TESTING STRANGE HOOK UP RULES! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast — Episode 220

“TESTING STRANGE HOOK UP RULES!”
Hosts: Peyton Hardin and Cameron “Cam” Kennedy
Release Date: August 3, 2026

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Overview

In this high-energy episode, best friends Peyton and Cam dive into the world of modern hookup culture by discussing, dissecting, and rating the wildest “hookup rules” found on the internet. True to form, they sprinkle in personal stories—including wardrobe debates, public embarrassment, musty afterparties, and classic bickering—bringing both heart and chaos as only longtime friends can. Along the way, they veer into left-field tangents about everything from bathroom etiquette to how movie theaters get their films, all served up with relentless self-deprecation and sharp banter.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Wardrobe Wars & Airport Fits

[03:23–09:03]

• Peyton and Cam roast each other's “tour outfits,” especially Peyton’s habit of wearing the same sweatpants and t-shirt for every flight.
• Peyton argues it's like a uniform; Cam says it's gross unless you have multiples (“Is it nasty that for the whole second leg of the tour I had an outfit that I wore on the plane?” – Peyton [06:46]).
• Discussion devolves into jokes about musty clothes, airport routines, and private school recess.

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2. Who Tells You When You Stink? (The Afterparty Story)

[09:03–16:37]

• Peyton recounts an embarrassing night after a show where he smelled horrible and neither Cam nor his girlfriend Sarah told him.
• Peyton feels betrayed:

  "You not telling your homie that they stink in public is literally the worst thing a homie can do." – Peyton [15:14]

• Cam defends his decision not to say anything, siding with Sarah (“I would rather you live your rock star dreams in real life out and have a great night.” – Cam [15:03]).
• Roleplay ensues: Is it better to tell your friend or let them enjoy the night?

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3. Bathroom Etiquette & Childhood Habits

[18:09–22:27]

• Hilarious discussion about the “right” way for men to use urinals, with Peyton admitting he sometimes goes “out the thigh”.
• Both admit to childhood embarrassments and owning their “grower” status (“I am like shrimp. If I did that, there’s no piss leaving.” – Cam [21:18]).

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4. Catching Up: Tour, Hygiene, and Tooth Brushing

[22:52–25:25]

• Peyton admits to going from an afterparty straight to bed unshowered. Cam details sleeping in post-party filth until 5pm the next day.
• Peyton finds brushing teeth after a sleepless, unshowered night “weird,” sparking more absurd friction.

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5. Catching Your Partner Cheating on a Dating App

[25:44–30:59]

• Cam describes a viral story about a wife catching her husband on Bumble by catfishing him.
• Both hosts debate what they’d do if they caught their partner on dating apps:
  • Cam: Would print evidence “like Carrie Matheson” and end things formally.
  • Peyton: Jokes he’d buy the dating app (“I would become an investor in the dating app […] so I could own the dating app that she’s using to cheat on me.” – Peyton [30:11])
• Tension between humor and their real, past experiences with cheating.

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6. Testing the Craziest Hookup Rules

[31:00–39:05]

• Peyton reads out a list of bizarre “one-night stand” rules. Cam reacts and rates each:
  1. 8am Hard Out:
     • Cam: “That’s nonsense… If I’m done by 3:19, I’m out by 3:30.” [33:13]
  2. Pre-Approved Music Playlist:
     • Peyton surprisingly supports it for reputation reasons;
     • Cam: “If you’re pre-approving my music to see if you want my penis, we have an issue.” [34:13]
  3. Don’t Touch My Pillow:
     • Both agree it’s about cleanliness, but pillows can be important “leverage.” [36:35]
  4. Must Wash Hands First:
     • Cam is appalled by the “surgical” requirement unless genitals are also washed.
     • Peyton introduces “hand sanitizer at bedside” as a compromise.
  5. Makeup Must Come Off:
     • Host thinks it’s “prima donna;” Cam: “You think I’m worried about makeup on my… I’ll throw the sheets away!” [38:41]
• Both agree: Don’t wear “outside clothes” on the bed (thank you, Peyton!).

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7. Their Own “Weird Hookup Rules”

[41:36–42:55]

• Cam: “Don’t touch my dog,” and “You’re not leaving with my clothing” (not even the “worst sock”).
• Peyton: “If you have a roommate, lock them in a cage… I never want to see a stranger!” [43:12]

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8. Movie Theater Tangents: How DO The Movies Get There?

[54:46–60:59]

• Peyton is baffled about how theaters receive movies:

  “How are they getting the movie?... So they’re just emailing one of the biggest, most gate-kept movies of all time through Yahoo?” – Peyton [55:59]

• Cam insists it’s digital; Peyton suspects security is tighter. They riff on spies, encrypted thumb drives, and the possibility of a “Marvel courier.”

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9. Stoner Thoughts: How Do Fire Alarms Actually Work?

[61:10–66:21]

• Cam has a “Peyton-style” moment wondering how fire alarms detect invisible carbon monoxide.
• Peyton reads that they use electrodes and chemical solutions—not noses, lasers, or magic.
• Fun audience engagement: “Pause now and comment how you think smoke alarms work before looking it up!” [65:08]

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10. $10 Million Roommate Challenge — Would You Pick Your Best Friend?

[70:17–76:33]

• The hosts answer a viral scenario: Spend a week in a room with one friend (no devices, no electricity), split $10 million if you last.
• Both are shocked/hurt by the other's choice. Peyton picks Cam; Cam picks Ryan, expecting Peyton would pick his girlfriend instead. The exchange gets hilariously dramatic:

  “You did that to hurt me.” – Peyton [71:57]
  “I truly believe after 48 hours, you’d be miserable to be with.” – Cam [71:55]

• Peyton milks his "betrayal," predicting TikTok villain-arc edits.
• Cam: “You’d lose your mind… It’d be like Shutter Island after a couple days.” [75:01]

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11. Rapid-fire Tangents & Playful Climax

[77:18–80:12]

• More faux accusations about manipulation, “big lips,” and homoerotic energy.
• They joke about who’s funnier, who’s more “miserable to be around,” and tease making sad-boy TikTok edits.
• Peyton: “Hopefully someone in the comments knows my worth and my life.”
• Cam: “Let’s get the fake tears, the mist gun, it’s the climax of the scene!” [76:33]

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Notable Quotes & Classic Moments

• On friendship after an afterparty:
  “You are the worst best friend ever.” – Peyton [09:11]

• On letting friends smell bad:
  “That’s literally the worst thing a homie can do.” – Peyton [15:14]

• On hookup playlist approval:
  “If you’re pre-approving my music to see if you want my penis, we have an issue.” – Cam [34:13]

• On betrayal in the $10M challenge:
  “I did not think you were gonna pick me.” – Cam [71:18]
  “You did that to hurt me.” – Peyton [71:57]

• On carbon monoxide detectors:
  “How does it tell me that it’s carbon monoxide? Is there a nose inside?” – Cam [62:09]

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Funniest Timestamps

• 06:46: Peyton polls the audience on whether his “airport uniform” is nasty.
• 13:03: Peyton realizes no one told him he stank at the afterparty.
• 21:18: Cam’s “shrimpy” comments on using urinals.
• 34:13: “If you’re pre-approving my music to see if you want my penis…” - Cam.
• 75:01: “It’d be like Shutter Island after a couple days…” - Cam on the $10M room scenario.

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Overall Tone & Dynamic

This episode is a masterclass in chaotic, brutally honest friendship. Peyton and Cam volley between absurdity and sincerity, balancing deep-dive banter with intimate stories. There’s no real filter, whether dissecting hookup quirks or psychoanalyzing their own dynamic. The humor is sharp, the bits run long, and the confessions are often both relatable and mortifying.

For listeners: Even if you haven’t been in the hookup scene or gone on tour, you’ll find the pair’s playful antagonism and willingness to be embarrassing utterly entertaining—a perfect blend of outrageous hypotheticals, hot takes, and real talk.

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Calls to Action & Audience Engagement

• Seeking Comments:
  • “Is wearing the same airport outfit for every flight gross?”
  • “Would you tell your best friend if they stunk in public?”
  • “How do you think carbon monoxide alarms work?”
  • “Would you spend a week in a room with me for $10M?” (Peyton pleads for supporters.)
• Join Patreon: More exclusive content, live streams, and behind-the-scenes access.

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Bottom Line

Classic YSK—boundary-pushing, hilariously off-key, and sneakily thoughtful. If you like friendship that’s equal parts mean-spirited and loyal, oddball pop culture debates, and raw stories about life's embarrassing moments, this episode is a must-listen.

Transcript

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Hey, everybody. Welcome back to you should know podcast, episode 220. Hey, we got co host Cam back in the studio over here.

[Cam]

This way.

[Peyton]

Round of applause, please.

[Cam]

Still trying to drop it to the floor. Make that round of applause.

[Peyton]

That's crazy, baby.

[Cam]

Make that.

[Peyton]

I'm still trying to find a way to incorporate the round of applause, please. I'm still trying to find a way.

[Cam]

It's of heavy want. It's of heavy want from the community. Please bring it back. That was good.

[Peyton]

You know what a heavy want of the community is?

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

For you to never wear those shorts again.

[Cam]

Okay, these shorts are A, amazing, B, comfortable. And C, I've worn them. What, one time.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. You wore those so much the second leg of the tour.

[Cam]

I wore these two times. Second leg, maybe one.

[Peyton]

So you just.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Oh, break the fourth wall. Ten seconds ago you said, I've never worn these shorts but once. You just said that.

[Cam]

I said I was talking about on the pot.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Cam]

Second leg of tour. You. You want to talk about second leg of tour attire? Look at my fingers. You're one to talk about. I'm pointing at six people right now. You're one to talk about second leg of tour attire.

[Peyton]

Five people.

[Cam]

You wore the. Oh. Oh, it's that type of day. Oh, I can't wait till it comes back full circle. You wore the same sweatpants and the same T shirt every single time we got on a plane.

[Peyton]

100%. It was my airport fit.

[Cam]

Yeah. That is abysmal. And by no means was it breathable. Aerotech, Dino Tech, Technology.

[Peyton]

Don't know what that is.

[Cam]

It was. It was sweatpants and a T shirt.

[Peyton]

Yes, sir.

[Cam]

And they were cotton, and that means they hold sweat.

