles.
Peyton
Okay. Why would I be bad at Hunger Games then?
Cam
Brother, Hunger games is like 20. There's like 20 people, and they. They have to straighten, break each other.
Peyton
I can hide well.
Cam
Squid games. You're playing a game. If you mess up at the game, you get offed.
Peyton
Yes.
Cam
That is like, I'm gonna kill you. You can hide well.
Peyton
Yes, I would hide all the time.
Cam
Where would you hide?
Peyton
Trees.
Cam
You'd hide in the tree.
Peyton
I'm like, roo. But she was bad at hiding.
Cam
She was good at hiding.
Peyton
She would have got merged.
Cam
Rue got clapped. But anyway, you ru. Was a little girl.
Peyton
Yes. And I'm a grown. I'm a grown girl.
Cam
You would stick out like a. Like a sore thumb. Your big, long ass hanging in a tree. They go, what is that little. Oh, that's contestant nine. Get his ass. And you'd be like, no, don't shoot. I promise. Don't shoot. And you just get sniped again. You would be ass at both of them.
Peyton
Okay. Why do you think you'd be better at any of them squid games?
Cam
I have a better mouthpiece. I played more games as a child. You were too busy making videos about grandma's cookies. I was actually playing Monopoly. And I was outside playing in the elements. You were in the gutter game riding bicycles? Yeah.
Peyton
So I was more delinquent. I'm used to being in the field.
Cam
You're used to being in the field on a bike?
Peyton
Yes.
Cam
I was playing hopscotch with other refugees in my grandma. In my grandma's house. Neighborhood. I am in the field when it comes to games.
Peyton
You. You learn to read through a blind woman. That's like, you're not good at things. You're not good at things, Cam. You had imaginary friends. You didn't play with people. You played with yourself. You always won the game. I was With Tucker and Hunter, bro.
Cam
Yeah, what the hell?
Peyton
You were.
Cam
You were figuring out how to do four wheelers in pickup trucks.
Peyton
I knew how to make.
Cam
I was playing baseball with balloons against myself. I was pitching. And then I'd quickly run and hit the ball.
Peyton
I knew how to make it through my whole neighborhood under a gutter, bro. That's survival. That's Hunger Games. That's squid games.
Cam
Not squid games in the slightest. First off, you're. You'd be the guy that just falls off the stairs like you're on your way to a game. You're like, oh. And you just fall. Splat.
Peyton
Dude, I genuinely think I'm better at that.
Cam
And they wouldn't like you, though. You'd be way too tall. You'd be a lot taller than everyone.
Peyton
Why would that be a bad thing?
Cam
Because they wouldn't like you. Immediate threat. You'd be on whatever side you pick, X's or O's. The other side would want to take.
Peyton
You out first, you know, Squid.
Cam
They would think. They would think you're a threat. And you just be like, dude, I'm just like a calm guy. I'm a chill guy. And then they kill you in the middle of night.
Peyton
Dude, I think I'd be really good at squid games because I'm good at games. The cookie game, I'm so good at. I lick a lot.
Cam
You okay? You in this lick shit. You do use your tongue a lot. But that was not. That will not help you when it comes to actually getting it out.
Peyton
Yes.
Cam
And you're. And your ass. You don't do anything similar. Simple. So when they're like, pick your shape. You'd be like, dude, I want the umbrella. That reminds me of that emoji. That's pretty sick. I can use that in the caption. And then you'd have to. Did the hardest shape.
Peyton
Okay. And you would go, oh, food, hungry, hungry.
Cam
I don't care what shape. Just give me the cookie. Wait, I can't eat it. Can I have two? That's what I would do.
Peyton
And then on the marble game, you would yap too long of your time ran out. And you'll be like, oh, sorry.
Cam
No, tell me about your childhood. I would finesse. I had a jar of marbles. I kept it in my dad's closet. Closet. It was actually his, but then I stole it from him. I know my way around some marbles. Dude, that again sounds a little strange.
Peyton
And you're a heavy sleeper. You wouldn't make it off the bunk. You would miss the game. And they'd be like, hey, sorry, you were delayed.
Cam
No, I would. I would make it off the bunk. I. I would cap my sleep to three hours a night. I would tell myself internally, three hours. Then you get up.
Peyton
You don't function well off. No sleep.
Cam
I don't. I don't. You're not sharp, but that'd give me an edge.
Peyton
And I'm a night out, me.
Cam
Something to play for.
Peyton
I sleep for an hour every day, Peyton.
