SURPRISE, WE'RE ENGAGED! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

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Podcast Summary: "SURPRISE, WE'RE ENGAGED!"

You Should Know Podcast – Episode 224
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Date: July 6, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of the You Should Know Podcast is electric with post-tour energy, featuring an abundance of hilarious behind-the-scenes tour stories, playful debates on hygiene and etiquette, audience interactions, and a show-stopping prank that gives the episode its title. Hosts Peyton and Cam, as always, blend absurd confessions, heartfelt moments, and relentless ribbing into a uniquely candid, best-friends-hanging-out atmosphere.

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Major Discussion Points & Timestamps

1. Post-Tour Debrief & Hygiene Confessions

Starts at [01:02]

• Peyton & Cam return from the first leg of their live tour: San Francisco, San Diego, Austin, Houston.
• Peyton drops a major hygiene confession: he didn’t brush his teeth for the first three days of tour.
• Cam roasts Peyton’s cologne reliance and toothbrush neglect, disgusted by Peyton’s proudly “transparent” approach.
  • “I think that’s what pisses me off more, that you’re just like, yeah, I did it. It’s fine. I did it. It’s like, have some couth.” — Cam, [04:09]
  • Peyton admits his gums bled during a flight; Cam compares this to not washing a wound.
  • “Alcohol cleans all.” — Peyton, defending his mimosa remedy, [07:12]
• Cam’s “weird” habit: saying “good night” before taking naps, even at 3pm.
  • “Announcing your nap to another grown man is absolutely insane.” — Peyton, [13:10]

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2. Debate: ‘Sea’ vs. ‘Ocean’ (and Geography Nonsense)

Starts at [14:14]

• Cam and Peyton get lost in a wild semantic debate over the difference between seas, oceans, bays, lakes, and gulfs.
  • “Sea and the ocean are different. Just think sea is smaller. You have a bathtub, then you have a pool… then you go to a lake, past the lake is sea, then you have ocean sizes.” — Cam, [21:10]
• The conversation devolves into tongue-twisted confusion and dubious explanations, with both hosts eventually conceding neither really knows the specifics.
• Memorable laughter and frustrated exchanges (and a little geography lesson, kind of).

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3. Dine-In Movie Theater Disaster

Starts at [23:09]

• Peyton updates his ongoing quest for the ideal movie theater experience.
  • Reports a cringe encounter: a theater waiter recognizes him mid-movie, insists on a selfie (with flash), and loudly discusses Peyton’s online fame.
  • “He goes, you mind if I get a picture?...Not trying to whisper so everybody’s hearing.” — Peyton, [27:00]
  • Cam and Peyton debate etiquette; Cam insists waiters should know better:
  • "You need to be fired...Not whispering. Can we get a picture right now?" — Cam, [28:32]

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4. Awkward Meet and Greet Moments & Family Photo Fails

Starts at [32:25]

• Cam shares about feeling “disrespected” during family photos, including his wife pausing the shoot to tell him he looks too tired to be photographed.
  • “She tried to huddle. She told our photographer, we need a moment. She told me to take five.” — Cam, [36:44]
• Both hosts trade stories of awkward fan photo requests—ranging from “more teeth” to asking friends to “suck in” for pictures.
• Cam recounts an uncomfortable meet-and-greet incident: a male fan double-tapping his butt during a photo.
  • “He double tapped my a in the meet and greet. He took my kindness for weakness.”** — Cam, [40:50]

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5. Wildest Plane Experience Ever: “Amazing Grace” at 30,000 Feet

Starts at [43:23]

• In the midst of their tour, Cam & Peyton describe the most bizarre flight ever.
• A Southwest flight attendant, unprompted, serenades the passengers with a full, emotionally-charged rendition of “Amazing Grace” over the PA system.
  • “She didn’t start at the beginning of the song and end after the chorus—this sang a three and a half minute song. Song of Amazing Grace.” — Peyton, [45:27]
  • Their reactions swing from suppressed laughter to secondhand embarrassment, with the whole plane erupting in patriotic applause.

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6. Breakfast Appetizer Debate

Starts at [49:14]

• Peyton proposes normalizing appetizers at breakfast (bacon, fruit, pigs in a blanket), which Cam fiercely rejects.
  • “Bacon is a fantastic appetizer.” — Peyton, [49:36]
  • “Pigs in a blanket as an appetizer? Dude, you can’t get kolaches for an appetizer!” — Cam, [50:48]
  • Banter builds up as they dissect what constitutes a meal versus sides at breakfast.

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7. THE PRANK: “SURPRISE, WE’RE ENGAGED!”

The episode title moment—starts at [56:26]

• Peyton sets up a tense “surprise” for Cam, making him close his eyes and hold out his hands (Cam is visibly anxious).
• Peyton hands Cam a pastry with a "Will you be my best man?" message—implying Peyton has become engaged to his long-time partner Sarah.
  • Cam is overwhelmed, nearly moved to tears, and doubts it’s real.
    • “No, you did not. You would have told me.” — Cam, [58:55]
    • “You can’t do this to me. You cannot do this to me. You’re not being fru–are you being so fru–no, you’re not…” — Cam, [58:58]
  • Peyton lets Cam stew in the emotional moment, only to reveal it was an elaborate prank—referring to a prior conversation where Cam claimed he was “bad at pranks.”
  • The aftermath is classic: Cam cycles through disbelief, embarrassment, then admits defeat.
    • “My name’s Cam and my wife just got got.” — Cam, [67:37]

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8. Prank Wars Declaration & Wrap-Up

Starts at [64:24]

• Peyton and Cam discuss the beginning of a “prank war,” inviting listeners to contribute prank ideas (DM Cam).
• Multiple shoutouts to their Patreon (Koala Club), upcoming tour dates, and engagement bait for secret listener codes.
  • Secret code for this week: “pwb” — Peyton’s White Boy.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Hygiene & Tour Life

• "You smell good due to a lot of cologne and not due to the fact that you wore the same pair of denim for three days in a row." — Cam, [03:38]
• "This man didn't brush his teeth for three days consecutively." — Cam, [03:56]
• "Alcohol cleans all." — Peyton (defending blood and mimosa solution), [07:12]

Fan Encounters

• "Can you bring me back a straw? He goes, ‘Anything for you.’ He leaves, comes back with four straws…” — Peyton, [26:10]
• “Can we get a picture, man?” — Waiter to Peyton, [27:08]

Plane Story

• “She finishes the song. She literally finished it. And then she gets a couple of applause and she goes: ‘God bless America and welcome home.’” — Peyton, [47:34]

The Engagement Prank

• "Will you be my best man?" — Peyton (prank), [58:27]
• "You would have told me. I'm telling you now…It just happened." — Peyton, [58:55]
• "My name's Cam, and my wife just got got" — Cam, [67:37]

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Flow & Tone

• High-energy, rapid-fire storytelling mixed with deadpan delivery.
• Playful, sometimes savage, mutual roasting; plenty of inside jokes.
• Occasional heart and vulnerability—especially during the prank reveal.
• Eager fan engagement: shout-outs, story prompts, inside-code games.
• Genuine camaraderie: even the pranks and roasts are rooted in affection.

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Essential Timestamps

• [01:02] – Post-tour recap & hygiene confessions
• [14:14] – Sea vs. ocean debate
• [23:09] – Dine-in movie theater disaster
• [32:25] – Meet-and-greet horror stories & family photo cringe
• [43:23] – Flight attendant sings “Amazing Grace”
• [49:14] – The Great Breakfast Appetizer Debate
• [56:26] – Engagement prank set-up
• [58:27] – Prank “proposal” & emotional fallout
• [64:24] – Prank wars declared, wrap-up starts

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a definitive slice of the You Should Know Podcast: gross confessions, ridiculous debates, and raw friendship vibes, capped off by one of the most memorable on-mic pranks of the show’s history. Whether you’re tuning in for the inside jokes, wild stories, or genuine moments of vulnerability, this is an episode fans—and new listeners—shouldn’t skip.

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Transcript

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The you Should Know Podcast hey everybody, welcome back to you should know podcast. Episode 224. We got co host Gav back in the studio 224.

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224, 224s. Like I'm Kobe Bryant Bryant two 24s and I'm ready to start shining two to 224 bumping on them. I'm grinding two to 224. 224.

[A]

Dude, every episode you, you, you beat your record censoring every episode.

[B]

Huz Huzz. It's in West.

[A]

No, no, mine didn't get bleeped out. Yours did.

[B]

Oh, because I said yeah. Okay.

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We got back. The energy is up in the building right now because it's my turn to talk, not yours. The energy is high in the building right now because we are back from the first leg of tour.

[B]

Yeah, we are.

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We're back from the first leg of tour. Man, it is so fun. We went to, we went to San Francisco, we went to San Diego, we went to Austin, we went to Houston and we have a full breakdown of all the behind the scenes stories and troubles and stuff that will be available over on our Patreon on, on Wednesday. It'll be like probably like an hour and 45 long episode and the whole crew is going to be on it and we're going to talk about all this stuff.

