THE ANXIETY QUIZ CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast - Episode 220: THE ANXIETY QUIZ CHALLENGE!

Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Release Date: June 8, 2026
Podcast Theme: Hilarious, candid friendship banter, oversharing, storytelling, and challenges

Episode Overview

This episode marks the return of co-host Cam after becoming a father for the second time. The bulk of the episode is classic Peyton-and-Cam: a mixture of embarrassing personal stories, playful jabs, and tangents about everything from newborn babies to fast food "hot takes." The highlight is their Anxiety Quiz Challenge, in the form of a Family-Feud-style “Fast Money” game—with predictably chaotic results fueled by Peyton's anxiety. The hosts also discuss celebrity run-ins, the weirdest gas station behavior, and the dubious joys of late-night Taco Bell.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Cam’s Return and New Baby Stories (03:15–07:59)

• Cam’s second child, Mylan: Peyton congratulates Cam, but the conversation quickly dissolves into jokes about newborns looking like old men, sleeper-agent babies, and Benjamin Button references.
• Baby update drama: Peyton reveals he felt slighted by how he learned about the birth—through his girlfriend, not directly from Cam. This triggers a comedic but heartfelt argument about communication, brotherhood, and over-the-top loyalty.
• Notable quote:
  Peyton: “I find out my nephew was born through my girlfriend, who you’ve known for a p. today.” (11:44)
• Cam’s take: Cam confesses he was overwhelmed at the hospital, juggling paperwork, medical updates, and family, humorously defending his lack of communication.

2. Gross-out Parenting Stories (16:00–24:45)

• Horror of sleepless newborn nights: Cam details a night of marathon feedings, ending with a graphic adult accident. Peyton roasts him for the play-by-play, launching the pair into a competition of who is more disgusting.
• Notable moment:
  Cam: “I threw my legs up…and I literally sht myself and my sht got on my bed, on my white angelic bed sheets, there was a stain from a grown 28-year-old father…” (18:39)
• Peyton’s reaction is pure disbelief: “The fact that you’re telling me you shot a cannon of poop that was so powerful it went out of your underwear…” (19:29)

3. Celebrity Encounters at Kane Brown’s Bar (25:12–38:19)

• Peyton’s VIP Nashville trip: Recap of Peyton attending Kane Brown’s bar opening, rubbing elbows—and making awkward “Big Time Rush” puns—with celebrities like Jason Aldean, Tim the Tatman, Kurt Warner, Tony Romo, and Patrick Mahomes.
• Big reveal: Patrick Mahomes recognized Peyton from the podcast! (35:47)
• Notable quote:
  Patrick Mahomes: “Yeah, I know who you are.” (35:48)
• Peyton’s glee: Peyton compares the experience to being a “jealous girlfriend” when others try to talk to Mahomes.
• Reflecting on their reach: The hosts speculate about who else (LeBron? The Weeknd?) has seen their content.

4. Extended Tangent: Gross Earring Backs (42:09–45:41)

• Peyton challenges Cam to sniff his earring back for $500 (or $100); Cam’s visceral reaction nearly causes a podcast incident.
• “That smell…is like you took molded provolone…that would literally fck up an uncontacted tribe.”* (44:24, Cam)

5. Fast Food “WORST OF ALL TIME” Hot Takes (50:58–64:41)

• Peyton lists what he considers the five worst fast food chains:
  1. Taco Bell (“You are eating possum foot.”)
  2. Subway
  3. Jack in the Box
  4. Long John Silver’s
  5. Five Guys
• Heated debate ensues. Cam defends Taco Bell as a late-night legend ("2am, all these other little idiots don’t want to work. We got you"), while Peyton insists if you only eat it drunk, it’s a bad sign.
• Notable moment:
  Cam: “If a study came out and told me what’s inside Taco Bell and it was abysmal, you would still eat it!” (63:11)

6. Gas Station Shopping Insanity (66:18–71:41)

• Cam witnesses a woman spend $483 on scratch-off lottery tickets, spitting out orders in “pig Latin auctioneer” mode, as a line of furious customers grows.
• Group discusses acceptable gas station purchase amounts and keychain/magnet gift etiquette.
• "If I pull out my car keys and it's my name flashing with the Bellagio fountain behind it...I have no respect." (71:04, Cam)

7. Magnets and Screwdrivers: Kitchen Table Science Escalates (73:43–80:50)

• Tangent spins out about whether fridges are “meant to be magnetic,” with Peyton going so far as to call Home Depot on air for expert opinion on magnetic vs. non-magnetic screwdrivers. (78:12)
• Notable quote (from Home Depot guy):
  "No, they make it on purpose. So it'll be magnetizing the screw." (79:04)

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Anxiety Quiz Challenge (“Fast Money” Game)

(82:10–94:41)

• Set Up: Classic Family Feud “Fast Money” round. Cam excels with straightforward answers; Peyton’s anxiety derails his responses.
• Highlights:
  • Peyton’s answers spiral:
    Q: “Name something you do every morning.”
    A: “Wake up.” (Not on the board)
    • Cam and Peyton both say “pillow” and “burger” in duplicate, negating points.
  • The purse question:
    Peyton: “A gun.” (84:07) Cam: “Lipstick.”
    • Judges lose composure.
  • After a disastrous round, they do a do-over and, after much confusion, narrowly eek out a win thanks to Peyton finally answering "laundry" (94:13).
  • Cam: “You had—you might as well not have played. Like, you did nothing.” (88:12)

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Notable Quotes and Comedic Exchanges

• On celebrity recognition:
  Peyton: “Patrick Mahomes knows who we are.” (26:08) Cam: “Patrick Mahomes has seen us. That’s nuts.” (38:50)

• On Taco Bell:
  Cam: “If a study came out and told me what’s inside Taco Bell and it was abysmal, you would still eat it.” (63:11)

• On gas station lottery:
  Cam: “She tries to scratch [the ticket]...a blue collar guy literally said, ‘No, get out. Nope. Get out.’” (69:04)

• On “playing along” with Peyton’s earring challenge:
  Cam: “That smell…would clear an uncontacted tribe.” (44:24)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | |---------------|----------------------------------------------------------| | 03:15–07:59 | Cam’s second baby, paternity leave, comedic baby talk | | 07:59–16:00 | Peyton upset about not being told about the birth | | 16:00–24:45 | Cam’s sleep-deprived disaster and gross-out stories | | 25:12–38:19 | Peyton’s celeb-filled Nashville trip/Patrick Mahomes story| | 42:09–45:41 | Peyton dares Cam to sniff earring backs—chaos ensues | | 50:58–64:41 | The "Worst Fast Food of All Time" debate | | 66:18–71:41 | Gas station shopping, keychains, and magnets debate | | 73:43–80:50 | Magnets: The great screwdriver call-in bit | | 82:10–94:41 | Anxiety Quiz Challenge (Fast Money) |

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Overall Tone

Chaotic, unfiltered, and playful. Cam and Peyton are unafraid to overshare, roast each other, and double down on their hot takes, all while veering from heartfelt to hysterical in seconds.

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Takeaways

• Cam’s return after baby #2 brings classic chaos and new material for their ongoing “gross dad” saga.
• Peyton’s FOMO and anxiety fuel both the drama and comedy.
• Their profiles are rising, as proven by Patrick Mahomes’s shoutout.
• Fast food opinions are not for the faint of heart.
• The Fast Money quiz round both confirms and compounds Peyton’s anxiety, providing hilarious podcast gold.
• At the heart: two friends channeling their real-life friendship, for better, worse…and frequently, for laughs.

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For access to uncensored and early episodes, including extra Anxiety Quiz rounds, check out their Patreon as plugged near the end.

Transcript

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What's up, guys? It's Peyton and Cam from the youe Should Know podcast. Did you know you can watch the you Should Know podcast on Spotify?

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The you Should Know podcast.

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Hey, everybody.

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Welcome back to you should know podcast, episode 220. We got co host Cam back in the studio.

[B]

Oh, yeah, man.

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Yeah, man.

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Go. Whoa, whoa.

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Sit down, Sit down.

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What?

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Sit down. What happened? Are those Lorax underwear?

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Look. Oh, very orange. Very orange.

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Under.

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Okay.

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At a certain point, tongue is orange. Your tongue is, like, yellow almost. I know. It's the espresso. It is. It is a terrible.

[A]

I got the jaundice of the tongue.

[B]

It looks infected. Dude.

[A]

Okay, I have. Dude, no, I know. It's bad. No, it's bad. You know, I've seen it. No, I've seen it. That's what I was about to say. Every time I go back on a Monday and, like, watch the episode once it comes out, y' all should watch it too. I look at the beginning of the episode, and my tongue is just gnarly brown.

[B]

I mean, it's like. It's. It's almost like an eyesore. It's like a car.

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It's a really rough watch at the beginning.

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I'm like, ah, God, you gotta get past it. I'm like, I can't stop looking at it. It is bad.

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It's really disgusting. So basically, I have a double shot of espresso before every recording just so I can be locked in and prone.

[B]

Get locked in and prone. I'll prone your lock in. But get down and prone right now.

[A]

I don't know. What does that mean?

[B]

Oh, that's Call of Duty. That's how I know. Oh, that's how I know you had. That's how I absolutely know you had girls. Oh, dude. Sixth grade Cam. Never would have met sixth grade p. No, never.

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But I have a double shot of espresso before ever recording. And one of the side effects is brown tongue syndrome. It looks like I ate the of an orangutan.

[B]

Oh. Oh, yeah. You were sitting there just going right at a proboscis monkey. Just right there on the back door. That little probosa said, oh, my God,

[A]

if you could any animal, which one would it be?

[B]

I'm just kidding. I'd say I'd give him a reach out on his nose.

[A]

Dude, honestly, I'm thinking of Peacock, because at least give me a show. Oh, no, I have A. I have

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a feeling now this isn't to be rude to the peacock community. They got bad box. I don't see a peacock having a good, like, reproductive system. Genuinely hairy. A seahorse.

[A]

Have to be good this big. Yeah, I'm not saying. I'd say to scale. It would be fine.

[B]

I was about to say creep. Or if you're talking about peacocks, but seahorses, where I draw the line. No, probably a good one. Dude, when you really sit and think about it.

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Yeah.

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Like a. Some form of.

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You say snail because the slime.

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No, no, no, no.

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I was gonna say like a. I was gonna say like a snake, but I just don't know where it goes

[A]

to give or receive.

[B]

I don't. I think they both be. It'd be kind of. Oh, yeah.

[A]

This is a bad conversation, man. Dude. Okay. Speaking of reproducing. Yo.

[B]

Crazy segue. Crazy segue. Snakes and monkeys.

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Now we're speaking of reproducing. Cam is officially back. He officially has his second child.

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Hey.

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Official. Official.

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Officially. Official. Official.

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So, Cam, you have two kids now, man.

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Two dose.

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The last couple episodes have been pre recorded. They have, because Cam's been on paternity leave. Maternity.

[B]

Maternity's for the. The woman and mom. Maternity. Mom. P. Papa. Paternity.

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I didn't know that was a thing until I met you. Yeah, you're on. You're on.

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This corporate America, it's.

[A]

We're not in corporate America.

[B]

No, we're not the. You're a totem. Oh, y' all had a kid. They're like, yeah, you don't get to go anywhere. And I was like, really?

[A]

I thought you just made that up to take advantage of me.

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Oh, no, no. It's a real thing. I'm like, dude, industry average is like, three months, man. I don't know. I mean, it's gonna be a lot of legwork from us on the front end. But, I mean, hell, I think. I mean, if you don't do it, you could get canceled. Let's just say I do. I threaten you.

[A]

Yeah. But Cam officially has a second kid.

[B]

The kid's name is Mylan. M Y L, A N. Mylan. Mylan.

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Mylan. Michael.

[B]

Oh, yeah, this is Milan. Yeah.

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Michael Mylon. Michael, man. Congratulations. Your kid's cute.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Little kid.

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Dude.