Cam
The second you don't have your phone in your hand, you would start breaking into hives, man. Why are we acting like this isn't reality? You wouldn't have anything to do. You don't like small talk. You wouldn't make a single friend. You wouldn't have a single ally. It'd be by yourself. One against 455. And you'd try to be like, oh, I need to look up how to play dachi. I don't know how to play this, but I don't have my phone. Can you help me? Wait. What? You say, I don't understand what you're saying, and then you die.
Peyton
I want to see what they think.
Cam
Who do you think would be better in Squid Games? To hell with Hunger Games. You said that as a fat joke. And I would definitely be better in that. I have way more skill. Squid games. Who would be better, me or Peyton?
Peyton
100%.
Cam
100% me.
Peyton
100% me.
Cam
Dude, you're so out of your.
Peyton
You.
Cam
I have the gift of gab. So I can talk to people.
Peyton
What is gab?
Cam
Yap. Yeah, I could talk to people. Form an alliance. Form a front of unity. Watch each other's back in the night. I will have more sleep than you. I could probably feed off someone else's food. Hey. I said I see. You don't want to finish that. You mind if I have it? You would be in a corner waiting to die.
Peyton
You have too much trust in people, though. You would make so many friends. And guess what? Knife in the back.
Cam
No, they don't have knives.
Peyton
No, I'm just saying.
Cam
They would not stab me. I watch my back. I'd have my good friend to watch my sick. You'd be by yourself.
Peyton
Yes.
Cam
You'd be by yourself. You'd be. Be. There'd be no phone. There'd be no good food.
Peyton
The phone is a problem.
Cam
Lactose intolerant. You wouldn't understand anything that's going on. And you'd have no one to watch.
Peyton
And I'd be backed up in the summit because I can't publicly poop.
Cam
Exactly. A rock of poop. You'd be walking through the games like this. You'd be dead. It's like red light and you'd fart. Get done.
Peyton
All right, we'll see what they say.
Cam
But trip it.
Peyton
We haven't done this in a while and I think it's time for people favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture Paying in camp. Pop culture. Paying in camp, bro. For pop culture.
Cam
What do you have for pop culture this week?
Peyton
I think it was the Golden Globes. There's an awards show, right? Yes, Golden Globes. Happened this week. Didn't watch it.
Cam
Neither did I.
Peyton
Saw a bunch of clips on Tick Tock.
Cam
Saw a lot of them.
Peyton
Apparently Zendaya got engaged.
Cam
Did not see that one.
Peyton
Yeah, she was wearing a rock.
Cam
Argument that she is officially off the market.
Peyton
No, no, I'm happy for.
Cam
For you. Sure.
Peyton
Yes. I didn't deserve her anyway.
Cam
A little bit jealousy.
Peyton
No, I'm happy. And she's engaged too. Tom Holland.
Cam
Okay. Still okay?
Peyton
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cam
I remember they had a quick hiatus. No, they did seven day sabbatical. He said, forget you, Zendaya.
Peyton
Did he?
Cam
You're double tonguing people while you're playing tennis in this movie. I'm trying to be a neighborhood hero.
Peyton
I don't think that ever was a thing.
Cam
Maybe I was in my own head. Yeah, okay.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
But Tom Holland engage proposed to Zendaya.
Peyton
Yes, apparently. I hope so, because she was wearing a ring. So congratulations to Tom Holland and Zendaya.
Cam
Tom Holland, you are the best Spider Man. That is not up for debate.
Peyton
Yes, 100% the best spider Man. But I do have. I had. I thought about something.
Cam
Tell me.
Peyton
I've had this underlying fear my whole life because I knew I like my job was gonna be entertainment in some form or fashion. But I was always scared of the ceiling. I would hit like how high I would go to the point I was like, I'm nervous of going on talk shows and award shows. And watching the Golden Globes reminded me of this because all famous people, they greet each other like this. Oh, hi, nice to see you.
Cam
See you.
Peyton
I can't do the cheat kiss.
Cam
See, and I've always wanted to, even when I thought I was just gonna be a teacher for my whole life.
Peyton
That goes into his violent.
Cam
He's like, I want violent. My God.
Peyton
No, I genuinely don't think I could do the cheek kiss.
Cam
I don't think you could either, dude. You'd be like, dude, my is sensitive.
Peyton
Watch Out.
Cam
Watch out, watch out, watch out, bro. Just. Hey, just handshake.
Peyton
No, because I've met, like, elder women before, and they've been like, oh, hey, baby. And then there's sensation. So how do you think if Jimmy Fallon introduces me, he'd be like, hey.
Cam
How'S it going, buddy?
Peyton
Now I'm bricked up on the couch talking about my family.
