SANTA'S DIRTY SURPRISE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast

Episode 195: "Santa's Dirty Surprise!"

Published: December 15, 2025 — Hosted by Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy

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Episode Overview

In their signature blend of friendship banter and hilarious confessionals, Peyton and Cam dive into holiday chaos, personal insecurities, and outlandishly real stories. The episode features an unexpected, comically awkward visit from "Santa," messy Christmas tales, vulnerable conversations about relationships and self-esteem, wild bodily function stories, and some pointed takes on travel etiquette and pop culture. True to form, the duo keeps things honest, irreverent, and packed with memorable moments.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Holiday Announcements & Giveaways (03:07–06:25)

• Peyton and Cam hype up their episode 200 milestone and upcoming subscriber giveaways:
  • "We’re giving away a signed YSK Peyton vs. Cam World Tour t-shirt and 20 more shirts on our Koala Royalty Livestream, December 18th." (Peyton, 05:41)
  • Emphasis on community: “We want to give back to the people that give to us.” (Peyton, 06:17)

2. Indoor Snow, Childhood PSA Fails & Being 'Good Guys' (06:25–14:07)

• Peyton accidentally fills the studio with fake snow:
  • “Whose idea was that? …That’s pure chemical.” (Peyton, 07:08)
• Banter about ‘fail’ anti-smoking/weed ads as kids:
  • Cam: “Whoever was in the marketing team… for the anti-weed campaigns… Kids were like, that looks fantastic!”
• Debate: Is it “birthday month” or “only your birthday”? Cam’s hard stance against overdrawn birthday/holiday celebrations.

3. Friendship Insecurities & Vulnerable Moments (14:07–22:24)

• The two get honest about male insecurity and admiration:
  • “Last night, I went to your house…and in my head…I said, he’s kinda hot.” (Peyton, 16:07)
  • “Sometimes when you look good, I’m like, ah, he’s a prick…God, look at that.” (Cam, 18:25)
• Mutual struggle for compliments at home:
  • “How often do you ask: are we good?...That’s daily for me.” (Cam/Peyton, 19:44)
• Owning up to insecurity and self-loathing—open, honest laughs.

4. Peyton’s Bar-Hopping Story & Santa’s Chaotic Visit (23:23–35:45)

• Peyton narrates a wild night out “wingmanning” for CJ, interrupted by his girlfriend’s near-fall and an “unsuccessful” setup.
• (25:52) "Santa Claus" enters the studio (played by a hired actor) for an elaborate, awkward segment:
  • Peyton and Cam must sit on Santa’s knee and ask for gifts ("Hot Wheels," "Spider-Man toy").
  • Santa reads their “naughty list” offenses (Peyton: not cutting back hair, failed public interviews, pranking Cam; Cam: never responding to messages, long stories, playing $100 million ladder game).
  • Santa’s twist: “When Santa gives you coal, he’s actually saying, 'If you put it under a lot of pressure, you get diamonds.'”

Notable Quotes:

• Peyton (on Santa’s visit): “What the f*** is happening? Santa just came in. Who was that guy?” (36:32)
• Cam: “He stood in military combat boots at 5-foot-5. That is the smallest Santa ever employed to be St. Nick.” (36:50)
• Both react to the $1,500 booking fee for a 30-min Santa appearance (43:06–44:44), debating if their producer just tipped $1,300 by accident.

5. Bar Vomit—The Rest of Peyton's Night Out Story (44:55–46:47)

• Peyton wraps up his earlier bar story: "The girl projectile vomits straight up… and keeps going like it was a casual burp."
• Cam: “You’re missing something your body should have… That’s an impossibility for Cameron Michael.”

6. Poop Stories & Relationship Gross-Outs (47:15–54:32)

• The duo launches into bizarrely detailed "poopy talk."
• Peyton’s girlfriend finds toilet paper stuck in his (hairy) butt:
  • “She just grabs it out… You’ve got shit residue everywhere.” (Cam, 48:49)
• Cam tells a saga of his wife's pregnancy-induced bathroom disaster:
  • “She’s naked, sitting on the tile… looked like she just fought prime Tyson… She thought there was so much poop it would touch her skin.” (Cam, 51:27)

7. Scents, Preferences, and Pop Anthropology (54:34–59:00)

• Unusual favorite smells as hypothetical perfumes: gasoline, new car, tire shop, massage studio, "baby neck."
• Cam shares grocery store encounter with a white kid repeatedly using the N-word in a friend group:
  • Cam freezes (61:16), discusses the dilemma, and Peyton explains why this should have been a teachable moment, not a silent one.

8. Pet Peeves: Airports and Public Etiquette (64:42–68:04)

• Rant: People who don’t hold the rail on airport trams.
• “You get nothing besides bumps. You’re actually getting made fun of.” (Cam, 66:32)
• Takedown of those who rush from the back of airplane when landing (“You’re going to hell,” Cam, 66:48)
• Cam and Peyton roast their producer Robbie for misallocating company funds (Santa, again) and possibly being racist in hiring.

9. Strange Science: Body Hair & Braces Ponderings (68:54–79:02)

• Philosophical tangent:
  • “Is this the same arm hair I’ve had since I was 13?” (Peyton, 70:07)
  • Are braces "just wire and brackets" — how do they actually work to straighten teeth? Debate on "Saturn ring" orthodontic headgear.
  • Comparing notes on years with braces, and embarrassing sandwich-bite memories.

10. Adolescent Kissing Practice Confessions (79:02–81:24)

• Hilarious stories about learning to kiss (“elbow pit,” stuffed animals, Jello, pudding, oranges).
  • “I’m the best kisser you’ve ever met. I put in 100 hours.” (Peyton, 81:15)

11. Pop Culture Segment: John Cena’s Final Match Reaction (86:44–90:33)

• Peyton solo, addressing Cena’s retirement match at WWE:
  • “They butchered it… We were robbed of something. The tap out wasn’t good, the ceremony wasn’t good… I want an apology.” (87:40–91:30)
  • Fans online told to accept the ‘poetic’ ending; Peyton fiercely disagrees.

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Memorable Moments & Notable Quotes

• Confession of Attraction:

  • “Last night…I said, he’s kind of hot.”—Peyton (16:07)
  • “Sometimes when you look good, I’m like, ah, he’s a prick…God, look at that.”—Cam (18:25)

• Santa on Coal:

  • “When Santa gives you coal, he’s actually saying, ‘If you put it under a lot of pressure, you get diamonds.’”—Santa (33:24)

• On Vulnerability:

  • “How often do you ask: are we good?...That's daily for me.”—Cam (19:44)
  • “I look in the mirror and I’m like…this is what I got forever. Just kidding—love yourself, it’s the holiday.”—Peyton (20:40)

• On Braces:

  • “How does putting just a wire and brackets on my mouth make them straight?”—Peyton (73:04)
  • “If you have braces that require headwear in 2026, you absolutely have to be…”—Cam (75:47)

• On Airport Behavior:

  • “If you are in 33D and you unclip and start heading to the front…you’re gonna go spend the rest of your days with Satan.”—Cam (66:48)

• Cena's Farewell Rant:

  • “You can’t compare anybody else’s retirement to John Cena...You took 20 years of my life and you just threw it away.” — Peyton, Pop Culture segment (87:40–91:30)

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Timestamps of Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |--------------|----------------------------------------------| | 03:07–06:25 | Show launches, milestone/giveaway hype | | 06:25–14:07 | Indoor snow downtime, childhood ads, bdays | | 14:07–22:24 | Compliments, male validation, vulnerability | | 23:23–35:45 | Bar hopping story, "Santa" visit | | 36:32–44:44 | Reactions to Santa, cost, post-Santa hotwash | | 44:55–46:47 | Bar vomit story wrap | | 47:15–54:32 | Poop stories, pregnancy bathroom saga | | 54:34–59:00 | Strange smells, racial slur story | | 64:42–68:04 | Airport/airplane etiquette rants | | 68:54–79:02 | Body hair science, braces confusion | | 79:02–81:24 | Kissing practice tales | | 86:44–91:30 | Pop culture: John Cena’s retirement reaction |

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Tone & Style

• Playful, irreverent, extremely candid—Peyton and Cam relentlessly roast, support, and challenge each other, creating a dynamic that feels both hilarious and genuinely heartfelt. Even when topics get gross or uncomfortably vulnerable, their best-friend chemistry and lack of pretense keep the episode light and wildly entertaining.

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For New Listeners

If you're new to the You Should Know Podcast, this episode is a perfect introduction: unfiltered friendship, side-splitting confessions, unexpectedly deep moments, and zero fear of going “there”—all with a holiday (and slightly off-the-rails) twist. If you missed it, you missed Cam being called “hot,” Peyton admitting he practiced kissing with Jello and oranges, a $1,500 Santa disaster, and a scathing rant about John Cena’s WWE sendoff.

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Secret Code from This Episode:
S.W.H. ("Santa Was Here") (93:43)

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Want more?
Catch the Koala Club on Patreon for bonus content and five days of YSK Christmas! Don’t forget the December 18th Koala Royalty Livestream and to enter the exclusive shirt giveaways by commenting with your favorite memory and Instagram handle.

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“Be kind to each other.” — Santa (34:54)

“Confuse the casuals, get your good karma.” — Cam (93:37)

Transcript

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

We are co host Cam back in the studio.

[Peyton]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay.

[Cam]

Oh, it's toxic. Oh, it's toxic.

[Peyton]

It's all right. It's poison. It's snowing. It's happy.

[Cam]

It's burning like it's burning my eyes.

[Peyton]

My phone.

[Cam]

Oh, man.

[Peyton]

It's snowing. Whose idea was that?

[Cam]

It's all in my shoes.

[Peyton]

Oh, what is that?

[Cam]

What is that?

[Peyton]

Somebody read the ingredients on that.

[Cam]

I think we should have a mask on.

[Peyton]

I can't see.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Oh, man. Snowing.

[Cam]

It's snowing indoors in Dallas.

[Peyton]

I mean, I genuinely. On the extended. I'm going to ask how much did that cost us? I don't remember approving that in the budget at all. How?

[Cam]

Dude, the level of toxins that we.

[Peyton]

Just took in, that's pure chemical.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

We just. They literally opened up the Hawkins lab and sprayed it in here like that.

[Cam]

Was straight demogorgorgan T scan after this episode. Oh, there's something back my throat. Oh, my God. I swallowed it. Shoes are Christmasied.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I was breathing that. I mean, us breathing that in was like, we just smoked cigarettes for 12 years. Like. Like we were healthy for our whole lives. That was 12 years of cigarettes.

[Cam]

I used to be able to eat Honey Nut Cheerios, but I smoked every day since I was 11. Don't be like me.

[Peyton]

I mean, honestly, do you remember those commercials as a kid?

[Cam]

Their story on half of them had no relevance.

[Peyton]

Really? I don't remember relating. So the sick.

[Cam]

I used to go bass fishing with my uncle Ronnie, but then I smoked for three. I smoked for three decades. Now I have a hole in my throat, don't do cigarettes. And I literally be like, what the. I remember those vividly, I swear to God. Like, I used to run a Southside Deli right there off of Bronx street, but I fell to the trap of cigarettes, and now I don't get. I don't get to see my grandkids anymore. I'm like, what? I'm like, what is happening? What do you mean? I swear to God, there's no relatives, okay?

[Peyton]

See, I don't.

[Cam]

My eyes.

[Peyton]

I don't remember the commercial, the cigarette commercials at all, bro. I just remember seeing them, like, really close, like heavy depth of field, and it was like a really old, wrinkled person going, yeah, with a hole in their throat. But I don't remember that scaring me. Like, I wasn't like, anti cigarette after that. And whoever.

