SHOWERING WITH STRANGERS! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast – Episode 183

Title: Showering With Strangers!
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Release Date: September 22, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this high-energy and hilariously candid episode, Peyton and Cam reunite in the studio to unpack their signature blend of wild stories, nostalgic childhood confessions, and deeply unserious takes on everything from twerking to gym showers. True to the show’s DNA, their teasing banter escalates into laugh-out-loud storytelling, unexpectedly thoughtful moments, and viral debates on topics like public bathroom etiquette, childhood “wrestling” rituals, and the multilayered trauma of being called “pee pee.”

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Twerking Glory Days & Body Malfunctions (03:25–05:20)

• Peyton and Cam exchange ribbing about their respective twerking abilities and the physical limitations of aging knees and spines, comparing themselves (with tongue-in-cheek humility) to figures like Ben Simmons and Megan Thee Stallion.

“Your twerk has never been like both cheeks going at a different time.”
— Peyton (03:55)

2. Body Image and DEXA Scan Adventures (05:37–09:47)

• Peyton reveals he underwent a DEXA body scan to better understand his health and fitness metrics.
• Comedic gold as he learns not only his actual body fat percentage (a “smooth 25%”) but is blindsided when the scan reveals an unflattering infrared snapshot of his genitals (“ghibli bits”), sparking a riff on gym modesty and DEXA scan etiquette.

“No one told me, when you get a full body DEXA scan, it shows your ghibli bits. It shows your ghibli bits.”
— Peyton (08:59)

• The pair debate acceptable nicknames for male anatomy, with a strict ban on “pee pee.”
• Hilarious story about Peyton’s crush examining his scan:

“She picked up the paper, like, ‘Oh, look at your pee pee.’ Don’t call it no pee pee.”
— Peyton (11:40)

3. TV Show Hot Takes & Tyler Perry’s ‘Beauty in Black’ (13:47–16:23)

• Cam gives a lively critique of Tyler Perry’s latest series, noting strong plots but laughably staged action sequences.
• They debate the challenge of getting invested in shows from the pilot episode, with Peyton admitting he usually skips season ones.

“Pilots are so hard.”
— Peyton (15:36)

4. Childhood Rituals: Music, Wrestling, and Imagination (18:47–25:42)

• Both hosts reminisce about childhood play—Cam’s R&B “living room section” concerts, Peyton’s fantasy wrestling matches with his stuffed Texas Longhorn “Bevo.”
• Peyton admits to “recreationally” wrestling stuffed animals at age 14:

“I was about to be able to drive a car by myself...I knew I should stop, but you ever go...”
— Peyton (22:26)

• Cam describes elaborate solo “Smackdown” reenactments with toys, reflecting on the creative ways kids “became men.”

5. Cultural Upbringing Differences: Bags, Scooters, and Streetlights (29:14–33:32)

• They contrast childhood lessons on shopping etiquette: Peyton always asked for a bag and a receipt, a practice Cam sees as odd until understanding the cultural (racial) context behind it.
• Cam and Peyton compare notes on suburban vs. rural rules about biking, leaving scooters on the sidewalk, and curfews based on streetlight timers.

"If I'm outside and the street lights are off, I'm outside too long."
— Peyton (32:39)

6. Public Poop Etiquette & Bathroom Stories (41:07–55:36)

• Cam and K. Rob’s joint bathroom escapades are dissected, including a run-in with a dramatically offended stranger.
• Peyton is appalled at their lack of modesty, while Cam insists pooping is nothing to be ashamed of, especially in public bathrooms.

“You take a poop in public like you’re trying to break into Fort Knox.”
— Peyton (43:24)

• Spirited debate about where to draw etiquette lines—at clubs, funerals, and even the possibility of taking your shirt off to poop (which Peyton admits he now does).

“I’m 26. I’ve started to do it. No way. That is a myth. No. I gotta take my shirt off.”
— Peyton (50:15)

7. Showering at the Gym: Music Debacle & Naked Truths (36:07–40:43)

• Cam recounts the mortification of his phone blasting a unique Childish Gambino ringtone in the gym shower, dealing with judgment from “grizzly” firefighter-types.
• The pair debate whether it’s ever acceptable to play music in a communal shower (Peyton says yes, Cam diplomatically disagrees).

8. Can You Name 1,000 People? (56:03–62:37)

• Peyton doubts it’s possible to name even 40 people he knows by both first and last name; Cam confidently claims he could list 1,000, sparking a rapid-fire name challenge.

“I don’t think I can confidently name 40 people that I know first and last name. I do not think that is possible for most people.”
— Peyton (56:04)
“When I was young, I used to think if I was held hostage and they said, ‘You can’t leave until you can name a thousand people you know,’ I always had confidence that I could do it.”
— Cam (56:41)

9. Dating Mishaps: “Bass Fishing” (64:24–68:09)

• They coin the term “bass fishing” for being pleasantly surprised when a date is much better looking than their photos would suggest, discussing whether they’ve ever been “bass fished” or the opposite.

10. Generational “Brain Rot” Slang Quiz (71:12–78:39)

• Peyton quizzes Cam on Gen Z/TikTok slang—words like “chopped,” “cindy,” “saibal,” and deep-fried memes like “my mother ate fries” and “six, seven.”
• Cam alternates between wins and hilarious confusion:

“If there’s a kid right now in a local junior high walking around going, ‘my mother ate fries. Tanya ate slices.’ Like, put that kid in ISS right now. You’re such a dad.”
— Cam (76:00)

11. Letterman Jackets, Yearbooks, and Awkward Nostalgia (82:11–88:13)

• Peyton and Cam revisit high school traditions—the pride (and cringe) of letterman jackets, collecting patches for every achievement, and the sting of lonely yearbook-signing moments.

“You saw the video that went viral of my me graduating high school. I was sitting alone in my high school graduation. Dude, I sat alone.”
— Peyton (88:04)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “No, I don’t go to Burning Man. You know, you can’t buy food out there. You gotta give him shillings.”
  — Peyton (88:54)
• “I tried to break my arm a lot. …I always wanted somebody to sign my cast so I felt like I was loved because no one would sign my yearbook.”
  — Peyton (85:10)
• “You worship your poop.”
  — Cam (44:46)
• “I personality fish a lot… like, a lot of people think, like, I’m, like, a lot…they’re like, dude, why is he just sitting in that corner.”
  — Peyton (66:09)
• “If you earn the patches, you wear the patches.”
  — Peyton (83:21)

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Timestamps to Key Segments

• Twerking & Aging Bodies: 03:25–05:20
• DEXA Scan & Body Fat Reality: 05:37–09:47
• Genital Nicknames Debate: 10:55–12:29
• Tyler Perry TV Critique: 13:47–16:23
• Childhood Music & Wrestling: 18:47–25:42
• Bags vs. No Bags at Stores: 29:14–30:40
• Pooping in Public Etiquette: 41:07–46:03, 48:21–55:36
• Showering with Strangers Story: 36:07–40:43
• 1,000 Names Challenge: 56:04–62:37
• “Bass Fishing” Dating Stories: 64:24–68:09
• Slang Quiz: 71:12–78:39
• Letterman & Yearbook Woes: 82:11–88:13

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Tone & Vibe

True to the spirit of the show, the episode is a roller coaster of hyperactive best-friend banter—self-deprecating, fast-paced, and densely packed with in-jokes, confessionals, and bits that will be instantly relatable to old fans while hilarious to any new listener who values irreverence and honesty over polish.

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Transcript

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

If you're new here, if you're not.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

You should.

[Peyton]

But you don't have one. You don't need one to watch the Peyton vs. Cam world tour Live show. All you got to go do is go to patreon.com you should know podcast right on the Patreon. It'll say Featured Product Peyton vs Cam World Tour Live Show. You can buy it for $10 and you'll have it forever. No membership required. No monthly membership required. One time purchase. Enjoy it for the rest of your life. This is the best show that you will ever watch. Until we do it again next year. Until we go overseas at the beginning 2026. Also, if you want more content, you should join the Patreon. We have about six hours of extra YSK content a week, right? Something like that.

[Cam]

It's amazing.

[Peyton]

Look, if you want even more free content, we have a twitch. Peyton Hardin over on Twitch and if you miss the streams you can go to Peyton Harden Twitch on YouTube and watch the live streams after they are done. We have a couple up right now from the Red Bull flu talk and me coming out of retirement to play basketball. We love you so much. Enjoy the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast. We got co host Cam back in the studio. How you doing Cam? How'd.

[Cam]

Hey everybody.

[Peyton]

Go Cam. Go Cam. Go Cam. Go Cam. Throw them hips come. Go Cam. Throw them hips come. We got Cole's Cam back in the studio. How are you feeling, bubba? It's so glad to see. I'm so, I'm so happy to you again.

[Cam]

I just can't twerk anymore, man. It's gone.

[Peyton]

You ever.

[Cam]

I used to be decent. Slightly decent. Like a great value brand.

[Peyton]

Can I say something about your twerk though?

[Cam]

Let's hear it.

[Peyton]

Your twerk has never been like both cheeks going at a different time.

[Cam]

Oh no, I don't have that.

[Peyton]

Like that like you would never be able to stop a 40 year old divorced black man. Like that would never turn his head. Right. But.

[Cam]

Or the guy that's at the gym for three hours, his workout takes one hour.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, he definitely has a cut off gloves on.

[Cam]

He's like, oh, we know.

[Peyton]

And bro, okay, you always had the twerk of like you had a cute coilerray twerk. Like you had like a little. Oh great.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Oh, we'll always appreciate.

[Cam]

Appreciate.

[Peyton]

We'll take it, we'll take it. But, but if we're putting on the.

[Cam]

Mount Rushmore of twerk, I'm nowhere near the, the heavy hitters, the big bodies.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Cam]

It's.

[Peyton]

It's nowhere near.

[Cam]

Cyclone knees kept me from being great as well. I'd never, never once could have the Megan knees. Now you had the Megan knees. You had a time.

[Peyton]

I had a quick six minute, six month season of great knee work.

[Cam]

You signed a vet max contract Six months in six months.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Yeah, that was. Boy, what a time. I'm doing good though.

[Peyton]

I honestly, I had Ben Simmons level of like act like, oh my God, they thought I was gonna take over the league and I took the money around.

[Cam]

They said, oh my God, he's gonna have six MVPs by the time he retired. He should have six MVPs. You did one season. You said I'm out of here.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And honestly, I think it's the curvature of my spine now.

[Cam]

That didn't help. Lose a little crooked like it was just a little like a, like a bat. Like those shoe horns you use.

[Peyton]

You know, I've Always wondered how my skeletal system would look. I've always kind of wanted to get like, like, opened up and somebody to examine how and then put me back together. Open me up and put me back together.

[Cam]

You want to be opened up and someone examined your inside and I did it.

[Peyton]

I did it.

[Cam]

What do you mean you did it?

[Peyton]

I did it. Yesterday I had someone examine my insides.

[Cam]

Okay, now this can go one of two ways, and I'm gonna let you decide which way it goes quickly before I start making comments. Someone opened you up and examined your insides yesterday.

[Peyton]

A complete stranger. Okay, dude, complete stranger. He was a man. A complete stranger. Male looked in my insides.

[Cam]

A male stranger that I have no friendship relationship with.

[Peyton]

Couldn't tell you his name right now, so.

[Cam]

What the. How does that happen?

[Peyton]

C.J. went with me.

[Cam]

Okay, dude, so a random man examined the both of you, or did C.J. just watch?

