SPICY TACO BELL BURGER PRANK! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast

Episode: SPICY TACO BELL BURGER PRANK!

Hosts: Peyton Hardin ("Pete") & Cameron Kennedy ("Cam")

Date: December 8, 2025
Episode: 194

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Episode Overview

This episode epitomizes the lively, irreverent camaraderie between podcast hosts Peyton and Cameron. The duo brings listeners along for a typical wild ride: from riffing on college memories and financial struggles to an extended riff about processed foods and a hilarious, escalating hot sauce prank. The main highlight is the much-teased "Taco Bell Burger" prank, where Peyton tricks Cam with the world’s hottest hot sauce on fake secret-menu burgers. Genuine friendship, unfiltered humor, and relatable stories keep the energy high throughout—perfect for fans of improvisational comedy and behind-the-scenes friendship banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Camaraderie, Banter, and Podcast Community ([02:46]–[04:53])

• Peyton reflects on the approaching milestone of 1 million subscribers and expresses gratitude for the tight-knit YSK community and Patreon supporters.
• Both hosts invite the audience to participate further and tease an upcoming big surprise.

Quote:
"The magic of being a part of the YSK family… it feels like we're such a tight knit family." — Pete [03:49]

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2. Clothes, Trends, and Generational Humor ([05:00]–[06:44])

• Playful ribbing around fashion (Nike techs vs. matcha/quarter zip trends).
• Cam jokes about not falling in line with society, asserting comfort and individuality.
• Quick digression into stereotype humor about being pulled over, followed by a more serious nod to real anxieties about law enforcement.

Quote:
"I rep my Nike techs. There's no need for a quarter zip or a matcha. You know that tastes like wheatgrass." — Cam [06:29]

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3. College Money Woes & Family Support ([10:41]–[13:01])

• Nostalgic stories about being broke in college: mailed Ziploc bags of cash from parents and using gas station credit cards to buy groceries.
• Cam recalls teaching Peyton and his parents how to use Cash App and the generational confusion around fintech.

Quote:
"They mailed me A Ziploc bag of cash. I swear to God." — Pete [11:07]

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4. Getting Pulled Over: Generations, Anxiety & Lying to Cops ([08:27]–[15:07])

• Cam describes a speed trap, his court appearances, lying to a judge about his record, and the emotional aftermath.
• They reflect on cultural and racial differences in police interactions.

Quote:
"My car's... Sounds like I'm about to blow up. Yeah, I got pulled over a lot. Oh, my God. I lied to him one time." — Cam [08:45]

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5. Family, Pets, & Coping with Grief ([19:04]–[24:33])

• Peyton shares updates on visiting family in Austin and the declining health of his family dog, Malcolm.
• Light and dark humor about the inevitable grief of losing a pet; coping mechanisms, including joking, surface.

Quote:
"No jokes off limits until we hit that one that is off limits. And you just had to act like it wasn't..." — Cam [20:05]

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6. Doordash Delivery Disasters ([27:18]–[37:05])

Segment Timestamp: [27:18]–[37:05]

• Peyton vents about getting his (late, cold) Doordash McDonald’s order delivered by bicycle.
• Cam recounts his own Doordash fail (wrong order, long wait, eventual refund).
• Both riff on the “bicycle icon” in the app, wild delivery routes, and tipping etiquette.
• The whole ordeal devolves into classic underwear and nudity humor.

Quote:
"These even had the audacity to put a bicycle icon as they're routing him towards my house." — Pete [29:56]

Memorable Moment:
Peyton accepting his food in nothing but underwear and being asked to pose for proof of delivery.
"There's a picture of me…just naked, holding McDonald's at 11:30 pm like this. Pissed off." — Pete [32:07]

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7. Campbell’s Soup CEO Scandal & Processed Food Riffing ([39:32]–[46:46])

Segment Timestamp: [39:32]–[46:46]

• Pete breaks “news” about the Campbell’s CEO slamming his own soup (“I don’t eat Campbell’s chicken noodle soup—that’s made for poor people”) and admitting the meat is 3D-printed.
• This sparks a larger, comedically heated debate on the realities of processed food in the U.S., mass meat production, and food supply conspiracies.

Quote:
"How do we feel that the CEO of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup said that their meat is made [with] a 3D printer?" — Pete [42:21]

Memorable Rant:
Pete insists he's right about the lack of enough cows/chickens for mass food production, demanding apologies from past doubters.
"Y'all eating Penguin pigeon foot 3D printed Campbell's chicken noodle meat and monkey knuckles...Guess what? I'm right!" — Pete [47:45]

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8. Engagement Photo “Exposés”—Why Are People Faking Surprise? ([53:52]–[59:47])

Segment Timestamp: [53:52]–[59:47]

• A comedic dissection of staged engagement photos, particularly surprise photos in empty fields with professional setups.
• Both agree: There’s suspiciously high production for what are claimed as spontaneous moments. Discussion extends to honesty on social media and expectations of genuine reactions.

Quote:
"If you don't propose in public, you are not allowed to act surprised on your post." — Cam [58:19]

Memorable Moment:
Pete walks through the scenario: a couple in formal wear, alone in a field, with a stranger holding a camera—mocking the notion anyone would be surprised.

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9. The (Fake) Taco Bell Burger Secret Menu Prank ([61:50]–[73:39])

Segment Timestamp: [61:50]–[73:39]

• Peyton and Cam discuss whether Taco Bell really has a burger secret menu; Peyton, with help from their operations head Robbie, reveals he’s acquired “Taco Bell burgers.”
• In reality, they’re regular taco ingredients in burger buns coated with a brutal amount of the world’s hottest hot sauce.
• Cam’s reaction as the spice kicks in escalates: gasping, sweating, desperate for relief. Listeners are treated to all the chaos.
• Peyton confesses the prank, and Cam reels, vowing revenge—culminating in a challenge about who can ever get pranked with hot sauce again.

Quote:
"I was about to say, hey bro, I'm not getting the sauce. What point in the burger did you hit it? I was hoping you'd still eat it." — Pete [66:11]

Memorable Moments:

• Cam, in agony: "Please, please. Water, please. Just one of them." — Cam [65:55]
• Peyton: "We put the world's hottest hot sauce on it. There's no Taco Bell Burger." — Pete [65:11]
• Aftermath: "This makes me a bad friend. And I'm sorry." — Pete [69:47]

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10. Holiday & End-of-Year Announcements ([74:19]–End)

• The hosts tease extra holiday content for Patreon (Koala Royalty) members and joke about upcoming giveaways.
• Cam demands regular, non-expired milk to soothe his burning mouth.
• Casual sign-off with usual blend of humor, community-building, and codeword challenge ("Numb Tongue Syndrome").

Quote:
"We're in the end of the year. We want to end the year with you and go over to the Koala Club. Prime Cubs royalty. No matter. We just want you there." — Cam [76:29]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "They mailed me a Ziploc bag of cash."
  [11:07]
  Pete’s tale about parental college support.

• "You go, 'Do I look like a Jennifer?'"
  [36:44]
  Cam grills the Doordash driver for the wrong delivery.

• "They had the audacity to put a bicycle icon..."
  [29:56]
  Peyton on his frustrating food delivery experience.

• "There's a picture of me... just naked, holding McDonald's at 11:30 pm like this."
  [32:07]
  Peyton, proof-of-delivery hilarity.

• "I was a speed demon in college."
  [08:27]
  Cam, on run-ins with Oklahoma cops.

• "There's no Taco Bell Burger."
  [65:11]
  Pete reveals the prank after Cam nearly combusts.

• "If you have numb tongue syndrome... you are screwed."
  [71:44]
  Cam, still suffering post-prank.

• "If you don't propose in public, you are not allowed to act surprised on your post."
  [58:19]
  Cam, on staged engagement photos.

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Introduction to main episode: [02:43]
• Thanksgiving, break & family stories: [18:22]–[26:28]
• Doordash bike delivery rant: [27:18]–[32:29]
• Campbell’s CEO/soups/processed food debate: [39:32]–[46:46]
• Taco Bell Burger Prank build-up & reveal: [61:50]–[73:39]
• Hot sauce aftermath & prank challenge: [73:07]–[76:08]
• Holiday & Patreon announcements: [76:08]–end

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Conclusion

Episode 194 of the You Should Know Podcast delivers chaotic, honest, and hilarious friendship energy. The Taco Bell Burger prank makes for an iconic highlight, but the episode excels in its balance of real-life nostalgia, hot takes on modern food, and affectionate ribbing. Peyton and Cam’s authentic banter, unexpected detours, and willingness to poke fun at themselves (and each other) keep listeners laughing and engaged. Longtime fans will love the callbacks; new listeners get a perfect snapshot of everything that makes this podcast a must-listen for those who love unscripted, friendship-driven comedy.

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Episode codeword:
"Numb Tongue Syndrome" [77:28]

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Transcript

[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

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[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

Now on to the rest of the episode.

The you should know podcast.

Hey everybody, welcome back to you should Know podcast episode 194. Round of applause.

Please.

Hey everybody, welcome back to YouTode podcast episode 194. If you are new here or if you haven't already, you look below, you see the subscribe button isn't pressed. You're wrong. If you look even more below that, you see that comment section said fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more wrong. Go and fill that out. If you're an audio listener, be sure to hit that download button. Leave us a review and a comment. We like to read the Spotify. Thank you so much, guys. Do you feel it? Audience? Listeners, viewers, hone in with me real quick. Do you feel that?

[Cam]

I feel it.

[Pete]

Do you see that we are slowly but quickly, slowly but quickly, slowly but quickly creeping up on 1 million subscribers.