[Cam]

Whoever, dude, whoever was in the marketing team budget, whatever allocated resources were spent on the people that tried to do the anti weed campaigns. Oh, yeah, Put the people flat on the couch. Kids were like, that looks fantastic. And they're like watching a cartoon. It's like, he's living his life. It's like, this is a pro weed commercial. What are you doing?

[Peyton]

Honestly, those commercials as a kid missed the mark. But you know what commercial as a kid didn't miss the mark?

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

That dude with the do rag in a parking lot being like, get off your. What are you doing? He goes, look at you sitting at home doing nothing.

[Cam]

I was like, I'm eight.

[Peyton]

I was like. I said, I can't go nowhere.

[Cam]

I said, I'm really trying to beat the extra levels of Lord of the Wings to two towers. What? What do you want me to do? Yeah, dude, that. Oh, my God. That was. That was on constantly, all the time. Can we talk about that? Was there, like. Was there, like a Monopoly of the commercial world. When we were like, yeah, yeah.

[Peyton]

There wasn't a lot of options.

[Cam]

It was the same no matter what channel you're on. You could be on bet. You could be on cmt, you could be on abc. They're all the same commercials. Same exact commercial. Completely different audience.

[Peyton]

Don't know what he was selling. Was it a. Wasn't in a culinary school.

[Cam]

I think it was. He said, get off.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He was like, you can learn to cook chicken right now. Cordon Bleu University. I think it was that now chick. Now. I could have said something else. I really could have said something else besides chicken. And I did. I didn't even cross my mind until, you know, my heart is still pure.

[Peyton]

Is it? Or is it so deeply embedded?

[Cam]

It's deeply embedded due to my ancestral. My ancestral path. Yeah. You know, I try to be a good guy.

[Peyton]

You do try.

[Cam]

That's all I can say.

[Peyton]

What's your success rate on being a good guy?

[Cam]

50.

[Peyton]

50.

[Cam]

It is a coin flip if you piss me off. Nope, that's. Yeah, I have a digital footprint.

[Peyton]

Who has the worst digital footprint from the podcast? Me or you?

[Cam]

Pierce.

[Peyton]

Pierce. Just basically off of. Not even what he has said. Oh, no, no. What have we put on Pierce?

[Cam]

I have a fun game for all of y'.

[Peyton]

All.

[Cam]

Go to your tab where you can see what people you follow like on Instagram reels and look at.

[Peyton]

You don't have to get fired. If somebody gets mad. He has to get fired. Please don't do that because I'll have to fire him. If you get one complaint. I have to fire.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. That's so.

[Peyton]

And I don't. I've never seen this. For the people, like, this is how you run your company. I've never seen this. I've been told, though.

[Cam]

Yeah, I've been told as well. Never seen it.

[Peyton]

Yeah, a lot. I mean. Oh, never mind. Let me see.

[Cam]

Yeah, you go. There's a lot of.

[Peyton]

Nevermind, Never mind, Never mind. How was your week, Bubba? How was everything? How are you doing? Hey, is this a Christmas episode or do we have one more?

[Cam]

One more, one more.

[Peyton]

Happy, merry Christmas holidays to you or whatever you celebrate.

[Cam]

Yeah, but I just told you there's one more.

[Peyton]

No, I'm saying. But the Christmas spans the whole month.

[Cam]

Incorrect, Incorrect. I've never. I hate. I hate people that do that too. October 1st hits. It's not Halloween. It. It's not Halloween. November 1st hits. It's not Thanksgiving, so. December 1st hits. It's not Christmas. You can decorate. You can have a FA la la time. You can have jolly jingle balls and bells. Yeah, but it's not Christmas until the.

[Peyton]

25Th, so you're not a spirited type of individual.

[Cam]

I love a good Christmas spirit, but it's in the.

[Peyton]

It's my.

[Cam]

It's my birthday month.

[Peyton]

No. No, it's not.

[Cam]

You're getting on your birthday. I don't care. You don't get extra. You don't get extra nothing. No extra time, no extra trips. Definitely no extra money spent until your birthday. It is not your birthday month.

[Peyton]

You know what? I'm not going birth week. I'm not going to lie. I'm a thot, so I. I agree with that. I was trying to act cool and tough at the beginning of that segment. No, I'm not gonna lie. It is my birthday month, and you struggle in February. It is gloomy. My mental health is down, and so that's my birthday, too. My parents decided to have me in.

[Cam]

The most oppressive month in Texas and oppressive month February.

[Peyton]

You think we should have more than one month?

[Cam]

No, but I don't think. I don't think. Because I. I don't think you should say anything else.

[Peyton]

I don't think. I don't think you should have a month at all. That's.

[Cam]

That's not a bad. That's not a bad thing. But I'm saying it's like a.

[Peyton]

Okay. Yeah. Thank you, man. I mean, goodness. How fast can we get there, huh? I mean, what are we, five minutes in? Good Lord, man. How was your week?

[Cam]

A great five minutes, dude. My week was. My week was good. It was. Honestly, there was some ups. There's a couple downs.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

I will sprinkle those throughout the. Throughout the podcast.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

But overall, it was good. What about you? How was your week?

[Peyton]

Nothing happened in your days?

[Cam]

I mean, I. I can get. Right.

[Peyton]

Oh, a lot hap.

[Cam]

I can get straight into it. I like asking you now. I like taking this new. This new approach. I didn't do that for about three years.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Yeah. Going into 2026, you were gonna ask me how I'm doing.

[Cam]

That's a conversation, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah. I've learned to bottle it deep inside. Because you don't ask.

[Cam]

No, I think that's why you call me a thick hipped, because I'm like, I don't ask you about your week and you go, all right, fatty.

[Peyton]

No, that's not why I call you this, because I have eyes. Anyway.

[Cam]

No, that hurts. You know, that does hurt.

[Peyton]

You know what?

[Cam]

I Want to be unrecognizable by May. I want to look like a new man by May.

[Peyton]

That would probably help our impressions, too. A lot of new audio listeners, once they saw your face.

[Cam]

Well, it's like the YouTube's like Spotify.

[Peyton]

It's like one.

[Cam]

Really.

[Peyton]

Really. We do a whole episode where your face is blurred. It's like 2 million in one week.

[Cam]

No, that would actually. I'd probably get a little depressed.

[Peyton]

Yeah, no, you should. No, that's a good reason to. But you know what I found? You know what I found? I think a lot more people are attracted to you.

[Cam]

Incorrect.

[Peyton]

I think so. I think a lot of fans are attracted to you now that we're on the same field. Right. Because before.

[Cam]

What do you mean by that?

[Peyton]

Listen to this. This is the science behind it. I think a lot of the viewers find you more attractive now. Not because I got thick, but because we are both now in relationships. So that.

[Cam]

That.

[Peyton]

That desire over me, like, oh, that's paid away to. I think I could. I want him. I could have him. Some beautiful singles symbol himself, right? But now they're like, oh, he's in a relationship. So I view him just as Peyton. And now I'm looking at Cam and looking at them objectively. Close to close, up to side, to by side.

[Cam]

Let's not do that. Keep it. Keep a little distance.

[Peyton]

I think they think you're more attractive.

[Cam]

Closer I get to you, the lower my score gets.

[Peyton]

They're gonna.

[Cam]

Oh, I like that Cam. He's got that big head, them sunken eyes. God, he's got those nice little hip dips. Oh, man. I mean, he's killing that. Just gut.

[Peyton]

Like, that's what they say about me. Like, I like a slightly unattractive guy. I hate perfect people.

[Cam]

Hey, laughter, though. Laughter.

[Peyton]

Best man.

[Cam]

One thing I can give I. Humor and comedy can be attractive.

[Peyton]

I'm gonna be honest, man. I'm very vulnerable right now.

[Cam]

Okay, last. Good.

[Peyton]

Last night, I went to your house.

[Cam]

You did?

[Peyton]

Last night I went to your house, and your in laws were there, right? So I went to Cam's house and we were hanging out. I was playing with his son. It was a good time. Cam was on the other side of the island of me looking away, like, so I could see this. I could see the side of Cam's face. He was talking to his in laws.

[Cam]

Probably wasn't a good look.

[Peyton]

And he was speaking, and he was really, like, passionate about what he was talking about and confident. And I'm not gonna lie in my head and this is 100% honesty.

[Cam]

I don't know what you're about to say.

[Peyton]

I said he's kind of hot, And.

[Cam]

I was gonna die with that. My sister talking about. What made you say it here?

[Peyton]

I don't know.

[Cam]

And why don't you give me those compliments in the flesh? I need them, dude.

[Peyton]

Cause I'm insecure about my thoughts. I'm trying to understand my.

[Cam]

I'm glad you're driving. On the way home, you're like, well, if I thought about it, does that mean. Or if I thought about it and I can sit with it, does that mean I'm not or what?

[Peyton]

Well. Cause the reason I. And another reason I was holding it so deep in is. Cause I was driving home with my. I looked at her, I was like, you're not him. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

I do that, too. I'm not gonna lie. I do that, too. I'll be like, p's good. He just gets me. He's a listening ear. He doesn't nag. And then he leaves.

[Peyton]

And I go, oh, what? Liv.

[Cam]

I'm kidding.

[Peyton]

I love my wife.

[Cam]

I love my wife.

[Peyton]

Right?

[Cam]

I do. I love Olivia. She's the best relaxation. But, baby, I'm like. I'm like, no, seriously, I love her. Peyton has a. He's got that special. You got that soft spot right here in me. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Okay. Okay. Wait. So dead. And I'm not joking. Like, that's not a pod joke. No, no. You're hot like a hoodie.

[Cam]

I need to wear that more.

[Peyton]

No, it wasn't that. It was your face. And you didn't have a haircut or anything. Like, you still kind of look like Old School Millie Bobby Brown. But when I was looking at you from the side, I was like. And you were. The way you were talking, too. Like, it had swag in it. Like, it was the right amount of this. You know what I mean? Teeth were hidden.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And I. I like. Oh, he's hot.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Okay. Yeah. Dude, I meant it.

[Cam]

I got. I feel good.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I feel good. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, I'm getting. I think I'm tingling.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No, no, I think I'm tingling 100. No, it's coming on. No, I'm getting there. No, my pants just started. I was like, oh, no, it's here. No, we need to take a break. We need to take a. Go to commercial.

[Peyton]

Just. When's the last time. When's the last time you looked at me? Like, not even a joke. When's the last time? You looked at me, you're like, he's hot.

[Cam]

The other day.

[Peyton]

Really? Really, Really?

[Cam]

I think it was here when you had the.

[Peyton]

Really? What happened?

[Cam]

You had your phone. I go, I'm telling you, relax. You had the. The formula one jacket on.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

Because sometimes when you look good, I'm like, ah, he's a prick. I go, God, look at that.

[Peyton]

I'm completely kidding. Can't be a good person. No, no, no.

[Cam]

But it was. I think it was here, actually. We were shooting the, like, stuff for Patreon, which you'll get to see, and it was kind of the same thing. It was just like your, like, feng shui. Like, we weren't like, oh, my God, you're, like, tearing up. We weren't like, eye to eye, talking, intimate, but you were just like, the way you're moving, it's like you had the. You had the perfect amount of, like, assertiveness, like, ah, we need to do it this guy's. But then you also were just kind of cool and calm and relaxed. It's like you weren't trying to be the nonchalant guy, but you also weren't like, super alpha mega. You do what I say, and you're just kind of, like, just kind of rocking out and going with the flow. And then you're like, all right, boys.

