REVEALING MY PET OPOSSUM! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

Episode Summary: "REVEALING MY PET OPOSSUM!"

You Should Know Podcast - April 22, 2026

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Overview

In this lively episode, Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy navigate friendship, grief, hilarity, and wildlife—sometimes literally. After a major life event (the loss of Peyton’s beloved dog, Malcolm), the duo dig deep into the emotional turmoil and awkward coping strategies. The true highlight, however, is the surprise appearance of a real, live opossum named Tootsie—plus tons of ridiculous, candid conversation covering everything from public embarrassment and bathroom habits to language quirks and accidental viral fame.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. WrestleMania & YSK House Tour Updates

• WrestleMania Anticipation: Peyton teases his first-ever live WrestleMania experience, promising a full "Brockdown" recap next week.
  • Peyton: “By the time this comes out, I’ve come back from WrestleMania... Next week, y'all will be able to get that breakdown.” [05:16]
• YSK House Tour Promotion: The duo heavily promotes their live tour and Patreon (Koala Club, Koala Royalty), mixing plugs with trademark banter:
  • Peyton: "Go get your tickets. Just do everything that you can to support the YSK brand, the team. Look at them. They're starving back there." [03:30]

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2. Mourning Malcolm: Navigating Pet Loss

• Malcolm’s Passing: Peyton opens up about his dog’s death, mixing humor with honesty on the grieving process:
  • “Malcolm Jerome Nathal Esquire Harden III... did transition to the afterlife this week. It was very rough.” [08:54]
• Male Grief Habits: Peyton confesses to crying alone in a Target parking lot, buying WWE belts as retail therapy—“I just needed something to feel better.” [12:02]
• Cameron’s Perspective: Cam reflects on knowing Malcolm, supporting Peyton in his own way—and draws hard boundaries with fans making jokes about the pet.

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3. Parenting, “Ornery,” and Wild Family Moments

• Cam’s Son, Malachi’s Outburst: Hilarious story about Cam’s son’s unusual behavior during church, including a growling charge at Cam after he suggested Malachi “needs Jesus.”
  • “By the blood of Jesus. He’s doing this with his nose. So I mess with him back... He’s flailing his arms, making literal, like, growling noises.” [19:06]
• Defining 'Ornery': Cam and Peyton debate Southern dialects, with Peyton bewildered by the word “ornery.”
  • Cam: “Ornery... when they act bad.” [16:49]
  • Peyton: "Ornery is very much Declaration of Independence slang." [18:11]

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4. Public Embarrassment: The Toenail Incident

• Valet Disaster: Peyton shares a mortifying story—the day he valeted his filthy truck after anxiously spitting chewed fingernails everywhere. The valet loudly (and publicly) claims he “had to move some toenails” while handing back the keys.

  • Peyton: "He said it loud. There was Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders in the front." [24:53]
  • Cam: "I'm going to piss... He said it loud." [24:40]

• The story spirals into further embarrassment when Peyton returns home to be greeted by his girlfriend’s still-very-alive dog:

  • “I open my front door after this horrible day. Guess what? Sarah's dog is just right there. I'm like, mine's dead.” [26:09]

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5. Support Forums, Grieving, and The Opossum Reveal

• Pet Support Forums: Peyton admits spiraling down the internet rabbit hole of pet loss support groups—discovering a dark subsection pushing for raccoon domestication.
  • Peyton: "I'm basically in, like, the dark web of this forum." [29:36]

The Grand Opossum Entrance (30:04–37:56):

• The Reveal: Instead of a raccoon, local wildlife educator Eric Brittingham of Wildlife on the Move brings in a four-year-old opossum named Tootsie.
  • Cam: “That’s a raccoon! Get it away from me... Oh, that's a possum. Okay.” [30:06]
• Tootsie Facts & Anecdotes:
  • Opossums often live only two years in the wild; Tootsie's four.
  • They’re immune to all local snake venom, love to eat ticks, and have opposable thumbs.
  • Tootsie lost toes and tail in a construction accident; rescued and now an educational ambassador.
  • Eric: “She’s immune to all venom of all those snakes.” [34:10]
  • Cam: “An opossum is like a low key, like, a sleeper build... She can take some down.” [34:10]
• Accidental Ignorance: Peyton admits he thought opossums and raccoons were the same:
  • “I thought opossums were just baby raccoons.” [39:43]
• Memorable Opossum Jokes:
  • Cam: “That animal was sent from hell... That thing would cause nightmares.” [41:14]

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6. Surreal Tangents: Bathroom Habits, “The Birthday,” and Pubic Law

• Premature Undressing: Peyton confesses to frequently pulling himself out too early on the way to public restrooms—leading to near-legal incidents.

  • Peyton: “I’m taking my genitalia out too early in the bathroom.” [57:08]
  • Cam: “You can’t do that. You can’t take it out. You're going to go to jail.” [60:41]
  • Cam goes on to reveal that even being naked in your own home, visible from the street, can be reported as public indecency. [61:39]

• “You’re The Birthday”: Peyton tries to explain a confusing new compliment he received—a gay man called him “the birthday,” which they try hard (and mostly fail) to define.

  • Peyton: “Like, you're the birthday. Like, you got it.” [43:31]
  • Cam: “So I'm the birthday... I still don't fully grasp it.” [79:41]

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7. Viral Fame & Memes from Childhood

• Cam’s Embarrassing Meme: Cam is becoming a meme thanks to an old family photo (not posted anywhere online).
  • Cam: “Someone broke into my house and stole a picture of me and made it into a meme.” [51:16]
  • Peyton: “You ever walk into a Cracker Barrel... That was that picture. Like, you look awful.” [52:02]
• The two riff about parents not understanding internet virality and privacy.

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8. Chicken Wing Technique & Trademark Humor

• Viral Video Review: Cam shows Peyton a viral clip of a Walmart worker eating a chicken wing “from the back”—the comments are brutal (“eating chicken from the ankle”).
  • Cam: “No one in the history of the world has ever grabbed a chicken wing and went... She put the whole bone in her mouth and pulled out femur.” [75:03]
• Debate on Eating Methods: Both share their (questionable) standards for chicken wing and pizza crust etiquette, leading to classic YSK mockery.

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9. Closing Sections: Random Tangents & Audience Addresses

• Microwave Musings: Cam wonders whether food in the microwave maxes out on temperature or indefinitely gets hotter. Peyton tries to reason through science.
• Girlfriend’s Brother’s Artemis 2 Retrieval: Peyton casually mentions his girlfriend's brother helped recover the Artemis 2 space capsule, leading to supreme confusion from Cam. [69:01]
• Physical Challenges: Segment closes with push-up competitions and, as always, plenty of playful insults.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Grief:

  • Peyton: “I sat in a Target parking lot for about an hour... I just ripped and ran.” [12:18]

• On Opossums:

  • Eric: “She’s immune to all venom of all those snakes.” [34:10]
  • Cam: “You touched my tail before, Kim. It feels like me, doesn’t it?” [32:36]

• On Embarrassment:

  • Valet: “Hey, man, I just wanna let you know I had to move some toenails out of the...” [24:40]

• On "The Birthday":

  • Peyton: “No, a gay man came up to me on the street and he goes, you're the birthday.” [47:04]

• On Internet Fame:

  • Cam: "I'm unhittable. No one even gets to swing. There's no pitch being thrown." [49:53]

• On Language:

  • Peyton: "Ornery is very much Declaration of Independence slang." [18:11]

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Important Timestamps

• Malcolm’s Passing & Grieving: [08:54]–[13:15]
• Ornery Debate & Parenting Antics: [16:46]–[19:50]
• Valet Toenail Story: [21:00]–[25:30]
• Enter Tootsie the Opossum: [30:04]–[37:56]
• ‘The Birthday’ Origin Story: [43:10]–[47:30]
• Cam’s Meme Story: [51:00]–[55:00]
• Premature Bathroom Habits Confession: [57:08]–[60:41]
• Chicken Wing Video & Commentary: [72:35]–[76:28]

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Tone & Style

Unfiltered, hilarious, and often absurd—the episode is loaded with self-mockery, crude anecdotes, and wild tangents, yet never loses warmth or the feeling that you’re sitting in on two close friends riffing about literally anything that crosses their minds.

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Final Thoughts

For longtime YSK fans, this episode delivers classic camaraderie and chaos—a heartfelt look at growing from grief, the cleansing power of embarrassing stories, and the absolute randomness you can expect from Peyton and Cam. For newcomers, this is a perfect introduction: inside jokes, internet culture confusion, the most random animal cameo you’ll hear on a podcast this year, and a glimpse into why "You're the birthday" might just become your next favorite compliment.

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Secret Code:

PNR (Possums, Not Raccoons) [80:34]

Transcript

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

in front of it. But if you got a me gre, you can take a picture with us in front of it, as well as a VIP lanyard. But if you want to hear more about that on our Patreon, the Koala Club, the Koala Royalty, we have a live stream, which we do our monthly live streams on our top tier of Patreon Koala Royalty, and that will be this Thursday. Joining the Patreon is one thing, but becoming a member is where the fun is at. You get an extra 900 hours of content each week. So be sure to join the Koala Club. Go get your tickets. Just do everything that you can to support the YSK brand, the team. Look at them. They're starving back there. Say, please support me.

[Cam]

I'm hungry. I'm really hungry.

[Peyton]

We will see you on tour. We'll see you on the Patreon. Now on to the rest of the episode, the you should know podcast.

[Cam]

We got co host cam back in the studio.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

Do you see what I did for you? The Kofi Kingston, Kofi Kings.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

Joe Done.

[Peyton]

He doesn't do that at all anymore.

[Cam]

I used to try to jump off my couch, hurt myself so many times.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you're not athletic, dude. By the time this comes out, I've come back from WrestleMania, so this is a couple days before Wrestlemania.

[Cam]

I forgot about that.

[Peyton]

So I. So I can't give you a WrestleMania Brockdown. I know a lot of y' all will want a Wrestlemania Brockdown, but I can't. I can't give you one. Next week, I'll give you a Brock Down.

[Cam]

Is that a real thing or is that a Peyton coin term?

[Peyton]

That's a Peyton coin term. I just made it up right now.

[Cam]

Is that. So that's a Brock Lesnar version of a lockdown or.

[Peyton]

No, of a breakdown.

[Cam]

Of a breakdown.

[Peyton]

That would make more sense.

[Cam]

I went to lockdown for whatever reason. That's smart. I like that because normally your people

[Peyton]

put us in lockdowns, especially in schools.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I mean, if we look at Chaz.

[Cam]

Yeah, you're not lying. I go. I mean, my God, he's telling the truth.

[Peyton]

He's telling the truth, dude. Yeah. So I'll be. I'll be just coming back from WrestleMania at this time when this comes out, and I'm very excited to talk to you all about it next week.

[Cam]

Dude. Oh, my God. I don't know. I mean, obviously you haven't been there, but I don't want to wait. This is your first WrestleMania.

[Peyton]

First WrestleMania in person, in person, and

[Cam]

without spoiling anything, without slicing some cheese off to the little rats out there. Yeah, my man's got great seats. I do have great seats.

[Peyton]

Thank. Shout out to Daylight Media. Shout out to Q Code

[Cam]

Jay.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah, they don't. I'm not gonna lie. They literally told me in person. They do not listen to the podcast. They're like. They're like, we look at your numbers and that's it. And I said, okay, that's fine.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. That is un. You said Jay. No. They don't even listen. They are.