1 million subscribers. I mean a 1 million YSK family members. I mean this, this podcast has just grown so much, but it feels like we're such a tight knit family. That's the magic of being a part of the YSK family. So let's bring in more people to our family, huh? Let's make this goal happen soon. Because when we hit 1 million subscribers, we have a surprise for you. And I promise you it is something that y' all want. I promise something. But y' all have been wanting, y' all been asking for, y' all have been looking forward to. And as soon as we hit 1 million, we're gonna put it on your tongue. Be sure to join the best family world. That's also on the Patreon. We have about 15 to 16 hours of extra content every single week. We love you guys. Thank you for being a part of the Patreon. Patreon.com youshould know podcast. Also, we're on Facebook, Twitter, everything else. I hope you all enjoy the merch. It should be getting to y' all soon. Now on to the rest of the episode.

[Cam]

We got co host Cam back in the studio.

[Pete]

Hey, do you like it?

[Cam]

I do like that. I like that a lot. You know what you like? You know what the world likes?

[Pete]

What do we like?

[Cam]

I'm not going with society. I'm actually going against the grain. Mom always taught me to be a pit off the chain. I drop it. Drop change, pick it up. Cause I'm.

[Pete]

Anyway, Cam with the hoodie.

[Cam]

Hoodie.

[Pete]

He looks like he's about to go, wait, watch out. Let's go.

I didn't know what to say, so I was like, bring it back better than me.

[Cam]

Because when I come to a wall.

[Pete]

I literally go, yes.

[Cam]

I go, all right. You say he's about to hoodie. Wait, watch out.

[Pete]

Here we go.

[Cam]

Camp hoodie. No, no. In all seriousness, though, yeah.

[Pete]

Cam looks like he's on a list.

[Cam]

List?

[Pete]

He has to bring a pie to your house to tell you he's on the list.

[Cam]

I'm on the list.

[Pete]

Get it?

[Cam]

We're three weeks away. From what?

[Pete]

Christmas R. Kelly, take a P.

[Cam]

Your body's calling for.

[Pete]

I'm going.

[Cam]

Say it again. Probably not.

[Pete]

That's you. Probably. Probably wrong. Probably shouldn't do. He's a bad person. Bad person. Bad person.

[Cam]

Urine belongs in urinal.

[Pete]

And you.

Okay, it's not. Take your hood off. Please let me give this a part of a video.

[Cam]

Let me get this off. What I'm saying is today, yeah, I'm fueled off of pure Red bull and Nike tech. To hell with your matches. To hell with your quarter zips. I do what I do and I stand for who I stand for.

I'm not falling to the likes of society. I rep my Nike techs. There's no need for a quarter zip or a matcha. You know that tastes like wheatgrass.

[Pete]

Oh, you're talking about the matcha and quarter zip trend. Now I'm getting on.

[Cam]

Thank you. Took you about 10 seconds, but thank you, sir.

[Pete]

You know what's crazy?

[Cam]

I'm a father of almost two. I'm a law abiding citizen. I pay my taxes. This is just comfortable. And it matches. That's why I own it. No crime.

[Pete]

If I looked like you, I would, dude, I would quarter zip and match it up all the time.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no shot.

[Pete]

Cause it just you. I mean, you just get. I mean, talk about not worrying about when the blue lights hit behind you.

[Cam]

I go, oh, golly, I wonder if it's Officer Jenkins. You were like, you get out of.

[Pete]

The car before him.

[Cam]

I go, I go, come Here, Jake, talk to me. I go, man, we balled it up last Sunday. How you. Was I speeding a little bit? Don't. I'll pay it. Don't worry, brother.

[Pete]

I'll pay it. I'll pay the fine.

[Cam]

I go, here. Here's wallet.

[Pete]

Let's all test how we give our wallet to police officer. Let's do it.

[Cam]

How would you position?

[Pete]

It's not a game. I want to play.

[Cam]

Okay. You know, that's not a game. That's not a game. You set me up. That's all hook and ladder we need.

[Pete]

I'd be like this.

[Cam]

You need my wallet right there.

[Pete]

There's my wallet. And you'd be fine. My wallet's under.

[Cam]

I go.

[Pete]

I mean, straight to politics. Didn't we get. We got there, huh? Straight to. So, I mean, really deep trauma for my people.

[Cam]

That's actually, it's.

[Pete]

It's very real.

[Cam]

It's a very real thing.

[Pete]

Let's not joke. Let's not joke about it.

[Cam]

Let's not joke about it.

[Pete]

God bless. Your son's not gonna have to worry about it.

[Cam]

He's not. And I don't give him my wallet. I say, off, pig.

[Pete]

I just.

[Cam]

I go, you have that on the laser radar detector. I wasn't speeding. You prove it to me, and I'll give you whatever you want. Where's the field supervisor?

[Pete]

No, honestly.

[Cam]

Nope, Nope. You know what I got to do, man? Just peel off.

[Pete]

You know where I live.

Dude, that must be nice. Honestly, that must be really nice.

[Cam]

Now, I've never abused that power.

[Pete]

Never once have you ever gotten pulled over.

[Cam]

About six times.

[Pete]

Really?

[Cam]

I was a speed demon in college.

[Pete]

Well, that doesn't count. There's so many speed traps in Oklahoma.

[Cam]

Oh, my God, you're going 80. You look at one little cow out in the field, you look up 35, and there's an elementary school. I'm like, holy. Oh, yeah, going right. Uh oh.

Double brake.

[Pete]

My car's.

[Cam]

And it was. Oh, my God, it was Ronda.

[Pete]

Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

It took me. It took me 10 seconds to drop 20 miles an hour. And then, like, brakes.

Sounds like I'm about to blow up. Yeah, I got pulled over a lot. Oh, my God. I lied to him one time.

[Pete]

Oh, my God. You got a little frisky with the police officer.

[Cam]

Hoopsy daisy.

[Pete]

What'd you say to the pew police officers?

[Cam]

I take the ticket. I go to their little court, right? Hour away from school, two hours from.

[Pete]

My house, you little courthouse.

[Cam]

I had to go.

[Pete]

So that means you got a ticket and you went to dispute it? Yeah. Oh, you're such a carrot. There's no way you can ever say no.

[Cam]

Because they said no.

[Pete]

No, you shut up when I'm speaking to you.

[Cam]

I said I could. I go, I think it's the ver.

[Pete]

Well, that's what they always say. That's what they always say. Hey, if dispute this, whatever, you could go, you could. This is the court. Yeah, but no one does that.

[Cam]

But I was afraid to tell my parents cuz I just got a ticket.

[Pete]

So you went to court?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Yes. Why? That's get like the hundred dollars.

[Cam]

No, it was $300.

[Pete]

What the did you do?

[Cam]

It was a speed trap in Oklahoma. I was going 29 miles over.

[Pete]

Oh yeah, they could have arrested me.

[Cam]

No, no, seriously, was it a school zone at. No, but at the 30 they can, they can take you. He said, you're lucky.

[Pete]

And I was like, you're lucky, you're wide.

[Cam]

I go.

You'Re lucky. You're a good looking man.

[Pete]

Now your teammates, I'm gonna need them.

[Cam]

To get out the car. I go, what do you mean? Derek didn't do anything. I go, I'm driving.

[Pete]

They go, sir, are you okay? Are they in the back? Are they kind of good?

[Cam]

Are you speeding for a reason, bub? You trying to get out of town? What'd they make you do?

Yeah, no, I told him. I was like, you're lucky you didn't clock me five seconds earlier. Definitely would have been over 30.

[Pete]

Okay, so you went to court.

[Cam]

I take it to court. Because he was like, you can pay this online. We're in college. We didn't have any money. We used to get $20 for a pizza from our mommies and we'd go to the casino and try to triple it to 60.

[Pete]

Yeah. Honestly.

[Cam]

And have $280 to pay a ticket.

[Pete]

And if we were really down bad, we would just have them order it from a state away and show up at our door.

[Cam]

Mom, I love you. Yes.

[Pete]

To the, to the dorms.

[Cam]

One large pepperoni if you're feeling whiskey though, to put sticks.

[Pete]

Do you know how down bad I'm going to get you A story reminds me, you know, down bad I was in college that you had to teach me and my parents what Cash app was. I didn't know what cash app was.

[Cam]

He didn't know he could only get cash when his parents showed up and it was what, six and a half hours away.

[Pete]

I would.

[Cam]

His parents had to cross state lines for him to get money.

[Pete]

They mailed me A Ziploc bag of cash. I swear to God. They mailed me a Ziploc bag of cash.

[Cam]

We have that infamous picture. When you got it, we were playing.

[Pete]

With it like we was 20 something.

I didn't know what cash app was.

[Cam]

In college, dude, they literally Ziploc in a snack size bag of water.

[Pete]

Cash.

[Cam]

And we got that. He was like, cam, come in here, but lock the door.

[Pete]

Lock the door.

[Cam]

We lock it. We're just looking. We're thumbing through 20s. It's probably like $400 in 20s.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So if that.

[Pete]

That was like a really good time.

[Cam]

It's like, not even a lot of bills. It's not like it's ones.

[Pete]

We're going crazy.

[Cam]

There's like 20 pieces of paper in our hand. Oh, my God. We threw a 20 minute party.

[Pete]

Oh, my God. We were rich.

[Cam]

No. I have Snapchat videos acting like he was a stripper.

[Pete]

And I literally. There's a infamous picture of me on a bed in a pink sweatshirt, pink hoodie.

[Cam]

And there's 12. I lined him up. I took my time and I went like this.

[Pete]

We got to send this to cj so you can put. That's what we did in college.

[Cam]

And we took pictures. Am I lame?

[Pete]

And my parents, because they knew. They knew our. Our washing, took coins. So then put like a bunch of quarters in a Ziploc bag. The Ziploc bag was ripping because it was too heavy.

[Cam]

And oh. Oh, my God.