[Peyton]

That was a great day.

[Cam]

And I was like, yeah. I said I'd lick him right now. It was a good day. And you looked good, too. You looked good. You need to.

[Peyton]

Now I'm crying. You are tearing up.

[Cam]

You need to calm down. Do we need to talk to our women about compliments? Clearly, we need to hear more.

[Peyton]

We don't get enough.

[Cam]

We clearly don't get enough because we're sitting here making sure we feel love from each other. We don't get that from home.

[Peyton]

Now this is vulnerable talks. I mean, this episode is turned into vulnerable talk. How often. And I've been doing this a lot at home. How often do you ask, are we good?

[Cam]

Like, oh, that's daily for me.

[Peyton]

You love me, right?

[Cam]

Yeah. You do that too on the daily.

[Peyton]

Dude. It's bad. Right?

[Cam]

And I'm sorry. And I. There's gets to the point where I'll stare myself in the mirror.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And I'll be like, do I have an issue? Like, is. Is something actually trying to come up and come out?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And then after I talk with myself, I literally leave the bathroom. I go live. You love me.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And then she's.

[Peyton]

And.

[Cam]

And good for her. She starts playing into it.

[Peyton]

She goes, no.

[Cam]

I'm like, oh. She's like, stop asking me that. Dumb. No, I love you. And I go, oh, you're right. You're right.

[Peyton]

But, like, do I look good? Do you love me? And I just.

[Cam]

Right back to it.

[Peyton]

But I don't think. Okay, so my thing. I've. I've come to realize I'm secure women. Yeah.

[Cam]

My thing. Insecure men.

[Peyton]

Yeah. You don't know what I got. Yeah, I do.

[Cam]

I go, yeah, I do. You blessed.

[Peyton]

Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. No, mine's deeply. Just because of myself. Like, I've. I've realized it is deeply. Just. What do you mean? What do you mean? I just hate myself.

[Cam]

That's it.

[Peyton]

We're being honest.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

I look in the mirror and I'm like, still, like, this is what I got. Forever. Just kidding, man. Love yourself. It's a holiday.

[Cam]

Well, how much is the surgery?

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Oh my God.

[Peyton]

Oh, all right.

[Cam]

We need it. We need to take a turn.

[Peyton]

We need to take a turn. We do need to take the. I'll tell you about my weekend, though.

[Cam]

Yes, thank you. Oh, I'm pulling a Pierce.

[Peyton]

No, no, you got lightheaded.

[Cam]

Oh, no, there's thing. There's floaties. No, I'm not kidding.

[Peyton]

No, there's floaties. I see them. It's still from the spray.

[Cam]

No, I think you're trying to help me out.

[Peyton]

No, I see. Because we're knocking.

[Cam]

No, but these look like fireflies. They're like. They're, like, lighting up and lighting out.

[Peyton]

Oh, your eyes just crossed.

[Cam]

Did they really?

[Peyton]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Cam]

No. Yeah, I think something happened, but I'm good, though.

[Peyton]

We're back. Yeah, we're back. Hello. All right, we're good. Let's do it. Here we go.

[Cam]

Here we go. Tell me about your week.

[Peyton]

Back to you here. Here you go. Back to me.

[Cam]

This way. Right here. Oh, Scooby Doo. Never saw it. You weren't a real kid.

[Peyton]

Grab it to heart, put it in the butt, hit it.

[Cam]

I did, Spike. I fed my hitter, she goes up top, and we score the point.

[Peyton]

All right, man, here we go. Calm down. How was your week? My week was good, man.

[Cam]

I can't do that. My week was good, man.

[Peyton]

No. Okay. Something crazy happened this weekend, as most weekends happen, right?

[Cam]

Oh, every weekend.

[Peyton]

So, as you know, CJ doesn't. CJ's our editor. If you don't know if you're new here, our editor, cj, doesn't ever come out to bars with me anymore. Doesn't really leave the house.

[Cam]

Oh, you.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Yep.

[Peyton]

So me, CJ and my significant other, Voldemort. Voldy, we all went bar hopping this weekend. We went to this old school town, right? Where it looks like, like old saloon vibes. Like, it's. But there's younger people there. But it's just like the town is old. It's, like, historic, right? So cj, he's been telling me, I'm looking for love. I want to find a girl, right? So he goes, peyton, Voldemort, whenever we're out tonight, help me locate women.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

We say, no problem. Voldemort's a great wing woman. I'm a great wingman. Together, we're a good tag team partnership.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's like Chris, Paul and Blake Griffin.

[Peyton]

Yes, she's Blake Griffin. So. So we're bar hopping. We're. We're out on the town for about an hour and a half. The drinks Are flowing, right? I'm feeling a little good, right?

[Cam]

Lucy Goose.

[Peyton]

Voldemort's feeling good, right?

[Cam]

Voldemort, lucy goose.

[Peyton]

So CJ's walking with us. We're walking on the street, right? There's a bar on the other side of the street. These two women walk out of the bar. Now, from a distance, the silhouette looked nice. It was a nice silhouette.

[Cam]

Beautiful silhouette.

[Peyton]

I go, oh, my God. It's the time. It's the time to get CJ a girl. I go, voldemort. Voldemort. She goes. She's drinking, right? She's how she moves when she.

[Cam]

Very fluid movements.

[Peyton]

That's how I love everybody. And I'm holding her hand, and she doesn't see that there's a curb right here. And we're about to walk off it. She misses the curb. She hits a little dip, right? She's about to fall. Luckily, I'm the greatest boyfriend ever. I grab her, right? I pick her up and I go, voldemort, not in front of the girls. And CJ goes, you just blew my opportunity. Because they. Because they were right there. We're the only two people on the street. We look over to see if they saw. I go, they definitely saw.

[Cam]

Merry Christmas.

[Peyton]

Oh, wait.

[Santa]

This isn't the corporate party.

[Cam]

Ken Kent.

[Santa]

Oh, my goodness.

[Cam]

Hey.

[Peyton]

Hey, Santa. Are you Santa?

[Cam]

Merry Christmas.

[Peyton]

Merry Christmas.

[Santa]

I want to have some fun with you guys today.

[Cam]

Okay?

[Santa]

She specifically asked me if maybe you could tell me what you want for Christmas.

[Peyton]

Oh. Oh, okay.

[Cam]

I'll let you go first.

[Peyton]

No, no, you go first.

[Cam]

No, I'll let you go first.

[Santa]

We've got to do this right, gentlemen.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Santa]

You're gonna have to sit on my knee.

[Peyton]

That is.

[Cam]

I'll do it, too. That is the way.

[Santa]

Okay.

[Cam]

That is the way.

[Peyton]

It's a fine name, by the way, Mr. Santa. I'm a big. I'm a big guy. It's okay.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Santa]

Okay.

[Cam]

Oh, I don't wanna.

[Santa]

Oh, my goodness. Here we are. Oh, my goodness.

[Peyton]

Oh, my goodness.

[Santa]

I want to see what would you. Would like for Christmas?

[Peyton]

What do you want to see?

[Santa]

What is it, Peyton?

[Peyton]

Oh. Oh, man.

[Cam]

You got it, buddy.

[Santa]

Peyton, don't. Please, Please, Hayden, please do not cry.

[Cam]

Yeah, don't cry.

[Santa]

Don't cry.

[Cam]

Santa.

[Peyton]

He likes.

[Cam]

Yeah, Pat his back. Pat his back. He likes when he pat his back. It'll calm him down. You got it, bud. We got you.

[Santa]

We got you.

[Peyton]

Okay, thanks.

[Cam]

All right.

[Santa]

You got it.

[Peyton]

Is there, like. Is there like. Is. I mean, is there a monetary restriction.

[Cam]

On the gift on the gift he's asked for.

[Santa]

Well, you know what we make at the North Pole.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Santa]

Come.

[Cam]

Come on. Keep it classy.

[Santa]

Yeah, that's right. Very good.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Okay. I like toys. I'll take. I'll. I like. I like race cars.

[Santa]

You like race cars?

[Peyton]

Yes. Like.

[Cam]

Oh, good.

[Peyton]

I like race cars.

[Santa]

Like Hot Wheels. Oh, those are great. Yes.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Santa]

We've got the Hot Wheels garage. We've got. Got the Hot Wheels car wash. With.

[Cam]

The Hot Wheels crack.

[Santa]

There's a lot of different things.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Santa]

Let's see. Okay. What we can do.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Santa]

All right. I'm so. I. I, you know, I know what it is. It's kind of exciting to be with Santa.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it is.

[Santa]

You know, and lots of my little friends have this. Get excited like this.

[Cam]

We understand. Okay.

[Peyton]

Do you need me to get off that leg?

[Cam]

If you would like.

[Santa]

Oh, my goodness. Can I help you up?

[Peyton]

Thank you, Santa.

[Cam]

You want something working out?

[Santa]

I know you've been working out.

[Cam]

Is it my turn, Cam?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Santa]

You're gonna have to get up. I can do it where you are.

[Cam]

Let's do it, Mr. Claus.

[Peyton]

Wherever you want.

[Santa]

Well, we'll sit over here.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Santa]

Your spot.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Santa]

Might as well do it in yours.

[Cam]

That sounds good.

[Peyton]

All right.

[Cam]

Let's go over there.

[Santa]

All right.

[Peyton]

All right.

[Cam]

All right, now. Now I'm a little heavier than he is.

[Santa]

That's fine.

[Cam]

No problem. No problem. No knee replacements. We're good.

[Peyton]

Here we go.

[Santa]

We've got it. We got no problem at all there, sir.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Santa]

Nice. You're thinking about now. You're not going to get upset? I mean, I know Peyton did, but. Cam, you can do it, right?

[Peyton]

No, I can do it.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Santa]

All right.

[Cam]

Okay. Keep it in the. In the falala spirit.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Santa]

Falala spirit.

[Cam]

In the jingle ball, jingle balls and bells spirit.

[Peyton]

I'm gonna go.

[Cam]

I. I think I want a Spider man toy.

[Santa]

Oh, those are great.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Santa]

There's so many different things. You want the wrist, things that shoot the spider webs.

[Cam]

Now maybe an actual Spider Man.

[Santa]

Spider Man.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Santa]

One of the figurines.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, those.

[Peyton]

You're being a little picky there, Kim. Yeah, you're being a little picky. You're a little picky towards Santa, man. Let's be. Let's hone it out a little bit. He offered you something. You said no.

[Santa]

I think it might be okay.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

All right.

[Santa]

So this is great. I think you both got some nice things. You know, I have to check something first. Can we do that?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Santa]

I Have to check. I'm going to have to go with my pack again here.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Santa]

I think I've got a few notes here that I have to check.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Santa]

Let's see here. Oh, no, that's the first aid kit.

[Peyton]

Hold on.

[Santa]

I made a few notes here.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Santa]

Okay. Let me just look here and see. Yes. Let's see. Peyton.

[Peyton]

Yes. Okay.

[Santa]

Peyton.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Santa]

Not cutting the tuft back hair.

[Peyton]

How do you know about my back hair, Santa? I already know about my tub. The elves.

[Santa]

The elves, see everything. Okay.

[Peyton]

Number two. Okay.

[Santa]

Failing public interviews even though you talk for a living. Is that correct?

[Peyton]

I mean, I didn't do the best. No, Santa, I didn't do the best.

[Santa]

Okay. And pranking your friend, causing physical harm.

[Peyton]

Thank you.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Thank you. Yeah. I thought it was a funny prank, Santa. I thought it was funny.