[Peyton]

No, he stayed in the waiting room.

[Cam]

Have fun in that little nice, little weird chair in the corner. Yeah, yeah.

[Peyton]

Like the one you have in your bedroom. I know, because I've always wondered what my skeletal system looks like and what my body is going on.

[Cam]

Shut up and tell me what actually happened.

[Peyton]

I wish.

[Cam]

This is getting freaky.

[Peyton]

So, as you know, I've been. I'm on a weight loss journey. I'm trying to cut some tum Tum fat. I'm trying to.

[Cam]

Nothing wrong with it. I love it, dude.

[Peyton]

Cuz when I sit down sometimes. Oh, it's like a storage unit.

[Cam]

I mean, right. Right now mine's hanging over the top button. Like I'm just sitting there and it's just keeping that button nice and warm. It is. That's why. I mean, all of my little. They're never too tight. Nice and loosened up. Warm.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And I was, like, trying to look like Cam.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

And so I. And so I went and got a full DEXA scan.

[Cam]

Nice. You actually did.

[Peyton]

Yes. Holy. And got a DEXA scan. Right. It's like down the road for me. So if you don't know what a DEXA scan is, basically, as you lay on this X ray machine and they tell you your exact body fat percentage, they tell you where your fat is proportioned. Now, now, first of all, I thought a DEXA scan. I was gonna lay down on this table, and basically it's this little thing that goes over you and they said, hey, there's some radiation in this, right? They were like, I wouldn't do this too often. And I was like, why am I tingling?

[Cam]

They go, sir, you don't have any chains. Oh, God, Call Martha. You're sitting there. You got chains, watches, everything on, just burning in your seat. Yeah.

[Peyton]

No, because he almost forgot, like. He was like, do you have any jewelry on? And I was looking. I was checked by the chains on. I took my watch out. I was like, no. And then as soon as I lay down, I was like this. I'm like, oh, I have earrings in. He. He honestly should have checked for that.

[Cam]

What if they. What if it fixed your keloids? What if the radiation and. And you're in your, like, eroded ear infects formed this beautiful thing that just fixed your ear?

[Peyton]

Oh, if. If one of my keloids popped, it would. It would start, like, the second polio.

[Cam]

It'd be. Yeah, it'd be Chernobyl in that office. Like, everyone there, your life's over. You just stay here. You cannot infect the pop.

[Peyton]

It would be Oppenheimer in my ear, like, so basically, I was like. Because I needed to see, like, what macros I should be eating, all the boring stuff, what I should be eating and all that.

[Cam]

So proud of you. First time.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So I laid down, I got the body scan. Now I knew I'm a little tubby, right? I knew that the results are so. Oh, my God. The level of. Even C.J. made jokes. He's like, yeah, you're probably like, 15% body fat. He was like, he's like, you're all probably 15. That's easy to work on. He got the body scan back. Wait, I'm sitting at a smooth 25. You know, it's not ideal. It's not ideal, right? But we're here to work on it. We're here to work on it.

[Cam]

Oh, okay. Oh, go, go.

[Peyton]

I'm saying that's fine, but that's not even the part that really hurt my feelings. No one told me, when you get a full body DEXA scan, it shows your ghibli, bitch. It shows your ghibli bits.

[Cam]

Oh, I'm not going anymore.

[Peyton]

In infrared in skeletal form.

[Cam]

Just look at.

[Peyton]

My little nuts are so far away from my butt cheeks.

[Cam]

And his professional. He's like. He's like, yeah, you got a lot of muscle in this left quad. No one good balls right there. He's just not talking about. He's like, so we're gonna go to the right leg. He's like, this one, you could work maybe some Bulgarians. And you're just sitting there like, hey, hey, hey, bro. Like, that's my bro. Hey, covered. Covered up.

[Peyton]

No and it's. I see that thing every day, but I've never seen it in infrared.

[Cam]

Dude, I would be terrified. Infrared. Yeah.

[Peyton]

And it shows you. It shows you, like, on your body, like, how strong each muscle is. Yeah.

[Cam]

Where you hold muscle.

[Peyton]

Basically, like, the darker. The red. That was the lightest blue I've ever seen. Clear water, bro. It was literally like, hey, I swear.

[Cam]

I swear on everything.

[Peyton]

Now that.

[Cam]

Because I've never got a dexa. I've got close. Like, it's under. It's a standing one, but it's a full body thing. But I've always wanted to do a DEXA scan. Now that I know that I'm treating it no different. No different than a physical.

[Peyton]

You got to get a warm up.

[Cam]

In my mind, there's no different than physical. I go, doc, we ready?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He's like, yeah, just lay down.

[Peyton]

I go, all right, sounds good.

[Cam]

And I go, hit the button now. Hit the button. Now. Start the scan. There's no way. Because when I get up and look at that screen, if I see. My God forbid I just left the workout. If I. If I. I did just leave a workout, too.

[Peyton]

I just came back from the gym. I'm.

[Cam]

I am. I am on record, dude, if I were get pants. If someone were to see my manhood.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Post gym workout, I. I literally. I'd, like.

[Peyton]

I'd.

[Cam]

I'd start a new life and have to leave. What? I know.

[Peyton]

And the thing is, I was wearing tight underwear, too, so that thing was literally, like, just held up in there tight.

[Cam]

Look like you took, like a. Like a hamburger bun and just kind of mushed it down.

[Peyton]

And the worst thing is, y', all, I talked about it last episode. I'm working on a low relationship. She comes over, she wants to look at the DEXA scan.

[Cam]

The first thing. I thought you were about to say something else. She comes over. She's wanting to look at the guy, and I'm still in my mind mentally about the DEXA scan. So he's sitting there trying to jump up. I can't. I don't have a mind of muscle right now. No muscle, apparently.

[Peyton]

Well, she. She said. She picked up the paper, she was.

[Cam]

Like, oh, look at your pee pee.

[Peyton]

Don't call no pee pee.

[Cam]

Oh, dude, that's a.

[Peyton]

Dude. Yeah.

[Cam]

Dude, you just. Now.

[Peyton]

Here we go.

[Cam]

And I'm glad you're experiencing this, because for whatever reason, Liv thinks it's acceptable to call it a pee pee sometimes.

[Peyton]

Oh, ladies, do not call your man's manhood a pee pee.

[Cam]

No, no. Yeah, we. We won't have sex tonight if you like. We won't. I will take a stand. I'm not having sex with you if you look at me. Barely clothes or. Or naked, you know? Oh, pee pee.

[Peyton]

What are some acceptable names for your girl to call your genitals?

[Cam]

Thang. With an A, not an I.

[Peyton]

Rocket.

[Cam]

Bringing that thing. Bring that thing over here. I. Now that's like. Yeah, that's.

[Peyton]

Give me that thing.

[Cam]

Ye.

[Peyton]

A pee pee.

[Cam]

Dude. She. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I had a pee pee when I was four.

[Cam]

Yeah. I had a pee pee when I didn't even know what a girl was. I was like, yeah, my son. That's a pee pee. That's a P. That's a P. That's a lowercase P. And it's starting to get erased from the bottom. No. Oh. In other news, he has found his pee pee.

[Peyton]

Malachi has found his.

[Cam]

Malachi has. It's a new installment in the life of Malachi. He sits there and takes his bath and he just goes like this.

[Peyton]

Yeah, he's just like a little grown man. He'll just grab.

[Cam]

He just grips it.

[Peyton]

He just goes like, that's you.

[Cam]

But one hand. One hands right there.

[Peyton]

On.

[Cam]

On the. On the golden little giblets. Other hand smacking a little turtle that's smiling at him. But, dude, I'll take a whole shower. Lives already in the bed, and I come out and I'll get these random spurts like, oh, let's play some tigers, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I don't get this out, and I slap the door open all dramatically and I'm just staring at her. No. Now, yes, sometimes, but no. If I was butt naked and she said, look at your peepee. I'm literally sleeping upstairs. I'm sleeping in the guest room.

[Peyton]

I'm going to my parents.

[Cam]

I don't want to talk to you. You can have the house for tonight. I'm going to pee like. But I'll be in my underwear and strike a pose. I'm like, hey there, little lady. And she goes, why does your pee pee look like that? I'm just like, dude, turn on Beauty and Black. Like, come on, let's just watch it. It is. It is demoralizing.

[Peyton]

Getting turned out for turning on a Tyler Perry TV show is a nasty combo.

[Cam]

Can I talk about that show? Tyler Perry, dude. Tyler Race. Beauty in Black.

[Peyton]

Yeah. First of all, Tyler Perry's a legend.

[Cam]

He is a legend. Now, what I'm gonna say, even in your high respect of Tyler Perry, you cannot disagree.

[Peyton]

I'VE not seen the show. I don't watch Tyler Perry.

[Cam]

You've seen Medea's. You've seen all that. You've.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

Okay, so this show plot, storyline, pretty solid.

[Peyton]

Okay?

[Cam]

Not gonna lie. First off, I jumped in at episode seven. Don't do that with the show that you really want Strange to continue to watch.

[Peyton]

I'll get to that.

[Cam]

I came in one night and she was watching. I was like, sure. And then now I'm hooked. But I missed. I missed four and a half hours of footage. So I'm like, who's that? Who's that? Who's that?

[Peyton]

Right. Anyway. Oh, that's the worst.

[Cam]

It's. God, it's the worst. Live got mad. She threw a fit. Anyway, the show is good. The plot's good. There's some beautiful characters on both sides. There's a lot of. There's a lot of stuff happening, right. Any time there is violence or action, I mean, it is. It's bad. It's like, did this just become a comedy? Like, it seriously is like, how is everything else so good? And then the act. I mean, I watched a guy. Yeah, I watched a guy miss the hit. Like, because it's Hollywood, I'm not gonna punch this other actor. And the guy goes, what the. Like, it is the action scenes. God bless Tyler Perry. But he. I mean, he gets stuff out.

[Peyton]

Yeah, the plot is good. Stuff out fast.

[Cam]

And if you're not, like, super whatever into details, it's. It's enjoyable. Watch. Yeah, dude. I'm just like.

[Peyton]

I have this thing with TV shows, and it was like, through college and high school. I always hated the first season of television. I always hated it. Oh, my God. Like, when I first watched the Office, I started at season two, which I advise people to do.

[Cam]

Everyone tells people to do that. But no, if you. God, you sound like, live. Live. Cannot watch a first episode of any.

[Peyton]

It's so hard. Pilots are so hard.

[Cam]

It's a pilot.

[Peyton]

I know, but I hate it.

[Cam]

What? But you. You should know, especially your brain. You like shows and all the inner work.

[Peyton]

Do. I do. I think it goes to ADHD and, like, you know that something's going to. I want to get to. That's why I really like the show. Like, your honor, the first episode, there's like, the whole story right here. That's what I think that people need to do now with attention span.

[Cam]

Like rip.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

But I mean, a lot of shows in recent. Maybe like two, three years, a lot of shows start, like the first episode. They'll show like, what the climax event is, right? And then, like, backtrack to the whole.

[Peyton]

Yeah, like this person died.

[Cam]

Now we're spend nine episodes figuring out how they die.

[Peyton]

You remember that from bet? Yep, that's me. But you're wondering how I got in this position.

[Cam]

I got. Dude, that's fine.

[Peyton]

Yeah. You've never watched bet?

[Cam]

No, I didn't.

[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

I might have graduated.

[Cam]

You might have got the piece of paper.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Now on to the rest of the episode you should know podcast.