[Pete]

So I didn't know about Cash app. And so he was like. One day, Cam was like, hey, why don't y' all just use Cash app?

[Cam]

They just send it to your phone.

[Pete]

And we were like.

[Cam]

Paige was like, what the hell is that?

[Pete]

And my mom was born in the. In the tens.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

So. So she was like, is that safe?

[Cam]

Is that from where? Who regulates this app of cash? Who's this? Who's this website application bank?

[Pete]

And I had to. You. And I had to change my banking.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Because I still had, you know, like, whenever you're a kid, your parents to teach you banking, they put you in a kiddie bank. Oh, yeah. I use that till I was 19, so. So I had to change my bank so I could get gas stations.

[Cam]

I used to buy groceries with a Valero gas station credit card.

[Pete]

That's how I bought my groceries.

[Cam]

I bought Walmart Dairy in Produce with a Valero gas station credit card.

[Pete]

That's embarrassing. Oh, no.

[Cam]

The worst is when I went to Valero one time, swiped that for a tank of gas to go see My girlfriend and I went, said, not gonna be able to make it, Liv. Said, I'm gonna run some black ops. I'll see you next weekend. Had no money. I hit the limit on a Valero Gas. What was. What's the limit?

[Pete]

Yeah, what am I buying?

[Cam]

What, did you just reach the limit? What the hell, dude?

[Pete]

That's funny. Okay. But anyway, you went to court.

[Cam]

I take it to court. And I go in and it's this. It's this elderly woman. She's super nice.

[Pete]

White, of course, your favorite.

[Cam]

I go, hello, darling. I go, margaret, you look good today, girl.

[Pete]

What?

[Cam]

You had some tea this morning? She's like, oh, my God, just get out of here. Just give me a ticket, I'll pay myself. But I go in, she's talking to me, and remember, this is maybe like literally two months after my first ticket, which I did tell my parents is my first time ever. I was like, I don't know what to do. Like, I'm on Yalls insurance. I feel like you should know. Second one, I was like, I can't tell him again. So she asks me, is this your first ticket? Me knowing the answer is no. The correct answer is absolutely not. 60 days ago. But the 60 days ago ticket was in the state of Texas. So I openly lied, thinking she meant, is this your first ticket in Oklahoma? So I said, yeah, it's my first ticket. I was like, this far under the counter. I'm like, yeah, it's my first ticket. My toes and everything.

[Pete]

I go.

[Cam]

And she goes, okay, well, if it's your first ticket, all you have to do is pay $50. And then you're gonna get this code via email to a safety course. You take that, pass the test. Then if you don't get any other traffic violations in 90 days, it's off your record. I go, oh, so, like, it's not gonna get reported to the insurance. Nothing just goes off. I have 90 day buffer window and I just pay you $50? Yeah. Did that got out of it? Parents never knew. But then I got four more after.

[Pete]

Within the 90 days.

[Cam]

Is this your first? I was like, it's like, it's not my first year. It's not my first year. It's actually my third. Oh, yeah, it's my first ticket again.

[Pete]

He just pulls it up. I'm like, just give me the ticket.

[Cam]

Yeah, it was bad.

[Pete]

That's funny on that.

[Cam]

On that one where it was awkward. I literally was like, I can't say yes anymore. I have one in Texas, one here.

[Pete]

Yeah, I have to lie. I go.

[Cam]

I go, officer, I was really just trying to pass the big semi. I said, I got to the left. I did speed. I was trying to pass the truck. He was going slow. And he goes, son, there ain't been a semi in four miles. And I went, no, you just missed him. Like, he went is over that hill. He's right there. Yeah. He's like, son, I was behind you, watching you not pay attention and drive 20 over. He said, you're getting the ticket, Dude.

[Pete]

I'm so bad with cop. I haven't got pulled over in a while. Knock on wood. Hopefully. It's so scary because I'm always like, oh.

No. Y' all watch me get pulled over. That's crazy.

[Cam]

That really was crazy. Like, no binoculars. It was like you were like, 200 yards away. And I was like, is he getting searched?

[Pete]

Fein's like.

[Cam]

He's like, I didn't do anything.

[Pete]

It's such a scary experience.

[Cam]

No, that really is like, I didn't do anything. He goes, whoa, watch your hands. Watch your hands. You go, I didn't do. I didn't do anything. He goes, that's him. Okay.

[Pete]

All right. But why.

[Cam]

Why do you think you're so anxious? Why do you.

I'm so glad you answered that with your eyes.

[Pete]

Really.

[Cam]

I was trying to fish. You say it.

[Pete]

Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

I mean, dude, the world is sad.

[Pete]

Sad.

[Cam]

It sucks.

[Pete]

Few bad apples, hopefully get rid of those. I mean, this is it. I.

[Cam]

What do I say?

[Pete]

I mean, you know, I had a thought. I had a thought going into the new year. I was like, maybe we mature up a little bit. We start talking about real world and this, like, nah, you have no chance. The you should know podcast.

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

I love it. Now on to the rest of the episode, the you should know podcast.

[Cam]

Let me calm us down. Yeah, yeah, flip the script.

[Pete]

Talk to me, daddy.

[Cam]

How was your week? How was your week? I want to know. I do care. You look good. There's a piece of beard kind of sticking out over there. Outside of that little sticky part. You look great.

[Pete]

How was your week? So if you don't know already, the last couple episodes were pre recorded.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Pete]

So everybody got a week off for the week of Thanksgiving. We're back on regular scheduled programming. These are real time episodes now. So we are just coming off of Thanksgiving in real time right now.

[Cam]

Thank you for the week, by the way. Thank you for the week. Yeah.

[Pete]

Not having. For Christmas, you get two days.

[Cam]

I thought, well, okay. And then we get the. Even the day of.

[Pete]

Perfect. That's fine.

[Cam]

That's fine. That's all you need. All you need. You can make a lot more. Make a lot of shake. 48 hours.

[Pete]

No, I'm just kidding. But we had a week off. I went back home to Austin, back to my family's house. Great time, beautiful city, great time, dogs not doing good, man.

[Cam]

I got to experience him twice on FaceTime.

[Pete]

Oh, Mally. Male. Oh, Malcolm. Voldemort. I mean, Voldemort was there with me.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

That's not her first time.

[Pete]

She's been poor. Oh, she's been several times. But yeah, yeah, she was just like, man, every time we go, man, she's.

[Cam]

Like, he's getting more gray. Eyes are getting more milky.

[Pete]

Yeah, she talked because she knows it's gonna hurt when he's. When he. When they automatically put a. Put a 9 in them or however they do that.

[Cam]

I don't. I don't think they use a Glock. I don't think they use a Glock.

[Pete]

Depends.

[Cam]

But you're gonna be. Now, I want to be the first to say this yeah, yeah, yeah. You are going to be extra rude in the couple of days that follow your dog's passing.

[Pete]

No, I just hope you know there's no joke that's off limits because that's when. That's how I get over, like, deep, dark jokes. I'm going there. Exactly.

[Cam]

You're gonna. But you're. But the thing with you, though, let's call a spade a spade.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No jokes. Off limits until we hit that one. That is off limits. And you just had to act like it wasn't. So you'll joke about your own dead dog for 20 minutes. I'll slide in and be like, oh, dude. Yeah, that's. There was like a two legged dog right before he left. We should call him Two Legged Malcolm. And you'll literally turn around and be like, that's why your kid's ugly. And I go. I go, oh.

I was like, all right, Rip Malcolm.

That'S you. But it is. It's your coping.

[Pete]

It's not coping, but he's really not doing well.

He's happy, he's not in pain.

[Cam]

That's good.

[Pete]

But his motor skills are failing.

[Cam]

I want to ask you a very honest question.

[Pete]

I saw him talking to a wall and I was like. I was like, brother, you got it. He like this.

And I said, malcolm, who are you talking to? And he couldn't hear me. And so I was like, oh, man, dude. And then he fell over because his legs fell.

[Cam]

No, you need to.

[Pete]

He did like one of these. And I was like, didn't know you could bend like that. It's impressive.

[Cam]

Yeah, I think there's a term for that. Sploof, I believe.

[Pete]

A spoof.

[Cam]

A sploof.

[Pete]

Isn't that.

[Cam]

Not to be confused with a spliff? That's. You smoke. A sploof is when dogs go on their belly and their back legs go out. Now, typically, it's from herding dogs that do it on purpose, stretch those joints. I think his was more kind of involuntary. Involuntary. Kind of just had to accept the split.

[Pete]

Yeah. But the mental, the fortitude still there because we were throwing the pigskin in the backyard and his mind was, I'm involved in this game. His body said, no, no, we're not.

[Cam]

He said, no, you're not.

[Pete]

Sit down. No, he said he watched. And he was like this.

I was like, yeah, that's about as much as you can give me at this point.

[Cam]

His third bark is like.

[Pete]

Oh, pierce up.

[Cam]

Okay, honest question, Honest question.

[Pete]

I can move over my dad because I have other.

[Cam]

We have plenty of stuff. My dad, you know, Mike's like a concrete wall when it comes to emotions.

[Pete]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

So he got teared up, and he was real sad when Dusty passed.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Now, one thing he said that he. He always wanted to do, and he made sure. When they took him in, my dad went and bought a bag of Hershey kisses.

[Pete]

Oh.

[Cam]

He said, all dogs deserve chocolate before they pass because we can't give it.

[Pete]

To them while they're here. Okay.

[Cam]

Are you gonna do that with Malcolm?

[Pete]

Malcolm's already had chocolate.

[Cam]

Now we know why he's in the States.

[Pete]

No, but he's. But if we. If we can't.

[Cam]

He goes, I flick him a Reese's.

[Pete]

Peanut butter cup every time I feel like this. You want some?

[Cam]

There you go.

[Pete]

Mouth.