[B]

Oh, it's going to be fun.

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It's going to be good.

[B]

That's. It's hilarious.

[A]

Yeah. So the last couple episodes have been pre recorded, but we're back real time. This is happening as you're Seeing it, man. Dude, how are you feeling coming back from these first four shows of tour?

[B]

Fantastic, honestly. Of course. A little tired because we were bumping and grinding on the road. You and me getting real frisky in that bed late at night, bumping furs. We were like bumpers going crazy.

[A]

I see why. Why you were giving up that 20 million. I mean, Cam's got a. Cam's too strong.

[B]

I mean, you gotta get me there. If you don't get me there, it's pretty embarrassing.

[A]

Yeah.

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One, One.

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One day we were trying to get on after a show, tell you drank too much.

[B]

Hey, I got there. Just took a little longer. It took a little longer. He said. So, hey, make sure you let me know.

[A]

No, I was like. I was like, it's been an hour and a half. I was like. I was like, unless you're elite, I don't know what's going on.

[B]

Oh, no, not elite.

[A]

Oh, no, I'm a rookie.

[B]

Rookie numbers over here.

[A]

But I love touring with you. Being on the road with you is.

[B]

No, I love being on tour with you, too. Now, I would be lying if I didn't say you absolutely disgust me in certain aspects of your life. And that's fine. To each its own, man to man.

[A]

I get that a lot. I think that's been a running thing on the podcast for a while. But one of the things in our meet and greets, people have always said, I smell good.

[B]

Yeah, well, you smell good due to a lot of cologne and not due to the fact that you wore the same pair of denim for three days in a row.

[A]

Yes.

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You also failed to brush your teeth for 72 hours.

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Yes.

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This total. Kayden Harden did not brush his teeth for the first three days of our tour.

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Yes.

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I'm gonna say that one more time a little quicker. This man didn't brush his teeth for three days consecutively.

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Yes. While we were traveling across the country on tour. 100%. I didn't do it.

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And.

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And I'm not trying to hide it either.

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I think that's what pisses me off more, that you're just like, yeah, I did it. That's fine. That's fine. I did it. It's like, have some couth. Have some. Have some. Be honorable.

[A]

And the crazy thing is, like, as much as the. Like, the people that watch our podcast and come to our show have become like a family to us in real life, we are strangers. Like, we haven't really met each other at all.

[B]

Yeah.

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Like, we are strangers.

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Yes.

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But I was telling Them when I met them. Hey, by the way, guys haven't brushed my teeth this whole week. And then, like, I thought as a joke, like. Cause they watch the podcast and they know me. They're like, oh. They'd be like, oh, funny. None of them found it entertaining.

[B]

It's disgusting. Yeah, it's disgusting. And you're lucky you had grapefruit High Noon covering the scent that is. You're. You're. You are farming bacteria. It blows my mind. Think about it. I've brushed my teeth six times.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

In the amount that you failed to do it once.

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A hundred percent.

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And it was not normal.

[A]

And it got to a point. There's a couple points in the week where I was realizing that me not brushing my teeth was becoming an issue. And it was whenever we were about to go do a mean greet and you're like, peyton, you got to go brush your teeth.

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It's bad, bro.

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And I would tell you, I was like, no, I'm about to drink, so it's gonna be fin.

[B]

And that. That a. That's unacceptable. But the more unacceptable one is we go to. We stopped at, like, a convenience store, grocery store, a gas station. Doesn't matter. This man has the nerve abroad. You should really buy a pack of gum. Why the should I buy a pack of gum? For your disgusting mouth. You want to buy gum? Yeah, but you don't want to brush your teeth and. No, spell the word lazy. Spell it for me.

[A]

I wouldn't put that as laziness. It's more of exhaustion. It's just like. I know it's one of those things. It's like getting back into the gym. That's how I view brushing my teeth. It's like, you gained a bunch of weight. And, you know, going back to the gym is gonna really hurt. And so it's the same thing with brushing my teeth.

[B]

Shouldn't hurt when you brush it. That's how you know you're not brushing adequately.

[A]

Exactly. I know. And that's why I don't want to do it. And it became a serious issue. Where I was contemplating maybe going to a doctor when we landed is when we got into the air on one of our flights. Immediately my gum started.

[B]

I wish, like, I just wish y' all could understand this. This man's sitting next to me, and we're just talking. And the flight, as soon as we get up and, like, not even full blown, just up there, like, normal, we're still on the ascent. I just look at him. He's like, yeah, man, I'M excited. There's just blood in his mouth. It's like that. I just don't like. I. Dude, I admire the hell out of you because the fact that you just bleed from your mouth.

[A]

Yeah. And then think I felt it happening, too. There's always a tingle that comes before the fall.

[B]

Think about what I'm about to say. If you cut your leg, you are 100 washing that cut. Whether it's in the shower, whether it's a specific wash, some hydrogen peroxide, some. You bled. You bled from your mouth.

[A]

Right? And you know what? I did.

[B]

And you didn't do anything.

[A]

Yes, I did. I ordered a mimosa. That was. That's how it clears. Alcohol cleans all. No alcohol with a little bit of juice. That's a vitamin. C will close that thing up real quick.

[B]

I mean. I mean, dude, you're gonna be. You're gonna have a smoker's grill in like five years. You don't even smoke.

[A]

You're making fun of me. But that's not worse than what you do. And I learned that you do this on tour, and it is weird.

[B]

Please enlighten me. What I do that is worse than not brushing my teeth for three consecutive days?

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Cam is the corniest person that I think I've ever met.

[B]

How?

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How? When we're on tour, me and Cam share a hotel room.

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Do.

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I swear to God, Cam. And let me know if anybody else has ever heard this.

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I'm nervous about what you're about to say.

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Cam says good night before he takes a nap.

[B]

Okay, that is. That's very applicable for good night. You're going to sleep. So you say goodnight before you go to sleep.

[A]

That's not applicable at all.

[B]

Yes, it is. I'm going to sleep. So I turn and I say good night and I go to sleep.

[A]

At what time? What time are you taking the nap?

[B]

Like 3pm that's fine. That doesn't matter. I'm going to sleep. I'm cutting off consciousness. Good night. Sleep.

[A]

Yes, Night. That's. Night is dictating a part of the day.

[B]

No, you're getting too literal. They just. You did. That's the. That's the phrase.

[A]

So you think it's appropriate to say good night anytime you're falling asleep?

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If you're going to bed at 10am if you woke up hell early, you're going for a very early morning nap. Good night.

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You say good night. You think more people universally will agree with you or agree with me?

[B]

I think with me, because why?

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That's Psychologically wrong.

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Psychologically wrong. Socially correct. It's just one of those unwritten rules when you go to sleep. Because you go to sleep every night. You always do. So that's where the good night comes from. But any other time, if you take a nap, bro, it's not strange to say good night.

[A]

It is.

[B]

Hey, I'm taking a nap, bro. Good night. Love you, dog. Just go to bed. It's. It's going. Okay. It's going to bed. Now, if you say good night, and

[A]

I don't even think going to bed

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is the correct term, going to bed.

[A]

I'm go. First of all, you don't nap in your bed. People that nap in their bed are weird. You don't nap.

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I'm in the hotel, so I'm not napping on the floor. I'm napping in the bed. So I was going to bed. That's going to bed.

[A]

No, you don't go to bed.

[B]

What do you call that? Laying down.

[A]

Yeah, I'm gonna go lay down.

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That's fine. That's also. You're going to the bed.

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No, it's not.

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How's that not going to bed? What makes going to bed?

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Because you don't have to lay down on the bed taking a nap.

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What am I floating over it like an exorcist? You can. On the.

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You take naps anywhere. Naps are for any time that. Naps are for any time, anywhere, any place. Exactly.

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They're the omnipotent.

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That was a great word.

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Omnipotent. Omnipotent is. Which one is omnipotent? That's omnipotent.

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I've never even heard that straight. Is that that word?

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It's about. It's about our Lord. God bless. God bless.

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But I'm just saying that is. That is wrong. I think the alternative for saying, like, exactly. What would you say for taking a nap?

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Yes.

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I'm about to hit the hay.

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I'm about to hit the hay. That is terrible. That's terrible.

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It's more accurate than saying, I'm a good night good. No, bro, that confused the out of me. I was in bed. I was like, sitting down, doing on my phone and camps. Dick was going to sleep at noon, and he was like, hey, bro, good night. And I literally had, like, internal crisis. Really? Am I.

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That's a you problem? I don't know. That is a you problem. I am going to sleep in a bed. It came out good night. And I think it's. Man, I think that holds in a jury in A court.

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I think that's a dad.

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Think of you, that might be a dad.

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First of all, announcing your nap to another grown man is absolutely insane.

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I don't do Irish goodbyes. I just, I don't slip into the darkness. I will tell you. Hey, I'm about to go sleep. Yeah, I'm about to go see, but

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I could take context clues, right? I, I. You're shirtless. You have on your rain sounds.