[Cam]

Okay, now, this is. Now this. This might be something you thought if.

[Peyton]

You watched enough bet, you could say the word.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no. I was granted access to say the word. I never abused it. Never used it. Never took.

[Peyton]

Never abused it or never used it?

[Cam]

Never. Neither. Neither. But I never went through that door. I did. Hell, they handed me the keys to the city.

[Peyton]

Let's just say you take. You do have a pass in your wallet right now.

[Cam]

I. Yes. I don't have my wallet on me. But it's over there.

[Peyton]

It's a metallic card. And the fact you kept that for over a year. No, it's bad.

[Cam]

No, it's metal. It's metal. It is not metallic. It is metal. Yeah, I can go ting, ting, ting. And it's a. It's a pass.

[Peyton]

But the fact you still have it is crazy.

[Cam]

It's a sick gift.

[Peyton]

No, it's not.

[Cam]

It says the powers can be revoked and taken back by a fellow black if I abuse it.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but fellow black. You're not a black.

[Cam]

That's. That's. That's truthful. Not a fellow black. A black Guy, girl, person. This is getting bad. This is getting bad. I used to come home from school. Remember I told you there was a long period of time where I would come home to school. I was completely by myself. My mom wasn't back from work yet. My dad left his second job. I'd go into our living room and do you remember on the old TVs, there used to be channel like 101, 102, 103. It was like country mix, R and B.

[Peyton]

Sure, yeah. It was like little radio rt. Yeah.

[Cam]

I would go into my house all by myself, me and Dusty RIP and I would BL Superdead. I would blare rap or R and B music. And then some days. Now, granted, it was semi new to me, but if I knew the song, I'm jumping on the couches, dog. I think I didn't know what a section was. I literally thought I was in a section by myself at, like, 11 years old.

[Peyton]

So you like. It was. So what was your environment, though? Like, in your mind, were you imagining? Where were you?

[Cam]

Oh, there's no. There's no imagination. I was in my living room, but I was like, dude, this is that music people get hyped to. I was like, let's just try it out.

[Peyton]

First of all, everything in your body just popped.

[Cam]

It literally be like, she move her body like a cyclone. And I was like.

[Peyton]

You'Re 11 years.

[Cam]

Old, smacking on birthday cake, Oreos, just going.

[Peyton]

Wait, that.

[Cam]

Okay, this is nasty work.

[Peyton]

That's so weird because whenever I did like that, I was imagining I was. So I was selling out Madison Square Garden.

[Cam]

Oh, no. I never knew I could be that big. Like, I knew I had a ceiling. Like, I. I was like, msg. No. What about the backyard?

[Peyton]

I think that's strange, the fact that you were still present in where you were at 100%.

[Cam]

That's so.

[Peyton]

Okay, so whenever you were wrestling, like WWE wrestling, right? You were.

[Cam]

I was in Arlington. I sold out at and T. It was me versus John. Yeah. To the belt. And I had that big there. And I beat his. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

At what age is it? Okay, what age do you need to stop pretending to be a WWE Superstar against stuffed animals? Like, at what age does that need to stop?

[Cam]

I really think it depends on how much alone time you can conjure up in your own house. Because if you. If parents are gone. Yeah, dude, you can push that almost up till high school. You can get real frisky.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Well, okay, what age did you stop.

[Cam]

For me on the Actual bear jumping off the couch, just doing dumb. I'd say probably, like, maybe like, fifth, fourth, or fifth grade. So that's like 10, 11. I'd say no. Okay, you're either. You're either upset at my answer and you stopped way earlier, or you went way too long. No way. No, because. Because at a certain extent, it's like, do you have friends? Like, you should be doing it on people. Like. Like, there's no need to be beating that polar bear's that you've known for seven years. There's your blood and snot all over him. Go do it to Jimmy.

[Peyton]

No. My mom didn't allow roughhousing.

[Cam]

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, dude. People's moms that didn't allow roughhousing. It was the worst sleepover ever. What do you mean? We can't fake fight. That's how boys become men.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but I. But I became a man on my. On my stuffed animals. In many ways, we all have different ways of development.

[Cam]

If. Oh, I. I can't even say that. I cannot even say that.

[Peyton]

Why you think I'm a Texas longhorn?

[Cam]

You didn't even stuffed Bevo for about six years. How big was Bevo?

[Peyton]

How big was be top prize at a carnival? Horns.

[Cam]

You'd grab him right by the horns. You're sitting there doing the Texas theme song.

[Peyton]

No, but I'm. And I went too far to the point.

[Cam]

No kidding. You went too far.

[Peyton]

I wasn't. I was. I was about to be able to drive a car by myself. I was like, 14 when. And I'm not saying I did it as often. And let's be completely honest with each other here. I was doing it recreationally. Like, it was like I hit a crack. Like. Like I knew I should stop, but you ever go.

[Cam]

No, no, no.

[Peyton]

He would be looking at me, and I'll be like. And then, God forbid, you come home.

[Cam]

From varsity basketball practice. You're about to get in the shower. You peek out of the corner. You go, Bevo. You talking. You go, mom. Oh, she's not here, Preston. Oh, no. You're just sitting there sizing him up. You go in there.

[Peyton]

Dude.

[Cam]

There's no.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Way that you treated that. That was your. That was your first addiction, dude.

[Peyton]

And the worst part is having to clean yourself up before your parent. You hear your parents walk in.

[Cam]

You should go get up. You throw the dog. You run into the shower. It's cause. It's because. It's because I put. Like.

[Peyton]

We'd have these little Heinz ketchup Packages and I put them on my forehead.

[Cam]

You were unreal. Yeah, fake blood.

[Peyton]

And so. And then I would rip some shirts up a little bit because it was like a street fight. Like he caught me in the locker room before our match.

[Cam]

See that? Now that is like even to that extent you are imagining you're getting beaten up by a top shelf prize carnival Bevo in a street fight locker room.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I was literally just like, dude, I want to stone cold stone or somebody, but I don't have any money. I'm a dude on this bear. And I was like, I was never not Cameron. Yeah, I was myself. I was a 10 year old. I was in my parents living room. You were like, dude, I was literally in the south side of Brooklyn. Like I was walking down. No, dad, you'll never believe that. Bevo came up sideswipe me and it was a full blown brawl.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And I had to. And I was so imaginative. I would give Bevo a couple wins. He. I'd fall by pinfall, never submission, but I'd go down by pinfall.

[Cam]

Now no, I'll, I'll, I'll level with you there. I used to, I used to make the bear hold my leg up and I'd practice and I'm yelling it. So I am not only being pinned, I'm pinning myself and I'm the referee. I literally go one, two, kicks out. Now I'm Junior. Now I'm Junior. I'm the whole cast. I was Friday night smackdown. Oh my God, it's a slobber dog. Oh. Oh, there's no way. No, we need. No, we need like, like psychiatric help dog. We need. There needs to be a study of like kids that play that did that and like where are they now?

[Peyton]

Cuz we are we. One of them's right here.

[Cam]

Two of them right here. Holy. Oh my God. He kicked out. No one's ever kicked out after the rko. It's a slobber knocker. Oh, dude, no. Oh, no way. Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh no.

[Cam]

Oh my God. Oh, there's this tick. Oh my God. I didn't send it to you adhd. There's this Tik Tok account. So this guy, you know how you've definitely seen this? You know how a lot of people, they have like a, like a crazy movie wall or like a game wall, like a massive collection of movies.

[Peyton]

Oh yeah.

[Cam]

So they go on Tick Tock live. They have those little, the thing that gimbals. They have like a gimbal stand. So they're sitting there walking. Basically their Whole shtick is like, name a movie, I bet you I got it.

[Peyton]

Okay, so there's people on TikTok Live to show off the movie collection.

[Cam]

Show off. But it could be anything. But it's really big. It's like movies and games. People come in there. Like, you get a quick hit of nostalgia, like, oh, my God, my favorite. Get ratchet and clank. Whatever, whatever. He's like, oh, it's right here.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

And that's like, the whole thing. People send him gifts to skip the line.

[Peyton]

Right?

[Cam]

So this dude did it with his. His wrestling, right? Figures. Peyton, when I say this, if we would have had this as a kid. So this man had a ring, right? He had two people. No, four people in it. Like a little tag team he made. He had, like, cardboard cutouts of pictures of the crowd, right? Wrapped it.

[Peyton]

Oh, I seen him.

[Cam]

Yeah, he had. He made an entrance. Had a fog machine.

[Peyton]

So sick. He had two screens. Check his hard drives.

[Cam]

So he.

[Peyton]

That's all I gotta say about him.

[Cam]

No, for real, like, there. I've seen him.

[Peyton]

I've seen him.

[Cam]

You don't do that. You don't work at, like, O'Reilly's and.

[Peyton]

Then end up doing that.

[Cam]

But, bro, like, it is a whole production. Yeah, he'll search up their theme intro, like, video and song, play it on the screens. He'll walk him out. Yeah, people do. Like, who do you think's gonna win? Hits smoke machine, right? And then he has, like, at least a hundred other wrestlers that he sets ringside and puts them all in different. Like. Like, all of it. Dude, that is sick. You should know.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Cam]

That was my favorite thing to ever do.

[Peyton]

And I literally would. I like a heart. What I get was something small.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

It doesn't really matter. So I went to. I went to Best Buy this week. I got, like, a USB drive, like, literally this big of something, right? That's all I needed. I go to the counter, I pay for it. He goes, all right, here's your receipt. I go, can I get a bag with this? Can I get a bag with my USB drive? K. Rob looked at me like I was insane.

[Cam]

You are insane.

[Peyton]

So you weren't taught to get a bag with everything you purchase?

[Cam]

First off, the fact you were taught that is wicked in itself. And, no, it's. Why do I need a bag if something that can fit in my palm?

[Peyton]

None of y' all got taught this.

[Cam]

It's. It's.

[Peyton]

So. It looks like you're not stealing. My mom always made sure I got a bag.

[Cam]

Now, this could be a little different viewpoint. That might be. That might be. Might be a cultural thing. That could. That could.

[Peyton]

I don't know.

[Cam]

That might be a black thing. Let's just call spade a spade. My mom said, no, my mom didn't teach me about baggage. Anyway. She didn't say, oh, you need a bag.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Now that makes a little more sense.

[Peyton]

My mom.

[Cam]

I'm going to retract.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but I was.

[Cam]

I was never.

[Peyton]

No. My mom said, you got to get a bag and a receipt. It's like two fa.

[Cam]

You go, I got the bag. He's like, not good enough. You go. Receive goes, I don't give a. Y'. All.

[Peyton]

So you weren't taught that, bro.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Isn't that crazy how we got.

[Cam]

Is it. Is it honestly is absolutely wild that some of the, like, craziest things. Okay.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

If you were to drive a scooter or a bike to your friend's house, where do you leave it?

[Peyton]

My mom never let me do that. My mom had to drive me to my friend's house to see me go into that.

[Cam]

Oh, that's True. Your closest neighbors are serial killers. So it's not like you were riding a razor over to Cheyenne's house. She's gonna murk you with her son. Yeah, no, I. Okay, you didn't get to do that. If you were a kid.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Would you have left it on the sidewalk or bring it up to the door and like tuck it behind something?

[Peyton]

Sidewalk.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh. You're not painting a good picture, man. Wait, why? That is.

[Peyton]

Wait, so as a kid, if you drove a scooter to your friend's house, you're not supposed to leave it on the sidewalk?

[Cam]

Let's just say this. Me, right?