[Cam]

He goes.

[Pete]

No, but I was saying, like, in his younger years, he would just get into some chocolate, but he was always fine. But I'm saying he's lived longer than 90 of dogs. Can I say that? He's way past his expiration date.

[Cam]

He's, like, 18 years old, and he's a big breed.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He's an anomaly.

[Pete]

So anytime we're like, you know, it's fine. We. You know, sometimes he sleeps hard. We've pushed him. We. Like, what? I.

[Cam]

Malcolm. Is this it? Malcolm? Then he goes, he still got him.

[Pete]

Anyway. Dog's gonna die, but it's fine. Oh, don't. No, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna do it at the house. I'm not gonna. I'm gonna pay for somebody to do it at the house. I don't want. He hates you to. What? Put him down at the house. I don't want him to get put down at the. He hates the vet.

[Cam]

You're not gonna let him go out on, like, a natural limb. You said he's not in pain. Just let that go to sleep one time, never wakes up.

[Pete]

Ideally, that would be the case. Yeah.

[Cam]

I'm saying.

[Pete]

What?

[Cam]

What?

[Pete]

What?

[Cam]

You just exploded.

[Pete]

What?

[Cam]

What.

Are you gonna bury him?

[Pete]

Who's gonna carry him out? You are.

[Cam]

Preston is.

[Pete]

Preston's gonna go, oh, Malcolm.

Oh, it's so funny. It's really not, but it is really funny.

Pierce. I'm not gonna tax Dermy. I get tax derby.

[Cam]

Are you gonna bury him, though?

[Pete]

No.

[Cam]

Is that white? Is that. Is that highly contrary?

[Pete]

Once they take them, they usually j. I don't want that.

That's some white people.

[Cam]

Same day they take him out the front door, I'm getting rid of his leash, his bowl, his I'm going.

[Pete]

Keep his collar.

[Cam]

There you go.

[Pete]

Smell it.

[Cam]

My mom, my. Now that's. It's not going to be like hitting a good old whiff of that ysl. It's going to be. Yeah, you're going to be. You're going to be smelling 18 year old dog dead flesh. It's not going to. I don't think you're going to get that hit of dopamine, Ms. Malcolm. Gosh, you're like.

[Pete]

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I was at home for Thanksgiving, right? Dog's not doing well. Family's great. Everything's good. It was fun time. It's good to see. That's the longest I've been home in a long time.

[Cam]

Yes. Your grandma looked good, by the way.

[Pete]

What the.

[Cam]

Okay, get your mind out.

[Pete]

She always.

[Cam]

She always looks sweet because she like. Again, that's a. She is up there. Oh, she's old.

[Pete]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Cam]

And you like. She looks.

[Pete]

She looks good.

[Cam]

What is she, 91?

[Pete]

No, like 92? Three? Something like that. Yeah, she looks great.

[Cam]

She does not look 90.

[Pete]

Every time you see Her.

[Cam]

She is. Every time you see her, that she looks how my grandma did in, like, her 70s.

[Pete]

Yeah. And I know there's a reason, but.

[Cam]

I'm saying it's impressive. Every time I'm like, yes, like, great.

[Pete]

She's great. But. So we. We had Thanksgiving, right? The food was good. They watched the podcast and they saw us ragging on the food.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Because. And honestly, they. They had like a Michael Jordan comeback. Like. Oh, they did. They retired and they came back. Food was fantastic. But since it was so good, we ran out of the leftovers quick. Now, where we live in Austin, it takes a while to go get the food. Like, if you want to go out and get food or, like, you know, restaurants, all. It takes a while to go do that. So anytime after the Thanksgiving, leftovers were done, whenever I was at home, I was like, hey, I can doordash something to the house.

[Cam]

Of course you can.

[Pete]

Doordash bandit. I love doordash. I'm a doordash proponent. I use it so much. Not a sponsor, but if you want to please, I will do it. Can I say I do have a gripe with doordash. Oh.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Pete]

Huge gripe with doordash is the first time this has ever happened to me.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pete]

I think doordash bicycler should be banned.

[Cam]

There's people that bike.

[Pete]

Y' all have never got your doordash on a bicycle.

[Cam]

I think worst. Worst travel case scenario is like an Accord. No, no, I get it.

[Pete]

No, I've got. I got doordash bicycle. Okay.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no. Not a motorcycle or not a dirt or motorbike, but a cream. Cream.

[Pete]

Pulled up to my house with a hammock, a bicycle, and a basket right in the back.

Pulling up four miles like this. This.

[Cam]

This is how he break this. Everybody saw your ass.

[Pete]

Now, can I say, dude, am I wrong for thinking that's.

[Cam]

No. That is if you ordered a hot meal. Kiss, it's cool.

[Pete]

Goodbye. And whenever I. And whenever you go to doordash something, Right. It says you could pick the. You want an express, you want it regular, or you can schedule it. I'm a. I'm a gluttonous. Yeah, I hit express every time. I'll pay the extra expedited. Yes, I'll pay the extra 3.99 on every meal, but that means I want my now, right? So don't send me.

Don't send me the. On the Lamborghinis.

[Cam]

I don't want Forrest Gump delivering my meal. Put it in a TRX and use all 800 ponies.

[Pete]

And so I'm sitting there, but snake, right? I'm sitting there butt naked, hand on the genitalia as I do for comfort, right? I'm hooking. I'm hooking the goo. I got two fingers up the gooch. I'm in there sitting, sitting pretty and comfy, huh?

[Cam]

He said, oh, I wonder when this. I wonder when this burger's getting here.

[Pete]

I'm in myself like a bass, right? On a fishing hook. All right, I'm. I'm sitting there comfortable as all hell, butt naked, watching Stranger Things, watching a bunch of 20 year olds pretend like they're 14. I'm watching that, right? I order my doordash expedited, right? You should get here in 10 to 12 minutes. That's what it says on the door dash application. 45 minutes later, I'm like, where is my doordash? I look at my application. These even had the audacity to put a bicycle icon as they're routing him towards my house.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no. Your application should not be that advanced. Do not show me with a Monopoly piece of a bicycle that my food's gonna be late and cold.

[Pete]

And can I say it was like 11:30pm that's dangerous for them. The guy didn't have a light on his. He was blindly going down my dark neighborhood with no headlight or reflective gear.

[Cam]

Reflective vest?

[Pete]

No.

[Cam]

He didn't have tail lights?

[Pete]

No.

[Cam]

Oh, this guy. Oh, he's. Dude, this. I mean, that do doordash application. That was probably his last chance.

[Pete]

Oh, dude. I literally looked at him. I was like, you. I was like, you saw, I paid.

[Cam]

The extra and his tip was probably $7.

[Pete]

Oh, so true.

[Cam]

$7 tip, $2 delivery fee, $4 expediting six bucks of tax.

[Pete]

And then I. So he hands me my Ice Cold McDouble, right? Ice Cold McDouble in a bag. I'm about to walk. I'm hot. I'm about to. I don't even say thank you. I'm a very thankful person. It's Thanksgiving too. So I take my bag from. I take my bag from him like this. I'm going to walk back into my humble abode.

[Cam]

Do you have clothes on now?

[Pete]

I got a little bit of draws on a little bit of draw, but I'm hanging loose. He saw me. He saw what I was blessed with.

[Cam]

He saw all of us.

[Pete]

He saw what I was blessed with. And I turned around, showed him the tuft.

So I take the McDonald's bag. I'm pissed off. I'm going Back into my home, right? He goes, wait, excuse me, bike man. Yeah. I say, what? And he goes, gotta take a picture of it.

I'm in my drawers, dog.

[Cam]

I'm like, nah, you should have gave him straight tough. You go, picture this. You just hold the baggie like this.

[Pete]

And the part is he up on the first one, he was like, hold on, hold on.

[Cam]

That's for pleasure. You delete that right now. You're not even in the app, are you? You're in camera.

[Pete]

And he's showing me. He's like, I gotta do it again, bro. So there's a picture of me on. Somebody's on the doordash Corporation of me, hairy and fat, just naked, holding McDonald's at 11:30pm like this. Pissed off. So that happened to me. And to doordash incorporated. Take off that bicycle thing. That's not even efficient for anything. That is.

[Cam]

That is unbelievable.

[Pete]

That is okay.

[Cam]

I'm not gonna lie. I also had a door that it's. This is wild. This is serendipitous. I also had.

[Pete]

Oh, you vote. Piss on me. Oh, piss on me. Oh, piss on me.

[Cam]

Nobody's calling for. You said piss on me. I went straight into R. Kelly. It was a great callback. Now, you want to talk about comedic timing? Call. If we were on stage, that would have went crazy. They would have. They would.

[Pete]

I don't promote people.

[Cam]

I don't promote it either. I do make jokes. I'm just kidding.

[Pete]

Spell serendipitous.

[Cam]

S E, R, E, N. Seren, dip. D I, P. Now the ipodis part. Now that ipodis at the end. Serendipitis. Serendip. D, I, D, I, P. Dip in dis. Maybe it's a. Maybe it's as simple as I N, D, I, O, U, S. Serendipitous.

[Pete]

You could have spelled any word. Honestly, like this.

[Cam]

I'm like, O, R, L, J.

[Pete]

It was like that soup that has all the letters in it. I gotta talk about soup in a minute. Go ahead with your soup. With all the. I gotta talk. The Alphabet soup.

[Cam]

Oh, never was a big. Never was a big guy. I always got the one that you had the O's. What were Those called?

[Pete]

SpaghettiOs.

[Cam]

SpaghettiOs. Them. Dude, can we talk about. If you eat spaghettios now, you will instantly probably your pants or throw up.

[Pete]

Well, this kind of leads is not good. This leads it. I'm sorry, I don't want to cut off your trouble, but it goes into my top one of the topics I have.