[Peyton]

I'm not giving them a shout out.

[Cam]

Dude, that is gonna be sick. Holy.

[Peyton]

Yeah. No, I'm very excited. My first WrestleMania, and I know we have a big WWE audience next week. Y' all will be able to get that breakdown.

[Cam]

Nice.

[Peyton]

And maybe on tour, we can give each other a. Like, a little wrestle.

[Cam]

I'm down to wrestle. I'm down to wrestle. What if I whoop that? What if we will wax your long.

[Peyton]

There is a lot to wax, and

[Cam]

it's a lot of length.

[Peyton]

I would be down to, like, oil up and wrestle on stage.

[Cam]

You really wouldn't want that because, A, I already have more skin than you, especially the skin that's loose.

[Peyton]

You do have a lot of lo.

[Cam]

And then. Oh, you're talking on stage.

[Peyton]

On stage. It's a part of the show of the wise Gas or tab right now.

[Cam]

If it's a part of the show, I cannot lose because, one, I'm going to be shirtless. That's already out of my comfort zone. I didn't sign that. I didn't sign any piece of paper that said I need to be shirtless in front of thousands. But secondly, I'm going to have a

[Peyton]

shirt for a thousand, maybe up that's

[Cam]

in front of hundreds. Doesn't that sound so. In front of hundreds?

[Peyton]

In front of hundreds of people. You have to guess thousands throughout the whole Tour.

[Cam]

That's true. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

There's a couple. That. There's a couple.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I don't want. I don't want to be naked in front of a couple 20s. I go in front of, like, four.

[Peyton]

Yeah, we're going to Austin in front of, like, 15 people.

[Cam]

Moody Theater, ACLI.

[Peyton]

Honestly, Austin, Texas. Now, can I say that real quick? Like, I give y' all a show because I grew up there, and I like this hometown thing. That city, it's. It's full of white women with dreadlocks and armpit hair, and there's nothing appealing about that city. Joe Rogan and Elon moved there, and the city's never been the same. Y' all smell. Oh, no.

[Cam]

There. I promise you, in, like, the maybe 80 years from now history books, there's going to be a chapter on Austin, Texas. Yeah, it's like, for Texas history, it's gonna be like the re. Revolution. Revolution of Austin.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

It has changed drastically in the last 20 years.

[Peyton]

Just a bunch of comedians and.

[Cam]

Comedians and, like, people.

[Peyton]

It's a lot of.

[Cam]

Ton of tech people.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

A ton of.

[Peyton]

Dude.

[Cam]

Ever so different than one of the first time I went to visit you, first time I went, I was like, oh, dude, your house is, like, really nice, Peyton. Oh, your family's really cool. Dude, Austin's sick. This is cool. This is like, kind of like back home now. It's like, where am I?

[Peyton]

It's. It's a little. You're in la.

[Cam]

I'm in a little utopia. Yeah, you're a palm tree. Why is there palm tree?

[Peyton]

Ever since Leslie died, I mean, it just wasn't the same. And Malcolm. I mean, dude. Yeah. Put your ones in there for Malcolm Jerome. Yeah. I don't know why.

[Cam]

Ones gonna take. Oh, no, that dog.

[Peyton]

Put it.

[Cam]

Put the one down. Point to where Malcolm Drum's going. The dog's going to hell. No.

[Peyton]

Okay, okay, first of all, can I get a rip for my dog? Yeah.

[Cam]

No. And honestly, the. We have. We have some true fans. Let's just say that there's been Rip Malcolm everywhere.

[Peyton]

No. Can I say. I do want to say yes. So. So the Malcolm Jerome. No. Harden, Esquire. Malcolm Jerome Nathal Esquire. Harden iii.

[Cam]

No, he's already forgetting the name. No, no, you gotta hold on.

[Peyton]

Malcolm Jerome. And the thousands were. Esquire Harden iii. He did. But he did transition to the afterlife this week. Last week. It's very. It was very rough day, man. Very, very rough day. But I do want to say thank you to all the fans they did a lot of overwhelming amount of messages. I blocked about four people too, by the way. Why? Because we make jokes about Malcolm.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, you're not allowed to. You don't know Malcolm.

[Peyton]

I don't know you. We're not friends. You never met him. You can't. If you never touched his head, you can't make a joke.

[Cam]

Yeah, that is a great dog. And we're making fun.

[Peyton]

Was a great dog.

[Cam]

Was a great dog dead?

[Peyton]

Yeah, but. But it's one of those things. It's like, it wasn't like a shock

[Cam]

and, you know, he kind of shot above his means, you know.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, he was definitely on borrowed time. Like. Like you're any. Any every day was selfish.

[Cam]

I'd say stolen. Yeah. He had no intent of giving that back.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Cam]

He lived two.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that.

[Cam]

That dog was like, I'm talking borderline immortal. You really. You really got to the point you didn't even acknowledge it. You're like, Holy, Malcolm. You're 24 years old.

[Peyton]

You're.

[Cam]

So, how's it going club?

[Peyton]

He's like, yeah, there was a there. It's obviously sad. Like, so I was sad, you know, I had to get my sadness out. Isn't that funny? Like, is that a male thing? That's where you have to get away from people to be sad.

[Cam]

That's what you think. Can I, Can I. Can I disclose that story?

[Peyton]

You don't even know the story.

[Cam]

I was on the phone with you. Yes. I don't know the full details, but I was on the phone of when that transpired.

[Peyton]

No, you weren't.

[Cam]

Then how do I know? How do I know?

[Peyton]

Wait, okay, you started with that.

[Cam]

I called you. So you told me earlier in the day.

[Peyton]

Yes. I woke up at 7:30 in the morning. Great day. I was in my sun room with my girlfriend. I get a text from my dad. Hey, we're gonna go. I scheduled the appointment. We're gonna go and put Malcolm now. And I said. I said, wow, that sucks. And so you get that initial sadness, right? You're like, oh, well, but you're prepared for it. The 80. Yeah, literally.

[Cam]

So whatever. He's past 80, bub.

[Peyton]

And then. But just through the day, you just kind of think about it more and think about it. So as the day was, I was getting sadder to the appointment time. I was. It was bad, but. Yeah, go ahead.

[Cam]

Okay, so wait, are we talking about this one or we talking about what you did for your sadness?

[Peyton]

What did you. For my sadness?

[Cam]

Okay, so I called. So he Told me early in the morning.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And I was very, you know me. I was like, oh, man, I'm sorry.

[Peyton]

But yeah.

[Cam]

And then he was trying to immediately make jokes to. To mask his sadness. He said, oh, it's whatever, bro. I knew it was coming. Anyway, we got big day work ahead of us. What are you about to do right now? And I'm like, hey, your dog's dead, man. You know, let's talk about it. Let's open up a little bit. He goes, yeah, I'll talk to you later. So then a couple hours later, I don't know if he called me or I called him, and he's in his car. I'm like, okay, you're out doing something. He goes, oh, no, no. He's like, I had to cry bad. He's like, I needed to cry. But he was like, I couldn't let Sarah see it. Or that cj.

[Peyton]

I'm not worried about cj. Stuff like, he. First of all, talk about Patreon exclusive. He goes out of that room an hour a day. He's like a prisoner in that room. Like, I don't see him anymore.

[Cam]

There's going to be a wellness check.

[Peyton]

It's so strange.

[Cam]

It's going to be a wellness check.

[Peyton]

So, like, Sarah literally asked me, she's like, do I need to go check on him? And I'm like, oh, no.

[Cam]

Yeah, you're gonna catch whatever he got.

[Peyton]

Yeah, give it to you.

[Cam]

So he left his house. He said, I drove away simply to cry, get it all out and drive back. So Sarah couldn't see. It's not even.

[Peyton]

So Sarah couldn't see.

[Cam]

What is it for?

[Peyton]

No, Cuz I cried in front of Sarah that night.

[Cam]

But it was.

[Peyton]

It was just. It was. I think it's just a me thing. It's like, I don't wanna. It makes it worse when people are all on you being like, oh, I'm so sorry. You don't be sad for me.

[Cam]

You don't.

[Peyton]

You're not really sad.

[Cam]

Well, yeah, they're not. Okay. They're not. Like, they're not gonna go home and think. But in the. Exactly in the moment.

[Peyton]

So just let me get my. So I sat in a Target parking lot for about an hour and I. Boy, I. Oh, I just ripped and ran.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

It took a while. I was like. And it was one of those things that makes you more mad that you can't get over the savage. Oh.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

So that I literally was like this

[Cam]

still.

[Peyton]

I was just more mad that I was still Sad.

[Cam]

Stop crying.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So I eventually got over it. The tears stopped. I made sure the redness got out. And so I was like, I need to do something to make me feel better. So I went in into Target and I bought three WWE belts. Two of them I already had, so I bought three just so. I just need to feel something.

[Cam]

You're so unreal. You bought. You already had. What did that. What. What emotion did that? Did that. I don't know.

[Peyton]

I just needed something.

[Cam]

Swipe it. You go. Dog's dead. Cards not.

[Peyton]

I want it all. Yeah.

[Cam]

I want it all.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

That scared the out of me.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Dude, he does it every time. He's got to stop doing. Walk in with.

[Cam]

He's got to stop walk in with. Volume.

[Peyton]

Dariel.

[Cam]

It's Dariel. He walks in like a. Oh, I almost said something that could have got me off the Internet forever. No, no, I was gonna say he walks in like a ninja, which is very, very appropriate. Ninjas are known for their stealth. Right?

[Peyton]

Yeah. What else they know? For

[Cam]

now, if you say it quick enough and with a little bit of southern twang, it sounds like we're not in the same time. We are right now. But in all seriousness, I'm sorry about. No, it's okay.

[Peyton]

I mean, it's nothing like, sudden. Nothing says Is well beyond time. He's. He was. He was not living a quality life anymore. So it's fine.

[Eric Brittingham]

It was.

[Cam]

What? It's. It's. That's. Honestly, to me, in terms of pets, at least maybe the humans. I have a different thing with it in terms of pets. I. I do hit that line of. All right, this probably is what we should do.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Oh, it's. We should.

[Cam]

Like, I don't like when pets get just way past. Like, Malcolm, we joke. He was on broad time.

[Peyton]

He just lived a good life. He lived a long.

[Cam]

But, like, when I've seen some people that, like, now, oh, man, I'm like,

[Peyton]

your dog looks like a puppet.

[Cam]

I'm like, man, that dog's in, like, rigor mortis. Like, that dog is that he's halfway through the cave. That dog's decaying in front of you. Like, I'm staring at smell.

[Peyton]

I could see there's maggots on his ribs.

[Cam]

I can see him. The smell penetrates your neighborhood. I was like, I don't. I don't know what you. I don't know what that dog knows it's got on you, but you need to let him go.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but that. Yeah, but. So I appreciate all the well wishes. I'm fine. My family's probably taking a little harder than I am.

[Cam]

I still need to call your father. Still need to call your father.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, he's. He's just like me. Just don't talk about it. It's fine. He's. Yeah. You should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Shop gld. All right, just think about this for one second. Every guy has those go to pieces Cam, do you have some?