Cam
Could you imagine? You're like. You're just sitting there like this. You're like. Yeah, it all started back, like Seminole State College, and you're just like this. So me and Cam. Cam was actually. He was. He was the real talkative guy. I was pretty. I was pretty. You should do that kiss again, Jimmy.
Peyton
No, genuinely, and especially my ear is my spot. So, like, if they were. If they were to aim bad, if.
Cam
It was close enough, they go, hey, Peyton.
Peyton
You're like, dude, I genuinely don't know how to, like, kiss on the cheek. I don't know how to do it.
Cam
What do you mean?
Peyton
I, like, Unless it's my. Unless it's my girlfriend. Like, I. If I, like, I don't have a girlfriend, but if I did and I kiss her on the cheek, I'm going full frontal. You're gonna feel my tongue a little bit.
Cam
A little bit of your nose, too.
Peyton
Yeah, you're gonna feel that. I can't, like. Do I turn my lip a little bit? Do I just. And cheek to cheek.
Cam
Do you want to practice? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Your beard. No. Oh, hell no. No, never mind. Never mind. Why on. Oh, not on air. It was during a break. You literally just said, I've dandruff falling out of my beard. I'm not kissing that. I'm sorry. Get some more oil.
Peyton
Come on. Try again.
Cam
Next.
Peyton
That's why I brought this up.
Cam
Get some oil. We could try again next. I'm watching your beard, shed dog. I'm not doing that. Okay, this is a well groomed, well properly formed beard.
Peyton
Doesn't look like.
Cam
It looks. It looks like, hey, I get a haircut tomorrow. It's rough.
Peyton
But that is a big concern of mine is the beard or not the beard.
Cam
The big concern about your beard.
Peyton
I want to kiss it is the cheek is so what?
Cam
Okay, let's say you're. Let's say your wife is of a different culture whenever you get married, and that is very norm, very standard, very appropriate and respectable in their culture. And, like, she wants you to greet her mom like that. She wants you to greet her brother's wife like that.
Peyton
Oh, God. We got to get reps. What? We got to get reps up in the house. We have to go do, like, a full training.
Cam
I thought you were talking about you and me. You're like, dude, I need you to practice, bro. Like, I need you to come over, drive over here, kiss me on my cheek.
Peyton
Would you?
Cam
Yeah, I would do for you.
Peyton
Oh, well, I met this girl, Cam, and.
Cam
Oh, no, no, no. Not until you fix the beard. Not until you fix the beard. And I know the woman.
Peyton
Why are you. Why are you so anti me?
Cam
What? I could see you. I could see you being, like, strangely jealous of your girl. Kissing the cheek of another man.
Peyton
No, not at all. You know I want my girl's ex at our wedding.
Cam
No, I know, but I could see. But when it's real, I could see that.
Peyton
No, not at all. I would have no problem.
Cam
She's like this. Okay, what if she did it? She was like this. She was like. And then she was just like, oh. And kind of like, stayed. Stayed on him. Stop it, stop it, stop it. No. Okay. I always wanted to.
Peyton
What would you do? Random. Next time I'm at your house, I don't talk to you about this. I just go up to Liv. I'm like, oh, hey, Liv. I hug her. First of all, that's something new.
Cam
That. That already is. Is monumental. And if y'all hug, I'll stand up and apply.
Peyton
Of course you would. You'd get your chair out. I've been waiting on this one.
Cam
Ruby, close your eyes.
Peyton
So I say, I walk into your house, right? I go. I'm like, what's up, Cam? What's up, bro? You know, hey, Cam. What's up, bro?
Cam
Hey, what's up, dog? You're late.
Peyton
I go, oh, Ruby. Hi, Ruby. And I'm like, oh, Liv. I hug her. First of all, that's new. I grabbed the back of Liz head.
Cam
Oh, my God. Getting a little too.
Peyton
And then I go, hey, Liv. And make that noise.
Cam
And you make a.
Peyton
What would you do?
Cam
Genuinely, what would you do?
Peyton
Not funny. What would you.
Cam
I'd probably be like. I'd be like, what the hell just happened? But then I'd be like, liv, are you okay? And then she'd probably respond with, his breath was hot. But the sentiment was. It was. It was received. That was.
Peyton
That's not what you would say. If the first thing you'd say is like, live. Are you all right? That's not what you.
Cam
That's not what I'd say. What do you think I said? Say you better probably just like, what the. Like, that's. I'd be like, what the hell just happened? I'm like, you. You have a hard time giving me a side hug and now you're smooching my wife, talking about, no. And you would not say, oh, hey, Ruby. Like Harold. That's what you would say to Ruby. That's what you'd say.