[Peyton]

I feel like that's normal for people to have a. I feel like it's normal for people to have an airport fit. That they wear every time they go on an airplane.

[Cam]

If they go maybe once a quarter. Oh, my business trips next month.

[Peyton]

Yeah, sure.

[Cam]

Our was Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday you said time to go to the airport.

[Peyton]

Is that. That's not nasty.

[Cam]

If I. If we were in regular life and you put on the same pair of clothes five days in a row.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

Is that nasty? Yes or no? No, no, no. Oh my God.

[Peyton]

I thought. Oh, that's disgusting.

[Cam]

You.

[Peyton]

That's a false comparison. That's a false comparison. You need to calm it down. It's a false comparison because it's a false comparison. The reason it's a false comparison is

[Cam]

because I hate to break. You're not a lawyer. I hate to break it to you. You're not a lawyer.

[Peyton]

Than you'll ever be.

[Cam]

I don't want to be. That's fine.

[Peyton]

Me neither. The only. The reason it's a false comparison. The reason it's a false comparison is because I only wore that outfit on the plane. As soon as we got to the hotel, I took it off. That's different than wearing the same day for the same outfit for five days in a row.

[Cam]

That's fine. Now let's break this down.

[Peyton]

So I'm correct. You did not.

[Cam]

No, no, you're not correct. Oh, on the fact that that's different? Sure. That's different.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

You had that fit on for maybe five to six hours a day. Because wearing it on the plane, we're waking up at 6am, we're getting to the next city at 2pm you had the clothes on the whole time, Bob. The 30 minute Uber there. The hour and a half.

[Peyton]

Wait.

[Cam]

We sat in a restaurant, we sat on the plane.

[Peyton]

The 40 minutes. I changed.

[Cam]

No, you.

[Peyton]

I changed. Literally.

[Cam]

Put that on, Malcolm. Not the hard one. Escarp.

[Peyton]

Okay, Put it on Malcolm.

[Cam]

He doesn't love you, Malcolm. He doesn't love you anymore. You're out of your mind, dude, I'm telling you.

[Peyton]

Okay, let's calm down. I want to present this to the audience. Is it nasty that for the whole second leg of the tour I had a outfit that I wore on the plane? That's not nasty. That's lucky. That's uniform. What's the difference between a school uniform?

[Cam]

They give you multiple pairs of the things. Is that true yet? I thought you think these children at the start of the year get a pair of slacks, a pair of socks and a button down T shirt. Yeah.

[Peyton]

I didn't know that multiple.

[Cam]

It's like my dad. You go in his closet The. A third of it is straight brown stuff for ups. You don't get one shirt.

[Peyton]

I didn't know that. I've never worked at corporate. I didn't know. See, I thought everybody that, like, went to, like private school and stuff like that and had uniforms. They got the same khakis and the same button up and that same tie, and they just wore that every day.

[Cam]

You thought they were just muscular as hell running around, you know? Oh, those kids. Do they go. I think. I think private school kids go harder at recess than regular ones.

[Peyton]

I didn't know private school kids had recess.

[Cam]

It's like a real preppy recess.

[Peyton]

Yeah. It's like they play pickleball. Yeah.

[Cam]

They're like, we're over here just like chewing mulch, chasing the girls.

[Peyton]

I'm interested to see what people say about my airport fits.

[Cam]

That's.

[Peyton]

It's gross. It didn't ever stink, bubba.

[Cam]

It did not. It didn't start to. I think. I think you audibly said, wow, it's getting there. I think you said that. It was on the fourth or fifth plane ride. You said, wow, I'm getting close.

[Peyton]

Oh, it was feeling gross. I was feeling disgusting.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's on par. It's on brand for you. So you can. I will give you this, though. You have a weird and strange talent that we're like, if I did that day two or three, I smell like. Like.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you got a weird smell.

[Cam]

I do.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You can wear, like, if you wore this fit tomorrow and then the next day and then the next.

[Peyton]

Fine.

[Cam]

You're still smelling like natural Peyton hardened pheromones. A little bit like House. Yeah.

[Peyton]

The most I get is like, oh, you've. You've been working a little bit. It's like, oh, you smell. You have duty on you. Like, you. So you got work.

[Cam]

Oh, you just clocked out. Yeah.

[Peyton]

You've definitely done stuff today is what I get. You know, now there does get a point where I get musty. And this is where I'm taking you. To homie court.

[Cam]

Homie Court for you getting musty.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God, Cam, you are the worst best friend ever.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

You are the worst best friend ever. And I literally got of your body. Huh?

[Cam]

You don't mean that with an ounce of.

[Peyton]

I mean that with everything that I made up of.

[Cam]

You're out of your mind. Please enlighten me.

[Peyton]

Cam is the worst best friend ever. Because after our last domestic show of the tour, we went to our after party right in a club, me and Cam and all the Friends and all the fans that were at the show were at this club. Now, we were in close proximity to each other at this club, right? We hugged, we dapped.

[Cam]

My arms are up. We high five.

[Peyton]

Now I was going through the club. Now I was drunk. Let's put it out.

[Cam]

There we all were.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

As we should be, Right?

[Peyton]

So my senses weren't all the way there. I was a little disoriented, a little discombobulated.

[Cam]

Discombobulated.

[Peyton]

But we. We can always catch smells. That never goes away of our five senses. Smell never leaves with the alcohol. We can always get that, right?

[Cam]

For the most part. That's right.

[Peyton]

So now we just performed a two hour show and I'm a rock star, Right. Cam likes to stay still during the show. I'm everywhere, right? I'm. I'm standing on stuff. I'm running, I'm climbing. I'm a rock star now.

[Cam]

Yeah, you are.

[Peyton]

So as I was going through this club, we're meeting a lot of people. A lot of people coming up, hugs, high fives. Wait, that's right.

[Cam]

If you ever wave like that to someone in public, I don't know if I can be afraid.

[Peyton]

I'm pretty sure there's a thousand videos of me waving to people like that.

[Cam]

You go, good squeeze. Which really, when you think about it, that could be so quickly interpreted something else.

[Peyton]

They're like. And you go, it could be what

[Cam]

I did say something wrong. Interpret it.

[Peyton]

That's a weird thing to do.

[Cam]

Interpret it.

[Peyton]

Yeah, there you go. No, now it would be weird if I want. Honka honka.

[Cam]

You go, I go, oh, Someone just tried to tell us our show was good. They love us.

[Peyton]

Okay, now that was the last spit that just came out.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

Now. So I was walking around. Now we met a lot of people and I was, what? Bro, come on. What?

[Cam]

You just bailed on your own sentence.

[Peyton]

No, I didn't. I finished that sentence.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Rewind the tape.

[Cam]

You literally said, now, I was walking around. So we met a lot of people. Like you bailed on your own. Thought you started the sentence back to, we were walking around. You went, so we walk around. But I met a lot of people. Let's calm down.

[Peyton]

So we're walking around the club, right? It was hectic. There was a lot of people. I was hugging. High five. And handshaking a lot of people, right?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Now I was getting a lot of looks after my hugs. Now I couldn't tell if you're like starstruck because you're in Awe of greatness. Like, you're in the room with, like, Peyton Harden. Like, wow. Wow, that's nice.

[Cam]

Such a humble thing.

[Peyton]

So I was hugging people, and they were going. And I was like, yeah, I know it's me.

[Cam]

You could feel the aura, right?

[Peyton]

Until I got home that night, right? I got home and I was like. I hugged Sarah, and I was like, wow, it was such a fun night. And I pulled back and I said, babe, what the wrong with you? I go, come here. Let me smell you. I smelled her hair. I smelled her neck. I smelled her armpits. I smelled the underboob. I smelled all the crevices and creases that could stink.

[Cam]

I said. He said, it's not that bad. I swear to God. That'd be a move in my playbook. You always smell it there.

[Peyton]

Okay?

[Cam]

You smelled all the cracks, cooks, and crevices.

[Peyton]

Yes, and she smelled fine. She smelled good. And then I went. I went, oh, no. I threw up in my mouth, Cam. I smelled the worst I've ever smelled ever, Ever. The worst I have ever smelled.

[Cam]

No, you didn't

[Peyton]

ever. And no one told me. And I literally laid down. I didn't shower. So I laid down in bed with Sarah and I said, babe. I was like, did you not smell me all night? She goes, a couple times I got hit. And I said, what the wrong with you? And she goes, I didn't want to ruin your night. And I immediately was like. I was like, how could nobody tell me? Then I came to you. No, I was around you the most.

[Cam]

How.

[Peyton]

How do you not tell me that you're it? Is that the worst thing ever? Did not tell your best friend that they smell in public?

[Cam]

Hey, I'll one up you. It can't be the worst thing if I didn't smell ya.

[Peyton]

I don't believe that.

[Cam]

I was probably filled with a weird sin. I didn't smell it. I was inebriated the second the bottles finally got to our section. We all took, like, three shots. Yeah, it was dire. Need of liquor.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And then someone else, a fan, brought me a shot. I said, crown and brought back douche. It was a bit harder than I expected to hit those four shots in. In 12 minutes. I wasn't smelling.

[Peyton]

Can I say you are the worst drunk of all time? No, you're not a fun drunk.

[Cam]

That is not true.

[Peyton]

Like, you know, whenever you get drunk with your friends and, like, oh, now we're just gonna sing loudly and, like, you could tell, oh, this person's drunk. I'm drunk. You can't tell. Camps drunk.

[Cam]

Okay. Yeah. Because I think I've had too many. Okay. I'll give you points on that. I've had too many times where I felt like. Like really stupid because of how drunk I was. Which I need to just lean into it and allow it. Like now I'm. I'll be. I'll be like floating. Like, I'll be like, the room's moving. I'll just like this. Yeah.

[Peyton]

You're not fun to be around when you're drunk.

[Cam]

I also need to. If some hits right here. If something hits their. Perfect. I'll get there. I didn't smell you though.

[Peyton]

Okay, well, I smell.

[Cam]

I smelled probably terrible too now. Okay. Is that wrong though? Did you hear that? There's a lizard in my body. It said. Would that be wrong to not tell you? Let's role play. Say I did smell you and you smell like absolute. I genuinely, in that moment, I wouldn't have told you.

[Peyton]

I feel really.

[Cam]

I would not have told you.

[Peyton]

Wow.

[Cam]

Cuz I agree with Sarah. I. I am on Sarah's side of this. I would rather you live your rock star dreams in real life out and have a great night. Imagine this.