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Can I. Can I combat that with us? So you. Yours was your dog? I have a story about Malachi this weekend.

[Peyton]

Oh, he's still here.

[Cam]

So. No, Malachi's very.

[Peyton]

Yeah, because the way you transition.

[Cam]

Nothing to do with that. Nothing to do with that. But we wake up on Sunday and we were gonna try to go to church. Malachi was being very whatever. So we say, you know what? We're just gonna watch it from home. Yeah. Okay. So we turn on church and he eats his breakfast, lives super pregnant, laying on the couch. Everything's fine, great. Now out of nowhere, super ornery. Like, excuse me, super ornery.

[Peyton]

Your son was super ornery.

[Cam]

Honorary ornery. Is that not a word?

[Peyton]

The hell is ornery?

[Cam]

When they, when they act bad. When a kid. Oh, that kid's ornery. That's an ornery kid. Either they're ornery.

[Peyton]

No, no, no.

[Cam]

English major. That's a word.

[Peyton]

No, no, hold on. I swear to God, in my 27 years of life, you've never heard that. I've never heard the word ornery.

[Cam]

Ornery.

[Peyton]

The Omni Hotel.

[Cam]

No, not omni. Not Amari. Orri.

[Peyton]

How do you spell it?

[Cam]

Don't fully know.

[Peyton]

Wait, can we define the word ornery for me?

[Cam]

Bad, misbehave, Jacked up on Mountain Dew.

[Peyton]

Okay, wait, what made you. Did you just learn this word? I'm convinced you just learned this.

[Cam]

No, I've known about this word for a long time. I only use it in the case of children because when I say a grown man's acting on Reed, gives a little weird vibe.

[Peyton]

So Henri's.

[Cam]

No, I wouldn't say. I wouldn't go that far. I want to go pedophilic.

[Peyton]

Henry.

[Cam]

Henri.

[Peyton]

I can't think.

[Cam]

It's H. Is it an HN situation?

[Peyton]

N, A.

[Cam]

No woe. Is it A? Here we go. O, N. Here we go.

[Peyton]

Honorary is a common pronunciation spelling of the word honoree, representing a Southern US Dialect. Also some Southern. Yeah, it's an adjective used to describe someone who is stubborn, irritable, disagreeable, or difficult to manage. I don't think it's a kid thing, bro.

[Cam]

No, it's not. I only use it for kids. Like, I'm not going to say, oh, you're acting ornery, P. You're acting ornery.

[Peyton]

I don't think you should say that word. Like, that's very much Declaration of Independence slang.

[Cam]

You say kitchen pone cuck, and

[Peyton]

you just went through your categories.

[Cam]

What did I just say? You say all that you're getting on me for an actual word that has a Southern dialect.

[Peyton]

I know that's very much Old English. That is not.

[Cam]

You shouldn't stop acting ornery, boy.

[Peyton]

In the big 26. You didn't. You don't say ornery.

[Cam]

He was acting what? Bad.

[Peyton]

I don't act like a baby.

[Cam]

He's acting like a baby. Sure. He's all. He's bouncing all over the place, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And the sermons going. He's getting louder. And it gets to the point I'm actually trying to lock in. He's sitting there just self playing. I go, hey, hey, Bubba. No, let's calm down a little bit because he's just going crazy, right? So then he looks at me, he goes. He's like hissing almost.

[Peyton]

I don't like that.

[Cam]

I was like, oh, by the blood of Jesus. He's doing this with his nose. So I mess with him back. And I go, you know what? That's what you need to be paying attention to? You need Jesus. And he's probably 12ft away from me, right? I'm sitting on my couch looking up the tv. He's right below the tv looking at me, and I go, you need to be paying attention to, son. Instead of playing, you need Jesus. This kid looks at me and takes off at a jog right towards me, going right after. I said, he needs Jesus. He's flailing his arms. He's making literal, like, growling noises. Like,

[Peyton]

I was.

[Cam]

Like, I was ready, dude.

[Peyton]

I was turning into the power of Christ. You better watch it.

[Cam]

I said, you're my son, but you better watch it. It was. Bro. It was the funny. We were crying, laughing. Yeah, it was impeccable.

[Peyton]

Is that a sign? Is that a sign?

[Cam]

That's not a. What? I don't know. Maybe.

[Peyton]

Maybe we. Maybe we invite over a priest.

[Cam]

Oh, oh, oh. Had a conversation with the wife. Can't go on the air. Let's just say I basically said, if my son.

[Peyton]

Nope, I don't think.

[Cam]

Let's just say that conversation was wicked.

[Peyton]

Yeah. You have to have a talk.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

You didn't see the white of his eyes anymore. Oh, no.

[Cam]

I said, liv, I want you to understand that this real. I said that will. There will be a call. Said, there will be holy water. There will be burning wood in here. I was like, there will be whatever it takes. I'll go buy the whole city of garlic. So I don't care if he's a vampire. If he's demonic, we're getting it at him. I said, I don't care what has to happen. Can this stay? Chains, shackles, we're good. Okay. There we go. I just said, I'll go to the ends of the earth to take whatever that is out of my son. She was like, oh, my God, no, you need to. I said, no, woman. No, no, no. Said, we're getting it out of it, dude.

[Peyton]

So other than my dog dying this weekend. Yes, I. I was trying to make myself feel better by going out to eat.

[Cam]

Where'd you go, though?

[Peyton]

Oh, my spot. I'm not gonna say it, but I went to my spot.

[Cam]

Right. Oh, that has to make you feel better. No, it didn't.

[Peyton]

It didn't, because something embarrassing happened to me as I was trying to go there, so I was having a.

[Cam]

As you were trying to mourn your dog?

[Peyton]

Yeah. So it was the worst day of my. I woke up in the morning, I got a call that we're putting my dog down. Dog was dead. So after my dog died, I was with my girlfriend, and she was like, hey, tonight let's go out to dinner to your favorite restaurant. And I said, oh, thanks, babe. That's gonna make me feel a lot better. So I'm nasty.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

As you know, my truck is not clean.

[Cam]

Really? Really, bro? Already? You know that I left the most spaceship looking car. I mean, when you look at a car and you go, maybe I should clean it. That's your car? No.

[Peyton]

So my car is dirty. You can't see the floor right now because there's grass all over it. Like, it's bad. There's trash. There's meal preps in there. There's. There's clothes. I have some sort of tool kit in the back that I'm not sure how it got there.

[Cam]

Mine, I don't know.

[Peyton]

Oh, but my car is disgusting. But. So my dog died this day, and I was going to my favorite restaurant. Now, my girlfriend Sarah, she said, let's use this as a treat yourself day. Babe, I know you're feeling bad, but just treat yourself. Don't worry about calories. Don't worry about anything. I want you to have a good drink. I want you to have a good day.

[Cam]

Good woman.

[Peyton]

And so we went to my favorite restaurant that's in nice part of the city.

[Cam]

Very nice part.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So part of treating myself, I was like, I'm not going to go find parking. I'm gonna get my truck valeted.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Again, my truck is dirty.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

I wasn't prepared to have it valeted, nor was I prepared for my puppy to die.

[Cam]

So.

[Peyton]

So I'm sad. So I'm driving. Everything I'm seeing reminds me of him. I think I smell him. I see him. I'm driving to my favorite restaurant. Sarah's trying to rub my head. She plays High School Musical. I'm like, turn that off. I want to listen to silence. So as we get to the front of the restaurant, it's the valet now. I go, hey, excuse me, is this where I go for valet? He goes, yep. I go, all right. He's like, just get out. I'll take care of it for you. Now, you know when I'm sad, I'm anxious.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

When I'm anxious, I have a tic, and my tick is to bite my fingernails.

[Cam]

Oh, God, yes.

[Peyton]

So as you see, I have no fingernails left because my dog died. And I was very sad and anxious. So I was just gnawing at my fingernails the whole drive to the restaurant. Now I was in my truck, so I had nowhere to dispose of my fingernails. So what I was doing is. I was driving, going, It's 10 fingernails. Now. I have big nail beds.

[Cam]

Oh, you two have some big nail beds. I was gonna say your fingernails. Your fingernails are like poker chips. You're you. I was waiting to put that little sprinkle in, but thank God you said it.

[Peyton]

Your nails are big.

[Cam]

Those are some big.

[Peyton]

So they're noticeable.

[Cam]

He's like. It's like. It's like.

[Peyton]

No, they're. They're massive. I have massive fingernails.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

And so I'm spitting them all through my car. But I'm not thinking because I'm anxious and I'm sad. My dog just died.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

So they're everywhere. So I valid valet my car.

[Cam]

We take care of it. Oh, you're so nasty.

[Peyton]

I have a decent meal. I come back out to receive my truck from the valet. He goes, yeah, I'll go get it for you. He goes and gets my truck, brings it to me, and he goes, hey, man, I just wanna let you know I had to move some toenails out of the.

[Cam]

I'm gonna piss. I'm gonna. Oh,

[Peyton]

he said it loud. He said it loud. There was Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders in the front.

[Cam]

Yeah, there was. Oh. Oh, no. Okay, hold on.

[Peyton]

He said. It wasn't like he whispered it to me. He said, hey, man. Yeah, I had to move some toenails out here. He went like this. He didn't go, I had to move some toenails out. And so I literally. I literally. I'm already emotional because my dog just died and everything. At that point, I was ready to shut down Sarah.

[Cam]

I mean, I'm dripping sweat.

[Peyton]

Sarah was trying to make me feel better. She was rubbing me. I said, golf. Oh, yeah, man. And then she was like. And then. And then, to make it worse, my girlfriend has a dog, right? And that dog. That dog doesn't stay with us. And so I get back home after, I'm embarrassed in front of Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. The valet thinks I have toenails all over my truck, and my dog just died. So I open my front door after this horrible day. Guess what? Sarah's dog is just right there. I'm like, mine's dead.

[Cam]

Do you want to be next?

[Peyton]

I literally walked past that thing.

[Cam]

I'm like, what makes you think he's like this? He just goes, yeah.

[Peyton]

I was like, what makes you think a puppy greeting me today of all days is the best idea?

[Cam]

When you said y' all were in the car, she was with you. I giggled earlier. I don't know if you caught it. I was thinking like you didn't want to take care of ox. So she starts playing music. What if she hit shuffle and it was like who let the dogs out? Who let the you go? What? The next song she hits, it's like Big Dog. Big Dog. It just. Every song was about a dog.

[Peyton]

Oh my.

[Cam]

If in the Arms of the angel came on. That is just that. No you would gets real when that. You've never been in a funny moment when that song turns on. No thought about that. And it doesn't matter what you're doing. You could be at like you could be at your birthday party when you're like all ten.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

If you just have like say spongebob on or something. That thing pops on.

[Peyton]

It's the worst commercial ever. That's the worst.

[Cam]

And I don't like that. Don't, don't. Don't use my feeling strings.

[Peyton]

But you did make me feel better this weekend. I appreciate it. Yeah, this weekend or this week? You're the only one cared about him. He literally said nothing to me about it.

[Cam]

No, CJ's a terrible.

[Peyton]

No, I've realized about CG, he's a bad person.

[Cam]

I just come to accept he's a terrible. Like I love him though.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Now, on to the rest of the episode, the you should know podcast. This is the last I'm going to talk about my puppy. I know this is a puppy filled episode. RIP to Malcolm Jerome. But I do want to say, since y' all know that my dog died this week. Stop saying I've been joining, like, support forums for people who lost their pets.