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Yeah, I do.

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And you're cozy. There's not a part of me looking at that and being like, he's about to go work out.

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I go, I don't know you. You'll talk me through you. Oh, dude, you'll keep me the awake in a nap. I will literally be like this because. And that's why I have to announce a hey, bro, good night. Because that's kind of like a. Stop talking to me. Because I'll be like this sometimes and you'll be like, bro, that was crazy. You see that? I'm like, what is it?

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What happened?

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Fall back and go. Did you get that email? I'm like, mother. So I gotta say good night.

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No. That's a hard thing about me. Like, I think I've learned that as well is I don't like being alone during the day.

[B]

Oh, my God. Can we talk about that?

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This is.

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Man cannot do anything like I. Dude. Okay. There's so many instances. The number one, it always has to do with clothes or packing.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

Anytime. Because you wait till the last second. Love you. That last second.

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Yes. And I'm like, uber's here.

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I'm going, bro, you. No, wait, bro. I'm like, what the hell? And you go, bro, why would you leave me? Honestly type of guy. You are. Honestly type. No, I'm used to it, bro.

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I'm used to it.

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No love around here. I'm the captain of the ship and you're back in your bag all angry. That kills.

[A]

Oh, it's my fault. I. I have attachment problems.

[B]

Yes. It's not my fault. Yes, it's your fault.

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But as somebody who loves me, you're supposed to help.

[B]

No, help is. Help is one word, but that is like a dependency. Wow.

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You'd rather me be distant?

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Not distant, but independent. I can't leave the room for 10 seconds without you going. Honestly, bro, you. Dude, I'm going to go because what's

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the point where you going without me? You can't go anywhere without me.

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I'm going. I can't go anywhere without you.

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That car's not gonna Leave a Payton Hardenstein in that car. We're going to the same spot. That's not even like an ego thing.

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Okay, I'm gonna start doing this.

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We're gonna say.

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So I'm gonna start. I'm gonna get my bag and I go. My leave. I cannot leave. But stay with the king. No, but, dude, you. It's. It's everything, though.

[A]

No, it's. It's a little homoerotic that you tell me good night before you take a nap. And I'm gonna put that out there. It's like, I don't know if that's a hint. Like, come take some with you. I don't know what that is, and I don't like it. I don't like it, and it throws me off. Hey, bro, I'm about to hit the A would be way cooler.

[B]

First off, are you someone's grandpa?

[A]

Who says grandpa?

[B]

Who says that?

[A]

Who says grandpa?

[B]

I've never said grandpa in my life. I don't know why that.

[A]

First time.

[B]

First time you don't say. Hit the hay.

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Oh, yeah. I'm about to go. Lights out real quick.

[B]

I'm about to go. Is this like stealth recon? Hey, ships. Ships entered the bay, seeing 20. Like, no, what are you talking about?

[A]

Hey, I'm about to go.

[B]

Lights off. All comms out of here. Red dot sensor alarm set. Lights out. What do you do?

[A]

Yeah, I'm about to go. Hey, I'm about to go dark real quick.

[B]

I'm about to go dark. Silence. Quickly, like, what are you talking about?

[A]

Or the. Hit it like a real dog and say, like, hey, bro, I'm about to take a quick 10. Who said what?

[B]

I don't need to say that. I definitely want more than 10.

[A]

I need more than 10 people that take.

[B]

No, no, dude, you're just.

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You're.

[B]

You're. You get cringed by my love of you.

[A]

That's it.

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I love you. I said, hey, man. Good night.

[A]

And taking a nap longer than eight minutes is irresponsible.

[B]

Oh, eight minute naps are cush, dude.

[A]

Oh, that's what I'm saying. So who the. You're not 16. Stop talking.

[B]

Like, again, I've never said that ever. And I don't. I'm getting nervous.

[A]

Naps are so good.

[B]

The back of my knees are sweaty. I just said naps are weed. I just said that. Like, that came out of my mouth.

[A]

It's so crazy, like, going around these different states in different cities. I wasn't expecting. And again, we're going to have a Full breakdown over on our Patreon. But I wasn't expecting San Francisco to be so cold.

[B]

Oh, my.

[A]

California is the coldest place on earth in June.

[B]

No, no. I have no idea. Like, it's California. It's not supposed to be. It has to be because of the ocean. It has to be.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Isn't that strange that it was cold by the ocean? No, that's. That's. I mean, that's common.

[A]

But how cold?

[B]

That's. That's the strange part.

[A]

Yeah. But whenever we were going on the bridge, they said it was the sea.

[B]

Who? Okay, One, incredibly wrong.

[A]

Two.

[B]

Who's they? You didn't talk to anybody.

[A]

The Franciscans.

[B]

The Franciscans, yeah. You didn't speak to a soul. So who is they?

[A]

I know. I went on a run because I'm on my fitness journey. Somebody was eating in the.

[B]

I went to the little fitness gym. Terrible gym. I mean, just terrible.

[A]

No. Oh, my God.

[B]

They should call it cardio room. They should say cardio room.

[A]

When I visited you in that gym, there was a lady that kicked me doing a cartwheel. There was a weird in there kicking cartwheels. Can I say that? That was the.

[B]

She's blocking the water machine.

[A]

I know. I. I literally. She saw me trying to leave, and she literally was blocking that door with cartwheels. I don't like.

[B]

Camera gonna flip.

[A]

Yeah, but they said it was the.

[B]

It's not the sea.

[A]

Is the sea in the ocean the same thing?

[B]

Nowhere near. They're close because it's water, but it's not. They're so different. Sea and the ocean are not the same.

[A]

How so not?

[B]

Oceans are massive in ocean. Like, water is inside of the ocean sea or so. So. So sorry. Ocean is inside of like. Or land is inside.

[A]

Let's try it one more time. How about you take a. Take a breath?

[B]

Land is inside of the ocean. Like, the ocean is around the entire Earth and there's pockets of land. A sea is inside of land.

[A]

Did you say land is inside of the ocean?

[B]

Yes. So, like, if you strip, like Ocean Island. No, not. I mean. I mean, technically all lands. And I. You could say that, but no, I'm saying ocean is the whole globe and there's the massive parts of the land. That's the ocean. Seas are like the little pockets, like inside of countries. When there's a big body of water that's very big, it's clearly not a lake. It's typically in land mass, not fully surrounded, but it's inside.

[A]

What the are you talking about? That's like, what are you saying right now?

[B]

That's the main difference.

[A]

So you talk about a lake.

[B]

No one said lake. I said lake. I said it's not a lake. Okay. Ocean is the globe. 70% of the world's water. Right? So oceans are the massive bodies that there's endless miles of nothing and nothing. Now when that. Oh, it's still the ocean. And it comes up on the coast of California. That's the ocean sea.

[A]

So it has to be next to California to be the ocean?

[B]

No, it's the whole world. But seas are typically. They're smaller and they're. They're like wrapped. Not wrapped, but there's. Around land, like inside of land, is what I'm saying to you.

[A]

So a lake.

[B]

It's not a lake. A lake is fully enclosed in smallish.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Except for the great ones.

[A]

So a lake is closed. You can't escape a lake.

[B]

Correct. I mean, yeah.

[A]

A sea is partially closed. So you can get it. So you can get in and out of a sea from an ocean?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

What the cut off of a sea in an ocean.

[B]

I think someone just gave him lines one day. I thought it.

[A]

See in an ocean was just a different names. Like the coast.

[B]

Oh, like the Gulf.

[A]

Like the Gulf of Mexico. Is the ocean. The Mediterranean Sea. Mediterranean Sea is the ocean. Oh, no, it's just in the Mediterranean part. And they just named it some fun. Like the Gulf of Mexico. Right. Is the ocean.

[B]

I think. I mean, yeah, I think it's the ocean. Now, a gulf. I'm not too quizzical on a gulf. I don't know what makes a golf a gulf, but I know a sea when I see.

[A]

So. Okay, wait, how like the Indian Ocean?

[B]

Yes, sir, that's an ocean.

[A]

But it's only for the Indians. No, like that's the Indians got.

[B]

No, it's a big one by Indians.

[A]

And the Gulf of Mexico is for the Mexicans.

[B]

Yeah, they drink from that water.

[A]

No, I'm just kidding.

[B]

But I don't know what a gulf is. A sea. Okay, back to the base a go. A sea and an ocean are different. Peyton Harden. Seas and oceans are different.

[A]

I'm understanding that you're saying that, but is there an action? Is it like salt water and fresh water?

[B]

They're both salt water. They're both big salt water. And they're.

[A]

So there's no difference. That's what I'm hearing there.

[B]

Okay. Okay. You're a physical learner. Let me show you something. Ocean, huge. Then there's land. It meets.

[A]

Right. You can't do that like that. I don't know where we're at. Yes it does. Cuz are we in America?

[B]

Literally. Doesn't matter. Yeah. So all the water to the west of California, that's a. That's a fat ocean.