[Peyton]

White.

[Cam]

Yeah. I'm taking it to the door. I'm taking it to the door. I'm hiding in their bushes. You. You said, oh, I'm here. And then.

[Peyton]

No, I assume. I assume to say I'm more respectful. I'm not putting my metal driving device in your shrubs. You work hard. You manicured your lawn. I'm gonna leave it on the street.

[Cam]

Oh, David, didn't manicures line. It was not manicures.

[Peyton]

I didn't grow up in a trailer park.

[Cam]

Neither did I. My parents house now is where I grew up. But that's not a trailer. It's not a trailer park at all. None of that. Okay.

[Peyton]

Ooh.

[Cam]

Okay, now this is something we could reason on. Has nothing to do with white or black or anything.

[Peyton]

Is this like white or black? Like grow up differences. So you didn't get taught to get 2fa when you bought something? We had to.

[Cam]

Okay. When the street lights go off. First off. Were you allowed to play outside? Let's just start there. Yes, because at this point you couldn't rough house. You couldn't. You had to get bags of receipts. You couldn't drive to friend's house on a scooter.

[Peyton]

Yes, I always. I was always playing outside.

[Cam]

So when the street lights came off, did you immediately go home? Did you have to?

[Peyton]

No, I was. I wasn't able to see the street lights go off. I had to know when them bitches were going off and I better be home before they go off.

[Cam]

What does that even mean? I'm outside yet you can't see the street lights.

[Peyton]

If I'm outside and the street lights are off, I'm outside too long.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

I'm not supposed to see them go off. You're inside before those street lights go.

[Cam]

Off because it's dark.

[Peyton]

I can get taken. It's too late.

[Cam]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Peyton]

Whenever you were playing with your friends, you had a bunch of Your friends over at your house, were you allowed to play inside and outside?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no, boy, no.

[Cam]

Boy, no.

[Peyton]

Do you pick inside or outside?

[Cam]

Oh, we were. We were subbing in. Tag teaming?

[Peyton]

No, sir.

[Cam]

Dude, go sweat. Play some two on two basketball. We're gonna be in here on the gamecube.

[Peyton]

Oh, hell no. No, sir. Oh, yeah, no, sir.

[Cam]

Yeah, your mom said either y' all gonna stay clean or you're gonna be sweating.

[Peyton]

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. And oh my God. Did you ever have those little popsicle things you would have to cut, that would cut the corners of your mouth? Oh, what did. Where did you dispose. Did you just leave them out everywhere?

[Cam]

Hell no.

[Peyton]

Okay. That was a federal offense at my house. If she saw one of those I put.

[Cam]

Were your mom when you were growing.

[Peyton]

Up, drink after my mom.

[Cam]

My mom would always have a diet Dr. Pepper. They'd be sitting there. I would literally just walk in the room before even talking to her. She'd be like, hey, can I go play this game with David? I would take a drink from her all the time. If your mom.

[Peyton]

My parents cups were like a king and queen chalice. If I touched those, I'd be. Be handed dehanded. What is it called? But I did try that one time. I tried to drink. My parents drink. They were in their room, right? And this is. And I learned a lesson this day. I tried. And this is probably explains how I am now. Okay, I remember they're sitting in their bed, right? Watching a show. I walk in there and I had a thing and I was kind of like this in college. Remember I used to do this in college.

[Cam]

Tell me.

[Peyton]

I used to just finish off people's drinks at a house party.

[Cam]

Yes. Yeah, that is. That is so. Swear to God of how he lives now. Now he doesn't finish his drinks. Yeah, but if there was a drink, like a red Solo cup, some he was drinking dark. He looks in the cup, it's dark. He said, dude, it was like this.

[Peyton]

Thing or whenever the party's slowing down and because I was under 21 and I was trying to drink.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

So you. This is the most alcohol you have available to you?

[Cam]

It's the most lucrative scheme, boy. You leave a dude go lock that door. Wait, which door? He's like, they're all locked. And he walks out.

[Peyton]

No, but so I remember I walked into my parents room and my dad had a red solo cup there. And right next to it was a Coke can, right?

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

And so I was. I just walk in there and it was one of those days I was like, super hyper and I ran in there and I was like, ah, like, whatever. My hair is all wild. It smelled like. Hadn't brushed my teeth in a month. And so I remember I, like, grabbed my dad's cup and he was like, no, no, no. And I drank it, like, just shot it straight Crowning Coke.

[Cam]

Oh, straight.

[Peyton]

And when I say, like, I was like, almost ill. Yeah. How bad that tasted? Now, in my adult life, go to.

[Cam]

Go to beverage.

[Peyton]

But yeah, I used to do that, dude.

[Cam]

I used to. I used to take whatever I wanted from Meemaw boy.

[Peyton]

Well, she was. Oh, yeah. Impaired.

[Cam]

Oh, no. But I went through a small tyrant face.

[Peyton]

You stole from your blind and deaf grandma?

[Cam]

Well, I didn't steal from her, but she had a drink out.

[Peyton]

Did you ask?

[Cam]

No, that's. No, but I didn't finish the whole thing. I just go get whatever. Hell, that cheese looks good too. Oh, yeah. Your food's right here, Meemaw.

[Peyton]

Poor Meemaw. She probably had her portion. Now she's blind, deaf, and starving.

[Cam]

You got something? Oh, my God. This morning, I went to the gym. This morning before we came here. Brought all my stuff in the car and showered. After the gym, right? When I tell you at the gym.

[Peyton]

You shower at the gym. Yeah, I can't do that.

[Cam]

Why?

[Peyton]

Do you wear shower shoes?

[Cam]

Yes. Do you? They're in my car. But naked. It's a shower. Wait, why would I wear swim trunks?

[Peyton]

That's weird. That's. That's. That's like jumping the pool shirt off.

[Cam]

Yeah, it is. Butt naked.

[Peyton]

Are you Kaiser Net? Are you.

[Cam]

Are you live streaming? Sean, over here.

[Peyton]

You live in front of 100,000 people. Are you showering?

[Cam]

What's the DJ's name?

[Peyton]

Ksan.

[Cam]

Yeah, I said J. Sean, isn't Jason down, down, down.

[Peyton]

Funny enough, I stalked Jayshon's Instagram last week.

[Cam]

Why would you ever. I don't.

[Peyton]

Why? Oh, because C.J. was playing his music and I was like, what the. Is Jayshawn doing music?

[Cam]

Still doing music?

[Peyton]

I kind of. Yeah, I think he's doing well.

[Cam]

Okay. Did you say I think or I hope?

[Peyton]

I think.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

I think he's doing well.

[Cam]

Anyway, I'm showering. My phone is on loud and it's okay. So I didn't want to bring it the best way. There's like a little place you can put stuff that it's not in the shower. It's like a little shelf, kind of. So my phone's over there. Not in the shower with me. Didn't want to. My phone up. My wife calls me.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

My wife has a specific ringtone. It's Red Bone by Childish Gambino sang by a street performer in Vegas in MP4 format.

[Peyton]

You've had. This is like 2015.

[Cam]

Exactly. Very loud. Very, very one of a kind.

[Peyton]

Right?

[Cam]

Goes off full volume. Wanna make it right. But now it's too late. And I'm like, oh, God. And I'm showering and I kid you not, a locker room full of men. What the is that? They go, what the is that? And it's like some. There's like. I don't want to describe. There's like some grizzly dudes.

[Peyton]

No. Yeah. Big like bodybuilder.

[Cam]

Probably getting ready to go to like the fire station.

[Peyton]

Y.

[Cam]

Those type. Yeah. And they're just going, man, is that. And it's go. And it is. It's on full volume.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

It is very loud. And I cannot turn it off. And there's never been a moment in my Life where maybe 20, 25 seconds felt like two and a half minutes.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I'm sitting there just like, oh my God, like, turn off. And I was like, she's gonna call me back. She didn't. Thank God. So then it ends. They're still getting ready and I get out of the shower. Tell. I grabbed my phone like this, bro. I literally was like, I did not want them to see it. I said, oh, man. Wow. Then she calls again when it's in my hand and this. And it was just like two, like two seconds. You won. And I was like, oh. And they went. And they just looked at me and I was like, oh. And I just got ready.

[Peyton]

What is that?

[Cam]

So embarrassing.

[Peyton]

What is the etiquette for. For showering in a public gym? Is it wrong to play music out loud?

[Cam]

I would say yes, absolutely.

[Peyton]

I think that is absolutely acceptable.

[Cam]

No, sir.

[Peyton]

No. We're all showering together.

[Cam]

No, we're not, actually. Believe it or not, we're not. I am showering by myself. And these are good showers. These aren't little curtain ones. These are full blown bath.

[Peyton]

Oh, you go to. You go to rich people gym.

[Cam]

You go to the same gym. You go to the same gym. But yeah, it's a full blown door that locks.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Now I. I treated it like my home, though. I'm not gonna lie.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

I went in there, I cut the shower on, I got the water heating up nice. Hung my towel, I walked back.

[Peyton]

I feel like it's not a bad thing to play music in the shower at A public gym. I think if you have a respectable music taste.

[Cam]

Exactly. But. But then it defeats the point. Music is your own expression. You might play the Weeknd Fantastic to you. Us. Yeah. Those grizzly guys going ready to climb a building and put out a fire, Right. They might say, what the is that?

[Peyton]

If people can record themselves in the mirror in the gym, they can do all those. And I'm walking past looking like a Pillsbury Doughboy, you know, with my little X ray to meet. Walking through. I could play a little bit of the weekend in the shower.

[Cam]

Okay, but now what? How would you feel if the guy in the shower next to you has a bigger, better phone and it's playing. It's like heavy metal in the shower.

[Peyton]

I think I'm susceptible to enjoy anything.

[Cam]

That's not true.

[Peyton]

I swear to you, in the shower, I'll put. That's the only time I will flagrantly just put my music on shovel. I have like 20,000 songs. I'll put it on.

[Cam]

It is some about the water.

[Peyton]

I could vibe to anything. I can vibe to anything.

[Cam]

Oh, man.

[Peyton]

I have like three opera songs on my phone. I'll get through all 12 minutes. That song.

[Cam]

That is a opera.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I had an opera phase in college. Remember I used to film black and white videos? Yeah, I had a weird opera phase.

[Cam]

What the was. He would feel. He'd find one object, say it's this plant. He literally. He'd move. He'd move me out the way. He'd go from this angle, put a black and white filter on it and have opera music in the background. Just post on a story.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that was my thing for like two, three years. God, I loved it too.

[Cam]

You wanted to be mysterious. Oh, okay, now. Now this is something that is. This is something that is rude and disrespectful. Today, literally, maybe an hour ago, me and K. Rob were both taking a poop in the bathroom.

[Peyton]

Yeah, y' all take joint poops.

[Cam]

We took a joint poop. We tagged in, we said, hey, good luck, brother. We were talking, okay? Because we're the only people in here.

[Peyton]

So you're. You're in the office taking a poop.

[Cam]

In the office taking a poop. I'm in the last stall. Stall between us, empty. K, Rob. There's only three. A guy walks in and, you know, there's the double door. So we hear the first door, hear the second one, and I kid you not, immediately he goes, oh, man. He goes.

[Peyton]

Whoa, man.

[Cam]

Who the God? And he is violently, like, upset at the smell and now it raised two questions. And he. Bro, he hit it two more. He said, man, who the what? The door slammed, and he literally just left.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And I was like, holy.

[Peyton]

Hilarious.