Peyton
Okay, new hypothetical.
Cam
Okay.
Peyton
I. I have my packages sent to your mom's house all the time. I'm like, damn. Will you meet me at Lisa's house? I gotta pick up this package.
Cam
Sure. I'll drive out of my way to my mom's house for you to grab a package to drive back home. Sure.
Peyton
And so I drive to your parents house. Right. Lisa opens the door and she always gives me hug. I give Lisa hugs all the time.
Cam
Yeah.
Peyton
I'm like, hey, Ms. Lisa.
Cam
This is getting straight.
Peyton
Kiss her on the cheek. Right?
Cam
That big of a. No.
Peyton
First of all, your initial reaction. No words.
Cam
I can't speak.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
I just go, I just got punched.
Peyton
You okay? No, genuinely, what was the big. The first thing in your mind? What would you say?
Cam
What the. Like every time, I'd be like, who is this? This isn't Peyton. I'd be so caught off guard. It's the length and the noises of your kids.
Peyton
And then Mike comes out of the kitchen.
Cam
My dad comes out of the kitchen.
Peyton
He goes. He goes, hey, P. I'm like, mike, I give him the dap.
Cam
Hug.
Peyton
I always do. What's up, Mike?
Cam
My dad would go, what the. He was. He'd brush you off and be like, one, two.
Peyton
Okay. I was just wondering.
Cam
Yeah, let's not. Let's not put that into practice.
Peyton
Until you said you want me to do that.
Cam
Until you have a significant other of said culture that requires and appreciates that gesture.
Peyton
What if that's the culture I want now?
Cam
But that's not. That's. That's culture appropriation.
Peyton
No, it's me. No, it's me appreciating other cultures.
Cam
So when I do it, it's a problem.
Peyton
Yes. 100.
Cam
That's. And it's double standard.
Peyton
I might do it as a joke and see who all of them.
Cam
No, definitely not my parents.
Peyton
Why?
Cam
Actually, the only. Except definitely my father. Let's just say that the only acceptable would be my mom and Liv. And if it was like 10 times shorter of a kiss, if I. If I can hear it, you like, no, you're not kissing. I don't even know. I don't know who you'd kiss like that. But no, it has to be like, oh, hey, Liv.
Peyton
Heather.
Cam
Literally that quick. Heather, that's fine, too. If it's Mark on the cheek. No. Oh, God. Mark would go. You'd be in some shit. You wouldn't. You'd be like, no.
Peyton
One day, I'm just gonna line y'all up like we do. We have a pre show ritual here that we do before we hit record. And we have a ritual that we do. We can't say it. Yeah, I'm gonna do that for one of the pre show rituals. I'm just gonna. I'm gonna kiss all y'all.
Cam
I'd be down.
Peyton
Let's get us out of here.
Cam
And that was pop culture painting.
Peyton
Pop culture pay. Nick him. Bow. All right, Cam. Get us out of here.
Cam
Absolutely love and appreciate every single one of y'all. Coming Back to episode 1 47. Couple of announcements. Real quickity, make sure you leave Intern Pierce. Big old congrats in the discord in the comments of this video on Instagram, everywhere, wherever you see it, make sure you tell him how much you appreciate him and you love him being around here. And thank you. Also, Mama Liv is very, very close to having this baby. So let her know in the comments that you're thinking about her, that she's got it. She's almost done. And me and P, we just want some of your love. So just say, hey, I love the episode. I love you.
Peyton
Share this with your friends.
Cam
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Peyton
There's a squid in me?
Cam
I said cip.
Peyton
Oh, Cam and Peyton, we can only.
Cam
Wish good morning to you. Only in your dreams. Or Thursday mornings. It's congratulations, Intern Pierce.
Peyton
Congratulations, Intern Pierce.
Cam
Congratulations, Intern Pierce. We love y'all. Can't wait to see you back next week. But until then, remember, 1 out of.
Peyton
10 koala bears don't make it home to Christmas. And we'll see you next time. Yeah.
Cam
That's my first fumble in a long time.
Peyton
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You Should Know Podcast Episode 147 Summary: "PLAYING SQUID GAMES CHALLENGE!"
Release Date: January 13, 2025
Hosts: Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy
Description: Hosted by best friends Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy, the "You Should Know Podcast" delves into personal stories, playful banter, and engaging challenges, offering listeners a glimpse into the dynamic friendship that fuels the show.
Peyton kicks off the episode with enthusiastic gratitude towards their growing audience across various platforms. Highlighting the podcast's success in the early weeks of 2025, she encourages new listeners to subscribe, engage, and support the show through the Koala Club. Her heartfelt appreciation sets a positive tone for the episode.