[Peyton]

Okay. You not telling your homie that they stink in public is literally the worst thing a homie can do.

[Cam]

Okay. What if we were trying to get on the bitties

[Peyton]

in general, bro, Me

[Cam]

and my wife smell like absolutely. When we got home and we still cuddled and went to bed.

[Peyton]

That's fine. It's not about relationship. You take the relationship and getting girls out of it. Human decency is like, we are in a section with a lot of people and the crowd is. A lot of them are there for us. I'm hugging a lot of people.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

The fact that you're just letting me go out as Musty McGee is crazy.

[Cam]

Okay. Which of these two situations is worse? Dance with me vibe a little bit. Ready?

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

All right. This is us after party. The show went great for chilling. Let's go, let's go. This. Let's go, bro. You're doing good. Or this. Oh. Oh. Bring it in.

[Peyton]

Yeah. What's up, bro?

[Cam]

Oh, you smell terrible. You smell insanely bad. You smell so bad. They might kick us out. You smell. You should leave. You should go home. Party. Get the out of here. Stink. Okay, I go.

[Peyton]

I go B. I go the ladder. Because obviously you tell me in a nicer way, but I could. I literally. I have been musty in public so many times. I have so many defense mechanisms. I push somebody over Or I go to the bathroom and I take a slut bath. I go like this.

[Cam]

A bird bath.

[Peyton]

I literally, I've used so much, like, hand soap on my body before, and it cleans it up temporarily, dude.

[Cam]

Okay, now I'll just continue on this stench thing. Yeah, I went to. So I left the section one time to use the bathroom. The second I walked in the bathroom, I went straight into a stall. I shut the door. As I'm unbuttoning my pants to take a piss, I literally let out a four and a half second fart. I was holding it the whole time. Decency for the rest of the people in our session, right? It literally was like my pants were like this.

[Peyton]

It was terrible question about peeing. And then, dude, oh, you're still going. My bad.

[Cam]

And then the genitalia, like, the stench.

[Peyton]

Oh, you got hit, Femunda.

[Cam]

When I whipped out old Willie to release him, yeah, it hit me like a prime Tyson uppercut. I said, oh, no one in their right mind would even dare touch that tonight.

[Peyton]

You ever do a wipe? A wipe and check. Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, it's. It's sometimes it's like, primal.

[Peyton]

It's like, who?

[Cam]

Oh, I'm like, yeah.

[Peyton]

It's like I made that. Like, if I were to wipe this on the wall, this bathroom's mine.

[Cam]

You get turned up by the smell of your nut sack after a long, nasty performance.

[Peyton]

I say, sometimes there's like, there's a primal thing. It's not in my brain, but there's a primal thing, like, in my soul that I'm like, whoa.

[Cam]

Oh, you're more of a man than me. I've never once gone. No. I'm like, it's terrible.

[Peyton]

Okay, you brought this up, and I have a question. And I know, I, I, You've, you've made fun of me for this before.

[Cam]

Smile that much when you're talking to me.

[Peyton]

You've made fun of me for this. You've made fun of me for this before. And I don't know if we've public, publicly talked about it. Am I okay?

[Cam]

I was just about to ask you. Let's do a quick reset. I'm sorry. You don't deserve it. I just love when you stumble over your words.

[Peyton]

I hate it. It's honestly.

[Cam]

Oh, and that's why I love it, because that's, like, your number one pet peeve.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I hate it.

[Cam]

Like, for me, if I lose to an inanimate object, I could kill someone. For you, it's when you stumble over your.

[Peyton]

It's like my job to talk, and I can't do my job. It's crazy.

[Cam]

All right, run it.

[Peyton]

You've brought this up before to me, and the. Robbie's brought it up to me before, but I don't think we've talked about it publicly. Okay, how do you. Okay, how do I phrase this? No, we're. How far do you pull your pants down whenever you use a urinal in public?

[Cam]

Oh, just right below the shaft. Actually, most of the times it's not even a pull down. It's more of just a pull the underwear down. I just go like, I'll unbutton the pants. Yeah. And then they kind of. Because it's a gene, it naturally is like this.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I just.

[Cam]

Underwear down.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Flop out, piss.

[Peyton]

Okay. Okay. I don't.

[Cam]

People that are actually actively taking their denim down their legs.

[Peyton]

Okay, but let's go shorts. You're wearing shorts. How far do you do it? Don't actually do it.

[Cam]

I'm not gonna.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God, Stop. You can't do that.

[Cam]

About right. I'd say, like, right. Maybe this. This much down.

[Peyton]

Okay. The waistband. Okay. So you waistband it down.

[Cam]

It's kind of same thing. Waistband down, flop out, pee.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Yeah. So you have a different approach.

[Peyton]

You have a very different approach.

[Cam]

And I don't know if it's like a pride thing or if you learn from your grandpa or who taught you that.

[Peyton]

See, whenever I'm wearing shorts and I go pee in a urinal, I just pull out the thigh.

[Cam]

Yeah. Ooh. Big gene over here. It's already. I mean, hell, it's lower. It's closer to the knee than it is the belt line, so I might as well just take the easy route.

[Peyton]

It's like water.

[Cam]

It's gonna take the easiest way.

[Peyton]

Dude, it's. I feel like that is. Is that weird?

[Cam]

It's not.

[Peyton]

We.

[Cam]

I feel like that's one of those things that you do as, like, not you in particular, but, like, a man would pull this.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

For the. The insinuating flex. Like. Oh, another guy might.

[Peyton]

You're so insecure, bro. No, it's not. That's not that at all.

[Cam]

I think this is just easy. I pull my pants down, my penis falls out, and I piss. You're. You're literally going like this. You're going. And it's like. If you're. If you're at the point where you're like. Like, I don't know. God bless Sarah. I don't know what else to say, man. I mean, I don't know. Hey, Mike. Hey, Laura. I don't know what else to say at that point if you're just going like that. If I did that, piss would be

[Peyton]

all in my shorts.

[Cam]

I'd piss on myself.

[Peyton]

I feel like more men need to go from the thigh.

[Cam]

I'm also heavy on the grower. Heavy on the grower.

[Peyton]

Me too.

[Cam]

Oh, man. You're just growing more than me, I guess. I don't know what else to say.

[Peyton]

If I were. No, I'm little.

[Cam]

I'm little.

[Peyton]

I'm little. I'm little.

[Cam]

I am like shrimp. If I did that, there's no piss leaving.

[Peyton]

How far would your shorts have to go up your thigh to get that to work?

[Cam]

I'd literally have to be like this. I mean, I mean, I'm a very. It's a close quarter family. It's like nut, nut, pecker. They're just all just chilling right there. There's no. Oh, God.

[Peyton]

I've always, I've always, like, I feel like I invented that.

[Cam]

No, because one day, old men do. My grandpa used to do that. Like, that's a very. Like, you're 60. Gravity's been working for six decades on you. It's just you're low hanging. Like, you're hung low that at that point when your nuts are that long, like, that's when you do that.

[Peyton]

No, I got high nuts.

[Cam]

I know.

[Peyton]

I got high fructose corn syrup. Like, I'm not.

[Cam]

Dude, honestly, where did that come from?

[Peyton]

I just.

[Cam]

You didn't know because you did not do that in college. You learned.

[Peyton]

Yes, I did. You said, I've done it since elementary school.

[Cam]

Get the. In elementary school, I had an unsalted cashew.

[Peyton]

Me too. It's not a size thing, bro.

[Cam]

It has to be, because that can't. Elementary school, I'd argue that my penis was closer to my, like, up here, like, my belly button than it is my knee.

[Peyton]

Okay. I'm not gonna lie. I was in middle school as high school, cuz in middle school, I take my take my pants down to my ankles because whenever the cold wind would hit my, it would help me pee more.

[Cam]

I would have expelled you from my school if you would have went all the way down to the ankle. You said, oh, oh, no, you would have been expelled. Expelled on the spot.

[Peyton]

I just had to bring that up. It was a fun weekend. We did do the live show, our last domestic show, and then we had our after party where I smelled like absolute water. So I'm sorry to anybody that ran into me.

[Cam]

I want you to understand what I'm about to say. I told you on the phone on a private FaceTime conversation. We had a performance, then an after party. I did not shower until circa 5pm the next day.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you're turning into me. How's it feel?

[Cam]

I was mad at myself.

[Peyton]

Did you brush your teeth?

[Cam]

Yes. Oh, God, yes.

[Peyton]

That's so weird to me. That's so weird to me. If you are coming in from a late night and you're not gonna shower, don't brush your teeth either before going to sleep.

[Cam]

Yes. Hell no. I thought you're talking about. No. I literally went straight to the bed

[Peyton]

and I was like, okay, okay.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

you brought. You said. Oh, yeah. Good morning.

[Peyton]

What's this? Time stamp 2051. I want to see how that bar graph and YouTube studio goes at this part.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

All right.

[Cam]

I have something. I don't think that you have seen this. It is very niche and it was on. It was on Lives for you page.

[Peyton]

Oh, God.

[Cam]

Sucks. So. Oh. But it's. It's golden. Okay, so there's a guy, right? There's a husband and wife. He made a Bumble account, right? As a married man. In his bio, it literally says, married with kids. Life's just too boring. Need something spicy on the side that's his. And he made that for real, legitimate account, okay? His wife goes snooping because she feels the energy's off. She finds it. So then she's like, oh, I'm game, too. She gets on Bumble. She makes an account with a girl. Like, fake pictures. AI or just someone else, but fake pictures, fake account. Knowing he would like, she searches him, Boom. Swipes up whatever, and they connect. He's leaving the house to go. She says, what are you doing, honey? Oh, her accountant was named Abby. She made a fake account.

[Peyton]

Abby.

[Cam]

He goes, what are you doing, honey? He goes, oh, just going to go look at houses with Jordan like a homeboy, okay? She goes, okay, have fun with Abby. He said, what'd you say? She said, no. I said, just go have fun with Abby. He said, what are you talking about? And she said, don't play dumb with me. So then this whole thing happens. Whatever. They split up. My question to you, because I feel like we're going to take very different routes.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

If you found Sarah and if I found Liv, if you found your partner on a dating app.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

How do you approach that situation?

[Peyton]

Murder.

[Cam]

No, strike that from the. Strike that from the record. No, no. So sorry, your honor.