[Cam]

But that caused two questions, right? One, that's. That's unacceptable. What he did.

[Peyton]

His behavior.

[Cam]

That. That behavior is un.

[Peyton]

I've smelled K. Rob's poo alone. I can't imagine combining with yours. He had a hundred percent valid reaction.

[Cam]

No, a valid reaction's fine. But you have gotten onto me for the same instant.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

You don't get to walk in to a public bathroom where it's a 50% chance the guy's either pissing or pooping. And you got two guys pooping. You don't get to go get a. Like, it's best you can.

[Peyton]

Courtesy flush.

[Cam]

No. Bite me. Courtesy flush? Hell no. So One. Unacceptable. Two, how did we not smell it? Now, here's the thing. We both said it wasn't even that bad.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You can poop by yourself.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And that's your own scent.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Right.

[Cam]

It's.

[Peyton]

It's your own primal.

[Cam]

Primal. Yeah. But why am I not getting K. Rob whiffs? And why is K. Rob not getting Cam whiffs? And it's making this melting pot of why are we not smelling this incident of dookie?

[Peyton]

Y', all, too, are. Are literally the most disgusting human beings.

[Cam]

That's not true.

[Peyton]

Like, y'. All.

[Cam]

Y'. All.

[Peyton]

Like, y' all view. Y' all view going number two as, like, going to an arcade. And you have the same amount of fun doing both.

[Cam]

You taking a. In public, like you're trying to break into Fort Knox.

[Peyton]

That is so invasive that y' all are the type of people to poop out a club. You know, clubs don't have bathroom stalls, so people don't do the coitus in there. Like, they don't have the doors on the stalls. Clubs you go into a lot of clubs don't have. A lot of clubs don't have stall doors.

[Cam]

Oh, wow.

[Peyton]

So people don't have. You would be the type in a club that has no door.

[Cam]

Now that. Now, if you want. If you want me to be honest.

[Peyton]

They got mints at the sink. Yeah.

[Cam]

Like, a guy's a real prick, too. I. Now, if the moment came, and I'm literally about to poop myself.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

I'm. I'm not.

[Peyton]

There's so places you should not. Funerals in clubs.

[Cam]

Now, I've never pooped to the dead. I've never pooped in the presence of a dead person. Never. Once. Now, that. That. That's. That's wicked. Yeah, that's a little strange. I don't think they have bathrooms at funerals.

[Peyton]

Yeah, well, it depends if you go to outdoor indoor funeral. I've seen a funeral with a porta potty, and I'm like, y' all don't have self control. I'm like, we can't mourn for 45 minutes.

[Cam]

There's a guy taking a. Hitting a big, gray, busted porta potty. They're doing the seven gun salute. It's like, hey, somebody bring a machine gun. I would. Now you. I think now I want y'.

[Peyton]

All.

[Cam]

I want you all to answer this. Yeah, I think it is more egregious how like, you almost. Pooping is like a deity. Did you. It's like you worship your poop. You're like, you can't do it around others.

[Peyton]

It is.

[Cam]

You can't do it. It's a. It's a poo. It's not what you ate.

[Peyton]

It's poop. It's etiquette. It's literally etiquette and respect for others. I literally. I. I care so much about how I am respected and how I respect others.

[Cam]

No, no, you don't get to say that second part. Don't you dare.

[Peyton]

I will not do that.

[Cam]

Mend the middle ground. No, it is about you.

[Peyton]

Yes, and you only. Yes, it is. Because. Because that's why.

[Cam]

No, you don't.

[Peyton]

Yes, because.

[Cam]

Debunk it.

[Peyton]

Whenever we go to Target and y', all. All. Y'. All. All y' all like to crop dust people, you're like, look like, look at that family of four. You'll just go past them and you're like. I'm like, dude, please do not do that.

[Cam]

No, no. Okay. You saying, please do not do that. That's fine. That's fact. You say, please don't do that. You don't give a. About Timmy, Janae and the parents. You say, please don't do that. Because I don't want them to turn around and see me with the crop dusting people. That's why you do it.

[Peyton]

No, it's not.

[Cam]

You don't give a. About that family. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Yes. Yes, I do, Peyton. I don't. That's why I don't holler in public.

[Cam]

No, no. That's the same reason. You don't care if you distract someone or you spook a little kid. You don't want to be seen as the hollering goof in public.

[Peyton]

No. That and because I respect people. Because I don't want people hollering or pooping when I'm around.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Cam]

Boy, if you pooped, be honest. Matter of fact, shake my hand. I'm going to say very, very black and white statement and you're going to either agree or disagree.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Truthfully?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

If you poop in a public bathroom, no one's in there, you're done pooping, you flush, you stand up to wash your hands, and a guy walks in and he goes. He looks you right in your eye. Is your first slash only thought, ah, I feel bad for this guy smelling my boo boo. Or is it I'm caught. What is it? Pee. Truthful, you don't give a about Thomas on his lunch break. Exactly.

[Peyton]

I went, yeah, I had a hard time peeing too. I had a hard time being too. It smells bad.

[Cam]

Yeah, exactly. Or blame it on some other guy. And that is proof you should know.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

Are you a part of the. Of the community? Are you part of the community that takes their shirt off when they go number two?

[Cam]

Now I have. I can honestly say I've never done it. I've never done that. And I've heard wicked stories.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

From you and from Olivia's brother.

[Peyton]

Dude, okay, look, my brother Growing up, and I think it's part of his, you know. No, no, it's my brother. I can say it. It's a part of his little. It's a part of his powers. He used to literally leave the pile.

[Cam]

Of his clothes and his shoes and.

[Peyton]

His socks outside the bathroom.

[Cam]

It would be.

[Peyton]

And that was a full outfit.

[Cam]

Ghost of Preston. It was a full.

[Peyton]

It was from the shoes to the socks to the shirt.

[Cam]

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Peyton]

I think I have, like, appendicitis. And then whenever he would be done, he would, like, stick one arm out the bathroom.

[Cam]

No way. He was like. No. Like a little cat. Like, he's like.

[Peyton]

You would see Press's big club just.

[Cam]

Yeah, yeah. It's not this either. It's. No.

[Peyton]

Yes. Oh, yeah. Okay. So I used to always make fun of him, bro. I'd be like, I used to always make fun of him, and I was never a part of the ilk that would take their clothes off when they pooped.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

The ilk isn't ilk. It's like a part of the tribe. I was never a part of the tribe or the community. I was never a part of the community that would take off their clothes when they went number two. I didn't believe in it. I was like, why are you doing that?

[Cam]

Never. Never, dog.

[Peyton]

I'm 26. I've started to do.

[Cam]

No way. That is a myth.

[Peyton]

No. I got to take my shirt off. I got to take my shirt off.

[Cam]

That's strange.

[Peyton]

I don't know why it feel like. So you are.

[Cam]

Is the. Okay, now you've only joined this membership, like, you've only had this membership for a couple months.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I'm still on the trial now.

[Cam]

You need to go ask to go to, like, find the faq. Find somebody like. Like a founding father.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

Is the premise that I don't want the poop smell to be on my garment?

[Peyton]

No, I don't care. Not that at all. It's like a. It's like you can't fully be free and release. You can't open up. And I'm tight backstage.

[Cam]

Can open up if I'm in a double thermal hoodie.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Why?

[Cam]

If I got a poop, it's coming out.

[Peyton]

Why do you think we were so close in college. I know that thing opens up.

[Cam]

You know, to this day. To this day. Fan accounts clip up stuff and that yellow post, little montages. I. I swear to God, One out of every four at the bottom is. Did Cam come out as mine?

[Peyton]

Yeah. No. No. On my Suggestion every time I tick tock is YSK cam coming out every time I click on it to keep it relevant.

[Cam]

No, I click on it. That does keep relevant. I always click on it to see if people are defending it. I click on it and then. No, it's not defend. But I'm saying. Not like.

[Peyton]

But you're not. In the truth.

[Cam]

Yeah. Not like the subject.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Okay. But. But dead ass. Like, I have to take it off because I can't. Like, it's like restricting.

[Cam]

Oh, it's not.

[Peyton]

I've never. I understand where you're coming from. No, I get it. I've been like you. I was there. But now. Now it's. It has to come off.

[Cam]

It's like.

[Peyton]

And then sometimes. And I wear big clothes. I wear big clothes.

[Cam]

How are they restricted? You know?

[Peyton]

Because. Because sometimes I can't see the. I can't see the bowl, and sometimes it will lay on the bowl and.

[Cam]

I'm like, I could never see the bowl.

[Peyton]

Well, that's just. That's a body.

[Cam]

My porcelain with. I sit down. That porcelain's gone.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

The only white I can see is right here.

[Peyton]

How far does it go down into the bowl?

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

How far does. How far does your man go down in the bowl when you sit down?

[Cam]

Quite understood that either. How do you sit on the toilet?

[Peyton]

Does that mean there's one way to sit on a toilet?

[Cam]

Yeah, but I don't. You're over here talking about. Oh, it's slapping the water. He's fishing in and out. He's diving for apple.

[Peyton]

One time I definitely. I definitely drained the toilet one time. It was like a snake. You know when you snake a drain, you floss A human drain. Snake, snake, drain. Pulled out. I pulled out old hairs and all that with it. Oh, no, I'm aware.

[Cam]

God. Okay.

[Peyton]

What do you mean, how do I sit on the toilet? I'm like this.

[Cam]

So you sit normal, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah, I'm. I'm knees. I'm elbows on knees.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Elbows cut straight to it.

[Cam]

You're in the water.

[Peyton]

No. No.

[Cam]

Okay, then. No.

[Peyton]

No. Okay. On a house built before 1994. Yes. Because those toilets are lifted a little. They're like. They're like the bowls up in the water. Yeah.

[Cam]

Goes higher. Yeah.

[Peyton]

And it depends if it's a morning. If I'm in the morning and I got to go number two, and I still got some work for, you know.

[Cam]

That'S where I know people put that thing in there now. You're weird. That is objectively where do you? I'm saying if you have a slight way. A 1/3 morning stiff.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, I never wake up 1/3. I'm either.

[Cam]

No, no, I'm saying you still have some.

[Peyton]

I have full mass.

[Cam]

No, you woke up and you were in the bed for two hours before you left. If you still got 1/3 full mass after 120 minutes, right. You go. If you are choosing to take fingers and push him into a palm. Oh, yeah. If you're choosing to use your arm and shove him down there.

[Peyton]

I'm like this.

[Cam]

Yeah, you go get in there. If you. That's what I'm saying. If you're choosing to push it into the water. Yeah, that is absolutely weird. Why?

[Peyton]

Where does it. Where else would it go up?

[Cam]

It just sits there.

[Peyton]

No, because sometimes you got a pee pee whenever you're doing that, and so you don't want it shooting up. So just in case.

[Cam]

If you're pissing.

[Peyton]

No, I do both at the same. I've never gotten one without the other when I'm sitting down. No, I've never. Just number two without number one now.

[Cam]

That's correct.

[Peyton]

So. Yeah, so I know a little. Even if it's a little dribble, Even if it's a little.

[Cam]

It's. It's clearing that blockage, that morning dew. That's such a real thing. I'll go to piss. And if I was. If I. If I was blind and deaf.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

The sincere. If I was Meemaw, I've been peeing for two whole seconds. There's no liquid out of me right now. And then it gets through that last little gate. It breaks that damage. It's like. Yeah. Oh, that's real. Is that like mucus for the. What is that?

