THE BEST FRIEND vs GIRLFRIEND CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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Podcast Summary: THE BEST FRIEND vs GIRLFRIEND CHALLENGE!

You Should Know Podcast – Episode 212 (April 13, 2026) Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy | Special Guest: Sarah

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Overview

In episode 212 of "You Should Know," Peyton and Cam dig deep into hilarious banter and friendly rivalry as they introduce a special "Best Friend vs. Girlfriend Challenge." The episode centers around a spirited battle of wits between Cam, Peyton's longtime best friend, and Sarah, Peyton’s girlfriend, to determine who truly knows Peyton best. Throughout the show, the trio dives into stories of public embarrassment, conspiracy theories, bizarre hypothetical scenarios, and personal quirks that define their tight-knit dynamic—all with the duo’s trademark unfiltered and comedic energy.

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Highlights & Key Discussion Points

1. Opening Banter, Hats & Head Sizes

[02:08–07:12]

• Cam returns to the studio, sparking a hilarious tangent about head sizes and hat struggles.
• Peyton teases Cam’s “massive noggin” (“What made you–now, so your head’s so big, right?...Is that air, is that skull?” – Peyton, 02:37), and Cam demonstrates the agony of finding hats that fit.
• They joke about undercover cops, dancing moves (boogie/Dougie), and insecurities over appearances.

2. Embarrassing Health & Body Stories

[07:53–14:36]

• Peyton opens up about his health journey, past fast-food habits, and eating better (“I would literally eat McDonald’s, Whataburger, Cane’s every single day...and then at night, alcohol” – Peyton, 08:27).
• Shares an awkward experience at a new meal prep store, where he feels judged about his hips (“She did not look you up, she looked at my hips...” – Peyton, 11:09).
• Both riff on body changes, sensitive “dad” nipples, and discovering unflattering old pictures.

3. Strange Public Encounters & Fan Stories

[15:52–26:35]

• Cam tells of meeting a fan at Kroger while sick and being asked for a photo and a handshake (“It’d be an honor if I got sick from co host Cam” – 18:04), highlighting overly familiar fans.
• Peyton describes being approached by a fan with a live squirrel on his shoulder (“A squirrel pops up right here. I swear to God, a squirrel pops up on my shoulder” – Peyton, 23:13), and the social anxiety that comes with public recognition.

4. Navigating Social Anxiety and Awkwardness

[26:35–32:03]

• Peyton details using fake phone calls—even conversing with ChatGPT (Ms. Anubis)—to avoid awkward encounters in public:
  • “You need to go to hell or be arrested. You are a terrible person, dude.”
• Cam tries to coach Peyton through hypothetical social interactions, with Peyton struggling even with simple greetings.
• They debate whether social quirks are fixable, comparing to things like dyslexia and auditory processing disorders.

5. Voice Attraction & Flirty Habits

[33:35–36:03]

• Discussion on the attractiveness of voices; Cam and Peyton recall Peyton’s famous “hitting on girls” FaceTime habits.
• Cam and Robbie mock Peyton’s “deal closer” face:
  • “It’s the open mouth, top teeth showing in the gaze.” (D, 36:22)

6. Hygiene, World’s Dirtiest Man & Bizarre Hypotheticals

[39:30–57:04]

• Cam introduces the story of Amu Haji, who didn't bathe for 67 years and died soon after being forced to bathe.
• Discuss bets on how long each would go without bathing, and for how much money (“Three years…I need about $15 million.” – Peyton, 45:30).
• The "Would you rather have hands as feet or feet as hands?" debate:
  • Peyton takes hands: “That is the obvious choice.”
  • Cam argues for feet for “survival,” leading to hilarious debates about evolutionary traits.

7. Moon Landings & Debating Conspiracies

[60:15–76:03]

• Cam discusses Artemis 2 and their skepticism about modern moon missions.
• Both express doubts about the official moon landing story, citing the lack of new missions and use of modern technology.
• They launch into broader distrust of historical narratives and the role of propaganda.

8. The “Best Friend vs. Girlfriend” Challenge

[77:24–101:15]

• Special guest Sarah (Peyton’s girlfriend) joins for an anticipated face-off versus Cam.
• Game structure: Peyton asks personal questions; first to 5 correct answers wins.
• Questions cover childhood, food orders, favorite color, formative memories, and music.
• Both fiercely compete, with Cam ultimately edging out Sarah:
  • Final question: “What is my favorite album from The Weeknd?” (Correct answer: "My Dear Melancholy" – Cam, 100:59)
• Good-natured ribbing about the outcome, mutual teasing over their personal connections to Peyton.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On embarrassing health stories and old habits:
  “I would literally eat McDonald’s, Whataburger, Cane’s every single day…it was like breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and then at night, alcohol.” – Peyton [08:27]
• On being approached in public:
  “It’d be an honor if I got sick from co host Cam.” – Fan, recounted by Cam [18:04]
  "A squirrel pops up right here. I swear to God, a squirrel pops up on my shoulder." – Peyton [23:13]
• On using AI for social avoidance:
  "This guy was talking to ChatGPT for five minutes while we were walking through the mall." – Cam [26:05]
• On personal quirks:
  “3 tablespoons of egg whites is…You can eat that in a singular bite, you don’t have to chew it.” – Cam [93:10]
• On conspiracy theories:
  “If this does not solidify that we have never been to the moon, I don’t know what else does.” – Cam [61:58]
• Challenge victory:
  “I believe the correct answer, and for the win…My Dear Melancholy.” – Cam [100:59]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Intro Banter & Hat Talk: [02:08–07:12]
• Embarrassing Health Story: [07:53–14:36]
• Strange Fan Encounters: [15:52–26:35]
• Avoiding Social Interactions: [26:35–32:03]
• Attractive Voices & Flirting Memories: [33:35–36:03]
• World's Dirtiest Man, Hygiene Hypotheticals: [39:30–57:04]
• Hands or Feet Debate: [50:02–57:15]
• Moon Landing Conspiracies: [60:15–76:03]
• Sarah Joins (“Best Friend vs. Girlfriend Challenge”): [77:24–101:15]
• Challenge Conclusion & Close: [100:48–101:15]

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Tone, Chemistry, and Closing

The episode is lively, sharply funny, and packed with roast-heavy camaraderie. Peyton and Cam’s friendship shines through every segment, with both quick to tease, joke, and reminisce. Sarah proves to be a witty match, handling the crossfire with grounded humor and composure. Their collective banter balances heartfelt glimpses into their lives with over-the-top, irreverent hypothetical debates.

Notably:

• The “Best Friend vs. Girlfriend” challenge doesn’t just determine bragging rights, but also peels back layers of Peyton’s relationships for listeners, marrying humor with authenticity.
• Throughout, the group’s openness, vulnerability, and relentless ribbing epitomize the show’s fun-loving, intimate vibe.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This episode is a quintessential “You Should Know” experience: a hilarious deep dive into Peyton’s world, with stories of friendship, love, and the quirks that come from knowing someone inside and out. From anxiety-driven antics to existential doubts about the moon landing, plus the much-anticipated trivia battle, episode 212 balances outlandish humor with moments of genuine connection and self-reflection.

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Secret code for dedicated fans: “SOT” (“Sarah On Tour”) – Leave it everywhere to show you’re a real one! [103:30]

Next up: Catch exclusive couple’s Q&A and behind-the-scenes content by joining their Patreon (Koala Club), and grab your tickets for the YSK House tour.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Oh, Dr. P. More like Dr. Seuss.

[A]

Let's go to. Let's. Let's go to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast.

[B]

We got co host Cam back in the studio. You know, you know what? I honestly look like what I think I look like with a ball cap. Okay.

[A]

You do, like genuinely look like you go outside of middle schools and watch. I'm like this.

[B]

I'm just like, oh, hey, how's it going? Yeah, hey. No, I think I look like a youth sports coach.

[A]

Really?

[B]

I'm like, all right.

[A]

So I know sometimes one of the same.

[B]

We got dude.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, well, I mean, there is correlation. Can I.

[A]

What made you now so your head's so big, right? Like you have A massive big noggin.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I can't tell if the extra part that I'm seeing up here is skull or is that air in the.

[B]

That's brain. That is absolutely. That is cerebral cortex right there. So.

[A]

What? Oh my God.

[B]

What?

[A]

The stitches are gonna pop on that hat. The stitches turn to the side so they can see. Oh, wow, look at that. Are you in the last hole?

[B]

Oh. Oh, baby. If it's a snap bag, I'm last hole in it. Every time there's.

[A]

I have.

[B]

I have no room for games. You're on the third. Good for you. I'm on the last one. That's why I can't buy a snap.

[A]

And it's not like it's like the last. It's not like it's like the last. Where it's like straight.

[B]

No, they start going like this. It's bad.

[A]

Watch this. Ready? Okay.

[B]

It just undid.

[A]

Oh, my God. And you have a red line.

[B]

Hey, hats aren't made for my skull size. I tried to wear one to. To camouflage how bad my hair is. It's another week without a haircut. I'm going through a rough. That's all right.

[A]

You look like you're like. No, I can't tell which one's worse with the hat or with man.

[B]

That hurts my. That hurts my heart.

[A]

That hurt. I wore.

[B]

I spent specifically wore a hat and I actually ended up matching you today.

[A]

Oh, yeah. We are wearing the same hat.

[B]

We both got the same hat. Now yours got a little stain on it, but we both got the same hat. But you can wear yours with pride. Oh, dude, I'm light skinned and cool.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, I got a little Harry Potter. JK Rolling. Glasses on. Growling Ooh, rolling it is Rowling.

[A]

W. So bowl bow.

[B]

Ooh, he goes bow. Rolling. I'll stick with rolling, but I do think it's rally. But yeah, it's. I don't know.

[A]

Do you make it okay? Okay. Can I see the hat? Put it on. But just backwards. Put on backwards. Maybe that will help.

[B]

Dude, that's not gonna help. You're gonna see the last hole and all of it's not glory.

[A]

Please let me just see it. Let me just see it. Maybe it won't be as bad. You look like a 40 year old. That's like an undercover cop.

[B]

You go, dude, how much for the weed, Dude?

[A]

Who's got the bigger sugar, man?

[B]

I go, dude, y' all are lame as hell, dog. I don't even want your. Your ounce of shake, bro. Y' all are So y' all are.

[A]

Y' all are.

[B]

Go back to the roller skating park. Do my own Dougie. I got doogie. It was a boogie.

[A]

Boogie with a Dougie? Yeah, it's a Dougie.

[B]

How would you Dougie, show me?

[A]

I consider, you know, teach me how to doogie.

[B]

I would be a boogie. I'd see a boogie almost like the Twist,

[A]

I'm not gonna lie.

[B]

Now you mix those together, you're hitting a little. You hit a little. And then I just go. Anyway, you got the weed right? Afterwards you go, hun.

[A]

Jamal.

[B]

I go, dude. Oh, come on, Antoine. Dude, the feds. I'm not one of those pigs, man. I'm just trying to get high and lifted, dog. I want. I want some of your bounce back. I want some of. I want some of your great grass, dog. Dude, Jamal, don't even give me that, cuz I've been here from the. You're the worst undercover cop ever.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie.

[B]

I think that would be the perfect. Perfect role for my debut of acting is like a SNL skit to be an undercover cop.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

To where I can intentionally be bad at it. That is the satire I think I would deliver.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's cuz you look soft. It's tight. It's really tight.

[A]

It looks fine.

[B]

It looks decent. It feels like it's pulling my eyes up. No, it is like my eyes are going and getting pulled.

[A]

Okay. Try to just slide the hat back like this. Do that.

[B]

See, I don't mind. When I went and it immediately broke. Immediately broke.

[A]

Try. Okay. Put it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Dude, your head's so red. Like it's so bad.

[B]

Peyton, my head is not normal. I've already said okay. It makes me sad. And the one time I stepped out of my comfort zone for you. Right? Because I go. I can go to a lids and I can get a seven and three fourths. Big size.

[A]

I know. But no, you cannot. You cannot fit a 7 and 3, 4.

[B]

My hat that I have is a 7 and 3 fourths. It fits on my head. There will be a red line within three minutes of usage. But so I said, okay, let me try an eight now. I said, no, this is. This isn't good. No one likes to be the guy that wears an eight. I try an eight too big. I went, all right. I get online. Seven, seven, eight. In between three fourths and eight.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I go, that's money. That's going to be my slice of pie right there. The hat comes in. It should have been an eight and a half. On my head, it went like this. Like, it was loosey goosey.

[A]

I think they make. There's hat companies that make hats for big heads. It's called really. Well, we're going to. Yeah, we're going to mute that because

[B]

we don't sponsor, but yeah. And they're like. Smallest size is equivalent to like an 8.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

And then it only gets bigger.

[A]

It's like the Big and Tall store for heads.

[B]

Dude. I went to the Big and Tall store one time because I thought it was cool. I did not realize it was like, like 53 waist.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

48 length. I'm like, is it. Who's. Is this Andre the Giant? Yeah.

[A]

How many pants?

[B]

What in the hell?

[A]

How many pants did you buy?