[Peyton]

No murder.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

No murder.

[Cam]

No murder.

[Peyton]

Okay, ask me again.

[Cam]

How would you approach. If you found your partner on a dating app? She wakes up. You would. Seriously.

[Peyton]

No,

[Cam]

no, no. Okay. Realistically realistic answer. Realistic answer. I'll say mine first.

[Peyton]

Okay. I'm good.

[Cam]

I'll say mine first. Me being married with Liv.

[Peyton]

Yeah. What would you do?

[Cam]

Me being married, and I see Liv. Like, and it's actually Liv, and then I check her phone, and I know it's her. It's not a fake account. Trying to be Liv. I would. I. This is kind of lame, but this. I'm taking it from a love. A love. Of course.

[Peyton]

Which you would watch.

[Cam]

I. Oh, no. I'm like, he's handsome. I go, son of a nascar. No, I would print. I would print all the evidence out like a good old Carrie Matheson. I would print all of the evidence out, and she'd go, oh, I'm going to pilates with Sarah. She's getting railed By Tyler. Right. So when she's coming back from.

[Peyton]

I don't think a Tyler has ever

[Cam]

railed somebody Tyler medium.

[Peyton]

There's no Tyler that rails people. Like, can we put that out there? There's a list of names that doesn't rail. It's Tyler.

[Cam]

I'm not gonna lie. Cameron has to be on that list.

[Peyton]

Okay, yeah, yeah, Cameron's on there. But if I Cam. Cam. Rails. Cam.

[Cam]

Rails Cameron. No, no, no. Okay. So she gets back from having Tyler, she walks in, and literally our kitchen looks like an investigation studio.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

I have the. Everywhere. I have pictures of our children right there too. Oh, it's gonna hurt. It's gonna be weird, and it's gonna hurt. And then I'm just seated like this with maybe like a nice candle lit in the background. I'm seated like this, and I go, please take a seat. And then I basically go through everything, listen to her response, and then I immediately say, I would like you to pack up and leave my house. And then we're severed.

[Peyton]

And so what's the point of the pictures?

[Cam]

Kind of like a FAFO situation also.

[Peyton]

I don't know what that means.

[Cam]

Around and find out. Yeah, like a around and find out situation. Also, like, oh, I know this is actually happening because we just go with words. Oh, I know you're on this app. Whatever. Like, if, say, Sarah try to do that to you, you're the one on the app. You would out talk Sarah, and then she'd end up losing.

[Peyton]

I know what I'm saying. But if you are never out talking,

[Cam]

Liv can never out talk.

[Peyton]

But if you had the evidence already, then there's no point to print it

[Cam]

out because you have it.

[Peyton]

Oh, honestly, that's fair. I would.

[Cam]

Honestly, I'm so nervous of your it.

[Peyton]

I don't think I can say it on the Internet.

[Cam]

Okay. PG version of it, or there's not one, you go, how do you PG death? What would your answer be? Do, like, real world format. And this is not to try to.

[Peyton]

If I found my partner on a dating app, I would invest in the dating app. I would invest in the dating app.

[Cam]

What does that even mean?

[Peyton]

I would become an investor in the dating app.

[Cam]

Why?

[Peyton]

So I could own the dating app that she's using to cheat on me. And then every single time, I would have her account, like, I would have her account in my database, and every time she used it, I would hack into her phone, and then I would. Oh, I can't say.

[Cam]

Strong at all. Too weak.

[Peyton]

I've been cheated on. Too many times. If it happened one more. I told Terry one more time, I. You just can't do it. I literally say, hey, if you want to cheat on me, I get it. Just leave before. I can't take this.

[Cam]

Oh, buddy, I wasn't trying to bring up past stuff.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, it's fine. I'm just saying it's, it's. It would go down and dirty. It would go.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

You were talking about hooking up and stuff like that. I found a crazy list this week. A list because, you know, we. I haven't been in the. In the hookup culture game in years. Right.

[Cam]

I've never been to the party. Yeah, can teach me about it. I go, is that a good ball club? Never been to a game.

[Peyton]

No, it's honestly bad. It's not a good thing.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

And I wanted to. Like, I was reading about modern day hookup culture. How is the field now after daddy left the game? Oh, yeah, Daddy left. Daddy left again. And put my jersey on the right.

[Cam]

Oh, number one jersey sales of all time. Give me some love.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Oh, they said, oh, what are we gonna do now? The goat's retiring.

[Peyton]

Stupid, bro. That's so stupid.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

But I found a list of the craziest hookup rules in the world. Rules? Yeah. So people were surveyed, and this is somebody's like, hookup rules for like a one night stand.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

I want to go through these. Okay, there's five, right? Well, there's. The list was more, but I found five that, like, really stood out to me. This is insane.

[Cam]

I. I'm going to interject on each one and tell, like, first of all,

[Peyton]

if you're in the hookup culture, would you have a list of rules for a one night stand?

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Yeah, no, we're gonna, we're gonna hook up and we're gonna leave and everyone's gonna be safe and happy.

[Peyton]

Well, this is a person's hookup rules for a one night stand. The 8am hard out. Regardless of what time y' all came in and the deed was done, the person must be out of my house or apartment by 8am that is nonsense. Really?

[Cam]

That's nonsense.

[Peyton]

That's not.

[Cam]

That's not. I'm not going to say that's crazy. Yeah, but that's nonsense. If we. If we don't get to your house

[Peyton]

until three, I think that's perfect. If, Especially if it's. If you're.

[Cam]

Now, I. I need sleep right now. In this stage of life, I need sleep.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Get to the House at three and then we're smashing. It won't be too long, but I

[Peyton]

go for four minutes. We get there at 3:15. I'm done by 3:19.

[Cam]

If I'm done by 3:19, I'm out by 3:30. Yeah, I go, I might just leave

[Peyton]

right then and there.

[Cam]

Honestly, that's what the.

[Peyton]

That's what this person's saying. If it's a hookup.

[Cam]

Mm, okay, I'll get. I'll give that rule like a six out of ten.

[Peyton]

Okay. It's good, it's smooth because especially if it's discussed before but like, hey, this is all this is, right? We're just hooking up. I need you to be out by

[Cam]

8:00am I'd go, okay, but why?

[Peyton]

It's like. No, it's because it's awkward sometimes. It's awkward. It's awkward. It's awkward.

[Cam]

Is it awkward when the booze wears off or is it just awkward?

[Peyton]

No, you could be completely sober. It's just awkward, really. Especially if, you know, like, I'm so

[Cam]

much of a lover man.

[Peyton]

If both parties know this is just a hookup, right? Like we're just hooking up. We're here to have fun in the morning. It's like we're getting dressed next to each other, the sun's out. You know what I mean? Our breath stinks.

[Cam]

Oh, dude, I relish in that. That's a beautiful cardigan you have.

[Peyton]

Okay, this.

[Cam]

Oh my God.

[Peyton]

The second rule is the pre approved playlist. Before we hook up, I need to see your playlist and see if I agree with all the songs.

[Cam]

Well, I don't smash to music and if I do, you can play whatever you like. If I. If you're pre approving my music to see if you want my penis, we have an issue.

[Peyton]

I again, I'm not mad at this rule.

[Cam]

You're. There's. Okay, there is no way. Let's take you back couple years. Let's say you're in your prime. Bada Bing, nights going great. She goes, let me see your playlist. See if you can come inside. You, you would literally be driver take off.

[Peyton]

No, it's not to see if I can come inside. It's to see like, say we're about to do it and like, oh, I'm gonna turn on some music. And they go, let me see the plays before you do.

[Cam]

You can't do that.

[Peyton]

That's fine.

[Cam]

At that point, I'm rock hard. You can't, you can't stop me. At that point, I'm rotten. You cannot stop.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

You can't pause me in correction to check my game.

[Peyton]

But what if it's reversed, right? You want to check the girl's place, you look at her place, and it's like, what?

[Cam]

Nothing's wrong with me.

[Peyton]

2. Nothing's wrong with me. Something's got to get out. Something's got to get off.

[Cam]

It's got him. Oh, dude, I can. Matt. That's another thing about me. I can match a beat. I can find a beat.

[Peyton]

What if it's the opera? What if it's like, oh,

[Cam]

I can find a beat. That's one thing.

[Peyton]

Okay, so that doesn't matter to you?

[Cam]

That does not matter to me. That rule that at ridiculous scale, that's like a 7 out of 10.

[Peyton]

As I started to get, like, popular, I started to, like, know some music artists and like, stuff like that. And so, like, some rappers, some R B singers. So if there was a girl playing, like. Like a guy that I knew I'd be. I can't hear his voice while I'm doing this. That.

[Cam]

Now that's understandable. That's a little different.

[Peyton]

That's what I'm saying.

[Cam]

You don't. No, you're not even. You're not touching my phone. Okay, If I'm leaving your apartment at 8am with no, no if, ands, or but you're not touching my device, you don't get to see my phone.

[Peyton]

Okay, the next one is the don't touch my pillow rule.

[Cam]

I need a pillow. I need. I need a pillow. You. You want me? You want all of me? I need at least your pillow.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

It's not too much?

[Peyton]

You need pillows to do the deed.

[Cam]

Why do I keep putting myself at their spot?

[Peyton]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Cam]

You're coming to my spot.

[Peyton]

You need a pillow to do the deed.

[Cam]

Oh, a pillow to do.

[Peyton]

This is the do the deed rules.

[Cam]

A pillow to do the deed. No, I don't need to touch your pillow. We're gonna keep it nice and clean.

[Peyton]

So this person says, you can't. Like, right before we do the deed, you may not touch the pillows. You have to take all the pillows off the bed.

[Cam]

I'm not mad at that.

[Peyton]

I'm not mad. It is cleanly.

[Cam]

That's cleanly. You get a clear, nice little rectangle of a playground to utilize.

[Peyton]

But pillows are important during the pillows.

[Cam]

Now, pillows are fantastic.

[Peyton]

You can use them as they can give you leverage. Yeah.

[Cam]

Okay. Hey, hey.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Pills are good.

[Peyton]

So you're not mad at this?

[Cam]

I'm not mad at that. 4 out of 10. Okay.

[Peyton]

You must wash your hands before getting into it.

[Cam]

Am I having Dexter? I'd say I'd be like, literally, are you a nursing student?

[Peyton]

Like, are you.