[Cam]

Okay, well then wait, Wait.

[Pete]

Or go. Go Go, go. No, Well, I mean, it was actually the most laid up transition, like going through a Euro step.

[Cam]

But it's fine, go for it.

[Pete]

No, you go. Cuz I feel like I don't want it.

[Cam]

You'd go, okay, yeah, basically with door dash. Same thing.

[Pete]

Hey, I mean, I don't think we'll ever get such a smooth transition ever again. Like, ever. Like, that was podcast.

I mean, that was your podcast God.

The podcast God said, here's a transition of a life. It's okay.

[Cam]

Okay, Door dash.

[Pete]

I'm trying to find a way to get the transition again.

[Cam]

I. I will lie to you. I. I'm Chris Paul. You just be Blake Griffin.

[Pete]

Say something about suit. Okay, I'll say something. I go, go soup.

[Cam]

I go, anyway, that's doordash soup. Just look at you. So my doordash this same. It was the same. Yeah, Leftovers were literally same. But not a bike and not at midnight. That's crazy. We order and this. We're in Oklahoma, so everything's far away. It off rip. I do not expedite.

[Pete]

I'm a cheap.

[Cam]

You know this, obviously. So it says 42 minutes away. I go, wow, I should just go and get it. But we've already put the order. 42 minutes pass. No one has ring, no one has knocked. I look at the app.

45 minutes away.

[Pete]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

I call the guy. I go, what is happening? He goes, so sorry. I don't know why it said your order was active. I had a whole nother order before you. So I literally, I get. I get the group. I go, hey, are we still doing this? They're all like, yeah, we're hungry. We're just watching football.

[Pete]

It's fine. I go, all right.

[Cam]

So 45 minutes comes, the guy shows up. I go, thank God. He hands us a bag. Mind you, we ordered for eight people. He hands us a bag. Probably enough food for you and me.

[Pete]

Oh, that's good.

[Cam]

I go, that's not my order. He goes, yeah, it is. I go, no, it's not. I go, do you think that can feed eight people?

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He looks at it. He goes, aren't you Jennifer?

[Pete]

Now you could pass.

[Cam]

I might pass as a Jennifer, right? Put a little wig on you, Jen, maybe.

[Pete]

Jen, I'm not gonna lie. If you were. Nevermind. That's too far now y'. All.

[Cam]

Now y' all knowing me and my Karen tendencies.

[Pete]

Oh, you got an earful.

[Cam]

My care and tendencies. And when gets switched off the route. Like it's not staying on plan. So I look at him. And I go, word for it. I was like, do I look like a Jennifer? He goes, no, no, no, I know. I wasn't saying that. Like, what's the app name under? I go, olivia. I go, now, I'm not a. I'm not a woman, right? But my wife is Olivia, not Jennifer. That's not our food. He pulls up his phone. It literally was like a scene out of a movie. They're like, oh, I got the flux capacitor. He goes, oh, man. Man, I'm so sorry. I'm pretty sure I gave your order to Jennifer and I have hers. And I go, you mean to tell me you handed a single woman 20 burgers and I get a 10 piece nugget? He goes, yeah, well, I can go back and get it. And I go, brother, it's been an hour and a half.

[Pete]

Yeah, no, it's over.

[Cam]

I think I'm gonna take this inside and I'm gonna request a refund. Yeah.

Please don't do that. My tip will go with it.

[Pete]

Oh, doordash.

[Cam]

Oh, we love you. We love you again. Bad apples.

[Pete]

Bad apples.

[Cam]

Overall, I'm talking 99 out of 100 trips are good now. This was that one.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I was so close to exploding and just circles everywhere. Like that old soup we used to talk about.

I was so close to exploding. Little bits and pieces everywhere. It would almost look like a can of spaghettios. Like soup.

Okay, okay, yeah. What are you now I'm.

[Pete]

You gotta be intrigued.

[Cam]

What the you talking about soup for?

[Pete]

So soup.

[Cam]

Yes, soup. I go, it's so.

[Pete]

This is. Oh, my God. This is the soupest wine has.

[Cam]

This is great.

[Pete]

I got soup.

[Cam]

Physically, I mean.

[Pete]

Everybody in the comments right now, should I miss.

[Cam]

I go, we ate that bro Soup.

[Pete]

Everybody in the comments, type in soup right now. Your favorite soup.

[Cam]

Please type soup.

[Pete]

Not again. You gotta start eating, bro. Start eating. Like, Pierce almost passed out again on the fourth camera.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Okay. Jeans are too tight. That belt buckles killing them. You should know, podcast.

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[Pete]

She's been spying skims for a while, and it has always been raving about how comfortable the underwear is. So I knew they're Gonna come through with their men's stuff.

[Cam]

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[Pete]

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Now, I don't know if you saw over the weekend, did you see the thing about Campbell's chicken noodle soup? The CEO?

[Cam]

No.

[Pete]

Oh my God. You haven't seen this?

[Cam]

Not at all, love.

[Pete]

Breaking news to you. Yeah, yeah. So wait, so when's the last time you had a Campbell's chicken noodle soup? Probably.

Three years. When did you start making money?

[Cam]

Hell, about three years.

[Pete]

About three years.

[Cam]

Well, that has nothing to do with the money though.

[Pete]

That's not what the CEO said. The CEO of Campbell Chicken Noodle Soup got caught on a recorded. Like a recorded speech. I think he was having a meeting. He was having a meeting with his people. And what he got somebody, some snitch in the company was recording.

Was recording the CEO talking, right? And this is what he said about his.

[Cam]

We have an audio file.

[Pete]

We have an audio file. No, it's not. That's Patreon.

[Cam]

No, honestly. Honestly, that's not my role. And I tried to do something that I'm not capable of and I failed.

[Pete]

Bad. So here we go round table. This is the, this is the Campbell Chicken noodle soup CEO talking about Campbell.

[Cam]

There's no way.

[Pete]

Some healthy. Now that I know what the in it bioengineered meat. I don't want to eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer.

So. So if you don't know he goes. If you didn't really hear what he said he said first thing he said.

[Cam]

First off, sound like he was in a war zone. Like there was, there was so much background Noise. Where was he? I don't know. Was he in the middle of Target on Black Friday? Like that was. There was so much chat.

[Pete]

Basically what he said. The first thing he said is, I don't eat Campbell's chicken noodle soup. That made for poor people.

[Cam]

Oh, man.

[Pete]

God, that hurts.

I'm not gonna lie. Okay, so first of all, so wrong to say. Very wrong. So wrong to say high levels of wrongness.

Yeah. But I mean, let's be honest. We used to eat it because it was the cheap alternative. Right. And I was good. I loved it.

[Cam]

I liked it. It made me feel. It made everything feel homey, like it was a good broth. Yes.

[Pete]

And I had the good old Bovid 19 earlier this year. You did. Or 20. Whatever. We're on.

[Cam]

Yeah. Bovid 25.

[Pete]

I got sick earlier this year, and my caretaker, who is Voldemort, the girl that was taking care of me, she gave me Campbell's.

[Cam]

Right.

[Pete]

And now she's gonna get sued because he goes, I don't even know what's in that anymore. He goes, no one wants to eat that bioengineered meat made from a 3D printer.

[Cam]

Yeah, that is.

[Pete]

How do we feel that the CEO of Campbell's Shake and noodle Soup said that their meat is made a 3D printer?

[Cam]

I had something right there that was real.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I literally was thinking about it, and I kind of had. Because I had chicken this morning. Not from Campbell's. But I mean, by God, if they use a 3D printer, those things aren't scarce.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Every company have a 3D printer. Dude, that. Oh, my God. First off, has he been fired or has he stepped down?

[Pete]

Yes, I think he got fired.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cam]

He was not immediately on the chopping block after that. Oh, my.

[Pete]

Well, and then there's more stuff that came out. Apparently, he. There is the. That. That rat.

One of the. The rat employees that went snitched him off was saying, like, he would shout out that guy. Shout out to him. He's a. I mean, he's a snitch. No, you are a certified bonafide snitch.

[Cam]

Certified rat.

[Pete]

But I mean, you.

[Cam]

No street cred anymore.

[Pete]

I mean, people are still buying camels. I mean, Campbell sells went up today. I'm sure somebody bought Campbell's today. Somebody across the street bought Campbell's 100%. I mean, honestly, across the street.

[Cam]

Yeah, they bought Campbell.

[Pete]

Yeah. But he. He show apparently showed up the work high and, like, he was saying some racist stuff. I mean, that sounds like a typical CEO.

[Cam]

It does it does. And it's sad, but it does.

[Pete]

It does. Now, shows up on a little bit.

[Cam]

Of coke, says some racial things, and he just makes $10 million that day.

[Pete]

Right. So let's be honest about Campbell's chicken noodle soup. It was a part of my childhood, my teenage years, and I still kind of ate it as an adult. Retweet. Now, I'm not a soupy guy. Anytime I eat soup, I make it or I have someone make it.

[Cam]

Yeah, right.

[Pete]

I don't make it.

[Cam]

That's what I'm saying. You definitely have somebody make it.

[Pete]

Okay, but I have.

[Cam]

Your soup would be rice and beef. He go, oh, here's my soup.

[Pete]

But I have, like, homemade soup now. Yes. Looking back at Campbell's chicken noodle soup, can we be honest? If you're buying that, that.

Isn'T your fault.

[Cam]

I'm. I'm going to have to put my chip on. Yes, it is it.

[Pete]

They sell that at 7:11. Oh, they sell it at 7:11, right. They sell Campbell's ch at 7:11.

[Cam]

Remember the last time something's happening, but you keep talking about it. I'm getting of actual reaction.

[Pete]

But there's nobody that should be truly surprised about that either. Right.

[Cam]

That.