[B]

Got two pairs. A good deal. I got two pairs, good deal. I don't think I look terrible with it like this.

[A]

Dude. Speaking of big and tall, there's really nothing you can do that looks, like, comfortable.

[B]

Yeah, no, I just take it off

[A]

because obviously an eyesore. I just need a haircut. Yeah. Honestly. Or just a head reduction.

[B]

Oh, God, dude. All right, dude.

[A]

Speaking of being big, I got real embarrassed this week. Like, something very embarrassing happened.

[B]

You got embarrassed? Yeah.

[A]

So if you don't know if y'.

[C]

All.

[A]

If y' all don't follow me on my personal pages or if you don't really watch the podcast too frequently. I've been on a health journey recently.

[B]

Health and wellness queen.

[A]

I've been really trying to take care of myself optically. You probably can't tell, but I've been really trying to. Trying to watch what I eat. Because if you've watched the podcast for years, I've always said I only eat fast food.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

That was my diet for probably a solid three years.

[B]

And that Peyton has died.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

He's come back again.

[A]

Yes. Yes. So I would. I would literally eat McDonald's, Whataburger, Cane's every single day. It was like breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and then at night, alcohol. Like, that was. That was my day. I'd be like, sarah, pour me up two Guinnesses and have a dirty martini ready after the second one's.

[B]

Hey, grab them snickerdoodles, too. I got a nasty sweet tooth back molar. Really? I mean, killing me.

[A]

Yeah. So that would be my diet. So recently, like, the past couple months, I've been really focused on my diet and working out. Yeah. Props. So, you know, my girlfriend Sarah has been a great help meal prepping and getting everything done, but she's busy with what she's doing. As well in her personal life. So I was like, okay. I didn't know they had this other than factor because I use factor all the time. But I wanted something new, right? I was just like, let me try something new. Because we didn't go to the grocery store. We didn't have time. Let me just go up the street to this new meal prep place. There's an in store meal prep place. Basically, you walk in, they have this big refrigerator and they got healthy breakfast, lunch, dinners. Buy your meals, right? Fire.

[B]

You need to send me that address.

[A]

Yeah, I got you. So. Well, no, you shouldn't go there. Especially after this happened.

[B]

Oh, my God. It happened here?

[A]

Yes. The most embarrassing thing happened when I went to this meal prep place.

[B]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[A]

And you know, obviously taking care of yourself is very. It could be awkward, right? Like, it could be scary. This is a new thing. You're 72. Judgment, right? So you think gyms, meal prep places should be the most open, most inclusive. Yes.

[B]

But you're allowed in.

[A]

You're doing so well for even stepping in here.

[B]

You've made a journey to come to this store. You're doing good.

[A]

So I pull up to this meal prep place. I walk in the people. The lady at the front didn't acknowledge me fully. She kind of just looked at me

[B]

and I said, it's okay.

[A]

I don't like to talk either. So I turn immediately to the fridges because I'm just going to pick my meals out now. I've been eating healthy and I know my macros, I know calories, I know my proteins, my points, what I'm supposed to be looking for. I've been doing this long enough, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I head to the fridge. I'm reading, right? I'm like, okay, that's 269 calories. It's okay, right? I'm looking. She walks up beside me, she goes, hey, how are you doing? I go, I'm good, I'm good. I'm still looking. She goes, first time here? And I go, yeah. She goes, I can tell. You can tell.

[B]

Okay. What? We're gonna give her the benefit of the doubt she's talking about. Cause maybe you're confusion, maybe you didn't know the lay of the land.

[A]

So that would be. Oh, you don't know where everything's at. That's the follow up to that.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

She went like this. First time here, Yeeze.

[B]

Uh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

She goes, I can tell she did not look you up. She looked at my hips, she looked at my Hips. Cameron shooked at my hips.

[B]

What would she have done if I walked in?

[A]

Oh, she'd have been like, get out.

[B]

What do you want, walrus? I would've been like, hey, a pizza

[A]

place is down the street.

[B]

This isn't Cici's. She looked at your hips? Yes.

[A]

She's cinched. Yeah. Thank you.

[B]

You're welcome. You're cinched, queen. Thank you, Pen. You're cinched.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

You're getting quite cinched. Thank you. You're welcome.

[A]

I can't say the same. I would return the comment. The other day, I was like, woo.

[B]

You go, Cam. You're cinched for a pack of cinnamon rolls.

[A]

Yeah. You were walking up my stairs and you were grabbing the rail and I said, stop it before it breaks.

[B]

Now, guys, I'm just kidding.

[A]

You look good.

[B]

There's a real thing about what a baby does to the man, too, right? Is that a thing? It's a thing. It's a thing. My nipple's been sensitive recently.

[A]

My nipples got puffy.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Early onset gyno.

[A]

Early onset gyno. And it's really bothering me. I don't know. So, like, I swear to God, before I walk into, like, the bed, when Sarah's laying down, I'll. I'll give myself a rub or two. You're not Fluff Nip.

[B]

You are not prepping your areolas for your girlfriend.

[A]

Oh, I swear to God I am. She's not seeing me on soft. Not here. She can see that all day. She knows there's nothing to look at when it's soft there. But here, no, no, right now, I'm a little hard.

[B]

A nipple. A nipple fetish. A nipple insecurity. It's an insecurity because they start looking like nipple and something like that. Like gummy elderly people. Like, like a. A house or the elderly.

[A]

Yeah. And it's just like. It's like sometimes my nipple's bigger than my breasts.

[B]

You pepperoni nipple.

[A]

It's like, I really got nipple problems.

[B]

I don't think you have gyno.

[A]

Maybe that's what she saw. The nipples through my shirt.

[B]

She said, oh, I can tell. She goes, oh, it's all right, little girl. It's okay. That's still the best picture ever.

[A]

That's not funny. That has to go on the screen. No, it can't. Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, put it on the screen. You're not. That's not. That's not you anymore.

[A]

That's your old.

[B]

That's the past life.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Put it on the Screen.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, my God. This. This is on the screen. Ready? And right about now. So this picture, we were going.

[A]

We're keeping up while we describe it.

[B]

Yeah, we were going through or we had a fun night. It was me, Ryan, Sarah, Peyton, and Liv. And we were out just having a fun night, and I was just taking pictures. And whatever happened, we were going through the camera roll, and he was on FaceTime on screen share. And I'm going through these pictures, and he goes, no, go back. He said, who the hell. Go. Go back. Right now I go back to this picture. And he literally lost his mind over his own side profile.

[A]

In this picture. It literally looked like I was developing breasts. It looked like I needed a training bra. And it's not like, funny like, y'.

[B]

All. Hehe.

[A]

Yeah, Right. Funny. Good stuff. No, that affected me. Like, it literally looked like it did. Like, it looked like I was. I was. I was. I was prepping for an operation, I think. You know what I mean? Like, I was switching.

[B]

I think that might have been.

[A]

Fine, do what you want.

[B]

That might have been one of your, like, founding, like, really, like, flame under the moments. Like, you're like, oh, I gotta keep.

[A]

No, I literally, like, somebody could have needed me like this. They could have been like, you like that.

[B]

Like. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

And I would have been like, it's bad. It's. It's literally embarrassing.

[B]

Softer, A little softer.

[A]

It's really bad. But I've been working on it, and I'm happy with how I'm turning out.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

I have a story about myself. Yeah. What happened from the public. The more, like, the more that I. I don't know, live, I'm like, I probably should just stop going out places. Like, just happens. Like that thing that happened with you. This thing I'm about to tell you with me, like, it's. The more I live, I'm like, wow. I mean, people are strange.

[A]

Okay, so it's an. Another person did something.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[A]

What they do. So as.

[B]

As y' all know, last week I. I very audibly talked about my stomach issues. I was. I was having some poopies.

[A]

Yeah, you were having poopies.

[B]

Very poop.

[A]

By the way. People in the comments were like, y' all gotta start warning before you out.

[B]

And that, you know, that's fair. That's very fair.

[A]

They're probably.

[B]

Probably enjoying a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios. And I'm like, hey, I'm pooping water out of my bunghole.

[A]

Kind of look like honeymoon Cheerios.

[B]

Kind of look like Honey Nut Cheerios. More look like the milk, if you know what I'm saying. Like, the milk mixed with honey. Get a little dark tint on it.

[A]

Okay, stop it.

[B]

Sorry. Yeah, yeah. Didn't warn you again. Anyway, so that last week, right toward the tail end, let's call it Thursday, I finally. I was on that very last little thing of getting over it. So I did one more trip to Kroger. So I go to Kroger, and to make sure for. Anytime we feel bad or something, we always take a test to make sure we're not going to give it to anyone else. So I got another little flu. Flu COVID test. And I had two Pedialytes in my hand and then like, an allergy pill because I was low on it. So I'm walking through the Kroger and this guy shows up and he literally goes, dude, hey.

[A]

Hey, man. Are you.

[B]

Are you. And I'm like.

[A]

I'm like.

[B]

I'm literally just like, not now. And he goes, hey, Cam. So I turn around, hey, what's up, bro? Oh, dude, I had no clue I'd see you. You're such a big fan. I was like, bro, I appreciate that. And he goes, bro, can I like, can we get a picture or something? And I was like, yeah, sure. I was like, of course. So we take the picture, and I intentionally. First off, I'm holding stuff, and then my other hand, I'm just keeping it to myself. I don't want to get this guy on the off chance that I have something he can get. So then the picture ends, and he goes, bro, can I, like, dap you up some? I go, honestly, bro, like, I'm not even faking it. I'm really not feeling the best right now. I think we'll just, you know, I feel the love. I appreciate you watching. Like, thank you, bro. You're sick. He goes, no, no, no. Dap me up, please. And I literally went, no, Brahm. That's a flu test. And Pedialyte. I said, I'm not feeling good. Word for word. It'd be an honor if I got sick from you.

[A]

Nah, he's slobbered on.

[B]

Would be an honor if I got sick. Then he throws it. He doubles it, throws it into third person. It'd be an honor if I got sick from co host Cam. And I literally went, oh, wow. Didn't know I was getting that old croaky. When I tell you I was mind blown, I literally.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

No, I want you to guess my response. You go, so here we go.

[A]

Ready?

[B]

Oh, dude. No honor. Trust me, it'd be an honor if I got sick from you. Be an honor if I got sick from koh's camp.

[A]

You gotta say thanks, right?

[B]

I literally went like. I'm thinking he's being funny back. He goes, can. I was like, oh.

[A]

I was like, you're. You're.

[B]

You're serious?

[A]

Did you dab him up?

[B]

No.

[A]

How'd you escape it?

[B]

I literally said, oh, dude, you're funny, bro. Have. Have a good one.

[A]

I kind of do.

[B]

Like, yeah. I literally say, oh, you're hilarious. And I started walking away, and then he was like, ah. He's like, oh, bro, great meeting you, man. Great meeting you. I was like, yeah, sure, yeah.

[A]

Awesome.

[B]

You're sick.

[A]

There's people honored.

[B]

There's people out there, which is awesome. That's.

[A]

It's commander.

[B]

I'm not even trying to sound like that at all.

[A]

But you shouldn't want to get.

[B]

I am not deserving of that. I think anybody's honor for you to get sick from me. Yeah, I'm not getting. This isn't a. A lottery or. I'm not. We're not going on a trip or a steak dinner. I'm not smoking a stove with you.

[A]

Yeah, it's strange.

[B]

I have a stomach virus, and he said it'd be an honor.

[A]

Yeah, no, it's strange. And people. I think I can kind of relate to that, too. There's. There's lines that people aren't really understanding they shouldn't cross. Because I had an interaction with a fan this week, too. Oh, my God.

[B]

I'm telling. We gotta stay indoors.

[A]

No, for real. So I was walking through the mall. It was me, k. Rob, and Dario.

[B]

You gotta stay out of malls. Let's just call. Let's just call it spade. A spade. You honestly, like, you have to. You have to. You have to switch and convert to, like, an online shopper. Yeah, right. You are a walking lick in the mall.

[A]

Everything that. Everything bad that happens to me happens in a mall. I mean, obviously, the Meta Glasses video. Oh, that's fire.

[B]

Oh, that's fire.

[A]

Now this, right?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

So I was walking through the mall.

[B]

I don't know if I'm ready for this.

[A]

And obviously, as I walk through the mall, people come up, take pictures, whatever, Scream if you see me in public. Stop screaming. Oh, I don't like to. Don't scream.

[B]

Oh, don't scream.

[A]

Oh, my God. I understand the excitement, but you're scaring me now, right?

[B]

You're scaring me. And it's like. It's, like, invisible, Inviting everyone to our sacred moment. So. Oh, my God. They're like, dude, it's Cam. And I'm just like, I'm going home. I don't need anything. I came here for.

[A]

And so. Which is fine. Like, people are excited. I'm fine with that.

[B]

Right?