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Small. Little.

[B]

You. Six pounds, 13 ounces. That's not. I mean, that's pretty small. That's kind. That's close to industry average, but it's. I think it's. He seems crazy small to Us. Because we're always holding. Throwing Malachi around.

[A]

No, he's just little in general. I don't think Malachi is anything. I don't hold babies regardless.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

He's just a little kid, but he's gonna. He's tall. I could. The kid's gonna be length.

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He was.

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Big feet. Big eyes.

[B]

Oh, dude. Big eyes. I mean, you want to talk about live? Liv bled through on that. Holy. Like looking at an owl. Yeah, he's like it. Big eyes.

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Can I say something about your son?

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Keep it respectful.

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Your new baby. You just had a baby.

[B]

Yeah, just had a baby. We're gonna say that again. Just had a beautiful little baby. Keep it respectful. Floor is yours.

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Can I say something about my.

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Yeah, go for it. Is.

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Does he give you weird vi. Yeah.

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Oh, he's gonna see this one day. He does. Dude, he gets creepy.

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Yeah.

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He gets a little creep by. He'll be sitting there chilling, and he's like. He goes, yeah. And they're looking go. It's just. It's a lot of, like. It's. It's like so much. He has so much emotion right here, nowhere else.

[A]

Yeah. And it's, like, creepy. I feel like he's got a little bit of the Benjamin Button going on.

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Oh, God. Does he look old?

[A]

I'm like. I'm like, did you get born at 64?

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Oh, yeah. He's working backwards. 100. He is. He legit. Looks like a little old man.

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Yeah.

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It's kind of cute. And then sometimes I'm just like, God,

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I feel like he knows something that we don't.

[B]

I feel like I'm holding, like, a herald. Like a. Like a Edward or something. Mylon. Mylan's a cute little whatever kind of newish name I'm looking at like a Clarence. Yeah, Calvin. I'm just like, God.

[A]

Yeah, that's a Marvin right there.

[B]

Oh, God, dude.

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Old.

[B]

Old. He does know some we don't know.

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Oh, yeah.

[B]

And it pisses me off because I genuinely believe that I. He gives the vibe. Like, he knows how to act and sleep good and stuff, but he's just, like, milking it.

[A]

Yeah. He's like one of those dogs.

[B]

Advantage of it. Yeah.

[A]

You've read a dog. And I'm like, you definitely know what I'm talking about. You definitely understand me. And you could speak back.

[B]

And they just go. They go, no.

[A]

Yeah, that's. That's your answer. And then they're like.

[B]

They get caught in it. That's literally mine.

[A]

That's your New son. He gives like CIA agent, like he's an informant. I don't trust the guy.

[B]

He's a sleeper agent. Yeah, he's. He's just collecting all the metadata of my house. He's going to stand up at two months and walk out the front door? Yeah, he's going to go report back to Virginia. He's going to go right into. What's it called where the CIA is? Langley.

[A]

Langley, Langley. Walking to give them all the notes. 100%. But congratulations.

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Thank you, buddy.

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On your son, man.

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Thank you.

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Two under two, brother.

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Yeah.

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How about you stay off her?

[B]

Oh, wouldn't recommend. By the way, just quick psa. Don't do it. Yeah, I got to. I got to. I got to keep it out of. Stay off of her. I got to stay off her and keep it out. Good morning, lives, family. But no, we're not having a kid for a while. We're not having a kid for a while.

[A]

Yeah, he said that last week.

[B]

Well, no, we. Two for two under two was up for discussion. Yeah, three under three is. I mean, that's sacrificial. I mean, that's some.

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Weird. I don't even think health wise that can happen.

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Oh, live with. Dude, we'd have to. We'd find her under 75, she'd be under a bridge, and she got pregnant again. She'd go into a deep depression. Yeah, well, all right, we can skip over that. We can skim right past that one. But it's. What, like, he's. It's been wild, though.

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Congratulations, man. I'm very, very happy for you, bro. Thank you. I haven't talked about my end of it because that's important. Yeah, you're.

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Yeah. What are you. What's going on with you? Can I say this.

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Can I say this like this is an actual genuine thing I want to say?

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I'm nervous.

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The way I found out you had your second kid, honestly, broke my heart.

[B]

What do you mean?

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You really broke my trust the day your new son was born.

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Am I hearing you right? Yeah, I broke your trust. What the. What did I do? We had a baby and I said, hey, he's here.

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No, that's not what happened. You did not tell me when your second son was born.

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What do you want down to the second. What do you want? The doctor's initial and the text message? What are you talking.

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We've done everything together. Literally, whenever you got engaged, you asked for permission to.

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No, the. I did. I asked your permission.

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Yes, you did, man.

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You mind if I. You Mind if I just leave this brotherhood and I go marry off and get with Liv? Never happened.

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Well, there was definitely a serious discussion that happened between me and you and our time.

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Yeah, it was like ping pong. You were just the other side of the wall. I was just hitting ideas off of you. I was going back and forth.

[A]

Well, it meant something to me. And then the wedding. You're like. You talked to me about the wedding. Hey, should we do this? Is it okay if I do this? Like, the whole weird did with the rocks? That was. You ran that through me.

[B]

It was sand. It wasn't rocks. You. It was sad. I'm not running through. Okay?

[A]

And then. No, I'm not done. And then whenever your first son was born, literally that whole day of the birth, you were giving me hourly updates. You were texting me while your woman was cut open.

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Yeah, I was texting 20 people because I wasn't sure mama was gonna make it. I was given. I was given a play by play so I could have it logged to tell the doctors in the OR was looking rough. Okay.

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But regardless, even the day of the conception, I was there. I was in the next room.

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Yeah. Okay. Okay. And this time around, I drunk in Nashville. It's not my problem, but okay, listen.

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You told me, you know, how excited I am about having a new nephew.

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You know it. You know that. Yeah, you know it.

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And you know how much you mean to me. Yes, I thought you did.

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Oh, my God.

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And so that whole day, I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't think. I can't function. Right? I'm just sitting there.

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You can't do all. All. Any of those, regardless if I'm involved or not. You need 100 calories. You get stressed, you can't sleep, and you can't function with or without me.

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So I'm in Nashville, trying to enjoy my time, knowing that my brother's back in Dallas about to have a second kid. I'm sitting there, updates on my phone. I'm just waiting for an update. Waiting for an update. I'm blowing Cam's phone up all day. You know, I have anxiety.

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Yes.

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Not response. Makes me think something's happened that's not supposed to happen. So I'm freaking out. I'm panicking. I'm literally like, what the going on? I'm literally like, Sarah's next to me, right? This whole day, I see Sarah texting all day. You know Sarah doesn't have friends. Who are you texting? I know you. This is an absurd Amount of text on the day that Cam's about to have a second kid. So I'm like, what the going on? I'm texting, not getting responses, but Sarah's up there back and forthing with somebody. I text you. Your wife had a C section.

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Yes.

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So it was, like, scheduled of what time this is supposed to happen.

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Yes.

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I remembered that time because I'm a good friend.

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Good friend.

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So I text you, and I go, sorry.

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Wow. Wow.

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I text you, and I go, did it happen? Eyeball emoji.

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You did.

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No response.

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Yeah.

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So I'm sitting there for an hour, and I go up to Sarah, and I'm like, hey, Sarah. Camsell hasn't texted me back about if his second kid's born. She goes, oh, wait, I have a picture of him. Are you kidding me? I find out that my nephew was born through my girlfriend, who you've known

[B]

for a p. Today.

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You've known her for three seconds. Cameron, your wife is literally cut open. Just brought life into this world and was able to take a picture.

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She did not take a picture, text

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my girlfriend, and send it before you

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can even give me a response. Okay, let me clear the air. That might be true. Everything is. I mean, it's kind of sad. Everything said is true. Let's just.

[A]

We'll call spade of spade.

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That's true. But you are not the only one with ADHD or anxiety. Especially when my wife is on a table getting cauterized in. A human alien's getting pulled out of her. So lot of going through big papa's head, right? Got family sitting there waiting. Got papers. I got assigned. Oh, the kid's foot looks good. Oh, let's test him for this. Let's prick his ankle here. Oh, does the head work? His neck works. Let's check the arms.

[A]

So what? I'm not supposed to be involved in any of that.

[B]

You. You want me to text you and tell you that? Hey, his jaundice levels are Registering at an 8.8. He's good. That's. That's very low under the security line.

[A]

Literally, for the first kid, you sent me, like, a picture. Like, you hunted him like this. He was held up like this. You're holding him by the neck like it was a fresh kill.

[B]

Okay, well, then, okay, with this one,

[A]

I can't even get a text. Like, yeah, he made it. He's here. We're good. Just. I didn't need a picture, but I would have just accepted. Yeah, fine. He's here. You're good, bro. Thank you.

[B]

Nobody Got a text.

[A]

It wasn't you.

[B]

Nobody. Nobody got a text.

[A]

It wasn't just you.

[B]

Get your panties out of wide, you little prissy. It wasn't just you.

[A]

You understand that's wrong, though. I can't.

[B]

Okay? Hindsight's always 20 20. There's a lot of going on. Liv was actually not loopy this time, so I had to entertain her, had to talk to her.

[A]

He was able to talk to Sarah.

[B]

She did. Oh, my God. That was after the phone. Do you. First off, first off, multiple things happened. We woke up at. I woke up at 3am to vomit in a hotel, in a. In a Best Western. I literally woke up to. Ow.

[A]

You were throwing up.

[B]

No, I was sleeping like an angel. My wife was throwing up. She was anxious. Oh, I woke up at 3am to vomit.

[A]

Yeah.

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Did not go. Just been awake, been awake, been awake. Wife cut open. Baby here.

[A]

Everything was good.

[B]

Check off, check off now. Oh, now it's time to feed mommy. Still can't hold her because she's numb. Because she has a spinal tap. Oh, I got a feed. Oh, got to change meconium diaper.

[A]

Oops, oops, oops, oops.

[B]

Sign this. Sign that.

[A]

You're literally watching my story on Instagram, so I know you're on your phone. It's okay. I'm just trying to say that. How much longer does this have? Right? Like, you know what I mean?

[B]

This is an eternal thing. You can't get away from me if you want.

[A]

Oh, it doesn't feel that way. That's all I'm trying to say.

[B]

Oh, bite me. Oh, you want it? Okay, next time I'm saying this right here. Episode 220. When I have a third kid, if we ever do whenever the hell that is in the future, you're gonna get a play by play that's literally just. I might send you a picture live on the table.

[A]

Please.

[B]

You're gonna get a play by play that looks like it was. It was written up by John Madden. You are going to get a Bill Belichick of a playbook of this third kid and I don't want to hear a peep.

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I don't want.

[B]

You better have your red receipts on. I don't want you to deflect anything.

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

You go. Hey, Just took a. There's the proof. Hey. Wife's getting sliced open in five minutes. Hey, this is Dr. Spinodo. I'm gonna give you everything.

[A]

That's fine. See, this is the toxic part of our relationship is. I just Asked for a little extra and you have to make me feel bad like that.

[B]

Asking for a little extra is bro, like, super happy that the kid was here and everything is happy, healthy. I can, I actually can't even imagine how weird and stressful and how you know, much that is. But, dude, you know, maybe just text me next time. I was worrying. Anyway, have a great day. Get some rest. You said. Yo, you didn't clear it through me, you know, how much. Dude, are we even friends? Are we even boys? That's what, as you said. Yeah, you can't call me black and white when you're doing that too.

[A]

That's why you wish you were black and white.

[B]

Yeah, I do.

[A]

No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, but that's, that's, I just wanted to clear the air. It's been, I've been festering for a while.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, I'm glad you did because that, you didn't say peep about that.

[A]

Yeah, I know. I kept it inside, dude.

[B]

Okay, can I tell you something? This now, I, I hinted at this a couple days ago and it was so revolutionary for me.

[A]

Okay, what happened?