[Pete]

It's 3D printed meat.

[Cam]

Oh, you got. Now that you have.

[Pete]

You thought them were real vegetables and chicken. No.

[Cam]

Oh, I knew the vegetables weren't real. Yeah, the vegetables. Every single one of them tasted like nothing.

[Pete]

Nothing.

[Cam]

Think about that. There was no taste. Any veggie.

[Pete]

I mean. And it's the saltiest food I've ever had it.

[Cam]

You say fruit food. Oh, bro. The chicken. Oh, my God.

[Pete]

No, no. Campbell's chicken noodle soup is made with water. 3D printed food and power.

They're like, here's salt and a little bit of shot, and then we're gonna ship it out to the. To the.

[Cam]

Let's make 8 million of those cans today. Yeah, dude, that is.

[Pete]

It doesn't surprise me, though, at all.

[Cam]

It's not, bro. The more we move, the more we keep going into the future. 20, 25 and 6 and 7 and 8. It is. It's not surprising. It's not literally not surprising.

[Pete]

But I don't. And I genuinely. I don't really find a problem with it either. As long as it's not gonna kill people. That's it. If it's killing people. Wrong.

[Cam]

See?

[Pete]

But every.

[Cam]

Okay, now, now I'm gonna. I'm gonna to. I'm going to flip the table here every single.

[Pete]

If you.

[Cam]

You can talk to Somebody and everyone is going to have one thing that they say is terrible for you.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And if you do that enough times, everything you touch is terrible for you.

[Pete]

Right.

[Cam]

You go organic. Oh, but it has to be from here because they still use pesticides.

[Pete]

Right?

[Cam]

Oh, you're getting processed stuff. It's terrible. It's all fake. Oh, lunch meat, cancerous, everything.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So it's like I'm overall pretty healthy and I've eaten nothing. Nothing but processed.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So it's like I. I'm kind of liking how everything's shaping out. I'm gonna stick to it. So I'm right there with you. I, like, I don't care. Unless it's like literally linked to, like, if you eat this, you will get die.

[Pete]

Yeah. Okay. But this is the kind of thing I've. I've been saying, though. I said it like a year or two ago and I got killed on the Internet for it. We do not have enough chickens. We do not have enough meat supplies. We don't have it. We have.

[Cam]

Ready, ready, ready. That's another one.

[Pete]

Because this is an unbelievable one.

[Cam]

Again, I was going to bring up. I saw this couple.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Like a mom and dad. They went down a rabbit hole of like doing the math behind McDonald's. So I'm going to drop this McDonald's math. McDonald's sells 6.5 million burgers a day. A day?

[Pete]

Yes. That's a lot. 6.5 million burgers a day.

[Cam]

Okay. One full sized grown cow can produce approximately 2,000 burgers.

[Pete]

Okay. Okay.

[Cam]

So to keep up with that standard, in one month. Not a quarter, not Q1, not a week. One month. You need 97,500 cows.

[Pete]

Thank you.

[Cam]

One month. Yeah, that, that's. We don't have that many cows.

[Pete]

And that's only for.

[Cam]

And you McDonald's. And that's only.

[Pete]

That's for McDonald's. That's only for McDonald's.

[Cam]

There's Bro.

[Pete]

No, no, no, no. ISO. ISO. Break me off. ISO. No. And this is to all you on TikTok, all you on Instagram, all you on YouTube and Spotify. A year ago, over two years ago, maybe I said, there is not enough chickens or cows or meat supply on this earth for as much meat and eggs and all that stuff that we use. And you're like, oh, no, we have farms and all that. That your farm.

[Cam]

Get him.

[Pete]

Y' all eating Penguin pigeon foot 3D printed Campbell's chicken noodle meat and monkey knuckles. And y. Careful. And y' all are all. And y' all all made fun of me. Payton. So stupid. The guy from the YSK podcast is so dumb. Guess what? I'm right.

[Cam]

Get him.

[Pete]

You just needed some people with some farm animals to tell you. But when the guy on the podcast says it, he's all, two years ago, he's all crazy.

[Cam]

Get him.

[Pete]

And that's happened time and time again. I said about the aliens. I said it about everything. And it always comes out a year later of me being right. So everybody that's hating on this podcast and hating on me, I'm right and you're wrong.

[Cam]

Get him.

[Pete]

And I want an apology in the comment section on every platform we have.

[Cam]

And stamp that and take it to your bank.

[Pete]

I've been right the whole time. I'm tired of everybody saying that I've been wrong. I'm tired of it. I'm so thankful you said that. And honestly, you too, because you get on here. You get on here. When I initially made the argument, that's.

[Cam]

Initially you said, you've been proven right.

[Pete]

You're so dumb. You're so stupid. I'm right and you're wrong. And I deserve from you, I deserve the best. Go Payta. And I want your lungs to fall out of your. The way you see it, you do.

[Cam]

It right now, boy. Three, two, one.

[Pete]

Go, Payta.

[Cam]

Go, Payta. Go, Payta. Go, PETA. Go Payta. Go, Payta. That's my pay da. That's your pay, duh. He's PETA. Go pay da. Go pay da. That's your pay da. Go pay to. Who's your pay, duh? He's your pay. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Pete]

It's gonna fall.

[Cam]

No, no, no.

[Pete]

No, sir. Payta.

[Cam]

No, sir, no. I told y'.

[Pete]

All. I told y'. All. I told y'. All. I told y'. All.

[Cam]

Let me get.

[Pete]

Look at that tough. Hey.

Told you. Hey.

[Cam]

Go, Peter.

[Pete]

I told you. A round of applause.

[Cam]

Get him.

[Pete]

I'm not going to lie.

[Cam]

The fact that he just goes round of applause. We instantly go.

[Pete]

Oh.

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

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[Cam]

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I'm good. Okay. I have something else. Speaking of being fake.

[Cam]

Breathe. Breathe, master padawan, breathe. Execute order.

[Pete]

One more round of applause for me.

At home, at home, in your car, wherever you're at, clap right now.

[Cam]

If you're not clapping, then you're not. You're not listening.

[Pete]

If you're not clapping, you're eating pigeon knuckle.

[Cam]

Yeah, you are a little pterodactyl beak. You're eating that woolly mammoth liver.

You're eating that proboscis monkey snout.

[Pete]

That's funny.

[Cam]

You're chewing on.

[Pete]

Strong.

Now.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. We're not eating real food.

[Pete]

Speaking. I don't care either. I'm fine eating fake food. I really don't care.

[Cam]

No, but we really like Genuinely. Again, I don't even want to say it. On the off chance they want to come through on the sponsor vetting. We should not be eating this food.

[Pete]

No, I will always eat this food. And I will say I'm proud to take that partnership with the. I will, too. But I'm saying not for the money, because I do eat that product. I have McDonald's and killed.

[Cam]

I can't say no to it.

[Pete]

I don't want those right out the window. Don't take me.

[Cam]

I go, oh, I'm doing so good. They go, oh, you want the McPick 5?

[Pete]

I go, give me two every time. Speaking of fake stuff, right? So I'm at that weird age, right, where I still internally feel like a kid, but a lot of people around me are getting married and engaged and having kids and all that. Well, you. That should be still for you. No, no, you're not.

[Cam]

I can't be a kid. I can't be a little street friend down the corner.

[Pete]

No, no, no. So I see, like, people, like, having kids and people that are younger than me having kids. Like people that were freshmen when I was a senior, they're having kids and getting married and I'm like, like, you didn't give life a chance. Sorry.

Like a little bit of fun. I'm kidding.

[Cam]

I know a freshman, when I was a senior has a nine year old.

And I'm not kidding.

[Pete]

It's a victim. That's not funny, dude. I had when I was in middle school. Think about that. I was a sixth grader, there was an eighth grader that was pregnant. That made me real sad. And as a. Like, when I was a kid, I was like. I was like, whoa. But now as an adult, like, I'm. I'm like, that's so sad.

[Cam]

That's very sad.

[Pete]

So sad. Anyway.

[Cam]

That's very sad.

[Pete]

Anyway, speaking of. That's fake. Right? I'm at the age where I'm going on Instagram and every day I feel like I see people getting engaged or, like, proposing to their significant other. Right.

Can I say I don't understand certain engagement pictures and how they're taken.

[Cam]

Now I can join the conversation.

[Pete]

I think a lot of y' all be faking yalls engagement.

There's no way, because I saw. Okay, so like, paint the picture. So, you know, whenever you're going on Instagram or whatever, and you see the moment where somebody got on a knee and the girl's like, oh, my God. Yeah, right. In certain instances, it makes sense that there's a photographer there and, like, the girl would be surprised.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Pete]

Because it's a public area or somewhere where people can hide and do this. Right?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

But recently I've been seeing a lot of engagement pictures in an open field. Dolo. Dolo. And both parties are dressed up with.

[Cam]

Words that say, William, Mary.

[Pete]

Not even that, because I can get that where it's like, okay, you're walking into a scene like, oh, my God, this is shocking. Like, oh, this is the proposal. But there's none of that. I'm talking about an open farm field. Just grass. Grass. The girl's super dressed up to the nines. The guy super dressed up to the nines and it's the nicest farm photo I've ever seen.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Now I would get it if the girl's just like, okay, yeah, I'm getting engaged. Yeah.

[Cam]

Like cool.

[Pete]

It's the part where they're acting surprised.

[Cam]

Yeah. What do you like is gonna happen? You think we're pulling up to a drive in movie. I'm in a three piece suit and.

[Pete]

We'Re in the field and we don't know this guy with the camera. We don't know him. How are you surprised, Ma', am?

[Cam]

Have you ever seen him ever?

[Pete]

No.

[Cam]

Is that our car?

[Pete]

No.

[Cam]

We got a rent. We rented a Corvette.