[A]

So I was walking through the mall, just enjoying my time, and there's this group of three guys that are starting to approach me, right? They're on the other side of the store, but we're about to cross paths, and I can see us crossing paths. And I've done this long enough. I can tell if somebody recognizes me. So they're giving me that look and, like, looking at each other, and they're starting to pull out their phones.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

These guys recognize me 100%. So now my eyes go the other way because, like, I'm like, I'm awkward. I don't know how this interaction works.

[B]

They'll approach, we'll talk. But I'm not going to just go.

[A]

Exactly. So I'm starting to look away and I see them starting to trail me, starting to come to where I'm going.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now one guy comes up to me. Hey, man, big fan of the podcast. Can I take a picture with you? Yeah. And now I'm awkward, right? And so. And when people are talking to me, anxiety. There's a crowd. I'm not doing well. I'm sweating and I'm starting to see. It's like I just got hit with a smoke bomb. Yeah.

[B]

Where'd you go?

[A]

Yeah. It's like I'm disoriented. I'm hearing ringing in my ears, like a flashbang went off. And so another guy comes up, takes a picture with this all one group takes a picture with me.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Now the guy holding the camera, he's bigger guy. So I'm obviously looking his direction. And I don't know if it's the anxiety taking over or I'm seeing something, but as I'm looking at the guy taking the picture, I see something moving on his shoulder. And I go, did I just take some ass or do I need to go take a nap? Because I'm seeing some moving on this guy's shoulder that's taking the picture.

[B]

Now.

[A]

I'm so scared after the second picture, I know the third guy that's taking the picture is about to come and ask, right? You know how they rotate?

[B]

I don't know. He's gonna be right next to you.

[A]

So I try to turn immediately, but he goes, hey, big cock. Oh, God.

[B]

Hey.

[A]

I said, what? He goes, I want one too.

[B]

Oh,

[A]

I thought I was insane when I saw something moving on his shoulder. But as he comes next to me to take the picture, his shoulders touching mine. And it's not just our shoulders touching. A squirrel pops up right here. I swear to God, a squirrel pops up on my shoulder. I said, what the

[B]

what? I thought you were gonna say a cockroach.

[A]

No, no, no. Squirrel had a full grown public mall wrapped around him, was running across his shoulder. I. I got scared. The squirrel got scared. The squirrel jumped on the clothes rack. He's like, oh, no. And he grabs his squirrel and he's like doing tricks with the squish kids. Like 17, big kid doing tricks with the squirrel. And he's like, yeah, you want to hold it? You want to hold my squirrel? I said, oh,

[B]

I will crush your squirrel's skull.

[A]

I said, I was like, where'd you get a squirrel? Where'd you get this squirrel? He goes, it's my sisters. I said. I said, brother, you got that from outside. You found that mother on its tree, and you took him.

[B]

You gave the squirrel heron, and now he thinks you're God.

[A]

And if you think I'm kidding, I sent you a video.

[B]

You have video proof of the squirrel?

[A]

Of the guy peer pressuring me to touch his squirrel?

[B]

You are Absolutely.

[A]

We're gonna play this right now. Tell me when you hit start.

[B]

I hit start right now. Oh, you're definitely on a fake phone call.

[A]

Grab this mic. Grab a mic. Yeah, I was. Okay, so if you see in the video, I was not like, it's a big guy, bro.

[B]

You touch his back, and he literally springboards back to his owners.

[A]

That's not his owner, Cam. He was kidnapped. That's not. He was saying that squirrel didn't want to be in JCPenney.

[B]

No, I'm not gonna lie. That guy looks like he owns a squirrel. Let's keep it. Let's keep a bean. Let's keep it.

[D]

Also, that wasn't a phone call.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. So there's two parts to this care. There's two parts.

[D]

That was not a phone call. So, as he said, when we're in public, specifically the mall, people do approach often.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

His go to is usually phone activity.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

He'll look down at his phone, and he kind of just starts navigating. And I'll be like, hey, let's go left here. Let's go. I keep a. Keep a swivel right. This time. He's talking. Yeah. So.

[B]

And.

[D]

And he's just kind of rambling, kind of, like, softly, like, mumbling into the phone. Just.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And I was thinking, all of a

[A]

sudden, the weird thing was, how long was it?

[D]

Yeah, that was the weird thing. There was no breath in between. He was just kind of like. Just no. Like, there's no interaction. And I'm thinking, my God, he's giving a speech on the phone right now. And I literally look up at one point, I go, who you on the phone with? He goes. We pause for just a second when he thinks we're in the clear, and he goes to pull the phone away, and he goes, hey, Ms. Anubis, good

[B]

to hear from you.

[D]

This guy was talking to Chad GPT

[B]

for five minutes while we were walking through the mall.

[D]

God forbid he talked to his friends, much less anybody in the general public.

[B]

He's on chat. GPT talking. You need to go to hell or be arrested. You are a terrible person, dude. Honestly, I've just had a Rough day? Like, I don't even know. Like, I mean, I understand. Like, you can't physically give me a hug, but, like, dude, like, maybe, like. Like the funniest joke you could find, like, let it rip. Like, why are you talking to Ms. Anubis when you have two human beings? Two sentient beings next to you.

[A]

Okay. And a squirrel master. You think I'm kidding about my anxiety? Like, it's so bad.

[B]

Oh, I know.

[A]

It's whenever we're in a public space that I can tell people are, like, noticing me and they want to talk to me. The best way I can get away from it is being on the phone. Because some people, not everybody, will respect the fact that you're on the phone. I'm not gonna talk to him. And it's not that I don't wanna talk to y'. All. I don't know how to talk to y'. All.

[B]

Yeah, you're just freaking out.

[A]

And so I'm like, normally, I'll call you, but you're not available anymore. I call Sarah. She's not available. And those are the only two people I can talk to. Right.

[B]

They both said. What the. They said we were literally with you.

[A]

Yes, but they will interrupt us if we're talking. They won't interrupt the phone call. So I was like, the only person I have left is Ms. Anubis, my chatgpt. And he says for five minutes. That was like, a 25 minute.

[B]

What were you saying? You were literally just rambling like nonsense. No, I was talking, and then when she.

[A]

I was literally having a conversation.

[B]

That's not okay, though. That's strange as, like, that's so different, bro. You understand that? Like, that's so. That's so insanely different.

[A]

I don't know how to interact in public. I don't know what to do.

[B]

Train, Learn.

[A]

Dude, you didn't.

[B]

We need to trap you.

[A]

How do you. Okay, let's train. Train. How do I train for talking in public?

[B]

You literally bump a shoulder with the person. You go, oh, I'm so sorry, and then you start talking.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So we're walking through the mall. Are you a fan?

[B]

No. Okay, Regular guy.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Regular person. Ready?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

Hey, you.

[B]

Yeah. Hey, you. What is this, the Notebook? Hey, you.

[A]

Hey.

[B]

Hey, you.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh. Well, I'm another. I'm a guy. I'm just a grown man. Hey, you. The hell?

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

Sorry, man. Try again. Hey, you again. I'm leaving. If you say, hey, you. I'm leaving.

[A]

Yep. All right, let's go.

[B]

Okay, we're walking. Oh, sorry about that. Is that an oopsie?

[A]

Yep. Whoopsie.

[B]

Oh, no, it's all good. Hey, don't worry, man. My fault. I think you dropped your. I think you dropped your wallet, bro.

[A]

Oh, sorry.

[B]

I got. Oh, okay. All right, all right. Okay.

[A]

How do you.

[B]

Okay, you need. No, no, no, no, no, no. Shut your mouth and listen. Shut your mouth and listen. I am your friend. I am your brother. I am Cameron, right?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I'm here with you in the flesh. Yes, you can talk to me. So for the sake of.

[A]

Okay. With you. The eye contact's so direct.

[B]

For the sake of the activity.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I am going to be someone else. Yes, yes, yes. But you know that this is pretend, so you should be able to give me decent effort, right? Okay, we're gonna bump. And if you say, hey, you, whoopsie, or I gotta talk to my AI Claude agent, then you lose.

[A]

I feel like my hands are losing, like, feeling.

[B]

Here we go, here we go. Walking, walking, walking. Just let it flow. Think of it like basketball. One dribble after the other. Ready, watch. Walking. Ready? And. Oh. Oh, my fault, man.

[A]

No, it's all good. Hey, I think you.

[B]

I think you actually dropped your wallet, bro. Thanks. My fault again. Do you go. Bro, do you go to this store often, by the way?

[A]

Which one?

[B]

This one right here. It's called. It's called Dick's Sporting Goods.

[A]

Yeah, I love it.

[B]

You love? Really? Is it good, though? I was trying to find a jersey for my little boy and I know they have the fan shop down there, but someone told me that Dick's has like, good prices.

[A]

Yeah, they do.

[B]

They do. Okay. All right, bro.

[A]

How old's your kid?

[B]

Oh, dude, thanks for asking. Dude, he's. He's honestly hilarious. He's. He's like 14 months right now. He can talk yet he's 14 months old. No, he's not really talking that good, you know, like toddler baby. Yeah, like, they go just over one year of life. Yeah. Sorry, that was a bit rude, man. I've had a stress day, dude. My. My boss is.

[A]

Yeah, we all have one and they all stink.

[B]

Bosses are opinions are like.

[A]

We all have one and they all stink.

[B]

Okay, man. Hey, are you alright, man? I don't know. I just feel like maybe. Maybe God sent me to the mall day to bump into your shoulder. Can I pray for you? You all right?

[A]

God needs to send me into a truck.

[B]

Hey, don't say that, man.

[A]

Yeah, don't say that either.

[B]

Get down and So I didn't. What are you doing? Where's your son? He's at home with his mom. Do you need water? I go, hey, man, you're sweating a lot. Are you okay? Seriously, I'm trying to help you, man. I mean, if you want to go about your day.

[A]

Dude, that. Oh. Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah, they do. Good prices. Good prices. Yeah. How's your son? How's your son?

[A]

You do.

[B]

Where is he?

[A]

And I don't know where to look at your kid.

[B]

Where is. I don't know.

[A]

Whenever I'm talking to people, like, new people, like, I just. I have to look around and, like, I'll be like, yeah, like. You know what I mean? It's so.

[B]

Bless your heart. Because the unfortunate part about that. What the hell was that breath. Like, what was so exhausted.

[A]

Peyton, relax.

[B]

I can't.

[A]

That's a mental problem.

[B]

All right.

[A]

That's like.

[B]

Okay, he didn't breathe, man. Just take a breath.

[A]

One breath, dude, breathe.

[B]

Seriously.

[A]

You're thinking, like, it's like something I can just fix and think about and calm down and control. You wouldn't talk to somebody with. What's it called when you can't read letters?

[B]

What?

[A]

When it's scrambled letters?

[B]

Dyslexia.

[A]

Dyslexia. You wouldn't be like. You wouldn't go to a dyslexic person and just be like, hey, read Harry Potter, right?

[B]

I wouldn't go to any human being ever and say, hey, just read Harry Potter. And how am I gonna know they're dyslexic unless I talk? You don't speak in optics.

[A]

Is dyslexia only for reading?

[B]

What do you mean? As a. Opposed to an auditory version?

[A]

Yeah, there. Is there audible dyslexia?

[B]

There has to be, dude. The way my wife responds to questions I ask. There has to be. I'm like, there's no way. You think I just said, yeah, I'll leave like, hey, babe, where's the water? She's like, no, next Tuesday, 11 o'. Clock. I'm like, what the hell? I'm like. I said, where's your water? She said, oh, no, that's tomorrow night's dinner. I'm like, I don't know.

[A]

I don't know what's happening.

[B]

I feel like I'm being pranked.

[A]

There might be isn't. Because we won't ever know.

[B]

Dude, let's look it up.

[A]

Let's look it up.

[B]

Can some look that up real quick?

[A]

Can somebody look up.

[B]

Is there an auditory version of dyslexia? Where people are just hearing and the words become scrambled. Oh, my God. You might have that, too. Oh, my God.

[A]

Hearing dyslexia. It's her lexia.

[C]

While there's no official condition called auditory dyslexia, people sometimes use that phrase informally. Typically, they might be referring to auditory processing disorder. In that case, the ears work fine, but the brain has trouble decoding the sounds, especially speech.

[A]

Oh, well, there we go. That. Maybe that's what it is.

[B]

You might have apd.

[A]

Not to be insensitive. I don't want to say I have that. And why are you saying me?

[B]

No, sometimes you hit that, too.

[A]

No, you take my sense of care for what you say as A.P.D. that's not it.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

Austin Police Department.

[B]

Quick sidebar. Your girl, she sounds all right. Let's just say that. Let's put that out there.

[A]

No, I think we have, like, a. We definitely have, like, a. We have a thing with you. And I don't know if this is. Because this isn't a real episode. This is an intervention.

[B]

That's fine. Okay. That's fine. Go ahead, drop the curtain. Ooh, sharp fangs. That is an attractive voice. Let's just keep. Let's call a spade a spade. Okay.

[A]

Do you think people have attractive voices?

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

What makes an attractive voice for a woman so.

[B]

For me, with my wife.

[A]

Dude, that's so lame.

[B]

No, but I'm saying, like, I'm taking. I'm taking me out. I mean, I'm not taking me out of my marriage. I love my marriage. But I'm saying it's like, you.

