HOW I GOT CHEATED ON! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast – Episode 199

"The Best Ways to Cheat on Your Girlfriend!"
Hosts: Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy
Release: January 12, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Peyton and Cam let loose ahead of the upcoming 200th episode milestone and their near-1-million-subscriber achievement. True to their style, the friends swap hilarious high school stories, riff on pop culture fandom, and launch into a wildly unfiltered discussion about cheating—“the best (worst) ways to get caught or cheated on”—all with their signature banter, vulnerability, and over-the-top humor. The episode wraps with a chaotic Hubba Bubba tongue twister challenge, some meta talk about fandom boundaries, and a reminder: “Don’t call Cam’s phone if you find his number!”

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Key Segments & Core Topics

1. Milestones, Nostalgia & Studio Vibes

Timestamps: 03:37–08:55

• Peyton and Cam celebrate hitting episode 199, tease a grand episode 200, and hype up their million subscriber milestone and surprise.
• They swap jokes about their evolving “game day” fashion and cringe high school basketball rituals—wearing mismatched jumpsuits, beads, and forced accessories.
  • Quote, Cam (06:47): "The only guy that gave me [a football jersey] was Dominic Valdispino. He was like, 6'7", 450, absolute unit. ...He gave me his jersey, and I genuinely felt like his girlfriend."
• Reflect on the bittersweet, surreal passage of recording nearly 200 episodes.
• Set the tone: next episode will be a raucous party, and the million-subscriber special will "change YSK history."

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2. Stranger Things & Fandoms: Obsession or Overboard?

Timestamps: 10:27–17:06

• Cam finishes Stranger Things and both hosts discuss disconnecting from the fandom due to toxic online behavior and intense personal investment by fans.
  • Quote, Cam (13:32): "I saw an Instagram account—somebody runs Lucas and Max accounts like they're actually them...and people debate if it's accurate how Lucas would post about Max."
• Dissect boundaries of fandom: when character/actor lines blur, and fans microanalyze fictional relationships to absurdity.
  • Use examples of Sadie Sink’s (Max) comments creating social media uproar.
• Relate to “music die-hards”—how extreme fans sometimes get, using The Weeknd as a reference.

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3. The Conqueror Running Challenge: Nerdy or Nuts?

Timestamps: 19:30–24:42

• Pierce describes "The Conqueror Challenges," an app where you pay ($300) and run (660 miles) to earn themed medals—like a Lord of the Rings quest.
• Cam and Pierce clown the idea, joking most fans are not running any marathons—least of all "LOTR guys."
  • Quote, Pierce (21:58): "She paid money and ran for it. Now, a hobby's a hobby. No, she didn't...wow."
• Relate to how far they'd go for their own fandoms; Cam says he wouldn't even do it for The Weeknd.

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4. Reliving Gym Class Nightmares & Coming of Age

Timestamps: 25:05–32:38

• Lifelong trauma from changing for gym, sweating through awkward puberty, and being “blessed” or “not blessed” in the locker room.
  • Quote, Cam (28:05): "I would go...put on these athletic clothes, run a mile, and my...my pick was too small, so it would always go through that hole."
• The socioeconomic flex of kids wearing designer backpacks and expensive clothes vs. old-school Looney Tunes T-shirts and hand-me-downs.

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5. Cheating Anxiety: The Best (Worst) Ways to Get Caught

Timestamps: 33:02–44:39

A. Relationship Paranoia (33:36–34:05)

• Cam confesses anxiety about being “too happy” and irrationally suspecting his partner might cheat.
  • Quote, Cam (33:41): “No, I'll literally be in bed and, like, something's great—it always happens when something great's going on. I'll be like, you cheat on me.”

B. Worst Ways to Discover Cheating

• By the Dog (34:05–35:59): Cam’s top nightmare scenario: the girlfriend’s dog recognizes a “sexy man” at the store and runs to him—proving a secret relationship.
  • “Imagine you’re walking through the store...and your girl’s dog sprints to a sexy man. He goes, ‘What's up, Benny?’...That dog's been in that man's crotch. Not in, rather, but around.” —Cam (35:54)
• Detective Route (37:17–38:12):
  • The slow-burn agony of piecing together clues over time, like odd payments or stories that don’t check out.
  • Pierce: “You've been cheating on me the whole time, but you made me work—and I don't want to do that!”
• From Someone Else (41:20–43:12):
  • The pain of a loved one (parent, cousin, friend) cluing you in instead of your partner.
  • Cam’s real story: a friend FaceTimes, asks when they broke up (they hadn’t), and then lists all the guys his ex hooked up with.
  • Quote, Cam (43:19): “I don't wish that on anybody but Pierce. I'm kidding. That's the worst one.”

C. Musings on Being Cheated On

• Cam: “Actually, I think young men should get cheated on at least once. It's very good for you...You will come out better. Now, you can't—we will lose some soldiers to the dark side.”
• Discuss how breakups in adolescence can send you on unpredictable, even destructive paths (the “butterfly effect”).

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6. When Fans Cross the Line: Pierced By Prank Calls

Timestamps: 46:41–51:12

• Pierce suspects his phone number has leaked after receiving suspicious calls and texts during a TikTok live.
• The “fan” jokes they’re not a weird fan but wanted to say hi:
  • “You have my personal number and you’re calling me while I’m working...But you’re not weird or anything. Right?” —Pierce (49:18)
• Both hosts agree: appreciate fans who know boundaries—but don’t try to find their phone numbers.
• Cam, mock-threatening: “If you call me or text me and you’re a fan...I got your IP now and I’m a threat.”

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7. Listener Interactions & Gym Celebrity Fatigue

Timestamps: 51:12–53:44

• Both recount funny and awkward moments with fans at the gym.
• Cam: went for a workout, got recognized and stopped six times in 15 minutes, “That was done, bro!”
• Lighthearted banter about who can undress the fastest.

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8. The Hubba Bubba Tongue Twister Challenge

Timestamps: 55:36–64:10

• Peyton and Cam attempt to read tongue twisters with entire rolls of Hubba Bubba bubblegum in their mouths.
• Real-life lisping, jaw pain, and a ton of slobbery, juvenile humor.
• Cam cannot tell where his tongue ends and the gum begins.
• Viewers are subjected to a grotesque audio (and visual) experience, with both hosts nearly gagging.
  • Memorable Moment: Cam, after attempting to say, “Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep,”: “What are you saying? It looks like you just spit out a placenta.” (64:02)
• The challenge devolves into betting who can stuff more gum in for $500, fevered attempts and more graphic chewing sounds.

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9. Wrap-Up & Secret Codes

Timestamps: 71:09–End

• Cam does the “outro” while Peyton recovers from the tongue challenge.
• Teases upcoming episode 200 and the massive million-subscriber surprise.
• Drops the week’s secret code for devoted listeners: “Hubba Bubba Lisp” (HBLubaHBL).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (With Timestamps)

• On Fandoms:
  “I've been on a side of Twitter and TikTok—it won't leave my feed. It's unbelievable.” —Cam, on Stranger Things superfans (13:12)

• On Cheating Paranoia:
  “No, I'll literally be in bed and, like, something's great...I'll be like, ‘You cheat on me.’ She'll be like, ‘What?’” —Cam (33:41)

• On Finding Out from a Pet:
  “That dog's been in that man's crotch. Not in, rather, but around the crotch.” —Pierce (35:59)

• On the Butterfly Effect of Heartbreak:
  “Your brain is not fully developed. You think that is your...your whole life. And they break up with you. There's people that done some wicked sh-...it's a butterfly effect.” —Pierce (44:14)

• On Over-the-Top Gum Challenge:
  "I can't tell at this point what's my tongue and what's the gum." —Cam (59:41)

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Tone & Style

Unfiltered, zany, self-deprecating, and often full of “cringe” nostalgia. Peyton and Cam’s dynamic bounces between bro-therapy, outrageous confessions, and wild physical bits. Their rapport—deep friendship, good-natured ribbing, and willingness to discuss raw personal experiences—fuels both the humor and heart of the episode.

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Final Thoughts

For both die-hard YSK fans and casual listeners, this episode delivers classic Peyton and Cam: rampant storytelling, comedic chaos, honest relationship talk, and complete disregard for personal dignity (see: literal mouthfuls of bubble gum and half-naked jokes). It’s the perfect lead-in to the podcast’s milestone 200th episode and a must-listen for those who appreciate the intersection of vulnerability and hilarity.

Secret Code for the Week: "Hubba Bubba Lisp" (HBLubaHBL)
Next week: Episode 200 party special, followed by the massive one-million-subscriber reveal!

Transcript

[Pierce]

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[Cam]

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[Pierce]

We got co host camp back in the studio.

[Cam]

Wait, hold on.

[Pierce]

Am I dating myself yet? Am I dating myself yet? Rolly, rolly, Rolly with a dab. A wrench.

[Cam]

Did you dab?

[Pierce]

And I just pointed to my apple watch and said, rollie. Yeah, this is.

[Cam]

When's the last. I mean, I remember going around dabbing like, oh, dude, that feels good. How does that feel?

[Pierce]

No, that is. Can we talk? Is the dab the. The most dance move that's ever been created?

[Cam]

No, no. There's a lot of worst dance moves.

[Pierce]

The flossing is terrible.

[Cam]

Flossing is top tier bad, but flossing.

[Pierce]

If you can do it's kind of skill. Anybody in there? Anybody can do this? Surprisingly, swag is something, but anybody can go.

[Cam]

Surprisingly, not everybody can. Do you remember back in the old.