[Santa]

It was funny. But sometimes funny can hurt. That's what happens.

[Cam]

Funny can hurt.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Santa]

It's a. Okay. It's okay, my son. Okay. Now let's see. We do have a few for Cam, too.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Cam.

[Santa]

Okay. Never responding to texts and calls.

[Peyton]

He never responds to my text nor calls. Santa.

[Cam]

Yes, and I'm. I now saying. I've said I'm sorry. I'm trying crippling adhd.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Santa]

I know, but we need to keep working on it.

[Peyton]

We need to work on it. Yes, Santa.

[Santa]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Yes, Santa.

[Santa]

And then crippling 8 HD ADHD, that can lead to stories being way too long.

[Peyton]

He does tell a long story. Santa. He does tell a long. I mean, Santa. It is the longest story I've ever heard.

[Cam]

I have the gift of gab.

[Santa]

I know.

[Cam]

You choose it.

[Santa]

It chose me. Yes. Yes, I know. And it is something even Santa suffers from. So I love to talk, you know, it's really hard. And the night before Christmas, where I have to speak not a word. Where it goes straight to his work and fill all the stockings. You know, I can't talk. I'm not allowed to. I have to be quiet.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Santa]

With all the dogs and cats and kids asleep, you don't want to wake them up.

[Peyton]

Don't want to do that.

[Santa]

That's right. And you want to tell stories, you.

[Peyton]

Know, but allergic to kittens.

[Santa]

Let's see. What's your final point here? Attempting to play the one million dollar ladder game too often.

[Peyton]

It's the only game. You know, Santa. He tries to play at every Patreon episode. Santa. Every Patreon episode.

[Cam]

Want to say something? I hope this does not leave me permanently on that naughty list. I think one of Your espionage little elves got it wrong. It's $100 million ladder. It's 100 million.

[Santa]

I said it's 100 million.

[Peyton]

Yeah, and see, and that's another thing.

[Santa]

$100 million. Yes.

[Peyton]

He's a. He likes to debate. He likes to argue. Santa. And I don't know, you just kind of saw it a little bit. Santa. I don't know.

[Cam]

I was trying to make sure your els were doing right by you.

[Santa]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Internship, the North Pole, if you got any slots open. Oh, Lord. I know.

[Peyton]

What's the demographic over there in the North Pole?

[Santa]

We could talk about it later. I wanted to show you something first.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Show me something, Santa.

[Santa]

Really? You know, with your. You know, getting onto the nice list is a difficult thing.

[Peyton]

It is.

[Santa]

You know, but, you know. And what do you get if you're not on the nice list, Cole? Coal.

[Peyton]

Oh. Oh, whoa.

[Santa]

That is genuine coal.

[Peyton]

Is that.

[Santa]

But why do we give up? Why do we give out coal?

[Cam]

I've always wondered that. I don't know why.

[Santa]

It's because Santa believes in you. Okay? If you take a piece of coal and you put it under a lot of pressure for a very long time, you know what you get? You get diamonds.

[Peyton]

Oh, cams are moist tonight. Yeah.

[Santa]

When Santa gives you coal, he's actually saying, you can do it. I know you can do it.

[Peyton]

You can do it.

[Cam]

That's. I'm that now. It makes so much sense.

[Santa]

Because of that, you got a gift.

[Peyton]

We get a is for both of us, Santa.

[Cam]

Both of us, Santa.

[Santa]

For winning the quiz, you've gotten a gift. Yes.

[Cam]

Let's go, buddy.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Santa]

Oh.

[Cam]

I think. I think if what you're saying is true, Santa, you believe in us a lot.

[Santa]

Well, I do believe in you a great deal.

[Peyton]

That's it, son.

[Santa]

That's it.

[Peyton]

You came from North Pole for this.

[Santa]

So we're to bring you a message.

[Cam]

So we're do better.

[Peyton]

Thank you. Thank you, Sam.

[Cam]

So we're on the naughty list? Yeah, for now.

[Santa]

It's a few short days till Christmas. Okay, turn it around.

[Peyton]

Look, if you can, we can turn around.

[Santa]

Be kind to each other.

[Peyton]

Be kind to me?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Be kind to me.

[Santa]

Points we made. Okay.

[Peyton]

Yes. Okay.

[Cam]

My stories will be shorter.

[Peyton]

Please.

[Cam]

I'll respond to text messages, Please. And I won't play the hundred million dollar ladder.

[Peyton]

Thank you.

[Cam]

And what about you?

[Peyton]

I won't prank you to with physical harm. I will do better in street interviews.

[Cam]

There we go.

[Santa]

And I don't know about the hair, Santa.

[Peyton]

It's cold out.

[Santa]

I Know it's cold.

[Peyton]

You got attacked by a reindeer. It is cold outside My tufts gotta stay. And. And my girl likes to play with my tuft.

[Santa]

All right, tmi.

[Peyton]

She likes to braid it almost.

[Santa]

All right. Well, God bless you both.

[Peyton]

You too, Santa.

[Santa]

Merry Christmas. Santa loves you both.

[Cam]

Santa.

[Peyton]

Thank you. So.

[Cam]

Can I get a hug?

[Peyton]

Thank you, Santa. Thank you, Santa. Thank you so much, Santa.

[Cam]

Thank you.

[Peyton]

Thank you, Santa. Here's your. Here's.

[Cam]

Give that to Rudolph, and you tell.

[Peyton]

Him we said thank you.

[Santa]

I will.

[Peyton]

All right.

[Santa]

And I'm. And you know, both of you gentlemen, you make me feel like a jolly old elf.

[Peyton]

Oh, there we go. Thank you, Santa.

[Cam]

Oh, Santa, you're nice. Oh, yeah, forget that.

[Santa]

Yeah.

[Cam]

That's his last year.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Santa]

I'll have the rain. I'll have. I'll have the reindeer fly it back to the North Pole tonight. And I will have your names added.

[Cam]

Santa. Oh, my goodness.

[Peyton]

Thank you, Santa.

[Cam]

Thank you so much.

[Peyton]

Thank you, Santa.

[Cam]

Santa, don't forget your Jansport. His magical bag was a Jan Sport.

[Peyton]

I mean, zoom back. Let's fix these angles real quick. I have some things to say. No, zoom in the angles. I got some things to say.

[Cam]

I got.

[Peyton]

No, it's not. Zoom in, Zoom it in.

[Cam]

Zoom it in.

[Peyton]

Let's. Let's be quite honest here. What the. Is happening?

[Cam]

What the.

[Peyton]

Santa just came in. Who was that? No, who was that guy? He was.

[Cam]

He stood in military combat boots at 5 foot 5. That is the smallest Santa ever employed to be St. Nick.

[Peyton]

Can I say something? Can I say something? When I was sitting on his lap, I felt his leg giving up.

[Cam]

So did I. I felt bad.

[Peyton]

And I was. I was really, like, lighting it up, too. He was. And.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

Who was that? On a second thing. How much did that cost? That's the second thing today. And I didn't approve of budgeting for it. Put me on the worst list. How much did that cost?

[Cam]

It was a good Santa, though.

[Peyton]

He was a great.

[Cam]

I really appreciate it.

[Peyton]

Really good Santa.

[Cam]

Very good Santa.

[Peyton]

Really good Santa.

[Cam]

And on the off chance that, A, He. He has a wife, and then B, Mrs. Claus is a fan of us. He was a good Santa. I will give him.

[Peyton]

He was a really good Santa.

[Cam]

Now, his. His magical bag of presents was a red Jan Sport. Now, I'm not gonna deny that I.

[Peyton]

Think all the budget went to the boots.

[Cam]

It has to be a bag. You have to have, like, a satchel. You can't come in with a Jan Sport as San. But clearly he was expedited I don't know where he parked the reindeer because he got it. He got into a literal commercial corporate building in downtown Dallas in broad daylight.

[Peyton]

I mean, and we don't have, we.

[Cam]

Don'T have a chimney chute here. So he came through the front door and went in an elevator. So I don't know where you. You got this mystical elf power, but he clearly snuck by people.

[Peyton]

Can I say I put that collar to my neck, the reindeer collar. I'm having an itch. Can I say, I don't know what that was definitely on a hair of some sort.

[Cam]

Can I say something that sounds crazy? For about 30 seconds in thought, I thought it was some sort of weird, sick, twisted, like, strip tease.

[Peyton]

Yeah, me too. Me too. And I would have been there for it too. I would have thrown some wines at that Santa. I was really excited. I thought we were about to have some like, Rack City play. Rack City Santa. Rack Rack City Santa.

[Cam]

And I, I wanted to, I wanted to prank him. One last thing at the end, I was going to say, well, Santa isn't, isn't like singing. Doesn't that bring Christmas joy in spirit? And he said, yeah. And I was going to go, I'll treat you well. I'm bad as hell. I'm just gonna break out in the song.

[Peyton]

And can I. And, and so my thing was, my thing was I was gonna like, I, I was. Once he. I got comfortable realizing, oh, he's sitting down. Like, he's gonna be here. Yeah. I was like, okay, now I'm gonna prank. You're gonna be, you're.

[Cam]

I'm gonna be your Santa.

[Peyton]

Santa. Yeah. But then he was, his eyes were so sweet.

[Cam]

Oh my God, they were so nice. Like, you can go, you can go like, like, like drink a beer with that.

[Peyton]

He's, he's a passionate about being Mr. Claus.

[Cam]

Yeah, he is. Did you see his beard, too? Now was that real beer? Was that manufactured?

[Peyton]

I couldn't tell. I wanted to.

[Cam]

I mean, that looked like synthetic.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I think, I think he had a lace front beard.

[Cam]

I think he did. I think he had a lace front beard.

[Peyton]

He had a top shelf.

[Cam]

Yeah, he did. He had Brazilian 34 inch right there on the beard. I mean, just cocaine white.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I mean it was. Wow.

[Cam]

I mean, we actually have a sack of coal.

[Peyton]

Did we pay for the cold room?

[Cam]

Why did he give us this whole. Oh, first off, he said, God bless you.

[Peyton]

Now, I didn't know Santa was religious.

[Cam]

I didn't know it now by now, but I, I appreciate it, but did he give us a whole rendezvous about, oh, we're bad, but this is what you do good. And this is how you're on the good list. And then he gives us a sack of coal.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

What the hell kind of twisted mental games is he playing? I mean, am I, am I naughty or nice?

[Peyton]

I feel like I just. My house got broken into it.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, No, I think I need a mental cleansing.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I don't know what happened.

[Peyton]

Well, we'll get back into the episode here shortly.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

New year with Shopify on your side. The you should know podcast. Okay, we're back, right? We just, we cleaned up after, debriefed, debrief and now. But I do have a genuine question now that Robbie'. I don't know. Honestly, I was so confused why you left for so long.

[Cam]

Yeah, I was like, where is.

[Peyton]

I was like, oh, he's coming back without a job. He's gone. I was like, I don't know where he went. I thought he just went to go hang out. Robbie, you booked him, didn't you?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You the company paid for that, correct?

[Santa]

Uh huh.

[Peyton]

How much did that Santa cost for him to come here? Ooh, nah, he's a good one. Like, no, no, no, I don't like that answer. I Don't like that answer. He has a real beard.

[Cam]

Like, he's been doing it a long time.

[Peyton]

I don't give a. About his beard. Robbie, he owns. He owns reindeer like he has. Robbie, that. I didn't see a moose in here, so that. That shouldn't go into the final cost. No, but I'm just saying, like, he. Top tier Santa. How much did he cost? Robbie, for 30 minutes of work, how much did he cost? 1500. What?