[B]

I, I, it was a very small hint. I called you and I was like the craziest ever happened to me this morning, but I can't tell you about it.

[A]

Oh, you did.

[B]

And I have saved that for this right here.

[A]

Oh, please tell me the craziest ever happened to you.

[B]

For anyone that wants a baby, this is just a small little sneak peek of what could possibly happen.

[A]

What happened?

[B]

All right, this is fourth, fifth day out of the hospital. Typical bedtime. Malachite goes down. We're starting to hit the hay. We're watching a show and Mylan's asleep. It's probably 10, 10pm yeah, right? A lot of movement. There's so much movement. No, you're good.

[D]

You're good.

[B]

It's about 10pm you know, Mylan's asleep. We're watching a show.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

Now, knowing he's gonna wake up at 12, I'm like, I'm a thug it out. Liv, you can go to bed, babe. I'm just gonna watch this show. I can't go to sleep for one hour and then wake up? It'll me up even more. Okay, so I'm awake. 12 o' clock hits. It's been three hours. I gotta wake him up and feed him. Everything's Gucci. The whole thing takes about an hour. Put him back down at one.

[A]

I'm lost in the times now. Oh, yeah, it's too many times now.

[B]

It gets deep.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

1am he goes back down. I go to close my eyes, fast forward. He does not get well rested. He doesn't get comfy enough till 4:30.

[A]

It's three hours.

[B]

That's three and a half hours. Don't you dare skip my 30 minutes. Because every waking second.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Is rough.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

4:30, he goes to sleep. He wakes up at 5:15. I've been asleep for 45 minutes. Yeah.

[A]

I mean it sounds like new dad since 10. Yeah.

[B]

Okay. He wakes up, we feed him again. He has his baby burp. It can't come out. We finally get him laid down, he's starting to go to sleep. He falls asleep in Liv's arm. I'm just sitting there, delusional next to her. Do you need anything? Because she's still recovering. So anytime. I got to go grab something, it's me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you need anything, babe? All of a sudden Mylon's dead asleep. He goes, throws up, gets all on Liv's neck, soils her clothes, soaks his, soaks everything he has on. And then the vomit's just resting in his face.

[A]

That's disgusting.

[B]

Absolutely disgusting.

[A]

Yeah, no, he's got to have some better couth take care of him.

[B]

Put him in the bed. He then.

[A]

Right, right.

[B]

This is a horror. This is a horror story.

[A]

This sounds like. But this sounds like baby stuff.

[B]

Oh, it's baby stuff. Till. Until this part. He put him down. It's 6:30, we finally go to bed.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I sleep for two and a half hours. I wake up at 9:00 clock. And the first thing I do, because I was awake all night, my digestive tracts thrown right, I wake up. Oh, hey, good morning, babe. Oh God. Oh, I got a fart. I throw my legs up.

[A]

Why?

[B]

And I literally myself and my got on my bed, on my bed, on my white angelic bed sheets, there was a stain from a grown 28 year old father of two that had the gallery to literally go like this. I blew a hole through my underwear.

[A]

You had on drawers?

[B]

Oh, they're gone now. They're in the.

[A]

No, no, you had on draws when this happened.

[B]

That's all I had on. Wait, draws in my cross. Draws in Jesus.

[A]

When you, when you said this, I was envisioning butt naked.

[B]

Oh, if I'd have been butt naked. No, no, dude, I can't sleep butt naked. Way too small, dude. I wake up not confident.

[A]

Doesn't matter. The fact that you're telling me that you shot a cannon of poop that was so powerful that it went out of your underwear. No, you're just grazing past that.

[B]

That's the crazy part of it. It split the seams in the draws. It literally removed someone's work. Think about that. A machine sewed it to where. This is good. It can contain your. And I shot with such velocity. My poop. My poop literally went like this so fast. The draws went and opened up like Moses. And then I painted my angelic white sheets, and it literally went. Okay, I want you to guess what my first word was.

[A]

What?

[B]

I said. I just. Myself. I mean, I was. All tiredness was gone. All tiredness was gone. I literally was dead tired.

[A]

I could.

[B]

I couldn't even open my eyes. And I went, listen, I just myself. I said, no, I myself and live. Literally, one eye open, lift goes. You always say that. It never happens. It never. Oh, my God. And I went, no, I. My pants. I. My pants. I looked down, and I'm talking like a. It was a cleanable amount of poop. Like, it wasn't like a.

[A]

Was it just, like, the stain or was there thickness reserve?

[B]

Oh, no, it was there.

[A]

Mean potatoes.

[B]

It was like a. Like a melted Laffy Taffy. Like, it wasn't too bad, but it was. It was. There was some density.

[A]

It wasn't just the broth. It had chicken noodle in it.

[B]

A little bit of noodle. Like, one noodle. And I. I was absolutely mind blown. I was mind blown. I started walking around the room with draws on my bed. My son and my wife right there. And I'm. I'm literally.

[A]

Did Liv see this?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What'd she say when she saw it?

[B]

She said. She was like, no. Why? You finally did it? Because she's.

[A]

Your household's going to hell. No, the first words that your wife is, you finally did it is insane.

[B]

She's. I mean, this is on the pot. She herself, like, four times. Like, she. I don't know. She has no. No security.

[A]

I mean, remind me to never spend the night at that house.

[B]

Yeah, no, just don't sleep in our bed. But, dude, it was the craziest ever seen.

[A]

Oh, my God. My girlfriend slept in that bed.

[B]

Yeah, well, that was pre. Those. Pre times. This is post. Don't sleep there anymore, Kim. It split my.

[A]

I have a couple of questions.

[B]

Why? What.

[A]

What possessed you to hit this? I really don't possess you to get in this position. I mean, I look breathable right now.

[B]

You do. I don't know, bro. Why? I don't know. The devil was working overtime. I don't know. Because I really think if I just would have laid flat and kept it, it probably would have been like a blowout. Probably went up the back maybe.

[A]

But no, I think the problem is, is that one you lifted so it created more airway. And then two. Did you push or did you just let it come out?

[B]

Oh, I pushed like a son of trying to PR on a squat. Cause my stomach was up, bro. I didn't get to sleep. My food didn't get to digest properly. I woke up, I was like, oh, oh no. Oh no. And I went, I myself. I said, I myself, I've done it. I've my bed. I've myself. And Livlu said, what do you mean no? You always say that. You never do. Oh, my God. My God, you finally did it. No.

[A]

You are disgusting, bro.

[B]

And it makes me more sad realizing that there was at the time like a seven day old baby six feet away from just open fecal matter from his father.

[A]

How quick did he. How long did y' all take to clean the sheets after?

[B]

Oh, dude, her mom stayed the night. My mom was there. It was a whole espionage mission for no one to see.

[A]

But how long did it take for you to wash your sheets? It's after that happened,

[B]

about an hour. About an hour. Oh, I cleaned it immediately. No, no, I did. I cleaned it immediately. But to rip the sheet off the bed and throw that in there, it.

[A]

Yeah, you let those sheets stay on that bed for an hour, Cam, I cleaned it immediately.

[B]

That was the first thing I did. Told you. I stood up. I had. I was hitting a little wobble. I went straight to the kitchen. I was holding my little pinto bean of a meat sack.

[A]

Stop right now. You yourself and the first thing you do is go to the kitchen.

[B]

I had to get the cleaning supplies. Yeah, wash your. That's true. Dude, you can't. I can't win with you. You said, oh, you didn't take them off immediately. And now. So you didn't wash first thing.

[A]

This is the order of operations of you yourself immediately go clean your.

[B]

No, dude, I'm already. I'm already spoiled. I had. I need to take care of the sheets.

[A]

I am.

[B]

I mean, I'm. There's no wash. I have to get in the. I have to take a shower, bro. It's not like a. Oh, let's hit a little rose water wipe. I have to shower. It was. It was insane. I've. It was like a mucus plug.

[A]

You didn't wash your hands after, did you? It's.

[B]

Oh, dude, I sanitize the hell out of them.

[A]

Sanitized.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

You didn't wash.

[B]

I washed with soap. And I literally, like, practically poured hand sanitizer.

[A]

House is disgusting, man. It was unbelievable. You're that. That white.

[B]

It was.

[A]

It's getting there, man.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I mean, dude, that reminds me. So while you were self. No, I haven't myself in a while. Close the other day. Real close the other day. Scary feeling. Because I like Sarah's reaction. My girlfriend. I like my girlfriend's reaction whenever I fart around her because she's so welcoming for it. And so sometimes, like, it makes me feel like at home, you know? So sometimes I like to, like, really push it out, like. Cause I want her to go, oh, babe, it's okay. Like, her telling me it's okay makes me feel good. So I was like, I needed some reassurance.

[B]

You need a therapy dog is what you need. You need a dog that can't communicate back with you. You can just fart around it. It'll give you emotion.

[A]

It'll be like, I don't want my. I don't want that.

[B]

Oh, you don't want that? You just want your girlfriend. Sniff flonase out of your nose. Oh, it's okay, babe. Do it more on me.

[A]

Anyway, whenever I was. Whenever. This weekend you had a kid. I went to Nashville.

[B]

Yeah, you did.

[A]

To Kane Brown's bar opening in Nashville. On Broadway.

[B]

KB Congrats, brother.

[A]

So our friend Kane Brown opened up his bar on Broadway in the middle of Nashville. If you don't know Broadway, it's basically this whole street in downtown Nashville that has a bunch of country singers. Like clubs. And bars.

[B]

And bars.

[A]

So Kane Brown invited us to go to the opening. Now, Cam couldn't go because it was the weekend you were having your second son. Peyton doesn't have responsibilities, so I went to Nashville. Right.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

Before we do that, I go into what I was going to say. I want to talk about this that I haven't talked about publicly. Whenever we went to Kane Brown's bar, I met Patrick Mahomes.

[B]

Oh, shake that little.

[A]

Shake that little muffin. Can I say I'm gonna drop the bomb here.

[B]

Drop the bomb.

[A]

Patrick Mahomes knows who we are.

[B]

Ooh. Ooh. Shit. I'll be your new Travis. Kelsey. Patrick. I'll be your Travis. I might not have the muscle, but I got the fade. I'll be your Travis.

[A]

Yes, sir. Patrick Mahomes knows who we are.

[B]

I met Patrick Mahomes. Man, that's unbelievable. That is unbelievable. QB1. QB1, dog.

[A]

So I go to Nashville for Kane Brown's bar opening, Right?

[B]

You go. And I met Patrick Mahomes. He started doing it again.

[A]

So I. I knew this was like a VIP opening. It was the day before the actual public opening.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So Kane invited us, but I didn't know who else was going to be there. I forget that Kane is so famous.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And there's going to be a lot of famous people there. I didn't know that. I walk into the bar, right? I'm a little early. Walk into the bar. I'm greeted with champagne. I'm drinking the champagne, right? And I'm like, okay, this is four floors of club. I want to see what this place is talking about. So I'm walking up the stairs. I go to the second floor, right? There's a new bar. I was like, oh, that means new drink. So I'm at. I go there. I'm ordering a drink. Can I have this? Can I have this? From my right, I was hearing a little kerfuffle.

[B]

A little bit of that kerfuffle.

[A]

I'm hearing a lot of foot traffic to my right. I look to my right, Jason Aldean right there by me, And I go, Mr. Aldean.

[B]

He goes, boy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Honestly, he goes, sup, boy?

[A]

I didn't say anything to him, but he was there. I was like, that's Jason Aldean.

[B]

Okay. Sick.

[A]

I'm drinking, having a good time. The music's going. The vibes are starting to pick up. More people are starting to show up, right? Another person walks in that I see Tim the tap man.

[B]

I go, oh, I remember you.

[A]

We hung out before in Dallas. He didn't remember me at all, but I was like, we hung out before, bro.

[B]

I'm a photograph.

[A]

Yeah. So we just talked. We. We caught up. It was all good. I was like, fantastic. I love this guy. Really nice guy.

[B]

Really funny guy.