[Pierce]

Dad days, people be like, how do you this?

[Cam]

No, it's impressive.

[Pierce]

They look like.

[Cam]

It's your people, man. It's your people.

[Pierce]

It's always my people. It's always my people.

[Cam]

Dude. How are you feeling? I like your outfit today.

[Pierce]

No, no, you said this off camera. He said, I'm a 27 year old father of soon to be two dressed like a high school athlete.

[Cam]

Yeah, 100% like, you look like it's game day and you're excited to be a starting shooting guard.

[Pierce]

You didn't have to wear. Y' all don't have to wear matching jumpsuits for game day.

[Cam]

No, we didn't have to do anything. We were good at basketball.

[Pierce]

Oh, we had. Now, I'm not gonna lie. It was a joke that went around our school. We had to wear matching jumpsuits and like beads around our neck and. No, I'm not. No, I'm dead serious.

[Cam]

What? Beads? What kind of beads? Like homecoming beads?

[Pierce]

No, no, our coach. So we had to wear a school lanyard. At our school, you had to have a lanyard at all times. You had to be able to readily identify yourself to make sure the crime wasn't committed by you.

[Cam]

Oh, y' all were early stages of searching for us. People don't believe us, Pierce. People don't believe us. No, it wasn't. You didn't go to a school. Bad school.

[Pierce]

But Like, y' all just had bad. You look at Pierce, you look at me, it's like, oh, that's the school. But then you go to school, you're like, oh, it's different. Anyway, we had to have our lanyard on, right, 24 7. So our coach got us a little basketballs, a basketball necklace that were, like. The balls were thick, though, like that big. Beat it up perfectly around our neck. And we got. From every other sports team, every other student. Oh, y' all walk around with you know what on your neck?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

So we had. You had to wear those. We had a special game.

[Cam]

Why'd you have so many accessories? It was so strange.

[Pierce]

Yeah, I mean, this. We had team shoes that did not match our jersey.

[Cam]

Right?

[Pierce]

Think about what I just said. We had team shoes that didn't match our uniform.

[Cam]

Definitely the cheapest option they could find, right?

[Pierce]

Weren't cheap.

[Cam]

Really? Weren't cheap. That's so strange.

[Pierce]

Didn't match. The jumpsuits were like. We had a different one every year, but they just kept getting passed down. So, like, we'd get a new one, and then you'd see JV in our last year.

[Cam]

Oh, okay.

[Pierce]

And then we'd get a new one, and you'd see JV in our last year, and it's, like, really weird.

[Cam]

See, did y' all ever have the thing where your football players on football games, like, Friday nights, they would have to give their jersey to somebody in the. In the school.

[Pierce]

Oh, what?

[Cam]

So, like, basically, you'd give your. You'd give your football jersey, and a lot of the guys give it to the girls. Right. But I didn't play football, and I thought the jerseys were sick. So I remember asking the football players, I said, hey, boys. Oh, man.

[Pierce]

You said, who could spare your jersey? I'll wear the pep rally and all, I promise.

[Cam]

Yeah. And so I remember the only guy that gave me his name was Dominic Valdispino. He was like, 450. He was like, 67450, absolute unit. Played D1 football and everything after that. But he didn't have anybody to give his jersey to, so he gave me his jersey, and I genuinely felt like his girlfriend.

[Pierce]

It was so big, swimming in that shirt. You're like, go, Dom. Go, Dom.

[Cam]

In the pep rally, I was like, go, Dominic. Go, Dominic.

[Pierce]

You're sitting there with all the other girlfriends, and it's just you, like. And there's. They're still. Even in that moment, they're still like. You're just like.

[Cam]

I go, aren't we? So Proud of them.

[Pierce]

Get off me.

[Cam]

You're right. Oh, sorry, dude, man. How do you feel? The tide is turning right now in ysk. We're. We're hitting that. We're in that third base. Going at home plate, dude. On some. On some things we've been waiting on a while.

[Pierce]

Next week's episode 200, man, it's. It is. It's honestly incredible without getting sappy. And we're gonna keep it light hearted. It really is like when you sit and kind of take a step back and look from like the beginning, bro. It's been a long time, but it's gone so fast.

[Cam]

Right?

[Pierce]

But it's also taken a long time. So it's like, it's. It's a whole. It's a whole like a. Like a cocktail of emotions.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

It's like, oh, I'm so excited. But wow. Bittersweet.

[Cam]

Holy.

[Pierce]

Having fast.

[Cam]

Wow.

[Pierce]

It took so long. And then just slam.

[Cam]

I'm so excited for episode 200 because I think I had the most Fun recording Episode 100.

[Pierce]

Yeah. Episode 100 was this.

[Cam]

And we're gonna do that again. It's gonna be a more laid back, loose episode where it's like, it's generally a celebration recorded on camera. There's going to be a copious amount. I don't know if that's like, okay to say. I was gonna say.

[Pierce]

I don't know if we could say that, but there's gonna be copious amounts of drinks in our system.

[Cam]

Drinks. Let me say drinks. Yeah.

[Pierce]

Put drinks. Yeah. No. Oh, there will be. And it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun. We have. We have a couple some surprises.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. Is this gonna be the first drunk episode? Because episode 100, we're.

[Pierce]

Episode 100 was a little tip.

[Cam]

Little tip. I plan on. I plan on getting there.

[Pierce]

I plan on not leaving too. I'm like, I'm be like, y' all have a great night. I'm going to be.

[Cam]

Yeah, right. Yeah. Just lay out 100%.

[Pierce]

Got some surprises, some drinks, some familiar faces, some new faces.

[Cam]

Faces.

[Pierce]

So there's gonna be a whole.

[Cam]

It's gonna be good times.

[Pierce]

Gonna be fire.

[Cam]

Really good times.

[Pierce]

Week dress one week away.

[Cam]

That's. Oh, God. And. And I don't. The good thing about this is there's not gonna be a drop off after episode 200 because right after that, hopefully if y' all subscribe, we have the 1 million subscriber episode.

[Pierce]

And that. I mean you talk about. You talk about 1A, 1B. That's not even. Oh, yeah, that's not less than 200. That's not. Hell, it might be in terms of.

[Cam]

Like, what we're dropping.

[Pierce]

It might be. It might be above 200, but I'm just calling 1A and 1A. Dude. They're right there. They're. They're equal parts. It's. It's. It's, like, legendary. We just split it up.

[Cam]

Yeah, 200 is more of a celebration. One million subscribers. Like, since y' all got us here, here's a little something for you.

[Pierce]

Here you go.

[Cam]

Here's a little something for you.

[Pierce]

Indian gift. Now that might have been something. Now that might have been something.

[Cam]

Now explain to me what that means.

[Pierce]

Now, I believe the phrase is Indian giver.

[Cam]

I'm not sure where we're going here. Yeah, take us there.

[Pierce]

I believe it's a real thing if someone gives you a gift and then you either re. Gift it back to them or you give it to someone else. And I think the significance is the whites used to give things to the Native Americans and then take it back from them.

[Cam]

I didn't know y' all ever given. I thought y' all always got.

[Pierce]

No, I think.

[Cam]

I think it was like, here, we're.

[Pierce]

Gonna give y' all that land, and then we're like, oh, you're on my land. Like that situ. Like that situation. I don't know.

[Cam]

I'm looking at fourth camera. I don't know what's standing on.

[Pierce]

I don't know now. I said I'm gonna retract. I think that's what it was. Oh, here, you can have your cow. That's my cow. I think that's what it kind of was. And that's where it came from. So how was your week?

[Cam]

My week was fantastic, man. I mean, spectacular week. Can I say something? Normally we don't talk about, like, things going on in the world yet, but I finished Stranger Things.

[Pierce]

I must say, I thought you were going somewhere else. I was about to say, be careful.

[Cam]

I just heard about that on the way here.

[Pierce]

Yeah, be careful.

[Cam]

Wow. Crazy. I don't know who that guy is. Yeah, I saw him in a Nike tech, though.

[Pierce]

I go, yeah, I don't know either, but we got him.

[Cam]

Hey, I want to make it to episode 200. I want to make it to episode 200, kid. But I did. I did watch Stranger Things. Did you finish it?

[Pierce]

Yes, of course. Of course I did. I think if. If you claim to be a fan of Strange Things, you have not completed it yet. You're not a fan and you're lying to someone, so you need to stop.

[Cam]

I'm not even gonna go into spoilers or go into intricacies of everything. I want to say I am starting to disconnect myself from the Stranger Things fandom.

[Pierce]

See, and I. It's sad, but I'm. I'm kind of there too. It's because I don't want to be.

[Cam]

It's so okay to have your gripes with the show. I have my gripes with the show and, like, plot holes and all that. My synopsis on it, I think it ended beautifully. I think it was a great wrap up of everything. Yes, some parts seem lazy and unlike finished and all that, but if you just go into it kind of mindless. It was good. It was really good.

[Pierce]

So my problem, right? I think they know. I think.

[Cam]

Oh, what?

[Pierce]

I think they know that this took so long to create that everyone is numb to it. There's. There's. There's. I can almost argue there's not a single person from the ending of season four all the way to the start of this, every day was, like, talking about it, plotting on it, writing about it, drawing about it, buying Stranger Things merch. Like, bro, it got to a point of such. Such a long wait. Like, the hype died down. So I think that is the allowance that they think they have gifted themselves for the plot holes. Think about watching that now, since the whole series out, think about someone that's never watched it and they sat down and watched it right now.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pierce]

Season one, two, three, four, five. Yeah, they would be like, what the hell? That jump from four to five. Like, if they got to watch it all right now.