[Cam]

The company card.

[Peyton]

$1500, Robbie, for 30 minutes. Yeah, you said.

[Cam]

You said we just spice it up. You mean, tell me that guy's a millionaire. 1500 for half an hour.

[Peyton]

I promise you. Robbie.

[Cam]

You Robbie, you get out, you get no Christmas for the next four years.

[Peyton]

Robbie. Robbie. I'm not raising Robbie. I'm gonna go to your house and sell your furniture. Yeah, you're paying me back 1500.

[Cam]

I mean, Rossi actually galloped here on a caribou. That is. He's never worth 1500.

[Peyton]

Oh. Oh, no. We're gonna have an internal meeting about budgeting for 20, 26.

[Cam]

1500.

[Peyton]

Where did he come from? He has 16 Santa suits in a real beard. Dude. Robbie, where did. Where does he live? He must live in the actual North Pole.

[Cam]

He lived in the real North Pole.

[Peyton]

That's his. That's a.

[Cam]

That's an economy class ticket.

[Peyton]

We just paid for his whole Christmas. His family's taken care of.

[Cam]

No, he's called North Dallas. Santa O.

[Peyton]

Santa Charles.

[Cam]

I go, at least we didn't get the South Dallas.

[Peyton]

Yeah, well, I would actually like them. I would have related them, you know? You know what's gonna be the crazy part? I look up this Santa claus later. It's 200. Robbie just tipped him.

[Cam]

If it was 200, you tipped him 1300 for being in the holiday spirit. We'd tip you a bus ticket. Greyhound back to Arkansas.

[Peyton]

No, he had a 30 minute drive.

[Cam]

And he had to pay to park, so it was all included.

[Peyton]

Parking's like $2 here.

[Cam]

I don't know.

[Peyton]

It's on the company card. Get him out of here. Oh, okay.

[Cam]

We're.

[Peyton]

I mean, we're gonna talk about.

[Cam]

We need to vomit real quick. We need to do a little 21 jumps recess.

[Peyton]

Speaking of vomit, that's how that story I was telling was gonna go.

[Cam]

Oh, my God, I forgot you even tell your story.

[Peyton]

So to finish up that story. I know a lot of y' all were wondering what happened. So Voldemort tripped on the curb. I picked her up. I said, not in front of the women. I Look over. The girl projectile vomits straight up. Like she's standing erect.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no.

[Peyton]

On the street. And throws up. And the thing is, we took off running, us three, because we were interested in talking to her for C.J. and we thought, the Voldemort up the vise. This girl vomits standing up, straight up. And the thing is, I've seen people throw up straight up, but you. At least your body has to.

[Cam]

You have to hunt a concave. Something.

[Peyton]

This. This. And just kept going like it was like a casual burp.

[Cam]

Second base spitter, she said.

[Peyton]

And I'm pretty sure she rallied after that. Like, because if you're throwing up without cramping, you're experienced vomiting.

[Cam]

Yeah, your. Your spleen, liver, and kidneys, they're all failing.

[Peyton]

You're missing a part of something that should be there. I mean, we just got into the week.

[Cam]

I cannot. I literally cannot imagine throwing up standing up. That's. That's.

[Peyton]

That.

[Cam]

That actually is an impossibility for Cameron. Michael.

[Peyton]

I've done it.

[Cam]

No shot ever.

[Peyton]

I've done it running to my bathroom. But that.

[Cam]

You're at least running. You're probably running like this.

[Peyton]

Yes, but I am on my feet, though. But I'm on my feet. So does that count? You talking about the.

[Cam]

No, you can throw up on your feet. You'd be like this.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

Hunched over a rail or something. Over the fence. Yeah, everyone's done that.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So go like this. Like, no. No one in their right mind. You're possessed. You're possessed. You're just like, Let me get a shot of whiskey. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

So that was my story from this week. How was. How was your week? Did anything happen? Any stories?

[Cam]

Yeah, Santa just broke in.

[Peyton]

I'm honestly, I'm still trying to recover high right now.

[Cam]

First off, can we talk about. You asked him the demographic of the North Pole. He goes, oh, we'll get into that later. You mean to tell me you only got one black elf saying, I got one? No, he said, oh, we'll talk about that later.

[Peyton]

Like, definitely. You're not welcome.

[Cam]

Okay, so now this is kind of.

[Peyton]

Is.

[Cam]

This is on. This is on cue for us, but I have a story about poop.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Now.

[Peyton]

Poop talk. Poop talk. Poop talk at ysk. Poop talk at ysk.

[Cam]

Poop Poop talk.

[Peyton]

Oh, it's poopy talk.

[Cam]

Gave up.

[Peyton]

Poopy talk. SK.

[Cam]

Poopy talk.

[Peyton]

YSK. Poopy talk. YSK.

[Cam]

Poopy talk. YSK. Poopy talk. YSK.

[Peyton]

Poaly talk. Can I be honest? And I know I talk about Voldemort more on the Patreon. I'm talking about her a lot today. Oh, she saw. I mean, she sees my bare bottom all the time, right? That just happens.

[Cam]

She does, yeah.

[Peyton]

She saw my bare bottom. She was like, oh, pee. And I go. I go, what? And I was like, I know it's little. I know it's little. And she goes, you got toilet paper.

[Cam]

You have officially hit the mark of. There's so much hair, it's like a bear trap. And you caught spare tp.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And you know, I get it. That's the only thing, like, I splurge on is that toilet paper in it is like a blanket. So it's, like, about that thick, so.

[Cam]

You could see that.

[Peyton]

She goes, oh.

[Cam]

She goes, oh, baby boo. Oh, Miss Anubis.

[Peyton]

Yo. And. But the fact she just grabbed it out. Oh.

[Cam]

She grabbed it out. And then she probably just, I don't know, texted on her phone, grabbed the TV remote. Change the volume. You got shit residue everywhere.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good morning to you. But what happened here? Poopy talk at ysk. Poopy talk at ysk. You don't do that.

[Cam]

I know. Every time.

[Peyton]

I almost turn into Dr. P. Real quick.

[Cam]

So new depth. This happened this week, and it was from my wife.

[Peyton]

What happened to your wife?

[Cam]

This poop story is about her. Now, I'm in my office and I receive a text message that literally says, help me in all caps.

[Peyton]

Was your wife at home?

[Cam]

Yep.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

She texts me. She goes, help me, all caps. And I'm like, what the. And then an immediate double text of, this is the worst poop I've ever had in my entire life.

[Peyton]

Come on, man.

[Cam]

Now I'm trying to figure out if I want to take you straight to the visual that I saw.

[Peyton]

No, Cam, I can't. God bless you. Don't do it again.

[Cam]

Or if I want to build it up in the order of events in which it happened.

[Peyton]

Be careful. We're freshly coming off of monetization. Like, we can't lose another one.

[Cam]

It's. I'll keep it. I'll keep it monetized, available. Here we go. I'm gonna build it up. She claims. So I walk in and I see the immediate aftermath. I will get there. But through her story.

[Peyton]

There was a scene. There's a scene.

[Cam]

You're not ready for the scene.

[Peyton]

I'm going to Cameron Camera.

[Cam]

It's. I'm being careful. I'm being careful. My wife.

[Peyton]

I don't want to see it.

[Cam]

No, no. I'm not sure.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

So she tells me the story afterwards, and she says I was getting really, really hot to the point where I started seeing stars.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

I had to turn the lights off in the bathroom because my head was starting to spin.

[Santa]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

This is from a poop. She's a pregnant woman. There's no inebriation. There's nothing in her body that shouldn't be. This is from a poop. So hard of a poop. Her head's spinning. She's seeing stars. She turned the lights off. She's getting really hot. I then proceeded to remove all of my clothing. And that is when I then texted you for help.

[Peyton]

Chatgpt. This text.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no. I wrote this down.

[Peyton]

She was telling me in person.

[Cam]

She said all that. Then she sent me to help me.

[Peyton]

Right?

[Cam]

So when I got to the bathroom, yeah, I see my naked wife. She's naked, sitting on the tile of the bathroom with her back propped up against the wall. Goody bags just out.

[Peyton]

Oh, come on.

[Cam]

She is naked like this. She looks like she just fought prime Tyson. She's like, lights are off. Smells like death.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Now, this is the part that legitimately made me leave the room. Thank God she had enough common courtesy to flush the toilet. It smelled like absolute. But she at least flushed. She said the reason she was on the ground is because at the end of the poop, she thought there was so much poop in the toilet that it was going to touch her skin. And she said, have you ever seen those cow pies? She said that's what it was like. There was so much starting to pile on itself and reach above water limits, and she was afraid that there was so much it was going to touch her skin. So she flushed the toilet, wiped thoroughly, flushed the wipes, and then sat on the ground naked on the tile. And that's my loving broad.

[Peyton]

Can I say something real quick?

[Cam]

You can say it. And honestly, I'm gonna give you permission.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

No holds bar.

[Peyton]

There's times I'm.

[Cam]

But keep it nice.

[Peyton]

There's times where I, like, like, I'm like, I'm in love. I know if you put Peyton Harden in that predicament, it is the quickest courthouse drive you ever see. It's like I'm. I'm Lewis Hamilton driving to that courthouse. How quick I'm divorcing. I mean, be a lady, right? I mean. I mean, you literally help.

[Cam]

You help Voldy up. You're like oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I'm a head out. She goes, where are you going? You go. The divorce lawyers right now. I'm going right now. Start packing.

[Peyton]

No, I'm joking. But that is honestly disgusting. Like, okay, no.

[Cam]

Like, what do you think I did the rest of my day? I didn't do anything the rest of the day without thinking about that. I was like, that's disgusting.

[Peyton]

And it's just like. I mean, maybe I'm immature. Where's the romance after that? Like, you know what I mean? Like, it's. For me, I'd be like, it's like. It's like we're taking a month sabbatical from bedroom talk.

[Cam]

Yeah, you could be butt naked staring at me later in the night and be like, come get some. And I'd go, no, I literally go.

[Peyton]

I don't wanna. I just smelled what came out of you.

[Cam]

Yeah, you were on the ground butt naked, seeing stuff from a poop. Think I'm good?

[Peyton]

I mean, I'm the least to judge because, you know, I've clawed into my porcelain before. Like, I've had some hot ones.

[Cam]

See, I've never even been moved to the point of removing clothing on the porcelain throne.

[Peyton]

Oh, have you ever said, please stop whenever you're pooping? Like, please stop. Like, those are more of like, you turn a gallon water upside down, it just flows. I mean, we gotta stop. Cause I want this video to be monetized. Because I'm getting really nervous. I'm already thinking. The text I'm sending cj, mute, cut this. I'm already thinking about it.

[Cam]

I got so nervous, but it was absolutely disgusting.

[Peyton]

But speaking of smells.

[Cam]

Right? Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

You said there's a. There was. That was a horrible smell when you walked into the bathroom.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

But. Okay, I saw this question on either Twitter or TikTok. We all have. And this is a really deep thing I want to get into. Maybe not now, but maybe the conspiracy episode on Patreon.

[Cam]

Like, Vice.

[Peyton]

How certain smells. It's so, so crazy to me how certain smells can smell really good to me, really bad to you, and vice versa.

[Cam]

Unique, isn't it?

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's so weird, but I saw this question on Tick Tock. What worldly smell would you like to wear as a perfume?

[Cam]

Worldly smell like what? From society.

[Peyton]

From society, dude.

[Cam]

When I was younger, gasoline hit. That's my thing.

[Peyton]

Oh. I was wearing a couple. Couple puffs of petrol right there.