[Peyton]

I'm sorry, brother. I'm sorry, brother.

[Cam]

No, but better help. Yeah. For real, you pee?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

First off, are you peeing and pooping at the same time?

[Peyton]

Oh, God, no.

[Cam]

At the. At the same time.

[Peyton]

Most of the time, yes.

[Cam]

That. That's. That is remarkable.

[Peyton]

A lot of the time now, recently since I've declosed, it's been. I'll warm up the bowl with some urine.

[Cam]

I'm opposite. What? I gas that first, then pee, then solids. Wow. I sit down. Hell K. Rob heard it. The second I sit down, it goes. It's like. It's like all the air.

[Peyton]

Yeah. That's another thing. If you're. If you're making loud butt noises in a public toilet, you're the worst person ever. You can control that and you're Trying to put on a show.

[Cam]

Performative dog. He literally. Today, during that thing, after, the guy goes, oh, God. And he left. K, Rob. We're sitting there, it's silent. He's listening to a video. I'm getting the video to load. And I. It's like two minutes into the poop. And Karab goes, oh. And I said, yeah, he'll narrate.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Cam]

And it is. That is. That is gross.

[Peyton]

All right, we gotta get off.

[Cam]

We gotta get off.

[Peyton]

We gotta get up, dude. Me and Cam, we. We had this debate, and we started this debate earlier this week or last week. Me and Cam started this debate. We're like, we have to wait until we're on the. On the podcast. We were. I don't know how it started, but I said, I don't think I can confidently name 40 people that I know first and last name. I do not think that is possible for most people like that you personally know. Cam said he thinks he can confidently write down 1,000 people's names that he knows first and last.

[Cam]

Now, there was caveats. I did not agree to first and last. I said. Because. I said, bro, because we're. Now, this might be a sign. When I was young, I used to think if I was held hostage and they said, you can't leave until you can name a thousand people, you know, I'd always had confidence that I could do it. There's no way that's where that stems from. Okay.

[Peyton]

No, we sound like there's no way. Where do you know a thousand people from?

[Cam]

From the experience of life. Grade school to middle school to high school to college to working to here, to all friends in between. That's what I'm saying. I know.

[Peyton]

I don't.

[Cam]

I don't go to their house and play checkers and rub their dog. We've had a conversation and I can remember your name.

[Peyton]

No, no, I can't confidently count to 1,000 without messing up.

[Cam]

That's. Now, that. That's simply a.

[Peyton]

You can't think how far it is from the number 50 to 784. See how long that is.

[Cam]

Strange gab, but that is. That is exactly a long. A lot. A lot.

[Peyton]

Think how many names that is.

[Cam]

That's a lot of people. I hear you.

[Peyton]

I will. I will. Where do you think right now? If I were to tell you to name 20 people.

[Cam]

So simple.

[Peyton]

Name 20 people right now.

[Cam]

Shakayla. Dae Dae. Gabe, Ivy, Zoe, Kenzie.

[Peyton]

The wicked start of names.

[Cam]

Nolan.

[Peyton]

Shakayla. Dae Dae.

[Cam]

Goose. Oh, oh. Don't. Don't you. Don't you do that to me. Shakayla, Gabe. Dae dae nae nae. What the fuck, people? Zoe, Annabelle, Brinley. It's so.

[Peyton]

Keep going.

[Cam]

Okay, Nolan, Other. Kenzie. Kenzie, B. Kerry, Danny. Why am I blanking on his name? I'm seeing. Oh. Wesley. Wesley, Stella, Adam, Casey, Heather. Heather, Olivia, Malachi. Don't want to count those because those are my family. Arnita, Mark.

[Peyton]

All the people he just named are his family. How simple was all the people you name? Okay, so that's 20 if it's people that are not in your family.

[Cam]

People that are not in my family.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Peyton, K. Rob, Pierce, Dariel, cj, Ryan, Danny, Sydney, Tony, Angel, Lexi. What is it? Frank, Noel, Melinda.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Why did I skip that thing? Sanjin, Diego, Mariana, Maria, Keyshawn, Javante.

[Peyton]

He just gave you four. Why are you participating? I only.

[Cam]

I only heard Diego. I only heard Diego. So that's another 20. That's 40 people.

[Peyton]

Okay, if you didn't.

[Cam]

That's without me sitting down with the phone. That's without me thinking, without me having time. That's 40 people already.

[Peyton]

That was. That was a struggle for you. The 20. You have to get help. You know how long. You know how many a thousand is?

[Cam]

Cam, bro, I'm telling.

[Peyton]

A thousand. And I venture to say you're just starting to name names that you've heard of before.

[Cam]

No, every single person right there. I could.

[Peyton]

I could show you a picture.

[Cam]

Every single person.

[Peyton]

That's why you have to do first and last. Because I think you could just start naming names.

[Cam]

No, but if. Now if I could. The last name. The only reason I'm saying I would struggle with that is because recently, in the last recent years, and we've both agreed to this. It is. It's harder to remember names. Yeah, but that's not. That's what I'm saying. People I know. I might struggle with your last name. I might forget it for a random second. Yeah, I know your first name. I don't. I don't.

[Peyton]

I don't.

[Cam]

I've known you for 10 years.

[Peyton]

If I go just first names, I can just list any first name I've ever heard.

[Cam]

No fair. And you.

[Peyton]

Okay, but if I do, how could I prove it? Well, that's. That's also a great point. I think it's an honor system.

[Cam]

Yeah, exactly.

[Peyton]

A lie detector test strapped to you.

[Cam]

That's fine.

[Peyton]

That's how we have to go about it. There's just no way I can't even.

[Cam]

Imagine seeing a thousand people now here, now here's.

[Peyton]

That's like going to our live shows and naming every single person.

[Cam]

Bro. I can so many people fill a live show, a live show capacity with people that I know.

[Peyton]

I, I, I would again, I would venture to say majority of people in the world can't name a thousand people first and last name that they've had actual interactions with.

[Cam]

That's like four caveats. And I would probably go with you. Yes. You being a naturally introvert. What do you always say? I am extrovert. Super extrovert. Talk to anyone annoying. Talk too much.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Through that annoyingness of talking all the time, bro, there's been a lot. I've talked to a lot of conversations. I'm telling you, I could do it.

[Peyton]

That's it would be hard.

[Cam]

It would take a long time.

[Peyton]

Man versus a thousand people.

[Cam]

That's the title.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Man versus a thousand people. It would take. Now I'm not gonna sit here in front. It would take a while.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And I definitely get like really stuck, bro. Basketball teams. I just going to the gym. I only don't think through people.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I just, I'm just saying I don't think that I would be able to do it.

[Cam]

How many people did you graduate with?

[Peyton]

800? 900.

[Cam]

Now imagine I knew four of them. Exactly. Because you were who you were. And that's my graduating was like 400 something. 500.

[Peyton]

Trailer Park School.

[Cam]

I was involved in multiple things. I was involved in multiple things. New majority of all those people because I've grown up with them.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Dude, can we talk about and all that stuff?

[Peyton]

Yeah, well, we'll see. I want to see if people in the comments what they think. If they get. If they think it's easy to name a thousand people they know first and last name out.

[Cam]

I would know. Hell no. Go for 20 right now. Go for 20 people.

[Peyton]

Can I be related to them?

[Cam]

20 non families just like I did 20 non family people.

[Peyton]

Cam, CJ, Dariel, K. Rob, Pierce, Javante, Ashlyn, Liv, Diego. Why does I want to say my dog's name? Mike, Lisa. I don't think I could do it.

[Cam]

Yes, you can.

[Peyton]

I don't, I don't think I know. I don't know that many people.

[Cam]

Second you feel a little bit of oh, I'm gonna failure. It's like, ah, I can't do it. You literally thought you could easily get it.

[Peyton]

Okay, how about we do this on Patreon? We always sit me and you sit down that's just write down a thousand names. I don't want to do that. Oh, no, we're not. No, no, no.

[Cam]

Let's set a reasonable timer and then see who can put more names.

[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

Now on to the rest of the episode, the you should know podcast.

[Cam]

All right, I have something for you that I. I hope to God you have not done this or experienced it. Okay, so I heard a story about this guy. He went on a date and it was. He described it as the opposite of catfishing. He said he showed up and the girl was way too attractive. Oh, way, way more than what she looked like or what she perceived to be.

[Peyton]

She was. She looked better than. She looked better than she did on the picture.

[Cam]

Yes. He said, like, levels better.

[Peyton]

Oh, God.

[Cam]

He said it was so bad that he was. He wasn't. His right mindset. He literally opened the door for her at the date. And then said, thank you. So whatever this phrase would be. First off, what would you. What would you name that? The opposite of catfishing.

[Peyton]

Oh, it'd be like bass.

[Cam]

Bass fishing.

[Peyton]

Bass fishing.

[Cam]

Bass fishing. She wasn't cat. She was bass fishing. Have you been bass fished or have you. Not knowingly, but from someone's reaction, been the bass fish themselves.

[Peyton]

I've had so many people. Not anymore. Because I. I've let myself go.

[Cam]

No, you haven't.

[Peyton]

I, like, in my prime, like, college prime, every time I would be around somebody, they'd be like, wow, you look a lot better than you do in your pictures. Like, you don't do yourself justice in the pictures. And honestly, that would make me feel confident going out in public.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

But anytime I posted something, I'd be like.

[Cam]

Or just like, weird, cryptic, like.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Conversations they're hearing through other people. Like, oh, Peyton said he's posting more black and white videos with opera music.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And then you walk into the room. Tall, dark, handsome. You're just, like, swaggy on top of that.

[Peyton]

I. Personality fish a lot. Like, a lot of people think, like, I'm, like, a lot, like, growing up, like, college, like, early adulthood, a lot of people thought I was gonna be, like, cool when they met me. Like, like, the pain's gonna be sick. And they're like, dude, why is he just sitting in that corner?

[Cam]

You go, he's in the corner. He's eating four bags of Baked Lays, and he won't turn Eminem off. Like.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's it. I answered your question. So follow up.

[Cam]

Yes, but I'm not done with that. I would agree. I would agree on the part that you. You could be this bass fish. Okay, but do you think present day, Right? Do you think present day, you could bat. Okay, let's say you were trying to bash bass fish somebody. You could have picked any other name. Bass fish, catfish. If you were trying to. But you were trying to be weird in the messages.

[Peyton]

You play opposite of catfish.

[Cam]

Opposite cat. Yeah. If you were trying to opposite of catfishing someone, do you think you could successfully do it? So you're trying to be overly weird, annoying, unattractive.

[Peyton]

That's my bag.

[Cam]

See? And that's why I had to ask this.

[Peyton]

That's my bag.

[Cam]

That. Why do you do that?

[Peyton]

Because I want. If you like me whenever I'm, like, weird. Because that is me being weird and, like, whatever. But I do have a savage type of. Like, I can be romantic and nice and savant.

[Cam]

Now, why would you not lead with the a Savant.

[Peyton]

Because it only goes downhill from there, baby girl. It's only gonna disappoint you because why didn't. Once I start picking this in front of you, right? Once you see me go three weeks without brushing a teeth, what are you gonna do?

[Cam]

Once you take a bad sip of some diet Coke, you just.

[Peyton]

Yeah, right on your wood. First time you see me, no shower, no haircut. If you like me, then wait till I get this fresh.

[Cam]

That is so you. You completely pissed on the concept of first impression. You don't think it matters.

[Peyton]

And I think. I think, why would you lead with.