[A]

Okay. Sound like. Like you're scared. No, no, it's okay. No, I love live.

[B]

I love Olivia. No, I was gonna say something that sounded crazy, but, like, I would think I don't have an attractive voice. Like two women. I don't. I don't think if someone like.

[A]

No, you don't sound good.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. Like love is blind. And I think when you try to sound good, it's, like, decent, but you can tell the force behind it.

[A]

No, you can't tell.

[B]

Oh, you can tell.

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

From your brother's side. You can tell the females. It might be, like, some weird, wicked voodoo. They might be. Oh, wow. He's so. Like, he. Like, he's, like, kind of. Kind of hard and dirty, but, like, he doesn't really give a.

[A]

No, can you talk about. Because you and. You and Robbie and everybody have talked about, whenever I used to hit on girls, I had a certain face and a voice. Oh.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

But you say I had that, but I still don't know what you're talking about.

[B]

You are you. You. There's. There's one word that describes if you truly don't believe you had a voice in the face, and that word is lie. I did not lie. If you don't think you had a voice.

[A]

I did not have a voice in a face. What was my voice in a face when I was hitting on girls?

[B]

You're on a FaceTime, right? Okay, first off, God knows it was through FaceTime, not just nose to nose. Nose knows. You'd be like, you just took off. So FaceTime first off. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. This is jog down memory lane. First off. Never ever is it an answer like that, ever. It's always like this. All right, so it was like a. Like a upward light thing. And you literally go like this. Get the lick. Lipping. Lot of lick. Living. Oh, my God. When you get off the phone. Oh, she has to go study. Oh, you have to go put up shots. Whatever it is. Get off the phone. You would swipe up, swipe right to Snapchat.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You would hit Snapchat and it'd be this right here.

[A]

I've never made that face a day in my life.

[B]

Oh, my days.

[A]

I don't even know how to make that face.

[B]

One.

[A]

Go ahead, Robbie. What is it?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

The deal closer was right here, though. Every single time he'd be in that smooth bag of talking. Yeah, no, that's cool. Yeah, right here. It's the open mouth, top teeth showing in the gaze.

[B]

Yeah. What?

[A]

The

[B]

bottom teeth, like, disappear. He literally, like. He's like, yes, yes, bro. You.

[D]

She would start talking, and you would close and seal the deal with the.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What face is that? And then.

[B]

And then. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And then the. My face is completely gone, but I'm a whisper that last sweet nothing into the thing. You'd be like, yeah, I'll make sure. I'll call you later.

[A]

All right. Get the out of here.

[B]

Get the out of here.

[A]

Hey, it worked. I go.

[B]

It worked. Clearly. I go. You knew something I didn't. I was like, you want to see my Yu Gi. Oh. Collection?

[A]

Or.

[B]

I mean, if you don't mind, I'd really like to play black ops for, like, four hours with my friends first. Like, then I could guess. I'll take you to Chili's.

[A]

Oh, man, I don't think I ever did that.

[B]

Oh, you did.

[A]

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[B]

Dude. Okay, now I have something that I was going to bring up, but we could not leave that story. But you had the squirrel kid. And it reminded me of something that I saw this weekend.

[A]

What'd you say?

[B]

I have to pull it up and you're not. I'm going to learn you something. All right.

[A]

Learn me something. I like when you talk to me like that. This is called Southern black.

[B]

This is. Oh, yes. This is now. That was from now if you do it. Okay. No, that was. That, you know, that was a bit much. That was a strip. No, I'll do here.

[A]

That was.

[B]

That was a. That was a. That was a yellow car. That was a mistake.

[A]

I don't know, Dario. That's what I'm reading.

[B]

I like saying yes, though. But like, not, not. Do not crazy.

[A]

Now you gotta get on.

[B]

Not yet. Yeah, I'm saying I like. Like it's more of a Y E S S I r. But if you say it quick enough and we are from that. It's like, you know, it comes out sometimes.

[A]

Yeah. Let's read what you have. Okay. What happened?

[B]

I need the class to be quiet. I'm learning you today about the world's dirtiest man.

[A]

Me.

[B]

Oh, God. If you ever. No, no. When you hear this, I have a question for you afterwards. But let me just tell you this first. The world's dirtiest man. This is a real, real living man. He's dead now, but a real man that existed. Documentation. AMU Haji. Okay, that's his name. A man who actually existed, I'm not going to say. In his country. Right. So he went 67 years.

[A]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[B]

They said, you speak about him, you will perish. Police investigation in a Dallas college campus. Yeah, not totally sure what that was, but we hope everyone's okay. And we're gonna keep it rolling.

[A]

Yeah, we're gonna keep on going, see if. See if we need to do anything. Yeah.

[B]

So back to learning you some. We're gonna talk about the world's dirtiest man.

[A]

Okay, what makes him the dirtiest man?

[B]

You wait. You wait to see what I'm about to tell you. This man, Amu Haji, he went 67 years without bathing. 67 years without bathing. And that, my friend, is the scratch on the surface of what this man did.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Ready for stats.

[A]

Okay, 67 years without bathing. So how old did he live to?

[B]

94.

[A]

So 67 minus 94. At, like, what age? 40? He stopped bathing.

[B]

Oh, no, that'd be 107. That'd be 107. 40 plus 67.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. Oh, so at, like, age 30, he stopped bathing.

[B]

Real lispy. 27.

[A]

So at my age, if I stopped bathing right now. Right now.

[B]

You could live to 94.

[A]

Wow. I don't want that.

[B]

Don't. Oh, if you stop. If you didn't bathe for a month, I'd probably significantly decrease our friendship.

[A]

Oh, I didn't bathe for two days. I went to the gym and cleared it out.

[B]

Oh, no. When I get the sniffs of my own, like, soiled scrotum, it literally, literally makes me mad at myself.

[A]

Makes me ill.

[B]

It makes me angry.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, I am having, like, a little bit of Bruce Banner starting to, like, pile up.

[A]

I was made in the darkness.

[B]

That's bane. I was born in the darkness.

[A]

Okay, what else?

[B]

So, Muhaji. 67 years without bathing. He apparently ate rotten corpses.

[A]

No, Cameron. Okay, no Cameron.

[B]

He drank muddy water.

[A]

No camera.

[B]

He ate mostly leftover and thrown away garbage food and the cherry on top.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He smoked cigarettes using animal dung. This man took a pipe, grabbed poop from a sheep and went. And now the best part about this man, right? So He. In his. I don't know if it was a village, city, whatever. Yeah, it got so. You know, almost seven decades of not bathing. It got so bad that people captured him and they forced him to bathe. And guess what?

[A]

Hold on, hold on. Being captured. You imagine you smelling so bad, your village to grab you and bathe you.

[B]

Oh, best part. Two months after the bath died.

[A]

Oh, the. Probably, like, the fumes and all the. The perfumes.

[B]

He was smoking animal piss and poop for so long, eating on dead, that he actually cleaned himself. Hit a little dawn bath soap.

[A]

Yeah. Dead. Wait, so wait, was he. Now I got to know why he was doing this.

[B]

I. Dude, dude, that's the same. Like, because I want to go for a record. What are you doing?

[A]

Because I want to be sensitive to the man, right? I do. Because if he didn't have access to certain things, right? And he was just like, maybe it was a homeless guy, didn't have money, and he was like, that's just the way he was living, then that makes me feel for him. Like, okay, instead of the city picking them up and throwing them into an Epsom salt, lavender oil. Maybe we should have put some turkey dinner, a GoFundMe for my man, little

[B]

protein, you know what I'm saying?

[A]

So I need you to find out

[B]

Marlboro Reds instead of sheep poop. Maybe we got smoked something better.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. I need you to find that out before I commentate on it, because that's a tricky situation. If he was less fortunate, like, if he could not do that and everybody was just picking on him and, like, you know, my man's dirty. Feel that.

[B]

Look up. AMU Haji. A m. O. U h, A lot of lookups here.

[A]

But, yeah, if.

[B]

If he was. Now, if he was homeless. Now, that's.

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

That is. That's something else. But my question to you, after learning about the world's dirtiest man, genuinely.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, first off, you name the price. You name the price. What do you want the price to be for your price? Just say it. Like, what? How long? Do what to go without bathing.

[A]

How much do I have to pay to go without bathing?

[B]

Yeah, but you. I'm talking for the rest of my life. No, no, you. I'm gonna give you different increments. You're gonna tell me how much it would cost.

[A]

Okay, restate the question.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna give you different increments of time without bathing, and I want you to tell me how much it would cost.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. First, one simple. One week, you got to go. One week.

[A]

$1,000, you go.

[B]

Honestly, just like, mental freedom.

[A]

Yeah. Honestly, a week off you go.

[B]

No stress. Yeah.

[A]

I'll take that, like, a thousand dol.

[B]

Now we're up in the.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Six months.

[A]

Six months without bathing.

[B]

Half a year without a singular. Now, you're not. You're not over here smoking animal feces. Yeah. You don't have to do that. You. You're living your daily life. You just cannot get a shower.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You cannot take a bath for six months. Oh, what's your price tag? Blank check in front of you.

[A]

Probably about $2 million.

[B]

$2 million. 2.

[A]

2. $2 million. If I feel when I get to month three, I might have to up that to about 5 million.

[B]

Oh, you don't get to up it, though. You don't.

[A]

Oh, I can negotiate. If I smell like that, I'll be like, either you. You bump it up, or I'm putting this on your nose.

[B]

I'm literally rubbing this on your face, and God knows what you're gonna get when you're bumping it. Okay, next one, we're gonna up it significantly.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Three consecutive years over a thousand days without a singular bath or shower.

[A]

Three years. I need about $15 million. Okay. I need money to get away from everybody, and I can live a life away from everybody with my means, and I don't need to function in society. If I have $15 million, I can take that, live somewhere far away on my own stench. You know what I mean? I don't affect anybody around me. That's the only way. You know, I don't feel like you would do it for any amount of money. Okay.

[B]

Oh, this is probably the one, if not one of few times, that you're being a humble princess.

[A]

No. Because I'm talking about your actual life, though, because you have a kid.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You have a wife, so they are instantly involved in your stitch.

[B]

You know, live wouldn't go for past more any more than four days. Oh, my God. She'd, like, get out of the house. I'm like, this is my house. She'd, like, get out.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Have to. I'd have to bathe. Okay. You are go. You.

[A]

Exactly what I'm saying. So I don't think you would be able to do it in your honest

[B]

life with your kids, you know, my frugality, and, you know, if I. If someone said a check for $15 million.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I. I don't.

[A]

I literally.

[B]

I don't care about live. Right now, I don't care about you,

[A]

but I don't think that's true. I think you're potting right now. And a genuine. In a genuine state. I don't think if somebody gave you $15 million, you'd still do it if because of your kids and your wife.

[B]

Wife, Peyton. My kids. My. My son is 14 months old. Yeah. My other son is yet to touch oxygen. Yeah.

[A]

He's.

[B]

He's not here. Yeah, right. Three years. They're not even going to remember Stinky Dad. They're not going to remember Stinky papa. But they will remember.

[A]

Ah.

[B]

We'll take the Porsche today. Let's just go stay in the Florida house for the week. $15 million paid. 15. $15 million for a thousand years?

[A]

I think that sounds good in theory, bro.

[B]

You're downgrading my. My determination.

[A]

Okay, what about what would you do with Liv?

[B]

I literally.

[A]

What would you do with Liv?

[B]

Now, that'd be a conversation. Yeah. But guess what?

[A]

No, because that is the conversation. You're. You're giving me something without her in it. Like, that's your life. You have to genuinely answer this.

[B]

15. Okay, let's say this first. If we both got checks right now for $15 million.

[A]

Yeah. Suck it dry.

[B]

No, not sucking it. Not what you have to do for it. If you got 50 million and I got 50 million, what are we doing? We're cool, right?

[A]

Yeah. I'd never hear from you again.

[B]

Exactly. So 15. So I look my wife in the eyes, I go, I'm 28. You mean to tell me I gotta be the dirt? You go, rough.

[A]

28.

[B]

Cottage cheese.

[A]

28.

[B]

28 at 31 years old. We're done. And all I have to do is not bathe. Okay, Maybe I don't exercise as hard and as often.

[A]

So you get big and smelly, but

[B]

maybe I eat good still. Maybe I. Hey, I'm gonna live upstairs for three years, right? You can stay downstairs with the kids. I'll help with the kids. Probably not going to get too much tiger time with me, right? It'd be disgusting.

[A]

I think in a realistic world, it's impossible for you, bro.

[B]

I don't think it's impossible for most people, but if there's actually $15 million cash untaxed in front of me, like a say. It's like a Mr. Beast video.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Where you're literally looking at it. Yeah, bro, I'm not bathing fit. I'm done. Three years.

[A]

I'm fine with that. I'll do three years if I'm Sad enough. Like, I. Like. Like, that's not even a question for me. Like, you don't have to convince me, bro.

[B]

I think I could go 15. Now, the final question.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

For the rest of your life, what is the price tag that it would take for you to never bathe for us? Your life.