[Cam]

Are you scrubbing in every day? Like, what are you. We were just in the filthiest place in the city for three hours. People were throwing up as pitch black. There's liquor on the ground. Now I gotta wash my hands.

[Peyton]

But maybe that's why they want you to wash your hands. Because it honestly is clear you don't want to be touching the playground with dirtiness all over your hands. Okay.

[Cam]

Wash the playground. Wash the playground.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

You want me to. You want me to wash my fingers? Wash your playground. I'm not trying to lick a salty slide. No, no. Wash the playground.

[Peyton]

So you're gonna get canceled. What?

[Cam]

I have to Cam?

[Peyton]

Yes. Cuz that's how things get past. You get UTIs and stuff like that.

[Cam]

I get that, but. So we're not washing genitalia, but I'm washing fit. My nuts are going to smell like rotten eggs and cheese. And you want me to wash my fingers? My fingers?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

You're out of your mind. If I literally tell them, oh, I gotta wash my hands. You gotta wash your body. And I'll wash with you. I'll wash my body too. It's not just to you, but hands and not body is. That's a 10 out of 10 insanity to me. I think insanity.

[Peyton]

No, I think hand sanitizer is the rule. This is where I go. I'm thinking of one of those scenes where you're coming back from the club or whatever or a dinner, and y' all are like, wrestling on the way in, knocking stuff over. You don't want to go, ah. Hold on. What you do is you go like, ah. And there's like a bedside

[Cam]

little pure oak. You just kiss your neck right here. You're just like, yes.

[Peyton]

That's the move.

[Cam]

Okay, now I'm putting myself in, like, a sweaty and a sweaty thing, like, club if it's dinner. Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. Okay. All right, last one.

[Cam]

It's insanity, though.

[Peyton]

This is from a guy. He said the makeup must come off rule.

[Cam]

Now he's out of his mind.

[Peyton]

He's not doing it because he's like, I need to see what you look like. He's doing it because he doesn't want makeup all over his bed.

[Cam]

Are all these people people? Germaphobes Makeup on the bed? I'm trying to get action. You think I'm Worried about makeup on my. I'll throw the sheets away. I'll burn the sheets in the morning. You'll leave at 8am after I pre approve your playlist. You wash your hands and you don't touch my pillow. I'll burn the sheets.

[Peyton]

I'm not gonna lie, but I kind of feel them. Dude, you're not off the makeup.

[Cam]

This is so prima dog. I guess I'm a. You're a grimy guy, Gremlin. I'm a grimy man.

[Peyton]

But not mine. Go with makeup. Mine is outside clothes. I do not. Do not put your outside clothes on this bed. Do not do that.

[Cam]

So in your same scenario, it's beautiful. Tensions, highs. Couple glasses of Pinot Noir. Yeah. And you're sitting there wrestling inside, and you go. And you're about to toss on the bed and you go, no, wait, wait.

[Peyton]

Take your clothes, I'll toss you on the accent chair. Get undressed.

[Cam]

No way, dude. I don't care about any of that. Sweaty, dirty, nasty clothes. Put it on the bed makeup, smush it in the shower. It's gonna be in the sheets. I don't care about any of that. I want you comfortable however you are, and we'll take care of the rest later.

[Peyton]

What do you think? You're okay. Say you never indulged in hookup culture, which is great, but what do you think off the top of your head? What would be your strange hookup rule? Like, if you had to come up with one? Oh, off rip.

[Cam]

It'd be like, don't touch my dog. Two reasons what you should know podcast.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Go ahead. Oh, yeah, two reasons. I know, I know. Animals are like an easy in. It's like, if you're already in my house, we've already won. Like, we know what we're here to do.

[Peyton]

We're not.

[Cam]

We're not playing Super Mario. Let's call us pay to spade. But Ruby's disgusting one and I'm not 100% if she has mites, missiles and mumps. So I don't want you. I don't want you to touch and scratch my dog. Get a muzzle underneath your fingernails and then go to my nuts. And now. Now I have a mites, missiles and mumps down there. No, don't touch my dog. Second thing, don't ask about my children or. This is before. Yeah, yeah, Sorry. Okay. The only other thing. You're not leaving with my clothing. You can wear my clothes.

[Peyton]

That's the best part.

[Cam]

No, no.

[Peyton]

That's the best part.

[Cam]

Not in hookup. In. In a talking stage. I want you to. I want you to walk out my hoodie. I'm spraying extra.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, no. The hookup, it's the best.

[Cam]

You're not. You're not taking.

[Peyton]

You're my best hoodie. You got my best hoodie.

[Cam]

You can't have my worst sock. You can't have my worst pair of draws. What if we're hooking up? You came in clothes, right?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Put them back on.

[Peyton]

It's cold.

[Cam]

It's Texas. It's never cold. No. Okay.

[Peyton]

It's a cold morning.

[Cam]

Now, the one caveat is if there. If she's in, like, a little dress, whatever. And yes, okay, you can have, like, a workout shirt that smells like sweat, but you're not. You're not leaving in my best hood.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Hell no. You're. I'm keeping all of my sweats. All of my hoodie. Yes, you can have a T shirt.

[Peyton]

Yeah. My thing is. My thing is, is if you have a roommate, lock them in a cage. That's my rule. If you have a roommate, lock them in a cage. Right. I Should never see your roommate on a hookup.

[Cam]

Why a cage?

[Peyton]

You gotta make sure they never get out. I don't care. I don't care if they're hungry, they're thirsty, I'll share a bathroom. You have to text them and tell them, get in a cage.

[Cam]

What? Her roommate walks out, opens the door, doesn't even knock anything. Opens the door and just sees all of your 6, 7, naked back, head to toes. So much body and skin.

[Peyton]

There's so many things.

[Cam]

I can't just butt naked like this. You hear the door, you go, oh, my God.

[Peyton]

That is the number. My. Like, in my prior days, I never had rules, but it was in my mind. It would be my biggest anxiety.

[Cam]

I cannot see another human.

[Peyton]

I do not want to see a stranger. I do not want to see a stranger.

[Cam]

Okay, here we go. Beautiful. Everything your same scenario. Wine wrestling in the elevator. You get to the door, she fumbles the keys. Because y' all are just very erotic.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

She finally opens it. Roommate is literally in the common area, like in the living room, eating some pasta. So you've made eye contact. They see you. They know y' all are about to hook up.

[Peyton]

Oh, oh. And there's a smell of food. I don't like it. This is not prepared.

[Cam]

You hate pasta.

[Peyton]

Heat it. I hate it. But you know what? Something that is worse that's happened to me.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

I've walked in to, like, with a girl that I like. I was about to hook up with, and she had a roommate. We walked in to the apartment, the roommate had a hookup with her.

[Cam]

That's kind of hot.

[Peyton]

No, it wasn't. I was like. I was like, am I going to brothel? I was like, treat me with some respect. What is this, y'?

[Cam]

All. Y'. All.

[Peyton]

Y' all just went on. Y' all went on time to look for some huzz. And I'm one of the hus. You're a huh?

[Cam]

You were a huh? I was a huh. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I was the pick of the litter.

[Cam]

She said, that one will do. And you were just so easy.

[Peyton]

I was so defeated, bro. I walked in there, I looked at the dude, he was like. And I said, oh. And I went to the room, I said, oh.

[Cam]

You said, man, really? Like an every weekend type of thing? All right.

[Peyton]

No, I said. I literally laid down. I was like, they're dating, right?

[Cam]

Like, long term relationship. Long term relationship to me, that is.

[Peyton]

I said. I said, can you just tell me you love me, bro?

[Cam]

No, that honestly, the Lord knew not to allow me to be in the. The Lord knew my heart.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I, I, I can't do it. I, the first person I, I would like, I can't do it. I'm. I'm way too much of a lover.

[Peyton]

Oh, I've said it before.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

Accidentally. Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

How did it come out? Oh, mine wouldn't be accident. I'd literally be like, I am in love with you. I'm like, that was an incredible shared experience. I am absolutely in love with you. What's your mother's name? Like, that'd be with that, like 30 seconds after I finish. Like, it's right then and there, like, Jesus Christ, I love you. Like, this is insane. I'd be like, dude, you want to go out tomorrow? And then she's over here. Let me check your playlist. Go wash your hands and get out. No, dude, that break my heart. I couldn't do it.

[Peyton]

That's funny. So I just. That's a thing I found. That's a great conversation. I love that, dude.

[Cam]

Okay, you want to talk about a.

[Peyton]

That's wicked, right? Yeah.

[Cam]

Something. This is real life. Something genuinely insane happened to me this past weekend.

[Peyton]

What happened?

[Cam]

So, show ended Sunday. We woke up, right?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

We went out to brunch because we still had some family in town.

[Peyton]

Nice.

[Cam]

It's right outside the neighborhood. You know the spot I'm talking?

[Peyton]

Yes, I do.

[Cam]

So we go there and on a Sunday brunch, what do you do? Mimosis.

[Peyton]

Oh, mimosi. After a hangover.

[Cam]

It was the hair, the dog situation, one of those things. Head was banging. I said, I think the only way I can stop my head bringing is champagne and orange juice.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

So I order mimosi. It comes out. Ooh, y' all made em a little different. Ooh, drink it. And they're pretty small, right? First off, just so I don't sound crazy, what's your average amount if you were to get. It's called a 90 minute brunch. How many mimosas you taking down?

[Peyton]

Three or four. Perfect. Yeah.

[Cam]

Okay. I had three.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

So the first one. Oh, a little different, but all right. Maybe it's because last night, you know, I'm still hungover. Food comes out, I get the second one. Golly, it still tastes different. Finished the food. Now we're just talking that talking phase. Waiting for the bill. So I go, I'll take one more. I go, okay, this is just not good. The bill comes, I pay, she brings it back. Thank you so much. I go, hey, quick question now I've had your Mimosas before. Like, that is a little different. She goes, oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot to tell you. We were completely out of champagne, so I used Jose Cuervo. She put a shot of tequila with orange juice three times in a row and never told me.

[Peyton]

Dare I say that's a felony?

[Cam]

That's a misdemeanor.

[Peyton]

That has to be illegal.

[Cam]

That must be some form of legal.

[Peyton]

That's literally, like, the Bill Cosby of mimosas. She's the Bill Cosby of mimosas. She's a little pudding pie. Here you go. Like, that's. That is insane behavior.