[Cam]

Peyton. No, you have not. No dog. Now, there's nothing wrong with that. I want to clear my name. There's nothing wrong with that. You are not a support forum type of guy.

[Peyton]

No, I'm really not. But, you know, when I'm super sad or I get super involved in something, I go down this wicked rabbit hole. In the forum, they said they're making a push to domesticate raccoons.

[Cam]

Okay, dude, what group did you fall into domesticating raccoons?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

I thought this was just people that their puppies passed.

[Peyton]

No, their puppies did pass.

[Cam]

Are domesticating little forest thiefs.

[Peyton]

No, I'm basically in, like, the dark web of this forum. So they're talking about domesticating raccoons, and I'm so sad and miss my puppy that I thought, hey, maybe I should give this a try.

[Cam]

What do you mean? Give it a chance? You're not getting a raccoon. You. If you get a raccoon, I'm never talking to you again. If you get a raccoon as your pet, you don't. You lost a friend.

[Peyton]

Well, since you're my best friend and you would be at my house a lot, I want you to meet my potential next pet. Bring in my potential pet raccoon.

[Cam]

What the is that? What is that?

[Peyton]

No. Come on in.

[Cam]

No, you're not. No, you're not. That's a raccoon. Get it away from me. Oh, what kind of mammals that. Oh, wow. Oh, that's a possum. Okay, so first thing, not to be insensitive. Everything all right with me in the eyes right there with that little guy? Is that okay? That's how they look. Don't have too much experience with possums is tootsie and it's a girl. So sorry, Tootsie. I don't. I hope I'm not scaring you, sweetheart.

[Eric Brittingham]

Four years old. That's why her eyes look cool.

[Cam]

Oh, okay.

[Eric Brittingham]

Going blind. In the wild, they only live about two years. So she's about four years old in captivity. That's pretty good for.

[Cam]

So.

[Peyton]

So she's old.

[Cam]

So I've. I've known. I've known. I've known Tootsie for all of 30 seconds. And I've made fun of her blindness.

[Eric Brittingham]

That's all right.

[Peyton]

She's not offended at all.

[Cam]

Oh, God. Tootsie hearing.

[Eric Brittingham]

But it didn't offend her, as you can tell.

[Cam]

I'm so sorry.

[Peyton]

I can't tell what Tootsie's looking at. I love Tootsie.

[Cam]

This is unbelievable. Okay, so now, have you ever seen her practice the art of the playing dead?

[Eric Brittingham]

She doesn't because I've had her since she's 4 months old, so she thinks I'm dead, so there's no fear anymore. But they do do that, so it's not a myth. They actually do play dead. They don't control it. They just pass out. And they actually make their body and their breasts smell like poop and dead. Death away predators that way. So it's really awesome.

[Peyton]

He does that too. Sometimes he'll come and talk to me.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Eric Brittingham]

You know, it's okay to block that.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Oh, that's why my ex said, babe, you smell like a possum.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, you said, yeah, just get away from me. I mean, holy whisker on that girl. She's got some.

[Peyton]

I mean, that tail. That tail kind of looks like me in the cold day.

[Cam]

That the tails pretty important.

[Eric Brittingham]

It's actually prehensile, so that means gripper.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

What are you saying? Oh, my God.

[Eric Brittingham]

So if she's climbing trees and the tree branch break, she's holding on with her tail, and it's designed to do that.

[Cam]

So opossums climb trees. There's a lot I don't know. Sir, what's your name?

[Eric Brittingham]

My name is Eric Brittingham with Wildlife on the Move.

[Peyton]

Shout out to Wildlife on the Move. I mean, that. That Opossums on the Move.

[Cam]

She is.

[Eric Brittingham]

She's moving around pretty good. You're welcome him to touch her.

[Cam]

Yeah, okay. Okay, we're gonna touch her. Tootsie. Tootsie, Tootsie. Eric, that's not like a cat. But, Tootsie, you want to give a touch?

[Peyton]

Oh, no, no.

[Cam]

Yeah, get a touch. Get it. Oh, you can't. You're in the forum. You're in the committee. Yeah, I touched a little possum thing.

[Peyton]

If you hold her, I could.

[Cam]

I'll touch it if I. Now, that tail is kind of. It's kind of creeping.

[Peyton]

Kim, you've touched my tail before. Kim. It feels like me, doesn't it?

[Cam]

Oh, no, that feels That's a whole other story.

[Eric Brittingham]

I bet we don't want to get in.

[Cam]

Oh, that. I mean that feels.

[Peyton]

That is a.

[Cam]

That's an interesting.

[Eric Brittingham]

Interesting.

[Cam]

Yeah. That is cool.

[Peyton]

It's.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's a little. And it's a lot like, like. Oh God, please don't bite me. It's very dense, very muscular tail. She does tail ups. Yeah, yeah, she does.

[Eric Brittingham]

Since that's what she uses it for all the time.

[Cam]

Now, now back to the vision real quick.

[Peyton]

What.

[Cam]

What is she working with currently?

[Eric Brittingham]

Like, so the best sense that she has is her sense of smell. You can hear her?

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's why she keeps pointing this way.

[Eric Brittingham]

They're born completely naked, blind. Front legs, other legs in about six to eight weeks. And they, they actually have to smell their way up into the pouch because moms are marsupials.

[Cam]

They have a pouches.

[Eric Brittingham]

Smells her way up there and crawls with just two legs to get inside that pouch.

[Peyton]

What does she eat?

[Cam]

What do they eat?

[Eric Brittingham]

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[Cam]

Oh, it's kind of like hero.

[Eric Brittingham]

Just kidding. She likes fruits, nuts, berries, plants, snakes, eggs, lizards, mice and insects. So she's a true omnivore. She eats eggs, everything.

[Cam]

Okay, so now. Oh, Cam. So that would be me.

[Peyton]

That's funny.

[Eric Brittingham]

I like that too. Every 20 minutes. I got it.

[Cam]

There we go. I don't know about every 20, but I'm up there with you, Eric. But okay, so. So now the first half was fruits, veggies, nuts and stuff. And then I heard you slip in a couple things like it was nothing. You said my snakes and eggs.

[Peyton]

So.

[Cam]

So Tootsie eats snakes according to you, Eric. Snakes.

[Eric Brittingham]

She can kill any. All venomous snakes in her territory. So every venomous snake we have here in Texas, this animal can eat, eat. And she's immune to all the venom of all those snakes.

[Cam]

So an opossum is like a low key, like a sleeper build. Like you don't like. You don't think she's got much when you look at her, but she can take some down can.

[Eric Brittingham]

And she's immune to even not just venomous snakes. She actually loves to eat ticks so she can actually dirty, which is really cool.

[Cam]

And. And how many fingers she working with there?

[Eric Brittingham]

She has five on each foot.

[Peyton]

Oh, oh, there she goes.

[Eric Brittingham]

Possums have opposable thumbs just like you and me. Look at that.

[Cam]

Oh my God. See, they have thumbs.

[Eric Brittingham]

The other animal besides us in North America has opposable thumbs so she can grip and hold on to things. It's pretty Cool.

[Peyton]

I mean, that whiskey. Those whiskers.

[Cam]

No, those whiskeys. They are. I mean. Yeah, that's probably the. That's a little beauty mark. Your little whiskeys. You know, you have to pet. It's kind of like a little. It's kind of like an opposable thumb. Venomous snake eating omnivores cat.

[Peyton]

Kind of soft. Very soft.

[Cam]

Yeah. New touch, the tail. It's kind of weird. Very weird. Weird, like give it a good. Oh, wow. Have you felt that? Now it's like a holder.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Eric Brittingham]

I've got the blanket here. That's her safety blanket so it doesn't scratch you up. So put your hand right underneath mine.

[Cam]

Okay, so under the blanket?

[Eric Brittingham]

Yeah, just under the blanket where my hand is. And then grab her tail for safety.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Eric Brittingham]

Just let her sit on you.

[Cam]

Oh, girl.

[Eric Brittingham]

In front of her face.

[Peyton]

Oh, you got.

[Cam]

You got some talents, girl.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you'll kind of look alike.

[Eric Brittingham]

Not a raccoon, but definitely an opossum animal.

[Cam]

That is important.

[Peyton]

And is it bad that I didn't know that possums and raccoons were different until you just said that.

[Cam]

Is she domesticated with you or does she stay at like, the.

[Peyton]

Your house?

[Eric Brittingham]

No, she's a wild animal ambassador for our shows. Daycares.

[Peyton]

She has the best resume ever.

[Cam]

You want one thing you are not seeing is. Is like. She literally has thumbs, bro.

[Peyton]

Like thumb.

[Cam]

And she's straight up. Look at that.

[Peyton]

Oh, you'd be great at Call of Duty. Oh, she's got.

[Cam]

She's holding my. That feels like Malachi. It feels like. Okay, let me. Yeah, get my finger back. You got it back.

[Eric Brittingham]

She's not.

[Cam]

Yeah, no, she's sweet. She's. So she really is.

[Eric Brittingham]

The reason she's named Tootsie is. You notice on this front right foot, she only has one toots. You see it?

[Peyton]

What's a toots?

[Eric Brittingham]

Got one toe.

[Cam]

Let me try to. She has one toe. Yeah.

[Eric Brittingham]

Look, it's just she's kind of being different.

[Cam]

Oh, it's like a little nub.

[Peyton]

Hell of a resume because she got

[Eric Brittingham]

in an accident over at the. When they were building the. The big hotel over the Lowe's Motel at the Ballpark in Arlington.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eric Brittingham]

She actually got mixed up in some wire and lost most of her toes and then she lost most of her tail. And that's why we have her.

[Peyton]

So she.

[Eric Brittingham]

She's a discarded rescued injured animals. So that's why we have her name.

[Cam]

I mean, that was. I mean, that was every detail in a name drop. Yeah. Oh, tootsie I was about to make a pirate joke, but that's sad, girl. I'm sorry. I got two more. Super quick. Rapid, rapid fire.

[Peyton]

That has a tongue. It has a tongue.

[Cam]

Rapid fire. 1. Your shoulders got to be pretty strong, right? Doing that all the time. Dealing with it. Yeah.

[Eric Brittingham]

And holding all the animals that I do. I get that upper body workout. I don't go to the gym anymore.

[Peyton]

There you go.

[Cam]

I see. Eric. Second one. Second question. Is that our shirt? Is that. Is that our shirt? Eric, this is your shirt. That's our shirt.

[Eric Brittingham]

One of your shirts the first time I'm here. Maybe we can earn one by being here today. But no, this is just a scrap shirt that people donate to us.

[Cam]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Eric Brittingham]

But I wouldn't scrap yours.

[Cam]

I promise. Okay. Gotcha.

[Peyton]

Boom.

[Cam]

Say ty. You can. You can take that.

[Eric Brittingham]

Probably wear a shirt with pride for you guys.

[Cam]

She would.

[Peyton]

I would love to. Tootsie.

[Cam]

Tootsie.

[Peyton]

Hey.

[Cam]

So cute.

[Peyton]

Thank you so much.

[Eric Brittingham]

Yeah, check us [e-mail] and you can follow us on Facebook at live animal shows.