[A]

But they call it the sea.

[B]

They don't go. No, they don't.

[A]

Then why is it called the bay area if it's that mean? Because they said it's the bay. They call that water the bay. You want to go to the bay? Yeah, I'm gonna go to the bay.

[B]

Yeah, that's a. The bay. That's cool.

[A]

So why. So is that the ocean?

[B]

Cuz there's bays and there's piers. If they call that pier area, it doesn't make a difference. It's an ocean.

[A]

No, the piers, the deck. The bay is the water.

[B]

The bay. The water right next to it might be the bay or something. But it's the ocean.

[A]

Then where are the names coming from?

[B]

Why is it called the people that named them? There is a difference.

[A]

So you're saying the Dead Sea isn't the ocean?

[B]

No, it's the Dead Sea.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I didn't name it. I'm not Jack Sparrow. I didn't name the. I don't know why, but it is.

[A]

Okay. Are there certain animals that only can go in the sea and there's only animals I can go in the ocean?

[B]

I mean, I assume, I would assume so.

[A]

Like in the ocean.

[B]

They're bred in the sea and they like it. They're like their pocket of land. They don't like other people.

[A]

So like when I've been to the ocean before, they tell me be careful of jellyfish and sharks.

[B]

Yeah, like.

[A]

But you can't find a crocodile in the ocean. Those are sea creatures. Like seahorses. You can't find a seahorse in the ocean. Let's go in the sea.

[B]

You. No, you're starting to panic. You're starting to panic and piss me off. Double P P squared. Did you just say a crocodile?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is a sea creature or.

[A]

Those belong in lakes?

[B]

Those are very much lakes and swamps, my boy. If I'm out in the cruise and I'm just flowing through beautiful the Mediterranean Sea and there's a gator.

[A]

But you just said you're in the ocean. Cruises don't go through the sea.

[B]

Yes they do.

[A]

So it's the same.

[B]

I've been on a cruise.

[A]

So it's the same thing then if they go in the same water.

[B]

Hey, Ronaldo had a hat trick. Wait, I don't know. Yeah, dude, I. Oh, my God. This is like. It makes my brain itch.

[A]

But do you understand the confusion if they're saying that the sea in the ocean are different?

[B]

Yes. No. There needs to be more distinctive differences, I'll give you that.

[A]

But if a seahorse can go in the ocean, what the hell is the difference?

[B]

It's just his name. I agree with you. Let's just call him a water horse. You want to call him agua horse. He can go wherever he wants to in the water. Just floating around, just like that. But the sea and the ocean is different. Just think sea is smaller. We're going to do this right. You have a bathtub, then you have a pool.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Then you have a river, possibly a creek. But then you go to a lake, past the lake is sea, Then you have ocean sizes. They're both saltwater. It's stupid. But there is a difference.

[A]

So there's. So what I'm hearing is you don't know.

[B]

I already. I said the land. You just can't, like, conceptualize.

[A]

But I don't have an answer, therefore I can't concede to them. My point being wrong.

[B]

Oh, my God. What a manipulative snake in the tongue. I just gave you the answer. You just don't understand it. That doesn't mean you don't have any.

[A]

Oh, my God. I have an update. I have an update.

[B]

Update on.

[A]

From last week. No, from last week. Remember when I talked about dine in movie theaters last week?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

And I told you after that episode that I'm going back. You.

[B]

You did?

[A]

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It is not affiliated with or endorsed by Beatrice. Now on to the rest of the episode. You should know podcast. Dude, I hate to talk about this because I know this guy watches the podcast, but you, oh, can I say something, brother? To the guy in the dying in a movie theater. You single handedly spare him, have ruined that experience for me. And I kid you not like that guy. I'm joking, but like, honestly, like, no, I am joking, but let's have some sense of professionalism here. Can I be honest? I love this update on the dine in movie theater.

[B]

Oh God, give it to us.

[A]

Last week I said how much I hate the experience because I hate the waiters and the waitresses that come by and they talk to you in the middle of the movie. And I don't like the, the flow of the experience. And I don't like to hear somebody back there talking about, can I get some enchilada, more cheese fat. Shut up.

[B]

And so, and I said, you, you got a rough hand dealt to you. You should try it again.

[A]

So I went to the movie theater and I was like, as you know, I'm on this journey to find the perfect movie theater before Spider man comes out.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Because that's important to me.

[B]

Very honorable journey.

[A]

So I'm sitting at the movie theater, right? Me and Sarah, I'm sitting there, right? I, I get served earlier than before. Perfect. So I'm like, okay, maybe it was just a bad experience.

[B]

Here we go. Oh God.

[A]

I'm like 15 minutes into the movie. 20 minutes into the movie. This is important to learn the structure and apply. We're about to get our first piece of like something wrong is going to

[B]

happen in this film.

[A]

It's a problem that we are going to have to solve later in this film, right? So I order something or Sarah order something, right?

[B]

About eight minutes into the movie, I'm

[A]

like irresponsible of you should have done that earlier. Now my movie theater experiences ruined because there's a flashing light next to me. So she orders, right? And this guy comes and brings it in about 15 minutes into the movie. Now he sets the food down on our little tray, right? And he's right here. The theater is in front of me, right? So I'm watching the movie. The guy's in my peripheral to my right. He drops the tray. I don't look at him because I'm not here for You. You go, hell, yeah, I'm here for the movie. As I'm sitting there, I notice the guy ain't leaving.

[B]

There's still a body.

[A]

That means I have to interact. So I look over and he's staring at me like this mind. Shit's dark in a theater.

[B]

Pitch black.

[A]

Pitch black. I'll make eye contact with him, and I go, huh? He goes, I know you from somewhere.

[B]

Oh, dude. Oh.

[A]

I go, what? He goes, you. You do something.

[B]

I can't hear you over the film I'm trying to watch. I can't hear you over the movie

[A]

I spent money on. He goes. He goes, you're famous, aren't you? Oh, wow, man.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Right now? And I go, not really, man.

[B]

I just do stuff.

[A]

And he goes, dude. He goes, okay. I look over at my drink. I don't have a straw. So now I gotta ask him for something. I go, yeah, yeah, man. Famous. Can you bring me back a straw? He goes, anything for you. He leaves, comes back with four straws. I asked for one. You. I don't want that many straws. Way too many, right? He comes back with four straws, sets him down. I swear to God. He goes, now I know. I go, what? Still trying to watch the movie. He goes, now I know what. He goes, you got all them podcasts on YouTube. It's a weird way to phrase that. I go, yep, that's me. He goes, you mind if I get a picture?

[B]

You are absolutely lying. You are not being serious.

[A]

I swear on everything. Love you mind if I get a picture? By the way, not trying to whisper so everybody's hearing.

[B]

Do you mind if I get a picture, man?

[A]

All right, I'm. And this is the part about me. I love the people that support us so much. I've never said no ever to a picture. Except for that one time we got evacuated from the movie theater because of a potential shooting that time. I was like, probably not appropriate. I'm trying to save my life here.

[B]

So I forgot about. We're literally getting pushed through, like, these back, like, hallways. There's a gun thread. This dude goes, hey, love the videos. Quick flick. I go, nope, not happening.

[A]

So he goes, you mind if I get a picture? I go. I go, wouldn't see why not, right?

[B]

He goes, no better time, huh?

[A]

Front flash camera. You know, on the iPhone, when it's dark, that flash stays on the screen for, like, 30 seconds because it has to go, like, 10, nine. It has to, like, develop. So I'm sitting there like this, not even looking at the Camera. I just feel the whole theater looking. And he goes. He goes, hey, man, anything you need, I'll be here.

[B]

I'd be like for you to get the. Away from me. I literally. First off, I did not realize that he was about to take the picture. And in the movie, like, that is.

[A]

No, no. I just. Me too. I thought he was gonna say after.

[B]

You are like, you deserve to be fired.

[A]

No, no, no. He doesn't deserve employment at that establishment. You don't belong to movie.

[B]

Don't. I appreciate you being here, and hopefully this was funny for you. You need to be fired. Yeah, you need to be fired. But I would have looked at if a man serving me at this theater would have said, hey, can we get a picture? Not whispering. Can we get a picture right now? Yeah, I literally. Right now. You think this is the appropriate time right now? Like that? I've had people ask me for pictures in the movie before.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

At least enough brain to go, hey, after the movie, can we get a picture? And I go, no problem. I'll throw my popcorn away. We'll do it. Yeah, perfect. Back to the film.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The man front Flash took a selfie with you.

[A]

And he was an employee. He was an employee of the theater.

[B]

That is a. That is legit next level wickedness.

[A]

And it's like. It's like, now I'm at square zero of theater experiences, and I'm running out of time. I'm looking to pirate Spider Man. Like, I'm looking to pirate it. Like, I have a theater in my house. I'll pirate the move. Sorry to Marvel, but, like, I. Unless you all invite me to something,

[B]

unless I see it before. Before that guy serves another movie theater. The non pirate.