Notable Quote:
Peyton (00:00): "The support y'all have been showing this year already has been unbelievable and we are so, so thankful for everybody..."
Peyton and Cam engage in light-hearted conversation about their current discomforts. Peyton mentions being electrocuted by her microphone, leading to humorous exchanges about past tense forms of "scream." The duo then shifts focus to the unexpected cold snap in Texas, reminiscing about the drastic temperature drop from a pleasant 68°F to a freezing 17°F within days.
Notable Quotes:
Cam (02:05): "Yeah, it needs to be scrumped, dude."
Peyton (02:14): "This mic. Let me be honest... I've been getting shocked by this microphone all day today."
The conversation delves into personal relationships, with Cam expressing a preference for cuddling with his dog, Ruby, over his significant other, Liv. Peyton challenges this notion, leading to a heartfelt discussion about the societal expectations placed on men as protectors and the desire for vulnerability and affection in intimate relationships.
Notable Quotes:
Cam (04:20): "My dog. 100% my dog."
Peyton (05:05): "There's no better feeling than being held."
In a playful segment, Peyton initiates a "friends test" to assess how well Cam knows her. Cam humorously dissects reasons why Peyton might be single—citing hygiene, attitude, and eating habits—with Peyton defending herself amidst the ribbing. The exchange highlights their deep-seated friendship, filled with teasing yet underlying mutual respect.
Notable Quotes:
Cam (07:04): "Hygiene. That's the first one. Hygiene. Absolutely. You need help."
Peyton (09:20): "I think I know why I'm single. Because I'm choosing to be."
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to celebrating their intern, Pierce, who is being promoted to a full-time position. The hosts surprise Pierce with a heartfelt announcement delivered through a playful impersonation of country star Kane Brown. This segment underscores the podcast's community spirit and the genuine appreciation Peyton and Cam have for their team members.
Notable Quotes:
Kane Brown Impersonation (57:10): "Your hard work has not gone unnoticed and love you, buddy. You just been hired full time for the You Should Know podcast."
Cam (61:15): "He bleeds it. He bleeds listener DNA and YSK DNA."
Peyton introduces the episode's main theme—a Squid Games challenge. The hosts engage in a spirited debate comparing their hypothetical performances in the popular survival shows "Squid Games" and "Hunger Games." Their banter is filled with humorous jabs, with Peyton asserting confidence in her game skills and Cam countering with his strategic prowess, emphasizing Cam's survival instincts and speed.
Notable Quotes:
Peyton (63:25): "I genuinely do believe I can win Squid Games."
Cam (65:36): "You're too big. I'd have more skill."
Transitioning to pop culture, Peyton and Cam discuss recent events from the Golden Globes, including Zendaya and Tom Holland's engagement. They humorously reflect on social rituals associated with fame, like the cheek kiss, expressing apprehensions about participating in such gestures. This segment combines their insights with comedic elements, maintaining the show's entertaining vibe.
Notable Quotes:
Peyton (74:30): "I genuinely don't think I could do the cheek kiss."
Cam (75:17): "I'd be like, what the hell just happened?"
As the episode nears its end, Peyton and Cam wrap up with final announcements, including congratulating Intern Pierce once more and offering encouragement to Liv, who is expecting a baby. They also promote their Patreon and social media channels, urging listeners to stay connected. The hosts conclude with a humorous take on the Squid Games challenge and tease future episodes.
Notable Quotes:
Cam (84:44): "Congratulations, Intern Pierce."
Peyton (85:02): "I would be better at Squid Games because I'm good at games."
Authentic Friendship: The dynamic between Peyton and Cam showcases a blend of deep friendship, mutual support, and playful teasing, making their interactions relatable and engaging.
Personal Vulnerability: Discussions around relationships, vulnerability, and societal roles highlight the hosts' willingness to explore personal topics beyond surface-level banter.
Community Appreciation: The celebration of intern Pierce's promotion emphasizes the podcast's inclusive and supportive community ethos.
Humor in Competition: The Squid Games vs. Hunger Games debate serves as both entertainment and a metaphor for their differing personalities and approaches to challenges.
Episode 147 of the "You Should Know Podcast" delivers a blend of humor, heartfelt moments, and engaging discussions. Peyton and Cam's chemistry shines through as they navigate personal anecdotes, celebrate team milestones, and entertain listeners with their unique takes on popular culture phenomena. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to the podcast, this episode offers a comprehensive look into why the "You Should Know Podcast" continues to resonate with its audience.
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