[A]

I'm dancing some more. The night's starting to pick up some more to my other right. I mean, a lot of rides happening.

[B]

I go, I mean, we're hitting three.

[A]

I'm literally just going to 360 at this point.

[B]

You're just hitting, right? You go, oh, dude. Oh.

[A]

Keep going. It's exactly what's happening.

[B]

I hear you. Like, next floor, next floor.

[A]

But on my third right, I see a guy, and I'm like, I know you. Hats real low. Very sexy white beast. I mean, a sexy white guy.

[B]

Talk to me.

[A]

It's the guy from Big Time Rush. Forgot his name because I wasn't a big, Big Time Rush was a little past my time, but this is the closest I've gotten to High School Musical, so I was excited.

[B]

I was literally about to say it. I was like, oh, oh.

[A]

And you know what made it awkward at this point? I was four drinks in. Yeah. And I was like, oh, this guy's from Big Time Rush. So I turned into a thought. I walk up to him, and I was like, hey, this bar is pretty big time, ain't it?

[B]

I would have. I would have thrown up in my mouth if I was with you. Hey, this bar is pretty big time, ain't it? Hey, I'm gonna get upstairs, though. No rush. I would have my pants. Oh, my God.

[A]

That.

[B]

That's the most thottish pick me you've ever done.

[A]

Oh, I was such a. Oh, my God. Anyway, it was so embarrassing. He looked at you. I think his name was. I don't know if it was Kendall or the other guy with the mustache, but I forgot what his name was. He took it well, though. He goes, ha. I go. I go, all right.

[B]

I go, no problem.

[A]

I go, all right, we're going to the next floor.

[B]

He goes, sarah, no. Don't worry, babe. He just hasn't had enough drinks.

[A]

I go to the next floor, right? Start to dance some more. More drinks are coming now. We've made our way to this little section. Like, we've kind of created our own section with us famous people.

[B]

So you go. Me and the Big Time Rush guy,

[A]

so all of us really famous people, because I belong there. Are in this. On this wall, right? We're playing this wall, right?

[B]

Oh, nice.

[A]

Look to my right, and I'm like, God, I'm looking at somebody's nipple. This guy's tall.

[B]

Oh, guy.

[A]

Yeah, it's a guy nipple.

[B]

Oh, guy nipple.

[A]

I look to my right, I see a male nipple. I'm like, this is a tall guy.

[B]

To shirtless, too.

[A]

For you to be here, your chest to be a mile level, you must be tall undertaker. I look up Kurt Warner, I'm like, holy.

[B]

You want to talk about Kane's, like, list of friends?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, a straight, like, not strange, but just. I mean, it's.

[A]

It's everywhere.

[B]

It's every cuts all over the place.

[A]

It's everywhere.

[B]

Kurt Warner was there.

[A]

Yeah. Holy Kurt Warner's here. I was like, that's. Kurt smelled. Smelled fantastic. I kept following around because I wanted to figure out his cologne, but I don't know cologne, so I don't. I was just stalking him.

[B]

At this point, every time, every time, he's, like, vibing, but he has, like, he has awareness. He just sees you. And, like, every time he catches you at the end, you're like. You walk off. Like, he goes. You're like, oh, party. No, no problem, Kurt. No problem.

[A]

Yeah. And so I just.

[B]

I was like, what is this?

[A]

And so then. So you can see downstairs from the balcony, right? Like, into the floors that you were just on. So I'm drunk, and I'm like, I want to see aerial view. And so I look over the balcony, and I see more kerfuffle going down there. I'm like, oh, there's more famous people. I look down there, I see the one, the only, Tony Romo.

[B]

Tony Romo. I see Tony Romo downstairs.

[A]

I'm Andy. You know me.

[B]

I'm always a goat.

[A]

I live in Dallas.

[B]

Goated.

[A]

I live in Dallas. I'm die hard Cowboys fan. I grew up on the Cowboys. I love me some Tony Romo.

[B]

I'm drunk.

[A]

I'm fanning out over all these famous people. Tony,

[B]

Like, it's so loud. The DJ goes. He's like, tony. He just goes. He was like, romo, that's my TV number nine.

[A]

No, but I did something kind of close.

[B]

You're lying.

[A]

You saw I was drunk, right?

[B]

Sarah needs to, I mean, have you on a drink limit when you're around these people.

[A]

Sarah, dude, she doesn't care. She hypes me up. She goes. And so I'm looking over the balcony, I see Tony Romo. I'm like, starstruck. And I'm like, I'm from Dallas. He knows that.

[B]

I go.

[A]

I mean, it's a club. There's hundreds of people here. It's so loud. I go, go Boys.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

That's bad. That's bad.

[B]

Somehow, some way, that was worse than what I thought. I had no idea you're gonna say, and that's worse.

[A]

Go, Boys.

[B]

Go Boys is great. And the little deep end to make the voice go. So go Boys.

[A]

Oh, dude, ask me if he heard me.

[B]

Oh, did he hear you?

[A]

No. Everyone else around me did.

[B]

They said, oh, my God, dude, you poor soul. Go Boys is criminal.

[A]

So the night furthers on. I make my way to a more VIP section that Kane Brown's in now.

[B]

I take another right.

[A]

So I take a right and I'm in a more famous section, right it. I'm on a wall. Kane Brown's right next to me. And then I look to his right. Sitting down right there was the one, the only Patrick Mahomes, man, one of the most coveted quarterbacks, NFL players of all time. One of the absolute greats.

[B]

Yeah, 100%.

[A]

Now, I don't know if I'm drunk or I'm just super excited, but I think Patrick Mahomes is eyeing me down.

[B]

Why are you in such a thought bag tonight? Like, oh, dude, he was 100% giving me the eyes.

[A]

So I was sitting there dancing to the music, right? Patrick Mahomes is right here where the camera's at. And I just look.

[B]

I'm like.

[A]

And then. So he keeps.

[B]

I keep catching his eye.

[A]

He keeps going.

[B]

And so I just give up.

[A]

I don't want to go talk to him because a lot of people are over there. He's with his wife. I was like, you know what? I'm just going to play it cool.

[B]

I'm not going to go up to him, right?

[A]

Kane Brown, nicest guy in the world, comes over to me. We're just talking jibber jabbering. He goes, hey, man, stop being so weird staying over here. Go hang out. He knows that I play off a little bit. Like I like to stay on the wall. He goes, hey, man, no one over

[B]

there is going to stop being petrified. He's like, just go.

[A]

He literally said, no one over there is going to bite you. Come hang out with us. And I go, no, it's okay, it's okay. He goes, have you met everybody over there? And I go, a couple of them. He goes, have you met Patrick? I go, no. He goes, do you want to? I go, yeah, I do. And he goes, come on. He grabs me. I was like, thanks, Kane.

[B]

Oh, God, you have been working out.

[A]

He grabs me. I'm following him, right? I'm six feet taller than him. I'm following him, right? He goes, patty, like this. Patrick stands up, Patrick, I'm looking Patrick Mahomes dead in the eye. I go, patrick, I'm just kidding.

[B]

I was about to say, dude, at that point, I would have kicked out if I was Kane. I'd be like, hey, you gotta go.

[A]

He goes. He goes, patrick, this is Peyton. Patrick Mahomes comes and dax me up. He goes, I know who you are,

[B]

Crazy. First thing to say from Patrick Mahomes is nuts. I go, you do? Oh,

[A]

I'm fanned out at this point.

[B]

I'm like, oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh. I'm like, oh, for real? And he go. And then Kane comes in and he goes, yeah, dude, this is Peyton. He has a podcast. It's like, it's him and his boy are Hilarious. He goes, yeah, I know. Y' all pop up my. All the time.

[B]

I go, we do. We do. I was so excited. I was like, we do, really?

[A]

And then we get interrupted for a second. And I was so pissed off. I was like a jealous girlfriend. Some people came up and I was like, it's my Patrick time.

[B]

They go, hey, Patrick. You go, shut up. They go, don't you see what's happening? Anyway, Patty. Yeah, Keep talking about how you know us.

[A]

Yeah. And I go, so that kind of interrupted the flow of our conversation. But then I go in for the kill. This comes in just like, I. I'm a big fan of him. I think he's a cool guy, especially after meeting him. Like, he's super talkative, really nice guy. Like, it's always scary to meet really famous people, but he's like. You can tell he's just a down to earth guy.

[B]

Just saws, like, one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time.

[A]

And when people are nice, I want to talk to them. I feel like I can be inclined to, like, have a relationship with you, like a friendship. Stan. So I tell him. I'm like, hey, bro, since, you know the podcast, me and Cam are based in Dallas. Anytime you want to come talk, hit me up.

[B]

Oh, please, Patty.

[A]

And he goes, yeah, man, I'm down, bro. I love Dallas. Hell yeah. Let's do it. I go, yeah,

[B]

you go. Knock over everyone's drink. I accidentally hit Kane to the ground. And you're just like.

[A]

And then I go over, girlfriend. I'm like, babe, you won't guess what just happened. And then I see Tony Romo walk by. I go, you. I go, cheese till I die.

[C]

You Nice.

[B]

Fumbled the goal line. Patty would never. He was our. He was our hero quarterback. I'm joking. For our childhood.

[A]

I'm joking, man.

[B]

But yeah, never tolerate Tony Romos win.

[A]

No, no, not at all. But Patrick Mahomes, thanks for being so cool, man. That was a great experience. K. Brown, congratulations on your new bar to Nashville. If y'. All. Y' all go to Broadway.

[B]

That is. That is unbelievable. First off, I mean, now, let's just say this. Out of all the NFL players, you said they're there. Why are they all quarterbacks?

[A]

Like, no, there was more like, Kane

[B]

has a quarterback thing. He's a quarterback? Little fling.

[A]

No, I mean, I hung out with the guy, plays for Miami Dolphins. He's a really cool guy. He's not a quarterback. He was like 6, 9, 400 pounds. Like, he was massive.

[B]

He's on the line yeah, like, no, he actually said he was a db,

[A]

so it was a dnd.

[B]

Oh, yeah, but you can move.

[A]

Oh, I imagine him coming at you. I was like, oh. I'd literally be like, no, thank you. I'll lay down.

[B]

Oh, that's insane, dude. Patrick Mahomes has seen us. That's nuts.

[A]

No, it's crazy. That made me think, like, who else has seen this dude?

[B]

Okay. I didn't want. I didn't want to, like, take away from that moment story. That's exactly where my mind went.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, bro, it's like, okay, I'm just gonna say. I'm just gonna say it out there.

[A]

If anybody has any connections.

[B]

If anyone has any connections or knows someone or knows a cousin or something, what are the odds that LeBron James, he doesn't have to like us. He doesn't have to be like, oh, I know them. I've seen them before. What are the odds that our faces has just hit his phone? Dude, I don't even care if he didn't even watch the whole video. Like, it comes up. He gets. He listens. 30 seconds, whatever, booms. But, like, just to think LeBron Raymond, the goat James.

[A]

Oh, no. It makes me tingle thinking about it.

[B]

No, it literally gets me happy.

[A]

Yeah. Dude, I don't even, like, please, if somebody's just in LeBron's camp.

[B]

What I'm saying, someone just don't even send it to us. Make us work for. Yeah, just, like, give breadcrumb.

[A]

Give us a breadcrumb just to make us feel something, man.

[B]

Dude, I'll get my PI bag. I'll figure some out.

[A]

What's crazy, I've never said this, but, like, really early stages of the podcast, like, Froot Loops days, like, a long time. Like, three years ago, I got a DM from somebody, and they're inst. I'm not going to say who, but their Instagram said OVO something, and they DM'd me. And there it was about a video. And I was like, if you're in ovo, there's certain chance that that hit the group chat. That video hit the group chat.

[B]

Dude, that. That's ins.

[A]

That makes me literally tingle.

[B]

Oh, yeah. It makes me want to cry.

[A]

I think the Weeknd knows us.