[Peyton]

Hell, yeah, guys, it's going to be in the. In the description to go. Yeah. Tootsie. I mean, it was an honor to meet you. That's awesome.

[Cam]

I like her little nub. It's so cute. I didn't realize that. Oh, Tootsie.

[Eric Brittingham]

Awesome. Well, enjoy being with you guys.

[Peyton]

Thank you so much.

[Cam]

Thank you, Tootsie.

[Peyton]

Thank you, Eric.

[Cam]

That's sick.

[Peyton]

Look at that. I never thought I would.

[Cam]

I would give it up. There we go. Tootsie. That's crazy.

[Peyton]

How.

[Cam]

I mean, he drowned my hands.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

First off, you didn't even get to the animal you requested. You thought a raccoon was showing up. It was an opossum.

[Peyton]

I told you I didn't know that there was a difference between a raccoon and opossum. I thought opossums were just baby raccoons.

[Cam]

Okay, I have bathed in hand sanitizer. The scent of Tootsie and Eric. They're not leaving. They're still very much right here. And it does not smell the best.

[Peyton]

Tootsie and glaucoma. To be honest, Tootsie needed some weed. Did you get a little Tootsie fur in you?

[Cam]

I think I laughed right when I was swallowing. It got really dry.

[Peyton]

I'm not gonna lie. I was. I was 100% expecting a raccoon to come in here.

[Cam]

Yeah, like, how do you. How do you not get the right animal? How do you request a raccoon? They show up. They go, oh, this is an opossum.

[Peyton]

Well, I just said, well, they did. So I said, hey, I need a raccoon. Because I looked at the forum, and they didn't say anything about possums. So I found, like, that wildlife place that's in Dallas. And I said, hey, I need a raccoon. And they're like, oh, we got possums. So it's like, oh, same thing.

[Cam]

You thought a baby raccoon was just a possum? No.

[Peyton]

Cousins or something? It's like the same thing. It's like, hey, can my nephew come over? No, but your cousin can. It's all family.

[Cam]

Okay, bring him. Bring him. I see that. I see that, dude. Okay, now she.

[Peyton]

I'm not gonna be nice. Tootsie's disgusting. I'm not. I'm not gonna, like. Like, he's not here anymore. Sweet guy. I think. I think that possums deserve great things. Disgusting creature.

[Cam]

That animal was sent from hell. And I'm sorry, but my God, I was trying. I was trying to be nice. Oh, I see you, girl. That thing would cause nightmares.

[Peyton]

And I absolutely. Let me say this. The way he described it. He was saying, I can't tell if those things are, like, super powered or that they're a mistake to society.

[Cam]

Yeah, One sentence. Top of the totem pole. I can eat venom. I can hang from trees. I climb mountains. Next sentence. I'm born butt naked, two legs blind.

[Peyton]

And.

[Cam]

Yeah, like, what is this, the coolest thing or the worst thing?

[Peyton]

And I'm not gonna lie. Did you see the things?

[Cam]

Tongue, dude.

[Peyton]

So when he hung it upside down

[Cam]

for the sixth time, he's like, no, seriously, your tail's really.

[Peyton]

She literally went, oh, damn. Speaking of Malcolm being past due, we need to. We need to look at putting that thing down.

[Cam]

No, no. Eric needs to be questioned because he said, that thing.

[Peyton]

They survived till two.

[Cam]

That thing's doubled his life. That's like a human being being a hundred and seventy years old, and that's. That's a high lifespan. That's like a human being 150.

[Peyton]

Yeah, they're shooting that thing up with, like, life of.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, they're shooting that. You're shooting tootsies. Like, hgh. Every morning they go, oh, hey, girl, we can't. That's why she's like. Cause her eyes are still growing. They're still growing.

[Peyton]

But that is a really good foundation. We're a comedy podcast. But that. From what I've heard, it's a really good foundation.

[Cam]

Now back to your groups of people. There's. I want you to think about what we just saw and touched. And people want to put a collar on that thing.

[Peyton]

Well, no, they want raccoons. They didn't want possums.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, that's right.

[Peyton]

And I'm not going to be li. I'm not going to lie. In the break we took between Eric leaving and. And this.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

I. I completely deleted the app that I was in the forum with. I don't want anything to do with those people.

[Cam]

Those are not your friends. Those are not your people.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. Those are people. You got to check their backpacks in public areas.

[Cam]

No, no, they shouldn't own a backpack. They should not.

[Peyton]

No. Only see throughs.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Only see throughs. I. I'm. I'm. You did really well.

[Cam]

I. I tried. I honestly tried. I gave my all. She was a gross little thing, but I tried.

[Peyton]

I held her and everything and you did well with that. And for that, you're the birthday.

[Cam]

Excuse me?

[Peyton]

You're the birthday.

[Cam]

Now I'm missing something.

[Peyton]

You're. You're the birthday.

[Cam]

Today's not my taste. Very close, but it's not my birthday.

[Peyton]

No, you are the birthday.

[Cam]

What does that mean, though? What does that mean? I'm the birthday?

[Peyton]

Like, you're the birthday. Like, you got it.

[Cam]

That's what they're saying now. You're the birthday. It's like, you got it.

[Peyton]

No, it's just like. No, it doesn't mean you got it. Like, if somebody is like. You don't say, like, in terms of you got it. You just, like, you're the. Like, cj, look at him. He's definitely not the birthday. You.

[Cam]

This is some psychic.

[Peyton]

Like, look at me. Would you say I'm the birthday?

[Cam]

I don't even know what it is, but I'd say you're the birthday. I don't even know what. Okay, okay. No, no, but break it down. What are you. What are you actually getting it? That's what I'm. I understand. In my interpretation, you're the birthday. That's a bridge, right? You're leading me up.

[Peyton]

You're the birthdays. No, that's.

[Cam]

We're going on the journey. What's at the end of the bridge?

[Peyton]

That's the destination. You are the birthday. Birthday.

[Cam]

What does that mean, though? What does that.

[Peyton]

Guess. What do you think? You are the birthday Means it's pretty

[Cam]

close to my real birthday. So I'm guessing that it has nothing to do with my actual birthday.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

It could be February. You could be saying this to me in September.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you're the birthday. Like, clock it.

[Cam]

Clock it. T. Body. You're the birthday.

[Peyton]

Well, definitely not.

[Cam]

It's got your body given to your body.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no.

[Cam]

But if I'm the birthday, that me. I gotta have some sort of. I gotta have some sort of, like, a rememberative, like a.

[Peyton]

You're the birthday.

[Cam]

I'm doing that.

[Peyton]

Sure.

[Cam]

Keep singing different variations and I'll get there.

[Peyton]

Like. Like, oh, you're the birthday.

[Cam]

Oh, I'm doing it.

[Peyton]

I'm.

[Cam]

I'm him. No.

[Peyton]

Okay, now I'm him. I'm him. I'm gonna give you some people and you tell me if they're the birthday.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Based on.

[Cam]

I don't even know what design love is, though. Okay.

[Peyton]

Okay, let's say ddg.

[Cam]

Ddg. Wicked. First pull. Okay. In terms of.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, wow.

[Peyton]

Would you say DDG's the birthday?

[Cam]

He does moonwalk and calabasas. I'd say he's the birthday.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I'd say he's the birthday. Sure, sure.

[Cam]

Give me another one. Okay, Keep going.

[Peyton]

Pierce.

[Cam]

Oh, depends. Depends. If you're. If you're. If you're same age, blonde, and you like ostrich boots, he's a birthday.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

If you're his superiors and his fellow peers at work, he's not a birthday.

[Peyton]

Your son.

[Cam]

My son. Birthday. No.

[Peyton]

Your son's not the birthday.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

He hasn't earned the birthday.

[Cam]

Oh, he hasn't earned it. Okay. It's a wisdom thing. No, no, it's reputable. You have to do something. You have to be good.

[Peyton]

Kind of have to clock it.

[Cam]

You have to clock it. Okay.

[Peyton]

And he's not clocked. He doesn't clock. Jeff.

[Cam]

He hasn't clocked nothing. Okay. Okay. LeBron's the birthday.

[Peyton]

LeBron is definitely the birthday. Okay, give me some more people. You think of the birthday. Beyonce birthday.

[Cam]

Oh, my gosh. It's queen bee.

[Peyton]

She is the cake.

[Cam]

Clock it. Oh, she is the cake. She's cake. She's cake.

[Peyton]

Watch your mouth.

[Cam]

I'm just kidd. Okay, now let's say Hitler. Not the birthday.

[Peyton]

To some.

[Cam]

Can't really.

[Peyton]

I'm sure to some, Even now, I mean, to a lot of people, he was the birthday. I do not think he's the birthday.

[Cam]

That's wild. Okay, so. Okay, then I'm there. Okay, less morbid.

[Peyton]

Let's go, Harriet Tubman.

[Cam]

I'm giving her birthday. Yeah, she's the birthday. I'm giving her birthday. MLK birthday.

[Peyton]

Nice.

[Cam]

Okay. Malcolm X, the birthday. Birthday. Okay.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Okay. Yeah. Then I think I got it. Okay, final answer. I think it's. You're. It's hard to articulate, but, like, you're the. You're good. You're like. You're it. You're him.

[Peyton]

You're her.

[Cam]

You're the birthday. Birthday.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you're the birthday. Yeah, you're the birthday.

[Cam]

So I'm the birthday. Normally, you would be like, you're the furthest from the birthday. Well, you got a haircut.

[Peyton]

You got a haircut.

[Cam]

I got a haircut, and I'm wearing the same clothes you always make fun of, so I'm surprised. I'm the birthday. I think that's why it threw me off. Yeah, yeah.

[Peyton]

No, you are the birthday. I just wanted to. I just wanted to see if you knew what that meant.

[Cam]

I have no idea what that meant.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Honestly me.

[Cam]

Did you make that up?

[Peyton]

No. A gay man came up to me on the street and he goes, you're the birthday. And I said, he said, oh, thanks.

[Cam]

Really?

[Peyton]

No. Yes, I was, I was. I was walking down the street and there is a homosexual man. Yeah. I mean, I'm not assuming, but gun to my head.

[Cam]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Peyton]

I would be like, oh, yeah, he's. Yeah, you, you know.

[Cam]

Yes, of course.

[Peyton]

Right. I mean, good for him.

[Cam]

Crop top.

[Peyton]

I mean, beautiful skin. Yeah. I mean, the walk itself now, the walk speaks.

[Cam]

Actions speak out in the woods.

[Peyton]

Yes. And so he go. And he little. Oh, the birthday. And I was like, thanks. And so that was the best compliment I think I've received in a long time now.

[Cam]

Okay, now answer me this though.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I. Is there factual proof that I'm the birthday?

[Cam]

No, no, no, no, no, no. If we think you're the birthday means what you're the birthday means, then yeah, you're a birthday. You're a bird. Big, whole glass of caramel birthday. But there's no proof of that. You're taking one interaction off a man simply from the fluxation of his voice. That.

[Peyton]

No, but you can walk past people and if you. If they're enough of the birthday, you can just say they're the birthday. They're immediately birthday category.

[Cam]

Like you.

[Peyton]

You got to get to know you for you to be the birthday.

[Cam]

So street level, outside of looking in. I'm not birthday.