[Cam]

That's crazy Jose Cuervo.

[Peyton]

No, that's. That's. You're laughing. You. You're a victim, brother. Like, you need to talk to somebody. Like, that's not okay to do. She just. She just did something to your drink without your consent.

[Cam]

She was.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Cam]

The best part, she. She had no intention of ever telling me that.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you had to inquire about it.

[Cam]

I said, man, now I've been here. Like, we said hi at the door. Those tasted a little different. It. Oh, I'm so sorry. We were out of champagne, but I didn't want to say no to you. I just used Jose Cuerbo

[Peyton]

in her face. I'd spit in her face. She had my loogie on her nose.

[Cam]

You go, Jose Cuervo,

[Peyton]

bro.

[Cam]

It was. It was. I was like. I was low key. Not. Not messed up alcohol wise. Messed up.

[Peyton]

Just like the way you said that.

[Cam]

I was gonna say alcoholic. I dropped the eye in the seat. I wasn't messed up alcohol wise. I was messed up more mentally. Kind of like victim mindset for the next, like, hour. Yeah, that really just happened.

[Peyton]

No, no, you. You deserved a blanket and a hug. That's not okay, bro. I feel bad for you. That's not okay. You could have been allergic or anything.

[Cam]

That's what my. I said, what if I'm allergic to blue agave? Yeah. What? I'm allergic to yeast. Yeah.

[Peyton]

I just wanted champagne, and I don't know where Jose Cuervo stands on the shelving list. Is it top?

[Cam]

I don't think so.

[Peyton]

Yeah, she gave me at least give me, like, patron El Alto or something. You know what I mean?

[Cam]

She gave me, like. Like. Like. Like a weak tequila. It's a substitute for champagne. I hate. That's insane.

[Peyton]

I hate that. I hate that for you. I hate that for you. Like, I honestly feel bad for you for somebody that loves you. It's bad, man.

[Cam]

Bro, Insanity.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's bad. You should know.

[Cam]

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[Cam]

Oh, oh.

[Peyton]

I was just checking our, our tick tock in the. I. I've noticed like the past three weeks I've been super like movie topic heavy. Very like, I don't know why this turned into like the movie podcast. I always want to. To start a movie podcast. Maybe I'll do it now.

[Cam]

Fun.

[Peyton]

But, but so now my for you page.

[Cam]

You know what I just thought of? I'm so sorry. You said I've always wanted to start a movie podcast. I naturally said it'd be fun. And what if you were like, oh no, no, you wouldn't be.

[Peyton]

Oh no, no, you. No. 100% not.

[Cam]

Don't. Don't you dare dodge my hits.

[Peyton]

I. I'd go get hat guy or somebody good but okay, I've been like super into like movie tick tock because I've been talking about movies a lot and I guess the phone's listening to me. Oh, by the way, this is. We're filming this a couple days before we go see Spider Man. Spider man comes out in a couple days. Hey, I have to tell you because I. I don't know if I'm going to the thing.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Traveling.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

So I have movie tickets to Spider man at five different theaters right now.

[Cam]

That's insanity.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

What? Why five? Okay, so it should be here and there, too.

[Peyton]

Knife three here, two there.

[Cam]

Why?

[Peyton]

Depends on what I'm feeling, where I'm at, location wise, time wise. I just got to make sure I see it on Thursday.

[Cam]

That's insane.

[Peyton]

At noon.

[Cam]

I'm seeing it here. Oh, you're going at noon.

[Peyton]

I got to be one of the first people to see it because it's gonna spoil. You know, spoilers are gonna come out immediately.

[Cam]

Time out. That comes out at noon.

[Peyton]

Yes. It's the first showing in Texas. At least you. Yeah, I know.

[Cam]

I'm definitely seeing it Thursday night, but.

[Peyton]

And I have to see it, dude, or I'm not gonna be able to get on my phone all day Thursday. Because there's gonna be spoilers, bro.

[Cam]

That's true.

[Peyton]

At this time, we're recording. They did, like, the. The premiere, so people have seen it already, and I'm just.

[Cam]

I've.

[Peyton]

I've, like, been purposely not getting on my phone a lot.

[Cam]

It's like a bucket list for me. I have nothing to do with cinema. Like, I haven't.

[Peyton]

We could. I think we could get one.

[Cam]

That's true. But I'm saying I would love. I've always thought that was like. That, to me, is a cool flex. Like, I saw the movie three weeks before anyone else.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I did that. I did that one time with one Marvel movie. I didn't go to the premiere, but RDC World invited me to, like, an early screening. It was like, of the. It was like that one Avengers movie that no one ever talks about with, like, all the elements and the Elemental, the Eternals. Eternals. You know, it was really good movie. I don't know why people didn't like it.

[Cam]

You said the Avenger movies that no one talks about, with the Marvel Elementals. The Eternals. Okay.

[Peyton]

But I have a question about movie theaters.

[Cam]

Right.

[Peyton]

As you know, I got bewildered that by that 40x movie. I.

[Cam]

Okay. After you said that.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Literally, the phones are listening. I saw people going to 4dx, which. I will give you grace. I am a X4DX. It's not too far.

[Peyton]

It was quick. It's not probably dry.

[Cam]

Trying to get the most expensive ticket. You thought you were getting 70 mil. Yeah, but I saw, like, footage of people, like. Like, because they knew they were going into that.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You not Knowing that watching the actual footage makes it 10 times funny. Like these people are literally going, I'm not joking. Like the boats.

[Peyton]

I'm not joking.

[Cam]

Like I could not. I physically would. I probably would have punctured a lung from laughing.

[Peyton]

Watching 3 hour movie camp. Imagine doing that for 3 hours. Did you see the 140x movie theater that like the water like leaked and like busted?

[Cam]

Oh no, no, no. Lawsuit law. If I'm treading, if I'm treading water for my life in a movie theater. Yeah, I'm sitting there. No, you're getting sued.

[Peyton]

Another question about movie theaters though that I, I've really been pondering on and this came from up on my for you page. So it's not an original thought, but I thought about it before and I got nervous to bring up my thoughts on the Internet because people clown me. How do movie theaters get the movies?

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

Like how do the movie theaters get the movies? Right? There's, there's millions of movie theaters in America and across the world. Yeah, how does like say for Marvel, like for Spider Man? How does AMC Cinemark, Dolby, like, like Tinseltown, like all these different movie theaters, how do they get the Spider man movie? How do they get movies in their theater?

[Cam]

You think, you think the director of Spider man is burning discs and mailing them out to all these locations?

[Peyton]

Well, for IMAX they have to send it on a crate. So that made me think, how are they getting the movie?

[Cam]

No, they don't.

[Peyton]

I saw that they brought it on

[Cam]

a palette for the Odyssey.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

For imax which was shot the only movie in history that has ever been shot. Very start, very end, full imax.

[Peyton]

So what do they do with the other ones?

[Cam]

Digital. It is a digital movie.

[Peyton]

So they're emailing Spider man right now. Yeah. No they're not.

[Cam]

I don't know if it's email, thumb drive or not. Limewire and burning a disc, buddy.

[Peyton]

That's my question.

[Cam]

Oh, this one is for Yukletown Minnesota.

[Peyton]

Well that's my question.

[Cam]

How are they digital?

[Peyton]

So they're just emailing one of the biggest, most gay kept movies of all time through Yahoo, through AOL Firefox link.

[Cam]

I don't know, I don't know if it's email but it's. They're hunt, they're digital and they got

[Peyton]

some 16 year old trusted with these files. Oh yeah. Are you kidding me?

[Cam]

That's hundred percent.

[Peyton]

No, it's not happening.

[Cam]

What do you think it is getting delivered by the undertaker in a briefcase? Dung. What do you think is happening?

[Peyton]

I don't know. The truck. The truck.

[Cam]

We don't. There's not a guy in bifocals cranking the film back there anymore. Nobody's 40s anymore.

[Peyton]

He brings in like the disc drive or like the, the floppy disk or something. He's bringing in some kind of thumb drive and he's like, hey, this is the Marvel thumb drive.

[Cam]

Okay?

[Peyton]

And that might put it in.

[Cam]

I hate, I hate to burst your little beautiful creative bubble. That might be how it goes. But he's not getting out of a Bentley in a suit going, this is from Tony Stark, your movie. He's probably like a, like a very acne populated 19 year old that's like, I got the film from the P.O. box.

[Peyton]

Like, isn't that crazy? Oh, I don't believe that. That it's just sent over the Internet or mailed in.

[Cam]

It has to be.

[Peyton]

No, because there would be. Literally there'd be so many leaks. Like, we would have got that movie a month ago.

[Cam]

Oh, no, because there's no. No, because you probably when you sign up to work or something like that. Because first off, we've talked about this before. Crime nowadays, very hard. It's genuinely hard to commit a crime.

[Peyton]

Not Internet crime. It's probably the easiest it's ever been to do Internet crime.

[Cam]

I would argue Internet crime is so much easier than a physical or so much harder than physical crime.

[Peyton]

I'm talking about getting caught.

[Cam]

So much, so much.

[Peyton]

I don't want to get into this debate, but we'll get into that later.

[Cam]

But yes, you can, bro. You probably sign waivers. Like they can.

[Peyton]

Who gives a. Have you seen the people that work at these movie theaters? Like, think of like the most.

[Cam]

Like, like, if you leave, you're serving 10 years.

[Peyton]

Think about the movie, about somebody going to Podunk Rocket, Arkansas, and some go, got Billy Bill. I'm here. I got the Marvel movie. You know what? All we got is Cow, pigs and horse. They could make so much money off of getting this hard drive.

[Cam]

No, they can't. Because Billy Bill's not paying him for that hard drive.

[Peyton]

I'm saying.

[Cam]

But he gets on the Internet, he's

[Peyton]

like, hey, I could put this on

[Cam]

a paywall or like, whatever and start

[Peyton]

leaking this out to different outlets. I'm not saying to do that, don't do it, because I love cinema and movies. But I'm saying, like, you're putting that trust in millions of people and not for it to not go wrong one time. How is that possible?

[Cam]

Because there's a strict. There's got to be a strict way it happens.

[Peyton]

Exactly. A guy in a truck from Marvel

[Cam]

comes up in a suit with lasers and guns, not delivering it handmade to the manager. Even if he. Even if he did, what's. What's the difference in that?

[Peyton]

He's watching.