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cam]

What do you think we're taking a picnic?

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You're in six inch heels.

[Pete]

Yeah. We have never gotten this dressed up and gone to a field ever.

[Cam]

Do I have a new tumor?

[Pete]

No.

[Cam]

Is that the ring box in my pocket?

[Pete]

Yes. No, that's far. But I'm just saying, like I was, I was looking at these pictures, it was this girl and her man. And. And I'm so happy for you. And I'm sounding like a hating and I'm not hating.

[Cam]

It's not hidden. It's. It's the.

[Pete]

I want to be in. I want to be a fly on the wall and say how, how dumb are you? If you are surprised by it, Like, I don't know, like, I'm not trying to be.

[Cam]

Now, do we give the women benefit of the doubt? They're faking the emotion?

[Pete]

No, because we appeal to the guy. I don't want to make this a woman man thing. I want to say the people in general because it could be man, man, woman, however you're engaged.

[Cam]

That's true.

[Pete]

I just want to say.

[Cam]

Don'T.

[Pete]

If you're faking it, don't. You can be happy. But like, you knew on the car ride. You took a 45 minute car ride.

[Cam]

We left town like, no, we're not going to eat.

[Pete]

My part is the camera guy. Yeah. There's no way the camera guy didn't give it up. Yeah.

[Cam]

There's a stranger with you in your proximity and it's only the three of you.

[Pete]

We're in an open field. Field. Like literally this was like open farm fields. The girl was super dressed up in a dress. The guy was super dressed up in like a button up, tucked in. Looked good. They looked great.

[Cam]

Crisp.

[Pete]

They're nothing like a farm field acre.

[Cam]

Not even a table, not a blanket for a picnic.

[Pete]

Nothing.

[Cam]

You're not a movie screen. There's nothing.

[Pete]

And it was one of those farm fields where it's not freshly manicured lawn. You had to go like this.

[Cam]

Oh yeah. It's not tall grass. That real estatic grass.

[Pete]

Where are you at what point? Point. And, and the crazy part, the picture is like this. No, you're not.

[Cam]

No, you're not. That's a fake emotion.

[Pete]

What were you thinking? As we're stepping over tumbleweeds and the guy with the 70x zoom is following us like this.

[Cam]

The guy with the Sony 20 to 70 steps on a branch. You turn around, he's like this. What do you think you're a part of?

[Pete]

Like, yeah, I get parks and. And stuff like that. Like yours was in a Japanese tea garden.

[Cam]

You hitting a bush inside of a mountain.

[Pete]

Yes. And you took her to this trip and it was a vacation. All this, like it was fine. Or you, you're like, go to a restaurant or wherever. Like, I get it. You could be surprised. But you're in a farm. Like there's no way. And who's this guy with the camera? I'm sorry.

[Cam]

I love it. And that's so true. And that is a. That is a brilliant genius point. If you don't propose in public.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You are not allowed to act surprised on your post.

[Pete]

No. Especially if it's.

[Cam]

We should go find them and just go.

[Pete]

Fake.

[Cam]

Just leave that. Just a drive by comment.

[Pete]

Fake. Oh, and I feel like I know this girl and like we went to school together and I love her. She's great. Well, I don't love her. I don't really know, but like, she was cool when I did.

[Cam]

I know this. I know. I feel bad because I know this girl and we went to school together.

[Pete]

I actually love this girl. Wait, no, I don't love her.

[Cam]

I actually don't know her too much.

[Pete]

But like, I remember she was super nice and I don't want to take away her special moments. Right. But I don't like being lied to either.

[Cam]

Oh yeah. No, don't lie to me. I don't even care. If your post is not for me, it's clearly not for me. It's for all of your followers. But you're lying to all of you. I am a follower. You are lying to me. Do not do that. You're not surprised. You knew Jacob was getting on a knee. You probably have your thing rehearsed.

[Pete]

Like you've been dating for nine years.

[Cam]

Yeah. It's like you're about to give an ultimatum. What do you think he's doing taking you out There to sing to you. What are we do. You're getting proposed to. This should be a picture.

Like happy.

[Pete]

Yeah. Smiling.

[Cam]

Oh my God. Maybe tears from just overall over excitement.

[Pete]

Yeah. You're not.

[Cam]

This should not be your image. You're not surprised. We think he's taking you out there to ask you to duel. No.

[Pete]

That's funny.

[Cam]

That is hilarious. Oh my God, that's so true.

[Pete]

But I can't make fun of. Cause I. You know, in Baltimore, I was. I literally asked her like week three of us, like being together. I was like, if I propose to you right now, and I meant it. I was like, would you say yes? She was like, no. So I can't make fun of me.

[Cam]

That's good though. That's good. If she would have said yes, run for the hills. She said no. That's a good woman. Strong mind, strong will.

[Pete]

I learn a lot. Like my father. Cause we were talking about their engagement and he asked my mom to marry him. Two weeks into dating, she said no.

[Cam]

You know, we visit that quite often.

[Pete]

How come?

[Cam]

Both of our dads were. I mean, if you ask the right person, they're considered a creep. No, they were creepy.

[Pete]

Yeah, our moms were just dumb, I guess.

[Cam]

Your dad is washing your mom's car while she's clocked in. And my dad's watching my mom in the bowling league. And then she turns around, he's vanished.

[Pete]

Yeah. I mean, that's Mike 101.

[Cam]

Yeah. Unbelievable.

[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

Rest of the episode, the you should know podcast.

Okay, our head of operations, Big Dog K. Rob, made the biggest hoot. He made a TikTok about this. Did you know that Taco Bell sells burgers?

[Cam]

See, I now I heard you and him talking about that.

[Pete]

I still don't believe it's a secret menu. It's a secret menu.

[Cam]

No, it's not. It's. It's Taco Bell, but it's a secret menu. Taco Burger Bell.

[Pete]

But that's when you go to in n out. They don't have animal style on the. On the menu. You just got to know it.

[Cam]

Yeah, but they're not on your fried chicken.

[Pete]

So back in a long time ago, Taco Bell used to, like, have it on their main menu, like some type of burger, but now they just have it on their secret menu. And I knew you'd be skeptical about it, and a lot of the audience is probably skeptical about it, so I brought some. We're gonna try the secret menu. Taco Bell burger.

[Cam]

No, you do not. Robin, man, that's a burger.

[Pete]

That's a burger. Look right here.

[Cam]

This isn't.

[Pete]

This cannot be Taco Bell burger.

[Cam]

My God, it's dense.

[Pete]

It is dense.

[Cam]

It's more meat than a regular patty.

[Pete]

No, we're gonna taste test it. Here we go.

So look at this. I'm gonna show. Look. It's literally. Oh, it's literally just a taco in a burger bun. Actually looks fantastic.

[Cam]

This is unbelievable.

[Pete]

So much spillage.

[Cam]

It literally is a taco in a burger bun.

[Pete]

So we're gonna taste. As I venture to say, we're the first podcast to taste as. This.

[Cam]

This is cannot be. Okay, Is it, like, certain locations?

[Pete]

I don't know.

[Cam]

How do you know they have a secret menu?

[Pete]

Robbie told me. I mean, look at Robbie. He knows.

[Cam]

I understand that's the point of secrecy. But I'm saying, how do I. Like, can I get this in Monroe, Louisiana.

[Pete]

What?

[Cam]

That taco.

[Pete]

I don't know. So that, like, whenever I went to In N Out, like, initially took like two years to figure out they had animal style fries. And the only. And do you know what a Flying Dutchman is at In N Out? What exactly.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Are we tasting this?

[Pete]

Taste testing the Taco Bell burger. Cheers.

[Cam]

Cheers, bud. Bun to bun.

[Pete]

I was gonna ruin my calories.

Oh, my God. It really just, like, tastes like a. A taco. Spicy, ain't it.

[Cam]

Spicy? It's fire, though. That's fire. Fire.

[Pete]

That was really good.

It's like a taco. It.

[Cam]

It literally is a taco.

[Pete]

I don't know what that sauce is on it, though. That sauce got some heat. I love salsa.

[Cam]

Boy, you put the hell is. Is that Diablo?

[Pete]

Like, golly, they put some extra on that. What is it?

[Cam]

It's a hot sauce, I'll tell you that.

[Pete]

Yeah, mine's a little warm too, but.

[Cam]

Holy.

[Pete]

Holy.

[Cam]

No, this is a hot.

[Pete]

I haven't get. I haven't hit mine yet.

[Cam]

You don't have it, do you?

[Pete]

No.

[Cam]

You don't have this on.

[Pete]

This is so hot.

[Cam]

Not again.

[Pete]

We put the world hottest hot sauce on it. No, no, no.

Dude.

[Cam]

At first I was like, okay, it's tacos. I like spice. I can help me put the world on. We put the world's hot sauce on it.

[Pete]

There's no Taco Bell Burger.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Cam]

Like, when it hits the tongue, it's tolerable. When you swallow it, you're.

[Pete]

Oh, y' all said in the comments. I'll never be able to prank him again.

[Cam]

I got him water. No, no, you. Dude, water.

[Pete]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

They got a little kick to it.

[Pete]

Hey, I don't even know how I got a little bit on my. And it was.

[Cam]

Oh, no. Please, please.

Please, please. Water, please. Just one of them.

[Pete]

Water or milk? I don't give a.

[Cam]

Hurry, please.

Please. Water, water, Water first. Water always helps.

Oh, my God. I took such a big bite.

[Pete]

I was about to say, hey, bro, I'm not getting the sauce. What point in the burger did you hit it? I was hoping you still eat it. What is it?

Let me see the bottom bun. That's where we. That's where we put the hot sauce.

[Cam]

Oh.

Here you. Show and tell.