[Peyton]

No, no, you're not. Fresh off the. The wake up. Everybody's just looking at you like a group consensus look at you, birthday.

[Cam]

No, no, no, I don't. I don't think I give that either. I don't think I give birthday energy to it.

[Peyton]

No, you give like Labor Day.

[Cam]

I give like Veterans Day. I give like, I give Cyber Monday. You're the birthday. I'm Cyber Monday.

[Peyton]

Like, you don't earn that. Like the walk.

[Cam]

Oh, people take advantage of me.

[Peyton]

Like, you can't just walk past Cameron Kennedy, be like, oh, that's the birthday. Like me.

[Cam]

Yeah, you can, though. You can walk past a group and they're all, oh, he's that. You gotta. You gotta be a very well grounded man to deal with that. Yeah, yeah, no, but you're like a consensus birthday.

[Peyton]

Does it mean more to you when you get hit on by men or women?

[Cam]

Dude. Something about a brotherly love. It.

[Peyton]

No, not brotherly love, like hit on.

[Cam]

Oh, I thought like a dude like, hey, bro, you doing that?

[Peyton]

I've never. Maybe he is more. It's more than brotherly love. You're just not understanding. I don't Think any man's coming up to be like, hey, bro, you doing that? Especially this movement. I don't think that's just a brotherly love, man. I don't think that's what that is, bro.

[Cam]

You do that.

[Peyton]

I don't think.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. Well, maybe. I hope this isn't contrary to Pop.

[Peyton]

I don't know.

[Cam]

But probably gonna go with women.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

Yeah. Now it has to. It ends every time in a respectful decline because I'm. Well, I think it's married to my beautiful wife.

[Peyton]

You're not used to being hit on by women, so it still means something to you.

[Cam]

That's what I'm not used to being hit on at all. Like, at all. Like, she. Like. No, like, the absence of hitting on. I am unhittable. Like, I am. I'm unhittable. I don't get hit on at all. No one even gets to swing. There's no pitch being thrown. I'm just the void. Like, I am a Evanescence floating.

[Peyton]

It always means more to me when men hit on me. Not in my DMs, dude. I get some wild DMs from men. You get some.

[Cam]

Some that you can send to the bureau in your. In your ds, dude. You get some.

[Peyton]

Oh, that's what I was saying. I blocked, like, three men. Blocked, like, three men this weekend. Because whenever I posted that my dog died, they were like, oh, you could still get it. I'm like, I appreciate that. On any other day.

[Cam]

No, no, no. You shouldn't even give him that.

[Peyton]

No, on any other day, you could tell me that and I'll appreciate it.

[Cam]

What did you say back?

[Peyton]

I don't respond.

[Cam]

Oh, okay.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Are you crazy?

[Cam]

Well, I thought you said, like, oh, I appreciate that, but you're getting blocked.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Cam]

Are you crazy?

[Peyton]

No, I'm really mourning right now, and normally that would mean a lot to me. Bro, you can hit it any other day. Today is not the day you hit.

[Cam]

It's not today, but you can catch me on Thursday.

[Peyton]

Yeah, No, I get violent DMS from it.

[Cam]

Something has been going around the Internet, specifically on our content, for the last couple months and starting to creep me out. I don't know if you've peeped it. I have certainly peeped it. Someone broke into my house. Someone broke into my house and stole a picture of me and made it into a meme.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

Have you seen the picture of me? Oh, have you? On this where I'm, like, hugging that pillar in that lame plaid. You look like 11 or 12. That. No, no. No, that picture's not published anywhere. I don't know how someone, like, attained that. I don't know how they got that. That picture is framed in my mother's house, though.

[Peyton]

You literally look like you're in the developmental league of lunch ladies. Like, that's the worst picture I've ever seen.

[Cam]

I don't know. I'm like, hugging. Dude. Whoever made us shoot those family pictures first time off. To hell with you. Whoever shot the pictures extra help.

[Peyton]

Whoever dressed you.

[Cam]

I think it was myself.

[Peyton]

Of course it was. No, you're first of all.

[Cam]

Purple jeans with this plaid. It's like reddish blue and white plaid shirt. And I am like. I'm like hugging a pillar.

[Peyton]

Why am I doing that?

[Cam]

You.

[Peyton]

You ever walk into a Cracker Barrel and there's like the old timey photo in the lobby, and it's like, these are the people that invented Cracker Barrel at the first Cracker Barrel. That was that picture. Like, you look awful.

[Cam]

Okay. Okay. First off, can we. Let's put it right here. In case you haven't seen it. I'm just adding fuel to the fire. It's been out. So here's the picture.

[Peyton]

This is in every comment section of every TikTok.

[Cam]

Now I need you to lock in.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Did you hear what I said though? Right? That's the troubling part. This picture isn't on the Internet outside of the memes.

[Peyton]

Okay. The first time I saw it, I was like, oh, they pulled it from the Peyton vs. Cam World Tour because I was showing old pictures of you. But then I looked at the picture and I was like, I've never seen this.

[Cam]

Not me. It's framed in my parents household. Someone imagine there's a rat. Imagine rat. It's my father.

[Peyton]

Someone imagine there's nothing. There's. There's nothing valuable in that house. So all they could do was take a picture. They broke in there. Like, where's the jewel? No jewelry. That's a cam.

[Cam]

And they let. Dude. And then they digitized it.

[Peyton]

Yeah, like, seriously, they digitalized it. Digital.

[Cam]

Digitized works as well. Digitalized. That's just the same extra letters. Digitized it. But there's. That actually might not be right.

[Peyton]

No, I know. I just wasn't gonna argue with you.

[Cam]

There's this one. I don't even remember her name. But there's this one account. It's a female account that posts it on every single one of Liv's TikToks. Every single one of Liv's Instagram. Post every single one of my TikToks. Not too many. Every single one of your. It is. You hit everywhere. It doesn't matter what the video is about. The video could be about us. Like a depressed video saying rip to Malcolm. You're gonna hit the comments. It's gonna be like, me.

[Peyton]

No, it's got to the point. It's in other creators comments. Yes, I. I'll go and I'll just like be on my for you page and it'll just be like, so this week, you Coachella, and I'll look in its camp.

[Cam]

I don't. I. It's not okay, dude. That's not. And that's. I don't know how that happened. And I was really trying to get to the bottom of it, I don't think. I don't even have a face. I don't have a Facebook. Is it on your, like, parents? I don't think it might. That's.

[Eric Brittingham]

No.

[Cam]

I don't even want to say that. They're gonna go and they're gonna go deep dive and find it all.

[Peyton]

It's too late, bro. Bro. It's out. You gotta take. You gotta text your parents and tell them, hey, private. All your social. My parents privated all their social media.

[Cam]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna bomb my mom's social media. I'm gonna get rid of her Facebook. I'm gonna delete it. Hey, everything you worked for, all your little farm bill, all your little carrots going. They're gone. They're all gone. They're all gone.

[Peyton]

You don't know how to make it private.

[Cam]

Come on. Put this USB into your thing. I have a cute picture of Malachi, and she plugs into a PC, Whole thing melts. It kills the whole thing. You want to talk about a virus? Oh, I'm gonna have her down bad. Yeah, it's gotta go. Yeah, it's gotta go. All right. Because at that point, the more I think about it right now, there's. There's probably worse pictures of me.

[Peyton]

Oh, Cam.

[Cam]

And they're. They're just free to grab. Free to grab. All you gotta do is find my mom and go. Screenshot. Free to grab.

[Peyton]

Dude, that's so bad. It's honestly unfair to our parents because they don't understand.

[Cam]

They don't understand. They don't deserve it. But at the same time. Oh, my God, dude.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. No, you look awful in the picture.

[Cam]

Horrendous image.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Okay, okay, okay, wait.

[Peyton]

I know. I want to say something. Oh, go, because I want to confess something.

[Cam]

Well, last time you said something, right? You did something about a clock and birthday and the time before that you brought in a mammal. You brought a marsupial. So maybe you're done speaking for this episode.

[Peyton]

No, this is about bringing out a mammal.

[Cam]

Oh my God.

[Peyton]

It's a different mammal if an.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no. I'm saying this right now. If another animal walks through that door, like, I'm not a tiger, okay? If a tiger walked in, I'd stay. That'd be cool.

[Peyton]

You're sick.

[Cam]

That'd be cool. No, that's not sick. That's called Caucasian. If a tiger walked in, I'm front row. That's a mythical creature. We just saw a little gooey gumball eyed possum named Tootsie.

[Peyton]

Now we gotta make a petition to put down. Yeah, but can I say something though? This is me being very vulnerable with you.

[Cam]

Oh God.

[Peyton]

I've realized I. I'm taking my genitalia out too early in the bathroom.

[Cam]

What? Genuinely? What the hell does that mean? Like, no, no, I'm not saying I'm. I'm not even. My mind isn't going comedic route I'm not trying to work out the problem beforehand.

[Peyton]

I don't know.

[Cam]

What the hell does that mean? In what context?

[Peyton]

I don't know what's been going with me. I've realized it recently. I'm flipping my genitalia out way too soon before I'm getting to the urinal or to the bathroom.

[Cam]

So this is to use the restroom. So you're entering a restroom and your penis is just falling out.

[Peyton]

On a good day, I'm entering the restroom, but I'll be outside. Like, I did it in public. I'm taking my penis.

[Cam]

This isn't even inside your own home

[Peyton]

sometimes, but sometimes it'll be out in public. Like, I'll be like, my penis will be halfway out. And I'm opening the door to the restroom at like a Tex Mex spot. Like, I was in you the first time I realized it when I was at Texas Roadhouse with your son.

[Cam]

No. Okay, okay.

[Peyton]

Not with me. He was at the table.

[Cam]

Yeah, he was at the table. He was at the table. We're gonna make that clear.

[Peyton]

No. So I was. I was eating Texas Roadhouse with you, your wife, and your son, and I was like, oh, I gotta pee. And I was like, I had to pee really bad. And so I went to the. It. I don't know why, it just becomes like I become brain dead when I'm going to go pee. And so I was opening up the. The restroom door and I was preparing to take my. My stuff out, and I was like, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Are you like, are you waiting?

[Peyton]

I'm halfway down the bowls and I'm realizing. I'm realizing I'm still by the kitchen. And I do it in my house too. There's a guest room. There's a guest bathroom right by CJ's room.

[Cam]

Room.

[Peyton]

Right? And I was walking. I was leaving my theater room, and oh, my. And I was like, six Diet Cokes in. I have to pee really bad. But I was doom scrolling on my phone, heading to the bathroom. I'm not even halfway down the hallway out. My pants are at my thighs. Cam. And my underwear, I'm full, swinging like this. I'm like, why am I getting carpet burn? Right? No, it's a genuine problem. And I. And like, I understand that there's legal things that can happen.

[Cam]

Very legal.

[Peyton]

Very legal. But I should. But I'm public.

[Cam]

It can happen in your own house.

[Peyton]

But it's not like I'm genuinely like a subconscious thing. I'm trying to impress people because I'm Small when I'm like that, it's like, I genuinely do not want to be like this. I was at the mall and you

[Cam]

know, like, stonebriar, what is happening?

[Peyton]

And I was like, luckily my back was to the carousel, but I was, I was like, really? Like, like it's, it's a genuine problem.