[Cam]

Your worst foot forward and then try to clean up afterwards?

[Peyton]

In my current situation, like, the first few days, I was like, this is the worst version of me. I told her that, like, four times. And you're currently getting the worst version of me. It's only gonna get better. This is bad.

[Cam]

That. I. I think. I think you are wrong. I think that is an objectively wrong take. It's. It makes sense. You can make it make sense. I think you should be presentable. You should be nice. You should be charming. You should.

[Peyton]

I am nice. No, I just go super. I go, so. No, I go just super. Like, I'm like how I normally am in my real life. I'm dirt. Like, I'm a little, like, grimy. Like, I don't shower all the time. Like, my might stink, you know? I mean, I might. Dude, I don't know what it is. It's like a low iron thing, I think.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Dude, I want to try something on you or do you have more.

[Cam]

No, I was just gonna say, have you ever been opposite of caffeine?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

From a woman? Oh, like, have you?

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no. I've been real catfish. Y' all are all there for that one. Not you.

[Cam]

Don't do. Don't do the little whistles. Don't do the bot whistles. You say, hey, how's it. Who the.

[Peyton]

Y. There you go, Pete. There you go, Pete. N. He gonna stay with you. He got you. He gonna be with you. We're gonna go get food. Y' all stay right there. I lose. Like this.

[Cam]

Oh, no, that.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, that was bad. No, no, that should be legal. That's your sheets.

[Cam]

Dry. Your sheet. How's that happen?

[Peyton]

How do you look so different? Your sheets are wet. Why are your sheets wet? You air drying them in your bed? Well, your sheets wet. Man, I can't get a good lunch rest.

[Cam]

Ow. Ow.

[Peyton]

I'd rather slept on the balcony.

[Cam]

Oh, no, that Was. That is. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I literally was like this.

[Cam]

And then.

[Peyton]

Touch me. Oh, my God. And y'.

[Cam]

All.

[Peyton]

I come out the next morning, like, I'm like. I'm like. Like this.

[Cam]

Like. And y' all go.

[Peyton]

Oh, dude. Oh, man. That is not me, dude. No, no, no. That. No, no. I've never really gotten off my chest. Oh, y' all are some bad friends for that.

[Cam]

No, that. That is like a classic. Like, all the friends hold one of.

[Peyton]

The friends story till 6 a. I couldn't sleep. I was like this. Who is this? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

Get off. You don't touch me. Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

Don't touch me. Anyway, I got a game for you. Oh, I got a game for you. Okay. We all know that since you become a dad, you've turned into the ultimate unk status.

[Cam]

Oh, God, yes.

[Peyton]

You know nothing about what's going on currently.

[Cam]

That's. That's fair. Now I take God.

[Peyton]

I've came across this TikTok account that breaks down and explains current, like, middle school, like, brain rot terms.

[Cam]

Oh, God. Okay.

[Peyton]

And it's so. It's helping adults and parents understand what their kids are saying.

[Cam]

Okay, bet.

[Peyton]

Now that you're a dad, I want to test you and see if you know these brain rot or middle school word explanations, sayings, words.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

So I'm defining the brain rot.

[Peyton]

Yes. Define this. Brain rot. Right. We're gonna start off easy.

[Cam]

Merriam Webster. Here we go.

[Peyton]

What does the saying or word chopped mean?

[Cam]

Chopped. It's cooked bad. Doesn't look good. It's chopped.

[Peyton]

There we go. There we go.

[Cam]

Oh, God. That's easy. We're gonna be. Yeah. Okay.

[Peyton]

And then we're gonna get. That's a good. That's a good point. We're using a chopped in a sentence now.

[Cam]

I turned the corner and there she was. She was chopped. Why did I make it? That was like a textbook. Like. No, that. That fit is chopped. Go.

[Peyton]

Okay. There you go. Good.

[Cam]

Oh, this is bad. This is gonna be bad. This is gonna be bad.

[Peyton]

Cindy.

[Cam]

Cindy.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

And we're not talking about a girl. It's not a. It's not a human being named Cindy. Like Cindy Lou Who?

[Peyton]

No. S, E, N, D, Y. Cindy.

[Cam]

Cindy. Ah, this is gonna go off on a limb. It's like a cool way to be. Like, yo, like, send it. Like, hit me with that. Cindy. Like. Like, Cindy. What's this? Hey, dog, I did not do the homework. I was grinding for 2k last night. Cindy, I need. I need the answer. Cindy, what's this. Okay, wait, wait. Do we want to tell me at the end or at the. No, no, you can tell me.

[Peyton]

Okay. Okay. Cindy.

[Cam]

Cindy. S, E, N, D. Yes.

[Peyton]

And it's more of an action thing, too.

[Cam]

Send me that. Like, yo, send me that. It just dropped that. What you said. It's more of an action. Cindy. Like, that's the action of Cindy. Cindy.

[Peyton]

What's the action of Cindy?

[Cam]

Make it Cindy. That is Cindy.

[Peyton]

In my mind, Cindy is like, full sending something. It's like the abbreviated term the kids are using now. And so. But the kids now will do anything to make it Cindy. Right? They'll get their homework in, like, shotgun it. They'll get, like, a taco, and shotgun they're getting Cindy.

[Cam]

Oh, this is. No, this is a double layer bag. You said full sin. I thought you meant shipping it. I didn't know you're meaning shotgun.

[Peyton]

Wait, what did you think it was?

[Cam]

I thought when you say full sin, like, we're sending out there. Like we're putting it out there for positive vibes, good affirmations. We're sending it. And then you said, like, they'll take their homework and Cindy. So they're shotgunning pencil sharpeners.

[Peyton]

Yes. Like, stuff like that. They're not actually ingesting, but just the action of it.

[Cam]

Cindy.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Oh, that's. Oh, this is gonna be bad. Holy. I thought I was like Cindy. At first. I thought it was an abbreviation for send. The address. Send. Addie, Drop the ad. Cindy.

[Peyton]

Okay, the next one. It's not bad. But you're you. You really. You just aged 20 years. I know. You're like, Cindy. This is the action of Cindy Palpatine. Now, I don't know if I'm pronouncing this right. C.J. will correct me. Saibal.

[Cam]

Saibal or Saibao. Saibal. Yeah, whatever it is, Saibal, shut your up.

[Peyton]

There we go.

[Cam]

That one. I know. That one. I know. Using the sentence, sigh, bow before I take care of you. That was so bad.

[Peyton]

You could have ended.

[Cam]

Shut your up before I take care of you. I can't remove the deadness. Like, I'm still a dad.

[Peyton]

You could have ended on such a high note.

[Cam]

Everybody clapped.

[Peyton]

Everybody was proud of you. And then you just go, stop it.

[Cam]

Yeah, stop, sigh, bow. Before I do something about it. That is. Oh, God. Okay, okay. I had two for three.

[Peyton]

Now this is deep.

[Cam]

Deep.

[Peyton]

And I had to investigate this one.

[Cam]

That's good.

[Peyton]

And I got into a weird side of TikTok finding this one.

[Cam]

Give me some hard ones. Here we go.

[Peyton]

My mother ate fries.

[Cam]

The Was that. That's it. That's it. They say that. It's a whole sentence. My mother ate fries. That has a meaning to it. Besides English.

[Peyton]

What is the. What's the meme? My mother ate fries. A bunch of kids are going around saying, my mother ate fries.

[Cam]

I have no clue. My mother ate fries.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Our comments on this are gonna be so brain rotten.

[Cam]

My mother ate fries. Maybe she. She. She took, like. She ate fries. Fries are bad food. She took. My mother ate fries.

[Peyton]

Tanya ate slices.

[Cam]

Who the. What is this? Sounds like it's all from a book. Tanya ate slices. Who's Tanya? Slices of what? And this has a. Actually, this has, like a street meaning. Like, I could walk up to a 10th grader and be like, tanya ate slices.

[Peyton]

He'd probably be the coolest ever.

[Cam]

No, no.

[Peyton]

My mother ate fries and Tanya slices. Yeah.

[Cam]

What is that? What? There's no meaning.

[Peyton]

Basically, it's a cut scene from Everybody Hates Chris. And you know how. And Everybody hates Chris. Chris Rock would voice over, like, the cutscenes. And there's a scene where his mom's, like, stuffing fries in a car. And he goes, my mother ate fries. And she's going like this. And then right after that, he goes, tanya eat slices. And she's like, behind a stairwell, like, eating a pizza. And they just like, basically pitch the audio up, deep fry the out the video and just like blare it over and over. And they put it over everything.

[Cam]

So it's like my mood. Fries. Toye slices. Okay, so that's no different than like. I don't want to speak for my counterpart. I don't want to speak like. It's just like a. It's a yin and yang thing. You need a secondary. Yeah, well, you know, no one's saying about themselves if there's a kid. If there's a kid right now in a local junior high walking around going, my mother ate fries. Tanya ate slices. Like, put that kid in ISS right now. You're such a dad. Oh, my God, that is stupid.

[Peyton]

Okay, last one, because I want you to end on a win.

[Cam]

No, no, no. Okay, go.

[Peyton]

This last one. Six, seven. What is that?

[Cam]

Six, seven is the. From the song. What's his name? I think it's Skrillex.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Something like that.

[Peyton]

Skrilla. Skrillex is a. Is a teacher.

[Cam]

No, I think that's his name as well, though. I think his name is Skrillex as well.

[Peyton]

I thought it was Skrilla.

[Cam]

It might be Skrilla. Yeah. O okay. Six, seven. Is six, seven. I go strip, dip, knock down, and he died. Six, seven. I gave you more than you asked for.

[Peyton]

This is disgusting.

[Cam]

I think that's it. Now, the meaning. It's. It's got to be the. The fry slices, whatever that is.

[Peyton]

The.

[Cam]

There's no. There's not. There's not a definition of it. It's just. They just say it.

[Peyton]

Now. Anytime that chronologically, it's. You're 86, seven.

[Cam]

I would be the teacher. Yeah. It goes number six, and they're all at the edge of their seat. I go number eight. I'm skipping that. You don't get it. We're not doing that.

[Peyton]

The amount of hate you just had in your eyes, I want you to give the camera.

[Cam]

I said number six. They're sitting there. Oh, And I go number eight. And I am skipping that. I would never. It would. I would wake up with the goal of I'm going to try my hardest to never say six, seven.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And if I complete it, I would. I'd go to bed as an adult, happy.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

That I did not give them what they were.

[Peyton]

Do we have fan edits of us? Because we've talked to people and, like, they've been recording and they've asked us, like, hey, how tall are you? And we're six, seven.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

And I'll go six, seven, and they'll go.

[Cam]

Shrap.

[Peyton]

Don't.

[Cam]

They don't need some belt grade to his behind. Like, if it's.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Okay. But I knew we had booking.com in our pocket, right? Booking.com has everything you need. You know what our job is on camera. Say I needed to get some selfies off, right? So I wanted a place that had aesthetically pleasing walls and lighting. I could find that on booking.com. or if I don't want kids around me because I'm an adult, booking.com help me filter that out, too.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Hey. Hey. Hey. Oh, man.

[Peyton]

No. We were at the weekend concert, and I was at the bar and this kid came up. He wasn't a kid, actually. This guy came up. That is.

[Cam]

Oh, I'm so sorry. To derail that genuinely is one of my favorite things you do when you go off and you start talking so quick and you mess something up and you immediately fix it yourself and strike it down. That is gold. I. I mean, there's nothing you do that I love more than that.

[Peyton]

I do that.