[A]

A billion dollars. I'd have to be a billion.

[B]

Why is he a humble queen today? A billion dollars.

[A]

It's not humble. A billion dollars I don't have. I don't have to worry about anything. My lineage doesn't have to worry about anything.

[B]

I literally said 200 billion, bare minimum.

[A]

You're insane. That's not realistic. That's not true. If somebody offered you a billion dollars, you would take that to not be the rest of your life? You would take that.

[B]

I think that's a harder take than the three years for $15 million. The rest of my. One and only.

[A]

You're a billionaire. Who cares?

[B]

I can't do anything. I can't. Yes, you can.

[A]

You're a billionaire. You can do whatever you want.

[B]

That's not true.

[A]

Yes. You start up your own village. You can start up your own community. You can do whatever you want.

[B]

I have a village of bacteria on my shoulder. I can't go to UFC 412. Who

[A]

says you can't go?

[B]

People start dropping.

[A]

You could buy a piece of UFC and own it. So you do whatever you want.

[B]

That's not. No. But first off, okay, when does the billion get paid out?

[A]

Immediately. It's liquid.

[B]

Immediately.

[A]

Direct deposit.

[B]

Oh. If it's immediate. Yeah. I've never been.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

I thought it was like, we gotta hit 15 years or something, and then. Oh, no, no. Oh, my God. No.

[A]

Dude, you. We brought this up on a live stream or somebody brought it up on a live stream. We were talking about it, and we've been meaning to talk about it for a while. It's the hands and feet thing. But remember what it was. I don't want to take credit for it because somebody in the TikTok comment section.

[B]

We were on TikTok Live, and someone simply slid through, dropped a. Would you rather. And it sparked instant controversy between us.

[A]

I generally don't remember it, so. Say it.

[B]

It was, would you rather have hands as feet or feet as hands? So basically, you either have four hands or four feet.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Now.

[A]

Oh, it's easy.

[B]

He claims it's easy. And I take a different approach. Your answer?

[A]

I would rather have four hands.

[B]

Now, that sounds smart. That sounds very obvious.

[A]

That is the obvious choice.

[B]

I Would rather have four feet.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Because when it comes to survival.

[A]

Oh, my God, dude, you're so.

[B]

I am out running you, Cam.

[A]

You live in a wealthy neighborhood. What? Survival? Like, you don't. You don't survive for anything.

[B]

If an EMP goes off and we go back to baseline humanity, I'm out running. You.

[A]

See, I hate that. No, keep it realistic.

[B]

Early bird, get into the war.

[A]

Stop it. Keep it realistic. I'm talking. We're talking about real life. You don't have to survive for anything.

[B]

You don't hunt.

[A]

You don't gather. You get your groceries delivered to your front door.

[B]

Yes. What are you talking about Exactly. But you never know.

[A]

Stop with that. You don't know. I'm talking about real life, Okay?

[B]

I don't need four hands. It'd be cool. But four feet, you would be more efficient.

[A]

Your real life efficiency goes down if you have four feet. If you replace your hands with your feet, your efficiency gets cut in half.

[B]

I don't think so. What? I don't think so. I think I. I think I very quickly adapt. I think I very quickly adapt.

[A]

Listen to me.

[B]

Like a chimpanzee.

[A]

Be careful.

[B]

Well, no, I'm not saying. I'm saying they can write.

[A]

They basically have four hands.

[B]

If you had four hands, you'd literally just have four iPhones in it. You'd be sitting around like this. Like this. Oh. Oh, wow. That's a moose shot.

[A]

I'd be in a legendary. Dude.

[B]

What's the score? What are we getting for dinner? What are they saying? Ah, the comments.

[A]

He's like, okay, but imagine I can. That's two more things I can grab. That's two more things I can do. Like, I can still walk on my hands. You can't grab things with your feet.

[B]

Yes, you can. You've never grabbed a pencil with your feet. What?

[A]

No, I don't grab. I've never grabbed anything with my feet.

[B]

There's people, and God bless their soul, and I love that they do that and they strive. There's people that don't have a singular hand.

[A]

Right. And that's disability.

[B]

And they set records in video games. That's not you. You won't be able to do that. So you just think, I don't have. I just don't possess the ability to adapt.

[A]

You're the most regular person I know. No.

[B]

Is that hurtful or is that nice? That's a little of both. Baseline. But you think if I woke up tomorrow and these were feet, that I just immediately become a vegetable and I

[A]

just go, okay, do something right now without your thumbs.

[B]

Without my thumbs, yeah.

[A]

See how hard that was? That's. Do you see how much harder that was?

[B]

See how much it would take a while?

[A]

Exactly. But my life does not take a single hiccup. If you take away my feet right now.

[B]

Put hands right there. I think you become. Believe it or not, I think you become more sedentary without your feet. If you get forehand, you're gonna be like, oh, dude, I can do anything. I can. I can sit here and drink my espresso while I scroll through here, while I smoke a stove with that foot. While I read with that foot. And you're gonna be so caught up in. Oh, I can do so much. I can do so much. You're just gonna sit there.

[A]

The only thing that would happen is I'm gonna have.

[B]

Have four feet. I gotta be free. I gotta go run in the wild.

[A]

You wouldn't be able to do. You can't hold your son. You can't do anything. You'd squish him. Like, you'd be like this.

[B]

Do I need to go back? There's people that have records with nothing.

[A]

That's the most elite. Elite of people. You are the most mediocre person ever. Mediatric. What's. I would not know.

[B]

Mediocre. Mediocre. I would. I would adapt.

[A]

No, you. You don't adapt to anything in real life now. No, you don't.

[B]

Look at your hair.

[A]

I don't have.

[B]

I need a haircut. I know, I know, I know. I. If I got. If these just became feet, right? Just like this. Yes.

[A]

No thumbs.

[B]

I can still.

[A]

Cam Kennedy dies with no thumbs. No, I don't. You don't do anything with no thumbs. I can do it right.

[B]

Oh, hello. Yes. Yes, I need a double pedicure. Yes. Stat. Right there. Boom. I can still.

[A]

You're saying my life gets 10 times better if I lose my feet and they replace.

[B]

I think you. I think you become the people in one, Wally. I think you become so self sufficient on your quadruple hands that you don't do with them.

[A]

Sufficient as hell.

[B]

Here's right here.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, dude. I've the. I have the best metrics.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I'm running four platforms at once. I'm my own Claude by. I'm my own AI agent. I am Ms. Anubis. And then 10 years go by and you go, dude, I haven't left the house. And I. And I'm sitting there running like a Clydesdale. Oh, my God, dude.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

You don't become a different person.

[B]

Imagine my biceps over the size of my quads.

[A]

Kim, you're the. You have the most access to everything right now. You. You have. You have unlimited resources and reach. Great appendages, great everything. You don't use them right now. So if you hinder that right now, what do you.

[B]

You don't.

[A]

You barely. You don't run on two feet. You're gonna start running once you get four and you're bent over like this.

[B]

Yeah, I'd be like a cheetah. Yes.

[A]

Oh, my. Do it right now. Go in the fourth. Clear the fourth camera.

[B]

Dude, we got a lot of nails on the ground.

[A]

Clear the fourth camera. Move the chairs. I want you to. I want you to run like you have four feet.

[B]

Okay. First off, for clarification, you imagine getting on a handstand right now. Probably hurt, right? Mm. Wouldn't feel too good, right?

[A]

I have shoes on.

[B]

It's not gonna be completely the same because it's gonna be your legs powering them, but it still kind of hurt. This is tender compared to a foot.

[A]

Then why do you wear shoes?

[B]

To protect your feet.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

You're gonna wear hand shoes, gloves. Hand shoes. You're wearing gloves. Yes. You're gonna wear gardening gloves. No.

[A]

Construction gloves.

[B]

Okay. You cannot do a handstand. But I can do this. If I had four feet.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, no.

[B]

And I would get. I would get done, bro. There's that version, or there's the two and two.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So you have the classic gallop, which I just. I just presented the gallop, but you also have the 2 and 2. A little more skillful, like an advanced technique.

[A]

Show me. What's the two and two? Two and two.

[B]

That's two and two Cam.

[A]

Your head is so big. If it's at that angle for too long, you're going to pass out.

[B]

Okay, but you have to understand, my sp. I'd have, like a n. Like a. Like a holistic spinal fusion. I wouldn't stay like this. I would become. I'd become very proper and a good form. I'd become like that.

[A]

Kim, your wife would leave you, and your kids would disown you.

[B]

No, they wouldn't.

[A]

Can't do that.

[B]

The cheetah. Dad. My father's a lion.

[A]

You'd be slow.

[B]

No. You know how K. Rob got the little. The little caps, the little meat hooks on the side.

[A]

He puts the meat on his feet. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

What do you think would happen to me, buddy? I would adapt.

[A]

I would never adapt. You up. No one would touch your hands.

[B]

I'd literally be like, dog, what's up? Just hoove. Just. Oh, my God. I have a size 1314 on my hand. Oh, I'm joining power slap. Oh, my God. I'm the greatest power slapper of all time. Oh, my God.

[A]

I don't know, bro. I'm just saying. That came up on a live stream, and we were meaning to talk about, like, three weeks ago. That's insane.

[B]

You're still like, you're insane, bro. You just don't.

[A]

But you're just so all the time.

[B]

You're all the time. You're so out of the box. And this is the one time you're like, dude, your hands.

[A]

No, I'm just realistic. I'm realistic because you go into this thing, bro, if we're going back to primal ancient Greek, I would run the empire. Like, bro, it's not Life. We're in 2027.

[B]

First off, I also think I'd give him way more publicity.

[A]

Publicity?

[B]

Yeah. I'd get way more sponsors, way more deals than you, Cam.

[A]

You don't post now. You. You have hands. If you had feet, you couldn't hit the post.

[B]

But I'm not talking about posting. I'm talking about, dude, there's a guy that has four hands. They'd be like, oh, that's kind of cool.

[A]

What are we gonna say?

[B]

He's just chilling. Oh, yeah, there's a guy that has four feet. Yeah. Oh, let's go do him. Let's call him Octo man.

[A]

Yeah, let's put him in the circus olay in Vegas. You'd live in Vegas for the rest of your life.

[B]

What's the problem? I get my nightly paycheck. I go over, put it all on black, hit it, and then, boom, chilling. Oh, my God. Me and my four feet are gonna have balincis on now. You get to buy gloves, I get to buy shoes.

[A]

Yeah, that's fine.

[B]

There's levels.

[A]

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[B]

Efficiency that just sparked this thing that I absolutely am bringing up today. And I this is if this is not the end all be all. Have you heard of Artemis 2? Do you know what that is?

[A]

I've never heard of Artemis 2 or 1.

[B]

Artemis 2 is the space moon exploration convoy that's going out.

[A]

Can you use less words when you speak to me?

[B]

Rocket go earthy moon again.

[A]

We're going to the moon. Currently. Wait, break this down to me.

[B]

Okay. So we sent a rocket with astronauts to the moon. Really? A couple days ago, actually.

[A]

New astronauts.

[B]

New astronauts.

[A]

I didn't think we still had astronauts. I thought NASA program got shut down. I thought we stopped funding it.

[B]

We have astronauts.

[A]

Really?

[B]

NASA's been around. Maybe they stopped getting certain private sector funding. They got more of like a collective bargaining.

[A]

So we're going to the moon.

[B]

We're going to the moon. Big asterisk though. Big asterisk right in the year of 2026.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Okay, we're going to the moon and we're just driving by. We're just driving by. Oh, look, look, the little moon. Let's take a couple pictures and head on back. We're not even stopping on the moon. But we're sending a rocket with human souls.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Guess what? This is the best part. We're not going say the moon's here. Say we're here. We're not going like this, oh, hey, moon. And then turn it back around around. We're completely going around it and coming back home now.

[A]

Wait, we're window shopping the moon?

[B]

We're window shopping.

[A]

Why aren't we landing? Because we've never done it before.

[B]

There is absolutely. If this does not solidify the fact that we have never been to the moon, I don't know what else does because it's been 60 years. We have cars that drive themselves. We have, we almost have, or we do have quantum computing, but we landed on the moon, played nine rounds of putt putt, stuck a flag, grab some moon rocks, took a couple flicks and then launched back off that. Back when there wasn't even a cell phone.

[A]

And now, and now we have fully autonomous cars, AI that knows everything, Robots.

[B]

We have robots. We have, we have, we have everything. Oh my God, we have an update cover. No active threat to the public. Police have cleared the area, roads are reopening. Okay. We have essentially everything your mind can imagine and it's been 60 something years and we are not landing on it. Ask yourself why.

[A]

I'm telling you right now, we've never been on the moon.

[B]

We've never been on the moon. And for anyone that thinks we have, God bless you. I call it naive. You can call it what you want.

[A]

No, I know that the Internet views me as a stream stupid person. Right. There's something happening.

[B]

You sound sad.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There you. Oh God. Get a good, get a grizzly jump.

[A]

Oh, I. We've never been on the moon. I know. It was for the space race, right?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Cuz who was it?

[B]

Japan? No, Russia.