[B]

I think he might know you. You've been front row and two of his. Like, this. Able. Able. Timeless. Timeless. Like, and I'm just like, this. I'm like, recording. You do it.

[A]

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[B]

Oh, my God. Wait, don't even do that. You know that putrid right now, kid. Okay, you just said you're sweating and you go for the diabolical earring back.

[A]

My earrings, like, the back of my earrings smell so bad.

[B]

No, no, viewers, you. You actually can't comprehend this unless you have someone in your life that has, like, an infected earlobe. You know, his could kill something young. Like, it could. It could literally end a small porcupine.

[A]

If you want. If you want to know, like, how bad this stinks. I haven't taken my earrings out in, like, six years. I haven't taken them out one time.

[B]

That hurts my stomach thinking about that. I have a challenge. No, I don't care. There's no challenge. There's no you. Honestly, honest to God, you should respect me enough as a man, like, not even as a friend, as a coworker, as a man to not ask me to sniff your ear. I'm not sniffing your ear.

[A]

You can't sniff my earrings.

[B]

I'm not sniffing at ear.

[A]

No, no, no. Let me. Let me get a little juice out first.

[B]

That's.

[A]

If I squeeze it, like a little. Something comes out. Cam, please. I'll give you $100.

[B]

Make it more. Make it more. Make it 500. I'll do it. Make $500.

[A]

I'll do it. $500.

[B]

Why am I such a cheap dude?

[A]

$500 and we're not.

[B]

No, no. Switch sides. We're not. Switch. You just said let me get juice out of it.

[A]

Yeah, I gotta squeeze it out a little bit.

[B]

There's no way.

[A]

I mean, Robbie looks like he's gonna throw up.

[B]

There's no way. Stop playing with it. You're sitting there rubbing it down.

[A]

Oh, wow. I mean, that smells like a used condom. Okay, here we go.

[B]

Oh, my God. Dude, no. What the. No, no, no, dude. Oh, my gagging. My gagging, bro. It's.

[A]

It. No, it is bad. It is bad.

[B]

Shut the up. Stop. Stop speaking.

[A]

Oh, my God, you got so red. You're sweating.

[B]

Stop speaking. That Peyton, that's not real, dude. I think my. My lungs are hurting. Oh, my God. Dude, I'm not kidding. It's not that you got the cheese. Touch that. That smell. That is like you took. That's like you took molded cheat. Like a molded provolone. Oh, and the fact that you're so. What is it? Anosmic. In fact, you're so anos to that you can sniff it and make a funny gesture. Yeah, that. That would. That would literally up in unhappy, like an uncontacted tribe. Like a group of people that don't have medicines that would them up, bro. Like, that would clear them.

[A]

I think my ears have the clap. I think got a little bit of on my ear. I don't know where that came from. Might have talked to somebody about that. That's. It's coming. That's. You have of the. I got under my nail a little bit. Not giving you any money.

[B]

Oh, dude. No, you are. You know, honestly, I. I knew you were never Gonna give me 500. I'll take the 100. It'll fill my gas.

[A]

That's not what we agreed on.

[B]

Okay, then give me the five. No, you're such. Dude, you're. You're an awful man. Like, you're an awful, awful man.

[A]

I need to get. I need to clean my ears. I just don't know how.

[B]

Take the ear, dude. Soak that in like formaldehyde. Take the earrings out and clean it with anything you have in your house.

[A]

Yeah, I stopped wearing my retainer. Do you ever get the retainer? Looks like a mouthpiece. Yeah, I stopped wearing that after, like, three years because I couldn't see through it. It was like, all green and yellow. I didn't know how to clean it. Like, I tried to brush it, but it never came off. Somebody else has been there before.

[B]

Oh, my God, dude, I hope. I pray to God no one's ever been there. All you do is you get a little 20 cent denture cleaning tablet.

[A]

No, I took that from your sink. Yeah, in college. But it didn't work.

[B]

Grandma for her dentures didn't work.

[A]

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[B]

Bringing a second kid into the world obviously means a lot of food. We got a lot of food delivered to us.

[A]

But no, it doesn't. Babies don't doordash.

[B]

No, babies don't doordash. But when you bring a baby, your friends door dash. Except you prick. Anyway, back to what I was speaking on one day, we did not have a meal delivered, which is completely fine. So I had to hit the road. But I didn't want to get the same we always get. She ate that all throughout the pregnancy. I'm driving, right?

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I'm trying to make myself to a beautiful little Popeyes, Louisiana kitchen.

[A]

Careful.

[B]

Do you know what I see off the side of the road that looks, I mean, abandoned, desolate. But it was still open and in business. What a TGI Friday.

[A]

Those still exist.

[B]

That needs to leave TJ. Is it 2001?

[A]

No. No.

[B]

I was baffled.

[A]

I almost.

[B]

I stopped. I wanted to sit, like, take a seat at a booth by myself.

[A]

Okay. I'm not gonna lie, though. TJ Fridays.

[B]

What was that? It said TGI Friday.

[A]

TJI Fridays are saying think Jay.

[B]

He's saying J. You're saying, thank Jesus it's Friday. It's. Thank God it's Friday.

[A]

TGI Friday had, like, middle class white women in a chokehold. Like, a good family of five.

[B]

Have you ever eaten there?

[A]

For real?

[B]

For real.

[A]

I'm. No.

[B]

Okay, well, why?

[A]

I don't know. Because I loved the commercials, and it made me look forward to every Friday.

[B]

Commercials were gas. The slogan was. I mean, slogan had any kid in a chokehold. Yeah, dude, thank God it's Friday.

[A]

That's not a slogan.

[B]

Well, that's what it stood for.

[A]

Is that a slogan or slogan songs?

[B]

I don't think a slogan has to be a song. I think a slogan's a slogan.

[A]

What's the best slogan of all time?

[B]

Best slogan of all time nationwide is on your side.

[A]

Okay, that's a good one. Or Red Robin. Red Robin's also up there with TGI Friday.

[B]

Oh, yeah. They need to go out of business.

[A]

No, Red Robin's been done. Oh, they canceled Red Robin. They got my point. Even more, they got caught up in the MeToo movie. They got canceled.

[B]

Either Someone incredibly. You can't say that and look at me like that. Someone incredibly high up has an alarming amount of equity in TGI Fridays. And they're just. They're doing it straight off the muscle. I'm just gonna stay open. Like it. I'm in the red. I'm. I'm bleeding. We're staying open. Or there's some goblins that spend enough money to keep.

[A]

I mean, TJ Fridays is the food version of Mattress firm. That's cartel 100.

[B]

That's money laundering 100, dude. Okay, the fact you've never eaten there is even better. The menu at TJ Fridays, is it vast or small? It's like you're at a carnival.

[A]

What? They have fair food at tj.

[B]

Cotton candy. They've cotton candy.

[A]

And TJ Friday says cotton candy on the menu.

[B]

They used to have a burger. That was a burger with a chicken tendy with an onion ring, with a mozzie stick with the bun, then douse it in queso. It was like a. It was. It was like a wet dream. Like a fever wet dream.

[A]

Oh, Michelle Obama canceled TGI Friday, she was like, should she change the school menus?

[B]

And TGI Fridays, she said, TGI Fridays. You're out of here.

[A]

No, that's disgusting, bro. I mean, it's a modern kid's dream though.

[B]

That's what I'm saying, bro. I mean, I can't lie. The two times I went. Very good. Now growing up again, hindsight's 20 20. It's like, why the did we ever. I mean, you sit down. It was 4,000 calories easy.

[A]

Dude, can I say something now that we're talking about food places that shouldn't exist?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Can I make a list of the worst fast food of all time?

[B]

I'm in on it.

[A]

Like, I have some hot takes about fast food.

[B]

Oh, we're putting fire to that, dude.

[A]

There's a lot of fast food places

[B]

that y' all out of here.

[A]

Dude. That y' all talk about that are good. It's honestly disgusting.

[B]

No, Yeah, I don't.

[A]

I.

[B]

It's. It's.

[A]

I'm gonna list five off real quick off the top of my head.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So is. Are. Is are. Is it like in order?

[A]

Five is worst. The worst one is number one.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Number one is like, if you go there, you should be put in federal prison, like under the jail with Al Capone.

[B]

And then five is like, it just needs to shut down. Like, like expedition.

[A]

Everything on here. If you e. I look at you like less of a human. Okay? Can I say that?

[B]

Yeah. Scum.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

Here we go. Yeah, here we go.

[A]

Number five on the worst fast food of all time list is five guys. What? Five guys is disgusting. It's sloppy, it's nasty. It makes me feel like a little food slut. I do not like that.

[B]

I love being a little five guys food slut.

[A]

See, I like to be wine and dine to my fast food. I don't want to just feel like

[B]

a sloppy wined and dined in fast food. They don't go. It's like two ends of the magnet. They don't go. You don't get wind and dined at fast food.

[A]

It's okay.

[B]

Normally like five guys eats, bro. What are you talking about?

[A]

Okay, so fast food is like a one night stand in my opinion. Go with this analogy with me.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

Going to fast food is like a one night stand. You understand that this is not going to be like a healthy exchange, right? But you want to be treated with class and respect, right? Five guys is the one night stand.

[B]

They just.

[A]

It'd be the sloppy burger. You just barely Wrap it up, throw it in the bag. They don't even have the decency to put the, the fries in the fry container. They're just dumping it all in the bag like, you know what I mean? They didn't even give me a towel afterwards. They just walked out of the room.

[B]

Exactly. But you want to stick with that analogy, you know, it's a one night stand. So you're not looking for prince Charming. You're looking like. Just get bent over like a little bad girl. You are. Yeah, but that's where five guys comes in at. But bend you over, they get you right there in that throat and you're done.

[A]

But even if I you, there should still be some aftercare. Get me the towel, dude, bang me and leave.

[B]

Get your own towel. It's a one night stand. Get your own towel.

[A]

See, that's why you like five guys. You have no respect.

[B]

Yeah, you said that. You said, hey, this is a mutual thing. We're not texting each other. We know this isn't going to be anything. Get out. No.

[A]

4 Long John Silver.

[B]

Now I can agree with you. If you're eating LJS in 2026, go to hell.

[A]

First of all, what the are you eating?

[B]

No, I mean I. The amount of Long John Silver. Long John Silvers. John Long Silvers that are in North Texas, so far from bodies of water. And I can't even believe if you're eating that in like the middle of the country.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. If you're not within 50 miles of an ocean, you shouldn't eat seafood. That's my, that's my thing.

[B]

100%. Now if it's a seafood heavy seafood specific.

[A]

If it's a high class restaurant, fast food seafood should be.

[B]

It shouldn't exist.

[A]

That's like Red 40. You should not, you should not be

[B]

in that, shouldn't be consuming it. The only, the. I don't even do catfish from like a fat catfish. I only get from a restaurant. What do you mean I'm eating like cod.

[A]

I shouldn't.

[B]

$7.

[A]

You shouldn't be able to get fast food in your car or you shouldn't be able to get seafood in your car. That should not.

[B]

You should not be able to sit at a red light and bite into cod.

[A]

Yeah. Where are you keeping that contained?

[B]

And those hush puppies, them have been frozen since 2019. They mass produced 8 billion Hush Puppies and they just sent them off. I think, I think once their hush puppy supply runs out, they cancel.

[A]

No. Did you go to the local Petco and just get the goldfish cooking them up. That's all they're doing.

[B]

No longer has to be close.

[A]

I agree. I agree. And you know what my mom does was like, I'll be talking to her. Be like, hey, what are you doing? She like just got some food. I'll go from where she'll go, I'm not gonna say it. And I immediately know what she's gonna say. I go, mom, where the did you go get food? She goes, long John's. Yeah. I'm like, mom, what the. And she's like, you just can't beat it. I go, I can beat you.

[B]

Yeah, I can beat you. And there's places that can dance. If you're ashamed to tell people you're eating it, you should not be consuming it.

[A]

Yeah, that's disgusting.

[B]

It's like this Long John Silver. What'd you say? Long John Silver. I got the Long John.