[Cam]

Okay, I see what you're saying, and.

[Pierce]

That'S where I have a problem with it. You don't want to marketing and stuff. It's present day. You don't think about future and stuff for the show, the actual content. How is this gonna age? How is this. If someone in two years has never seen it and they pick it up for the first time, are they gonna like it? And it's like, bro, it was.

[Cam]

I wasn't even thinking about it like that. I'm just talking from a consumer standpoint. I thought it was fine. I'm disconnecting myself from the fan base because some of y' all are weird.

[Pierce]

Oh, if you're. If you're going down the rabbit hole that I think you're about to, I am one of those people, and I hope to God it happens.

[Cam]

Oh, no. I'm going to say, like, I've been on a side of Twitter and TikTok.

[Pierce]

It won't leave my feet. It won't leave my feet.

[Cam]

No, no.

[Pierce]

It's unbelievable.

[Cam]

I didn't understand how much stranger things affected people's lives and like, how much they. I saw an Instagram account. There's somebody out in the world that runs Instagram accounts of the characters as if they're actually them. And they post pictures with real captions and stories and they're like, oh, like you say, it's. What's, what's the black dude's name?

[Pierce]

Lucas.

[Cam]

Yeah, I know his real name. Caleb. So Lucas. Right. So Luke, you know Lucas and Matt.

[Pierce]

Well, his real name is Caleb.

[Cam]

No, I know Lucas and Max are dating in the show, right? There's a person who runs a Lucas account and a Max account and they post each other, right? Be like a date with my girl and stuff like that. I don't know if they're AI images or what, but then somebody screenshot it then, like, and put it on Twitter and said, oh, some people are running Lucas and Max accounts. It's so cute. There was a, there was a, there was a quote tweet that with 15,000 likes saying, this is so inaccurate. You know, Lucas would have posted her in nothing but her and he would have talked about her like this. This is very inaccurate. And it's like. And not even the fact that somebody posted that. The fact that 15,000 people liked it. I don't want to be associated with you anymore. I don't like the show anymore because of you.

[Pierce]

You're scaring me and have no literally zero real life responsibility.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

You can't have a pet.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

You cannot have a pet that you have to think about their well being. If you have time to make a fake, fake Max and Lucas page.

[Cam]

This is their day.

[Pierce]

I want them to go to the cafe today and maybe eat a little baguette and they're going to take a cute picture together and we're going to post it. Good night.

[Cam]

It's so strange. And then, and then Sadie, who plays Max on the show, she went on Jimmy Fallon, right? She went on Jimmy Fallon by the time we're recording this yesterday. Yeah, right. And they. Spoiler. If you haven't watched it, she has. Jimmy said, hey, what do you think happened? I love Sadie Sink at the end of stranger things with 11, she goes, she's dead.

[Pierce]

Yeah.

[Cam]

The crowd reaction.

[Pierce]

Yeah. How could you do this? So much so to her, Sadie Lily went, oh, I mean, like, like that's my opinion. Yeah. I think she's dead.

[Cam]

Yeah. And I don't think it's so scary to me that people are having a hard time separating these actors from these. These characters don't exist.

[Pierce]

Yeah.

[Cam]

This world does. This world doesn't exist.

[Pierce]

Now, I will say when a character is so polarizing, so good that if you see, like, Dwight Schrute, no one calls Rainn Wilson. Rainn Wilson. They call him White Street.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

Yeah, that sucks. That definitely sucks for him. But like, you, it's almost like a ultimate homage.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

You are. You are so good at that. I can't even. Like, it's in my cerebral.

[Cam]

Right, Right. But I'm. But I don't go through my day being like, if.

[Pierce]

If.

[Cam]

If Rain Wilson were to be like, yeah, dude, I didn't. Sometimes I didn't find Dwight funnier. I don't think Dwight should have done this. Or, like, I really didn't like this story with Dwight. I'd be like, what? Yeah.

[Pierce]

What?

[Cam]

Yeah, like, it's like, it's fine.

[Pierce]

It kind of. It kind of scares me how people go to that. Dude. I think the same thing of, like, Music Die Hards.

[Cam]

Right? Hear me out, okay? No, no, no. Because they'll know. Those people will come. No, hear me out. They'll come. That's why your phone numbers leaked.

[Pierce]

Yeah. Literally. They will. They will come. I'm like, you. Yeah, they're gonna come. So you are a mega fan of the Weeknd right.

[Cam]

Now.

[Pierce]

This is. This is a beautiful representation. Yeah, I like to consider myself a very large fan of the Weeknd.

[Cam]

I have.

[Pierce]

I've been listening to the Weeknd since I was, like, a freshman in high school. His first projects ever.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

Like, I. I love his music from the beginning.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

You know, all the lore. That's what separates us. Right. Then there's, like, another stage. Maybe someone's physically got exo tatted on their body.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

And then they know everything. Ever since I've been legit. No, no, it's gonna crack.

[Cam]

No. Oh.

[Pierce]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, it's gonna crack. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Go to a commercial break. I don't think that's proper infrastructure.

[Pierce]

Does that TV not have any legs? Man, we got a legless tv. No wonder.

[Cam]

Wait the whole time that TV didn't have legs.

[Pierce]

They don't have legs. Oh, my God. Pierce, who you put this TV up.

[Cam]

With no legs, Screwed in.

[Pierce]

I mean, we're.

[Cam]

I mean.

[Pierce]

I mean, we're getting millions of views a month, and our TV doesn't have legs.

[Cam]

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[Pierce]

Yeah, we took a little dusting, put an arm back on. Took an arm back off.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's. It's all good. I broke some things, but we're okay. We're okay.

[Pierce]

Okay. So I saw this thing, and I'm praying that you have not seen it. It is an app and a company, and it's called the. The Conqueror Challenges. Let me make sure I'm right.

[Cam]

What's it called?

[Pierce]

The. The. The conquer challenges. Like, to conquer something.

[Cam]

Okay. This is an app.

[Pierce]

It's an app. So I saw it on. I saw it on my TikTok, right? And it was Lord of the Ring, Lord of the Rings theme. And I said, oh, my God, this is right.

[Cam]

Yeah. No, I promise you, I haven't seen this.

[Pierce]

So I have no clue what it is. And it's these big, like, metals like, that you can wear, like a ribbon. But it was like, there's, like, construction on it and, like, beautiful scenes and painted and stuff. I was like, oh, my God, these are sick.

[Cam]

Like a lanyard.

[Pierce]

But like a. Think of like a trophy, like an.

[Cam]

Olympic medal, something like that.

[Pierce]

Yeah, but it's a whole scene. Ribbon.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pierce]

And then the ribbon goes down and there's like a piece, like a. Like a belt buck or something. But it's like. Like a waterfall in Rivendell. Like, where the elves live or. Like, it's Mordor, right? So I'm like, this. This is fire.

[Cam]

I mean. Wait, do you hear that?

[Pierce]

Stop.

[Cam]

Y' all hear that? I don't know. Am I the only one that heard that? What did you hear, Pete? It's all the Ryan Held. No.

[Pierce]

So it all gets so much worse. Okay, so me being a nerd, I'm like, oh, this is sick.

[Cam]

Let me click on it.

[Pierce]

Peyton, It's. It's a running app.

[Cam]

What?

[Pierce]

It is a running app.

[Cam]

Like, a physical running app.

[Pierce]

So you download their app, and there's different ones. So it's not just Lord of the Rings. Like, they do, like, DLCs. Like, it'll be like Lord of the Rings, and then there's Harry Potter. There's also.

[Cam]

It's really dry.

[Pierce]

You sign up. You pay money. You pay them money to sign up, and then you run with your physical body to receive these ribbons. When I tell you, I said, okay, maybe it's like a monthly challenge. Like, maybe you hit that little half marathon, and you get the cool ribbon. Okay, Peyton. 660 miles.

[Cam]

What?

[Pierce]

660 miles is what it requires to get a ribbon to get all five challenges done and get the. The fifth sacred ribbon.

[Cam]

So 660 times five looks like 20,000.

[Pierce]

No. Oh, wait.

[Cam]

What are you doing? Where are we going?

[Pierce]

Where are we going?

[Cam]

So there's five medals. You got to run 660 miles for each incorrect.

[Pierce]

660 gets you to the end.

[Cam]

Oh, probably 50.

[Pierce]

You get the first one. Maybe at 100, you get number two.

[Cam]

Oh, okay.

[Pierce]

660 miles to get five ribbons. Reference from us to Oklahoma City is like one hundred and eighty.

[Cam]

It's a long run. You have to be Gump.

[Pierce]

No, they literally want you to run.

[Cam]

Through.

[Pierce]

And then it comes find out.

[Cam]

It's like, $300 to sign up to get all five so you.

[Pierce]

So you can pick which challenge you want to do.

[Cam]

We have to pay to do the challenge.

[Pierce]

I download your app.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

I physically sacrifice my body, and I pay you $300 for a.

[Cam]

Can I see a picture? Do you have the picture of these ribbons we can put on screen?

[Pierce]

I can. I can. I need to see these.

[Cam]

Okay, first of all. First of all, can we be honest? If we do a median, like, picture of Lord of the Ring fans and they're not running.

[Pierce]

They'Re the greatest fans ever. We. We are the greatest fans ever. We don't go for that. That Saturday job.

[Cam]

I Mean, y' all can sit and watch, like, oh, yeah. But since running 660 miles, we do.

[Pierce]

Not go for that.