[A]

It was Russia that got there, Right. Or they were trying to get there, but we were like, oh no, no, no. We have green screens.

[B]

Yeah. We just say, oh, let's just go out to Desert Nevada.

[A]

Right. So my whole thing is if we've gone to the moon, we would have gone back by now.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And so now this, this does solidify it because if we have the technology to go back now, we would land on that thing and say, what's changed since 1943 when we went with Bill Nye or whoever in the monkeys.

[B]

No, no Bill Nye. Possible monkeys. Not sure on that one. And not 43.

[A]

Okay, well, whatever happened.

[B]

Close enough. Yeah.

[A]

We would go back into a Venn diagram. What's different, what's the same.

[B]

Compare and contrast what's in that middle ground. And you want to know something that they always hung their hat on. Oh, there's no reason. There's no reason to go back. It's not profitable. How do we go? It's not profitable. What does that mean? Then why the are we driving? To just drive by it. What's the profit in that?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What Sounds like blowing money.

[A]

Is there something that's said that they're looking for specifically?

[B]

They're just going to take a couple flicks and that's the best part. We are sending human lives to space. First off, they went around. They went around the earth two times to catch that speed and to get the whole. The old velocity vortex, gravitational pull, slingshot.

[A]

So how long have we been in space?

[B]

The whole trip's like 10 days.

[A]

So they're already there. And they've gone around the world twice on their way. Doesn't that take a year? No. Because it takes 365 to circle.

[B]

No, that's us around the sun. That's us around the sun. That's us around the sun.

[A]

How long does it take for the moon to get around the Earth?

[B]

Did you really. Did you like not. Not pay attention? But did you ever. Did you ever go to a science class? Yeah, like literally.

[A]

Gregory.

[B]

One of them. Yeah. And you don't know that the moon cycle is. What are months like that? That's.

[A]

That's. The moon's based on the month.

[B]

It's not based on the month.

[A]

Didn't know. I'm not no troll on. On everything. I did not know that the month had anything to do with the moons. I thought the moon had to do with the. The waves. And I'm not trolling.

[B]

You don't know crescents. You don't know the half wedge.

[A]

Waxing. Waxing. Whining. Whining.

[B]

So you think you were there.

[A]

I knew those. Yeah, but I thought that was just a shadow from the sun.

[B]

It takes 30 days to go through its process. Process.

[A]

So we're random.

[B]

We're going here. 365. The moon is following us. Going like this.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Every 30.

[A]

Didn't know that. I didn't. I thought it was random. I thought it was like, oh, we're gonna. Because I thought that's what it was, like, special. You get to look outside every day and be like, oh, the is red today. Like, I thought that's what it was special. Oh, we got a new moon. Werewolves are coming out. And I thought it was the spot. If we knew when the werewolves are coming out. What's the big hoopla?

[B]

Put up a cage. Yeah. You know what I mean, Big cages. Get them all, you know, flannels, circus sell tickets to them. No, but the, the, the, the fact. The cherry on top, like I said, they're using an old Nikon from 2016. They're using an outdated smaller camera. Nowhere near, like nowhere near of industry leading. And this isn't like some you go buy at best Buy. I'm talking like, Matt, like incredible. Better than the naked eye camera. And they go, ah, no, we already spent some billions to get them up there. Maybe trillions. Let's just, just throw them like a little Nikon, huh? Just a matter of fact, sit them with their iPhone. Let's just sit them with their iPhone. Take a couple pics. The moon.

[A]

So why do we have people going?

[B]

If you answer it for me.

[A]

What?

[B]

This whole thing, it makes no sense.

[A]

I'm trying to understand. Why do we have people going if the machine's gonna take the picture itself? What isn't the, Isn't the rocket gonna take the pictures?

[B]

Who are you and what are you listening to?

[A]

Wait, wait. No, no, because that doesn't make sense. We have have in the space right now that's taking pictures. We have satellites, Satellites taking pictures. Why don't we just send up another satellite to take the picture? Why are we sending humans? So you're saying there's a person, like

[B]

satellites don't go to the moon. The satellites stay in our orbit. They stay near the Earth.

[A]

Isn't the moon in our orbit? If the moon is orbiting around the

[B]

Earth, the moon is in our gravitational pull.

[A]

Well, that's a lot of.

[B]

About 200,000 kilometers away. The satellite.

[A]

I'm from America. I don't do kilometers. How many miles is that the set.

[B]

A lot of miles. Let's call it that. A lot of miles. Wait. Moon is way out here.

[A]

Understand? Okay, shut the up. Shut up. So we have satellites that are far further than the spaceship or closer than the spaceship.

[B]

Holy. I mean, this is. This is wicked.

[A]

Further or closer? How far is the satellite further or closer?

[B]

Significantly closer. Okay, satellite.

[A]

But how do we have pictures of galaxies miles and miles away? Far, far away.

[B]

Because we got these big telescopes we got these really cool cameras and. Cause it's a bunch of.

[A]

So wait, we could have a telescope and a camera that can take pictures of galaxies far away, but we need people to go to the moon to take pictures.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

That doesn't make sense. So we just got a. With the outside like this, like, come on. You know what I mean?

[B]

Like, oh, there we are. He's like.

[A]

Like, we got it. Y.

[B]

Ain't nothing really.

[A]

There you go. Is that good?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Is that what we're doing? That doesn't make sense. They go.

[B]

They go, houston, mission complete. There's 100 people.

[A]

That doesn't.

[B]

No, it's stupid and I don't understand it. It doesn't make all a facade. It's all fake.

[A]

I know what we're doing.

[B]

Talk to me.

[A]

We're putting some out there. We're dropping something off and getting rid

[B]

of them old files.

[A]

We're get. Oh, yeah, they're dropping the files.

[B]

They said. They said once we hit that back side of the moon, go ahead and open that old shoe.

[A]

Oh, maybe they got a send, old boy.

[B]

His.

[A]

His rations for the year. Because maybe they put him out there and they're. They're sending him his comments. Compensary, commissary.

[B]

They're sending them honey buns and honey buns and hot Cheetos. Yeah, like a nudie had a nudie magazine. Yeah. Oh, could you imagine spanking it on moon?

[A]

Oh, dude, that'd be the best ever.

[B]

Oh, my God. It probably would. Oh, my God.

[A]

A moon.

[B]

Moon. You'd be like, oh.

[A]

Oh, dude. And then flying away. And then all of a sudden, you just see Pierce coming.

[B]

He's like, oh,

[A]

he's not here anymore.

[B]

He doesn't work here anymore. Oh, wow.

[A]

No way. It's CJ's. It's. CJ's. Would explode. It look like Elmer's glue blew up

[B]

CJ's leave a crater.

[A]

You put dynamite in Elmer's glue at cj.

[B]

Oh, yeah. There's his. Have so much force in the gravity because it's low. He'd go. He, like, shoots into the crust, into the, like. He's like. Like breaks into the moon.

[A]

And then Pierce is so hungry for it, he takes off his helmet.

[B]

He immediately just turns into like a cold crystal. He's like. And then it's like this look. He's like this look. He's like. And then even though. Even. Even though he's 100% dead, he's crystallized.

[A]

He goes like, this oh, that would have to feel great, wouldn't it? Because, like, it's like the G forces.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

The g. Just a vacuum of space.

[A]

Oh, no, it's like a vacuum. I've called the color.

[B]

We forgot. We. You go, I know. A vacuum called me, and it ain't Con Air. We know we forgot about something, though. You gotta be in your suit.

[A]

Not if you're in the spaceship.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

I was talking about. I literally was quite, like, talking about, like, a lawn chair on the moon's surface.

[A]

Oh. And you're just sitting there.

[B]

You're just kind of sitting there.

[A]

Just get a good little whack, and then you just go, wow, dude, it's really hard for me to believe in space, man. It's a really. It's a really hard thing for me to.

[B]

I think the more. The more I develop, the more I don't believe it, honestly.

[A]

No, I. And I was telling you on the phone earlier, I don't believe in history now. That, like. Like, not that it didn't happen, but a lot of it didn't happen the way that's told.

[B]

Like you were telling me today. Let me. Can I tell. Can I backstory it?

[A]

Yeah. I don't believe in history.

[B]

So he says he doesn't believe in history. And I literally was like, bro, the world we live in today is wild. Like, we have AI. We have. There's. There's. There's missiles and submarines. There's all. There's just everything. There's trains that go 300 miles an hour. And it's like. It's so crazy to not even think 2,000 years ago, but just think 250 years ago. Like, when this country was founded, like, we was horse and buggy in muskets. And so he goes, yeah, don't believe in muskets. Really? I go, what do you mean? He goes, oh, there's always been an iPad. That's what he said to me.

[A]

Not technically.

[B]

He's told me there's always been an iPad, but the common folk didn't have it.

[A]

Yes. So I believe that history is told as marketing. I really do believe it, because we found out so much about the world now, how it operates, and how there's elites that actually run everything, and we don't know much, right? So as technology advances and as our access advances, the more we see behind the curtain. We know more behind the curtain now than we did did 20 years ago, five years ago. We know more now, right? So imagine back then when they actually controlled everything they were writing these books. It's all what they wanted you to know. And you can't tell me I'm wrong.

[B]

I'm not saying you're wrong.

[A]

Talk to me.

[B]

But there's two sides to every coin.

[A]

You're right. There is. And we're getting that one side of the coin.

[B]

Oh, we are also. We are also very much getting the other side. Because you got to think as technology advances. Oh, you can't tell me you just.

[A]

How?

[B]

You said. You can't say. I can't tell you.

[A]

You're wrong.

[B]

You cannot say I'm wrong.

[A]

Okay, tell me.

[B]

Yeah. As a technology advances, we are learning more real stuff. And we're also getting so much cannon fodder. So much more. So much more propaganda.

[A]

Everything's propaganda. History has only been told by the winners.

[B]

No, that's fine. I'm talking about there's more fluff.

[A]

It's always been fluff.

[B]

We're getting more.

[A]

It's always been fluff.

[B]

Back in the day, you never know what's true. When you were about to go to war, everyone knew you were going to where there's not like, holy Beyonce dropped Cowboy Carter. Oh, my God. There's a.

[A]

What are you talking about?

[B]

There's. There's more fluff. There's more fluff. Something crazy nowadays about to happen. There's going to be some riot, something like that. There's some pop star just dropped this thing. Oh, there's pictures of Justin Bieber and his new. There's so much more to take away from what's actually happening.

[A]

I'm not even talking about that. You're on a whole different thing. I'm talking about actual. Just the. The piss history. I'm talking that what is told about that is not real.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

I don't know what y' all about

[B]

with the other stuff I was saying because you said, the more we advance, the more comes out.

[A]

Yes, the more we know.

[B]

Yeah, but also, the more stuff. It is not like there's more sources and there's more things that come out, but they're not all credible. They're not.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. But nothing is completely credible ever.

[B]

I think.

[A]

You can't just say. You can't say your textbook is credible that you grew up on. You cannot say that. How can you say that? How do you know it's credible? Just because that's what was given to you. That's. You're just accepting it because that was what was given to you, and that's formal. And that feels right because why would they lie to me? They've been lying to you. They all.

[B]

There's been liars from the start. But I think, look who made those textbooks.

[A]

I'm not gonna say it. Look who made them.

[B]

Oh, 100%.

[A]

Mother got some.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He's actually a lot happening coming out about him.

[B]

Yes, 100%.

[A]

So why would that be credible? Why would I trust this person?

[B]

But I'm not even. Textbooks are like 20, 30 years ago. I'm saying I think truth holds more weight back then than it does now.

[A]

Why? I think it's less now because there's less people holding you accountable back then because there's nobody that had the access to hold you accountable.

[B]

Well, I don't, I don't, I don't. I disagree.

[A]

We have you now. You can say something and you have the masses that all these people can find, they can look up, their voices are heard. Nobody's voice was heard back then.

[B]

But that.

[A]

It's all this, this, this talking piece up here at the top. And then you just kind have to follow. You have no access. What are you going to do? Write it on a pigeon and send it off? No one cares.

[B]

You can't. You can't.

[A]

Those people were not questioned because their power was so much more powerful than it is now.

[B]

But yeah, you're like the top and the top of the top. I'm talking about dayto day. No, you think you're cooking with grease. I'm saying to your point, there's also just as much lies that can be spread, misinformation that can be spread true. So it's like it's a wash.

[A]

I don't think so.

[B]

I think it's very much wash.

[A]

I just.

[B]

Especially now there's. Now there's AI, there's all. There's deep fakes like it. The truth is definitely going to be a way more thin line now and moving forward than it is back in the day.

[A]

Oh no. I just. I just don't trust what I was told about history because it's just, it's just. It's an old Spanish trails. All this whatever it's called.

[B]

What's called tunes. I don't. You love that old Spanish truck to an extent. Yeah.

[A]

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[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

This is the first time, actually. Let me not even get into what we're doing. For the second time ever in podcast history, we got Sarah.

[B]

Sarah.

[A]

Hey, Bear.

[B]

What up, girl?

[A]

How you doing?