[A]

If you eat Long John Silvers on follow us right now.

[B]

You're so crazy for five guys. You're crazy for five guys.

[A]

Number three, Jack in the box.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Only thing redeemable about Jack in the box is the fries. And sometimes the fries give me food poisoning.

[B]

I have had Jack in the box twice. I've thrown up twice. That's my life story with Jack in the box. First off, your mascot.

[A]

Weird.

[B]

I. Too much.

[A]

What is that? What is. What is that?

[B]

To this day, I don't. It's literally a man. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a Caucasian male with a round face. Ping pong head with a sharp. What is that?

[A]

He has a snow. He has. He's like. He's like ice cream nose. Ice cream to. He's an ice cream cone. Just tilted. That's all he is.

[B]

A tilted ice cream cone. Ping pong face in a. In a three piece suit. I don't like him. He's strange. And your food is. Has always been. Always been subpar.

[A]

And I can I say I've never walked into a Jack in a box that's been clean. Never.

[B]

I've never walked into a Jack in the box. I have. Twice through a drive thru.

[A]

I have gross friends.

[B]

Are they the place with the chicken fries?

[A]

No, that's Burger King.

[B]

Them too.

[A]

Burger King's honorable mention.

[B]

But I mean this, now this. This does it for me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

One of my friends, he's a. He's heavy. Like really high on Jackson box. You should block him. Yeah. You're a goblin. But when you When I go, what do you get? And he goes, the breakfast tacos.

[A]

They serve breakfast at Jack in a Box.

[B]

That's like saying, oh, my, dude, let's go to Chick Fil A. Like, oh, my, what's your favorite thing? And you're like the cookie.

[A]

If you're getting breath, if you're getting. Breakfast food, fast food. You need to reevaluate your life. Oh, no, no.

[B]

You hold your saddle, boy.

[A]

Breakfast food, fast food. You got. You have to treat yourself better.

[B]

Oh, Breakfast Wendy. Oh, wow. Breakfast Sonic. Oh, wow. Breakfast, Breakfast Brahms would quite literally.

[A]

Is breakfast Brahms.

[B]

Breakfast Brahms would make me.

[A]

That's very localized. That's. That's not. No. People don't know what Brahms is.

[B]

Oh, oh, then y' all are missing out.

[A]

It's. Well, they don't live in Oklahoma.

[B]

That's. We don't live in Oklahoma.

[A]

Yeah, but they just moved here.

[B]

Brahms have been here forever.

[A]

Not in North Texas, but not in Austin.

[B]

Like, we never had Brahms for that

[A]

Oklahoma, like, poor people region. Like, that's like, Brahms really goes crazy in the lower middle class. Like, that's just kidding. Yeah.

[B]

Jack in the ball.

[A]

I'm.

[B]

Okay. I'm too.

[A]

I'm saying breakfast fast food is a bad character trait. Like, that's like.

[B]

I probably agree. Tastes fantastic, but I'd agree you voted

[A]

for a very specific person. If you get breakfast fast food. That's what I'm gonna say. Okay.

[B]

You are. You are two. You are. Shoot. You're batting two for three.

[A]

That's not bad.

[B]

That's not bad.

[A]

Number two, worst fast food, in my opinion is Subway Sub.

[B]

Dude, Subway's like Walmart. Subway's like one.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

Subway? It. It. It can stand the test of time. So if you're hung, if you are hungry as. And all that's in front of you is the Subway, you're not mad?

[A]

Yeah, I am. I'm not eating. Oh, I'm gonna be hungry today. I'm not going.

[B]

Oh, you're a prissy little princess.

[A]

First of all, if we're talking about weird mascots, we're gonna talk about Jared. You know what I mean? We're talking about weird mascots.

[B]

Very fair.

[A]

He's still in jail today, and we need to keep him in prison. You seen those doctors?

[B]

Oh, dude. Yeah, a couple things redacted on those.

[A]

Oh, my God. He's definitely in the files.

[B]

Dude. But Subway. Subways. It's timeless. It's ageless. Now, this is my freeze mics. 100% better firehouse subs.

[A]

Probably 100% better.

[B]

But Subway's not just because someone else is. It's like LeBron, MJ. Kobe doesn't mean Kobe. The other two are just better. Kobe's still very viable option.

[A]

No, no. Don't ever disrespect the late, great Kobe like that. You compare him to Subway, Kobe, Subway. He's like, Chet Hulk. Subway is Chet Holgram. Like, he's good. Like, yeah, we would love to have him on the team, but, yeah, he's Gonna put up two points a game. 7. When it comes time, you put Wimby is Jimmy John's. You know what I mean? I mean, you're gonna him up. I mean, you don't have a chance.

[B]

When it comes time for dinner, we

[A]

don't really want you. Exactly.

[B]

No, dude, you're tripping.

[A]

Subway is 3D printed, in my opinion, like, subway tastes 3D printed.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

Oh, can I say things? And can I say this? Their hiring rate is 99% conviction.

[B]

Like, I.

[A]

Like, I've never felt like, you know.

[B]

Oh, dude, I've never got more lip from a fast food employee than a Subway worker.

[A]

What do you want?

[B]

Can I get the black forest ham a little bit? I'm so sorry. I forgot that, bro. Man, what do you want on your sandwich, bro? I'm like, what in the. No, 100%. They got some boy, they got an interesting HR, like, and I just don't

[A]

feel like that food gets changed out enough now.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Like, that's been said.

[B]

I agree with you.

[A]

There was a time as a kid, like, playing basketball during the summer, I would go to Subway every day because it was healthy. I would look in that lettuce. I was like, I saw the same strand there yesterday.

[B]

No one's got that, huh? No one, dude. I went one time, the turkey looked like it had gangrene on it. I said, yeah, I guess I'm going ham today. I'll go ham. We'll try the ham. I said, holy, that's zombie flesh. We'll go ham. I said, I'm not eating that. I did the same thing. It was in the summer. We'd be hooping every day, hit the subway every day. It was right by the gym every day. I walked in, he was like. He said, turkey. I said, yeah, we'll do the. What the. Nope, we're gonna try the ham. We're gonna try the ham. I mean, look, it literally looks like a sandal. Like, it was like a bottom of flip flop. It was bad, dude.

[A]

And going in you're too.

[B]

Okay, you either win in my book. You either win or lose right here.

[A]

And this kind of doubles down on the point of food that probably isn't real. My number one worst fast food, in my opinion, is Taco Bell.

[B]

You son. Stop that now, you son of a.

[A]

I'm telling you, dude, Taco Bell. Speaking of. You don't know what that is, bro. You are eating possum foot. Like, there is no way.

[B]

I don't give a. I don't give a. If it is literal, grounded up monkey knuckles in Taco Bell.

[A]

That's.

[B]

Don't. I. I'm not standing for this. Yeah, you don't slander. You don't slander tb. Taco Bell has gotten you. You, Peyton.

[A]

Oh, I know.

[B]

You're gonna say through so many drunken nights.

[A]

Exactly. And that's my point.

[B]

You still owe them.

[A]

And that's my point. If I can only eat you when I'm drunk, that means I'm making a bad decision. I mean, you ever. Like, in my single days. In my single days, I'd be drunk enough leaving a club and very horned up. I would leave with some stuff I normally wouldn't leave with. That's Taco Bell.

[B]

No, that's not. No, that is not. Taco Bell is your bottom. Taco Bell is always first off. 2:00am all these other little idiots, they

[A]

don't want to work.

[B]

We're open till two. We got you. Second off.

[A]

There's no way you.

[B]

Arguably one of the greatest. One of the greatest drinks ever, Taco Bell made.

[A]

And you know what? Baja Muffins.

[C]

Ooh.

[B]

Want all of it. Extra large, no ice blast.

[A]

Oh, I love 100 grams of sugar in my drinks.

[B]

Ooh, it's 2:00am and I got a half a bottle of Henny and Me don't care.

[A]

Exactly. The only way you like it is if you're inebriated in the brain.

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

That's a bad decision. That's showing you that's a bad decision.

[B]

I eat Taco Bell in the middle of a Wednesday. I eat. I. I will literally stop at a Taco Bell for lunch on Wednesday at 2 o'. Clock.

[A]

You also had to talk with your doctor.

[B]

That is true. But I don't get. Dude, Taco Bell. Taco Bell. No, dude. No, no, no. Hell no.

[A]

Dude, Taco.

[B]

The amount of places. No, no. This is the thing. You picked five. Whatever. The amount of places that could be said before the industry giant, there's three, four other taco spots that are worse than Taco Bell. Taco Cabana. Worse than Taco Bell. Dell Taco Gross as Worse than Taco Bell. Taco Bueno. Worse than Taco Bell.

[A]

I can't speak on those because I haven't been to those.

[B]

Ex.

[A]

I can only speak on the places I've been.

[B]

You haven't been to them. Wonder why? Because they're nasty and they're below.

[A]

No, there's just Taco Bells everywhere and it's open at 2am outside of a club.

[B]

Why do you think they're everywhere? Because they got success and because they're the best. Taco.

[A]

Just because there's a lot means it's

[B]

good when it comes to a franchise like a Taco Bell. Yeah, you don't get to just pop them up if you suck. That's why there's like eight Long John Silvers left. And I'm working hard to get all eight clothes down.

[A]

You can go in any street corner in a downtown and there's crap.

[B]

Crack.

[A]

Crack's not good. But the people like it.

[B]

Yeah, that's illegal.

[A]

I go these tacos so should probably some of their feeding us.

[B]

I'm not gonna lie, dude. Honestly, I'll say this on the record. If a. If a study came out and told me what's inside Taco Bell and it was abysmal, you would still eat it. I'd eat it with.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

So.

[A]

Which makes your opinion invalid because you just don't care.

[B]

No, that makes my opinion so valid because that's how good it is.

[A]

Now that's literally called addiction. I know this is hurting me. I know this is killing me, but I can't help it. I still want to do it. That's literally called addiction. That's what that monkey knuck giving you.

[B]

Dude, they, they, they traced lunch meat to like cancer before. Everything in this life kills different. Yeah, no, it's not. Yes it is.

[A]

Because those studies aren't like. Those studies are. Are sensationalized headlines. If there's one thing in it that could give you cancer, they can say, oh, the whole lunch meat can give you cancer.

[B]

How could that not be the same thing with Taco Bell?

[A]

I, I didn't say anything about cancer.

[B]

No, you didn't say can't. But I'm saying. You're saying it's not good for you.

[A]

I'm just saying it isn't.

[B]

How do you know? Have you done your study?

[A]

So you would somebody on a diet, you say, yeah, Taco Bell is good for you.

[B]

You don't have to be on a diet. But I'm not saying.

[A]

I'm saying so. It's not good for you, you know, It's. So is McDonald's is not good for you.

[B]

Yeah, it's not good at this home cooking. But it's not like you eat it,

[A]

you die if you eat it enough, you will. Yeah, let me know what y' all think about my list.

[B]

I mean, that.

[A]

You. You.

[B]

Dude, you fumbled so bad.

[A]

I don't think so.

[B]

Oh, my God. You fumbled.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Taco Bell. That is. That is.

[A]

I won't eat there. I only eat there from drunk.

[B]

That list and check mate and you blundered.

[A]

I'll. I'll only eat there from drunk. That makes it bad. It's good.

[B]

I mean, that's decent logic. I can't lie. But that's a you thing.

[A]

I'd rather eat at some gas stations than eat a Taco Bell. You should know Podcast this episode is brought to you by Shopify. Just picture this right now. Cam picture. It's late at night and you're scrolling through your feeds when all of a sudden you see it. That. That one product that you've been looking for. You click that link, add the cart, maybe even shop around a little more

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[B]

Oh, my God. You just. I mean, you just absolutely triggered something in Me this past week. Gas station. This is the craziest I've ever seen at a gas station. And I've seen some. I go to the gas station, I park my truck, I go to get the gas. It's not working. I got to go inside. I go inside. There is a line of 10 people filed in this register behind one woman at the front. Okay, Already annoyed. I'm just like, oh my God, dude, why? Like, first off, there's three employees in the store. There's one register open. Unacceptable. I hate that unaccept dude.