[Cam]

I mean, there's no. There's rarely anybody that's gonna run that much in their life.

[Pierce]

Okay, look, this is right here, right? So that she's doing a reveal. She got it in. She's.

[Cam]

She's talking about this on the screen.

[Pierce]

But that's what it looks like. And I'll get a better picture. But you see what she's holding?

[Cam]

That looks like a car freshener.

[Pierce]

And she paid money and ran for it. Now, a hobby's a hobby.

[Cam]

No, she didn't. Ah, wow.

[Pierce]

Now hear me out.

[Cam]

Now hear me out. People look at me and say the same thing.

[Pierce]

So I immediately thought. I said I was sitting here. I was like, wow, this is absolutely crazy. I would never do this. And that was one of my top fandom things. So I said, I got to think of a way that Pete would even remotely approach this.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

Say they had one for Abel Tesfe.

[Cam]

Right. For the weekend.

[Pierce]

For the weekend, yeah. And you're running through. So all it does, you can run anywhere, but it gives you like a. Like a virtual map.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pierce]

So like, yeah, from the house of balloons to the Air Canada center and stuff like that. Milestones in his life. You can run it everywhere. Anywhere. Treadmill.

[Cam]

I like that.

[Pierce]

Would you participate in a weekend themed Concord?

[Cam]

No.

[Pierce]

For what?

[Cam]

For a car fresher.

[Pierce]

You have to pay $300.

[Cam]

No.

[Pierce]

660 miles.

[Cam]

I'm not running for $660,000. I'm not doing that.

[Pierce]

Oh, God. Oh. I'd run butt naked. I'd run butt naked.

[Cam]

How much money would it take you to run 660 miles?

[Pierce]

660 miles?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

Pay me a 600. Okay. That is a absolutely ludicrous.

[Cam]

Exactly how much money would it take?

[Pierce]

Uh, I'd go 50k.

[Cam]

You couldn't physically to do this.

[Pierce]

6. Do I have a time limit?

[Cam]

No. Yeah, a month. Oh, is that possible?

[Pierce]

That's. No, that's not. That's. That's like literally running a marathon a day every single.

[Cam]

Okay, so six months. Six months.

[Pierce]

Six months. So that's 110 miles a month. I could do that.

[Cam]

You think you could run 110 miles a month?

[Pierce]

It would suck like hell, but yeah.

[Cam]

Cam, you can't even do 110 push ups a month. First off.

[Pierce]

That's not true. That's not true. One of my new resolutions. Resolutions, simply for discipline sake, is 100.

[Cam]

Push ups every day. Really just do have you been doing?

[Pierce]

I mean, I've got every day so far, but we're not that far into the year. Yeah.

[Cam]

Have you?

[Pierce]

I swear to God.

[Cam]

Have you?

[Pierce]

I swear to God.

[Cam]

Okay, who's keeping track?

[Pierce]

Me.

[Cam]

All right, are they full push ups or are we going?

[Pierce]

They're full push ups.

[Cam]

Do you know what I hate?

[Pierce]

What?

[Cam]

Those little. Dude, those little bitty push ups. They do fire up. They do fire, dude. But those used to make me sweat, dude.

[Pierce]

Like, bad.

[Cam]

Gym class. You remember gym class as a kid?

[Pierce]

You had gym class? Like, we actually did workouts.

[Cam]

You don't have gym class in elementary school.

[Pierce]

We just had PE Played dog.

[Cam]

Yeah, that's called gym class.

[Pierce]

No, y' all were doing push ups. We didn't do physical stuff. We did jump.

[Cam]

Wait, so, like, middle school, you didn't have gym class?

[Pierce]

Middle school. I was in athletics.

[Cam]

No, sixth grade.

[Pierce]

Sixth grade. We had P.E.

[Cam]

Wait, so y' all went to P.E. and y' all didn't have clothes?

[Pierce]

What'd you just say? That's unbelievable.

[Cam]

That's crazy. That's crazy.

[Pierce]

What'd you just say?

[Cam]

You didn't go to PE Class and, like, change out your clothes?

[Pierce]

Oh, my God. You lived in an actual Netflix movie.

[Cam]

No, I'm telling you, I went to school like. Like Disney Channel.

[Pierce]

No, you did. No. Hell, no. We went to PE we took our backpack off, threw it on the side. We sat down and listened to Coach Vandiver, and we watched his nut sack fall out of his shorts. And he said. He said, yeah, we're playing dodgeball today. We're playing dodgeball.

[Cam]

Come on.

[Pierce]

Come on, people. We're playing dodgeball, boys and girls.

[Cam]

He goes, try dodge these balls.

[Pierce]

He goes. He goes. We're playing dodgeball. We're playing dodgeball. And I'm literally like.

[Cam]

And Pierce was like, oh, never mind. I'm sorry. Too far.

[Pierce]

Yeah, we're.

[Cam]

We're.

[Pierce]

I'm. We're looking at old nut, and then we're literally getting up and playing dodgeball. That was our P.E.

[Cam]

This was my P.E.

[Pierce]

We didn't have accessible lockers.

[Cam]

What?

[Pierce]

We had lockers lined all throughout the school. We were not allowed to use them.

[Cam]

Yeah. No. Okay, this is what we went to PE Class. It was, like, middle of the day, like, right before science and lunch.

[Pierce]

Oh, that sucks.

[Cam]

So you would go to P.E. you would. And we had a locker room, and you'd go in there, and you would have a gray T shirt, which is already bad for me and my pubescent.

[Pierce]

Sweaty area, and, like, blue shorts, athletics not P.E. like, you only had that if you were on a sport.

[Cam]

No, but this was like, sixth grade, so right before you got on a sports team, we didn't have that first through fifth. Yeah. You were wearing jeans and stuff. Yeah, I get it. But. But a sixth grade, in my prime, puberty time, like 13 or whatever I was. I would go. I remember I was going. I'd put on these, you know, athletic clothes. We'd go run like a mile, play tetherball, and then, like, do. Do the Pacer test. You know what I mean?

[Pierce]

I have to say this out loud. I was thinking about you, but I was thinking about you putting on your shirt. I was thinking about how much hair you had and just sharp, crooked teeth. And you said, run a mile. And literally, in my mind, I, like, formed you running a mile. I chatted to teeth. But I had you, like, like, on all fours. You were like.

[Cam]

I'm passing other kids, like.

[Pierce]

So you see now, okay, that's not an ape. It's not a prime ape. I didn't say this. I said, you're like, see, you're running.

[Cam]

On my knuckles and hope we make it to 200. No. Okay. But then we.

[Pierce]

And then you were in prison system.

[Cam]

And then we had to get out. And I'm wearing the same draws, and that's where I wore those, like, pajama drawers. The big, like. Like flannel ones.

[Pierce]

Yeah.

[Cam]

With. And. And then my.

[Pierce]

Your pecker could.

[Cam]

My pick was too small, so it would always go through that hole.

[Pierce]

Me too. God, hated that.

[Cam]

Dude, I hated it.

[Pierce]

I hated that. Yeah, bro. All right, dude, I used to get seven. Now. Now one more year forward. Seventh grade, right?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

We had football, like, 6:00 clock in the morning.

[Cam]

Yeah. First off.

[Pierce]

First off, 70% of my team didn't shower. Y' all are absolutely.

[Cam]

No, that's what I'm saying. I didn't shower either. And so I would go.

[Pierce]

I took my shower. I went in there, squeezed everything I had. Held it.

[Cam]

You're like.

[Pierce]

A little. Look like a little claw machine.

[Cam]

I was like.

[Pierce]

I didn't even need the pinky. I didn't even need the pinky. I was like. I was sitting there.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

I washed my. Because I know I stink. This happening at 6:00am yeah, it's 6:00am I'm out there tackling Jeriah. And we're. And he's. I don't think that's a better. Did I hear about him? No. Jeriah, he's fantastic. He's a good guy. Yeah, he's fantastic at football. He was a Hooper too, though.

[Cam]

But he's based on the name. He's sweating.

[Pierce]

Stunk like hell. See, that's what I'm saying. But a lot of these guys don't bathe. I bathed because I knew what I would do. Now, the consequence of bathing.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

Is a My swag was absolutely atrocious.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

I'm getting out of a shower and I'm putting on an Aeropostle shirt with like Levi jeans 501s because I didn't want my to get caught in the zipper. And then Adidas slides and I'm oh, it was a horrendous fit. I had absolutely, absolutely zero female attention. The one girl I liked absolutely did not want anything to do with me. And then I'm going to my class 20 minutes late because I decided to shower.

[Cam]

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[Cam]

Now on to the rest of the episode, the you should know podcast. Dude, dude, those times were honestly wicked. But it's so good for your upbringing and foundation. Like these kids now are wearing purple jeans and like balenciagas. Like I went back to like a high school game to watch the kids that you used to coach.

[Pierce]

Those chrome hearts here, Dior there. I'm like chains like none of you.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

None of you have a job.

[Cam]

That's what. And that proves my point, that the place that these kids go to school is a nice area. Because it's like, that's the only way it's. Their parents afford it.

[Pierce]

Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

I'm not buying my kids that stuff. No, you're wearing. You're literally gonna wear Looney Tunes Ross clothes until you're 17.

[Pierce]

Dude, the guys, the male students that had the Mrs. Peach backpacks and the Donkey Kong backpacks and the Mario Kart backpacks, Those big, like, those toy zipper bags. I hated that face. Really? You were one of them, weren't you?

[Cam]

No, I wore Stranger Things back in high school, though. I was 17. Wearing a stranger Things backpack.