[C]

I'm good.

[B]

Black on black dress, just like your man.

[A]

Yeah, you do.

[B]

Not me. Now that's awkward because I'm wearing black on black today and I'm not. Yeah, no, you know, I'm gonna retract that statement. Peyton typically wears a lot of black on black. He shouldn't dress like Peyton when he wears it.

[A]

Can we address the rumors about our relationship being broken up?

[C]

There's rumors I didn't even know.

[A]

Oh, yeah, there's. There's. There's rumors that we broke up because of me.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

On accident. So on. On a previous episode, like two episodes ago, I was promoting the tour and it was like. It was the first time me explaining what the tour is about and you know, what the tour is about, like, the differences in our lives, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was saying a disheveled dad, that'd be me. And I was saying a rich. I meant to say bachelor, but I said rich. Single. Bachelor. I said single. And then, dude, the comments went crazy.

[B]

Floodgates. Open, open.

[A]

Sarah. But I said single like not married, because I was talking about how he's married and you know, on your taxes. You follow single.

[B]

You do?

[C]

Yeah. If we're talking about taxes.

[B]

Yeah, it's weird. It's weird he brings that up. I don't think we're talking about taxes in the moment, though. You know, hate to be that guy. Hate to stir the pot, but I think I'm gonna stir here. Sarah, what do you think about those comments? Huh? What do you think about those, him saying he's single?

[C]

I didn't see any of them, so I. I don't.

[B]

Oh, God bless your heart. You're about 400 to 500.

[A]

There's a lot.

[C]

Just like a Monday episode.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. It was on the YouTube that people, she's only in the koala club, so you should join the koala club too. Patreon.com podcast link is in the description. Do you feel good about being here? Do you feel happy? Are you confident? Are you a little nervous? Are you scared?

[C]

Well, I didn't know this was going to happen today.

[A]

Yeah, she literally just joined me and worked today. Like yesterday. She was like, I, I'm going to come with you to the studio. And I got super excited because I love when she's around and little does she know. Oh, I'm just kidding.

[B]

I love that.

[C]

Gross.

[A]

Yeah, sorry. We're in love, dude. That's why. I mean, it's not our fault you don't allow live here.

[B]

I go, oh, wait till you're eight years in with two kids. I go, you'll be like, ah, I think I'm just going to go try to record some today. Think I'm just going to see what happens. Turn the camera on, look at it.

[A]

Yeah, I'm just kidding. I love Liv, but after. They haven't even talked to you since episode two hundo on 212 girl. Yeah. So 12 weeks since you've been on a mic. Did you watch it back after episode 200?

[C]

It was really hard to watch.

[A]

Really? You said hard to watch you because of yourself.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, God. We've all been there. We've all been there.

[C]

I watched it and I was like,

[A]

dude, everybody in your life watched it. I was like, like, you were Getting a lot of text.

[C]

Yeah, my sister called me crying.

[B]

What?

[A]

Which is a big deal.

[B]

She called you crying?

[C]

She called me like bawling.

[B]

Why?

[C]

Because she was like, I'm so happy for you because she hasn't met Peyton yet. She lives in California.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Yeah. It's so crazy cuz I, I mean she, we haven't physically met but we're

[B]

like talked on the phone and stuff.

[A]

We text and all that. I mean, I mean literally, I love her sister. I tried to do something nice for Sarah and you know, you text the

[B]

sister sister the best.

[A]

I need you to get some information for me.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I got.

[A]

You never text me back. I mean, I was like, I mean I can't.

[B]

It was pretty much like this. She was like, yeah, of course.

[A]

100. Yeah, 100.

[C]

That's her.

[A]

Yeah. But how have you felt about this? This Newfoundland attention you've, you've, you've gotten? I mean your Instagram, I mean it just, it's tripled up since episode 200. But you're not like an even like an Internet person though.

[C]

No, I think I'm like so distracted. I'm just, I don't, I don't know. Just.

[B]

Yeah, you're just chilling. You don't, you don't even put too much thought behind it yet.

[A]

Yeah, but she's super smart with like posting and stuff. Like I have to teach her. Like I didn't really have to teach. She never even does it but like yay. If you're at somewhere, don't post it while you're there. People might be there and you know what I mean? So. But she's done really good and she doesn't really, she doesn't read comments, she doesn't like check requests.

[B]

That's good.

[A]

It's like she's cool about everything. It's like the perfect person to have in this kind of journey with you in his job. But tour is coming up. A lot of fans are, are about to buy tickets or they already have bought tickets. Is, Is the Sarah bear going to be, be in attendance at the YSK House tour?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Go Sarah. Go Sarah. Go Sarah. Go Sarah. She's actually, she doesn't know this but she's gonna have a five minute stand up during the show. She's the.

[B]

She goes. Oh, she just faints.

[A]

No, but she will be there. Last time you came to a couple of shows on tour last year, no one knew who you were but this. So you were able to move freely through the venue. She, she asked me the Other day,

[C]

I asked about if that would be the same way.

[B]

No, sir.

[A]

She's like, do you think people are going to know me if I go, yes. I was like, yeah.

[B]

Yes, yes.

[A]

They're going to know.

[B]

Yeah. No. Boy, I can't.

[A]

I'm. I'm so excited to see. People will come up and take pictures with her and how she reacts.

[B]

Oh, she's gonna be like, okay. Yeah. She's so nervous and so bubbly.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That already happened at topgolf.

[A]

But that wasn't because they knew who you were. That's because you were hot. And I want to say this. No, no. I want to get this off my chest.

[B]

No, I'm.

[A]

I'm tired of going places with her. I am tired of play going places with Sarah.

[B]

Price you got to pay, dude. I am.

[A]

I am gum on the bottom of people's shoe when it comes to her. There is so many times where we'll be out together. Every time we go out, people will come up to her and be like, you are beautiful, by the way. Like, are you a supermodel? You are stunning. Everywhere we go, it's gotten to a point where I'll literally stop the people from saying it. I'll be like, I'm here too. What about me?

[B]

They're like, you are absolutely gorgeous. The fit is giving. Oh, my God. You were just beautiful. And your bae is ready. Bay 12. No, it was like.

[A]

And so some people, like, we're at topgolf. Some people came out and took pictures with me, like fans of the podcast, whatever. And then these, like, some time passed, and these two girls came up, and they came up to me and they said, hey, can we take a picture? And I literally was about to go, yeah, yeah, fine. They go with her. And I go, oh. I was like, you want a picture with her? And I was like, you watch the podcast? They're like, podcast.

[B]

They go, what's the podcast? Yeah. Wait, what's going on here? Oh, she's just hot. I just took a picture with her.

[A]

And the worst thing is when they ask, how did you get her?

[B]

What the.

[A]

Sarah, Am I attractive? Yeah.

[B]

Oh, they gotta go. She was talking to, like, her little cousin. She's like, yeah, they gotta go, oh, you gotta be funny, huh?

[A]

Yeah. Oh, that's so painful, dude.

[B]

Oh, my God. Like, I. I mean, I had it, too, in the beginning for sure. I mean, still not, like, lives gorgeous. I'm. I mean, I look rough as hell right now.

[A]

I mean, you've hit it. You hit a peak. Like, oh, God, your globe was great. And then you just hit rock bottom Back, dude, some.

[B]

With some of that offspring, man. As soon as you pop one out, your life just kind of change. Changes. I'll get back, though. Don't. Don't question me.

[C]

I wonder what I'll look like when I'm yalls age.

[A]

What the does that mean? What does that.

[B]

You're not allowed to say that. Don't say that like you're like.

[A]

Look like I'm old.

[B]

I don't even. What I look like when y' all's age.

[A]

Oh, no. You know what's bad? We'll drop something. Like, we'll be together in the house, and I'll drop something just, like, regularly drop something on the ground. I'm like, I'll go pick it up. She'll go, no, no, don't pick it up. And I'll go, why? She goes, you're back.

[B]

She goes, we need to preserve it. It's already there.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, it's okay. My old man.

[B]

Don't you ever call my pookie your old man. We are. We are fruitful. We are young. Do we? So many. So many good days in front of us. Talk to me, Pete. Give me some loving.

[A]

Do we seem old to you?

[C]

Actually, no.

[B]

Good.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I think. Cuz I'm around y' all so much, I almost feel like I'm yalls age. Sometimes I'll remind myself my age, and

[B]

I'm like, oh, yeah.

[A]

Okay. We got. This sounds crazy. Like, that sounds nuts. This sounds not. She's only. You're what, four years younger than me?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

That's not.

[B]

That's not crazy at all. I go, it's not true. You go, hey, shut your up. Oh, that's funny, dude.

[A]

She said something on the way up here, and she said, I can't. I want to tell the fans this about you and Cam. What you said, only if the fans knew this about y' all when we were driving up here. So if you don't. So Sarah rarely drives up.

[B]

I don't know what's about to be said.

[A]

Yeah, Sarah rarely drives up to work with me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And sometimes when we go. Go to work, me and you get on the phone.

[B]

Yeah, we talk.

[A]

She thought she was like. She literally said, y' all talk a lot before your jobs where you have to talk a lot.

[B]

That's so true.

[C]

They started talking about conspiracy theories.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

On the way to work.

[B]

Dude, that's. That's our life, man. Yeah, that's our life. We used to do that every day.

[A]

Every day.

[B]

Because we used to be. When we lived at the old spot, it would literally be like this, like, because we take the same route and it, like, just be simultaneous. We'd always be like, yeah, we're just talking. Yapping.

[A]

Yeah. We talk for, like an hour before we have to talk for hours. Hours. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. I told you. It was like, kind of like it's the warm up before the actual talk. Because we don't want to just get into the podcast.

[B]

It's like when singers are getting that throw. Getting that old larynx loose. That's what we're doing.

[A]

You look very pretty.

[C]

Open. Opening up the mind.

[B]

Opening up the mind. Yeah.

[A]

You look like a. Oh, I got

[B]

a couple things you look like, but I'm keeping it to myself.

[A]

Oh, some beef brewing between you. And that's kind of what I want to get into.

[B]

Oh, let's get into the beef, man. Let's get into that Mongolian.

[A]

This is the first time I've been in a happy, healthy relationship. Oh, my God.

[B]

It's the first one that came to my head. It's the first one that came to my heart. Honest to God, I went right to what's. What's the places you go to when you. You get the meat and you cook it yourself? What's that place? You know?

[A]

She answered, though.

[B]

She answered Korea. You said beef, right? My mind went to Korean barbecue fan. Have you ever been genuinely, Genuinely. Have you ever been, bro.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Really?

[C]

I don't like looking at raw meat before I eat it.

[A]

She has a weird raw meat thing. Whenever she's like. Like, seasoning the meat before our meal prep, she'll put gloves on. She does not like touching raw meat. Normal. No, it's not.

[B]

Wash your hands and make it.

[A]

I do like the feeling.

[B]

No, but I'm saying you put gloves on. What are you, Dexter, hiding the evidence? You're gonna eat. You're gonna put it inside of your body. You think touching it's gonna mess it up. Wash your hands with soap and get to it. Korean barbecue. Try it, though.

[A]

No, but I don't. I feel like, why am I paying for Korean barbecue?

[B]

It's like. It's kind of like. Like if you go somewhere and you. Or like, there's a s' mores dessert, but they bring you, like, this little fire. It's like, it's just an experience, but it's kind of. No, but it's also. It's also all you eat. It's also buffet some places. So it's like, yeah, you're cooking it. But they literally bring you. You'll be like, can I get 20 more pieces of the seasoned whatever comes out. And you literally drop that on your thing.

[A]

Canvas fat is.

[C]

That doesn't bother you though? What like looking at it raw before you.

[A]

No.

[C]

Cook it.

[B]

No.

[A]

Get going off this sports show on Patreon. I'll give you a food show.

[B]

Yeah, that is crazy. Give me post.

[A]

Okay. But there is something I want to do. Cuz this is the first time I've been in a healthy, happy relations ever in my life, right? With somebody who loves me and cares about me. So she claims she's been a good job pretending so far.

[B]

I go, just don't go through the phone, man.

[A]

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[B]

to do it with.

[A]

I want to test who knows me better, my girlfriend or My best friend.

[B]

Oh, I'm coming for the. That. That sounded crazy. I'm coming for the win.

[A]

What is going on?

[B]

Dude, I'm slipping, man. I think I'm getting nervy now.

[A]

Do you think you know me better than Cam because you've honestly. You've known me, like, Cam knows me as a friend, like, for decade. Like a decade. Right. But you've gotten into the deep layers. Do you feel more confident?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Bull. I have peeled back the brim of that onion so many times. I've seen it from the back. Oh, man. I'm here. What? I'm here. Let's.

[A]

You've peeled it back?

[B]

I peeled it back. Soft in the back. Back, you know, it was good. Oh, there's There.

[A]

I. I mean, so is she, if we're being honest. Come on.

[B]

C.J.

[A]

said. Oh, golly.

[B]

I am absolutely confident that I know you better. Okay. Okay, Wait, wait. Lay out the rules, though. Is it just first to answer? Is it. Is it hand? And then you go, what is it?