[Cam]

There's no way you'd still do that now as an adult.

[Peyton]

100% and I.

[Cam]

Gasoline on your neck.

[Peyton]

I think it's not the actual gasoline.

[Cam]

But if it was a perfume that's gasoline scented.

[Peyton]

Yes, I would love that. Because look, there's a lot of people out here that love the smell of gasoline. Majority of people I've met love the smell of gasoline.

[Cam]

It's like a weird thing that they don't actually love. It's like something you're doing. It's like you're doing something bad. And you know it's bad, but it kind of gives you a little dopamine hit.

[Peyton]

No, but it's not bad. Okay, maybe chemically it is bad to smell that I'm saying, but if you could just get the smell without the bad part. I would wear that as a perfume. And I'm not just saying that for the Internet. I genuinely mean I would wear that. And I feel like it's a societal thing where people think that, oh, you smell like gasoline. You like that? No.

[Cam]

That you like that. I liked it as a child.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You have a little nose. You still have. You haven't grown into your nose. How do you still like the smell of gasoline?

[Peyton]

I love it.

[Cam]

Sometimes tax paying citizen.

[Peyton]

Sometimes I just drive because I have an electric car. Sometimes I'll just drive that to a gas station and roll the window down. Remember the good old days.

[Cam]

Just go, just take off.

[Peyton]

Is there any other smells that you would.

[Cam]

For me, I'd probably have to go, oh, my God. Okay, now you have to. You have to be with me.

[Peyton]

I would love to be with you. I mean, I would leave my situation now.

[Cam]

I would go, new car scent, but on my body, like a, like a straight off of the, the assembly line.

[Peyton]

Leather.

[Cam]

But not like leather. Like leather that smokes Marlboros too. Not like your dad's leather.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

But like a. Just like a clean seat.

[Peyton]

Leather.

[Cam]

Think of like a back seat. Like a Tacoma. Like, rip that. That out and just put in a bottle, dude.

[Peyton]

Oh, I got a new truck this week and I, I got in there, like I, I walked into it, I was like, my car will never smell like this after this.

[Cam]

Smell like cheese and feet.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

About. In about one month's time.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Tell me you wouldn't want to smell like your car that you just got.

[Peyton]

Yes. That's a good one too. That's a really good one, too. It's a really good one, too. A tire shop. You ever been to a tire shop? Like a good year.

[Cam]

Yeah. Wait, tire shops have. Oh, they do?

[Peyton]

Yeah. You smell a little rubby now.

[Cam]

A massage parlor or studio.

[Peyton]

Which kind? High end or low end?

[Cam]

High end.

[Peyton]

Haven't been.

[Cam]

High end. Not high end, but like a. Like a corporate.

[Peyton]

Like a.

[Cam]

Like a good one.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

The way they smell. Now, granted, it's really just incense, but they always smell good. And they make. They put you in that mind.

[Peyton]

You know what I think that you would like to smell like? Like grass, like, right after rain.

[Cam]

Are you out of your. What is this, a fairy tale?

[Peyton]

No, but, you know, grass after rain, never. Hell, yeah. But that's what y' all smell like when you're outside anyway.

[Cam]

What is that, bro?

[Peyton]

Why do y' all smell like that?

[Cam]

So stinky after being outdoors?

[Peyton]

It's like you put a bunch of pennies in a red solo cup and wet it. That's what y' all smell like. Like Labrador retreat. Like, you and Labradors, like, it's the same smell. Oh, my God. Do you ever like smelling a dog? Dog's paw right there? That Frito thing right there? Yeah. He's like, you got bad yeast.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. You make a loaf right now, cotton swab. We'll make little cookies out of your little Paul. Little gingivitis.

[Peyton]

Oh, you know, actually a better smell. And I've never been on the side of this. I've never been on the side of this until I met your son right there. Little baby. Oh, my God. Little baby. Next bottle that up.

[Cam]

That's an industry.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. That's up. Oh, my God. Two spritz on the wrist.

[Cam]

Baby femur right on your cashmere right before you go.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

You're going after a dirty martini. You smell like baby back.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, dude, not the ribs.

[Peyton]

No, no, no.

[Cam]

God Almighty. Now you're making me miss my son.

[Peyton]

You know what I mean?

[Cam]

Yeah, I like going right in that neck thing, dude. Okay, you said something about white people. This is now, like, you have to bear with me, okay? Trust in me as your co. We.

[Peyton]

Need to be monetized.

[Cam]

I know. We need to trust in me that I will know if I'm. If I'm going to cross a line.

[Peyton]

Okay. Which I won't. I'm listening.

[Cam]

Just be. Just be a fellow viewer.

[Peyton]

I'm here, bud.

[Cam]

So this happened last week.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Like, right after we left recording.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

So I went to a store. I went to. There's no even point to say. So I went to store. I'm shopping by myself before I got home. And there's a group of kids, probably 12, ish. 13, 8th grade freshman. Oh, dude, you Got that podcast. Sick little group. They're all cool, dapping them up, take pictures. Now, there's one kid, and he is like. Like, in every way, shape and form. Very white. Like, I'm talking, like, work, like, worker truck white. Like, as white as my hillbilly white or financial white? Like, financial white. Oh, okay.

[Peyton]

Quarter zip white.

[Cam]

Quarter zip white. Okay. He looks as. He's white as my.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And he. Swear to God.

[Peyton]

No, he didn't say it.

[Cam]

Oh, he didn't say it. He was spitting it out of his mouth as if. As if it was the. The color blue. Let's just say you're saying the word. I'm gonna say blue.

[Peyton]

And for.

[Cam]

If you don't know, if you don't have context clues, he's. He's saying the word that he should never say.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And he was saying like this. Oh, bro.

[Peyton]

My blue.

[Cam]

You funny as hell, boy.

[Peyton]

Blue. Blue.

[Cam]

You're funny as hell. Blue. You're so funny. Blue. Blue. I'm talking 10 times in one conversation, and I. You gotta think this kid's 12 again, incredibly white.

[Peyton]

Were the. What were the friends?

[Cam]

It was a. It was a whole. Just pot of gumbo. There's a little bit of everything.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

And they were fine with it.

[Cam]

They. They probably. No one called him out. No one. They probably.

[Peyton]

Probably.

[Cam]

He was one of them.

[Peyton]

What'd you say?

[Cam]

That this is where I. I had a dilemma.

[Peyton]

Oh, you better not.

[Cam]

He said, my blue.

[Peyton]

What you say, bro?

[Cam]

I literally could not even say anything.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Because in my mind, I legit was like, this is not happening. Like, this is so wild.

[Peyton]

I'm disappointed.

[Cam]

And I Like, no, no. But I looked at him. Like, I gave him a look. I was like, oh. Oh. And then they just left. And I was. I was dumbfounded. Like, it was legit. One of those moments where you're so caught off guard that you just.

[Peyton]

Disappointing you, bro. You should do better.

[Cam]

I should have. Should have done better.

[Peyton]

As much as you say you're an ally, you just let these people and you probably. My blue. You remind me of a me boy. I was here as. I was saying the same thing you are.

[Cam]

Hey, stay up. Blue.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's exactly what happened. But, Cam, honestly, and just be big serious as a. You know, because you need to listen to me in these situations. No, you need it. That doesn't matter, though. You need to listen to me in these situations.

[Cam]

Okay. Teach me something.

[Peyton]

This is what you should do in those. It's. You know, you shouldn't. I mean, it's fine that you're not offended. You shouldn't be. Whatever. Or you should be, actually, but, you know, but it's not gonna hit you the same way it will for us. Yeah, well, you should have. That's a kid, right?

[Cam]

You said he was 12.

[Peyton]

That's a teaching moment. That is because from. If I were to say it or live would have said, he'd be like, man, you know, he might view it different, but one of his own, he might. You sit. You don't have to get on him. He's a kid. Teach him.

[Cam]

Yeah, teach him how.

[Peyton]

Don't say that.

[Cam]

What if he. What if he is under the guise he's allowed to say that?

[Peyton]

But as it. Well, no, but I'm just saying. But that's. But I'm just saying in that moment, you. You had an opportunity to teach. Now that's. Now, be careful. See? Now see how quick they go?

[Cam]

Watch it.

[Peyton]

Blue. Yeah, well, I'm. I'll say. I'm being serious. It's a time where you should have taught it.

[Cam]

I should have taught.

[Peyton]

You should have taught it. You should have been like, hey, man, that's not cool, bro.

[Cam]

It's not cool. I should say, hey, you don't have to say that, idiot. There's that too much. It's too harsh. You won't get the point. He won't understand what I'm saying.

[Peyton]

I'm trying to save you.

[Cam]

He won't understand what I'm saying if I make fun of him.

[Peyton]

I'm trying to save you.

[Cam]

I was going to do. It's not cool, Loser.

[Peyton]

Getting out of here.

[Cam]

Don't ever say that again. Matter of fact, fight me, dude.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

There's a lot.

[Peyton]

I went to the airport recently. I was taking a flight out and this has always bothered me, but this time it really bothered me. You know, whenever you're going through an airport and you have to take a tram through, like, and it's like one of those fast trams, right? Fast. And they say to hold on to the pole because it goes fast. My biggest pet peeve at airports is when people don't hold on to the rail on an airport tram.

[Cam]

Yeah, you're not cool.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You're not getting. You're not getting. You're not getting brownie points.

[Peyton]

Dude. So much handrail opportunity and you're leaned up.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

If you.

[Cam]

Now, if you can make it look good, if you can literally go like this and you don't budge at all. You have an incredible trunk and amazing core strength.

[Peyton]

That's one thing. It's not cool, though. You don't get points. You don't get points.

[Cam]

But at least it's like, that guy probably works out. He probably does a couple sit ups.

[Peyton]

No, no, it's. But it's always people that.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. If you move at all, if you choose not to hold on, you're sitting there.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You brace with your feet. Yeah.

[Peyton]

I'm seeing your stance. Yeah.

[Cam]

You're like this.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You're getting leverage just to not hold on. No.

[Peyton]

And then their argument is, I don't want to touch the pole. I don't want to elbow that thing. Lean on it.

[Cam]

Yeah, you're like, with your legs.

[Peyton]

So do something else.

[Cam]

That is such a bad. Why? Okay, but we need to really, like, dig deep. Why do you think they do that? Do you think in his mind they're actually like, dude, I'm, I'm horrible.

[Peyton]

I'm picking up some airport. You know, other than the flight attendant.

[Cam]

There'S no way they think that.

[Peyton]

100 and it's a thing of like, the thing that really made me mad. The thing that really made me mad was the fact that he literally was bumping into people. Like he was. Oh, yeah. No, you can hit people like, you're like, you dog.

[Cam]

You cannot do that. Absolutely can't do that.

[Peyton]

It is so bad. You don't get any brownie points from that.

[Cam]

You get nothing besides bumps. Matter of fact, now you. You're actually getting made fun of. Yeah, like I'm mentally like criticizing you for your every action.

[Peyton]

You're up there with the people that stand up on airplanes. If you're in the back and you run to the front, like once the airplane lands, you're up there with those.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no. Those people. Now this guy's just kind of like a loser. You're trying to get some ass brownie points for not touching a pole. If you are in 33D, the bird lands and you unclip and start heading to the front, you're going to hell. You're literally going to go spend the rest of your days with Satan.

[Peyton]

It's like, hey, we paid for the cheap seats. We're going to get the cheap seat experience. That's fine. That's what we paid for.

[Cam]

Exactly.