[Cam]

Oh, oh. He camps at the movie theater for the entirety of the screening, and he follows the manager like a shadow to make sure he doesn't sell it to someone.

[Peyton]

You acting like I'm crazy for coming up with this thought. That's a fantastic thought.

[Cam]

I'm saying our scenarios are not even different.

[Peyton]

Yes, it is.

[Cam]

If your guy delivers it. Amazing. Armed security.

[Peyton]

There's like one guy with the password. It's like an encrypted file. There's one person with the password. And, like, he's on the Marvel payroll or something. Or like the Warner Brothers payroll.

[Cam]

Okay, so when he encrypts the password. Oh, here's your thumb drive. This is Spider Man.

[Peyton]

No. Every time you play that movie, you have to have the password. You cannot hit play on that movie without the password.

[Cam]

Okay, let's. Let's go. Oh, please, God. Give me a moment. So let's go. Let's take that. Right. So there's this big Agamemnon guy.

[Peyton]

You be careful. I don't know what you just called me.

[Cam]

There's this big ultra powerful guy that has the password. Yes. So you said it best. There's thousands of theaters all across the country playing the movie in two and a half to three hour time slots every day. How in the is he entering that password? In Pennsylvania, in Rhode island, in California, down in Texas, there's more than one guy. So how many is there? Because then if you go, oh, there's thousands, then it's the same thing. Those thousands could get leaked. Leaked. We have to have.

[Peyton]

That's why I say it doesn't make sense.

[Cam]

I'm saying your thing doesn't make sense either.

[Peyton]

You know, it doesn't make sense. What more doesn't make sense? Whenever they get the files for, like, these movies, these movie theaters get the file for the movie. Like Spider Man.

[Cam]

Does it come with the trailers that I don't know. That I don't know. Probably. Probably.

[Peyton]

No, because the trailers are different. No, I think because sometimes I get, like, ads from my local, like, lawyer.

[Cam]

And that's from the theater. That's from the theater.

[Peyton]

Yeah. But how does it integrate?

[Cam]

If you're a lawyer and you're spending the marketing budget on movie theater.

[Peyton]

But I'm saying, but how does it integrate? How do they just mix in?

[Cam]

Like.

[Peyton]

Because it's crazy.

[Cam]

It's not. It is not. That is.

[Peyton]

I love predetermined. They're not somebody live DJing the trailers, Cam.

[Cam]

Exactly. There's not.

[Peyton]

So how the are they adding in these trailers with this one? It.

[Cam]

Because it. It could be no different than like a PowerPoint.

[Peyton]

It could be no different than somebody clicking like this. But it's crazy to have a guy come in with a hard drive. You're crazy, bro.

[Cam]

You're crazy. You think Darth Vader's dropping off the Star wars films? Okay, you know what? We're gonna stick on this. Crazy thoughts because I had one. Now. Now you gotta bear with me. This is very much a Peyton Harden esque thought.

[Peyton]

What does that mean?

[Cam]

Oh, you'll see. So the other day, I'm sitting in a place of business and their fire alarm goes off. I didn't want to get. I didn't want to. You would understand why. I'll tell you later.

[Peyton]

Beep.

[Cam]

Little chirp.

[Peyton]

Their fire alarm goes off.

[Cam]

Yeah. Beep beep. And I'm like, okay. And I just started thinking, right? Like things annoying. It's probably a battery. Da da da da. And I'm just thinking of it later that night. Whole day goes by, I'm showering and I realize. I realize that I have those in my house too. Like they've always been there. Obviously.

[Peyton]

Fire alarms.

[Cam]

Yeah. Like you have to.

[Peyton]

Every house has a fire alarm. Exactly like.

[Cam]

But. But it dawned on me, like it's just so one of those things. It's just out of sight, out of mind. And I was like, I have them too. So then I started thinking, now bear with me. How do fire alarms work? Now wait, now wait. So a fire alarm, because there's ones that can detect smoke. Yes. And then they can also detect carbon monoxide, which is like the silent invisible killer, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So my thought, especially on the carbon monoxide front, if carbon monoxide slithers its way up and hits that. How is a. How does that work? How does it tell me that it's carbon monoxide? Is there a nose inside of there? Is it smelling it?

[Peyton]

That's the best question I've ever heard.

[Cam]

Yes, it is.

[Peyton]

Is.

[Cam]

Doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. There's people. There's a little bit. There's. It's witchcraft. Voodoo. Voodoo. It has to be, because it.

[Peyton]

I get smoke because you can see

[Cam]

smoke, but not even smoke, because if you can see it, then What? Have eyes? Talk to me.

[Peyton]

Well, yeah, that makes sense. It could have a camera or, like a radio sensor for visuals. Like a laser.

[Cam]

A laser.

[Peyton]

Because there's lasers that can detect smoke. Okay, I get that.

[Cam]

So carbon monoxide.

[Peyton]

Carbon monoxide.

[Cam]

Silent, invisible.

[Peyton]

It's silent but deadly.

[Cam]

Like a fart, like a spd. Silent but deadly. But think about it. It's going in there and it goes off. Because that happens all the time. Like carbon monoxide leak. Like a gas leak.

[Peyton]

Hopefully not all the time.

[Cam]

Well, I'm saying not all. Yeah, hopefully not all the time. But it happens. Happens.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it happens.

[Cam]

Your fire alarm will go off. You look around, there's no flame in sight.

[Peyton]

Wow. That means you get. You evacuate.

[Cam]

You evacuate. You get the hell out of there. You call your local law enforcement.

[Peyton]

But still evacuated.

[Cam]

Does that say. Yeah? Yeah, definitely still get out.

[Peyton]

Don't just sit there and wait.

[Cam]

You're just like, yeah, I'll see you when you get here. That was bad.

[Peyton]

Okay, let me try to break this.

[Cam]

Please, please. Does it have a nose? Does it have skin? How does it know it can't have eyes or laser technology? Because it's invisible.

[Peyton]

It's like periodic tabletop type dude.

[Cam]

It's unreal. Unbelievable.

[Peyton]

There's literally no answer I could come up with. That is a. That is trippy. I literally. And I smoke.

[Cam]

Makes sense.

[Peyton]

Because there's lasers. I get lasers.

[Cam]

I'm not sure if I'm buying on that laser, big guy. I don't know what you mean by the whole laser situation.

[Peyton]

Carbon monoxide, dude.

[Cam]

Silent, invisible. But that goes off.

[Peyton]

It's like a scratch and sniff movie.

[Cam]

You don't see anything, but, oh, my God.

[Peyton]

You're like a 5Dx movie.

[Cam]

It's 5Dx. You're getting hit with all sorts. You're in the movie.

[Peyton]

You're.

[Cam]

You look. The credits at the end, it says your name. Wow.

[Peyton]

Cameron Michael Kennedy.

[Cam]

Wow, dude.

[Peyton]

I mean, you've been smoking what I've been smoking?

[Cam]

Yeah. I was sitting there like, how does that work? If I blew this right out, that nose is gonna sniff this.

[Peyton]

He's gonna smell.

[Cam]

That goes ganja referral. Please enlighten us.

[Peyton]

Wow, dude. I'm literally stumped. I don't have an answer for this. I'm gonna sit and think about it

[Cam]

in the shower, just fondling with it. And I was like, man, play with it too. Too much. I just. Man. I was like, wow.

[Peyton]

I said, I think I almost just passed out. That is a fantastic question. Dare I look this up?

[Cam]

Ah, we should we? Should.

[Peyton]

Okay, I'm gonna look this up.

[Cam]

Should look it up. I still want. Okay, that matter of fact, this is your point. I want you right now in the comments to best explain it before looking it up. So pause right now. Put the comment in. How do smoke alarms work for carbon monoxide? Don't cheat.

[Peyton]

Okay, let's see.

[Cam]

We're gonna see who has the best answer.

[Peyton]

Let's see. Let's see what it says. It's loading, right?

[Cam]

Oh my God. Even, even the Internet is struggling.

[Peyton]

Standard smoke alarms actually don't detect carbon monoxide. Smoke and carbon monoxide are fundamentally different, so detecting them requires completely different technology. Smoke is made of physical airborne suit particles from combustion. Carbon monoxide is invisible. If a single device in your home monitors both, it's a combination of smoke co alarm. Inside the casing there's two separate sensors. So the sensors.

[Cam]

So there's a sensor. So okay, we're talking about the sensors. How does a sensor send something that's invisible and scentless?

[Peyton]

The sensor contains electro. The sensor. The sensor contains electrodes submerged in a chemical solution. Oh, there's bubbles in that. And if it. That makes sense. So the smell hits the bubbles, the bubbles start to pop, the pop turns on the alarm and the alarm goes.

[Cam]

And go. Came win a hip joint. A hip joint pot.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

You know what? People, crazy people are gonna clip it and then they're gonna leave off the answer.

[Cam]

Oh, 100. So here's another question. Now. I saw, I saw this.

[Peyton]

A lot of questions.

[Cam]

I saw this on my for you page.

[Peyton]

On your fyp.

[Cam]

My fyp. My fyp. I want to.

[Peyton]

For your pleasure.

[Cam]

I want to F my P. On my fyp. Shine bright like a diamond. I just said diamond.

[Peyton]

Shine white like a camera.

[Cam]

I don't know why this always makes me blush.

[Peyton]

We're beautiful like Camerons in the sky. Shine bright like a cow.

[Cam]

Shine by like a cow.

[Peyton]

Shine by like a Cowan. Beautiful like cow winds in the sky. Thank you. I choose to become win.

[Cam]

Okay. Straight to it.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

We're both gonna answer this question. Sure. I think it should be pretty obvious. You get to pick any of your friends to spend an entire week with in one room. One room. No wi fi, no phones, no entertainment, no electricity. You're just in a room.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Purely vibe. Yes. If you last an entire week, y' all split $10 million evenly. Oh. If at any given point you leave, you leave with absolutely nothing. Okay, we're gonna answer this on 3. Who you would bring? Just say the friend. Okay.

[Peyton]

That's easy.

[Cam]

Yeah. One, two, three.

[Peyton]

Cameron.

[Cam]

I'm sorry. I did not think you were gonna pick me. I did not think. Hold on, hold on. I got so awkward so quick. I did not. I could have been. I literally told my wife last night. I said, oh, I'm gonna ask this. I did not think you were gonna pick you.