[Cam]

We were at the bar and this kid came up to us. Wasn't a kid. Actually was a full blown man. Like, I. Oh, my God. And I don't even think you realize it. I went to the gym last Tuesday. Wasn't last week, but I went. It is. It is the best.

[Peyton]

Do that.

[Cam]

Oh, my. Oh. Oh.

[Peyton]

Can somebody make a compilation of me doing that? Because I don't believe it.

[Cam]

I argue. There's one. An episode. 100. 100. CJ was in his room the other night editing. Well, he wasn't editing, but he was like. And it's just. It's that quick. It's like your. Your brain's going so fast.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

But then you catch the. So you.

[Peyton]

Dude, I'm getting on Adderall. Dude, I'm doing it.

[Cam]

Are you?

[Peyton]

Sounds like you're already on one. No, but. So.

[Cam]

Oh, no. Oh, I broke him. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry. Oh, shades are going on. I'm sorry.

[Peyton]

No, we're at the weekend concert. I was at the bar, and this guy comes up and he's like a fan. And he was like, oh, can I get a picture? So, yeah, bro, of course. And he goes, you're a lot taller than it seems on the podcast, which we always get. He goes, how tall are you? And I go, six, seven. And he goes, oh, six, seven. The had a cocktail in his hand. No. Yeah, I almost hit him.

[Cam]

He is a. That is what you call a super duper senior. Yeah, that guy is. I mean, he's still invested in high school. He still wears his letterman.

[Peyton]

Dude. I went back to my hometown and I saw a kid that I. I'm 26. I graduated in high school in 2017. I saw a guy I went to high school with walk into a high school football game in a letterman.

[Cam]

He didn't play football there either. He's not on the coaching staff. It's younger sibling. We're gonna chalk it up his younger sibling because I was that guy two weeks ago. I was walking to a house.

[Peyton]

You were. You were. Your letterman.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no, no. That's his siblings letterman. That's what I'm getting at.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no, no. It said 2017 on it.

[Cam]

Guys. A creep. Guys. Chalk that up.

[Peyton]

I was gonna wear my letter into our hometown show in Austin, but I couldn't find it because I'm a regular adult.

[Cam]

Yeah, no, I don't know. I don't know where mine is. And I only lettered once, which that's not true, but I'm saying I could.

[Peyton]

Only afford the jacket once.

[Cam]

No, no. Oh, no. You just unlocked. Let's talk about the people that treat the letterman like it's a keepsake closet. And you're putting every thing your parents want to buy on the jacket. You're not going to wear it in two years.

[Peyton]

Are you talking about the patches?

[Cam]

Oh, I mean, patched from head to. It looks like a sewing shop now. You can't.

[Peyton]

You can't do that. You cannot do that.

[Cam]

Yes, I can.

[Peyton]

If you earn the patches, you wear the patches.

[Cam]

How many kids went out of their way to do something just to get the patch? That's a fact. Me. Exactly. Oh. Oh, my God. You're a loser, dude.

[Peyton]

I If now I didn't have to. Actually, we still had to pay for the patches. If you earned it.

[Cam]

Exactly.

[Peyton]

And so I was like, you could just pay for these patches. I wanted a theater patch. I had. Like, there was a bunch of different. Like, I wanted all the clubs on my. And I asked my mom, and she said no.

[Cam]

See, but if it wasn't up for her mother, right?

[Peyton]

I would do it, though, if you.

[Cam]

Now hear me out, right? You did theater and you did basketball from seventh grade all the way up. Get those patches. You're in cheer, right? 10th grade rolls around. You made varsity. Congrats. I'm sure you'll be a universal champion when you hit AAU cheer. Everyone is.

[Peyton]

Everybody that's done. Cheers is a champion.

[Cam]

Every cheerleader I've ever met won worlds.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They all that same banner and that little microphone trophy. Holy. Somebody's gonna screenshot that.

[Cam]

I know that's gonna go.

[Peyton]

I Mean, at some point.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. How many world champion basketball players do we know? Oh, my God. Every. Oh, my God. I'm the world champion. Who You're. I won nationals four years in a row.

[Peyton]

I'm like, how many nations do we have?

[Cam]

Yeah. In what countries? Beckistan. When'd you get home? You know. No, I know a whole. I know a girl in my hometown that's better than you, and she won it as well. And you weren't on the same team.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Anyway.

[Peyton]

Yeah, there's. Oh, man. One of the girls that was one of those champions. She was one of the ones that would wear a knee brace through school all the time with over the jeans.

[Cam]

Oh, oh, oh. You said.

[Peyton]

You didn't win.

[Cam]

What about. What about the.

[Peyton]

We're really being. No, we are.

[Cam]

But it's funny.

[Peyton]

It's funny.

[Cam]

And once these people. Everyone hits a phase.

[Peyton]

We hit a phase.

[Cam]

Everyone hits a phase where you mature and you realize, oh, that that was.

[Peyton]

I tried to break my arm a lot. So I'm in this. So I'm in the. Cuz. I always wanted somebody to sign my cast so I felt like I was loved because no one would sign my earbud. Then I'll doodle on it. Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, no one signed your yearbook? No.

[Peyton]

Why did.

[Cam]

You just said you knew four people out of nine?

[Peyton]

Yeah, my basketball friends. Like, my point guard would sign it. Be like, appreciate the screens, big man. But like. And I would try to get other people to. And they just put in my book. You had. Now, now, now. This might be the only I had on my earbud. Cam.

[Cam]

It's like, Jonah Super Bad Dog. Do you know. Okay, this might be the gross but.

[Peyton]

Fake numbers in there, too.

[Cam]

This might be the only time in my life that I have out, like, better done with the. The women than you. You had. You had guys. You had the dogs sign your ear.

[Peyton]

Yeah, bro, I don't know what summer. Be safe during the summer. Crazy world. Are you talking about? Hell, yeah. I gotta get my dog signature one more time just in case something happens. We're deep in the streets, but your.

[Cam]

Point guard, that odds are you will spend time with through the summer, if not play AAU together. Dude, Cam signed your yearbook when you're going to be back in school with him in three months.

[Peyton]

You didn't have your bro sign the yearbook.

[Cam]

Straight females with some. Okay, but they did. I was never like, dude, Tony, hit it. I never did that.

[Peyton]

Well, first of all. First of all, I was always the guy. Like, I never. I Never brought my yearbook to people. You were an attention. No, you were like, oh, Cam. Yes, you were. You were going around.

[Cam]

No, that's a dis.

[Peyton]

You're like. You're like. And you're an avid. And hall monitor and Rachel. And Rachel's challenge and pre police academy. You're like, I'm gonna be a cop. I'm like, I rest them all. You're like, see you later, Tyrese. Like, that was you in school. I was like this. I would sit down when it was yearbook signing time. I would sit down and the only people that signed my yearbook were the people that came up to me. Now they wouldn't. But that made me. It made more important. I wasn't asking and soliciting like you. You were a door to door salesman on your yearbook.

[Cam]

I was a door to door salesman because I. Everybody was. How did. First off, I find that hard to believe. When Yalls yearbooks dropped, it wasn't like the rave of the school. Yes, bro. Everyone would. Everyone buy them, go straight through, see all the stuff. And then toward the end of the year, bro, you gotta sign the sign. Yeah. So you were just sitting there weird stinky kitten.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't get people to. I couldn't go to people and ask them to sign. I could not. I would sit there with it open on the signing page.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, that's worse.

[Peyton]

That's not bad.

[Cam]

Oh my God. You're like the roundup option at Panda. Oh my God. Oh, it's here. If you want, sir, if you want.

[Peyton]

Take a tipping off. Yeah, you turn the iPad.

[Cam]

You're fake doing work.

[Peyton]

You're like, yeah.

[Cam]

Oh God, that's worse.

[Peyton]

Dude, you saw the video that went viral of my me graduating high school. I was sitting alone in my high school graduation. I was. I was a collegiate athlete. I was the best collegiate athlete in that school.

[Cam]

Like that.

[Peyton]

I was the only one on a basketball scholarship in that school. Only one. Dude, I sat alone.

[Cam]

I think there is another layer of you that no one knows.

[Peyton]

I'm low. I'm scared. Scared. I don't know how to do it. I'm faking it.

[Cam]

Every day.

[Peyton]

Every high and hello is hard.

[Cam]

Oh, I know. You've been real scarce for them too. You've been mean to me. No. Hey, did you note super quick side note? Currency in itself is not real. I just want. I wanted to bring this to you to see what your thoughts were. The only reason dollars have values because we as a. As a society, we put value on that Dollar. It is literal paper. Yeah, yeah, okay, I agree. It's not backed by gold anymore. There's not actual gold, but it could. Currency, could be anything.

[Peyton]

Yes. That's like a barter system.

[Cam]

Exactly.

[Peyton]

Ever been a Burning Man?

[Cam]

Yeah. No. Oh, I saw the. Dude, that thing looked. That looked a little.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I don't go to Burning Man. You know, you can't buy food out there.

[Cam]

You can't buy food. You sit in a desert.

[Peyton]

No, you can't buy food. It's like you. It's like a barter system. Like, there will be one guy that makes like a thousand pancakes. You got to give him some shillings.

[Cam]

Now, now. Honestly, tell me.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

I don't want to do that.

[Cam]

Why? Is a barter system not.

[Peyton]

No, I want my things. And I'll pay you for your things.

[Cam]

How about you find someone that wants you?

[Peyton]

I don't want you to have my.

[Cam]

But the beauty is. Beauty's an eye of the beholder at that point.

[Peyton]

A lot of ugly.

[Cam]

Exactly. But you could have some $250 eggs. If you get a chicken and no one else has chickens in a 10 mile radius, your eggs don't gotta be $6 for a dozen dip be 60 a pop. You want a little egg McMuffin? Throw me three twenties. Or throw me. Throw me some of your bricks. Whatever you want.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Now we're starting to go to different sides of the aisle here.

[Cam]

Where would you go?

[Peyton]

I just want to pay money. Oh, where would you pay money? No, I'm just saying you were. Dude, now it's going to like how we want to. How the world to function. I don't believe in a barter. Says I want. I want to pay.

[Cam]

I'm saying I see the functionality in a barter.

[Peyton]

I don't. Get us out of your cam.

[Cam]

Appreciate each and every.

[Peyton]

Oh, pop that knee. Get it out of there.

[Cam]

Oh, it can't hold on.

[Peyton]

Just get us out of here and then we'll worry about this. There we go.

[Cam]

There we go. Appreciate each and every single one of y'.

[Peyton]

All.

[Cam]

Come back. Episode 183, you should know podcast, we absolutely love y'. All. Top link right there in description is the Patreon, the Koala Club, the amazing family over there. So much bonus content each and every single week. And you get hints and the first of anything going on. If something's happening, Koala club knows it first. If something's dropping, Koala club gets it first. All over there in the Patreon. Click that link right there. Patreon.com you should know podcast. But in the comments on this video, on Facebook, on Tick Tock, on Instagram, everywhere. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. Prove to us you're a real one by leaving two fa.

[Peyton]

Two factor authentication. Do you get a bag and a receipt?

[Cam]

That's still so crazy. Leave 2fa all over the place in the comments. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. We love y'.

[Peyton]

All.

[Cam]

We'll see you next time.

[Peyton]

Remember when I took wall bears all made home to Christmas and we'll see ya next time.

[Cam]

Yeah. No, no. Hell no. It's in my hand. I don't need a bag or receipt. I bought this. Prove I didn't.