[Peyton]

Do not bombard me. Going up there, going with the first class. We're not the first class.

[Cam]

No, no, no. And we don't. We didn't load this back to front, front to back. You got on with what group you're on. Yeah, but you know how we deload and how we get off. It starts at the front.

[Peyton]

Front.

[Cam]

And it works its way back.

[Peyton]

Yes, and I understand if you have a connecting flight, but you make that note. Yeah, I have a connected flight.

[Cam]

I'm so sorry. My plane leaves in 30 minutes.

[Peyton]

Yes, fine. You go. Deserve it. And even that not really tripped.

[Cam]

I don't care.

[Peyton]

You should have paid.

[Cam]

You should have booked it.

[Peyton]

Better, right?

[Cam]

You should have done better. Huh? Get the non stop. Maybe maybe $30 more.

[Peyton]

Get the non stop.

[Cam]

What do you say? Let's not connect. It's like we went from Houston to Oklahoma. You don't need to connect.

[Peyton]

You don't need to connect. You went to Fort Lauderdale to go to Oklahoma. You don't need to go like, you know what I mean? What sense does that make? That's your fault for booking it that way.

[Cam]

He went from Houston to Miami to go to okc.

[Peyton]

Doesn't make sense. You would had a better chance walk into that. You know what I mean? It doesn't make sense.

[Cam]

Oh, hey, rent a car. Drive on.35 for three hours.

[Peyton]

You're there, you're there, you're there.

[Cam]

Why are you going to Florida?

[Peyton]

You could have taken a stop at the Chickasaw Casino.

[Cam]

National Treasure Casino.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God, bro, it's so. Do you know what the most vocal he is is with that? Can I. No, I just had an epiphany. No, that's where he thrives, is in that. And it's a problem. And we need to have a meeting. First of all, Robbie, you're on the cusp of being fired for your expenses. You're on the cusp of being racist. I don't know what's going on here.

[Cam]

We need to have a full blown internal investigation. Okay? Are you okay? Are you okay?

[Peyton]

You just had a genuinely have the weirdest epiphany ever. What?

[Cam]

My arm hair.

[Peyton]

My arm hair.

[Cam]

It does look a little different. But you have a little wrist right now. What is that? Why does your wrist look so small?

[Peyton]

What's that? I don't have a watch on. I normally have a watch.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

That is what?

[Cam]

Oh, my God. You have a tan line.

[Peyton]

Genuinely. Question about my arm hair?

[Cam]

Yeah, no, I. No, I don't like it either because.

[Peyton]

Have you ever shaved?

[Cam]

No. No. Now you want to know something?

[Peyton]

Yeah, tell me. I don't want to show you.

[Cam]

Yeah, go tell me something. My hands are hairy.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you do have your hands, but it's kind of attractive to me. It's attractive when men have hairy hands. Really?

[Cam]

Yeah, like, it makes you like, you look like you smoke cigarettes and your car hearts.

[Peyton]

It means like if to me, it means that you can weld.

[Cam]

Like, I like, I can definitely like, hang a picture.

[Peyton]

I don't know about welding, but it.

[Cam]

Gives some from Ikea question though.

[Peyton]

You've never shaved your arm hair.

[Cam]

Never.

[Peyton]

Neither have I.

[Cam]

Well, now I'm never gonna say never. Never say never.

[Peyton]

But I'm serious.

[Cam]

No, in an experimental way. I did shave it once.

[Peyton]

Okay, but. Okay.

[Cam]

Like one little patch. That's weird.

[Peyton]

But I haven't.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

And have I brought this up before? Maybe I have. Maybe I'm having a little case of deja.

[Cam]

Maybe a little vous on the back end.

[Peyton]

Is this the same arm hair from when I was like 13?

[Cam]

I think so. That is a great question though.

[Peyton]

I've never shaved this.

[Cam]

This is. You have little boy hair.

[Peyton]

Is this like I've memorabilia hair on my arm? Like this hair? I've never shaved my arm hair.

[Cam]

It has to be.

[Peyton]

It's like because these are the same teeth.

[Cam]

Exactly.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So these are the teeth of my arm.

[Cam]

That is the teeth of your arm.

[Peyton]

Whoa. So this is like. No, because this little gray, weird hair I've had in the middle of my forearm, usually really insecure about it. I've had this since middle school. School.

[Cam]

Yeah. I've had hair on my mole right here for a long time, too. But I pluck that.

[Peyton]

You should go to dermatologist.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. It. That is the same hair.

[Peyton]

It's the same hair.

[Cam]

I've never thought about that.

[Peyton]

So if we smell it, we might. Oh, I can smell my. Oh, my God. We used to rub my arm.

[Cam]

We could sniff freshman year.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I go, God, I was fat. Crooked teeth, no bit. I go, no women.

[Peyton]

Oh. The only thing he's changed is the teeth.

[Cam]

He said the only thing that's changed is the teeth.

[Peyton]

My blue dude, that is crazy. So this is the same leg hair we've had, too, because I've never shaved my legs. See?

[Cam]

But does that mean it's like. Like, is it. Is it vulnerable? Like, is it.

[Peyton]

No, just, like, is it fragile? Because it's that old flashy as hell. I mean. Wow. We're gonna leave that down. Crazy, though. Steve Green, I know you, like. You, like, stitched some of our podcast things before, and you stitch, like, science stuff. Is this the same leg and arm hair if I've never shaved it since I was, like, a teenager?

[Cam]

Because. Okay, so I'm thinking it has to be, because it's. If it keeps growing, then we'd have, like, you know, locks, not dread. But I'm just saying, locks of hair on our arm so it clearly knows when to stop. Like, it knows when to stop. But is it dropping out and then replacing.

[Peyton]

No, because I never.

[Cam]

My arms have always been hairy, and I remember some of the winter, it just falls out.

[Peyton]

No. And I'm telling you, this gray hair that's right here in the middle, it's been there since I can remember. Steve Green, is this the same hair?

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

This is the same hair we've had all our lives.

[Cam]

I'm a scabby moly, huh? Look at that. I got scabs and moles.

[Peyton]

Yeah, dude. I mean, you're starting to turn into your father. You know, older white people, you breathe on them, they bleed.

[Cam]

Oh, dude.

[Peyton]

My dad.

[Cam]

You can just look at him. Harsh. His arms gonna start bleeding. You can literally stare at his arm. It'll start bleeding.

[Peyton]

And another thing, I'm getting real. Into my scientific bag real quick.

[Cam]

I like it. I like it.

[Peyton]

Did you have Braces as a kid.

[Cam]

I did.

[Peyton]

I had braces, too.

[Cam]

I go, really?

[Peyton]

You always do it to me. I had to. You know, your teeth are great.

[Cam]

Wait, when did you have. I feel like that you've never answered this. I've always asked you, when did you have braces? And you never answered.

[Peyton]

I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember.

[Cam]

Junior high, high school.

[Peyton]

Middle. Junior high, middle. Which is middle school for us.

[Cam]

See?

[Peyton]

Middle school. So, like, six to eighth grade.

[Cam]

God, you're lucky.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I had my. I had my peak of high school.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I mean, it didn't change much.

[Cam]

I mean. No. As soon as they got off, they were flocking.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

No, they weren't.

[Cam]

And I said, I'm afraid. Yeah.

[Peyton]

No, but I'm serious. Okay. Braces. How the hell do those work?

[Cam]

Like.

[Peyton]

Okay, so all it is is a wire and brackets. And my teeth were literally like. I chewed on rocks. These two were back. This one was up. How? Just. Just putting a wire in brackets on my mouth. Make them straight.

[Cam]

So they. I think I saw a video one time, but basically, there's the. You know, there's the things on each where the wire.

[Peyton]

It's called the brackets.

[Cam]

Okay, the brackets. The brackets. They tighten them and pull them. And then there's spacers and stuff. So basically it just tightens to where it's all, like, coming in and straight like that. And then they can space it to where it's. And then you end up with a straight smile. I know.

[Peyton]

That doesn't make sense to me. So, okay, so this. Oh, look.

[Cam]

So rubber band.

[Peyton]

So if my teeth are up here like this, like. That's one tooth. This is one tooth. This one's back. That's. How does putting just a wire in brackets on each one make it go like this?

[Cam]

Because it's also.

[Peyton]

How is it. How are you growing my tooth?

[Cam]

Because it's not growing.

[Peyton]

I had a little tooth. I had a little tooth. It was a little tooth. I had one of those, like, small teeth.

[Cam]

You had a small tooth and they.

[Peyton]

Made it full size? Yeah. How'd you. How'd you turn me to a fully grown tooth? You like, but how does that happen? How does going like this? Go like this?

[Cam]

So look, imagine if this bracket is like this. Like, say there's little hooks at the bottom.

[Peyton]

I've never had braces that went like this. Now you had some extra work, I'm.

[Cam]

Saying, on the brackets. On the brackets himself. Imagine there's different configurations. There has to be. They're not all just same bracket.

[Peyton]

Now you're using large vocabulary configurations.

[Cam]

Okay, imagine one bracket is just like this on the tooth. Yes. Just stick with me. When the wire comes through and it's tightening it, maybe all this one's doing is just holding its place.

[Peyton]

Place.

[Cam]

But now let's say there's another bracket with a lip at the bottom maybe. So when the wire tightens on this one, it's pulling that tooth down. It's pulling it into place. No, it might.

[Peyton]

All my brackets are in the middle.

[Cam]

All my brains say they're located different. Saying they might have different jobs.

[Peyton]

Like your body doesn't make sense. It's not technology. There's no motor in it.

[Cam]

Races are technology.

[Peyton]

It's no, that's brick and mortar.

[Cam]

It is strictly still technology.

[Peyton]

It's wire and metal. That's all it is. There's nothing in there turning. There's no. That's what I'm saying. There's not like a motor in there slowly turning. Why doesn't I just stay in the same spot? Just because you're making and pulling it tighter, my teeth should be overlapped. Now that you made it tighter, not all straight. It doesn't make sense to me and it just doesn't make sense. And what's the whole Saturn ring thing? Who does that? Like, what is that for? And I'm not gonna be on. I'm. I've seen some. I've seen some. The people that get the Saturn ring around there, I think it's a humiliation ritual. Like, it's like, what does that do in the big 25, you got the Saturn ring.

[Cam]

You have 24, seven headwear. If you have braces that require headwear in 2026, you absolutely have to be.

[Peyton]

I mean, my car literally can drive to Nebraska without me touching it. And you should. And I'm not saying it's your fault, but somebody in your life is making fun of you, like, because they. You don't need to do that. There has to be another option. Like literally in, in Japan right now. There is. There is. There's flying vehicles and nobody's touching anything. And you have sattle drinks.

[Cam]

You have wire going around your head.

[Peyton]

You have to sleep with a neck brace. So you don't. You don't fold your metal. Like, that's not right. And like, you have a case. I'm looking out for you. I'm not making. I'm looking out. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

What if it did come out that it was just like, like step parents that hated their step kids and there's like, give him the headwear.

[Peyton]

And I know some of you. There's people close to me that have had it. There's people close to me. Yeah, dude.

[Cam]

First off, how long did you have your braces? Just the standard typical.

[Peyton]

Standard Typical.

[Cam]

Typical. What did you say?

[Peyton]

A couple years?

[Cam]

I thought you said five. No, no, I'm gonna say you were. You didn't even have a mouth. They had to sit your mouth. Standard Typical is two years. Like 18 months to two years. You're not gonna say what? Say it.

[Peyton]

I really can't. I know it's mean. That's meant to be. That's really mean.