[Cam]

I know exactly what bathrooms you're talking.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Could you imagine what if a, what if a guy's walking out of the bathroom you're walking in and you're so, like, not in the moment like you said, like you're going like brain dead or something and he's walking out. He literally goes, he just keeps walking. Well, oh, oh, well.

[Peyton]

And this is the moment I realized it was a problem. P. Like when it became apparent to me I was walking into a public bathroom, right? And, and I was doing.

[Cam]

I think it's the phone. You gotta put the phone, you gotta

[Peyton]

put the scrolling down. And I was preparing to take. Whip it out. And it was in my hand like this and my waistband was being expanded out. Cause I was about to pull it out, but I was by the sinks and there was a guy going to go wash his hand and I saw him and then I realized I'm out. And I literally went, oh, my God. And that's when I realized I genuinely have a problem. It's like sleepwalking with my, it is

[Cam]

like walking, it's sleep peeing.

[Peyton]

And I don't, and I, I, I don't want to be like that.

[Cam]

And I, I, no, no, no, you can't be like that. You're going to go to jail. And I know it has to change. I know. What can, what can we do to put in practice? What is the actionable steps? Well, you need to know, you need to figure it out why you say it like that. Why did I say like. You just say like that three times. You need to know you were going to set them. Are you, are you kidding right now?

[Peyton]

No, I am saying it like that a little.

[Cam]

He said, I don't know. He said, I don't even know.

[Peyton]

Who am I becoming?

[Cam]

I don't know. No, you're coming out. You're getting a new accent. You're about to domesticate a possum.

[Peyton]

Toosie bit me.

[Cam]

Oh, oh. If Tootsie bit you, you'd be seasoned right now.

[Peyton]

Yeah. He was like, oh, no. If you Toosie bites you, you're turning into vecna. Oh. Be honest.

[Cam]

Yeah. You're going straight to the underworld if that little creature bites you. Okay. Back to the. You can't do that. You can't take it out. Yeah, I know you did you. First off, do you, do you know that if you're naked, think about. I want you to think about this.

[Peyton]

I can't go to school.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no. If you're naked in your own house and someone sees you from street. They're on sidewalk walking, they look into your window, you're naked, you can. The police can be called.

[Peyton]

No, they can't. Yes, they can.

[Cam]

That is a legal. That is actual truth.

[Peyton]

No, you cannot.

[Cam]

That is actual. I looked it up because I heard

[Peyton]

it and I would have life. I.

[Cam]

No, no.

[Peyton]

Cam, I'm so naked in my house that I, I, I. My sphincter on the window. Like I'm here like giving. I don't even, I don't have blinds in my house, so it's not my fault.

[Cam]

No, but it is.

[Peyton]

I don't have shades in my house.

[Cam]

So I saw, I saw a tick tock claiming that, right? It was like it was some lawyer that was like, what's the craziest thing that you know that people don't know about the law? And they go, okay, public indecency. People think it has to be public. If you're in your own house and your windows are up and you're butt naked or you answer the door naked, whatever the case may be, and someone sees you from street view, they can call it in on you. And I immediately, you know me.

[Peyton]

Isn't that stalking?

[Cam]

No, because.

[Peyton]

Because you can't film into somebody's house. You can film on the street because that's filming dog.

[Cam]

Who said anything about filming?

[Peyton]

Cam? If somebody sees me butt naked through my house, there's a camera coming out. They like, like it's on the floor.

[Cam]

Look, you. No, just keep it inside. Just keep it inside. Look at that spine work. Oh, oh.

[Peyton]

I'm not going to lie. I was thinking about putting a meet and greet tier on the tour. No, never mind. I walk.

[Cam]

Is this bad? I walk around my own house, but naked, cupped up.

[Peyton]

No, that's a problem.

[Cam]

That is. I'll be naked in my own home. The only people that in there are my non cognitive too young child and my wife. And I walk around like this.

[Peyton]

No, that's an insecurity thing. I, I know. I walk around like I become.

[Cam]

What you said. I can come.

[Peyton]

No, I become like, like a primal animal. Whenever I'm naked in my own house.

[Cam]

I can only imagine.

[Peyton]

I literally drag my on the wall. I'm literally I find drywall. I find drywall, and I put myself on it. Like, this is mine.

[Cam]

I can imagine you literally, I'm talking like. Like, jumping, like, bounding up and down and, like, enjoyment and excitement. Sipping a Diet Coke via straw.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Butt naked, dude. Just party and listen to the weekend.

[Peyton]

This started as a kid, like, when I was in my teenage years. I remember going down my stairs sliding butt naked just to mark it. That's mine. I just go balls all. But. But, I mean, my balls are small. I think I got, like, steroid nuts,

[Cam]

dude.

[Peyton]

It's like my. I got big helium nuts. It's like they go somewhere. They never drop. Like, I don't. I don't have ball drop. Like, I saw this thing on Twitter. It's like. Like, it was a tweet on Twitter. It was like, oh, when he's hitting it from the back and you feel his balls, like, you don't feel that for me. You can't, like, y' all do that. Yalls balls be hitting them. Really? I have. Dude, I have high nuts. Maybe that's why my penis looks so big. But my nuts.

[Cam]

High nut syndrome, they're just little. They're just little almonds up there.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And different sizes. Sizes, too. Dude. That right side be going like this.

[Cam]

No, I was gonna ask you. I was gonna ask you, does your nut size fluctuate like your water weight?

[Peyton]

Yes. Swear to God. But never big. It's more like. It's more like outward, inward.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Mine goes. Mine's more of, like, length. Like a. Like, length of the sack.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

Yeah, like, someday. There's a lot of excess room from, like, base to bottom.

[Peyton]

It's just really right there. My nuts are so high, they could go on top of my. This is. I don't know how much is. It's like, such a Patreon conversation. Yeah, we're. We're having a koala royalty talk right now, so a lot of that's gonna. Half of that's muted. I'm sorry.

[Cam]

He said half of that's me. You know what? I'm sorry. It's. That's my bad. Okay. Completely get off of. Talk. Completely get away from the ball.

[Peyton]

Talk with YSK. Oh, hold on. Talk with YSK. Talk with YSK. Talk, YSK. Talk with YSK. That's muted.

[Cam]

I love that.

[Peyton]

I love that.

[Cam]

Okay, I. Now this. I want to preface this with I was not under any influence when I had this thought.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Okay. Because it's going to sound very much like a, you know, What? Thought so. The other day, as you know, I treat my dog like an Olympic athlete.

[Peyton]

Oh, bring up dogs. She's really cool. Oh, yeah, really cool. Bring up dogs. Yeah. It's a rough episode. Rough episode for me.

[Cam]

The worst part is that has nothing to do with what I'm about to say.

[Peyton]

So you just.

[Cam]

No, no, it's just. It's. It led into it. But long story short, I'm feeding Ruby and, you know, I microwave her food, right? I accidentally.

[Peyton]

I was, you know, grandma's with cancer. You know about that, Peyton. Like, you know, like, that's like, that's the same thing. No, no.

[Cam]

I was feeding Ruby and I heat her food up for 10 seconds. I put water in, heat up 10 seconds, make it a little soft. Now, for whatever reason I was hanging out with Malachi, I hit three minutes and I absolutely nuked her food. So I take it out, it's very hot, smells terrible. And I. In that moment, for whatever reason, I thought to myself, is there ever a time when something reaches like a maximum heat in a microwave? Like, can something get to a point where it cannot get hotter or will it always get, like. Say you heat it up.

[Peyton]

Is there a heat in a scale?

[Cam]

Yeah. Like if you heat it up like a burrito for 20 minutes. Minutes. And then it's. It's say whatever.

[Peyton]

Yes. Yes.

[Cam]

Say it's 200 degrees. You go in and you hit another minute. Is it going to 202?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Or is it maxing out?

[Peyton]

Well, this. It will max out because whatever you're burning will become ash if it gets hot enough so you can't heat ash.

[Cam]

So it does eventually max out. I don't know if it immediately just incinerates to ash.

[Peyton]

If you burn something to the hottest degree for as long as you can, it will. It will eventually become ash in a microwave, though.

[Cam]

You're talking like. Like flame and industry. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Have you never lit something on fire in the microwave?

[Cam]

Hey, when I make ramen, I actually put water in the bowl. Buddy, you almost burned the apart the dorm down. No, a regular food. You say you put a plate. You put some in there and you're saying it maxes out?

[Peyton]

No. Yeah, it has to. To the point of burn. To the point.

[Cam]

Not a burn.

[Peyton]

To the point of ash. Yes.

[Cam]

Okay. Take out. That's like four or five hours in a microwave.

[Peyton]

You said for as long. You keep going. I'm answering your question. You didn't put a time capsule on Wanted.

[Cam]

I don't know. I think it can keep getting hotter.

[Peyton]

Really? What's the hottest temperature ever? The core of the Earth?

[Cam]

No, the sun. I would go this. You think the core of the Earth is hotter than the sun?

[Peyton]

I don't believe in the layers of the Earth, by the way. Not gonna get into that. But that can't make sense.

[Cam]

How the.

[Peyton]

Do you know?

[Cam]

No, there's so many.

[Peyton]

We dig deep in the ocean.

[Cam]

It just.

[Peyton]

It.

[Cam]

See, it's. How.

[Peyton]

How. How does it get colder when you go deeper than ocean?

[Cam]

Talking.

[Peyton]

Me or you? Me.

[Cam]

Oh, no, I was going with those. So who.

[Peyton]

So if you keep going down into the ocean, it gets colder and colder and colder and colder. And then you go and you dig and say you dig past the sand and. And you keep. And then it just becomes hot.

[Cam]

Yeah, we're getting cold.

[Peyton]

So where's the cold come from?

[Cam]

The heat's in the middle.

[Peyton]

Getting closer to the heat. But you're getting colder as above. So below. Oh, I didn't tell y'. All. My girlfriend's brother helped retrieve the Artemis too. He has pictures by. By it. He was what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He helped retrieve it. When it came back your girl.

[Cam]

First off, you just said your girlfriend's brother.

[Peyton]

My brother in law.

[Cam]

There we go. I was about to say. Didn't know she had a brother.

[Peyton]

Brother in law.

[Cam]

So your. The girlfriend's brother in law was on like boots on ground. Helped retrieve Artemis too. Like, not like from the station.

[Peyton]

He put it on his ship.

[Cam]

Yes. Wow.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

Who the.

[Peyton]

I don't want to get out his.

[Cam]

Like his.

[Peyton]

His info.

[Cam]

Yeah, don't, don't.

[Peyton]

But yeah, yeah. He's on a ship.

[Cam]

They. Now when you say ship, like a spaceship or a ship that goes.

[Peyton]

Where did Artemis 2 land?

[Cam]

It landed in the water.

[Peyton]

So what kind of ship do you think?

[Cam]

I'm talking about Spaceship that just went around the moon. So it's.

[Peyton]

I think when I said retrieve, where do they retrieve it from?

[Cam]

But you could be talking about the

[Peyton]

spaceship Artemis 2 is what I said. And where did it land, Cam?

[Cam]

It landed in the water.

[Peyton]

So context clues. What ship am I talking about?

[Cam]

Artemis 2. Which is what,

[Peyton]

Cam, what are you talking about?

[Cam]

What are you talking about? Artemis 2, they had a launch pod.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Is that not a part of the

[Peyton]

spaceship they retrieved on his ship? His ship retrieved Artemis 2.