[A]

If you.

[B]

Now, you would have been completely right in doing this. If you would have took that guy. The picture with that guy and then up and left, I probably would be crying on the floor right now. That would have been the greatest thing I've ever heard.

[A]

It left the theater if you literally

[B]

went, I can't do it. He just took off. Or you hit him with the. You hit him with the Magnus Carlson. He goes, can we get a picture? Yeah, sure.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. I literally turned to Sarah and I was like, never again.

[B]

And she goes, dude, okay, then that. I can't. I can't even defend it anymore. I've always had good experiences at the dine in.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I think now I will. Let's call a spade a spade. There's a red flag. Red card on Sarah. She ordered some. When the Movie already started. You got to order all your before, so I don't know, it's. Could be maybe one more attempt.

[A]

Never again. I literally. I literally spit on the floor before I walked out. It's never happening. As I was like, what? I was like, I'm out. Ultimate sign of disrespect. The you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Claude. Dude, there's some people out there that really enjoy some cloud. We have a personal guy here, Robbie. He runs his personal business. I mean, I'm telling you strictly through cloud. Without Clyde, Robbie wouldn't have a business.

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[B]

Oh, I got disrespected the other day.

[A]

Bad. Really terribly.

[B]

At the same family photos.

[A]

You're easy to disrespect.

[B]

No, you wonder the crazy part keeps happening by my wife. What did you do? Say?

[A]

Very easy.

[B]

Easy to disrespect.

[A]

Yeah, because like, what are you gonna do?

[B]

I'm joining a boxing gym today.

[A]

It's like. It's like the reason why.

[B]

It's the craziest thing you've ever said to me in the history of our friendship. Not even the pod. The History. You literally said, you're so easy to.

[A]

No, it's.

[B]

And then you looked me up, and now you said, because. What are you gonna do? That's insane. No, it's.

[A]

It's not. Because, like, the reason people don't disrespect you is not because you're intimidating. It's because you're nice.

[B]

Yeah, that's fine. But take my. Take my kindness, weakness and figure it out.

[A]

You go,

[B]

why would you say that?

[A]

So why'd you get. How'd you get disrespected?

[B]

I come. Okay. So I was going through pictures of the tour, all the pictures we took. And I saw these pictures myself. I said, what the hell? Completely forgot to tell you this.

[A]

What happened?

[B]

So, remember how we took the family pictures?

[A]

Yeah. Where your ears were dirty?

[B]

In my ears?

[A]

Yes, bro.

[B]

So we're taking the. There was a part that was in the living room.

[A]

Okay. All right.

[B]

And the lighting was not the best. And I was just kind of getting really tired, and I was like, oh, my God, man. So the. Everything gets fixed, and finally, time to start taking pictures. She's snapping, snapping. And lives next to me, right? We're taking pictures together. She starts going like this, Babe. And I'm like, this. I'm like, what? She's like, fix your face. I said, fix my face? It's crazy. I'm like, what are you talking. I'm just smiling, Liv. I'm smiling. I floss for the picture. What do you mean? And she's like. The woman's just like, keep going. Keep moving. These are beautiful. And I'm just like. Olivia throws a hand up like she's a crosswalk guard. She throws a hand up and goes, give me a moment, please, to our photographer.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

She then turns, as if she's breaking the conversation off. Not like we're five feet away from you. She can hear every word.

[A]

She brought you into a huddle.

[B]

Yeah. She put me in a hu. She said, step in my office real quick. And I said, what are you doing? And she goes, babe, you just, like, these pictures are not going to be hangable if you look like that first.

[A]

That's a crazy way to say the pictures are going to suck.

[B]

I said, not going to be hang. She said, you look tired. She said, you look really tired. And I went, I hate that.

[A]

It's my biggest pet peeve.

[B]

I said, Liv, one. I am. Okay, let's get that just out. Clear as day. I am exhausted.

[A]

There is no secret here.

[B]

I will go to bed standing right here. If you let me. I will literally go. I said, but why are you having to say. She goes, we paid good money for these pictures. I want you to look better. She said, just go take. My wife told me to go take five. This is the most. This is insane.

[A]

Did you take it?

[B]

Yeah, I took about 12, so. But what I said.

[A]

You said, good night.

[B]

I went to the bathroom.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Because this is. Now ego just fully came in. I said, there's no way I look that bad.

[A]

Yeah, Peyton.

[B]

I took a picture of how I looked.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

And we're gonna throw this on the screen for y'.

[A]

All. Oh, I feel like we're gonna see this in the TikTok comment section pretty soon.

[B]

No, no, no. Like, no. I didn't understand the magnitude.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Okay, so that's.

[A]

Let me see.

[B]

I didn't understand the magnitude of how bad I looked, bro. And now I immediately say, okay. I've never hanged that on my wall either.

[A]

Came. It looks like you had a medical problem. Looks like something drooped hard.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Oh, no, that's not. Junior. He's still in the hospital.

[B]

He's still not. He's dead. I keep saying that. I thought he was dead. I seriously did. No, no, it's. It looks like I literally was hit with, like, a tranquilizer. Like, not like that. That's not a human being tired. That's like. That's like. I hiked, like, 20 miles lagging.

[A]

Your processor slowed down.

[B]

What? The real life flagging is probably the greatest you've ever said. I have.

[A]

High ping.

[B]

High ping right here.

[A]

Oh, my God, bro.

[B]

No. Okay. And at this point, y' all have seen it, but I. It was a moment of. I was. I hated myself.

[A]

No, I would hate you, too.

[B]

No, it was bad. Like, my own wife, very sweet when it comes to me and telling me these things. She tried to huddle. She told our photographer, we need a moment. She told me to take five.

[A]

First of all, fire the photographer for even taking pictures of you. If, like, that's like, getting a. Like a tattoo artist, take it. Like, doing a tattoo, you should refuse service.

[B]

I'd rather hear from you than my own wife. Like, if I hear from you, it's like, okay, you're professional. You're trying to get the product good. Yeah. She's like, but what do you say to a guy at that point? She's like, hey, these look great. Just. You look kind of, like, dead.

[A]

Like, the photographer should be like, maybe not today.

[B]

Yeah. She goes, I'm just gonna pack up Just gonna try a rain check.

[A]

Oh, wow. What'd you do after? Did you just have to, like, fight through it?

[B]

Dude, I washed my face and I went back out. I tried to do some, like, skin tightening stuff. Did a couple of those. And then I went out there and

[A]

I was just like, dude, I.

[B]

Photos. Whenever they come back, photos can be really hate pictures. The more I grew up, I'm starting to hate. Hate my image.

[A]

I'm starting to hate taking pictures with fans for this same reason. There's some awkward photo experiences we've had. Dude, I don't know if you heard this. And this really, like, it's not funny, but it really made me uncomfortable, bro. At a meet and greet.

[B]

Please enlighten me.

[A]

So we're.

[B]

I immediately just thought of something that happened to me.

[A]

We were taking a picture with somebody in the meet and greet, right? And, like, you know, like, when we take pictures with people, the photographer, like, the friend or family member could be awfully aggressive.

[B]

Oh, yeah, like, oh, yeah, do this. Yeah. Like, how about y' all do that post and get down on your knee? They're like.

[A]

Like, first of all, I got instructed one time to change my smile.

[B]

That's. That is insane.

[A]

You bought this. That's crazy.

[B]

That's insane. But fix yourself. But you know what made me uncomfortable?

[A]

What? One time, I don't know if you heard this. Like, like, people need, like, genuine, like, ethic classes.

[B]

Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. That's the biggest retweet.

[A]

This, like, friend was with her friend,

[B]

and the friend came and took a

[A]

picture, and the other friend was holding the phone. I'm getting, like, that circus. And she goes, oh, okay. Here you go. 1, 2, 3. Actually, she goes, hey, friend, can you take off your glasses real quick? I guess I was hoping it was a glare. His friend took the glasses, and I was like, okay, we're still here. And she goes, one smile.

[B]

More.

[A]

More teeth. I was like, oh, please just take this picture.

[B]

I'm touching these people the whole time.

[A]

And then she goes, what?

[B]

Hey, suck in. No, no.

[A]

Oh, sucking.

[B]

Sucking publicly has to be the biggest disrespectful thing a friend could say.

[A]

Glasses.

[B]

You telling your girl to suck in is literally a guy going, hey, dog, just put that little away. I mean, a female friend telling her female friend to suck in. Yeah, dude.

[A]

I was just like. I was like, we could. I was. It was awkward at the glasses.

[B]

Oh, it's awkward now.

[A]

It was awkward at the teeth.

[B]

Now suck in.

[A]

And I literally. I got uncle. I sucked it.

[B]

Oh, I would have been like, dude, same thing. I know you didn't. I know you did not hear or see this. This is crazy that I forgot to tell you, huh?

[A]

And we're not.

[B]

I'm not gonna go, whatever, whatever. We have the Patreon exclusive on Wednesday. But this moment, it happened. I immediately turned to you and you were signing on the table.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This happened in Houston.