[Cam]

So 18 to 24 months, I would say.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So you want to say it's so bad. You're actually not even hearing me. I could be. I could literally say pastrami sandwich, Windex cleaner, skateboard. And you're like, it's so mean.

[Peyton]

I want to say. Oh, God.

[Cam]

I've already said it. I've already answered what you've asked. You want to say that so bad.

[Peyton]

You'Re not here with me? No. Okay, go.

[Cam]

You're in a.

[Peyton]

Say it again.

[Cam]

Already gone. I've already. The going's already gone. I've already crossed.

[Peyton]

Go again. Go again.

[Cam]

18 to 24 months is a standard period.

[Peyton]

How long do I have mine?

[Cam]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Peyton]

The standard period.

[Cam]

Standard period. Okay. I know someone in our super close circle. They had theirs for five years.

[Peyton]

I was gonna talk about what it's really mean. That's user error, isn't it?

[Cam]

Huh?

[Peyton]

It's user error. You have to. It has to be user error. If you. If you have braces on for half a decade.

[Cam]

Right? What are you saying? User error.

[Peyton]

Like you've. You've done something wrong. No, no, really, no, it's. You can't. There's no way it takes five years to.

[Cam]

No, that's what I said.

[Peyton]

I mean, what was this before?

[Cam]

I mean, it was interesting.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

It was interesting. But it wasn't like mine were bad monster.

[Peyton]

I can say bad teeth because I. I have bad grill.

[Cam]

I never had, like, really bad.

[Peyton]

My.

[Cam]

My two fronts were the major. I mean, just. Just absolute female repellent. I'd be like, yeah, I'm Cameron. These two were literally like. And they were just like, oh, God, spider.

[Peyton]

And I can make fun of it because I used to get bullied over, like, my bites of my sandwiches. People would look at my sandwich after I bit into it and be like, wow. So I can talk about it now. It literally Looked like three different people bit off that thing. It looked like a puzzle piece.

[Cam]

When I was younger, when I used to bite myself when I was mad at a video game one time, I looked down. I literally bit. I looked down. I went, God, that sucks. Just like. That is not a good pattern. It was like.

[Peyton]

Yeah. When I used to practice kissing right here, I used to practice, like, right here and get it going. And then I. And I saw, like, movies, people bit the bottom lip. So I practiced my bite. And bloody. Dude, it goes like. I mean, they were fangs, and they're all crazy. I had blood up here. Up here, up here. Like, nothing was even. I mean, that really made me take it.

[Cam]

Okay, I think we've talked about it before, but we need. We need. I need to say this.

[Peyton]

Have we practiced. We talked about it.

[Cam]

Yeah, but when. When was yours? And what exactly. What did you do? Because you just said you'd look up videos. I looked up videos, too.

[Peyton]

Oh, I didn't look up videos.

[Cam]

I looked up videos. I looked up videos.

[Peyton]

I'd start a lot of your. It's starting to make sense. I looked. What'd you type in?

[Cam]

Because. So look, basically what you just said, you literally just.

[Peyton]

I'm gonna say it.

[Cam]

You just said that you saw. You said you saw people in videos and movies bite the bottom lip.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So I was not comfortable with biting the lip. I thought I'd take that with me.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So I said how to properly, like, kiss. I don't even know what I searched, but I was like. Like, the next steps of kissing. Like, next steps of kissing with tongue biting.

[Peyton]

You watched a wikiHow?

[Cam]

I did. I swear to God. I actually think it was a wikiHow, like, on YouTube.

[Peyton]

And you would you. Millions of views. What's the weirdest thing you practiced on kissing?

[Cam]

I never did See. I never.

[Peyton]

First off, you never gotten there.

[Cam]

That's not realistic.

[Peyton]

Oh, that was realistic for me.

[Cam]

I did the hand thing at first, and that was. I didn't like that. It was just like. I'm like, this isn't right.

[Peyton]

You're like, no, I want to get monetized here.

[Cam]

But I would do the hand. And then now, at one point, I started looking around for some sort of something. Like a figurine? Yeah, yeah, Like a doll, something. But I didn't have dolls. Oh, a dog.

[Peyton]

That's what you said. I was gonna say, man.

[Cam]

Oh, Dawson. But nothing. Nothing, like, fit. Nothing was real, so I just. I really did hand. And then right here.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

That's all I did. But you did the sack of the elbow.

[Peyton]

I did sack of the elbow. I mean, that helped me in my older years too. I did. I'll list you everything I did that I remember.

[Cam]

Go, oh, we know what you did to the inner.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah. Inner. Inner arm. Stuffed animals like Bevo.

[Cam]

God bless that Bevo.

[Peyton]

Jello. I ran through Jello. Like my dad would like open up the trash and he'd be like, why are there so many open jellos that aren't eaten? There's like a little bit of hole in the middle.

[Cam]

You're like, I don't know. Is that a hole in the middle?

[Peyton]

And then like, and then like puddings. Oh, fruits. I would cut open like oranges. I'm the best kisser you've ever met. I put in 100 hours.

[Cam]

Yeah, what the hell? So you can't get on to me for watching a YouTube video. You're sitting here tongue in orange.

[Peyton]

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I was lucky and blessed enough to go to one of the stops on John Cena's tour and being able to see him in person, you know, one last time. And, you know, you spend this whole year preparing yourself emotionally and mentally and for last night. You know, there's a bunch of speculation about who should. A lot of conversations, I mean, about who should John Cena wrestle, how should this last night go? There's always been rumblings that it would be Gunter. I was prepared for that. That's who John Cena is going to wrestle. You know, through this whole year, a lot of people get angry at the booking of John Cena's farewell tour. I've always been on the side of the storyteller. I've always been, give Hunter, give Triple H grace, give John grace, give these writers grace through this. I've always been defended. If you were on my social medias last night, whether that be Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, you can see I was upset about how last night went on John Cena's final match. Now, I, I got all the yelling out last night. I'm not gonna yell. I'm gonna talk. I, I am very, very, very upset about how that went. They, they, they butchered it. They absolutely butchered it. And I feel like we were robbed of something. I feel like. I feel like the match wasn't good. I feel like the tap out wasn't good. I feel like the ceremony in quote, ceremony wasn't good. And I've been getting a lot of flack online of people being like, oh, you don't understand wrestling, man. You don't know all the greats, they lose their last match, right? They lose their last match. Okay, you can lose the match. I'm not even mad at that. Even though I don't think he should. You can't compare anybody else's retirement to John Cena. You can't. Shawn Michaels, who else? Ric Flair, who else? It doesn't matter. You can't. You can't compare it because no one got a farewell tour. No one else. This is different. No one got a farewell tour. No one got paraded around the whole world on a farewell tour. So you can't compare it. It's supposed to be different because it was different. And move on from the match. That was 10 minutes of locking up. And I get what they were trying to do in this whole narrative y' all are trying to spin of. It's poetic. It's poetic because he didn't give up. He didn't tap out because he gave up. He tapped out because he realized he had nothing left to fight for. Stupid. That's stupid. It's poetry. It's poetic. I don't even read poetry. I don't read that. I don't read poetry. When's the last poem you read? Name it. Name it. Name three poets right now. And one of them can't be Triple H. It was stupid. It was stupid. It was stupid. It was stupid. And then the match is over. The match is over. You have all the locker room come out. Pound on the mat. Get it? Great. You point up to a screen this big and show them a minute and a half video. A minute and a half of what? And then you just walk them off this. This is the worst thing you could have done. This is the worst. And you had one of the greatest rivalries in the world in pro wrestling history between Randy Orton and John Cena. And you had Randy at Mr. Beastland in Saudi Arabia. You had. You had. You had Randy Orton at Beast Land because of the connections. Because Yalls partnership with the WWE or with them and their partnership with the wwe. Really? Really? You don't hand John Cena a mic at the end. John Cena booked it. John Cena's the one who booked it. Well, John Cena was wrong, too. If he booked it, then John Cena is wrong. There's a point. We're wrestling fans and their opinions matter. We matter. It matters what we think. It matters what we want. That does matter. And then there's this talk online of the fans in the arena were wrong for booing and heckling Triple H when they should have been celebrating. John, that's your fault. It's your fault for making WWE unreal. It's your fault for pulling back the curtain so much to where the bookers are now a part of the storytelling. Before, if that never happened, if it was old school wwe, and we're not talking about who's booking and how this storyline's gonna go, the heat would have all been on Gunther. It would have all been on Gunter or a large majority of it. But now you make the writers a part of the storyline, and now you bring the writers out after a horrible booking that everybody doesn't like. Yes, they're going to get heat. In what world are you mad at us? In what world, Triple H, do you go out on the Post show and go full heel and turn around. Oh, I thought you guys would be louder than that. You're wrong. Be wrong. Hey, I messed that up. Even if it was John's idea. I mean, you know what's poetic? You know what's poetic? WW Unreal. The start of John Cena's farewell tour. Triple H goes. There's a way we can mess this up. There you go. You did it. You did it. And I swear to God, if Gunther goes on a two month hiatus, if we don't even see. Gunther needs to wrestle every.

[Cam]

Every night.

[Peyton]

Every night for the next year. You want him over every night? I'm upset. I'm upset. I feel like I was robbed. I could go and talk about this for hours, but this episode's too long. I want an apology. I want an apology. And you took 20 years of my life and you just threw it away. You didn't celebrate it. Last night should have been a celebration. That whole show that I get. I love the NXT shout out to Javon Evans. Shout out to all my friends that are there. It was great. I love what y' all did. I love that everybody paid tribute to John. That last hour should have been a celebration of the greatest of all time. I don't know. Let me know what you guys think. Love you guys. That was pop culture, Peyton in camp. Ooh, pop culture in cam. Love you guys. The you should know podcast. All right, let's get out of here, man.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Let's get out of here, man. That was a fantastic episode. Remember, submit your if you want to sign shirts. Yeah. This is. I mean, this is crazy. This is a wicked. I. I. Can I be honest? I never recovered from Santa. Like, my mind never fully got off.

[Cam]

That I couldn't shake him.

[Peyton]

I. I mean. I mean, I. And now, financially, I gotta make a call. I'm. I'm a dispute that charge. He's not getting paid. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

We're ruining his holidays.

[Peyton]

I'm sorry.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. All right, well, I literally got a.

[Peyton]

Text from my accountant. Clean accountant, Clian. I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, it's bad.

[Cam]

Oh, God. Robbie.

[Peyton]

She said, did you just purchase a car? Robbie, I gotta talk to you. All right.

[Cam]

We love and appreciate every single one of you. Coming Back to episode 195. We are five away from the megalithic huge milestone of 200 episodes. We will see you there. But until then, you already know that link, that first thing in the description right there, that is our Patreon that is the home of the Koala Club. You got your Cubs, you got your prime. You got your royalty. It is a huge, amazing family with all of our. All of our bonus content is on the Patreon and Patreon exclusively. Join the Koala Club right there. Hit that link button. But for now, until next week, confuse the casuals, get your good karma and submit yourself for a chance to win an Exclusive Tour Peyton vs. Cam World Tour shirt that'll never be printed again, signed by the whole team. By leaving a comment on this video. You got to have your Instagram, you got to tell us your favorite memory and we are going to pick somebody and you got to be subbed. You have to be subscribed. But confused casuals get you good karma with this secret code. SW H. SW H. Santa was here.

[Peyton]

Santa was here.

[Cam]

Santa was here. S.W.

[Peyton]

Santa. My blue. All right, remember, koala bears don't make it home to Christmas and we will see you next time. And we'll see you in the live stream.

[Cam]

We'll see you.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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