[Pierce]

No, I was about to say that came out your literal senior year. You had. You, like, you caught it at the last Chance. Like, like. No, no, like you. That was that show created in your senior year.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

So you. You. I mean, yeah, trailblazer. You did it. But that's close. Holy. Did a Stranger things back. You're 26. You had a Stranger Things backpack.

[Cam]

100% high school. Yeah, I had a stranger. And then I would wear, like, the shirts. I would dress like a character.

[Pierce]

Dude, I'm telling you, I had that 11 shirt. I rocked that for a while. Yeah, that was fire.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

Now I resemble her. Shout out, Millie Bobby.

[Cam]

You do resemble her. You do resemble her. Hey, I was reading comments on last week's episode, and it is. I didn't think it was gonna be this nerve wracking talking about my relationship. Like, I don't. I honestly, I'm kind of teetering the line if I like it or not. Because, like, I don't like. I just don't like that many personal comments about, like, a personal thing that you.

[Pierce]

That you are fond of.

[Cam]

That I'm fond of. Right. And I'm very protective over my hot breath wife.

[Pierce]

There you go. Good old mama bear.

[Cam]

But then I started to get self conscious, right? I'm like, hey, maybe I'm too happy. I'm way too happy. This could go real bad. And I was thinking about, what are some ways I could get cheated on in this situation? I was like, this girl's perfect. I don't think she would. But maybe she's so good.

[Pierce]

But she's so good.

[Cam]

What if she's cheating on me?

[Pierce]

You need to protect your heart from these thoughts.

[Cam]

No, no, it's fine.

[Pierce]

Why are you thinking that?

[Cam]

No, I'll literally be in bed and, like, something's great. It always Happens when something great's going on. I'll be like, you cheat on me. She'll be like, what?

[Pierce]

You're in the middle of the show. It's just funny and everything. You go, prove it. She goes, what? You're like, say you are. She goes, oh, my God. Why are you yelling?

[Cam]

So that got me to thinking. What are some of the worst ways to find out you got cheated on? And I came up with a couple.

[Pierce]

Oh, I, I, I mean, hell, I got. So I love to hear yours.

[Cam]

I got some locked in, though, so I wrote some down. Because honestly, I thought this, Me and her go shopping a lot and CJ was there and this almost happened, or I thought it was happening, so I wrote it down. One of the worst ways you can find out your girl's cheating on you is through her dog. Imagine what? Imagine this, because I thought it happened when we went to a store together. Imagine you and your girl are in a store together, right? And you and she has a dog, right? And she's carrying the dog. It's a little cute, like, little lab dog, automatic breakup.

[Pierce]

If I'm dating you, your pet doesn't leave the house.

[Cam]

Really?

[Pierce]

Yeah. If you go, oh, my dog's coming to the cappuccino. I go, y' all have a great day. I go, absolutely.

[Cam]

Lose my number.

[Pierce]

No, no, no, no. It's not a service animal. You're fine. The pet stays home.

[Cam]

See, I disagree. I love her dog. I love my girl's dog. And so anyway, imagine going to the store with your girl's dog, right? And he's like a little cute, like little. Just one is, look, one of these cute little dogs, right? And you know how dogs, whenever they see people, they just like, kind of sniff them and, like, keep going. You could tell that they don't recognize them.

[Pierce]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Imagine you're walking through the store with your girl and her dog, and that dog sprints towards the sexy man in the store.

[Pierce]

Just go.

[Cam]

And then the guy goes, oh, what's up, Benny? Oh, no, no, no, no. Do you know the heartbreak?

[Pierce]

Gut wrenching, especially, you're following, like, pov. You're like, just watching the dog. I don't even like it. Then just. And then you look up. It's like Anthony Joshua.

[Cam]

And you go, oh.

[Pierce]

He goes, oh, hello, Benny.

[Cam]

And he knows your dog's. Your girl's dog's spot. Oh, my God.

[Pierce]

And it starts going in the ear and the dog's like, oh, oh. And it turns back to you and.

[Cam]

Goes, I'd be like, dude, there literally can't be a worse way.

[Pierce]

Now, now, hear me out.

[Cam]

That's a personal connection. That dog's cuddled in bed with that.

[Pierce]

Oh, 100. That dog's been in that man's crotch. Not in, rather, but around the crotch. That's where dogs.

[Cam]

Like, in the crotch is strange.

[Pierce]

And I should have said that. Around the crotch.

[Cam]

Yeah. Oh, my God. As soon as he gets done. As soon as he. He gets done marinating on your wife.

[Pierce]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

He gets a pets, that dog.

[Pierce]

Oh, yeah, That's.

[Cam]

That.

[Pierce]

No, he's got to die. It's like, oh, something's got to happen.

[Cam]

It's like, why does your dog smell like Louis Vuitton meteor? Oh, and it smells like another man's cologne right in that fur. Dude, off. Dude. Oh, man.

[Pierce]

You got.

[Cam]

Oh, man. Here we go.

[Pierce]

Does it make it worse if the guy's a little less attractive? Let's be honest. I look up, he loves the dog. Dog loves him. You look up, he looks.

[Cam]

Dude. Yes.

[Pierce]

Beat.

[Cam]

Yes. No, that's way worse. To get cheated on. Going down. Going up. Because I've been cheated on both ways.

[Pierce]

That's true.

[Cam]

I've been cheated on both ways.

[Pierce]

Yeah. It's like, what the fuck are you getting from him? It's not from me.

[Cam]

Yeah. I mean, he. I was like, dude, I remember the first time I got cheated on. I found out who the guy was, and I was like, oh, I literally have no value, this guy. I was like. I was hating, but, like, come on.

[Pierce]

Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Pierce]

I have nothing to offer. Like, if that's the guy, that's your guy. That's the guy.

[Cam]

Yeah. But then I got cheated on with the guy. That literally was sexy as hell. I was like, I would give it up to him. Like, I get it. And he has more money.

[Pierce]

I've seen some of those. I've seen some of those, too. Be like, hell, I'm game.

[Cam]

Yeah, yeah. It's like, now watch.

[Pierce]

Call him over.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pierce]

Dog is wicked. Dog's wicked. The first thing that popped in my mind is that I call it the detective route.

[Cam]

The detective or the Sherlock Holmes. Don't hit too close to home now, Sherlock Holme.

[Pierce]

Now it's. Now, you might have dibbled and dabbled in this, but just. It's like a. It's like a breadcrumb. Like, one thing's off. Like, oh, who? You zelled somebody. 200. Yeah, that's. That's weird. Like, what? Okay.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

And then. Oh, wait, you went like. Like a Bag of to go, Somewhere to go. You told me you didn't get lunch the other day.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Pierce]

And it's just breadcrumb after breadcrumb, and then finally there's this grandiose thing, like, you just figure it out.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

Front them.

[Cam]

That's worse.

[Pierce]

Because, A, you've been cheating on me the whole time. But, two, you made me work, and I don't want to do that. Like, I'm not a detective. I do this for a living. I don't piece together. No, you made me follow your mistakes, and still, like, the end result is I'm still being cheated on.

[Cam]

Following a crime scene to find out your girl's getting plugged up by another man is. No, that is rough.

[Pierce]

No, no, that. That is immediate breakup. That is. Oh, my God. I'm not gonna lie. There's a better chance that we stay together if you walk straight up to me and you go, I cheated on you.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's happened to you. No, not with Liv. No, I can't start that narrative. Not with live. It was with the whole basketball team of his girl in high school, and.

[Pierce]

It was still reversed. I had to pull that information out.

[Cam]

You know that guy that starts over you?

[Pierce]

I've been slurping him. Oh. Oh, it's okay.

[Cam]

Okay. Okay. Another worst way to find out you've been cheated on.

[Pierce]

I don't know if. I don't know if there's worse than that. Dog.

[Cam]

No, dog stuff sucks, too, because dog's personal.

[Pierce]

Oh, God.

[Cam]

But imagine you go to your girl's house one morning, like, y' all live separately. You go to your girl's house, she's tired. It's like a Sunday morning, so she's tired. She went out the night before or something.

[Pierce]

About to say something weird. Let me stop.

[Cam]

She went out the night before something. You're like, hey, babe, let's go watch it. Let's just sit in the house and watch movies tonight. It's a Sunday. Let's just be. Let's be lazy.

[Pierce]

Perfect.

[Cam]

What's she wearing? What? You hear it? You hear a knock on the door, you're like, oh, babe, what's that? What's that? She goes, oh, I don't know. I'll get it, though. You get up to go open the door. It's a DoorDash, two milkshakes with a note saying, hey, thanks again for last night. Imagine that.

[Pierce]

I mean, this guy got your girl cookies and cream. And if he knows to keep that.

[Cam]

Whipped cream and cherry off, oh, my God. How long has been going on.

[Pierce]

Oh, police are gonna be in the near distance.

[Cam]

It's her favorite order. It's her favorite order from her favorite milkshake spot. That's intimate.

[Pierce]

Anna says thank you for last night. Now, do I know? Do I know? I guess she already confessed that she went out last night.

[Cam]

Yes. You knew she was going out with.

[Pierce]

The girls night, and we were not there. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

It was a girl. Dude.

[Pierce]

Girls night is nothing but curse, dude.

[Cam]

I remember I picked up my ex from a girl's night, and it was. I'm at some dude's house, and I was like. I was like, I've never heard of this house or see, like, I don't know where this part of town is. Came out, clothes all up, hair all. How about that? Dude is just butt naked saying, I wasn't like this. I was a man, dude. I.