[Pete]

I mean, it's impossible to tell, actually. Dump the. Dump the.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Dude, I just thought kind of hard to tell, but it's all that orange and red. Oh, man. How. How hot is this? Hot, man.

[Cam]

And it's always hot. It's when you swallow it.

[Pete]

It's literally. It's the world hottest hot sauce.

[Cam]

Damn. It is that same one. It's the same one.

[Pete]

I'm the prank master dog. Hey, I will always get you to eat spicy stuff.

Regardless. Y' all thought I couldn't do it.

Oh, man.

You all right?

[Cam]

Oh, dude, it's every time.

[Pete]

Time.

[Cam]

You don't understand, cuz you haven't done this.

[Pete]

K was having such a good day.

[Cam]

Oh, what?

Okay. K, no.

I'll give you too.

[Pete]

I'll give you $200. I'll give you $200 if you finish a burger.

[Cam]

I don't need 200. That bad.

[Pete]

500. $500 if you finish a whole burger.

[Cam]

Oh, that'd be nice. No, I. No, I can't. I actually can't. I'm not.

[Pete]

I'm doing. That's. That's.

[Cam]

That's f. That's a form of self abuse.

You need a burger and I know. And for anybody in the comments, unless you literally have consumed this. You think I'm gay.

[Pete]

Gas.

We still have to film so many more things.

[Cam]

Think I'm gassing it. It's when you swallow it.

Oh, the back of your tongue is on.

[Pete]

Oh, K. Is it that bad? It's not that bad.

[Cam]

I swear to God. Then you bite it. You take two bites of that.

[Pete]

It's not that bad. Bad.

[Cam]

It's literally the f. Like as far back as you can touch on your tongue. It is it like on. It's like you touch it to a stove.

[Pete]

Hey, there's, you know, the crazy, you.

[Cam]

Know, not that bad. M.

[Pete]

You are sweating bad, bro. Your whole.

[Cam]

It's hot, cuz.

[Pete]

It's your.

[Cam]

It's your head. It's your.

[Pete]

It's your. It's your mana. Hey, you know, the crazy part is this makes me a bad friend. And I'm sorry. Robbie was going to the store yesterday to get hot sauces.

And he found a hot sauce. And it said it was really hot. And it was like. It was like one of the hottest ones. And I was like, Robbie, I was like, I know there's hotter.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Oh, wow. I know there's hotter. And so he was like, literally, Amy goes, this one's $30 more.

[Cam]

Why don't you spit on this sauce?

Oh, that burp was.

[Pete]

He boy turned into a dragon.

[Cam]

I'm not kidding. I took two Full bites.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Thinking I'm getting some secret menu, so you have to bear with me for a little.

[Pete]

All right. We can.

[Cam]

My head's itching.

[Pete]

We can.

This might.

[Cam]

I like milk.

[Pete]

Yeah, Cam, I heard milk. Milk helps. Oh, hey, you know, you shouldn't. Trust me, there's always two parts to a prank that milk's like.

We should take a break. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The you should know podcast.

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[Pete]

Now on to the rest of the episode, the you should know podcast.

How do you feel?

Hot.

[Cam]

I feel hot, bro. It that it's. Unless you literally have a numb tongue.

[Pete]

Numb tongue syndrome.

[Cam]

If you have numb tongue syndrome.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

If you swallow that hot sauce, you are screwed. You are utterly screwed. It's nonsense, I believe.

[Pete]

And this is a. And so for years on this podcast, it has been a thing of me pranking Cam with hot sauce. I've done it. I've done it in literally every way imaginable. And I even, you know, the comments said that they don't think it could happen again. I believed it couldn't happen again. Me and Robbie concocted this last night. And I mean, I'm so glad that we were able to get you again. It might be another year until we.

[Cam]

Can get you, but if it's. It's all in sport. And by God, I will give props for. Props for. Dude, that was well thought out as planned. Yeah, it was executed you had me thinking there's a burger from a taco joint.

[Pete]

Yeah, golly, you know, presenting Cam with some new food, he's bound to eat it.

[Cam]

Oh, I'm going for it. You could have gave me a jelly donut, filled it with hot sauce.

[Pete]

Not a bad idea. Now can I say, this year, from today, I will confidently claim this.

No one working for you should know studio videos, and on our flagship show, the you should know podcast. I will never be pranked with hot sauce or hot foods or spice. Never. It will never happen. No, I am unprankable with hot sauce. It will never happen. I'm going on record saying that.

[Cam]

Challenge accept.

[Pete]

It will not happen. You're unbreakable or unbreakable? Unbreakable with hot sauce.

[Cam]

Challenge accepted.

[Pete]

Yeah. You're asking for it, bro. It's been years we've been doing. Doing this, like, three years, literally.

[Cam]

K. Rob flips the burgers. You're pranked today.

[Pete]

He wouldn't do that.

[Cam]

You just.

[Pete]

You just.

[Cam]

You just. Okay, can I say, set a bounty for yourself.

[Pete]

Okay, but that would have been. That have been Robbie getting me. That would have been his prank. Can I say your prank? Because this prank was a me and Robbie prank. You.

[Cam]

I'm gonna go team up with Einstein over here, and we're gonna do some to get you back.

[Pete]

Okay? We can. We can put that on the record. I don't think that it's gonna happen for me.

[Cam]

What if we did the most invasive thing ever?

[Pete]

Ever?

[Cam]

We're doing, like, a quiz or something. Robbie turns the corner, she goes. Shoots you in the neck. And it's just like a dart with hot sauce. You straighten your bloodstream.

[Pete]

I'm doing my, like, laughing like this, Like. Like, mouth all wide open, eyes open. You go. You go.

[Cam]

Pepper spray, like, just mace you. I'm like, what the.

[Pete]

Yeah, it'd be the last day of yskp. Oh, yeah. It would be the end of it. It would be the end of it. But, you know, so it is the holiday season. Season. God, it is the holiday season, man. We got a lot coming up this month over on Patreon, which is the best place on Earth. The memberships have been absolutely flying off the wall.

[Cam]

Best place on Earth. I think that's the heat talking through me.

[Pete]

I don't know where that, like, secretary came back. We're doing this thing on the week of Thanksgiving. It's called Five days Christmas. Did I get some pot?

[Cam]

Did you get a little dibble, dad?

[Pete]

The week of Christmas, week of Christmas, we're going to be uploading a piece of content every single day.

[Cam]

Yes, sir.

[Pete]

On the Koala Royalty, the top membership.

[Cam]

Yes, sir.

[Pete]

And it's not just frivolous saying it's high quality content, extra episodes. It's.

[Cam]

It's.

[Pete]

It's gonna be best. And that's because Koala Royalty, the Koala Club in the hole, is the best place on earth that we have to give back. They keep the ship sailing as well as you on the audio and as well as you on the YouTube. So thank you, thank you, thank you. And we got to give back. We got to give back. And there might be a giveaway of some sort on this month's Koala Royalty live stream. So if you want something, go over there. Yeah, I think we should get out of here now. Yes, sir. Get us out of here. Yeah. No, I need a great episode.

[Cam]

I need regular milk, not expired. Maybe almond, not cow. And about another liter of water.

[Pete]

But so rich, bro.

[Cam]

We. Almond milk makes me rich.

[Pete]

Yes, bro. Yes, bro.

[Cam]

You don't know what you're drinking. If you're going great value whole milk.

[Pete]

You're rich. You're.

[Cam]

No, you're getting cows, piss, blood, eucalyptus, little nectar, some white food dye, and they go, drink up. It's good for your calcium. Rich.

[Pete]

My.

[Cam]

You don't.

[Pete]

You.

[Cam]

You can't even speak. You can have milk. One milkshake and you're.

[Pete]

You're up your plumbing. Oh, I'm gonna talk about this on the extended. That's coming out Wednesday this week. I had ice cream with Voldemort this weekend.

[Cam]

Oh, you did?

[Pete]

Oh, my God. Oh, you were on the phone. I was on the phone. Literally almost crashed my car. Like how.

Like she almost left.

[Cam]

No, she's weird.

[Pete]

She likes him.

[Cam]

Okay, yeah. If you want to hear about how Voldy likes farts and how he almost crashed his Tesla due to a milkshake, head on over to Patreon right now. Watch the extended episode coming out.

[Pete]

Fans of the podcast, like cousins. Cousins. Didn't know that.

[Cam]

Anyway, I mean, we love each and every single. Can't get rid of me of you.

[Pete]

Coward.

[Cam]

We are glad that it is finally cold. We are in. We are in the ending. I mean, this is still hot. Guys, I'm trying. I swear to God, I'm trying. We're in the end of the year. We want to end the year with you and go over to the Koala Club. Prime Cubs royalty. No matter. We just want you there.

[Pete]

Sorry.

Sorry to interrupt you. Somebody in here revealed that they're in a relationship as well. You can only get that full story on the Patreon that was revealed last week.

[Cam]

That's very true. There is a brand new sprouting relationship in this room right now. You have to go to the Koala.

[Pete]

Club to figure it out.

[Cam]

Hit that first link in the description below you. That is the Patreon. We absolutely love you. But before you get out of here, make sure you share this to your friends, your foes, your aunts, your hoes, your uncles, your nemesis.

[Pete]

Oh careful. Oh careful.

[Cam]

Your nemesis and everyone in between confuse the casuals. Get you good karma.

[Pete]

This week's code where my nemesis in my real nemesis.

[Cam]

N T S NTS not no taco sauce. Numb tongue syndrome.

[Pete]

Numb tongue syndrome. Numb tongue. Leave that in the comments every single where. Man, get out of here. Remember one out of ten Christmas.

[Cam]

I need a drink.

[Pete]

I need more water. We'll see you next time. Oh my God.

[Cam]

I love you.

[Pete]

See you. One million subscribers coming up. You want that surprise? Subscribe.

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