[A]

What happened during the meet and greet?

[B]

I'm not gonna say which person. Whatever.

[A]

Obviously not.

[B]

I'm not gonna describe someone. They go for the wraparound, the picture and whatnot. Their hand. Because you know how we're on the outside. Their hand hits my booty.

[A]

Oh, nice. How'd that go?

[B]

Hits my. Dude. Hell of a hit. Like.

[A]

Like, almost like they smack.

[B]

You literally felt like, intentional. Yeah, it was kinda like this. Oh, I'm ready for the picture. Yeah.

[A]

Guy or girl?

[B]

Guy.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, guy right there.

[A]

Gotcha.

[B]

And I said, but it wasn't like a bro like pat, like, funny.

[A]

Yeah, it was like.

[B]

It's just like your hand went too low and you hands like paws.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oopsie, right? He goes to me, sorry about that, man. I go, oh, no problem, bro.

[A]

All good.

[B]

Then

[A]

he double tapped you.

[B]

He took the all good as. Get some more.

[A]

He double tapped.

[B]

He double tapped my.

[A]

In the meet and greet.

[B]

In the meet and greet. He took my kindness for weakness.

[A]

Like, I said, please tell me, what'd you say?

[B]

I literally went, oh, oh, oh. Hold on. Now I'm turning to the middle. I said, oh, Dario's like, oh, cam over this way. And I said, okay, perfect timing. He literally first was an accident. Hard. Oh, sorry about that, man. I said, oh, all good. He goes, anyway, it was an upward. It was an upward one, like, like grabbing cheeks it. And I went, what the is going on? And it just lived with me. And I never told you because by the time I turned, it was. I will say this, it was a couple.

[A]

Oh, he was.

[B]

It was a guy and a girl.

[A]

You're his time.

[B]

I turned. It was me, him, and then you and the girl were already off on the little. On the cocktail table signing.

[A]

Makes sense.

[B]

And because I was gonna go like this, I was gonna go, yeah, didn't see it. It's crazy.

[A]

You didn't confront this right here.

[B]

I'm sorry, man. Oh, it's all good. I said, oh, no. I should have went, oh, you belonged

[A]

in that whole show you did was for him. Oh, yeah.

[B]

I mean, I made a lot of eye contact with him too. I said, yeah. Anyway, it was my Guy.

[A]

And every time you were looking at him in the crowd, he was like this.

[B]

Yeah. He said.

[A]

He looked at you like.

[B]

He said, you want me to hit it again, dude?

[A]

The you should know podcast. This episode of the you should know podcast is brought to you by booking.com cam. We are on tour. Can you tell me about a moment you just felt the pool of travel? You just wanted to go out there and travel? Was it a photo on your phone, a destination that I mentioned? What was it?

[B]

Honestly, just being on tour, man, going through the pictures like you just said, just makes me want to get back out there and just go to this nicest, sickest spot. You know who has Those P. Who? Booking.com. i mean, we went to San Francisco, right? And I told you, I've been told. I've been told by some family, we got to go to old Fisherman's Wharf. And what you do. Booking.com. you found it. And we were literally 0.2 miles away from Fisherman's Wharf. And it was a fantastic stay.

[A]

Go on, book that trip. It's easy. Booking.combooking. yeah. Now on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast on. Talk about awkward.

[B]

Oh, I thought you were gonna go. Oh, sorry. I thought you were gonna go a different route. I almost just like, that sounded. That sounded crazy.

[A]

Are you okay?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What would you react to? I thought you gotta say now. Yeah.

[B]

Okay, well, we'll definitely talk about this on the exclusive. I thought you were talking about the. The people on the stage, the interpreters on the stage. I thought you were leaving.

[A]

No, what about them?

[B]

Nothing happened because did the butt and then they did the.

[A]

Oh, yeah. No, they were. But no, something awkward happened to both of us 30,000ft in the air. I had the worst plane experience I've ever had. Oh, my God.

[B]

That's how you know we're on tour.

[A]

Yeah. Whole.

[B]

Holy hell.

[A]

We were flying. So we're on tour right now, obviously, and we were flying in like the middle of the day to a new city. Now, mind you, it's like noon, and we're landing into Austin, Texas.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

And as we're landing, you know, the flight attendants get on the PA system and they go, we're about to start our descent into Austin, Texas. We have 30 mph wind coming to the west is about 92 degrees in Austin. And if this is your home, welcome home. And to those on a connecting flight, we'll be sure to get you off this bird quickly.

[B]

That's pretty good.

[A]

That's pretty Good. First off, that was amazing.

[B]

Like, you can't tell me you don't have 10 years of experience.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

So good.

[A]

And that's what normally should happen.

[B]

That is the standard.

[A]

This is what happened.

[B]

Hey.

[A]

First of all, I'm woken up. What? We're crashing. We crashed. We crashed.

[B]

This is the afterlife. This is the. That's the trumpet.

[A]

So everybody wakes up. Whoa, whoa. Everybody's headphones are off immediately. Yeah.

[B]

Picked up the little window.

[A]

Everybody's headphones are off. We're like, what happened? She goes. She goes, welcome, all my beautiful passengers. Isn't it a beautiful day to be flying southwest today? I just want to thank each and every single one of you for making this beautiful flight a wonderful experience. Now I am blessed to have every single one of you be a part of. Of this flight.

[B]

Amazing grace. How sweet. The whole song.

[A]

I'm not lying. She didn't. She didn't start at the beginning of the song and end after the chorus. This sang a three and a half minute song. Song of Amazing Grace.

[B]

The int. I'm talking the first syllable to the last syllable. She didn't miss a single one over a PA system. It was the single. It was the craziest I've ever experienced on a plane. Now, the worst part about this is we were the closest human beings.

[A]

Oh, we were right first row. And I could see her singing. And she sang with her eyes open. Oh.

[B]

Oh, my God. And she. And now. Okay, now me and Pete, we're like a couple of bad, like, high schoolers in an awkward locker room when, like, that happens, like, we are fighting for our life to not just cry, laughing. And it's typically me, and I honestly, typically relish in it. I'll break first, and then my sole

[A]

goal is to get him to break. Yeah.

[B]

And when he breaks, it's bad. I'm. Tears, blood.

[A]

It's so bad. So I am.

[B]

I mean, we are genuinely in shock. And we're looking at each other. I'm like, this is not happening right now. This is the greatest moment of my life.

[A]

It's not happening. I was. I was uncontrollably crying. And I have a video of this happening, but I'm gonna take the audio out because I don't want this going back to her. And, like, I feel like a bully at that point. But you can see our reaction right here as we're talking about it.

[B]

Unbelievable. So then it gets to the point I see him recording this video and I'm fighting for my life, and I'm like, oh my God. I have to look at her. When I look up, immediate eye contact.

[A]

She's like.

[B]

And I said, I looked at Pen. I said, she's looking at me. And we. And now it's like my head was on the window.

[A]

Like, oh yeah. Like I was sucking on that window.

[B]

I was so.

[A]

Like I was trying to jump out of the plane. To be honest, if I had a parachute, I would have hit the emergency exit. You oughta saw me on the news. And then like I thought all the passengers were on the same wavelength, that this was awkward and weird.

[B]

Oh yeah. Oh my God.

[A]

The like you would have thought we just came back from war. How these passengers reacted.

[B]

And with what she said, she finishes the song. She literally finished it. And then she gets a couple of applause and she goes, God bless America and welcome home. Mind you, this plane is from San Diego to Austin. It's like she thought we just flew back from Cabal. Like I was like so confused. I was so. I was like, this. Is there military on this flight? It's from San Diego. Like this is two, like two and

[A]

a half hour flight, like right here. Welcome home and God bless the usa.

[B]

And then literally, like four rows behind us, someone literally went, woo. Usa. I was like, what the happened on this plane?

[A]

I said, I just got done watching Mean Girls.

[B]

Yeah, like this, it was the. That is the. I mean, I'm telling you, we've told you all of our plane experiences. We, I mean, we, we've seen it all on a plane. At this point I thought like, absolutely takes the cake.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That is by far the craziest.

[A]

Oh, dude. It was a. Interesting experience to say the least.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

And then we went to Austin and we ate breakfast at this place called Snooze. By the way, it's appropriately named. Took six hours for food. It was the longest we've ever taken for food.

[B]

I don't know if I've ever seen. I was meaning to tell you this. I don't know if I've ever seen you that upset at food because typically you're the opposite.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

Oh yeah, typically it's legit opposite.

[A]

Oh, you're caring. Yeah.

[B]

I'm the one that's like, what the hell? It's supposed to be 20 minutes on the dot for a server and it's been 22.

[A]

Where's our food? Yeah.

[B]

And you're just like, bro, the vibes just catch a vibe. It was opposite. I don't know what got into me. I was just chilling, dooming and you literally were like, our food man. Yeah, dude, I'm about to snooze this place. You're about to leave.