[Pierce]

No, no, no, no. I was. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

I was like, oh, baby breath stinks.

[Pierce]

Oh, no. Smells like. Kind of smells like a. Kind of. Smells like a toot.

[Cam]

Smells like avocado.

[Pierce]

It's a good call back.

[Cam]

No, if I were to really expose all the ways I got cheated on, like, the things I. I was okay.

[Pierce]

With, bro, I, I, I honestly think if they cheat on me and there's a milkshake sent to the house. Yeah, I, I play it cool.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

There was nothing at the door. I come in, I just, oh, what the hell? It's a false knock. And I go, so, babe, where were you last night? And I grill her about it, because that's. Dude, honesty is the cure. It has to be.

[Cam]

You're a girl guy. I'm not a grill guy. I'm so emotional. I have to get this out. I'd be like, baby, who the is.

[Pierce]

I can't, because it's like the bait and hook. I'm gonna let them sink their own ship.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

I'm gonna let them sink their own ship. Okay, my last one. I was thinking about this. Very simple, but getting the news from someone else you love, but. And not the actual partner.

[Cam]

Oh, dude, it's crazy. I'm four for four. So far, all these has happened to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the milkshakes, but it was someone's milkshake. But it was food. Yeah, it was food.

[Pierce]

Oh, my crack.

[Cam]

Because in and out, it was crazy. But, dude, finding out from somebody you love and. And dude, oh, my God.

[Pierce]

Getting cheated on over animal fries.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. No, no, it was plain fries. Didn't get animal.

[Pierce]

He's like, he has no Respect for your cardboard. Oh my God. But yeah, like some like, like say your cousin tells you. Oh, dude, your friend, your mom.

[Cam]

Even the denial. What would you. You say that about her? Yeah.

[Pierce]

Oh my God. You're going out just sad as. Imagine your own mother. Yeah, imagine your mother. And then whatever the scenario, cuz we don't. God knows your mom. If your girl came up to your mom, said, I cheated on your son, it's no more.

[Cam]

She's not making out the house. Yeah. She's not.

[Pierce]

No more girlfriend. But in this scenario, let's say however she did it.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

Your mom comes up to you and goes, I don't even need to talk. She's rubbing your back. Oh, it's hot.

[Cam]

I'm sweating. Yeah, no, I'm starting to get hot. I'm starting to get real mad actually.

[Pierce]

So you know Voldy cheated on you to your mom.

[Cam]

I go.

[Pierce]

You go, what? What did you just say? Oh my God. No, that dude. Cuz honestly, your partner at that point, you have enough. You have enough balls to tell. To tell the truth. No, you don't have enough to tell it to me.

[Cam]

I know you. If you're doing that, you're telling my mother. You're two levels crazy.

[Pierce]

Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

One, you're crazy enough to cheat on me. Two, to kill Nita Rat. Yeah, it's crazy, dude. I remember when I got cheated on. It happened for the close friend who was a girl like my high school homies. I was in bed, she FaceTimed me and I answered and she was like checking on me. And she was like, yeah. She was like, so when did you and so and so break up? And I go, we're not. We're together. I just started today. She's like. And I was like, what?

[Pierce]

She was like, you go, I didn't like that. Without. What is that? What does that mean?

[Cam]

And she goes, oh, no, never mind. I'm going to mind. And I was like, no, you're going to tell me. And she told me she was sibling anxiety. She was like, well, I just keep hearing stories about the different guys she's hooking up with. And I said, what? And she. And then she gave me names.

[Pierce]

I was like, oh, man.

[Cam]

It was just like name after name scenario. Scenario. She was like, yeah, I thought you knew because everybody else does. Ooh, I don't wish that on anybody but Pierce. I'm kidding. Fierce. I'm kidding. Zelman. Yeah, but that's the worst one. Those are, in my opinion, the worst way to get cheated on.

[Pierce]

Oh, That's. That's terrible. That's terrible.

[Cam]

Yeah. I. I pray you. I pray no one gets cheated on, man. That's. Actually. I think young men should get cheated.

[Pierce]

On at least once.

[Cam]

I think once. It's very good for you.

[Pierce]

It hurts like hell, but if you take. If you take the. The righteous path. Yeah. You will come out better.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Pierce]

Now you can't. We will lose some soldiers to the dark side. We will lose some soldiers to the dark side.

[Cam]

Yeah. CCJ said, oh, yeah.

[Pierce]

I mean, you get your little heartbroken and you might start. I mean, your whole life. Isn't it crazy? Like, it's actually crazy. You could get your heart broken and it could your life up.

[Cam]

People. People that are spending life in prison because that.

[Pierce]

No, people don't understand. That is. It's something so small is like a high school or like a high school boyfriend or girlfriend.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

Bro. Your brain is not fully developed. You think that is your.

[Cam]

Like your whole life is right.

[Pierce]

Your whole life. And they break up with you.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

There's people that done some wicked.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

I'm not even talking about crime, but like, it could like, like the butterfly effect. A butterfly effect.

[Cam]

One more time.

[Pierce]

Butterfly effect.

[Cam]

There you go.

[Pierce]

It could, like that could make you smoke for your first time because you were so sad. And then you become an addict, and then it just sends you down. Like, I'm saying, what if that happened? I go, then you become an addict. Then you're on the side of the street, homeless. Then you're itching at your right arm, and then you get staph infection, and then you get your leg amputated, and then it's done. All because of milkshakes, all because Jasmine and the. You're limbless, jobless, soulless.

[Cam]

Yeah, I just wanted to bring that up because it's a. It's a deep thought I've been having recently.

[Pierce]

God, I mean, that's terrible.

[Cam]

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[Pierce]

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[Pierce]

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[Pierce]

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[Cam]

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[Pierce]

I want to bring something up.

[Cam]

What happened?

[Pierce]

I'm almost certain don't know how my phone got leaked. My phone number got leaked. I mean, 100%.

[Cam]

How so?

[Pierce]

One, I've gotten a. A ridiculous amount of texts.

[Cam]

Really?

[Pierce]

From car dealerships. And I'm not on the hunt right now currently.

[Cam]

Oh, it's like that. It's just spam calls. I get spam calls, too.

[Pierce]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because I got another. I got a call, right?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

From New York. Unsaved number that said New York.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pierce]

And did not say potential spam. So I go, open it, open it. Answer it. Hello? Beep, beep, beep. They hang up.

[Cam]

They heard that voice.

[Pierce]

They call back, yeah. I go, who is this? They hang up.

[Cam]

Don't say anything.

[Pierce]

So then they text me. They go, hey, who is this?

[Cam]

I go, no, no, no, no, no. Don't hit my line and ask me who you're texting.

[Pierce]

You are reaching out to me.

[Cam]

You know who you're talking to.

[Pierce]

I said. I literally said, no, no, no. Who is this? They said, sorry, my friend Jacob got a new phone. Guess he gave me the wrong number. And I go, no, Jacob here comm.

[Cam]

See, that just shows how nice cam is. Jacob. I'm not texting back after that.

[Pierce]

I'm not the cat Williams. Well, hell, let's find him the gas. Yeah, let's find out his cat.

[Cam]

He's like, no. And if that answer will try him again.

[Pierce]

So then, right, so that same number, it's kind of lingering for, like, the conversation. And they go, oh, okay. Appreciate it.

[Cam]

Sorry.

[Pierce]

Like, all right. The next day, you and me get on TikTok live.

[Cam]

We do get on TikTok.

[Pierce]

We are on TikTok live. We're talking, having a blast. And I get A phone call. The New York number.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pierce]

So now I don't even know if you peeped this during the live. I went, oh, my God. I hung up. And I go, I gotta tell you something off live later.

[Cam]

Mm.

[Pierce]

And you're like, what? And I goes. I was like. I said the whole thing about, I'm gonna give you one clue. And I pointed to the fan.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Pierce]

Because I had a working theory.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

So that New York number. The same number keeps calling me. I keep denying it, keeps calling me, keep denying. Now I'm getting text, but I'm just swiping, trying to stay focused on the live. We get off live, I go to my text. It literally says, so sorry for interrupting your live stream. Didn't realize it was stopping your camera every time. We are massive fans of your podcast. There is no Jacob. Second text comes in, by the way. Not weird fans or anything. We're not weird or anything. Just really wanted to say what's up to you. I go, you have my personal number and you're calling me while I'm working.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

And I told you. I told you I don't want to continue this. But you're not weird or anything. You're not weird. Right?

[Cam]

Yeah, no, it's. Don't. Don't do that.

[Pierce]

Where did you get my number? Well, I understand that. First off, that needs to wait. Are they sanctioned from the government?

[Cam]

Are you sure that they got Your number? The 1682.

[Pierce]

I was about to say.

[Cam]

I don't know.

[Pierce]

It's my phone that's ringing.

[Cam]

I'm saying it.

[Pierce]

Yeah, but, like, maybe. Yeah, no, but for real. And it's like, it's happened only a couple times.

[Cam]

Yeah, don't do that.

[Pierce]

Please don't.

[Cam]

Oh, no. Oh, if you. If you. If you. Because whatever. If you call me or text me and you're a fan, I automatically. Why? See, I'm worse than you. You're a nice. Go. Lucky guy. I got your IP now and I'm a threat. No. Well, not that. No, you'll be fine. But just. You just won't like that.

[Pierce]

Oh, yeah, don't.

[Cam]

Because I'm not gonna interact with you.

[Pierce]

Yeah, no, I gave your number, by the way, to the police department. Yeah, No, I did block it, though.