[A]

It's an upper management problem.

[B]

Oh my God. When I tell you, and I. I'm not, I swear on everything I love, right hand to God, that woman's up there. I'm hearing a bunch of gibberish, right? And then all of a sudden I hear your total. Your total is going to be 483. $483.

[A]

If you're spending $483 at a gas station, you go to hell.

[B]

Oh, $483. Now the thing that confuses me, I hear that and I go, wow, she's got a lot of something hit a little lean pack of donuts and a bottle of water.

[A]

That doesn't equate.

[B]

So then I immediately go, okay, she drove a tank. Like she has 400 gallons of gas to get.

[A]

Yeah, she's 18 wheels, dealer, not looking a lot.

[B]

Nothing. There's not a Batmobile out there. Yeah, she got a pack of, literally the little six pack of donuts, a bottle of water. The rest of the $483 bill was scratch off lottery.

[A]

Knew it.

[B]

The craziest part though, huh, is how she's asking about the ticket. It's like pig Latin. Like it's. I'm, I'm not kidding. She lives like, like, should let me get two of the tens, three of the fives. Let's do five of the twenties. I, I see the fifty, take back the two fives. Give me two fifties instead. I want four more of the other twenties. Number twelve.

[A]

Not sure what accent that is.

[B]

Who is it? I'm not sure either. And I'm not trying to be partial, but she's. It was like a, it was like an auction. Like, oh, happened to give it a 40. Hit 45 it. She was spitting.

[A]

There you go. So fast.

[B]

And I was like, what the. And everyone in this line, dude, it was like the most herd mentality ever. I'm not going to lie.

[A]

If you're spending $500 on a lottery, on lottery tickets, just At a local gas station. I think we've exceeded the point of lottery tickets. I think we need to go to the actual casino. It's like, unbelievable.

[B]

I. Everyone in this line herd mentality, we all start looking at each other like, this bitch. Like, we're just like, what in the hell, dude?

[A]

You're making fun of her. She might hit for a million.

[B]

She's. You better. You're spending $480 at the Gas station.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then she gets all the tickets. And then she tries. She quite literally tries. She goes, let's get one real quick. She tries to scratch.

[A]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

Dude. A blue collar guy literally said, no, get out. Nope. Get out. He was like, get out. Get out. She turned around. She's like, mind your own business. Mind your own business. He was like, just get. He said, There's 10 of us.

[A]

Yeah. You can't scratch a ticket off in front of everybody.

[B]

$500. And I've. I've never seen a gas station purchase for $500. I'm talking that you can get liquor, you can fill your car, you can get all the food in the world.

[A]

What is the. What is the most amount to spend at a gas station without getting gas?

[B]

Like, what's the appropriate amount to spend if on yourself? Yeah. I'm saying.

[A]

I don't know, bro.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Just to spend if a whole.

[B]

Dude, if you. If you're spending in the triple digits at a gas station, that is abysmal. Yeah.

[A]

What are you. Are you grocery shopping?

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Are you. Are you literally grabbing milk and ice cream in a bottle of wine? Like, if you're getting actual gas station?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Sunflower seeds, Gatorade, energy drink, cookies, chips. Yeah. I would never, ever spend more than like $40.

[A]

I'm not breaking the $50 mark.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm never spending more than $40 without getting gas. Whenever. If I'm just getting snacks or whatever at a gas station. First of all, I. People in gas stations, dude, People that buy knickknacks and gas stations are going to hell.

[B]

Yeah. And do. And they know. They know they're an easy hit. They know they're an easy lick too.

[A]

Because who walks into a gas station and goes, oh, I'm gonna buy this cross. Yeah.

[B]

I'm gonna buy the Jesus mural. And I need to. A reminder of my own name. So I get a keychain with my name.

[A]

Yeah. Unless you're like, traveling from out of town and you're like, you see a Keychain, like from the state.

[B]

Oh, I'm complete. Don't buy me a keychain with my own name on it, dude.

[A]

See, why?

[B]

Buy me a magnet of the state. Buy me a little stamp. You want me to keep a keychain of my own name in a state that I haven't been to? That screams weird. That is absolutely weird. Really? If you were to buy me a gas station, buy me a shirt, buy me a little snow globe, buy me a spoon.

[A]

You'd rather a snow globe than a keychain with your name on it?

[B]

Peyton, I have two children of my own. If I pull out my car keys and it's my name flashing with the Bellagio fountain behind it and it's Vegas and it's going, cameron, Cameron, Cameron, I'm now a clown. I have no respect. I have no respect. No one respects me.

[A]

That's so strange.

[B]

If I get a Bellagio. Cameron, Cameron. Snow globe that in the closet and no one sees it.

[A]

See, that's just wasting the person's money then.

[B]

No, it's the.

[A]

I think it's weirder to have a magnet.

[B]

I know, dude. A fridge is like a jeep. No, fridge is like made for mag. It's like a big collage. No, not maggots. Magnets.

[A]

See, I feel like people that put magnets on the fridge are weird. The you should know podcast this episode is brought to you by our friends at Even Realities. Think about the last time, Cam. Think about it. The last time you walked into a big meeting, a pitch or an interview, and you wished your talking voice could just stay with you as you spoke.

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[A]

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[B]

I don't like that they literally make fridges magnetic.

[A]

Like no, they don't make them magnetic. It just happens to be magnetic.

[B]

Then why is this couch doesn't happen to be magnetic?

[A]

Because it's not made out of magnetic stuff. It's a sofa for luxury and sitting, not for utility. That was easy.

[B]

How does something just happen to be magnetic?

[A]

Because it's. The stuff that is made from is just magnetic. So, Cam, I've had keys that are magnetic. Is it supposed to be magnetic?

[B]

I would argue so, because are these keys magnetic? No.

[A]

So this is magnetic. You could magnet stuff to this. It's not meant to put magnets on it.

[B]

How do you know that?

[A]

What do you mean how do I know that? This, this mic stand was not made to put magnets on it.

[B]

How do you know that's not a part of the functionality of it? You can magnet some. What if this thing was magnet to keep the wire down? I'm not saying it was made to be a magnet. I'm saying.

[A]

Okay then. Do we agree then?

[B]

So, okay, so there's you.

[A]

L said, you said. You said. No, you said fridges were made for magnets. No, that's why they made them. I'll put magnets on it.

[B]

Made to be magnetic, not made to be a magnet. Not a big massive magnet. There's a difference. I'm saying they didn't make a magnet. There's the cool. You get a fridge and it's magnetic on the outside.

[A]

There's nothing purposefully magnetic in this world

[B]

except for like magnets. There's literally. There's literally. There's literally screws. There's. There's screws and screwdrivers that are both steel. Some are magnetic and Some aren't. And you tell me that's an oopsie. Like one guy got drunk and came to work and dropped a magnet.

[A]

Fluid, not an oopsie.

[B]

But that's not why.

[A]

It was not like, oh, the functionality of this is to be magnetic. The only thing on this word that.

[B]

How is it not the functionality if. If there's screwdrivers that can be magnetic and then they're screwdrivers that can't.

[A]

They just use different materials. That's why brands are different.

[B]

Oh, me silly.

[A]

Every fridge is magnetic just because every fridge is made of the same. This mic stand is magnetic. You could put magnets on it, but that's not what it was made for. The only thing that was made to be magnetic were like those dumb toy magnets.

[B]

Are you eight? Are you a little kitty?

[A]

No.

[B]

How can you look at me in here? That the same brand from the same assembly line.

[A]

That's not true. What? Name it.

[B]

The same brand name it. Can make two different screwdrivers.

[A]

Name it. What brand does that?

[B]

Cobalt Dewalt. You want Itachi.

[A]

Okay, so I could walk into a Home Depot and I could go, okay, can I have the. I want to go. I want to get cobalt. So they'll go, do you want magnetic cobalt or regular cobalt? They'll ask me that. They'll ask me right now.

[B]

I don't know if they'll ask you that, but you can absolutely buy a magnetic screwdriver or a non magnetic screwdriver. Hundred percent. When did customer service come into this conversation? I don't give a what they ask you. You can get a magnetic screwdriver or a non magnetic.

[A]

I'm calling Home Depot. Call Home Depot.

[B]

No, no, no. What are you going to say to Home Depot?

[A]

This call may be recorded or used by Home Depot and its authorized vendors.

[D]

Thank you for calling the Home Depot.

[A]

How can I help? Can I get a real person to

[D]

help me connect you to the right person? Please tell me which department or issue

[A]

you are calling Screwdrivers.

[D]

Okay, connecting you now.

[B]

He goes, hey, this is. This is. This is James from Screwdriver.

[A]

Hey, man, how are you doing?

[D]

Well, how are you?

[A]

Even better now. I got a question. I'm looking for cobalt screwdrivers. Y' all have those there?

[D]

Cobalt slows.

[A]

Oh, what kind of, what kind of screwdrivers do you have?

[D]

I have Milwaukee, Ryobi, Rigid, Makita, and Dewalt.

[A]

Oh, okay. Let's go. Dewalt. So Dewalt, do y' all have the magnetic dewalt in the non Magnetic dewalts.

[D]

Magnetic what?

[A]

Screwdrivers.

[D]

Just manual screwdrivers.

[A]

Yeah, either or.

[D]

Yeah, I'm standing right in front of them, so.

[A]

But there's a magnetic and a non magnetic.

[D]

So. I know what you're saying. For the bit.

[A]

For the bit. Yes, yes or.

[D]

I think the only ones that I have seen are Milwaukee ones and they're an electrical.

[A]

Okay, I was just wondering if there's magnetic and non magnetic there.

[D]

There is some are not magnetic. Like mostly Klein and some Milwaukee's are magnetic. But the one, the dewalt ones that I'm looking at right, right now in front of me me. The ones that are like just a regular screwdriver, like your, your OG screwdriver, I'm seeing that those are magnetic. But like the one that the screwdrivers that have the different bits in it, like a 13 and one or a 10 piece in one, those are not magnetic.

[A]

Okay, see, I'm just new into this. I'm 14, so I'm new into like the screwdriver. Thing is. Do you think they make them magnetic on purpose or is that just happened to be that way?

[D]

No, they make it on purpose. So it'll be magnet. Magnetizing the screw.

[A]

Yeah. Makes sense. That was. I was telling my friend. Okay, thank you so much. I'll be there in a little bit.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

All right, love you. Bye.

[B]

I mean, first off, first off, first off, before I get back to grilling you, I mean that guy, that guy loves screwdrivers, man.

[A]

They gave me the screwdriver guys.

[B]

He said, hell, I got the 13 in one Dewalt. The barcode is the SVC model. Model. He said. Now these have been magnetized since I want to say 04. That's something as a ph. They gave me the cam driver.

[A]

They gave me the cam Kennedy of screwdrivers right there.

[B]

I mean, but there's your proof. You called him. What was his name? I don't remember his name. He was a nice guy and he talked too much. But there's your proof. They do it. There is functionality. Just because something's magnetic does not mean it was made to be a magnet. It's still a screwdriver, but it makes your life easier because you don't have to hold the screw.

[A]

That's new technology though. That's different. You got everything that's magnetic. Was it made purposefully to be magnetic?

[B]

Oh, for the dawn of magnets.

[A]

No, just even now.

[B]

But I'm saying as thing goes, because

[A]

like refrigerators aren't made to be magnetic. They're really not. They're not. I get the screwdriver because it needs to click on the thing because that's a functionality that it needs. Yeah, fridges are just made to be cold. It just happens to be that they're magnetic. And my fridge doesn't. Isn't like hard on the bag. It's got like. It's like made of like. Like. You wouldn't understand what. The. You should know podcast this episode is brought to you by Quo's missed calls. Slow follow ups are silent killers. That's how businesses leave money on the table without ever realizing it. And that is a business killer. We do not want that. But that's why today's episode is brought to you by Quo, spelled Q U O. The business communication system built so you never miss a call.