[A]

But as this was happening, I had a thought, and you're probably gonna disagree with me. Okay, we need to normalize appetizers at breakfast. Why is there no appetizers at a breakfast restaurant?

[B]

Brilliant thought, but absolutely not. There's no. What? What is an appetizer? What is an appetizer? At breakfast? You just get a slab of bacon.

[A]

Bacon is a fantastic appetizer.

[B]

Bacon is art. Is a. I'd say one out of every, like, three breakfast meals ordered at a restaurant comes with bacon.

[A]

No.

[B]

Or you can choose your meat.

[A]

Yeah, that's fine.

[B]

So you don't need it. Again, as an appetizer, it's like getting Mac and cheese as your side. And you go to restaurant, you have Mac and cheeses and appetizers.

[A]

That happens so much.

[B]

But there's different kind, and it's like this.

[A]

The lobster, different kinds of bacon, Sweet candy hickory turkey.

[B]

If you got turkey bacon for an appetizer.

[A]

Yeah. Turkey bacon is elite bacon because it's not hot rum.

[B]

But no.

[A]

What?

[B]

Okay, I'll give you bacon. What else would your appetizer be?

[A]

Anything could be an appetizer. A bowl of fruit. Fantastic appetizer for a breakfast spot. That's the equivalent to chips and queso.

[B]

Don't you ever downplay chips in queso like that?

[A]

Every single breakfast version.

[B]

If you brought a seasonal fruit platter out to me and there's cantaloupe in that, am I happy? Are my endorphins surging?

[A]

Well, probably not.

[B]

I'd go, ew, Cantaloupe honeydew. Oh, awesome. Crunchy water.

[A]

Well, imagine if you weren't morbid right now. That's fine.

[B]

That's fine. I like some strawberries. You can keep the blueberries.

[A]

Strawberries, blueberries. That's a good appetizer. You know what I mean? No.

[B]

Or.

[A]

Or you get, like, pigs in a blanket.

[B]

Okay, now. And I'm the gluttony one. You want kolaches as an appetizer? Dude, you can get.

[A]

The appetizers at dinner are huge too.

[B]

But that's not. The appetizers at break. That's not even real. That's not. That's what I'm saying.

[A]

It's not real. But it should be.

[B]

I don't think it should. No. Hell no.

[A]

Matter in fact.

[B]

Hell no.

[A]

Okay. Wow.

[B]

Hell no. Because breakfast is more. Breakfast is the one meal that you don't need Other with it. Like lunch. Okay, we talked about this frequently.

[A]

Don't start the lunch.

[B]

Say, let's say you have a sandwich for lunch, right? Yes.

[A]

You get chips.

[B]

You need some chips. You need that pickle slice. You need a good little drink and maybe a cookie, right?

[A]

Dinner.

[B]

You get your dinner. You need the appetizer, you need the side. Breakfast is just a plate. You never go breakfast. And then. Oh, breakfast side. Like, bro, It's. It's just breakfast.

[A]

You're so wrong. No, because when have you just ordered eggs for breakfast?

[B]

No, that's not. That's one item that's on the.

[A]

I didn't say items. But you've gotten eggs and then you get what on the side? Bacon or. What else do you get on the side? Potatoes.

[B]

No, but that's the meal.

[A]

That's the side.

[B]

No, that's the meal.

[A]

It's literally listed. Can I get an extra. Can I get a side of bacon

[B]

or can I get. That's an extra side.

[A]

The main thing is eggs. The main thing is pancakes. The side is bacon.

[B]

But the meal is coming with all of them. That's what I'm saying.

[A]

It doesn't make it. Not a side. You're. I was going based off your argument. You don't eat anything else. Yes, you do.

[B]

But eggs isn't a. It's not a state. It's 40 calories, 60 calories.

[A]

Of course, it doesn't matter. Bucket pancakes, then that's like a thousand calories. Waffles with syrup. You still get stuff on the side. I think that calls for a

[B]

hit it.

[A]

Everyone's there. No. Yeah. I mean, what do y' all do here? What is yalls point of being here? I mean, what is genuinely. Everybody lists their reason for being here right now. I mean, Jesus Christ.

[B]

I go, go pay.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, that was good, too. I mean, me, I can't even imagine it getting worse. I mean. All right, me, way to kill a move back there, huh? We're going. We're doing this dolo next time.

[B]

I got you. I got you, big bro.

[A]

It's okay. We'll do it.

[B]

Go Payta, go payta. Please dance to it. That'd be the funniest thing ever. Go Payta, go Payta, go peda.

[A]

Oh, we're doing it Dolo again. It was way better. The you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Mars Men. Dude, I love a good dad bod. I mean, that's why I appreciate all your rolls. Lumps and lumps.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[A]

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[A]

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[A]

Please support our show and tell them that we sent you. Now on to the rest of the episode you should know podcast. Okay, Cam, I'm not gonna lie to you. Ew.

[B]

What just happened? He said, okay, Cam, I'm not gonna lie to you, but the hell is that?

[A]

I'm getting anxious right now. I. I have. I have a surprise for you right now.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

You keep it. Isn't that sad? That's what our friendships come to if we're on these mics. You go, I got a surprise. I don't to want it. You can keep it. Maybe a million dollars. I'll never know. Okay, no, that's a lie.

[A]

No, I'm gonna be serious with you. Like, it's a actual, like, brother to brother. This is a real surprise. Oh, God, my voice is cracking.

[B]

I'm nervous now. I'm getting nervous. I don't like this.

[A]

Okay, but the only thing is, is you're gonna have to close your eyes.

[B]

Absolutely not.

[A]

No, no, you have to. You have to. You have to. Please, please. It's gonna be worth it.

[B]

You don't like closing your eyes for me, and I always have to beg you to do it.

[A]

Dude, my heart is beating right now. Please close your eyes. No.

[B]

Oh, dude. Immediately don't like it. Immediately don't like this. No. If so. Okay, okay. I have two quick rules. If something touches me that's not human, or if something gets popped or thrown or spilled on me, I leave.

[A]

Okay. No, you're good. You're good. Care of you. Zoom out the camera real quick.

[B]

Jesus Christ. It's something big. Why are we zooming out? I'm trembling.

[A]

Okay, come here real quick. Come here real quick.

[B]

Me?

[A]

No, you're fine. Come here. Okay.

[B]

Oh, dude. Oh, I hear footsteps. No, get the. Away. Get. Oh, my G. I don't like this. This is not fun. This is not. No, you're not allowed to whisper. You're not allowed to whisper when I don't have vision.

[A]

Okay, Cam, you got to hold out your hands.

[B]

Oh, are you. Oh, my God. Okay, one. One last rule. Is it alive?

[A]

No, no, it's not alive.

[B]

Okay. My hands are literally dripping in sweat. Okay. Oh, my God.

[A]

Okay. No, no, both hands, both hands, but you keep your eyes closed. Closed.

[B]

Son of a.

[A]

Hold up both your hands. Keep your eyes closed.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Oh, well, be careful. Be careful.

[B]

Okay. Feels like a pastry.

[A]

Well, I bet your would know.

[B]

Oh, yeah. It's not the best of luck.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Oh, my God. It's like a. This is pastry.

[A]

All right. Three, two, one.

[B]

The hell is that? Will you be my best man? Yeah. Yeah, right? Yeah, right? I do not believe this. I do not believe this for a second. I do not believe this for a second. Your eyes are watery. No, you did not. No, you did not. You would have told me. I'm telling you now.

[A]

It just happened.

[B]

Say you swear.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

But. No, no, you're not doing. I don't. I don't like this. You're not doing this. This is not real. No, I. You can't do this. I'm a father of two, dude. You're pulling on my heartstrings. You can't do this to me. You cannot do this to me. You're not being fru. Are you being so fru. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. What you doing? No, you're not. You're lying. No, you're lying. I'm gonna be hurt. No, I'm gonna be hurt.

[A]

Oh, man. This is awesome, man.

[B]

I'm sweaty. I'm so sweaty. I'm sorry.

[A]

This is awesome.

[B]

I'm gonna start crying. Oh.

[A]

Oh, man. Do you like it?

[B]

I mean, yeah, but. Okay, no, no. When did this happen?

[A]

Here, so.

[B]

Oh, dude, my heart.

[A]

We don't want.

[B]

It's beating way too fast.

[A]

I don't want to tell the full story on the. On the pot, but we went back to, like, a really special spot of ours, and, you know, I've been wanting to for a while, so. Yeah, I just.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. You've talked to me and you've sent me, like. Okay, I hate to break to you now, but you've sent me stuff.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, ideas and whatnot.

[A]

But I decided not to go. As big as I am about to,

[B]

my, like, I don't feel good. My heart. Oh, my God. Yeah.

[A]

It says, will you be my best man? We're gonna wait a little bit on the wedding, but, yeah, we're.

[B]

You're lying.

[A]

No. No, we're not.

[B]

Oh, my God. This is. No, no, this is not. This is not real.

[A]

Here I got something for you too.