[Cam]

You're like, by the way, check your front door. Cops out there. Bow.

[Pierce]

I go now. Brave, get on the.

[Cam]

Oh, man. Yeah. Don't do that. There's so many people, like, breaking boundaries of our personal space, man. Like that.

[Pierce]

It's a weird. It's a weird Middle ground. Because in. In a very, very, very jaded lens, like, sure, it might be a sign of respect. Like, they really love our. They love what we do so much. They're really just trying to talk to us. Yes. And I get that.

[Cam]

But there's appropriate times to come talk to us. Meet and greets.

[Pierce]

I'm not going to find LeBron James number.

[Cam]

No.

[Pierce]

And then harass him.

[Cam]

No.

[Pierce]

Just because he's my favorite.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pierce]

And it's like. It's a. It's a weird line. And by all means, we're nowhere, nowhere near LeBron's line. I'm saying that for my personal example.

[Cam]

Yeah. It's just so weird to me. I don't know. I can't. I can't understand doing that. So we're saying this to say don't do it. But if you do find Cam's number, are you sure it's the 1? 6, 8, 2?

[Pierce]

Stop.

[Cam]

4, 4, 3.

[Pierce]

My God.

[Cam]

They just got to guess.

[Pierce]

Just gave him 60%. You got to. They literally have to guess the last four.

[Cam]

Yeah, they just. They can find it. They do that now on. They could.

[Pierce]

There's machines. It's one out of a thousand.

[Cam]

Honestly.

[Pierce]

If one out of 9,000, 999.

[Cam]

If you guess the next four, you get the right to talk to Cam for 30 minutes on the phone.

[Pierce]

I'll give you 30. Hell, who am I kidding? If you guess. If you guess last four, I'll give you 30.

[Cam]

That's hilarious.

[Pierce]

Hell, how's it hanging? How's your auntie?

[Cam]

You're the lucky contender, huh?

[Pierce]

I go, God, this is beautiful. Where do you stay, huh?

[Cam]

What was the first video you saw of us go?

[Pierce]

South Dakota. Oh, God. No, that's. Yeah, that is a bad place. What do you like about Peyton? Oh, nothing. All right.

[Cam]

Well, yeah, dude. Yeah, it's. It's. It's getting funny. But there's a. There's a guy that came up to me in the gym yesterday because I went back to the gym. Hey. Surprisingly so.

[Pierce]

You went to the gym yesterday? Yep. When I invited you to go to.

[Cam]

The gym, you didn't invite me to go to the gym yesterday. You did not invite me to go to the gym yesterday. On Monday.

[Pierce]

Oh, no, I didn't.

[Cam]

Yeah, I know you didn't. I know you didn't. That was too.

[Pierce]

So you were too good to go with me, but.

[Cam]

Yeah. Well, no, I just didn't want to go. I said I was starting on Monday, and so I went on Monday, and I was there for 15 minutes. And I got stopped six times. In the sixth, Guy said, oh, dude, you're that dumb on the pod? And I said, done.

[Pierce]

He goes, going home.

[Cam]

I was done, bro. That's funny.

[Pierce]

No, a guy crept on me today. Crept out of the shadows. Good guy, cool guy.

[Cam]

He goes.

[Pierce]

He goes, yeah, my boy Diego told me about. I said. I said, hold on now. I said, so how do y' all know each other? Then we started talking.

[Cam]

We say, it's been 14 minutes. He's still not dressed like he gets dressed. You take so long to get dressed. It's unbelievable.

[Pierce]

These earrings. First off, I. I can undress. Record time.

[Cam]

Do it. Well, we'll censor it. No, I have to get undressed quicker.

[Pierce]

No, I guarantee it's me.

[Cam]

I guarantee it's me.

[Pierce]

I guarantee off camera it's me because I will go down to mine.

[Cam]

Let's do it. We can blur it.

[Pierce]

No, I'm not doing that on the camera. I don't want my blur it. No, there's not a. There's not a blur big enough. I'd be a hell of a keeper.

[Cam]

The whole. The whole screen's blurred. The whole screen is just black.

[Pierce]

No, for the. Oh, my God. Imagine how funny this is, huh? Imagine it's like color graded blurring.

[Cam]

Yeah. Right.

[Pierce]

So for me, I'm like taking off and it's like this like little tan, very white skin. Yeah. And then right here, it's like. It's like a couple pixels. Then you go and you strip down. It's like the blur is like.

[Cam]

Oh, that would happen, man. That would happen. That's the funny thing.

[Pierce]

Oh, God, you're blessed.

[Cam]

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[Pierce]

You know?

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[Pierce]

Very overwhelming.

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[Pierce]

Now, I'm not gonna lie, honestly, their human grade fresh food looks like something I'd eat. Like me personally, you know, I like mixing my stuff together.

[Cam]

It doesn't look bad. I mean, that's not saying a lot coming from you. But I do get your saying exactly.

[Pierce]

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[Pierce]

Good morning.

[Cam]

But you know, I am not blessed with my mouth. Except for.

[Pierce]

Far from it. Except for someone said cursed.

[Cam]

No, I'm like, I'm like a motor when I get going. Like a motor.

[Pierce]

You're a motor with a double ailment.

[Cam]

Crazy, man.

[Pierce]

I mean, you got. You got. You got fat tongue and you got bad lisp.

[Cam]

But here at ysk, we created a new challenge, a new game, and we're gonna do it right now. I'm actually really excited about this.

[Pierce]

I'm kind of scared for Lockjaw, man.

[Cam]

This challenge we created is the Hubba Bubba tongue twister challenge. Basically, me and Cam are gonna put a whole roll of Hubba Bubba in our mouth and read each other tongue twisters.

[Pierce]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

The person listening has to guess the other person's tongue twister.

[Pierce]

I got faith in you, bub. Now, honestly, I really don't, but I'm trying to give you that confidence.

[Cam]

Yeah, I mean, I haven't had Hubba Bubba since the Pender greedy award of 1412.

[Pierce]

Me neither. And this is six feet.

[Cam]

I know. All right, you want me to go first?

[Pierce]

Go. Go for it.

[Cam]

Here we go.

[Pierce]

Okay, go. See, like, like, immediately you bit that. It was a scone. Like, what are you doing, bro? That's gone. They give it to you in this nice thing on purpose.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Your jaw's already working, boy. Oh, my God. You just.

[Pierce]

Teeth haven't even touched. You said you're trying to get it down. You're chewing on Silly Putty.

[Cam]

You're like. I already feel the cavity coming. Oh, this is going to be bad.

[Pierce]

Oh, you are salivating.

[Cam]

Oh, no, my wet mouse. Turner's coming.

[Pierce]

Oh, my God. You're dripping like a dough.

[Cam]

Ow.

[Pierce]

Drop him.

[Cam]

Hey, hey. Maybe you should go.

[Pierce]

I just saw fear in your eyes.

[Cam]

That thing came down my door, came back up. Boy. Oh, man.

[Pierce]

It's like some wilted spinach.

[Cam]

Do I put the more in there? Do I put more now? Oh, man.

[Pierce]

Bro, you bit that like it's a pastry. Stop. That's what's causing. Oh, my God. You need to roll it.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. He's gonna get.

[Pierce]

Oh, just the mouse noises.

[Cam]

I can't do a whole. I can't put this in there.

[Pierce]

No, you have to try, bro. First off, you have to. First off, it's like. It's like a synthesis. You got to break that down. It's in your mouth. You got to get it nice and gooey.

[Cam]

Oh, dude.

[Pierce]

And do you want to. The sickening part? Your tongue's still bigger than all the gum you have in your mouth. Your tongue's bigger than that.

[Cam]

My jaw genuinely hurts right now.

[Pierce]

Freak out.

[Cam]

I can't breathe, and I can't breathe out of my nose. I'm a mouth breather.

[Pierce]

I can't breathe out my nose. I'm a mouth breather. Oh, this is bad. No, you got to go more. You got to go more. You got to finish it.

[Cam]

Every time I open this thing up, there's more in there. It's like.

[Pierce]

Like reproducing it. It's the gift that never stops. G. What's the thing? Gift that keeps on giving. It's the gift that keeps on getting.

[Cam]

I know.

[Pierce]

You have to throw it in your mouth. You have to.

[Cam]

I can't. Oh, no. I can't. You have to.

[Pierce]

Oh, no, no.

[Cam]

Oh, no. But.

[Pierce]

Okay, we'll call it.

[Cam]

Thank you, please. All right, all right. First.

[Pierce]

Oh, okay. I'm guessing that is so. You look crazy, dude. It's kind of making my stomach hurt.

[Cam]

Audio listeners are like this.

[Pierce]

Oh, my God. It's making my stomach hurt.

[Cam]

Going to YouTube first.

[Pierce]

First talk to us. Okay. There you go.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Pierce]

Oh, my God. Just throw that last bit. Now you can say you put a whole roll in your mouth right now. You're lying. Now you're a truther. Oh, my God. It's because you did it.

[Cam]

I mean, how much does everything.

[Pierce]

Go, go, go? Yeah, here we go.

[Cam]

Read it first. I am Luke Luck. Luke Luck likes lakes.

[Pierce]

Luke Luck likes lakes.

[Cam]

Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck likes lakes. And Luke's duck likes lakes.

[Pierce]

Luke Luck likes lakes. And Luke's ducks likes lakes. Okay. No, something right here just made a big, like, a scream for help noise you swallowed, and it was a. It was like reverb. You went.