[Cam]

That's what I said.

[Peyton]

And he said he has a ship.

[Cam]

No, you did. You did say that. Yeah. 10 push ups.

[Peyton]

You can't do.

[Cam]

I can easily.

[Peyton]

I can definitely do not do 10 push ups. Do it on the couch.

[Cam]

Do it on the couch.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

We have you climb the wall next. What is this? Do it on the couch.

[Peyton]

Yeah, do it.

[Cam]

Reverse twerk push ups. What kind of ship are we running here? Reverse twerk push ups? Yeah, no shot. You do tempo, I'll do 10 push ups. You do 10 push ups.

[Peyton]

I can't.

[Cam]

The camera can't even see us. Do push ups. Oh, watch your feet. You're doing them like that. Oh, that's. That's giving flashbacks of tootsie. Oh, you rolling your hips like that. No, Let me see a little. Let me see a little thrust. Let me see a little thrust. Oh, my God. That's so much body.

[Peyton]

Hey, I think I saw my ball problem. He dropped a little bit.

[Cam]

I think you just farted. Did you? You stood up?

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Love you, Fabletics.

[Peyton]

Now on to the rest of the episode. You should know, podcast, you said you wanted to show me something.

[Cam]

I do want to show you something. And I've been waiting for this boy. Okay, so CJ. CJ's gonna pull up a video, right? Okay, now this video had me absolutely crying in my bed the other night by myself, genuinely.

[Peyton]

What's it about?

[Cam]

Crying. So this. It's a video that relates to you in multiple ways.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Okay. This girl She's a worker at Walmart, and she. God bless her heart, she's a little. Maybe socially awkward is the way to put it. Okay, exactly. That's why I said, oh, this relates to my boyfriend. Okay, so someone. Another woman. The woman recording, apparently she has, like, wings. She. She brought wings. She's trying to sell her, like, food truck. I didn't do too much deep dive research.

[Peyton]

Oh, wings. Like chicken wings?

[Cam]

Like chicken wings.

[Peyton]

Like fairy wings. What the. This video.

[Cam]

Chicken wings. She goes, yeah, have one. Like, a sample. Think it's, like, at a ball, Right? Someone into the chicken.

[Peyton]

Yeah,

[Cam]

I. I genuinely might piss my pants. So she offers her these wings.

[Peyton]

Should I just see it? Yeah, I don't want you to spoil it.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Let me see.

[Cam]

Okay. C.J.

[Peyton]

has it pulled up right here.

[Cam]

We're about to watch it. It's right here for y'.

[Peyton]

All.

[Cam]

Don't. I don't want you to read a comment. I don't want you to do anything. Just watch the video.

[Peyton]

All right, It. What is she doing?

[Cam]

Okay, okay.

[Peyton]

What am I missing?

[Cam]

Don't take it down. Take it down. I'm going to simply read the comments. I'm gonna read the comments on this video.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

They said, freaky eating chicken from the back. I've never seen someone eat a chicken wing starting at the ankle.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Kay.

[Peyton]

That's one thing I wanted to bring up. Hold on. That is one thing I do want to bring up. That's what I thought this whole thing was about. And no. And you didn't talk about it at all.

[Cam]

Oh, I was waiting for the video.

[Peyton]

She was. She ate the chicken wing from the bones.

[Cam]

The back started at the ankle. Dog. No one in the history of the world has ever grabbed a chicken wing and went, yeah, she put the whole bone in her mouth and pulled out femur.

[Peyton]

I've seen that, but I just. I haven't seen it from that position on that type of wing.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

What. What is your. How do you eat a wing? Because you're white. So it's very hard for you to be involved in this conversation.

[Cam]

No, it is not.

[Peyton]

Cam. Cam eats the skin off the wings.

[Cam]

No, I did not. You are lying. You are lying. I grabbed that, and I absolutely mutilate the wing.

[Peyton]

Show me your. Show me your texture on our.

[Cam]

This is the chicken wing, right?

[Peyton]

Let me see the wing technique.

[Cam]

Here we go. This is the ankle. Okay. First off, flats is where it's at. But if it's a drum, I'm going here. I'm taking A big bite out of one of the sides, Right?

[Peyton]

The biggest part of the meat. Right, Paul? Yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

And then I'm rotating. I'm going crazy right now. The big drum is gone. Now there's a little thing up top, a lot of gristle. There's a lot of flavor still packed in there. And there's all the little ligaments down below. I typically hit the ligaments second.

[Peyton]

Yeah, me too. Okay, we're in the same page now.

[Cam]

It's nothing. Real bone. Then you go up top. Now this is where sometimes I depart from that road. I'll kind of chew on it like. Like a sucker, like a lollipop. Get that little. Nice. That last little lemon pepper. And then I kind of leave it. If there's some skin I can grab.

[Peyton]

Of course, you go for the skin. You don't chew on that gristle a bit.

[Cam]

I don't like the gristle. I don't like that gristle. It's like chewing on nothing. Chewing on real hard nothing.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Do you suck on the bone after?

[Cam]

No, I typically go to the next wing.

[Peyton]

No, you got to suck on the bone, twirl it around, get all that extra out there.

[Cam]

I don't need to do that, though. There's 40 wings in front of me. I can get full on the wings.

[Peyton]

That's like.

[Cam]

You're like a pizza crust eating son of a. A, aren't you? You eat your crust.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's an extra part of the pizza. That's why it's like, flavored and seasoned.

[Cam]

No, no, that's a good pizza. I'm talking about the industry average. You get a regular pizza for pizza night.

[Peyton]

I only eat good pizza.

[Cam]

I'm gonna get full on the pizza. Not.

[Peyton]

Stop trying to lie to yourself. No, you.

[Cam]

Oh, that was good.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Oh, that's really funny, dude.

[Cam]

When I was crying, like, it's like, you. You are.

[Peyton]

No, she. I. Now I can say. I don't want to make fun of her. I can make fun of her eating wing technique.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

That could be judged, man.

[Cam]

She started a chicken wing at the Achilles. I have never seen that ever in a million years. That's unbelievable.

[Peyton]

But strange, bro.

[Cam]

That. Oh, my God, that crying. And it made me think of you for two reasons. One, I feel like if you did a. If someone approached you, like, cold call in public, said, hey, try my wing, there's no way you would look like gracious doing it either.

[Peyton]

I wouldn't.

[Cam]

You be barbaric. Oh, I know. But if something just took over, like Something took over you and you were like, you know what? Whatever, man. I'll do it.

[Peyton]

I would, dude. Because I turned like I'm sassy when people record me.

[Cam]

San Diego, you go, San Diego, we're coming to you June 21st.

[Peyton]

Put that video in right now, dude. They're making fun of me. Because we were having to do promo for our tour. The Wise Cattle store tickets available right now, dude. So we had to do these call outs for ads. And one of the call outs was for our San Diego show. And it said, you're supposed to say the city and the date. I have a lisp and anxiety. And so I had this on my fourth take of it.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

And how did I do it?

[Cam]

He literally said, first off, it's just so much sass for no reason. All the other takes was we were like, we're starting, like, arms crossed. We're like. We're like, columbus, shout out to you. Come out. He goes, san Diego, we're coming to you June 21st. And we said. We said, that could be the 21st, third, and fourth all in one day. He said, 21st.

[Peyton]

Okay, I have it pulled up. Let's watch it again. We'll put on screen San Diego, California, in your city June 21 at the the observatory.

[Cam]

SD said, San Diego, California, we're going to be in your city June 21. No, I don't know what got into me.

[Peyton]

I've never done lean in.

[Cam]

It was all of it at once.

[Peyton]

I've never done this maneuver a day in my life.

[Cam]

San Diego, San Diego, we're going to be in your city June 21st.

[Peyton]

I'm the best cheer captain ever in that video.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

That people think I'm lying about my speech impediment. That is. Oh, and watch the end of the video. I had no idea I said that.

[Cam]

Tell me if I did it right. Tell me if I did it right. In that video, you're the birthday. Did I?

[Peyton]

I think you just need to take a nap before we record the Patreon exclusive.

[Cam]

You want to know the worst part is I had high hopes for that moment. I really thought I was going to get some love.

[Peyton]

No, but that's a bad thing. But yeah, I don't. I don't. Yeah, any episode.

[Cam]

Let's go.

[Peyton]

Get out of here. Let's get us out of here, man.

[Cam]

Well, all right. I appreciate each and every one of you coming back. I'm clearly, I'm not the birthday anymore, and I still don't fully grasp it. But we love each and every single one of you. Tickets are available right now. We are going live to a city near you. The YSK House tour is upon us. And like I said, the tickets are available. Look at that link right there in the description. And the other link right there is the Patreon, the Koala Club, the beautiful, beautiful community that we have built over on Patreon. It is massive. There's a lot of people. And that is where all. All exclusive YSK content lives is our Patreon. We absolutely love y'.

[Peyton]

All.

[Cam]

And that last link right there is going to be unplugged. Our new channel, YSK Unplugged on YouTube. If you want to see everything that goes on Unplugged a week early, completely ad free and uncensored, you gotta go join the Patreon. But we absolutely love y'.

[Peyton]

All.

[Cam]

Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. This week's secret code. Oh, boy.

[Peyton]

Pnr Possums, not raccoons.

[Cam]

Thank you. Ding, ding, ding.

[Peyton]

It's oh, yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, it's an oh. Possum.

[Peyton]

But even possum is spelled with an O.

[Eric Brittingham]

What?

[Peyton]

You didn't know possum was spelled with an o?

[Cam]

I thought that was people that were trying to be. First off, I didn't want to tell him. I thought that was, like, a British thing. This whole time, I thought they were trying to be like. Like old English. Correct. And they just called it an opossum. Like, I didn't know. I thought we called it possum. They called it opossum.

[Peyton]

No, it's not like a tube.

[Cam]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. O.

[Peyton]

Every time you spell possums with. With an O.

[Cam]

Literally English.

[Peyton]

Possum.

[Cam]

Possum starts with an O. And pterodactyl starts with a P. Yeah, it's all.

[Peyton]

It's all done.

[Cam]

It's made up.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's all weird.

[Cam]

Fluger do.

[Peyton]

That sounds like Flugerville.

[Cam]

That's park a fart. That's just words put together. The English makes no sense. Okay. ONR honor.

[Peyton]

ONR honorary birthday. Oh, it's Cam's birthday, everybody. Happy birthday to Cam in the comments minutes.

[Cam]

Oh, thank you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, A possum. Put hbdc.

[Peyton]

It was actually last week was your birthday, but so it's kind of past true.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's true.

[Peyton]

28.

[Cam]

Yeah, 28 years old. But you're not gonna be a father of two. No.

[Peyton]

28, 29th year old.

[Cam]

Hey.

[Peyton]

And I see a bunch of comments, people asking what happened to Pierce? I told you on the episode. It's Patreon exclusive. He has a whole goodbye episode.

[Cam]

It does. It's pretty sad, too.

[Peyton]

CJ got him pregnant.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Remember, 1 out of 10 qualifiers don't make it home to Christmas. Who will see you you next time? Just a little maternity leave.

[Cam]

Yeah, we'll see on tour.

[Peyton]

Cj. Dude.

[Cam]

Yeah.