[Peyton]

Didn't think I was gonna pick you.

[Cam]

I thought you were gonna pick Sarah.

[Peyton]

I don't have any other friends, Cam. I don't have friends,

[Cam]

Dude. Okay, okay, okay. We. Hey. I could salvage this. Hold on now.

[Peyton]

Why?

[Cam]

I can salvage this.

[Peyton]

Why'd you not. Why'd you not pick me?

[Cam]

So I went with Ryan. I went with ryan. I'd say 30%. My heart's Palpatine. I think 30% of my answer was based on. I didn't think you were gonna pick me. Now, the other 70% is I have no other friends.

[Peyton]

So you did that knowing you were gonna hurt.

[Cam]

Hurt me.

[Peyton]

You did that to hurt me.

[Cam]

I did not do that to hurt you. I thought a partner can definitely classify. I would not pick. By the way, I picked Ryan. I stand firm on the Ryan now. I thought you were gonna go Sarah route. It wouldn't sting as bad. I'm sorry. 30% was because I thought you were gonna go Sarah. 70% is. I do truly believe after 48 hours, you'd be miserable to be with. I think it'd be pretty rough. I think.

[Peyton]

Oh, so now I'm miserable to be around no list.

[Cam]

Don't. You're not.

[Peyton]

Don't you do this to hurt me.

[Cam]

No, you know, this is. Stop. Get this sad boy.

[Peyton]

You literally just said you're not picking me, and I'm miserable to be around

[Cam]

after 48 hours of no phone electricity.

[Peyton]

Oh, we.

[Cam]

You had a phone? Your Phone is surgically glued to your hand. If no phone, no entertainment for $10 million, no Wi Fi. Peyton, you would like on day three, you would try to fight me or help me.

[Peyton]

How long were we in there?

[Cam]

A week? Seven days for 10 mil.

[Peyton]

Cam, that's p. That's crazy. P. First of all, if we were in there together, I would earn more of that 10 million than you would.

[Cam]

No, you wouldn't. And that's not the stipulation.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. That's why you're not picking me. Because you know I would deserve more of that money because I would make it a better time than you would.

[Cam]

Absolutely not.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's okay.

[Cam]

You would lose your. Okay, let's argue.

[Peyton]

No, I wouldn't. Knowing there's $10 million.

[Cam]

Peyton, you would lose your mind.

[Peyton]

No, I wouldn't. For $10 million. Cam, I would do. Name something. I would do it for 10 million right now. Yep, name it.

[Cam]

No, you. You can't. First off, it's 5 million. You'd only get 5.

[Peyton]

You said 10.

[Cam]

It's 10. But we're splitting it evenly now.

[Peyton]

We're not.

[Cam]

Oh, oh, yeah, we are.

[Peyton]

No, you're. No, we're not. Because I would earn more of the 10.

[Cam]

You.

[Peyton]

That's.

[Cam]

You didn't make the rules. We got gifted this chance.

[Peyton]

Well, I guess we'll never know. Have fun with Ryan.

[Cam]

Two days after. Two days of just vibe. What? How many.

[Peyton]

You're not a vibe. I'm a vibe.

[Cam]

What are you gonna do?

[Peyton]

You want people to help pick you your non fun up. That's why you want Ryan. Me and Ryan are fun. You're not fun. You'd be the one holding the whole group down. Oh, dude, this sucks. I can't. I can't do any.

[Cam]

I might be clicking and I might be making beats. You'd literally be like this in the corner. Get me out of here. Get me out of here. Remind me of the Timmy. Tell me everything I can buy with $5 million. T. Get me out of here.

[Peyton]

It's crazy.

[Cam]

Ah. Where is it? Where is it? It? Oh, sad boy face my butt.

[Peyton]

Can't wait till I see edits about this. And it's like it. It starts on Tik tok. It's going to start with you asking the question, you picking Ryan, you saying I'm miserable. And then it's going to go to a black and white silhouette of all of the mean things you've ever said to me, and me having bad reactions. And then all the comments under it are going to say it is really crazy how Cam treats Peyton. I can't wait to see that. Tik Tok.

[Cam]

Relax, Christopher Nolan.

[Peyton]

You just gave him the game plan

[Cam]

to make the best like.

[Peyton]

Like.

[Cam]

Like villain arc edit.

[Peyton]

I don't know.

[Cam]

That is. And you're playing this sad boy act.

[Peyton]

I'm not playing it. It is offensive. It is.

[Cam]

That's not even your voice right now. I am not playing it. It is offensive. Oh, no. He's a liar. No, no, he is such a lie. Look, when he does this with his

[Peyton]

big lips and he goes, oh, now my lips are big. Now I have big, nasty lips. Oh, wow. What are you gonna do? Make monkey noises next? Wow. What else? What else?

[Cam]

Hey, I'll give you this. He is a. If you. If anyone ever wants to go down the. The pathway of dark arts and manipulation.

[Peyton]

And now I'm manipulative. I'm just. How are you reacting big to me? You're the one calling me these things because, you know, I'm miserable to be

[Cam]

around after 48 hours of no technology.

[Peyton]

I'm miserable to be around big, nasty, gross lips.

[Cam]

I never said gross or nasty. You're adding.

[Peyton]

What else did you say?

[Cam]

I said you're manipulative.

[Peyton]

I'm manipulative. That's true.

[Cam]

Just factual.

[Peyton]

You called me homoerotic.

[Cam]

No, I did not.

[Peyton]

What else am I?

[Cam]

No, you're beautiful. And I think. I think we. I do think we could win.

[Peyton]

I don't even want to do this with you.

[Cam]

Jeez, I'm sorry.

[Peyton]

I would hate to be locked in a thing with you for a week, cuz you'd eat all the food.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no, no. I'd be good. I'd be good. I'd be good. It'd be. It'd be. It'd be hard. I know. I'd be miserable, too, after a certain point. I do think. I just think I would be less inclined to, like, tech and all that stuff. Like. Like you said I could just play with my fingers and snap and stuff and tickle it a little bit. And you'd be. It'd be like a. Like Shutter island after a couple days. I mean, it'd be bad, bro. You'd be. It'd be bad.

[Peyton]

Well, hopefully somebody in the comments knows my worth and my life.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

And finds value in me. And I would love if somebody in the comments would put it. If they would like to be stuck with me in a room for a week.

[Cam]

Oh, somebody please put that in the comments.

[Peyton]

It's okay. I would love for somebody to make me feel like I am important

[Cam]

production. Yeah. We need the fake tears. We need the mist gun over here right now. Get it. We're getting to the. We're getting to the climax of the scene. Let's get it. Fake tears in three, two, hold by and go.

[Peyton]

Dude, that's a common thing that you've done on tour this whole time is make fun of me.

[Cam]

Now it's the whole. Now it's the whole summer.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

One question.

[Peyton]

It makes me feel less than. And if you want to see more of the recap where we talk about that. It came out last week on Patreon. The whole Leg 2 Tour recap is available on our Patreon. Wow. Any tier. You can't just join the Patreon for free and get it. You just get any tier membership, and you get the Patreon exclusives that come out every single week and the quality royalty that came out last Friday for our top tier members. And there's going to be a Patreon exclusive that comes out this week that, you know, maybe we'll address some of the, you know, now there's allegations. It's not allegations.

[Cam]

It's just.

[Peyton]

It's pure fact. I mean, it's written in the stars. That's why after.

[Cam]

Now we're astronomers.

[Peyton]

And can I say, after the Dallas show, Cam's son called for me and not him. So that did happen. You know what babies. Babies know good hearts. It's kind of like dogs.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

That's why dogs growl at you.

[Cam]

No, dogs love me. Dogs love me. You hate dogs.

[Peyton]

No, I don't.

[Cam]

Name a single dog that you like that's not interconnected to you personally.

[Peyton]

What does that mean? Like, name a random dog I've seen that I like.

[Cam]

Like, you won't touch random dogs.

[Peyton]

You don't. You don't? No, I don't want to touch other people's animals.

[Cam]

I will scratch your boxer's hind end in the middle of the street. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Cause you don't understand consent. Thank you guys for coming to this episode of the you should know podcast. We found out a lot about Cam Cosby. Whenever you're walking down the street, hide your dog. He's touching his hind end without asking because he loves dogs. What do you want me to do? I just love dogs.

[Cam]

I said come here, doggy. Oh, oh, oh, oh. You like that? Oh, oh, oh.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Get us out of here, man.

[Cam]

Get us out of.

[Peyton]

What's the. What's the code?

[Cam]

He's the word. He's the best.

[Peyton]

And I'm the worst. Manipulative, big lips, homoerotic, miserable to be around. Too dark. What else is in the guy?

[Cam]

Never said homoerotic. I never said that. Or too darkness. He's, he's the best person ever. I love him so, so, so much.

[Peyton]

Not the best person ever. That's Ryan.

[Cam]

That's. We would just not win that $10 million anyway.

[Peyton]

I would win it because I would be fine to be in a room with you. You would hate. You'd leave. Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

I, I, I'd call it, I'd call it quits. Oh, my God. Oh, dude. As soon as the cat. As soon as the camera's cut, I'm punching him in the face anyway.

[Peyton]

And he's gonna hit me. He's gonna, he's gonna touch my dog inappropriately. He's gonna hit me.

[Cam]

And I'm appreciate you. Come Back to episode 228 of the Chanel podcast. We absolutely love you and we appreciate each and every single one of you. That top link in the description right there is our koala club. It is our Patreon. We have Koala, Cubs, prime and Royalty. Three different tiers. So many different things of exclusive content. And that top, top one, Royalty. You had an entire episode just for you. That came out a couple days ago this last Friday. And that happens every single month. As long as a, as, as long as. Along with, along with is what I meant to say. Along with a live stream that is only for yalls eyes. Every single month and everything else. And if you are in the Koala club, you get every single thing, every piece of information, every announcement first.

[Peyton]

You all right?

[Cam]

Yes. I'm struggling because I'm laughing and I just lied because I'm not laughing. I'm really stupid.

[Peyton]

You gotta get out here. Gotta get out. But we have some bears. Don't make it home to Christmas. And we'll see you next time. Australia, uk. We're coming to you in September. Get your tickets right now. Link in the description.

[Cam]

I am drenched in sweat. I'm starting to smell like.

[Peyton]

Don't worry, I won't smell you for a week. Ryan will.