[Cam]

I can't tell. At this point, I can't tell what's my tongue and what's the gun.

[Pierce]

Oh, God. Oh, God.

[Cam]

Luke luck licks lakes. And Luke's duck licks lakes.

[Pierce]

Wait, something about Luke's. Something's licking ducks and lakes. You said Luke's lick duck.

[Cam]

Thanks, Luck.

[Pierce]

Thanks. Oh, I have nothing in my mouth.

[Cam]

All at once.

[Pierce]

All at once.

[Cam]

Spass.

[Pierce]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I just said spast.

[Cam]

I'm not gonna. I think I have to. It's.

[Pierce]

Oh, you're getting crazy saliva, dude. It is making me uncomfortable watching you. You look like you're. Oh, dude, you look. You're chewing a bung hole. It's like part.

[Cam]

Oh, it's like part of it's still hard. Part so soft. Just like me after a couple whiskey shots.

[Pierce]

You go. I mean, the shaft is. I mean, it's iron pole. That head.

[Cam]

I mean, loose. It's just vibing for air. Here you go. Luke luck likes lakes. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes.

[Pierce]

Okay, here we go. Final answer. Luke. Luke luck likes lakes. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke luck. Luke luck licks lake. Yeah. Luke's ducks licks. Luke's ducks likes licking lakes. Lakes too. Licks lakes.

[Cam]

I'm sorry, That's.

[Pierce]

That is. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Pierce]

No, we're not doing that. That's torture. All right, Pete, you don't understand. Like, the visual starting to feel nasty. No, the visual is insanity.

[Cam]

I think I see piers getting hard. All right, so this one. Wait a second.

[Pierce]

Is that.

[Cam]

Oh, okay, I feel a cavity coming off. Now. This one has a lot of shs.

[Pierce]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

So regardless of the gum, this one's gonna be about. Oh, no.

[Pierce]

Oh, I almost threw up. I almost threw up, bro. I almost threw up. Oh, no, no, you did the slurp. It literally concaved. You slurped. It was out here. You slurped like this. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

I'm starting to gag.

[Pierce]

No, it looks like you're chewing on Beckna.

[Cam]

Dude. No, you're.

[Pierce]

It's making me high levels of nasty.

[Cam]

You ready?

[Pierce]

High levels of uncomfort.

[Cam]

You ready? Silly Sally.

[Pierce]

Oh, it's something with Sally.

[Cam]

Silly Sally swiftly shoots seven Silly sleep.

[Pierce]

It looks like you're missing a tooth. What?

[Cam]

Okay, hold on.

[Pierce]

I'm locking in.

[Cam]

Silly Sally swiftly shoed seven silly sheep. Seven silly sheep. Silly Sally shoed. Honestly. Impressive.

[Pierce]

Silly Sally swiftly sews seven silk silver shoes.

[Cam]

What? Silly. Silly Sally swiftly shoots seven Silly sheep.

[Pierce]

This is Silly Sally Swiftly. I don't know that it's that word. Go again. It's the.

[Cam]

You're just trying to give me sued again.

[Pierce]

No, I don't know what. I literally don't know what you're saying. Silly Sally. Something Sued. It sounds like you're suing, like, lawyers. You're suing them. Silly Sally. Silly.

[Cam]

Sued. Silly Sally Swiftly. Sued. Southern Silly sheep.

[Pierce]

I don't know what you're saying.

[Cam]

Shooed.

[Pierce]

Look at them say it. What are you saying? Sued. Sue. Sue. Oh, shoot. Oh, sue. Sue. Little girl sue. So, okay, shoot. Silly Sally. Oh, God.

[Cam]

This has to be one of the last ones.

[Pierce]

Silly. Silly Sally swiftly shooed. Seven silver squawks. What was it? What was the ending?

[Cam]

Go down my throat.

[Pierce]

What was the ending?

[Cam]

Silly Sally swiftly shooed. Seven silly seats, but seven silly.

[Pierce]

So, wait, wait, wait. Silly Sally. Silly Sally. Silly Sally Swiftly. Shoot. Seven silver sheep.

[Cam]

I just bit my filler.

[Pierce]

Seven silly silver sheep.

[Cam]

Yeah. Silly Sally shoe.

[Pierce]

Seven silly. Seven silly sheep. Seven. Seven silly sheep. Silly Sally shoe. There we go.

[Cam]

I'm not gonna lie, bro. You get Pete.

[Pierce]

It looks like it.

[Cam]

It.

[Pierce]

No, no, no, no. Like, this might be a lot. It looks like you just spit out a placenta. It literally.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh.

[Pierce]

That's more than the tongue.

[Cam]

Okay, okay, you try it. Just. We can just do one more.

[Pierce]

But, dude, first off, this is how you properly do.

[Cam]

Yeah, you take 10 years to do it. No, show me that.

[Pierce]

Stand up and let it hang.

[Cam]

See how fast you can roll that thing in there. Bend down a little bit. Yeah, get that. Quick, quick. Go, go, go, go, go. You should have got mine. I mean, your lips are so dry right now. Oh, man. Oh, man. You sound like a hog. Sound like Robbie sleeping.

[Pierce]

Oh.

[Cam]

Cover your mouth. Put it in, bro. Put it in. It looks like you just did a lot. That's so gross.

[Pierce]

Oh, I just had a theme today.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. This is hard. Bro, your mouth. Your mouth is bigger than mine. No way. I told you. I told you. I told you.

[Pierce]

Put it in there now.

[Cam]

I told you, bro. I told you.

[Pierce]

Okay, we're gonna consolidate to the left.

[Cam]

Yeah, you gotta fill that left side up. Oh.

[Pierce]

Oh, this is a bad idea, man. Get it in. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's nasty. Shove it in there. Now we gotta go immediately to the tongue twisters. Let's go. Dude, your mouth. You look like that Dave Chappelle character. Let's go. Don't chew yet, burb. Oh. Boop. Oh, you know, my eye. Oh, you in my eye. Oh, you hit my eye.

[Pierce]

Dude, your mouth is.

[Cam]

I don't know how you did this. Go, Cam. Oh. Audio listeners have all. They're all clicked off of this.

[Pierce]

Are you ready?

[Cam]

Are you ready? In the game? In the. In the. Oh. Oh, it's so gross. Come on. I'm lost. How big.

[Pierce]

How big is your mouth?

[Cam]

Scjugle.

[Pierce]

Oh, my God. Betty bought a blast of blood.

[Cam]

Oh, no. I can't. Challenge. Stop it. Somebody get a camera on this thing.

[Pierce]

No, no.

[Cam]

He's gonna record it sideways.

[Pierce]

Don't you do it.

[Cam]

Peyton.

[Pierce]

Peyton, don't you.

[Cam]

I hope you can't.

[Pierce]

No, you.

[Cam]

Don't do it.

[Pierce]

Please don't. Please don't.

[Cam]

I have right here. I have right here. Throw it on piss. We're playing. We're playing gum. Russian roulette. No.

[Pierce]

Who's going to get some? Not me.

[Cam]

Where is it?

[Pierce]

It literally turns.

[Cam]

Oh, show her chat. Show her chat. Oh, I think I broke. Did it turn it off? No, it didn't turn off. It hit the hdmi. The hdmi is out.

[Pierce]

How do you turn this computer.

[Cam]

I got you. I got you. Oh, no, Cam. Talk. Take that out of your mouth. I really do.

[Pierce]

I'm trying to do one.

[Cam]

It's over. It's over. It's over. God.

[Pierce]

I mean, you want to talk about flavor, though?

[Cam]

Holy.

[Pierce]

That was good. I enjoyed it like a turd. Yeah. Dude, that is. That is absolutely insane. Can I. Can I. Can I read you what I was reading?

[Cam]

Yes, read me.

[Pierce]

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said the butter's bitter. I kid you not. The only thing I could think of is how big is your mouth.

[Cam]

Okay, you want to. But I. Since you had such a hard time with that, I want to see. Oh, where's the other one? I want to see how much Hubba Bubba you can put in your mouth. You got to put that back in if you camp. If. And under 30 seconds. But you could put all this in your mouth and say, I love PETA. I'll give you $500. I'll try.

[Pierce]

That's. I mean, that's a daunting task.

[Cam]

30.

[Pierce]

I don't even get a minute.

[Cam]

30 seconds. 530 seconds. Hey, don't start. I mean, somebody's gonna literally gift that what you just did with that sound. Yeah, this is all getting. All right, Here we go. 30 seconds. Start in five, four, three, two, one for 500.

[Pierce]

Okay, we're gonna consolidate. Gotta go. Peyton method.

[Cam]

There's no way. Huh? Oh, yeah. How full are you? How full you have 15 seconds. What the. 10 seconds. For $500, Cam, you gotta say, I love Beta. I'll give you 45. No, I won't give you.

[Pierce]

Let's go.

[Cam]

I love PE. Sorry. 3141. Ah. One second off. So close. It's so far. I'm. Oh, dude, stop. He's gonna make me. No, I can't be in. Oh, he's gotta get muted. Oh. Or no, he's gotta get censored. It's gotta get censored. All right, guys, I'm gonna do the outro this time. Thank you so much for coming back to the you should know podcast. Episode 199. Remember to next week is episode 200. We have a lot of surprises. We have a lot of special things coming. But then after that, we got the 1 million subscriber episode special where the biggest announcement in YSK history is coming. This week's secret code is. Is Hubba Bubba Lisp. H B Luba hbl. Oh, Hubba Bubba lisp. Remember, one out of two claw marriage don't make it home to Christmas, and we will see you next time.