[A]

How did we do it with live? We did, like, first to answer.

[B]

I don't remember. For auditory sake, do we want to. Do you have to hand and then you can say to her. Nothing's.

[A]

You say me talking over each other. Say me, and then I can go to you, and I'll pick who said it first.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

All right.

[B]

And then if I.

[A]

And if you get it wrong and

[B]

the points up here.

[A]

Yes. Okay. All right, all right, all right, all right.

[B]

You're going down. I'm gonna look at you. You're loser.

[A]

We're gonna start. We're gonna start it simple. What is my favorite color? Me, Cam.

[B]

Okay, Clothing or just color?

[A]

Color, man. Oh, my God. We put a timer on you.

[B]

Red blink.

[A]

Hell. Is that what you're gonna say?

[B]

Oh, oh, oh, babe.

[A]

And the loser is out of my life.

[B]

Oh, I'm moving in. I get the new big house.

[A]

Okay. Get it.

[B]

Go.

[A]

Okay, okay, okay. Hold on. You're making me nervous. What is my go to breakfast?

[C]

Me,

[A]

Sarah.

[C]

Right now? As of right now?

[A]

Yeah, right now. What is it?

[C]

Three tablespoons of egg whites, which is 25 calories.

[B]

Are you a gerbil? Three tablespoons of that. That's literally going three. You can e. Singular bite. You can eat that in singular. You can.

[C]

I tried adding a fourth. He knew.

[B]

No way, pet. Dude, we got to get you some help. We got to get you some help.

[C]

He said. He said, what's this? He said, this is more than three tables.

[B]

He goes, oh, my God. That's so much. You want me to be bloated? That's so. That's 32 calories of egg whites. You. You want me to have a bad day?

[C]

He said you're trying to get me fat.

[B]

Oh, dude. No, no. We're having a talk. Dude. 3 tablespoons of egg white. That is. I want you to understand, serving Peyton that literally, when you fry that up, I. You not. That can't be bigger than that. A tablespoon. You can literally go, oh, dude, breakfast. You don't have to chew it. You can go. And he's like this. I'm nice wired for the day. Point Sarah.

[A]

One to one.

[B]

We're not one to one and shit. Three tablespoons of egg white. There's nothing else.

[A]

We bumped it up to where I get 100 calories now, of course, egg whites. So it's.

[C]

But for like a week. It was three.

[A]

It was more than a week. Yeah, it was a while.

[C]

He didn't know. He didn't know. I don't think he knew. It was only 25 calories.

[B]

3 tablespoons of egg whites is the crazy. I know you were miserable and you were trying to fight it. You hated driving to work. You look like this. Okay, it's time to go work. Like, there's no. There's. There's literally zero. Enjoy appointment of that there is zero. You can eat healthy and eat the good foods and still enjoy them. Read. That is. That is. Is genuinely like. That is the craziest I've ever heard in my life. Do you understand how small a tablespoon is?

[C]

Our plates next to each other. You would have thought I was like £500 compared to his.

[B]

Oh, dude, go to the next question. I'm. I'm scheduling someone to talk to. This is getting sickening.

[A]

This is weird. Okay, next question.

[B]

Question one One.

[A]

Next question. Oh, my God. I just thought about my taxes. How much do I have to pay taxes? Oh, all right. What was my first job?

[C]

Me.

[B]

Me.

[C]

Oh, was it?

[B]

Oh, she's going to get it wrong. Oh, you're going to get it wrong. Oh, Liz.

[A]

No, you got to let her answer.

[B]

Sorry, sorry.

[C]

Was it Orange theory?

[A]

That is incorrect.

[B]

My first job. Pete. Stefan Harden. I necessarily can't swim, but I sure was a lifeguard.

[A]

Incorrect. Oh, it's technically not a lifeguard pool monitor. That is correct.

[B]

What the. Oh, bite me. That's a half point. That's a summary.

[C]

No one gets the point.

[A]

No one gets the point. It was a pool monitor. Because a lifeguard. I Was responsible for saving lives as a pool monitor. I just have to monitor the pool. If somebody drowns, it's not up to me. I could literally watch someone drown and I can.

[B]

Oh, you technicality.

[A]

It was to upkeep rules. No running, no glass, make sure everybody that's in there is a member.

[C]

So everything.

[B]

Basically it was a. He was a Karen on a.

[A]

On a. I was everything without saving lives. If somebody was drowning, I just had to throw them the little a boo booey and that's it. And watch them.

[B]

By the way, if you. If you were the pool monitor at my pool, my children would never ever attend there. Just throwing that out there. I'd be like, oh, wait, that's that skinny light skinned kid that doesn't care, doesn't want to be here, and he doesn't know how to swim. Yeah, we're not swimming here.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, dude, you semantics. Honestly, matter of fact, 30 second timeout. I challenge. I. I call it challenge. If I.

[A]

If I close.

[B]

It's not.

[A]

It's not right though. Okay.

[C]

You just don't know him. It's okay.

[B]

Oh, what? What'd you say?

[A]

You just don't know him.

[B]

Oh, okay. Yeah. You ain't gonna be that tough when you packing your up. You hitting that U haul. You ain't gonna be tough when I'm moving into that king size bed. Oh, you ain't gonna be tough when that's my triple rod cloth closet. You ain't gonna be that tough. Sarah.

[A]

Is it bad that I'm getting hard?

[B]

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[A]

What is my go to whataburger. Order me sweet and spicy.

[B]

What the was that? You didn't even clear her wings.

[C]

Large diet coke. Oh, sweet and spicy ketchup.

[B]

You mean poinsettia. You didn't say her. We both said me at the same time. It was a tie.

[A]

It was a tie. So she went and took it.

[B]

When the does that ever happen? You're the Joe. You're supposed to declare who gets to go. What on earth just happened?

[A]

Good job, babe.

[C]

I just wanted it more.

[A]

Oh, she's on her. Oh, she's on your right now. Two to one.

[B]

That. That's in. That's act. Okay, I know how her play.

[C]

This was you.

[B]

You. Hey, cut her mic. Me? Cut her mic. Cut her mic. Turn. Turn her mic off. Turn the mic off. You want to play dirty?

[A]

Who is my favorite actor of all time?

[B]

No, but me, me, me.

[A]

Sarah again.

[B]

So are we done with the rules? Are we done with the rules? No, seriously, no. You know, I'm too competitive for this. It's not going to be good for my blood. You know it's not going to be good. If there's rules in place, we follow the rules. If there's not rules, I will be before Sarah, I will be louder than Sarah, and I will do whatever the.

[A]

I did point at her review tape. I did point at her.

[B]

This is supposed to. Okay, okay, okay.

[A]

You got to make sure we're clear on my points. Okay, I will say. Say this.

[B]

Yeah, we can go for the me's loud, quick whatever. We do not speak until verbal confirmation is given from judge. Okay, deal. Okay. All right. Three, one. Wow.

[A]

You cheat.

[B]

Oh, my God. This is a cheating couple. They cheat not on each other, but on others. God, they're cheaters. Okay, okay.

[A]

What was the name of my pet turtle? Cam?

[B]

Jaws. Correct. Okay, Two to three.

[A]

Two to three. Oh, here we go.

[B]

I appreciate that. She did. She did good. I appreciate that.

[A]

Next. What is my order from McDonald's? Me cam?

[B]

Double quarter pounder, large Diet Coke, fries. That's it.

[A]

That's it. There you go. Three to three. We're going to five. Three to three. We're going to five. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, this is. Now I'm gonna get into. You actually have to know. Peyton Harden actually gave me a headache. Okay, out of all three High School Musical movies, which one is my favorite? Sarah the third.

[B]

Let's go. Let's go. That's good for you. Good for you. I was trying to let you finish the question. I was trying to be proper, but it's okay.

[A]

Four to three.

[B]

Loser.

[A]

She has one more to get right before you're out of my life. Life. What was the name of my first YouTube video ever?

[B]

Oh, me, me, me. Grandma's making cookies.

[A]

Close enough. It's Grandma's cookies. I'll give it to you.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, oh, oh.

[A]

Four to four. Oh. Four to four. Oh.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

How about let's not focus on, like, history?

[B]

Oh, she needs a caveat. Oh, she's not the real lover. Oh, my gosh.

[A]

There.

[B]

I've been there. Oh, girl, I've been there.

[A]

It is about me.

[B]

I've been there, done that, and completed him before you were even known.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[C]

12 when you made that first video. Oh, no.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

You would have been, like, 6.

[A]

I think I was 12.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, boy. Okay.

[A]

Okay, this one you have. This is the final one. You have to know me. And both of y' all do know this answer. You should. And if you don't it's gonna hurt my feelings. Last. Last question. All the marbles.

[B]

It's been a fair game. It's been a fair game. No shake. Oh, okay.

[A]

I was about to say. Oh, the DAPA.

[C]

What's the score?

[A]

4.

[B]

4.

[A]

4 to 4.

[B]

Going to 5. This is going to 5.

[A]

This is championship round. What the hell does that mean? Now, you ready?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

You ready, Cam? Yes. Okay. What is my favorite album from the weekend?

[B]

Me.

[A]

She said it first.

[C]

House of Balloons.

[A]

That's incorrect. It goes to Cameron Kennedy.

[B]

I believe the correct answer. And for the win, my dear melancholy

[A]

Cameron Kennedy with a win. Oh, Sarah, how do you feel about this?

[B]

Pack the bags. I get the closet. I get the shower. I get the bed. I get the sunroof. I get the theater room. It's all mine. Andy just got a new fridge. Not for you. That. My fridge, my soda and my meals. Not yours.

[A]

Sarah D. How are you feeling?

[C]

Great.

[A]

She's like, good. I didn't like it anyway.

[B]

Oh, I'm just kidding. You can stay. You know, I'll take that part out of the contract. I'll just take the winnings. I'll take all the press run that comes with it. You can stay. You can stay. The house Bear, he loves you. I love him enough to not let him banish you, chastise you, and shun you from the community. You can stay. It's all Bear.

[A]

Before we get out of here, is there anything you want to say to the YSK people that you might see at the YSK House? Tour tickets available right now. Now, if you want to come see Sarah, Bear in the crowd.

[B]

You know, studios.com also linked in the description. Yeah.

[A]

Is there anything you want to say before you get out of here?

[C]

See you there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Good job.

[A]

Also, we're gonna be asking on Patreon. We're about to make a post because me and Sarah are gonna do a couple's Q and A. Yeah, we'll live on Patreon ad free and uncensored. We're only gonna get the questions from patrons who in. And it's only from the paid tier. So if you go over to Patreon, join, we're going to put up a post, say, ask questions for Peyton and Sarah for the couple's Q and A. Anything you want. We're just going to cut these out, put them in a bowl and pull them out.

[B]

Yes. And for the OG members, y' all remember that we did the drunk Q and A's. We did two versions of it. It's. It's the same format. Just a couple's one. So ask the crazy stuff. Ask the deep cut stuff. Ask it all. And if it gets pulled out of that bowl or if it gets choose from that randomized, it's gonna be answered and it's gonna be the truth, ladies and gentlemen. So yes, leave all the questions. Every single question you got. It's gonna be fantastic video. I'm ready for that. I'm excited for that. Yeah, I'll watch that. A bowl of popcorn. Yeah.

[A]

It's gonna be super good.

[C]

Yeah. If we're not single.

[B]

Oh, interesting call ride home. Oh,

[A]

the one she has now.

[B]

Each and every one of y' all coming back. Episode 212 you should know podcast. We. We absolutely love y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

Like we said multiple times throughout the video, we are on tour and the tickets are live right now. You should know studios.com. it is also linked in the description below. What else is linked in the description below, you might ask? It is our Patreon, the Koala Club. All of our exclusive content. All of our content besides the actual podcast lives on our patreon. Go check it out. We also have the YSK Unplugged channel. Our second YouTube channel is link in the description below as well. Well, but get your good karma. Confuse the casuals. This week's secret code, it is s o t. Peyton is currently sniffing Sarah's skull. It is so t. I wanted them to hear too. Sarah on tour. Sarah on tour. She's coming on tour. You want to meet Sarah? You want to meet the bear? You want to meet Peyton's better half. Half. Tickets are available right now. Link in the description. You should know.

[A]

See Dario protesting.

[B]

But we love y'. All. S o t sot leave it everywhere. Prove that you are a real one, a true one.

[A]

P remember, one out of ten koala

[B]

bears don't make Christmas.

[A]

Oh, my God. All fell on her. And we'll see you next time.

[B]

Oh,

[C]

can I try that shoe?

[A]

I mean, unbelievable. Try it. We went to Clovers. Don't make it home to Christmas. And we'll see you next time.

[B]

Oh, no. Yeah. No, no. She can't throw a shoe.

[A]

What's cold? What's cold on me?

[B]

Yeah. She can't. She can't.

[A]

What's cold on me?

[B]

She can't throw a shoe. We gotta get her in some flip flops. She can't throw a shoe.

[A]

You look very good. Like a pretty little pretzel that I would like to bite into and eat all the salt. Yep.

[B]

Goodbye now.