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[B]

me and P are going to be playing fast money. You are incredibly anxious.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

But I have faith in you and hopefully I can do some legwork and you finish this off at the end. You ready to win?

[A]

I'll finish me off. Let's do it. Here we go.

[B]

Go put the headphones in.

[A]

Headphones are going in. Round one.

[B]

We got KOB on the fourth mic. I believe I got 20 seconds, right? 20 seconds after you finish.

[C]

25 seconds. So there was 100 people surveyed.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

You have 25 seconds. Here we go.

[B]

Here we go.

[C]

Name something you do Every morning, brush your teeth. Name something a person sleeps with.

[B]

Pillow.

[C]

Name a food people eat with their hands. Burger. Name something you'd find in a purse.

[B]

Lipstick.

[C]

Name an animal with a long tail.

[B]

Oh, God. Dog. Oh, that was bad. That was bad. I'm still. I'm still confident. I'm still confident. Last one got me buried alive.

[A]

Someone could dig me up. She's picking up.

[B]

Up.

[A]

You're done. We're done.

[B]

You're having a rock concert over there.

[A]

That is fantastic. It was Janice.

[B]

I know. Yeah. You're going nuts. All right. Can I get Janice, too, please? Yes, sir.

[A]

Okay. Did you do good?

[B]

I hope so.

[A]

All right, here you go. Your turn.

[B]

I felt confident, though. Dude. Honest to God, there's like, we're gonna win. Just.

[A]

All right, let's do it. Oh. Did anyone else get anxious just now?

[B]

Just lock it here.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

These are sound canceling.

[A]

I have to be quick.

[C]

Yes. You have 25 seconds.

[A]

Okay. All right.

[C]

Good news is you don't have to get too many points. Cam got 132 out of 200.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Okay. All right, all right.

[C]

Here we go. 25 seconds, starting now.

[A]

All right.

[C]

Name something you do every morning.

[A]

Wake up.

[C]

Name something a person sleeps with. Name of food people eat with their hands.

[A]

Burgers.

[C]

Name something you find in a purse.

[A]

A gun.

[C]

Name an animal with a long tail. Name something the person sleeps with.

[B]

Why are you crying?

[A]

They asked me some darts. Stop.

[B]

Unless they messed up, they should have asked you the same questions. Nothing was dark about that.

[A]

They said hard.

[B]

Oh,

[A]

I don't know what goes in there.

[B]

Those are, like, elementary.

[A]

Did they question you the same thing twice, too?

[B]

They said no. You probably got one wrong then.

[A]

That was my choice.

[B]

But wrong if you said the same thing as me.

[A]

Okay, what do we get wrong?

[C]

You had you. Well, I mean, pretty. Pretty much all of it. I mean.

[B]

Okay, well, hold on. How many points did I get? And then I need to hear his answers.

[C]

So, Cam, you. You got 132 out of 200.

[B]

Let's go one third. All you needed was 68.

[C]

We needed a score of 68 to get us there. When asked, name something you do every morning. Cam said, brush your teeth. Number one answer. 38 points.

[B]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[C]

Peyton said, wake up. That's not on the list.

[B]

I mean, I can't even fault you, but what the man. Wake up. That's not. You don't even do that. Like, that just happened, by the way.

[A]

Every morning. I've done that.

[B]

You don't have to choose to wake up. All right, dude. No, there's. Okay.

[A]

I thought that was my best answer. So the fact we're starting off with negativity.

[B]

I'm not 68 divided by four. Yoli.

[A]

Okay, let's do the. Let's do the ergo.

[C]

Question number two. You were asked. Name something a person sleeps with. Cam said pillow. Number one answer, 41 points. Peyton also said pillow.

[B]

Yeah. Okay, that does it.

[C]

But that doesn't count.

[B]

Yeah. Because you said the same.

[C]

Yeah. Name of food people eat with their hands. Cam said burger. 21 points. Peyton also said burger.

[B]

Yeah. We're so alike.

[A]

We love each other.

[C]

You're not getting those points. Number one answer was pizza.

[B]

Pizza. Man, that's a hell of a yeah.

[C]

Name something you'd find in your purse. Cam said lipstick. 23 points.

[B]

Smooth.

[C]

Peyton's. Peyton's out of gun. And then question five was named.

[B]

A gun. A sig Sour. In the.

[A]

In the.

[B]

In the purse. I said lipstick. Eyelash plumper. Wallet. Snack. Makeup, brush, comb.

[A]

I've never been to my girlfriend.

[B]

Hair, tie. I mean, that's respectable. But a gun. Artillery.

[A]

I see my mom.

[B]

I mean, that's true. She's got a gun. And a drink.

[C]

Wallet was the number one answer.

[B]

Wallet.

[A]

What'd you say?

[B]

Lipstick.

[A]

Oh, that's sexist.

[B]

That's not sex. I don't have a purse. My wife does. There's always lipstick.

[A]

Your wife doesn't wear lipstick.

[C]

Question number five was, your wife doesn't wear lipstick.

[A]

I know that about her.

[C]

Question 5 was name an animal with long tail.

[A]

Go.

[B]

I. Now I kind of got stumped on this one.

[A]

I didn't.

[C]

Cam said dog. Reasonable. Nine points. Number one answer was monkey.

[B]

Monkey.

[A]

Peyton.

[C]

Peyton said a fox.

[B]

A fox. Hey, that's like fox. Dog of the wild.

[C]

Yeah, fox didn't make the list. We circled back to the two questions that he answered the same as you.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Time ran out. He effectively got zero points. We ended with 132 out of 10. 200.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

You didn't get a single point.

[A]

Try again.

[B]

You didn't get anything.

[A]

I thought I did.

[B]

You had. You had you. Like, you might as well not have played like you did. You did nothing.

[A]

Discuss the questions.

[B]

A. Those are easy. Well, wake up.

[A]

Should have been 1 out of 10. I mean, waking up is the best answer, cuz every morning I've done that. Not every morning I've brushed my teeth. It. I actually never do that in the morning.

[B]

I mean, that's true, but how in the hell could we do one More. Oh, my God. We could do one more running back.

[A]

All right, round two. Here we go. Okay, Believe in me. Better. And then I'll do better.

[B]

I believe the hell out of you. I was so in belief of you. What? I was. Okay, here we go. Round two, guys. Here we go. Lock in. Lock a. Lock. Like, lock in.

[C]

Okay, round two. 25 seconds.

[B]

Here we go.

[C]

Starts now. Name a reason someone might be late to work.

[B]

Traffic.

[C]

Name something you'd find on a beach.

[B]

Sand.

[C]

Name a household chore people hate doing dishes. Name a topping people put on pizza.

[B]

Pepperoni.

[C]

Name something you take on a road trip.

[B]

Snacks.

[A]

Ding, ding, ding, ding.

[B]

I mean. I mean. I mean. Yo, you can take him off.

[A]

First of all, never play that song again. I'm like, what are we doing? This is depressing song ever. I woke up with holes in my brain. What the hell is this?

[B]

What?

[A]

Don't play this for him.

[B]

Please don't. What is that?

[A]

That was, like, the most depressing song ever. What happened?

[B]

Hey, I think I absolutely smoked it. Listen to me. I love you and I believe in you, and you're gonna do good, okay? When you feel that heartbeat slowly come up your throat, don't worry about it.

[A]

I gotta push it.

[B]

Push it back down.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I do with my emotions.

[B]

Just push it back down. You'll be good.

[A]

All right, I got you. I got you.

[B]

Here we go.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

Let's do it. You got it, bud?

[A]

Yeah. Let's do it.

[B]

Questions? Please don't play me that song.

[A]

Yeah. No, that was horrible.

[B]

All right.

[C]

Okay, Peyton, round two.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

25 seconds.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Starts now.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Name a reason someone might be late to work.

[A]

Oh, traffic.

[C]

Name something you'd find on a beach. Name a household chore people hate doing dishes. Name something people put on pizza.

[A]

Pineapple.

[C]

Name something you take on a road trip. Name something you'd find on a beach. Oh, no. Name a household joy for people hate doing.

[A]

I don't even know what you said.

[C]

Name a household chore people hate doing laundry. Name.

[A]

Oh, this is bad.

[B]

This is bad.

[C]

I mean, we're just.

[A]

We're.

[C]

We're cooked. Time's up.

[A]

Oh, my God. What was that? All right, go ahead. I don't know what happened. I think my judge started to have a panic attack himself. I'm not quite sure what was happening there.

[C]

Wait, what? I did start having a panic.

[A]

He started fumbling on the questions. I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, I had a panic attack. I'm not gonna lie. A little bit. Slightly.

[A]

Okay. I Don't know.

[B]

Did we get the question?

[A]

I don't know. It's not up. Don't look at me.

[C]

Well, the good news is, is, Cam, you had gotten 180. 84 out of 200. You got the first. You got the right answer for all of them. You know the number one answer in all of them? Cameron, you gave them. Okay, Peyton, let's just go over Peyton's real quick.

[A]

Let's go. No, gotta go. Him. Me.

[C]

Okay. Name a reason someone might be late to work. Cam number one answer. Traffic.

[B]

Traffic.

[A]

That's what I said, too.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

He also said that.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Name something you'd find on a beach. Cam number one answer. Sand. Peyton. Not on the board.

[A]

Not on the board,

[B]

dog. I mean, if the beach is worth it. Yeah, there should be a handful, but come on.

[A]

First thing out of my mind.

[B]

Oh, my God. Okay. All right.

[C]

Name a household chore people hate doing. Cam number one answer. Dishes. Peyton also said dishes. Here we go. Name of topping people put on pizza. Number one answer. Cameron. Pepperoni.

[B]

Obviously.

[C]

Peyton, Pineapple. Four points.

[A]

I thought we were thinking about exotic.

[B]

I was still high.

[A]

I was still thinking about.

[B]

Oh, my God. Think of your regular pizza. Pepperoni, number one.

[A]

Yeah, but I knew you had probably said that.

[B]

Sausage, beef, Canadian bacon.

[A]

Who puts Canadian bacon on a pizza?

[B]

I would rather you said, like, vegetables.

[A]

Like an olive.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Ah, that's disgusting.

[C]

It's all down to this. Okay, we need 12 points.

[B]

Boys.

[C]

Name something you take on a road trip. Damron. Number one answer. You said snacks to close it out for all the marbles. Peyton, you said please

[B]

again, not all the board, bud.

[C]

Absolutely failed.

[A]

I thought we were talking about me.

[B]

Oh, there's no way you said for road trip, bro.

[A]

We have. We have done that. No way.

[C]

Now, I thought.

[B]

I thought he at least say his phone. You love a good doom scroll. You can't k again at the beach on pizza in a road trip. Oh, my God.

[A]

Dude on a pizza is the name of my new album.

[C]

You'll be happy to know, though we did have time to repeat one of the questions.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. Yes, thank you, please.

[C]

Which was name a household chore people hate doing. Initially, Peyton said dishes alongside you.

[B]

Good answer. Good answer.

[C]

We need 12 points for the win. At the buzzer, Peyton said laundry for 24 points.

[B]

Yes, sir. There you go. That's. That's if you didn't say laundry, dude. He goes.

[A]

No, the dude. I'm just kidding. That. That's a little much.

[B]

Oh, my God. Okay. Hey, it took a warm up round.

[A]

Yeah. That's fantastic.

[B]

That was good.

[A]

Fun game.

[B]

Good fast money. Good fast, fast money.

[A]

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[B]

Oh, you said early. Yeah, I guess I was going to say early. Yeah. My brain kind of.

[A]

Get us out of here, man.

[B]

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[A]

That was today, huh?

[B]

That was.

[A]

I remember when I took love. Besides, I got home to Christmas. We'll see you next time, hopefully. Bully.

[B]

See you.