[B]

This is not real. Sarah, your fiance.

[A]

I got this for you. It's a little note.

[B]

Just.

[A]

I mean, you can read it, but it's, like, personal for us because we wrote this for you.

[B]

So do I read it or not?

[A]

Yeah, read it out loud. But. But we'll decide if we keep it or not.

[B]

Oh, my God. Dude. This is. My name is Cameron Michael Kennedy. Peyton overheard me saying that he sucks at pranks. So this is what my dumb. This is what my dumb gets.

[A]

Ha ha ha ha.

[B]

My wife. My just got caught.

[A]

Let's go. I heard your conversation in the green room. You.

[B]

Y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

You're. You're. You're.

[A]

You're bad man.

[B]

You're a bad man. And honestly, now that it is fake. That ring's skimpy. Let's just call. Let's call it spade.

[A]

A spade.

[B]

Let's call it the. You said you were going to buy, and that's all.

[A]

Her finger.

[B]

I said wow. I said wow.

[A]

Size doesn't matter, Cameron.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Preach that.

[B]

Preach that from the mountaintops, bro. You son of a. Oh, I. I can't take this, man. My heart. No, it's seriously hurting. I'm sweating so much.

[A]

I could see you, like, getting emotional

[B]

and I was like, oh, dude, no. To hell with you. When did you go to acting school? She had like. Her eyes were glistening. Like it actually was real.

[A]

Do we actually get you?

[B]

What do you mean, did you actually get me? Yes, I did not literally all the way till about cuz. You look like you were crying too. And I'm just thinking, when did. When could this have happened?

[A]

You know?

[B]

I almost started crying. Why? I felt bad,

[A]

bro. This.

[B]

This is not right, dude, honest. Honestly, I don't deserve a wedding at this point. This is sick. Oh, you hate my Sarah. Whose ring is that?

[A]

That's actually.

[B]

Who's your mom?

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

Sorry, Laura. Oops. It was more of like a. A perspective wise. Beautiful ring.

[A]

Like inflation.

[B]

I go. It's beautiful ring inflation. Son of a. All right. Nostalgia's a hell of a drug.

[A]

Oh, dude. Such a cheap.

[B]

I'm eating that cake.

[A]

No, no, no. It looked good. She ate the marshmallow off the top earlier.

[B]

You didn't even give me the marshmallow, man. You blue balls me on an engagement. Blue balled me on a marshmallow.

[A]

Oh, dude, I'm sorry, bro. So I heard you. Whenever. We're on. We're on tour right now and in the green room. We're in the green room for Hours. And Cam's a yapper. And I heard you in the other room, like, I guess somebody was asking about the podcast and you're telling them, like, I'm not good at pranks. And immediately I. I told Sarah. I was like, okay, we're getting them the next day we film. And so this is what the most we could come up with. I could and not for. First I was like, I don't know.

[B]

Cam's so sweet to me.

[A]

I don't know if I could do that.

[B]

But then Peyton promised he would clean the house, so. Oh, no, that's a lie. You're gonna go there. He's not cleaning, Sarah. I hope you know that right now the amount of. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Take that and put it in your mouth. Like a thousand dollars. I haven't seen a dime, Sarah. I haven't seen. I haven't seen a dime. Oh, dude. Put my soaking wet sweaty sock on. 500 cash. Cold right here. No money. I mean, I think I'm more. There's two things that's pissing me off. I'm sad and I'm drunk. I think my emotions are like re regulating right now. Like, my body hit res set. One is that. Sarah, you did a great job. I'll call a spade a spade. You did good. But that. What made me believe it. And then two is the fact that I believed it. I'm. I'm so mad at myself. I should have known that.

[A]

The fact that you thought I would tell you to a cake.

[B]

Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of hurt. I was like, oh, this is a sick moment. Hell yeah, I will. This is. This pisses me off. I was like, why was I not there? Why was not. You were creeping in a bush for me. I'm like, I didn't have a invite to the proposal.

[A]

The fact. Yeah.

[B]

You can't do that to a tired dad.

[A]

Yeah, he's a tired dad who's like, his emotions are all over the place. It was easy pickings to do this w prank. See, this is what I think, Cam. Starting now. Let me know in the comments below. Should we start the prank wars? Because I think you deserve a war.

[B]

You deserve something like, I've eaten so much. Getting hit with will you be my best mans and all this bull. I think I've gotten you you once.

[A]

Yeah, you got like it.

[B]

It was like a word game. I hate this.

[A]

You mean, do we cut that out?

[B]

I think so. Okay. No, matter of fact, put in the comments. Prank wars. If they should Start and then DM me. Give me ideas. I'm not the most creative when it comes to pranks. This deserves to get got. DM me right now. I'm gonna go. Go to Instagram DM my page and tell me what I should do to him. What do you think will be just. Just fail proof? Because he deserves something. This is pissing me off. I just think it's funny.

[A]

He needs help.

[B]

Oh, oh, I just think it's funny. You're gullible enough to believe he's gonna clean. Oh, he's not cleaning a thing, Sarah. That is gonna be just as dirty as you left it.

[A]

You know what I like too? Even through this, I have. I didn't see the ring on Sarah's engagement finger because I don't want to see until I put one on.

[B]

On there.

[A]

I personally didn't look. That's another tilt that you could have told. Like you could see it was a prank. Cuz I won't look at her.

[B]

I don't even know you believe in that, Cinderella. You know, I don't want to look at the ring until it's a bad luck and a curse of our marriage. I don't know you believe that. It's not like bad luck.

[A]

It's just like. I just don't want to see it until I'm the one who put it on.

[B]

Let me see it again. Let me see it again, sir. Wait, I already switched the finger. The third. Oh, she's switching fingers. That's. That's. What is that? Four years of bad mojo, this one? Yeah, man. I mean, I was gonna be a dog's dog through and through, but holy. Hey, man, we got. I mean, we're doing all right, you know, Like. Like we're doing good.

[A]

Like, he usually could have gone like, Peyton, are you in gambling day?

[B]

Yeah. This has been a really good fiscal year. I think he could have gone a little bit more on that. I go, we spent a ton on cardboard. Like, I go, I've seen you buy hobby boxes that are more impressive than that, Laura.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

God. Jesus. I forgot Laura.

[A]

Mine, Mine.

[B]

Well, Mike. It's a beautiful ring, Mike. Beautiful ring. You know, inflation's been some time and It's a great ring. It's a great ring, Mike.

[A]

How do you feel that her parents are involved in this break now? We got the ring that.

[B]

That also. I didn't even. I didn't even put two and two together. That's kind of up too. I've done nothing but piss excellence in front of Mike. And Laura, I've done a good guy. And they're like, oh, yeah, break his heart.

[A]

Oh, no. They'll. They would do whatever Peyton I asked them to do. We asked them to bring over our dog last night.

[B]

Cuz we share custody with my parents.

[A]

We're like, yeah. Can you also bring your engagement ring?

[B]

Or. Payton asked my mom. She's like, yeah, sure.

[A]

What other jewelry do you want?

[B]

You want my Social Security card?

[A]

Like, here.

[B]

Here's a. Here's a. A fully loaded credit card. Here you go.

[A]

They literally give me the keys to the house. Like, how's yours?

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

So wk.

[B]

Hold on. Let me say it at least. It was a good prank. I'll be. I'll be an honest man. It was a good prank.

[A]

We need, like, a tagline for the end of the prank wars. Like, my name's Cam, and I just got got.

[B]

My name's Cam and my. Here we go. My name's Cam, and my wife just got got. Yeah.

[A]

Prank wars. Peyton one, Cam zero. Let's take.

[B]

And y' all are not getting a singular bite.

[A]

Oh, good episodes. Get us out of here.

[B]

Appreciate y' all coming back. My heart is literally, literally fluttering still. I mean, I. I just doubled the amount of sweat that I had, but appreciate y' all coming back for watching me. And this to my right. He's a sick man, but it's all good. We absolutely love y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

We are on tour right now. That first link in the description, we still got Columbus in Boston and Orlando and Chicago and Dallas left for the domestic shows. There's some tickets at each of those cities. Yeah, but not for long. You talk about abrupt. Yeah, but not for long. So go hit that link. Get your tickets. That second link in the description is the one and only the Patreon, the Koala Club. That is where all of our exclusive content lives. And if we ever do anything, find something out, drop something new, whatever it is, Patreon always knows first, including merch drops. But we absolutely love you and confuse the casuals. Get your good karma by saying hello to Benny and by leaving the secret code in the comments across all platforms. And that secret code for this week is pwb.

[A]

Peyton's white boy.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Cuz? You're my white boy.

[B]

Peyton's white boy. Prank wars begin.

[A]

Prank wars begin. Remember, one out of ten koala bears. I'll make it home to Christmas, and I'll see you.

[B]

Yeah, you got me next. No, he got me. It was good. I mean, you got to be a good player. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Bye. That is a terrifying noise. He's probably like, God, it's good as NASA.